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Surprise! George Conway, Steve Schmidt, and John Weaver Have All Previously Renounced Their Republican Party Membership (At Least Once Each!); But Of Course Now All Claim, In the NYT, to be "Republicans" Who Favor Impeachment

This is why David French and Jonah Goldberg haven't formally renounced yet -- they know they can do more damage pretending to be Republicans.

The New York Times -- allegedly a "newspaper" -- eagerly joined this deception and lied to the public about what these "men" support.




There's one more thing -- the New York Times decided to illustrate its tweet advertising for another "article" urging the impeachment of Trump with an old sketch of an... execution.







Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:51 PM




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1 BOOM!

Posted by: Max Power at December 17, 2019 12:52 PM (QCc6B)

2 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 17, 2019 12:52 PM (q80AH)

3 dammit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 17, 2019 12:52 PM (q80AH)

4 I'll get the others...

Posted by: Max Power at December 17, 2019 12:52 PM (QCc6B)

5 FEWER JOBS DAMMIT!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at December 17, 2019 12:52 PM (6aW5L)

6 eh, they can all feast on a satchel of whale johnsons.

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 17, 2019 12:52 PM (8D42x)

7 lol.......these people.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 17, 2019 12:52 PM (0O7c5)

8 They need to experience the freedom of dwarf tossing. I suggest a pay to toss event benefiting Trump 2020.

Posted by: henry at December 17, 2019 12:53 PM (JMDly)

9 In by ten!

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at December 17, 2019 12:53 PM (vpTKH)

10 Finally!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 17, 2019 12:53 PM (ECrgQ)

11 Top 10?

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 17, 2019 12:53 PM (vhYTW)

12 Coal in their stocking for Trumpmas.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 12:53 PM (1CjJc)

13 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 12:53 PM (aMV0K)

14 You can't continue to make bank as a 'turncoat Republican' if you're no longer Republican!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 12:54 PM (U+yse)

15 Yes, those four are "Republicans".. sure..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 17, 2019 12:54 PM (so+oy)

16 I feel so sorry for the Conway kids' Christmas. I can't imagine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

17 Maybe they're party affiliation fluid.

Posted by: Someguy at December 17, 2019 12:54 PM (7nTlT)

18 These people really are nuts....what are they gonna do after PDJT is re-elected?

Posted by: BignJames at December 17, 2019 12:54 PM (X/Pw5)

19 Despicable NYT, but I repeat myself.

Posted by: Deranged DM at December 17, 2019 12:54 PM (MME3i)

20 Seriously, I never thought I'd see a party openly campaign on higher unemployment, disproportionately fewer jobs for blacks, worse stock returns, lower paying jobs, fewer manufacturing jobs, higher energy costs, and more crime.

I'm sure there are some I left out, too.

DEMOCRATS 2020!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at December 17, 2019 12:54 PM (6aW5L)

21 Isn't encouraging violence like yelling fire in a theater? Can't they be fined or something?

Posted by: Iris at December 17, 2019 12:55 PM (lSFe/)

22 So- we're good to show an article of the NYT's burning down, and people leaping from windows to their death atop an article about the death of freedom of the press?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 17, 2019 12:55 PM (m/eiQ)

23 20
Seriously, I never thought I'd see a party openly campaign on higher
unemployment, disproportionately fewer jobs for blacks, worse stock
returns, lower paying jobs, fewer manufacturing jobs, higher energy
costs, and more crime.



I'm sure there are some I left out, too.



DEMOCRATS 2020!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at December 17, 2019 12:54 PM (6aW5L)

Piles of dead and dying babies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 12:55 PM (1CjJc)

24 They would do more damage as Republicans - if anyone actually believed them any longer, if they had any influence over anyone other than their NeverTrumper friends. Anyone who is even paying attention to this stuff any longer isn't going to be swayed by them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 12:55 PM (hLRSq)

25 Stephen Miller is especially hated as he is from a group expected to align with donks.

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2019 12:55 PM (U7k5w)

26
Time to resurrect the Gutta Percha Caucus.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2019 12:55 PM (pNxlR)

27 The best part. Most people could give two shits about anything these shits have to say. LOLGFY.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2019 12:55 PM (r7Fvf)

28 What of Max Boot!?

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2019 12:55 PM (zOZae)

29 5 FEWER JOBS DAMMIT!!!
________________

Fewer jobs, lots more crazy leftist judges, and millions more illegal aliens breaking our laws with impunity while robbing us blind!

Only a raaaaacist h8ter white supremacist wouldn't want that!

Damn that awful, evil Trump for standing in the way!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 17, 2019 12:55 PM (k4dH2)

30 I'm about ready to explode.

Watching that clip with Jake Tapper yelling at Rand Paul and Paul's puling pleas to be heard was all I could take. For fuck's sake, stop pretending these people are legitimate or represent anything that resembles journalism.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 17, 2019 12:56 PM (H8QX8)

31 Wasn't the point of this to start some OrangeManBad Super Pac for people to donate to? Those quadruple cheeseburgers for Conway aren't going to pay for themselves.

If not, I'm sure there will be. The Grift is Eternal.

Posted by: El Kabong at December 17, 2019 12:56 PM (datdl)

32 Do we think that they NYT knows that the dude in the picture doing the murdering (who represents the Dems/La Resistence in this scenario) is a literal cuckold? They picked an actual cuck to represent themselves. Jesus.

Posted by: johnnychimpo at December 17, 2019 12:56 PM (7z6+B)

33 Merry Trumpmas!!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 17, 2019 12:56 PM (CLteG)

34 This is why David French and Jonah Goldberg haven't formally renounced yet -- they know they can do more damage pretending to be Republicans.
++++++++++++++
Comey runs this play, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 12:56 PM (I2dne)

35 The Democrat Party is unfit to lead. The media is unfit to write.

Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 12:56 PM (eAZVt)

36 "The principals include former John McCain adviser Steve Schmidt, former Ohio Gov. John Kasich adviser John Weaver, former New Hampshire GOP chair Jennifer Horn, veteran Republican operative Rick Wilson and George Conway, a conservative attorney and husband of Trump's chief counselor Kellyanne Conway."


5 people who will never work for pay in politics again. Seriously, who would hire them? Not Democrats, they've got their own people already, they don't need any turncoats.

Our Never Trumpers are just like the conservative "Remainers" in the UK - they all decided to join up with the Lib-Dem party The Lib-Dems won 11 seats out of 650 - their entire party could fit inside a travel van now. That's the same amount of influence that the Never Trumpers have here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2019 12:56 PM (Kpl3J)

37 These people really are nuts....what are they gonna do after PDJT is re-elected?
Posted by: BignJames



Hopefully off themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 12:56 PM (aMV0K)

38 From the previous thread, apparently Katshit is now also a "fierce conservative".


I suppose when you're Stalin, Trotsky appears to be "far right".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 17, 2019 12:57 PM (WsmTT)

39 The NYT forgets that pretty much no one gives a fuck what Republicans think about anything. Joke's on them.

Posted by: ... at December 17, 2019 12:57 PM (5qQwh)

40
A bunch of nobodies that most people have never heard of.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2019 12:57 PM (kw5n8)

41 Joe Scarborough's feelz are going to be hurt that he's not included in that group. He's such a proud "former Republican" and NeverTrumper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 12:57 PM (ptqGC)

42 They've gone nucking futs.

They know that the Supreme Court will be 7-2 Conservative before the Orange Man retires to Florida.

It is driving them crazy.

Or, judging by their anti-American, anti-individualist, anti-freedom policies, it is just bringing them out in the open.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 12:57 PM (sy5kK)

43 16: I'm sure they'll be fine. Carville and Matalin' s kids seem to have survived. Sometimes the drama is just public

Posted by: CN at December 17, 2019 12:58 PM (U7k5w)

44 35
The Democrat Party is unfit to lead. The media is unfit to write.



Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 12:56 PM (eAZVt)

Not unconnected, many dem voters are unfit to vote, twice over.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 12:58 PM (1CjJc)

45 I am a Republican too!

Posted by: Jorge Stephanopolus at December 17, 2019 12:58 PM (r+sAi)

46 Whale Johnson is right!

Posted by: Olsen Johnson at December 17, 2019 12:58 PM (aKsyK)

47 The Employment Is Too Damn High!

Posted by: The Democrat Party at December 17, 2019 12:58 PM (aS1PU)

48 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7801271/

And then there's 750 'scholars' (including LBJ's biographer!) who seem blind to history prior to 2008.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 12:58 PM (8erNz)

49 Conway, Schmidt, and Weaver... who are they again?

This feels like a reaction to the recent D turning R, whatever his name is, because the media likes to keep score with imaginary numbers.

Posted by: G. Gnome at December 17, 2019 12:58 PM (al6UK)

50 Gotta do something while your wife is getting her Cervix crushed by her boyfriend, I guess?

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2019 12:58 PM (zOZae)

51 I'm not sure but I think maybe they want us all dead.

Posted by: troyriser at December 17, 2019 12:58 PM (E2EAq)

52 27 The best part. Most people could give two shits about anything these shits have to say. LOLGFY.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2019 12:55 PM (r7Fvf)

Try to imagine one single person who reads the New York Times and who will now say "you know I have always supported Trump, but these good men have changed my mind!!! I now see the Error Of My Ways, thanks to them!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2019 12:59 PM (Kpl3J)

53 >>>41 Joe Scarborough's feelz are going to be hurt that he's not included in that group. He's such a proud "former Republican" and NeverTrumper.

Tom 'Expert in Diabetes' Nichols too. He's the original renouncing Republican, dating all the way back to 2012!

Posted by: El Kabong at December 17, 2019 12:59 PM (datdl)

54 > For fuck's sake, stop pretending these people are legitimate or represent anything that resembles journalism.

Indeed. The only real accomplishment of Fake Yapper is that he knows what Bill Clinton's dick tastes like, albeit second-hand.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 17, 2019 12:59 PM (WsmTT)

55 Seriously, I never thought I'd see a party openly campaign on higher unemployment, disproportionately fewer jobs for blacks, worse stock returns, lower paying jobs, fewer manufacturing jobs, higher energy costs, and more crime.
...
Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at December 17, 2019 12:54 PM (6aW5L)
+++++++++++++
They still aren't exactly doing so openly. They claim that this new hotness under Trump is only for the rich and everyone is left behind and that they need Dems to spread that wealth around and make life better for the plebes.

It isn't selling because everyone knows it's a lie. But they haven't gone so far as to say they *desire* these outcomes yet. Some of them have been honest on taxes (the lie being that more is better, because we can then turn around and subsidize you and lower your total costs), but nothing else.

They need subjugated clients and are indeed pursuing that, but they aren't *quite* doing so openly yet. In essence they are, because everyone knows what they're doing now - but they haven't mouthed the words as far as I know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 12:59 PM (I2dne)

56 Look, little people, you can have the good things that flow to your betters from arms sales, the illicit drug trade, human trafficking, money laundering, and pedophilia...

...or you can have that loudmouth Donald Trump. Which is it going to be?

Posted by: NYT at December 17, 2019 12:59 PM (ua61s)

57 These clowns pissed away any credibility they ever had years ago. Nobody gives a rats fat, prolapsed ass about their opinion on anything. They are background noise.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2019 12:59 PM (lyaJC)

58 What of Max Boot!?
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2019 12:55 PM


Pish, what of Das Boot?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (ejd/p)

59
The authors have worked for and supported Republican campaigns.


Lemme guess, these guys are "Oh-Fers".

As in sporting 0 for N records in having worked for or supported winning Republican candidates.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (pNxlR)

60 A bunch of nobodies that most people have never heard of.
Posted by: TheQuietMan


I've heard of them.




No, I haven't. I lied.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (M0u+N)

61 The NYT is a wealthy foreigner's plaything. Anybody who still takes them seriously is either riding on inertia or hates this country, and I don't recognize them as countrymen.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

62 The answer is obvious, they want blood. They have absolutely no clue that they would be among the first casualties of any resulting civil war. Pray it doesn't come to that but be prepared.

Posted by: Guzalot at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (prSvo)

63 'Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
And dump a load in our Wives'

Posted by: The Cuck Christmas Choir at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (zOZae)

64 Tom 'Expert in Diabetes' Nichols too. He's the original renouncing Republican, dating all the way back to 2012!
Posted by: El Kabong at December 17, 2019 12:59 PM (datdl)


They all quit the Repub party as many times as they've quit smoking.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (aS1PU)

65 ... a claim of temporary insanity.


***********

That's a pretty fair assessment of the Left.


Well, except for that temporary part.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (m45I2)

66 Yep. They want us dead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (GP3/4)

67 Why do these people want this situation to go hot?

Posted by: rammajamma at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (PQRcz)

68 46 Whale Johnson is right!
Posted by: Olsen Johnson at December 17, 2019 12:58 PM (aKsyK)

I knew someone would do this, so I didn't even bother.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM (xPJvm)

69 52 27 The best part. Most people could give two shits about anything these shits have to say. LOLGFY.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2019 12:55 PM (r7Fvf)

Try to imagine one single person who reads the New York Times and who will now say "you know I have always supported Trump, but these good men have changed my mind!!! I now see the Error Of My Ways, thanks to them!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2019 12:59 PM (Kpl3J)

This is meant to make the NYY readership feel better.

Posted by: Someguy at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM (7nTlT)

70 -
--
They would do more damage as Republicans - if anyone actually believed them any longer, if they had any influence over anyone other than their NeverTrumper friends. Anyone who is even paying attention to this stuff any longer isn't going to be swayed by them.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 12:55 PM

-------------------------------------------------------

That's the real reason the left and never-Trumpers (birm) hate Trump so much. His election showed that a large percentage of the country isn't buying their bullshit anymore.

Posted by: irright at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM (pMGkg)

71 Born-again republicans.

They want to give it away again and again.

Posted by: SH at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM (sX1BW)

72 > The authors have worked for and supported Republican campaigns.


Read: they've infiltrated Republican campaigns to help ensure they lose.

See also: John "Fuckstain" McCain and Willard "The Rat" Romney.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM (WsmTT)

73 The assholes in my state are cockadoodle dooing over yet another gas tax to the states bereft coffers.... I mean to help the environment... to help the environment!!!!

Posted by: ... at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM (5qQwh)

74 Why would I ever take advice from a bunch of bloated frauds who obviously don't even possess the willpower to walk away from a plate of food?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM (m/eiQ)

75 Of course the huge mistake they are making, politically, is that in our system, you can never get anywhere just being "Against" someone. Who are you for? So they don't like Trump, does that mean that instead they support Bernie Sanders? Liz Warren? Tank Abrams? Who are they for?

If you're not FOR someone, then you're automatically just useless noise.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM (Kpl3J)

76 Tapper's no more than a pretentious Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM (U+yse)

77 Our Never Trumpers are just like the conservative "Remainers" in the UK - they all decided to join up with the Lib-Dem party The Lib-Dems won 11 seats out of 650 - their entire party could fit inside a travel van now. That's the same amount of influence that the Never Trumpers have here.

Boris removed the whip from Phillip Hammond, Letwin, and another 20 or so of the Tory Remain insurrection.

Most of the Remainers who went to the LibDems were Labourites.

But yeah, Remain got splattered in this election.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM (8erNz)

78 >>5 people who will never work for pay in politics again. Seriously, who would hire them? Not Democrats, they've got their own people already, they don't need any turncoats.

That's why they are screaming so loud.

They are accustomed to being deferred to in matters of politics because of their "expertise". It's now clear they have no expertise and they are not just unnecessary but have been steering people who relied on them in the wrong direction for years.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)

79 I'm not sure but I think maybe they want us all dead.
Posted by: troyriser at December 17, 2019 12:58 PM (E2EAq)

-----

I an sure. Metaphysical certainty.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM (8XRCm)

80 meep meep motherfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2019 01:02 PM (d7Ww2)

81 These guys keep insisting that they are leaving or have left but never seem to find the door.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 17, 2019 01:02 PM (iys0/)

82 What of Max Boot!?
Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2019 12:55 PM

Pish, what of Das Boot?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Das Boot up Dat Ass?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 01:02 PM (aMV0K)

83 63 'Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
And dump a load in our Wives'
Posted by: The Cuck Christmas Choir at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (zOZae)

With pleasure, HO HO HO!

Posted by: Paolo Klaus at December 17, 2019 01:02 PM (CLteG)

84 Talking about the Republican Party, to current, or potential Trump voters. Just more Failure Theater for the Left. " Republican" is only an incidental matter for Trump voters.

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:02 PM (90T4r)

85 I've re-educated Joe well. Daddy would be proud!

Posted by: Mika at December 17, 2019 01:02 PM (ptqGC)

86 The special election to replace Katie "Throuple" Hill (D-CA) in CD-25 is March 3rd. Sure would be nice to pick that one off.

The Cook PVI for CD-25 says EVEN. (No D or R advantage)

March 3rd is the same day as the Super Tuesday DEM primary, which should maximize DEM chances of winning this seat outright. But..., if nobody gets 50%, it goes to a runoff.

Looks as if the former GOP Rep, whom Hill beat, is running again, for better or worse.

One real election is worth a hundred polls to me.

Posted by: mnw at December 17, 2019 01:02 PM (Cssks)

87 Our Never Trumpers are just like the conservative "Remainers" in the UK - they all decided to join up with the Lib-Dem party The Lib-Dems won 11 seats out of 650 - their entire party could fit inside a travel van now. That's the same amount of influence that the Never Trumpers have here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2019 12:56 PM (Kpl3J


The politics of self-exile. They picked up their ball and went home, sure that others would follow begging them to stay. Problem with that plan - it didn't work out that way.

"How can we miss you if you don't go away?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 01:02 PM (hLRSq)

88 Yep. They want us dead.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (GP3/4)
+++++++++++++
Sort of. They want everyone enslaved and bent to their will.

It's only if you aren't interested in compliance that they want you dead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:02 PM (I2dne)

89 The only real accomplishment of Fake Yapper is that he knows what Bill Clinton's dick tastes like, albeit second-hand.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
======================

Probably tastes like Yapper's wife's snootch.

Posted by: Guzalot at December 17, 2019 01:03 PM (prSvo)

90 They want to give it away again and again.
Posted by: SH at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM (sX1BW)

------

**enjoys a nice Red Hot Chili Pepper earworm......

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2019 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

91
Y'know, I do not recall hearing of former Whigs going all #NeverFremont for the1856 election.

Or, even if they did, anybody giving a shit that they had.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2019 01:03 PM (pNxlR)

92 > But yeah, Remain got splattered in this election.

