NYT/CNBC "Journalist" John Harwood: The Media Is Too Biased In Favor of Trump and Republicans

This being a public spectacle of self-humiliation, Tater was of course involved.

In another blatant display of media bias masquerading as uncomfortably frank objectivity, CNBC editor-at-large John Harwood declared the GOP to be "fundamentally broken" and lamented how journalists are being supposedly too fair in their coverage of the party.
On Sunday, Harwood responded to a tweet from CNN’s Brian Stelter, who quoted Washington Post media columnist Margaret Sullivan lamenting how media objectivity gave power to the GOP.
"In an unceasing effort to be seen as neutral, journalists, time after time, fell into the trap of presenting facts and lies as roughly equivalent and then blaming political tribalism for not seeming to know the difference," Sullivan said.
In response, Harwood tweeted: "Good description of the challenge for journalism... hard for reporters to say plainly that the Republican Party, at this point in our history, is fundamentally broken... but it is."

The challenge of journalism is repackaging other people's tweets as cutting-edge insight.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:49 PM

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1 he needs to go play in traffic

Posted by: bored383 at December 23, 2019 06:51 PM (zJ4nO)

2 Are we in hell?

Posted by: Dbag at December 23, 2019 06:51 PM (XA0d/)

3 If you tweet, you are the product. Duh.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 23, 2019 06:51 PM (glGDV)

4 Also, WWII occurred because the German Media was just too lenient on those damn Jews.

Posted by: George Soros at December 23, 2019 06:51 PM (WdocV)

5 Such incandescent stupidity hurts my eyeballs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 23, 2019 06:51 PM (xPJvm)

6 Hugh Hewitt boosted Twitter. Duh.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 23, 2019 06:52 PM (glGDV)

7 Firth!!!

Posted by: vmom wishing everyone a Happy Horde Christmas at December 23, 2019 06:52 PM (G546f)

8 Not even good liars .

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2019 06:52 PM (6vifD)

9 of Forth

Posted by: vmom wishing everyone a Happy Horde Christmas at December 23, 2019 06:52 PM (G546f)

10 Maybe L.Ron Hubbard could lease out his boat.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 23, 2019 06:53 PM (glGDV)

11 Hahahahahaha......HAHAHAHAhahahahaha! OMG, they have zero self-awareness.

Posted by: April at December 23, 2019 06:53 PM (OX9vb)

12
When Pravda reported starvation in America, the potato crop in the Soviet Union was disastrously bad.

When the Democrats are split, it's a Republican civil war.

When the MSM is full-throated Leftist, they're biased in favor of the Republicans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2019 06:53 PM (7rVsF)

13 To be fair, John Harwood had been that stupid long before Trump arrived on the scene. At least a decade ago we used to watch Squawk Box on CNBC in the mornings--saw the planes hit the twin towers there--and I used to mute it when he came on.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 23, 2019 06:54 PM (S+f+m)

14 hard for reporters to say plainly that the Republican Party, at this
point in our history, is fundamentally broken... but it is."
***

I mean this is correct. A non-broken GOP would have impeached Obama for Fast and Furious, his illegal Libyan war and/or creating ISIS.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2019 06:54 PM (WdocV)

15 Someone should ask Harwood when it wasn't broken.

I bet if it's within his lifetime, he was ripping on it at the time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 23, 2019 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)

16 Eliminate three cabinet departments. Darts land on Education, Homeland Security and State.

Try again.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 23, 2019 06:54 PM (glGDV)

17 We keep hearing this shit.

Maybe some day we'll believe it... nah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 06:55 PM (2B9A/)

18 Yeah the msm favours the Republicans and The Jets are going to the Super Bowl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2019 06:55 PM (85Gof)

19 Top 20-ish!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at December 23, 2019 06:55 PM (OAS7z)

20 Lots of times lefty cocksuckers say things so stupid that I have trouble believing they're serious. This is one of those times. He's just fucking lying.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 23, 2019 06:55 PM (sWM8x)

21 Trick question...are these people stupid? Because they appear to be stupid.

Posted by: Bosk at December 23, 2019 06:55 PM (9m9TT)

22 journalists are being supposedly too fair in their coverage of the party

In what warped alternative universe?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2019 06:55 PM (EgshT)

23 16 Eliminate three cabinet departments. Darts land on Education, Homeland Security and State.

Try again.
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 23, 2019 06:54 PM (glGDV)

TSA, first and foremost.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 06:55 PM (2B9A/)

24 All movies in the very near future will paint these Journalist as shit eating dogs.

Dripping in shit.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 23, 2019 06:56 PM (xlR/o)

25 Remember, this paragon of objectivity was a moderator for one of the Republican debates in 2016.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2019 06:56 PM (ZLI7S)

26 My gosh, just look at the weasel words used to describe Reb. and their actions as opposed to the fawning, glowing comments for their Dim. overlords. Look, just admit you're biased a**holes and you would double my respect. 2 x 0 = 0. (Sorry about the math.)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 23, 2019 06:56 PM (0MO+G)

27 The lack of self awareness is astounding.
The GOPe is broken because it killed itself by trying to be woke and going along to get along. The grift money is too sweet. The rice bowls too full. They failed to respect their core voters, dumped on the TEA Party ans subverted it to their own sorry ends. People are now so thoroughly disgusted by the GOPe that the end of the free lunch is over.
Never mind that the media has turned to outright, open, hatred of the citizenry that used to take these scum seriously. Time is near for burning a lot of institutions down with these idiots locked in the buildings.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 23, 2019 06:56 PM (Tt761)

28 Really. No really! We never took favors or money to spread propaganda. We've always been overly fair to those ignorant mchitler Nazis all these years.

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2019 06:56 PM (6vifD)

29 My brain hurts even to consider that they sincerely believe this to be true.
It's trying to claw its way out of my skull just to escape the thought.

Posted by: Ersatz at December 23, 2019 06:56 PM (zuVZw)

30 I hope PDT wins 45 states next year and tells Obama to kiss his ass.

Posted by: Jmel at December 23, 2019 06:56 PM (2cDyC)

31 Save money on government Goldwater style. Spin the wheel for defunding.

EPA!

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 23, 2019 06:56 PM (glGDV)

32 Lies, lies and more lies.

It's all they got.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 23, 2019 06:56 PM (Z+IKu)

33 TSA, first and foremost.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

EPA, and while not a dept. The Federal Reserve.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 23, 2019 06:57 PM (0MO+G)

34 Right. So much ass kissing by CNN and the main stream media towards Trump and Republicans.

This alternate universe they live in sure is amazing.

They must be doing some really good drugs.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 23, 2019 06:57 PM (J9wxX)

35 They are flailing aimlessly.....

Posted by: Norman Spiny at December 23, 2019 06:57 PM (OAS7z)

36 Who, what, when, where. DO YOU SPEAK IT, MOTHERFUCKERS?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 23, 2019 06:57 PM (yQpMk)

37 30 I hope PDT wins 45 states next year and tells Obama to kiss his ass.
Posted by: Jmel at December 23, 2019 06:56 PM (2cDyC)

Which one would be humiliated?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 23, 2019 06:57 PM (glGDV)

38 Dbag @ 2- Yes, we are in that circle of hell that Dante never discovered. It's that circle of hell that doesn't even show on shaitan's blueprint or his 'as built' drawing. It was built off the books. Good thing is we are just sightseeing, for our enemies it will be like the original roach motel, while they think they're at Hotel California.

Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2019 06:58 PM (UUkQp)

39 Relatedly I saw a video over at insty of some msnbc folks claiming it was racist to interview white working class people.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2019 06:58 PM (r+sAi)

40 EPA!

Posted by: 80's music fan

Horde mind.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 23, 2019 06:58 PM (0MO+G)

41 CNN has more readers here than viewers on cable.

Does that count for their ad prices?

