Kamala Harris Dropping Out of Presidential Race to Spend More Time With Her White Wine Spritzer and Vibrator

NEWS - Kamala Harris is dropping out of the presidential election today, I'm told reliably. She's informing staff now.

Harris came into the race with the highest expectations on her, and the biggest entry into the race with 22,000 people at her rally in Oakland at the end of January - but had struggled with internal fighting and money that had almost completely dried up recently


Between Harris and O'Rourke, the candidates who entered with the most fanfare around them, in the end became two of the earliest to quit

She was down to just 2% in the latest Hill poll, and was unlikely to qualify for the next debate.



Oh boy:



Innovator:





People are crying that now the debates will be "all white:"


But as Yoda said: "No, there is another."



Listen to the media. They went to COLLEGE!!!




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:12 PM




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1 *snort*

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 03, 2019 01:12 PM (0O7c5)

2 That would explain the Buzz.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:13 PM (tQURu)

3 Hmmm

Posted by: G at December 03, 2019 01:13 PM (5NMZN)

4 6

Posted by: G at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (5NMZN)

5 5

Posted by: G at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (5NMZN)

6 Thank You, Tulsi.

Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (Fxgkp)

7
I am honestly surprised. I thought she'd been groomed almost as diligently as Obama.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (M9ntN)

8 We have lost even more entertainment value, sad!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (BiNEL)

9 She's just too good for the American public.

Posted by: PG at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (iqCkn)

10 *points and laughs*

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (RU4sa)

11 GOOD VIBRATIONS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apBWI6xrbLY

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (tQURu)

12 lol, "Beto" and Heels-Up Harris went into the primary race with the highest amount of buzz around them and...they're the first gone.

Posted by: The Institute at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (LhK3i)

13 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (KNsKs)

14 Stacey Abrams hardest hit.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (bDqIh)

15 She was never really in it, any way.

She obviously prefers men, and that just isn't going to fly in today's modern progressive Democrat party.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (qC1Sy)

16 Don't let the door hit you on the way out

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (6XlcD)

17 We have lost even more entertainment value, sad!
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May a thousand bergs Bloom

Posted by: G at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (5NMZN)

18 I never got the attraction.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (+DS2f)

19 Need some solace and consolation, Kamala?

Here...sit down in my comfy office, .

Posted by: Willie Brown at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (LhK3i)

20 I get to keep the campaign cash though, right?

Posted by: kamala at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (r+sAi)

21 Booker
Patrick
Harris



What has Obama done?

Posted by: Ha at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (6A9Kg)

22 I guess she figured out brown on brown violence doesn't pay. This is surprising to me though, I would have thought she would have done much better. I guess she didn't blow enough old white guys at the DNC.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (7Fj9P)

23 My annoying as fuck sister in law's wife who wouldn't leave my fucking house was prattling on and on about this hosebag. In the next breath she plainly stated that Lizzy Warren's economic plan "makes mathematical sense". I told her that it only makes sense if you replace dollars with scalps.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 03, 2019 01:16 PM (9V81o)

24 I mean, why did progressives think she would catch fire? She's not really black, and a former prosecutor.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 03, 2019 01:16 PM (+DS2f)

25 She never recovered from Tulsi giving her a (well deserved) shiv in the ribs during one of the early debates.

Posted by: DocJ at December 03, 2019 01:16 PM (NYS7S)

26 When a top aide disses you as an inconsiderate, incompetent boob, time to close shop.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 03, 2019 01:16 PM (2DOZq)

27 I'm dropping out to spend more time sucking cock.

Posted by: Kameltoe at December 03, 2019 01:16 PM (l7lkw)

28

No flies on Ace, today!

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2019 01:16 PM (H95zP)

29 I'm gonna be honest: If she wins her Senate re-election in 2022, I'm going to be surprised.

This run was an embarrassment. There should be blood in the water in California for her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (q80AH)

30 >>Thank You, Tulsi.

Yes.
Also, Willie Brown, since his clearing the path for her political career ensured that she was *the worst* candidate. Harris is just awful, as shrill, brittle, stiff and awkward as Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (bDqIh)

31 How's this compare to big name dropouts in 2016. Is it a similar trajectory of attrition?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (d4Cay)

32 RACISM!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (oVJmc)

33 Ace with the Breaking News.

I am intrigued with the new format.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (ZLI7S)

34 "Lizzy Warren's economic plan "makes mathematical sense"." Ask her to show you the math. Then watch her squirm.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (+DS2f)

35 12 lol, "Beto" and Heels-Up Harris went into the primary race with the highest amount of buzz around them and...they're the first gone.
Posted by: The Institute at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (LhK3i)

Well, technically, I think Hickenlooper was the first one gone.

Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (sm6Pk)

36 Hope Kamala does not chip a tooth.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (LYheq)

37 Ace, your headline made my day. Thank you, sir.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (bCLt0)

38 No, wait, SEXISM!!!


RASEXISM!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (oVJmc)

39 33 Ace with the Breaking News.

I am intrigued with the new format.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (ZLI7S)

============

It's new, and I don't like it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (q80AH)

40 I am intrigued with the new format.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (ZLI7S)

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He *IS* married now...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

41 Harris was the choice of the Shit Midas so this outcome is not too unexpected.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (yQpMk)

42 She is replaced by the even shorter Bloomberg?

Who can rid this town of these evil dwarves?

Posted by: henry at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (JMDly)

43 29 I'm gonna be honest: If she wins her Senate re-election in 2022, I'm going to be surprised.

This run was an embarrassment. There should be blood in the water in California for her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (q80AH)

Her opponent should hang Jussie Smollett around her neck.

Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (sm6Pk)

44 I imagine the assholes think they don't need any decent candidates anyway once they impeach and convict Trump and we won't have anyone to vote for.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Posing as Jimmy Hoffa Back From Vacation at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (Clxcy)

45 Luckily Biden has a position for her on his campaign staff.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (wCmLp)

46 >>I mean, why did progressives think she would catch fire? She's not really black, and a former prosecutor.

Because she was successful in CA and had high praise and assistance from both Hillary and Obama.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (bDqIh)

47 The Twitters are all complaining that the next debate is now going to be all-white. Hilarious.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (CQ3Qb)

48 A shame she didn't stay in longer. Could potentially have damaged her to the point that it wouldn't matter who she blew next.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (d4Cay)

49 Harris never recovered from Gabbard's attack. The deer-in-the-headlights look at what must've been the first time anyone dared go after her was embedded in the public's consciousness--mine, anyway. Harris had always enjoyed untouchable status. It shocked her when that status was ignored.

Posted by: troyriser at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (E2EAq)

50 Ann Althouse, Dec 30 last year:

"I'm tracking what I believe is the NYT's obvious selection for the 2020 Democratic Party nominee for President -- Kamala Harris."

and that little girl was me!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (YG34V)

51 doing the one thing she is good at Going Down !

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (BqBId)

52 Now Corey Booker is the only woman of color.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (oVJmc)

53 Hey baby, I still need help with my polling, if you can take up that position for me.

Posted by: Willie Brown at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (WdocV)

54 I'm sure Harris is wondering why the apron and the kitchen didn't seal the "I'm authentic" deal.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (qC1Sy)

55 ". . . but had struggled with internal fighting and money that had almost completely dried up recently and staff who 'Aren't worth the chamber pot they piss in' according to Kamala. . . "

I may have played with that quote some.

