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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: misslurk'ette at December 12, 2019 07:58 PM (GDpRb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2019 07:59 PM (t1IEZ)
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Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 07:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jamaica Queens at December 12, 2019 07:59 PM (4vNgL)
Tempers are flaring in Boris Johnson's constituency, as Count Binface and Lord Buckethead tussle over the limelight.
https://tinyurl.com/sqw6un5
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 12, 2019 07:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: misslurk'ette at December 12, 2019 07:59 PM (GDpRb)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 12, 2019 07:59 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 12, 2019 07:59 PM (t1IEZ)
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Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 08:01 PM (xkSJa)
(I might have just revealed that I'm no longer 29...)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 12, 2019 07:59
She totally does.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 08:01 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2019 08:01 PM (oiNtH)
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Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 12, 2019 08:02 PM (JwHjN)
Posted by: McGyver at December 12, 2019 08:02 PM (mAtKg)
Posted by: Greta at December 12, 2019 08:02 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 12, 2019 08:03 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 08:03 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 12, 2019 08:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 08:03 PM (8J0QK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 12, 2019 08:04 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 08:04 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Regular joe at December 12, 2019 08:04 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 12, 2019 08:03 PM (I2/tG)
Huh. Portrait of Dorian Grey meets Children of the Corn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 08:04 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 12, 2019 08:05 PM (aS1PU)
She looks like she's enjoying it.
Probably thinks it's the cool fingers of an early-Fall breeze -- the kind of breeze that will soon be extinguished in the parched air of climate catastrophe.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 08:05 PM (/scPm)
Pedo slow joe and his retard.
I denounce myself!
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 12, 2019 08:05 PM (0OmEj)
He LOVES holding children in his lap.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2019 08:05 PM (ykID5)
Greta has a portrait in her attic where she is physically developing like a normal teenager.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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LOL.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 08:05 PM (/scPm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop daughter at December 12, 2019 08:06 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 12, 201
Is it even in print anymore? I haven't seen a copy in an office in a long time.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 08:06 PM (7bcfy)
(I might have just revealed that I'm no longer 29...)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
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That's it!! I couldn't put my finger on it but I knew she reminded me of some film character.
Thanks!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2019 08:06 PM (Y4EXg)
"... And Time Magazine just named Greta Thunberg their person of the year. Wow this is incredible news! Time Magazine is still publishing??!!??"
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Willowed:
Also, Dem senators in swing states are going to get crushed.
The Senate Dems are pushing hard to see this thing doesn't leave the House.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 12, 2019 08:02 PM (cfSRQ)
It made no sense for Japanese troops to stage mass charges where they were slaughtered but they did it. Dem senators will do as they're told.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2019 08:06 PM (7rVsF)
yo, do me a favor: please carve out six minutes of your day today to watch this video of two 13 year olds speaking truth to power in the miserable cold rain outside of @OregonDOT, and if you feel compelled, demand that the OTC listen to their concerns:
Interesting that the environmental movement is increasingly relying on teenagers to make their policy points.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 12, 2019 08:06 PM (I2/tG)
It gave the country a way to cool down.
Instead you get 24/7/365 of propaganda and rage.
And that's not good.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 08:06 PM (NvYVF)
Posted by: Gropin' Joe at December 12, 2019 08:07 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 12, 2019 08:07 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2019 08:07 PM (ykID5)
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at December 12, 2019 08:07 PM (0tmoY)
Posted by: Tami at December 12, 2019 08:07 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 08:07 PM (I99aF)
He LOVES holding children in his lap.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2019 08:05 PM (ykID5)
The more they struggle, the harder he holds them, the more he loves them.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2019 08:07 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 08:07 PM (pw+jk)
What's everyone's favorite Coca-Cola Freestyle flavor? I'm talking something you can't get in a bottle or a store, only from the Freestyle machines.
I've found I really like Lemon Coke.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: mikeyG
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I'm guessing teenage BO, wet wool and mothballs.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2019 08:08 PM (Y4EXg)
I'm guessing teenage BO, wet wool and mothballs.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2019 08:08 PM (Y4EXg)
That weird chemical odor of someone on multiple meds.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 12, 2019 08:09 PM (TdMsT)
Billy Mumy in the Twilight Zone, with the cornfield stare.
Caption: smells like Teen Spirit
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 12, 2019 08:09 PM (na1mZ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2019 08:09 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2019 08:09 PM (7rVsF)
aren't allowed to criticize them because how dare you mock a special
needs child.
That doesn't bother me in the least. I'll criticize her or anybody else who spouts bullshit and expects me to believe it, I don't care who they are. In her case, it's actually pretty easy to do since AGW has been debunked several times already, twice in court that I know of.
Anyone with any common sense knows that it's impossible for mankind to alter the atmosphere of Earth. These people probably still think the world is flat despite that having been figured out over two millennia ago.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 08:09 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 08:09 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2019 08:07 PM (1g7ch)
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Get the duck tape.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 12, 2019 08:09 PM (YOhRS)
- Barbecue a steak
- Speed on the freeway
- Take an extra-long hot shower
- Have a huge fire in the fireplace
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: mikeyG
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I'm guessing teenage BO, wet wool and mothballs.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2019 08:08 PM (Y4EXg)
All covered in the tantalizing scent of Lutefisk.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2019 08:09 PM (j3npP)
Well some mags do.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 12, 2019 08:10 PM (6QmPd)
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:10 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Deranged DM at December 12, 2019 08:11 PM (O8e3X)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 08:11 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 12, 2019 08:11 PM (na1mZ)
I jokingly call it "Coke with pantyhose on." ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:11 PM (L2ZTs)
aren't allowed to criticize them because how dare you mock a special
needs child.
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Since the entire left is about controlling narrative, is there anything that they could do that wouldn't have a sickening quality to it?
God forbid people should think for themselves and come to the conclusions they please!
Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 12, 2019 08:11 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 08:12 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2019 08:12 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2019 08:12 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)
(I might have just revealed that I'm no longer 29...)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
Its a big club, Mrs. Peel !
Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 08:12 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:12 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 08:12 PM (q177U)
Thread winner.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 12, 2019 08:12 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Gbone at December 12, 2019 08:12 PM (BtQKn)
What's everyone's favorite Coca-Cola Freestyle flavor? I
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i didn't even know there was a "freestyle" brand. I did notice that amazon was suggesting orange coke all of a sudden.
the only altered coke I like is vanilla, which I like a lot.
Posted by: ace the Expert on UK elections at December 12, 2019 08:13 PM (PbpT7)
It made no sense for Japanese troops to stage mass charges where they were slaughtered but they did it. Dem senators will do as they're told.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2019 08:06 PM (7rVsF)
It made no sense in terms of military outcomes. However, the code of honor they grew up with and had drilled into them further in the military made doing anything else impossible for them. Let's not equate that with what the spineless weasels on the Donk side of the Senate will do.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 12, 2019 08:13 PM (uDh3k)
Prevert
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 08:03 PM (8J0QK)
Well hello to you too!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 08:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 08:13 PM (q177U)
The "anger management" stuff was straight from the Gretster.
Fucking Stable Genius
Posted by: nip at December 12, 2019 08:13 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:13 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Deer Crossing Cop at December 12, 2019 08:13 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 12, 2019 08:14 PM (q1Pj5)
Thought it tasted like Orangesicle Coke. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:12 PM (L2ZTs)
That's what I thought it would taste like. But I couldn't finish it. Defective taste buds, I guess.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2019 08:14 PM (7rVsF)
(I might have just revealed that I'm no longer 29...)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 12, 2019 07:59 PM (rWZ8Y)
I'm not entirely sure what "Bad Seed" is, but I can guess. Similarly, she's Children Of the Corn, or Rosemary's Baby, or any number of other possible spawn of evil.
She looks demented. Genuinely disturbed, and the world is showing itself in 2019 to be exactly what it is by genuflecting to this psychopathic robot doll.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:14 PM (hku12)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 08:14 PM (C1Lsn)
You have stolen my innocence and my memes!
Posted by: Greta at December 12, 2019 08:02 PM (r+sAi)
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Heh.
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:14 PM (WqPYg)
They offer something like around 200 variations on all their standard drinks.
But yup, vanilla is a classic. Glad Coke introduced it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:11 PM (L2ZTs)
She'll be pegging him with a strapon while screaming "HOW DARE YOU!"
Posted by: Vanya at December 12, 2019 08:14 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: some "journalists" from the Daily Beast at December 12, 2019 08:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Deranged DM at December 12, 2019 08:15 PM (O8e3X)
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 08:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:15 PM (L2ZTs)
They offer something like around 200 variations on all their standard drinks.
...
oh i've seen those, I like those. I didn't know there was a special name.
Posted by: some at December 12, 2019 08:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2019 08:15 PM (ykID5)
Thanks Ace for another great day of insightful posts loaded with snark and truth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop daughter at December 12, 2019 08:06 PM (pw+jk)
Hello, daughter! I told your mother to stop letting you wear those pants that say 'Juicy' on the ass.
Put on some decent clothes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 08:16 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 08:16 PM (2su/3)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:14
She really is strange, she's only preaching to the choir. I can't imagine that nine year old looking girl is changing any minds with her antics.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 08:16 PM (7bcfy)
What's everyone's favorite Coca-Cola Freestyle flavor? I
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i didn't even know there was a "freestyle" brand. I did notice that amazon was suggesting orange coke all of a sudden.
the only altered coke I like is vanilla, which I like a lot.
Posted by: ace the Expert on UK elections at December 12, 2019 08:13 PM (PbpT7)
Orange vanilla Coke is goooood.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 08:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 08:16 PM (2B9A/)
Talk about jumping the shark"
More like jumping the Lukefish. Anyway, Time is a garbage magazine and everything in it is garbage so garbage. They should rename it to Garbage magazine.
Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2019 08:17 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 08:17 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:17 PM (zBaqJ)
But yup, vanilla is a classic. Glad Coke introduced it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08
I didn't know that was a thing. The only cokes I like are the Mexican cokes with real sugar.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 08:18 PM (7bcfy)
I like the cheap no-name brand too. It's just all good.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 08:18 PM (PbpT7)
Talk about jumping the shark.
Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 08:13 PM (q177U)
It's like naming Hilter "person of the year." I assume the editors didn't exactly approve of the guy at the time, but were acknowledging where the power was located. Same here. Except for the not approving part.
Time magazine: This time WE'RE the fascists.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:18 PM (hku12)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 08:18 PM (2su/3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 08:18 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 08:18 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (ZCEU2)
also diet birch beer is great but good luck finding that
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (PbpT7)
In many ways, I miss it when the networks signed off.
It gave the country a way to cool down.
Instead you get 24/7/365 of propaganda and rage.
And that's not good.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 08:06 PM (NvYVF)
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Agreed. Our local stations would even sign on and off with patriotic music like The National Anthem.
[In the small Northern AZ town in which I now live, we have a local radio station that signs on each morning with a slew of the various military hymns and The National Anthem -- very cool.]
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (2su/3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (flINI)
Try the Bundaberg ginger beer sometime, if you do. It's fantastic. Little on the expensive side but worth it. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 08:20 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 08:20 PM (iw59Q)
*looks around*
Greta. Huh....Man when she implodes its gonna be epic. Sad...but epic.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2019 08:20 PM (VqhL9)
You know who else was Times Man/Person of the year?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 08:07 PM (pw+jk)
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She's a shoo-in for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:20 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: The Self-satirizing Snopes.com at December 12, 2019 08:21 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (ZCEU2)
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Sad...
Posted by: Cindy Sheehan Screaming from some Ditch in Crawford TX at December 12, 2019 08:21 PM (flINI)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 08:21 PM (2su/3)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (flINI)
Same, except Everclear instead of soda.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 12, 2019 08:21 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 08:21 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 08:21 PM (ZCEU2)
She's a shoo-in for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:20 PM (WqPYg)
With the likes of Arafat, Le Duc Tho, Rigoberto Menchu and Obama, she'd fit right in.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:22 PM (zBaqJ)
Agreed. Our local stations would even sign on and off with patriotic music like The National Anthem.
Then the Indian-head test pattern.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2019 08:22 PM (7rVsF)
I like the cheap no-name brand too. It's just all good.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 08:18 PM (PbpT7)
I only do sugar free these days. You really can't go wrong with a sugar free root beer, and frankly I don't know the difference between the name brands and the knockoff store brands.
Cola? Coke Zero is the real deal.
If one uses Soda Stream, which I have, Ralphs has some truly amazing sugar free syrups.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:22 PM (hku12)
They also actually offer a vanilla version of... Fanta. I tried it once, but was disappointed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:22 PM (L2ZTs)
also diet birch beer is great but good luck finding that
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (PbpT7)
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Cream huh... Interesting
Posted by: Pete Buttjugs at December 12, 2019 08:22 PM (flINI)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 08:16 PM (7bcfy)
Absolutely.
She's basically just walking, screeching human clickbait for the True Believers, but literally every other category of human on Earth looks at her and thinks less of the AGW scam.
A good con-man never shows desperation. They really ottered the family dog with this little stunt.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:22 PM (Ct55T)
I just saw a guy run by chasing a deer !
Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 08:11 PM (arJlL)
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Kind of a miniature version of Bigfoot?
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:22 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (zBaqJ)
I don't like having to use a touchscreen to get a regular coke that tastes like the previous user's odd concoction.
Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (cBpq4)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 08:18 PM (C1Lsn)
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Are you kidding me? Kilmeade knows a buttload of history.
He just comes off as a little empy-headed.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:22 PM (WqPYg)
Goonie Goo-Goo...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (2su/3)
I believe it was popular in the early 1980s.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (ZCEU2)
It's heavenly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (Ct55T)
In brown glass bottles. Delicious! My fave.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 12, 2019 08:24 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 12, 2019 08:24 PM (7rVsF)
Dr. Brown's Cream Soda.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (zBaqJ)
Really takes you back...to the future!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 08:24 PM (NWiLs)
I believe it was popular in the early 1980s.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (L2ZTs)
I loathe Cel-Ray. My grandfather loved it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 12, 2019 08:24 PM (1KKDF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2019 08:25 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (zBaqJ)
Really takes you back...to the future!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 08:24 PM (NWiLs)
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Why it's practically flowing in the streets of San Francisco.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 08:25 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 08:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (hbTkw)
Conservative - 20kLabour - 16kBrexit - 1kblah blahSome independent guy - 87 votes.
Apparently, this district has been Labour for 97 of the past 100 years.
LMAO
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (ufFY8)
In brown glass bottles. Delicious! My fave.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 12, 2019 08:24 PM (myjNJ)
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Virgil's.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (zBaqJ)
Really takes you back...to the future!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 08:24 PM (NWiLs)
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Why it's practically flowing in the streets of San Francisco.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 08:25 PM (YOhRS)
That's Brown 25, from Uranus Corporation...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (786Ro)
Yep. In about two years she'll take her rightful place alongside...um...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (HaL55)
ace, Freestyle is these big red machines that dispense Coke. You can find them in a lot of fast food places, such as Five Guys.
They offer something like around 200 variations on all their standard drinks.
But yup, vanilla is a classic. Glad Coke introduced it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)
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You ever been to the Coke Museum in Las Vegas? Some of those versions, especially from third world countries, are vile.
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (WqPYg)
I'm a fan of cream soda. Anything with real sugar instead of corn syrup.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (b6kHD)
It's not bad but when I splurge for bottled root beer, I go for the Henry Weinhard's.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:27 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 08:27 PM (hbTkw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2019 08:25 PM (VqhL9)
It's really amazing how the brain convinces us we can't live without something until we live without it for a while, and then you realize how much the brain is a f**king liar.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:27 PM (hku12)
I remember when the UK Liberal Democrats were an actual party. Now they're on track to have about 13 seats, 1/5 of the SNP, which I think is the Scottish National Party but I'm not sure.
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 08:27 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2019 08:25 PM (VqhL9)
I've been taking it really easy on drinking the past year or so (no reason, just sorta happened that way). Now, if I pour a couple fingers of my favorite bourbon, I can stomach it just fine... but I'm noticeably looped far earlier than I would have expected....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:27 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 08:27 PM (ZCEU2)
I've read that in Japan there's a 'savory Coke' that has worcestershire sauce (among other things) in it. Bleah.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 08:25 PM (YOhRS)
That's Brown 25, from Uranus Corporation...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (zBaqJ)
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Politico is right. The journalistic juices are really flowing.
Wasn't that the plot of (Trigger Warning!) Ghostbusters II?
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 08:27 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: monkey Frank Booth at December 12, 2019 08:28 PM (CLteG)
Facts can get messy so let's forget them.
Hooked on a Feeling!.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2019 08:28 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (786Ro)
Ironic that.
Seeing how Compost = Garbage + Time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:28 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:28 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 08:27 PM (ZCEU2)
Make yourself an egg cream.
Milk, a few spoonfuls of Fox's U-Bet, blast the two cents plain and stir!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:28 PM (zBaqJ)
On the radio yesterday I heard ( Rush probably) that the Time of the
year person is picked out only by 1 person, the editor and that's it.
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 08:17 PM (ZCEU2)
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Yeah, heard that too. He suggested maybe it could have gone to the Hong Kong protestors (among literally millions of more worthy individuals).
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:29 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Agree, great stuff. There's a diet version too.
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 08:29 PM (dOV9E)
Diet root beer is tasty. I hardly ever drink soda, though. Tea in the morning, water the rest of the day.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at December 12, 2019 08:29 PM (b6kHD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:29 PM (L2ZTs)
It was freaky, because birch beer is supposed to be brown, but it turns out that that's all food dye and the clear birch beer was really good.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2019 08:29 PM (gd9RK)
Greta is only heading for a big let down as soon as her time is up and she is just another nobody.
Yep. In about two years she'll take her rightful place alongside...um...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (HaL55)
David Hogg, who has dropped off the face of the earth like every other little human banner the Left marches under. They keep changing their spokespuppet thinking that is the problem, when it is their message.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2019 08:29 PM (1KKDF)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2019 08:29 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)
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That's the one I was trying to think of! I
(I almost resorted to "Two-name brand of a guy whose name I don't remember.")
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 08:29 PM (YOhRS)
I've found I also like Bundaberg's mango soda.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:27 PM (hku12
*********
*shifts uneasily*
Hahahaha
Posted by: Hunter Bidens Meth Teeth at December 12, 2019 08:29 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Regular joe at December 12, 2019 08:30 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 08:27 PM (ZCEU2)
My gf has one of those SodaStream things. Seemed a bit janky at first, basically just a CO2 canister and a nozzle... But it's really neat to have on hand, especially if you like mixing interesting beverages (ethanol-bearing or otherwise)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:30 PM (Ct55T)
Your inebriational compensators are offline. Gonna have to go into drydock to fix it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 08:30 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (WqPYg)
Yeah, I did. Fuckin' ripoff!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 12, 2019 08:30 PM (NWiLs)
Num num num... ASSBURGERS!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (zBaqJ)
______
"This is about my AEI Chair again, isn't it?" -- Jonah "Binary-Blame" Goldberg
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:30 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (ZCEU2)
I'm guessing something involving a tall building and high speed dirt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2019 08:30 PM (9Om/r)
They've been a swing vote as long as I remember. Lab/Lib or Con/Lib. Upper middle class South England wankers.
I'm ashamed to say that my first vote was for them. Then I moved here and voted Newt.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 12, 2019 08:30 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2019 08:31 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Regular joe at December 12, 2019 08:30 PM (6/uwW)
So, she looks like she is 8, but is actually like 16 or something? I think there is some truth to the developmentally challenged thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 08:31 PM (2B9A/)
I wonder if they will have a motor car race there now.
