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"Case Agent 1" Was a Major Driver of Fraud and Abuse in Crossfire Hurricane, "Primarily Responsible" for "Most Significant" Abuses, and Yet, Of Course, Remains an FBI Employee
Chuck Ross dryly notes that it's unclear why Case Agent 1 "committed so many errors."
Errors, yeah. UNMASK HIM.The Justice Department inspector general's report on FBI surveillance of the Trump campaign offers a damning assessment of the bureau's handling of the Steele dossier, and its investigation of Carter Page. Among those deemed "primarily responsible" for the "most significant" errors in the investigation is "Case Agent 1."Of course -- they had their list of Ringers and of course they were the first brought in.
The agent, who still works for the FBI, played a key role in several aspects of Crossfire Hurricane, including handling an FBI informant, interviewing a source for the dossier, and applying for warrants to spy on Page. "Case Agent 1" wore many hats during the Trump-Russia investigation. The veteran FBI counterintelligence investigator was a handler for Stefan Halper, a Cambridge academic who met covertly with three Trump campaign advisers 2016. Case Agent 1 opened the case file, known as an Electronic Communication, on Trump campaign adviser Carter Page in August 2016. He was also the main driver at the FBI for surveillance warrants on Page, and he was put in charge of verifying each strand of evidence included in the documents. He interviewed Page, a former Naval officer, five times in March 2017, and also met in January 2017 with Christopher Steele’s main source for information in the infamous Trump dossier.
Case Agent 1 is also one of the main villains in the Justice Department inspector general’s (IG) report on the FBI’s handling of the Trump-Russia probe, known as Crossfire Hurricane. "Case Agent 1 was primarily responsible for some of the most significant errors and omissions in the FISA applications," Michael Horowitz, the inspector general, said in a scathing report laying out a series of missteps in the FBI's handling of Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) applications against Page. Case Agent 1's misdeeds are scattered throughout the inspector general’s (IG) 476-page report. That’s in part because the agent, who is not identified by name, was involved in several aspects of Crossfire Hurricane: opening the case file on Carter Page, handling Halper, filing FISA paperwork, and conducting interviews with investigative targets and witnesses. ...
The agent, who was one of the first FBI agents to join Crossfire Hurricane after it opened on July 31, 2016,
... also withheld information that raised questions about the credibility and reliability of Steele and the veracity of his dossier, which alleged a "well-developed conspiracy of cooperation" between the Trump campaign and Russian government. Case Agent 1's roles converged in mid-August 2016, two weeks after the FBI opened Crossfire Hurricane. The IG report says that on Aug. 11, 2016, the agent met with Halper, whom he had handled as an informant since 2011. On Aug. 15, 2016, the agent raised the idea with others at the FBI of applying for a FISA order on Page. He wrote in an email cited in the IG report that there was a "pretty solid basis" to believe that Page was working as an agent of Russia. The suspicion was based on Page’s past business dealings in Russia, a that Page made to Moscow in early July 2016, and his known interactions years earlier with a Russian intelligence officer. FBI lawyers rejected the request to apply for a FISA, saying that there was not probable to believe Page was a Russian agent.Unmask him. Unmask him. Why are dirty cops framing innocent American citizens permitted anonymity? Unmask him, fire him, and let the vultures take him.
The FBI assessment changed on Sept. 19, 2016, when six memos from Steele found their way to the bureau’s Crossfire Hurricane team. The IG report says that the dossier played a "central and essential" role in resurrecting the FBI push to wiretap Page.
... Horowitz found the Woods File for the Page FISA applications riddled with errors and omissions. It is unclear why Case Agent 1 committed so many errors. Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional. But "we also did not find his explanations for so many significant and repeated failures to be satisfactory," the report said. Horowitz told the Senate Judiciary Committee on Wednesday that he believes the agent still works at the FBI. ...
Perhaps the most egregious omission that Horowitz attributes to Case Agent 1 involves information that one of Steele’s main dossier sources provided agents during interviews in January 2017, shortly after BuzzFeed News published the dossier. According to the IG report, the FBI tracked down and interviewed the source, who is identified in the report only as "Primary Sub-Source." Case Agent 1 interviewed the individual along with other FBI agents and Justice Department attorneys. The source’s statements dealt a significant blow to the dossier’s credibility, but were never divulged to FISA Court judges. "Primary Sub-Source" told FBI agents that Steele's dossier misrepresented and embellished information they provided the former spy about Donald Trump and Carter Page. The source said that the dossier’s most salacious claim -- that the Kremlin had blackmail video of Donald Trump at the Ritz-Carlton in Moscow in 2013 -- was based on "rumor and speculation." Though Steele's dossier said that a source had verified the Trump story with Ritz-Carlton staff, the source told the FBI that they had not confirmed the allegation. The source also showed the FBI text messages which undercut one of the dossier’s most serious allegations against Page: that he discussed a bribe with Igor Sechin, the president of Russian oil giant Rosneft and a Kremlin insider, during a meeting in Moscow in July 2016.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (4+8an)
Such a bold post.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Guzalot at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (4+8an)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (9VeU0)
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Me too Sister!!!
Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Tim at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (MO30/)
Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (M9bB2)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: FBI sycophants at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: X at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (dnWIc)
Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ace of Spades
I always suspected that Ace was a Tibetan Buddhist. And now I have confirmation.
But why would you give this traitor the honor of a "sky burial"?
Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (dSCW/)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (bDqIh)
If someone did this in my department, they would be fired, arrested, and perp walked in front of the media.
But yeah, the FBI is full of top men. Top. Men.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (VWp7G)
Good times, good times.
Burn. It. Down.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (dSCW/)
out of a cannon
into a pile of rusty razor blades.
then dip in lemon juice.
then water board, set on fire, flay, and finally gibbons his ass and leave the body hang until the last bone turns to dust.
as a warning...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (8D42x)
We'll be lucky if the VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!! lawyer that 99.999999% of the voting public can't identify gets his law license revoked for a year.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (rImxe)
Posted by: X
Agent 001. And he has a license to swish.
Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (3bJFi)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (J+mig)
I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (VWp7G)
Oh my!
Posted by: Buttgig at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (6A9Kg)
Posted by: Snoreregard at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM
I'll bring the rail.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: jwest at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (U6f/q)
Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (FhXTo)
Oh wait....EDKH and Whitey's wheelchair got parked ....
Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (M9bB2)
One answer was to hang all four.
I no longer assume any government bureaucrat is innocent...so hang 'em all 'til someone talks.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (nNEcr)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (DaDYr)
Now everybody
Have you heard
If youre in the game
Then the Strzoks the nerd.
Strzok Me Strzok Me
Say youre a winner but man youre a sinner now.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (8XRCm)
Okay. The feds, esp. the FBI, are massively incompetent. So quit appropriating money for them.
WRt the seventeen errors: When a result needs one unlikely incident to be coincident on another unlikely incident, you have a probability which could be said to be "one chance in three". Could be expressed as a fraction. One over three. And if it needs to be on top of another unlikely incident, say one over seven, you are multiplying fractions in a manner of speaking And when you do that, you get to a very small value very rapidly.
The likelihood that seventeen errors all went one way as a matter of random......
Posted by: Richard Aubrey at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (fikzx)
Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (3bJFi)
Trump. Only Trump had the balls to shitcan the corrupt, republic-burning criminal thug.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (dSCW/)
No, Clinesmith is a lawyer (allegedly). He would not be doing agent stuff nor be called an agent.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (PbpT7)
Imagine the liberal outcry over that.
But the full power of the state? No biggie.