And notice that, right on cue, the British communists are screeching that the vote-counting method, which the Brits have had since time immemorial, is "unfair" and needs to be done away with.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 17, 2019 01:03 PM (WsmTT)

93 Forget it, Ace, it's Gynotown.

Posted by: ShainS at December 17, 2019 01:03 PM (WnJWI)

94 Im a good with the situation getting hot. Im a good shot but practice will make me better.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2019 01:03 PM (lyaJC)

95 These guys keep insisting that they are leaving or have left but never seem to find the door.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Same with those who said the were moving to Canada if Trump won.

Bitch, why you still complaining? You should be Canadian by now.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 01:03 PM (aMV0K)

96
"How can we miss you if you don't go away?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 17, 2019 01:02 PM (hLRSq)

In many ways, this too is the story of Obama.

Posted by: Someguy at December 17, 2019 01:03 PM (7nTlT)

97

They are accustomed to being deferred to in matters of politics because of their "expertise". It's now clear they have no expertise and they are not just unnecessary but have been steering people who relied on them in the wrong direction for years. [/i


LTC.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 01:03 PM (U+yse)

98 The best part. Most people could give two shits about anything these shits have to say. LOLGFY.

--

Yes. And hardly anybody even knows who they are. They're completely insignificant, irrelevant and wield no sway with anybody that isn't hard left or anti-Trump already.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 17, 2019 01:03 PM (JoUsr)

99 Sigh.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 01:03 PM (U+yse)

100 "Pish, what of Das Boot?"

Das Max Boot. Er ist den grossesten Boot in dem Welt!

Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 01:04 PM (eAZVt)

101 67 Why do these people want this situation to go hot?
Posted by: rammajamma at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (PQRcz)

They don't think it will. They think they can browbeat us and even beat us into submission. They've had their way for so long, and they're so naturally arrogant and self-righteous, and have such contempt for us, that they really believe it. Just as they were shocked by Trump's victory, they'll be shocked if this does go hot.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 17, 2019 01:04 PM (H8QX8)

102 Ah, so this is the hill worth dying on!

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 01:04 PM (z9nOg)

103
No ...








Don't go ...






Stop ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2019 01:04 PM (pNxlR)

104 That bastard Pence was in on it too!

Kyle Cheney@kyledcheney
JUST IN: Schiff suggests that a supplemental letter provided by a Pence aide - which the VP's office won't declassify - "raises profound questions" about Pence's knowledge of Trump's effort to get Ukraine to launch investigation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2019 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)

105 These Republican traitors can do what their earlier kin, Benedict Arnold did, that is, move to Britain after the jig was up.

Maybe they could get a job on the BBC.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 01:04 PM (sy5kK)

106 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7801271/



And then there's 750 'scholars' (including LBJ's biographer!) who seem blind to history prior to 2008.

Posted by: JEM at December 17, 2019 12:58 PM (8erNz)


Is that 97% of scholars? Cause you gots to get to 97% to be legit.

Posted by: Count de Monet, fruitcake lover at December 17, 2019 01:04 PM (q1Pj5)

107 " Of course the huge mistake they are making, politically, is that in our system, you can never get anywhere just being "Against" someone. Who are you for? So they don't like Trump, does that mean that instead they support Bernie Sanders? Liz Warren? Tank Abrams? Who are they for?

If you're not FOR someone, then you're automatically just useless noise.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM (Kpl3J)"

Oh please do stop making cogent observations that one would have expected a journalist by definition to ask. You're upsetting the fallacy.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 17, 2019 01:04 PM (m/eiQ)

108 27 The best part. Most people could give two shits about anything these shits have to say. LOLGFY.
Posted by: Minnfidel



The best time to put this out is mid-December. It's not like there are any other distractions. These neverTrumps are SMART, Not DUMB, Like those other guys.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2019 01:04 PM (vN4+Q)

109 'Chestnuts Roasting, on an Open Fire
Licking some guy's semen off your toes
though it's been said
many times
many ways
Merry Christmas
...to you'

Posted by: The Cuck Christmas Choir at December 17, 2019 01:05 PM (zOZae)

110 fun historical fact - the original graphic is of Dan Sickles, Tammany Hall hero and one legged Union General who thought it was a good idea to advance off of Cemetery Ridge into the Peach Orchard (without orders) at Gettysburg and got his III Corp command shot to hell.
Where, unfortunately, a cannon ball took off his right leg instead of his head.

Dan was the first case pleaded with the Insanity defense.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2019 01:05 PM (DI/ar)

111 When there's no punishment, the crime will continue until it becomes habit. The NYT is already past that.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 17, 2019 01:05 PM (E+OcO)

112 This is meant to make the NYY readership feel better.
Posted by: Someguy at December 17, 2019 01:01 PM


They're probably reading the sports section, and dreaming of a Red Soxless September.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 17, 2019 01:05 PM (9UaSi)

113 >>>This is why David French and Jonah Goldberg haven't formally renounced yet -- they know they can do more damage pretending to be Republicans.

Or because this week's "newsletter" got stuck in the fax machine.

Early 90s technology is a cruel mistress.

Posted by: El Kabong at December 17, 2019 01:05 PM (datdl)

114 He piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 01:05 PM (M0u+N)

115 Stephen Miller is especially hated as he is


responsible for the pompatus of love.

I mean, really.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 17, 2019 01:05 PM (wzVKm)

116 Trumpus Invictus!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2019 01:05 PM (yQpMk)

117 > They've had their way for so long, and they're so naturally arrogant and self-righteous, and have such contempt for us, that they really believe it.

They remind me of the nobles at Versailles, circa 1788.

Things didn't end well for them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 17, 2019 01:05 PM (WsmTT)

118 Yup, I gave up being a republican too. Call be a conservative America first guy. I have no party anymore. I will crawl through broken glass and razor wire to vote Trump. I vote republican because it is better than the alternatives. I have no use for the GOP.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 17, 2019 01:06 PM (0OmEj)

119 Why do these people want this situation to go hot?

Posted by: rammajamma at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (PQRcz)

--

I'm genuinely worried about 2021 and when RBG admits she's dead.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 17, 2019 01:06 PM (6aW5L)

120 Stephen Miller is especially hated as he is


responsible for the pompatus of love.

I mean, really.




Some people call him the Space Cowboy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2019 01:06 PM (yQpMk)

121 John Weaver?

Posted by: Inogame at December 17, 2019 01:06 PM (ySZHT)

122 The Herculean efforts these blowhards make to attempt to remain relevant are quite sad, actually.

Look at MEEEEEE! I used to be somebody! My mommy told me I was special! I'm all a twatter about sammiches and movies!

So sad. Someone should just push them off a building and end the misery.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2019 01:06 PM (d7Ww2)

123 That bastard Pence was in on it too!

Kyle Cheney@kyledcheney
JUST IN: Schiff suggests that a supplemental letter provided by a Pence aide - which the VP's office won't declassify - "raises profound questions" about Pence's knowledge of Trump's effort to get Ukraine to launch investigation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2019 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++++
Of course. Assume they get their white whale and Trump is both impeached and removed. It doesn't do anyone a damn bit of good to have President Pence.

He's next. If they get their way, the Senate slow-walks his VP appointment while the House impeaches him. It's the only way to President Pelosi.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:06 PM (I2dne)

124 Yeah surprised they didn't get Max Boot in to again pretend he's a republican.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 17, 2019 01:06 PM (G2zl5)

125 Strongly believe that what we Trumpers are, are Nationalists, America Firsters. It is harder for the Left to openly attack THAT position, and expect to win elections. They have all those collectivist votes already, and they lost last time.

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:06 PM (90T4r)

126 JUST IN: Schiff suggests that a supplemental letter provided by a Pence aide - which the VP's office won't declassify - "raises profound questions" about Pence's knowledge of Trump's effort to get Ukraine to launch investigation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2019 01:04 PM (+y/Ru)


-------

Nobody says Trump didnt want an investigation.

YOU assholes keep saying he tried to coerce the Ukranians into one to damage Quid Pro Joe politically.
THAT part is bullshit. Joe damages his chances all on his own.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2019 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

127 Conway, Schmidt, and Weaver... who are they again?


Conway's the fat guy in a little body

Posted by: x at December 17, 2019 01:07 PM (nFwvY)

128 > These Republican traitors can do what their earlier kin, Benedict Arnold did, that is, move to Britain after the jig was up.


Yeah, about that...

Posted by: BoJo Mojo at December 17, 2019 01:07 PM (WsmTT)

129 The special election to replace Katie "Throuple" Hill (D-CA) in CD-25 is March 3rd. Sure would be nice to pick that one off.

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That's the one with the freakishly gross Chunk Ugher running. I'd rather vote for dog vomit than him. Hope the voters of that district are awake on March 3rd. Would love to see the R get the seat. And would love to see him trounced hard.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 17, 2019 01:07 PM (JoUsr)

130 token gopers

Posted by: vmom hit & run posting at December 17, 2019 01:07 PM (G546f)

131 As a life long Democrat with access to the highest tiers of the party, I admit there is an epidemic of child molestation within all facets of the democrat party. I have the authority to plead guilty to all accusations of voter fraud that have occured in the past 100 years. We did it!! I can say with 100% accuracy, as an eye witness, that Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Ultra-Staunch Democrat at December 17, 2019 01:07 PM (fxb2o)

132 I've noticed that throughout history it never ends well for traitors and turnabouts. They always get their comeuppance.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 17, 2019 01:07 PM (m/eiQ)

133 Try to imagine one single person who reads the New York Times and who will now say "you know I have always supported Trump, but these good men have changed my mind!!! I now see the Error Of My Ways, thanks to them!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2019 12:59 PM

It's like the BLM or Antifa pricks rioting. Nobody is going to change their mind because they are blocking traffic, throwing poo or writing op eds. They are preaching to the choir.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2019 01:07 PM (r7Fvf)

134
JUST IN: Schiff suggests that a supplemental letter provided by a Pence aide - which the VP's office won't declassify - "raises profound questions" about Pence's knowledge of Trump's effort to get Ukraine to launch investigation.



Oh, noes!

Pence knew all about the no crime!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (U+yse)

135 The special election to replace Katie "Throuple" Hill (D-CA) in CD-25 is March 3rd. Sure would be nice to pick that one off.

_______



"We have improved our ballot-harvesting techniques since 2018 -- so no need to fear, comrade!" -- California Democrat Party

Posted by: ShainS at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (WnJWI)

136 OT_just wanted to re-post this stupid comment which Anosaurus Wreck provided in the thread below. It's only 1:00 p.m. EST but this gets my vote for the dumbest leftist comment of the day

Amee Vanderpool@girlsreallyrule
Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch just appeared on Fox and Friends this morning, making a point to parrot the "Merry Christmas" talking point of the GOP. If he's willing to go on Fox and throw a shout out to Republican narratives, what ele is he willing to do?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (WI7YS)

137 I know, right? Who TF is John Weaver?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (H9cB7)

138 Schiff suggests that a supplemental letter provided by a Pence aide - which the VP's office won't declassify - "raises profound questions" about Pence's knowledge of Trump's effort to get Ukraine to launch investigation.

Funny, I don't remember that from your trial, Schiff. Maybe you'll get a chance to bring it up in the Senate.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (Upqfr)

139 63 'Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
And dump a load in our Wives'

Posted by: The Cuck Christmas Choir at December 17, 2019 01:00 PM (zOZae)


On the second day of Trumpmas
my true love gave to me:

Two Cucking Bulls
and a ball gag in my quisling beak

Posted by: Rick Wislon, Steve Schmidt, and John Weaver at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (1CjJc)

140 Steve Scalise finds this all very amusing, I'm sure.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (yL25O)

141 JUST IN: Schiff suggests that a supplemental letter provided by a Pence aide - which the VP's office won't declassify - "raises profound questions" about Pence's knowledge of Trump's effort to get Ukraine to launch investigation.

--

WTF?

Trump *literally* released the phone call, didn't he?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (6aW5L)

142 Amee Vanderpool@girlsreallyrule
Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch just appeared on Fox and Friends this morning, making a point to parrot the "Merry Christmas" talking point of the GOP. If he's willing to go on Fox and throw a shout out to Republican narratives, what ele is he willing to do?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (WI7YS)
++++++++++
Hopefully it's "rule in a manner consistent with the plain language of the Constitution of the United States."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:09 PM (I2dne)

143
They remind me of the nobles at Versailles, circa 1788.

Things didn't end well for them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 17, 2019 01:05 PM (WsmTT)

Technically the no les at Versailles weren't the ones screwing the peasants. The point of Versailles was to get all of the nobility of any significance to relax and party there instead of being involved in politics, allowing the king, and ultimately the bureaucracy, to govern as they pleased.

An example of what happens when the balance of power is broken(and all parties tend to seek to break it, in their favor).

Posted by: Someguy at December 17, 2019 01:09 PM (7nTlT)

144 Schmidt's the guy who gets paid mega-bucks to deliberately lose elections for the GOPe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 17, 2019 01:09 PM (H9cB7)

145 Was that pic included for real b/c that's...really really bad.

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 17, 2019 01:09 PM (Xvo1a)

146 Amee Vanderpool@girlsreallyrule
Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch just appeared on Fox and Friends this morning, making a point to parrot the "Merry Christmas" talking point of the GOP.

--

So I'm following, she's upset that someone said "merry Christmas" to someone else at Christmas time?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 17, 2019 01:10 PM (6aW5L)

147 I'll tell you, Pence needs to fire a lot of the people in his orbit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 01:10 PM (U+yse)

148 Nobody says Trump didnt want an investigation.

YOU assholes keep saying he tried to coerce the Ukranians into one to damage Quid Pro Joe politically.
THAT part is bullshit. Joe damages his chances all on his own.

-------------

To be frank, I'm upset Trump didn't demand more from Ukraine. There was obvious corruption benefiting the son of a VP. As an American, I want to know everything about that relationship and how it came to be. Certainly before any of my tax dollars are used to support the country that corruptively supported a former VP.

Posted by: SH at December 17, 2019 01:10 PM (sX1BW)

149 I'll tell you, Pence needs to fire a lot of the people in his orbit.



I read that as into orbit and nodded.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2019 01:10 PM (yQpMk)

150 WTF?

Trump *literally* released the phone call, didn't he?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (6aW5L)


If this is actually anything (but it's Schiff, so...) then they flipped a Pence aide who's going to tell us aboujt his or her "feelings" about Trump's phone call.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 17, 2019 01:10 PM (H9cB7)

151 On the second day of Trumpmas
my true love gave to me:

Two Cucking Bulls
and a ball gag in my quisling beak
Posted by: Rick Wislon, Steve Schmidt, and John Weaver at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (1CjJc)
+++++++++++++
Five virtue signals
Four readers leaving
Three cruises missed

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (I2dne)

152 Amee Vanderpool@girlsreallyrule
Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch just appeared on Fox and Friends this morning, making a point to parrot the "Merry Christmas" talking point of the GOP.

--

This is a tad awkward btw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (6aW5L)

153 I vote republican because it is better than the alternatives. I have no use for the GOP.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable
=============================

This.

Posted by: Guzalot at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (prSvo)

154 I would not be surprised to see a check to a hit man on the NYT bank account. They will try anything.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (YslsA)

155 125 Strongly believe that what we Trumpers are, are Nationalists, America Firsters. It is harder for the Left to openly attack THAT position, and expect to win elections. They have all those collectivist votes already, and they lost last time.
Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:06 PM (90T4r)

---

Trumpers?

Support the president and all, but that just sounds dumb.

Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (RU4sa)

156
So I'm following, she's upset that someone said "merry Christmas" to someone else at Christmas time?



It's a dogwhistle to the Theocratic Patriarchy! Or Patrocratic Theoarchy!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (U+yse)

157
Per Schmidt's Wiki:
"Describing his new political orientation, he stated:


This Independent voter will be
aligned with the only party left in America that stands for what is
right and decent and remains fidelitous to our Republic, objective
truth, the rule of law and our Allies. That party is the Democratic Party.[34]"

Posted by: Dusty at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (M/tgW)

158 Oh, noes!


Pence knew all about the no crime!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (U+yse)

________


Washington comPost: Pence is clearly a Russian asset and, more than that, has anybody ever seen him and Putin in the same room at the same time? We thought not.

Posted by: ShainS at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (WnJWI)

159 > The point of Versailles was to get all of the nobility of any significance to relax and party there instead of being involved in politics

Well, sort of. It was more like the way that Reagan's Star Wars forced the Soviets to spend themselves into bankruptcy.

The nobles had to spend tons-o-cash on chateaus at Versailles, outrageously expensive clothing, parties, and whatnot. That kept them from spending money on their private armies.

But, fundamentally, all that money got raped out of the peasants, and eventually the peasants got tired of it.

Posted by: BoJo Mojo at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (WsmTT)

160 These ar people who never really had both feet in a principled Republican Party. They were interlopers, Democrats Lite, if you will, whose sole purpose was a Uniparty that rules by Deep State desires instead of the will of the people. They are the ones supporting open borders, higher taxes, an assault on your individual rights, corporatism and needless wars to support those goals.

These are exactly the type of people we need to excise from our politics and system of government. I only hope they make it to their "Jonestown".

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (m/eiQ)

161 Heh, now the Nevertrumpers are getting desperate. Keep talking guys, it lets us know who you are and what you want.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 17, 2019 01:12 PM (W+kMI)

162 Is there a 'Bye, Felicia' in here yet?

Posted by: garrett at December 17, 2019 01:12 PM (zOZae)

163 Ahh, the Squid Blow Bro brigade. I am trying to think of who will ever listen to another word, click a link, buy a book etc. from them? Sure, there new lib buddies will tell them how great they are now. They will then throw them away like the usefull idiots they are. LTC.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2019 01:12 PM (r7Fvf)

164 > making a point to parrot the "Merry Christmas" talking point of the GOP

Wishing someone Merry Christmas is now "parroting a talking point". Got it.

Posted by: BoJo Mojo at December 17, 2019 01:12 PM (WsmTT)

165 155

Trumpers?

Support the president and all, but that just sounds dumb.
Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (RU4sa)

Okay. Said it badly. Can I get a pass? Christmas, and all?

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:12 PM (90T4r)

166 Nobody says Trump didnt want an investigation.

YOU assholes keep saying he tried to coerce the Ukranians into one to damage Quid Pro Joe politically.
THAT part is bullshit. Joe damages his chances all on his own.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2019 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

...

UKRAINE wanted an investigation.

It was shut down by none other than Biden.

For political reasons.

I swear if the Democrats hadn't found a """"whistleblower""""" to create the Ukranian Phone Call Crisis of 2019, they would have re-opened the investigation into the time that Trump threw a roll of paper towels at that unsuspecting guy one time.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2019 01:13 PM (yL25O)

167 These guys keep insisting that they are leaving or have left but never seem to find the door.


**********

They can't even flounce properly.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:13 PM (m45I2)

168 Are Kellyanne and George playing some good guy/bad guy caper? Because George is a first class douchebag and comes off as a genuinely shitty person. She must hate the very sight of him.