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 23, 2019 06:58 PM (glGDV)

42 Now they are just rubbing our fucking noses in it.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2019 06:58 PM (AUnSf)

43 hard for reporters to say plainly that the Republican Party, at this
point in our history, is fundamentally broken... but it is."
***

I mean this is correct. A non-broken GOP would have impeached Obama for Fast and Furious, his illegal Libyan war and/or creating ISIS.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 23, 2019 06:54 PM (WdocV)

Hell, they would've impeached him for illegally eliminating the value of GM stock held by retirees, orphans, and widows.

Huge breach of contract law.

I knew at that moment it was going to be a miserable fucking 8 years cuz the GOP had zero balls in the face of gross criminality.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2019 06:59 PM (9X624)

44 Don't take the drugs that has been using

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2019 06:59 PM (ZCEU2)

45 Check and see if he clicked his heels together. After all, say it three times and it's true. Realzies.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 06:59 PM (vVOK2)

46 A Florida lap dancer has been arrested in Miami after assaulting five police officers with her vagina and using it as a deadly weapon without the intent to kill.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/miami- stripper-arrested-for-squirting-vaginal-fluids-at- police-officers-in-self-defense/

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 23, 2019 07:00 PM (V150o)

47 Shorter: "We must stop showing the Right as human."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 23, 2019 07:00 PM (oVJmc)

48 Anyway I have no idea why we even call the journalists or news.
I think of them as corporate owned mouthpieces selling their bosses ideology. Of course they promote o care. So they don't have to pay it for their cheap labor everywhere in the world. Etc

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2019 07:00 PM (6vifD)

49 Tater would likely evaporate if Mark Dice didn't mock him.

Posted by: 80's music fan at December 23, 2019 07:00 PM (glGDV)

50 The GOP is fundamentally broken...

I'd honestly like him to write an article explaining how. I want to understand his worldview that makes this statement sensible.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 23, 2019 07:00 PM (PHotS)

51 Harwood is such a dick in "real life", that anything he says must be ignored.

Posted by: CN at December 23, 2019 07:00 PM (U7k5w)

52 39 Relatedly I saw a video over at insty of some msnbc folks claiming it was racist to interview white working class people.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2019 06:58 PM (r+sAi)

Well, to be fair, they do drive the economy, which is, certainly, racist......

/s

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:01 PM (vVOK2)

53 The challenge for journalists is being able to locate their gluteus maximus and proclaiming it their cranium.

Posted by: Decaf at December 23, 2019 07:01 PM (xarPm)

54 So basically Sullivan is saying that the media shouldn't try to objectively report anything, as in every page of the paper should be the editorial page.

Not that this isn't already happening.

Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2019 07:01 PM (un8gM)

55 Hi willow.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2019 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)

56 46
That story makes more sense than the idiot Ace quoted.
She's probably more sanitary also. And less drunk.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 23, 2019 07:01 PM (Tt761)

57 >>https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/miami- stripper-arrested-for-squirting-vaginal-fluids-at- police-officers-in-self-defense/

You'll put yer eye out!

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2019 07:01 PM (AUnSf)

58 People used to call me "Hardwood" when I was a teenager, but they didn't mean anything by it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 23, 2019 07:01 PM (sWM8x)

59 Just got back from "Richard Jewell". We were three of six people in the theatre. It's a anger inducing and heartbreaking story. Kathy Bates and Sam Rockwell the latter as Jewell' attorney) give really fine performances. I enjoyed the film very much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2019 07:02 PM (WI7YS)

60 Just when you think they can't beclown themselves any further, they do.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:02 PM (NWiLs)

61 Don't take the drugs that has been using

He's getting some good shit. I'd like to meet his dealer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 23, 2019 07:02 PM (HaL55)

62 hard for reporters to say plainly that the Republican Party, at this point in our history, is fundamentally broken... but it is.

Yet it controls 1 1/2 of the two elected branches, 33 governorships, and 61 state legislative chambers.

I would be worried if it was less broken.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 23, 2019 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

63 THEY ARE NOT IN A BUBBLE!!!

YOU ARE!!!

#ORANGEMANBAD

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 23, 2019 07:02 PM (08AF/)

64 If Harwood ate a can of cranberry sauce everyday, he wouldn't be such a dick.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 23, 2019 07:02 PM (C1Lsn)

65 I'm so glad Mr. Trump is my boss. At least I can sure my organization isn't anti-Trump.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:02 PM (vVOK2)

66 NYT/CNBC "Journalist" John Harwood: The Media Is Too Biased In Favor of Trump and Republicans
When does this shit ever end?

We are literally buried in Their propaganda.

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 23, 2019 07:02 PM (K/Gmb)

67 miami- stripper-arrested-for-squirting-vaginal-fluids-at- police-officers-in-self-defense/

Resourceful lass, eh?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at December 23, 2019 07:03 PM (EgshT)

68 Hi Jack. Everything going well in your world I hope

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2019 07:03 PM (6vifD)

69 Oh, yes, speaking of media, the media, of course gets skewered as does the FBI. I understand the family of the main reporter, Kathy Scruggs, didn't like the portrayal of her, but Olivia Wilde did a good job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 23, 2019 07:03 PM (WI7YS)

70 57 >>https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/miami- stripper-arrested-for-squirting-vaginal-fluids-at- police-officers-in-self-defense/

You'll put yer eye out!
Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2019 07:01 PM (AUnSf)

Once again at Christmas the Horde is a giver.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:03 PM (vVOK2)

71 Now I have to agree with Harwood, the gop is broken, but not in the way he thinks it is.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 23, 2019 07:04 PM (r+sAi)

72 Seriously... Headlines could be from The Onion or The Babylon Bee.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2019 07:04 PM (wiXsO)

73 Tater looks exactly what he is, a creepy clown that should not be shown to children.

Posted by: Decaf at December 23, 2019 07:04 PM (xarPm)

74 Stripper juice is renowned in the Orient for it's medicinal powers and as a flavor enhancer for soups and stews.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 23, 2019 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

75 Do people really tune into that thumb?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:04 PM (vVOK2)

76 Eew why oh why did someone have to share that stripper visual

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2019 07:04 PM (6vifD)

77 Their relationship with reality is strained, at best.

Posted by: kallisto at December 23, 2019 07:05 PM (Px4PF)

78 The bringing of the faux impeachment proceedings/witnesses by the Republicans have made it crystal clear, the Republicans are insane, agenda-driven politicians.

Oh, wait, did I say 'Republicans'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 23, 2019 07:05 PM (xSo9G)

79 Honestly, if the Republicans were any more broken, we would be in a one party state.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 23, 2019 07:05 PM (yQpMk)

80 Unpeople don't have ideas worthy of being heard, silly.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 23, 2019 07:05 PM (GbPPJ)

81 I was caught flat footed by Trumps win in 16.

Not next year. I've got plans with friends.

There are going to be so many leftist tears I may file a FEMA claim.

Posted by: Ha at December 23, 2019 07:05 PM (UU64l)

82 Anyway I have no idea why we even call the journalists or news.
I think of them as corporate owned mouthpieces selling their bosses ideology. Of course they promote o care. So they don't have to pay it for their cheap labor everywhere in the world. Etc
Posted by: willow at December 23, 2019 07:00 PM (6vifD)

Journalist is already a fake name, like calling Garbage men Sanitation Engineers. Let them keep it.

Reporters is the proper name for the useful part of the profession. Tell us what happened. That's all.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 23, 2019 07:06 PM (eoQWY)

83 Who believes his spiel? When 98% of Trump news is negative.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 23, 2019 07:06 PM (wiXsO)

84 When Pravda reported starvation in America, the potato crop in the Soviet Union was disastrously bad.

When the Democrats are split, it's a Republican civil war.