Posted by: dan-O at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (tGHTr)
Posted by: Ace of Spades
I always suspected that Ace was a Tibetan Buddhist. And now I have confirmation.
But why would you give this traitor the honor of a "sky burial"?
Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (fK2gX)
I thought sky burials were a tengri thing.
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (7nTlT)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (+KUAH)
In truth, the former president as well but that will never happen.
Hey, has anyone brought up THE question yet? you know: "What did the President know and when dd he know it?"
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (LWu6U)
Eeeewwwwww! What did we ever do to you, Mr. O'Spades, to deserve this?
Posted by: the vultures at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (toKeJ)
And that POS is still gainfully employed. Does the DoJ not know, or not care?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (KUe2f)
is Bruce Ohr at the FBI or is he in the DOJ?
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (PbpT7)
He is not a CIA agent. Not undercover.
Its like the 'Whistle blowjobber'. Why the hell do we STILL not know who it was?
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (LYheq)
And there it is, again.
That's the way it's going to be from now on when Our Betters break the law. Comey covering for Felonia was just the first time. A trial-run, if you will, to see if they'd get away with it. And they did.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (JRaU+)
And there it is, again.
That's the way it's going to be from now on when Our Betters break the law. Comey covering for Felonia was just the first time. A trial-run, if you will, to see if they'd get away with it. And they did.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (U7qMl)
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"We disagree."
-Barr and Durham, the people running an actual criminal probe
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (q80AH)
I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL."
That was fucking awesome. It would be nice to see the DOJ, FBI and State padlocked when the grifters, thieves and incompetents show up to work/steal at their offices one morning.
Burn. It. Down.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (iw59Q)
There has yet to be an equal to those two impenetrable phrases.
Only the African Mama in heaven can answer those questions.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (YOhRS)
out of a cannon
into a pile of rusty razor blades.
then dip in lemon juice.
then water board, set on fire, flay, and finally gibbons his ass and leave the body hang until the last bone turns to dust.
as a warning...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (8D42x)
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Too subtle.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (fK2gX)
I don't get what that's all about.
The left is certain that the Federalist is secretly funded by, I dunno, Cletus in his rusting trailer in Idaho with the Nazi flag out back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (KZzsI)
Oh wait...
Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (M9bB2)
Posted by: White Cat that knocks shit off the counter at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (DaDYr)
I think Bruce Ohr was a DOJ criminal lawyer. Not FBI.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (gjpDJ)
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (KUe2f)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (qC1Sy)
I don't get what that's all about.
The left is certain that the Federalist is secretly funded by, I dunno, Cletus in his rusting trailer in Idaho with the Nazi flag out back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (KZzsI)
Gerd von Cletus?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (zBaqJ)
I don't get what that's all about.
The left is certain that the Federalist is secretly funded by, I dunno, Cletus in his rusting trailer in Idaho with the Nazi flag out back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (KZzsI)\
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They think it's run by Russians. Seriously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (I99aF)
I don't get what that's all about.
...
Who funds Rick Wilson? He doesn't have a steady job -- guest gigs on MSNBC are not a steady job -- he wrote basically a pamphlet that didn't sell that well (and even a bestseller won't pay enough to live on for a year), he's going to Qater-funded junkets, etc.
Where is his money coming from?
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (PbpT7)
But why would you give this traitor the honor of a "sky burial"?
Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (fK2gX)
Make an airtight iron coffin with an oxygen supply.
Build a really large magnetic railgun.
Fire into the sun.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (J+mig)
It also might be that the IG's investigation would be necessary to have the grounds to get rid of him.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (hbTkw)
And after all his malfeasance, he still has not been disbarred. Cripes, even Clinton lost his law license.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (bDqIh)
I'd forgotten about that, which reveals how fucking long it's been between LOLGF vignettes. Thanks for the reminder.
I think that was the night dicknosed Colbert lectured the clapping seals into liking long tall Jimmy after they booed him. Because nothing says top shelf comedy like hectoring the audience.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (y7DUB)
That was fucking awesome. It would be nice to see the DOJ, FBI and State padlocked when the grifters, thieves and incompetents show up to work/steal at their offices one morning.
Burn. It. Down.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (iw59Q)
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Nah. It would be better if they changed the lock on his office door.
I'm pondering over deactivating his keycard, but I think being unable to unlock his office door, and the inability to require anyone to unlock his door would be nice before security comes to escort him out of the building.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (r7Fvf)
You got penis in my mouth!
You got mouth on my penis!
Reese's penis oral cups...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (zBaqJ)
Lawyer speak. Its technically true but grossly misleading. He's saying that about the interviews he did, and the lack of paperwork stating openly and clearly "we did this intentionally because we hate Orange Man." its the kind of argument your kid gives you when you chew them out for using your steak knives to dig in the garden with "this isn't a STEAK knife, I've seen you use it for other things!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (KZzsI)
It's like poor Lisa Page and all her errors. She just kept accidentially sucking Strozk's cock.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (r7Fvf)
________
She had no sexual intent.
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (KUe2f)
Then you crush him and make him turn for a lighter sentence. Work that asshole the way the feds work a low level drug dealer, and don't stop until "not a smidgen" of competence jug-ears is implicated.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (LWu6U)
Preferably, one dermal layer at a time.
Posted by: ShainS
I'll unmask him for you.
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (yQpMk)
On top of their platinum benefits and pensions.
Yay!
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (6A9Kg)
Probably Omydar. Siphoning off some of that sweet, sweet NRO cash.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (VWp7G)
You peasants better fall in line if you know what's good for you.
Posted by: Just Lily at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (f2W/p)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est
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No, he slipped.
Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (4yrpr)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (DaDYr)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (U7qMl)
The sooner we can have laws wherein anyone convicted of these kinds of things gets their pensions confiscated.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Deep State whore Page unintentionally sucked cock, so move on.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (iw59Q)
She may have great Tits, but Ivanka is a fucking liability.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)
Probably Omydar. Siphoning off some of that sweet, sweet NRO cash.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (VWp7G)
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The real question is: Why does Jonah Goldberg still have publishing rights at NRO even though he's got that sweet new gig of his?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (q80AH)
Amen Jane
Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (6XlcD)
It also might be that the IG's investigation would be necessary to have the grounds to get rid of him.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (hbTkw)
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That's the upside of that. Comey was unreachable by the IG because he didn't re-up something and they suspect that was the motivation behind it.
Durham can reach him...and give him a nuggie.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (ptqGC)
Well you had me at wives humiliated. But that might not be what you're talking about.
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (3bJFi)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Lol
Posted by: Lois Lerner at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (ptqGC)
https://thefederalist.com/2019/05/02/new-york-times-admits-
multiple-spies-deployed-against-trump-campaign/
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (PbpT7)
Anything less is masturbation and shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (NvYVF)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)
Can't stand her.
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (6A9Kg)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (VpIIl)
It also might be that the IG's investigation would be necessary to have the grounds to get rid of him.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (hbTkw)
Yeah. Because the IG has all kinds of power to do stuff.
Insert ORLY owl gif here.
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (9VeU0)
What makes it worse is the major players strutting around like they did nothing wrong.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM
If you're talking basketball, more like a license to brick. But I don't think you were talking basketball.
Posted by: Reggie "Body Man" Love at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (I99aF)
Probably Omydar. Siphoning off some of that sweet, sweet NRO cash.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (VWp7G)
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The real question is: Why does Jonah Goldberg still have publishing rights at NRO even though he's got that sweet new gig of his?"
