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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Ernest Meissonier
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Dame!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2019 09:30 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: henry at December 11, 2019 09:31 AM (JMDly)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 09:32 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 11, 2019 09:32 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2019 09:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 09:34 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 11, 2019 09:34 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 09:34 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2019 09:35 AM (t1IEZ)
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2019 09:35 AM (RNCSI)
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2019 09:35 AM (RNCSI)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 11, 2019 09:35 AM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2019 09:36 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 09:36 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2019 09:36 AM (t1IEZ)
Yesterdays art was almost entirely earth tones and someone mentioned that it could use some contrast.
Well, feast your eyes. Like yesterday, much of the background is dark and somewhat muddy and red, but there are a lot more shots of color in the various textile patterns. It offsets the model and makes her stand out, which is probably the point. Her white and blue getup doesn't conflict with room but it makes it very clear that she is not part of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 09:36 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2019 09:36 AM (lK7fO)
Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2019 09:36 AM (7nTlT)
Posted by: mindful webworker - randomly at December 11, 2019 09:37 AM (ECLlc)
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 09:37 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 09:37 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 11, 2019 09:38 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Publius Redux at December 11, 2019 09:38 AM (t1IEZ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2019 09:38 AM (LBnTd)
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2019 09:36 AM (lK7fO)
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Aristocrats. She is not beautiful, but I'll bet she had her share of toadies and sycophants nonetheless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 09:38 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 09:39 AM (BN/jk)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 11, 2019 09:39 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2019 09:38 AM (LBnTd)
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'Tis okay. There are servants for that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 09:39 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 11, 2019 09:39 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 09:40 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 11, 2019 09:40 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Scott at December 11, 2019 09:40 AM (2+wLu)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 11, 2019 09:41 AM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 11, 2019 09:41 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 09:41 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: klaftern at December 11, 2019 09:41 AM (RuIsu)
Half expecting a pig to trot on by.
Posted by: The Man from Athens
"Arnold! Get back here and leave Mrs. Douglas alone!"
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 09:41 AM (BN/jk)
If he's disputing that then the Dems have LESS THAN NOTHING
Posted by: Scott at December 11, 2019 09:42 AM (2+wLu)
Posted by: dantesed at December 11, 2019 09:42 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2019 09:42 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: The Dirtpatch at December 11, 2019 09:42 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2019 09:42 AM (DCYln)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 09:42 AM (Boy/L)
Man, the detail in this one is incredible.
I like her expression. Somewhere between just farted and half drunk, but funny. She has stories to tell!
Posted by: mindful webworker - just like opinions at December 11, 2019 09:43 AM (ECLlc)
Posted by: JTB at December 11, 2019 09:43 AM (7EjX1)
Finally, I like how the plain white dress contrasts with the heavily patterned red background. But the dress's lace trim echos the patterns slightly so that the contrast isn't stark. This is a charming painting. I like it.
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2019 09:43 AM (OyyDO)
Well, I guess so. And for carrying all that excess gown along when she gets out of the chair and moves about. Hope she went to the bathroom before she got dressed and doesn't eat or drink until she's ready to take it off. Maybe they have servants for that too?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2019 09:43 AM (LBnTd)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 09:44 AM (BN/jk)
Posted by: Milton Waddams at December 11, 2019 09:44 AM (OVkb/)
Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2019 09:45 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2019 09:46 AM (OyyDO)
Half expecting a pig to trot on by.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 11, 2019 09:38 AM (QMwOT)
Arnold is still on his paper route.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 09:46 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 11, 2019 09:46 AM (lwiT4)
Speaking of Niven, I ran across The Pink Panther on TMC last night. A) Claudia Cardinale would make an EXCELLENT who dis and B) the car chase scene is top five funniest sequences ever.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 09:46 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 09:47 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 11, 2019 09:47 AM (lMumM)
Posted by: Bert G at December 11, 2019 09:47 AM (Y+/QX)
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2019 09:47 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 11, 2019 09:48 AM (U7qMl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 09:48 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 09:47 AM (BqBId)
This is the ancestor of lace wig spam.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 11, 2019 09:48 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Kris
The Paolo can get them to, how you say, bug out.
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 09:48 AM (vd8XM)
She wishes a bitch would
Posted by: Priapism at December 11, 2019 09:48 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: stumck at December 11, 2019 09:49 AM (w9Wax)
an hour to get that thing rearranged in such a manner as to make it
possible.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 11, 2019 09:48 AM (U7qMl)
Maybe the same way that brides do in their wedding dresses. I ain't tellin.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 11, 2019 09:49 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Kris
The Paolo can get them to, how you say, bug out.
Posted by: Bruce
So do otters.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 09:50 AM (BN/jk)
Maybe the same way that brides do in their wedding dresses. I ain't tellin.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 11, 2019 09:49 AM (lwiT4)
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There's a reason women only wear that dress once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 11, 2019 09:50 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 11, 2019 09:50 AM (U7qMl)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 09:50 AM (BN/jk)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
Velcro
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 09:51 AM (vd8XM)
Jersey City mass shooting suspects identified as David Anderson Francine Graham - NBC
Posted by: henry at December 11, 2019 09:51 AM (JMDly)
There is nothing more horrifying than stupidity in action. - Adlai E. Stevenson
Posted by: SMOD at December 11, 2019 09:51 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2019 09:51 AM (LBnTd)
But it can buy some of the most interesting substitutes.
(Shamelessly stolen from Rhett Butler.)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 09:51 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 09:50 AM (BN/jk)
Kinda like beer, then.
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2019 09:52 AM (X/Pw5)
an hour to get that thing rearranged in such a manner as to make it
possible.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 11, 2019 09:48 AM (U7qMl)
There was a gantry arrangement with which a half dozen ropes were clamped to the hem, raising it up out of harms way.
This resulted in the occupant of the dress being fully encased in the fabric until the efforts were concluded.
Required several assistants to accomplish the task.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 11, 2019 09:52 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 11, 2019 09:49 AM (lwiT4)
If it weren't for the blue, it would look like a wedding dress. I assume it is a summer dress with all the white and lace.
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 09:52 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 11, 2019 09:52 AM (88+cf)
Mine involved three stalls and a set of bridesmaids.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 11, 2019 09:53 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 09:54 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: JimCT at December 11, 2019 09:54 AM (y7UJ1)
Posted by: grammie winger
Ooo, sounds like my wedding night...Hickory Dickory dock...
...Andrew Dice Clay...
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 09:54 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 09:55 AM (U7k5w)
Agreed. But don't forget about Fran Jeffries figure bumping and swaying to "It Had Better Be Tonight" in the ski lodge. Between her and Cardinale they got some pre-teen hormones bubbling.
Posted by: JTB at December 11, 2019 09:56 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 09:56 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: stumck
But it can rent it. Hour at a time.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 09:50 AM (BN/jk)
25 bucks same as downtown
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 09:56 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2019 09:57 AM (LBnTd)
Well, you have to remember that we're talking about European nobility here.
No Habsburg jaw, therefore she's a raving beauty by their standards.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2019 09:57 AM (WsmTT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 09:58 AM (1ISKN)
an hour to get that thing rearranged in such a manner as to make it
possible.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 11, 2019 09:48 AM (U7qMl)
There was a gantry arrangement with which a half dozen ropes were clamped to the hem, raising it up out of harms way.
This resulted in the occupant of the dress being fully encased in the fabric until the efforts were concluded.
Required several assistants to accomplish the task.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 11, 2019 09:52 AM (88+cf)
Reading things like this reaffirm my gratitude for being born a male in the modern day.
If I wuz a chick I'd be one of those pink aired land whales you see here and there.
But I'd still be a 'Ron at heart.
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2019 09:58 AM (RNCSI)
Posted by: Kurt at December 11, 2019 09:58 AM (epWfY)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
They will fool you then, by sneaking up in front of you.