Conservative - 8Labour - 12SNP - 1 (Scottish National Party)
"Dare I say - a bloodbath? - for Labour?" - Sky News guy.
He is cracking me up..
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 08:32 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: JB1000 at December 12, 2019 08:32 PM (tJOXi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)
(lowers voice, shifty eyes) I... liked... it.
Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2019 08:32 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:27 PM (hku12
Almost a week in to a toxin flush. Just salads, a piece of fruit and lots of lemon water. I think I am getting thinner but I am so damned lethargic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:32 PM (zBaqJ)
Greta is only heading for a big let down as soon as her time is up and she is just another nobody.
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 08:19 PM (ZCEU2)
I'm guessing something involving a tall building and high speed dirt.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 12, 2019 08:30 PM (9Om/r
I was guessing something like cutting and then an in-patient setting.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2019 08:32 PM (1KKDF)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 08:32 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:30 PM (Ct55T)
I got rid of mine, because it gets outrageously expensive. Always chasing after new flavors, and the canisters seem to drain in no time at all.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:33 PM (hku12)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 08:33 PM (C1Lsn)
Not sure, since they both suck as it is.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 08:34 PM (xkSJa)
I quit drinking for a month. It ruined me. Can't stomach vodka, whiskey or bourbon now. Gees. I broke myself.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2019 08:25 PM (VqhL9)
I quit for good back in Sept after my little health scare that the doc CLAIMED was due to alcohol abuse (I consistently had one half-glass of wine with dinner and a whisky afterwards, and rarely any more). THAT'S abuse? My hairy buttocks, abuse. Doc, you're entirely full of shit.
However, I figured better safe than sorry. And as much as I enjoyed a good whisky or wine, I don't need it. So not a drop since. No ill effects, nothing. Life is still good. But the rest of you that enjoy, do it with no apologies, no regrets.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 08:34 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Harrisburg, PA
opening for Stormy
Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 08:34 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 08:34 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:34 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2019 08:31 PM (VqhL9)
Heroin wouldn't be so bad. It's the damned Chinese fentanyl that'll getcha.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:35 PM (hku12)
Fuckin' Minnesotans.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 08:35 PM (2su/3)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 08:14 PM (C1Lsn)
There's usually a two to five year period where all you get for a suicide is return of premiums paid. Should have done it back in 2014.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 12, 2019 08:35 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2019 08:35 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)
https://dailym.ai/2LOOwOI
Live results of UK elections.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:23 PM (zBaqJ)
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Wow. That takes me back. Eddie Murphy's Delirious ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 08:34 PM (eXA4G)
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34 years for me.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (flINI)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 08:34 PM (eXA4G)
o7
you, good Cur, are a credit to the teetotalers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (Ct55T)
bit janky at first, basically just a CO2 canister and a nozzle... But
it's really neat to have on hand, especially if you like mixing
interesting beverages (ethanol-bearing or otherwise)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:30 PM
Seltzer bottle for the old school win!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:28 PM (L2ZTs)
It's actually Ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga. The were going for the caveman surprise anal foreplay chant.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:27 PM (hku12
Almost a week in to a toxin flush. Just salads, a piece of fruit and lots of lemon water. I think I am getting thinner but I am so damned lethargic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:32 PM (zBaqJ)
Wow! Are you getting any protein in there anywhere?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2019 08:31 PM (VqhL9)
You should try crack! Bet you can't smoke just one rock!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (dOV9E)
Green Eggs and Ham?
Meh.
I can do better than that....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:34 PM (Ct55T)
Hogg knows snakes
Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (RuIsu)
Greta is only heading for a big let down as soon as her time is up and she is just another nobody.
Yep. In about two years she'll take her rightful place alongside...um...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 08:26 PM (HaL55)
David Hogg, who has dropped off the face of the earth like every other little human banner the Left marches under. They keep changing their spokespuppet thinking that is the problem, when it is their message."
Cindy Sheehan was the best. As soon as her usefulness ended, which coincided with
Sheehan's announced campaign against Nancy Pelosi, left-wingers were quoted on the record that Cindy was past her expiration date and kicked her to the curb.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Wow! Are you getting any protein in there anywhere?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (hku12)
HB eggs in the morning. Can of tuna here and there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:37 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)
********
Her tits stay on the stage for up to 5 minutes after her torso has left.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 12, 2019 08:38 PM (flINI)
The poor girl has autism, OCD, anxiety, and regularly starves herself due to food issues (only eats a few things, and they must be prepared exactly as she specifies). When she yells about extinction of species and the world ending soon, she believes it; she's not another daffy AOC who makes up sh#t as she goes. That is not a person who will likely have the emotional capacity and maturity to deal with the letdown from being to toast of the world to yesterday's news.
I think it will be messy and sad. And her parents will blame us for it: we didn't save the world as little Greta demanded!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 08:38 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 08:38 PM (2su/3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm pretty dense Steve when it comes to cultural/ pop references. The singer?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2019 08:38 PM (VqhL9)
The Labour soy-boy is whining, and Sky
News guy is slamming him up and down. Beautiful!
https://tinyurl.com/w2s38tg
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 08:38 PM (ufFY8)
Kilmeade's cucky but does have a good grasp of American history.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 08:38 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: monkey Frank Booth at December 12, 2019 08:38 PM (CLteG)
all the luck in the world to you, my friend
Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 08:38 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (hku12)
HB eggs in the morning. Can of tuna here and there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:37 PM (zBaqJ)
Hmmm, then I'm wondering if the lethargy isn't some type of withdrawal from... something or other.
Who knows what. When you say toxins, yeah, that's pretty much everything else we consume.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:39 PM (hku12)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 08:39 PM (ZCEU2)
I'm still salty Hogg got a seat at Harvard after many less prestigious schools laughed at his application and threw it in the trash.
Pretty nice payoff for being a lefty slogan launch platform.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 08:39 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)
She's gonna have to get her vagina re-barreled at some point, if she wants to keep that PingPong ball Trick in her act.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 08:39 PM (2su/3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm pretty dense Steve when it comes to cultural/ pop references. The singer?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2019 08:38 PM (VqhL9)
Not anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:40 PM (hku12)
So what impact has Greta had? As far as I see, the kid who did the science fair project on turtles and plastic straws had a greater tangible effect on the world.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 12, 2019 08:40 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 08:38 PM (bDq
I didn't know all of that. Her parents should be ashamed of themselves.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 08:40 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 08:40 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 08:33 PM (C1Lsn)
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I was just letting you know this guy is a deep history nut. His niche on Fox and Friends is a buddy. But the guy can talk some history. I was astounded about that.
Tucker even said that nobody at Fox--including O'Reilly--knew as much about history on his show, and I was a little skeptical. But Kilmeade knows his shit.
Posted by: History Edited at December 12, 2019 08:41 PM (YOhRS)
Yeah, but he's at Harvard. That's a great place to land if he doesn't screw it up.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 08:41 PM (bDqIh)
IllTemperedCur , no way is a wine and whisky 'abuse', unless there was methanol in your whisky. There must have been something else. Hepatitis? Wrong 'aspirin' (=ibuprofen etc) taken alongside the booze?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 12, 2019 08:36 PM (ykYG2)
Maybe ibu. Which was my preferred pain reliever, but I rarely used that either. The GI doc actually kind of ignored it when I mentioned occasional ibu use, which is another reason he's full of shit.
Meh. Whatever.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 08:41 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 08:39 PM (2su/3)
Re-tooled as the 16-inch Softball Trick.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 08:41 PM (ufFY8)
Same. I love that stuff.
Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 08:42 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 08:41 PM (ufFY
Slow pitch, of course....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:42 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 12, 2019 08:30 PM (NWiLs)
______
LOL.
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:42 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: JB1000 at December 12, 2019 08:32 PM (tJOXi)
We could chain them in opposite corners of a room and put one camera in there and let them wear themselves out trying to get attention.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2019 08:42 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Eromero at December 12, 2019 08:42 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 08:42 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Eromero at December 12, 2019 08:42 PM (UUkQp)
Literally means "Tuna Mountain"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:42 PM (Ct55T)
We touched on this briefly earlier. I suggest:
How Bare You
How Bare You II Renewable Energy Boogaloo
How Bare You III - Trouple Trouble
Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2019 08:42 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 08:43 PM (C1Lsn)
I remember when the UK Liberal Democrats were an actual party. Now they're on track to have about 13 seats, 1/5 of the SNP, which I think is the Scottish National Party but I'm not sure.
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 08:27 PM (dOV9E)
Does the "Official Monster Raving Loony Party" still offer candidates?
Posted by: Fox2! at December 12, 2019 08:43 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2019 08:43 PM (9OMqR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:43 PM (L2ZTs)
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Of the Poets and Scolds.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 08:43 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 12, 2019 08:44 PM (RpR4b)
Don't worry, he'll screw it up. Now that he's no longer in the news, what's Harvard's incentive to help him?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 08:44 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)
...lol...and? I like Lou reed. he did heroin?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2019 08:44 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 08:44 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)
She and her sister sound like a nightmare. Her mom has an interesting way of turning it into *our* problem, having Greta blame her troubles on the climate.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxqwrgft
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 08:45 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 12, 2019 08:40 PM (CAJOC)
This is 2019. In the mind of many, not least our media industrial complex, power is derived from intersectionality, and this little troll hits enough of the columns, while scolding self-flagellating adults who don't even have enough integrity to put their words into practice by ridding the planet of their presence.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:45 PM (hku12)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 08:43 PM (C1Lsn)
Look at it this way:
Hogg could have lucked his way into a real school, taking the place of some kid who might actually do something useful.
Instead, he's at Harvard, which is a useless cesspool that stopped creating anything of note years and years ago.
