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Brit Hume: Why Hasn't a Single Fake Media Reporter Demanded that Adam Schiff Explain His Serial Lies?
Video at the link; here's Sexton's digest of Hume's remarks.Schiff isn't the only person who owes apologies to Devin Nunes and anyone who believed his lies -- many NeverTrumpers also swore up and down that Devin Nunes was a liar (and that Adam Schiff was truthful), but refuse to acknowledge this, retract prior claims, and explain what partisan fury caused them to get so many things so wrong for so long. Below, some flashbacks of the media denouncing Devin Nunes, first in reaction to his press conference announcing FISA abuse, then in reaction to his memo documenting this abuse. Which the NeverTrumpers all denied, along with their ally Adam Schiff.
"Do you think he'll get called on the carpet by anybody who has been following this story for two years?" Bream asked. "Well, one of the wonders, to me, of modern media is the failure of my colleagues in this business to see through this guy Schiff," Hume said. "He has been dishonest repeatedly. He made extravagant claims about the amount of evidence he had of Russia collusion, evidence that it turned out that not even the Mueller team with all of its investigative powers did not discover and that he, Schiff, never specified. Of course the report came out and basically blew up this whole Russia collusion theory. "Now comes this whole question of FISA abuse and he's still telling whoppers about that. It’s amazing that he isn’t called out. And then of course he gets tapped by Nancy Pelosi to lead the impeachment inquiry. Wow!"
Flashback Supercut: Remember when the media lost their minds over Nunes’ memo? pic.twitter.com/6BCP52eMqS
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) December 17, 2019
Flashback Supercut #2: Media proclaim Nunes’ memo “a dud” pic.twitter.com/iSWhChqeB0
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) December 17, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 18, 2019 02:24 PM (FEQY4)
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Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 18, 2019 02:27 PM (FEQY4)
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Posted by: Diogenes at December 18, 2019 02:28 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 18, 2019 02:28 PM (FEQY4)
But mostly because they were complicit.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2019 02:28 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 18, 2019 02:29 PM (gJh2v)
B. They're on his side.
Let's not pretend that the media cares that he lies, or that they have any problem publishing them. They are there to:
-- Afflict the comfortable (DRUMPF!)
--Make a difference!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2019 02:29 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Free Beer Tomorrow. at December 18, 2019 02:30 PM (Vy7tf)
Trump's Rally tonight will be Lit tonight
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 18, 2019 02:30 PM (WmDeq)
Kevin McCarthy just finished a big segment on Rush.
Sounded quite good and fired up about wiping out the Dems in 2020 FWIW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2019 02:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 18, 2019 02:30 PM (CGB5H)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:31 PM (HrSJb)
Yeah. Nunes is a very angry man and they are learning now they should not have f**ked with him.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 18, 2019 02:31 PM (PiE+K)
I got willowed in the last thread.
What happens to this circus if, President Trump vetoes the CR?
The house and Senate have to go back and come up with something he might sign? They all go home and some parts of the government shuts down?
Naturally, it'd be the parts that hurt the most and poorest people. Also, if those parts of the bureaucracy that did get shut down were informed that they would not be paid for their time off?
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 18, 2019 02:31 PM (Tt761)
. . . and not have to publish corrections.
He's their unnamed source on too many breathless #OrangeManBad stories to count.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2019 02:31 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2019 02:31 PM (sDd75)
Posted by: Roy at December 18, 2019 02:27 PM (cspJy)
No kidding.
Posted by: Marybeth at December 18, 2019 02:32 PM (CmURZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2019 02:32 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 18, 2019 02:32 PM (m/eiQ)
Posted by: Free Beer Tomorrow. at December 18, 2019 02:30 PM (Vy7tf)
BOTS out front shoulda told you.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 18, 2019 02:32 PM (88+cf)
Kevin McCarthy just finished a big segment on Rush.
Sounded quite good and fired up about wiping out the Dems in 2020 FWIW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2019 02:30 PM (zBaqJ)
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So, better than wet noodle Paul Ryan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 02:32 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 18, 2019 02:33 PM (ckDUr)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 18, 2019 02:33 PM (4SgJh)
Dems go to Washington as committed Marxists with Long Knives
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:33 PM (HrSJb)
Hey! No body called nood??!!
Posted by: Free Beer Tomorrow. at December 18, 2019 02:30 PM (Vy7tf)
419 noood
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 18, 2019 02:24 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 18, 2019 02:33 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: The Media at December 18, 2019 02:33 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 18, 2019 02:30 PM (WmDeq)
PDT rallies are the best entertainment out there.
He will be on fire tonight.
Posted by: Marybeth at December 18, 2019 02:33 PM (CmURZ)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 18, 2019 02:33 PM (PiE+K)
JournoList was disbanded.
Posted by: CabaList at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (/BTP8)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (oUkrT)
will be Lit tonight
So get high tonight
We will fly tonight
Everybody Wang Chung tonight!
Posted by: runner at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (CIlOj)
To be fair, this is a little like asking the guy with the noise-making earpieces in Harrison Bergeron to think clearly.
He and they could think clearly if the noise weren't there, but the Handicapper General of Washington culture ensures otherwise... and even if they could, would they want to? Habits are hard to break.
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (CGB5H)
will be Lit tonight
So get high tonight
We will fly tonight
Posted by: eleven
.......
Yeah.. but I heard Pence is going too!
Does anyone else feel really uncomfortable with Trump and Pence in the same place?
I sure do!
I know Secret Service does a good job on security, but with all the backstabbers in DC, there has to be a few bad apples that might turn a blind eye to something..
just me being paranoid, I guess.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (2Mnv1)
Trump's Rally tonight
will be Lit tonight
So get high tonight
We will fly tonight
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2019 02:31 PM (sDd75)
Well I am going to start drinking my Christmas Present of Trump Wine from my Brother at the start of the Rally
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (WmDeq)
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since we're doing fake crimes like "failing to serve constituents" or whatever they added, at the last minute , to the AOI, then why can't we doit to schiff
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at December 18, 2019 02:35 PM (/BTP8)
An almost Dobby-like human. Or elf. Or something.
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 02:35 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:35 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 18, 2019 02:35 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (HrSJb)
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Drunk and wearing a soiled Santa suit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 02:35 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: MAGA at December 18, 2019 02:35 PM (alkGx)
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2019 02:35 PM (sDd75)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 18, 2019 02:36 PM (FEQY4)
Kevin McCarthy just finished a big segment on Rush.
Sounded quite good and fired up about wiping out the Dems in 2020 FWIW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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So, better than wet noodle Paul Ryan?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz
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Same exactly thought here.. McCarthy ain't gonna do shit except say the same old GOPe BS.. give us a majority in the house and we will help Teflon Don fix all of our ills and then do exactly what wet noodle Eddie Munster Ryan did - which was nothing.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 18, 2019 02:36 PM (ckDUr)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at December 18, 2019 02:36 PM (X+a7J)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:36 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: CabaList at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (/BTP
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The first rule of Journolist Never-disbanded Club is don't talk about Journolist Never-disbanded Club.
Posted by: Journolist Un-disbanded Club at December 18, 2019 02:36 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: runner at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (CIlOj)
I do that every night.
Posted by: Maury Povich at December 18, 2019 02:36 PM (ufFY8)
40 They let him read a fake transcript into the official Congressional record. He should have been booted for that alone.
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since we're doing fake crimes like "failing to serve constituents"
or whatever they added, at the last minute , to the AOI, then why can't
we doit to schiff
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (FEQY4)
That is my Trumpmas wish 2019. R's take House and eject Schiff for his shenanigans. Do Nanzi, too. I dunno if it would take a supermajority, but it is the proper thing to do.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 18, 2019 02:37 PM (1CjJc)
Kevin McCarthy just finished a big segment on Rush.
Sounded quite good and fired up about wiping out the Dems in 2020 FWIW.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 18, 2019 02:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Willowed from the last thread (willow jr here):
Yeah, McCarthy has been out there almost every day defending Trump
I don't want to like him.
But he's actually been making me like him a little bit.
Posted by: Marybeth at December 18, 2019 02:37 PM (CmURZ)
Sigh...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (ufFY
See Obi Wan quote re: Hive of scum and villainy.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 18, 2019 02:37 PM (PiE+K)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:37 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 18, 2019 02:37 PM (fp3O8)
An almost Dobby-like human. Or elf. Or something.
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 02:35 PM (XzT/D)
She put out an album once called Exile in Guyville that sucked, but got good reviews because she sang about giving blowjobs.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 02:37 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (oUkrT
Figures. My monitor only goes up to 418. ;(
Posted by: Free Beer Tomorrow. at December 18, 2019 02:37 PM (Vy7tf)
I cannot fucking wait for November.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2019 02:37 PM (LISuA)
The House is going to send Scheiff's "parody" to the Senate as evidence.
But the actual transcript WILL NOT be sent as evidence
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 18, 2019 02:37 PM (gJh2v)
Posted by: runner
Wang Chung tonight? Sorry. Had Chinese Monday night.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2019 02:38 PM (oUkrT)
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I don't believe Schiff-for-Brains to be crazy. At all. He is diabolical. And devious. And ruthless. And evil. And, true to hardcore leftist fashion, he is a supreme liar. He knows his job is to sell the sh*t he's serving up, hence he'll tell whatever lies he needs to belch up to move the needle. I don't believe he believes President Trump did anything close to warranting impeachment. But they have to get rid of him.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 18, 2019 02:38 PM (JoUsr)
Has ANYONE in the MSM asked him about his good friend Ed Buck?!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2019 02:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2019 02:38 PM (WI7YS)
Call your congresscritter
Posted by: VMom's phone (aka VM's phone) at December 18, 2019 02:38 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 18, 2019 02:38 PM (WmDeq)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:38 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Sphynx at December 18, 2019 02:39 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: runner
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I'm sorry, but I don't know how to do that with my wang.