When the MSM is full-throated Leftist, they're biased in favor of the Republicans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 23, 2019 06:53 PM (7rVsF)

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Soviet reporters had to say what the Politburo wanted or suicide in the woods with two bullets to the back of the head. Our MSM reporters would do the same to anyone who didn't believe them.

Posted by: Decaf at December 23, 2019 07:07 PM (xarPm)

85 "Journ/a/o/lists" can't not tell a lie. It's really quite incredible. It's their best talent.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 23, 2019 07:07 PM (6eEQ+)

86 miami- stripper-arrested-for-squirting-vaginal-fluids-at- police-officers-in-self-defense/

Resourceful lass, eh?
Posted by: Notorious BFD
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*makes note in HR file* Shows initiative.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 23, 2019 07:07 PM (xSo9G)

87 Watching Democrats at Impeachment debate: “Like watching a bunch of monkeys trying to hump a doorknob.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThEz_8Lg9aU&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2019 07:07 PM (nhBb/)

88 Apropos of nothing, if you liked Atomic Blond, Anna is in the same genre but much much better.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 23, 2019 07:07 PM (yQpMk)

89 Hi Willow. I kind of like the term "Journalist" It describes their behavior if you think "angst ridden teenager scribbling in private journal"

Mind you I think the world would be a better place if all journalism 'schools' were defunded and newspapers were owned by locals and hired reporters not journalists.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 23, 2019 07:07 PM (eASYU)

90 And if you're downright disgusted

And life ain't worth a dime

Get a girl with far away eyes

That's a little poem I just wrote (and I have more). And it's also my advice for when you just can't deal anymore.

Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick at December 23, 2019 07:07 PM (wy4/l)

91 The negative press on PDT is running around 90% against. Which is down a bit from around 96% at the beginning of his presidency IIRC.

Apparently the number they're all shooting for is an even 100%. All these presstitutes can DIAF.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 23, 2019 07:08 PM (HaL55)

92 >> miami- stripper-arrested-for-squirting-vaginal-fluids-at- police-officers-in-self-defense/

>Resourceful lass, eh?

Everyone loves a fountain.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2019 07:08 PM (AUnSf)

93 right...just like Fallon is to blame for being nice to trump, will ferrell is to blame because his portrayal of W humanized W, and Trump committed treason by not dick punching Putin during a joint press conference.

these people cray cray.

I think, though, the GOP is broke since it filters its policy objectives through what CNN approves.

But,on the whole, aside from suicidal immigration betrayals and giving up whole states to the left, we're doing ok.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 23, 2019 07:08 PM (FEQY4)

94 It will flash by then refresh and it will play.

Youtub is busy deleting as fast as it can.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2019 07:08 PM (nhBb/)

95 The delusions are cold, and deep.

Posted by: Some Feller From Arkansas at December 23, 2019 07:08 PM (gVWrH)

96 I mean, sure, we'll lose texas to the democrats but think of how little money the Chamber of Commerce had to pay to get consuela to clean our floors at night.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 23, 2019 07:08 PM (FEQY4)

97 While Harwood is pointing his finger at the GOP he fails to notice the other 3 fingers pointing back at him.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2019 07:09 PM (SRQO0)

98 The delusions are cold, and deep.

and the bottom is rocky.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 23, 2019 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

99 I was caught flat footed by Trumps win in 16.

Not next year. I've got plans with friends.

There are going to be so many leftist tears I may file a FEMA claim.
Posted by: Ha
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A couple in my neighborhood, knowing me to be a conservative, invited me to a post-election in 2016 celebration. To my surprise, a number of my neighbors with whom I've never discussed politics were there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 23, 2019 07:09 PM (xSo9G)

100 also, just think, CNN has to pay $150,000 per airport for this insanity to be ignored during the CHRISTMAS travel rush.

sorry, war on Christmas is so ubiquitous, it makes me sick.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 23, 2019 07:09 PM (FEQY4)

101 I think I know why there are so many mentally ill homeless people, the MSM doesn't have enough jobs for all of them.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 23, 2019 07:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

102 59. I think the reason the movie's box office is so poor is that its natural audience - us - doesn't want to rage stroke or cry all over the popcorn.

Posted by: kallisto at December 23, 2019 07:10 PM (Px4PF)

103 Palerider. your interpretation does work well.

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2019 07:10 PM (6vifD)

104 A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (etc.)

Self-awareness is not on the curriculum at journalism school.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 23, 2019 07:11 PM (kG9+9)

105 "responding to a tweet" sounds really, really gay.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 23, 2019 07:11 PM (l9m7l)

106 Any party with the Whitehouse, Supreme Court, the Senate, most of the governor spots, and a good chance to take the House must be the broken party.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 23, 2019 07:11 PM (k27mQ)

107 Little gag. You guys have grossed me out.

Posted by: willow at December 23, 2019 07:11 PM (6vifD)

108 I've got the Norad Santa tracker on, playing lovely Christmas music by the various Service's bands and choirs. Waiting for Santa to launch and the boy will be most pleased.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:11 PM (vVOK2)

109
sorry, war on Christmas is so ubiquitous, it makes me sick.

" Happy Holidays" is Newspeak.

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 23, 2019 07:12 PM (K/Gmb)

110 105 "responding to a tweet" sounds really, really gay.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 23, 2019 07:11 PM (l9m7l)

Well, yeah, but we can't call them fags because folks will get upset.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:12 PM (vVOK2)

111 Here's a better one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThEz_8Lg9aU

Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2019 07:12 PM (nhBb/)

112 I mean, obviously, the GOP is broken because the historic ebb and flow of House ownership led to the DNC, running on moderates n' shit, commit to peach mints, without getting a single GOP vote. or convincing a single non-insane person. That's the GOP's fault. see?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 23, 2019 07:13 PM (FEQY4)

113 6 hours 46 minutes till launch time.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:13 PM (vVOK2)

114 NYT/CNBC "Journalist" John Harwood: The Media Is Too Biased In Favor of Trump and Republicans
+++++
Where can I find this awesomeness? Because if this is the case, I'll hook up the cable again and buy the biggest flat-screen t.v. I can afford.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 23, 2019 07:13 PM (5DZMc)

115 81 I was caught flat footed by Trumps win in 16.

Not next year. I've got plans with friends.

There are going to be so many leftist tears I may file a FEMA claim.
Posted by: Ha at December 23, 2019 07:05 PM (UU64l)

My worry is that if the polls show him well ahead, we'll just get hysteria. I'm with you, I want tears too. For tears, we need some element of surprise. With luck, though, the MSM will come up with some of those lying polls they like.

Posted by: Splunge at December 23, 2019 07:13 PM (dOV9E)

116

They view deplorables as flat-earthers and who would give them any credence?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2019 07:13 PM (aKsyK)

117 111 Here's a better one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThEz_8Lg9aU
Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2019 07:12 PM (nhBb/)

I'm gonna need a ruling by the Horde style panel about that word: better.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:14 PM (vVOK2)

118 Honestly, I have never witnessed a group so blinded to their own biases.

But then again, I didn't know any of the Red Guard or Stalinists personally.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:14 PM (Y4EXg)

119 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at December 23, 2019 07:09 PM (xSo9G)

Nice!

Posted by: Ha at December 23, 2019 07:14 PM (UU64l)

120 These people really are this deluded. I have a progressive colleague in Hollywood who insists the media is conservative and biased against liberals.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 23, 2019 07:14 PM (H8QX8)

121 I don't care how many times I watch Christmas Vacation, I still laugh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 23, 2019 07:14 PM (08AF/)

122 That story is from the Babylon Bee. Right?

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:14 PM (MIUG6)

123 122 That story is from the Babylon Bee. Right?
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:14 PM (MIUG6)

No, the Babylon Bee is a smart "news" site.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:15 PM (vVOK2)

124 Apropos of nothing, if you liked Atomic Blond, Anna is in the same genre but much much better.

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I saw it on a plane a few weeks ago. I very much liked the way they used a non-sequential timeline to keep the plot twists coming. It's a good movie, worth watching.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 23, 2019 07:15 PM (PHotS)

125 122 That story is from the Babylon Bee. Right?
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:14 PM (MIUG6)

Something called World Net Daily. There tagline is "Where Facts Don't Matter."