In other words: He's right where he belongs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:46 PM (Ct55T)
Also known as Labor.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 08:44 PM (eXA4G)
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Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 08:46 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2019 08:46 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2019 08:46 PM (9OMqR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Ok, now I gotta find it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2019 08:46 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 08:46 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 08:46 PM (2su/3)
Harvard has had ridiculous grade inflation since the '70s. As long as you're not caught cheating and are slightly smarter than a hedgehog, you'll graduate on time. The hard part is getting in. Once you're in, the lowest grade you'll get is a "gentleman's C".
Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 08:47 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 12, 2019 08:40 PM (CAJOC)
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Really got the libs feeling they were winning something.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 08:47 PM (YOhRS)
I want to apologize about calling Kilmeade an idiot. I'm an early
riser, and used to seeing him on Fox and Friends, where he does display
some idiot qualities. Actually, he's doing a pretty good job filling in
for Tucker.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 08:33 PM (C1Lsn)
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He's sharp -- and a pretty good interviewer; I listen to his radio show some mornings. But he's like Hugh Hewitt, best buds with the Lefty media-types. It's cringe-worthy, especially his flirt-fighting with Chrissie Wallace. I have to turn it off.
The other morning Hewitt had Ted Cruz on, and when Ted said his appearance on MTP caused F. Chuck Todd "to lose his mind" -- which it did -- Hewitt had to jump in and white knight for his "good friend" Chuck. *barf*
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:47 PM (WqPYg)
They've filled their campus with lil David Hoggs, he is among his people.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 08:47 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Toad-O at December 12, 2019 08:47 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 08:47 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)
VU:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xcwt9mSbYE
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:47 PM (hku12)
Shades of November 2016.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2019 08:46 PM (9OMqR)
Where is our Oliver Cromwell?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 08:47 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2019 08:47 PM (jp0Bv)
Conservative - 11
Labour - 19
SNP - 1
And yes! A Raving Loony Party vote tally of like 187!
These declarations are interesting. All teh candidates are on stage behind the official that announces the vote tally. Sort of cool.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 08:48 PM (ufFY8)
If it's true TIME is now owned by the Salesforce founder - who's
entering the Chinese market - um, making Hong Kong protesters Person o'
the Year was not really an option.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2019 08:35 PM (El6T/)
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Ah, thanks rhomboid -- was unaware of that obviously.
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:49 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Bilwis
They don't have vowels. Don't judge.
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 08:49 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2019 08:47 PM (jp0Bv)
But who will win in Llanfhahfdhadgl;hasdglkhjasgkjlf-
whatever-the-fuck-it's-called?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:49 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 08:50 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 08:50 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 12, 2019 08:50 PM (4pMBB)
Isn't EVERY Lou Reed song about heroin?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 08:50 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Bilwis
fwck yyw!
Posted by: Angry Welshman at December 12, 2019 08:50 PM (786Ro)
And for a while, they will keep the power and sway they have and become red-faced and abusive. But the people will see them for what they are.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 08:51 PM (YOhRS)
How many of you morons got your picture painted on the side of a building? Do you realize how many traffic impacts that has caused?
Posted by: Grumpy Greta at December 12, 2019 08:51 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 08:38 PM (bDqIh)
Yeah, reminds me of Cindy Sheehan. Hard not to feel sorry for her. Does not mean you give in to her or even see her point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 08:51 PM (2B9A/)
VU:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xcwt9mSbYE
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:47 PM (hku12)
Heidi saw me listening to the Velvet Underground and said "oh, thats Lou Reed." LOL. I'm a maroon.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2019 08:51 PM (VqhL9)
Hmmm, then I'm wondering if the lethargy isn't some type of withdrawal from... something or other.
Who knows what. When you say toxins, yeah, that's pretty much everything else we consume.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:39 PM (hku12)
Well, it's just all the crap in your body from essentially eating carbs, fats and all the stuff that tastes good. Especially post Thanksgiving.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:51 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2019 08:51 PM (9OMqR)
Posted by: Forest at December 12, 2019 08:52 PM (brHL9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Ok, now I gotta find it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 12, 2019 08:46 PM (VqhL9)
It's pretty great. It conveyed to me just how awesome it feels to do heroin, which really convinces me to never go within a mile of the stuff.
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 08:52 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Groundhog at December 12, 2019 08:52 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 12, 2019 08:50 PM (4pMBB)
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It's got that zero taste.
Posted by: Bad Marketing Slogans at December 12, 2019 08:53 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 12, 2019 08:53 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Face-sized spider at December 12, 2019 08:53 PM (4pMBB)
Posted by: Legitimate Media at December 12, 2019 08:54 PM (7BG5q)
Who knows what. When you say toxins, yeah, that's pretty much everything else we consume.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:39 PM (hku12)
Well, it's just all the crap in your body from essentially eating carbs, fats and all the stuff that tastes good. Especially post Thanksgiving.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 08:51 PM (zBaqJ)
I'm pretty sure you'll feel a lot better soon. I hope so.
Time for me to get back to de-toxing.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:54 PM (hku12)
Seconded - its a wonderful song about shooting up, and makes it clear how much fun it is to be a junkie. /sarc
Seriously, a great song.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 12, 2019 08:54 PM (I2/tG)
The people in governments who have any kind of power have already decided their positions. The only people supporting her are either merely paying lip service to the Antisocial Media crowds, or they were already in the tank!
It's all so ridiculously farcical. Or farcically ridiculous.
Take your pick.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 12, 2019 08:54 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 08:54 PM (M0u+N)
Democrats notice that Commie Jew-haters lost in UK
Biden flames out in a surge of amyloid plaque
President Boot-Edge-Edge
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 08:55 PM (dOV9E)
Conservative Party: 11 seats
Elves and Faeries: 6 seats
Labor Party: 3 seats
Actual headline just seen: The Conservative Party has won The Vale of Clwyd from the Labor Party.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2019 08:55 PM (jp0Bv)
Exactly. Greta is scary and seeing world leaders and celebrities treat her like a cult leader or something is creep AF.
Sheehan was obnoxious, but she was clearly suffering from the loss of her son and could not deal with it. She alienated her family with her activism, and the Democrats and media happily used her to attack Bush and then discarded her.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 08:55 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Face-sized spider at December 12, 2019 08:53 PM (4pMBB)
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Really? You want to go there?
Posted by: The Barrel Shoggoth at December 12, 2019 08:55 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 12, 2019 08:50 PM (4pMBB)
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This would be a conversation along the lines of "my favorite sexually transmitted disease," or "my favorite eyeball injury."
Posted by: Legitimate Media at December 12, 2019 08:56 PM (7BG5q)
How many votes did the Ludicrously Silly Party get?
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 08:50 PM (M0u+N)
______
Is that the old Judean People's Front?
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:56 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 08:56 PM (7BG5q)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2019 08:55 PM (jp0Bv)
Galadriel for Prime Minister?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 08:56 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2019 08:56 PM (9OMqR)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 08:56 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 12, 2019 08:57 PM (H5knJ)
Democrats notice that Commie Jew-haters lost in UK
Biden flames out in a surge of amyloid plaque
President Boot-Edge-Edge
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 08:55 PM (dOV9E)
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Biden flames out when he shows up at the debate and thanks the people of Ohio for letting him speak. And consistently snipes at the moderators as "hecklers".
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 08:57 PM (YOhRS)
I shit you not.
He got nearly 200 votes, I think.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 08:57 PM (ufFY8)
Trump eligible to run in 2024 says Huckabee via DM.
Posted by: Hollow Log at December 12, 2019 08:58 PM (nhBb/)
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 08:58 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Gbone at December 12, 2019 08:58 PM (BtQKn)
Posted by: eleven
Is that the old Judean People's Front?
Posted by: ShainS
C'mon. We all know party lines have shifted several times over history.
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 08:58 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Toad-O at December 12, 2019 08:58 PM (cct0t)
It looks like an SSI war game map.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 08:59 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 12, 2019 08:59 PM (4pMBB)
Posted by: Lizzy
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The "discarding" part was so out-in-the-open sick that I marvel it didn't wake anyone out of their leftist trance.
No one said, "Holy shit! I'm in a party of assholes!"
Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 08:59 PM (7BG5q)
Posted by: Fox2! at December 12, 2019 08:43 PM (qyH+l)
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What? Joe Biden doesn't count?
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 08:59 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Isn't Portland run by teenagers? Could sworn that was the case.
Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 12, 2019 08:59 PM (RpR4b)
If one uses Soda Stream, which I have, Ralphs has some truly amazing sugar free syrups.
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:22 PM (hku12)
I bought a 2-liter bottle of Coke Zero to use as mix with rum. Gave me heartburn something fierce. Dumped it down the toilet. Didn't even work on the rust stains, dammit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2019 08:59 PM (Ol3ZL)
Use some Marxist class analysis here - it's not that "experts" are "wrong", it's that they propose things that are in their class interests.
The Green New Deal is a great example - it benefits gentry liberals who are wealthy enough to live in trendy inner-city neighborhoods, and sets up lots of graft opportunities for the politically-well connected, while screwing everyone else.
Another example is the Obama Economy, which mysteriously benefited liberal professionals and other wealthy people living in blue cities, with little benefit to others.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 12, 2019 08:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Legitimate Media at December 12, 2019 08:5
I was at a funeral last week and the son of the deceased removed his glass eye and set it on the table, then he put it in his mouth and stuck it back in the socket. A guy at my table stupidly asked him what's wrong with your eye? I will never get that image out of my brain.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 09:00 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: JC at December 12, 2019 09:00 PM (brHL9)
Really digging the horse-competition prize ribbons the UK candidates
wear as the announcements are being made. We need more ceremony in our
election result announcements.
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 08:58 PM (dOV9E)
Indeed!
I say they wear colored capes like a f-ing race horse too.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 09:01 PM (ufFY8)
By the way, weren't they supposed to vote on impeachment today? What happened? Not enough suicidal red-state dems to pass it?