Maybe it's coincidental, but Jonah just turns up there every time the Deep State looks bad and needs a half-assed defense.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (r7Fvf)
You got penis in my mouth!
You got mouth on my penis!
Reese's penis oral cups...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM
LOL. And think how arrogant these pricks are. She's suing! WTF! Most people would be laying in bed with pizza boxes and bottles stacked up in shame. Not her! Govt phones and on Govt time was when she decided to get freaky with Strozk. I mean the volume of texts alone! Yet she's suing. That gal has balls I'll say that. But why did she commit so many errors? We may never know.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (Wnjzh)
The default answer is Paul Singer. Because fuck him with his son's dick.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (3bJFi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)
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Missed it by *that* much.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (3Z6pZ)
Cambridge?
No one remembers Kim Philby?
The Democrats are colluding with Russians obviously.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (6o9mF)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)
Can't stand her.
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids
megadittoes
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Gabriel Metsu at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (Z4rgH)
2 - threaten to fire him and take his pension
3 - make offers to restore upon identification of higher players
4 - prosecute, prosecute and prosecute them until they cry and then prosecute them for crying
Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: mediapostate at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (9U9OA)
Yeah, she's a cancer in the White House, she's exactly the kind of person who we complain about as a wine mom who is low info and thinks with their emotions. I wouldn't be shocked to learn she voted for Hillary.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (3bJFi)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
He's in favor of Brexit, too. Just thought you might like to know.
Pete likes Greta Thunberg though, so the conclusion is that he's just nuts.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (v7jy4)
But. How are her tits?
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (dSCW/)
Good question. It's not like Jonah adds anything to the conversation besides Orange. Man. Bad.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (VWp7G)
It's because it's his syndicated column, which NR subscribes to, putting money in this chunky flunky's hefty-sized pockets.
A friend suggested that National Review probably was too timid and cuckish to cancel their (paid) subscription to this "service."
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (PbpT7)
She reminds Pete of a young boy he once 'researched'.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (dSCW/)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (dSCW/)
A lot more natural than Ivanka's.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (dSCW/)
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Yuge and luxurious?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (3Z6pZ)
Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.
Posted by: Josey Wales at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (Z4rgH)
She may have great Tits, but Ivanka is a fucking liability.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)
Speaking of bewbs, this Hunter King chick on Young and the Restless is hawt.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (ufFY8)
That stuff went on for 400 years.
Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (M9bB2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (VWp7G)
Unmask him, fire him, and let the vultures take him.
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:11 PM
I have too much respect and admiration for vultures to subject them to eating this treasonous SOB's carcass. Leave him for the maggots.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM
Fat chick tits. Big but not gravity defiant by any means.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: mediapostate at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (9U9OA)
I think Steve Bannon is himself a cancer who did a lot of harm to Trump (he was a huge leaker), but I did enjoy Bannon's cutting name for Ivana and Jared: "The Geniuses."
He would always smirk as he referred to "The Geniuses" and their latest ideas.
(Second hand -- I haven't spoken to Bannon pretty much ever. I met him briefly at an Andrew Breitbart party years before Andrew died.)
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (PbpT7)
2 - threaten to fire him and take his pension
3 - make offers to restore upon identification of higher players
4 - prosecute, prosecute and prosecute them until they cry and then prosecute them for crying"
It never gets past 1.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (iw59Q)
Did you know FBI is *supposed* to make errors?
I didn't until I saw Stupidest Senator Hirono's speech that saying, that unlike the 17 major errors the IG Report detailed, the word "spying" implies "they were doing things they weren't supposed to".
So, the one thing that Horowitz's report supports is that doing things they weren't supposed to is NOT what happened at the DOJ.
Yup.
So there you have it WINGERZ! They were SUPPOSED to make those errors! Our Constitution depends on it!
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (dSCW/)
Posted by: Case Agent 1 at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (VP1E6)
But the absence of an innocent explanation for bad conduct is evidence that the conduct was intentional and undertaken for a bad reason
(sorry, too lazy to fight to get a link in here)
Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Josey Wales at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (Z4rgH)
What about fire ants? Bury him up to his neck next to an ant hill. The peaceful, gentle Plains Indians did that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (rP4OC)
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Why us?
Posted by: Maggots at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (3Z6pZ)
someone told me he is "SSA 1," not Case Agent 1.
Not sure what SSA means -- supervisory special agent?
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (PbpT7)
But. How are her tits?
.....
It's not always about the bewbs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (YA914)
Did Andrew invite you over to Park Cars or something?
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (dSCW/)
he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)
Pete's one of those old hippies you kinda can admire though, he's not filled with a passion to load up train cars, he's like Joe Walsh and just wants everyone to be cool, man
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (KZzsI)
Yes. I believe that would be Peter Strzok.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (dSCW/)
Posted by: mediapostate at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (9U9OA)
But the absence of an innocent explanation for bad conduct is evidence that the conduct was intentional and undertaken for a bad reason
(sorry, too lazy to fight to get a link in here)
Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (pYQR/)
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It would help if Paul didn't give every bit of leniency to arguments against Trump.
However, it is interesting to note some NT commentators like Paul (and Kevin Williamson!) calling the Horowitz non-conclusion bullshit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (M9bB2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (YA914)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (R0z7P)
Would you believe it was all just errors?
Would you believe it was an oversight?
Would you believe Agent 1 is a committed leftist who did it all on purpose?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (dSCW/)
I feel kind of bad for her, because she's actually named Tiffany for real.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (KZzsI)
Kevin Williamson can only do so while attacking Trump for Ukraine.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (PbpT7)
He's probably in Cincinnati. All rogue feds are based there, right, Ms. Lerner?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM
comments ace is best ace.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM
The Paolo, he feels this is unnecessary, but he will remain, how do you say, on hand...to comfort the wives after the raids.
Posted by: Paolo at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (ejd/p)
he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)
*iced tea everywhere*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (ptqGC)
>>>Did Andrew invite you over to Park Cars or something?
he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)
I was assuming he invited you to install some shelves for him, but I see I was wrong.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (rP4OC)
Secret case agent man
They've given you a number and taken way your name.
*guitar riff*
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (PbpT7)
Sounds like a lone wolf to me, boss. Rogue agent in the Cincinnati office, some youtuber acting alone. He's the cause of it all.
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (M0u+N)
Kevin Williamson can only do so while attacking Trump for Ukraine.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (PbpT7)
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True, but still.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (q80AH)
"So, Mr. Wray - what exactly are you doing about this mess your agency is in?"
"Promotions and raises for everyone, of course."
"Good job."
Posted by: I Have Questions at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (BvNzB)
I can't give Williamson any credit after all he's done. Sorry.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (dSCW/)
Single player only. No internet connection needed. No loot boxes. Story is fun, and the combat is challenging but not unfair.
Sure, there's no dismemberment for human characters (thanks Disney), but I'm reasonably happy with the way they balanced the combat. You feel powerful, but not overpowered, and if you just try to button mash, you're going to get your butt handed to you.
Probably not going to have a ton of replay value, but I'm happy with what I've gotten for my money and glad to support developers making games like this.
If anyone cares.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (M9bB2)
Anything less is masturbation and shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic."
Exactly, and since this isn't even discussed shows how far gone the United States is as a viable republic. Every day is borrowed time now.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (iw59Q)
The plane has already hit the mountain.
Posted by: The Judge at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (GDjCl)
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (KZzsI)
I fixed it down here anyway
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (9VeU0)
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Me too Sister!!!
Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (8XRCm)
_________
Thanks for the laugh, fixerupper.
Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (KUe2f)
Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (zD38/)
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)
I give this an 8.5. Points off for failing to use "girthy" and "snizz" in this particular sentence.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (NWiLs)
I feel kind of bad for her, because she's actually named Tiffany for real.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (KZzsI)
She could have been named "Cartier", so she ought to count her blessings.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (pNxlR)
He was doing his job -- giving them cover. He didn't have to say anything. Any average adult would have known that asking someone in their positions if they were "biased" was silly and would never get a straight answer. Just as any average adult could have seen from the unanimous pattern of behavior that there WAS bias.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (9t0Zz)
We still do not know anything about who caused the Gold King Mine disaster.
Nothing happened to the Ted Stevens prosecutors.
All that being said, why the hell is an FBI agent's name being redacted in the first place?
I thought these were all public servants what served the public.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: NY Times Editor at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (hQb9S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ripley at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (MxEKc)
Source?
....
Just saying. She might be nice, pleasant to be around, a good mom, a Christian lady, supportive and loyal to a fault.
I could sacrifice a little boobage for those qualities.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (YA914)
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (yQpMk)
One thing you learn as a teacher or a public speaker is that people aren't paying attention, don't really care what you're talking about, and have to have the obvious stated, plainly, and repeatedly to notice and remember.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Johnnybiface at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (hSk36)
>>>We're going straight to 11 are we?
dude that's barely a 5
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (PbpT7)
I thought there would be no math
I'm crying here
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (PbpT7)
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I totally agree. I have little respect for Bannon as anything more than a fellow human being when he reacted to the Trump Tower Meeting (set-up) as "Russian Government".
Don't know what his problem is Corruption or Synapse Misfires. I don't care. I don't regard his judgment after helping the Media overreaction to a Fusion GPS setup--that is SO obviously a setup tha the only reason that it's not KNOWN as a setup is because of the media (including even Fox) wall of silence on the facts.
The *toxic* Russian representatives, whom it was illegal for anybody for the Trump organization to talk to--both went out for an evening with a different co-founder of Fusion GPS. Veselnitskaya went for dinner with Simpson, and the other two went out to the ballet as "old friends".
Bannon is dead to me.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (YOhRS)
'Trump's Popularity Surges as the Nation Learns He May have Obstructed Congress'.
What is Congress's approval ratings right now? Somewhere below crack-whores and grave robbers.
Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (oiNtH)
MSNBC are not a steady job -- he wrote basically a pamphlet that didn't
sell that well (and even a bestseller won't pay enough to live on for a
year), he's going to Qater-funded junkets, etc.
Where is his money coming from?
- - - -
Well, he took that nice trip to Qatar. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (bDqIh)
*Clown Nose On*
...
*Clown Nose Off*
...
Mom - No . Put the nose back on.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (dSCW/)
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (PbpT7)
Kevin Williamson can only do so while attacking Trump for Ukraine.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM
Not too familiar with Williamson. You can tell Mirengoff is slowly, MAYBE coming around, I won't hold my breath. But maybe, but it's killing him. I still don't get how even NT'ers can't stand up against a coup or two of them for that matter. I cannot believe their hate is that strong, apparently it is. Whatever, they are all dead to me.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (hnyx2)
That's "digging up dirt on Joe Biden?"
Give me one legitimate business reason that had nothing to do with his dad being one heartbeat away from the Presidency.
One. Just one reason.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (vPKfA)
Well, I mean, if you put it THAT way
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
I never worked for you. You worked for me.
Part 2 of a double tap.
Satisfying movie for bubble gum.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (o3dyY)
Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM
Yes. As mysterious as the motives of mass killers who shout "Allahu Ackbar!"
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)
What did you think Rocket Man Kim and Trump were talking about?
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (dSCW/)
Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (/RckA)
That means that the leftists' "worst nightmare come true" politicians will, for a brief moment in history at least, be leading all of these countries that the left presumes should rightfully be under their control:
USA -- Donal Trump
UK -- Boris Johnson
Israel -- Benjamin Netanyahu
Brazil -- Jair Bolsanaro
...among several others.
As bad as we feel about things, this state of affairs -- a Mod Squad of right-wing supervillains controlling all the critical countries -- must drive the left to total depression and impotent rage, 24 hours a day. Which is good -- I want a constant stream of cortisol to rot away their amygdalas completely.
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (fK2gX)
I never worked for you. You worked for me.
Part 2 of a double tap.
Satisfying movie for bubble gum.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (o3dyY)
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One twist too many.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (yQpMk)
The whole "if they can do it to Trump they can do it to you" angle makes me sad. Do people need to be told that to care?
One thing you learn as a teacher or a public speaker is that people
aren't paying attention, don't really care what you're talking about,
and have to have the obvious stated, plainly, and repeatedly to notice
and remember.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (KZzsI)
Gah, tell me about it.
*throws computer out the window rather than answer the same help desk ticket for the fiftieth time*
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (dSCW/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: NY Times Editor at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (hQb9S)
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And oddly enough, we can't even blame Obama for "Russian meddling" they can't tie to Trump, because he said, "cut it out". I bet he even delivered it *better* than Dave Coullier!
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: deadrody at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (V9901)
Posted by: Rusty Nail, in Eric Cartman's voice at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (77WPm)
It certainly implied a competence to the CIA that we now know is unwarranted.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (VWp7G)
New York Times Opinion@nytopinion
The tides of anti-Semitism continue to rise higher, and more government action is sorely needed. This week, President Trump took action, but he did as much to stir the waters as he did to settle them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (+y/Ru)
@jsolomonReorts
Reporters got too much wrong on Russia. There was no collusion. Carter Page wasn't a Russian spy. Steele dossier wasn't credible nor confirmed. Surveillance was illegal. FBI wasn't vindicated.
Time for a new type of news outlet. Stay tuned for a big announcement next month.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (VWp7G)
It is appeasement I say and I demand more scalps!!
Posted by: FloridaMan at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (RbeRr)
We rate this FALSE and have demanded the White House provide the figures for this.
Posted by: SNOPES at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (U7qMl)
Don'thca ALL know "You can't yell FIRE in an FBI theatre"...............slapped wrists are greeted with 3 years of therapy and Angst...MAX ANGST...he is a sweetie!!!
I need to be an AGENT an agent of change....bring me my Bustier ........
Posted by: saf at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM
I am going to over rule. He stuck the landing, so I don't care what the Russian judges say. (Holds up an 11 placard)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (r7Fvf)
Gene Siskel's pan of that POS was one of the most hilarious non profanity dissections I've ever watched.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (y7DUB)
Let me guess "what did I just F--in' say??" is not allowed as a response.
She totally had surgery yesterday.
I hope she's recovering well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (KZzsI)
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He's totally useless to me as an ally or an analyst. His seat-of-the-pants reaction to the Trump Tower kerfuffle was...and I think he actually used the word (perhaps not directly) "treason".
As the locals say around here: fuck him.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (YOhRS)
It certainly implied a competence to the CIA that we now know is unwarranted.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (yQpMk)
==========
Charlize Theron taking all those beatings and surviving was more believable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (fK2gX)
Wasn't that Natalie Portman's character?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (ufFY8)
What are they doing to people who aren't President? Who aren't worth billions?
I will never, ever in my lifetime vote on a jury to convict if any part of the evidence came from the FBI.
And neither should you.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (vPKfA)
Good for Solomon. The man is an honest-to-goodness journalist who could do far better than The Hill.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (VWp7G)
Okay sorry about the fat greasy cock line then. I hope she's well.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (PbpT7)
More, please.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM
He read the report and realized he had been appointed and terminated from the AG slot while he was taking a nap.