Posted by: Splunge at December 23, 2019 07:15 PM (dOV9E)

126 So how does this lunatic think the media could get tougher on Trump? Does he want them to openly advocate assassination?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 23, 2019 07:15 PM (Uu+Jp)

127 Projection is not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 23, 2019 07:16 PM (q1Pj5)

128 Someone is caught in the Tholian Web.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 23, 2019 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

129 6 So how does this lunatic think the media could get tougher on Trump? Does he want them to openly advocate assassination?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 23, 2019 07:15 PM (Uu+Jp)

They already do that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 23, 2019 07:16 PM (85Gof)

130 126 So how does this lunatic think the media could get tougher on Trump? Does he want them to openly advocate assassination?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 23, 2019 07:15 PM (Uu+Jp)

They don't think. That's not a partisan insult, it's literally how they operate. They feel, and the feelz make words, and they imagine that that's what thinking is.

Posted by: Splunge at December 23, 2019 07:16 PM (dOV9E)

131 122 That story is from the Babylon Bee. Right?
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:14 PM (MIUG6)

The Babylon Bee doesn't work quite that blue.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

132 I don't care how many times I watch Christmas Vacation, I still laugh.
Posted by: Puddleglum

A worthy sequel.

Posted by: eleven channeling Joe Biden at December 23, 2019 07:16 PM (QLPEO)

133 Responding to a tweet is like being excited that you're getting robocalls.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2019 07:17 PM (SRQO0)

134 Channel off.

Posted by: eleven at December 23, 2019 07:17 PM (QLPEO)

135 122 That story is from the Babylon Bee. Right?

America's Paper of Record!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 23, 2019 07:17 PM (08AF/)

136 I've got the Norad Santa tracker on, playing lovely
Christmas music by the various Service's bands and choirs. Waiting for
Santa to launch and the boy will be most pleased.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:11 PM (vVOK2)

I remember as a kid growing up in Canada, pre-internet, how NORAD would provide an update about every half hour on the radio live and direct from the guys in the Royal Canadian Air Force jets acting as escorts for Santa.

Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2019 07:17 PM (un8gM)

137 Posted by: Splunge at December 23, 2019 07:13 P

There will be plenty of demoralizing media polls.

If the economy is humming like now, which it should be with USMCA and the Phase1 China deal...Trumps in great shape!

It will be a night to celebrate especially if we flip the House!

Posted by: Ha at December 23, 2019 07:17 PM (UU64l)

138 Someone is caught in the Tholian Web.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Ith ludicrith.

Posted by: eleven at December 23, 2019 07:18 PM (QLPEO)

139 The Democrats have promised the voters unending impeachments if they hold the house. I could be wrong but I think this is the wrong tack to take.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 23, 2019 07:19 PM (yQpMk)

140 I remember as a kid growing up in Canada, pre-internet, how NORAD would provide an update about every half hour on the radio live and direct from the guys in the Royal Canadian Air Force jets acting as escorts for Santa.
Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2019 07:17 PM (un8gM)

Living up here, those guys in the jets were from here. Most cool. And, naturally, 100% real. 100%.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:19 PM (vVOK2)

141 Tell John Harwood that after the last time i watched a debate he moderated I decided that when Harwood comes on TV, I switch the channel, period.

Posted by: CharlestheHammer at December 23, 2019 07:19 PM (Qgyll)

142 141 Tell John Harwood that after the last time i watched a debate he moderated I decided that when Harwood comes on TV, I switch the channel, period.
Posted by: CharlestheHammer at December 23, 2019 07:19 PM (Qgyll)

Probably cheaper than putting a brick through the screen.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:19 PM (vVOK2)

143
NYT/CNBC "Journalist" John Harwood: The Media Is Too Biased In Favor of Trump and Republicans
+++++
Where can I find this awesomeness? Because if this is the case, I'll hook up the cable again and buy the biggest flat-screen t.v. I can afford.
Posted by: washrivergal

It's the same old left argument that
1. The media are all big corporations
2. Big corporations are all right-wing
3. Therefore, the media are right-wing

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2019 07:19 PM (aKsyK)

144 I remember as a kid growing up in Canada, pre-internet, how NORAD would provide an update about every half hour on the radio live and direct from the guys in the Royal Canadian Air Force jets acting as escorts for Santa.
Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2019 07:17 PM (un8gM)

What a sweet childhood memory.

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2019 07:19 PM (MTxDQ)

145 I bet John Hardwood is shaved.

Posted by: freaked at December 23, 2019 07:20 PM (Tnijr)

146
The delusions are cold, and deep.

and the bottom is rocky.

Hey, I found a flounder.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 23, 2019 07:20 PM (HaL55)

147 The Other Ridge reports that the newest mixed drink is the Pelosi.

But it won't get you drunk, because there's no proof in it.

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:20 PM (MIUG6)

148 The media is biased to Trump and the GOP. Yeah! That's the ticket!

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan at December 23, 2019 07:20 PM (l3+k2)

149 1. The media are all big corporations
2. Big corporations are all right-wing
3. Therefore, the media are right-wing
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Like The Holy Roman Empire.

Posted by: eleven at December 23, 2019 07:20 PM (QLPEO)

150 146
The delusions are cold, and deep.

and the bottom is rocky.

Hey, I found a flounder.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy.

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This is gonna be great!!

Posted by: Flounder at December 23, 2019 07:21 PM (Y4EXg)

151 Living up here, those guys in the jets were from here. Most cool. And, naturally, 100% real. 100%.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:19 PM (vVOK2)

And likely those guys fought over who got sleigh escort duty

Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2019 07:21 PM (un8gM)

152 But then again, I didn't know any of the Red Guard or Stalinists personally.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:14 PM (Y4EXg)

Well, the Red Guards or NKVD never tried to say they were happy 'tolerant' and loving people. In that they were more honest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:21 PM (2B9A/)

153 147 The Other Ridge reports that the newest mixed drink is the Pelosi.

But it won't get you drunk, because there's no proof in it.
Posted by: Linn Ridge

---

Hey Ohhhhhhhh!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:21 PM (Y4EXg)

154 I don't get it. Barky wins reelection with a shit economy but PDT has to worry about reelection if the economy doesn't keep going through the roof.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2019 07:21 PM (SRQO0)

155 This Harwood fellow's kinda an empty suit.

Posted by: Ted Baxter at December 23, 2019 07:21 PM (sWM8x)

156 154 I don't get it. Barky wins reelection with a shit economy but PDT has to worry about reelection if the economy doesn't keep going through the roof.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2019 07:21 PM (SRQO0)

Simple, really. One cheats. The other does not.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:22 PM (vVOK2)

157 You know who is bat-sh*t crazy? Amanda Marcotte, that's who.

At Salon, she tells Satan's minions: "Merry Christmas is conservative code for 'F**k You.'"

She seems really nice. My sister's a fan. No wonder by only sister is so screwed up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

158 153 147 The Other Ridge reports that the newest mixed drink is the Pelosi.

But it won't get you drunk, because there's no proof in it.
Posted by: Linn Ridge

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Hey Ohhhhhhhh!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:21 PM (Y4EXg)

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I wouldn't recommend adding it to your drink list.

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:23 PM (MIUG6)

159
I'm gonna need a ruling by the Horde style panel about that word: better.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:14 PM (vVOK2)

This one's better than that one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwoSvbFjDUc

Posted by: Braenyard at December 23, 2019 07:23 PM (nhBb/)

160 I thought Amanda Marcotte burst into flames a while back.

Never just assume.