Posted by: Toad-O at December 12, 2019 08:58 PM (cct0t)
They're waiting for Friday the Thirteenth so they can properly assign blame to the unlucky day rather to the Donk party being a bunch of corrupt, totalitarian commie cocksuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 09:01 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2019 09:01 PM (9OMqR)
I found Coke Zero is about the best diet soda I've ever tried. It actually tastes like the real thing.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 09:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JAS at December 12, 2019 09:02 PM (DBGf/)
How many votes did the Ludicrously Silly Party get?
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 08:50 PM (M0u+N)
______
Is that the old Judean People's Front?
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 08:56 PM (WqPYg)
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No, it's not the bloody Judean People's Front! It's the People's Front of Judea, you wanker!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 12, 2019 09:02 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2019 09:02 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Lizzy
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Tragic, for sure. I'm less certain about Sandra Fluke's girly parts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 09:02 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 09:02 PM (BaQol)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 09:02 PM (M0u+N)
Think Mark Twain said "If voting made any difference, they wouldn't let us do it!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:03 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: CaliGirl
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OK, I'm laughing my ass off here. The way I read that at first was that the son took the eye OUT OF THE CORPSE. Only after fully reading it did I get the correct picture that it was HIS OWN glass eye!
Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 09:03 PM (7BG5q)
So, how Clwyd pronounced?
I am thinking klwid, but them c'mon. It's Wales.
Posted by: JAS at December 12, 2019 09:02 PM (DBGf/)
It's pronounced Manchester.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 09:03 PM (eXA4G)
Miss Lindsey is going to push the trial quickly " in and out of the Senate". Who cares if witnesses are called to clear the President .
Miss L gotta sweep this shit under the rug!
SOMEBODY doesn't want their little sweetheart deal with John McVain (R-Dead) and the Ukrainians to go public.
Uniparty bitch.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2019 09:03 PM (ykID5)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at December 12, 2019 09:03 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 09:03 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Clwyd at December 12, 2019 09:03 PM (9OMqR)
Posted by: Clwyd at December 12, 2019 09:04 PM (9OMqR)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Would make a killer bumper sticker.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 09:04 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 12, 2019 09:04 PM (wiXsO)
never done heroin. I liked valium too much (as mentioned here before) and that was after doing it twice on prescription. No thanks to anything harder or I would be a terlit hobo for real.
now, if i'm ever diagnosed with some horrible cancer, I'll look into it as my checkout ticket. but please G-d, sed noli modo.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 12, 2019 09:04 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Questions never heard on Jeopardy at December 12, 2019 09:04 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 12, 2019 08:59 PM (I2/tG)
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No. That is good. Marx wasn't a total idiot. Or even thoroughly an idealogue (although he *was* that), his analysis of market forces in reducing values down to the numeric value of a dollar and how that would push people to see the number of dollars as an arbitrary measure has been historically prescient.
Because Marx didn't believe there was any outside moral force of God, just Man in a God mask. Even if you're an intellectual, it's what you *don't* factor in that can take you into deep waters.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:05 PM (YOhRS)
2019 Time Person Of The Year; Greta "Green Hitler" Thunberg
.......way to go Time.
Posted by: JROD at December 12, 2019 09:05 PM (ZsEG/)
Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 09:03 PM
That would've been even more shocking than what happened. I always phrase things poorly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 09:05 PM (7bcfy)
Just wait - the current mayor is reasonable (by Portland standards), but a militantly pro-Antifa, anti-cop loon who hates cars is running, and she may well win. (Portland's taxpayers are funding 85% of the loon's campaign, under a new law.) If she does, the cop-haters will have a majority of the city council.
It's an interesting consequence of Trump - a sizable fraction of the electorate in blue cities is now so deranged that they will vote for the most insane left-wing local candidates possible, like Chesa Boudin, the new DA in San Francisco.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 12, 2019 09:05 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 09:05 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 12, 2019 09:04 PM (wiXsO)
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They get a syllable each.
Yet all the nodding they want.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:05 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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Heroin?
Hell, Coke Zero will probably do it to you.
Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 09:05 PM (7BG5q)
Posted by: BurtTC at December 12, 2019 08:54 PM (hku12)
There's another holiday to go. I'll detox again come January. From now until then, it's a free-for-all!
Posted by: April at December 12, 2019 09:06 PM (OX9vb)
I am thinking klwid, but them c'mon. It's Wales.
Posted by: JAS at December 12, 2019 09:02 PM (DBGf/)
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Lichtenburgistan
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 12, 2019 09:06 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: JAS at December 12, 2019 09:02 PM (DBGf/)
It's pronounced Manchester.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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This is the only reason I hang out with you pervs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 09:06 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 12, 2019 09:06 PM (4pMBB)
Posted by: CaliGirl
There's an old Hollywood story about Peter Faulk, the actor, where, when he was in high school and on the baseball team, he slid into third base and was called out - he gave his false eye to the umpire and said "here, you need this more than I do!"
Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 09:06 PM (32YRo)
And goes Conservative.
Conservative - 26
Labour - 28
SNP - 3
Independent - 4
And I think it is pronounced "Clue-id" rhymes with Druid.
Just heard it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 09:06 PM (ufFY8)
Don't you get impeached for that? Where's Nanzi?
Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 09:07 PM (MArLr)
I still would rather have taken Cymraeg for GCSE than Frog. I'd have been motivated. Even if the sheep would have avoided me
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 12, 2019 09:07 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 09:03 PM (eXA4G)
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Way to go, brah!
*chests IllTemperedCur*
Posted by: Bro at December 12, 2019 09:07 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2019 09:07 PM (9OMqR)
I am thinking klwid, but them c'mon. It's Wales.
Posted by: JAS at December 12, 2019 09:02 PM
It's Welsh for "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself".
Posted by: Angry Welshman at December 12, 2019 09:07 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2019 09:08 PM (XzT/D)
#AOCmath say we only got 10 years left to live.
By the way. Whatever happened to her misappropriation of campaign funds?
She got better?
Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2019 09:08 PM (ykID5)
Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2019 09:08 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 09:08 PM (DEHxI)
The über-crush of the Labour Party HAS to have the Dems worried here. It's a profound, philosophical rebuke of the Globalism theory, and by implication, Progressivism.
And, the UK is every bit as bewitched with a Labour-friendly media machine as we are here. Media, too, has to be sweating tonight. Wakey wakey?
Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 12, 2019 09:08 PM (DRgs8)
I am thinking klwid, but them c'mon. It's Wales.
Posted by: JAS
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So, you're saying that it's pronounced "c'mon"?
Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 09:08 PM (7BG5q)
Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2019 09:08 PM (786Ro)
With oak clusters.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2019 09:08 PM (XzT/D)
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Sideways.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:09 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Angry Welshman at December 12, 2019 09:07 PM (786Ro)
Not enough sequential consonants.
Nigel Farage talking on Sky News now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 09:09 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 09:09 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 09:09 PM (7BG5q)
Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019
I was thinking his pick up line could be to toss his eye to a girl and then say you really caught my eye.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 09:09 PM (7bcfy)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 12, 2019 09:09 PM (4pMBB)
With oak clusters.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2019 09:08 PM (XzT/D)
Change that to Keineboobiebannfuhrer and you'll hit the mark.
Posted by: The Correcter at December 12, 2019 09:09 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 09:09 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Questions
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The absence of animal protein in her diet has stunted her development, physical and mental.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 09:10 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Splunge
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Do that about a half-dozen times, and then get stabbed...
...and drowned.
Posted by: Rasputin at December 12, 2019 09:10 PM (7BG5q)
I don't know what will break the D machine in Colorado, so I figure the best option is that Colorado itself breaks.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 12, 2019 09:10 PM (ykYG2)
Isn't that like bring matter into contact with anti-matter?
Don't cross the streams, Venkman!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2019 09:11 PM (9OMqR)
Tragic, for sure. I'm less certain about Sandra Fluke's girly parts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 09:02 PM (xSo9G)
When she was THE thing, Miss Roundheels was possibly capable of being moderately attractive (the little boy haircut and severely plain makeup did her no favors). I've seen photos of her since then.
50-70 pounds slathered on in 7 years. Minimum.
I don't think she dropped any kids so there's no excuse to balloon up so fast unless you seriously hate yourself.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 09:11 PM (eXA4G)
How do you get goes conservative from that tally sheet?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:11 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 09:11 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 09:11 PM (Ibwur)
I love my kids as much as anyone else loves theirs. But lets be real - mine are pinheads. I ask my old man sometimes - Was I This Stupid ? He just laughs and says Yes, but we were sure it was temporary. If I were him - I would have drowned me in a fucking puddle.
This ass kissing of these kids has absolutely zero to do with anything remotely near love of these kids.
It's all fucked up.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 09:11 PM (a4/Ug)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 12, 2019 09:11 PM (4pMBB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 09:11 PM (hbTkw)
@CHSommers
WTAF: "Britain needs its own Mueller report on Russian 'interference'" Just out in @guardian
#UKElection #BorisJohnson
Posted by: weft cut-lopop at December 12, 2019 09:11 PM (GPz65)
Posted by: Angry Welshman at December 12, 2019 09:07 PM (786Ro)
Not enough sequential consonants.
Nigel Farage talking on Sky News now.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 09:09 PM (ufFY
Epstein ddim lladd ei hun!
Posted by: Angry Welshman at December 12, 2019 09:11 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Yup.
Gonna be a lot of that going around.
Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 09:11 PM (7BG5q)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2019 09:12 PM (9OMqR)
Tempers are flaring in Boris Johnson's constituency, as Count Binface and Lord Buckethead tussle over the limelight.
https://tinyurl.com/sqw6un5
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 12, 2019 07:59 PM (I2/tG)
What's the over/under on the number of hours from now until the UK Supreme Court and the EU Parliament declare the election was illegal and unconstitutional per the Versailles Treaty, the League of Nations Charter, the Geneva Convention of 1929, and the UN and EU Charters?