Posted by: Batty Roy at December 17, 2019 01:13 PM (CLteG)

169 To be frank, I'm upset Trump didn't demand more from Ukraine.

I don't think he had to. He already knows.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 01:13 PM (kUnLs)

170 I haven't seen 'Merry Christmas' classified as hate speech yet, but it is early in the day.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 17, 2019 01:13 PM (YslsA)

171 But yeah, Remain got splattered in this election.

At least one of the major Tory remain voices admitted that they should leave now, and that he underestimated the level of support for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

172 Nobody says Trump didnt want an investigation.



YOU assholes keep saying he tried to coerce the Ukranians into one to damage Quid Pro Joe politically.

THAT part is bullshit. Joe damages his chances all on his own.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2019 01:06 PM (8XRCm)

Trump and the rest of the country should want an investigation to root out corruption in the highest offices in the U.S. That is a basic function of the executive, and it is central to this giant farce.
A basic and authorized function of the POTUS cannot simultaneously be authorized and proper and an impeachable offense, just because the corrupt target of the investigation is a dem running for POTUS. That's why they brought in mindreaders to say that Trump's motive was corrupt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 01:13 PM (1CjJc)

173 129 LIB

Most expect Ugher to finish below the top 2, but... he could get the election to a runoff, which is what the GOP (& us) want.

Ugher once called for Jerusalem to be bulldozed out of existence, btw. Lovely fellow. Sanders endorsed him & then withdrew his endorsement.

Watching Ugher & the other Young Turks suffer the tortures of hell on the night Trump won was truly delightful.

Posted by: mnw at December 17, 2019 01:13 PM (Cssks)

174 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:09 PM (I2dne)

I guess "girlzreallyrule" is not a legal scholar. I don't read twitter very often , but I hope she got slammed

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2019 01:13 PM (WI7YS)

175 LOL George Conway, Steve Schmidt, and John Weaver what a cavalcade of losers and faux elites

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:14 PM (KZzsI)

176 To be frank, I'm upset Trump didn't demand more from Ukraine.
Posted by: SH at December 17, 2019 01:10 PM (sX1BW)

Likewise. He could have quid pro quided them up the ass as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 17, 2019 01:14 PM (H8QX8)

177 To be honest I'm not really sure what the term "Republican" actually stands for any more. I changed my registration from "Republican" to "independent" in 2016 and I have absolutely no intention of EVER switching it back. I have similar feelings towards "Conservative" now.

I find myself increasingly leaning towards the "Treebeard" party: "I'm not on anybody's 'side' because nobody is on MY 'side'."

Posted by: I Have Questions at December 17, 2019 01:14 PM (BvNzB)

178 They can't even flounce properly.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:13 PM (m45I2)

----------------

Maybe we can see if they bounce?

Posted by: Trebuchets for Trump at December 17, 2019 01:14 PM (OaLGH)

179 > These are exactly the type of people we need to excise from our politics and system of government.

In some ways it's a shame we don't have a party system like the Brits, where BoJo was able to physically toss their asses out of the party.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 17, 2019 01:14 PM (WsmTT)

180 I had to laugh when da Zero said women were better leaders than men. Especially since Ozero wouldnt make a pimple on a mans ass. The Wookie had a higher level of testosterone than presnit Mom jeans.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2019 01:14 PM (lyaJC)

181 Schmidt:

This Independent voter will be
aligned with the only party left in America that stands for what is
right and decent and remains fidelitous to our Republic, objective
truth, the rule of law and our Allies. That party is the Democratic Party

--

He forgot to mention the paycheck.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 17, 2019 01:14 PM (YslsA)

182 The Merry Christmas meme is over 2000 years old. When will you boomers drop it?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, later today at December 17, 2019 01:14 PM (yL25O)

183 Trumpers?

Support the president and all, but that just sounds dumb.


I'm ok with 'Trumpublican'. Republicans have ruined 'Republican' for me.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 01:15 PM (kUnLs)

184 94 Im a good with the situation getting hot. Im a good shot but practice will make me better.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2019 01:03 PM (lyaJC)


You're going to Milwaukee in July, 2020? You'll blend right in.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 01:15 PM (sy5kK)

185 >>I don't think he had to. He already knows.

Indeed he do.

And he's known for a long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)

186 I'll tell you, Pence needs to fire a lot of the people in his orbit.



I read that as into orbit and nodded.
Posted by: Grump928(C)



*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 01:15 PM (aMV0K)

187 Justice Gorsuch said Merry Christmas on Fox and Friends and liberal Twitter wants him impeached because OMG how could he be impartial?

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2019 01:15 PM (hbeK4)

188 Schmidt et al to include the NY Slimes are a bunch of chiggers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:15 PM (c1Tot)

189 Trumpers?

Support the president and all, but that just sounds dumb.
Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM


To be fair, Trumper makes some great shaving cream.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2019 01:16 PM (ejd/p)

190 that the rick wilson fellow must be celebrating

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 17, 2019 01:16 PM (0O7c5)

191 To be frank, I'm upset Trump didn't demand more from Ukraine.

Yeah, I mean its basic negotiating tactics to hold out a carrot to get compliance. But its not like he had to twist their arm or anything, I mean the place is out several hundred BILLION dollars because of that corruption, they want to dig into it as well.

And I mean... Ukraine is corrupt to the core, so they'll back whoever they think will be in a power to help them or hurt them. They sunk a lot of money and energy into helping Hillary win because they were sure she would beat Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:16 PM (KZzsI)

192 What's all this then?

Posted by: Kris Kringle at December 17, 2019 01:16 PM (q1Pj5)

193 So the bad icky picture shows a cuckee New York politician (Sickles) gunning down the cuckor son of the writer of the National Anthem (Key). The shooter was tried and got off on an early example of an insanity defense.
This is obviously a signal that if somebody should again shoot up a Republican softball team they can rest assured their actions will be rewarded with no jail time and the undying gratitude of the NYT.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 17, 2019 01:16 PM (e1mEI)

194 The abortion issue alone is what drives all this leftist malarkey.

Get real, it's all about RBG. They're prepping the battlespace.

Poor Mittens. Because of his faith he will have to support Trump's pick.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2019 01:17 PM (Y274z)

195 I left the republicans a few years back thanks to Romney and McCain. They were never about winning. All they cared about was feathering their pockets and those of their cronies. This is why Trump came along and told the people exactly what they have been waiting to hear for years. Its all about the power and the money and control. Eff them, WAR.

Posted by: morigu at December 17, 2019 01:17 PM (0wMcV)

196 Don't they pretend to hate Trump because he's vulgar, insulting, crass, etc?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 17, 2019 01:17 PM (nRWPy)

197 I'm a Reagan.

A Treagan. Yeah.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 01:17 PM (M0u+N)

198
Schiff suggests that a supplemental letter provided by a Pence aide - which the VP's office won't declassify - "raises profound questions" about Pence's knowledge of Trump's effort to get Ukraine to launch investigation.


Still missing the essential ingredients

> complete and thorough purge of the letter writer's social media streams,

> a coterie of beach people, and

> work orders to install a second front door.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2019 01:17 PM (pNxlR)

199 Posted by: Dusty at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (M/tgW)
++++++++++++
Let's go ahead and fisk that.

This Independent voter
>> You mean "Democrat," per the final part of this.

will be aligned with the only party left in America that stands for what is right and decent and remains fidelitous
>> Nice SAT word. Who are you trying to convince? Me or yourself?

to our Republic,
>> Counterpoint: the national popular vote, supported by Dems

objective truth,
>> Counterpoint: social construction theory, most visibly through the transgender activism. Supported, again, by the Democrat party.
the rule of law
>> Counterpoint: Spygate, FISA abuse, various witch-hunts, Hillary's E-Mails, Uranium One, trade policies, etc.

and our Allies.
>> Counterpoint: We went to war with neutral parties (Libya) and enabled and expanded the military power of our enemies (Iran) when under a Democrat administration.

That party is the Democratic Party.[34]"
>> Counterpoint: Pull the other one, douchebag

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:17 PM (I2dne)

200 http://bit.ly/2tuskDd
*******
BREAKING: Manafort Hospitalized After 'Cardiac Event'

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 17, 2019 01:17 PM (BqBId)

201 Dead Cat Flounce?

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 01:17 PM (M0u+N)

202 169 To be frank, I'm upset Trump didn't demand more from Ukraine.

I don't think he had to. He already knows.
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 01:13 PM (kUnLs)

...

I think what the Left finds shattering is an executive who actually conducts diplomacy.

They got fully behind a guy whose stated notion was "leading from behind" and whose main diplomatic focus was hoping to get up enough courage to ask Iran out on a date after sending them lots of flowers and pallets of cash.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2019 01:18 PM (yL25O)

203 Squid Bro Blow. Oh No! They are leaving? Not that! Kind of like how I feel when my BIL and his brood of idiots leaves at Christmas. I can't lock the door fast enough. GTFO!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2019 01:18 PM (r7Fvf)

204 Okay. Said it badly. Can I get a pass? Christmas, and all?
Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:12 PM (90T4r)

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Fine.

Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 01:18 PM (RU4sa)

205 90% of print GOP pundits are fake Republicans and have been for decades.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 17, 2019 01:18 PM (2DOZq)

206 > Justice Gorsuch

I forget. Is he one of them Catha-licks, or is he the one who's American British Catha-lick Lite (i.e., Episcopalian)?

I seem to remember that he's Episcopal and Kavanaugh is Catholic, but wouldn't bet money on it without checking.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 17, 2019 01:18 PM (WsmTT)

207 remains fidelitous to our Republic

Dafuq?! That's not even a word.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2019 01:18 PM (ejd/p)

208 Latvian government said it flagged suspicious payments to Hunter Biden in 2016.

https://tinyurl.com/tfapz8d

unexpectedly

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 01:18 PM (ZLI7S)

209 200 http://bit.ly/2tuskDd
*******
BREAKING: Manafort Hospitalized After 'Cardiac Event'
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 17, 2019 01:17 PM (BqBId)

Political prisoner.

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:18 PM (90T4r)

210 This is obviously a signal that if somebody should again shoot up a Republican softball team they can rest assured their actions will be rewarded with no jail time and the undying gratitude of the NYT.

Well I mean... that's the analysis the NYT would give to an article in the Washington Times with that kind of illustration.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:18 PM (KZzsI)

211 Snow is pretty when the sun is out.

Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 01:18 PM (RU4sa)

212
One more thing with the Dan Sickles drawing. Besides being a cuckold, and a de facto murderer, Sickles was a Democrat, a brother in the corrupt Tammany Hall New York City Democrat Party political machine.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2019 01:18 PM (kw0bd)

213 Hollywood Critics Association names Kristen "One Facial Expression" Stewart actress of the decade.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wnr4ckw

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 01:19 PM (9t0Zz)

214
The nobles had to spend tons-o-cash on chateaus at Versailles, outrageously expensive clothing, parties, and whatnot. That kept them from spending money on their private armies.

But, fundamentally, all that money got raped out of the peasants, and eventually the peasants got tired of it.

Posted by: BoJo Mojo at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (WsmTT)

To my knowledge the taxes relevant to the French Revolution were largely imposed by the Crown. In comparison to the tax needs of the government(military, bureaucracy, mercantilist endeavors) the private expenditures of the nobility could only have been so much.

Posted by: Someguy at December 17, 2019 01:19 PM (7nTlT)

215 "American Party".

Now, there's a name that would make commie heads explode.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 17, 2019 01:19 PM (WsmTT)

216 McCains legacy: one fat ass brain dead daughter who lives among loons.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 17, 2019 01:19 PM (lyaJC)

217 Weaver, I think, is the one who was working for the McCain campaign in 2008 until Obama got the nomination. At which point Weaver quit, because he couldn't possibly campaign against Barack Obama. That may not be a verbatim quote, but it's close.

As I wondered at the time, what the hell? Who in politics does that and why?

Posted by: tsj017 at December 17, 2019 01:19 PM (ZiGm9)

218 200 http://bit.ly/2tuskDd
*******
BREAKING: Manafort Hospitalized After 'Cardiac Event'
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 17, 2019 01:17 PM (BqBId)

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He's gonna be Epsteined.

Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 01:19 PM (RU4sa)

219 How many of these anti-Trump organizations, PACs, and newsletters can these people create?!?

IIRC, Jonah Golberg's new newletter was specifically identified as anti-Trump.

Trump 2020: Better a BEC than a Cuck!

*"b#tch eating crackers" from meme about irrational hatred: "Look at that b#tch eating crackers like she owns the place.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:19 PM (bDqIh)

220 As a lifelong Republican, I can no longer support the Party of Trump

Posted by: zombie Karl Marx at December 17, 2019 01:20 PM (qAR6u)

221 BREAKING: Manafort Hospitalized After 'Cardiac Event'
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 17, 2019 01:17 PM (BqBId)

This poor guy has been forgotten. Is he still in solitary?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 17, 2019 01:20 PM (H8QX8)

222 Cant Trump fire all the Alphabet people kinda like Reagan did you the air traffic controllers. Just clean house and start fresh.

Posted by: morigu at December 17, 2019 01:20 PM (0wMcV)

223 Sounds like McConnell is shooting down Chuck Schumer's request for new witnesses.

Chuck, that was Nancy's job, and she delegated it to Bug Eyes and Fat Man.

McConnell isn't going to cover for your stupidity or bias.


BTW, Chuck, how many judges has old Turtle landed so far? A record number? Yeah.

Maybe if your party had an ounce of credibility, things would be different. No worries about that!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 01:20 PM (sy5kK)

224 fidelitous

??

Someone thinks fidelity is delicious? What are they? A gaki?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:20 PM (c1Tot)

225 207 remains fidelitous to our Republic

Dafuq?! That's not even a word.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2019 01:18 PM (ejd/p)

From a Carol? Adeste Fidelitous . " Oh Come, all you Fidels".

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:20 PM (90T4r)

226 Trumpers?

Support the president and all, but that just sounds dumb.

I'm ok with 'Trumpublican'. Republicans have ruined 'Republican' for me.
Posted by: t-bird



Trumpeters. Sing it loud and sing it proud!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 01:20 PM (aMV0K)

227 OT. There was a you tube vid over at Weasel Zip of a bull mastiff that waits everyday for the bus with his two human kids. Doggeh waits, they get on the bus, as soon as the door closes on the bus he's like. Mission accomplished, treat and nap time. It's awesome! Reason number 289 why dogs are better than cats and half of humans.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2019 01:21 PM (r7Fvf)

228 How stupid do they think we are? We all know that these people have been paid to change their principles.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 17, 2019 01:21 PM (YslsA)

229 Hollywood Critics Association names Kristen "One Facial Expression" Stewart actress of the decade.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wnr4ckw
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 01:19 PM (9t0Zz)

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lol

Considering what this decade has produced movie-wise, am not surprised by this.

Which is why TCM and MeTV are doing quite well.

Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 01:21 PM (RU4sa)

230 213 Hollywood Critics Association names Kristen "One Facial Expression" Stewart actress of the decade.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wnr4ckw
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 01:19 PM (9t0Zz)


...

Maybe they mean the actress who best represents the decade.

Because holy crap.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2019 01:21 PM (yL25O)

231 "He's gonna be Epsteined."

He'll hang himself from the IV stand.

Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 01:21 PM (eAZVt)

232 Understand that Manafort can't be kicked loose by Trump, yes?

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:22 PM (90T4r)

233 Hollywood Critics Association names Kristen "One Facial Expression" Stewart actress of the decade.


Remember that post yesterday about entertainment industry payola? Yeah, this.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 01:22 PM (U+yse)

234 Cant Trump fire all the Alphabet people kinda like Reagan did you the air traffic controllers. Just clean house and start fresh.
Posted by: morigu at December 17, 2019 01:20 PM (0wMcV)
+++++++++++++
It would be difficult because of Pendleton. Reagan got away with it because a court ruled PATCO's strike illegal and ordered them to return to work. The controllers refused to return, and thus became insubordinate. They were then filed for cause.

We need to go back to the spoils system.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:22 PM (I2dne)

235 >>Hollywood Critics Association names Kristen "One Facial Expression" Stewart actress of the decade.

Uh, OK, sure.
*bites lip, looks sideways and slumps a little.*

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:22 PM (bDqIh)

236 213 Hollywood Critics Association names Kristen "One Facial Expression" Stewart actress of the decade.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wnr4ckw
Posted by: bonhomme



About time a mannequin won an award.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2019 01:22 PM (vN4+Q)

237
213 Hollywood Critics Association names Kristen "One Facial Expression" Stewart actress of the decade.


Please, it's Kristen "resting bitch face" Stewart

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2019 01:22 PM (pNxlR)

238 From Merriam-Webster

"fidelitous"
The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the search bar above.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:22 PM (m45I2)

239 He'll hang himself from the IV stand.
Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 01:21 PM (eAZVt)

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This made me lol for some reason.

Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 01:22 PM (RU4sa)

240 I like that I had to do a search to find out who Kristen Stewart is. I don't recognize him, but I'm sure his boy band is pretty popular.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 17, 2019 01:22 PM (6aW5L)

241 George Conway is clearly mentally ill. What about the others?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 17, 2019 01:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

242 Lie to me. It feels so good. Yeah, right there. Don't stop.

Who are these clowns?

Posted by: klaftern at December 17, 2019 01:22 PM (RuIsu)

243 Per Schmidt's Wiki:
"Describing his new political orientation, he stated:


This Independent voter will be
aligned with the only party left in America that stands for what is
right and decent and remains fidelitous to our Republic, objective
truth, the rule of law and our Allies. That party is the Democratic Party.[34]"
Posted by: Dusty at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (M/tgW)


Every word in that statement is a lie.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 17, 2019 01:23 PM (aS1PU)

244 Guys guys guys.

It's really us who are asking for more witnesses. We had to fire the rest of our program directors and honestly covering these hearings is all we have left.

Have a heart. It's Winter Solstice after all.

Posted by: CNN at December 17, 2019 01:23 PM (yL25O)

245 The range of Kristen Stewart.

https://bit.ly/2PuV0Ep

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2019 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)

246 Wow, these four clowns left Nicole Wallace and Ana Navarro out of their NYT screed-writing party? Sexism!

Posted by: Gref at December 17, 2019 01:23 PM (AMIL/)

247 Who, who, who, and the Husband of Kellyanne Conway.

What a depth of no-names.