Posted by: Grimaldi at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (hQb9S)
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (YOhRS)
Bannon is like the precocious ego-intellect who hosts all-night talk session in his dorm room. Remember when he said he was going to "deconstruct the administrative state." Sure thing, Steve.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Oedipus at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (gIwhV)
Wait, there is no banhammer for this opinion?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (VWp7G)
Whoa, now, some of us are ass men.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (NWiLs)
The healing power of ice baths is often overlooked.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (yQpMk)
So heavens no! We can't expect him to be publicly accountable for actions he took when he tried to assist in overthrowing the duly, legally elected President of the Unites States!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (aJkzG)
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (KNsKs)
"Based on previous reporting, here are two likely candidates: Alan Kohler and Stephen Somma."
Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (r7Fvf)
Don't make me sic the East Germans on your ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)
The healing power of ice baths is often overlooked.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (yQpMk)
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There was also the lesbian action. That probably helped.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (7WuAc)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)
I give this an 8.5. Points off for failing to use "girthy" and "snizz" in this particular sentence.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM
The ruling on the field stands. 8.5.
Posted by: AoSHQ Style Manual at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (ejd/p)
out of a cannon
into a pile of rusty razor blades.
then dip in lemon juice.
then water board, set on fire, flay, and finally gibbons his ass and leave the body hang until the last bone turns to dust.
as a warning...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (8D42x)
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Too subtle.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)
I didn't want to get banned...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (8D42x)
.....
I hope she's recovering well.
.....
Agreed.
I appreciate ace following up on the surgery with a shot of petercillin.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (YA914)
That's a funny way to spell "hang, draw and quarter, grind into dust, mix with pig shit, fire into the center of the Sun".
Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (fp3O8)
Let me guess "what did I just F--in' say??" is not allowed as a response.
Not in response to the questioner, no. That doesn't stop me from muttering that under my breath, repeatedly and with malice, every five minutes during peak periods.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (yQpMk)
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And wanted expert advice on the things that can go wrong?
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (YOhRS)
They are all necessary and none of them are sufficient in and of themselves.
Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (HALdu)
"All of this misbehavior, antics, lousy cop work, law breaking corruption, abuse of power and deliberate mishandling of evidence that took place right under my nose when I was the boss is unacceptable!!!"
--Sessionzzz
I defended the guy most of the time while he was in office, because it does genuinely take time to build a case and he was getting other good stuff done. But... dude. Seriously? You were an utter failure and condemning the stuff that happened WHILE YOU WERE BOSS is just pathetic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: AoSHQ Style Manual at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM
Throws out red challenge flag.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (r7Fvf)
Given everything we have seen and learned over the last three years, I don't know whether to believe the Bannon leaking claims or not. The Deep State really, really wanted him out and easily could have railroaded the man.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (iw59Q)
Just funny because that joke goes like that :
You insult someone's Mom.
...
They retort with an empathetic anecdote / tragic tale.
...
Belly Laughs turn into Awful / Shame Laughs.
Only this time it was real.
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (dSCW/)
Posted by: Miklos, honorary Brexiteer at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (toKeJ)
Hey, I have an ass. I have legs. I do not - yet - have bewbs.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)
I give this an 8.5. Points off for failing to use "girthy" and "snizz" in this particular sentence.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM
2.3
Posted by: HI JUDGE at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (rpxSz)
@jsolomonReorts
Reporters got too much wrong on Russia. There was no collusion.
This courtesy we extend that they're reporters is kind of like how we pretend we don't know the whistleblower's name.
The 'reporters' didn't get ANYthing wrong. They investigated nothing and wrote exactly what they were supposed to write. Makes me wonder, too, if plagiarism is a core subject at J-School.
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: Sean at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (uJAhd)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (dSCW/)
This isn't the FBI, it's a fucking flaming clown dumpster fire crashing into a frat house and burning everything to the ground while clowns run around with the hair on fire screaming "impeachment!!"
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (r7Fvf)
That guy puts Carrots IN Chili!
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (dSCW/)
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Just wait until you find out what he does with the crossbows.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (q80AH)
so not much has changed, except she now interrupts more important things, and actually imposes some Manhattan Values into the process. (and she is probably still a playmate of Chelsea, as she promised, can't lose old friends just because they are criminals)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Blog Commenter 1 at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (RD7QR)
Those statement will never compute...hand in your ManBoob card along with your pussy hat!!!
Posted by: saf at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (5IHGB)
If the face is good
and the ass is good
you can work around everything else
even a good personality
Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (rpxSz)
Gene Siskel's pan of that POS was one of the most hilarious non profanity dissections I've ever watched.
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Jay Caruso@JayCaruso
Good Lord. I took the time to read this and what I didn't find was a movie review [of Eastwood's Richard Jewell]. Instead, it was a nearly 2,000-word screed on how this film represents a danger to the free press. It's such balderdash. . . .
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Must we stoop so low as to use language like "b*lderd*sh"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (xkSJa)
The way the system and rules are set up, a FEDGOV employee under investigation would have to either straight up confess or the IG would need documentary proof, such as an email, literally saying," I take these actions because of how biased I am..."
And even when you have a smoking gun email like Strozk and Page's, the IG simply asks him...
IG: we have these emails that are pretty hairy, Peter, they seem to display a substantial amount of bias, are you biased against the President?
Strozk: No.
IG: And there it is, there it is.... Thank you so much Peter, sorry to bother, I'll let myself out.
Apparently, supposition, conjecture, using your fucking ability to critically think and put two and two together, is beyond the scope of the IG.
Blehh!
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (NvYVF)
Yeah, they used to be a lot more focused and interested in only presenting news. however it might harm or upset. Not so much these days.
But who leaked more, Rinse Pubus or Bannon?
I don't know, but I get the impression that Bannon leaked more because he got a charge out of the media quoting him and coming to him for info, made him feel special, plus: drunken rants.
Pubis leaked out of direct hostility and hate of Trump and the desire to destroy him. And most of his leaks were actually lies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (1zXic)
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (1+J19)
Good Lord. I took the time to read this and what I didn't find was a movie review [of Eastwood's Richard Jewell]. Instead, it was a nearly 2,000-word screed on how this film represents a danger to the free press. It's such balderdash. . . .
Wow, Jay Caruso can write things that aren't denunciations of Orange Man Bad? Who knew?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (VWp7G)
Not too familiar with Williamson. You can tell Mirengoff is slowly,
MAYBE coming around, I won't hold my breath. But maybe, but it's killing
him. I still don't get how even NT'ers can't stand up against a coup or
two of them for that matter. I cannot believe their hate is that
strong, apparently it is. Whatever, they are all dead to me.
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It is amazing that Mirengoff even attempts to articulate something 'conservative' as he is in the belly of the beast and has really never interacted with people outside the DC bubble. I think the same about the few Chicago-based commenters here in that even though they are 'moderate' to the point of insanity, at least they know they are missing something.
Putting up with the reflexive DJT slams is difficult, but they do provide valuable insights into the groupthink.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (MIKMs)
Wait, there is no banhammer for this opinion?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM
I think there's something in the ADA allowing the mentally ill to post on blogs without fear of retaliation.
Posted by: Grimaldi at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (hQb9S)
What about..
the face is good.
The ass is good.
And she shares them with EVERYONE.
That one is tricky to work around (unless you ENJOY the shed).