Posted by: Alexa at December 18, 2019 02:39 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2019 02:38 PM (WI7YS)
What will she wear tomorrow when Trump is still President?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 02:39 PM (CqE5x)
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While I don't own her album and have never heard her sing, I'm gonna call it one of my absolute all-time favorites.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2019 02:39 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2019 02:39 PM (sDd75)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 02:40 PM (ufFY8)
I think it's beyond time to see how these "reporters" and "journalists" are getting compensated. We can, of course, conclude that the ever present personal/professional bias to carry on the Democrat message. That's a given. But what about actual payola?
And it's different than, say, Alisyn Camerota (CNN) and her acting as proxy for her employer's goals as dramatic as that has been. What I'm talking about is actual financing and coordination with the DNC and private, political NGOs.
Who is pulling strings via checkbook to get these mouthpieces to, when they aren't confabulating lies, not speak at all?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 18, 2019 02:40 PM (6eEQ+)
New hotness: It isn't a lie if you can get them to believe it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2019 02:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 18, 2019 02:40 PM (yODn7)
Journolist is so Menshevik! Get with the times!
Posted by: LeninList at December 18, 2019 02:40 PM (H8QX8)
I am hearing many smaller trading firms are moving to Philly and Atlanta.
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:41 PM (HrSJb)
It's about to be about 21% tomorrow, so probably.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2019 02:42 PM (WI7YS)
This reminds me of when the entire MFM was hair-on-fire, worst president ever, primal scream reacting to ANYTHING Reagan did.
Then they sat around lionizing him at his funeral.
Posted by: Sphynx at December 18, 2019 02:42 PM (rXie1)
Vae victis, Ms. Spanberger.
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 02:42 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 02:42 PM (ufFY8)
Examples must be made.
Posted by: Scuba Dude at December 18, 2019 02:42 PM (4q/mG)
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Oh brother. She's signalling her virtue to the neighborhood. Maybe you can set off some fireworks on Election Night 2020, Fen.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 18, 2019 02:43 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2019 02:42 PM (WI7YS)
...and tomorrow's supposed to be about 79% next Thursday.
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 02:43 PM (XzT/D)
And it's different than, say, Alisyn Camerota (CNN) and her acting as proxy for her employer's goals as dramatic as that has been. What I'm talking about is actual financing and coordination with the DNC and private, political NGOs.
Who is pulling strings via checkbook to get these mouthpieces to, when they aren't confabulating lies, not speak at all?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 18, 2019 02:40 PM (6eEQ+)
I can never prove it, but I believe the existence of FOX News--particularly the popularity of it's weeknight OPINION shows--and the fact that Trump always lavishes praise on them-- has made the rest of the media just say "fuck it" and let their freak flag fly.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 02:43 PM (CqE5x)
This reminds me of when the entire MFM was hair-on-fire, worst president ever, primal scream reacting to ANYTHING Reagan did.
Then they sat around lionizing him at his funeral.
Posted by: Sphynx at December 18, 2019 02:42 PM (rXie1)
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I'm really looking forward to the media calling Trump the elder statesman of the Republican Party and why can't the new Republican candidate for president be more like him?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 02:43 PM (zZbCU)
Because it is propaganda. They're all in. They do not think of it as lies, but a means to an end.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 18, 2019 02:43 PM (vEIlU)
You need a MAGA hat for checking your mail.
Or better, one of these: http://bit.ly/2PYaccv
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at December 18, 2019 02:43 PM (/BTP8)
It's not just this. He is also stupid, and gullible, and insular. All that came out when the DJs punked him. He really believed there was a pee tape.
When you combine that with being diabolical, the effect is very similar to being crazy. Sometimes so close as to make the distinction academic.
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 18, 2019 02:43 PM (CGB5H)
Posted by: runner at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (CIlOj)
I do that every night.
Posted by: Maury Povich at December 18, 2019 02:36 PM (ufFY
Literally LOL now. Glad
I'm working from home
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2019 02:43 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:43 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2019 02:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 02:44 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Builder Berg at December 18, 2019 02:44 PM (lpCmy)
The SC is where the progressives held their dreams.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 18, 2019 02:44 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 02:43 PM (CqE5x)
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Their hatred of W, which drove his numbers down, and lauding of Obama, which gave him the presidency, filled them with purpose.
Trump is just the latest chapter in a story that started when the big 3 television networks came into existence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 02:44 PM (zZbCU)
Saw that last night and I busted a gut laughing. TuCa's deadpan delivery and comic timing were brilliant!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 18, 2019 02:45 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 18, 2019 02:45 PM (M+Lyo)
Journolist is so Menshevik! Get with the times!
Posted by: LeninList at December 18, 2019 02:40 PM (H8QX
You know who else had lists of people?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2019 02:45 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 18, 2019 02:43 PM (JoUsr)
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I opted for "Fight The Power" by the Isley Brothers at full volume with the windows open for my good lefty neighbors to hear in the middle of the night in 2016.
They'll get a reprise next year. Maybe I'll buy some even bigger speakers in the meantime.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 02:45 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 18, 2019 02:45 PM (4SgJh)
Punisher Trump hat. LOL. It's o.k. I probably needle her enough by my whiteboard signs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2019 02:45 PM (WI7YS)
The way he has performed and the way the DNC has attacked him unfairly is why he is on my "Continue to Donate" List. Nunes should get Clusters for Courage pins awarded to him for his persistence.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 18, 2019 02:46 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: henry at December 18, 2019 02:25 PM (JMDly)
henry asks a great question here.
Who runs JournoList? It is obviously active and the Progda heads are guided by it. Anyone who watches the video clips on the Fox newsheads on any given day, shows us the word of the day, or the phrase of the day, all the time.
Finding out who runs JournoList will tell the public a lot.
JournoList financing would logically come from a Soros connection.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 02:46 PM (sy5kK)
You need a MAGA hat for checking your mail.
Or better, one of these: http://bit.ly/2PYaccv
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at December 18, 2019 02:43 PM (/BTP
One of those round Russian fur hats.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2019 02:46 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2019 02:46 PM (LISuA)
Journolist is so Menshevik! Get with the times!
Posted by: LeninList at December 18, 2019 02:40 PM (H8QX
You know who else had lists of people?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2019 02:45 PM (hLRSq)
Richard Blackwell? He was such a bitch!
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2019 02:47 PM (Izzlo)
Verified account
@JRubinBlogger
We should make Dec 18 a holiday (like Flag Day): Impeachment Day, in which we honor the heroes and read in every public square the articles of impeachment.
Should we call for a wellness check?
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 02:47 PM (9VeU0)
Their are dem freshman in OK, SC,Utah, Iowa etc.. that are goners
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:47 PM (HrSJb)
Hate Doesn't Live Here
It Lives Over There. ( with arrow pointing at her house)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 18, 2019 02:47 PM (4SgJh)
68 Everybody Wang Chung tonight!
Posted by: runner at December 18, 2019 02:34 PM (CIlOj)
I do that every night.
Posted by: Maury Povich at December 18, 2019 02:36 PM (ufFY
Literally LOL now. Glad
I'm working from home
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2019 02:43 PM (Izzlo)
I cannot take any credit for that one.Years ago, I saw Maury Povich on some entertainment show, and they asked him the name of that song, and he said "That's what I'm going to do tonight! Wang Chung!"
Pretty funny, and it stuck with me.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 02:47 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: klaftern at December 18, 2019 02:47 PM (RuIsu)
Verified account
@JRubinBlogger
We should make Dec 18 a holiday (like Flag Day): Impeachment Day, in which we honor the heroes and read in every public square the articles of impeachment.
Should we call for a wellness check?
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 02:47 PM (9VeU0)
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I hate stupid partisans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 02:47 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 02:47 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at December 18, 2019 02:48 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Just Lily at December 18, 2019 02:48 PM (hpMA+)
Posted by: Regular joe at December 18, 2019 02:48 PM (6/uwW)
Here is the real question for newsies - is it because they are complicit, or are they merely no good at their jobs?
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 02:47 PM (9VeU0)
Yes. And true believers.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 18, 2019 02:48 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Adam Schiff at December 18, 2019 02:48 PM (sDd75)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 18, 2019 02:48 PM (sEQEE)
Posted by: FloridaMan at December 18, 2019 02:48 PM (r28kI)
Posted by: henry at December 18, 2019 02:48 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:48 PM (HrSJb)
She's ready for the sanitarium.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 18, 2019 02:48 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2019 02:49 PM (MwILh)
Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2019 02:49 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:49 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 18, 2019 02:48 PM (sEQEE)
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I'm slightly curious to see if Patterico has mentioned Nunes' memo in the context of the IG report and how the IG report pretty much said, "What Nunes said."
Not curious to actually search out the Patterico blog, mind you, but if someone were to present the information to me, I would read it. Or maybe skim it. I'd look in its direction, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 02:49 PM (zZbCU)
Patterico despises Devin Nunes ergo he's very good.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 18, 2019 02:48 PM (sEQEE)
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What is it with #NT attorneys? The shit they say... they're horrible attorneys, if they believe half of what comes out of their mouths.
I'd rather have the backwoods hyperchicken lawyer from Futurama than Patterico or (G-d forbid) Ken White.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 02:50 PM (AzW6q)
-- Fusion GPS pays reporters and media outlets to publish stories
-- The DNC directs the media (as seen with Wikileaks email leaks)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2019 02:50 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 18, 2019 02:50 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2019 02:50 PM (LISuA)
Santa.
Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2019 02:49 PM (l3+k2)
You know who Santa is an anagram for?
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 18, 2019 02:50 PM (aS1PU)
Santa.
Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2019 02:49 PM (l3+k2)
See?
See?!?
Santa had lists, just like Hitler. So for a SCOTUS judge to go on Fox and Goebbels and Friends and wish a "Merry Christmas" is, well, unseemly.
Impeach!
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 02:50 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 18, 2019 02:51 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: portlandon at December 18, 2019 02:51 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at December 18, 2019 02:51 PM (/BTP8)
Posted by: Phat Boi at December 18, 2019 02:51 PM (gmo/4)
Santa.
Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2019 02:49 PM (l3+k2)
You know who Santa is an anagram for?