Posted by: Gref at December 12, 2019 09:12 PM (AMIL/)
I am thinking klwid, but them c'mon. It's Wales.
Posted by: JAS
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So, you're saying that it's pronounced "c'mon"?
Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 09:08 PM (7BG5q)
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No... klwidbutthemc'mon....
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 12, 2019 09:13 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2019 09:15 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:15 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: mikeyG at December 12, 2019 09:15 PM (ykID5)
Posted by: Splunge
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The key is to avoid reaching critical mass.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 09:15 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Of course he did. And several other songs about the drug culture, like "Waiting For My Man". Velvet Underground was a pretty good band:
Rock and Roll:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=1Dahqz-R49I
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2019 09:15 PM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 09:16 PM (hbTkw)
The ber-crush of the Labour Party HAS to have the Dems worried here. It's a profound, philosophical rebuke of the Globalism theory, and by implication, Progressivism.
And, the UK is every bit as bewitched with a Labour-friendly media machine as we are here. Media, too, has to be sweating tonight. Wakey wakey?
Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 12, 2019 09:08 PM (DRgs
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This is the problem with "progressives". They see the signs of a new development and try to get out ahead of it and fix it into a form that makes them *feel* they are on the side of progress.
The problem is that unlike Science that they worship, they can't take the feedback and adjust because they have to repudiate what seems like reactionism to them. (Which is what *makes* them feel "progressive".)
So when history rejoins them, they bull through it. They end up detached from reality. Because they fixed the image of "progression".
This is one thing that caused the European left to consider that an *evolved* form of Marxism called Fascism, that was retooled to be effective and possible (and the only form of Marxism the Earth has ever seen), they classified it as "right". When the "right" in Europe is royalist sympathetics and not revolutionary restructuring states.
Gentile and Mussolini engineered a Marxism that *could work* after they became dismayed that it was impractical. That you can't impose the remaining power of States with no state.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:16 PM (YOhRS)
EVERYBODY TO THE BACKUP BLOG!!!!
Posted by: mikeyG
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Pixy must have a bit of underdone potato for dinner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 09:16 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 09:17 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 09:16 PM (xSo9G)
It was all that Welsh. Broke the blog.
Posted by: April at December 12, 2019 09:18 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 09:18 PM (ufFY8)
Never liked Chris; like him less now.
Posted by: Hollow Log at December 12, 2019 09:18 PM (nhBb/)
Posted by: Shep at December 12, 2019 09:18 PM (E50J4)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 09:18 PM (M0u+N)
Grandfather of the Year!
Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2019 09:18 PM (zD38/)
Either way, something's off there.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 09:19 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 09:19 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 12, 2019 09:19 PM (ykYG2)
I went to the wiki to find out. Of course, they only give the pronunciation in IPA. Just tell me how it's pronounced! If I wanted to learn another language to say that word, I would learn Welsh, wouldn't I?
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 09:19 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: April
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I believe 'blog' is spelled llgwyf.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 09:19 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 12, 2019 09:19 PM (ykID5)
Posted by: Hollow Log at December 12, 2019 09:20 PM (nhBb/)
Either way, something's off there.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 1
Greta will be 17 in a month
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 09:20 PM (7bcfy)
So, how Clwyd pronounced?
I went to the wiki to find out. Of course, they only give the
pronunciation in IPA. Just tell me how it's pronounced! If I wanted to
learn another language to say that word, I would learn Welsh, wouldn't
I?
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 09:19 PM (IMdOQ)
Clue-id, rhymes with druid.
I heard a Sky News dude say it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 09:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:20 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 09:19 PM (xSo9G)
Or is it llolgfy?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 09:21 PM (ufFY8)
My money is on raped, murdered, and dumped in an alley by a "refugee" that she tried to "help".
They won't care that she apparently hasn't gone through puberty. In fact, they prefer it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2019 09:21 PM (WsmTT)
Zod accuses Chris Wallace of soliciting a TrumpCamp sentry for sodomy in exchange for extra gruel-coupons.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2019 09:22 PM (XzT/D)
S'matter Chrissy, need a couple of Midol because PDT said something true?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 09:22 PM (HaL55)
I like Eno and I like Bauhaus and I like "Third Uncle." But Bauhaus's cover made me want to shove red-hot pokers in my ears.
Cool Eno story: I was recently passing through the airport in Buffalo and "Music for Airports" was playing over the PA.
That's one of my all-time favorite albums and I've heard it countless times, but never once in its intended setting. That was a first, and a supremely cool thing to stop and experience. Well done, Buffalo airport!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 09:22 PM (U7qMl)
I heard a Sky News dude say it.
Thanks. Exactly what I was looking for.
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 09:22 PM (cfSLd)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 12, 2019 09:22 PM (4pMBB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 12, 2019 09:23 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 12, 2019 09:22 PM (4pMBB)
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Yeah, like that helps
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 12, 2019 09:23 PM (CAJOC)
The Welsh word for beer is cwrw, which is pronounced the same way as the Papua New Guinean word for Creuztfeldt-Jakob disease. Draw your own conclusions.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 12, 2019 09:23 PM (rWZ8Y)
She's carefully costumed, hairstyled, and made up to look much younger than she actually is.
Possibly they're applying the same gaffer's tape trick that Disney used on Annette Funicello for a while, before Annette's chest grew far, far beyond a size that could be hidden by any such ruse.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2019 09:24 PM (WsmTT)
Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 09:24 PM (32YRo)
How does Chris reconcile this attack on the free press with him not being in Leavenworth?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:24 PM (+00Vt)
K, I'm laughing my ass off here. The way I read that at first was that the son took the eye OUT OF THE CORPSE. Only after fully reading it did I get the correct picture that it was HIS OWN glass eye!
Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 09:03 PM
That would've been even more shocking than what happened. I always phrase things poorly.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 09:05 PM (7bcfy)
That brings to mind an old movie scene with Marlon Brando, I believe it's from The Missouri Breaks, where he's at a funeral in the 1800s and he walks up to the corpse before the ceremony while talking to another character and absently picks up a piece of ice from the packing around the coffin and pops it into his mouth.
That's the way I remember it, but it's been awhile...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 09:25 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at December 12, 2019 09:25 PM (GzDud)
Posted by: Hollow Log at December 12, 2019 09:26 PM (nhBb/)
Joe Biden was my tell that Jeff Sessions was a go along to get along dick.
Jeff bowed his back when Joe wanted to give his grand-daughter a sniff - but otherwise was as congenial as any other Senator.
Fuck Jeff Sessions. And those like him.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 09:26 PM (a4/Ug)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2019 09:27 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2019 09:27 PM (HcHqw)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 12, 2019 09:27 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2019 09:27 PM (gd9RK)
Not familiar with Music For Airports, going to find that on the Spotify.
I did have, and liked very much, My Life in the Bush of Ghosts with Eno and David Byrne.
Posted by: April at December 12, 2019 09:27 PM (OX9vb)
Never liked Chris; like him less now.
Posted by: Hollow Log at December 12, 2019 09:18 PM (nhBb/)
What part of the following does the sanctimonious media not understand:
"Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom of speech..."
And what's the number of the Constitutional Amendment that reads:
No elected official or non-member of the self-appointed press guild shall make a criticism of media guild members; Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.
Posted by: Gref at December 12, 2019 09:28 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 12, 2019 09:28 PM (4pMBB)
Posted by: Hollow Log at December 12, 2019 09:26 PM (nhBb/)
If only trump paid attention to the inter agency group
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:28 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2019 09:28 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 12, 2019 09:28 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 09:28 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 03:36 PM (KP5rU)
we are going to build a bridge
a beautiful bridge
across the Atlantic!
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 09:28 PM (G546f)
Posted by: jsg at December 12, 2019 09:28 PM (E50J4)
However, Marxist secularism devolved to Naziism, and people of the world came face-to-face with what is still recognized to day as the genuine Evil out of Man. Karl Barth immediately reacted to the theological "Higher Criticism" tradition he was brought up in--and sought to advocate for a more immediate--if not exactly *fundamental* take on Christian faith.
The progressives only saw the reaction of the "Back to Church" movement of the 50s and recidivism. The proponents of Hegel (because Hegel was "intellectual" and they were the experts on that) couldn't see antithesis when it happened to them.
That's the left, they have been doubling down ever since and red-facedly insisting that theirs is the way to enlightened progress.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:29 PM (YOhRS)
She looks very empty.
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 09:29 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2019 09:29 PM (9OMqR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2019 09:29 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 09:30 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: April at December 12, 2019 09:27 PM (OX9vb)
It's completely ambient. Just pianos, synths and wordless female vocals. I used to play it all the time late at night when I lived in an apartment with thin walls and worked second shift. I love it for reading or writing or studying, or just as background music.
It did work supremely well as airport music, as I always figured it would!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 09:30 PM (U7qMl)
No elected official or non-member of the self-appointed press guild shall make a criticism of media guild members; Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.
Posted by: Gref at December 12, 2019 09:28 PM (AMIL/)
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Emanations and Penumbra, Oaf!!
Posted by: The Court of Making Shit Up at December 12, 2019 09:30 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 09:30 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2019 09:27 PM (HcHqw)
He's half-wrong. Mittens can't resist and Portman and Murkowski will follow. But Manchin and Sinema will vote to remain Senators.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 09:30 PM (a4/Ug)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2019 09:28 PM (aKsyK)
Coke has quality control discipline.
Posted by: Hollow Log at December 12, 2019 09:30 PM (nhBb/)
Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 12, 2019 09:31 PM (RpR4b)
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 09:31 PM (dOV9E)
That's not funny! *HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!*
Posted by: Hilarry! at December 12, 2019 09:31 PM (VP1E6)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 09:30 PM (HaL55)
That's what I was thinking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 09:32 PM (2B9A/)
Third shift at Thai Mike's Good Time Disco Party Boom-Boom Bangkok Kitty-Boy Klub.