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Blog Commenter 1 at December 12, 2019 01:49 PM (RD7QR)
LOL.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:49 PM (VWp7G)
But this was around the time he was fired and he let a bit of personal pique make a statement that gave the deep press everything they wanted in a statement. (It would piss me off again just to look it up!)
And remember, it's not just an overt reaction that I didn't have, it was *feeding* the press which is part of the Upheavalist front to insist you believe EVERYTHING THEY TELL YOU TO BELIEVE.
Nope, Bannon's a bug-out.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:49 PM (YOhRS)
Someone found him in Qatar, seriously. Might even have been Ace, or shared here. I apologize for not remembering and not properly giving credit.
Posted by: Inogame at December 12, 2019 01:49 PM (ySZHT)
I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL."
That was fucking awesome. It would be nice to see the DOJ, FBI and State padlocked when the grifters, thieves and incompetents show up to work/steal at their offices one morning.
Burn. It. Down.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
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That was nice. In Wray's case, I'll settle for him casually returning to the building after lunch and finding that his card key doesn't work and the guards have strict instructions not to let him in on the orders of the President.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 01:50 PM (/scPm)
Serve covers a lot of ground for one verb.
Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2019 01:50 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (1+J19)
.....
Y'all are so mean to me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (YA914)
Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (RpR4b)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
And security has orders to escort him to the street and rough him up a little
Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (vd8XM)
That was fucking awesome. It would be nice to see the DOJ, FBI and State padlocked when the grifters, thieves and incompetents show up to work/steal at their offices one morning.
Burn. It. Down.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
Would have been even better if he was on an official FBI plane and guy on the tarmac said, you'll have to find your own way home, you're fired and then closed the door.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (r7Fvf)
When Barr issues indictments, I don't want them announced. I want doors kicked in, asses dragged out into the night, wives humiliated, dogs cowering in corners, handcuffs, tasers....and leak to Fox's Hannity, so it can all be televised.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I keep saying, this is the only way anyone who's not keeping up with this is going to believe that crimes were committed. If it's all paperwork and motions and people climbing into black vans on their way out of the courthouse, then it's theoretical. Hypothetical. Up to interpretation. Mere formalities.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (/scPm)
The FBI's Woods Protocol was added in 2002 after then-FBI Director Robert Mueller admitted that exculpatory evidence was repeatedly withheld from the FISA Court.
Another FISA scandal in 2016 involving NSA.
Now this one. How many others?
Posted by: FloridaMan at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (RbeRr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (xkSJa)
I thought that was a convenient coincidence.
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (V7qW2)
This is worth considering. They REALLY hated the man and wanted him gone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (KZzsI)
I don't get what that's all about.
...
Who funds Rick Wilson? He doesn't have a steady job -- guest gigs on MSNBC are not a steady job -- he wrote basically a pamphlet that didn't sell that well (and even a bestseller won't pay enough to live on for a year), he's going to Qater-funded junkets, etc.
Where is his money coming from?
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (PbpT7)
Maybe he's like one of those chicks who gets to party on emirs' yachts in return for...considerations?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM
I don't care if it happened or not.
I WANT to believe.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (I99aF)
Disparage their parentage and drag them in the comments. This is the correct answer.
Posted by: Ayetollah Commentani at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)
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Sounds more like LBJ's style.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM
I don't care if it happened or not.
I WANT to believe.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (I99aF)
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I think that was supposed to be Rex Tillerson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: jsg at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (xfPFu)
Yeah, but that goat costume wasn't cheap and then there's the dry cleaning bills
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (VWp7G)
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It doesn't surprise me. The Faction always reacts to challenges to their power. And right now they advance by the soft power of the media's ability to lie to you about your world.
Right now, they are busy calling what could only amount to *information* from another country "interfering in our election".
Information = interference. Even though the founders insisted that it was a "republic, if we can keep it" with an *informed* citizenry.
McCain-Feingold was all about the primacy of the media's propaganda. And so is "Ukrainian interference".
Letting the voters hear anything outside what the Faction intends, is "interfering" in the election.
I have more to comment on this, but will break here.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (YOhRS)
things, and actually imposes some Manhattan Values into the process.
(and she is probably still a playmate of Chelsea, as she promised, can't
lose old friends just because they are criminals)
Her BFF is Wendi Deng, Rupert Murdoch's ex. Deng had affairs with Tony Blair and google' Eric Schmidt wile married to Murdoch. I would not consider her a good influence or conservative voice in Ivanka's ear.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (VWp7G)
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Richard Jewell NEEDS to be a success.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (q80AH)
This is worth considering. They REALLY hated the man and wanted him gone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (KZzsI)
You mean like Manafort? and Stone?
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Lisa Page at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)
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He had to let him up from the swirlie so he could hear.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (RpR4b)
Just fight the Left. That's all that is required. Fight them openly, clearly, vigorously, relentlessly.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (KZzsI)
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I consider that. I also consider his fit.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (VWp7G)
Also hilarious is their being shocked, shocked that a film is not meticulously exact to the last millisecond factual presentation of events after praising films like JFK and other "based on actual events" nonsense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sean
An extinction event has to start somewhere with someone...
Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (32YRo)
They're doing some advance work on Durham on MSNBC right now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (/scPm)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (aJ83x)
dumpster fire crashing into a frat house and burning everything to the
ground while clowns run around with the hair on fire screaming
"impeachment!!"
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (VpIIl)
And this ^^ is why I love this place.
Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (UUrfE)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (VpIIl)
Also hilarious is their being shocked, shocked that a film is not meticulously exact to the last millisecond factual presentation of events after praising films like JFK and other "based on actual events" nonsense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
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Like Fargo.
But yeah, even the Rotten Tomatoes summary of opinion includes a notice that it's not 100% accurate.
"Richard Jewell simplifies the real-life events that inspired it -- yet still proves that Clint Eastwood remains a skilled filmmaker of admirable economy."
Bombshell, though, does not.
"Bombshell benefits from a terrific cast and a worthy subject, but its impact is muffled by a frustrating inability to go deeper than the sensationalistic surface."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (q80AH)
Richard Jewell
Ruby Ridge
Waco
Anthrax
Hanssen
Fast and Furious
Clinton emails
Steele dossier
Crossfire Hurricane
Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (pYQR/)
And there it is, again.
That's the way it's going to be from now on when Our Betters break the law. Comey covering for Felonia was just the first time. A trial-run, if you will, to see if they'd get away with it. And they did.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (U7qMl)
Again, all the IG can work on is testimony. If the guy doesn't say he did it on purpose, then there is 'no evidence' of intentionality.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM
Gotta cool the sumbitch off, first! Pay off that bank loan. That's the ticket.
Posted by: Jordy Verril at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (I99aF)
Shut it down. Burn it down. Whatever you have to do, just end that whole bureau.
Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (H5x6m)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (vPKfA)
If you think the probability odds are amazing in their work involving Trump world, add back in the Hillary "investigation" and calculate those odds again.
Posted by: jc at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (PuMKG)
Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 01:59 PM (32YRo)
How many of these have Mueller's fingerprints somewhere on them? He was truly the master of disaster.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:59 PM (I99aF)
This is just stupid. Evidence of intent is almost always circumstantial, because most people, even idiots, have the good sense not to confess. The pattern is evidence of intentionality. This is not a Perry Mason-level insight, ffs.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 12, 2019 01:59 PM (ppBhU)
shared here. I apologize for not remembering and not properly giving
credit.
