Merry Christmas ONT (12/25/19)

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The Quotes Of The Day


Quote I

An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his fellow citizens.Thomas Jefferson


Quote II

For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counseller, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. Isaiah 9:6 KJV


Quote III


"These were never good jobs. No one has ever suggested that, even freelancers."Assemblywoman Lorena Gonzalez (D-San Diego)


Quote IV


“Single-family housing zones would become two-zoned. Areas that would be impacted most would be the suburbs that have not done their part in helping out.”House Delegate Ibraheem Samirah, a Democrat

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Gov. Andrew Cuomo is a thin skin little prick. Talk about taking your ball and going home.

Man-child Andrew Cuomo throws hissy fit to prevent Trump-appointed federal judges from officiating at weddings

Cuomo: “I cannot in good conscience support legislation that would authorize such actions by federal judges who are appointed by this federal administration”


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As the story goes, Once upon a time MTV was alright to watch.

Former MTV Veejay Martha Quinn is now a deejay and blogger for iHeart80s. On Friday, she posted a bunch of holiday videos from her MTV days, including this gem that reunites the Monkees for a weird medley from Christmas Eve 1986. She writes:


This Monkees video is historic for Monkees fans as it reunited Monkee Mike Nesmith with Monkees Peter Tork, Davy Jones and Micky Dolenz


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This may or may not be accurate................


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This guy is a good employee. Is this the greatest package delivery of all time?


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Verónica Duque is a teacher who thinks outside of the box and teaches that way.

Do you remember that one teacher? The one who cared? The one who always tried? Verónica Duque is that teacher. Recently, the 43-year-old decided to engage her students on a higher level and gave a class on anatomy in a full-body suit that mapped out the human body in great detail.

“I’ve been teaching for 15 years now,” Verónica told Bored Panda. “I teach natural and social science, art, as well as English and Spanish.”

Currently, Verónica teaches the third grade and is constantly looking for ideas on how to make the lessons more interesting. “I was surfing the internet when an ad of an AliExpress swimsuit popped up. Knowing how hard it is for kids this young to visualize the disposition of internal organs, I thought it was worth it giving it a try.”


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Those pesky Russians. Disgruntled or unique prank?

Recently we highlighted a company that restores vintage Mercedes-Benz Geländewagens and delivers them flat-packed in a care package dropped from a helicopter. Meanwhile in Russia, a man supposedly fed up with with his constantly broken G-Wagen skipped the whole restoration and parachute part and straight dropped it from 1,000 feet to teach...someone a lesson. The car? The dealer? Mercedes-Benz? We may never know.

Russian vlogger Igor Moroz explained in a video uploaded to his YouTube channel last Thursday that he purchased a used Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG for roughly $200,000 in March of 2018. Since then, the iconic SUV has had continuous maintenance issues and needed near-monthly repairs. Rather than sell it and move on, he decided to exact revenge on the Mercedes by dropping it from a helicopter.


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Good guy vs. Bad guys. Home defense, what's your preference?

It’s a never-ending debate. The question: what’s the best firearm for home defense?


Some like a pistol‘s one-handed maneuverability that lets you corral family members to safety or otherwise frees your off hand to use a flashlight, dial 911, whatever. Some like a carbine‘s combination of power and accuracy. A third group touts the shotgun‘s devastating effect at self defense distances.

What happened earlier today in Houston is going to give the shotgun advocates some serious talking points to use in future arguments.

At about 9:30 this morning, three males entered a home in the Channelview area east of Houston. Two people were inside the home at the time.

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The ONT Christmas Music Interlude



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Handing out Christmas candy pot. Genius Award Winner.

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (WGHP) -- Police said they arrested a man Saturday for handing out marijuana “because it was Christmas.”

The Pinellas County arrest report says Richard Ellis Spurrier, 67, was confronted by police Saturday around 11 p.m.

Officers said Spurrier had 45 grams of marijuana on him and was handing it out to people as they passed by.

Spurrier reportedly told officers he was handing out the weed “because it was Christmas.”

Spurrier was charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell.

Officers said they found a hidden sword in Spurrier’s cane when they arrested him.


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There are a couple of feel good stories tonight.

Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day - Number 1

77-Year-Old Woman Who Delivers Papers For A Living Is Surprised With $5,000

The East Idaho News team is busy helping a local man gift $500,000 this holiday season. The man wants to remain anonymous and wants to help as many people as he can.

The news team has been surprising deserving people and families every day with gifts unique to their circumstances.


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A young girl gets to celebrate Christmas. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day - Number 2

A 6-year-old girl who spent the last two years receiving treatment for leukemia will celebrate this Christmas cancer-free after ringing the bell last week to signify the end of her illness. Mia Preston, who was diagnosed after complaining of chest pains and nose bleeds, “kept calm and carried on,” despite the tough treatment plan, her father told SWNS.

“We don’t know how she managed to keep going, but she did,” Andy Preston, who told the news outlet that pains in his daughter’s legs were first dismissed as “some kind of virus,” said. “She really didn’t complain, she didn’t really cry – she asked why she was poorly, but we didn’t talk about the cancer too much.”


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Practical Presents.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Be alert, double check those Egg Nog expiration dates.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Merry Christmas Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 10:00 PM (Y4EXg)

2 Merry Christmas!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

3 Hoist the flag!

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 25, 2019 10:01 PM (377Zs)

4 Would you believe I'm late because of watching a Hallmark movie?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at December 25, 2019 10:02 PM (w7U7L)

5 Nice beer belt...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 25, 2019 10:02 PM (7WaWV)

6 Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

Posted by: Deranged DM at December 25, 2019 10:02 PM (MYYkd)

7 Merry Christmas LadyL ! I trust you enjoyed yourself immensely with your family.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 10:03 PM (Y4EXg)

8 Good Evening and Merry Christmas Horde

Posted by: wing at December 25, 2019 10:04 PM (JFzNN)

9 7 Merry Christmas LadyL ! I trust you enjoyed yourself immensely with your family.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 10:03 PM (Y4EXg)


It was simply wonderful, thanks!

I'm very very tired!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)

10 UPS driver is awesome.

Merry Christmas MisHum and Hordians!

I'm out.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 25, 2019 10:05 PM (qc743)

11 Spurrier reportedly told officers he was handing out the weed "because it was Christmas."

Spurrier was charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell.

Intent to sell. Ironic, since he was literally giving it away for free.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 25, 2019 10:05 PM (NWiLs)

12 Thanks for the ONT.

Those are nice shorts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2019 10:05 PM (ycWCI)

13 I just made Chani watch the best Christmas movie evah with me: Die Hard.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 25, 2019 10:07 PM (83c3I)

14 Liked the Jethro Tull, Mis Hum!

Posted by: FireHorse at December 25, 2019 10:07 PM (IdoWG)

15 12 Thanks for the ONT.

Those are nice shorts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Short shorts - https://youtu.be/1N_MoXc_99E

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 10:07 PM (Y4EXg)

16 Merry Christmas MisHum and thanks for all you do for us and especially the beautiful pictures and funny ones as well. I've shared many of them on FB and everyone always asks.. where did you find that? lol.. tis a secret I will never tell.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 25, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

17 Verónica Duque seems nice on the inside...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 25, 2019 10:08 PM (7WaWV)

18 Merry Christmas everyone!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2019 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)

19 Merry Christmas

Posted by: tankdemon at December 25, 2019 10:08 PM (H46VP)

20 Merry Christmas qdpsteve!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)

21

"Perry Como: Still Alive"

https://youtu.be/LqwHMiJdIqU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 25, 2019 10:08 PM (aKsyK)

22 Did you have a nice Christmas, QDPsteve?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

23 So, there I am, casually toodling along, about half-way through the comments on the last thread, when suddenly a voice plaintively whispered to me out of the ether, "Wot th' heck you think y're doin? The ONT has to be up by now."

And behold, the voice was that of Morgan Freeman George Burns.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what we need is more gimmicky Christmas tunes! at December 25, 2019 10:10 PM (ECLlc)

24 Thanks Tonypete!
Ladyl, yes I did. Got some nice things from the family, and I also gave my family some classy booze for the holidays. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2019 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)

25
"These were never good jobs. No one has ever suggested that, even freelancers."Assemblywoman Lorena Gonzalez (D-San Diego)
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Just looked up her history. Would it surprise you to learn that she's fed at the public trough her entire life? Apparently has never worked a real job.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2019 10:12 PM (CDGwz)

26 . . . . and I also gave my family some classy booze for the holidays. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve

MD 20/20 in the Christmas bottle?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)

27 Happy ONT! Merry Christmas!

Posted by: ALH at December 25, 2019 10:12 PM (EpeCy)

28
I wonder how many of those egalitarian legislators who seek to end single family dwellings themselves reside in single family housing located in gated communities.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2019 10:12 PM (pNxlR)

29 Merry Christmas to all. Jewells, my daughters really love your bracelets, they both wore them all day. I don't think I've ever been this tired, but it was a wonderful Christmas.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 25, 2019 10:12 PM (a4EWo)

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24 Thanks Tonypete!
Ladyl, yes I did. Got some nice things from the family, and I also gave my family some classy booze for the holidays. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2019 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)


That sounds just right!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

31 "Officers said they found a hidden sword in Spurrier’s cane when they arrested him."


My kind of guy.

*volunteers to be on his jury*

Posted by: Miklos, independent and objective at December 25, 2019 10:13 PM (QzkSJ)

32 Tonypete, BevMo was fresh out :-)

Jack Daniels, some of that new apple pie-flavored moonshine, Angry Orchard and Sutter Home.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2019 10:13 PM (L2ZTs)

33 Merry Christmas ALH, tankdemon, Jewells and DDS!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 10:13 PM (Y4EXg)

34 Merry Christmas, everyone!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 10:14 PM (xkSJa)

35 Did well in my present for brother and nephew. Got them Nationals tickets front row in right field. Better than the game they will be in prime location to taunt Harper! >;-)

Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at December 25, 2019 10:14 PM (ZRnWI)

36 MD 20/20 in the Christmas bottle?
Posted by: Tonypete

No need.

Drink enough and you turn both green and red.

Posted by: Miklos, don't ask at December 25, 2019 10:14 PM (QzkSJ)

37 I mentioned, I have a sister who always buys the super-inexpensive stuff. Jethro T. Boots, anyone? ;-)
(Yes that's a real brand name of whiskey she's bought.)

Anyway, I got her some official Jack Daniels Honey. (And I got her boyfriend the JD Fire.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2019 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

38 And an ONT Merry Christmas & Happy Haunakah to y'all!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 10:16 PM (QzJWU)

39 So I attended my first church service in 50 years (outside wedding and funerals).

The pastor(s) would do well to remember Michael Jordan's line that even Republicans buy sneakers.

The sermon was way too heavy on every social justice hot button.

Thankfully the musical choices were traditional, and well presented.

Posted by: browndog at December 25, 2019 10:16 PM (gD6Ka)

40 CA freelance writers are now prohibited from writing more than 35 items per year.


Seems fair if the CA state legislature is prohibited from meeting more than 35 days (or hours) per year.

Posted by: Miklos, more work for me and at CA rates too at December 25, 2019 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)

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38 And an ONT Merry Christmas & Happy Haunakah to y'all!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 10:16 PM (QzJWU)


Jim! Merry Christmas!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

42 I wonder how many of those egalitarian legislators
who seek to end single family dwellings themselves reside in single
family housing located in gated communities.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2019 10:12 PM (pNxlR)

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that's different.

#Duh

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 25, 2019 10:17 PM (BOpNY)

43 and Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 25, 2019 10:18 PM (BOpNY)

44 Why didn't the UPS driver just walk on the snow covered lawn?

Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 10:18 PM (0xWUw)

45 As I understand it there's a fairly easy way around the new stupid CA rules. Just start up an LLC and make yourself the only employee.

I agree people shouldn't have to do it, but at least it's an option.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2019 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

46 MD 20/20 in the Christmas bottle?

Posted by: Tonypete
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Ah, memories -- most of them, anyway --

Posted by: FireHorse at December 25, 2019 10:19 PM (IdoWG)

47
"Single-family housing zones would become two-zoned. Areas that would be impacted most would be the suburbs that have not done their part in helping out. "House Delegate Ibraheem Samirah, a Democrat

One more example of how their goal is to control every aspect of your life. They want to do away with freedom of choice. I used to laugh at the "slippery slope" argument. Not any more.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 25, 2019 10:19 PM (+lVUW)

48 Single-family housing zones would become two-zoned. Areas that would be impacted most would be the suburbs that have not done their part in helping out.House Delegate Ibraheem Samirah, a Democrat
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Ibraheem Samirah is the children of Palestinian "refugees".

Bring 'em here. Then claim its too crowded and Leviathan must take from you for the needs of the many.


HOW ARE PEOPLE SO DUMB?!?


Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2019 10:19 PM (WdocV)

49 Merry Christmas Jim, Blanco Basura!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 10:19 PM (Y4EXg)

50 i hope everyone's christmas was happy (and/or mid-hanukkah)

i was gifted Camilla Townsend's "Fifth Sun", a new history of the Mexica.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 25, 2019 10:20 PM (xYv9C)

51 Nice beer belt...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 25, 2019 10:02 PM (7WaWV)


Nice support platform.

Merry Christmas Horde.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 25, 2019 10:20 PM (Z4rgH)

52 Merry Christmas everyone.
Thanks for the ONT MisHum, I hope your family had a joyful Christmas.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 25, 2019 10:20 PM (Rz2Nc)

53 One more example of how their goal is to control every aspect of your
life. They want to do away with freedom of choice. I used to laugh at
the "slippery slope" argument. Not any more.
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The point is never whatever the hell they are talking about. The point is always, always making you do something. Because that is power....and that is what they want.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2019 10:20 PM (WdocV)

54 Merry Christmas, FireHorse!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

55 Female Waldo with a beer belt is MUCH better to find they regular Waldo.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2019 10:21 PM (WdocV)

56 Merry Christmas, FireHorse!

Posted by: Ladyl
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Merry Christmas to you, Ladyl!

Posted by: FireHorse at December 25, 2019 10:21 PM (IdoWG)

57 Also, know what happens when you increase the proportion of apartment buildings in suburbs? Increased crime. I've watched it happen to suburbs. The more rental units, the more crime.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 25, 2019 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

58 I see from the empty holster on the beer belt that there are straps underneath - I was wondering - but I have to wonder if the straps would let a bottle slip in the case of the lass, you know, moving too actively.

More research needed.

Posted by: mindful webworker - scientific method actor at December 25, 2019 10:22 PM (ECLlc)

59
"... helping out", by doing what, exactly?

When is the next Year of Tar and Feathers coming around?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2019 10:22 PM (pNxlR)

60 Huge fucking fan of the over knee socks the ladies are wearing these days like in the beer pic. Hot af.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 25, 2019 10:23 PM (W0wjb)

61 I wonder how many of those egalitarian legislators

who seek to end single family dwellings themselves reside in single

family housing located in gated communities.

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Well Obama just bought a $15M mansion on Martha's Vineyard near the ocean....so...I'm sure places like that will be excluded.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2019 10:23 PM (WdocV)

62 Also, know what happens when you increase the proportion of apartment buildings in suburbs? Increased crime. I've watched it happen to suburbs. The more rental units, the more crime.

Posted by: nerdygirl
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More crime, more cops! Win-win!!

Posted by: FireHorse at December 25, 2019 10:23 PM (IdoWG)

63 Can't get the second feel good link to work.

Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2019 10:24 PM (MTxDQ)

64

Well Obama just bought a $15M mansion on Martha's Vineyard near the ocean....so...I'm sure places like that will be excluded.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2019 10:23 PM (WdocV)


Apparently the priests of "global warming" have excluded that location from rising sea levels as well.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

65 So googling says "female Waldo" is indeed a halloween costume - with styles ranging in sexiness from "Chris Hayes" to "What song will you be poll dancing to tonight miss?"

Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2019 10:25 PM (WdocV)

66 I gave the daughter in law a copy of "Food Security for the Faint of Heart", along with a box of useful pantry foods. She'd posted on Facebook about needing an egg to make zucchini bread. She had no idea they made dried eggs. She has some now. I hope she sees the value of stocking up on things like that, when they have money.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2019 10:25 PM (Lqy/e)

67 QDPSteve, how much do you think the yearly tax on corporations is in CA?

How many writers and Uber drivers can scrape it up?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 25, 2019 10:26 PM (0TbLI)

68 Apparently the priests of "global warming" have excluded that location from rising sea levels as well.
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I'll just lower the seas again. Or I'll get Reggie out there with the bucket. He looks so cute when he's bending over...

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 25, 2019 10:26 PM (WdocV)

69 Great Christmas story out of Houston. I love happy endings. Merry Christmas to the horde, and thanks to MisHum for the ONTs.

Posted by: Darles Chickens at December 25, 2019 10:26 PM (F7Xdn)

70
Ms. Where's Waldo needs to divest herself from the yo-yo with the death grip on the jumbo of Budweiser.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 25, 2019 10:27 PM (pNxlR)

71 16 Merry Christmas MisHum and thanks for all you do for us and especially the beautiful pictures and funny ones as well. I've shared many of them on FB and everyone always asks.. where did you find that? lol.. tis a secret I will never tell.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 25, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

Thanks Jewells, that made me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 25, 2019 10:27 PM (aA3+G)

72 Apparently the priests of "global warming" have excluded that location from rising sea levels as well.
Posted by: Ladyl

I CAN LOWER THE SEA LEVELS

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama, the 12th Imam at December 25, 2019 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

73 Kindltot, there's other types of business that can be started up as well. Just throwing out ideas.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

74 I wish Don Cuomo (#NotMyGovernor) would just stop with the 'that's-not-who-we-are' rubbish...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 25, 2019 10:28 PM (7WaWV)

75 "Do you remember that one teacher? The one who cared? The one who always tried?"

Do I ever. Recent events have brought two to the fore of my thoughts and they compete, in my mind, at least, for who I should consider my best teacher. One is my senior English teacher, who did so much to bring about my writing style. He told the entire class not to write the way you talk, and not to talk the way you write. Maintain two different styles for both. That, and I knew I could talk to him about just about anything. Right before the end of senior year he said "I don't know what you are worried about; you have the reading ability for college, easily. Broaden your horizons."

Then there is my fourth grade teacher, who I maintain would simply have been shot today for half of what she did back in the 1980s. Having a personalized notepad on her desk featuring a quote from the Book of Psalms would be one problem in today's time. Her reading C.S. Lewis to us would be another. In her case, I still marvel at the fact that on the first day we were in the library as a class, and I was hanging out in the geography section and picking out the books I wanted to read, she walked right up to me, and asked me about the books, and why I was reading them. (And we discussed this. I was nine and thinking that this was weird because it just wasn't done.) Not even my parents did that, and no adult, much less a teacher, did that. Had she stopped right there, she would have been a favorite. But she didn't, and wound up encouraging some of my more intellectual obsessive devotions that I carry around to this day.

(My apologies to those who have heard all this before repeatedly, but it just happens to be at the forefront of thinking these days.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 25, 2019 10:28 PM (hER41)

76 Can't get the second feel good link to work.
Was gonna post you a tinyurl link, butt f*cking Pixyware won't allow it.



Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 10:29 PM (xkSJa)

77 76 Can't get the second feel good link to work.
Was gonna post you a tinyurl link, butt f*cking Pixyware won't allow it.



Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 10:29 PM (xkSJa)

So the hamsters have been replaced with otters?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 25, 2019 10:31 PM (NWiLs)

78 Thanks mh for another wonderful ONT.

I hope all the horde enjoyed a Merry Christmas. Today was a good day at work, paramedics only came once!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 25, 2019 10:31 PM (EZebt)

79 41)

76 Can't get the second feel good link to work.
Was gonna post you a tinyurl link, butt f*cking Pixyware won't allow it.



Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 10:29 PM (xkSJa)


Thanks for the heads up.
I got it working now for you folks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 25, 2019 10:31 PM (aA3+G)

80 I CAN LOWER THE SEA LEVELS
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DAMN STRAIGHT! And I've seen you do it.

Oh, sorry thought you wrote semen and not sea.

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 25, 2019 10:32 PM (WdocV)

81 lol, insom. I need to go to bed anyway.

Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2019 10:32 PM (MTxDQ)

82 I hope she sees the value of stocking up on things like that, when they have money.
Posted by: Notsothoreau


Maybe because we have these winters here, I stock up. Cupboards and freezer are full. If there's a lot of snow, I can go quite a while without going to the grocery store. I even keep some powdered milk and at least one container of "shelf milk" for my coffee.
The shelf milk is this milk that's in a container similar to box wine. It's good for a few months.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 25, 2019 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

83 So the hamsters have been replaced with otters?
Posted by: Insomniac

Surprise!

Posted by: the otters at December 25, 2019 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)

84 Insom!

How did the day go?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

85 Feel Good Story #2 is 404.

Posted by: Darles Chicke at December 25, 2019 10:33 PM (/LQkF)

86 So the hamsters have been replaced with otters?

Otters that feed on nothing but oysters and testosterone supplements.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 10:33 PM (xkSJa)

87 I believe the shapely, beer-belted crumpet is packing mostly Stella Artois... I can't identify the other tin...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 25, 2019 10:34 PM (7WaWV)

88 Charmed 3rd try

Posted by: Darles Chicken the II at December 25, 2019 10:35 PM (/LQkF)

89 Last photo looks very...70's.

Not that I would know.

Posted by: A Very Youthful Miklos at December 25, 2019 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)

90
g'evenin', 'rons

Merry Christmas

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 25, 2019 10:36 PM (DUIap)

91 Merry Christmas AltonJackson!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 10:36 PM (Y4EXg)

92 Waiting for one brother to call/come over for late supper.

Other brother will be here late tomorrow after a very long drive.

Sis can't make it, but maybe next year...

Christmas hasn't finished *happening* yet this year.

Oh, and guess who got some diamond earrings? Mm-hmm!

Hubby is pleased with his gifts, yay!

Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2019 10:37 PM (gP/Z3)

93 AltonJackson!

How was your Christmas?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

94 Thanks Mis Hum. Tough little cookie, future ette.

Posted by: Infidel at December 25, 2019 10:38 PM (MTxDQ)

95 Merry Christmas backatcha, Mr. Jackson!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 10:38 PM (QzJWU)

96 Otters that feed on nothing but oysters and testosterone supplements.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

If one were to make jerky from such otters, and sell them on Alex Jones' website....advertise on Coast-to-Coast...I see dollar signs....

Posted by: Miklos, from a billionaire entrepreneur family at December 25, 2019 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)

97
Oh, and guess who got some diamond earrings? Mm-hmm!

Hubby is pleased with his gifts, yay!
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2019 10:37 PM (gP/Z3)


Ooooo. Diamond earrings! I love diamonds!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

98 I gave her a can of Peak, which is dried while milk. And a can of butter and two cans of ground beef. Plus some other things. I wanted to get stuff she might not know about, that would help pull together a meal when she runs out of something.

FYI, Remus on woodpile report said his wife had to be airlifted out by helicopter to a hospital. Don't know what's wrong.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 25, 2019 10:40 PM (Lqy/e)

99 and sell them on Alex Jones' website
___

Didn't we learn from the frogs? For the love of God no one wants to see a gay otter!!!

Posted by: Alex Jones at December 25, 2019 10:40 PM (WdocV)

100 40 CA freelance writers are now prohibited from writing more than 35 items per year.


Seems fair if the CA state legislature is prohibited from meeting more than 35 days (or hours) per year.

======
They should only be allowed to steal our oxygen 35 days a year.

No half measures.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at December 25, 2019 10:40 PM (aVAPf)

101 Nice beer belt...

It's not like you need one.

Posted by: The Guy Holding The 40 at December 25, 2019 10:41 PM (gHCnG)

102 76 butt f*cking Pixyware
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 10:29 PM

well that's a new one about pixy. do tell blanco, do tell...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 10:41 PM (tUOCc)

103 They should only be allowed to steal our oxygen 35 days a year.



No half measures.


Newsletter?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 10:41 PM (xkSJa)

104 well that's a new one about pixy. do tell blanco, do tell...

Not pixy, Pixyware. It's the code that sodomizes our posts like an otter on meth.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 10:42 PM (xkSJa)

105 Posted by: FireHorse at December 25, 2019 10:23 PM (IdoWG)

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar's Consulting Service, VLLC at December 25, 2019 10:43 PM (BiNEL)

106 Single-family housing zones would become two-zoned. Areas that would be impacted most would be the suburbs that have not done their part in helping out.
House Delegate Ibraheem Samirah, a Democrat


***

Spoken like a true communist.
You can have your failed cities.
Stay out of my neighborhood.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2019 10:44 PM (axyOa)

107 84 Insom!

How did the day go?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

Hi Ladyl! Pretty good all things considered. It was really nice to spend time with the kids. Did you have a good Christmas Day?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 25, 2019 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

108 Merry Christmas.

Why does this thread feel different? Were to I put this pound of smoked fish?

Posted by: Gbone at December 25, 2019 10:45 PM (4h/Ut)

109 Ooooh rain just started. got a fire going & enjoying a manhattan.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 10:45 PM (tUOCc)

110 I was having a cheerful Christmas evening, until I read that quote from the Democrat from San Diego.

It was her government and their evil view of people that caused hardship for those freelance writers, unnecessarily, of course.

Because of the day, I will hold my comments until tomorrow.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 25, 2019 10:46 PM (sy5kK)

111 Ooooh rain just started. got a fire going & enjoying a manhattan.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

You set fire to Manhattan? Cool.