Dance on bar, drink milk like cat, sometime extra for private dance. No condom number-ten penalty play.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2019 09:32 PM (XzT/D)
Hey, what about us?
Posted by: Mika Brzezinski & Cokie Roberts at December 12, 2019 09:32 PM (WsmTT)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 09:30 PM (U7qMl)
Cool, sounds perfect for getting bank deposits together and scanning documents all afternoon. I'll check it out at work tomorrow.
Posted by: April at December 12, 2019 09:32 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 09:33 PM (G546f)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 12, 2019 09:33 PM (4pMBB)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2019 09:27 PM (HcHqw)
Impeachment, by definition, is for crimes.
Doesn't the President get to confront his accusers?
Or just not Trump?
Asking because skuttlebut was that Turtle was not going to allow Team Trump to call witnesses.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2019 09:33 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2019 09:34 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby
He was so wishy washy on Laura Ingraham's show last night, I thought she was going to gouge her eyes out with rusty spoons. Her couldn't even say that Horror Witless' report conclusion was wrong and whether he thought that Durham's investigation would vindicate Trump - he willy washed it with media speak - my wife said it best - "total loser, should never had any position higher than Senator where failure is a given."
Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 09:34 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 09:34 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: The Deep State DOJ at December 12, 2019 09:34 PM (YOhRS)
Yeah, and the interviewer isn't letting the Labor apologist off the hook. He's doing an actual adversarial interview.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 12, 2019 09:34 PM (gd9RK)
Nuf said
Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at December 12, 2019 09:25 PM (GzDud)
BC! Long time! How are you faring?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2019 09:34 PM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: Hollow Log at December 12, 2019 09:34 PM (nhBb/)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 12, 2019 09:35 PM (4pMBB)
Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 12, 2019 09:35 PM (ykID5)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2019 09:35 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 12, 2019 09:35 PM (4pMBB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 09:28 PM (2B9A/)
Still getting his Nazi on.
blog gunfreezone.net (south florida based) has a post on him about every week or two.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2019 09:36 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2019 09:33 PM (1g7ch)
Lots of Republican hands been in the Ukrainian (and other) tills for a long time, best to move along now comrade citizen!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:36 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 12, 2019 09:36 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2019 09:37 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Oh, not much...
"@davidhogg111 Dec 7
America is not a melting pot -
It's an extremely segregated salad held in a bowl build of institutionalized injustice, violence and genocide.
It's time for us to toss the salad and abolish the bowl."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2019 09:37 PM (GPz65)
mainly because Ian Somerhalder is still cute
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 09:37 PM (G546f)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 09:33 PM (G546f)
\Herr Buttenpluggenfuhrer would me more accurate.
Posted by: Just Saying at December 12, 2019 09:37 PM (vqIkG)
My biggest beef with Kilmeade is that he's a MIC jock sniffer and on the RUSSIA IS OUR BIGGEST ELEVENTY!!!! crazy train.
Fun Fact:
Russia has a GDP less than NY State, shitty military and to the extent they do anything, it's because power entities have a great stake in maintaining Russia as the boogeymnn.
They can't even feign knocking off doping so that their athletes can compete on the world stage.
Russia is less than nothing.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 09:37 PM (NvYVF)
Impeachment, by definition, is for crimes.
Doesn't the President get to confront his accusers?
Or just not Trump?
Asking because skuttlebut was that Turtle was not going to allow Team Trump to call witnesses.
Miss Lindsey is shitting his pants that in this election year in SC, we will forget his betrayal and not see his Ukrainian money laundering.
Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 12, 2019 09:38 PM (ykID5)
Meh. Without Daddy, she might've made weekend weathergirl on a local station in Fond du Lac, Wisconsin.
Posted by: Mika Brzezinski & Cokie Roberts at December 12, 2019 09:38 PM (WsmTT)
mainly because Ian Somerhalder is still cute
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 09:37 PM (G546f)
But is the show any good?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 09:38 PM (NWiLs)
The leader of a separate CO-equal branch of the government didn't do what we wanted!!
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:38 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 12, 2019 09:38 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2019 09:39 PM (HcHqw)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2019 09:29 PM (9OMqR)
We got where we are totally on our own!
Posted by: Hillary, Fredo Cuomo, Debbie Dingell, and Kamala at December 12, 2019 09:39 PM (AMIL/)
LATEST Exit poll forecast:
Con 368 seats,
Lab 191,
Lib Dems 13,
SNP 55,
Plaid 3,
Green 1,
Brexit 0,
Others 19
Posted by: Hollow Log at December 12, 2019 09:39 PM (nhBb/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:36 PM (+00Vt)
So they may very well dismiss the charges with a voice vote in one minute or less.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2019 09:39 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 09:39 PM (G546f)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 12, 2019 09:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Regular joe at December 12, 2019 09:40 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 09:40 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2019 09:37 PM (GPz65)
This kid is missing a few screws.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 09:41 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2019 09:39 PM (HcHqw)
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They're playing telephone with the term "The Rule of Law". They want to misuse it so much that people don't really understand what it *used* to mean.
They are super-jeopardizing the separation of powers which is the real distinction about our design of government.
And you know why? Because somebody has power besides them!
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:41 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2019 09:39 PM (1g7ch)
You want to see a United GOP, threaten the graft!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:41 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2019 09:41 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 09:41 PM (NvYVF)
That's beyond ludicrous.
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 09:40 PM (M0u+N)
And a bombers' party. Strange politics.
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 09:41 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2019 09:41 PM (LxTcq)
Having done my time in the UK as a noted Mischling, I'm pleasantly surprised myself.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 12, 2019 09:41 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: redridinghood at December 12, 2019 09:41 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 09:41 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Anonymous 7
Yeah, its over...the War Turtle is not going to let the Dems turn this into a soap opera of "we could have impeached him but for these Nazis hateful boy things, whatever"...a short presentation by dems, a short counter argument by WH lawyers, an overwhelming vote to acquit in 30 minutes, followed by crying by Pelosi ans Schiff, on cue and for the cameras...
Why waste our time?
Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: jsg at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (E50J4)
EVAR
have the courage to impeach the next (D) bitch that wins the White House ?
aw HELL naw.
Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (ykID5)
Also, abolish the bowl? Get rid of the country?
These people need less crazy talk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2019 09:39 PM (1g7ch)
Definitely an unrecorded voice vote!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: Hollow Log at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (nhBb/)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (HcHqw)
Thanks Ace for another great day of insightful posts loaded with snark and truth."
Nailed it.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, Man about Town at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (wmfhQ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (9OMqR)
Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (32YRo)
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Because discovery could be soo awesome.
Imagine all the rats that would come tumbling out of the DNC closet.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:43 PM (YOhRS)
> Posted by: Hillary, Fredo Cuomo, Debbie Dingell, and Kamala
So did we!
Posted by: The Entire Bush and Kennedy Families at December 12, 2019 09:43 PM (WsmTT)
Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (786Ro)
Those two should be sewn together at the mouth.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2019 09:44 PM (XzT/D)
The Romans.
The Gauls.
Nords.
Scots.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 09:44 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: DBCooper at December 12, 2019 09:44 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2019 09:44 PM (PUmDY)
> Posted by: Hillary, Fredo Cuomo, Debbie Dingell, and Kamala
So did we!
Posted by: The Entire Bush and Kennedy Families at December 12, 2019 09:43 PM (WsmTT)
All this nepotism makes me ill.
Posted by: Tori Spelling at December 12, 2019 09:44 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 12, 2019 09:44 PM (ykID5)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2019 09:44 PM (WsmTT)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
I honestly have no idea what Russia is. I'ts a conundrum.
A panjandrum even.
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 09:44 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Hands at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (786Ro)
All you had to do was scream louder. Who'd have thought of that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 09:44 PM (2B9A/)
And you know why? Because somebody has power besides them!
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:41 PM (YOhRS)
Bill Ayers/George Soros LLP
Posted by: Hollow Log at December 12, 2019 09:45 PM (nhBb/)
Me gotta go
Reagan Battalion@ReaganBattalion
· 8h
BREAKING: NYT: Neighbor says that terrorists who gunned down Jews in a Jersey City kosher market were inspired by hate leader Louis Farrakhan
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 09:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
We were peering into the void. That's what we had.
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 09:45 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 12, 2019 09:46 PM (dUJdY)
But he breaks just like a little girl.
Posted by: Bob Dylan at December 12, 2019 09:46 PM (QE8X6)
Republicans are pussies. Democrats fight HARD. And they fight DIRTY. If our side can't fucking figure that out, we're toast. We have to play by their rules. And we don't. We play nice. And civilized. They are FUCKING BARBARIANS. They don't give two shits about the Constitution. They care about power.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 09:46 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 09:37 PM (NvYVF)
Russia is the McGuffin that NATO and NeoCons have been using for a decade or more to dupe us.
We have an overfed military big enough that the Gov of VA wants to use it to enforce gun control - because NeoCons would rather eat a turd than reduce it's size and scope - out of habit because RUSSIA !!!
We're still in NATO and the UN because we have to project power, because RUSSIA !!!
Some people just like to see soldiers on TV popping caps. I'm convinced the like football for all the same reasons.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 09:46 PM (a4/Ug)
The Romans.
The Gauls.
Nords.
Scots.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 09:44 PM (2B9A/
There is nothing like a Dane.
Nothing like a Dane.
Posted by: Hollow Log at December 12, 2019 09:46 PM (nhBb/)
#MeToo, but anything would've been better than another 4 years of TFG. Hell, Johnny Coldcuts would've made a better preezy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 09:46 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 12, 2019 08:07 PM (1g7ch)"
And I will hold her, and squeeze her, and call her George...
Posted by: Joe the Abominable Biden...malarkeyin all over at December 12, 2019 09:46 PM (wmfhQ)
I never trusted either of them. Romney always reminded me of a D-list used car dealer, and Ryan always reminded me of that date-rapey scumbag in college.