I fart in these leftists general direction.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 17, 2019 01:23 PM (pw+jk)

248 When a villain does a slow clap he is being sarcastic. He does not intend a preference cascade.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 17, 2019 01:24 PM (92HT0)

249 At least they didn't nominate Capt. Marvel... that would have really be flat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:24 PM (c1Tot)

250 fidelitous

We need a word boys, something with pep, something with snap, something with moxie!!! whatta ya got??

Conway: what about "loyalty"?
Others: too creepy and totalitarian
Scmidt: umm, "faithful"?
Others: ewww sounds religious!
Wilson, standing up with a hand in his vest, nose in the air: I have it... "fidelitous"!
Others: clapping and harrumphing furiously
Transcriber (quietly): is that even a word?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:24 PM (KZzsI)

251 If I go in for assault will you guys send me a care package or something?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2019 01:24 PM (RD7QR)

252 234 Ok what is Pendleton. I am not aware of this

Posted by: morigu at December 17, 2019 01:24 PM (0wMcV)

253 Transcriber (quietly): is that even a word?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:24 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++++
You can make an argument for it. The construction is proper.

But you shouldn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:25 PM (I2dne)

254 Is Conways' stay @ home TWITTY?

Posted by: saf at December 17, 2019 01:25 PM (5IHGB)

255 Kristen Stewart's best bit of acting was lying dead, on a bier, in Snow White and the Huntsman. She looked so lifelike, and natural.

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:25 PM (90T4r)

256 168 Are Kellyanne and George playing some good guy/bad guy caper? Because George is a first class douchebag and comes off as a genuinely shitty person. She must hate the very sight of him.

Posted by: Batty Roy at December 17, 2019 01:13 PM (CLteG)

Yeah, see here's the thing: many of us who follow politics closely tend to think of this stuff in very personal terms. It's often said that "politics is Hollywood for ugly people" and we need to keep that more up front in our minds: the pundits and politicians and their spokescritters are indeed ACTORS first. These are roles they play for TV and print. There's little or nothing personal in there for them; they aren't emotionally invested in this stuff to the extent the viewers / readers are. Their passion is more like what you have for your favorite sports team - at the end of the day it's all just a game and you can still be best friends (or even the spouse!) of someone who roots for "The Other Side".

Posted by: I Have Questions at December 17, 2019 01:25 PM (BvNzB)

257 Think of supposed-conservative writers and pundits as comfort food for liberals. Everyone loves comfort food!

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at December 17, 2019 01:25 PM (+CiEK)

258 Per Schmidt's Wiki:
"Describing his new political orientation, he stated:


This Independent voter will be
aligned with the only party left in America that stands for what is
right and decent and remains fidelitous to our Republic, objective
truth, the rule of law and our Allies. That party is the Democratic Party.[34]"
Posted by: Dusty at December 17, 2019 01:11 PM (M/tgW)



Nothing says true conservative like supporting the communist Democrat Party

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2019 01:25 PM (mpeBU)

259 So it looks like she was in some teenage vampire movie, but how do you get to be actress of the decade without really doing anything?

Actually someone might've nailed it above in that it really DOES represent modern film.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 17, 2019 01:25 PM (6aW5L)

260 Imagine living a lie your entire professional life, being found out and no one caring.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 17, 2019 01:25 PM (6/uwW)

261 Fidelicious.

Posted by: klaftern at December 17, 2019 01:25 PM (RuIsu)

262 241 George Conway is clearly mentally ill. What about the others?


The others are trying desperately to keep the Graft flowing. The Graft Must Flow!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2019 01:26 PM (vN4+Q)

263 Snow is pretty when the sun is out.


********

Like July.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:26 PM (m45I2)

264 > To my knowledge the taxes relevant to the French Revolution were largely imposed by the Crown.

Well, those fancy chateaus in Versailles didn't build themselves, and nobles were tax-exempt from the taille (the main tax).

The King did attempt to impose a new tax shortly before the revolution. That was more or less the final straw that broke the camel's back (and caused the King to lose his head).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 17, 2019 01:26 PM (WsmTT)

265 213 Hollywood Critics Association names Kristen "One Facial Expression" Stewart actress of the decade.

I'm attaching an addendum to my famous statement. In addition to 15 minutes of fame, every person will win an award.

Posted by: Zombie Andy Warhol at December 17, 2019 01:26 PM (H8QX8)

266 Richard Gates gets 45 days in jail and 3 years of probation for being in the vicinity of Trump's campaign.

I may have added that last bit....

Posted by: Tami at December 17, 2019 01:26 PM (cF8AT)

267 Would any of these brain damaged clowns be of interest to the NYT if they weren't neverTrumpers?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 17, 2019 01:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

268 Hollywood Critics Association names Kristen "One Facial Expression" Stewart actress of the decade.




It's been that bad of a decade

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2019 01:26 PM (mpeBU)

269 Hell, even Kristen Stewart is laughing at that shit.

I assume it's her reward for turning carpet licker.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 01:26 PM (M0u+N)

270 Who the fuck is Kristen Stewart?
I didn't see or hear of any of those great movies other than the one that failed so spectacular.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 17, 2019 01:27 PM (pw+jk)

271 Per Schmidt's Wiki:
"Describing his new political orientation, he stated:


This Independent voter will be
aligned with the only party left in America that stands for what is
right and decent and remains fidelitous to our Republic, objective
truth, the rule of law and our Allies. That party is the Democratic Party.[34]"



SHORTER: Hey, Democrats, Hire Me!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 01:27 PM (U+yse)

272 > Please, it's Kristen "resting bitch face" Stewart

I just call her "Vampire Chick".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 17, 2019 01:27 PM (WsmTT)

273 #32 ....a homicidal cuck. Not an ordinary one.

I'd say he lived in a community property state like Failfornia and she got half his stuff and the children.

He might be h8ing her lawyer too.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2019 01:27 PM (Y274z)

274
Wow, these four clowns left Nicole Wallace and Ana Navarro out of their NYT screed-writing party? Sexism!
Posted by: Gref at December 17, 2019 01:23 PM (AMIL/)


To be fair, Ana was asked to participate and actually showed up, but she could not tear herself away from the platters of fried chicken and waffles provided for "light refreshments" in order to actually do some work.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2019 01:27 PM (pNxlR)

275 Ok what is Pendleton. I am not aware of this
Posted by: morigu at December 17, 2019 01:24 PM (0wMcV)
++++++++++++
The Pendleton Civil Service Act effectively ended the spoils system by ensuring that federal government employment does not take into account things like political affiliation, and limits the ability to arbitrarily fire government employees simply because you don't like them or disagree with their politics *or* to gate-keep hiring on political terms.

It isn't universal but it keeps growing and a vast majority of government employees are covered by it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:27 PM (I2dne)

276 It's been that bad of a decade

It's been bad but there are some decent performers. Not that I give a shit.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 01:27 PM (M0u+N)

277 99 Sigh.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 01:03 PM (U+yse)

Sighing does not keep you out of the barrel.

Posted by: m at December 17, 2019 01:27 PM (7juvc)

278 People who are winning always have to lie about how much support they have

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 17, 2019 01:27 PM (t6ZEw)

279 Fidelicious.


Tastes like Castro?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 01:28 PM (U+yse)

280 I've just got one thing to say.

...you guys were right. Cartman SLAYED "Poker Face."

Dadgum.

Posted by: reason at December 17, 2019 01:28 PM (kZVsz)

281 Cuck parade.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2019 01:28 PM (NWiLs)

282 About time a mannequin won an award.

*foaming at the mouth*

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

*lunges out of computer monitor with knife, slashing wildly*

Posted by: Kim Cattrall at December 17, 2019 01:28 PM (9t0Zz)

283 Supercalifragilistifidelitouslidocious

Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:28 PM (m45I2)

284 Is Rose Tico in the last Star Wars movie?

Will anyone care enough to go see the wreck?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:28 PM (c1Tot)

285 I wouldn't know who Kirsten or Kristen Stewart is if she was sitting next to me. And I couldn't GAF that I don't.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2019 01:28 PM (r7Fvf)

286 No truly independent voter could possibly support the collection of extremists, cranks, radicals, and freaks the Democratic party has become. There was a time in the past you could agree with and basically support some of their politicians but these days? Its like the Monster Raving Silly Party but without the fun or satire.

Its tough for an independent voter to support the Republican Party because there are icky religious types in there and some pretty far-right sorts (by modern cultural standards -- far right meaning "holds standard popular positions from 30 years ago") but many are pretty moderate and even leaning slightly left.

But Democrats? They're all as far left on the chart as the image will allow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:28 PM (KZzsI)

287 The Conservative Case for Surprise Otter Anal

Posted by: Kristol Goldberg at December 17, 2019 01:28 PM (JFO2v)

288 Lol. Tater is appalled that Gorsuch went on "partisan" Fox & Friends this morning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 01:29 PM (ptqGC)

289 Tells you they're desperate to reassure their liberal readers they're still right--everyone else is a Russian agent or a traitor

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 17, 2019 01:29 PM (t6ZEw)

290 #54 ...not Hillary. For sure.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2019 01:29 PM (Y274z)

291 Trudeau is Fidelicious.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2019 01:29 PM (GP3/4)

292 283 Supercalifragilistifidelitouslidocious
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:28 PM (m45I2)


That's a lotta work there, Muldoon.

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:29 PM (90T4r)

293 Feeling fidelitous? Some Pepto Bismol should clear it right up.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 17, 2019 01:30 PM (4pMBB)

294 Fidelitous - it's the opposite of Pompatus.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2019 01:30 PM (DI/ar)

295 Is Rose Tico in the last Star Wars movie?

"She's the last secret Skywalker, who saves the force by making it bisexual! Its a twist sure to delight the fans!"
--Kathleen Kennedy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:30 PM (KZzsI)

296 I just call her "Vampire Chick".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 17, 2019 01:27 PM (WsmTT)

--

It's almost like being married to a man is what qualifies you to be president. She was a character watching other people do stuff before saving her, wasn't she?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 17, 2019 01:30 PM (6aW5L)

297 285 I wouldn't know who Kirsten or Kristen Stewart is if she was sitting next to me. And I couldn't GAF that I don't.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2019 01:28 PM (r7Fvf)

If she sat sat right next to you, you wouldn't even notice.

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:30 PM (90T4r)

298 Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch just appeared on Fox and Friends this morning, making a point to parrot the "Merry Christmas" talking point of the GOP. If he's willing to go on Fox and throw a shout out to Republican narratives, what ele is he willing to do?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (WI7YS)

OHMIGOD GORSUCH SAID "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!" IMPEACH! IMPEACH!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 17, 2019 01:30 PM (Kpl3J)

299 288 Lol. Tater is appalled that Gorsuch went on "partisan" Fox & Friends this morning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 01:29 PM (ptqGC)

And he said "Merry Christmas", which is a right wing talking point

Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2019 01:30 PM (Izzlo)

300 "Indeed. The only real accomplishment of Fake Yapper is that he knows what Bill Clinton's dick tastes like, albeit second-hand.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 17, 2019 12:59 PM (WsmTT)"

Wait, are you saying he batted cleanup on the Dirty Sanchez from Jeffrey Epstein?

Posted by: Abiss at December 17, 2019 01:30 PM (Y8DtA)

301 Lol. Tater is appalled that Gorsuch went on "partisan" Fox & Friends this morning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 01:29 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
He could have had an argument if it was "SCOTUS justices should stay out of the popular press in general" and applied to every justice and every outlet.

But he doesn't. He doesn't because he's a hack.

I don't really care if he is appalled or not, except insofar as I like the thought of him being consumed by an impotent, tiny fury.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (I2dne)

302 Fidelicious.
Posted by: klaftern at December 17, 2019 01:25 PM


Needs more narcissism, but I'll allow it.

Posted by: Fergie at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (ejd/p)

303 284
Is Rose Tico in the last Star Wars movie?

pretty sure i've seen her in cast pictures.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (sGtp+)

304 >>So it looks like she was in some teenage vampire movie, but how do you
get to be actress of the decade without really doing anything?

She's a child actress who starred in a huge teen vampire franchise (made $$$, Hollywood likes that), dated hot hot costar (made $$$ for gossip press), hates fame (humility!), loves fashion and has Chanel deal (cultured and trendy!), prefers indie films (so, a true actress not a money grubber, amirite?), and --- wait for it! --- came out as a lesbian (GLAAD approves!).She checks the right boxes.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (bDqIh)

305 Hollywood Critics Association names Kristen "One Facial Expression" Stewart actress of the decade.

I'm attaching an addendum to my famous statement. In addition to 15 minutes of fame, every person will win an award.
Posted by: Zombie Andy Warhol at December 17, 2019 01:26 PM (H8QX

The Left's anti-morality requires them to mock merit and elevate trash. The complete inversion or obliteration of all standards is one of their major objectives. Garbage like a banana duct taped to a wall is high art, and technically difficult, beautiful works go ignored by the critics.

John C. Wright explained that phenomenon pretty well in his blog post "The Unified Field Theory of Madness".

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (J+mig)

306 What is funnier than the idea of 'Merry Christmas' being republican hate speech, is that these fools claim it with a straight face.

It does make it easier to see that they lie all the time, though.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (YslsA)

307 I am sure they gave Stewart that award because men wouldn't go see Charlie's Angels.

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (hbeK4)

308 Hollywood Critics Association names Kristen "One Facial Expression" Stewart actress of the decade.

Do they choose one every month? If not, I'm thinking she won for sexual favors of the decade.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (kUnLs)

309 Tonight's Mega Million jackpot is worth a quarter billion dollars cash.*

That would be some very Merry Christmas.

*Before taxes, relatives, and canoe accidents.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (c1Tot)

310 Love these "I'm now leaving" cucks.

Idiots left long ago, yet, somehow manage to keep leaving.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 17, 2019 01:32 PM (OaLGH)

311 Relatives, Anna Puma?

As if.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 17, 2019 01:32 PM (ptqGC)

312 Fox is partisan, the Bushes are Conservative, the Democrats are the working man's party.

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:32 PM (90T4r)

313 , and --- wait for it! --- came out as a lesbian (GLAAD approves!).She checks the right boxes.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (bDqIh)

Munches them too. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2019 01:32 PM (NWiLs)

314 The Left's anti-morality requires them to mock merit and elevate trash. The complete inversion or obliteration of all standards is one of their major objectives. Garbage like a banana duct taped to a wall is high art, and technically difficult, beautiful works go ignored by the critics.


Absolutely spot-on, and this practice has the added benefit of demoralizing sane people.

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 17, 2019 01:32 PM (Rarvo)

315
Love these "I'm now leaving" cucks.

Shouldn't they be saying "good day sir!" as the leave?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 17, 2019 01:33 PM (DI/ar)

316 I am sure they gave Stewart that award because men wouldn't go see Charlie's Angels.
Posted by: blaster


That too.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 01:33 PM (M0u+N)

317 The Left's anti-morality requires them to mock merit and elevate trash. The complete inversion or obliteration of all standards is one of their major objectives. Garbage like a banana duct taped to a wall is high art, and technically difficult, beautiful works go ignored by the critics.
...
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (J+mig)
++++++++++++++
Ding ding ding. It is all about destroying truth and beauty. It is the *only* way they can thrive. The must create a perverse, immoral world where things are the opposite of their reality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:33 PM (I2dne)

318 You know, I figure that if you do enough crazy things they'll keep you in solitary and it wouldn't be so bad. Maybe if I claimed to be an alien or started fights with fences or something.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2019 01:33 PM (RD7QR)

319 She's a child actress who starred in a huge teen vampire franchise (made $$$, Hollywood likes that), dated hot hot costar (made $$$ for gossip press), hates fame (humility!), loves fashion and has Chanel deal (cultured and trendy!), prefers indie films (so, a true actress not a money grubber, amirite?), and --- wait for it! --- came out as a lesbian (GLAAD approves!).She checks the right boxes.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (bDqIh)

--

Well sh*t, minus the vampire movie but adding extra for being pro-lesbian for so long, I should've been winning that award for 40 years or so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 17, 2019 01:33 PM (6aW5L)

320
Please, it's Kristen "resting bitch face" Stewart

I just call her "Vampire Chick".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 17, 2019 01:27 PM (WsmTT)





Prettiest poxy skank in the trailer park

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2019 01:33 PM (kw0bd)

321 207 remains fidelitous to our Republic

Dafuq?! That's not even a word.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 17, 2019 01:18 PM (ejd/p)

Like "Fidel"?

Posted by: m at December 17, 2019 01:33 PM (7juvc)

322 310 Love these "I'm now leaving" cucks.

Idiots left long ago, yet, somehow manage to keep leaving.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 17, 2019 01:32 PM (OaLGH)

The Navin Johnsons of politics.

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:33 PM (90T4r)

323 Ok what is Pendleton. I am not aware of this
Posted by: morigu at December 17, 2019 01:24 PM


I'd like to ask for a ruling. Isn't a Moron required to first look up any unknown word or phrase on Urban Dictionary before asking The Horde generally?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 17, 2019 01:34 PM (9UaSi)

324 307 I am sure they gave Stewart that award because men wouldn't go see Charlie's Angels.
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (hbeK4)

Not many women went to see it either

Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2019 01:34 PM (Izzlo)

325 Mr Conway seems to be trying to get his wife fired. Or maybe get her to quit.

The only reason he is relevant to the story is based on the success of his wife.

Part of a patriarchy trying to keep his in her place maybe?

Posted by: Big V at December 17, 2019 01:34 PM (B06Zw)

326 "She's the last secret Skywalker, who saves the force by making it bisexual! Its a twist sure to delight the fans!"
--Kathleen Kennedy


Modern gayz are about as accepting of bisexuals as blacks were of mixed race kids in the 1970s.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 01:34 PM (9t0Zz)

327 Mr. Kellyanne Conway, that fat guy who looks like a slightly younger Rob Reiner who worked for McCain and some other guy who worked for McCain.

Not moving the needle on the give a shit meter.

Posted by: huerfano at December 17, 2019 01:34 PM (9dnxb)

328 Ding ding ding. It is all about destroying truth and beauty. It is the *only* way they can thrive. The must create a perverse, immoral world where things are the opposite of their reality.


that's part of it, but they also require accolades and testimonials and certifications and other proofs of expertise in order to be unimpeachable sources of New Truths (and lord it over sane people)

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 17, 2019 01:34 PM (Rarvo)

329 Wait, the new Charlies Angels has already come to theaters?

Oh goodness. That's awkward.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 17, 2019 01:35 PM (6aW5L)

330 The Force is all about Mitichlirians...

Get your kids vaccinated today.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:35 PM (c1Tot)

331 Is Rose Tico in the last Star Wars movie?

pretty sure i've seen her in cast pictures.