Posted by: Miklos, kudos properly kudo'd at December 25, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)

112 Because of the day, I will hold my comments until tomorrow.

Ok, but you still only have 34 comments left.

Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2019 10:47 PM (dBiBP)

113 Mrs. Verónica Duque would never have made it out of one of my classrooms unscathed.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 25, 2019 10:47 PM (WkaWu)

114 106 Single-family housing zones would become two-zoned. Areas that would be impacted most would be the suburbs that have not done their part in helping out.
House Delegate Ibraheem Samirah, a Democrat


***

Spoken like a true communist.
You can have your failed cities.
Stay out of my neighborhood.
Posted by: Diogenes


Heh. They want to take all the problems in the cities and inflict those problems on people living in the suburbs. How dare you move away from the crime?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 25, 2019 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

115 Ooooh rain just started. got a fire going enjoying a manhattan.

If I didn't have to work in the morning I'd ask you to pour one for me. You still can, you'll just have to drink it yourself.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 10:48 PM (xkSJa)

116 I CAN LOWER THE SEA LEVELS
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama
----

He has a magic wand?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2019 10:48 PM (CDGwz)

117 111 You set fire to Manhattan? Cool.
Posted by: Miklos, kudos properly kudo'd at December 25, 2019 10:47 PM (QzkSJ)

No silly! That would give ace & sefton the sadz

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 10:48 PM (tUOCc)

118 I CAN LOWER THE SEA LEVELS
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama


He meant T-levels.

Posted by: t-bird at December 25, 2019 10:49 PM (dBiBP)

119 If I didn't have to work in the morning I'd ask you to pour one for me. You still can, you'll just have to drink it yourself.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

This is a kind and generous man.

Posted by: Miklos, milk of human kindness and such at December 25, 2019 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)

120 Bracing myself for the post-Christmas crash. The season is rough enough, then the fast downhill slide after having fun with my kids kicks in too. Ugh.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 25, 2019 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

121 115 If I didn't have to work in the morning I'd ask you to pour one for me. You still can, you'll just have to drink it yourself.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 10:48 PM (

I'm on number 3, and i gotta work tomorrow too. i'm having trouble typing on the phone, so this is definitely the last one of the evening.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 10:51 PM (tUOCc)

122 Merry Christmas, all you reprobates! You are truly the best Christmas gift that keeps on giving - snark, jokes, sad and happy stories, long-distance friendships, and so much more.

Posted by: SnailRacer at December 25, 2019 10:51 PM (hWMH4)

123 How dare you move away from the crime?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 25, 2019 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

We'll have no #CivilizationPrivilege here
, missy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 25, 2019 10:52 PM (BiNEL)

124 Ladyl, if you like diamonds, you'd swoon at The Jewelry Building stores, here in Houston.

Roughly 100 various Jewelry specialists, all in one building.

Bring your Titanium Credit Card... ones made of lesser materials will likely melt from throughput.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 10:52 PM (QzJWU)

125
I'm on number 3, and i gotta work tomorrow too. i'm having trouble typing on the phone, so this is definitely the last one of the evening.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

Why? You can get another phone.

Posted by: Miklos, mystified at December 25, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

126 WTF is wrong with the half-tards in the petty, warped Cummo clan? May they all reverse cowgirl upon the diseased, poisonous, barbed cock of satan for all eternity, plus 80 years.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 25, 2019 10:53 PM (ccS59)

127 When they start building apartments in or adjacent to your neighborhood. It's time to shop around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQGXa3FiXKM

Posted by: Braenyard at December 25, 2019 10:53 PM (WkaWu)

128 M (TdMsT)

Hi Ladyl! Pretty good all things considered. It was really nice to spend time with the kids. Did you have a good Christmas Day?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 25, 2019 10:44 PM (NWiLs)


I'm so glad you had a good time with your kids!

My Christmas was over the top! I decided to come home today instead of tomorrow, because they need subs at my club tomorrow, and the younger generation was planning to get down to some serious drinking after the kids went to bed.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

129 Just in case I might vanish unexpectedly tonight (intermittent connection, Internet and Brainware), I guess I'll plug this old webwork. Before my better judgement deters me.

With all copious due humility and humiliation, I link [in my nic] to me performing atrocities upon Christmas music n stuff. Christmas Wrap is a bit not (?) to be missed.

Mindful Webworkshop Episode #16 - Christmas (2016)
Politically Incorrect and Culturally Inappropriate

Posted by: mindful webworker - Santa Claus Santa Claus whachoo doin in his lap? at December 25, 2019 10:53 PM (ECLlc)

130 ..If I didn't have to work in the morning I'd ask you to pour one for me. You still can, you'll just have to drink it yourself.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 10:48 PM (

I'm on number 3, and i gotta work tomorrow too. i'm having trouble typing on the phone, so this is definitely the last one of the evening.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 10:51 PM (tUOCc)



I gots some catching up to do!

*pours bourbon*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 10:54 PM (QzJWU)

131 124 Ladyl, if you like diamonds, you'd swoon at The Jewelry Building stores, here in Houston.

Roughly 100 various Jewelry specialists, all in one building.

Bring your Titanium Credit Card... ones made of lesser materials will likely melt from throughput.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 10:52 PM (QzJWU)


I'd better stay away from that place! But I do love me some diamonds!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

132 Pre-Christmas has been completely EFF'd. It can *only* get better here.

Looking forward to quality time w/siblings. They're all I've got left.

Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2019 10:55 PM (gP/Z3)

133 Posted by: Braenyard at December 25, 2019 10:53 PM (WkaWu)

Comrade, it sounds like you don't fully accept the fundamental premise that all cultures are equal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 25, 2019 10:55 PM (BiNEL)

134 I'm on number 3, and i gotta work tomorrow too. i'm having trouble
typing on the phone, so this is definitely the last one of the evening.


Good choice. I would prefer you get home safe tomorrow, and that requires you get to work safe in the first place.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 10:55 PM (xkSJa)

135 Ooooh rain just started. got a fire going & enjoying a manhattan.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 10:45 PM (tUOCc)

Sounds wonderful!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 25, 2019 10:55 PM (Rz2Nc)

136 So I attended my first church service in 50 years (outside wedding and funerals).

The pastor(s) would do well to remember Michael Jordan's line that even Republicans buy sneakers.

The sermon was way too heavy on every social justice hot button.

Thankfully the musical choices were traditional, and well presented.
Posted by: browndog at December 25, 2019 10:16 PM (gD6Ka)


They're not weak minded because they are left ... they are left because they are weak minded. An organization will not need to flaunt a cause-de-jeur if it has a direction and sense of purpose.

If you push these people on a wedge issue, like the persecution of Coptic Christians in Egypt, you will not like the response.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 25, 2019 10:56 PM (LxTcq)

137 *waves to bebe*

Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 10:56 PM (RU4sa)

138 Saw earlier this evening that Die Hard was on. Pointed it out to my mom, who made a face. "Die Hard?" "Yeah, lots of people say it's a Christmas movie. It's set at Christmas." "Just because it takes place at Christmas doesn't make it a Christmas movie."

So I guess that settles that, then. The Internet can find something else to argue about now.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 25, 2019 10:56 PM (Vgw1E)

139 106 Single-family housing zones would become two-zoned. Areas that would be impacted most would be the suburbs that have not done their part in helping out.
House Delegate Ibraheem Samirah, a Democrat


***

Spoken like a true communist.
You can have your failed cities.
Stay out of my neighborhood.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 25, 2019 10:44 PM (axyOa)

most suburbs were designed for single family homes, the roads, water, sewer, electricity.

Apartments are designed for dense cities and the infrastructure isn't there for most suburbs.

But don't let these commies be confused by facts.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 25, 2019 10:57 PM (sy5kK)

140 122 Merry Christmas, all you reprobates! You are truly the best Christmas gift that keeps on giving - snark, jokes, sad and happy stories, long-distance friendships, and so much more.
Posted by: SnailRacer at December 25, 2019 10:51 PM (hWMH4)


Merry Christmas, SnailRacer!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

141 This part of Christmas day is the best for me. Everyone is gone. All the leftover food is packed away in the fridge. My neighbors across the street do an insane level of Christmas lights decor, it looks like Disneyland over there. So I can sit here with my leftover Christmas booze, spinach dip and crackers, and look out the picture window at the Christmas display.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 25, 2019 10:58 PM (+lVUW)

142 Diamonds are great, but I really hate the "rare" BS they advertise.

Rare?! Wtf, they're all over the effing place!

But oh, so lovely... and hubby never gave me diamonds before. (I can't wear rings to work-- machinery doesn't like them.)

Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2019 10:58 PM (gP/Z3)

143 The problem with having a good time is that it makes your gray, drab existence seem that much darker by comparison. And by "your" I of course mean mine.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 25, 2019 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

144 "Just because it takes place at Christmas doesn't make it a Christmas movie."

So "Battle of the Bulge" isn't a Christmas movie?

Posted by: Miklos, just askin' at December 25, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

145 120 Bracing myself for the post-Christmas crash. The season is rough enough, then the fast downhill slide after having fun with my kids kicks in too. Ugh.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 25, 2019 10:51 PM (NWiLs)


Stick around here. We'll try to keep your spirits up.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

146 {{{snail racer}}}

{{{ladyl}}}}

{{{jim}}} slainte!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:00 PM (tUOCc)

147 144 "Just because it takes place at Christmas doesn't make it a Christmas movie."

So "Battle of the Bulge" isn't a Christmas movie?
Posted by: Miklos, just askin' at December 25, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

That's what all the new gym memberships in January are for.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 25, 2019 11:00 PM (NWiLs)

148 Ok, House Delegate Ibraheem Samirah, a Democrat. Your neighborhood first.

Time for a House Golden Rule:
Do Fully First Unto Yourself As You Would Do To Another.

Posted by: techsan at December 25, 2019 11:00 PM (lYvbB)

149 {{{Bebe!!!}}}


{{{SMH!!!}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

150 "Just because it takes place at Christmas doesn't make it a Christmas movie."



So "Battle of the Bulge" isn't a Christmas movie?


Next they'll tell us "Silent Night, Deadly Night" isn't a Christmas movie. It's got Santa hats in it, what more do you need?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 11:01 PM (xkSJa)

151 I'm just gonna shine this here Merry Christmas Bat-Light up under the clouds.

Hope everyone sees the greeting!


/lazy greeter



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 11:01 PM (QzJWU)

152 Merry Christmas, all you reprobates! You are truly the best Christmas gift that keeps on giving - snark, jokes . . .

Posted by: SnailRacer
________

Snark? There's no snark here.

Jokes: "CHICKENS?!?!?"

Posted by: FireHorse at December 25, 2019 11:01 PM (IdoWG)

153 foggy as hell here. can't see the house across the street. i'm sure the christmas werewolves will be out soon. and their hair will be perfect.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 25, 2019 11:01 PM (KP5rU)

154 "Just because it takes place at Christmas doesn't make it a Christmas movie."

So "Battle of the Bulge" isn't a Christmas movie?
Posted by: Miklos, just askin' at December 25, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)


Don't look at me. I don't make the facts, I just report them.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 25, 2019 11:01 PM (Vgw1E)

155 Hey LadyL : )

Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:01 PM (RU4sa)

156 Merry Christmas horde! Thanks Mis Hum for all your ONT gifts throughout the year. Hope everyone had a joyous time and reveled in family and friends.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 25, 2019 11:03 PM (LOq4H)

157 Just imagine how peaceful and productive we could be without lefties, muzzies, and commies... Sing about that, John Lennon. Asshole.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 25, 2019 11:03 PM (ccS59)

158 Merry Christmas all.
Hope everyone had a good holiday.

Posted by: Aviator at December 25, 2019 11:03 PM (p40Pc)

159 The problem with having a good time is that it makes your gray, drab existence seem that much darker by comparison. And by "your" I of course mean mine.
Posted by: Insomniac

Go to the cosmetics counter at any remaining department store. Maybe you will feel like you have to buy something-a lipstick, maybe some base.

But they will give you a complete do for free, lots of samples, and you will enjoy the gossip, and you will leave feeling so pretty and happy!

Posted by: Miklos, unlicensed Lifestyle Advisor at December 25, 2019 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

160 {{{smh}}}

that funeral finally came to pass. i miss my friend, i was lucky to get a bonus dad after my own passed.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:03 PM (tUOCc)

161 Prayers up, bebe.

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:04 PM (RU4sa)

162 133 Posted by: Braenyard at December 25, 2019 10:53 PM (WkaWu)

Comrade, it sounds like you don't fully accept the fundamental premise that all cultures are equal!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 25, 2019 10:55 PM (BiNEL)


Quite so, over the years I hove never observed an apartment complex improve a neighborhood or area.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 25, 2019 11:04 PM (WkaWu)

163 Time for a House Golden Rule:

Do Fully First Unto Yourself As You Would Do To Another.
***

I'll go one further....

