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Fusion Cofounders Glenn Simpson and Peter Frisch to the UK: The UK Needs Its Own Russian Collusion Conspiracy Theory and If You Pay Us Lots and Lots of Money We'll Cook You Up One That You Can Then Use To Get Warrants on Innocent Citizens



Are.

You.

Kidding.

Me?

And by the way, Christopher Steele already tried this, offering the UK an Exciting New Dossier claiming that everyone leftwingers don't like is a RUSSIAN AGENT.

I'm sure lefty outlets like the Guardian will pay for this -- and that's what this is about, right? Drumming up business?

"Look at what we did in the US -- we just completely made shit up but we got our secret collaborators in the media and government to open counterintelligence surveillance investigations into innocent citizens! Pay us some money and You can choose which person you don't like who we'll frame up!"

They're bragging that they can spin lies and get them planted in the press. And sometimes actually pay "journalists" directly from Fusion accounts.

Fusion admits they do this -- but they claim they're paying "journalists" for " " " " research " " " ".

But they won't name the "journalists" they're bribing, of course, and the "journalists" being bribed won't admit they are being paid by Fusion for " " " " research " " " ".

And I'm sure the "journalists" being paid for " " " " research " " " " never feel obligated to push some lies that their paymasters are pushing them.

The British political system has become thoroughly compromised by Russian influence. It’s high time its institutions – including the media – woke up to that fact. In 2016, both the United Kingdom and the United States were the targets of Russian efforts to swing their votes. The aim was to weaken the alliances that had constrained Vladimir Putin’s ambitions, such as the European Union and Nato.


The efforts in both countries had much in common....

What they had in common was Richard Dearlove, Christopher Steele, and Fusion GPS.

Our Washington-based research firm, Fusion GPS, conducted much of the early investigations into Russia’s support of the Trump campaign, aided by our colleague Christopher Steele, the former head of MI6’s Russia desk. While our initial focus was on Russian meddling in US politics, it has since become increasingly clear that Britain’s political system has also been deeply affected by Russian influence operations.

And if we framed Donald Trump and Carter Page, believe us, we can frame Boris Johnson and Carl Benjamin, too!

There the similarities end. For the past three years, the US has undergone a messy and boisterous effort to understand the extent of Russian influence on the 2016 election and beyond.

"Humblebrag: We did that (looks jadedly at nails)"

After mostly ignoring the issue during the election campaign itself, the US media have made up for lost time by digging deeply into Russian interference and the extent of the Trump campaign's complicity.

Which was found to be zero.

All of these investigations have been imperfect.

Imperfect, in the sense that they all concluded that we were paid liars spinning conspiracy theories for a deranged drunkard madwoman's weird pleasures.

The congressional investigations often devolved into farce as Trump's political allies decided to investigate the investigators instead of Russia’s attack.

They caught us, the rotters.


But the process did produce an avalanche of documents and testimony, a great deal of it public, that has aided understanding of what occurred.

See? They're pitching it to Labour. "Sure, our 'dossier' was bogus and was proven entirely false, but who cares? We buried them in paperwork and put them through three years of depositions and paralysis. Let us work that Fusion GPS Magic for you, Jeremy Corbyn. We don't mind working for antisemites; we prefer doing so, in fact."

..

In Britain, the official response has consisted largely of denial. Consumed by bitter divisions over Brexit and public spending, it took years longer than it should have for parliament to conduct an investigation of Russian penetration of British politics.

For the low low price of $30 million, we can start contacting Christopher Steele's fake contacts and paying them to repeat the artisinally-crafted lies we read to them.


Many US institutions have shown more backbone and independence than their UK counterparts. Some of those who served in the Trump administration, such as the British-born Fiona Hill and Lt Col Alexander Vindman, have been willing to stand up in public and tell the truth, despite intimidation from the president and his allies.

In other words: "Don't worry if there's no evidence for our farcical accusations -- sympathetic Red Fellow Travelers will rise up like a Fifth Column of accusers to lie about our targets."

...

The British official instinct to handle these unpleasant matters in private has not served it well. The public cannot have confidence that the political establishment will deal with these thorny issues any better than it has with Brexit.

That's why you need to pay $30 million to a private "investigatory journalism" firm.

In short, Britain needs its own Mueller report: a full, independent and public accounting of Russian efforts to interfere in its politics.

Pay us, lefties! We have no scruples and we can plant any stories we invent with your leftwing press and leftwing saboteurs within government.

Fusion GPS sounds like Anita Sarkesian -- worried that it's old grift is no longer working and desperately shaking the can for fresh "donations."

By the way, a source tells me that there's another familiar figure in with the Fusion crowd, trying to convince every European country to buy its services -- David Kramer, the former John McCain aid who sherpa'd the "Dossier" throughout the US government.

"Same f#cking people, " a friend seethes. "Same f#cking grift."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:58 PM




Comments

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1 In?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 13, 2019 12:59 PM (VqhL9)

2 Woot!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 13, 2019 12:59 PM (VqhL9)

3 I'll get them

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 13, 2019 12:59 PM (VqhL9)

4 May they get cone snails for Christmas ... Bigly!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at December 13, 2019 01:00 PM (LPnfS)

5 like I said last night, what's the english translation of "Attorney General Jeff Sessions"?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:00 PM (FEQY4)

6 Why this cabal aren't in jail is astounding

Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2019 01:01 PM (6XlcD)

7 That guy who cut you off on the road to work? TOTALLY a Russian asset.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2019 01:01 PM (RD7QR)

8 Simpson testified to Congress that he signed up Steele to look into Trump's BUSINESS deals in Russia, not any election collusion.

Posted by: MikeN at December 13, 2019 01:01 PM (9zfUE)

9 I guess they all forgot exactly how the Mueller report on Russian collusion ended.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2019 01:02 PM (I99aF)

10 I can't wait to see Boris and The Donald on stage holding hands....

with PUTIN!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 13, 2019 01:02 PM (VqhL9)

11 This is obviously a joke, right?

RIGHT?

OMFG

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 01:02 PM (d7Ww2)

12 This is the new political procedure in western democracies.

If the socialists don't win the elections, then use the power of the deep state and the courts to overturn the election, prevent the winners from governing, and dispose of any laws which inhibit totalitarianism.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 13, 2019 01:02 PM (YslsA)

13 One hundred heads to a better future!
or so I've read.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 13, 2019 01:02 PM (z79tQ)

14 What they had in common was Richard Dearlove, Christopher Steele, and Fusion GPS.
+++++++++++
It'll be totally different this time, Ace.

You see, last time it was FusionGPS coordinating corrupt, globalist non-US intelligence goons to gin up fake information about American politicians and activities, with execution by corrupt, globalist US intelligence goons and their political enablers.

This time, it will be FusionGPS coordinating corrupt, globalist non-British intelligence goons to gin up fake information about British politicians and activities, with execution by corrupt, globalist British intelligence goons and their political enablers.

Totally different. Not the same at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2019 01:02 PM (I2dne)

15 Hillary also said the UK elections were russian interference.

Those russians sure like a strong US and UK and hate Leftists.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 01:02 PM (r+sAi)

16 Russians! Russians!

*shakes tiny fist in the air*

Posted by: Adam Schiff at December 13, 2019 01:03 PM (CDGwz)

17 I LOVE THESE GUYS RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at December 13, 2019 01:03 PM (98Cq3)

18 Waht?
Boris peed on a bed that Margaret Thatcher slept in?
Or was it Theresa May?
Theresa May peed in a bed Margaret Thatcher slept in?

I'm confused!

Posted by: Georgie Soros at December 13, 2019 01:03 PM (aJkzG)

19 7 That guy who cut you off on the road to work? TOTALLY a Russian asset.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2019 01:01 PM (RD7QR)

That woman on the elevator wearing far too much perfume? TOTALLY a Russian asset.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 13, 2019 01:03 PM (vkS2Z)

20 I'll make up a bunch of bullshit for a LOT less money....credentials?....don't worry, I can make them up, too.

Posted by: BignJames at December 13, 2019 01:03 PM (X/Pw5)

21 >>>7 That guy who cut you off on the road to work? TOTALLY a Russian asset.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at

we should have a russian asset accusations thread

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 01:03 PM (PbpT7)

22 11
This is obviously a joke, right?



RIGHT?



OMFG

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 01:02 PM (d7Ww2)

I'm laughing.

Posted by: PUTIN! at December 13, 2019 01:04 PM (VqhL9)

23 Emergency!
Emergency!
Everybody to get from street!

Posted by: Russian Sailors in London at December 13, 2019 01:04 PM (aJkzG)

24 I was looking for the definition of "sleazy, unaccountable, machinating, disloyal, gun-for-hire shitheads" and had trouble because that's a lot of words and dictionaries don't do that.

FusionGPS to the rescue.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 13, 2019 01:04 PM (I2dne)

25 Back in the old days, Soros and Steele would be on the bottom of the ocean wearing cement overshoes.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 13, 2019 01:04 PM (PiE+K)

26 And THIS is why these people need to be prosecuted --- they will just keep doing this, again and again!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2019 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

27 Glenn Simpson and Peter Frisch need a killin... by rope.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 13, 2019 01:05 PM (pw+jk)

28 we should have a russian asset accusations thread
I think it just started.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 01:05 PM (r+sAi)

29 Call it "The war on a peaceful transfer of power."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2019 01:05 PM (bDqIh)

30 It's sort of nuts that finally when Russia is at or near its nadir in actual global power, lib/progs FINALLY decide now is the time go all out against them. Where were these chumps in 1946? Probably figuring out ways of selling the commie's our nuclear secrets.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at December 13, 2019 01:05 PM (hdzef)

31 we should have a russian asset accusations thread
Posted by: ace

Of course you would say that.

You're not fooling anybody, Tovarish.

Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich at December 13, 2019 01:05 PM (QzkSJ)

32 I'm still waiting for Mega Keating McEatingDisorder to have to confront how deep the Ol' Mav was in spreading the shit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 13, 2019 01:05 PM (y7DUB)

33 we should have a russian asset accusations thread

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 01:03 PM (PbpT7)

*looks sideways*
I hear you like borscht .

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 01:05 PM (VqhL9)

34 Russia - who knew that they'd be frightening the children for over 100 years!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2019 01:05 PM (aJkzG)

35 If all the Russian assets looked like Anna Chapman, I'd have Russia "infiltrate" my home immediately. And I'd know why they're called "assets".

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2019 01:06 PM (I99aF)

36 Damn, that Putin guy is a F'n GENIUS.

He doesn't spend crap for money, and somehow has ALL our leaders working for him?

He even talked Trump into bombing Russians in Syria to cover up his control!

GENIUS, pure GENIUS!

Posted by: Don Q at December 13, 2019 01:06 PM (NgKpN)

37 we should have a russian asset accusations thread
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 01:03 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++++
I'll just get out ahead of this one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:06 PM (I2dne)

38 >>>You're not fooling anybody, Tovarish.
Posted by: Miklosov Miklosevich

harashul, harashul

Posted by: aceovich at December 13, 2019 01:06 PM (PbpT7)

39 I would just like to point out that the mighty Russia has 1 aircraft carrier. That aircraft carrier has been in dry dock for 2 years undergoing repairs, and just had a devastating fire that will keep it out of commission for another couple of years.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2019 01:06 PM (+gItl)

40 35
If all the Russian assets looked like Anna Chapman, I'd have Russia
"infiltrate" my home immediately. And I'd know why they're called
"assets".


Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2019 01:06 PM (I99aF)
Da, no facetits on that one.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2019 01:06 PM (aJkzG)

41 Yes, I now remember the Cambridge five being tories

Posted by: NCKate at December 13, 2019 01:07 PM (aiEJV)

42 Russian Collusion in Britain is like the spinoff series based off that wacky comic relief character in the main show.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 13, 2019 01:07 PM (34w2E)

43
Where were these chumps in 1946? Probably figuring out ways of selling the commie's our nuclear secrets.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster


GIVING them the secrets!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2019 01:07 PM (aKsyK)

44 Someone called me?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 13, 2019 01:07 PM (PSwey)

45 And to think I'm old enough to remember when the left laughed at us for considering Russia an enemy.


Good times. Good times...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 13, 2019 01:07 PM (ejd/p)

46 Carter Page probably could use a job in Boris's administration, some low profile hardly know job.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 01:07 PM (ZCEU2)

47 It's sort of nuts that finally when Russia is at or near its nadir in actual global power, lib/progs FINALLY decide now is the time go all out against them.

yeah, we'll take more of that fire!

Posted by: Fracking at December 13, 2019 01:07 PM (XTiHL)

48 >>FusionGPS to the rescue.


. . . and the people who hire them, and the media people they pay to disseminate their oppo research as objective, factual "news".