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 09:58 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 09:58 AM (1ISKN)
++++++++++
Otters roam in packs. How do you defend your posterior from the otter you're belling?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 09:58 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 09:59 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 11, 2019 09:59 AM (lwiT4)
And her eyes are not smiling at all...
her expression is somewhat forlorn given that.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 11, 2019 09:59 AM (438dO)
Posted by: grammie winger
Ooo, sounds like my wedding night...Hickory Dickory dock...
...Andrew Dice Clay...
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 09:54 AM (vd8XM)
little boy blue....
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 09:59 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 09:59 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 09:58 AM (1ISKN)
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Otters roam in packs. How do you defend your posterior from the otter you're belling?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 09:58 AM (I2dne)
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Get Mary Pete Buttgiggity to do it. He'll do anything.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:00 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 09:58 AM (1ISKN)
every time a bell rings someone gets surprise anal
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 10:00 AM (JFO2v)
an hour to get that thing rearranged in such a manner as to make it
possible.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 11, 2019 09:48 AM
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The ladies used what we called "party panties" in Civil War reenacting. They were literally crotchless panties so the ladies would not have to completely undress to use the facilities.
They would just hike up the skirt and hold it up and sit down.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2019 10:01 AM (JUOKG)
Wind in her hair and foot peg dragging the ground going around the curve would make her smile.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2019 10:01 AM (LBnTd)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
Surprisingly, not a fan of Life cereal though
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 10:01 AM (vd8XM)
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Until we can find a few Muslims to quote who are in fear of the backlash so we can make that the real and only story.
/s/ The Media
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 11, 2019 10:01 AM (vPKfA)
That face, what's her name, played the mom in Wonderful Life?
Posted by: mindful webworker - randomly at December 11, 2019 09:37 AM (ECLlc)
More like what's her name who played Cagney's Ma in White Heat.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at December 11, 2019 10:01 AM (YqED9)
Servants. Lots of servants.
The Kings of England had a "Groom of the Stool" whose job was to help His Royal Highness take a crap without getting shite on his robes.
The office continued to exist (under the euphemism "Groom of the Stole") until the time of Queen Victoria.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2019 10:01 AM (WsmTT)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:01 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:01 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 11, 2019 09:38 AM (LBnTd)
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Since we're over 100, I here are some Art Thread off-topics.
1) Would make sandwiches. Possibly only out of duty, but you'd be happy watching her make and deliver them nonetheless:
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/375895.php
2) Would probably make sandwiches as a part of an overall seduction effort:
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/374200.php
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:02 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
Something borrowed, something blew.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:02 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
Something borrowed, something blew.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:02 AM (r7Fvf)
he needed the money
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 10:03 AM (JFO2v)
They would just hike up the skirt and hold it up and sit down.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2019 10:01 AM (JUOKG)
Wiping was... problematic at times.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:03 AM (ECrgQ)
morning horde. Chesapeake VA voted last night to become a 2nd amendment CONSTUTIONAL city.
i like that pushback.
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 11, 2019 10:03 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 11, 2019 10:03 AM (lMumM)
even the optimistic side of me says something is wrong here
Posted by: Getcha Pull at December 11, 2019 10:02 AM (NxIci)
Yep, lots of foreign cash in the pockets of political families. Maybe Rush was onto something when he called this international intrigue.
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 10:04 AM (U7k5w)
Oh Piss Boy!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2019 10:04 AM (oT1NJ)
Posted by: Mr. Scott
So they weren't really powdering their nose?
Deceivers!!
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 10:04 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 11, 2019 10:03 AM (8D42x)
Heh, that's what Mayor Pete said.
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2019 10:04 AM (RNCSI)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 11, 2019 10:06 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2019 10:06 AM (U4t4g)
It's cold out, she came to the studio in a fur collared shawl, but it's warm enough in the studio that she needs to fan herself.
The artist probably keeps the studio fire going to make the nude models comfortable.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2019 10:06 AM (wzVKm)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 11, 2019 10:06 AM (lwiT4)
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Why mess with a working model?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:06 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2019 10:07 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at December 11, 2019 10:07 AM (6A9Kg)
Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2019 10:07 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:07 AM (XVuno)
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I suppose they wanted unorthodox, organic coffee.
Posted by: G at December 11, 2019 10:07 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:07 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2019 10:06 AM (wzVKm)
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Roaring fire? Nude models? Elaborate rugs?
Back then, I suppose they called it the "casting divan" but I suspect the same principle applies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:07 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: MJ at December 11, 2019 10:08 AM (gAMkn)
Imagine what Trump's approval would be if the msm was really reporting news like historic unemployment and stock market records being hit literally every week since Trump was sworn in. The economy is literally on fire and we don't see a single word about it in the media. All we see is constant 24/7 attacks on Trump and his policies.
His approval would be well over 65% if they were as unbiased as they claim to be.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2019 10:08 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2019 10:06 AM (wzVKm)
Or encourage the models to get nude. To master the subject, as it were.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:08 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:09 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: klaftern at December 11, 2019 10:09 AM (RuIsu)
*******
Do Not Call Enrollment -- PA Office of Attorney General
*******
For the Pa. Morons
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 10:09 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2019 10:09 AM (U4t4g)
i like that pushback.
I saw a great piece on American Thinker positing that this is 1988/89 for second-wave Communism (aka the international deep state), they just don't know it yet.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:10 AM (ZGrMX)
i like that pushback.
Posted by: SturmToddler
A guy on Facebook had an interesting take on that. Seems all those "2nd Amendment Cities" are only concerned with NEW gun laws.
They are quite willing to keep existing gun laws.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:10 AM (BN/jk)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:10 AM (ZGrMX)
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That I don't doubt.
Whether anyone will shell the Duma is very much in question, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:10 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: klaftern at December 11, 2019 10:10 AM (RuIsu)
How the cucks service the Left today.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 10:11 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: G at December 11, 2019 10:07 AM (5NMZN)
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Unorthodox organic coffee? Is that the brand that civets shit out?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:11 AM (ECrgQ)
Ironically this time it'll be marked by walls going up rather than down, though: ours, and Brexit.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:12 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Bert G at December 11, 2019 10:12 AM (Y+/QX)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:13 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 11, 2019 10:06 AM (lwiT4)
If they've broken a rule or law, I suggest reporting it to MLB.
Posted by: Waaaaaaa!! at December 11, 2019 10:13 AM (6A9Kg)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:11 AM (ECrgQ)
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Kopi luwak is weasel coffee!
Posted by: G at December 11, 2019 10:13 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:12 AM (ZGrMX)
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As it will have to be as nation-states reassert their supremacy.
But the Duma will still probably need to be shelled, alas - it's full of people who assert globalist supremacy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:13 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: catman at December 11, 2019 10:13 AM (4HMlb)
Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2019 10:13 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Waaaaaaa!! at December 11, 2019 10:13 AM (6A9Kg)
Just got off the phone.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 11, 2019 10:14 AM (lwiT4)
Yes. Time Magazine today named Greta Thunderc*nt "Man of the Year" and the deep state "Group of the Year". The media may require some shelling too, or at least some LOLGF learn-to-code.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:14 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2019 10:15 AM (oT1NJ)
Posted by: Waaaaaaa!! at December 11, 2019 10:13 AM (6A9Kg)
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And if they haven't broken any laws, I suggest compiling a sexually explicit dossier full of various lies and then reporting it to the FBI.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:15 AM (I2dne)
Can someone please explain to me how "abuse of power" and "obstruction of Congress" are in any way "narrow"?
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2019 10:15 AM (RNCSI)
Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2019 10:15 AM (wMHPW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 10:15 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2019 10:09 AM (U4t4g)
Lindsey is going off.
He just dropped the hammer on Feinstein and her chinese spy. Now he's naming names.