Posted by: Blanco at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (Ay9RF)

56 I told her that it only makes sense if you replace dollars with scalps.
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I'll bet that got her moving towards the door...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (7Fj9P)

57 A bulk order from Hitachi for delivery. Sign here please.
Thank you and have a nice day.
[turns and jogs back to the truck, smirking]

Posted by: UPS Guy at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (q1Pj5)

58
is it sexism, racism, or some other ism?

I have trouble keeping track.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (sy5kK)

59 Thanks Tulsi! How about another workout video?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (RD7QR)

60 Harris had always enjoyed untouchable status.


She got that from her mom.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (oVJmc)

61 Her candidacy was cute.

Now.

It is time for her to pad back to the kitchen and make way for the old white men.

Posted by: DNC at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (tQURu)

62 Damn. I actually want there to be 50 candidates going into Iowa.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (r+sAi)

63 Tulsi, for all of her flaws, did the American people a great favor by torpedoing Kamala. We dodged a bullet, much as we did with Hillary.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (J+mig)

64 I thought she just issued a really hostile statement about what she was going to do to Trump when she got elected?

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (LtG+N)

65 Buh bye, Klamato.

You sucked at the start of your political career, and now you suck at the end of it.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, Man about Town at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (wmfhQ)

66 Lizzy Warren's economic plan "makes mathematical sense

Must be a Common Core NewMath(tm) sorta thing because in actual, real mathematics there is simply no way Lizzy's plan makes "mathematical sense" unless if by "sense" you mean "would never balance in a billion years".

Posted by: DocJ at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (NYS7S)

67 Learn to code sugar tits.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (+dsLj)

68 If I was a,Commie Bastard, I would vote for Gabbard.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (bCLt0)

69 23
My annoying as fuck sister in law's wife ...
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Umm. Huh?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (CQ3Qb)

70 "Lizzy Warren's economic plan "makes mathematical sense"." Ask her to show you the math. Then watch her squirm.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (+DS2f)

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Point out if you took ALL the top 1%'s net worth.... ALL OF IT.... you get about 27 trillion.

To cover the cost of just ONE 55 tillion entitlement..... where does the the other 28 trillion come from ????

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

71 54 I'm sure Harris is wondering why the apron and the kitchen didn't seal the "I'm authentic" deal.

Her mistake was not drinking a beer!

Posted by: Lizzie Warren at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (6XlcD)

72 I think I speak for most when I state Tulsi should post a new workout video in honor of the occasion.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (OD2ni)

73 Does her vibrator have a pull start?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (fAb3A)

74 34 "Lizzy Warren's economic plan "makes mathematical sense"." Ask her to show you the math. Then watch her squirm.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (+DS2f)

She's a social worker. I don't think she even knows what "math" is. I know she doesn't know what record keeping is - since she's getting sued for not keeping them properly and will likely lose her license.

I had to tell her to shut the fuck up at the dinner table when she started accusing those of us in the big evil pharma industry for the opioid crisis. I work too damn hard to be vilified by a know-nothing sack of obese lesbian shit.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (9V81o)

75 And down goes Harris. Again and again. No surprise.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (0OmEj)

76 33 Ace with the Breaking News.

I am intrigued with the new format.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (ZLI7S)

He's relaxed and ready since the honeymoon.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (RD7QR)

77 To the Dem supporters (why?) attacking Tulsi Gabbard for exposing Harris, politics is bloodsport. Harris was all talk and no action.

Posted by: Cory at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (9IE7O)

78 Proof there simply aren't enough dicks to suck in order to get the nomination.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (G1tCv)

79 Kamala Harris Dropping Out of Presidential Race to Spend More Time With Her White Wine Spritzer and Vibrator

_______


... but mostly her vibrator.

Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (Pjo28)

80 >>My annoying as fuck sister in law's wife ...


Sounds like a double ended story.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (tQURu)

81 Learn to code sugar tits.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (+dsLj)

I was going to say ' Learn to blow' but we all know she's an expert so really not that funny.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (2DOZq)

82 Racist, sexist democrats.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (x852x)

83 What cracks me up is there are people dropping out that I didn't even know were candidates.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (yQpMk)

84 I don't get. She is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking gal. Also, she smells nice.

Posted by: No Malarkey Joe at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (7QV7C)

85 My annoying as fuck sister in law's wife who wouldn't leave my fucking house was prattling on and on about this hosebag.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 03, 2019 01:16 PM (9V81o)


Do you have a moment to hear about my "Tell your fucking story walking" method of shitty family member management ?

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (gwIiX)

86 But she seemed so nice.

And by nice, I mean like a four ply bitch-on-wheels.

She shoulda tried releasing a sex tape.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (Z4rgH)

87 Racism. Pure undiluted racism. And sexism. Pure undiluted sexism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (+y/Ru)

88 Kamala, we hardly knew ye.

Wait...actually we DID know you. We recognized the odor.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (xSo9G)

89 70
Point out if you took ALL the top 1%'s net worth.... ALL OF IT.... you get about 27 trillion.

To cover the cost of just ONE 55 tillion entitlement..... where does the the other 28 trillion come from ????
Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

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*performs interpretive dance with sparklers*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (q80AH)

90 >>Lizzy Warren's economic plan "makes mathematical sense



That is hilarious.
Would love to know her thought's on Yang's UBI, particularly the part where he pays for it with a 30-40% VAT.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (bDqIh)

91 I'd have supported her if only she spent more time laughing manically at her own quasi-jokes and cooking.

Posted by: CrustyB at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (ToSAM)

92

Thank You, Tulsi.
Posted by: Permaculture Pete


No kidding. Even though she's a lib, I believe Tulsi actually believes in personal liberty. I know she's not popular amongst certain cobs, but damn, she drove a stake through Ms. Blackula's campaign right then and there. We owe her respect and a debt of gratitude at the least.

BTW, her visit on Rogan with Jocko was pretty good. She came out full-throated against cancel culture.

Posted by: imp at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (IhU9f)

93 "Harris was the choice of the Shit Midas so this outcome is not too unexpected."

Nicely done.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, Man about Town at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (wmfhQ)

94 is it sexism, racism, or some other ism?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM


Embrace the power of and.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (GfTjh)

95 52 Now Corey Booker is the only woman of color.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (oVJmc)
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lol.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (qC1Sy)

96 "And that little girl that got off of the bus was me."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (xSo9G)

97 She's so hot.

Posted by: T-Bone Delecto at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (sWM8x)

98 To cover the cost of just ONE 55 tillion entitlement..... where does the the other 28 trillion come from ????
Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (8XRCm)


Out of my well tanned asshole.

Posted by: Josh Brolin at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (aS1PU)

99 Tulsi is a lib, but she seems to be one of the few in the party who doesn't despise blue-collar whites.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (wCmLp)

100 Alternate CNN Headline: America still not ready for a half-black POTUS

Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (Pjo28)

101 I imagine the assholes think they don't need any decent candidates anyway once they impeach and convict Trump and we won't have anyone to vote for.
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Bbbbbut, if they impeach Trump, Hillary! is the new prezznit, right? Right?!?!?

Posted by: Progtard making lattes for health bennies at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (7Fj9P)

102 My annoying as fuck sister in law's wife ...
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Umm. Huh?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (CQ3Qb)
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Liberals. They be deeefrunt.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (ECrgQ)

103 >>
What cracks me up is there are people dropping out that I didn't even know were candidates.