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 18, 2019 02:50 PM (aS1PU)
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Nstaa
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 02:51 PM (zZbCU)
Or better, one of these: http://bit.ly/2PYaccv
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at December 18, 2019 02:43 PM (/BTP
One of those round Russian fur hats.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2019 02:46 PM (hLRSq)
A Penis Hat.
FTW
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 18, 2019 02:51 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 18, 2019 02:51 PM (H9cB7)
>>>You know who else had lists of people?
Santa.
Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2019 02:49 PM (l3+k2)
Publisher's Clearinghouse?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 18, 2019 02:51 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 02:51 PM (zZbCU)
Aha!
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 18, 2019 02:52 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2019 02:50 PM (LISuA)
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He's not mincing words when it comes to calling people "stupid".
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 02:52 PM (DuZls)
Take that Broward County
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:52 PM (HrSJb)
Oh Michigan, my home state, why?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 02:52 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2019 02:52 PM (l3+k2)
Verified account
@JRubinBlogger
We should make Dec 18 a holiday (like Flag Day): Impeachment Day, in which we honor the heroes and read in every public square the articles of impeachment.
Should we call for a wellness check?
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 02:47 PM (9VeU0)
I thought this was a joke--until I read it.
And she's getting clobbered for it.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 02:52 PM (CqE5x)
http://bit.ly/34CQqZ8
*******
DARPA head resigns, moving on to industry
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 18, 2019 02:51 PM
I question the timing
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 18, 2019 02:53 PM (hx3Q8)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 02:53 PM (mf5HN)
Take that Broward County
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:52 PM (HrSJb)
*cough*Miami-Dade*cough*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2019 02:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:53 PM (HrSJb)
someone like Jordan.
Posted by: whig at December 18, 2019 02:53 PM (MwILh)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 18, 2019 02:53 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at December 18, 2019 02:53 PM (/BTP8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 18, 2019 02:53 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Phat Boi at December 18, 2019 02:54 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:54 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 02:51 PM (zZbCU)
Stana (Katic)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 18, 2019 02:54 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 18, 2019 02:51 PM (BqBId)
He couldn't bear to work in the service of a heartless, corrupt, evil empire led by an unhinged egomaniac.
Not to worry.
If he chooses to call carving wooden food-bowls in TrumpCamp #142-3 with an Xacto blade "industry," that's his prerogative.
Carry on.
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 02:54 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 02:54 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 02:52 PM (DuZls)
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I particularly like it when he makes sweeping statements about the entire upper echelon of America's self-styled elites being substandard individuals who brandish their credentials from expensive schools, but have no more intellectual heft than a developmentally disabled high schooler.
He just fucking drags our worthless ruling class, and I love that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 02:54 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at December 18, 2019 02:54 PM (/BTP8)
Who is pulling strings via checkbook to get these mouthpieces to, when they aren't confabulating lies, not speak at all?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 18, 2019 02:40 PM (6eEQ+)
For CNN, that would be Jeff Zucker. Their evil boss.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 02:54 PM (sy5kK)
These days you are supposed to have browser window open to comment in and another to hit refresh to catch the new thread. Only way to get a 'First!' these days.
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 18, 2019 02:55 PM (lTd6Z)
Jennifer Rubin
Verified account
@JRubinBlogger
YES. We can give an annual Marie Yovanovitch prize.
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 02:55 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 18, 2019 02:55 PM (WmDeq)
Posted by: Substitute Teacher at December 18, 2019 02:55 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it's an eating disorder!' at December 18, 2019 02:55 PM (XGtcR)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 02:55 PM (CqE5x)
Verified account
@JRubinBlogger
We should make Dec 18 a holiday (like Flag Day): Impeachment Day, in
which we honor the heroes and read in every public square the articles
of impeachment.
Should we call for a wellness check?
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 02:47 PM (9VeU0)
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I agree with Rubin. And right after we read the list of heros, lets celebrate the executions. Schitt first, and the other politicians. Journalists last.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2019 02:55 PM (LISuA)
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The Nazis attacking when they should defending just like Trump?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2019 02:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Phat Boi at December 18, 2019 02:56 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Bruce at December 18, 2019 02:56 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2019 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at December 18, 2019 02:56 PM (Vy7tf)
It's getting close to Washington DC cocktail time. The vote soon?
Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2019 02:52 PM (l3+k2)
Vote will happen at least after 7p or so. Each side had about 2 hours I think.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 02:56 PM (ufFY8)
Nunes is going to need police protection before the next election. He's too good and too determined.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 18, 2019 02:53 PM (XzV
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He is not in House Leadership (due to being in the minority), nor is he a Democrat.
DENIED.
Posted by: Capitol Police at December 18, 2019 02:56 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2019 02:46 PM (hLRSq)
They're called Ushankas. Best damn winter hat ever. As warm as the Canadian Trapper Hat, and doesn't make you look like a hoser.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 18, 2019 02:56 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2019 02:37 PM (LISuA)
I can't wait for July. The Democrat Convention is gonna off the hook.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2019 02:57 PM (N8WbB)
Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2019 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 02:57 PM (DuZls)
Jennifer Rubin
Verified account
@JRubinBlogger
YES. We can give an annual Marie Yovanovitch prize.
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 02:55 PM (9VeU0)
The very next tweet called her "such a loser."
I kind of feel sorry for her. She doesn't act--or look-- like she's well.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 02:57 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 02:56 PM (ufFY
Heh, during the Trump rally.
Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2019 02:57 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 18, 2019 02:56 PM (J+mig)
I LOLed.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 18, 2019 02:57 PM (aS1PU)
Now I want to see Lefties in camps. And electrodes. 110 or 220, whatever it takes. God how I loathe them
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it's an eating disorder!' at December 18, 2019 02:55 PM (XGtcR)
I hear you, brother.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 18, 2019 02:53 PM (dNzKv)
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All red district Democrats made explicit promises to not support impeachment and work on health care legislation.
Democrats had a big health care propaganda push leading up to the midterms, and it worked.
And then, boom, over a year of nothing but impeachment.
They're boned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: EveR at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (Kpl3J)
SILENCE!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Pinochet Air at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (nFwvY)
187 Now I want to see Lefties in camps. And electrodes. 110 or 220, whatever it takes. God how I loathe them
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it's an eating disorder!' at December 18, 2019 02:55 PM (XGtcR)
Between being "deplorable" and "despicable", I'll take "deplorable".
They are despicable.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (gmo/4)
1. Trump is NOT a King!
2. RULE OF LAW, Assholee!
3. PUTIN!!
4. Trump is an existential threat to Our Democracy™
5. NO ONE is above the law!
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2019 02:37 PM (LISuA)
I can't wait for July. The Democrat Convention is gonna off the hook.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2019 02:57 PM (N8WbB)
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If that thing goes contested/brokered, we might see a party split.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (zZbCU)
I gave my father one last Christmas. I am annoyed this Christmas that I have no idea how to top that.
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 18, 2019 02:59 PM (CGB5H)
This is also the story of Jharles Chonson.
Posted by: Substitute Teacher at December 18, 2019 02:59 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 02:59 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (XzT/D)
Call it the Bunglers of DC, and instead of keys, dildos?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 18, 2019 02:59 PM (J+mig)
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Now imagine if Trump trivialized an important historical event to puff himself up.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 02:59 PM (CqE5x)
Don't think that's what she means, though.
Expert Boy is out there mocking the accents of those who are supporting Trump as from the South and mountains and hahaha the GOP will be a regional party (also made up of the stupids)
Hey, Experty McExpert Boy, you know about population shifts or nah.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 02:59 PM (mf5HN)
Democrats had a big health care propaganda push leading up to the midterms, and it worked.
And then, boom, over a year of nothing but impeachment.
They're boned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (zZbCU)
One caveat: the Republicans have got to recruit GOOD candidates to run against them. Even a bad something wins against nothing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 02:59 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 02:56 PM (ufFY
Heh, during the Trump rally.
Posted by: davidt at December 18, 2019 02:57 PM (l3+k2)
Also during the Barr Interview
Posted by: the girl who says.... at December 18, 2019 02:59 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 18, 2019 02:55 PM (WmDeq)
I like Shakespearian insults
"Thou paunchy dismal-dreaming vassal!"
pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (ai0a4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (dNzKv)
OT-I just saw my nice but Trump loathing neighbor getting her mail. She
is a wearing a pink pussy hat in support of impeachment, I guess, Groan.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2019 02:38 PM (WI7YS)
++++
Nothing like devaluing yourself in the coarsest way possible, wearing a "pussy" hat.
The stupid, it stings.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (XtntB)
"A hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman."
Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (F6tBH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (ai0a4)
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (Xz
Did someone say BURGERS?
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (GzDud)
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (DuZls)
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Now imagine if Trump trivialized an important historical event to puff himself up.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 02:59 PM (CqE5x)
Trump Tweet I would Love to See: "Jerry Nadler lost the Battle of the Bulge long ago! Sad!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (zZbCU)
Maybe Milwaukee needs to talk to some 1968 Chicago cops about how to handle security.
Oh cvnt Tlaib is blathering now.
*spit*
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 02:59 PM (Kpl3J)
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True.
And those Republican challengers are going to want those plum, do nothing seats with a guaranteed pension after 5 years.
They're fight tooth and nail, in the style of a certain big name Republican whose name escapes me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (Kpl3J)
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From the things he's said about various developments in the Mueller witch hunt, I frankly shudder at the thought that he's a prosecutor.
Anybody representing someone being charged by him should just point to his tweets at trial and say "We move to dismiss. This is clearly a crooked DA who doesn't believe in the rights of the accused in any way whatsoever."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (CqE5x)
Absolutely, they promised HC, prescription drug and drug abuse reforms and these new Dems provided none of it.
Posted by: EveR at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: Larry at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (cpS4u)
The very next tweet called her "such a loser."