Sorry for the O/T
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 11, 2019 10:16 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2019 10:16 AM (ZLI7S)
Ageist, racist, and sexist in 3...2...1...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 10:16 AM (Boy/L)
an hour to get that thing rearranged in such a manner as to make it
possible.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 11, 2019 09:48 AM (U7qMl)
Maybe the same way that brides do in their wedding dresses. I ain't tellin.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 11, 2019 09:49 AM (lwiT4)
Ah, sweet mysteries of life!
The daintiness of the fairer sex...
Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2019 10:16 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:14 AM (ZGrMX)
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Seriously? Greta is the best person and the Deep State is the best organization?
Take all of their staff to Versailles. I am pretty sure that if they have no choice but to look at themselves from all angles, their skin suits will shed and they'll melt into the puddles of puss that they actually are.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:16 AM (I2dne)
I guess this confirms they're muzzies.
Posted by: DanMan at December 11, 2019 10:16 AM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:11 AM (ECrgQ)
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Kopi luwak is weasel coffee!
Posted by: G at December 11, 2019 10:13 AM (5NMZN)
I've had that.
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2019 10:16 AM (RNCSI)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at December 11, 2019 10:16 AM (X+a7J)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2019 10:17 AM (x4+7o)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2019 10:17 AM (oT1NJ)
If it takes more than sixty minutes, bingo.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 10:17 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2019 10:17 AM (U4t4g)
Seriously. I couldn't believe it myself.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:18 AM (ZGrMX)
I just want someone to explain to me what Obstruction of Congress is. All I can decipher is it is a fancy term for Coitus Interruptus.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:18 AM (ECrgQ)
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2019 10:18 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2019 10:19 AM (x4+7o)
Can someone please explain to me how "abuse of power" and "obstruction of Congress" are in any way "narrow"?
Posted by: Robert at
Even the least educated of LIV has to think obstructing Schiff Nadler APC, Pelosi and the other idiots in Congress is at least funny, probably insignificant and maybe even a good thing! Lowest approval numbers of any government group?
Dems listened to Tribe and ended up screwing the pooch even more than they would have.
Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2019 10:19 AM (wMHPW)
Seriously. I couldn't believe it myself.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:18 AM (ZGrMX)
Well, in the past, Time named Hitler one year and Stalin another year.
Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2019 10:19 AM (gmo/4)
The daintiness of the fairer sex...
Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2019 10:16 AM (gmo/4)
*Snort*
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:19 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:20 AM (ZGrMX)
Going deep on Sztrok and Page
Horowitz will have to explain why he couldn't find motive
Media will explode
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2019 10:20 AM (U4t4g)
https://tinyurl.com/txbob92
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:20 AM (XVuno)
When you don't grant them access to every damn thing in a separate branch of government.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 10:20 AM (Boy/L)
reason NONE of them have provided a description/name/profile of the
masked shooters.
David Anderson and Francine Graham, Anderson was in the "Black Hebrew Israelite" movement.
Posted by: Bert G at December 11, 2019 10:20 AM (Y+/QX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2019 10:17 AM (oT1NJ)
Well the men are all wearing suits, power ties and their shoes are incredibly well polished while the ladies are looking *snap*fab*snap*u*snap*lous!
Posted by: That dude from Airplane at December 11, 2019 10:20 AM (RNCSI)
Can someone please explain to me how "abuse of power" and "obstruction of Congress" are in any way "narrow"?
Posted by: Robert
They originally had 15 articles.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:20 AM (BN/jk)
"We do feel comfortable that it was a targeted attack on the Jewish kosher deli," Mayor Steven Fulop told reporters,
Posted by: G at December 11, 2019 10:20 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2019 10:20 AM (x4+7o)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2019 10:17 AM (U4t4g)
bUt ThE yAnkEeS ArE buYIng ANoTHer WOrlD seRIeS.
Posted by: Waaaaaaa!! at December 11, 2019 10:20 AM (6A9Kg)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2019 10:09 AM (U4t4g)
Lindsey is going off.
He just dropped the hammer on Feinstein and her chinese spy. Now he's naming names.
Sorry for the O/T
Posted by: Bilwis, Devou
Nice. I love pimp hand Lindsay.
Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2019 10:21 AM (wMHPW)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 10:20 AM (Boy/L)
So... Facebook, then. Okay. Got it.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:21 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: That dude from Airplane
But what about their creases????
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:21 AM (BN/jk)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 11, 2019 10:21 AM (lMumM)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:21 AM (r7Fvf)
The daintiness of the fairer sex...
Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2019 10:16 AM (gmo/4)
Speaking as someone who's cleaned women's restrooms before: daintiness, my ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:21 AM (NWiLs)
He just dropped the hammer on Feinstein and her chinese spy. Now he's naming names.
Is one of those names "Eric Ciaramella"?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:21 AM (ZGrMX)
He just dropped the hammer on Feinstein and her chinese spy. Now he's naming names.
Sorry for the O/T
Posted by: Bilwis
Over 100 comments. Not OT.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:21 AM (BN/jk)
Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2019 10:21 AM (wMHPW)
+++++++++++++
:: goes and checks the calendar ::
Yup, he's up for election in '20.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:22 AM (I2dne)
Media will explode
Posted by: Ignoram
Woot!
Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2019 10:22 AM (wMHPW)
Greta, not so much
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2019 10:22 AM (U4t4g)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2019 10:22 AM (x4+7o)
Posted by: catman at December 11, 2019 10:13 AM (4HMlb)
Le Thunder Bucket?
Posted by: BignJames at December 11, 2019 10:22 AM (X/Pw5)
https://tinyurl.com/txbob92
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:20 AM (XVuno)
How does she look in the dark?
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:22 AM (q1Pj5)
"We do feel comfortable that it was a targeted attack on the Jewish kosher deli," Mayor Steven Fulop told reporters,
Posted by: G at December 11, 2019 10:20 AM (5NMZN)
There are more constructive ways to express dissatisfaction with that lousy pastrami on rye you had.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:22 AM (NWiLs)
It is the basis of our Constitutional Republic.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Archer at December 11, 2019 10:22 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:23 AM (I2dne)
Greta, not so much
Greta was just throwing a tantrum yesterday because she was having no effect on anything. And also because Jair Bolsonaro, the leader of Brazil, called her a spoiled brat.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:23 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:20 AM (BN/jk)
And what were the other 13 like?
Trump Has A Shitty Haircut?
Orange Man Bad?
Daddy Didn't Love Me?
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2019 10:24 AM (RNCSI)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:23 AM (ZGrMX)
+++++++++++
She can take solace in the multi-story-tall mural of her scowling down at the denizens of San Francisco.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:24 AM (I2dne)
she was having no effect on anything. And also because Jair Bolsonaro,
the leader of Brazil, called her a spoiled brat.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:23 AM (ZGrMX)
-----
She persists.
Posted by: G at December 11, 2019 10:24 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2019 10:24 AM (x4+7o)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:24 AM (q1Pj5)
In other news. Time is apparently still in business somehow
Time is in business to destroy Western culture, like pretty much all our media, arts, and even sciences lately.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 11, 2019 10:24 AM (Rarvo)
How surprising.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2019 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)
...
Yoo hoo!
Posted by: Hawaiian judge at December 11, 2019 10:24 AM (6A9Kg)
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2019 10:18 AM (ZLI7S)
=======
Ah, yes.
Star Trek II.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 11, 2019 10:24 AM (q80AH)
Media will
Posted by: Ignoramus
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:25 AM (BN/jk)
Those were the freaks at the Lincoln Memorial during the Indian guy confronting the high school kid outragey outrage. I think they were mocking both the Indian guy and the high school kids.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 11, 2019 10:25 AM (vN4+Q)
Time is in business to destroy Western culture, like pretty much all our media, arts, and even sciences lately.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 11, 2019 10:24 AM (Rarvo)
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They could start with their own printing presses and websites.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 11, 2019 10:25 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 11, 2019 10:25 AM (uGHnY)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:25 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2019 10:25 AM (oT1NJ)
I like the Classical music station, but was irritated when the announcer said about "Time's" Award for
Scoldilocks-Good!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 10:25 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (Rarvo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (KP5rU)
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2019 10:18 AM (ZLI7S)
=======
Ah, yes.