When Democrats get elected they find ways to attack us and our way of life. Why then aren't "our" elected officials acting the same?

Republicans win an election? Hey enjoy this new tax on communities with more then 100K people. Also on kale. And lattes. For the children.


I mean Trump sort of did that with the mortgage deduction rule change, but we need more of that. A lot more.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2019 11:04 PM (WdocV)

164 142 But oh, so lovely... and hubby never gave me diamonds before. (I can't wear rings to work-- machinery doesn't like them.)
Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2019 10:58 PM (gP/Z3)

???!!! Earrings!!!! Necklace!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:05 PM (tUOCc)

165 "Just because it takes place at Christmas doesn't make it a Christmas movie."

Posted by: Dr. T
________

Rethinking Rocky IV. There are, however, a lot more religious undertones than one would find in Die Hard.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 25, 2019 11:06 PM (IdoWG)

166 I'm so sorry, Bebe...

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

167 I mean Trump sort of did that with the mortgage deduction rule change, but we need more of that. A lot more.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2019 11:04 PM (WdocV)

I want the exercising your second amendment right tax right off.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 25, 2019 11:06 PM (Rz2Nc)

168 Just imagine how peaceful and productive we could be without lefties, muzzies, and commies... Sing about that, John Lennon. Asshole.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Lol. Sis sends cards & letters to me, with J.L. stamps on them. She's leftard, so possibly being passive-aggressive? At any rate, I just use the envelopes for checking ink flow of my pens-- right on John's face. Ahole, lol!

Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2019 11:07 PM (gP/Z3)

169 /lazy greeter


Oh that. Hard to make out with all the ambient illumination and whiskey goggles.

Merry Christmas Cap'n!

Posted by: Miklos, whisky legs being similar to sea legs at December 25, 2019 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)

170 The chick with the beer belt could sure pick some more flattering shorts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 25, 2019 11:08 PM (D7+zb)

171 "I wonder how many of those egalitarian legislators who seek to end
single family dwellings themselves reside in single family housing
located in gated communities."

This is the district next to mine.

The guy is one of the unopposed, from the recent takeover.

He SHOULD have been opposed, as he is Muslim Brotherhood spawn and a gross little activist extreme, who responds to being called out on any of the many things he does by crying "Islamophobia!!11!!!!"

I suspect he will be opposed next time: his district comprises the wealthy single-family suburbs of western Fairfax and eastern Loudoun, so he basically just pissed off his entire constituency, including the braindead NPCs who voted for him because there was a D next to his name.

Posted by: barbarausa at December 25, 2019 11:09 PM (W7IZQ)

172
Republicans win an election? Hey enjoy this new
tax on communities with more then 100K people. Also on kale. And lattes.
For the children.



Posted by: 18-1



Ooh, ooh! The adverse impacts assessment, "Your town's a shit hole and it bothers visitors". 100 dollars per registered voter, might even clean up the roles a little.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 25, 2019 11:09 PM (LOq4H)

173 Merry Christmas! Turkey and ham turned our fantastic and all is good except for the going back to work tomorrow part.

Posted by: IC at December 25, 2019 11:09 PM (sYDum)

174 161 hanging in there. got 3 hots & i own the cot, so could be a lot worse. how you doing? get to spend christmas with the grand babies? ex ex well?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:09 PM (tUOCc)

175
"Single-family housing zones would become two-zoned. Areas that would be impacted most would be the suburbs that have not done their part in helping out. "House Delegate Ibraheem Samirah, a Democrat

----

His biography says he is Palestinian-American. In other words, Palestinian. Thieving little grifter.

Note how this parallels what his countrymen do back in the Middle East. Before Jews began to settle in Palestine, it was a forgotten backwater of the Ottoman Empire and hardly anybody lived there. His people were nomadic drifters. They started settling around the towns snd farms the Jewish settlers developed on the land they had purchased, and within a couple of generations had developed a bullshit narrative about the area being their ancestral home that the Jews stole from them.

Now he does what comes naturally and wants to work the same con on to steal what other people built with their own work and money. He claims they stole their own property and that he's fucking Robin Hood.

Posted by: A Foghorn at December 25, 2019 11:09 PM (t5m5e)

176 The chick with the beer belt could sure pick some more flattering shorts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Sometimes the worst wrapped package, contains the nicest gift.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 25, 2019 11:10 PM (LOq4H)

177 163 Time for a House Golden Rule:
Do Fully First Unto Yourself As You Would Do To Another.

how the fuck are you gonna fap if you roofie yourself first?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:11 PM (tUOCc)

178 Spent time today at the Veteran's Restoration Quarters (VRQ). I look at, and talk to these guys with the full understanding that there is no good reason that our circumstances are not reversed.

As an aside, the guy in the Santa hat, serving food, is a retired Naval Officer. In fact the MOAA was the sponsoring organization for the meal. After all of the Vets had been served, he and I sat and talked. I shared some of the jokes with him that EM's make about officers.

Short news vid: https://preview.tinyurl.com/twoo9jd

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2019 11:11 PM (CDGwz)

179 ???!!! Earrings!!!! Necklace!!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:05 PM

Heh, he finally gave me diamond earrings this year. We're not, um, that wealthy, so it was truly an effort (financially) on his part.

Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2019 11:11 PM (gP/Z3)

180 Posted by: 18-1 at December 25, 2019 11:04 PM (WdocV)


There remains many Republican Esnakes out there.
Around here a rock solid conservative is being challenged by a well respected member of the community who is funded by the chamber of commerce.

Both the Dems and the Pubbie Es want to get rid of us. It ain't over by a long shot.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 25, 2019 11:11 PM (WkaWu)

181 174 161 hanging in there. got 3 hots & i own the cot, so could be a lot worse. how you doing? get to spend christmas with the grand babies? ex ex well?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:09 PM (tUOCc)

---

It was just me and Ex-ex, no g-babies, since their parents don't celebrate Christmas (plus, they were out of town).

Just had a quiet day at home.

Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:11 PM (RU4sa)

182 166 I'm so sorry, Bebe...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

thanks ladyl. family is hurting, pray for them.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:12 PM (tUOCc)

183 how the fuck are you gonna fap if you roofie yourself first?!

Quickly. Very, very quickly. If you're lucky you'll finish before the drugs kick in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 11:13 PM (xkSJa)

184 thanks ladyl. family is hurting, pray for them.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:12 PM (tUOCc)


I just sent up a prayer for you and the family.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 25, 2019 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

185 Go to the cosmetics counter at any remaining department store. Maybe you will feel like you have to buy something-a lipstick, maybe some base.

But they will give you a complete do for free, lots of samples, and you will enjoy the gossip, and you will leave feeling so pretty and happy!
Posted by: Miklos, unlicensed Lifestyle Advisor at December 25, 2019 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

Think I'll pass on that.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 25, 2019 11:15 PM (NWiLs)

186
Off sock.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 25, 2019 11:15 PM (t5m5e)

187 Fireball and eggnog. Not gonna be the new Christmas tradition I was hoping.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 25, 2019 11:15 PM (ccS59)

188 >>Quite so, over the years I hove never observed an apartment complex improve a neighborhood or area.

Lived in Indianapolis for several years. We built a house in a large subdivision. Our neighbors were teachers, physical therapists, air traffic controller, etc. Nice middle class neighborhood. Minimal crime. We sold our house as a large apartment complex was being built adjacent to our subdivision. Turned out to be section 8 housing which had been concealed initially. The crime rate soared and the neighborhood became much less desirable.

Posted by: Aviator at December 25, 2019 11:16 PM (p40Pc)

189 181 It was just me and Ex-ex, no g-babies, since their parents don't celebrate Christmas (plus, they were out of town). Just had a quiet day at home.
Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:11 PM (

what?! did your daughter join the tribe? but then they get 7 crazy nights.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:16 PM (tUOCc)

190 Go to the cosmetics counter at any remaining department store. Maybe you will feel like you have to buy something-a lipstick, maybe some base.

But they will give you a complete do for free, lots of samples, and you will enjoy the gossip, and you will leave feeling so pretty and happy!
Posted by: Miklos, unlicensed Lifestyle Advisor at December 25, 2019 11:03 PM (QzkSJ)

Think I'll pass on that.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 25, 2019 11:15 PM (NWiLs)

Omg, I can't stop laughing...

Go for it, Insom! They make cosmetics for men now, ya know.

Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2019 11:17 PM (gP/Z3)

191 Fireball and eggnog. Not gonna be the new Christmas tradition I was hoping.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
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Dark Rum in eggnog. Tried and true. Light sprinkle of nutmeg. Purists will insist on freshly grated nutmeg, but only for the first glass.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2019 11:17 PM (CDGwz)

192 okay, bro #1 is here.

Merry Christmas all!

Later....

Posted by: JQ at December 25, 2019 11:18 PM (gP/Z3)

193 what?! did your daughter join the tribe? but then they get 7 crazy nights.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:16 PM (tUOCc)

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My daughter wants nothing to do with anything Christian.

She's into stuff like celebrating the winter solstice.

Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:18 PM (RU4sa)

194 ..how the fuck are you gonna fap if you roofie yourself first?!

Quickly. Very, very quickly. If you're lucky you'll finish before the drugs kick in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 11:13 PM (xkSJa)



Now, start to fap backwards, starting with ten..nine..eight..sev..



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 11:18 PM (QzJWU)

195 JQ, not sure I'd confuse male makeup wearers with men. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 25, 2019 11:18 PM (ccS59)

196 thanks ladyl. how you doing? you kick that nasty vertigo things ass?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:19 PM (tUOCc)

197 Yeah, yeah, I know, Hammer, but leave to to me to run out of rum...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 25, 2019 11:20 PM (ccS59)

198 The problem with having a good time is that it makes your gray, drab existence seem that much darker by comparison. And by "your" I of course mean mine.

Posted by: Insomniac
________

I don't know when your birthday is, Insom, but here's my greeting for that occasion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HPTsPUgZbM

Posted by: FireHorse at December 25, 2019 11:20 PM (IdoWG)

199 "For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counseller, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace." Isaiah 9:6 KJV

Put to music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHK8hJ22SPw

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 25, 2019 11:21 PM (aS1PU)

200 193 My daughter wants nothing to do with anything Christian. She's into stuff like celebrating the winter solstice.
Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:18 PM (

like christmas trees, santa & frosty are anything but secular. way to rob those kids of their childhood.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:22 PM (tUOCc)

201
House Delegate Ibraheem Samirah (D-Palestine), can't believe how easy it is to pillage and destroy in this new land which is not his own. He's pleasantly surprised at the weakness and gullibility of the inhabitants.

Virginia has an occupying force within its borders and that force is attacking on multiple fronts. There will be blood.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 25, 2019 11:23 PM (t5m5e)

202 "For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counseller, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace." Isaiah 9:6 KJV

Put to music:


I call Handel "Glory of Western Civilization Music".

Posted by: Miklos, and he wrote a bunch at December 25, 2019 11:23 PM (QzkSJ)

203 Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:11 PM (RU4sa)

Sorry to hear grand babies weren't there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 25, 2019 11:23 PM (aA3+G)

204 157 Just imagine how peaceful and productive we could be without lefties, muzzies, and commies... Sing about that, John Lennon. Asshole.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings


John Lennon had Yoko invest and make a shitload of money for him. So much for no greed or possessions.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 25, 2019 11:24 PM (+lVUW)

205 SLT, not soon enough...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 25, 2019 11:24 PM (ccS59)

206 like christmas trees, santa & frosty are anything but secular. way to rob those kids of their childhood.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:22 PM (tUOCc)

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To be fair, they're not missing anything they've never known.

Still sucks, but it is what it is.

The fact that I do have them in my life is something in and of itself, considering the rocky relationship between their mother and myself.

So I have to be thankful for that.

Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:25 PM (RU4sa)

207 It's a basic Constitutional principle that the force of law dictates what the mixture of housing types must be. It's right there in Article "I'm A Conservative and You Aren't." The same law that guarantees your one-to-a-lot housing will later come along and guarantee stacks, or no lots at all.

The real fun is to watch owners of unsustainable ("can't pay for this") housing go before the boards and petition humbly for permission to subdivide into student slum housing. You practically can't make a slum without it.


Take a drive -- for God's sake, don't walk! -- through America's classic cut-to-shit neighborhoods, and you won't find evidence of Imam Slick, here, riding Whitey like a stallion in his fevered dream. What you have is about one generation of sharp operatin' developers squeezing one more set of mortgage payments out of "obsolete" housing stock, usually former upper-middle-class battleships with servant quarters and a ballroom that nobody with a sufficient income wants to live in anymore.

This will be happening with early-boomer All Face McMansions on "too big to mow, too small to plow" lots any moment now. Luckily a lot of them left enough lawn space to just roll another street in there, with a row of prefabs and used house trailers where the yard used to be. What you wrought. But at least... it will be ZONED!