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2019 01:07 PM (bDqIh)

49 Greta didn't get the Nobel because the committee are Russian Assets.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 01:07 PM (r+sAi)

50 I would just like to point out that the mighty Russia has 1 aircraft carrier. That aircraft carrier has been in dry dock for 2 years undergoing repairs, and just had a devastating fire that will keep it out of commission for another couple of years.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2019 01:06 PM (+gItl)
++++++++++++++
Duh. The Red Army and Navy ain't what they were at their zenith. As they approach their nadir, Russia needed a new approach to unfettered global dominance.

Thus they said their agents out to subvert the will of the people in all of their enemy nations.

It all makes much sense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:07 PM (I2dne)

51 Russia, Russia, didn't they used to be some other country before they were Russia?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2019 01:08 PM (aJkzG)

52 That guy who wants to connect on LinkedIn and first thing wants to set up a sales call?

Russian asset.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2019 01:08 PM (sqMPm)

53 Maybe Simpson can try to peddle that shit to the Brazilian opposition, and Bolsonaro can have him whacked.

Tears shed = 0.

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2019 01:08 PM (8erNz)

54 49 Greta didn't get the Nobel because the committee are Russian Assets.

THEY'VE STOLEN MY TROPHIES AND MY MEMES!

Posted by: Scoldilocks at December 13, 2019 01:08 PM (U7qMl)

55 This stuff will only end when there are serious consequences to such behavior -- up to and including public executions.

Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2019 01:08 PM (bvfCs)

56 harashul, harashul
Posted by: aceovich at December 13, 2019 01:06 PM (PbpT7)

===

hmmm, I need a Venona Papers sock

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:08 PM (FEQY4)

57 43
Where were these chumps in 1946? Probably figuring out ways of selling the commie's our nuclear secrets.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster

GIVING them the secrets!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2019 01:07 PM (aKsyK)

The Labour government that was in power immediately after WWII just gave away Britain's jet engine design to Stalin.

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2019 01:09 PM (Izzlo)

58 This time it won't be a pee pee dossier, it'll be a poop dossier.


Klassier.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2019 01:09 PM (ptqGC)

59 I need to watch some of the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons. I have the entire collection.

Boris and Natasha!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 01:09 PM (d7Ww2)

60 54
49 Greta didn't get the Nobel because the committee are Russian Assets.



THEY'VE STOLEN MY TROPHIES AND MY MEMES!

Posted by: Scoldilocks at December 13, 2019 01:08 PM (U7qMl)
Definitely stolen your sense of humor sweetie pie.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 13, 2019 01:09 PM (aJkzG)

61 Sadly, the sun has long since set on the Empire and Britain.

Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2019 01:09 PM (gmo/4)

62 we should have a russian asset accusations thread
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 01:03 PM (PbpT7)

TY3? dah!

Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

63 I'm so deep deep deep deep under cover you'll never get me comrades.

oops.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 01:10 PM (VqhL9)

64 Silver lining- British libel law is much less... permissive than US law is, so there is the possible opportunity to sue these people into the ground.

Posted by: Bill at December 13, 2019 01:10 PM (dn2p7)

65 If you falsely accuse someone of treason, you should suffer that penalty and fate.

Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2019 01:10 PM (bvfCs)

66 The Labour government that was in power immediately after WWII just gave away Britain's jet engine design to Stalin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolls-Royce_Nene

Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2019 01:10 PM (8erNz)

67 Russian assets totally didn't murder Epstein, who didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2019 01:10 PM (ptqGC)

68 Russian assets totally didn't murder Epstein, who didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2019 01:10 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++++++
Don't cross the streams, Comradette.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:11 PM (I2dne)

69 You have no second thoughts that maybe you are wrong, and Fusion GPS is correct? No guilt that you may be helping Putin undermine the West?

Posted by: No at December 13, 2019 01:11 PM (DccHL)

70 The peaceful change of power is one of the main highlights of Democracy/Republics (real ones).

It makes the dictators look bad and it gives the people delusions of citizenship.

So that's gotta go if we're gonna have our New World Order and a World Government.

I would be for it if they had real elections but that's not what they plan.

The EU is an experiment and model for a World Government.

Unelected people making decisions for everyone no matter where they live and the conditions they live under plus voting in your own "Sector" weakens the power of each sector when they've got billions of voters and only one representative.

Keep your guns and don't register them no matter what they try to tell you.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 13, 2019 01:11 PM (PiE+K)

71 at what point is this Russophobism? At what point is this a bias thing? These crooks will pull this crap every time they lose and never when they win until someone stops them. I am not Putin fan. He seems like a jagoff really. But this is getting out of control. People will start believing these lies are being told over and over.

BTW, are we sure the Russians did not intervene when Obama won? Didn't he say he would have more leeway after the election? Wouldn't it make sense for them to help Obama, the guy that told Romney that the 80s wanted their foreign policy back?


Posted by: Quint at December 13, 2019 01:11 PM (n13/j)

72 I would just like to point out that the mighty Russia has 1 aircraft carrier. That aircraft carrier has been in dry dock for 2 years undergoing repairs, and just had a devastating fire that will keep it out of commission for another couple of years.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Not exactly.

Russia's one (1) large imported drydock sank.

https://tinyurl.com/s9v3rvl

Posted by: Adm. Miklosov Miklosevich at December 13, 2019 01:11 PM (QzkSJ)

73 My dog begging for food - russian asset.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 01:11 PM (r+sAi)

74 This time it won't be a pee pee dossier, it'll be a poop dossier.


Klassier.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2019 01:09 PM (ptqGC)

===
Ass pee with corn.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 13, 2019 01:11 PM (pw+jk)

75 Thor Halvorssen (human rights activist and lefty hero) is well acquainted with Fusion GPS smear tactics. They don't care if their targets are on their same side, as long as the price is right.

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2019 01:12 PM (DJFLF)

76 oh my God!

What fresh self-fuckery has the left done to itself this time????

HILLARY CLINTON GOT SHITTY FACIAL FILLERS

Just in time for 2020, she fucked up her dumb ugly face with check implants.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:12 PM (FEQY4)

77 I've been saying for quite some time that garrett is a Russian bot.

Seems obvious to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 01:12 PM (ZLI7S)

78 Star Wars fans who didn't like The Last Jedi?

Russian assets.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2019 01:12 PM (sqMPm)

79 In some European countries, slander is a criminal offense, complete with jail-time, not just a civil tort.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2019 01:12 PM (I99aF)

80 Sadly, the sun has long since set on the Empire and Britain.

same thing I said when Obummer got re-elected and look at us now!

Posted by: DanMan at December 13, 2019 01:12 PM (XTiHL)

81 I had an overcooked burger the other night, I bet the cook was a Russian agent

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2019 01:12 PM (Izzlo)

82 Posted by: No at December 13, 2019 01:11 PM (DccHL)

==
NONE

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 13, 2019 01:12 PM (pw+jk)

83 You have no second thoughts that maybe you are wrong, and Fusion GPS is correct?

I don't even have a first thought that would be true.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (r+sAi)

84
oh my God!

What fresh self-fuckery has the left done to itself this time????

HILLARY CLINTON GOT SHITTY FACIAL FILLERS

Just in time for 2020, she fucked up her dumb ugly face with check implants.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:12 PM (FEQY4)


It was decided earlier, right here on this blog, that she is sporting face tits now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (ptqGC)

85 >>we should have a russian asset accusations thread



The Russians stole my Golden Globe nomination for "I Feel Pretty"!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (bDqIh)

86 Keep your guns and don't register them no matter what they try to tell you.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 13, 2019 01:11 PM (PiE+K)

Latest California dodge.

To buy ammunition, you now pretty much have to register your gun with the State.

And its a felony to buy ammunition out of State.

Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (NgKpN)

87 If I may be so bold, I am actually all for this. Many of these limey bastards openly cheered on the Mueller probe, and some of their IC conspired with Fusion and Mueller's goons.

F them and the horses they rode in on.

Actually, I think the Trump administration should actually help Fusion with the investigation. Good for the goose and all that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (bkUtD)

88 fucked up her dumb ugly face with "check" implants.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:12 PM (FEQY4)
are you sure English is your first language?
COMRADE!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (VqhL9)

89 The Ds relentless pursuit of Impeachment was predictable, but a suboptimal outcome for them

It's been insane actually, unless you believe the strategy is to force voters to jump off the Trump roller coaster to return to staid normalcy. And the Ds offer up Biden/Bernie/Hekawi Liz to lead us to staid normalcy.

The other alternative is that the Ds are setting up Civil War by claiming that Trumps 2020 win will have been because of his inviting foreign chicanery. The proof will be Putin's buying $1 million on Facebook ads

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (RF412)

90 I had an overcooked burger the other night, I bet the cook was a Russian agent
Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2019 01:12 PM (Izzlo)
++++++++++++++
Every time you order "medium-rare" and it comes out more done that, it is ALWAYS and without exception a Russian agent looking to subvert Western dining.

See also: inadequate "extra cheese" on pizza. They are preparing you for the inevitable privations when they finish their cunning takeover.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (I2dne)

91 That Hillary pic is terrifying

those CANNOT be fillers! that would be like 4 full syringes of plastic at least

her plastic surgeon? definitely a russian asset!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (Rarvo)

92 This has become a joke, a bad joke. If Fusion GPS wanted to discredit itself and its work any further I cannot think of any one thing they could do better to that end than recycle their work from 2015-2016.*



*Note: When you cut and paste the documents, make sure that you change all of the names. It gets embarrassing otherwise - if they are capable of embarrassment.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (hLRSq)

93 I think we need a face tits thread next

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2019 01:14 PM (Izzlo)

94 facetits - russian assets

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 01:14 PM (r+sAi)

95 I know just one phrase in Russian, and it is naughty. Therefore, asset.

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2019 01:14 PM (DJFLF)

96 oh my God!

What fresh self-fuckery has the left done to itself this time????

HILLARY CLINTON GOT SHITTY FACIAL FILLERS

Just in time for 2020, she fucked up her dumb ugly face with check implants.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:12 PM


WTAF?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState Vasilievich Ivanovich (Totally not a Russian asset) at December 13, 2019 01:14 PM (ejd/p)

97 I actually noticed a few Never Trumpers snarking about this last night. Me thinks the Fusion F*ckbois pull their trigger a little too soon here.

Best and brightest. Galaxy brained. 92th Dimensional Sorry! players here.

Posted by: El Kabong at December 13, 2019 01:14 PM (datdl)

98 If only the GOPe had some investigative resources at their disposal.

If only.

Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2019 01:14 PM (bB94Y)

99 At some point we need to put a tyre around these people's neck, fill it with petrol and light it on fire. Otherwise they are going to keep on coming.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 13, 2019 01:14 PM (xsnT2)

100 Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 13, 2019 01:11 PM (PiE+K)

Actually, the EU model has been done before.

They are Mandarins.

Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 01:15 PM (NgKpN)

101 her plastic surgeon? definitely a russian asset!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (Rarvo)


Nope. I think he's a normal, like us. He convinced her she needed some "freshening" for her campaign.

I'd like to give him a medal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2019 01:15 PM (ptqGC)

102 91 That Hillary pic is terrifying

those CANNOT be fillers! that would be like 4 full syringes of plastic at least

her plastic surgeon? definitely a russian asset!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (Rarvo)

---


Striking resemblance.

https://tinyurl.com/s4m5yce

Definitely a Russian asset.

Posted by: SMH at December 13, 2019 01:15 PM (RU4sa)

103 That guy who just followed the Amazon drone to your house and ripped your package off?

Russian Asset.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 13, 2019 01:15 PM (PiE+K)

104 >>HILLARY CLINTON GOT SHITTY FACIAL FILLERS


Just in time for 2020, she fucked up her dumb ugly face with check implants.


Just in time for the PR push/media appearances associated with the upcoming HULU documentary on her 2016 campaign.


Why won;t she just go away???

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM (bDqIh)

105 Hillary's plastic surgeon is a Russian asset?

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM (sqMPm)

106

And by the way, Christopher Steele already tried this, offering the UK an Exciting New Dossier claiming that everyone leftwingers don't like is a RUSSIAN AGENT.



This is the same thing they did with the 'Party Flip' myth about the 1960s-- now the Right, which was always anti-Communist, is PRO-Russian, and they, who were always sucking commie dick, are now ANTI-Russian and never ever like strongarm dictators.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM (hbTkw)

107 If any of you watched British TV last night and saw the results being announced for both Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn, you may have noticed bizarre characters on stage next to them as they gave their speeches. BoJo in particular had several completely incomprehensible costumed weirdos standing all around as he gave his historic victory speech.

As Americans, you kay have wondered: What in the goddamn HELL is going on here?

At first I was like you, but then it finally dawned on me out of the blue why there were crazy-looking weirdos in bizarre customes standing behind Jeremy Corbyn and Boris Johnson last night.

In England they have this weird ritual every election night where all the candidates are required to gather together on a stage, where a poll worker then reads the official results of the election for that particular "constituency."