Star Trek II.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 11, 2019 10:24 AM (q80AH)
It was a dark and stormy night . . .
Posted by: Snoopy at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Hawaiian judge at December 11, 2019 10:24 AM (6A9Kg)
++++++++++++++
You only obstruct when whatever you're opposed to is going to limit the government. You don't count.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (I2dne)
I guess this confirms they're muzzies.
Posted by: DanMan at December 11, 2019 10:16 AM (XTiHL)
The MFM is busy photoshopping MAGA hats and Confederate flags on them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (Un9AW)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:21 AM (r7Fvf)
The only time I'm ever aware of the existence of Time is when they announce another idiotic choice for their person of the year.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (Uu+Jp)
I doubt we will see a picture of the "suspect" before this story is buried by the media.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2019 10:24 AM (x4+7o)
Good to know.
Posted by: Caliban at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (QE8X6)
It was a dark and stormy night . . .
Posted by: Snoopy at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (q1Pj5)
========
Ah, yes.
That episode of TNG.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:22 AM (q1Pj5)
See for yourself
https://tinyurl.com/mhyocpt
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:27 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: G at December 11, 2019 10:27 AM (5NMZN)
Nice. I love pimp hand Lindsay.
Posted by: LASue
Can he eat fifty eggs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (aKsyK)
==========
In an hour?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 11, 2019 10:27 AM (q80AH)
Welcome to hump day Horde. Cue camel jokes and smutty cracks. I saw you smile over there. And let's hope the malevolence of the universe finds an outlet elsewhere.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2019 10:27 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 11, 2019 10:28 AM (uGHnY)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
This is probably some sort of reference but it looks like crappy writing to me.
Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2019 10:28 AM (7nTlT)
https://tinyurl.com/mhyocpt
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:27 AM (XVuno)
She's a one!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:28 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 10:28 AM (Boy/L)
with the GOP in charge
Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 10:28 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: LASue
Can he eat fifty eggs?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (aKsyK)
---------
Where's Cruz? He is good with green eggs and ham.
Posted by: G at December 11, 2019 10:28 AM (5NMZN)
Scoldilocks-Good!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 10:25 AM
Scoldilocks. I love that!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:29 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (Uu+Jp)
+++++++++++++
The jig was up in 2008 when they slapped a mirror on the cover and making the person of the year "you" - because you had the good sense to elect The Won.
They also accidentally acknowledged that their magazine is *not* general interest and news, but rather is a propaganda arm. No one should have taken Time seriously after 2008.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:29 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
And they all lived happily ever after.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 10:29 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2019 10:29 AM (U4t4g)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2019 10:29 AM (x4+7o)
I like him.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 10:28 AM (Boy/L)
=========
Really, it's Lindsey 3.0.
He was one thing as a House member, turned into something else in the Senate with McCain, and is now entering phase 3.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 11, 2019 10:29 AM (q80AH)
Star Trek II.
AKA James Horner's one wholly original score. (I kid, I kid, but he did like to quote himself).
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:29 AM (ZGrMX)
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Seventeen times is enemy action.
Posted by: JEM at December 11, 2019 10:29 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
This is probably some sort of reference but it looks like crappy writing to me.
Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2019 10:28 AM (7nTlT)
----
Hordemark Christmas Movie.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:30 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
And they all lived happily ever after.
Posted by: Easy Andy
And the Boston Celtics scored a touchdown!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:30 AM (BN/jk)
Blue ribbons NO buttons and it's held together by Velcronica de Snappenknichers.....
3 TUGS and a burning bush appears................take it from there Paolo,like a Bull in the Ring. Oil of OLAY a must.
Posted by: saf at December 11, 2019 10:30 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 11, 2019 10:29 AM (q80AH)
--------
I thought phase 3 was transitioning. (The second T)
Posted by: G at December 11, 2019 10:30 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 10:30 AM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2019 10:30 AM (oT1NJ)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2019 10:27 AM (RD7QR)
The universe is even worse than the otter when it comes to surprise anal.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (NWiLs)
But, they won't.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (aKsyK)
can he bone Joanne with Gore watching ?
Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 10:30 AM (M0u+N)
Helluva cook, too.
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (vGJY7)
Posted by: The Universe at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (oT1NJ)
Posted by: mediapostate at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (0/r+h)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (U4t4g)
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Seventeen times is enemy action.
I'd be okay with cutting some people up with a laser.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 10:32 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:30 AM (ECrgQ)
We ought to make Hordemark a Thing. Muldoon limericks would make the best damn cards ever.
Posted by: Cato, Deep State Delenda Est at December 11, 2019 10:32 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: The Universe at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (oT1NJ)
I didn't ask to be here, you know.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:32 AM (NWiLs)
3 TUGS and a burning bush appears................take it from there Paolo,like a Bull in the Ring. Oil of OLAY a must.
Posted by: saf
Three rubs and a tug and something starts burning.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:32 AM (BN/jk)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 10:32 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2019 10:32 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (r7Fvf)
++++++++++++++
Let's break it down.
Breakfast is a compound word, consisting of:
Break: To interrupt
Fast: A period without eating
Since we don't eat while sleeping (well, except maybe Nadler), time spent sleeping is a fast.
Therefore, *anything* is breakfast if it's the first food of the day.
If you didn't eat anything before the cookies, the cookies are most definitely breakfast.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM (I2dne)
-
Trump would fvck him up the ass, metaphorically.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (r7Fvf)
Sure. Just dunk them in milk. Health food.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: saf at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (Uu+Jp)
Growing up as a kid I remember my father always referencing Time as "the weekly fiction magazine." He was very aware of what was going on in the media, and raised our consciousness accordingly.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM (H8QX8)
The only time I'm ever aware of the existence of Time is when they announce another idiotic choice for their person of the year.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years
In 2006 the person of the year was YOU.
https://tinyurl.com/ubnufw9
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:30 AM (ECrgQ)
We ought to make Hordemark a Thing. Muldoon limericks would make the best damn cards ever.
Posted by: Cato
We have a couple of Morons that could come up with some great Demotivational posters.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM (BN/jk)
If the House impeachment vote looks like it won't pass, then the R's
should all vote for it and then hold endless hearings exposing the dems
in the Senate.
But, they won't.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (1ISKN)
Graham could've been holding hearings already. Like he said he would after Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2019 10:29 AM (x4+7o)
So Miss Lindsey didn't take xer Midol today, and instead will take it out on someone, anyone, at these hearings.
Posted by: Marybeth at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM (CmURZ)
Posted by: mediapostate at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (0/r+h)
Yet he accomplishes absolutely NOTHING.
It's amazing.
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (r7Fvf)
Oatmeal raisin cookies are an abomination before the Lord. It is written.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10
Don't be stupid.
Grab a slice of chocolate cake instead.
Eggs and milk in a compact and efficient delivery system.
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (RNCSI)
If you didn't eat anything before the cookies, the cookies are most definitely breakfast.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM
My friend thanks you sir. And, oh, there he goes for another. Silly friends. You know how they are.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (r7Fvf)
Chuck needs a lesson on personal space.
Back off Chuck.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM (BN/jk)
This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (NWiLs)
-
Trump would fvck him up the ass, metaphorically.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Hah! Get in line, pal.
Posted by: Mr. Buttplug at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (XVuno)
https://tinyurl.com/ubnufw9
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM (aKsyK)
++++++++++++
Dammit, that's right. It was when YOU swept Dems into congress. I mis-remembered above when I said it was about The Won. Apologies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (cF8AT)
LOL! Look at Grassley listening to Lindsey.