I kind of feel sorry for her. She doesn't act--or look-- like she's well.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 02:57 PM (CqE5x)
Is she transitioning to Jon Rubin. That is one unnatractive woman
Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (M+Lyo)
yet even educated people march with the pussy hats, or march with ITMFN (impeach ... now). One nephew marched with the pussy hats, now the other day I find another nephew marched in that other group. Both raised by an almost true commie Dad (not my brother) and it shows.
Really sad, because some radicals on the left actually understand the "uniparty" and that MSNBC is lying, backing the FBI crimes, just to get Trump.
Dore accurately calling out MSNBC liars
https://tinyurl.com/w7f3rq8
Posted by: illiniwek at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (lTd6Z)
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Now imagine if Trump trivialized an important historical event to puff himself up.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 02:59 PM (CqE5x)
Trump Tweet I would Love to See: "Jerry Nadler lost the Battle of the Bulge long ago! Sad!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (Kpl3J)
It was a fridge too far for Nadler
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: saf at December 18, 2019 03:02 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 18, 2019 03:02 PM (rqrwe)
Someone needs to commission a "Burghers of Calais" sculpture with Pelosi, Schiff, Nadler, and Schumer as the key-bearers.
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (XzT/D)
I'll settle for a "Defenestration of Prague", with those same four in a broken heap at the base of the building's wall.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2019 03:02 PM (pNxlR)
The stupid, it stings.
Posted by: washrivergal at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (XtntB)
THEY'RE NOT PUSSY HATS!
At best, at very bast, they have little possible cat ears which make them passably kawaii.
BUT THEY'RE NOT PUSSY HATS!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:02 PM (mf5HN)
Tapper said, "We have heard legitimate defenses of President Trump of there being enough question, enough doubt as to whether or not this should be an impeachable offense. Whether or not every vein has been exhausted in terms of trying to force subpoenas in terms of trying to get witness testimony, in terms of trying to get evidence. But one of the things we hear from House Republicans so often are just misrepresentations, lies about what happened."
Posted by: SMOD at December 18, 2019 03:02 PM (3aI0K)
Is she transitioning to Jon Rubin. That is one unnatractive woman
Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (M+Lyo)
Sometimes, ugly on the inside seeps through the pores and affects the outside, bigly.
Posted by: Sponge at December 18, 2019 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (GzDud)
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You know not everybody here is a Republican.
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 03:02 PM (DuZls)
Absolutely, they promised HC, prescription drug and drug abuse reforms and these new Dems provided none of it.
Posted by: EveR at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (R0z7P)
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They haven't even tried. And now they're going to have two impeachment votes (one the procedural and the other the real one) to go back and explain to their constituents.
I just don't see how Joe Cunningham gets his second term in SC-1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:02 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (M+Lyo)
She is transitioning to Gary Busey.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 18, 2019 03:02 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 18, 2019 02:51 PM (BqBId)
He couldn't bear to work in the service of a heartless, corrupt, evil empire led by an unhinged egomaniac.
Not to worry.
Please tell me he isn't going to work for Google.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 03:02 PM (sy5kK)
They have a nice clean exit at the end of the tax year so there's no confusion about what money was paid in which year and when the tax gets paid.
Some folks have enough income and assets that this actually does make a difference in the time it takes to create their tax forms and they also pay accountants to do that so it becomes a case of paying less money and less likely to be mistakes that can be very costly.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 18, 2019 03:02 PM (PiE+K)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 03:02 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 18, 2019 02:59 PM (J+mig)
The same dejected, pitiful looks, the same resignation, proffering the dildos as if to say "Here, take, do unto us your worst, conqueror, we are your servants."
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 03:03 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (Kpl3J)
It was a fridge too far for Nadler.
Send them to Trump. I ordinarily don't like making fun of peoples' weight, but he really is ripe for making fun of.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2019 03:03 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 03:04 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 18, 2019 03:04 PM (n2IeW)
Trump Tweet I would Love to See: "Jerry Nadler lost the Battle of the Bulge long ago! Sad!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (Kpl3J)
It was a fridge too far for Nadler.
Send them to Trump. I ordinarily don't like making fun of peoples' weight, but he really is ripe for making fun of.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2019 03:03 PM (WI7YS)
He excelled in Operation Overlard.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 18, 2019 03:04 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2019 03:03 PM (WI7YS)
Operation Farmer's Market Garden?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 03:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 18, 2019 03:05 PM (ai0a4)
Verified account
@JRubinBlogger
We should make Dec 18 a holiday (like Flag Day): Impeachment Day, in
which we honor the heroes and read in every public square the articles
of impeachment.
Should we call for a wellness check?
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 02:47 PM (9VeU0)
And next she'll call for a National Day of Mourning each year, on the anniversary of PDT's acquittal by the Senate. As predictable as the sun rising in the east.
(Non-leftist friends and relatives better keep sharp objects away from the p*ssy hatters, all of the MSM, and all D congresscritters for a month beginning the day of PDT's acquittal.)
Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2019 03:05 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 18, 2019 03:04 PM (1CjJc)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 03:05 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 03:05 PM (XzT/D)
There's a cool YouTube channel called "Ushanka Show."
The guy who does it was a teenager in Ukraine during the waning years of the Soviet Union, and it's just segments about what daily life was like during that time.
Some of it covers big political/historical topics, but mostly it's just "what was it like to go to the doctor" or "buying a car" or "getting a phone connected" kind of stuff.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:05 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2019 03:05 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 03:05 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2019 03:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Carly Fiorina just popped into my head there. She wants Trump impeached, but might vote for him again depending on who the Democrats choose for nominee because it might be worse.
Now that's the brilliant, decisive mind HP is missing out on.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 18, 2019 03:06 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2019 03:06 PM (Izzlo)
BUT that skepticism was of the type that didn't preclude giddily retweeting assorted prog hottakes about Nunes and the Russia Hoax.
Nor was it of the type that would have led them to do anything more than remembering every couple of days to throw in an "If true..." before writing and saying exactly what you might if you already believed literally everything being spoonfed to you via "trustworthy" Deep State mouthpieces.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at December 18, 2019 03:06 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 03:06 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 18, 2019 03:07 PM (/Njku)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable and mobile at December 18, 2019 03:07 PM (CW16p)
the most unexpected part of Operation Uranus is the surprise anal
Posted by: Pinochet Air at December 18, 2019 03:07 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2019 03:07 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 03:04 PM (ufFY
Operation Olive Garden
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 03:07 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Joe Biden, testin' new slogans at December 18, 2019 03:08 PM (XtntB)
I Wang one night then Chung the next, sometimes I throw in a WANG to Chung things up.
Posted by: saf at December 18, 2019 03:08 PM (5IHGB)
Is she transitioning to Jon Rubin. That is one unnatractive woman
Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (M+Lyo)
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Dem little teefs. They freak me out. And, she always looks disheveled, Goldberg style. She reminds me of a crazy old bag lady who shoplifted some decent clothes from the Ann Taylor store.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:08 PM (AzW6q)
Verified account
@JRubinBlogger
We should make Dec 18 a holiday (like Flag Day): Impeachment Day, in
which we honor the heroes and read in every public square the articles
of impeachment.
Should we call for a wellness check?
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 02:47 PM (9VeU0)
And next she'll call for a National Day of Mourning each year, on the anniversary of PDT's acquittal by the Senate. As predictable as the sun rising in the east.
(Non-leftist friends and relatives better keep sharp objects away from the p*ssy hatters, all of the MSM, and all D congresscritters for a month beginning the day of PDT's acquittal.)
Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2019 03:05 PM (AMIL/)
This is what Twitter deciding they needed to "protect the political" has lead to.
Not even 4 years ago, 1000s of people could have shit all over such ridiculousness until she was so humiliated she never said something so stupid ever again.
Now every last one of them would get banned.
Posted by: Allie at December 18, 2019 03:08 PM (sm6Pk)
Das Bloat.
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 03:05 PM (XzT/D)
True Story: Nadler single-guntedly rescued over 10,000 allied soldiers at Dunkirk, by sheltering them under his FUPA as he floated across the Channel.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 18, 2019 03:08 PM (1CjJc)
"A hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman."
Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (F6tBH)
Every time I read this or hear it I laugh so hard.
I have to know what Hoe Cakes are.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 18, 2019 03:08 PM (WmDeq)
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 03:08 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2019 03:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Wait, this is an option?
You people never tell me anything.
Speaking of, it appears that both Coke and Pepsi are going to be offering caffeinated versions. Bless their hearts, I used to make my own in college and law school.
Make a pot of coffee so strong the spoon stands up in it.
Take travel mug or whatever else won't shatter upon mixing hot and cold.
Fill half way with coffee.
Top off with Diet Coke.
Drink.
The taste alone will keep you up for hours.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:08 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 18, 2019 03:09 PM (FPt1a)
All red district Democrats made explicit promises to not support impeachment and work on health care legislation.
Democrats had a big health care propaganda push leading up to the midterms, and it worked.
And then, boom, over a year of nothing but impeachment.
They're boned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 02:58 PM (zZbCU)
You just wrote the standard cut of every Repub election ad for 2020.
Such a crisp and clear message.
Heck, TheJamesMadison, you are good with words. You should be a writer or something.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 03:09 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Jonah at December 18, 2019 03:09 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 03:09 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 18, 2019 03:10 PM (WmDeq)
they *knew* with certainty what Trump was thinking, based totally on hearsay."--
Posted by: Muldoon
McConnell has already signaled to Pelosi loud and clear: You expect the United States Senate to convict President Trump based on this pile of garbage you're sending us?
I think there are going to be other twists and turns in this saga during the next few weeks that will work further in Trump's favor even if this does go to the Senate.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 18, 2019 03:10 PM (HcHqw)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 03:04 PM (CqE5x)
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Yep. One investigation may have cleared Biden. Mentioning his son and Burisma is a "conspiracy theory" only held by whackos. We hate conspiracy kooks in "Our Democracy", we prefer nice normla explanations like Putin controls the President of the United States, even though it's been not found by 5 government investigations.
Btw, Comey is totally vindicated by ONE report that failed to find hard evidence of bias--so there was NO bias!
5 investigations have failed to find evidence that PUTIN is Trump puppetmaster--so that's probably PUTIN'S DOING!!!