And indeed we saw that happening in the various scenes on the TV, generally with each candidate wearing a round rosette/ribbon with their party's color.

So, in each individual constituency-race, there would be a guy with a dark blue ribbon (the Conservative candidate), a guy with a red ribbon (the Labour Candidate), a guy with a green ribbon (the Green Party candidate),a guy with an orange ribbon (the Lib Dem candidate), and so on, including (and here's the key point) all the other candidates for all the other minor parties.

In most cases, those minor party candidates (things like "The Alliance Party") etc. would wear normal clothes and stand off to the side, acknowledging their own irrelevance.

But in every election since the '80s, there has been and continues to be a joke party that purposely runs candidates in the famous/important constituencies, solely for the purpose of being allowed to stand on stage next to the famous politicians as the results are read on election night. And that party is the Monster Raving Loony Party, founded by Screaming Lord Sutch. The Monster Raving Loony Party candidate generally shows up for the results-reading ritual wearing the most outlandish costume possible, and stands toward the center of he stage so as to get in the TV camera shot, if cameras are present in the famous constituencies.

So, what we saw standing behind Corbyn and BoJo were the MRLP candidates dressed up as weird medieval robot-knights or men with gigantic frou-frou hats, etc.

There were SEVERAL crazily-dressed candidates behind BoJo; one of the was the MRL guy, and the others were pranksters who founded their own parties solely for the purpose of getting zero votes and losing and then being permitted to stand on stage wearing costumes. One was dressed as Elmo from Sesame Street, one as the aforementioned weird medieval robot-knight, another knight with a garbage can for a head, a guy with a t-shirt that said "BBC" with the "C" replaced by a communist hammer-and-sickle (our kind of guy), etc.

Neither the TV anchors nor anyone else in the room or in the audience comment on nor note the existence of these costumed characters, because they're there every election and they have become boring, predictable and trite after a while, and have ceased to have any shock value.

Now you know!

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM (fK2gX)

108 ahahahhhaaaa

check implants. d'oh. Ok, this was covered in earlier thread.

https://tinyurl.com/holyfuckingCHECKS

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM (FEQY4)

109 69 Posted by: Dull-normal Asshole Troll at December 13, 2019 01:11 PM
++++++++++++++++++
No. None. Zilch. Nada. No Sale. Hard pass.

Do you ever have second thoughts about believing a long-discredited assortment of lies from a bunch of international political henchmen who want to subvert republican government in favor of a global technocracy?

Didn't think so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM (I2dne)

110 94 facetits - russian assets
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 01:14 PM (r+sAi)

Dah, Hillary Clinton's new code name.

Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

111 The Hilary pics need their own thread.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM (f8ilN)

112 What made it obvious was the places you could still see Trump's name through the white out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM (r7Fvf)

113 >>That guy who just followed the Amazon drone to your house and ripped your package off?

Russian Asset.
- - -

The guy who hacked your Amazon Ring camera and is currently talking to your kid?
RUSKIE!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM (bDqIh)

114 we should have a russian asset accusations thread

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 01:03 PM (PbpT7)
_______


#AssetWatch!

Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM (bvfCs)

115 I'm Peter Graves, and I'm a Russian asset.

Posted by: Peter Graves at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM (98Cq3)

116 Fusion GPS has succeeded in monetizing Deep State servicing, in a big way. Being amoral, cynical liars is lucrative.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:17 PM (90T4r)

117 Peddlers of Influence like these yutzes get shallow graves

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:17 PM (iIEts)

118 The Hilary pics need their own thread.
Posted by: Ktgreat at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM

NO they don't.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 01:17 PM (r7Fvf)

119 UPS misdelivered one of my Christmas packages to my neighbors house, due to Russian assets.

Fortunately, my patriotic democrat neighbor brought it over unharmed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 13, 2019 01:17 PM (YslsA)

120 I like how the dailymail is calling Hillary "radiant" ... which I think they mean that she looks like a radioactive mutant

https://tinyurl.com/holyfuckingCHECKS

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:17 PM (FEQY4)

121 Every time you order "medium-rare" and it comes out
more done that, it is ALWAYS and without exception a Russian agent
looking to subvert Western dining.



See also: inadequate "extra cheese" on pizza. They are preparing you
for the inevitable privations when they finish their cunning takeover.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (I2dne)

look at fast food, the burgers are always well done. I recall when Five Guys first came out the local food writer refused to rank their burgers because they wold only do them well done. They dont' deny this, it is policy.

yeah the extra cheese is a scam. I think I will ask for extra cheese on the side on time to see what they give. It wont be worth a damn thing but it will be interesting what they do.

Posted by: Quint at December 13, 2019 01:17 PM (n13/j)

122 I'd still like to know why, in his Senate testimony, Simpson said he'd known Kramer a long time, but in his deposition for Buzzfeed, Kramer claimed he'd never met Simpson until he gave him the dossier (after Kramer's trip to visit Steele) in November 2016? I'm assuming Kramer was the liar, in this instance. I think Kramer was also involved in the Black Ledger "found" in Ukraine, but that will probably never be disclosed.

Posted by: EveR at December 13, 2019 01:17 PM (R0z7P)

123 "Don't worry if there's no evidence for our farcical accusations --
sympathetic Red Fellow Travelers will rise up like a Fifth Column of
accusers to lie about our targets."

indeed ... and who protects the Red Fellow Travelers? The IC has top men for that. The politicians like Biden/Clinton collect some graft, but there is bigger game afoot. Soros makes billions, GoogleCorp makes a trillion? ... What is the engine pushing this traveling band of gypsies?

Much of it is tied to the underworld ... which is what? Epstein was part of it ... is the child trafficking just to collect kompromat, or is it just part of the hazing to join the inner sanctum of the Globalist cartels? idk ... Bohemian Grove, Skull and Bones ... some really weird crap at various levels that builds a unity not based in "One Nation Under (a Christian) God".

What they accuse others of ... they are doing ... probably including some pee pee initiations, or some such vile stuff. But the masses are mostly manipulated by "The Narrative" scripted by Fusion types, but funded by ?? a higher power of a lower order.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 13, 2019 01:18 PM (Cus5s)

124 VODKA!!!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 13, 2019 01:18 PM (G546f)

125 And its a felony to buy ammunition out of State.
Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (NgKpN)

I smell a smuggling opportunity.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 13, 2019 01:18 PM (PiE+K)

126 Lindsay Davis has a Didius Falco novel built around a couple of professional accusers who have gotten rich off of what Fusion GPS peddles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:18 PM (iIEts)

127 https://tinyurl.com/holyfuckingCHECKS
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM


If that pic ain't photoshopped, there's some seriously wrong shit going on.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState Vasilievich Ivanovich (Totally not a Russian asset) at December 13, 2019 01:18 PM (ejd/p)

128 zombie obviously a Russian asset.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2019 01:18 PM (sqMPm)

129
Fusion GPS: We'll notarize the lies so they look official.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 13, 2019 01:18 PM (OHR0v)

130 The people who made the Captain Midol movie - russian assets.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 01:18 PM (r+sAi)

131 But in every election since the '80s, there has been and continues to be a joke party that purposely runs candidates in the famous/important constituencies, solely for the purpose of being allowed to stand on stage next to the famous politicians as the results are read on election night. And that party is the Monster Raving Loony Party, founded by Screaming Lord Sutch. The Monster Raving Loony Party candidate generally shows up for the results-reading ritual wearing the most outlandish costume possible, and stands toward the center of he stage so as to get in the TV camera shot, if cameras are present in the famous constituencies.
+++++++++++++++++
I assume this was meant to shame the other politicians, all of whom are insane or crooked. If so, that is a very British approach - and a very British response.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:18 PM (I2dne)

132 Russian Assets would be a good name for a mag is they still made them.

Posted by: Quint at December 13, 2019 01:18 PM (n13/j)

133 If Russia has now successfully thrown elections in the US and the UK...f*ck it, we should surrender now.

The US at it's height of power and influence couldn't swing elections for dog catcher in Vladivostok. We are truly doomed and Never Trump should start tweeting whether 'borscht is a ketchup'.

Posted by: El Kabong at December 13, 2019 01:18 PM (datdl)

134 And they do all of this, without consequences. Crime pays, is the message to the world. If we only had law enforcement entities to make them accountable.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:19 PM (90T4r)

135 Russian assets messed up the Hildebeest's face to official grotesquery status!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 13, 2019 01:19 PM (xPJvm)

136 But can the Donald sell vodka to the Russians?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 01:19 PM (d7Ww2)

137 120 I like how the dailymail is calling Hillary "radiant" ... which I think they mean that she looks like a radioactive mutant

https://tinyurl.com/holyfuckingCHECKS
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:17 PM (FEQY4)

I love how they say she's Wrinkle Free.

Well, her cheeks? yes, the rest of her face no.

Which is why she looks so silly.

Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 01:19 PM (NgKpN)

138 11 This is obviously a joke, right?

RIGHT?

OMFG
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 01:02 PM (d7Ww2)

-----

I swear I was looking for Babylon Bee or The Onion fingerprints on this one too.

Posted by: can of spam at December 13, 2019 01:20 PM (g0aRc)

139 Peddlers of Influence like these yutzes get shallow graves
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:17 PM (iIEts)
+++++++++++
No. They get no graves. Rot in the sun on a pike and let the bones fall where they may.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:20 PM (I2dne)

140 Now you know!

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2019 01:16 PM (fK2gX)

*obligatory*
"the rest of the story."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 01:20 PM (VqhL9)

141 Fusion GPS should be designated an enemy espionage organization and dealt with accordingly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2019 01:20 PM (hbTkw)

142 She looks like a deranged chipmunk.

Posted by: SMH at December 13, 2019 01:20 PM (RU4sa)

143 Here's a photo of Hillary' youthful, new face:

https://tinyurl.com/tsblfdy

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

144 she's stunning and courageous

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:20 PM (FEQY4)

145 Puffy bloated people are indeed wrinkle free.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:20 PM (90T4r)

146 Did Pussy Riot ever open for Russian Asset at the Lubiyanka?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:20 PM (iIEts)

147 Well, why not? It worked on the left for the last 2.5 years, they are still spouting it, and they will take that shit to their graves.


Enemies of the Republic.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 01:21 PM (1CjJc)

148 GITMO badly needs a "muh Russia" conspiracy. Barr can help them with lodging and transportation.

Posted by: henry at December 13, 2019 01:21 PM (JMDly)

149 Anyone else ever notice that Fusion never, ever points the finger at Chinese influence and meddling?

Very interesting, that.

Posted by: El Kabong at December 13, 2019 01:21 PM (datdl)

150 And its a felony to buy ammunition out of State.
Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 01:13 PM (NgKpN)

I smell a smuggling opportunity.



Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 13, 2019 01:18 PM (PiE+K)

I smell an opportunity too.

Posted by: Mayflower trucking company at December 13, 2019 01:21 PM (n13/j)

151 Hillary just looks like a puppet head now

Punch and Judy Show reject!!!

how did extreme body modification crap bleed into plastic surgery?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 13, 2019 01:21 PM (Rarvo)

152 Recalls "Lawyers, Guns and Money"

I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know?

She was with the Russians too!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....not a Russian agent...yet at December 13, 2019 01:21 PM (vcOmj)

153 She looks like she is on prednisone, actually.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:21 PM (90T4r)

154 Somewhere a funeral home makeup artist is out of a job.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 13, 2019 01:21 PM (xPJvm)

155 >>>Here's a photo of Hillary' youthful, new face:



My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 13, 2019 01:21 PM (bkUtD)

156 Here's a photo of Hillary' youthful, new face:

https://tinyurl.com/tsblfdy
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
This is a good development and it makes me inclined to vote for her. She is clearly storing her nuts for the winter and I'll bet someone who understands the value of saving for the future will be good on the budget.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:21 PM (I2dne)

157 So who's face did Hillary steal?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:21 PM (iIEts)

158 120 I like how the dailymail is calling Hillary "radiant" ... which I think they mean that she looks like a radioactive mutant

https://tinyurl.com/holyfuckingCHECKS
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:17 PM (FEQY4)

Holy.

Shit.

HOLY.

SHIT!

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (Izzlo)

159 16 Russians! Russians!

*shakes tiny fist in the air*


It is amazing to me that the leftist wackos think a gas station masquerading as a super power can wield so much power.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (377Zs)

160 25 Back in the old days, Soros and Steele would be on the bottom of the ocean wearing cement overshoes concrete galoshes.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 13, 2019 01:04 PM (PiE+K)

Posted by: Montgomery Scott, Captain (Engineering), Star Fleet (retired) at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (qyH+l)

161 Honestly, if FusionGPS and its stooges were rounded up and swept away, that would be a major victory right there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (Rvlwi)

162
>>I like how the dailymail is calling Hillary "radiant" ... which I think they mean that she looks like a radioactive mutant



Kinda like the Michell Obama coverage where they call her sexy, toned, and stylish?



Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (bDqIh)

163 We are doomed to be controlled by the russians. It would have been much less spendy if we would have given in after WWII. Such a waste.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (0OmEj)

164 face tits ????
Really? Does that mean I can point my eyes at her "face" and still look at tits?
Can't find a down side to this

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (48RE5)

165 This is up there with John Kerry's Can of Man Tan.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (hbTkw)

166 she looks like a Muppet!

that photo cannot be real!

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (Rarvo)

167 Posted by: Mayflower trucking company at December 13, 2019 01:21 PM (n13/j)

not smuggling. Moving people out of state.

Posted by: Quint at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (n13/j)

168 Perhaps that is just one of the Hillary stand ins.

Has to be.

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (sqMPm)

169 Not a damn thing holy about that woman.

Posted by: SMH at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (RU4sa)

170 You know what else was radiant?

Chernobyl.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (I2dne)

171 Fusion GPS and everyone in it needs to be sued out of existence.

I'm sure Jeremy Corbyn will want to use these fraudsters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2019 01:23 PM (WI7YS)

172 face tits ????
Really? Does that mean I can point my eyes at her "face" and still look at tits?
Can't find a down side to this
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (48RE5)
++++++++++
Prepare to be surprised.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:23 PM (I2dne)

173 I love the Nerd Crew's studio. Such a dickpunch to the consumerist biggest starwars bullshittery.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:23 PM (FEQY4)

174 Someone should Photo Shop nips on Hillarys face tits.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 01:23 PM (VqhL9)

175 Otters - russian assets.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 01:23 PM (r+sAi)

176 She's an old bitter drunk. But radiantly old and drunk.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:23 PM (90T4r)

177 Those Hillary pictures confirm my belief that God loves the United States of America and will keep it from great harm. There is no way anyone but the looniest spinster feminist would vote for her with evidence of that facial butchery.


Somewhere a plastic surgeon has been Arkancided and placed in a shallow grave filled with lye.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2019 01:23 PM (hLRSq)

178 There's a painting of Hilary somewhere that's getting younger

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2019 01:23 PM (Izzlo)

179 157
So who's face did Hillary steal?


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:21 PM (iIEts)

its a dead rhinocerous's ass.

Posted by: henry at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (JMDly)

180 Chutzpah.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

181 Can we please stop typing "face tits?" Please. I'm vomiting into my hat right now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (bkUtD)

182 >> Aesthetic expert Dr Ross Perry, founder of www.cosmedics.co.uk, said
Hillary has been 'genetically blessed' with good skin . .

Good skin, like grafted from a fetus?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (bDqIh)

183 I'm pretty much at the "Everyone can go to hell" phase at this point.

Posted by: Allie at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (sm6Pk)

184 Hillary Clinton's cheek implants remind me of Adventure Time's Jake the Dog.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (I99aF)

185 163 We are doomed to be controlled by the russians. It would have been much less spendy if we would have given in after WWII. Such a waste.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (0OmEj)

---

USN!

Watching the game tomorrow?

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=93362

Posted by: SMH at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (RU4sa)

186 Otters - russian assets.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 01:23 PM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++++
A guy at work was wearing a hoodie with "Otters" emblazoned on the front of it.

I imagine it's a collegiate sports team, but I had to stifle a laugh when I saw it. He was probably offended and I feel kinda bad about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (I2dne)

187 Time to put the Tower of London back to its traditional use.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (Dh1wo)

188 Check out the guy behind her in the pic.

He looks like, "WTF?!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (ptqGC)

189 My first reaction to Horowitz was predicting making up bullshit for political takedowns would become a cottage industry.

These guys are openly soliciting money for sedition and libel.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (na1mZ)

190 Someone should have told Hillary that Fix-a-Flat only works on butt-lifts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (iIEts)

191 >>>So who's face did Hillary steal?



Epstein's.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (bkUtD)

192 Someone brought up before, need pirate drones to steal packages, then fighter drones to protect the package drones.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 01:25 PM (ZCEU2)

193 146 Did Pussy Riot ever open for Russian Asset at the Lubiyanka?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:20 PM (iIEts)

They did, but the traffic control system ensured that no one ever saw them.

Posted by: Beria, Commiesar of Internal Security at December 13, 2019 01:25 PM (qyH+l)

194 >>>HILLARY CLINTON GOT SHITTY FACIAL FILLERS

Just in time for 2020, she fucked up her dumb ugly face with check implants.

Ohhhh, that's what I get for not scanning the thread first.
Yucch, nevermind

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 01:25 PM (48RE5)

195 120 I like how the dailymail is calling Hillary "radiant" ... which I think they mean that she looks like a radioactive mutant

https://tinyurl.com/holyfuckingCHECKS
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:17 PM (FEQY4)

--

The best rated comments are not being kind.

Funny how every D/lefty politician or figure gets glowing, knob-gobbling treatment from the media. It's almost like it's obvious to their fault or something...

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 13, 2019 01:25 PM (JoUsr)

196 here, this is better:
https://tinyurl.com/foreheadtittiesssss

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:25 PM (FEQY4)

197 "I guess they all forgot exactly how the Mueller report on Russian collusion ended."

You're not getting it. The process is the punishment. Ask Flynn.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 13, 2019 01:25 PM (na1mZ)

198
"You furnish the pictures and I'll furnish the war."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2019 01:25 PM (eKJ4D)

199 161
Honestly, if FusionGPS and its stooges were rounded up and swept away, that would be a major victory right there.


Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (Rvlwi)

Mueller indicted people on conspiracy to defraud the US. Turnabout.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 01:25 PM (1CjJc)

200 That's gonna replace the evil clown in my nightmares

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2019 01:26 PM (Izzlo)

201 191 >>>So who's face did Hillary steal?



Epstein's.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp


*snort*

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 01:26 PM (d7Ww2)

202 You're not getting it. The process is the punishment. Ask Flynn.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 13, 2019 01:25 PM (na1mZ)
++++++++++++
And barring that, the process combined with "capitulate now or we'll go after your family with the full power of our mafia state" is the punishment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:26 PM (I2dne)

203 Wyatt,

HA!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:27 PM (iIEts)

204 Old Lawyer saying again "When you have the law, you bang the law. When have the the Facts, You Bang the Facts. When you have neither, you bang the table"
******
That is where the Libtards are in US & now UK

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 13, 2019 01:27 PM (BqBId)

205 Hillary Clinton's cheek implants remind me of Adventure Time's Jake the Dog.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (I99aF)


Oh my glob.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 13, 2019 01:27 PM (aS1PU)

206 201 191 >>>So who's face did Hillary steal?



Epstein's.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp


*snort*
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 01:26 PM (d7Ww2)

We are all Russian agents now, tovarisch ratchedski!

Posted by: Comdrade Nespatnik (Insomniac) at December 13, 2019 01:27 PM (NWiLs)

207 As dumbed down as Americans are [not just "leftists"], Euros are much worse, so yeah, a good market for the idiocy peddled by Fusion. Amazing.


Russia is the weakest, least influential, and least dangerous it's been for nearly a century, and the people who completely ignored/misunderstood/didn't care about it when it was a massive, active threat to our security and values are hysterical about it NOW.



Posted by: rhomboid at December 13, 2019 01:27 PM (El6T/)

208 Fusion GPS needs to be shut the fuck down and everyone there jailed.

This is bullshit.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 13, 2019 01:27 PM (Qgge5)

209 >>>That's gonna replace the evil clown in my nightmares


Hillary Clinton's "It."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Vozhd at December 13, 2019 01:27 PM (bkUtD)

210 Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (Rarvo)

Actually some of her pics when she was a lot younger (teenager?) she had those chipmunk cheeks.

So maybe she was feeling nostalgic.

Like her tits, gravity is going to affect them.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 13, 2019 01:28 PM (PiE+K)

211 But seriously, she obviously went to the same plastic surgeon that John Kerry and Renee Zellweger went to -- in each case totally RUINING their faces and making them look unrecognizable. They may indeed look "younger," but they look like DIFFERENT PEOPLE who happen to be a bit younger.

Why Hillary thought this was a good idea is anyone's guess. Renee Zellweger destroyed her career as a result of the same blunder, and Kerry was mocked off the public stage. Why repeat the blunder?

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2019 01:28 PM (fK2gX)

212 She looks like a deranged chipmunk.
Posted by: SMH at December 13, 2019 01:20 PM

She's storing Bill's nuts for the winter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 01:28 PM (r7Fvf)

213 Instead of a storm grate, Hillary will lurk in her all black Scooby-Doo van

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:28 PM (iIEts)

214 209 >>>That's gonna replace the evil clown in my nightmares


Hillary Clinton's "It."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Vozhd at December 13, 2019 01:27 PM (bkUtD)

"Down here, they all float sag."

Posted by: Comdrade Nespatnik (Insomniac) at December 13, 2019 01:28 PM (NWiLs)

215 "In short, Britain needs its own Mueller report: a full, independent and public accounting of Russian efforts to interfere in its politics."



Here you go. I worked on this investigation for 5 minutes and here is your comprehensive, independent public accounting:

"The British Labor Party has been wholly owned, lock, stock, and barrel since 1917 and operated directly by the Cheka, NKVD, & KGB, and the Russian Communist Party Central Committee, and now by Vladimir Putin and the GRU."

That'll be 30 million pounds sterling, please. Make sure you spell Sharkman correctly on the cheque.


I tell you, I keep thinking this Russia collusion hoax is more than just a passing trend. It is the Second Big Lie that the Left is pulling against Conservatives.

The First Big Lie (at least as it relates to the US) is that it has always been Conservatives who were pro-slavery/anti-immigrant/pro-KKK, when in fact the Dems have ALWAYS been, and still are, profoundly racist and evil and pro-slavery of all of us.

The First Big Lie was told by the Dems and press so consistently that now Black Americans, who voted lock-step Republican for 100 years after the Civil War, know nothing of their true history and that of the Republican and Democrat Parties.

Now this Second Big Lie is an attempt by the Left to pretend that it wasn't them and the Dems that supported Lenin, Stalin, Mao and the communists for a hundred years, while those lunatics murdered 150 million people.

"It's the Republicans who are in bed with the Reds!!!!!"

Just more lies while they cover up their own despicable crimes. Fucking commie/libs.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 13, 2019 01:28 PM (Pk69y)

216 What country does Fusion GPS work out of, currently?

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:28 PM (90T4r)

217 189 My first reaction to Horowitz was predicting making up bullshit for political takedowns would become a cottage industry.

These guys are openly soliciting money for sedition and libel.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (na1mZ)


That's what makes it so wonderful. Imagine how much fun Trump is going to have Tweeting about Fusion GPS and its will-smear-for-money pitch? How he is going to rub faces into that with all of the vigor he possesses?

It will be magnificent!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2019 01:28 PM (hLRSq)

218 213
Instead of a storm grate, Hillary will lurk in her all black Scooby-Doo van


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:28 PM (iIEts)

Luring unsuspecting children with free health care.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 01:29 PM (1CjJc)

219 It actually looks like butt cheeks for cheek implants?!
The before and after comparisons are freaky.
Where's Huma?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2019 01:29 PM (bDqIh)

220 Fusion GPS needs to be shut the fuck down and everyone there jailed.

This is bullshit.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 13, 2019 01:27 PM

The first clue was all the white out on the "new" "dossier". These fcks are out of ideas.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 01:29 PM (r7Fvf)

221 So everything political outcome the left does not like is because Putin is interfering in the process? Do they realize how stupid they sound?

Posted by: IC at December 13, 2019 01:29 PM (zPMlR)

222 MENDOZAAAAAAAAA!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 01:29 PM (yQpMk)

223 Sorry, calling them face tits is an insult to tits

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2019 01:29 PM (Izzlo)

224 HRC looks like a demon.

Posted by: the girl who says.... at December 13, 2019 01:29 PM (sI15f)

225 John Kerry's face now looks like a soft potato made of silly putty. What I don't know is if it's an improvement from his "regular" face or not. Both are equally repugnant.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 13, 2019 01:30 PM (JoUsr)

226 What is wrong with liking Russia?

I do business there. I haven't been to Moscow for a few years, but I can assure you the people there are not enemies of the U.S.

I also do business with China. They are also very nice and like Americans, but they are focused on eating our economic lunch. They are adversaries, not enemies.

Russia is a hyper-capitalist society now, most easily compared to "Deadwood". They can't advance beyond the point they're at right now until there is less corruption and capital can be assured the rule of law is in place concerning their investments. It will come with time.

Putin was exactly the leader Russia needed. The breakup of the USSR was traumatic and they needed a strong leader to reassure them they were still significant on the world stage and that the country wouldn't fall into anarchy.

This world would be a lot easier place to live if everyone learned that not every country is ready for Jeffersonian democracy.

What is it with democrats? Do they want use to declare nuclear war with Russia?

Fucking idiots.