I know, right?!

Posted by: Seth Moulton at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (bDqIh)

104 know-nothing sack of obese lesbian shit
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There is enough there that something must be inappropriate.

Posted by: G at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (5NMZN)

105 She was not a descendant of slaves, rather a descendant of slave owners.

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at December 03, 2019 01:23 PM (JXKKq)

106 Well, Bye.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out Kamela.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 03, 2019 01:23 PM (Tt761)

107 Now Harris can spend more time grandstanding and harassing the next Supreme Court nominee.

Posted by: rd at December 03, 2019 01:23 PM (+0uDE)

108 87 Racism. Pure undiluted racism. And sexism. Pure undiluted sexism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (+y/Ru)

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Well, it IS the Democratic Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:23 PM (q80AH)

109 So now Tulsi is the only woman of color in the race? Other than Warren?

Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (l3+k2)

110 Now she can go back to being The Ugandan Giant.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (xPl2J)

111 Kameltoe is out? Put it back in.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (1CjJc)

112 I guess busing wasn't as popular as her staff thought.

If only any of them had been alive in the 70's.

Posted by: SH at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (sX1BW)

113 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

114 Imagine how many other dem candidates Tulsi would take out if she was given 5 minutes instead of 2-3 minutes of speaking time during the debates.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (ngSZO)

115 Half black, half white male President was fine. Half black half Indian female was just too dark for Dems to swallow.

Heh. Swallow.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (x852x)

116 In other news, John McCain is still dead.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (bCLt0)

117 >>>>Harris never recovered from Gabbard's attack. The deer-in-the-headlights look at what must've been the first time anyone dared go after her was embedded in the public's consciousness--mine, anyway. Harris had always enjoyed untouchable status. It shocked her when that status was ignored.

She's a dem that moved up in the California system. Which is as bad as Illinois and Chicago.

So of course she's been protected until someone like Tulsi wanted it more than her

Posted by: Blanco at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (Ay9RF)

118 Liberals. They be deeefrunt.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (ECrgQ)


But. Wouldn't your sister-in-law's wife ... be ... your sister?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (CQ3Qb)

119 He's relaxed and ready since the honeymoon.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM


So you're saying he went with taupe or fawn instead of tan?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (GfTjh)

120 In fairness, anything will "make mathematical sense" when it's being explained to an adult with no understanding of basic math.

It's all just nodding and saying "mm-hmm" and nodding some more.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (JM7rY)

121 Somebody put the Klown Kar in a ditch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (+y/Ru)

122 I wonder who her massive support will go to?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2019 01:25 PM (cEsBM)

123 I'm gonna be honest: If she wins her Senate re-election in 2022, I'm going to be surprised.

This run was an embarrassment. There should be blood in the water in California for her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies

Dude, it's California. It's not really the United States. Of course she'll be re-elected.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2019 01:25 PM (vcOmj)

124 I blame jive talkin honky's

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2019 01:25 PM (gmo/4)

125 Kamela Harris would have been a good choice for the Dems if they think they are falling apart - black/female means you get your core voters.


I mean incompetent who covered up for Weinstein and f*cked her way to the top isn't a great resume, but frankly it blows Hillary Clinton's out of the water.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2019 01:25 PM (WdocV)

126 I think her staff already knew - which is why they started jumping ship.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 01:25 PM (Kpl3J)

127 My annoying as fuck sister in law's wife ...
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Umm. Huh?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (CQ3Qb)



It's a throuple

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (kw5n8)

128 >>but frankly it blows Hillary Clinton's out of the water.


My asshole is tanned....
And, I'm rested.

Posted by: Hillary at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (tQURu)

129 123 I'm gonna be honest: If she wins her Senate re-election in 2022, I'm going to be surprised.

This run was an embarrassment. There should be blood in the water in California for her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies

Dude, it's California. It's not really the United States. Of course she'll be re-elected.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2019 01:25 PM (vcOmj)

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I don't imagine a Republican will beat her, just that in the jungle primary another Democrat will beat her because she's made herself out to be so unserious and awful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (q80AH)

130 I guess SPF means Starfish Pucker Factor. These people are fucked in the head.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (dgMAt)

131 If she had stayed in, she wouldn't even had been in the top 3 in her home State.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (htJYU)

132 That shameless grifter was ME!!

Posted by: Kamel Toe at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (88+cf)

133 In other news, John McCain is still dead.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (bCLt0)

--

(borrows some sparklers from TJM, starts dancing)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (JM7rY)

134 109 So now Tulsi is the only woman of color in the race? Other than Warren?
Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (l3+k2)


Is she? Colored, or of Color, or however you say it? Did not know that.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (bCLt0)

135 Was it her or Amy Klobuchar who was horrible to their staff?

Posted by: Blanco at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (Ay9RF)

136 More and more dropping out. Mostly the "he was running?" part of the pack but still. And the new additions like Bloomberg and whatsisface from the northeast are getting no traction.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (KZzsI)

137 52
Now Corey Booker is the only woman of color.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (oVJmc)

And that little girl was me.

Posted by: Spartacus at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (1CjJc)

138 Mmmm, Fawn!

Posted by: Frank Lymon, Amherst at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (q1Pj5)

139 100 Alternate CNN Headline: America still not ready for a half-black POTUS
Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (Pjo2

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Democrats Discriminate Against Indian American Candidate!

Posted by: rd at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (+0uDE)

140 I for one would like to offer my condolences for the IT consultant, manager of Epstein's ranch and the author of this piece's upcoming suicides/mysterious deaths. Sad.
https://tinyurl.com/v49m6mo

Posted by: Timon at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (dKm4U)

141 *performs interpretive dance with sparklers*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (q80AH)

Thats hilarious because my sister in law (who I love dearly - she just comes with this sack of shit baggage every time we get to hang out) is a dance teacher as a side gig at the local highschool.

Had to listen to a bunch of drivel about how her performances are getting so much funding from grants because of their social justice activism.

My wife and I actually couldn't take any more of their BS and decided to leave on Friday morning and go out in the woods and try to shoot Bambi - unsuccessfully. It got us both out of the house and away from them for a solid 12 hours which was sorely needed (mother in law was still home so it wasn't like we totally ditched them). The next morning, while Fauxcohantas-peyote-eater was drinking some of my Black Rifle Coffee Co. Silencer Smooth, I decided that the hunting rifles needed a good solid cleaning. One of which was a big scary AR-10 which drew audible gasps when I walked by with it in my hand.

It was the only thing I could really do to fight back and still maintain my honor as a hospitable host.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (9V81o)

142 >>I wonder who her massive support will go to?


Massive Support?

You are thinking of Stacy Abrams.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (tQURu)

143 She should have spent more time smelling little girls hair and acting retarded.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

144 135
Was it her or Amy Klobuchar who was horrible to their staff?





Posted by: Blanco at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (Ay9RF)

Yes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (1CjJc)

145 Kamala, we hardly knew ye. But even that was revolting enough.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (H8QX8)

146 The Color Thurple

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (JM7rY)

147 In other news, John McCain is still dead.
Posted by: john knox

And Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

The chair is against the wall.