Posted by: Anachronda at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (sGtp+)

What about me?

Posted by: Tila Tequila at December 17, 2019 01:35 PM (q1Pj5)

332 If she sat sat right next to you, you wouldn't even notice.

She's a huge pothead, so you'd notice the stank.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 01:35 PM (9t0Zz)

333 And he said "Merry Christmas", which is a right wing talking point

Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2019 01:30 PM (Izzlo)



Umm, style-book says the preferred diatribe is

he said "Merry Christmas", which is a right wing Nazi talking point used solely by the Patriarchs of White Supremacy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 17, 2019 01:35 PM (BiNEL)

334 Don't let the Democrats fool you--they are really upset that Van Drew defected to the Republicans--and I predict that they'll want to start an investigation to find out just what Trump offered him in exchange for his vote.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 01:35 PM (CqE5x)

335 Tonight's Mega Million jackpot is worth a quarter billion dollars cash.*

-------

$250 million is the annuity option. Cash out is half of that.

$125 million. Before Federal state and local taxes eat half of that.

$62.5 Million take home aint bad tho.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2019 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

336 I still think Manafort is in jail because he had that ostrich skin jacket.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 17, 2019 01:35 PM (JKNZq)

337 304 >>So it looks like she was in some teenage vampire movie, but how do you
get to be actress of the decade without really doing anything?

She's a child actress who starred in a huge teen vampire franchise (made $$$, Hollywood likes that), dated hot hot costar (made $$$ for gossip press), hates fame (humility!), loves fashion and has Chanel deal (cultured and trendy!), prefers indie films (so, a true actress not a money grubber, amirite?), and --- wait for it! --- came out as a lesbian (GLAAD approves!).She checks the right boxes.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (bDqIh)

Thank you for knowing all of this.

Posted by: m at December 17, 2019 01:35 PM (7juvc)

338 #138 Schiff can read classified letters WITH HIS MIND!

BWAHAHAA!
***********
That is at the heart of this matter. The Democrats are blindly following a delusional maniac. It's epic.

And far too many of the voters are with them.

Putin has got to be ecstatic. He put nearly nothing into starting this farce.

Posted by: torabora at December 17, 2019 01:35 PM (Y274z)

339 Mr Conway seems to be trying to get his wife fired. Or maybe get her to quit.

The only reason he is relevant to the story is based on the success of his wife.

--

Liberals hate successful women.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 17, 2019 01:35 PM (YslsA)

340 Fidelectible news! Bush comes out as a lesbian.

Posted by: klaftern at December 17, 2019 01:35 PM (RuIsu)

341

Strong, yet soft.

Stroft

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 17, 2019 01:36 PM (aKsyK)

342 What, they couldn't recruit Max Boot to join their PAC?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:36 PM (bDqIh)

343 that's part of it, but they also require accolades and testimonials and certifications and other proofs of expertise in order to be unimpeachable sources of New Truths (and lord it over sane people)
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 17, 2019 01:34 PM (Rarvo)
++++++++++++
It's all part and parcel.

The way they win - the way get that absolute control and corruption they crave - is not by calling something by the wrong name.

It's by getting *you* to call it by the wrong name.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:36 PM (I2dne)

344 Maybe if I do something REALLY BATSHIT CRAZY they'll let me serve my time in a psych ward.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2019 01:36 PM (RD7QR)

345
Hollywood Critics Association names Kristen "One Facial Expression" Stewart actress of the decade.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wnr4ckw
Posted by: bonhomme

======

Have you ever seen that Twilight movie when she dies giving birth? I keed, I keed, I know you haven't, but it's the most pro-life movie I've ever seen and she's 100% convincing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 01:36 PM (fuB/u)

346 Have any budgets decreased since the lottery was put into effect?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 17, 2019 01:36 PM (6aW5L)

347 Dafuq?! That's not even a word.


********

Fidelitous is every bit as much of a word as hampster. That's how I spell it. I'm going to call my mom and she'll tell you so!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:36 PM (m45I2)

348 344 Maybe if I do something REALLY BATSHIT CRAZY they'll let me serve my time in a psych ward.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2019 01:36 PM (RD7QR)

Eat a census-taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2019 01:37 PM (NWiLs)

349 Tonight's advertised Mega Million annuity is $372 million

The cash payout option is worth $251 million.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:37 PM (c1Tot)

350
Amee Vanderpool@girlsreallyrule
Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch just appeared on Fox and Friends this morning, making a point to parrot the "Merry Christmas" talking point of the GOP. If he's willing to go on Fox and throw a shout out to Republican narratives, what ele is he willing to do?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (WI7YS)


Amy, Gorsuch is willing, ready, and able to read the actual Constitution, and the many decisions of the justices since then, to derive an honest and true interpretation of current cases before the Court.

So I understand why you are so flustered and hysterical. You don't believe any of it.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 01:37 PM (sy5kK)

351 To be fair, Ana was asked to participate and
actually showed up, but she could not tear herself away from the
platters of fried chicken and waffles provided for "light refreshments"
in order to actually do some work.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 17, 2019 01:27 PM (pNxlR)

________



She refers to those as fingerfoods. (h/t this weekend's food thread)

Posted by: ShainS at December 17, 2019 01:37 PM (WnJWI)

352 that's part of it, but they also require accolades and testimonials and certifications and other proofs of expertise in order to be unimpeachable sources of New Truths (and lord it over sane people)
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 17, 2019 01:34 PM (Rarvo)

And the fact that you rightly detest their trash is used to appeal to impressionable people. "See, the vulgar common folk aren't intelligent enough to appreciate true brilliance, unlike me... and maybe you. You like being smart, don't you? What do you think?"

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 17, 2019 01:37 PM (J+mig)

353 Love these "I'm now leaving" cucks.

Idiots left long ago, yet, somehow manage to keep leaving.


Hello, I must be going,
I cannot stay
I came to say
I must be going.

I'm glad I came
But just the same
I must be going.

I'll stay a week or two
I'll stay the summer through,
But I am telling you
I must be going....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 17, 2019 01:37 PM (U+yse)

354 309 Tonight's Mega Million jackpot is worth a quarter billion dollars cash.*

That would be some very Merry Christmas.

*Before taxes, relatives, and canoe accidents.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (c1Tot)

So about $170 M after taxes. Put that in American Funds and the 8 to 9% returns each year would pay out about $15 M.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2019 01:37 PM (JFO2v)

355 Second Surprise! Conway ate all the donuts!

Posted by: x at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (nFwvY)

356
The cash payout option is worth $251 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:37 PM (c1Tot)

-----

Ah.... I stand corrected.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (8XRCm)

357 The cash payout option is worth $251 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:37 PM (c1Tot)

That'll buy ALOT of hookers and blow.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

358 The range of Kristen Stewart.

https://bit.ly/2PuV0Ep
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 17, 2019 01:23 PM (+y/Ru)


*******

Resting Bitch Face

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (flINI)

359 Tonight's Mega Million jackpot is worth a quarter billion dollars cash.*



-------



$250 million is the annuity option. Cash out is half of that.



$125 million. Before Federal state and local taxes eat half of that.



$62.5 Million take home aint bad tho.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2019 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

I live in a non-state income tax state. But I won't be playing anyway.

Posted by: Archer at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (gmo/4)

360 Hollywood Critics Association names Kristen "One Facial Expression" Stewart actress of the decade.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wnr4ckw
Posted by: bonhomme

Oh I am guessing she got more than one facial for the award.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (r7Fvf)

361 All y'all always use " whinging" instead of whining. So, just putting on airs, at AoS? Not content with good old fashioned whining?

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (90T4r)

362

"Star" of Netflix special with gay Jesus calls backlash homophobic



Of course they are. What else could they possibly be? Side note the faster Netflix goes out of business the better off we'll all be

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (mpeBU)

363 344 Maybe if I do something REALLY BATSHIT CRAZY they'll let me serve my time in a psych ward.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2019 01:36 PM (RD7QR)
------------

You'd just wind up living with the homeless in downtown San Francisco.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (OaLGH)

364 Tonight's advertised Mega Million annuity is $372 million

The cash payout option is worth $251 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma


I'll take the $251. I don't trust the government for twenty years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (aMV0K)

365 Are we going to talk about how they managed to stuff in some religious bigotry in their smear?

That's right: You and I are enthralled by bogus prophet

Who has ... delivered on nearly every major promise made by the
Republican Party for 40 years?

What exactly is bogus about that?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (t6ZEw)

366 That'll buy ALOT of hookers and blow.


You can do two chicks at the same time.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (M0u+N)

367 Fidelitous is every bit as much of a word as hampster. That's how I spell it. I'm going to call my mom and she'll tell you so!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:36 PM (m45I2)

9 out of 10 worms agree that Comrade Castro is Fidelicious.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (J+mig)

368 I could have a very nice weekend with 62 million dollars. Any one who thinks that is to little money feel free to let me take on that burden.

Posted by: Big V at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (B06Zw)

369 VOX is cutting several hundred jobs due to the new CA law banning freelance work. A law that Vox and every other media outlet supported wholeheartedly.

Lolgf assholes.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (BVeNp)

370 348 344 Maybe if I do something REALLY BATSHIT CRAZY they'll let me serve my time in a psych ward.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2019 01:36 PM (RD7QR)

Eat a census-taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2019 01:37 PM (NWiLs)

Too messy. Can't I just claim to be Gandhi or something?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

371 "David French and Jonah Goldberg haven't formally renounced yet -- they
know they can do more damage pretending to be Republicans."

yes, "they" give us two choices, Dem or GOPe. New term I learned ... "choice architecture" ... applies in our investment choices (all/most choices run through WallStreet), other sales, and to political propaganda.


"Choice architecture -- This term coined by Thaler and Sunstein refers to the practice of influencing choice by "organizing the context in which people make decisions" (see also nudge). -- Choice architecture includes many other behavioral tools that affect decisions, such as defaults, framing, or decoy options."

https://tinyurl.com/t475z8f

Posted by: illiniwek at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (Cus5s)

372 This article is really made-to-order as that Dem rep switches parties.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (yL25O)

373 That'll buy ALOT of hookers and blow.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (NWiLs)
++++++++++++++
It's not as great as you think. You can easily end up with surplus kids and awkward investigations.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (I2dne)

374 349 Tonight's advertised Mega Million annuity is $372 million

The cash payout option is worth $251 million.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:37 PM (c1Tot)

thats close to 10 million BJs at the downtown rate

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (JFO2v)

375 They can't even state their case without insulting me.

I never took Trump to be a "Prophet of Conservatism".

Heck, I still suspect that he would have been a lot more MOR had the Dems ever played ball (not throwing every pitch at his head).

I think that he would have delivered on the originalist judges though, because he seems to want to fulfill his promises.

And as a seat-of-the-pants free-markets guy, I think protectionism can be strategic, in the short run, but in the long run, it just gives your internal market a ceiling on price, since there is a price under which foreign imports can't compete.

I think history shows that any such buffer will be used in time.

I'm just a free-trade guy that was letting Trump see what he could do.

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (DuZls)

376 The Master is pleased by this impeachment.

Posted by: Torgo at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (SrDFK)

377 VOX is cutting several hundred jobs due to the new CA law banning freelance work. A law that Vox and every other media outlet supported wholeheartedly.

Lolgf assholes.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM

Yep. popcorn. LTC.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2019 01:40 PM (r7Fvf)

378 366 That'll buy ALOT of hookers and blow.


You can do two chicks at the same time.
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (M0u+N)

With that kind of dough, more than that. But, gotta start somewhere.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2019 01:40 PM (NWiLs)

379
If she sat sat right next to you, you wouldn't even notice.

She's a huge pothead, so you'd notice the stank.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 01:35 PM (9t0Zz)






She always looks like she's allergic to soap. The snizz stench coming off of her must be shattering.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2019 01:40 PM (kw0bd)

380 Have you ever seen that Twilight movie when she dies giving birth? I keed, I keed, I know you haven't, but it's the most pro-life movie I've ever seen and she's 100% convincing.

I got dragged to the first one. I didn't know enough about it to object. I learned my lesson.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 01:40 PM (9t0Zz)

381 363 344 Maybe if I do something REALLY BATSHIT CRAZY they'll let me serve my time in a psych ward.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2019 01:36 PM (RD7QR)
------------

You'd just wind up living with the homeless in downtown San Francisco.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (OaLGH)

I'll tell you what, a free-range life sounds pretty good right now. The open air, the freedom to experiment with mind-altering substances, the diverse culinary possibilities--all have certain attractions.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2019 01:40 PM (RD7QR)

382 *"b#tch eating crackers" from meme about irrational hatred: "Look at that b#tch eating crackers like she owns the place.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019


*
*

Ah'm all in favor o' that!

Posted by: A Cracker at December 17, 2019 01:40 PM (Ejm1K)

383 What is funnier than the idea of 'Merry Christmas' being republican hate speech, is that these fools claim it with a straight face.

I love this kind of rake stomping by the left. They are simply unaware of how it comes across to... just about everyone.

So about $170 M after taxes.

More than enough for me to live on for the rest of my life and take care of my family members. If I was dumb enough to pay idiot tax.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

384 Schmidt's the guy who gets paid mega-bucks to deliberately lose elections for the GOPe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley


That right there is some real truth. Who are these guys....and why does anyone care what they say?

Have they been on The View yet, and again, why would anyone care?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at December 17, 2019 01:40 PM (vcOmj)

385 I'll take the $251. I don't trust the government for twenty years.

Posted by: rickb223


yep. and buy acres and acres and acres in Alaska. with water access.
and mountains all around. no access except by boat or float plane.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2019 01:40 PM (d7Ww2)

386 You can do two chicks at the same time.
Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM


But only because of the horseshoe shape.

Posted by: The Village Blacksmith at December 17, 2019 01:41 PM (9UaSi)

387 "Ding ding ding. It is all about destroying truth and beauty. It is the *only* way they can thrive. The must create a perverse, immoral world where things are the opposite of their reality."

Yes. Moral inversion. Only in that world can they rule. That's why the school system is so important to their plan -- shaping young people to know nothing else.

Posted by: Zombie Andy Warhol at December 17, 2019 01:41 PM (H8QX8)

388 371 "David French and Jonah Goldberg haven't formally renounced yet -- they
know they can do more damage pretending to be Republicans."

yes, "they" give us two choices, Dem or GOPe. New term I learned ... "choice architecture" ... applies in our investment choices (all/most choices run through WallStreet), other sales, and to political propaganda.


"Choice architecture -- This term coined by Thaler and Sunstein refers to the practice of influencing choice by "organizing the context in which people make decisions" (see also nudge). -- Choice architecture includes many other behavioral tools that affect decisions, such as defaults, framing, or decoy options."

https://tinyurl.com/t475z8f
Posted by: illiniwek at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (Cus5s)

funny how the nudge nudge always ends up being with the barrel of an AK!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2019 01:41 PM (JFO2v)

389 I'll take the $251. I don't trust the government for twenty years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (aMV0K)

No kidding.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 01:41 PM (1CjJc)

390 Calling yourself a conservative doesn't make you so, especially when you don't actually stand for conservative values, and take money for writing articles that are opposed to conservative values.

Them calling themselves conservatives makes as much sense as me calling myself Napoleon.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 17, 2019 01:41 PM (YslsA)

391 I want The Left to suffer.

Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 01:41 PM (eAZVt)

392 Put that in American Funds and the 8 to 9% returns each year would pay out about $15 M.

You're in danger of a melt-up with returns like that. I couldn't even spend a return of .08% a year.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (ua61s)

393 If she sat sat right next to you, you wouldn't even notice.

She's cute enough, but very bland. You'd notice her at the grocery store giving you the fake "I have to look friendly" smile as he scans your wares.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (KZzsI)

394 307 I am sure they gave Stewart that award because men wouldn't go see Charlie's Angels.
Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2019 01:31 PM (hbeK4)

----

Wasn't just men who refused to see that crap.

Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (RU4sa)

395
You'd just wind up living with the homeless in downtown San Francisco.



**********

You could stay at the House on Poo Corner.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (m45I2)

396 I'll take the $251. I don't trust the government for twenty years.

Posted by: rickb223


yep. and buy acres and acres and acres in Alaska. with water access. and mountains all around. no access except by boat or float plane.

Posted by: nurse ratched


*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (aMV0K)

397 That'll buy ALOT of hookers and blow.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

++++++++++++++

It's not as great as you think. You can easily end up with surplus kids and awkward investigations.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (I2dne)

ONLY IF YOU'RE TO STUPID TO PUT ON A CONDOMINIUM HUNTER!


Posted by: Marlarky Joe, the Bubblegum Kid! at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (gmo/4)

398 George Conway will be sleeping on the coach well into POTUS Pence's second term

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (z5aNp)

399 "Choice architecture -- This term coined by Thaler and Sunstein refers to the practice of influencing choice by "organizing the context in which people make decisions" (see also nudge). -- Choice architecture includes many other behavioral tools that affect decisions, such as defaults, framing, or decoy options."

https://tinyurl.com/t475z8f
Posted by: illiniwek at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (Cus5s)
+++++++++++++
How often do you beat your wife (choose the best answer)?
A) Rarely
B) Routinely
C) Frequently
D) Daily

I have never heard the phrase before, but it is immediately intuitive. Is that Cass Sunstein?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (I2dne)

400 385 I'll take the $251. I don't trust the government for twenty years.

Posted by: rickb223


yep. and buy acres and acres and acres in Alaska. with water access.
and mountains all around. no access except by boat or float plane.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2019 01:40 PM (d7Ww2)

I'll send someone to let y'all know if my blood, iron, and epaulettes program takes off.

Posted by: Someguy at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (7nTlT)

401 234 It would be difficult because of Pendleton. Reagan got away with it
because a court ruled PATCO's strike illegal and ordered them to return
to work. The controllers refused to return, and thus became
insubordinate. They were then filed for cause.


filed as in binders or filed as in metal?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (sGtp+)

402 Funny thing is these people still think they influence others.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (BVeNp)

403 George Conway is fat, ugly and repulsive.

Posted by: IC at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (a0IVu)

404 365 Are we going to talk about how they managed to stuff in some religious bigotry in their smear?

That's right: You and I are enthralled by bogus prophet

Who has ... delivered on nearly every major promise made by the
Republican Party for 40 years?

What exactly is bogus about that?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (t6ZEw)

Classic projection. The false prophets are the pundit class, which has been right about exactly nothing - ever.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 17, 2019 01:43 PM (J+mig)

405 395
You'd just wind up living with the homeless in downtown San Francisco.


**********

You could stay at the House on Poo Corner.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (m45I2)

I suppose.