Midwestern Politics consists of nothing but Real Estate.Midwestern Real Estate consists of nothing but Politics.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 25, 2019 11:25 PM (oRpiG)

208 nerdy, just another reason to love yoko. Said approximately one person, ever.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 25, 2019 11:26 PM (ccS59)

209 John Lennon had Yoko invest and make a shitload of money for him. So much for no greed or possessions.
Posted by: nerdygirl

By some accounts, John Lennon became something of a semi-righty in his last years. His tax bills apparently were educational.

Posted by: Miklos, vaguely recalling at December 25, 2019 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)

210 203 Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:11 PM (RU4sa)

Sorry to hear grand babies weren't there
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 25, 2019 11:23 PM (aA3+G)

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I still pray that one day, we'll be able to celebrate Christmas together.

Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:27 PM (RU4sa)

211 Go to the cosmetics counter at any remaining department store. Maybe you will feel like you have to buy something-a lipstick, maybe some base.

But they will give you a complete do for free, lots of samples, and you will enjoy the gossip, and you will leave feeling so pretty and happy!
Posted by: Miklos, unlicensed Lifestyle Advisor


Yeah, those gals at the Clinique counter are practically doctors. You can tell because they're wearing labcoats.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 25, 2019 11:27 PM (+lVUW)

212 President Donald Trump slammed California Governor Gavin Newsom in a Christmas Day tweet for doing "a really bad job of taking care of the homeless population in California."

Breitbart

lol

Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:30 PM (RU4sa)

213 I still pray that one day, we'll be able to celebrate Christmas together.
Posted by: SMH
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I'm beginning to pray that any of us are allowed to celebrate Christmas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2019 11:31 PM (CDGwz)

214 Dunno Miklos, Lennon did significant damage, and lefties rally aroung that effing song, so not feeling any sympathy for him and his tax bill. So by some accounts, he can spitroast in the everafter.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 25, 2019 11:31 PM (ccS59)

215 I still pray that one day, we'll be able to celebrate Christmas together.
Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:27 PM (RU4sa)

On the plus side, when they hit the teen rebellion phase, you and Ex-Ex can be the cool grandparents who Mom does not approve of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2019 11:32 PM (ycWCI)

216 On the plus side, when they hit the teen rebellion phase, you and Ex-Ex can be the cool grandparents who Mom does not approve of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2019 11:32 PM (ycWCI)

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*grins*

I know.

Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:33 PM (RU4sa)

217 and lefties rally aroung that effing song, so not feeling any sympathy for him and his tax bill. So by some accounts, he can spitroast in the everafter.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

Drum circles also make for well-defined target zones, so there's that.

Posted by: Miklos, on the bright side at December 25, 2019 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)

218 They can go back to their mom with things like 'Mom, I saw the coolest video. It was in Black and White and it was a speech given by this cool guy named Ronald Reagan. Mom, who's Barry Goldwater?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2019 11:33 PM (ycWCI)

219 I'm a Calvinist.

Posted by: frosty at December 25, 2019 11:33 PM (/I91/)

220 >>I'm a Calvinist.
Posted by: frosty

So you drink, but don't buy.

Posted by: Aviator at December 25, 2019 11:34 PM (p40Pc)

221 I'm a Calvinist.
Posted by: frosty at December 25, 2019 11:33 PM (/I91/)


I'a a Hobbsian.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 25, 2019 11:34 PM (aS1PU)

222 On the plus side, when they hit the teen rebellion phase, you and Ex-Ex can be the cool grandparents who Mom does not approve of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

This is wisdom, but somehow I can't find it in the Montessori prospectus anywhere.

Posted by: Miklos, a wise man by the first criterion at December 25, 2019 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)

223 I always liked Chesterton.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 25, 2019 11:35 PM (ycWCI)

224
212 President Donald Trump slammed California Governor Gavin Newsom in a Christmas Day tweet for doing "a really bad job of taking care of the homeless population in California."

Breitbart

lol
Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:30 PM (RU4sa)

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A calculated insult. He aims to get inside Governor Plastic Mannequin's OODA loop. Based on this and other news, I suspect Federal action may actually be coming.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 25, 2019 11:35 PM (t5m5e)

225 I'm a Calvinist.
Posted by: frosty at December 25, 2019 11:33 PM (/I91/)
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You're predestined to be an ice cube?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 25, 2019 11:35 PM (jx3OG)

226 225 I'm a Calvinist.
Posted by: frosty at December 25, 2019 11:33 PM (/I91/)
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You're predestined to be an ice cube?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 25, 2019 11:35 PM (jx3OG)

Yes and a fiend

Posted by: frosty at December 25, 2019 11:36 PM (/I91/)

227 ..I'm a Calvinist.

Posted by: frosty at December 25, 2019 11:33 PM (/I91/)



The Theology which makes up it's own rules as it goes along.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 11:37 PM (QzJWU)

228 CPL is 15 mil in debt.

hahahhahaha

https://tinyurl.com/rg6jnbg

Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:37 PM (RU4sa)

229 I'm a Calvinist.

I always liked Hobbes better, but it was just a comic strip.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 11:37 PM (xkSJa)

230 Hey Jim : )

Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:38 PM (RU4sa)

231 yeah, I'll try to repost this for the gun thread. But that is 4 more days away, and I wanted to share what I thought was a decent article about a subject universal to Morons and 'Ettes.

https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/first-1911-pistol/


Buying your first 1911 pistol? Congratulations! It's great when someone has actual taste in firearms.

Just kidding. Many pistols are great, and the classic 1911 platform while it has its limitations is a proven and effective pistol for almost any application, from sport to personal defense and all points in between.

John Moses Browning's meisterwerk is still wildly popular to this day for a lot of very good reasons. With its slim design, it carries incredibly well. It feels good in most shooters hands and the single action only trigger is typically among the best you'll find in any handgun.

But what should you look for in your first 1911 pistol?

Well, that's actually a complicated question.

The absolute basics?.........................

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 25, 2019 11:38 PM (sy5kK)

232 Merry Christmas, to my home away from home.


Posted by: Matthew Slater at December 25, 2019 11:38 PM (kk8TL)

233 I'm a Calvinist.


There are rules that get you sent to Calvinhell, but nobody knows what they are.

Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like a French guy at December 25, 2019 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)

234 221 I'm a Calvinist.
Posted by: frosty at December 25, 2019 11:33 PM (/I91/)
I'a a Hobbsian.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 25, 2019 11:34 PM (aS1PU)

I'm a Spiffian.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:38 PM (tUOCc)

235 Go for it, Insom! They make cosmetics for men now, ya know.
Posted by: JQ


I knew a man who wore foundation make up. Don't do it, Insom. Any stubble at all, messes up the make up. Not good. I don't know how they do it with actors. They must have to keep shaving them over the course of the day.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 25, 2019 11:39 PM (+lVUW)

236 Some soon to be dead guy Malia Obama was doing coke off his shaft and blowing posted a the story on /pol/ and a picture of her JP Morgan super elite credit card covered in powered with lines chopped up next to it. Looking for picture and story but can't find them right now.

How long does he have to live?

Posted by: frosty at December 25, 2019 11:39 PM (/I91/)

237 How long does he have to live?

There's a reason the pics are already gone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 11:42 PM (xkSJa)

238 236 Live? He never existed...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 25, 2019 11:42 PM (ccS59)

239 I showed my teenage sons "Silence of the Lambs" tonight. I asked them to compare the escape scene it that film to the one in the new "Halloween," which they saw at the local cinema a few months ago.

That got it! One is brilliant & suspenseful, & the other? The audience just sees a bus in a ditch with one wheel spinning, & Jason has disappeared somehow.

I'm trying to get them to recognize superior films when they see one.

Posted by: mnw at December 25, 2019 11:43 PM (Cssks)

240 >>How long does he have to live?
Posted by: frosty

Given how warm it is probably longer than you snowball.

Posted by: Aviator at December 25, 2019 11:44 PM (p40Pc)

241 Any Derkinsians out there?

Posted by: FireHorse at December 25, 2019 11:44 PM (IdoWG)

242 Any Derkinsians out there?
Posted by: FireHorse at December 25, 2019 11:44 PM (IdoWG)
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Are they from Derkaderkastan?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 25, 2019 11:45 PM (jx3OG)

243 Any Derkinsians out there?
Posted by: FireHorse
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That's you, isn't it Susie?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2019 11:46 PM (CDGwz)

244 Any Derkinsians out there?
Posted by: FireHorse

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Unsure but there are plenty of Ellen Jamesians around. All you have to do to see them is tune into the MSM or entertainment.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 25, 2019 11:47 PM (Y4EXg)

245 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 25, 2019 11:47 PM (Zz0t1)

246 Not only is that a nice ass......It's got BEER!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 25, 2019 11:48 PM (Zz0t1)

247 SPONGE!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 25, 2019 11:49 PM (jx3OG)

248 I hope EVERYONE had a great Christmas. Give thanks for what the day is for, love thine family and friends and be excellent to each other.

Because Bill and Ted said so....

Posted by: Sponge at December 25, 2019 11:49 PM (Zz0t1)

249 CAPTAIN!!!!!

I love this place....

Posted by: Sponge at December 25, 2019 11:49 PM (Zz0t1)

250 Not only is that a nice ass......It's got BEER!!!
I thought we covered butt chugging in 2011?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 25, 2019 11:50 PM (xkSJa)

251 ..
But what should you look for in your first 1911 pistol?

Well, that's actually a complicated question.

The absolute basics?.........................

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 25, 2019 11:38 PM (sy5kK)



A rental.

One's first 1911 should be a rental, at the range.

Several rentals, in fact. Government Model, Commander, Lightweight Commander, Officer's Model.

Several different brands.

With and without memory bump grip safeties. With and without upswept beavertail grip safeties.

*THEN* ya might be able to decide on which oughta be your "First 1911".


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 11:50 PM (QzJWU)

252 235 Go for it, Insom! They make cosmetics for men now, ya know.
Posted by: JQ

I knew a man who wore foundation make up. Don't do it, Insom. Any stubble at all, messes up the make up. Not good. I don't know how they do it with actors. They must have to keep shaving them over the course of the day.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 25, 2019 11:39 PM (+lVUW)

No makeup for me. Couldn't make foundation work with my beard anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 25, 2019 11:50 PM (NWiLs)

253 243 Any Derkinsians out there?
Posted by: FireHorse
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That's you, isn't it Susie?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2019 11:46 PM (CDGwz)

G.R.O.S.S.!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 25, 2019 11:51 PM (NWiLs)

254 Ok, how doe this happen, a firehouse burns down:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/uebyn6y

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 25, 2019 11:51 PM (Rz2Nc)

255 Ok, how doe this happen, a firehouse burns down:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/uebyn6y
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 25, 2019 11:51 PM (Rz2Nc)
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O, the embarassment.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 25, 2019 11:53 PM (jx3OG)

256
The Malia Obama credit card / cocaine story is being attributed to a stolen card and 'hackers.'

https://tinyurl.com/qw5hgou

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 25, 2019 11:53 PM (t5m5e)

257 I recently bought a Remington 1911 R1. Shot it for the first time and LOVED it. More accurate for me than my 9mm.

The only issue was the steel cased coated shells that would hang up and cause jams. I'll be buying brass rounds soon and trying again.

Shooting wise, it kicked no harder than my 9 and was very comfortable, accurate and a pleasure to shoot.

My $0.02, anyway.

Posted by: Sponge at December 25, 2019 11:53 PM (Zz0t1)

258 212 President Donald Trump slammed California Governor Gavin Newsom in a Christmas Day tweet for doing "a really bad job of taking care of the homeless population in California."

Breitbart

lol
Posted by: SMH


So, giving junkies a free hand to shoot up, shit, and piss on the city sidewalks, didn't solve the homeless junkie problem in San Franshitco. Well, we're surprised California continues to have a homeless junkie problem when they made "It's Okay to Shit and Shoot Up in the Streets Newsom" the governor.
Yeah, take a mayor who turned a city into a literal shithole and make him governor.

Most of those homeless are junkies. If they contionue using, there is no hope for them. There are professionals who deal with addicts who have commented on this.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 25, 2019 11:54 PM (+lVUW)

259 SPONGE!

Posted by: FIRST! at December 25, 2019 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)

260 Ok, how doe this happen, a firehouse burns down:
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From the pics, the basement seems to have been saved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2019 11:54 PM (xSo9G)

261 ..No makeup for me. Couldn't make foundation work with my beard anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 25, 2019 11:50 PM (NWiLs)



Obama's Beard needed a helluva lotta reinforced concrete for "her" foundation.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 11:55 PM (QzJWU)

262 Merry Christmas, Insom.

I hope today was a brighter light than most.

Posted by: Sponge at December 25, 2019 11:55 PM (Zz0t1)

263 Junkies are homeless and have no money.

Where the fuck are they getting MORE drugs to stay junkies and homeless?