Which I suspect is exactly what they have on Ryan.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2019 09:47 PM (WsmTT)
Jersey City kosher market were inspired by hate leader Louis Farrakhan
wait , wait wait hold it , hold it ....
NY..T ??
Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 12, 2019 09:47 PM (ykID5)
Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (32YRo)
Why waste our time naming names, identifying criminal activities, illustrating the perfidy of the Deep State...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:47 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2019 09:47 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2019 09:42 PM (9OMqR)
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Which is why the libs are against it now. I actually expect the Dems at some point to use that "point" when they get tired of people pointing to Ted Kennedy trying to enlist the USSR against Reagan.
They've already used the Carter Page and Papadopoulos were being investigated BEFORE Trump card.
Like that did their narrative of events **ANY** good.
It actually does them less good. If *Trump* was the one colluding with the Russians and they were alarmed about two other people in different campaigns--how did this become *significant* of Trump?!
The no-logic party does it again. They screw up their own narrative because they don't know what a consistent argument IS. Because the media will sell anything they submit, until it can't. And their loyalists will take knees and run out the clock on any questions they get from Fox.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:48 PM (YOhRS)
You know, I kind of disagree. Romney would've caved on everything, failed at everything, and lost the followup election to someone even worse than TFG.
TFG's excesses and fail-shit administration is what paved the way for the Rise of Trump.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2019 09:48 PM (WsmTT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2019 09:47 PM (WsmTT)
If only Epstein hadn't killed himself!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:48 PM (+00Vt)
Yeah, just like those fake ICBM's with the nuclear warheads that have been pointed at us for over 50 years.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 09:48 PM (HaL55)
And you know why? Because somebody has power besides them!
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:41 PM (YOhRS)
I believe they will learn the meaning of a Bible verse that goes something like, Those who sow the wind shall reap the whirlwind.
Posted by: Gref at December 12, 2019 09:48 PM (AMIL/)
"@davidhogg111 Dec 7
America is not a melting pot -
It's an extremely segregated salad held in a bowl build of institutionalized injustice, violence and genocide.
It's time for us to toss the salad and abolish the bowl."
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I was in a race relations class in the Navy. I think it was called "Upward" or some such nonsense. They said to think of the USA not as a melting pot but as a Mulligan stew where each individual ingredient has its own distinctive flavor.
That was in 1974.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 12, 2019 09:49 PM (aKsyK)
The leader of a separate CO-equal branch of the government didn't do what we wanted!!
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Let's go to constitutional scholar Hank Johnson.
Member of the Judiciary Committee Hank Johnson (D-GA) just said Impeachment is justified because:
1. Trump taller than Prez. Zelensky
2. Trump had Zelensky's daughter "in the basement duck taped"
See Weasel Zippers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 09:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 12, 2019 09:50 PM (ykID5)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 12, 2019 09:50 PM (9OMqR)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 09:46 PM (PkVlr)
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Near future events may soon show that the Dems have *weakened* themselves by always taking easy wins.
I see positive signs that the entire Democrat party is being exposed to more and more people. The media will be exposed with that, if that happens.
We might actually see the Great Swamp Drainer work his magic. (It could also be smothered in its crib, that the game of power.)
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:50 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 09:51 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 09:51 PM (xkSJa)
stew where each individual ingredient has its own distinctive flavor.
Or distinctive "stank".
Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 12, 2019 09:51 PM (ykID5)
Gretchen Carlson?? At least Martha McCallum is worth 15 gallons. Maybe 16.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 12, 2019 09:51 PM (bttOm)
failed at everything, and lost the followup election to someone even
worse than TFG.
TFG's excesses and fail-shit administration is what paved the way for the Rise of Trump.
I can't fuss with your assessment much. At least Mittens wouldn't have emboldened the muzzies $8 Brazilian dollars. At least I don't think he would have. Tough to tell with him or any politician. All they do is lie.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 09:51 PM (HaL55)
Awesome.
Apparently she is Jewish. Maybe she will wake up and jump ship, but it seems unlikely.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 09:52 PM (ufFY8)
the more you ignore me, the closer i get
Posted by: Morrissey at December 12, 2019 09:52 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 12, 2019 09:52 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2019 09:52 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:53 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 12, 2019 09:53 PM (ykID5)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 09:53 PM (LsH+B)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 09:53 PM (ufFY8)
youtube.com/watch?v=bM7nZjGCBqs
Posted by: Morrissey at December 12, 2019 09:53 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 12, 2019 09:54 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Millenials at December 12, 2019 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2019 09:52 PM (PUmDY)
Yeah, Ryan. Didn't work out so well.
Brains...check
Nads...oops, missing
Posted by: Splunge at December 12, 2019 09:54 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:54 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 09:54 PM (LsH+B)
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:53 PM (YOhRS)
Spiteful cuckolded lesbian.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2019 09:54 PM (XzT/D)
Was he ever considered POTUS material? Or was he not interested?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2019 09:52 PM (PUmDY)
To be fair, the GOP only had the House, Senate, and the White House, but the minority Dems had completely tied the GOP'S hands!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:55 PM (+00Vt)
I read that he wasn't going to dignify the sham at all by allowing any witnesses for either side.
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 09:55 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: Millenials at December 12, 2019 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)
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The World is not Perfect! -- People who have been sold a secular salvation.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:55 PM (YOhRS)
I know this - know this. With absolute certainty.
More Americans have eaten lead from the FBI than the USSR or Russia in the last few decades. And I truly believe that I have a higher mathematical chance of suffering the same from a Federal LEO than a Russian missile.
Ah - fuck it. Lets buy 'em so more MRAPs. For the children.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 09:55 PM (a4/Ug)
Just like they did in 2016.
{crying laughing emoji}
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 09:55 PM (LsH+B)
Posted by: pornhub at December 12, 2019 09:56 PM (ykID5)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 12, 2019 09:56 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 09:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 09:55 PM (jyVW0)
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See, I want to see Ted Cruz breathing fire.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 09:56 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 12, 2019 09:56 PM (GPz65)
The Romans.
The Gauls.
Nords.
Scots.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 09:44 PM (2B9A/
Every tribe, city-state, or nation in Europe has been crushed at least once in the past 2200 years.* Even the Swiss - Caesar beat the hell out of the Helvetii Tribe (a few years before he crushed the Gauls) and the survivors retreated into what is now Switzerland.
*The exception may be the Swedes, but their expeditionary field army was crushed at least once.
Posted by: Gref at December 12, 2019 09:56 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:55 PM (+00Vt)
What they needed was a supermajority plus conservative control of Canada, Australia, and Venezuela, and 9 Supreme Court justices.
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 09:57 PM (LsH+B)
But DeLay didn't. For all his Christian pretensions, DeLay didn't do one thing against Hastert, the evil.
I never could stand DeLay.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 12, 2019 09:57 PM (ykYG2)
https://tinyurl.com/tlgdy33
Posted by: Hollow Log at December 12, 2019 09:58 PM (nhBb/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:55 PM (+00Vt)
What they needed was a supermajority plus conservative control of Canada, Australia, and Venezuela, and 9 Supreme Court justices.
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 09:57 PM (LsH+B)
All held For at least two entire Presidential terms!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 09:59 PM (+00Vt)
It's almost like not voting for communists is good for business or something.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2019 09:59 PM (WsmTT)
...
What
they needed was a supermajority plus conservative control of Canada,
Australia, and Venezuela, and 9 Supreme Court justices.
And 51% of Mare Tranquillitatis.
Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 12, 2019 10:00 PM (ykID5)
Every day gNewt would come in with a new idea how to improve the contract. DeLay controlled and focus Newt on doing what he said he would and not switch around.
You'll notice that Newt has not been that focused since.
Posted by: Hollow Log at December 12, 2019 10:01 PM (nhBb/)
The French revolutionary government stomped them as well.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2019 10:02 PM (WsmTT)
Well - Joe Pa never lifted a finger against Jerry either. But Hell ... plenty still defend him.
A shit pot of folks love to talk about ethics - when its easy.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 10:02 PM (a4/Ug)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 10:03 PM (WI7YS)
Virtually all the European men with measurable testosterone levels left for the various colonies long, long ago. The remainder were slaughtered in WWI and WWII.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2019 10:03 PM (WsmTT)
Well, I saw a lot of people CLAIM that Ryan was smart, but don't recall ever seeing any actual evidence to that effect. Quite the contrary.
When Slow Joe Biden uses you as a punching bag in a debate...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2019 10:05 PM (WsmTT)
My guess is they have the child on Adderall or amphetamine salts to prevent the over anxieties that come with the chromosomal abnormalities that have led to the condition she exhibits. That's pretty common, and actually has some pretty common side effects like weight loss and depression. It can also inhibit growth...giving rise to her child like stature.
Her eyes bat about when she speaks, a common trait in a number of chromosomal abnormalities including a deletion of the 11th or 12th chromosomial post axial genes...these visual elements of chromosome mutations are well known - it almost impossible that her parents aren't aware of her Fisch Array results in this regard.
Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 10:05 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 12, 2019 10:05 PM (WsmTT)
Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 10:06 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: Eromero at December 12, 2019 10:07 PM (UUkQp)
Zod would barter (dons colander-mask) 15 gallons of gasoline for Gretchen Carlson's mouth.
Posted by: Zod at December 12, 2019 09:47 PM (XzT/D)
GC is attractive to look at, sure. But she strikes me as the kind of prig who thinks oral sex is disgusting and anything other than the missionary position is scandalously kinky.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 12, 2019 10:33 PM (eXA4G)
(I might have just revealed that I'm no longer 29...)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 12, 2019 07:59 PM (rWZ8Y)
I loved you in the original "Avengers" series, Mrs. P.
Posted by: StillWaiting at December 13, 2019 03:49 AM (9//Ek)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2019 07:35 AM (Dh1wo)
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