Posted by: joncelli, in Eeyore mode at December 17, 2019 01:43 PM (RD7QR)

406 The cash payout option is worth $251 million.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:37 PM (c1Tot)



That'll buy ALOT of hookers and blow.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

====

Not as much as you would think... or need.

Posted by: Hunter Biden son of Joe Biden at December 17, 2019 01:43 PM (pw+jk)

407 Marketwatch:

Ford to hire 3000 new employees at 2 Detroit-area plants, & invest $1.35 billion. Hiring will start next year.

I'm sure Ford would've made the same decision without the tax cuts; the deregulation; the new USMCA agreement; & the low interest rates, right?

Nothing to see here, Michigan voters!

Posted by: mnw at December 17, 2019 01:43 PM (Cssks)

408 *looks at Cinemark web-site*

Looks like they are re-showing They Shall Not Grow Old

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:43 PM (c1Tot)

409 389 I'll take the $251. I don't trust the government for twenty years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (aMV0K)

No kidding.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 01:41 PM (1CjJc)

IL state lottery was handing out IOUs at one time!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2019 01:43 PM (JFO2v)

410 Only a Clinton can deliver real conservatism!

Posted by: klaftern at December 17, 2019 01:44 PM (RuIsu)

411 The cash payout option is worth $251 million.

Man, I don't know how you people in the private sector make ends meet.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 17, 2019 01:44 PM (kUnLs)

412 Yes. Moral inversion. Only in that world can they rule.

Part of that is because they associate the old systems with oppression and cruelty (people picked on me in school for saying I am into bestiality!) but the other part just has a heavy whiff of sulfur.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

413 So about $170 M after taxes.


********

I'm going to need a bigger mattress.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:44 PM (m45I2)

414
I got dragged to the first one. I didn't know enough about it to object. I learned my lesson.
Posted by: bonhomme

======

Same here. Intrigued by this piece of drek that enchanted millions, I embarked on an anthropological study and watched the others. I drew the line at 50 Shades, however.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 01:44 PM (fuB/u)

415 Yes. Moral inversion. Only in that world can they rule. That's why the school system is so important to their plan -- shaping young people to know nothing else.
Posted by: Zombie Andy Warhol at December 17, 2019 01:41 PM (H8QX
+++++++++
John Dewey should have been smothered in the cradle.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:44 PM (I2dne)

416 Lol. Tater is appalled that Gorsuch went on "partisan" Fox & Friends this morning.

Was he also, as with Amee Simple (Simple's not her real name, of course)appalled that the first thing he said was that terrible GOP talking point, "Merry Christmas"?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 17, 2019 01:44 PM (WI7YS)

417 There's something deeply wrong with these people. I can't think of a single reason why anyone would look to these self righteous losers for wisdom of any kind about anything.
The only possible response to anything they say is who cares. And who are you anyway?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 17, 2019 01:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

418 Them calling themselves conservatives makes as much sense as me calling myself Napoleon.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 17, 2019 01:41 PM (YslsA)
---------------

But, at least we'd know exactly what you are: crazy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 17, 2019 01:44 PM (OaLGH)

419 Put me in the next Star Wars movie, in the bar scene, and I will make a couple of standout points.

Posted by: Bai Ling at December 17, 2019 01:45 PM (q1Pj5)

420 George will kill the coach if he lays on him.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2019 01:45 PM (GP3/4)

421
George Conway, Steve Schmidt, and John Weaver Have All Previously Renounced Their Republican Party Membership (At Least Once Each!); But Of Course Now All Claim, In the NYT, to be "Republicans" Who Favor Impeachment

Flash! Stop the presses! We interrupt this program to bring you this special bulletin!! We are activating the Civil Alert System!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 01:45 PM (dbyZ6)

422 Same here. Intrigued by this piece of drek that enchanted millions, I embarked on an anthropological study and watched the others. I drew the line at 50 Shades, however.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


I went with my BFF to see the first 50 Shades movie. we were popped and laughing and almost got thrown out of the theater.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2019 01:45 PM (d7Ww2)

423 392 Put that in American Funds and the 8 to 9% returns each year would pay out about $15 M.

You're in danger of a melt-up with returns like that. I couldn't even spend a return of .08% a year.
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (ua61s)

Or do the Black Rock tax free state muni at about 3.5%. You will have around $5.5 M tax free every year.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2019 01:45 PM (JFO2v)

424 275. Thanks didnt realize it had a name.

Posted by: morigu at December 17, 2019 01:45 PM (0wMcV)

425 I'm very disappointed that Richard Jewell didn't do better in the theater, I hope it does very well in rentals etc. It looked really good but I can't afford to go see movies even if I really wanted to go to a theater ever again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

426 389 I'll take the $251. I don't trust the government for twenty years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 01:38 PM (aMV0K)

No kidding.
Posted by: flounder

not to mention that $120M is a shit return on a quarter billion over 20 years

Posted by: x at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (nFwvY)

427 Flash Email Traffic from Brownells: 1cent Hazmat fee + free shipping today only on orders over $150

Use code VPQ at checkout.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (yQpMk)

428 36 "The principals include former John McCain adviser Steve Schmidt, former Ohio Gov. John Kasich adviser John Weaver, former New Hampshire GOP chair Jennifer Horn, veteran Republican operative Rick Wilson and George Conway, a conservative attorney and husband of Trump's chief counselor Kellyanne Conway."


5 people who will never work for pay in politics again. Seriously, who would hire them? Not Democrats, they've got their own people already, they don't need any turncoats.

Our Never Trumpers are just like the conservative "Remainers" in the UK - they all decided to join up with the Lib-Dem party The Lib-Dems won 11 seats out of 650 - their entire party could fit inside a travel van now. That's the same amount of influence that the Never Trumpers have here.

Posted by: Tom Servo
-------
This.. I honestly couldn't name more than a few NT's off the top of my head and I'm certainly not going to sit around and wonder what the ever loving fuck they might pretend to think. My best response is exactly what was said above in the tweets and Tom's spot on comment.

I'll add that ever I ever stumble across one of these clowns (how I would know is beyond me) I would kindly start a conversation and right about two minutes in I would simply stop stare and "say, you sure are a special kind of stupid aren't ya?" Then point, LOL, and walk away..

Trust me when I say that they hate that type of engagement...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (v7jy4)

429 I was a Republican too....before I figured out Democrats are easier to dupe.

Posted by: Hillary at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (Y274z)

430
I have never heard the phrase before, but it is immediately intuitive. Is that Cass Sunstein?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (I2dne)

Yes, and this, too, is the story of obamacare. Destroy private health care; offer government "solution."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (1CjJc)

431 Tonight's advertised Mega Million annuity is $372 million


That would underwrite one hell of a MoMe.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (lD3vL)

432 You'd just wind up living with the homeless in downtown San Francisco.

>>>

Or in a van down by the river.

Posted by: Matt Foley at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (q1Pj5)

433 Who best represents The Democrat Party?

1) Jim Jones
2) John Wayne Gacy
3) Jeffrey Dahmer
4) Satan

Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (eAZVt)

434 You could stay at the House on Poo Corner.

Oh, bother! Company!

Posted by: Winnie The Pooh at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (9t0Zz)

435 Once again, these fools don't understand war.

In a war, the enemy is defeated.

Traitors fare much worse.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (jWe5r)

436
Love these "I'm now leaving" cucks.

Idiots left long ago, yet, somehow manage to keep leaving.




Obligatory John Belushi

https://vimeo.com/70753317

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (kw0bd)

437 >>"Star" of Netflix special with gay Jesus calls backlash homophobic


No, dear, you culturally appropriated our religion.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:47 PM (bDqIh)

438 The Rifftrax roasting of "Twilight" is one of their best

www.rifftrax.com/twilight

Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2019 01:47 PM (Izzlo)

439 413 So about $170 M after taxes.


********

I'm going to need a bigger mattress.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:44 PM (m45I2)

So we have decided on the multiple hookers now?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2019 01:47 PM (JFO2v)

440
WTF?

Trump *literally* released the phone call, didn't he?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (6aW5L)


Yes, but many Lefties are now saying it was doctored, and what was released is not somehow complete.

I actually saw that a few times last week on TV clips.

They are desperate.

A 7-2 SC majority will kill their Communal dreams for a generation.

They know it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 01:47 PM (sy5kK)

441 You could stay at the House on Poo Corner.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (m45I2)
-----------

Well, San Francisco has turned into one giant honey pot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 17, 2019 01:47 PM (OaLGH)

442 John Dewey should have been smothered in the cradle.


*******

Louis Armstrong > Huey Lewis > John Dewey

Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:47 PM (m45I2)

443 Calling yourself a conservative doesn't make you so, especially when you don't actually stand for conservative values, and take money for writing articles that are opposed to conservative values.

Them calling themselves conservatives makes as much sense as me calling myself Napoleon.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 17, 2019 01:41 PM (YslsA)
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Exactly. Especially by adopting the straw-man gross caricature style of Alinskyans.

I'd say that for my credit, that I *always* try to differentiate my offlet-valve ridicule from the actual arguments I have against Dems.

Of course, my honest opinion of the Democratic party is a century-spanning blight on the American political system....

And that includes their crony media.

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2019 01:47 PM (DuZls)

444
Posted by: Hunter Biden son of Joe Biden at December 17, 2019 01:43 PM (pw+jk)

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 17, 2019 01:44 PM (kUnLs)


I love Horde Mind.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2019 01:47 PM (8XRCm)

445 Is Bai Ling still working? She was a hot item for a while there.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 01:47 PM (M0u+N)

446 http://bit.ly/2r5Np64
*******
Latvian government says it flagged 'suspicious' Hunter Biden payments in 2016 | John Solomon Reports
*******
It isn't even a drip anymore it is full on waterfall

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 17, 2019 01:47 PM (BqBId)

447 I was baffled by why so many teachers get busted for sleeping with high (and junior high) school students until I recalled the "Twilight Moms" movement and how these women were lusting after guys that were supposed to be teenagers.

Put me in the next Star Wars movie, in the bar scene, and I will make a couple of standout points.
Posted by: Bai Ling


I wonder if it weren't for those coat hangers if she'd even have a career in the movies?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:48 PM (KZzsI)

448 1) Jim Jones
2) John Wayne Gacy
3) Jeffrey Dahmer
4) Satan
Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (eAZVt)

---------

Ba'al.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 17, 2019 01:48 PM (OaLGH)

449 425 I'm very disappointed that Richard Jewell didn't do better in the theater, I hope it does very well in rentals etc. It looked really good but I can't afford to go see movies even if I really wanted to go to a theater ever again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

Yep. My current thought is that the public in general is just not that interested in the story. Plus he protagonist is fat, and kind of a blah person. Says a lot about the " public", I guess, if true.

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:48 PM (90T4r)

450 Was Bai the actress who vanished into a Chinese prison?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:48 PM (c1Tot)

451 "John Dewey should have been smothered in the cradle."

The library guy?

Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 01:48 PM (eAZVt)

452 Yes, and this, too, is the story of obamacare. Destroy private health care; offer government "solution."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (1CjJc)
++++++++++++
It is always amusing when you read stuff from these architects of evil where they lay out exactly what they're doing to manipulate people into giving them power, why it will work, and how they arrived at the conclusion,

And by amusing, I mean really despicable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (I2dne)

453 "Star" of Netflix special with gay Jesus calls backlash homophobic

Is that your final answer?

Posted by: St. Peter at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (kUnLs)

454 448 1) Jim Jones
2) John Wayne Gacy
3) Jeffrey Dahmer
4) Satan
Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (eAZVt)

---------

Ba'al.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 17, 2019 01:48 PM (OaLGH)

Molech

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

455 433 Who best represents The Democrat Party?

1) Jim Jones
2) John Wayne Gacy
3) Jeffrey Dahmer
4) Satan
Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (eAZVt)

Even Satan knows socialism dont work

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (JFO2v)

456 425 I'm very disappointed that Richard Jewell didn't do better in the theater, I hope it does very well in rentals etc. It looked really good but I can't afford to go see movies even if I really wanted to go to a theater ever again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---------
Sorry to hear that Chuck.. my I call you Chuck (in my Peppermint Patty voice)?

The missus and I are going to see it on Friday.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (v7jy4)

457
"Star" of Netflix special with gay Jesus calls backlash homophobic


-----

Hey asshole.

You wanna be REALLY edgy ???? Do gay Mohamed.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

458
"Choice architecture -- This term coined by Thaler and Sunstein refers to the practice of influencing choice by "organizing the context in which people make decisions" (see also nudge).

=======

Next step, the Happy Fun Camps.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (fuB/u)

459 366
That'll buy ALOT of hookers and blow.





You can do two chicks at the same time.

Posted by: eleven at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (M0u+N)

I would locate that mattress that obama slept on and have Russian hookers pee on it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (1CjJc)

460 "They need subjugated clients and are indeed pursuing that, but they aren't *quite* doing so openly yet. In essence they are, because everyone knows what they're doing now - but they haven't mouthed the words as far as I know."

I saw a tape of our recent board meeting, where the outgoing BoS did not vote to be a sanctuary in VA (we are that red spot up at the top of the map, which recently elected Flipper the bike-riding bird-flipper to office in one district), and one member (D, who will be returning) objected to even having the resolution up for discussion, because it was overtly "partisan".

It said the county supported the second amendment, and the constitution.

That sounded to me like he was saying that Democrats do NOT, pretty openly

Posted by: barbarausa at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (W7IZQ)

461 The Rifftrax roasting of "Twilight" is one of their best

www.rifftrax.com/twilight
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2019 01:47 PM (Izzlo)

---------

Running up the hill to the Benny Hill Yakkity Sax music.

The world needed that.

Posted by: reason at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (kZVsz)

462
Take the cash. In 30 years your payout will buy you a pack of gum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (dbyZ6)

463 Has the NYT run an article rehabilitating the reputation of Molech yet?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 17, 2019 01:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

464 370 Too messy. Can't I just claim to be Gandhi or something?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 17, 2019 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

Nuclear Gandhi?

Posted by: Allie at December 17, 2019 01:50 PM (sm6Pk)

465 The NYT covered up the Shoah

Posted by: Avi at December 17, 2019 01:50 PM (V/qOh)

466 Put 'em against the wall.

It's ok, I meant that in the original Swedish.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 17, 2019 01:50 PM (xuotF)

467 Trump *literally* released the phone call, didn't he?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 17, 2019 01:08 PM (6aW5L)


Yes, but many Lefties are now saying it was doctored, and what was released is not somehow complete.

I actually saw that a few times last week on TV clips.

They are desperate.

A 7-2 SC majority will kill their Communal dreams for a generation.

They know it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 01:47 PM (sy5kK)
---
Let's put this in Horowitz-style terms. The Dems have been unable to find any evidence to the contrary that he didn't say what is on the released transcript.

Just like in Horowitz-style terms, five investigations into potential dealings of the Trump Presidential Campaign for 2016 and the Russian government have failed to turn up any evidence that there was such a thing. In fact, the Mueller report concluded that NO American was found to have colluded with the Russians.

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2019 01:50 PM (DuZls)

468 John Dewey and his decibel system!

Posted by: Lefty retard. at December 17, 2019 01:50 PM (GP3/4)

469 Molech... lesser known bro to Moloch

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:51 PM (c1Tot)

470 Yes, but many Lefties are now saying it was doctored, and what was released is not somehow complete.

Yeah they said that the instant it was released, even before looking at it.

Who best represents The Democrat Party?

1) Jim Jones
2) John Wayne Gacy
3) Jeffrey Dahmer
4) Satan


1. Jim Jones was a communist who created his own religion and committed suicide.

I was a Republican too....before I figured out Democrats are easier to dupe.
Posted by: Hillary


I know she was supposedly a Goldwater Republican early on but... I mean, she was a hard leftist in college, was this when she was a little girl, or something? Its not like she had this transformational moment after being deeply political and active for decades.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:51 PM (KZzsI)

471 Ba'al.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 17, 2019 01:48 PM (OaLGH)

Molech

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (Uu+Jp)




I'm a retired businessman now!

Posted by: Moloch at December 17, 2019 01:51 PM (yQpMk)

472 433 Who best represents The Democrat Party?

1) Jim Jones
2) John Wayne Gacy
3) Jeffrey Dahmer
4) Satan
Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (eAZVt)

Yeah, going with #1 here.

Posted by: Batty Roy at December 17, 2019 01:51 PM (CLteG)

473 John Dewey, the big guy with the Calabash clubs...

Posted by: klaftern at December 17, 2019 01:51 PM (RuIsu)

474 Only movies that do well are Michael Bay or comic book movies. Jewell was destined to fail from the start.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 17, 2019 01:51 PM (BVeNp)

475 405
395

You'd just wind up living with the homeless in downtown San Francisco.





**********



You could stay at the House on Poo Corner.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:42 PM (m45I2)



I suppose.


it's occupied.

Posted by: Totally Not Xi Jinping at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (sGtp+)

476 >>Was Bai the actress who vanished into a Chinese prison?


That was Fan Bingbing

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (bDqIh)

477 I would locate that mattress that obama slept on and have Russian hookers pee on it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (1CjJc)

And then run for President in '24 to really troll the bastards.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (J+mig)

478 Yeah, I knew some arrogant libtard bitch when we volunteered for ALS .org. She made derogatory remarks about conservatives, even though she knew we were. She was the CEO of the organization and we even brought in new members. Ugh. hateful. She said she once joined the Republican Party to "change it from within."

Yeah, California transplant. she bragged about the diverse guests she had at her Thanksgiving table. "My Iraqi friend, my African friend" blah blah. I told her just announcing that was racist.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (VqhL9)

479 The library guy?
Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 01:48 PM (eAZVt)
++++++++++++
Yes.

He's famous for the library decimal system, but he was a major architect of and advocate for the industrial-production method of public education, to which the US and most of the west subscribed wholesale. One of his goals was to retool the education system to develop children into industrial inputs.

Can't be having critical thinking, philosophy, etc. if you want to get there.

Of all of the many men and women who have done incalculable damage to human dignity and cause of liberty over the course of this entire era, Dewey is in the upper echelon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (I2dne)

480 Merry Christmas is a GOP talking point?

It's a complete mystery how Trump won the Presidency. Must have been the RussianUkranianAliensJoos... Couldn't have been that our 'Experts' have been disastrously wrong about every fucking thing for decades?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (vN4+Q)

481 Didnt Dewey defeat Truman?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (JFO2v)

482 A Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA, ignoring signals from both commercial shipping and the US Navy.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=93476

Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (RU4sa)

483 Ding ding ding. It is all about destroying truth and beauty. It is the *only* way they can thrive. The must create a perverse, immoral world where things are the opposite of their reality.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:33 PM (I2dne)

Also makes themselves the arbiter of everything, with rules they change on a whim, and enforce similarly. It's an unquenchable lust for power.