-----
Grassley is the Ginsburg of the Senate though not quite as frail.
Posted by: G at December 11, 2019 10:35 AM (5NMZN)
This is one of those television illusions. Those hearing rooms are actually pretty small.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 10:35 AM (Boy/L)
It's amazing.
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
I'm sick of him and am done with his act.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 10:35 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 10:36 AM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++
Is he shocked, pleased, appalled, or tipping over?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:36 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (r7Fvf)
Sure. Just dunk them in milk. Health food.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM
My "friend" went with coffee. Now wishes milk was available @work.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:36 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 10:36 AM (rpxSz)
I have submitted the prayer list to OregonMuse, but I don't know if I missed the deadline for today. If I did and your request wasn't there please let me know.
Also, I didn't include this on the prayer list, but I want to thank everyone for their prayers for my elderly organist, Jessie, who fell and broke her ankle. She had her surgery but the process of recovery is a long one and you have to use your ankle to play the organ. She is an excellent organist and a sweet soul, and this is one of the things she lives to do-to praise and give glory to God through her music, so continued prayers are appreciated. Thx so much and God bless you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 10:36 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2019 10:36 AM (2Mnv1)
To the tune of Downtown
Listen as Nancy stirs the kool aid vat so lethal
Listen to the screams of all the dying members
No one survives!
So pick up your glasses. The ultimate toast!
You're in Nance town!
Drink with Pelosi
You're in Nance town!
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2019 10:36 AM (U4t4g)
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 10:36 AM (M0u+N)
+++++++++++++
LIES! You're only saying this because Trump can't eat 50 eggs. I could definitely eat 50 eggs. My friend Jerold Nadler routinely eats 50 eggs.
Posted by: Adam Schiff at December 11, 2019 10:37 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:37 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2019 10:37 AM (6mvRv)
It's amazing.
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
I'm sick of him and am done with his act.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 10:35 AM (H8QX
Tough crowd!
Posted by: Kabuki Theatre at December 11, 2019 10:37 AM (6A9Kg)
Posted by: BluesFish at December 11, 2019 10:37 AM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:37 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Marybeth at December 11, 2019 10:37 AM (CmURZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM (NWiLs)
wait wus it a dark and stormy night?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 10:38 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 10:36 AM (M0u+N)
I'm pretty sure I've eaten more than 50 eggs.
Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2019 10:38 AM (7nTlT)
All that dress material was it's own "depends",quicker picker upper class. They wrung it out every weekend and fertilized the lettuce crop with the effluent.
WHAT!! KOLOR is that dress ??? What dress from yonder widow reeks?
Posted by: saf at December 11, 2019 10:38 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2019 10:36 AM (2Mnv1)
Guilty!!!
-the MSM
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 10:38 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Shep at December 11, 2019 10:38 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (OyyDO)
First time I read it I wondered why he liked eating so much cock and thought maybe it was a metaphor.
Turned out I was reading The Picture Of Dorian Gay.
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2019 10:38 AM (RNCSI)
Posted by: Kabuki Theatre at December 11, 2019 10:38 AM (6A9Kg)
until the final report was released. Watergate took 26 months from the
date of the break-in until Nixon resigned.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2019 10:38 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 10:39 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 10:35 AM (H8QX
++++++++++++++
You can probably count on somewhat good behavior this year. He's up for reelection. That said, he also indicated he wouldn't call any "controversial" witnesses during Trump's trial.
So I'm going with sound and fury, etc. etc. But regardless, I am pleased that he's apparently making some good sound bites for the LIVs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:39 AM (I2dne)
Om... Om ...OM........
Posted by: saf at December 11, 2019 10:33 AM (5IHGB)
Don't lose your head.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:39 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: stockyard at December 11, 2019 10:39 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2019 10:40 AM (G0vdT)
I bet the whole schlemiel had one big quick-release button behind the neck. Dress on, dress off.
mom, of mom's friendly robot company, the early years?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 11, 2019 10:40 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:37 AM (q1Pj5)
Sorry, Count de Money, I was going to give you a thumbs up and instead clicked the post button.
Posted by: Marybeth at December 11, 2019 10:40 AM (CmURZ)
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2019 10:40 AM (RNCSI)
The resolution to establish the Watergate Senate select committee passed the Senate 96-0.
Ponder that in the context of 2019 stupid.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 10:40 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2019 10:40 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:41 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2019 10:41 AM (x4+7o)
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2019 10:40 AM (RNCSI)
+++++++++++++
I have to sit next to Nadler. I don't have to imagine it. I have to live it every day.
Posted by: Doug Collins at December 11, 2019 10:41 AM (I2dne)
He is.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2019 10:41 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:41 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Marybeth at December 11, 2019 10:40 AM (CmURZ)
I'll allow it.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at December 11, 2019 10:41 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2019 10:42 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Kabuki Theatre at December 11, 2019 10:42 AM (6A9Kg)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 10:42 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 10:42 AM (1ISKN)
And now we know it was entirely caused by a Deep Stater who was crying over being passed up for promotion.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2019 10:42 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:42 AM (q1Pj5)
Funny that my favorite pron actress is named Lindsay
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2019 10:42 AM (U4t4g)
Depends on how big and what kind of eggs we're talking about?
Posted by: Shep
Used to eat a dozen hard boiled quail eggs at the sushi buffet.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:43 AM (BN/jk)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2019 10:42 AM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++++
I wouldn't. There is a reason why secret courts and star chambers have no place in America.
If you're really worried about it, why don't you go ahead and repeal FISA. Get rid of the Patriot Act while you're at it.
A system that is prone to abuse will be abused. A system that does not exist cannot be abused.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:43 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 11, 2019 10:43 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 10:43 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 10:42 AM (1ISKN)
Okay , how about 50 Peeps? Hmmm?
Posted by: tubal at December 11, 2019 10:43 AM (x4+7o)
Posted by: mediapostate at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (0/r+h)
Yet he accomplishes absolutely NOTHING.
It's amazing.
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
In this case, just for today, Graham is most definitely accomplishing something. He's setting the tone for Senate Republicans and it isn't defending Trump. It's attack and attack hard. I think it's a good thing. Force the Dems to explain all the BS they stacked up and enumerated page by page. Jump up and down on every crooked turn.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 11, 2019 10:44 AM (jp0Bv)
Used to eat a dozen hard boiled quail eggs at the sushi buffet.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:43 AM (BN/jk)
Multiply by the number of visits and you may have eaten hundreds pr thousands.
Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2019 10:44 AM (7nTlT)
-
Didja see the word of the year? The singular "they"; the pronoun for people who don't know whether they're coming or going.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2019 10:44 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2019 10:27 AM (RD7QR)
The universe is even worse than the otter when it comes to surprise anal.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:31 AM (NWiLs)
Right? Some days it feels like the universe is one big otter and you're the surprisee.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2019 10:44 AM (RD7QR)
Definitely a 1.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
Her tits seem to ebb and flow over the years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 10:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2019 10:44 AM (6mvRv)
"Only 2 day old, you eat!"
Posted by: Max Prophet at December 11, 2019 10:45 AM (5kpOR)
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (OyyDO)
I think my book group inflicted that on me. I wasn't shy about expressing my displeasure.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2019 10:45 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 10:35 AM (H8QX
As EVERYONE should be.
His office should be FLOODED with calls as to why he's doing NOTHING when he has the actual power to DO SOMETHING.
Where's AllenG?