Posted by: Sponge at December 25, 2019 11:56 PM (Zz0t1)

264 *THEN* ya might be able to decide on which oughta be your "First 1911".


My "first" was in 1911.

Posted by: Notorious RBG at December 25, 2019 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)

265 ..Where the fuck are they getting MORE drugs to stay junkies and homeless?

Posted by: Sponge at December 25, 2019 11:56 PM (Zz0t1)



They sponge offa friends n' family?

*i am SO going to hell, ain't i*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 11:58 PM (QzJWU)

266 that funeral finally came to pass. i miss my friend, i was lucky to get a bonus dad after my own passed.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:03 PM (tUOCc)

Condolences, bebe, and Merry Christmas too, to you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 25, 2019 11:58 PM (IQGil)

267 From the pics, the basement seems to have been saved.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 25, 2019 11:54 PM (xSo9G)

Well then, the fireman working at that station deserve the promotions and pay increases they are about to received.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 25, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

268
263 Junkies are homeless and have no money.

Where the fuck are they getting MORE drugs to stay junkies and homeless?
Posted by: Sponge at December 25, 2019 11:56 PM (Zz0t1)

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Conveniently, the threshold for felony theft has been raised to $950, and the police don't bother to come anymore for misdemeanors.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 25, 2019 11:59 PM (t5m5e)

269 They sponge offa friends n' family?

*i am SO going to hell, ain't i*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 25, 2019 11:58 PM (QzJWU)

I'll allow the comment.

I don't think you're descending just for that.

Posted by: Sponge at December 25, 2019 11:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:00 AM (Zz0t1)

271 Where the fuck are they getting MORE drugs to stay junkies and homeless?
Posted by: Sponge at December 25, 2019 11:56 PM (Zz0t1)

It costs nothing to be homeless, and you're allowed to steal up to $1000 without being charged.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 26, 2019 12:01 AM (Rz2Nc)

272 270

Not sure I like this Swedish minimalist approach.

Posted by: Miklos, head tilted, so maybe it's art at December 26, 2019 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)

273 256
The Malia Obama credit card / cocaine story is being attributed to a stolen card and 'hackers.'

https://tinyurl.com/qw5hgou
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 25, 2019 11:53 PM (t5m5e

Lol. I saw the post on /pol/. That card is the most select and elite credit card JP Morgan offers.... must be worth over 10 million at least or more. Cards like that don't get stolen especially if you are the former president's child with Secret Service. Amazing how dumb the media thinks people are.

Posted by: frosty at December 26, 2019 12:03 AM (A/xbR)

274 263 Junkies are homeless and have no money.

Where the fuck are they getting MORE drugs to stay junkies and homeless?
Posted by: Sponge


Apparently there are people who fall for that "Will Work for Food " sign, and give them cash. Also, there's the old standby, stealing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2019 12:03 AM (+lVUW)

275 that funeral finally came to pass. i miss my friend, i was lucky to get a bonus dad after my own passed.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 25, 2019 11:03 PM (tUOCc)


Good friends are hard to find. I am sorry for your loss as I know the feeling of losing a loved one that makes up for one that wasn't what they should've been.

I lost a great friend, mentor, this time last year, so I understand how you feel.

Merry Christmas to you. I hope you felt peace on this day of days.

Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:04 AM (Zz0t1)

276 The Malia Obama credit card / cocaine story is being attributed to a stolen card and 'hackers.'

Hey, her dad has admitted to using cocaine in his best-selling autobiography.

So what's the big deal!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 26, 2019 12:04 AM (I2/tG)

277 Cards like that don't get stolen especially if you are the former president's child with Secret Service. Amazing how dumb the media thinks people are.
Posted by: frosty

She was sexting with some "Carlos Danger" dude.

Posted by: Miklos, theoriste conspiratoire at December 26, 2019 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)

278 Not sure I like this Swedish minimalist approach.
Posted by: Miklos, head tilted, so maybe it's art at December 26, 2019 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)


Erg eh berg eh bork en BOINK BOINK BOINK!

Posted by: The Swedish Chef at December 26, 2019 12:05 AM (Zz0t1)

279 Also, there's the old standby, stealing.
Posted by: nerdygirl

"Standby"?

Posted by: Essentially the entire US government at December 26, 2019 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)

280 Martha Quinn.


I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 26, 2019 12:08 AM (MUVaZ)

281 Both of the Owebama children will wind up in situations causing them to explain how they were caught surrounded by thousands of dollars of some illegal substance, passed out and bleeding from their rectum.

Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:08 AM (Zz0t1)

282 Erg eh berg eh bork en BOINK BOINK BOINK!
Posted by: The Swedish Chef

As long as it's not IK*A, The Shelves That Must Not Be Named

Posted by: Miklos, sprinkling holy whisky water at December 26, 2019 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)

283 As long as it's not IK*A, The Shelves That Must Not Be Named
Posted by: Miklos, sprinkling holy whisky water at December 26, 2019 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)


They are born to kill Ace and never to be spoken here.

Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:10 AM (Zz0t1)

284 *pours Bebe's a bourbon*


Lost my Dad back in 2010.

The more time goes by, the more I really need to sit down and have some conversation with him.

To our Dads, my sweet friend.

To our Dads.


*CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 12:10 AM (QzJWU)

285 262 Merry Christmas, Insom.

I hope today was a brighter light than most.
Posted by: Sponge at December 25, 2019 11:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Merry Christmas! Time with my kids was good.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2019 12:11 AM (hwXwb)

286 Merry Christmas! Time with my kids was good.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2019 12:11 AM (hwXwb)


VERY glad to hear that.

Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:12 AM (Zz0t1)

287 Well the last of the party guests are gone. Kids can be fun, but damn you have to keep them out of everything.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2019 12:15 AM (9Om/r)

288 Kids can be fun, but damn you have to keep them out of everything.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2019 12:15 AM (9Om/r)
-----
I know, right?

Posted by: Darth Vader at December 26, 2019 12:16 AM (jx3OG)

289 Where the fuck are they getting MORE drugs to stay junkies and homeless?
Posted by: Sponge at December 25, 2019 11:56 PM (Zz0t1)


Social services and charities provide food, benefits and clothing to the homeless, which they seem to be able to turn into drugs. But never enough drugs, because there is no such thing as enough drugs. So they beg and steal too.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2019 12:19 AM (1glZx)

290 Lost my Dad back in 2010.

The more time goes by, the more I really need to sit down and have some conversation with him.

To our Dads, my sweet friend.

To our Dads.


*CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 12:10 AM (QzJWU)

Wow, to our Fathers. Cling.

My Father in Law passed New Year's Day 2010, the phone rang 6:30 am, I knew it wasn't good news, wrong number at best. My Father passed six months later. 2010 bad year.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 26, 2019 12:19 AM (Rz2Nc)

291 I got taught to make lefsa tonight.

Doesn't seem very hard. I mean it doesn't seem as hard as it seemed previously.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2019 12:21 AM (1glZx)

292 I invited a new friend to my dad's for Christmas. It was his first Christmas alone as his kids were with their mom and his mother spent some time with her daughter at the daughter's house for the first time ever, after several years.

I couldn't have him home alone, so bought him a prime ribeye (we had turkey, dressing and other fixins, but he has a poultry allergy) and a baked potato. My wife got him a card and a gift card to Bass Pro.

Today was one of the better Christmases in a while.....

Thank the Lord for the bounty we receive.

Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:23 AM (Zz0t1)

293 "Lefse is a traditional soft Norwegian flatbread. It is made with potatoes, flour, butter, and milk or cream."


How some people can eat that spicy food is beyond me.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking it's the potatoes at December 26, 2019 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)

294 We DID gather around the flat screen and watched Die Hard last night.....Just to make sure we were all in the Christmas spirit.

Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:24 AM (Zz0t1)

295 Thank the Lord for the bounty we receive.
Posted by: Sponge

I think you will never lack for friends.

Posted by: Miklos, heartily applauding at December 26, 2019 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)

296 ..
Thank the Lord for the bounty we receive.

Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:23 AM (Zz0t1)



"Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother".

You'll do, Sponge. You'll do.


*fistbump*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 12:25 AM (QzJWU)

297 I wouldn't worry about Malia Obama's drug problem, I mean, look at Hunter Biden, that one time crack addict who managed to turn his life around and become a leading member of that Ukrainian energy company!

I am sure her life will be turning around in no time.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2019 12:26 AM (1glZx)

298 Both of the Owebama children will wind up in situations causing them to explain how they were caught surrounded by thousands of dollars of some illegal substance, passed out and bleeding from their rectum.
Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:08 AM (Zz0t1)


Hark spirit! A visit from The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 26, 2019 12:27 AM (LxTcq)

299 ..Both of the Owebama children will wind up in situations causing them to explain how they were caught surrounded by thousands of dollars of some illegal substance, passed out and bleeding from their rectum.

Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:08 AM (Zz0t1)



Ghost of Otter Future.

Ho! Ho! Ho!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 12:29 AM (QzJWU)

300 Goodnight all

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 26, 2019 12:30 AM (Rz2Nc)

301 Above knee socks!!

https://thechive.com/2019/02/10/high-socks-are- a-must-in-this-weather-34-photos/

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 26, 2019 12:31 AM (nWsQx)

302 I wouldn't worry about Malia Obama's drug problem, I mean, look at Hunter Biden, that one time crack addict who managed to turn his life around and become a leading member of that Ukrainian energy company!

I am sure her life will be turning around in no time.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2019 12:26 AM (1glZx)


I would agree with this, however, Barack blew his political wad VERY early in their lives, so he'll have little clout and ability to ensure their lives can be filled with corruption and graft to keep their veins full for her young adult life.

Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:31 AM (Zz0t1)

303 'nite, '42!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 12:31 AM (QzJWU)

304 Hark spirit! A visit from The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come!
Posted by: BourbonChicken


"It was like this, doc-I was making an arugula salad in the shower-just like daddy taught me, and...."

Posted by: Sasha-Malia, Royal Highnesses at December 26, 2019 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)

305 Wow....I should proofread my posts.....

I apologize for my hardly recognizable grammar in my last post.

Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:32 AM (Zz0t1)

306 As I understand it there's a fairly easy way around
the new stupid CA rules. Just start up an LLC and make yourself the only
employee.



I agree people shouldn't have to do it, but at least it's an option.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 25, 2019 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

---
late, but QDPS is likely still here.

go to the XA sec state web pages and see what the minimum yearly charge is for having an LLC...

then peruse the VTB web page to see how much it will have to pay in taxes, above and beyond what they will want from your salary.

unless you're making LARGE bank from your gig, you'll go broke, which was the whole idea.

they want people helpless and dependent on the state.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 26, 2019 12:32 AM (BOpNY)

307 Wow....I should proofread my posts.....



I apologize for my hardly recognizable grammar in my last post.

Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:32 AM (Zz0t1)

Fuck it, mine are like that all the time. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 26, 2019 12:33 AM (9Om/r)

308 Goodnight all
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 26, 2019 12:30 AM (Rz2Nc)


I'm with you. I thought I was going to stay up drinking a bit, but I'm a bit tired, having got up before 7 AM and heading out to get the turkey Big Easy'ed in time......

I'm tired. This beer is about gone and so am I.

Nite all.

Chat with you again soon........

Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:35 AM (Zz0t1)

309 How some people can eat that spicy food is beyond me.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking it's the potatoes at December 26, 2019 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)


It is what you do when you don't have buckwheat to make blinis.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2019 12:35 AM (1glZx)

310 It is what you do when you don't have buckwheat to make blinis.
Posted by: Kindltot

A friend got his first Air Force posting at Minot, ND. He went there from New Orleans. I imagined that the food might be a bit different.

"North Dakota...where flour is a spice."

Posted by: Miklos, down at the Waffle House at December 26, 2019 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)

311 Actually, Miklos, I was looking up wood fired stoves and ran across the Patsari style stove from Mexico, they use them to make those huge corn tortillas. Lefsa are a lot like tortillas, and a lot like that flatbread I would get in the Lebanese restaurants.

One day I will get a wild hair and post about various wood cooking stove styles, there are amazing numbers of way to create targeted heat for cooking starch paste.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2019 12:42 AM (1glZx)

312 Greetings, horde! Had to work last night and tonight, which is why I haven't spent as much time here as I usually do. But I just wanted to stop by and wish everybody a Merry Christmas! You really got me through some tough times in the past year, and just want to thank everybody. You're the best there ever was, every last one of you!

Posted by: DynamiteDan at December 26, 2019 12:42 AM (u6IJ0)

313 Greetings, horde! Had to work last night and tonight, which is why I haven't spent as much time here as I usually do. But I just wanted to stop by and wish everybody a Merry Christmas! You really got me through some tough times in the past year, and just want to thank everybody. You're the best there ever was, every last one of you!
Posted by: DynamiteDan at December 26, 2019 12:42 AM (u6IJ0)


BOOM goes the Dynamite.......