Think it was ace -- and The Rick Wilson tooke something like a 2 week trip there and was tweeting all sorts of fawning things about his travels there. Guess he didn't notice the slave labor, AQ and ISIS funding 'n stuff Qatar does.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)
"I know a lot of people have a huge problem with the acting and the screenplay and I respect that maybe some of the line delivery is shaky and the performances are questionable, but it's all intentional. "
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (JKNZq)
We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.
Richard Jewell
Ruby Ridge
Waco
Anthrax
Hanssen
Fast and Furious
Clinton emails
Steele dossier
Crossfire Hurricane
Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (pYQR/)
Whitey Bulgar
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (5l6gb)
idk, Soros is a usual suspect, but Koch Industries and much of WallStreet wants open borders, American Liberty be damned.
And then there are several thousand "Charitable Foundations" that are really tax shelters run by leftists, to keep their globalist revenue society enriched. These type HUGE entities promote Greta Games, global warming craziness, and any number of the media that will push the right dialogue. They'd probably get Rick Wilson mouthpiece types on the cheap.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (dKm4U)
How many of these have Mueller's fingerprints somewhere on them? He was truly the master of disaster.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:59 PM (I99aF)
But... but... Straight shooter! Above reproach! Decorated Vet!
/spit
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (NgKpN)
Joe Pientka
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (HgMAr)
We can hope
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (HgMAr)
The high water pants are cutting off his circulation to the brain. Also venereal diseases the like of which medical science has never seen contracted through acts that would shock the conscience of a 2-dollar whore. But let's not dwell on that.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (H5x6m)
Yep, justice will be done, like it always is in the good ol' USA. Boy, I sure am glad my tax dollars contribute to all this good, honest government I'm getting. Every time I send in a check I know I'm doing the right thing by keeping this system going.
Posted by: Tim at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (MO30/)
Funny how many of those happened during Democrat presidencies. You can add the Oregon standoff and shooting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (U7qMl)
Ruby Ridge
Waco
Anthrax
Hanssen
Fast and Furious
Clinton emails
Steele dossier
Crossfire Hurricane
Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (pYQR/)
Whitey Bulgar
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (5l6gb)
Bundy Ranch
Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (HgMAr)
All the other problems I have going on down here, and now you want me to take in another fat guy? Can't it wait?
Posted by: Satan at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (FJYfm)
Yes. I believe that would be Peter Strzok.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Strzok certainly was one guy that was on every dirty program - Hillary emails, Crossfire, the insurance policy, Mueller investigation.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (H5x6m)
Posted by: saf at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (5IHGB)
He's always saying that, everyone will tell you.
Posted by: How the Left wing media would cover for ace if he were Joe Biden at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (VpIIl)
Yet, they believe that when Trump said "investigation", Zelensky would *know* to "make up dirt".
This is another Schroedinger's state produced by the media.
1. Biden said he was cleared--by the Ukrainians, even.
2. Ukraine is not corrupt, because Zelensky ran on an anti-corruption platform. In fact, Zelensky can be taken so blameless in that so that Trump can be certified as KNOWING there was no corruption in the Ukraine and that *could* not have been a concern. Thus, when Trump administration maintains he was concerned about Ukrainian corruption, they are undoubtably *lying* (that's the implication by the Dem attorney).
3. The proper state that nobody can suspect Ukraine of dirty dealing implies that if Biden was telling the absolute truth, they would return *nothing* but a clean bill of health.
That would help Trump's re-election how, exactly?
Nobody in the media wants you to think. They present News Reactors so that you get into the pattern of thinking News Reaction is *normal*.
Information IS their enemy. And if it hurts their control, they don't want an informed public.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (YOhRS)
Is there a solar flare or something?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (J+mig)
Kind of goes like this...
We couldn't prove that he intended to murder him.
But we found his gun with his fingerprints on it, and proved that the bullet was fired from his gun.
We will have to leave it up to others to draw their conclusions.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (AGMq9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (U7qMl)
Rene Hardy (31 October 1911 - 12 April 1987) was a member of the French Resistance during World War II. Hardy was born in Mortree, Orne. Having rendered dedicated and valuable service as a member of the resistance group Combat, he was nevertheless suspected of being instrumental in the arrest of Jean Moulin, General Charles Delestraint and other resistants. Despite later being acquitted in two separate trials, those suspicions have never gone away.
Treason Edit
In January 1943 Hardy was seduced by the 20 year-old Lydie Bastien, described by one journalist as a great "French beauty" whose true loyalty was to her German lover, the Gestapo officer Harry Stengritt and Hardy was arrested on 7 June 1943 when he walked into a trap laid by Bastien. Bastien was a devoted to the occult and the philosophy of Frederich Nietzsche, had taken the Gestapo officer Stengritt as her lover and was paid for her work for the Gestapo in the form of gems and diamonds that Stengritt had confiscated from French Jews before deporting them to Auschwitz.[1] In his turn, Stengritt worked for Klaus Barbie, the "Butcher of Lyon". Bastien recalled: "I was already working for the Germans and they told me how to find and get to know Hardy, who I met and seduced at their request".[1] Hardy fell madly in love with her, and Bastien later mentioned: "He was soon obsessed with me. Very quickly he was telling me all his secrets and I had complete access to his secret files."[1] Bastien loathed Hardy and only slept with him out of her loyalty to Strengritt and the diamonds he paid her with.[1] On 7 June 1943, Hardy bought a train ticket and as Bastien remembered: "The fool even thought I was coming with him. I warned the Germans he was on his way. Then Barbie called me to Lyon where they had taken Hardy and I told him that he had no choice. He had to collaborate with Barbie or my parents and myself would be arrested as well."" Faced with the prospect of losing Bastien forever and unaware of her true loyalties or the fact that she secretly hated him, Hardy agreed to start working for Barbie.
When, in 1943, Gestapo officers under the orders of Klaus Barbie stormed the house in Caluire where the French Resistance leadership was secretly meeting, only Hardy was not put in handcuffs. As the seven other men were led away, Hardy successfully made a break for it. The incident seemed suspicious to Raymond Aubrac, who, based on the ease with which the SS had let him go, always remained convinced that Hardy had alerted the Gestapo of their meeting. "From all the Germans with their submachine guns, there were only a couple of scattered shots," Aubrac later stated.
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After the war he was twice tried for treason but not convicted. He becamem a writer, known for Triple Cross (1966), Bitter Victory (1957) and Between Love and Duty (1960).
I stumbled across this because I often read IMDb trivia about old movies I watch and I watched Bitter Victory. (Don't bother.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)
"I know a lot of people have a huge problem with the acting and the screenplay and I respect that maybe some of the line delivery is shaky and the performances are questionable, but it's all intentional. "
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (q80AH)
"It's not stupid, it's advanced!"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (VpIIl)
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I am too, when I say that Jerry Nadler looks like somebody took a mondo dump in Jerry Nadler's pants.
*He* is a pantload.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (YOhRS)
That's the big lie - that this will all get resolved peacefully in a courtroom.
It would be funny, if so many self-styled rational people didn't so fervently believe it.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (a4/Ug)
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (H5x6m)
Not sure Vegas counts as a screw up. I mean, when you do absolutely nothing, is that a screw up, or just abject laziness?
Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (FJYfm)
Yeah they definitely give off an old circus freak show vibe. Or one of those pictures of a coal mining family from deep in the hollar in Tennessee, with the family tree that doesn't branch.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (KZzsI)
And he's quite well known by now.
Oddly, his partner in many of these scandals was a guy who has been kept from the public and is barely known at all but he had at least a big a roll as Strzok.
Joe Pientka.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (kr/v5)
Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (M0u+N)
Hey. We're not supposed to remember the biggest mass-shooting in US history.