Posted by: jwest at December 13, 2019 01:30 PM (U6f/q)

227 Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:25 PM (FEQY4)

Now THAT'S just stupid.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 13, 2019 01:30 PM (PiE+K)

228 196 here, this is better:
https://tinyurl.com/foreheadtittiesssss
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:25 PM (FEQY4)

Yeah, that's more like it.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 01:30 PM (48RE5)

229 HRC looks like a demon.
=====

Just the look she was going for.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 13, 2019 01:30 PM (Qgge5)

230 Nightmare fuel please never never ever post photos of
hillbot 2000 again. Spare us poor irredeemable deplorable Morons the pain and anguish I beg you.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 13, 2019 01:30 PM (0OmEj)

231 Can't find a down side to this
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM


Dude...it's Hillary. Effin'. Clinton.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState Vasilievich Ivanovich (Totally not a Russian asset) at December 13, 2019 01:30 PM (ejd/p)

232 Someone needs to suggest to Hillary she try the Saran-wrap plastic surgery option. Then forget to put in air holes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:30 PM (iIEts)

233 Steal your face right off your head

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)

234 watching the nerd crew video "they fly nooooooooowwwwwwwww"

can't you feel the synergy!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:31 PM (FEQY4)

235 Rush "That picture is scary!"

snort

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 01:31 PM (48RE5)

236 OK that hILLRY picture made my day.
BWAAHAHA

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

237 Here's a photo of Hillary' youthful, new face:

boomer hotness:underboob
millennial hotness:undercheek

Posted by: DanMan at December 13, 2019 01:31 PM (XTiHL)

238 Crossfire in a Hurricane describes the DNC perfectly.

Posted by: the girl who says.... at December 13, 2019 01:31 PM (sI15f)

239 face tits ????
Really? Does that mean I can point my eyes at her "face" and still look at tits?
Can't find a down side to this
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (48RE5)


You will if you follow the link and look.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 13, 2019 01:31 PM (z79tQ)

240 Fucking idiots.

Posted by: jwest at December 13, 2019 01:30 PM (U6f/q)

Agreed, down to the last line.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 01:31 PM (1CjJc)

241 omg omg lolol that Hillary cheek pic though

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2019 01:31 PM (DJFLF)

242 163 We are doomed to be controlled by the russians. It would have been much less spendy if we would have given in after WWII. Such a waste.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (0OmEj)


Yeah, the Russians are like the Texas, Oklahoma, and Nebraska offenses in the Seventies. The defense knew 98% of the plays by those teams would be a run, but still couldn't stop them. We know the Russians will try to corrupt our elections, and they succeed every time the non-Progressives win, no matter what we do. Amazing.

Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2019 01:31 PM (AMIL/)

243 Steal your face right off your head
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)


Heh

Posted by: Raging Chimpanzee at December 13, 2019 01:31 PM (aS1PU)

244 what HRC photo are you guys talking about?
do i want to know?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 13, 2019 01:32 PM (G546f)

245 So who's face did Hillary steal?


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:21 PM (iIEts)

I dunno, she looks like the wizzerduvoz.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 13, 2019 01:32 PM (88+cf)

246 >>>Steal your face right off your head


After some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Vozhd at December 13, 2019 01:32 PM (bkUtD)

247 She needs to EDKH her plastic surgeon. That is just ATROCIOUS, the way her cheeks are all plump and round like apples and the rest of her face is wrinkly saag city.

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2019 01:32 PM (DJFLF)

248 We are heading towards chidren standing in front of their classroom and denouncing their parents as Russian agents because the parents support Trump. And the school throwing a 'red flag' order into the system to disarm the so denounced.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at December 13, 2019 01:32 PM (sT+5I)

249 Just one word ( acronym) fir Messrs Barr and Durham:

RICO.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at December 13, 2019 01:32 PM (2OCXI)

250 What is the defining nature of the left? To project onto their enemies what they themselves are doing. Where does that lead?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 13, 2019 01:33 PM (YslsA)

251 >>Why Hillary thought this was a good idea is anyone's guess. Renee
Zellweger destroyed her career as a result of the same blunder, and
Kerry was mocked off the public stage. Why repeat the blunder?



Anything to get her precious!
What's radiant is the desperation radiating off of her. I think she would sell a grandkid in exchange for the presidency.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2019 01:33 PM (bDqIh)

252 178 There's a painting of Hilary somewhere that's getting younger
__________________

She should have had somebody take a photo of that painting, glue it to a stick, and then she could hold it in front of her real face when she goes out.

It would look more realistic than her current face.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 13, 2019 01:33 PM (k4dH2)

253 Why Hillary thought this was a good idea is anyone's guess. Renee Zellweger destroyed her career as a result of the same blunder, and Kerry was mocked off the public stage. Why repeat the blunder?
Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2019 01:28 PM (fK2gX)


Her idiot daughter, The Omen, is usually behind any poorly considered appearance decisions. She advised her to let her hair grow long during her International Happy Hour Tour as pre Benghazi Secretary of State, which made her look like an obese deranged witch.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 13, 2019 01:33 PM (y7DUB)

254 244 what HRC photo are you guys talking about?
do i want to know?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at De

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warning, goggles do nothing

https://tinyurl.com/holyfuckingCHECKS

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:33 PM (FEQY4)

255 Omg...that Hillary pic can't be real. Thats a fucking disaster. It looks unearthly. Good lord.


She's a fucking freak.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 13, 2019 01:33 PM (Qgge5)

256 Happy FriYay!

Omg love weekends!

Posted by: Barr at December 13, 2019 01:33 PM (UU64l)

257 Someone should have told Hillary that Fix-a-Flat only works on butt-lifts.


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (iIEts)
.........

Botched.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 01:33 PM (v0R5T)

258 Haven't looked really closely at the UK election results, but at first glance it has all the hallmarks of a Russian Facebook Ad boiler room op.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 13, 2019 01:33 PM (YUqcJ)

259 do i want to know?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 13, 2019 01:32 PM (G546f)


Yes, you must see in order to avoid making the same mistake - ever.

My word as a kallisto.

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2019 01:33 PM (DJFLF)

260 Except Boris's new government's MPs control all of the Commons committees that would probe these 'allegations'; and all the Cabinet Ministers running the departments/ministries are Boris's too.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2019 01:33 PM (Dh1wo)

261 It always cracks me up that a few thousand dollars in Russian Facebook ads proves our Democracy is tainted.

Meanwhile, we still have Radio Free America, which transmits into RUSSIA, being paid for by US Taxpayer dollars.

Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 01:34 PM (NgKpN)

262 /simian sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 13, 2019 01:34 PM (aS1PU)

263 It's all the electromagnetic poisoning everyone's getting from their SmartPhone.

Drills right thru your brain.

Text only.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 13, 2019 01:34 PM (PiE+K)

264 What is it with democrats? Do they want use to declare nuclear war with Russia?

They loved Russia until Hillary lost, then they needed a spooky scapegoat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 01:34 PM (r+sAi)

265 254 244 what HRC photo are you guys talking about?
do i want to know?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at De

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warning, goggles do nothing

https://tinyurl.com/holyfuckingCHECKS
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:33 PM (FEQY4)

Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good...

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2019 01:34 PM (Izzlo)

266 I don't know what you guys are carrying on about... I think HILLARY! looks radiant

https://images.app.goo.gl/SaNDTjUmDP22Z5vU8

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2019 01:34 PM (flINI)

267 If you falsely accuse someone of treason, you should suffer that penalty and fate.
Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2019 01:10 PM (bvfCs)


If I were on a jury that is about the depth of the argument that it would take to get my vote for conviction.

Maybe a tape of somebody like Schitt declaring he has "PROOF" of RUSSIAN collusion. No need to play them all, just one. That is all it should take.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 13, 2019 01:34 PM (1g7ch)

268 Did her plastic surgeon throw in a free pair of claws with that face? That's the least they could've done.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 13, 2019 01:35 PM (JoUsr)

269 254
244 what HRC photo are you guys talking about?

do i want to know?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at De



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warning, goggles do nothing



https://tinyurl.com/holyfuckingCHECKS

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:33 PM (FEQY4)
That smirk on her face is like she just got a visit by the surprise otter.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2019 01:35 PM (N39Ws)

270 warning, goggles do nothing


She looks like that Billy the Puppet from Saw.

http://bit.ly/2LS3G5U

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 01:35 PM (yQpMk)

271 A guy at work was wearing a hoodie with "Otters" emblazoned on the front of it.



I imagine it's a collegiate sports team, but I had to stifle a laugh
when I saw it. He was probably offended and I feel kinda bad about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (I2dne)
_______

I have the same reaction when I see one with "Beavers" -- especially worn by a woman.

Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2019 01:35 PM (bvfCs)

272 2 hour Christmas party with booze in the middle of the workday.

Noice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

273 Dr. Perry did not kill himself.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 01:36 PM (1CjJc)

274 Hillary was short of funds so went to a collision repair place. She got the Macco Make-Over for $99.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:36 PM (iIEts)

275 268 Did her plastic surgeon throw in a free pair of claws with that face? That's the least they could've done.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 13, 2019 01:35 PM (JoUsr)

Or at least a couple acorns

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 01:36 PM (48RE5)

276 But in every election since the '80s, there has been and continues to be a joke party that purposely runs candidates in the famous/important constituencies, solely for the purpose of being allowed to stand on stage next to the famous politicians as the results are read on election night. And that party is the Monster Raving Loony Party, founded by Screaming Lord Sutch.

That's the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Beria, Commiesar of Internal Security at December 13, 2019 01:36 PM (qyH+l)

277 .

Get Vince from Sham Wow to pitch it on late night TV!

Posted by: Mongo at December 13, 2019 01:36 PM (pHl8P)

278 Well, she looks like shit, is my analysis.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:36 PM (90T4r)

279 266 I don't know what you guys are carrying on about... I think HILLARY! looks radiant

https://images.app.goo.gl/SaNDTjUmDP22Z5vU8
Posted by: Truck Mo

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this can be a new thread, finding similar radiant radioactive mutant phjotos

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 13, 2019 01:36 PM (FEQY4)

280 oh.goodness, those cheeks

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 13, 2019 01:36 PM (G546f)

281 Quick update.

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at December 13, 2019 01:36 PM (UU64l)

282 272
2 hour Christmas party with booze in the middle of the workday.



Noice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

At a Kentucky Courthouse?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 01:37 PM (1CjJc)

283 271 A guy at work was wearing a hoodie with "Otters" emblazoned on the front of it.



I imagine it's a collegiate sports team, but I had to stifle a laugh
when I saw it. He was probably offended and I feel kinda bad about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (I2dne)
_______

I have the same reaction when I see one with "Beavers" -- especially worn by a woman.

Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2019 01:35 PM (bvfCs)

That's why Beaver College outside of Philly changed their name to Arcadia University

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2019 01:37 PM (Izzlo)

284 282 272
2 hour Christmas party with booze in the middle of the workday.



Noice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

At a Kentucky Courthouse?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 01:37 PM (1CjJc)

=========

Not quite that good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:37 PM (q80AH)

285 I think they blew it and used vodka instead of botox.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

286 New name for Hillary with the cheeks.

"Bondo Barbie". Featuring Vodka Resistant Polymer Technologies.

And you thought her persona was all fake and plasticky before? HA!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2019 01:37 PM (QzJWU)

287 The best part of all the RUSSIA stuff will be when the Clinton Foundation's finances are exposed and she's indicted for being an unregistered foreign agent.

It's out there, we all know it, but the timing has to be right.

A lot of people are made at Graham, but I think his decision to sit there and just talk actually worked pretty well.

If the IG report came out sooner, the Dems might not have raced headlong into impeachment. Now they're in a box canyon staring up at the glint of rifle barrels on the cliffs above.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 13, 2019 01:37 PM (cfSRQ)

288 In the UK the Conservative party now controls the executive and legislative branch and there's absolutely ZERO these bastards can do. They can cry and scream about Russians all they want but they can't even get a report submitted to parliament. They can't put any bullshit in a committee. They can't hold an inquiry. They can do sweet FUCK ALL. They're fucked. Completely fucked for 5 years. Feels good.

Posted by: james at December 13, 2019 01:37 PM (MNBUP)

289 I refuse to believe a country who can't even make a decent steak could do any of this.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 13, 2019 01:38 PM (xsnT2)

290 I imagine it's a collegiate sports team, but I had to stifle a laugh
when I saw it. He was probably offended and I feel kinda bad about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:24 PM (I2dne)
_______

I have the same reaction when I see one with "Beavers" -- especially worn by a woman.

Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2019 01:35 PM (bvfCs)


Is the nickname of Oregon State's women's teams the Lady Beavers?

Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2019 01:38 PM (AMIL/)

291 Hillary Red Squirrel Clinton

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 13, 2019 01:38 PM (U7qMl)

292 288 In the UK the Conservative party now controls the executive and legislative branch and there's absolutely ZERO these bastards can do. They can cry and scream about Russians all they want but they can't even get a report submitted to parliament. They can't put any bullshit in a committee. They can't hold an inquiry. They can do sweet FUCK ALL. They're fucked. Completely fucked for 5 years. Feels good.
Posted by: james at December 13, 2019 01:37 PM (MNBUP)

Second look at Random Bermuda Judge?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 13, 2019 01:38 PM (ayFCE)

293 In Harry Reid's words, it worked, didn't it?

Why not do it again? I mean, it's just money, who gives a shit about the damage to the world.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 13, 2019 01:38 PM (GbPPJ)

294 282 272
2 hour Christmas party with booze in the middle of the workday

.....

Tip the bartender.

I'm on the way to work one right now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 13, 2019 01:38 PM (YUqcJ)

295 >>What is it with democrats? Do they want use to declare nuclear war with Russia?

I think initially, it was a Clintonian trick to smear Trump with her greatest weakness: the yuge Clinton Foundation payoff in exchange for (Russia govt. owned) Uranium One uranium purchase.


Since then I think it's also come in handy as a way to point *away* from the countries that have been actively involved in meddling in our elections on behalf of Democrats, including Ukraine, China, SA and Qatar. Not that Russia isn't meddling (they have forever), but it's not as a big a donor, and in need of protection, than the Democrats' current favorite countries.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2019 01:38 PM (bDqIh)

296 I have the same reaction when I see one with "Beavers" -- especially worn by a woman.



Posted by: ShainS


I was a beaver gymnast. yes, we caught hell.

Hi comrade insom!

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 01:38 PM (d7Ww2)

297 we should have a russian asset accusations thread
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 01:03 PM (PbpT7)
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That sounds like something a Russian asset would suggest, Ace.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2019 01:39 PM (Dh1wo)

298 *waves to Jim*

Posted by: SMH at December 13, 2019 01:39 PM (RU4sa)

299 >>"Bondo Barbie". Featuring Vodka Resistant Polymer Technologies.

This is why I can't quit this place

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 01:39 PM (48RE5)

300 That's why Beaver College outside of Philly changed their name to Arcadia University
Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2019 01:37 PM (Izzlo)
+++++++++++++
Also, the Internet.

When searching, "Beaver College" and "college beaver" are interchangeable.

They were very hard to find online, and prospective students and their parents were presented with numerous ... extracurricular activities instead.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:39 PM (I2dne)

301 Hey Democrats! The 80's called and they want their foreign policy back.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 01:39 PM (yQpMk)

302 Even as a joke, I will never call myself comrade.


Just can't.

Posted by: SMH at December 13, 2019 01:39 PM (RU4sa)

303 293 In Harry Reid's words, it worked, didn't it?

Why not do it again? I mean, it's just money, who gives a shit about the damage to the world.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 13, 2019 01:38 PM (GbPPJ)

Yeah, we would need a law enforcement agency to go after them. You know.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:39 PM (90T4r)

304 *waves to the Empress*

Someone quoted your Twitter commentary over on Legal Insurrection as a comment yesterday.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:39 PM (iIEts)

305 HILLARY! stays in shape by cycling. She is a very healthy 72

https://images.app.goo.gl/ENFvWyeJHRN6ZqSv7

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2019 01:40 PM (flINI)

306 The only "Otters" team I'm aware of is Erie in the OHL.

Posted by: Allie at December 13, 2019 01:40 PM (sm6Pk)

307 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 13, 2019 01:37 PM (cfSRQ)

Legally Hillary is in the clear due to a 5 year Federal Statute of Limitations.

Politically, its a way different story, unless they do a really deep surprise Anal Tax Audit?

Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 01:40 PM (NgKpN)

308 warning, goggles do nothing


You could close you eyes before having that photo put in front of you and the ugly would sear right through your eye lids and into your brain...for fucking ever.

Posted by: Boswell at December 13, 2019 01:40 PM (32YRo)

309 Hillary Clinton brings death...with glee.

I'd like to think that Satan guided the surgeon.

Posted by: fight till victory at December 13, 2019 01:40 PM (WX+x0)

310 Even as a joke, I will never call myself comrade.


I'm okay with Kameraden.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 01:40 PM (yQpMk)

311 Hey Democrats! The 80's called and they want their foreign policy back.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 01:39 PM (yQpMk)
+++++++++++++
In the 80s, the Dems were pro-Russia.

It wasn't until the Series of Betrayals from 1989-1991 that they became anti-Russia.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:41 PM (I2dne)

312 The Fusion GPS are likely to learn how libel laws are different in the UK

Posted by: blaster at December 13, 2019 01:41 PM (sqMPm)

313 ...Even as a joke, I will never call myself comrade.

Just can't.

Posted by: SMH at December 13, 2019 01:39 PM (RU4sa)



*waves at Comradette SMH*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 13, 2019 01:41 PM (QzJWU)

314 308
warning, goggles do nothing





You could close you eyes before having that photo put in front of
you and the ugly would sear right through your eye lids and into your
brain...for fucking ever.

Posted by: Boswell at December 13, 2019 01:40 PM (32YRo)
If you are closing in on that 4 hour window after taking a blue pill, that pic of Hillary will bring on the shrinkage and relief.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2019 01:41 PM (N39Ws)

315 I'm sure Carl Benjamin will be amused if he sees this. I've heard him say that he's not particularly conservative, more like a libertarian rabble rouser.

When Carl was doing his half-hearted run for MP earlier this year, he invited Milo to poke the hornet's nest.

Posted by: Groundhog at December 13, 2019 01:42 PM (VYwSh)

316 Yeah, we would need a law enforcement agency to go after them. You know.
Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:39 PM (90T4r)

Well, we know where we can find one that money CAN buy

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 01:42 PM (48RE5)

317 Ace I noticed Seth Mandel is trying to work a modified, limited hangout on his twitter. I saw some of it last night and thought, my god the Ewok is going to crucify him tomorrow.

Posted by: motionview at December 13, 2019 01:42 PM (pYQR/)

318 Is the nickname of Oregon State's women's teams the Lady Beavers?
Posted by: Gref at December 13, 2019 01:38 PM (AMIL/)




Would make sense given the state of gender confusion these days. Though you have to imagine that they are going to have to start accommodating every one else's beavers.

Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 01:42 PM (HALdu)

319 That smirk on her face is like she just got a visit by the surprise otter.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2019 01:35 PM


We have standards.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otters at December 13, 2019 01:42 PM (ejd/p)

320 Legally Hillary is in the clear due to a 5 year Federal Statute of Limitations.



Politically, its a way different story, unless they do a really deep surprise Anal Tax Audit?

Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 01:40 PM (NgKpN)

---
It depends on if there are sealed indictments. This has been a rumor for a while (what IS Huber doing, anyway?) but at the same time the issues with the Foundation are ongoing.

Anyhow, we'll see.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 13, 2019 01:42 PM (cfSRQ)

321 >>>That's why Beaver College outside of Philly changed their name to Arcadia University


Hilarious name for an all-women's school (at the time).

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Vozhd at December 13, 2019 01:42 PM (bkUtD)

322 Liberals always tell me that right-wing European parties are left-wing by American standards, so American liberals are right-wing by European standards.
Yet our liberals always root for the left-wing-by-European-standards parties in Europe. How does this make sense?

Posted by: Grand Marnier Mouthwash at December 13, 2019 01:43 PM (zLLzU)

323 If the IG report came out sooner, the Dems might not have raced headlong into impeachment. Now they're in a box canyon staring up at the glint of rifle barrels on the cliffs above.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 13, 2019 01:37 PM (cfSRQ)

Nothing is more surprising in this world, than Impeachment without Mercy!

Posted by: Representative Custer, to Little Big Man at December 13, 2019 01:43 PM (NgKpN)

324 Liberals always tell me that right-wing European parties are left-wing by American standards, so American liberals are right-wing by European standards.
Yet our liberals always root for the left-wing-by-European-standards parties in Europe. How does this make sense?
Posted by: Grand Marnier Mouthwash at December 13, 2019 01:43 PM (zLLzU)
+++++++++++++
It's aspirational.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:43 PM (I2dne)

325 If thee Lady Beavers lose a close one, how do the headline writers hold themselves back from using "shaved"?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 13, 2019 01:43 PM (U7qMl)

326 If Glenn Simpson was doing something Putin didn't like, he'd be dead.

Which confirms that if anyone is colluding with the Russians, Simpson is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2019 01:43 PM (hbTkw)

327 "The British Labor Party has been wholly owned, lock, stock, and
barrel since 1917 and operated directly by the Cheka, NKVD, KGB,
and the Russian Communist Party Central Committee, and now by Vladimir
Putin and the GRU."

_______



"That sounds familiar." -- Democrat Party

Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2019 01:43 PM (bvfCs)

328 I'm okay with Kameraden.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

I might be okay with being Burgermiester for awhile...

Posted by: Boswell at December 13, 2019 01:44 PM (32YRo)

329 How does this make sense?


The secret to understanding the European major parties is to recognize that they are all socialists.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 01:44 PM (yQpMk)

330 How does this make sense?
Posted by: Grand Marnier Mouthwash at December 13, 2019 01:43 PM (zLLzU)


They're lying to you.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 13, 2019 01:44 PM (z79tQ)

331 Mandel: What else do I know? That the figures who so admired us when we stood up to racists and antisemites on the right in 2016 are all - every single one - absent now that it's coming from their side of the aisle, and have simply watched as we've taken abuse from their buddies

Posted by: motionview at December 13, 2019 01:44 PM (pYQR/)

332 Liberals always tell me that right-wing European parties are left-wing by American standards, so American liberals are right-wing by European standards.
Yet our liberals always root for the left-wing-by-European-standards parties in Europe. How does this make sense?
Posted by: Grand Marnier Mouthwash at December 13, 2019 01:43 PM (zLLzU)




No. It means that there is no right wing in Europe. The euro righties are where the American left is and the euro lefties are somewhere left of communism.

Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 01:44 PM (HALdu)

333 A tribute to Eddie Munster

https://tinyurl.com/tx6acl8

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 13, 2019 01:45 PM (y7DUB)

334 haha Jim

Posted by: SMH at December 13, 2019 01:45 PM (RU4sa)

335 Which confirms that if anyone is colluding with the Russians, Simpson is.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2019 01:43 PM (hbTkw)
++++++++++++
While possible, I kind of doubt it.

More likely is that Putin is pretty satisfied with intrigue and loss of confidence among Western governments however the means, and is happy to stay out of the way while FusionGPS does its crap.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:45 PM (I2dne)

336 We are stuck with the Red Queen until the cirrhosis gets her, unfortunately. We are stuck with the Obamas forever, because, well, you know why.

The Clintons are likeHelena Bonham Carter and Crispin Glover in Alice in Wonderland.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:45 PM (90T4r)

337 >>It depends on if there are sealed indictments. This has been a rumor for
a while (what IS Huber doing, anyway?) but at the same time the issues
with the Foundation are ongoing.

Anyhow, we'll see.

- - -

There was that Trump EO in December 2017 about corruption in government and human trafficking - and at the time it seemed like this would be used against the CF. . .?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2019 01:45 PM (bDqIh)

338 Check out Bill's face in this pic. I hate the bastard, but he looks like he's on the verge of tears next to her:

https://tinyurl.com/qt9xvym

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2019 01:45 PM (ptqGC)

339 Russian assets touched me in a bad place.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 13, 2019 01:45 PM (UXHfL)

340 >>If Glenn Simpson was doing something Putin didn't like, he'd be dead.

>>Which confirms that if anyone is colluding with the Russians, Simpson is.

Well that and the fact that Christopher Steele has worked for Oleg Deripaska, one of Putin's close friends, for years.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 01:45 PM (ZLI7S)

341 Posted by: Grand Marnier Mouthwash at December 13, 2019 01:43 PM (zLLzU)

It's Libs, you're never going to understand it. In fact yu're better off not even trying

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 01:45 PM (48RE5)

342
That guy who just followed the Amazon drone to your house and ripped your package off?

TransDoctor

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2019 01:46 PM (aKsyK)

343 Beaver college

heh

Posted by: SMH at December 13, 2019 01:46 PM (RU4sa)

344 I doubled Pelosi's lands in the East..

Paul Ryan turned ... for much less.