Posted by: eleven at December 23, 2019 07:23 PM (QLPEO)

161 At Salon, she tells Satan's minions: "Merry Christmas is conservative code for 'F**k You.'"

She seems really nice. My sister's a fan. No wonder by only sister is so screwed up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

Time to send a bunch of really pretty Christmas Cards. I'd say.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:23 PM (vVOK2)

162 I wouldn't recommend adding it to your drink list.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:23 PM (MIUG6)

Hmmm, I am thinking... prune juice and Ouzo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:24 PM (2B9A/)

163 John Harwood

Who?

Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 23, 2019 07:24 PM (K/Gmb)

164

I'm waiting for my Christmas present from Kim Jong-un.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 23, 2019 07:24 PM (aKsyK)

165 I could use a really strong drink right now. I spent four hours in the kitchen making hostess gift food today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:24 PM (ptqGC)

166 Speaking of bias, Harwood was literally 'in bed' with a Dem senator he covered, which caused his 2010 divorce: Maria Cantwell.

Posted by: Starboardhelm at December 23, 2019 07:24 PM (hOtJL)

167 >>I don't get it. Barky wins reelection with a shit economy but PDT has to worry about reelection if the economy doesn't keep going through the roof.

I don't think Trump is all that worried. The more they hit him the stronger he gets.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2019 07:24 PM (ZLI7S)

168 President Trump is onto something about the debates and how they have to be on more equal terms.

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2019 07:24 PM (ZCEU2)

169

These are same frauds who told us they couldn't "take sides" in the Iraq war and must be fair to "both sides" when reporting on Iraq, Taliban, and Al Qaeda.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 23, 2019 07:24 PM (cogds)

170 Hmmm, I am thinking... prune juice and Ouzo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:24 PM (2B9A/)

Don't leave out the bitters.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:24 PM (vVOK2)

171 162 I wouldn't recommend adding it to your drink list.
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:23 PM (MIUG6)

Hmmm, I am thinking... prune juice and Ouzo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:24 PM (2B9A/)

Not bitter enough.

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:25 PM (MIUG6)

172 tcn, Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2019 07:25 PM (SRQO0)

173 I believe him.

Not in the reality of what he says - which is, after all, clearly and laughably wrong - but that he and his ilk believe it.

I believe that he thinks that they're trying to be fair and that this is resulting in too much support for Trump. I think they really do think that they're being too easy on him.

They rarely, for example, depict Trump as a literal non-human monster, nor do they often depict his supporters as drooling idiot murderers.

Yet this is what they think.

He's being, in an extremely perverse way, honest. It's indicative of madness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2019 07:26 PM (Rk8c4)

174 Simple, really. One cheats. The other does not.

I believe this, certainly for the second election.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 23, 2019 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

175 155 This Harwood fellow's kinda an empty suit.
Posted by: Ted Baxter at December 23, 2019 07:21 PM (sWM8x)

A rich one, though. Ask Maria Cantwell

Posted by: CN at December 23, 2019 07:26 PM (U7k5w)

176 Jane, I know. Got the Fireball fudge made, the orange balls and now I'm on to the chocolate chip cookies. I'm on my third shot of tequila.. lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 23, 2019 07:26 PM (dUJdY)

177 172 tcn, Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2019 07:25 PM (SRQO0)

And to all a good night!

I'm sporting the same 102 fever I've had since Saturday, so if it ain't done yet I ain't doing it.

And Christmas will still be a lovely thing, indeed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:26 PM (vVOK2)

178 The "uni-party" is broken. They can't get GOPe Mitch to do their bidding. But tater and the buds will keep circle tweeting the propaganda.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 23, 2019 07:27 PM (Cus5s)

179 Ben Had, I sent you an e-Christmas card.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

180 Maybe garnish with an olive?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:27 PM (2B9A/)

181 Amanda Marcotte is the crazy, Sally Kohn is the stupid.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 23, 2019 07:27 PM (oVJmc)

182 Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 23, 2019 07:00 PM (V150o)

World News Daily Report, "Where facts don't matter".

Posted by: Bert G at December 23, 2019 07:27 PM (OMsf+)

183 tcn I hope Santa brings you good health!

Posted by: vmom wishing everyone a Happy Horde Christmas at December 23, 2019 07:27 PM (G546f)

184 Hmmm, I am thinking... prune juice and Ouzo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

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Couldn't we all just start off with Slivovitz and skip the mixing?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:27 PM (Y4EXg)

185 "I think they really do think that they're being too easy on him. "

What kind of journalist is going to cut Hitler some slack?

Posted by: freaked at December 23, 2019 07:27 PM (Tnijr)

186 These are same frauds who told us they couldn't "take sides" in the Iraq
war and must be fair to "both sides" when reporting on Iraq, Taliban,
and Al Qaeda.

Didn't the Clowncar Nooz Network give Saddam some positive press to gain access and sell us out?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 23, 2019 07:28 PM (HaL55)

187 Navy Band does a lovely Sleigh Ride. This is really wonderful.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:28 PM (vVOK2)

188 Lots of optimism on the thread tonight. IF the economy is strong, IF Trump is as popular in November as he is today.......

IF fraud is kept to an absolute minimum.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 23, 2019 07:28 PM (o1fzk)

189 You serious Clark?

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at December 23, 2019 07:28 PM (ewSN2)

190 So
so 1 part prune juice
1 part Ouzo
1 part bitters
garnished with black olive

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:28 PM (2B9A/)

191 Mrs928 made something called 'Georgia Cornbread', which is neither from Georgia nor made from corn.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 23, 2019 07:28 PM (yQpMk)

192 JackStraw, I don't think he is either but the canard "It's about the economy" is always a one way street.

Merry Christmas to you and special scritches for Elvis.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2019 07:28 PM (SRQO0)

193 Hmmm, I am thinking... prune juice and Ouzo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

With a dash of Poligrip

Posted by: Bruce at December 23, 2019 07:29 PM (vd8XM)

194 180 Maybe garnish with an olive?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:27 PM (2B9A/)

A dried up, shriveled one, I would think.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:29 PM (vVOK2)

195 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:29 PM (TdMsT)

196 Amanda Marcotte is the crazy, Sally Kohn is the stupid.

What about that Maddow fella?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 23, 2019 07:29 PM (yQpMk)

197 "Mrs928 made something called 'Georgia Cornbread', which is neither from Georgia nor made from corn"

Russian?

Posted by: freaked at December 23, 2019 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

198 (( LadyL! ))

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:29 PM (Y4EXg)

199 I'm sporting the same 102 fever I've had since Saturday, so if it ain't done yet I ain't doing it.

And Christmas will still be a lovely thing, indeed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:26 PM (vVOK2)

Hope you are all well soon. And Merry Christmas, and a MAGA New Year!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

200 180 Maybe garnish with an olive?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:27 PM (2B9A/)

Things do drupe around Pelosi.

What's the drink equivalent of desperation and bad choices?

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:29 PM (MIUG6)

201 The media - all of it, print, television, movies - are the enemy. Period. Full Stop.

And the enemy is inside the wire.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at December 23, 2019 07:30 PM (fS3vz)

202 That would be as dark, black, thick and lumpy as her black heart.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:30 PM (2B9A/)

203 John Harwood had emails disclosed in the Podesta hack, where he basically offered to suck leftist dick any way he could.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 23, 2019 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

204 Russian?

It's quite sweet, like a Soviet lie.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 23, 2019 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

205 195 Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:29 PM (TdMsT)

Is it?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

206 Wasn't Harwood a debate mod in PDT vs HRC?

Was that the one when she got the questions in advance?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 23, 2019 07:30 PM (+fPHo)

207 Thank you, Ben. Merry Christmas to you. Hope you get to hear the horses speak tomorrow night.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 23, 2019 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)

208 What's the drink equivalent of desperation and bad choices?
Posted by: Linn Ridge

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Denatured alcohol.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:31 PM (Y4EXg)

209 Grump sounds like a depression recipe, missing most of the ingredients necessary.

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2019 07:31 PM (ZCEU2)

210 FFS the election is 11 months away

How crazy can they get

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 23, 2019 07:31 PM (kZU5w)

211 What's the drink equivalent of desperation and bad choices?
Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:29 PM (MIUG6)

Night Train.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:31 PM (2B9A/)

212 190 So
so 1 part prune juice
1 part Ouzo
1 part bitters
garnished with black olive
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:28 PM (2B9A/)

*Black* olive?!?!
You racist bastard!!!
Heh!