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2019 10:45 AM (cF8AT)
Definitely a 1.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
Her mom was Jane Mansfield
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 10:45 AM (JFO2v)
********
IG Michael Horowitz Testifies on "Crossfire Hurricane" Investigation -- Opening Statement Released
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 10:45 AM (BqBId)
Definitely a 1.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
Her mom was Jane Mansfield
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 10:45 AM
Both are stunning IMHO.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:45 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:45 AM (q1Pj5)
________________
Absolutely. They contain all the major food groups: butter, sugar, oats, shriveled-up grapes You're good to go!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2019 10:46 AM (k4dH2)
Put these fuckers in jail you dumb hillbilly.
Posted by: jwest at December 11, 2019 10:47 AM (U6f/q)
Posted by: jhawk90 at December 11, 2019 10:47 AM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 10:47 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:45 AM (q1Pj5)
++++++++++++
Fix it by repealing the various pieces of enabling legislation that permitted the rise of the deep state by abdicating the power of the Congress to the executive under the guise of "regulation."
Or does Congress not have the balls to assert its constitutional authority?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:47 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: FrodoB at December 11, 2019 10:48 AM (V7laS)
Posted by: WisRich at December 11, 2019 10:48 AM (G0vdT)
53 Republicans voted for him.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 10:48 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Peter Buttigag at December 11, 2019 10:48 AM (88+cf)
legislation that permitted the rise of the deep state by abdicating the
power of the Congress to the executive under the guise of "regulation."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:47 AM (I2dne)
This too!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:48 AM (q1Pj5)
_____________
That happens to women who have kids, breastfeed them, go on diets because their t.v. contract requires them to be within certain weight parameters, etc.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2019 10:49 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 10:49 AM (BqBId)
Definitely a 1.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
Her brother Mickey is my neighbor in Hollywood. He runs a plant/florist shop on the corner of Fountain and Sycamore. Very friendly, hard-working guy.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 10:49 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 11, 2019 10:44 AM (jp0Bv)
MANY laws were broken by the Owebama administration, yet he did nothing. He has the POWER to do something, yet, nothing.
He just bloviates. He's an annoying fuck that like to make everyone think he's angry and passionate. Guess what. If you see a man fucking your wife in the ass and you get all angry and stompy, yet never actually tell the guy you'll DO something about it, I'm betting the pounding will continue. For life.
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 10:49 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 10:47 AM (2DOZq)
+++++++++++
Not Sponge, but here's a very short list.
1) Get on camera and berate the bad actors constantly on every network he can get on. Use the power of his position to bully the bad actors and plant the appropriate seeds in people's minds.
2) Investigate, subpoena, and expose. Everyone he can put his hands on. Do so publicly.
3) Start sponsoring legislation to repeal the laws that made this crap possible. Hammer on it. Advocate for it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:49 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Max Prophet at December 11, 2019 10:49 AM (5kpOR)
I guess that's one thing he doesn't have in common with Hitler- being Time's man of the year I mean.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 11, 2019 10:49 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 10:49 AM (2DOZq)
"Only 2 day old, you eat!"
Posted by: Max Prophet
Not this place. Always fresh. Consistently receives 5 stars. They sit on an expensive "restaurant row" in a high dollar area where most restaurants don't last 6 months. It's been said, that if you can make it on Addison's restaurant row, you can make it anywhere in the US.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:49 AM (BN/jk)
Posted by: Peter Buttigag at December 11, 2019 10:48 AM (88+cf)
and hold millions of swimmers!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 10:49 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Peter Buttigag at December 11, 2019 10:48 AM (88+cf)
And then fire them out machine gun style?
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2019 10:50 AM (RNCSI)
It's rife with psychotics who think they are starring in a Clancy novel.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 10:50 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 10:50 AM (rpxSz)
He just bloviates. He's an annoying fuck that like to make everyone think he's angry and passionate. Guess what. If you see a man fucking your wife in the ass and you get all angry and stompy, yet never actually tell the guy you'll DO something about it, I'm betting the pounding will continue. For life.
Posted by: Sponge
So he's another Trey Gowdy?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:51 AM (BN/jk)
Posted by: Marybeth at December 11, 2019 10:40 AM (CmURZ)
Thank you!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:51 AM (q1Pj5)
It's rife with psychotics who think they are starring in a Clancy novel.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 10:50 AM (Boy/L)
===========
They're actually the saddest parts of a Le Carre novel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 11, 2019 10:51 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:51 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 10:51 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Max Prophet at December 11, 2019 10:49 AM (5kpOR)
+++++++++++++
I disagree. If the government were rife with corruption, it could be fixed. I think that the government has transformed and *become* corruption.
You are not "rife with DNA" - DNA is essential to your very being. So it is with the government and corruption.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:51 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2019 10:52 AM (6XlcD)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 10:52 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2019 10:52 AM (aJkzG)
I was pleased.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 10:52 AM (Boy/L)
No.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2019 10:52 AM (ZLI7S)
********
Helpful hint, STOP GOING THERE
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 10:52 AM (BqBId)
No.
Thanks... I thought as much...
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2019 10:53 AM (6XlcD)
Oh no, he did worse than nothing: HE FUCKING TOOK IMPEACHMENT OFF THE FUCKING TABLE.
I would call that "enabling".
And I will never forgive it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 11, 2019 10:53 AM (Rvlwi)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2019 10:53 AM (aJkzG)
"Only 2 day old, you eat!"
Posted by: Max Prophet
Not this place. Always fresh. Consistently receives 5 stars. They sit on an expensive "restaurant row" in a high dollar area where most restaurants don't last 6 months. It's been said, that if you can make it on Addison's restaurant row, you can make it anywhere in the US.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:49 AM (BN/jk)
But do they have Ono?
Posted by: Max Prophet at December 11, 2019 10:53 AM (5kpOR)
This resulted in the occupant of the dress being fully encased in the fabric until the efforts were concluded.---
'Okay, I'm done now. Hello? Anyone there?'
Posted by: FrodoB at December 11, 2019 10:53 AM (V7laS)
You are not "rife with DNA" - DNA is essential to your very being. So it is with the government and corruption.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Good point.
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:53 AM (BN/jk)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2019 10:53 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:26 AM
It's not quite Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fiction Contest material, but you're getting there.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2019 10:53 AM (ejd/p)
********
Helpful hint, STOP GOING THERE
********
That place makes the eyeores here look like Mr. Positive
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 10:53 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 10:52 AM
I tried one in a bar once. Once. Still could never get myself to try the pickeled pigs feet.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:54 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 10:47 AM (2DOZq)
Something. He has the power to do something, other than "passionate words."
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Most the time it's pretty good... It's taken a defeatest attitude lately
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2019 10:54 AM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 10:54 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 11, 2019 10:54 AM (Vugy1)
*******
Wild Irish Rose
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 10:51 AM (BqBId)
Southern Comfort
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:55 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Max Prophet at December 11, 2019 10:53 AM (5kpOR)
I'm busy right now.
Posted by: Yoko painted like a banana and duct taped to a wall at December 11, 2019 10:55 AM (RNCSI)
And I wish the taxpayers weren't on the hook for those fucks at the FBI. I want to see Comey, McCabe and the rest to pay. I want them living in poverty instead of their safe upper class lifestyle paid in part by us.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 11, 2019 10:55 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: FrodoB at December 11, 2019 10:53 AM (V7laS)
They're on break.
Posted by: Groom of the Stool Local 549 at December 11, 2019 10:55 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 10:51 AM (r7Fvf)
---------
Minus 5 south of the MN river, looks like snow heading in tonight and wfh tomorrow - woo hoo. This is our first full winter in our new place. Apparently there is much debate about what constitutes an inch and a half of snow between the residents and the association.
Posted by: jhawk90 at December 11, 2019 10:55 AM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: Yoko painted like a banana and duct taped to a wall at December 11, 2019 10:55 AM
Me too.