Merry Christmas!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 26, 2019 12:44 AM (Zz0t1)

314 Going to call it a night, Horde. Merry Christmas to all!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2019 12:44 AM (IQGil)

315 Doesn't seem very hard. I mean it doesn't seem as hard as it seemed previously.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2019 12:21 AM (1glZx)


Thaaaaat's what she said.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2019 12:45 AM (zSipp)

316 "North Dakota...where flour is a spice."

Posted by: Miklos, down at the Waffle House at December 26, 2019 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)

---
and telephone poles are the state tree.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 26, 2019 12:47 AM (BOpNY)

317 Herself is an Irish lass, from Belfast, Northern Ireland.

Took some effort, but she makes 'bout as good a Cajun spiced fried catfish as you wanna find.

Other good stuff, too.

Taught her to shoot, too. Bought her a S&W Shield .38 EZ for Christmas, in fact.

Conversely?

Fish n' Chips in Belfast is absolutely sublime. Incredibly tasty, even without many spices.

Go figure.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

318
One day I will get a wild hair and post about
various wood cooking stove styles, there are amazing numbers of way to
create targeted heat for cooking starch paste.


Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2019 12:42 AM (1glZx)

---
or you could write it up, send it to CBD, and be a guest "food thread" cob.

i'd like to see it, for one.

below is a link to what i believe sees use at the CenTexMoMe

(and i want one)

https://www.lacajachina.com/

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 26, 2019 12:53 AM (BOpNY)

319 or you could write it up, send it to CBD, and be a guest "food thread" cob.

i'd like to see it, for one.

Seconded.

Posted by: Miklos, who likes lapcsanka at December 26, 2019 12:55 AM (QzkSJ)

320 shit: i forgot to get the bread machine recipe book out today...

i need to make some English Muffin bread, so i can make eggnog french toast, either this weekend, or on NYD, or both.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 26, 2019 12:55 AM (BOpNY)

321 "263
Junkies are homeless and have no money.



Where the fuck are they getting MORE drugs to stay junkies and homeless?

Posted by: Sponge at December 25, 2019 11:56 PM (Zz0t1)"


Honestly - robbery, burglary, theft, auto smash and grabs, and welfare handouts. There is a robust pipeline for turning .gov benefits into cash, and a LOT of people are pulling down 3-4x sets of benefits by scamming the system.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at December 26, 2019 12:56 AM (67XdO)

322
https://www.lacajachina.com/
Posted by: redc1c4


AKA "Cajun Microwave"

Posted by: Miklos, accordion for home defense at December 26, 2019 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

323 ..below is a link to what i believe sees use at the CenTexMoMe

(and i want one)

https://www.lacajachina.com/


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 26, 2019 12:53 AM (BOpNY)



You would be correct as to your conjecture. That is what is use at the Tx Mo Meet.

Additionally, you are correct in your assertion. You WANT one.

They're a very versatile cooking implement, as you can see from their website. Affordable, too.

You might even wanna do a pig roast for the neighborhood. It'll get you a few uptwinkles out there.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 12:57 AM (QzJWU)

324 My spring goal is to build one, so if I do I will take lots of pics.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2019 12:58 AM (1glZx)

325 ..My spring goal is to build one, so if I do I will take lots of pics.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2019 12:58 AM (1glZx)



Copy the Caja China internal "turning basket" like a mo-fo.

It'll be the secret to your success.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 01:01 AM (QzJWU)

326 Copy the Caja China internal "turning basket" like a mo-fo.

It'll be the secret to your success.



Jim


So-reverse engineer from casa "China"?

Might be a first.

Posted by: Miklos, ni hao meiguoren at December 26, 2019 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

327 And to all a good night.

Posted by: Tiny Miklos at December 26, 2019 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)

328 ..So-reverse engineer from casa "China"?

Might be a first.

Posted by: Miklos, ni hao meiguoren at December 26, 2019 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)




Patton read General Tso's book.

And that's why Chinese Food Heartburn is called General Patton's Revenge.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 01:10 AM (QzJWU)

329 "Both of the Owebama children will wind up in situations causing them to explain how they were caught surrounded by thousands of dollars of some illegal substance, passed out and bleeding from their rectum."

Like father, like son-looking daughters...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 26, 2019 01:11 AM (ClAdJ)

330
Christmas is winding down now, our dinner was a resounding success with so much great food and laughter.

I was standing to one side earlier, watching my girls and their families---thinking they are not such bad thing for a couple to leave as their legacy.


Posted by: irongrampa at December 26, 2019 01:12 AM (KATBx)

331 Ruh oh! Obama recently gave a speech where he said he was the first American presnit to come out of Kenya.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RepStevenSmith/status/ 1209106050026287104

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 26, 2019 01:17 AM (nWsQx)

332 ..Posted by: irongrampa at December 26, 2019 01:12 AM (KATBx)


Just knowing you from here has greatly enhanced what might be my "legacy". If I had heirs to endow, that is.

But I can only imagine the HONOR that it would be to be of your family, and imbued with your incredible Patriotic Spirit, and indomitable resolve.

Were it to come down to the last magazine and overwhelming odds. I'd be humbled to share a foxhole with you, Sir.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 01:23 AM (QzJWU)

333 Wew! May want to bookmark that South Georgia Rep's Twitter. He is savage af.

https://mobile.twitter.com/RepStevenSmith/status/ 1209106050026287104

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 26, 2019 01:23 AM (nWsQx)

334 Bad link, Dan

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2019 01:26 AM (xSo9G)

335 Hammer, remove space.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 26, 2019 01:27 AM (nWsQx)

336 squirrely. Link no work.

Do it as a Tiny URL, please?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 01:28 AM (QzJWU)

337 A truly merry Christmas would have had much less mishum posting but when the real bloggers have lives (as they do), they need the dunce to fill the dead air. The gas can post was great - spot-on, and ace's open threads understandable, but damn would be great to have a more talented space filler than mishum. Oh well, new year's approaching - there's hope!

Posted by: Lovely Rita at December 26, 2019 01:28 AM (ypiFS)

338 after all the other projects in the yard are done, the jungle is cleaned out, and the pool restored, i want one of these....

build into a mid-20th Century Sunset Magazine design patio cooker design.

https://earthstoneovens.com/residential-pizza-ovens/

of course, if we sell the property and move to Tejas, it will have to happen there, but we would have the spare $$ to do it with.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 26, 2019 01:29 AM (BOpNY)

339 DID remove space. Still no work.

C'mon. Do the Tiny URL.

For the children!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 01:29 AM (QzJWU)

340 Hammer, remove space.
Posted by: squirrelly dan
-------

*squints*

Oh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2019 01:29 AM (xSo9G)

341 > Jethro T. Boots

Filtered through genuine used hillbilly socks, no doubt.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 26, 2019 01:30 AM (/w4Ht)

342 "Lovely Rita" is Mis Hum in drag?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 01:30 AM (QzJWU)

343 Time to call it a night. Tomorrow's another day of shattered dreams, dashed hopes and crushing disappointment.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2019 01:30 AM (NWiLs)

344 try

https://mobile.twitter.com/RepStevenSmith/
status/1209106050026287104

highlight, right click, select "open in new tab" and Bob's your uncle.

you're welcome.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 26, 2019 01:32 AM (BOpNY)

345 Jim - try https://tinyurl.com/vplq6mj

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2019 01:32 AM (xSo9G)

346 Removing "mobile" seemed to work from my desktop.

Obozo looks like he's been hitting the drugs and booze pretty hard, on top of what he said.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 26, 2019 01:33 AM (/w4Ht)

347 jim, you probably shouldn't watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiVky13X9iM&t=88s

Posted by: choogle at December 26, 2019 01:34 AM (lMJ07)

348 Mr. Hammer.

Bravo Zulo, amigo.

That resolved the issue, sure 'nuff did.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


c:/del*.obama


let me know if it worked?

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 01:34 AM (QzJWU)

349 Quote 1 thomas jefferson can feel no pleasure exercising power over his fellow citizens except for my slave girl sally hemmings who is only 3/5 of a person.

Posted by: raimondo at December 26, 2019 01:36 AM (44eSE)

350 The best way american military can be used to protect this country is have them attack the military industrial complex and their wealthy masters!

Posted by: raimondo at December 26, 2019 01:38 AM (44eSE)

351 Been tricked into one too many lemon parties with tinyUrl. I'm transparent. I put a space or two in long links. For the margins and Insomniac.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 26, 2019 01:39 AM (nWsQx)

352 Quote 1 thomas jefferson can feel no pleasure exercising power over his fellow citizens except for my slave girl sally hemmings who is only 3/5 of a person.
Posted by: raimondo
-------

My recollection is that Jefferson derived no pleasure in his possession of slaves, in fact he considered it a burden.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2019 01:40 AM (CDGwz)

353 Choogle. Thanks, but the '19 or newer Gold Wing has ZERO interest to me.

Lost 5 liters of storage in the bags.

Lost a HUGE amount of weather protection with the wee small fairings.

Lost a full gallon out of the gas tank.

If I wanted a fucking ST-1800, I would've BOUGHT an ST-1300 and prayed for it to get bigger.

Ya don't buy a Gold Wing and pray for it to get smaller.

Google up "Fast Gold Wing Deal's Gap" and watch what a bright yellow GL-1800 can do, well before the Millenial weight loss program.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 01:40 AM (QzJWU)

354 > Jethro T. Boots

> Filtered through genuine used hillbilly socks, no doubt.

This stuff actually has reasonably good reviews. Most of them are along the lines of "For $9.00/bottle bourbon, it's not bad at all."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 26, 2019 01:44 AM (/w4Ht)

355 My overly-stuffed belly is saying it's time to hit it, despite the nap I took earlier.

Plus it looks like another round of snow shoveling early in the morning.

Good night all.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 26, 2019 01:46 AM (/w4Ht)

356 Alarm in six hours.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2019 01:48 AM (QzJWU)

357 Tis time. We may put another Christmas in the books--and maybe turn the page corner down for another look in the future.

Jim in Galveston, thank you for the kind words. That honor goes both ways.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 26, 2019 01:50 AM (KATBx)

358 jim, fair enough. how about some moto gp.
https://www.youtube.com/wathttps://www.youtuhttps://www.youtube.com/wat






Posted by: choogle at December 26, 2019 01:54 AM (lMJ07)

359 whoops...
https://www.youtube.com/wathttps://www.youtube.

Posted by: choogle at December 26, 2019 01:55 AM (lMJ07)

360 Mishum , you are the tireless COB! You rock my grey friend. Merry Christmas.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...living in the hinterlands at December 26, 2019 02:03 AM (uU54q)

361 349 Quote 1 thomas jefferson can feel no pleasure exercising power over his fellow citizens except for my slave girl sally hemmings who is only 3/5 of a person.
Posted by: raimondo at December 26, 2019 01:36 AM (44eSE)

Sure, sweetie, because nothing makes more historical sense than a bunch of anachronismic thinking.

Pinhead.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2019 02:13 AM (vVOK2)

362 Been tricked into one too many lemon parties with
tinyUrl. I'm transparent. I put a space or two in long links. For the
margins and Insomniac.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 26, 2019 01:39 AM (nWsQx)
---yeah, i don't click blind links either: that way lies viruses, etc.

show me where i'm going of F off.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 26, 2019 02:13 AM (ngeWd)

363 Tcn hope you are feeling better

Posted by: Sock Monkey...living in the hinterlands at December 26, 2019 02:16 AM (uU54q)

364 363 Tcn hope you are feeling better
Posted by: Sock Monkey...living in the hinterlands at December 26, 2019 02:16 AM (uU54q)

Thought I was getting better, but it seems to have crept back. However, Santa STILL brought the boy the best coolest bike ever, and he rode it today, even through about six inches of new snow, and so all is right with the world.

We'll deal with fevers later.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 26, 2019 02:19 AM (vVOK2)

365 Where s Waldo s knee socks tight ass and beer cooler?

Posted by: Fritz at December 26, 2019 02:26 AM (SlOxC)

366 @352 I sure thomas jefferson felt his burden lift into sally hemmings!

Posted by: raimondo at December 26, 2019 02:27 AM (44eSE)

367 Been a terrible month. Missing my dad, struggling with my health and my finances, feeling trapped under an impending avalanche.

But tonight I spent a happy few hours with my mother, stopped at QT on the way home for my holiday dinner (a lovely hot dog), listened to an old Firestone Christmas album, broke out my nephew's homemade cookies, turned on TV: MLB Network running the 2015 World Series doc. There's my Royals!

Turned out to be a wonderful Christmas after all.

God Bless Us, Everyone; specially my middle-of-the-night buds here at ONT.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at December 26, 2019 02:43 AM (EabJz)

368 I pray everyone had a fantastic Christmas and all you Jewish members of the Horde are having a fantastic Hanukkah.

Have yet to watch Die Hard this season. May try tomorrow night.