John has a long mustache.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (vcOmj)

148 >>Lizzy Warren's economic plan "makes mathematical sense
-------

The problem is, that 'mathematical sense' has only to do with a utopian vision, and nothing whatsoever to do with human nature, and a free people's wants and desires.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (xSo9G)

149 Damn. I actually want there to be 50 candidates going into Iowa.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (r+sAi)

Or more.....I really hope Donkey Chompers jumps in.

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (X/Pw5)

150 Orrin Hatch tweeted this:

Some might feel bad for this campaigns humiliating collapse if she hadn't thrown all honesty and integrity out the window to destroy Brett Kavanaugh and his family.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (xPl2J)

151 >>
I guess busing wasn't as popular as her staff thought.


If only any of them had been alive in the 70's.

LOL
All they know is racial grievance talking points, not actual history. Or that Kamala was both too young to be bused and mostly raised in Canada.

Why do candidates always make these obvious lies, such as Al Gore being the inspiration of "Love Story" and Hillz being named after Sir Edmund Hillary?!?

Posted by: Seth Moulton at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (bDqIh)

152 One of her campaign staff recently resigned with a scathing letter on how bad Harris's staff were treated. Pretty much a daily hell.

Posted by: Cheri at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (oiNtH)

153 Frikkin Bloomberg ads almost every Youtube video I watch.Hate that weasel.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (KNsKs)

154 I can't focus on national matters right now, am shocked at who my county's Soros DA - elect chose as the head of his CID: The corrupt, incompetent Chief of Police of The Hood. AKA Chester, PA.

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (LtG+N)

155 Tough choice now. You've got the pervert whose son made millions off his office, a fake Indian who wants to socialize the entire health care system an ass pirate who wants to give Texas back to Mexico, a78 year old 3 foot high munchkin who wants to confiscate your guns, some Hawaiian chick who is dumber than a pineapple and another gay guy who thinks he's Spartacus.

I don't know. Did I miss anyone?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (G1tCv)

156 I mean, why did progressives think she would catch fire? She's not really black, and a former prosecutor.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp


She's as 'black' as Obama.

She and her crew were expecting the mass media to create a fairytale campaign for her like Obama's.

The media didn't bite for whatever reason.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (E7iEf)

157 116 In other news, John McCain is still dead.
Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (bCLt0)

Thanks, cancer. I really needed this self-important shitbag to complete the collection.

Remind me to give the Reaper an appropriate bonus this year, like a half ton of manure.

Posted by: Satan at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (J+mig)

158 But. Wouldn't your sister-in-law's wife ... be ... your sister?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (CQ3Qb)

Would *you* admit to all of *your* family?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (ECrgQ)

159 Tulsi is a proxy throwing haymakers for Trump and the populist nationalist Trump party. She makes his job and the jobs of the party easier. Imagine if we a actually had an opposition party that used her to their advantage to win, instead of the play acting to consistently lose and failing to conserve nothing.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (ngSZO)

160 I got an email yesterday that Kamala's on-line store was taking 15 percent off everything for Cyber Monday. Wonder what the rest of the swag and schlock will go for in a few days, unless they're saving it all for 2024.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 03, 2019 01:28 PM (YG34V)

161 Was it her or Amy Klobuchar who was horrible to their staff?

Yes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:28 PM (KZzsI)

162 Who had Tulsi outlasting her in the pool?

You can go collect your winnings.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 03, 2019 01:28 PM (0xMqp)

163 123 I'm gonna be honest: If she wins her Senate re-election in 2022, I'm going to be surprised.

This run was an embarrassment. There should be blood in the water in California for her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies

Dude, it's California. It's not really the United States. Of course she'll be re-elected.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2019 01:25 PM (vcOmj)

Yeah, I've read there's just 4 families in California that control every major political office. As long as she's in good with them, she'll be reappointed.

And I say reappointed because all "Elections" in California after the "Ballot Harvesting" was made legal are sad jokes. Why even pretend? The 4 families will have as many votes as needed to turn in after the fact to guarantee that their person "wins".

There are no more actual elections in California anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 01:28 PM (Kpl3J)

164 Because she was successful in CA and had high praise and assistance from both Hillary and Obama.

Can we get shit Midas to embrace Lizzy Warren and Bernie Sanders next? I'm sick of those two commies.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 03, 2019 01:28 PM (9t0Zz)

165 So Democrats hate Hispanics and blacks.

Sounds legit.

Posted by: MJ at December 03, 2019 01:28 PM (gAMkn)

166 Ace is gonna have a post about Kamala dropping out,

and we're still gonna get a commenter with the breaking news tomorrow

morning that Kamala had dropped out of the race.



Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (q80AH)


ITS FUNNY BECAUSE KAMALA HARRIS REALLY HAS DROPED OUT OF THE RACE


Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBURGER at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (jjaLl)


ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I WAS THE ONE WHAT WHO BROKE THE NEWS BEFORE ACE!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBURGER at December 03, 2019 01:28 PM (jjaLl)

167 Tulsi is a lib, but she seems to be one of the few in the party who doesn't despise blue-collar whites.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (wCmLp)


Most of the guys I work with like her. Going on Rogan was smart.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (gwIiX)

168 I don't know. Did I miss anyone?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (G1tCv)
----
Hillary. It's Her Turn!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (ECrgQ)

169 i know someone who worked with her closely....she's the word we aren't allowed to say anymore..... the "r" word.
someone else i know saw her and out on the town...she was at a restaurant that was booked.....she wasn't with her then bf willie but was demanding to be seated at "his" table.....she pulled the "don't you know who i am" card...she's got a lot of cards to pull.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (0O7c5)

170 She's half black?

I thought she was half Puerto Rican and half east Indian?

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

171 Looking at the other candidates though the Dems have got to be worried.


If I was a Dem I'd presume Trump is waiting to bust Hunter for the optimum moment....and Hunter will roll over on Joe in a heart beat.


Lizzie Warren is a less appealing version of Hillary.

Bernie is a joke.


Tulsi? She's actually dangerous because she can play the outsider card like Trump and she's good looking. But she's outside of their power circle and she was a LOT more conservative when she first got into politics so on some of the leftwing stuff she likely isn't a true believer. If she gets the nomination she'll probably win...and then get the Luis Donaldo Colosio treatment.


So I'm guessing it is going to be mayor Bloomers. He's lefty enough, corrupt enough, and a known entity enough that the Dems can rally around him...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (WdocV)

172 Ah those early days when many Hordelings swore that Kamala was going to be the Democrat nominee because she was a woman, and of color, and that the powers had picked her.


Pity those powers never checked in with the actual Democrat voters, because they gave her the heave-Ho!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (hLRSq)

173 163 Yeah, I've read there's just 4 families in California that control every major political office. As long as she's in good with them, she'll be reappointed.

And I say reappointed because all "Elections" in California after the "Ballot Harvesting" was made legal are sad jokes. Why even pretend? The 4 families will have as many votes as needed to turn in after the fact to guarantee that their person "wins".

There are no more actual elections in California anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 01:28 PM (Kpl3J)

===========

If this is the case (I have no knowledge), do you think those families are happy with Kamala or would push her aside for someone else after her presidential run?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (q80AH)

174 Is she? Colored, or of Color, or however you say it? Did not know that.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (bCLt0)


Samoan. Going after, and knocking out Cameltoe, actually made sense in a cutthroat politics sort of way. Now she's the only woman of color, besides Warren.

Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (l3+k2)

175 Ok, I've given enough thought to a woman who was never going to win dropping out of the race.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (ZLI7S)

176 155
Tough choice now. You've got the pervert whose son made millions off his
office, a fake Indian who wants to socialize the entire health care
system an ass pirate who wants to give Texas back to Mexico, a78 year
old 3 foot high munchkin who wants to confiscate your guns, some
Hawaiian chick who is dumber than a pineapple and another gay guy who
thinks he's Spartacus.



I don't know. Did I miss anyone?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (G1tCv)

Don't forget the white billionaire. BWAHAHAHA

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (CQ3Qb)

177 The media didn't bite for whatever reason.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (E7iEf)

Because they'd have to cover up that she got her start in politics by sucking cocks, which leaves her origins inexplicable and mysterious, and nobody votes for mystery meat.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (J+mig)

178

SHE HAD HAIR ON HER LEGS, TURNED GOLDEN IN THE SUN, KIDS USEDTA COME UP AND LOOK AT IT, TOUCH IT AND ROACHES. ROACHES.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (ikxxu)

179 The problem is, that 'mathematical sense' has only to do with a utopian vision, and nothing whatsoever to do with human nature, and a free people's wants and desires.


or math, but mostly, the math.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (yQpMk)

180 Dude, it's California. It's not really the United States. Of course she'll be re-elected.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2019 01:25 PM (vcOmj)

I wouldn't be surprised if she's taken out by another, more Leftist Dem. She won her seat by a 1% margin back in 2016, a small shift against her is all it takes for Kameltoe to lose in 2022.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (htJYU)

181 $20 million book deal will soften the blow. Errr...

Posted by: klaftern at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (RuIsu)

182 My asshole is tanned....

And, I'm rested.


Yeah, Bill does look like he's been out in the sun recently.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (HaL55)

183 What SPF is recommended to protect light-sensitive taint when used as a base for Roman Candle displays?

Posted by: Tidepod Dude at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (q1Pj5)

184 So Democrats hate Hispanics and blacks.

Sounds legit.

Posted by: MJ at December 03, 2019 01:28 PM (gAMkn)

--

In fairness, it's not that they *hate* them. They just don't think they're mentally capable of performing at the same level as whites, and they don't want to be associated with them to any degree beyond giving them handouts in exchange for praise, photo-ops, and votes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (JM7rY)

185 Solid group of wannabes

Posted by: Summer of Love at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (FJrl0)

186 154 I can't focus on national matters right now, am shocked at who my county's Soros DA - elect chose as the head of his CID: The corrupt, incompetent Chief of Police of The Hood. AKA Chester, PA.
Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (LtG+N)

You're shocked? That's exactly the kind of person I'd have expected him to pick.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (Kpl3J)

187 Harris was the Scott Walker of the 2020 cycle. On paper she was amazing: race card, Senator, relatively young, heavy media backing. But she could never translate that into votes, failed to understand what the American electorate wanted, and got humiliated. She'll probably be primaried in future.

What a waste.

Posted by: trev006 at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (6OzV/)

188 Was it her or Amy Klobuchar who was horrible to their staff?

Posted by: Blanco at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (Ay9RF)


The power of AND definitely applies here.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (Z4rgH)

189 >>The problem is, that 'mathematical sense' has only to do with a utopian
vision, and nothing whatsoever to do with human nature, and a free
people's wants and desires.

And people changing their behavior based on new incentives.

It's always:

-- Let's tax X at N %, because based on N's sales today, we'll be making $$$.
Sure, Einstein, because people won't change how much/how often/where they purchase N after you implement a yuge tax on it.

*eye roll + wanking hand gesture*

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (bDqIh)

190 Massive Support?

You are thinking of Stacy Abrams.

-
And that's just her underwear!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (+y/Ru)

191 Soros DA obviously intends to use his CID for one reason only - to go after any GOP who is a legit threat to their power.

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (LtG+N)

192 172 Ah those early days when many Hordelings swore that Kamala was going to be the Democrat nominee because she was a woman, and of color, and that the powers had picked her.


Pity those powers never checked in with the actual Democrat voters, because they gave her the heave-Ho!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (hLRSq)

===========

I swore that she would be the nominee. I used her as the hypothetical about what it would be like to have a monster as president.

And now she's been revealed as a joke.

Today feels like a good day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (q80AH)

193 Here's how powerful white privilege is.

Whenever someone is half-white they always emphasize their... non-white side.

...wait

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (KZzsI)

194 Dude, it's California. It's not really the United States. Of course she'll be re-elected.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2019 01:25 PM (vcOmj)

CA has a top-two primary system so it is a very real possibility that she will be running against another Dem in the general election. Last time she faced off against that dingbat Loretta Sanchez

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (xPl2J)

195 If she had blonde hair on her legs things would be different.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (IPVCy)

196 What amazed me in the first Democrat debate was how Tulsi Gabbard destroyed Kamala Harris;

Tulsi didn't mention fellatio, kneepads, Willie, or Willie's Willie, or adultery. She didn't even allude to it.

Posted by: rd at December 03, 2019 01:31 PM (+0uDE)

197 165
So Democrats hate Hispanics and blacks.



Sounds legit.

Posted by: MJ at December 03, 2019 01:28 PM (gAMkn)

And women.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 01:31 PM (1CjJc)

198 197 165
So Democrats hate Hispanics and blacks.



Sounds legit.

Posted by: MJ at December 03, 2019 01:28 PM (gAMkn)

And women.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 01:31 PM (1CjJc)

===========

Especially women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:31 PM (q80AH)

199 ...a woman who was never going to win dropping out of the race.

--

I like the way this sentence can be read. She couldn't even win dropping out of the race.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 01:31 PM (JM7rY)

200 She's half black?

I thought she was half Puerto Rican and half east Indian?
Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

I thought she was 1/2 an idiot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2019 01:31 PM (cEsBM)

201 i know someone who worked with her closely....she's the word we aren't allowed to say anymore.....

I was at a funeral luncheon earlier this year and missed a chance to talk with a SF city attorney who apparently knew and worked with Harris.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 01:31 PM (wCmLp)

202 There are no more actual elections in California anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 01:28 PM (Kpl3J)

---
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
he's right, you know.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 03, 2019 01:31 PM (PkW5Q)

203 Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (ngSZO)
---
You forgot to say "collusion."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 03, 2019 01:31 PM (sWM8x)

204 Gloomberg is @ 6% after a week? What an ego stroke.

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (X/Pw5)

205 183 What SPF is recommended to protect light-sensitive taint when used as a base for Roman Candle displays?
Posted by: Tidepod Dude at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (q1Pj5)
--------------

That would be "SPF The guy standing next to you" strength.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (qC1Sy)

206 >>>Frikkin Bloomberg ads almost every Youtube video I watch.Hate that weasel.


Are you the one person left on Earth not using AdBlock Plus?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (jjaLl)

207 Politics and taint-tanning.

Only here.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (RU4sa)

208 So Democrats hate Hispanics and blacks.

-

And women.

===========

Especially women.

--

Actual women. Men in wigs are cool.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (JM7rY)

209 Why are Dem primary voters such a buncha raycists?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (U7qMl)

210 24 I mean, why did progressives think she would catch fire? She's not really black, and a former prosecutor.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 03, 2019 01:16 PM (+DS2f)


It wasn't the progressives it was all of the armchair pundits who were checking off identity boxes like they were Dr. Frankenstein going into the poli-sci lab to build a candidate.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (hLRSq)

211 >>So Democrats hate Hispanics and blacks.
Sounds legit.