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:31 PM (MIUG6)

213 How do i post a link to a meme photo?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:31 PM (vVOK2)

214 "Shitters full"

Randy Quaid should have gotten an Oscar.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 23, 2019 07:31 PM (08AF/)

215 John (UN) Har (d) Wood

Posted by: JoeF. at December 23, 2019 07:31 PM (o1fzk)

216 What's the drink equivalent of desperation and bad choices?

Gin ampersand tonic.

For breakfast.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (HaL55)

217 Jane, I haven't gotten to email yet but that Tupelo honey on a persimmon is out of this world. Thank you doesn't cover it.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (SRQO0)

218 *Black* olive?!?!
You racist bastard!!!
Heh!
Posted by: Linn Ridge

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Honestly folks, it's "olive of color" these days.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (Y4EXg)

219 "How do i post a link to a meme photo?"

Copy and paste it into Word, and then paste it here.

Posted by: freaked at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (Tnijr)

220 meanwhile:

CNN goes back to the well, chyron:

House GOP leader repeats, without evidence, DEBUNKED claim that FBI spied on trump.

womp wiomp

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (FEQY4)

221 What's the drink equivalent of desperation and bad choices?

Those are all my drinks.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

222 What's the drink equivalent of desperation and bad choices?

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:29 PM (MIUG6)

Wood alcohol. Makes you go blind and then kills you.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (fS3vz)

223 Denatured alcohol.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:31 PM (Y4EXg)

Methanol.

As my college C106 prof said (Indian- dot- accent, very clipped recitation):
You will get drunk.
You will go blind.
You will go insane.
And you will die.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (2B9A/)

224
Jane, I know. Got the Fireball fudge made, the orange balls and now I'm
on to the chocolate chip cookies. I'm on my third shot of tequila..
lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 23, 2019 07:26 PM (dUJdY)

What in the name of all that's holy is Fireball Fudge? And can you share the recipe?

I've got to make the orange balls and rum/bourbon balls tomorrow. I was in a pretty good mood, until I received orders from the Life Coach today, regarding Festivus at her house on Christmas Day.

I'm trying so hard to be patient and forgiving. I'm failing bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

225 Copy and paste it into Word, and then paste it here.

Better listen to him, he's in pre-med.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (yQpMk)

226 Make sure you bring your full body condom.

Posted by: freaked at December 23, 2019 07:33 PM (Tnijr)

227 Copy and paste it into Word, and then paste it here.
Posted by: freaked at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (Tnijr)

You are now on the naughty list.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:33 PM (vVOK2)

228 222 What's the drink equivalent of desperation and bad choices?

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:29 PM (MIUG6)

Wood alcohol. Makes you go blind and then kills you.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (fS3vz)

The treatment for which is...ethanol.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

229 Academic Agent, Why are middle class people so left wing?

https://youtu.be/Ghe3qaktJGU

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 23, 2019 07:33 PM (LxTcq)

230 Ben Had, Mrs. E and I had our Christmas dinner at Traditions because we will be leaving tomorrow afternoon to hunt. So I'm celebrating Christmas with a hot toddy. Honey, lemon, and whiskey. It was really good. Dang, I forgot the butter. I suppose I should start over.

Posted by: Eromero at December 23, 2019 07:34 PM (UUkQp)

231 The treatment for which is...ethanol.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

Preferential replacement, FTW!

Also, anti-freeze.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:34 PM (2B9A/)

232 Thinking about stuffing Marcotte's head in a toilet is better than any drug.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2019 07:34 PM (SRQO0)

233 I've got to make the orange balls and rum/bourbon balls tomorrow. I was in a pretty good mood, until I received orders from the Life Coach today, regarding Festivus at her house on Christmas Day.

I'm trying so hard to be patient and forgiving. I'm failing bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

Have you considered telling her to fuck off?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

234 Sterno.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 23, 2019 07:34 PM (HaL55)

235 Wasn't Harwood a debate mod in PDT vs HRC?

A R Primary Debate-- he asked Trump if he was a comic-book villain.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 23, 2019 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

236 208 What's the drink equivalent of desperation and bad choices?
Posted by: Linn Ridge
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Oh no. Not the Florida stripper story again.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 23, 2019 07:35 PM (sWM8x)

237 205 195 Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:29 PM (TdMsT)

Is it?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

Insom!

I made a big mistake and fell asleep! Now I'm really out of it.

But almost everything is done.

How are ya, dahlin?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:35 PM (TdMsT)

238 I've got to make the orange balls and rum/bourbon balls tomorrow. I was in a pretty good mood, until I received orders from the Life Coach today, regarding Festivus at her house on Christmas Day.

I'm trying so hard to be patient and forgiving. I'm failing bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

Don't go. Simple. Tell her you just can't make it. Don't say why. Just don't go.

My Dad told me a couple of weeks ago to fuck right off to fuckoff mountain. He is still mad we took his car keys. He's batshit crazy, but he's still angry, so I'm being completely obedient to his wishes this year.

Sometimes, it's better to save your time and your sanity.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:35 PM (vVOK2)

239 The Jets are going to the Super Bowl

Posted by: Nevergiveup

You're welcome.

Posted by: bEN eLBOWbURGER at December 23, 2019 07:35 PM (FhXTo)

240 "You are now on the naughty list"

I haven't been off the naughty list since I was two.

Posted by: freaked at December 23, 2019 07:35 PM (Tnijr)

241 The Boston sports media is just too objective in their coverage of the Yankees

Posted by: Josephistan at December 23, 2019 07:35 PM (6OJDh)

242 234 Sterno.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 23, 2019 07:34 PM (HaL55)

Filtered through Wonder bread.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

243 This is actually a pretty good coordinated propaganda technique -
- half those news orgs on board with slandering a target, slander the target
- the other half slam those orgs slandering for 'bias in favor' of the target.

This has popped up every now and then as when it restated that NBSwhatever has 95% negative articles on Trump, then another says the 95% is wrong, NBSwhatever is slanting the news to support Trump.

Expect more of it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 23, 2019 07:35 PM (1g7ch)

244 What in the name of all that's holy is Fireball Fudge? And can you share the recipe?

I've
got to make the orange balls and rum/bourbon balls tomorrow. I was in a
pretty good mood, until I received orders from the Life Coach today,
regarding Festivus at her house on Christmas Day.

I'm trying so hard to be patient and forgiving. I'm failing bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

Go on a cruise next Christmas. Book it now.
Heck, sign up to volunteer for NORAD Santa and go to Colorado Springs.

Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2019 07:35 PM (un8gM)

245 Finished about 6 doz cookies today. The clam chowder, meatballs, baccala, cocktail sauce and a blueberry pie were completed too.

I'm done for the day - commence drinking!