Posted by: Appolo at December 11, 2019 10:56 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2019 10:34 AM (OyyDO)
I think my book group inflicted that on me. I wasn't shy about expressing my displeasure.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2019 10:45 AM (y7DUB)
Should I even bother with Wilde's other novels, or is it more of same... unpleasant people I would never hang out with in life monologue-ing for long paragraphs about incoherent philosophies just to hear themselves talk?
Too bad too. The overall plot concept was interesting.
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2019 10:56 AM (OyyDO)
Pro tip - don't bend over while belling the otter.
Posted by: FrodoB at December 11, 2019 10:56 AM (V7laS)
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 10:56 AM (M0u+N)
*******
actually No Mr Publix Store Manager said when Bill Barr hired as AG & still till now he is a Deep Stater . You would be better off follow Twatter accounts & if you can stand some of the sludge idiots put on the qresearch board on 8Kun
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 10:56 AM (BqBId)
Good morning, everyone.
Lisa Page is pouncing with a lawsuit on the DOJ for publicizing her text messages.
Congress is doing fuck-all about being perjured to.
The judiciary is doing the same about lies submitted to the FISA court.
I'm taking Lisa Page's side. And I hope she gets a gig on CNN and beats the shyt out of the government. The little masochists deserve it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2019 10:56 AM (M9ntN)
It was Flavor-Ade, okay? FLAVOR-ADE!
(Still fighting a long-lost battle for truth.)
Posted by: Kool-Ade™ pitcher crashing through wall at December 11, 2019 10:56 AM (ECLlc)
Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of
people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small
farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
Posted by: Insomniac
Ghostwriting for a certain beagle?
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 11, 2019 10:57 AM (Rvlwi)
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 10:57 AM (M0u+N)
Lindsey is screwing up.
His focus is to "make sure this never happens again". He wants to write some new laws, that democrats will ignore.
He should be saying that he wants to put the fuckers who broke the law in jail.
Fuck.
Posted by: jwest at December 11, 2019 10:57 AM (U6f/q)
********
UGH I drank a pint & a half of that one night as a 20 year old & to this day get the dry heaves when I smell it
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 10:57 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 10:52 AM
They had vacuum sealed eggs hanging on a rack at a gas station in China.
Did not try.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 11, 2019 10:57 AM (88+cf)
His focus is to "make sure this never happens again". He wants to write some new laws, that democrats will ignore.
If it's a Dem President it won't happen
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2019 10:58 AM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 10:58 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:51 AM (BN/jk)
Seems like it.
He got on the air and basically blamed the voters for this situation and he can't do anything. It's up to the voters to vote these people out.
I seemed to thing that the Judiciary Committee he was on had POWER to actually DO things. But no, it seems only Democrats can do things and Lindsey's job is to be FRIENDS with them while they do it.
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at December 11, 2019 10:58 AM (7G6Xa)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I barely beat the monkey this morning.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2019 10:58 AM (axyOa)
*********
Friendly little hint, Senators can not indict or arrest anyone
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 10:58 AM (BqBId)
Did not try.
Posted by: Roland THTG at December 11, 2019 10:57 AM (88+cf)
+++++++++++++
My work has peeled hard-boiled eggs in little packages in the fridges. They're good. They have a short shelf life (they're just cooked eggs packed in nitrogen with a bit of saline) but are a decent product.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 10:58 AM (I2dne)
He should be saying that he wants to put the fuckers who broke the law in jail.
Fuck.
Posted by: jwest at December 11, 2019
Shhhhh.
Posted by: Kabuki Theatre at December 11, 2019 10:58 AM (6A9Kg)
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 10:57 AM (M0u+N)
It tolls for thee.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:59 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 10:57 AM (M0u+N)
++++++++++++
It tolls for me. But I like surprises.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at December 11, 2019 10:59 AM (I2dne)
Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed.
Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of
people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small
farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
Posted by: Insomniac
Ghostwriting for a certain beagle?
Obama is writing another story about his imagined youth?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2019 11:00 AM (aJkzG)
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 10:57 AM (M0u+N)
It tolls for thee.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2019 10:59 AM (NWiLs)
Look, I'm not ringing any bells, okay?
Posted by: That surprising river otter at December 11, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR)
still till now he is a Deep Stater . You would be better off
follow Twatter accounts if you can stand some of the sludge idiots
put on the qresearch board on 8Kun
This is getting super old. You think the people here that go to the treehouse once in a while can't discern fact from fiction, or whether sundance is being an eyeore, or too positive, on any particular? Holy shit, man, we get it, you hate sundance, can you maybe just stop with the one-note song? Frankly I don't give a fuck about your opinion of that site and the people there.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 11, 2019 11:00 AM (jjaLl)
Too bad too. The overall plot concept was interesting.
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2019 10:56 AM (OyyDO)
I don't know because life's too short to play "let's see if this one is better" for writers who piss me off. That also applies to Gertrude Stein.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2019 11:00 AM (y7DUB)
Did I miss anything good?
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2019 11:00 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: ... at December 11, 2019 11:00 AM (dn4zC)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2019 11:00 AM (6XlcD)
Lindsey can't do that. But John Durham can. That tweet after the report dropped was no accident.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 11:01 AM (Boy/L)
Oberlin College lost a legal challenge to unseal the Facebook postings of one of the Gibson family. A member of the family who was not even part of the legal case.
So these Cleveland media outlets next sought to unseal these postings.
Gibson's legal team noted in their opposition to this latest attempt at legal doxxing that these same media outlets for ten years had as one of their legal analysts one of Oberlin College's hired legal guns.
The media outlets have responded and have failed to even mention this possible evidence of collusion.
Source: Legal Insurrection
https://preview.tinyurl.com/r7lsgjx
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2019 11:01 AM (ahnZf)
Posted by: The Otter at December 11, 2019 11:01 AM (5kpOR)
stars. They sit on an expensive "restaurant row" in a high dollar area
where most restaurants don't last 6 months. It's been said, that if you
can make it on Addison's restaurant row, you can make it anywhere in the
US.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 10:49 AM
---
One of these days I have to go there. The wife absolutely loves sushi.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2019 11:01 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2019 11:00 AM (y7DUB)
++++++++++
Can I interest you in my poetry?
Posted by: Robert Francis O'Rourke at December 11, 2019 11:01 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Captain Hate
That's Russian writers for me.
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (M0u+N)
Posted by: jhawk90 at December 11, 2019 10:55 AM
Congrats on the new place! Bummer when a high of 20 gets you excited eh?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (r7Fvf)
*******
I don't hate anyone I don't know ! But thanks for trying ! I am sure you love it there
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (6XlcD)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (Vugy1)
Should I even bother with Wilde's other novels
Posted by: Kris
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No. Wilde had moments of brilliance, but much of his prose fiction was just humans enacting his philosophical explorations, not interesting plots with actual characters of complex psychology. His more obscure works are deservedly so.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (M9ntN)
If I want fatalistic angst, I'll just watch the Braves in the playoffs again.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 11:03 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (6XlcD)
To be seen by 4 people.
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Lindsey can't do that. But John Durham can. That tweet after the report dropped was no accident.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 11:01 AM (Boy/L)
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As a member of Congress, he has certain powers of lawmaking and very little over putting people in jail.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 11, 2019 11:03 AM (q80AH)
It's not a bad idea to cook the shit out of everything.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 11:03 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (Vugy1)
But he SURE plays a MEAN pinball.
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (Vugy1)
+++++++++++
Horowitz: https://tinyurl.com/tnst2jk
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 11:03 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2019 11:04 AM (ahnZf)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (Vugy1)
But he SURE plays a MEAN pinball.
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 11:03 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
Beat me to it!
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 11:04 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Robert at December 11, 2019 11:04 AM (RNCSI)
horowitz is deaf, dumb & blind.
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (Vugy1)
But he SURE plays a MEAN pinball.
Posted by: Sponge
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haha, thanks for that!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2019 11:04 AM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 11, 2019 11:05 AM (N4r5a)
Lindsey can't do that.