Posted by: ... at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (5qQwh)

484 476 >>Was Bai the actress who vanished into a Chinese prison?


That was Fan Bingbing
Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (bDqIh)

Now you're just making shit up.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (NWiLs)

485 481 Didnt Dewey defeat Truman?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (JFO2v)

Yes.

Posted by: The Fishwrap of Record at December 17, 2019 01:53 PM (ayFCE)

486 Librarians loved me.

Posted by: John Dewey at December 17, 2019 01:53 PM (kZVsz)

487 My current thought is that the public in general is just not that interested in the story. Plus he protagonist is fat, and kind of a blah person.

My guess is that most people who would really appreciate that movie... aren't going to see movies much in the theater any longer. That there really is NOT much of a theater market for that kind of movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

488 469 Molech... lesser known bro to Moloch
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:51 PM (c1Tot)

I deserve that for not taking 30 seconds to make sure I had the spelling right.
Hangs head in shame.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 17, 2019 01:53 PM (Uu+Jp)

489 not to mention that $120M is a shit return on a quarter billion over 20 years
Posted by: x at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (nFwvY)


It's pretty good on three bucks though...

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2019 01:53 PM (9VeU0)

490 >.Only movies that do well are Michael Bay or comic book movies. Jewell was destined to fail from the start.


I bet its success is more like "13 Hours". That movie was not a blockbuster in theaters, but once it came out on DVD and video-on-demand it was breaking sales and rental records.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (bDqIh)

491 I know she was supposedly a Goldwater Republican early on but... I mean, she was a hard leftist in college, was this when she was a little girl, or something? Its not like she had this transformational moment after being deeply political and active for decades.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:51 PM (KZzsI)
--------------

She got into politics for the grift and realized the Dems were better at it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (OaLGH)

492 Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA

Which is what happen when you hand out driver's licenses to just anyone.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (kUnLs)

493 I had bourbon and burgers with an old friend last night. He's a Republican (which I'm not anymore) and he is SO NeverTrump he was literally raving about how much he wants Trump gone.

I'd had an Old Fashioned, so I was more amused than upset. He was all pissed that Trump wasn't Reagan, that he had 'diminished the office' with his tweets.

Some people you can't reach. I pointed out that he wasn't Hilary and for me, the 2016 election was an easy choice, even as a Ted Cruz supporter.

We'll see if he comes around in 2020, I suspect not but who knows.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (d1uFV)

494 477
I would locate that mattress that obama slept on and have Russian hookers pee on it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (1CjJc)



And then run for President in '24 to really troll the bastards.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (J+mig)

You will be my campaign manager.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (1CjJc)

495 472 433 Who best represents The Democrat Party?

1) Jim Jones
2) John Wayne Gacy
3) Jeffrey Dahmer
4) Satan
Posted by: Chris M at December 17, 2019 01:46 PM (eAZVt)

Yeah, going with #1 here.
Posted by: Batty Roy



Jim Jones was the Patron Saint of Social Justice Warriors.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (vN4+Q)

496 Satan doesn't represent the D party but the D party sure as hell represents him.

Posted by: ... at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (5qQwh)

497 Does anyone know why Sean Davis hasn't tweeted in a couple days? He's usually pretty rapid fire.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (LISuA)

498 Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.
Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?

And you could trust NO ONE.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (CqE5x)

499 He's famous for the library decimal system, but he was a major architect of and advocate for the industrial-production method of public education, to which the US and most of the west subscribed wholesale. One of his goals was to retool the education system to develop children into industrial inputs.

Dewey was one of the guys who deliberately worked to destroy and undermine everything that built civilization. One of the anti-absolutes modern leftists adore. His philosophy was, along with Marx and Freud, the foundation of out destruction.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

500 SMH

AGI? Allegedly a Soviet tracking a ship I think. I bet they decided to do their own Project Scoop and right now some glowing green slime is devouring the crew.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (c1Tot)

501 "Star" of Netflix special with gay Jesus calls backlash homophobic

Dude's name is Fabio Porchat. Did he pop out of the womb belting a Barbara Streisand tune?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 01:55 PM (9t0Zz)

502 I'm hearing an interesting argument at TCH that because the House charges against Trump are not listed in the criminal code, they amount to a Bill of Attainder, and that McConnell should send them back to the House with Letter of Disapproval and Explanation to the People.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 17, 2019 01:55 PM (H8QX8)

503 Even Satan knows socialism dont work
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2019 01:49 PM (JFO2v)

And yet, you tend not to care about that kind of thing if a functioning society is no asset to you. A broken society produces as many lost souls as a corrupted one.

This is a "Tails I win, heads you lose" setup.

Posted by: S.A. Tan, CEO Infernus Corporation at December 17, 2019 01:55 PM (J+mig)

504 The hilarious thing about the impeachment coup is that the Dems have their hair on fire about Trump asking the Ukraine to investigate Biden corruption, but they have no problem with the Obama administration using the FBI to investigate Trump non-corruption.

Posted by: Caliban at December 17, 2019 01:55 PM (QE8X6)

505 lol Anna

Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 01:55 PM (RU4sa)

506 490 >.Only movies that do well are Michael Bay or comic book movies. Jewell was destined to fail from the start.


I bet its success is more like "13 Hours". That movie was not a blockbuster in theaters, but once it came out on DVD and video-on-demand it was breaking sales and rental records.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (bDqIh)


You could be on to something here, Lizzy. Truthfully, I will watch it that way, for sure.

Posted by: tubal at December 17, 2019 01:55 PM (90T4r)

507 438 The Rifftrax roasting of "Twilight" is one of their best

www.rifftrax.com/twilight
Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2019 01:47 PM (Izzlo)

Surprising that the co-star he's a much better actor than his wooden co-star that's now has to rely on her being BI to get roles. She's terrible.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 17, 2019 01:55 PM (dKiJG)

508 1) Jim Jones
2) John Wayne Gacy
3) Jeffrey Dahmer
4) Satan

---------

Ba'al.
Posted by: blake


*******


5) Ba'al of the above

Posted by: Muldoon at December 17, 2019 01:55 PM (m45I2)

509 Does anyone know why Sean Davis hasn't tweeted in a couple days? He's usually pretty rapid fire.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (LISuA)

I pointed this out yesterday.
Has he been banned?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 01:55 PM (CqE5x)

510 He's famous for the library decimal system, but he was a major architect of and advocate for the industrial-production method of public education, to which the US and most of the west subscribed wholesale. One of his goals was to retool the education system to develop children into industrial inputs.

Can't be having critical thinking, philosophy, etc. if you want to get there.

Of all of the many men and women who have done incalculable damage to human dignity and cause of liberty over the course of this entire era, Dewey is in the upper echelon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (I2dne)

---------

It continues apace.

School districts don't want to teach children how to think. They want to teach children how to work.

Look into your own ISD. Guarantee there are already "private/public parternships" with local businesses.

Yeah. Benevolent as it seems, those businesses are simply investing in the schools in exchange for not having to do on-the-job training later on.

*eyes the soapbox*

*stays off it for now*

Posted by: John Dewey at December 17, 2019 01:55 PM (kZVsz)

511 >>Now you're just making shit up.

heh She's quite pretty but she was charged with evading $100+ million in taxes.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:55 PM (bDqIh)

512 488
469 Molech... lesser known bro to Moloch

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:51 PM (c1Tot)



I deserve that for not taking 30 seconds to make sure I had the spelling right.

Hangs head in shame.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 17, 2019 01:53 PM (Uu+Jp)

yep. 30 seconds could save your life here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 17, 2019 01:55 PM (VqhL9)

513
Fan Bingbing
Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (bDqIh)

Now you're just making shit up.
Posted by: Insomniac

=========

Ding ding ding

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 01:56 PM (fuB/u)

514 Off, ironic Dewey Sock.

Posted by: reason at December 17, 2019 01:56 PM (kZVsz)

515 Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA

Sounds like something our own Navy would do

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 01:56 PM (LISuA)

516 REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!

Posted by: Rhi at December 17, 2019 01:56 PM (CLteG)

517
A Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA, ignoring signals from both commercial shipping and the US Navy.

Female OOD?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 01:56 PM (dbyZ6)

518 You will be my campaign manager.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (1CjJc)

Mwahahahahaha!

You're in good hands. Never trust a campaign manager without a good evil laugh.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (J+mig)

519 Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.
Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?


Real Estate. leveraged purchases of property until you have as much money as Trump.

Then underwrite operations like Veritas and GOA.


Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (lD3vL)

520 502
I'm hearing an interesting argument at TCH that because the House
charges against Trump are not listed in the criminal code, they amount
to a Bill of Attainder, and that McConnell should send them back to the
House with Letter of Disapproval and Explanation to the People.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 17, 2019 01:55 PM (H8QX

I have been making that argument for a while now. All of the dem House's official acts in pursuit of impeachment since before he was inaugurated should be argued to be bills of attainder.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (1CjJc)

521 >>Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA


Watch for the Crazy Ivan at the top of the hour.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (ZLI7S)

522 Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.
Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?

And you could trust NO ONE.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (CqE5x)
++++++++++++
Life-ruining lottery jackpots are pretty common. So are non-life-ruining lottery jackpots.

Need to be careful, be smart, and not be cavalier. I would probably give away a lot of it - I don't need that much money - but I doubt it would ruin my life. I'd do the usual ridiculous things like buy houses for my immediate family members, etc. but I would never get through that much money.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (I2dne)

523 Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA
----------------------------------------------------------------

It's just Vlad keeping an eye on his stooge, Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (CqE5x)

524 498
Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.

Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?


i'm sure mrs. chronda could figure it out.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (sGtp+)

525 A Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA, ignoring signals from both commercial shipping and the US Navy.

Does the ship have a dash cam?

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (Uu+Jp)

526 I know she was supposedly a Goldwater Republican early on but...

When was Goldwater, '64? Would have made her 17. I wasn't anything at that age.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (Pj7+0)

527 To put more succinctly what I said about the "cucks".

If they are "conservatives", if they are on the right--why are they employing the strategy of Alinksy??!

And also as a "conservative" are you conserving ANYTHING by copying such nihilistic tactics? If you use emotionally loaded words like "religion" and "prophet", what are you expecting of your society in the way of REASON?

Have you already abandoned hope for a reasonable society, that you have to engage in hyperbole and polemics instead of analysis?

If one side is moving society by gross over-generalizations and caricatures of their opponents, does it help to try to get the other side moving by gross over-generalizations and caricatures the other way around?

Alinsky has no excuse because he is a will-to-(left-)power type of guy. But, as far as I have been able to distill, conservatives want to preserve Honor.

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (DuZls)

528 I bet its success is more like "13 Hours". That movie was not a blockbuster in theaters, but once it came out on DVD and video-on-demand it was breaking sales and rental records.

I am guessing the same thing, and if so it fits into my "people who'd like this film don't see anything in theaters any more" theory. I think there are really only three kinds of heavy theater goers these days (with some exceptions): families who take kids to see movies, hard leftists who see stuff because it fits their worldview, and comic book fans.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

529 A Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA, ignoring signals from both commercial shipping and the US Navy.
--------

I think "unsafe manner" is the factory setting for the Russian navy

Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2019 01:58 PM (Izzlo)

530 513


Fan Bingbing

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (bDqIh)



Now you're just making shit up.

Posted by: Insomniac



=========



Ding ding ding

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 01:56 PM (fuB/u)

You mean Fan DingDingDing right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 17, 2019 01:58 PM (VqhL9)

531 A Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA, ignoring signals from both commercial shipping and the US Navy.

Female OOD?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019 01:56 PM (dbyZ6)
-------------

After the recent unpleasant incidents, the USN now uses Russian markings on all ships.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 17, 2019 01:58 PM (OaLGH)

532 "Dmitri, you've lost another submarine?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:58 PM (c1Tot)

533 Life-ruining lottery jackpots are pretty common. So are non-life-ruining lottery jackpots.



Need to be careful, be smart, and not be cavalier. I would probably
give away a lot of it - I don't need that much money - but I doubt it
would ruin my life. I'd do the usual ridiculous things like buy houses
for my immediate family members, etc. but I would never get through that
much money.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (I2dne)

The AoSHQ compound and rifle range would eat up quite a bit of that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 01:59 PM (1CjJc)

534 A Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA.


-------------------------

Is trawler. It's good.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2019 01:59 PM (1ISKN)

535 Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.
Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?

And you could trust NO ONE.
Posted by: JoeF.


You don't. Leave it for your kids/grandkids.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 01:59 PM (aMV0K)

536 519 Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.
Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?

Real Estate. leveraged purchases of property until you have as much money as Trump.

Then underwrite operations like Veritas and GOA.


Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (lD3vL)


The regional MoMe's would be out of this world.

Morons would get a paid week off and travel expenses to attend.

And the door prizes would be life changing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 17, 2019 01:59 PM (sy5kK)

537
Fan Bingbing

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 01:52 PM (bDqIh)



Now you're just making shit up.

Posted by: Insomniac



=========



Ding ding ding

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 01:56 PM (fuB/u)

You mean Fan DingDingDing right?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!'

=======

Bingo

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 01:59 PM (fuB/u)

538 "I have never heard the phrase before, but it is immediately intuitive. Is that Cass Sunstein?" Mannix

I think it is just basic advertising/marketing ... but I forget how I came across the link. (choice architecture)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 17, 2019 01:59 PM (Cus5s)

539 I was a Republican too....before I figured out Democrats are easier to dupe.
Posted by: Hillary

I know she was supposedly a Goldwater Republican early on but... I mean, she was a hard leftist in college, was this when she was a little girl, or something? Its not like she had this transformational moment after being deeply political and active for decades.


I've wondered about that timeline as well. The Hildebeast wrote drippy love letters to Saul Alinsky in college, so when was she a Goldwater girl? In middle school?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 01:59 PM (9t0Zz)

540 Fan Bingbing made all the male fans go Ding! Ding! Ding!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 01:59 PM (c1Tot)

541 Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA
----------------------------------------------------------------

A defection, perhaps?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 01:59 PM (CqE5x)

542 498 Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.
Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?

And you could trust NO ONE.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (CqE5x)

trust me

Posted by: JoeFs long lost fav cousin at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (JFO2v)

543 Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.

Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?


A lot of it would get given away, because smaller amounts can be quite helpful.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (Ee+Sn)

544 >>Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.
Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?

Hold my beer and stand back.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)

545 Female OOD?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019

----

Right....

Like they ever get to the "decision" part..

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (8XRCm)

546 inning 251M would be a curse for most people.
Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?


If you go about spending just like you do today, but without worrying about bills, you'll do fabulously. A little extra spent for things like birthday presents and a nice vacation once a year. Maybe fix the house up.

The problem is that people get that kind of money and go berserk thinking they can have all their dreams. I can buy a Mercialago! I can get a yacht! I can own an island! I can make a movie! Where's all my money???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

547 The AoSHQ rifle range wound be the state of Rhode Island...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (c1Tot)

548 When you add the "bogus prophet" with the constant "Trump voters are bad Christians" you have these assholes accusing us of apostesy

The guys who have no god but government are accusing us of abandoning Jesus--during the Christmas season no less--for our new god, Trump

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (vPKfA)

549 I have been making that argument for a while now. All of the dem House's official acts in pursuit of impeachment since before he was inaugurated should be argued to be bills of attainder.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (1CjJc)
---
I have been saying that about passing an official condemnation of a non-member.

What--we can have novel theories about campaign contributions and "interference", but we have right up to the line on BoA?

Sorry I won't play in the Democrat Special Pleading universe.

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (DuZls)

550 524
498

Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.


Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?

i'm sure mrs. chronda could figure it out.


Posted by: Anachronda at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (sGtp+)

yep, I wouldn't really change much except that Hovercraft I raced around on my BIG ASSED RANCH!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (VqhL9)

551 >>Ding ding ding

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Hey now! I didn't make up her name.

https://tinyurl.com/v6nbbdn

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)

552
I've wondered about that timeline as well. The Hildebeast wrote drippy love letters to Saul Alinsky in college, so when was she a Goldwater girl? In middle school?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 01:59 PM (9t0Zz)

High School.
It's not unusual for a normal conservative American going full Lefty once they hit college.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 02:01 PM (CqE5x)

553 544
>>Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.

Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?



Hold my beer and stand back.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)

That's a LOT of pot and Cheetos.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 02:01 PM (1CjJc)

554 Life-ruining lottery jackpots are pretty common. So are non-life-ruining lottery jackpots.


Buying an old Cold War Bunker and stocking it with guns, Ammo and Food. Oh and Beer maybe whiskey for trade.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 17, 2019 02:01 PM (dKiJG)

555 Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA
----------------------------------------------------------------

A defection, perhaps?


Always go with the simplest explanation: they're drunk.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 02:01 PM (Ee+Sn)

556 521 >>Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA


Watch for the Crazy Ivan at the top of the hour.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (ZLI7S)

CO and XO periods have synched up!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2019 02:01 PM (JFO2v)

557 547
The AoSHQ rifle range wound be the state of Rhode Island...


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (c1Tot)

Wound? I'm in!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 17, 2019 02:01 PM (VqhL9)

558 I'm hearing an interesting argument at TCH that because the House charges against Trump are not listed in the criminal code, they amount to a Bill of Attainder, and that McConnell should send them back to the House with Letter of Disapproval and Explanation to the People.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 17, 2019 01:55 PM (H8QX


That's out of the same crackpipe the "oh impeach but don't transmit" bullshit comes from. People trying to be clever.

The Constitution doesn't say it has to be US Criminal Code. It says high crimes and misdemeanors.

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2019 02:02 PM (9VeU0)

559 You get a trebuchet! And you get a trebuchet! And you get...

Posted by: AoS National MoMe at December 17, 2019 02:02 PM (GP3/4)

560
I know she was supposedly a Goldwater Republican early on but...

When was Goldwater, '64? Would have made her 17. I wasn't anything at that age.
Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 01:57 PM (Pj7+0)








The only things I cared about at 17 was playing guitar, and pussy. And I only played guitar because I thought it would help me get pussy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2019 02:02 PM (kw0bd)

561 547 The AoSHQ rifle range wound be the state of Rhode Island...
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (c1Tot)

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Heh.

Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 02:02 PM (RU4sa)

562
Hold my beer and stand back.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (ZLI7S)

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Beer?? Since when does one smoke "beer"??

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2019 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

563
Female OOD?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 17, 2019


Putting mascara on while piloting.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 17, 2019 02:02 PM (1CjJc)

564 Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.


Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?
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It's like what Jack Nicholson said to John Huston in Chinatown,
"How much better can you eat?"

Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 02:02 PM (CqE5x)

565 Buying an old Cold War Bunker and stocking it with guns, Ammo and Food. Oh and Beer maybe whiskey for trade.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 17, 2019 02:01 PM (dKiJG)
+++++++++++++
Whiskey is better. Beer does eventually go bad.

Whiskey, toilet paper, tampons, ammunition. These are eschaton currencies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 02:02 PM (I2dne)

566 552
I've wondered about that timeline as well. The Hildebeast wrote drippy love letters to Saul Alinsky in college, so when was she a Goldwater girl? In middle school?
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 01:59 PM (9t0Zz)

High School.
It's not unusual for a normal conservative American going full Lefty once they hit college.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 02:01 PM (CqE5x)

She got more pussy that way

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2019 02:02 PM (JFO2v)

567 Life-ruining lottery jackpots are pretty common. So are non-life-ruining lottery jackpots.


The Prayer list would be the top of my list, Helping the Horde in their most dire needs

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (dKiJG)

568 Sounds like something our own Navy would do
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 01:56 PM (LISuA)

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WELCOME ABOARD!

Posted by: Captain Tom Dodge's torpedo at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (kZVsz)

569 No reason to articulate any response to the apparatchik other than FO.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..serf who owns guns not pitchforks at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (TrOHj)

570 oh, I think I looked up Choice Architecture since it was mentioned in "Google Archipelago: The Digital Gulag and the Simulation of Freedom". Good book ... Google thinks brainwashing us is wonderful ... the world will be better once the cleanse our brains ( or remove us from society, whatever accomplishes their mission)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (Cus5s)

571 More Email traffic

This would be a lot of fun: Crosman Bushmaster MPW Full Auto, CO2 Powered .177 Caliber, Flat Dark Earth BB Gun w/Free Red Dot & Shooters Package

Special Price: $139.99 This price ends tomorrow

http://bit.ly/2sFpfzv

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

572 Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA
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A defection, perhaps?


Radiation poisoning.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (9t0Zz)

573 Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.
Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?

And you could trust NO ONE.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 17, 2019 01:54 PM (CqE5x)


Create a Foundation ...
Create/Endow a Chair ...
Put it in Trust & live off the interest ...
Pay off the National Debt ...
Pretend it never happened ...

Posted by: Adriane the Make Sure Win Win is not Actually Win Lose Critic ... at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (LPnfS)

574 I have gamed it out in my head, getting that much money would turn me into an asshole. Except towards my friends and favorite blogs, they would make out like Clintons.

I would be nice to just be able to buy anything you want without checking the bank account, ever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (d1uFV)

575 The AoSHQ rifle range wound be the state of Rhode Island...

Too flat. Nothing to stop the bullets from flying into Massach... oh, I see. Never mind.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (Ee+Sn)

576 Can you vape beer? Can you get alcohol into your bloodstream via your lungs?

We need to know these things.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (1ISKN)

577 Hope Solo announces she's preggers with twins. I've seen the pics, can't unsee them. I hope they don't just fall out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (r7Fvf)

578
Ding ding ding

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Hey now! I didn't make up her name.

https://tinyurl.com/v6nbbdn
Posted by: Lizzy

======

We really must stop making fun of Chinese names. Dat Tu Lo.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (fuB/u)

579 >>Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.

Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?



HOOKERS AND BLOW!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Posted by: Drug addled Biden at December 17, 2019 02:04 PM (vN4+Q)

580 572 Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA
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A defection, perhaps?

Radiation poisoning.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (9t0Zz)

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I'm going with ghost ship.

Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 02:04 PM (RU4sa)

581 >>The AoSHQ rifle range wound be the state of Rhode Island...


I saw a tv ad for RI tourism and their slogan was --- I kid you not -- "Fun-sized!"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 17, 2019 02:04 PM (bDqIh)

582 A Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA, ignoring signals from both commercial shipping and the US Navy.

Oh great, one of our Morons has taken over a ship.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 02:04 PM (lD3vL)

583
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

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I love Classic Firearms.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2019 02:04 PM (8XRCm)

584 Can you vape beer? Can you get alcohol into your bloodstream via your lungs?

We need to know these things.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (1ISKN)
++++++++++++++
Beer is probably a bad idea. Reagent would probably work *extremely* well before you die.

I mean, if "butt-chugging" works, I imagine direct inhalation would, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (I2dne)

585 Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.


Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?




I'd buy journalists and make them say stupid shit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

586 What? No image of John Wilkes Booth (D) murdering Abraham Lincoln?

After all, the Democrats all said the same things about Lincoln. Presumably, the NYT would have been on board with that too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (TQyCa)

587 577 Hope Solo announces she's preggers with twins. I've seen the pics, can't unsee them. I hope they don't just fall out.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (r7Fvf)

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Read that as Han Solo.

Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (RU4sa)

588 546 inning 251M would be a curse for most people.
Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?


Speaking as someone who's mother-in-law gave away 13 million that we could have used to guarantee the education and security of our grandkids, money is rarely a curse.

You've got to have some Hunter Biden level problems before money hurts more than it helps.

Posted by: jwest at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (U6f/q)

589
We really must stop making fun of Chinese names. Dat Tu Lo.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (fuB/u)

Really.

Posted by: Sum Dum Chic at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (VqhL9)

590
Hope Solo announces she's preggers with twins.

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Whoa. Somebody hit the wrong hole.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (8XRCm)

591 Nephew would like the Crossman.

Might have to make sure uncle gets one, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (GP3/4)

592 Oh great, one of our Morons has taken over a ship.

Has anyone seen NGU?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (c1Tot)

593 500
AGI? Allegedly a Soviet tracking a ship I think. I bet they
decided to do their own Project Scoop and right now some glowing green
slime is devouring the crew.


we're going to need bigger sterno

Posted by: Captain Ivanov at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (sGtp+)

594
Sounds like something our own Navy would do
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 17, 2019 01:56 PM (LISuA)

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WELCOME ABOARD!
Posted by: Captain Tom Dodge's torpedo at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (kZVsz)






That movie needed more scantily clad Lauren Holly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (kw0bd)

595 Winning lottery doesnt ruin lives what ruins lives but what happens when really poor people who are the ones that play the lottery win a lot of money they fucked it all up. Also see dirt poor peeps who make a pro team and are broke 5 years after retirement.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (BVeNp)

596 585 Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.


Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?



I'd buy journalists and make them say stupid shit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

Stole my idea...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2019 02:06 PM (d1uFV)

597 582 A Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA, ignoring signals from both commercial shipping and the US Navy.

Oh great, one of our Morons has taken over a ship.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 02:04 PM (lD3vL)

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Anyone seen Nevergiveup?

Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 02:06 PM (RU4sa)

598 585 Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.


Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?



I'd buy journalists and make them say stupid shit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

You mean like that Amazon guy?

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 17, 2019 02:06 PM (JFO2v)

599 Read that as Han Solo.
Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (RU4sa)
+++++++++++++++
Under my plan, Han Solo will be able to get the prenatal care he needs.

Posted by: Julian Castro at December 17, 2019 02:06 PM (I2dne)

600
I'd buy journalists and make them say stupid shit.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

been there done that

Posted by: Ted Turner at December 17, 2019 02:06 PM (FZYNt)

601 Wow did I mangle 595 up or what?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 17, 2019 02:06 PM (BVeNp)

602 yep, I wouldn't really change much except that Hovercraft I raced around on my BIG ASSED RANCH!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


9 sections of land (640 acres x 9) (1 square mile x 1 sq mile x 9) with house in the middle of the middle section.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 17, 2019 02:07 PM (aMV0K)

603 NOOD Disney

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 17, 2019 02:07 PM (H9cB7)

604 I mean really stupid shit. Anchorman would be my model.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2019 02:07 PM (yQpMk)

605 charter a cruise ship and fly Morons in for a week long all expenses paid vacation

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 17, 2019 02:07 PM (d7Ww2)

606 I would be nice to just be able to buy anything you want without checking the bank account, ever.

Buy? Why purchase when you can rent?

You want the use of it, not the headache of taxes, insurance, security, maintenance of it.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 02:07 PM (lD3vL)

607 SMH!

Horde mind is scare

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 02:07 PM (c1Tot)

608 glowing green slime is devouring the crew.

Replicators again.

Posted by: DaveA at December 17, 2019 02:08 PM (FhXTo)

609 The AoSHQ rifle range wound be the state of Rhode Island...
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM


Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 17, 2019 02:08 PM (9UaSi)

610 580 572 Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA
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A defection, perhaps?

Radiation poisoning.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 02:03 PM (9t0Zz)

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I'm going with ghost ship.
Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 02:04 PM (RU4sa)

Someone here told a cool ghost ship story a few weeks ago, I wish I remember the details. Something about "the sun!"

Posted by: josephistan at December 17, 2019 02:08 PM (Izzlo)

611 A Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA, ignoring signals from both commercial shipping and the US Navy.
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Almost certainly at Trump's command. Part of his plan to overthrow the government.

Posted by: Psychologically damaged Dems at December 17, 2019 02:08 PM (elfAG)

612 606 I would be nice to just be able to buy anything you want without checking the bank account, ever.

Buy? Why purchase when you can rent?

You want the use of it, not the headache of taxes, insurance, security, maintenance of it.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 17, 2019 02:07 PM (lD3vL)

If we're talking boats, cars or pussy, then yes.

Guns and real estate, I want to own. Same with books and movies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 17, 2019 02:09 PM (d1uFV)

613 Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?

I could buy a Senate seat. Talk about your ROI, that is gold-plated.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 02:09 PM (Ee+Sn)

614 Luckily, not a single person that would even consider voting for Trump reads the NY Times or gives a shit what they print.

Posted by: deadrody at December 17, 2019 02:09 PM (V9901)

615 When you add the "bogus prophet" with the constant "Trump voters are bad Christians" you have these assholes accusing us of apostesy

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 17, 2019 02:00 PM (vPKfA)
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But it's really just a variation of the "Christians should believe" manipulation game the Alinskyans play on us.

Which is a variation of the Hypocrite game, which has become almost the entire range of thought about criticizing the opposition for some Alinskyans.

They *think* in terms of the Hypocrite Game. If Paul Ryan reads Ayn Rand--but is not an Objectivist--that excites some version of "An Ayn Rand reader should..." game of Hypocrite.

They can manipulate their own people just with the words "This is not who WE are." ("A liberal/Democrat/progressive should...").

I'd like to talk to the atheists who so commonly said a decade ago that religion was about "controlling people's minds". If people were allowed to make up their own mind it would suggest that part of the "we" can decide if that is indeed the type of person included in the 'we'." Thank you for your opinion, but I'll hold my own.

And I think it's because "liberal politics" is simply the collection of people who engage in "feelgood"-about-themselves politics--> if Obama wants to disown that trait, because it says something unflattering about him, than who among you will volunteer to have that unflattering characteristic said about you?

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2019 02:10 PM (DuZls)

616 32 Do we think that they NYT knows that the dude in the picture doing the murdering (who represents the Dems/La Resistence in this scenario) is a literal cuckold? They picked an actual cuck to represent themselves. Jesus.
Posted by: johnnychimpo at December 17, 2019 12:56 PM (7z6+B)

Almost positive that the execution in broad-daylight of the man banging your wife puts a serious asterisk next to the cuckold assertion, if not requiring a repeal altogether.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 17, 2019 02:10 PM (w+Ped)

617
I'm going with ghost ship.
Posted by: SMH
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Nah, no such thing.

Posted by: Carroll A. Deering at December 17, 2019 02:10 PM (elfAG)

618 Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.
Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?


ammo

Posted by: x at December 17, 2019 02:10 PM (nFwvY)

619 And, for the record, a Barrett .50 would be one of the purchases.

Posted by: t-bird at December 17, 2019 02:10 PM (Ee+Sn)

620 My lottery plan includes:

paying off the mortgage of the church where I was married
catching my current church's budget up to plan
a compound in Palm Beach
bank truck - zombie apocalypse survival conversion

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2019 02:10 PM (9VeU0)

621 So some lying liars are being outed as liars while being used by other liars to gain credibility with the stupid and the already committed.
Another day ending in y.

Also remember, their violence is speech and your speech is violence. Once you know the rules it all makes sense.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 17, 2019 02:11 PM (z79tQ)

622 Can you vape beer? Can you get alcohol into your bloodstream via your lungs?

Yes. Its very very dangerous, but yeah:

https://youtu.be/TfjKbmjV5tU

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

623 Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?
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Give it to an accountant and don't check in on them.

I've watched enough Behind the Music to know how much money you can lose if you assume you have somebody watching your money.

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2019 02:11 PM (DuZls)

624 I would identify and work to elect a DA who would prosecute crimes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2019 02:12 PM (f6lTY)

625 Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
--->REWIND: On Jan. 29, 2018, FBI Dir Robert Wray issued a statement rebutting the Nunes Memo on FISA abuses & warning Trump not to declassify or release it,citing "grave concerns" with inaccuracies & omissions in the memo. Now we know Wray, too, was lying

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 17, 2019 02:13 PM (BqBId)

626 paying off the mortgage of the church where I was married
catching my current church's budget up to plan


Yeah that's one major expense I'd do (could hundred thou) to pay off entirely my church's financial obligations to the denomination so they can leave it if they want. And they want, but cannot because the denomination basically owns the building and property.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 02:13 PM (KZzsI)

627 I've watched enough Behind the Music to know how much money you can lose if you assume you have somebody watching your money.
Posted by: Axeman
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This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: M.C. Hammer, Willie Nelson at December 17, 2019 02:13 PM (f6lTY)

628 Winning lottery doesnt ruin lives what ruins lives but what happens when really poor people who are the ones that play the lottery win a lot of money they fucked it all up. Also see dirt poor peeps who make a pro team and are broke 5 years after retirement.

This is a common sentiment, but I don't think it's true. Read about Jack Whittaker. He was already worth $17 million when he won the $317 million powerball. He took the cash option. $113 million cash after taxes.

His grand-daughter was murdered. His daughter died a violent death, probably suicide. The cops constantly harassed him, giving him tickets and fines all of the time. Strangers would approach him at his favorite restaurant, demanding money. All of the locals turned on him because they didn't think he was generous enough.

When you win the money, everyone thinks you didn't earn it, so they have no compunction about demanding a piece.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 17, 2019 02:13 PM (9t0Zz)

629 A Russian Navy ship is currently operating in an unsafe manner off the eastern coast of the USA, ignoring signals from both commercial shipping and the US Navy.

Memba when this ship came by the US spring of 2017 and the newsies were all like "I wonder why the Russians feel emboldened to do this now that Trump is President?"

Without even bothering to look up the ships history

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2019 02:13 PM (9VeU0)

630 I would be nice to just be able to buy anything you want without checking the bank account, ever

plus, at that level of wealth, people start just GIVING you things in the hopes that you use it publicly and they get sales, that you'll buy more, or that you will show up again at their venue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

631 charter a cruise ship and fly Morons in for a week long all expenses paid vacation
Posted by: nurse ratched
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They would piss it away in the first three days. Probably buy the first island they came across.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 17, 2019 02:16 PM (f6lTY)

632 I've watched enough Behind the Music to know how much money you can lose if you assume you have somebody watching your money.
Posted by: Axeman
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This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: M.C. Hammer, Willie Nelson at December 17, 2019 02:13 PM (f6lTY)
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Couldn't get Billy Joel to sign on?

Posted by: Axeman at December 17, 2019 02:16 PM (DuZls)

633 I'd buy journalists and make them say stupid shit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

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It gets old, and after the fun is gone you have to keep paying them...

Posted by: George Soros at December 17, 2019 02:17 PM (kZVsz)

634 Winning 251M would be a curse for most people.
Seriously, how do you even go about spending it?

----

I've long ago thought this out and decided to incorporate and hand out share totaling 50%. That way taxes are the responsibility of the shareholder except for church and charities that are tax exempt.

That means paying tax on the other 50% at 50% roughly, so in this case that would leave a mere 62.5 mil to play with.
Hardly enough to get in trouble with, unless you're the type that can find trouble with 500 cash in your pocket.
Which I am. Or used to be.

Don't need new friends. Don't need new family.
Could use an upgrade in vehicle

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 17, 2019 02:17 PM (z79tQ)

635 His grand-daughter was murdered. His daughter died a violent death, probably suicide. The cops constantly harassed him, giving him tickets and fines all of the time. Strangers would approach him at his favorite restaurant, demanding money. All of the locals turned on him because they didn't think he was generous enough.


One night in August 2003, eight months after he'd won the Powerball, Jack came to the club alone. He let it be known that he had more than $500,000 in a black briefcase sitting on the front seat of his Lincoln Navigator, which he'd left idling at the club door.

"Somebody should rob him," Misty said, according to a criminal complaint police later filed. A bartender told police she heard Misty make that remark and saw her open two blue capsules and dump their contents into a Hawaiian Punch fruit juice drink to try to knock out Jack.

According to police, Jeff went to the parking lot, pulled his sleeves over his hands so he wouldn't leave fingerprints, smashed the driver's side window of Jack's Navigator, grabbed the briefcase and hid it behind a dumpster. It was recovered after Jack realized it was gone and called police.

Posted by: blaster at December 17, 2019 02:18 PM (9VeU0)

636 Memba when this ship came by the US spring of 2017 and the newsies were all like "I wonder why the Russians feel emboldened to do this now that Trump is President?"

Without even bothering to look up the ships history


This kind of thing is dumb, but acceptable if you're some random palooka on social media jumping to conclusions but when its your freaking job to accurately report on things, its not just unprofessional but unacceptable at any level.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

637 Oh by the way, unnaounced NOOD

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 17, 2019 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

638
The Left's anti-morality requires them to mock merit and elevate trash. The complete inversion or obliteration of all standards is one of their major objectives. Garbage like a banana duct taped to a wall is high art, and technically difficult, beautiful works go ignored by the critics.


I read a few places that "high art" is also a money laundering scheme..

Pay an artist a couple of grand for an enema splatter on a canvas.

Have an art appraiser say it's worth 2 mil.

Donate to museum and write off the 2 mil.

Posted by: Blanco at December 17, 2019 02:30 PM (BZQgK)

639 Poor #NeverTrumpers.

They used to be important. Now they are reduced to being pseudo-Republican Pomeranians, circling and yipping, trying to bite President Trump's ankles, a nattering pack of insufferable sissies

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 17, 2019 03:12 PM (T09ml)

640 Read that as Han Solo.
Posted by: SMH at December 17, 2019 02:05 PM

++++++

I hate when my head does that, although it CAN be very funny.

Wife and I were in the checkout at Bed, Bath and Beyond one time, glanced up at the rack of gift cards.

Every one was labeled "Bed, Bath and Beyoncé"

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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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