May the good LORD bless all the members of the Horde and those they love.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 26, 2019 02:52 AM (QMwOT)

369 so all is right with the world.

Know that feeling. Had some of that today with the grand kids. Get better!

Posted by: Sock Monkey...living in the hinterlands at December 26, 2019 02:53 AM (uU54q)

370 Merry Christmas rainmondo because even little troll turds deserve that.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...living in the hinterlands at December 26, 2019 02:54 AM (uU54q)

371 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 26, 2019 03:26 AM (arJlL)

372 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 26, 2019 03:55 AM (x7w//)

373 Morning, MLii !

Posted by: JT at December 26, 2019 03:56 AM (arJlL)

374 Hey, JT! How are ya?

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 26, 2019 03:56 AM (x7w//)

375 Seeing at least some survived, if maybe a couple pounds heavier

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2019 04:05 AM (ZCEU2)

376 Skip, I'm thinking that second helping at dinner wasn't the best idea.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 26, 2019 04:05 AM (x7w//)

377 I haven't had on a tv since watched Levin Sunday night

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2019 04:07 AM (ZCEU2)

378 I really had 4 meals yesterday, but doubt I'm a oz heavier

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2019 04:08 AM (ZCEU2)

379 My cats crying to get fed so better get on coffee and take care of her

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2019 04:15 AM (ZCEU2)

380 Well, my jeans aren't tighter, so I guess I'm ok. Just don't usually eat that much in one sitting. It was a nice enough day outside to take a walk but none of us did that

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 26, 2019 04:18 AM (x7w//)

381 Shopgirl!!

Glad to see your nic. Been a while.
I can stop worrying now.

Posted by: teej at December 26, 2019 04:30 AM (PCVXU)

382 I say I'm still feeling full, but that tin of cookies is sitting here... gingerbread or snickerdoodle, that is the question...

Daughter made some awesome cookies and gave us some. Son-in-law told me I taught her well!

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 26, 2019 04:31 AM (x7w//)

383
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 26, 2019 04:34 AM (DUIap)

384 My dad is doing real well, not on oxygen as suspected he might have to be. But need to go fix their garbage disposal as its leaking.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2019 04:41 AM (ZCEU2)

385 Glad to hear your dad is better, Skip.

Time to head out,

Have a wonderful day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 26, 2019 04:45 AM (x7w//)

386 powerlineblog.com/christmas day in pictures special edition
https://tinyurl.com/w9f55qq

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2019 04:50 AM (ZCEU2)

387 Got to get moving myself
2 day week, should be able to handle that.

Posted by: Skip at December 26, 2019 05:02 AM (ZCEU2)

388 Happy Boxing Day!!

Back to work. Can't imagine I'll be doing anything.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 26, 2019 05:27 AM (iBQTH)

389 "What happened earlier today in Houston is going to give the shotgun advocates some serious talking points to use in future arguments."

The proof is right there. Good shootin', sir.

Posted by: jsg at December 26, 2019 05:32 AM (bmo+b)

390 Puddleglum

When can you shift back to Midwatchs?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2019 05:32 AM (u82oZ)

391 390: Doesn't look like it. I will be among the daywalkers for now. That is what the supervisor told me on Monday. That's fine. It will be odd but fine. I've been on mids for 14 years.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 26, 2019 05:34 AM (iBQTH)

392 jsg

Was it slugs or OOO or what? Details are important.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2019 05:35 AM (u82oZ)

393 Happy Boxing Day!!

That's when the Boxers rebelled 'cause they wanted more money for their Pay-per- View fights.

Posted by: JT at December 26, 2019 05:36 AM (arJlL)

394 The top photo is nice and all.......but that's either a GIANT rowboat, or a tiny house.

Posted by: JT at December 26, 2019 05:38 AM (arJlL)

395 Puddleglum

Watch out for that bright thing overhead. Sunblock is your friend.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2019 05:38 AM (u82oZ)

396 JT

I'm going with summer cottage on a northern lake.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2019 05:40 AM (u82oZ)

397 JT

I'm going with summer cottage on a northern lake.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Well, if you're gonna use logic and reason, I'm not gonna argue with ya !

Posted by: JT at December 26, 2019 05:42 AM (arJlL)

398 JT

Arguments is down the hall, 2nd door on the left. This is Discourse on Sweet Reason.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2019 05:44 AM (u82oZ)

399 I'm going with summer cottage on a northern lake.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

It identifies as an Oblabla mansion on 100 acres on the ocean though

Posted by: Bruce at December 26, 2019 05:45 AM (vd8XM)

400 395: I've been told it's a 'star'. I'll read up on it later.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 26, 2019 05:46 AM (iBQTH)

401 Bruce

He gave me a hellava argument against AGW yo all those warmists. They have to say ex-pbho was stupid (although he is) or their central dogma is flawed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2019 05:48 AM (u82oZ)

402 He gave me a hellava argument against AGW yo all those warmists. They have to say ex-pbho was stupid (although he is) or their central dogma is flawed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Maybe he's likes to live on the edge, literally.
Or, he wants it to fall in the ocean as a warning to all the other billionaires

Posted by: Bruce at December 26, 2019 05:51 AM (vd8XM)

403 Bruce

Right. They never challenge their own foundational knowledge with facts and data. They do not live the part of the "Party of Science."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2019 05:53 AM (u82oZ)

404 And morning all.
Is the "you/we gotta go out/over to someones house/have people come here" part of Christmas over with?
At 28 yo it was fun
Now, not so much

Posted by: Bruce at December 26, 2019 05:54 AM (vd8XM)

405 They never challenge their own foundational knowledge with facts and data.

Salty,
They figure that THEY are not the problem. THEY won't make the island tip over.

It's you.

Posted by: Bruce at December 26, 2019 05:56 AM (vd8XM)

406 Bruce

We are going to a Bowl Party on the 31st for the KSU-Mavy game. We used to put them on. But my wife has no energy left.

This is a reward for all our local conservative peeps for our Constitution Bee. We use our sweat equity to raise the money. The Chairman that replaced me is running it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2019 05:58 AM (u82oZ)

407 Bruce

They are, unknowingly, Third World Cultists.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2019 06:00 AM (u82oZ)

408 Morning all.

Hope you're feeling rested and happy, not bloated and exhausted.

A new decade beckons. Hope we get another round of roaring 20's.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 26, 2019 06:02 AM (k4dH2)

409 We are going to a Bowl Party on the 31st for the KSU-Mavy game. We used to put them on. But my wife has no energy left.

This is a reward for all our local conservative peeps for our Constitution Bee. We use our sweat equity to raise the money. The Chairman that replaced me is running it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Sounds good.
After my surgery I'm good for about 2 hours of partying. Then I need a comfy recliner chair and some Advil.

Posted by: Bruce at December 26, 2019 06:03 AM (vd8XM)

410 Bruce and TrivialPursuer

Got up early with a head cold. I'll start chores early.

Have a blessed day, with warm memories of Christmas. As you go out, head on a swivel, and have a Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2019 06:04 AM (u82oZ)

411 We got cake for breakfast!
Yule log cake, my SIL's birthday carrot cake, and butter cookies.

A healthy way to start the day

Posted by: Bruce at December 26, 2019 06:04 AM (vd8XM)

412 Got up early with a head cold. I'll start chores early.



Salty,
I hope that the cold goes away quickly

Posted by: Bruce at December 26, 2019 06:05 AM (vd8XM)

413 Red, how much wood does it take to get one of those ovens up to temp

Posted by: Jean at December 26, 2019 06:05 AM (bk3t/)

414 Good Morning ONT Morons. Just 2woke up so no links today. JJ will be along in about an hour and 1/2.

Posted by: Vic at December 26, 2019 06:10 AM (mpXpK)

415 Temps around mid 50's today.

Maybe I won't be ice fishing the end of January

Posted by: Bruce at December 26, 2019 06:13 AM (vd8XM)

416 That teacher with the bodysuit thing is a One, even if she doesn't have skin.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 26, 2019 06:14 AM (ufFY8)

417 Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2019 06:04 AM (u82oZ)
_______________

Thanks, and hope you can shake off that cold quickly. Maybe an extra shot of booze in the morning coffee . . . . ?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 26, 2019 06:14 AM (k4dH2)

418
One day I will get a wild hair and post about
various wood cooking stove styles, there are amazing numbers of way to
create targeted heat for cooking starch paste.


Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2019 12:42 AM (1glZx)

---
or you could write it up, send it to CBD, and be a guest "food thread" cob.

i'd like to see it, for one.

below is a link to what i believe sees use at the CenTexMoMe

(and i want one)

https://www.lacajachina.com/
Posted by: redc1c4 a

Don't forget a basic rocket stove made of cinder blocks - to cook beans or boil water for crabs/corn

Posted by: Jean at December 26, 2019 06:14 AM (bk3t/)

419 JJ will be along in about an hour and 1/2.
_________________

I hope he's busy calibrating his weather machine for some warm sunshine today. I'm getting really tired of clouds and rain!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 26, 2019 06:16 AM (k4dH2)

420 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 26, 2019 06:21 AM (tT0V4)

421 Was it slugs or OOO or what? Details are important.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2019 05:35 AM (u82oZ)

The article doesn't say. I would go with the buckshot personally. I'm sure it is a drughouse, or trailer, to be accurate.

Posted by: jsg at December 26, 2019 06:22 AM (bmo+b)

422 Do Virginia National Guard members take an oath to defend against all enemies, both foreign and domestic?


Just curious.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 26, 2019 06:24 AM (tT0V4)

423 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 26, 2019 06:25 AM (tT0V4)

424 212 President Donald Trump slammed California Governor Gavin Newsom in a Christmas Day tweet for doing "a really bad job of taking care of the homeless population in California."

Breitbart

lol
Posted by: SMH at December 25, 2019 11:30 PM (RU4sa)

----
It doesn't hurt that this guys ex is Jr's main squeeze.

Posted by: Groundhog at December 26, 2019 06:31 AM (VYwSh)

425 Whether or not this Gonzalez woman in California is politically destroyed will be a test case for the future of the state. If her arrogance, idiocy and contempt go unpunished, there is no hope.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 26, 2019 06:32 AM (H8QX8)

426 Good Morning to the Horde

Posted by: wing at December 26, 2019 06:35 AM (JFzNN)

427 Whether or not this Gonzalez woman in California is politically destroyed will be a test case for the future of the state. If her arrogance, idiocy and contempt go unpunished, there is no hope.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

Those jobs aren't coming back..

Posted by: Bruce at December 26, 2019 06:35 AM (vd8XM)

428 I didn't want much for Christmas.
My wife was able to convince our niece that the name brand item is the item I wanted.
Yes, I know that the other item is a little cheaper, but I want the name brand one. I know it's 5 dollars more, but that's the one I want. If you don't want to get me what I want for Christmas, then stop asking.

Posted by: Bruce at December 26, 2019 06:38 AM (vd8XM)

429 With the Christmas shopping season gone, I hope that the mens cologne TV ads go away soon. It seems like they are advertising for a fever dream

Posted by: Bruce at December 26, 2019 06:40 AM (vd8XM)

430
NOOD.

Morning Report up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 26, 2019 06:45 AM (zBaqJ)

431 the joooooo is right; nood

Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2019 06:48 AM (Dh1wo)

432 Is that the Wii fit gal in the final pic? Those beers might be a little too energized to open safely.

Posted by: Downcast at December 26, 2019 06:48 AM (OMp9x)

433 418


One day I will get a wild hair and post about

various wood cooking stove styles, there are amazing numbers of way to

create targeted heat for cooking starch paste.





Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2019 12:42 AM (1glZx)


At aprovecho.org (at the top of the page), you can download the specs and CAD drawings for five of the highest-efficiency designs available for bio-mass stoves.


Free, and interesting stuff.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at December 26, 2019 06:51 AM (YqED9)

434 Morning, all. Happy St. Stephen's Day.

We had a lovely Christmas. Nice vigil Mass on the Eve, a round-trip to Dallas for lunch with husband's family. Got to see two of the kids, Face-time with another and say 'hi' to
the one who always does nuclear- family-only Christmas.

The book I ordered for his present didn't arrive, but his sister gave him a copy, so all was well. I got about 400 spring bulbs, so I need to get planting...

Posted by: sal at December 26, 2019 06:51 AM (bo8pf)

435 Happy Kwanzaa everyone, or isn't that something I should say...

Posted by: Colin at December 26, 2019 07:08 AM (xatK/)

436 When will Virginia start a recall program? How many of those 'racist" suburbs that DC bureaucrats call home will be targetted for public housing?

Posted by: vivi at December 26, 2019 08:31 AM (11H2y)

437 The package delivery was cool and funny but all they had to do was walk on the grass. They would easily break through any surface ice and have good traction. *shrug*

Posted by: SamIam at December 26, 2019 10:01 AM (oasF3)

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