But not ouzo.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:36 PM (Y4EXg)

246 236 208 What's the drink equivalent of desperation and bad choices?
Posted by: Linn Ridge
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Oh no. Not the Florida stripper story again.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 23, 2019 07:35 PM (sWM8x)

LOL!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:36 PM (MIUG6)

247 I'm trying so hard to be patient and forgiving. I'm failing bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

Is this your MIL?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:36 PM (TdMsT)

248 Have you considered telling her to fuck off?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

I'd have to tell my husband's entire family to f-off. And I love my husband. He knows once his 95 y.o. mom peels off, I'm done with all the fake family togetherness. I reinforced that to him yesterday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

249 But not ouzo.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:36 PM (Y4EXg)

Anise is such an aptly named flavor. Ouzo, Galliano, probably absinthe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:37 PM (2B9A/)

250
You know who is bat-sh*t crazy? Amanda Marcotte, that's who.

At Salon, she tells Satan's minions: "Merry Christmas is conservative code for 'F**k You.'"

She seems really nice. My sister's a fan. No wonder by only sister is so screwed up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:22 PM (ptqGC)

Or she could come to the HQ, and she can hear Teh Horde say "Fuck You" straight, without code words.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 23, 2019 07:37 PM (EGyGV)

251 I'm done for the day - commence drinking!

But not ouzo.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:36 PM (Y4EXg)

Stolen communion wine?

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:37 PM (MIUG6)

252 Better listen to him, he's in pre-med.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM

I thought he was pre-law.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 23, 2019 07:37 PM (rBtIz)

253 Is this your MIL?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:36 PM (TdMsT)

Not quite as bad. The freshly divorced SiL. Her Wallet got his fill and left her. tee hee

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

254 https://tinyurl.com/u6evw5x

I have no idea if this will work, but go nuts.

I LOL'ed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:38 PM (vVOK2)

255 Stolen communion wine?
Posted by: Linn Ridge

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Hey! I'm not a 12 year old alter boy any more!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:39 PM (Y4EXg)

256 Dang. Out of Tito's. I meant to go into town today and grab a bottle, but the rain was pouring down and some streets were flooded.

So wine it is!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:39 PM (ptqGC)

257 Not quite as bad. The freshly divorced SiL. Her Wallet got his fill and left her. tee hee

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

Oh Jane--just stay home with your loved ones!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:39 PM (TdMsT)

258 I'm trying so hard to be patient and forgiving. I'm failing bigly. Jane Doh

Fuck em Jane, do they Ever shut up and give you the same courtesy? As I get older I am less and less inclined to suffer fools. Why make your holiday a misery? Eliminate toxic garbage people from your life

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at December 23, 2019 07:39 PM (PHxng)

259 You all know we are no where near peak crazy from Leftists.

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2019 07:39 PM (ZCEU2)

260 237 205 195 Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:29 PM (TdMsT)

Is it?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:30 PM (NWiLs)

Insom!

I made a big mistake and fell asleep! Now I'm really out of it.

But almost everything is done.

How are ya, dahlin?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:35 PM (TdMsT)

Today gets a solid meh.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

261 239 The Jets are going to the Super Bowl

Posted by: Nevergiveup

You're welcome.
Posted by: bEN eLBOWbURGER

Congratulations to the Baltimore Ravens for winning the AFC North way back in week 2. Congratulations to the AFC North for not being as shitty as the NFC East! Ravens are very good though. I still hate them with a white hot passion of a thousand burning suns but they have a very good chance at a SB this year.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 23, 2019 07:40 PM (08AF/)

262 I've
got to make the orange balls and rum/bourbon balls tomorrow. I was in a
pretty good mood, until I received orders from the Life Coach today,
regarding Festivus at her house on Christmas Day.

I'm trying so hard to be patient and forgiving. I'm failing bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

Go on a cruise next Christmas. Book it now.
Heck, sign up to volunteer for NORAD Santa and go to Colorado Springs.
Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2019 07:35 PM (un8gM)

Book a visit to the White House next Christmas. I might just do that myself, I've always wanted to go to the White House at Christmas.

Posted by: Josephistan at December 23, 2019 07:40 PM (6OJDh)

263 Oh Jane--just stay home with your loved ones!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:39 PM (TdMsT)

Only two loved ones I have here are my husband and son. And they're going to ATL to her house.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

264 240 "You are now on the naughty list"

I haven't been off the naughty list since I was two.
Posted by: freaked at December 23, 2019 07:35 PM (Tnijr)

You seem nice. *grin*

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:41 PM (vVOK2)

265
Only two loved ones I have here are my husband and son. And they're going to ATL to her house.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

Oh no! Looks like you're going!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:41 PM (TdMsT)

266 Jane, explain the emergence of Aunt Ben.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2019 07:41 PM (SRQO0)

267 They are really just talking about each other to each other at this point.

Nobody outside the deep-blue Clinton Archipelago believes them. Likely that nobody outside that bubble ever will again.

Posted by: DocJ at December 23, 2019 07:42 PM (DU2N9)

268 Hey! I'm not a 12 year old alter boy any more!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:39 PM (Y4EXg)

Wait...*alter* boy?? Is there something you're not telling us?

Posted by: Linn Ridge, Russian bot. This means War. at December 23, 2019 07:42 PM (MIUG6)

269 Ben Had!

Merry Christmas!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:42 PM (TdMsT)

270 Book a visit to the White House next Christmas. I
might just do that myself, I've always wanted to go to the White House
at Christmas.

Posted by: Josephistan at December 23, 2019 07:40 PM (6OJDh)

You need to do that at least 6 months out.

Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2019 07:43 PM (un8gM)

271 At Salon, she tells Satan's minions: "Merry Christmas is conservative code for 'F**k You.'"

**

Bless her heart.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 23, 2019 07:43 PM (+dsLj)

272 So a toothache starts up today, I didn't wait a year to eat all the good stuff on Christmas and be disappointed. I'll make a smoothie with all the sweet treats if I have to.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 23, 2019 07:43 PM (HofIn)

273 Oh no! Looks like you're going!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:41 PM (TdMsT)

Yeah. I'll continue going until the old MiL is gone. Our son is tired of going, too, but goes just because of her.

I think D'oh is actually tired of the long ride on Christmas Day, and the whole "Festivus" atmosphere. I think he'll be glad to stay home once his mom is gone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

274 All this joy in this place tonight while liitle kids scream themselves to sleep because How.Dare.You.

Posted by: Greta at December 23, 2019 07:43 PM (HuzFH)

275 Wait...*alter* boy?? Is there something you're not telling us?
Posted by: Linn Ridge

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Snort!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:43 PM (Y4EXg)

276 Today gets a solid meh.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

Do you have someone to be with on Christmas, Insom?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:43 PM (TdMsT)

277 John Harwood had emails disclosed in the Podesta hack, where he basically offered to suck leftist dick any way he could.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 23, 2019 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

THIS! That SOB asked whatever he could do to help the DNC and Hillary's campaign. Now we have to pretend the rat bastard is journalist and not the freaking propagandist that he is. And that smug twat has one of THE most punchable faces in the world

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 23, 2019 07:43 PM (mXpBS)

278 I like the Snake Diet guy, but screaming for an hour? Too much.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 23, 2019 07:44 PM (H8QX8)

279 Ladyl, My Christmas is brighter than ever for having your friendship in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2019 07:45 PM (SRQO0)

280 Posted by: Jewells45 at December 23, 2019

You are so sweet! Thanks for the goodies! Merry Christmas to you and your family!

Posted by: Infidel at December 23, 2019 07:45 PM (MTxDQ)

281 I am sorry Jane for spouting off. I know you have to do what is best for you. We just like you so much we hate to see you and your family unhappy.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at December 23, 2019 07:45 PM (PHxng)

282 And that smug twat has one of THE most punchable faces in the world
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 23, 2019 07:43 PM (mXpBS)

1. Stephen Colbert
2. Ben Rhodes

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 23, 2019 07:45 PM (H8QX8)

283 278 I like the Snake Diet guy, but screaming for an hour? Too much.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 23, 2019 07:44 PM (H8QX

Who are the classic screaming entertainers?
Billy Mays
That finance show gut... Kramer?
The 'free money from the government' guy
Teri Weigel

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 23, 2019 07:46 PM (2B9A/)

284 Do you have someone to be with on Christmas, Insom?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:43 PM (TdMsT)

I'll be taking the kids to the grandparents in the morning.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

285 Meanwhile in the kitchen...
The Keebler elves added 2 (Two) extra slices to their ready-made graham cracker crust but no (0) extra aluminum rigidity. So the Key Lime pie only made it a third of the way to the over before folding in half out of my two hands and flipping onto the oven door. All the swears were used.