He can certainly say it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2019 11:05 AM (oT1NJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2019 11:05 AM (ahnZf)
Then, if I don't have filters on, there's the nude and pr0n shots. Funny thing. I searched on some gal mentioned upthread, then a different gal, and I noticed full-frontal shots of both gals, who apparently had identical bodies! Weird!
What we have to suffer in the name of Art.
Posted by: mindful webworker in the city at December 11, 2019 11:05 AM (ECLlc)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 11:05 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM
Fen referred to her as Scoldilocks. I love that. LOL. Well at least 23 people waiting for their root canal will know who she is.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 11:05 AM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 11, 2019 11:05 AM (U4t4g)
Never ever buy Wal-Mart or convenience store sushi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2019 11:04 AM (ahnZf)
So Anna, any tips on WHY Wal-Mart sushi is a no-no?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2019 11:05 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (Vugy1)
he's just a junior member of the DEEP State club
Posted by: It's me donna at December 11, 2019 11:06 AM (6XlcD)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (Vugy1)
But he SURE plays a MEAN pinball.
Posted by: Sponge
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haha, thanks for that!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2019 11:04 AM (M9ntN)
Ditto. Best part of the rock opera Tommy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 11:06 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
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This is a new development for government in general, for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 11, 2019 11:06 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (BqBId)
Then I take it we won't have to read you whining and yapping about "The Publix Whatever Manager" anymore? Because that's all I really want for Christmas.... oh, and the "Thanks for trying" was so cute! Really put me in my place!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 11, 2019 11:06 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
+++++++++++
You just described the government - also known as "The World's Richest and Most Powerful Junior High School Mean Girls' Club"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 11:06 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Kris at December 11, 2019 11:07 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 11:05 AM (2DOZq)
Oscar Wilde would have been screamingly funny if he were a Twitter figure. As a novelist, not so much. (The Importance of Being Earnest is pretty funny, though.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2019 11:07 AM (RD7QR)
OH for fuck sake.. Greta Thornintheside is Times person of the year
Posted by: It's me donna
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Good. Let them hasten their own demise.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2019 11:07 AM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2019 11:05 AM (oT1NJ)
*******
so other than satisfying your anger what does it do? Nothing
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 11:07 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2019 11:04 AM (M9ntN)
I help where I can.
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)
David Anderson was a one-time follower of the Black Hebrew Israelites, a group whose members believe they are ancient Israelites' true descendants. Francine Graham met him -- and then turned into a 'dark person,' her neighbor says
https://bit.ly/36pyUJ9
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Sounds like some sort of radical Sammy Davis Jr. cult.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 11, 2019 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)
OH for fuck sake.. Greta Thornintheside is Times person of the year
Posted by: It's me donna
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Good. Let them hasten their own demise.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2019 11:07 AM (M9ntN)
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So, you're saying that they're running out of...time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 11, 2019 11:07 AM (q80AH)
what's this all about? it links to internet search page.
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 11, 2019 11:07 AM (Vugy1)
What was really disgusting was finding in a buggy an empty sushi platter one day. It was sushi that was marked down because it was old. I hope they needed a stomach pump.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2019 11:08 AM (ahnZf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 11:08 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: mindful webworker in the city at December 11, 2019 11:05 AM (ECLlc)
You're doing yeoman's work. Muchyo grassyass.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 11, 2019 11:08 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2019 11:05 AM (oT1NJ)
*******
so other than satisfying your anger what does it do? Nothing
It helps to establish the counter narrative.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2019 11:08 AM (oT1NJ)
Not at all. If you really listen to what he is saying he is describing and FBI and DOJ with incredibly lenient rules for starting surveillance and investigations.
Basically, under the current rules, they can do whatever the hell they want to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2019 11:08 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 11:08 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 11:04 AM (BqBId)
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead.
He put the gun up to my head and this is what he said.....
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 11, 2019 11:07 AM (Vugy1)
Went to a Sgt. Schultz gif for me. Try again.
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2019 11:09 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 11, 2019 11:03 AM
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Yep all he can do is refer people to DOJ like he has done many times, especially during the Kavanaugh hearings.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2019 11:09 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 11:09 AM (I2dne)
David Anderson was a one-time follower of the Black Hebrew Israelites, a group whose members believe they are ancient Israelites' true descendants. Francine Graham met him -- and then turned into a 'dark person,' her neighbor says
******
Yahweh Bin Yahweh had a show on at like 5 AM in Sunday Morning, when We had Keg parties the Hardcores there would watch just to laugh
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 11, 2019 11:09 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2019 11:09 AM
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Pretty sure that was the point.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2019 11:10 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 11:05 AM (2DOZq)
Yes to this.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 11, 2019 11:10 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 11, 2019 11:10 AM (ECrgQ)
(The Importance of Being Earnest is pretty funny, though.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
It was the best one of the Ernest movies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 11, 2019 11:10 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 11, 2019 11:10 AM (Vugy1)
You ain't the only one.
Posted by: ... at December 11, 2019 11:11 AM (7A523)
What was really disgusting was finding in a buggy an empty sushi platter one day. It was sushi that was marked down because it was old. I hope they needed a stomach pump.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2019 11:08 AM (ahnZf)
I hate people who eat in the store. We're talking "all I can do to keep myself from slapping it out of their hands and calling them undisciplined idjits raised by wolves" hate.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2019 11:11 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2019 11:12 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 11, 2019 11:08 AM (I2dne)
Hogan's Heroes was greatness.
Having dumped pay TV, MeTV runs 2 episodes every weeknight. I'm lovin it.
Posted by: Sponge at December 11, 2019 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bluebell at December 11, 2019 11:12 AM (v7HSy)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 11, 2019 11:12 AM (DI/ar)
Chris Christie is the guest, and he's letting the coven lie, make up "facts," and make their viewing audience even dumber than they initially were.
He's not correcting a single, damned thing they're saying about Trump and our "democracy" and his "destroying of our Constitution."
Apparently, Clinton was impeached because he "just had an affair," not because he lied under oath.
Jeebus. And now I need a shower and brain bleach.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2019 11:12 AM (ptqGC)
So, you're saying that they're running out of...time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz
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I'm waiting for last the issue of Time. The next week, City Journal's cover will show the last issue of Time with an X drawn across it in blood.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 11, 2019 11:12 AM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2019 11:10 AM (JUOKG)
Yes, I was just telling her what I saw at the link.
Posted by: Tami at December 11, 2019 11:12 AM (cF8AT)
This will disappear from the news within a day.
But the knock on effects of the gun grabbers, especially that cunt Murphy will last a long time.
Posted by: Fuller Brush Salesman at December 11, 2019 11:13 AM (NkeJ4)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 11:02 AM (r7Fvf)
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Yeah it's kind of sick, taking out the dog in February thinking wow this is all right, and finding out it's 20.
Posted by: jhawk90 at December 11, 2019 11:13 AM (Xvo1a)
You are not "rife with DNA" - DNA is essential to your very being. So it is with the government and corruption.
yeah, yeah. next you're going to say that "probiotic" *isn't* just a fancy way of saying "bacteria-infested".
Posted by: Anachronda at December 11, 2019 11:14 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - directly at December 11, 2019 11:16 AM (ECLlc)
Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2019 11:41 AM (Pqytn)
where most restaurants don't last 6 months.
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"The rent's too damned high."
Posted by: G at December 11, 2019 12:13 PM (5NMZN)
"all I can do to keep myself from slapping it out of their hands and
calling them undisciplined idjits raised by wolves" hate.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 11, 2019 11:11 AM (RD7QR)
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Can we at least get a carve-out for the in-store restaurant?
Posted by: G at December 11, 2019 12:14 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 11, 2019 04:48 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Cleopatra's Asp at December 11, 2019 05:53 PM (xZjSg)
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