Posted by: Vladamir Putin at December 13, 2019 01:46 PM (yQpMk)

345 If thee Lady Beavers lose a close one, how do the headline writers hold themselves back from using "shaved"?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 13, 2019 01:43 PM (U7qMl)

Didn't S. Carolina and Oregon play and the resulting headline was
Cocks pound Beavers?

or was that photoshop?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 13, 2019 01:46 PM (z79tQ)

346 >>>Mandel: What else do I know?


he just used the word "incel" on a tweet. Wow, he's so edgy!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Vozhd at December 13, 2019 01:46 PM (bkUtD)

347 That Madam puppet from the 70s

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 13, 2019 01:46 PM (myjNJ)

348 Nice beaver!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2019 01:46 PM (Dh1wo)

349 If you want a priestess of death, there is always Rory Mercury. If you are into cute Gothic Lolitas who wield giant scythes that is.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:46 PM (iIEts)

350 Yet our liberals always root for the left-wing-by-European-standards parties in Europe. How does this make sense?

Posted by: Grand Marnier Mouthwash

--

As a rule, all parties in Europe are farther left than their US counterparts. Labor in UK is officially socialist, while Tory is slightly to the left of GH Bush Sr. Now that the cat is out of the bag, US socialists are glad to root for their bedfellows in England. They want the most left wing government possible, and often see Euro elections, especially UK elections, as harbingers of US elections to follow.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 13, 2019 01:47 PM (YslsA)

351 I hope these two have Trumpian levels of protection...

Posted by: nip at December 13, 2019 01:47 PM (Izot6)

352 Rope salesmen, to quote Lenin.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 13, 2019 01:47 PM (iw59Q)

353 "Lady Beavers" ws proving problematic, so we're changing it to The Oregon Front-Holes

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 13, 2019 01:47 PM (U7qMl)

354 ...not really.

Posted by: nip at December 13, 2019 01:47 PM (Izot6)

355 Hillary's visage is sorta fitting today, considering it's Friday the 13th.

Posted by: SMH at December 13, 2019 01:47 PM (RU4sa)

356 346 >>>Mandel: What else do I know?


he just used the word "incel" on a tweet. Wow, he's so edgy!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Vozhd at December 13, 2019 01:46 PM (bkUtD)

==========

Should have talked about otters instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:47 PM (q80AH)

357 347 That Madam puppet from the 70s
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 13, 2019 01:46 PM (myjNJ)

Coffee, keyboard!

Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 01:47 PM (NgKpN)

358 I'm gonna laugh my balls off when Putin gives Simpson a polonium enema.

Posted by: x at December 13, 2019 01:47 PM (nFwvY)

359 Beaver college

heh
Posted by: SMH

Is it like getting a free haircut at Barber College?

Posted by: Miklos, thriftily at December 13, 2019 01:47 PM (QzkSJ)

360 Mandel: What else do I know? That the figures who so admired us when we stood up to racists and antisemites on the right in 2016 are all - every single one - absent now that it's coming from their side of the aisle, and have simply watched as we've taken abuse from their buddies
Posted by: motionview at December 13, 2019 01:44 PM (pYQR/)
+++++++++++++++
I am not sure I get this, but I assume it means that he mean that he got into bed with the enemy and supported them despite his protestations that he's still on his old "side," and now he's disappointed that they are a bunch of venomous snakes?

He should strongly consider reading The Scorpion and the Frog.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 01:47 PM (I2dne)

361 https://tinyurl.com/qt9xvym

heh


Posted by: Jane D'oh

That's a hostage photo, right there. Not often you get you captor to pose with you...

Posted by: Boswell at December 13, 2019 01:48 PM (32YRo)

362 Beaver college

heh
Posted by: SMH at December 13, 2019 01:46 PM


How do you think we learned how to build those yuge, luxurious dams?

Posted by: The beavers at December 13, 2019 01:48 PM (ejd/p)

363 i don't think Boris is a socialist per se. He realizes that the country is socialist in many ways such as with the NHS., He wants to give the UK its independence back. Really the other issues can wait.

Get rid of the anti-semmites who hate their own country, throw off Brussels, and go from there. The Tories under Cameron and some others might have been left of the Dems in some ways but that moment is long gone. The left in this country is off the rails. No way are the Tories left of the modern Dems.

Posted by: Quint at December 13, 2019 01:48 PM (n13/j)

364 Huh. I always kind of liked Howie Mandel too.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:48 PM (90T4r)

365 The Lady Beavers play on a hardwood floor.

(Laughs like Butt-Head)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 13, 2019 01:48 PM (U7qMl)

366 >>>The Lady Beavers play on a hardwood floor.



They occasionally muff a pass.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Vozhd at December 13, 2019 01:49 PM (bkUtD)

367 162
>>I like how the dailymail is calling Hillary "radiant" ... which I think they mean that she looks like a radioactive mutant



Kinda like the Michelle Obama coverage where they call her sexy, toned, and stylish?



Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2019 01:22 PM (bDqIh)


They're talking about her Johnson.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 13, 2019 01:49 PM (377Zs)

368 350:

"As a rule, all parties in Europe are farther left than their US counterparts. Labor in UK is officially socialist, while Tory is slightly to the left of GH Bush Sr. Now that the cat is out of the bag, US socialists are glad to root for their bedfellows in England. They want the most left wing government possible, and often see Euro elections, especially UK elections, as harbingers of US elections to follow."

Before Christopher Hitchens croaked, he said he once found all major political parties in Britain to be to the left of the major American parties but that had ceased to be true. The United States, due to Ruling Class-ordered demographic changes, is likely to beat the UK to communist tyranny unless things change fast.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 13, 2019 01:50 PM (iw59Q)

369 Hil's plastic surgeon just schlonged her bigly.

Posted by: josephistan at December 13, 2019 01:50 PM (Izzlo)

370 Beaver college

You'd think there'd be guys standing in line to apply

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 01:50 PM (48RE5)

371 You don't suppose the Clintons still do, That Thing, do you?

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:50 PM (90T4r)

372 Beaver college

You'd think there'd be guys standing in line to apply


ha ha they changed their name

I know, no fun right? it's Arcadia University now

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 13, 2019 01:50 PM (Rarvo)

373 >>>You'd think there'd be guys standing in line to apply



It was an all-female college until recently.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Vozhd at December 13, 2019 01:51 PM (bkUtD)

374 You don't suppose the Clintons still do, That Thing, do you?


Surprise anal?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 01:51 PM (yQpMk)

375 Back to Hillary's plastic surgery/work: if she's so committed to continually refreshing her face worth facelifts. botox, and fillers, WTF won't she fix that one yellow front tooth??!?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2019 01:51 PM (bDqIh)

376 371 You don't suppose the Clintons still do, That Thing, do you?
Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:50 PM (90T4r)


This comment right here is a violation.

Posted by: kallisto at December 13, 2019 01:51 PM (DJFLF)

377 Beaver college

You'd think there'd be guys standing in line to apply
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 01:50 PM (48RE5)

********

Slow your roll pal...

Posted by: Mayor Pete Bootyedge at December 13, 2019 01:51 PM (flINI)

378 We just gave our beloved hard working federal government employees a massive new paid benefit!


Celebrate this historic achievement!

Posted by: Ivanka at December 13, 2019 01:51 PM (UU64l)

379 371 You don't suppose the Clintons still do, That Thing, do you?
Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:50 PM (90T4r)

If they tried it it'll be clobbering time!

Posted by: The ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thing at December 13, 2019 01:51 PM (Izzlo)

380 226 Jwest posed "What's wrong with Liking Russia?"

To answer,
When you look at the Dem party (or the Republican party for that matter) for example, you see a coalition of groups with separate interests--one is the leftist brigade which sees Putin as an old time fascist dictator, another is the alphabet group which sees Putin's putting down Pussy Riot and promoting traditional values as evil, another group is the military industrial complex that is longing to sell weapons and training to surrounding states and justify new weapon expenditures, and also the Intel Community group which needs a focus of evil so that they get to keep their surveillance tools.

There are the energy folks where Russia is a competitor in markets. Another faction is rooted in the Mideast where supporters of the Iranian axis fight it out with the Saudi-Egyptian axis with Turkey fluctuating between groups. This has the Foreign Policy folks aflutter with Russia's relationship with Syria, Turkey, and Iran having importance.
Last, but not least, there is a diaspora of folks such as the Poles, Czechs,etc. with Russian and Eastern European descent that have resentments back to the Czarist period that dislike the Russian state on principle. A fair number of these folks are in universities and think tanks.

One of the reasons that Geo. Washington and others wanted to stay out of Euro affairs was that immigrants from countries try to sway foreign policy toward their homelands which may not be in the U.S.'s overall interest. Later presidents such as Eisenhower and Kennedy noted that the military industrial complex and the foreign policy and intelligence community have similar effects. Essentially they take the part of interests of other countries or foreign citizens versus the overall interest of the US itself.

John Quincy Adams summarized what is the best approach to me that the U.S. overall interests must come first, "We are the friends of liberty everywhere," but, he added, "we are the guardians only of our own. America does not go abroad, in search of monsters to destroy."

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2019 01:51 PM (MwILh)

381 You don't suppose the Clintons still do, That Thing, do you?

Posted by: tubal

--

Do you mean kill people? I think so.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 13, 2019 01:51 PM (YslsA)

382 Well that and the fact that Christopher Steele has worked for Oleg Deripaska, one of Putin's close friends, for years.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at December 13, 2019 01:52 PM (sT+5I)

383 So Britain needs is own report that finds no wrongdoing?


Do I have that right?

Posted by: McLurkerson at December 13, 2019 01:52 PM (wedOa)

384 This is what happens when there is absolutely NO CONSEQUENCES for your criminal actions. Get it, Barr!

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 13, 2019 01:52 PM (H8QX8)

385 For reference cosplay Gothic Lolita with a nice scythe

http://photo.donburiroom.com/cos/wf07w_04c.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 13, 2019 01:52 PM (iIEts)

386 383 So Britain needs is own report that finds no wrongdoing?


Do I have that right?
Posted by: McLurkerson at December 13, 2019 01:52 PM (wedOa)

========

You need the 2.5 years and several million pounds invested, along with a concentrated media attack on the incumbent that leads to nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:52 PM (q80AH)

387 I remember cheering when Chirac beat the "Socialists" in France. It was a huge celebration in Paris as the tri colour flew wildly. That was a let down to say the least. A French "conservative" isn't worth much and they are certainly not pro-American. The Tories are far from Reagan but they are the best we can do. I am happy they won as it shows there is some sanity. But let's see what they do. Trust but verify for sure.

Posted by: Quint at December 13, 2019 01:52 PM (n13/j)

388 Recently watched Dinesh D'Souza's Hillary's America. He lays out the history of the Democratic party's con game.
One of the tenets is never admit to the con - deny, deny, deny. How fun that we get to watch this daily.

Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2019 01:52 PM (oiNtH)

389 Holy crap, there is a story at insty about Cap'n Bill Kristol, et al, running a billboard campaign against Trump.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 01:53 PM (r+sAi)

390 You don't suppose the Clintons still do, That Thing, do you?


Surprise anal?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 01:51 PM


We just threw up a little in our mouths.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otters at December 13, 2019 01:53 PM (ejd/p)

391 337
>>It depends on if there are sealed indictments. This has been a rumor for

a while (what IS Huber doing, anyway?) but at the same time the issues

with the Foundation are ongoing.

Anyhow, we'll see.

- - -

There
was that Trump EO in December 2017 about corruption in government and
human trafficking - and at the time it seemed like this would be used
against the CF. . .?


Posted by: Lizzy at December 13, 2019 01:45 PM (bDqIh)

And there is that Trumpian option of using Bronco's EO from 2014 or so that allowed the executive to target corruption in the Ukraine.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 01:53 PM (1CjJc)

392 Mary 'Beaver' White building at Penn State.

Posted by: Agent 9.5 at December 13, 2019 01:53 PM (Jj+59)

393 @380:

Add this one: Russia diverted attention from China, which has basically all of the Beltway hos and grifters on its payroll.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 13, 2019 01:53 PM (iw59Q)

394 Holy crap, there is a story at insty about Cap'n Bill Kristol, et al, running a billboard campaign against Trump.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

I saw that.....'a conservative group.'

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 13, 2019 01:53 PM (UNthw)

395 Well that and the fact that Christopher Steele has worked for Oleg Deripaska, one of Putin's close friends, for years.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 01:45 PM (ZLI7S)

Oleg "Happy Birthday to you Senator McCain, why don't you use my yacht for your 70th?" Deripaska? That guy?

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at December 13, 2019 01:53 PM (sT+5I)

396 So Britain needs is own report that finds no wrongdoing?


Basically an institutionalized hybrid of McCartthyism and Stalinism. "Prove your innocence!" Which of course they make it impossible for you to do. I think another word for this is "Kafka-trapping."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 13, 2019 01:54 PM (H8QX8)

397 Get it, Barr!

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 13, 2019 

Huh?

Time for another speech?

Posted by: Barr at December 13, 2019 01:54 PM (UU64l)

398 Hey Democrats! The 80's called and they want their foreign policy back.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 01:39 PM (yQpMk)
+++++++++++++


Lulz

Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2019 01:54 PM (wMHPW)

399 The thing about the Tory landslide is that it turned only on Brexit. If Labor had been willing to go along with the voters on that, I think that Corbyn would be PM today.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 01:54 PM (yQpMk)

400 371 You don't suppose the Clintons still do, That Thing, do you?

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:50 PM (90T4r)


Sure!