Posted by: DaveA at December 23, 2019 07:46 PM (FhXTo)

286 Christmas is about resolving differences, and seeing through the petty problems of family life.

Posted by: Clark Griswald at December 23, 2019 07:46 PM (HuzFH)

287 279 Ladyl, My Christmas is brighter than ever for having your friendship in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2019 07:45 PM (SRQO0)

And mine, because of your friendship! Wish we lived closer!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:46 PM (TdMsT)

288 287 279 Ladyl, My Christmas is brighter than ever for having your friendship in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2019 07:45 PM (SRQO0)

And mine, because of your friendship! Wish we lived closer!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:46 PM (TdMsT)

Awwwwww.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

289
I'll be taking the kids to the grandparents in the morning.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

Oh good. I hope you have a joyful day.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:47 PM (TdMsT)

290 like the Snake Diet guy, but screaming for an hour? Too much.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 23, 2019 07:44 PM (H8QX

Ha! Lightweight!

Posted by: Mark Levin at December 23, 2019 07:47 PM (6OJDh)

291 They rarely, for example, depict Trump as a literal non-human monster, nor do they often depict his supporters as drooling idiot murderers.

Yet this is what they think.

He's being, in an extremely perverse way, honest. It's indicative of madness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 23, 2019 07:26 PM (Rk8c4)

If you find yourself imbibing the propaganda to the point everything your enemies do is not only stupid, but vile and obviously doomed, reality will disappoint you.

For my part, I respect how completely the left has seized American institutions. It takes real focus to do that over the generations. Unfortunately, the beneficiaries are gormless hummingbirds. So we'll see how long it lasts.

Posted by: trev006 at December 23, 2019 07:47 PM (frhjW)

292 Christmas is about resolving differences, and seeing through the petty problems of family life.

Yes. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!! at December 23, 2019 07:48 PM (EgshT)

293 Posted by: tcn in AK at December 23, 2019 07:35 PM (vVOK2)

That's sad, hopefully the anger fades
Taking keys away is the end of independence
Been there it sucks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 23, 2019 07:48 PM (aA3+G)

294 Nood alert - open thread so no rush.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 23, 2019 07:48 PM (PHotS)

295 289
I'll be taking the kids to the grandparents in the morning.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

Oh good. I hope you have a joyful day.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:47 PM (TdMsT)

Thank you. It'll be alright. It has to be.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 23, 2019 07:48 PM (NWiLs)

296 A funny Christmas movie is "Just Friends" with Ryan Reynolds and an impossibly cute Amy Smart.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 23, 2019 07:48 PM (H8QX8)

297 275 Wait...*alter* boy?? Is there something you're not telling us?
Posted by: Linn Ridge

Didn't you get the memo, Linn?

He's an 'ette!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 23, 2019 07:49 PM (TdMsT)

298 Not quite as bad. The freshly divorced SiL. Her Wallet got his fill and left her. tee hee

So a reprint of that 50's classic, "The Good Wife's Guide" is probably off the list for her Christmas gift.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 23, 2019 07:49 PM (wFHF6)

299

Noodd

noood

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 23, 2019 07:49 PM (cogds)

300 A funny Christmas movie is "Just Friends" with Ryan Reynolds and an impossibly cute Amy Smart.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 23, 2019 07:48 PM (H8QX

And a very funny Anna Farris.

She kinda makes the movie for me.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 23, 2019 07:49 PM (9X624)

301 Insom. My Christmas is brighter because I know that I am going to get to meet you at next Years MoMe in Texas, You may have missed my come hell or high water comment but it is a given. So Merry fucking Christmas.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 23, 2019 07:50 PM (SRQO0)

302 Nood and a certain Nurse is over there.

Posted by: Vendette at December 23, 2019 07:50 PM (un8gM)

303 All the swears were used.
Posted by: DaveA

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Good for you. Tis the season.

I dropped a glass cookie jar this afternoon.

Swept, vacuumed and then wet mopped the whole kitchen while all kinds of action was underway in the over and on the stove.

The little girls got an education they did.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 23, 2019 07:50 PM (Y4EXg)

304 Going to try to make a cream cheese pie tomorrow , don't think I ever have before.

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2019 07:51 PM (ZCEU2)

305 I've got a nice pot of chili on the stove. No. Carrots. Husband is at a caroling party (ugh....I didn't go because it's pouring rain, plus my healing ankle. But I sent a nice hostess gift of food).

Son is working in the cold rain for my husband, so I called him and told him to come for chili when he's done.

And now the power is trying to go out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 23, 2019 07:51 PM (ptqGC)

306 Ok, see whats nood then

Posted by: Skip at December 23, 2019 07:52 PM (ZCEU2)

307 There's a new Intellectual Froglegs, if you care:

https://intellectualfroglegs.com/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 23, 2019 07:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

308 It's far too late in the thread to suggest taking them up the backside with a Yule Log.

As much as one might want to do so.

'Ciramella roasting on an open fire' has one syllable too many, but you kinda crunch it down.

Posted by: JEM at December 23, 2019 08:03 PM (8erNz)

309 4 Also, WWII occurred because the German Media was just too lenient on those damn Jews.

Posted by: George Soros at December 23, 2019 06:51 PM (WdocV)
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Look on the brightside George. The Germans made you the man you are today.

Posted by: Groundhog at December 23, 2019 08:04 PM (VYwSh)

310 When you consider how far up his alimentary canal Harwood keeps his head, it's a wonder he can breathe! I've seen buffalo chips that are smarter than him.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 23, 2019 08:13 PM (WRSbt)

311 jane D'Oh, I hope you go to SIL AKA 'lifecoach" armed with some snappy comebacks.

Posted by: vivi at December 23, 2019 08:36 PM (11H2y)

312 Wow.
Comments like that from the presstitutes is a spoiling attack.

Could King Putt actually be in the cross hairs? Could the Beast of Chappaqua be slain?

Can Sarah Palin ask Putin from her porch if he knows anything?

Posted by: torabora at December 23, 2019 08:43 PM (i51PV)

313 It's never too late in a thread to push the button and

Surprise!

Posted by: Matt Lauer at December 23, 2019 08:45 PM (i51PV)

314 they really are smoking some really strong stuff. Its got them to the point they think they are thinking clearly.

Posted by: politics uber alles at December 23, 2019 09:39 PM (0hOKG)

315 John Harwood was the CNBC reporter covering the Clinton Campaign. At the time, he was also being paid by the Clinton Campaign. Of course, he never disclosed that to his Wall Street audience and it only came out in the Podesta email hack.
CNBC could've fired him, but they kept the bribed one on-board to perpetrate his fraudulent reporting.
Alas, Fraudulent John Harwood will soon be lecturing GOP on journalists' ethics.

Posted by: wferrin at December 23, 2019 10:06 PM (UjYaa)

316 Whenever I saw this idiot Harwood make an appearance on CNBC, I muted the TV. He is a mouthpiece for the Dems.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 23, 2019 10:18 PM (vc9hX)

317 "...lamenting how media objectivity gave power to the GOP."

The WaPOS almost made the un-makeable admission: actually reporting facts, without bias, is detrimental to the democrat party.

Posted by: mr_bill at December 23, 2019 11:38 PM (ISg8/)

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