And we can't have dangerous conspiracy theories not founded in any fact going around--except where PUTIN has been working to OBSCURE ALL FACTS!!!
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 03:10 PM (DuZls)
But let's not kid ourselves--it bugs him.
He's pretty much kept all his campaign promises--the ones he could--and set the economy on fire.
And for this, he get's impeached?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 03:10 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (Kpl3J)
It was a fridge too far for Nadler
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (Izzlo)
I snorted out loud.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at December 18, 2019 03:10 PM (DSibj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:10 PM (Kpl3J)
I had family make regular visits to the USSR both before and after the wall came down. The footage and anecdata were remarkable. I don't think anyone can appreciate the depths of depression and dark that thrive under Communist rule. No one should ever wonder why alcoholism raged in the Soviet Union.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 18, 2019 03:10 PM (6eEQ+)
#ImpeachmentDay
#MerryImpeachmus
Trump to Jesus
#DemocratsAreDestroyingAmerica
Pence
Pontius Pilot
Doug Collins
People are actually thinking Trump is getting kicked out of office today and Pence is going to be President.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2019 03:10 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Jonah
Sanders. Biden. Lieawatha. Buttgig.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2019 03:11 PM (oUkrT)
Such a crisp and clear message.
Heck, TheJamesMadison, you are good with words. You should be a writer or something.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 03:09 PM (sy5kK)
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*eyes twitch as fights desire to plug books*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:11 PM (zZbCU)
I think it's beyond time to see how these "reporters" and "journalists" are getting compensated. We can, of course, conclude that the ever present personal/professional bias to carry on the Democrat message. That's a given. But what about actual payola?
And it's different than, say, Alisyn Camerota (CNN) and her acting as proxy for her employer's goals as dramatic as that has been. What I'm talking about is actual financing and coordination with the DNC and private, political NGOs.
Who is pulling strings via checkbook to get these mouthpieces to, when they aren't confabulating lies, not speak at all?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 18, 2019 02:40 PM (6eEQ+)
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It's a spaghetti bowl of corruption
Posted by: MAGA at December 18, 2019 03:11 PM (alkGx)
Top off with Diet Coke.
Drink.
The taste alone will keep you up for hours.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:08 PM (mf5HN)
That's basically what Coke Blak (sic) was.
Posted by: Allie at December 18, 2019 03:11 PM (sm6Pk)
even if they don't charge others, they can hold it over them as kompromat. Obey or we can "Manafort you".
Solitary is like torture ... they put Manafort in for days, several times, would bring him out to see if he was ready to tell their lies against Trump. No deal, so he dies in prison (maybe). Assange in the London gulag ... also sick ... probably poisoning him, since he knows their claims he got the downloaded DNC stuff from NotRussia ... (probably Seth ... quickly silenced). NY fed, NY AG ... very mafia friendly.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 18, 2019 03:11 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2019 03:11 PM (AMIL/)
In Pelosi's District Homeless Drug Addicts Are Now Pooping In The Grocery Stores
https://tinyurl.com/w67cq6t
Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2019 03:11 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 18, 2019 03:11 PM (dNzKv)
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Hope so.
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 18, 2019 03:01 PM (lTd6Z)
I think she was probably toast from jump street.
It is a Republican district. Brat ticked off his tea party backing. Spannberger's challenger will not have that baggage.
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 03:12 PM (9VeU0)
#ImpeachmentDay
#MerryImpeachmus
Trump to Jesus
#DemocratsAreDestroyingAmerica
Pence
Pontius Pilot
Doug Collins
People are actually thinking Trump is getting kicked out of office today and Pence is going to be President.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2019 03:10 PM (wiXsO)
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Pence is probably trending because Schiff accused him of something.
I refuse to believe that there is a material number of people dumb enough to think that impeachment means removal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:12 PM (zZbCU)
they *knew* with certainty what Trump was thinking, based totally on hearsay."--
Posted by: Muldoon
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That doesn't even matter, because they can't prove that there is no state interest in getting to the bottom of Biden's interference with Burisma Holdings.
I bet if you did a poll, you would find at least 50% of the country that would like that cleared up. And don't think an "investigation" is such a terrible thing.
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 03:12 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Allie at December 18, 2019 03:11 PM (sm6Pk)
Yeah, supposedly Coke is bringing it back.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:12 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: The Paolo at December 18, 2019 03:13 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 03:13 PM (ufFY8)
Nanzi is a poxy strumpet
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2019 03:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (GzDud)
**********
*knowing nod/ secret hand signal*
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 18, 2019 03:13 PM (flINI)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2019 03:10 PM (wiXsO)
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An embarrassing number of people were trending the #Impeached tag, because they thought he was removed from office with the vote to send it to the floor.
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 03:13 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: redridinghood
It would seem that Jen Rubin literally believes this to be so.
And what does that tell you?
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2019 03:14 PM (sDd75)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (dNzKv)
He'll collude with Kang and they'll impeach him for not colluding with Kodos.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2019 03:14 PM (hLRSq)
Spend a day at the comments section of The Hill.
You will believe.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2019 03:14 PM (ZLI7S)
We should make Dec 18 a holiday (like Flag Day): Impeachment Day, in
which we honor the heroes and read in every public square the articles
of impeachment.
Should we call for a wellness check?
- - -
Does anyone remember this much glee when Bill Clinton was impeached?
Rubin here is letting the mask slip. She wants a holiday to celebrate this big ol' FU to Trump's voters as well as Trump.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2019 03:14 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 18, 2019 03:14 PM (WmDeq)
The store restroom was out of service. The man was simply advertising his displeasure (and impatience).
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 03:14 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
you're free to brexit anytime dumbshit
Posted by: x at December 18, 2019 03:14 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (GzDud)
You are just spouting republican talking points.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (dNzKv)
Spend a day at the comments section of The Hill.
You will believe.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2019 03:14 PM (ZLI7S)
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I'm used to chess tactics where you assume your opponent is going to make the best move available to them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (ZCEU2)
#MerryImpeachmus
Trump to Jesus
#DemocratsAreDestroyingAmerica
Pence
Pontius Pilot
Doug Collins
People are actually thinking Trump is getting kicked out of office today and Pence is going to be President.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2019 03:10 PM (wiXsO
That's why I keep asking, what are these freaks going to do when they wake up tomorrow and Trump is still president?
And why is Pontios Pilate on the list?
Maybe Holy Week, not Christmas Week....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (CqE5x)
People are actually thinking Trump is getting kicked out of office today and Pence is going to be President.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2019 03:10 PM (wiXsO)
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Pence is probably trending because Schiff accused him of something.
I refuse to believe that there is a material number of people dumb enough to think that impeachment means removal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:12 PM (zZbCU)
To be fair, in 1998 I had to explain to many, many, many people that impeachment did not mean Clinton was removed from office.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (3e8ZN)
I had family make regular visits to the USSR both before and after the wall came down. The footage and anecdata were remarkable. I don't think anyone can appreciate the depths of depression and dark that thrive under Communist rule. No one should ever wonder why alcoholism raged in the Soviet Union.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 18, 2019 03:10 PM (6eEQ+)
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One of the things I saw that was an eye-opener was about how their single-payer healthcare meant that doctors were all short on time and supplies... so for instance, when you had to do a stool sample, you couldn't do it at the office, you had to do it at home. And unlike here, when that happens, they didn't give you one of those sanitary containers. You just had to push a turd into a matchbox and bring it with you on the bus.
Love that socialized medicine!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: wth at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2019 03:16 PM (sDd75)
Jumped into a reality that is way more fun than the Barak Oblama Presidency or a Hillary! presidency.
I don't know how it will end, but if its anything like Trump's letter to Pelosi, it'll be Lit as Fkcu.
Imm'a need more beer and popcorn.
Posted by: simplemind at December 18, 2019 03:16 PM (ozuWH)
I refuse to believe that there is a material number of people dumb enough to think that impeachment means removal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:12 PM (zZbCU)
To be fair, in 1998 I had to explain to many, many, many people that impeachment did not mean Clinton was removed from office.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (mf5HN)
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*cries at the state of civic education*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:16 PM (zZbCU)
We should make Dec 18 a holiday (like Flag Day): Impeachment Day, in
which we honor the heroes and read in every public square the articles
of impeachment.
Oh, ffs....
Posted by: The Chicken at December 18, 2019 03:16 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at December 18, 2019 03:00 PM (GzDud)
**********
*knowing nod/ secret hand signal*
Posted by: Truck Monkey
Tip of index finger to tip of thumb. OK
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2019 03:16 PM (oUkrT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 18, 2019 03:16 PM (vN4+Q)
The store restroom was out of service. The man was simply advertising his displeasure (and impatience).
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 03:14 PM (XzT/D)
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Almost feel for the poor bastard who has to clean up that aisle.
Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2019 03:16 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 18, 2019 03:16 PM (ai0a4)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 18, 2019 03:16 PM (aCNZ6)
I refuse to believe that there is a material number of people dumb enough to think that impeachment means removal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:12 PM (zZbCU)
They probably believe that if the Senate refuses to remove, then it's "Obstruction" and that Republican Senators then get removed for that.
They're absolutely that stupid.
Posted by: Allie at December 18, 2019 03:16 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (3e8ZN)
...and a more skilled mortician. Her juice-job makes Megan Rapinoe's embalming job look "like she's at peace."
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 03:17 PM (XzT/D)
No need to shoot the messenger amigo.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (c3el4)
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The fact that you don't talk about state polling is proof positive that you are nothing more than a troll.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:17 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)
Surprisingly appropriate metaphor for Nanzi's impeachment.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 18, 2019 03:17 PM (1CjJc)
Jerry Nadler engineered a thundering success in Operation Overlard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:17 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Fightin Joe at December 18, 2019 03:17 PM (W+TLY)
Maybe Holy Week, not Christmas Week....
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (CqE5x)
A Republican in the House said that Pontius Pilate gave more due process to Jesus in his rigged trial than the House gave Trump.
People are like Pontius who?