I am sure they're reassuring them they'll be rewarded with a VP slot and/or a payoff (see: Bernie 2016) should they stay loyal to the party and not be a troublemaker for the rest of the election cycle.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

212 Frikkin Bloomberg ads almost every Youtube video I watch.Hate that weasel.

*cough*UBlock Origin*cough*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (HaL55)

213 So Democrats hate Hispanics and blacks.



In before The Scorpion!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (yQpMk)

214 The dems will choose her as vp

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (E+OcO)

215 >>Gloomberg is @ 6% after a week? What an ego stroke.


I think he spent as much or more than ALL other candidates since he got in.


Seriously. Massive ad buy campaign.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (tQURu)

216 You can use adblock to block Youtube ads you know.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 03, 2019 01:33 PM (U7qMl)

217 I thought she was 1/2 an idiot
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2019 01:31 PM (cEsBM)


1/2 idiot. 1/2 whore.

All annoying.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

218 So Democrats hate Hispanics and blacks.



-



And women.

___

Like I always said, as long as there isn't grass on the field...play ball!

Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton at December 03, 2019 01:33 PM (WdocV)

219
Seriously. Massive ad buy campaign.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (tQURu)


he's all over commercial TV in north Texas.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

220
Tulsi, for all of her flaws, did the American people a great favor by torpedoing Kamala. We dodged a bullet, much as we did with Hillary.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (J+mig)



Werd.

If Hillary was Himmler with a vagina, Kamala was Heydrich with a tub of Astroglide and no gag reflex.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2019 01:33 PM (kw0bd)

221 158 But. Wouldn't your sister-in-law's wife ... be ... your sister?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (CQ3Qb)

Would *you* admit to all of *your* family?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (ECrgQ)

My wife's sister is a lesbian who got "married" in Massachusetts to another "woman" who dresses like a man and knows nothing but think she's really smart.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 03, 2019 01:33 PM (9V81o)

222 216 You can use adblock to block Youtube ads you know.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 03, 2019 01:33 PM (U7qMl)

---

VPN, Brave and Adblock FTW.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2019 01:33 PM (RU4sa)

223 I read this morning that 22 counties in Virginia have already declared themselves Second Amendment Sanctuaries. Me thinks ANV is reforming under a new banner.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 01:33 PM (G1tCv)

224 I don't imagine a Republican will beat her, just that
in the jungle primary another Democrat will beat her because she's made
herself out to be so unserious and awful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (q80AH)

______



Are you ready for Senator Gavin Newsom?

Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2019 01:33 PM (Pjo28)

225 She's half black?

I thought she was half Puerto Rican and half east Indian?
Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

I thought she was 1/2 an idiot

More Indian than Elizabeth Warren...

Kamla is full blooded Onherkneeshoe

Posted by: Blanco at December 03, 2019 01:34 PM (Ay9RF)

226 >>Politics and taint-tanning.


Don't fire until you see the ruddy glow of their freshly tanned rectums!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at December 03, 2019 01:34 PM (tQURu)

227 Frikkin Bloomberg ads almost every Youtube video I watch.Hate that weasel.

Yeah he's bombarding the world with ads. But everyone hates ads and avoids them however possible. Trump won without a lot of advertising because he just made himself omnipresent on media. Bloomberg is running a playbook from like 1987

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

228 216
You can use adblock to block Youtube ads you know.





Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 03, 2019 01:33 PM (U7qMl)


Paired with uBlock Origin and I haven't seen an ad in about 3 years.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:34 PM (CQ3Qb)

229
You are thinking of Stacy Abrams.
Posted by: garrett
-

Did you see the 'Rev.' Barber on TV last night?

Tank looks almost svelt by contrast. I'd like to see them on stage together.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2019 01:34 PM (CDGwz)

230 155 Tough choice now. You've got the pervert whose son made millions off his office, a fake Indian who wants to socialize the entire health care system an ass pirate who wants to give Texas back to Mexico, a78 year old 3 foot high munchkin who wants to confiscate your guns, some Hawaiian chick who is dumber than a pineapple and another gay guy who thinks he's Spartacus.

I don't know. Did I miss anyone?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (G1tCv)

Tom F***ing Steyer.

Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:34 PM (sm6Pk)

231 /sock off

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2019 01:34 PM (aS1PU)

232 I was at a funeral luncheon earlier this year and
missed a chance to talk with a SF city attorney who apparently knew and
worked with Harris.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 01:31 PM (wCmLp)

she's not well thought of......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 03, 2019 01:34 PM (0O7c5)

233 >>Are you ready for Senator Gavin Newsom?


He won't run for Senate.

He thinks he is going to be President.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:34 PM (tQURu)

234 154 I can't focus on national matters right now, am shocked at who my county's Soros DA - elect chose as the head of his CID: The corrupt, incompetent Chief of Police of The Hood. AKA Chester, PA.
Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (LtG+N)

I'm terrified driving past Chester even on I-95 going 80 mph

Posted by: josephistan at December 03, 2019 01:34 PM (Izzlo)

235 Most of the guys I work with like her. Going on Rogan was smart.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (gwIiX)


Her military background means that she's used to dealing with guys like that, and knows how they talk and think. She knows that Rogan would be a smart way to get her message out.

I think a lot of her appeal is that she seems like the kind of girl you'd want to date or marry, or have your kid bring home to meet the family. Yeah, maybe her politics are a bit wacky but she seems like she otherwise has a good head on her shoulders, isn't arrogant towards everyone, is attractive but not too beautiful, and isn't high maintenance.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (wCmLp)

236 186. I guess you have to be a local to get this. Nothing good comes out of Chester. Even Democrats are stunned by this move. The expectation was that he'd pick someone that would represent the white suburban wine moms.

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (LtG+N)

237 This is a shame. You'd think there'd be better ROE for BJing WB.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (6/uwW)

238 Did she lose because of racism or sexism?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (zKkm0)

239 I was tired of her calling herself black.....Like Obama (50 percent white) she is half Indian (with a dot) and half Jamaican. Her skin color is just like my doctor, who is from India. I have seen some from India who are very dark, almost African American black, but are very much from India.

Posted by: Colin at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (AYhwO)

240
And now she's been revealed as a joke.

Today feels like a good day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM (q80AH)


It is a day, and I am laughing also at the discomfiture of Kamala.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (hLRSq)

241 Gloomberg is @ 6% after a week? What an ego stroke.
Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (X/Pw5)

When you have your own propaganda department with a virtually unlimited budget, things like this become easily within grasp.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (htJYU)

242 Who had Tulsi outlasting her in the pool?
-----

Was there a game of "Marco Polo" going on of which I was unaware?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (3Z6pZ)

243 He won't run for Senate.

He thinks he is going to be President.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:34 PM (tQURu)


His hair is perfect.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (aS1PU)

244 missed a chance to talk with a SF city attorney who apparently knew and

worked with Harris.



Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 01:31 PM (wCmLp)

she's not well thought of......
---

For the record I thought she was a terrific.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (WdocV)

245 My wife's sister is a lesbian who got "married" in Massachusetts to another "woman" who dresses like a man and knows nothing but think she's really smart.
Posted by: Defenestratus at December 03, 2019 01:33 PM (9V81o)
----
Do you tell her to stop mansplaining?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (ECrgQ)

246 >>Rogan was smart.