Oh. Did you mean with each other?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 13, 2019 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

401 Check out Bill's face in this pic. I hate the bastard, but he looks like he's on the verge of tears next to her:

https://tinyurl.com/qt9xvym

heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 13, 2019 01:45 PM (ptqGC)


The saxophone is the only thing looking lifelike.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 13, 2019 01:54 PM (y7DUB)

402 "389 Holy crap, there is a story at insty about Cap'n Bill Kristol, et al, running a billboard campaign against Trump."

That is fucking...funny.

LOL!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 13, 2019 01:54 PM (iw59Q)

403 I think every American that doesn't vote Democrat in 2020 is a Russian agent.

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 01:55 PM (YOhRS)

404 comment not found

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:55 PM (q80AH)

405 >>Oleg "Happy Birthday to you Senator McCain, why don't you use my yacht for your 70th?" Deripaska? That guy?

The very same.

Funny how the same people keep popping up over and over again.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 01:55 PM (ZLI7S)

406 322 A, conservative in England here would be a Democrat.
Our Democrats would be Socalists in England and Europe.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 01:55 PM (ZCEU2)

407 "404 comment not found"

This takes patience and determination, but it's worth it.

Posted by: Chris M at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (eAZVt)

408 399 The thing about the Tory landslide is that it turned only on Brexit. If Labor had been willing to go along with the voters on that, I think that Corbyn would be PM today.


and really he would only have had to SAY he was gonna

and then pull a Theresa May

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (Rarvo)

409 124 VODKA!!!
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 13, 2019 01:18 PM (G546f)

IT'S A RUSSIAN ASSET

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

410 407 "404 comment not found"

This takes patience and determination, but it's worth it.
Posted by: Chris M at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (eAZVt)

========

I've never missed.

Not ever.

Not once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (q80AH)

411 "384 This is what happens when there is absolutely NO CONSEQUENCES for your criminal actions. Get it, Barr!"

Extradite Glenn Simpson and the gang to the UK for starters. Then hang them here.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (iw59Q)

412 The Lady Beavers play on a hardwood floor.



They occasionally muff a pass.
_____________

And they can really take a licking!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (k4dH2)

413 407
"404 comment not found"



This takes patience and determination, but it's worth it.



Posted by: Chris M at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (eAZVt)

Like a trap door spider.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (1CjJc)

414 Heh, Replies in to CHS tweet are pretty good

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (48RE5)

415 Just did the "Support" thing thru PayPal.
Thanks Ace and all!

Posted by: RICO aka msm/DNC/msm at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (x6XkS)

416 If Labor had been willing to go along with the voters on (Brexit), I think that Corbyn would be PM today.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

--

Actually, one of my UK sources said that Labor lost a lot of seats in normally Remain areas, due to people despising Corbyn's antisemitism.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (YslsA)

417 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:55 PM (q80AH)

________

Remarkable

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (flINI)

418 Theresa May always reminds me of Petunia Dursley.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (90T4r)

419 I know you all are Russian bots all here at aces to convince me personally of Trump's perfidy.

1 mind at a time. I will never let you win! Never

Posted by: willow at December 13, 2019 01:57 PM (KGxGi)

420 So Britain needs is own report that finds no wrongdoing?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 13, 2019 01:54 PM (H8QX
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No, they need that Mueller Stasi that would conduct early morning raids and teach their political opponents what's what by bankrupting them by the process and then getting them to plead guilty or take start convicting children.

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 01:57 PM (YOhRS)

421
our liberals always root for the left-wing-by-European-standards parties in Europe. How does this make sense?
Posted by: Grand Marnier Mouthwash

=======

Our liberals are aspiring commies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 13, 2019 01:57 PM (13CQC)

422 417 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:55 PM (q80AH)

________

Remarkable
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (flINI)

Yes, especially considering that there are Never any near missies.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:57 PM (90T4r)

423 Actually, one of my UK sources said that Labor lost a lot of seats in normally Remain areas, due to people despising Corbyn's antisemitism.


Which furthers my point that the voters didn't reject Labor because of their policies other than Brexit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 01:58 PM (yQpMk)

424 419 I know you all are Russian bots all here at aces to convince me personally of Trump's perfidy.

1 mind at a time. I will never let you win! Never
Posted by: willow at December 13, 2019 01:57 PM (KGxGi)

========

I consider myself more of an Albanian bot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:58 PM (q80AH)

425 "404 comment not found"

This takes patience and determination, but it's worth it.
Posted by: Chris M at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (eAZVt)

========

I've never missed.

Not ever.

Not once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz


What do you do for '420'?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 13, 2019 01:58 PM (UNthw)

426 422 417 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:55 PM (q80AH)

________

Remarkable
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (flINI)

Yes, especially considering that there are Never any near missies.
Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:57 PM (90T4r)

=========

The idea that I've ever missed the 404 comment is fake news.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:58 PM (q80AH)

427
Holy crap, there is a story at insty about Cap'n Bill Kristol, et al, running a billboard campaign against Trump.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 01:53 PM (r+sAi)





Only the best in cutting edge, 1940s era advertising technology.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2019 01:59 PM (kw0bd)

428 An Albanian bot will kill you for the lice on your shirt.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 01:59 PM (yQpMk)

429 What do you do for '420'?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 13, 2019 01:58 PM (UNthw)

Like we all do. Glare at Jackstraw for bogarting that joint.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 01:59 PM (1CjJc)

430 417 comment not found 
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:55 PM (q80AH) 

________ 

Remarkable

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (flINI)

You'll love mine!


2019 indictments not found.


Lulz!

Posted by: Barr at December 13, 2019 01:59 PM (UU64l)

431 David Kramer, the former John McCain aid(e)...

McShame -- The grift that keeps on giving. Not even death can stop him from his appointed pounds, and marks, and euros and.

Hey, remember Not-A-Dr. Elizabeth O'Bagy? After being caught as a credential fraud, it was discovered that

O'Bagy also had an unrevealed affiliation with the Syrian Emergency Task Force, a U.S.-based group advocating the armed overthrow of the government of Syria.[12] In her paid work with that group, done simultaneously with her job at the officially nonpartisan Institute for the Study of War, she had lobbied American political leaders to send heavy weaponry to Syrian insurgent groups.[13]

So after she was fired from that gig

Two weeks after her dismissal from the Institute for the Study of War, O'Bagy was hired as a legislative assistant by U.S. Senator John McCain.[14]

That McCain, he sure could pick 'em.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 13, 2019 01:59 PM (Z4rgH)

432 426

The idea that I've ever missed the 404 comment is fake news.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:58 PM (q80AH)

Uh huh, sure, JM, sure.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:59 PM (90T4r)

433 404 comment not found"

This takes patience and determination, but it's worth it.
Posted by: Chris M at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (eAZVt)
---
403 I think every American that doesn't vote Democrat in 2020 is a Russian agent.
Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 01:55 PM (YOhRS)
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Crap! My comment wasn't authorized!

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 01:59 PM (YOhRS)

434 393, Ayup. Da. That is correct. Oops, I slipped up there.

Posted by: whig not russian asset at December 13, 2019 01:59 PM (MwILh)

435 Let's not quibble over oo peed on oo.

Posted by: DaveA at December 13, 2019 01:59 PM (FhXTo)

436 417 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 13, 2019 01:55 PM (q80AH)

________

Remarkable
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (flINI)

Yes, especially considering that there are Never any near missies.
Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 01:57 PM (90T4r)

********

I sm beginning to think TJM is colluding with the Russians

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 13, 2019 01:59 PM (flINI)

437 the voters didn't reject Labor because of their policies other than Brexit.

Posted by: Grump928(C)

--

Yes, if Labor had been pro Brexit and Corbyn had resigned prior to the election, they might have pulled it off. But then, that would be denying the whole ethos of Labor.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 13, 2019 01:59 PM (YslsA)

438 399 The thing about the Tory landslide is that it
turned only on Brexit. If Labor had been willing to go along with the
voters on that, I think that Corbyn would be PM today.





and really he would only have had to SAY he was gonna



and then pull a Theresa May

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 13, 2019 01:56 PM (Rarvo)

there is time for deep diving on the election but I think there was more than that. No doubt Brexit was the key factor but that is really a conservative issue as the modern left is internationalist. Also, similar to Trump in 2016, there seems to be many social issues that turned former Labour regions blue. You see the same big city vs rural divide you see here. A lot of Brits saw the abolition of Britain at hand.

Posted by: Quint at December 13, 2019 02:00 PM (n13/j)

439 Nood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 02:01 PM (1CjJc)

440 I'm happy for the British to cunt-punch the Krauts and the Frogs but I honestly think that Britain is already past the event horizon. They don't want foreign socialism imposed on themselves, they want their own.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 02:02 PM (yQpMk)

441 Check out Bill's face in this pic. I hate the bastard, but he looks like he's on the verge of tears next to her:

https://tinyurl.com/qt9xvym

heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Gack! When did Hillary start smoking crack? That look on her face would wake the dead. If I were Bill, I would have a food tester, someone to check my vehicle brakes before driving, and a full time body guard just in case ole Hillary decides to go for the sympathy widow vote.

Posted by: Cheri at December 13, 2019 02:02 PM (oiNtH)

442 Any of you morons heard that that Steele fella is a pedo guy?

Posted by: torabora at December 13, 2019 02:02 PM (vkj7P)

443 I remember cheering when Chirac beat the "Socialists" in France. It was a huge celebration in Paris as the tri colour flew wildly. That was a let down to say the least. A French "conservative" isn't worth much and they are certainly not pro-American. The Tories are far from Reagan but they are the best we can do. I am happy they won as it shows there is some sanity. But let's see what they do. Trust but verify for sure.
-----------------
The reflexive anti-Americanism that pervades Europe can confuse the matter, since only the leftists in America hate the USA. This gives our leftists a major trait in common with Europeans of many political stripes, and a sense of solidarity that does not reflect nearness on usually defining issues such as economic freedom, traditional values and such.
Look at the Daily Mail, supposedly very conservative, but now reliably anti-Trump, anti-Republican.

Posted by: Grand Marnier Mouthwash at December 13, 2019 02:03 PM (zLLzU)

444 "The British Labor Party has been wholly owned, lock, stock, and
barrel since 1917 and operated directly by the Cheka, NKVD, KGB,
and the Russian Communist Party Central Committee, and now by Vladimir
Putin and the GRU."

_______


"That sounds familiar." -- Democrat Party
Posted by: ShainS

Yep.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 13, 2019 02:04 PM (Pk69y)

445 Just how much does being a Russian asset pay?
Does it require any training?, special equipment?

Posted by: DaveA at December 13, 2019 02:07 PM (FhXTo)

446 What the hell is up with Hitlary's cheeks? Did she get some kind of injection in those things?

Posted by: jewells45 at December 13, 2019 02:09 PM (BLT3V)

447 Can Fusion GPS be stomped with lawsuits? They've hurt a lot people.
Where are our crooked lawyers, our blood sucking grifters ?

Personally, I would like to introduce Glenn and company to a friend of mine Mr Ball Peen Hammer.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at December 13, 2019 02:18 PM (bML9A)

448 BREAKING: NFL Say's They're DONE with Kaepernick; They Have 'Moved On' For Good...
*******
We really really really mean it this time

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 13, 2019 02:27 PM (BqBId)

449 Hillary ordered butt implants but the proctologist understandably got confused

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 13, 2019 02:27 PM (na1mZ)

450 And then there was crooked Hilary.

Posted by: Buffalobob at December 13, 2019 02:32 PM (RNoZj)

451 The Trump Organization should straight up sue Fusion for libel. Would probably become another "Article of Impeachment" (TM) but what the hell.

This latest "Opinion piece" of Simpson & Co would go nicely to the punitive damages sentencing phase: to show how their intentionally false statements were all part of their operation to become the premier Shit Stirring enterprise of the civilzed world, available for hire.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 13, 2019 02:48 PM (koNhm)

452 Gosh,

Jerry Nadler is a buffoon." Nadler explained he wanted members of the committee 'to think about what has happened over these past two days, and to search their conscience before we cast their final votes.'" Does anyone think the Democrats are searching their consciences or that Pelosi is considering all this prayerfully and seriously. The only thing they're serious about is getting rid of Trump; Nadler has long standing dislike or hatred for Trump and Pelosi seems like she does as well

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2019 03:09 PM (WI7YS)

453 Wait.
So this is not some lead-up to a Babylon Bee story?
This is for realz?
No f-ing way.
I really did read through twice very carefully, looking for that "GOTCHA" link.
It seems the left is self-immolating everywhere. Are we sure that this is not some Trump gaslighting scheme? He's really good at baiting idiots, and it would be within the rules, considering they drew first blood.

Posted by: Cluebat at December 13, 2019 03:54 PM (WGcw3)

454 Are they looking to clear Boris too?

Posted by: Markon at December 13, 2019 05:57 PM (/3Msk)

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