I am sure that there are NT and non-NT people saying oh why did he have to haul out the oogie Jesus talk?
Pilate resonates with the black community.
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 03:17 PM (9VeU0)
and in the Senate, but why bicker and argue 'bout 'oo killed 'oo.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (DSibj)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 18, 2019 03:14 PM (WmDeq)
The Supreme Court has accepted the case, and will issue a ruling later this year. That completely negates the article of Impeachment alleging "Obstruction of Congress" - the proper tactic was to take it to the Judicial Branch, and wait to see if Trump would comply with THAT ruling. The House does not have the Constitutional Power to declare that THEY are the sole arbiters of Presidential Powers; in fact it is a ridiculous Constitutional claim.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)
I refuse to believe that there is a material number of people dumb enough to think that impeachment means removal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:12 PM (zZbCU)
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You have more faith in the American people than I do. LOL.
Have you ever watched Mark Dice or Jessie Watters do their "man on the street" interviews?
Posted by: redridinghood at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 03:14 PM (XzT/D)
True Alpha Move : Prying open their mouth and shitting down their throat.
True Shep Smith Move : Not needing to be pried open.
Posted by: Allie at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: CNN Viewers at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (aCNZ6)
So I was reading AoS and had Rush on in the background.
Michael Medved comes on right after, and I didn't immediately turn it off. Adam Smith, my Commie Congress Critter, is being interviewed.
He is a party goon, a big mouthed smarmy tool. And unfortunately in a safe district.
Medved asks him good questions about being practical, maybe a censure instead of impeachment.
Smith does a good job of the MSNBC talking heads mash-up. Medved is actually standing up to him, kinda, which actually surprises me. Smith just continues the talking point nonsense. And Medved, bless his heart, is throwing the nonsense back in his face.
I hate Smith with the heat of many suns. Smith is doing his part, and his position, to permanently damage the USA. And laughing and snickering while he does it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 03:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 03:17 PM (9VeU0)
Pilates resonate with the Wine Mom Community
Posted by: JoeF. at December 18, 2019 03:19 PM (CqE5x)
Have you witnessed our public education system? Just kidding. Sort of.
Now while we do have a lot of stupid in the public arena, there's also a lot of ignorant. Twitter, for example, is global. They who dwell there do not know our laws even worse than we don't know our laws.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 18, 2019 03:19 PM (6eEQ+)
I'm used to chess tactics where you assume your opponent is going to make the best move available to them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (zZbCU)
Never underestimate the power of wishful thinking.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 18, 2019 03:19 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Hillary of Chappaqua at December 18, 2019 03:19 PM (rqrwe)
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2019 03:19 PM (MP9/9)
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I had a Russian doctor as client once. Trained over there came over here and retrained. Many stories. Gist of it
a post surgical patient paid out of their pocket (bribery) for clean bedding, fresh bandages, antibiotics. Those things were not available if you waited on them to be supplied as part of the normal routine. You pay if you want to live.
Posted by: simplemind at December 18, 2019 03:19 PM (8UolA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (zZbCU)
Well that explains it.
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 03:19 PM (9VeU0)
A good question for Eric Holder.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at December 18, 2019 03:19 PM (DSibj)
Posted by: Complete LIV Dumbass at December 18, 2019 03:19 PM (ufFY8)
They're absolutely that stupid.
Posted by: Allie at December 18, 2019 03:16 PM (sm6Pk)
Wait until Nancy Pelosi starts trying to issue orders to Army Units.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:19 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2019 03:20 PM (MP9/9)
Necrophilia is illegal. It's also lonely.
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 03:20 PM (XzT/D)
At least Schitt told us that for a couple of years.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 18, 2019 03:20 PM (1g7ch)
The store restroom was out of service. The man was simply advertising his displeasure (and impatience).
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 03:14 PM (XzT/D)
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He was just making a delivery of human Kopi Luwak Coffee... Geez
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 18, 2019 03:20 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2019 03:20 PM (ZCEU2)
Pilate resonates with the black community.
Posted by: blaster
Pontius Pilates? I've seen that routine.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2019 03:20 PM (oUkrT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Surprisingly appropriate metaphor for Nanzi's impeachment.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
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YD: I chuckled.. and I'm stealing it to use repeatedly.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 18, 2019 03:20 PM (ckDUr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)
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Fox analysts have said that Clinton ignored about 20 subpoenas until they were enforced by the court.
So this is in no way unprecedented.
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 03:20 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 02:56 PM (ufFY
*******
During Trump Rally & Barr Int. of the Deep State moron MM's show
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 18, 2019 03:21 PM (BqBId)
At least Schitt told us that for a couple of years.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 18, 2019 03:20 PM (1g7ch)
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I'm just waiting for Bolton to appear before Schiff's committee and give Allahpundit that handjob he's been dying for.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:21 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2019 03:21 PM (ZLI7S)
doing his part, and his position, to permanently damage the USA. And
laughing and snickering while he does it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 03:19 PM (sy5kK)
Can't stand that tool.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 18, 2019 03:21 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2019 03:21 PM (MP9/9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:17 PM (AzW6q)
........
Has he returned from having his second lap band installed yet?
Posted by: wth at December 18, 2019 03:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Adam Schitt at December 18, 2019 03:21 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Thanks I thought that was the case, I really don't understand the endgame with the D?
Seeing the people line up for the Trump Rally tonight and How Damn cold it is.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 18, 2019 03:21 PM (WmDeq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:15 PM (zZbCU)
Well that explains it.
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 03:19 PM (9VeU0)
Imagine you're playing chess against a group of angry chimpanzees who get to vote on each move. And who hoot a lot and throw feces all around the room.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 18, 2019 03:22 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: dantesed at December 18, 2019 03:22 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: wth at December 18, 2019 03:21 PM (v0R5T)
Didn't that snap and hit Harry Reid right in the eye?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 18, 2019 03:22 PM (kUmUV)
[ you ]
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:22 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (c3el4)
Lulz. Exhibit 279 that the Dems know this shampeachment is going to hurt them bigly.
Posted by: LASue at December 18, 2019 03:22 PM (Si9ix)
[ you ]
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:22 PM (mf5HN)
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Don't mess with my system.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (f96nA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (sDd75)
Posted by: torabora at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (1MTdb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 18, 2019 03:21 PM (WmDeq)
MUST. NOT. REPLY.
MUST. NOT. DO. IT.
*twitches*
*twitches more*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (mf5HN)
A lefty of the Honest Cloud variety. A little more patient than the average troll. Xe made an attempt to fit in before revealing xheir true self.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (DSibj)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 18, 2019 03:22 PM (aCNZ6)
Yes to both, but mostly annoying.
Posted by: joncelli, in Eeyore mode at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (RD7QR)
Seeing the people line up for the Trump Rally tonight and How Damn cold it is.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 18, 2019 03:21 PM (WmDeq)
Okay, okay, I have to do this one.
Don't worry, the otters will explain it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:24 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: torabora at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (1MTdb)
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I read that as prostitutes and thought I had missed some large development.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:24 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
It's so cold,
I saw a democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2019 03:24 PM (oUkrT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 18, 2019 03:24 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 18, 2019 03:24 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 18, 2019 03:24 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 18, 2019 03:21 PM (WmDeq)
Well, when a D loves a P very, very much...
Posted by: joncelli, in Eeyore mode at December 18, 2019 03:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 03:09 PM (sy5kK)
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*eyes twitch as fights desire to plug books*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:11 PM (zZbCU)
I did my best, while still staying legal around here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 03:24 PM (sy5kK)
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I would think it would have become abundantly clear to you by now that no one here gives a shit what you think or have to say.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 18, 2019 03:24 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2019 03:25 PM (ZCEU2)
I can't believe I defended LL. Ever since that one night during special elections he's made it obvious that he's a dirty troll. Sad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:25 PM (AzW6q)
Ladies and gents, this thread is a reminder to stop using comment numbers when replying to people
Some of us however are tech challenged and are not part of the one percenter crowd that possesses actual software / hardware that can copy/paste other comments with which to start a reply.
Posted by: kallisto at December 18, 2019 03:25 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (sDd75)
Somehow this thread will get nudged from discussion a lying member of Congress to a guy shitting in a grocery-store and a fictional gigolo having sex with an allegedly live-yet-embalmed Washington Post RINO columnist.
In 395 posts.
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 03:25 PM (XzT/D)
Which Twitter staff manipulate.
They regularly suppress twitter trends that are not to their liking.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2019 03:25 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 03:24 PM (sy5kK)
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I do appreciate it.
Thanks!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:25 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 03:25 PM (9VeU0)
I keep getting Nadler and Nunes confused.
I'm not very smart, okay?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:25 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2019 03:25 PM (ZCEU2)
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Poor Mary...
Posted by: SMH at December 18, 2019 03:25 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 18, 2019 03:26 PM (flINI)
Solitary IS torture for most people. Plus you have zero control. You don't have much in prison but you do have some. In solitary you are at the mercy of not only the guards but every trustee they allow in the area. You are very exposed.
This can weigh on a persons mind especially those with brains and imagination.
I believe it's against the Geneva convention re: torture definition.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 18, 2019 03:26 PM (PiE+K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)
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Fox analysts have said that Clinton ignored about 20 subpoenas until they were enforced by the court.
So this is in no way unprecedented.
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 03:20 PM (Du
So all thats left is abuse of power, and as you I think previously pointed out, there is precedent from Texas and Rick Perry that a lawful exercise of executive power cannot be abused
Posted by: LASue at December 18, 2019 03:26 PM (Si9ix)
Why do people keep misspelling your name?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 18, 2019 03:26 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 03:25 PM (9VeU0)
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There's gonna be a thread where I miss the 404 by one, reply back that I missed it, and then two minutes later I'll have the 404 because of a deleted comment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:26 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (f96nA)
Well in 2018 it was easy to forget that Paul Ryan and 40 of his "republican" friends in the House did their best to sabotage the race and throw the House Speakership to Nancy. That was the entire reason he abandoned his seat; and almost all of them announced they were leaving when it was too late for any decent candidates to be run in their place.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2019 03:27 PM (MP9/9)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 18, 2019 03:27 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 18, 2019 03:26 PM (flINI)
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They have been rendered un-Pontius.