These words. In this order. They make no sense.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (tQURu)

247 But. Wouldn't your sister-in-law's wife ... be ... your sister?


No, it could be the spouses sisters' wife.
Ignore my bad punctuation the iPad is being a dick

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (a4qVe)

248 238 Did she lose because of racism or sexism?
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (zKkm0)

===========

All I know is that the Democratic Party is full of racist sexists and they need to find out good and hard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

249 And Brave Ms Harris Bravely turned tail and ran away.


Buh-Bye Willie Brown's side piece.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (YSMRn)

250 Earlier today Jeb Bush tweeted out a story from Reason which recaps Elizabeth Warren's intentional lies about sending her kids to public schools. NBC reporter Jonathan Allen was quick to jump on Bush's tweet, claiming he was attacking Warren's children.

Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (X5CsJ)

251 CA has a top-two primary system so it is a very real possibility that she will be running against another Dem in the general election. Last time she faced off against that dingbat Loretta Sanchez
Posted by: Mark1971


Sooner or later, the Mexicans in Cali will seize electoral power and make it truly Mexico del Norte. Won't the rich Democrat plutocrats be surprised?

This is what they asked for, and pretty soon they are going to get it.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (vcOmj)

252 Cannot think of a Democrat candidate that has a chance against Trump. If I were them, I would write off 2020, and run a chump. Gear up for 2024.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (bCLt0)

253 Who had Tulsi outlasting her in the pool?

___

Was that pool full of jello?

Posted by: Obligatory at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (WdocV)

254 >>His hair is perfect.


I see him a lot.

He spends more on hair product than JackStraw spends on weed.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (tQURu)

255 250 Earlier today Jeb Bush tweeted out a story from Reason which recaps Elizabeth Warren's intentional lies about sending her kids to public schools. NBC reporter Jonathan Allen was quick to jump on Bush's tweet, claiming he was attacking Warren's children.
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (X5CsJ)

==========

Did he present himself for punishment?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

256 Thomas Bowers was found dead. Suicide.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:37 PM (CQ3Qb)

257 The same guy that wrote UBlock Origin also make UMatrix. It's a little more complicated to use, but blocks more stalking. I have them both and haven't seen an ad on EweTewb in years.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 03, 2019 01:37 PM (HaL55)

258 There are no more actual elections in California anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 01:28 PM (Kpl3J)

Yup, California is finito. The only hope is that it goes into federal receivership under a conservative president.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 03, 2019 01:37 PM (H8QX8)

259 breaking news!

Kamalatoe Harris is dropping out of the race for President.

someone tell Ace!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 03, 2019 01:37 PM (PkW5Q)

260 The 4 Families that run California - Brown, Newsome, Pelosi, Feinstein. Kamela's been a loyal soldier for them for her entire career. They could dump her if they found someone better, but why? She'll still do anything they tell her, and that's all they want out of a Senator. What "the voters want" doesn't matter in California any more than it does in Venezuela.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLkF6zLxg_U

(their control starts 80 years ago, and the Getty's and their money were involved as well)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 01:37 PM (Kpl3J)

261 253 Who had Tulsi outlasting her in the pool?

___

Was that pool full of jello?
Posted by: Obligatory at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (WdocV)

We still need the Gabbard v. Sinema jello wrestling match to happen.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2019 01:37 PM (NWiLs)

262
You know who will be the D nom?

I do.

And you will of course forget I told you first.




Devil Patrick.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2019 01:37 PM (srJrU)

263 Well I guess we will not have kamala to kick around anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2019 01:37 PM (cEsBM)

264 Tulsi? She's actually dangerous because she can play the outsider card like Trump and she's good looking. But she's outside of their power circle and she was a LOT more conservative when she first got into politics so on some of the leftwing stuff she likely isn't a true believer. If she gets the nomination she'll probably win...and then get the Luis Donaldo Colosio treatment.


So I'm guessing it is going to be mayor Bloomers. He's lefty enough, corrupt enough, and a known entity enough that the Dems can rally around him...
Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2019 01:29 PM (WdocV)

I've always believed that she is much more in line with the populist nationalist Trump party than the GOPe is. I agree that she isn't a true believer, and only takes many leftist positions to get votes nationally and locally as Hawaii moves Left. She is a politician.

I wouldn't be surprised if she wound up in the Trump administration after the election. Not saying it will happen, just saying I wouldn't be surprised if he brought her on. She isnt running for re-election in Congress.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 03, 2019 01:37 PM (ngSZO)

265 She should have taken Ebonics lessons from Hillary. "No, Kamala, it's tarrred! Tarred! No. Ways. Tarred!"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 03, 2019 01:37 PM (7Fj9P)

266 Are you ready for Senator Gavin Newsom?


He won't run for Senate.

He thinks he is going to be President.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:34 PM (tQURu)

He might take a Senate seat if he thinks it'll make a good "steppingstone" to the Presidency.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2019 01:37 PM (htJYU)

267 You can use adblock to block Youtube ads you know.





Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 03, 2019 01:33 PM (U7qMl)

What if you don't know them????

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 03, 2019 01:38 PM (88+cf)

268 Listening to her laugh was like hearing a demonic version of the Count from Sesame street...

Posted by: Brad at December 03, 2019 01:38 PM (oQLDZ)

269 Who had Tulsi outlasting her in the pool?
-----

Was there a game of "Marco Polo" going on of which I was unaware?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (3Z6pZ)


Harris wouldn't get in the pool. She's be over in the shade reading a book and scowling anytime someone splashed water near her.

Tulsi, meanwhile, would be double-fisting corona's while lying on a floating lounge chair. But not in the pool; she'd want you to take her out on the river in your boat and pull into some out of the way little cove.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 01:38 PM (wCmLp)

270 My wife's sister is a lesbian who got "married" in Massachusetts to another "woman" who dresses like a man

--

I'm not saying this about your sister but just in general.

I don't get that at all. If you're attracted to people who look like men...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 01:38 PM (JM7rY)

271 I see him a lot.

He spends more on hair product than JackStraw spends on weed.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (tQURu)


Damn, that's a lot.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2019 01:38 PM (aS1PU)

272 >>He might take a Senate seat if he thinks it'll make a good "steppingstone" to the Presidency.


Historically, that is a losing bet.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:38 PM (tQURu)

273 Did you see the 'Rev.' Barber on TV last night?

Tank looks almost svelt by contrast. I'd like to see them on stage together.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-------

Pic of the 'Rev.' and Butterjug. I do wish someone would photoshop a thought bubble over Petey's head:
"My god that man is bloated. All bullshit and hot air."

Pic: https://tinyurl.com/vxvbabo

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2019 01:38 PM (CDGwz)

274 Rogan was smart.

***

I love the video of him and Ronda Rousey.

That might have been the most entertaining thing I've ever seen on youtube.



Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2019 01:38 PM (WdocV)

275

Devil/Buttgag

That'll be the ticket.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2019 01:38 PM (srJrU)

276 52 Now Corey Booker is the only woman of color.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (oVJmc)

--- Post of the Day!

Posted by: Baldy at December 03, 2019 01:38 PM (+EDVk)

277 Her military background means that she's used to
dealing with guys like that, and knows how they talk and think. She
knows that Rogan would be a smart way to get her message out.