Vegas? What's Vegas? Wasn't that the chick that used to be on The View? I know of no Vegas, Bob from the NSC.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM
Everything is fine he
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM HgMAr)
All the other problems I have going on down here, and now you want me to take in another fat guy? Can't it wait?
Posted by: Satan at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (FJYfm)
The prototype
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=spawn+clown&FORM=HDRSC2
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (48RE5)
Is there a solar flare or something?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (J+mig)
California is fine, but then we saved up a lot of electricity from earlier this year!
Posted by: PG&E!!! at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Guy who sez... at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (M9bB2)
"I know a lot of people have a huge problem with the acting and the screenplay and I respect that maybe some of the line delivery is shaky and the performances are questionable, but it's all intentional. "
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I meant to do that.
Posted by: Pee-Wee Herman at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Satan at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (FJYfm)
The Notorious RBG is skinny. Doesn't take up much room. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (aJkzG)
Kind of goes like this...
We couldn't prove that he intended to murder him.
But we found his gun with his fingerprints on it, and proved that the bullet was fired from his gun.
We will have to leave it up to others to draw their conclusions.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (AGMq9)
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And the note "I will kill him" implies "with kindness".
Posted by: Whitewater Hearing Lawyer whose name I forget...something like Regniald Vel Johnson, but NOT Reginal at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (YOhRS)
"I know a lot of people have a huge problem with the acting and the screenplay and I respect that maybe some of the line delivery is shaky and the performances are questionable, but it's all intentional. "
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (q80AH)
"It's not stupid, it's advanced!"
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (KUaJL)
Well there are some movies, like some of the older James Bond movies, which are intentionally tongue in cheek. I could buy that with Jar Jar. The weak lead and atrocious romance arcs, while par for the course in Star Wars, I don't think is intentional.
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (7nTlT)
Las Vegas Mass Shooting "investigation" is another upper decker level disaster.
Also never forget, the FBI blew off reports that Muslim men were hitting up flight schools with the sole learning criteria of taking off, flying the plane and not really interested in landing procedures.
It's all true and detailed in the 911 commission report.
The FIB has been screwing the pooch for a very long time.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (NvYVF)
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)
I could find it in my heart to forgive her while motorboating those bazzooms.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Lisa Page at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (LLUXC)
Posted by: Vanya at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (1CjJc)
But would you still forgive her afterwards?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (aJkzG)
We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.
Richard Jewell
Ruby Ridge
Waco
Anthrax
Hanssen
Fast and Furious
Clinton emails
Steele dossier
Crossfire Hurricane
Bill Ayers
Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (nFwvY)
It's all true and detailed in the 911 commission report.
The FIB has been screwing the pooch for a very long time.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (NvYVF)
They also farted off the Russians' warning re the Tsarnaevs. Too busy investigating Republicans, I guess.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (DXT9A)
And neither should you.
Posted by: RoyalOil
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This. Fruit from a poisoned tree as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Guzalot at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (M9bB2)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
Every day but if it comes to actual bloodletting then Pandora's box has been opened. I have great respect for the many erudite and eloquent voices here but not a single one has that ability to predict the end result of that scenario. If our country goes to war with itself, our enemies will rejoice and those that have forgotten they were our allies will wake up with fear.
Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (RpR4b)
Snodgrass' "Okay sir, I mean if it will help, I guess I...
Asst. FBI Director: Super! Whada team player! Let's hear it for Snodgrass, guys! By the way, Snodgrass, the IG wants to see you asap...
Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (32YRo)
But does she make a good sammich?
Posted by: FrodoB at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (V7laS)
Posted by: Guzalot at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (prSvo)
Yep. Sorry guys, but since you don't record interviews you're forcing me to fall back on your agents' credibility and the credibility of your organization. And, well, you don't have any.
Posted by: Vanya at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Floridachick at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (D+6+2)
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.
Richard Jewell
Ruby Ridge
Waco
Anthrax
Hanssen
Fast and Furious
Clinton emails
Steele dossier
Crossfire Hurricane
Bill Ayers
The MOVE firebombing in Philadelphia that killed 11 and burned down a city block
Posted by: Guzalot at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (M9bB2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
That old Vincent "the chin" Gigante schtick never gets old, I tell ya!
Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (32YRo)
17 documented major errors: Incompetency.
5 investigations into Trump-Russia connection: no facts, but it's STILL "their truth", so that would *suggest* if you can't find *facts* that document conspiracy... Investigatorial incompetency.
.... It is a CONSPIRACY THEORY to not *trust* the IC for their "expert" opinions.
That they were *concerned* about the Steele report is reason enough to suspect that if the "experts" were concerned that there is something there.
But we have all this *documented* evidence of incompetence. Including the vetting of Israel's 9/11 tip-off as well (which is one reason that Bush Jr. didn't want to rely on the IC)
It's a Schroedinger--and *why* would you want the cat dead?
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (M9bB2)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
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Exactly. And own-goalers like Bannon are entirely un-useful.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (M9bB2)
Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (bloh/)
Hoover
Whitey Bulger
LaVoy Finicum
Uranium One
Hanssen
Parkland
Posted by: cool breeze at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (UGKMd)
"We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.
Richard Jewell
Ruby Ridge
Waco
Anthrax
Hanssen
Fast and Furious
Clinton emails
Steele dossier
Crossfire Hurricane
Bill Ayers
The MOVE firebombing in Philadelphia that killed 11 and burned down a city block"
On the other hand our Conference tables are TERRIFIC !
Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (koNhm)
And neither should you.
I don't think I can ever convict in any federal case.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (PbpT7)
And neither should you.
I don't think I can ever convict in any federal case.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (PbpT7)
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What if Strzok is the defendant?
Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (bloh/)
The handling agent and an intelligence analyst found it odd that information was flowing from the FBI to a person paid to provide raw intelligence.
And wouldn't you know it? Case Agent 2's bosses (Strozk and Priestap) somehow failed to remember if they authorized him to share that information.
Priestap laughably suggests it was necessary because Steele had an intelligence background. I guess FBI sources typically don't have intelligence backgrounds so there's no need to share classified information with those particular sources.
p 114-115 of the report
Posted by: jmt at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (I8vjj)
I would sooner believe the Pakistani goatherd who claimed he was just walking around with a hardon and tripped into the goat.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (koNhm)
He ain't on the front lines anymore, but I believe Peter Strzok is still working in the FBI's dungeon. Hopefully swamping the toilets.
Posted by: cpurick at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (nawZ+)
"We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.
Richard Jewell
Ruby Ridge
Waco
Anthrax
Hanssen
Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (koNhm)
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You know, I really didn't like Mmm Bop. But the FBI was right to stand down.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (YOhRS)
They are just trying to cover it up like with the fake "whistleblower."
Someone should ask Mollie Hemingway to find out.
Posted by: Thatch at December 12, 2019 03:32 PM (37XoB)
When in 2015 did the plan to get Trump start?
How many other Obama criminal conspiracies have their been?
Posted by: Goatweed at December 12, 2019 03:39 PM (iR3Gu)
'errors and omissions'
Ok, sorry, but this has to be said:
Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 12, 2019 04:48 PM (T09ml)
If the supervisor exercises bad judgment, innocent people can be destroyed by the attack dog. If the supervisor is malevolently persecuting his perceived enemies, then innocent people will be destroyed. If the prosecutor conspires with the supervisor, then innocent people will go to jail.
Strzok was an attack dog, who was made a supervisor.
Posted by: Nikola's Notion at December 15, 2019 10:29 AM (hrHLc)
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