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 03:27 PM (DuZls)
Oh godless insects like those humans at the very very ending of The Rocky Horror Pictureshow.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 18, 2019 03:27 PM (V1hS+)
In fairness, something like 40 RINOs bailed safe seats late to make it hard to hold the House, and there was Muh Collosunz going on at the same time. And the historical out year election blues for the Presidential party. Plus Shitweasel Ryan not delivering on anything along with McCain saving ObamaCare.
It was a perfect storm of a clusterfuck.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at December 18, 2019 03:27 PM (DSibj)
Posted by: raimondo at December 18, 2019 03:28 PM (trO9R)
It was a perfect storm of a clusterfuck.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at December 18, 2019 03:27 PM (DSibj)
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And those meddlesome kids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:28 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: The Legions of Homeless at December 18, 2019 03:28 PM (DSibj)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 03:28 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:26 PM (zZbCU)
Then we will get a divide by zero error.
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 03:28 PM (9VeU0)
In 395 posts.
Posted by: Zod
Diversity is our strong suit.
Diversity or ADD. You decide.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2019 03:29 PM (oUkrT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2019 03:29 PM (DSibj)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (c3el4)
Lulz. Exhibit 279 that the Dems know this shampeachment is going to hurt them bigly.
Posted by: LASue at December 18, 2019 03:22 PM (Si9ix)
yeah, real insane shit like retweeting Dershowitz and asking people to pray for him & the country.
Posted by: josephistan at December 18, 2019 03:29 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: wth at December 18, 2019 03:29 PM (v0R5T)
In 395 posts.
Posted by: Zod
Diversity is our strong suit.
Diversity or ADD. You decide.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2019 03:29 PM (oUkrT)
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So...Star Trek...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:29 PM (zZbCU)
In 2012, Obama lost 60 seats in the House during the first midterm of his presidency. It's not unusual at all for the party holding the WH to lose seats in the House, it's a largely different electorate.
Trump is on the ballot next November. Let's see how that works out for House races.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2019 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Oh brother. She's signalling her virtue to the neighborhood. Maybe you can set off some fireworks on Election Night 2020, Fen.
i wonder how hard it would be to make fireworks that explode into the shape of a pudding cup...
Posted by: Anachronda at December 18, 2019 03:30 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Zod at December 18, 2019 03:30 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Fightin Joe at December 18, 2019 03:17 PM (W+TLY)
Better yet, a 4am raid, with FOX news reporters across the street.
And the wife standing on the porch in her robe.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 03:30 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Bruce at December 18, 2019 03:30 PM (vd8XM)
Not a lot of back talk though.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 18, 2019
*
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Live next to a cemetery = lotta dating opportunities, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 18, 2019 03:30 PM (Ejm1K)
And that rule applied to literally everything. Huge stores with nothing to sell. It was mind-boggling. You go to "market" and see shelves and shelves of almost nothing. Government/quasi-communal standing around in official attire (not military, though) and looking bored. And why not? There was almost nothing to sell.
When the wall fell, whole new world. Bustling shops, lots of color (ads), produce. And outdoor markets were crazy crowded. It was like a light switch. There were still growing pains and culture shock, but the dynamic was profoundly different.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 18, 2019 03:31 PM (6eEQ+)
Unemployment at record lows (job quality could be better, but still awesome)
Trump got NATO to pay a half trillion more, is confronting China, no new wars ... all that would mean Trump approval in the 60s ... but 24/7 lies and misinformation ... and Google/Facebook/Twitter censorship/shadow bans ... and Big money from Soros type crooks and Antifa/BLM goons, and help form the corrupt FBI heads and DeepState ... takes all that to keep Trump under 50%.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 18, 2019 03:31 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2019 03:31 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2019 03:31 PM (MP9/9)
Posted by: wth at December 18, 2019 03:31 PM (v0R5T)
GM stopped making the Pontius about a decade ago
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 18, 2019 03:26 PM (flINI)
I had a Pontius Pilot, but I nailed some guy in a crosswalk.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 18, 2019 03:31 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 18, 2019 03:31 PM (flINI)
There's gonna be a thread where I miss the 404 by one, reply back
that I missed it, and then two minutes later I'll have the 404 because
of a deleted comment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:26 PM (zZbCU)
Then we will get a divide by zero error.
then we'll need guidance from landru and coordination from norman.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 18, 2019 03:31 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Also very low maintenance.
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2019 03:31 PM (sDd75)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 18, 2019 03:31 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: LASue at December 18, 2019 03:26 PM (Si9ix)
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The legal standard for being convicted of an actual *crime* is beyond a reasonable doubt.
Simply *having* a narrative where Orangeman is bad, doesn't make it Orangemand bad without a doubt.
Again, I don't see them *ever* proving to a disinterested party that an official investigation into Biden is only in the benefit of Trump. I think about 50% of the voting public would like to *know* what did Biden do in the Ukraine--and I want to know that even if it's on the up-and-up.
Hence it would be in the interest of a good number of citizens and so not *just* in Trump's own. Especially if you don't import any the Schiff distortions into it of "dirt".
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 03:32 PM (DuZls)
Nadler's having a family emergency? Did the pod get attacked by sharks again?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:32 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2019 03:32 PM (NWiLs)
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What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Vaal at December 18, 2019 03:32 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: joncelli, in Eeyore mode at December 18, 2019 03:32 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Archer at December 18, 2019 03:33 PM (NXP9s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Also very low maintenance.
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2019 03:31 PM (sDd75)
Yeah, but things always fall apart eventually.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2019 03:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2019 03:33 PM (sDd75)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
He lost his big boy belt
Posted by: Bruce at December 18, 2019 03:33 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2019 03:33 PM (ZCEU2)
What do old hackers do at the old folks home all day?
They hack each other and blame West Korea.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 18, 2019 03:33 PM (V1hS+)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 18, 2019 03:33 PM (B+3V3)
Said text appears 25 minutes later. Grrr.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 18, 2019 03:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (c3el4)
Did the library just open ? WTF
Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 18, 2019 03:34 PM (M+Lyo)
I keep getting Nadler and Nunes confused.
I'm not very smart, okay?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:25 PM (mf5HN) "
That rates about 3.5 Schiffs of "not true".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 18, 2019 03:34 PM (JwHjN)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 18, 2019 03:34 PM (B+3V3)
Why do people keep misspelling your name?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 18, 2019 03:26 PM (1g7ch)
........
I know. Get rid of the "c" and the extra "t", please.
Posted by: wth at December 18, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)
Let me say upfront that I'm inclined to think this whole thing has been
more of a cynical P.R. stunt -- and an impressive one at that -- than a
serious exercise on the merits...I just think that ultimately the steak won't live up to the
sizzle.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2019 03:34 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Beached
Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 18, 2019 03:34 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (9VeU0)
By the way, having not read the previous 463 posts, did anyone mention that Schiff based his memo on the same evidence as Nunes's but still managed to say, "If I had known then what I know now, I'd have done things differently"?
He did know it then.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (M9ntN)
Well not to bare a grudge so hope Nadler the Hutt's cat is ok.
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2019 03:33 PM (ZCEU2)
Does that fat fuck have some hot chick slave wearing a bikini chained up?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (ufFY8)
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What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Vaal at December 18, 2019 03:32 PM (vg8iE)
Who's the Royalty here, I ask you?
Posted by: The Squire of Gothos at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (DSibj)
lurking jerker was just a pathological self pleaser.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (3e8ZN)
I bet his sister choked on a hambone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (AzW6q)
Let me say upfront that I'm inclined to think this whole thing has been
more of a cynical P.R. stunt -- and an impressive one at that -- than a
serious exercise on the merits...I just think that ultimately the steak won't live up to the
sizzle.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2019 03:34 PM (LISuA)
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That's from the original release of the memo?
Yeah, he should be apologizing, since he's such a non-partisan truth teller.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (zZbCU)
I just didn't want the SCOTUS judges that Hillary would destroy our republic with. We were already one vote away from the entire proscriptive tradition of law (in peacetime) was going to be scrapped in Sebelius v. NFIB.
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (rqrwe)
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2019 03:36 PM (sDd75)
WILLOWED!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
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Ha. Is WILLOWED the new FIRST?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2019 03:36 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Not Ric Flair at December 18, 2019 03:36 PM (AAS2+)
437 Trump resigns Pence stands a good chance to win. If Trump stays and keeps tweeting the insane shit he tweeted today the GOP will be wiped out.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (c3el4)
Tell me, pudknocker, have you ever contributed to a candidate's campaign? Worked on a campaign? Served as a poll watcher? Run to be elected a delegate yourself? Visited one of your representative's offices in person?
Or do you sit in a basement mainlining Cheetos and caffeinated sodas and pull your pud over a keyboard?
You are a complete waste of oxygen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2019 03:36 PM (pNxlR)
lurking jerker was just a pathological self pleaser.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (3e8ZN)
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Yeah, he worked a good game for awhile, but then the mask fell off. I think he was probably drinking the night of that special election, and got messy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:36 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Nadler the Hutt at December 18, 2019 03:36 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2019 03:37 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 03:37 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (AzW6q)
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I can confirm
Posted by: Hambone at December 18, 2019 03:37 PM (flINI)
Oh yeah, she's really dumb. You didn't know?
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2019 03:36 PM (sDd75)
*nods vigorously*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:38 PM (mf5HN)
I just can't even comprehend how the media doesn't burst out laughing whenever Schiff opens his mouth. his lies were so blatant, obvious, and extreme. Who cares what he has to say about anything? Why isn't this guy a back bencher?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp
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True. Look at us -- we've given up on Joe DiGenova. You'd think they'd look for someone whose rosy assurances don't keep blowing up in their faces.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2019 03:38 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 18, 2019 03:31 PM (aCNZ6)
........
We're gonna need a bigger crane.
Posted by: wth at December 18, 2019 03:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 18, 2019 03:38 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 18, 2019 02:37 PM (1CjJc)
They kicked Adam Clayton Powell out of the House 50 years ago for being a sleazebag. His district just re-elected him.
Posted by: Elmer at December 18, 2019 03:38 PM (ue+Wr)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2019 03:36 PM (M9ntN)
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either that, or I was so late to the thread I figured there was no way I wouldn't be willowed.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 18, 2019 03:38 PM (B+3V3)
Or do you sit in a basement mainlining Cheetos and caffeinated sodas and pull your pud over a keyboard?
You are a complete waste of oxygen.
That was oddly specific.
Posted by: dantesed at December 18, 2019 03:38 PM (88xKn)
Or do you sit in a basement mainlining Cheetos and caffeinated sodas and pull your pud over a keyboard?
You are a complete waste of oxygen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 18, 2019 03:36 PM (pNxlR)
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Part of his troll is that he always drops hints that he's super rich. I'll bet a nickel he's actually destitute, living in his mom's basement.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: raimondo at December 18, 2019 03:38 PM (trO9R)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (AzW6q)
If Nadler had been alive in WW2, we wouldn't have needed the Manhattan Project. We could have dropped Nadler into the Inland Sea, from a specially-strengthened B-29, and the resulting tsunami would have destroyed half the cities of Japan in one shot.
Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2019 03:38 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 18, 2019 03:38 PM (f96nA)
Posted by: Paolo Ham at December 18, 2019 03:38 PM (ufFY8)
either that, or I was so late to the thread I figured there was no way I wouldn't be willowed.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
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I think we're all skulking around in that area now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 18, 2019 03:39 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 03:39 PM (9VeU0)
They probably believe that if the Senate refuses to remove, then
it's "Obstruction" and that Republican Senators then get removed for
that.
more importantly, since impeachment is an act of congress, it's "obstruction of congress" for which there will, by then, be a precedent for impeachment.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 18, 2019 03:39 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (+DS2f)
Have you seen the democrat brain trust? Maxine Waters, Hank Johnson, Alexandria McBigTits to name but a few. Schiff is in the starting lineup, which makes it all the more galling when the GOPe lets them win.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 18, 2019 03:39 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2019 03:39 PM (DSibj)
After she interviewed Lisa Page last night on her show, did Rachel Maddow ask her out for a drink, or did they just skip the formalities and go back to her place?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 03:39 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:38 PM (AzW6q)
"I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 18, 2019 03:39 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 18, 2019 03:39 PM (ai0a4)
lurking jerker was just a pathological self pleaser.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo
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so that makes lurking jerker a Master Baiter!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 18, 2019 03:39 PM (ckDUr)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 18, 2019 03:40 PM (BqBId)
So, I don't care if that's ever proved--I do care with the narrative that it's been primed as to how that looks.
If it later turned out that Trump was putting the thumb on the scales of a Ukrainian investigation, I would feel different. But it's curious that the people who prescribed yet another investigation into Kavanaugh, and didn't see the big deal, think its vitaly improtant that Biden not be investigated.
Probably because of what Dems have been using Ukraine for. And the way that Yavanobitch blockaded Ukraine whistleblowers visas, because they wouldn't necessarily tell the story she and Dems wanted told.
That's very suspicious.
Posted by: Axeman at December 18, 2019 03:40 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 18, 2019 03:40 PM (DSibj)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 18, 2019 03:39 PM (kUmUV)
I AM NOT A DEMOCRAT, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:40 PM (mf5HN)
********
Rachel said "you face or mine"
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 18, 2019 03:41 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 03:39 PM (sy5kK)
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Uggh. I would normally say the Page can do better, but, then again, Strozk.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 18, 2019 03:41 PM (B+3V3)
Posted by: Gref at December 18, 2019 03:38 PM (AMIL/)
The Einstein-lead Chronosphere Program looked into it, but it was judged to be too much of a risk of infecting the timeline with his stupidity. Plus, the nukes were ready, so like the bat bomb, it got shelved.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 18, 2019 03:41 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 18, 2019 03:41 PM (f96nA)
Posted by: Skip at December 18, 2019 03:41 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at December 18, 2019 03:41 PM (vtcmf)
I AM NOT A DEMOCRAT, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:40 PM (mf5HN)
ok, I LOLed.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 18, 2019 03:42 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bruce at December 18, 2019 03:42 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2019 03:42 PM (sDd75)
The "experts" saying that Republicans under Trump are becoming a
regional party - they did take note that Trump won more states than W
didn't they?
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 03:39 PM (9VeU0)
This is leftist projection.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 18, 2019 03:42 PM (1CjJc)
Yeah, he should be apologizing, since he's such a non-partisan truth teller.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM
=========== It's from his January 2019 essay trying to equivocate his way through criticizing Republicans without being obvious. It does a few juicy quotes he obviously thought were throwaway, never-will-be-proven true lines that have come back to haunt the little shit. The one I cited, for example. And this beauty:
But let's assume, again for argument's sake, that the Obama
administration knew the dossier was garbage and used it anyway to get a
warrant. Let's also assume they had no other evidence to bring to the
court. That would be very bad indeed.https://tinyurl.com/r3knkaf
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 18, 2019 03:42 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 18, 2019 03:43 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)
What are you talking about?
Of course they do!
Posted by: Progda at December 18, 2019 03:43 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: The Honorable Jerrold Nadler at December 18, 2019 03:43 PM (+y/Ru)
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What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Vaal at December 18, 2019 03:32 PM (vg8iE)
Who's the Royalty here, I ask you?
Posted by: The Squire of Gothos at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (DSibj)
Who's the god around here?
Posted by: Apollo at December 18, 2019 03:44 PM (ue+Wr)
Raimondo is a hapless and sometimes angry, always deluded childlike dreamer. The Easter Bunny and the Secret True Socialist Majority stymied by the rich are both real. You can dismiss a child, even a petulant one, because on some level they can't help it.
Herking Jerker is a deceiver who knows he deceives, but works that much harder to deceive himself as well, in a narcissistic flourish. Take that "all the polls show a majority *or strong plurality* want removal!" thing. Always embroidering. Always putting on a gloss or a spin while playing the wounded Cassandra.
In short, a viper. A Judas. A poisoner, Wormtongue, deceiver, and all the while a guiltless whited sepulchre. Contemptible.
Posted by: Sporkatus at December 18, 2019 03:44 PM (CGB5H)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 18, 2019 03:36 PM (AzW6q)
Yeah, I agree. In the beginning he used to make good points, but this troll today, whining about Trump's tweets, is just sad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:44 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at December 18, 2019 03:41 PM (vtcmf)
..........
Use the bathtub. Fit your ass better.
Posted by: wth at December 18, 2019 03:45 PM (v0R5T)
This can weigh on a persons mind especially those with brains and imagination.
I believe it's against the Geneva convention re: torture definition.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 18, 2019 03:26 PM (PiE+K)
The 9th Circuit thinks not allowing homeless people to camp in the streets is cruel and unusual punishment. That is the insane logic of their ruling and the SC basically confirmed it by not hearing the appeal. Solitary confinement would certainly be considered cruel and unusual if using comparisons.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 18, 2019 03:46 PM (4SgJh)
The "experts" saying that Republicans under Trump are becoming a
regional party - they did take note that Trump won more states than W
didn't they?
Posted by: blaster at December 18, 2019 03:39 PM (9VeU0)
This is leftist projection.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 18, 2019 03:42 PM (1CjJc)
Actually, I would say that's mostly true. Leftists/Democrats control the regions of NYC, Boston, D.C. + Metro Area, Chicago, and the left coast states + Hawaii. Republicans are restricted to everywhere else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:47 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 18, 2019 03:23 PM (f96nA)
some still do.
take a solid stance.
use both hands in a proper grip.
focus on the front sight.
inhale, exhale, and those few seconds you aren't breathing is your zone.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 03:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 18, 2019 03:40 PM (mf5HN)
Wait I thought it was Alexandra, no i.
Posted by: ... at December 18, 2019 03:47 PM (MP9/9)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 18, 2019 03:48 PM (qgUJH)
Bazinga!
Posted by: Dane Skold at December 18, 2019 03:48 PM (d+mcd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)
That is why I said I think the SC could and should weigh in on this impeachment.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 18, 2019 03:48 PM (4SgJh)
Posted by: x at December 18, 2019 03:49 PM (nFwvY)
Imagine you're playing chess against a group of angry chimpanzees who get to vote on each move. And who hoot a lot and throw feces all around the room.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 18, 2019 03:22 PM (Kpl3J)
One can imagine it, or just turn on CSPAN and watch it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 18, 2019 03:51 PM (sy5kK)
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What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Vaal at December 18, 2019 03:32 PM (vg8iE)
Who's the Royalty here, I ask you?
Posted by: The Squire of Gothos at December 18, 2019 03:35 PM (DSibj)
Who's the god around here?
Posted by: Apollo
we'd say the Metrons
Posted by: the Metrons at December 18, 2019 03:52 PM (nFwvY)
You know "Lurking Lurker" if you are just going to get banned immediately you might as well just use Mr. Moo Moo because you've made both those names equally toxic here.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 18, 2019 03:52 PM (G2zl5)
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The Nazis attacking when they should defending just like Trump?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 18, 2019 02:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Fu*k Granny Botox, denture clattering, boozer Pelosi.
God, I wish my grandpa, who fought and was wounded in the REAL BTOB, were still alive.
He'd have the best words for her. Best as in very nasty and insulting.
Even as a kid, while I'd shrink when he yelled, I had to admire how succinctly he could deliver a perfect insult.
One time my grandmother was on a rampage about something, and for 10 minutes was bugging him, pushing his buttons. You could just see it building, but he didn't say anything.
After her tirade Nana asked, "Ed, don't you have anything to say?"
"Yeah, bite me."
Nana said nothing more.
I have to imagine he'd be saying the same to "Madame Speaker."
Posted by: Marybeth at December 18, 2019 04:00 PM (CmURZ)
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