I think a lot of her appeal is that she seems like the kind of girl
you'd want to date or marry, or have your kid bring home to meet the
family. Yeah, maybe her politics are a bit wacky but she seems like she
otherwise has a good head on her shoulders, isn't arrogant towards
everyone, is attractive but not too beautiful, and isn't high
maintenance.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (wCmLp)

She's a hard lefty from HI lefties, and she pals around with pantifa. She ain't stepping one foot on my property with clothes on.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 01:39 PM (1CjJc)

278 272 >>He might take a Senate seat if he thinks it'll make a good "steppingstone" to the Presidency.


Historically, that is a losing bet.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:38 PM (tQURu)

===========

But Obama.

Which will drive everyone's thinking who gets to the Senate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:39 PM (q80AH)

279 We finally saw a Steyer ad here. One guy remarked that Tom should be holding a blunt and wearing dreadlocks And his wife looked like a hippy chick that once did the entire varsity football team in one evening. Oh, and stole her pants off a homeless dude.

I told him that probably wasn't the demo they were going for.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 01:39 PM (G1tCv)

280 Looks like the son of a mailman will soon switch parties and enter the combat, because, you know, John Kasich is the bomb. Orangeman bad.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2019 01:39 PM (C1Lsn)

281 53 Hey baby, I still need help with my polling, if you can take up that position for me.
Posted by: Willie Brown
__________________

A truck load full of Viagra and four hot strippers probably couldn't help that old geezer's polling.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2019 01:39 PM (k4dH2)

282 Rogan was smart.

Works wonders for hair lose I hear

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2019 01:39 PM (cEsBM)

283 (Tulsi) is attractive but not too beautiful, and isn't high maintenance.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (wCmLp)
..........

but she will need a lube job on a regular basis.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 01:39 PM (v0R5T)

284 NBC reporter Jonathan Allen was quick to jump on Bush's tweet, claiming he was attacking Warren's children.
Posted by: SMOD at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (X5CsJ)


Democracy dies with idiots claiming Press status.

Hopefully someone found Allen and hit him with a folding chair.

He didn't attack the kids, you fucking idiot. He attacked HER LIES.

Enemy. Of. The. People.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

285 I don't pretend to know Cali politics but Harris seems like the perfect Senator there.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2019 01:39 PM (FpybW)

286 270 My wife's sister is a lesbian who got "married" in Massachusetts to another "woman" who dresses like a man

--

I'm not saying this about your sister but just in general.

I don't get that at all. If you're attracted to people who look like men...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 01:38 PM (JM7rY)

So, Meryl Streep.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:39 PM (bCLt0)

287 Because they'd have to cover up that she got her start in politics by sucking cocks, which leaves her origins inexplicable and mysterious, and nobody votes for mystery meat.
Posted by: Cato


That didn't stop them with the JEF.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 03, 2019 01:39 PM (E7iEf)

288 Earlier today Jeb Bush tweeted out a story from Reason which recaps
Elizabeth Warren's intentional lies about sending her kids to public
schools. NBC reporter Jonathan Allen was quick to jump on Bush's tweet,
claiming he was attacking Warren's children.


!Yeb! has a golden opportunity to point out that he's not attacking anyone's kids, he's pointing out that Fauxcahontas is lying.

But he won't do it. Wouldn't be prudent...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 03, 2019 01:40 PM (HaL55)

289
What if you don't know them????
Posted by: Roland THTG
--------

Thus begin the Comma Wars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2019 01:40 PM (xSo9G)

290 >>But Obama.

He is the out-liar there.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:40 PM (tQURu)

291 "But. Wouldn't your sister-in-law's wife ... be ... your sister?"

I would guess that his wife's sister is married to a woman.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 03, 2019 01:40 PM (0xMqp)

292 Somehow, I just know her dropping out is he fault of racism and misogyny in the Republican party.

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2019 01:40 PM (MxEKc)

293 Tough choice now. You've got the pervert whose son made millions off his office, a fake Indian who wants to socialize the entire health care system an ass pirate who wants to give Texas back to Mexico, a78 year old 3 foot high munchkin who wants to confiscate your guns, some Hawaiian chick who is dumber than a pineapple and another gay guy who thinks he's Spartacus.

I don't know. Did I miss anyone?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 01:27 PM (G1tCv)

Yes.

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at December 03, 2019 01:40 PM (htJYU)

294 207 Politics and taint-tanning.

Only here.
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2019 01:32 PM (RU4s)

Just wait until Bloomberg decides that a vid of him sunning the starfish would help him connect with the Little People.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 01:40 PM (RD7QR)

295 Devil Patrick.

***

That guy put Massholes to sleep. If he is the nominee its a "we're gonna lose big some asshole we can afford to lose with" moment.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2019 01:41 PM (WdocV)

296 Tulsi, meanwhile, would be double-fisting corona's while lying on a floating lounge chair. But not in the pool; she'd want you to take her out on the river in your boat and pull into some out of the way little cove.


Yes......continue please.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2019 01:41 PM (zKkm0)

297 county's Soros DA - elect chose as the head of his CID: The corrupt, incompetent Chief of Police of The Hood. AKA Chester, PA.
Posted by: kallisto

We have a new Soros Commonwealth's Attorney taking office in January. Loudoun County, Va...Arlington has one too.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 03, 2019 01:41 PM (FTlwv)

298 234 -isn't it just perfect that the worst stretch of I-95 from Maine to Florida runs through Chester?

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2019 01:41 PM (LtG+N)

299 After the way the Trump's kid, Bush's daughters, the Covington kiddos were treated, I'm not interested in hearing about the sanctity of children.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (Zc7fg)

300 I admit that I was wrong; I thought she would be one of the two finalists as I was under the impression that Obama was backing her. Email for refunds.

Still sticking by my marker that Gropey Joe is out by the Wednesday after Super Tuesday.

Posted by: motionview at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (pYQR/)

301 You guys need to look at Tulsi's proposals, not her tata's. She's as much a despot as the rest of them.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (G1tCv)

302 I don't get that at all. If you're attracted to people who look like men...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 01:38 PM (JM7rY)
-----
Think of it as Man Lite, with 90% less testosterone.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (3Z6pZ)

303 Tulsi is a leftist who is good at hiding her leftism from non-leftists.


Tulsi is dangerous.

Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (l3+k2)

304 Kamla is full blooded Onherkneeshoe

Posted by: Blanco at December 03, 2019 01:34 PM (Ay9RF)

---|
thread winner!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (PkW5Q)

305 122 I wonder who her massive support will go to?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2019 01:25 PM (cEsBM)

...

You don't think candidates will be lining up for Harris' endorsement?

What office do you think it would take to get it? I'd say Secretary of Interior.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (yL25O)

306 In regards to the sidebar "A Deplorable Strategy Beyond 2020" I have only one point to make: #Communists will not let you leave! #Communism is a religion in which they must control & enslave you. If you attempt to leave or resist they will imprison or kill you!

The statement "Not even President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would order troops to shoot to re-open abortion clinics were Missouri or North Dakota, or any city, to shut them down" is just wrong. All you have to do is ask yourself "What would Mao/Stalin/Castro/Che/Chavez/Xi do in a case like that?".

Yes, AOC is an idiot but I assure you there are those close to power in the #progressive ranks who would relish spilling the blood of their enemies. Do you not remember how the #progressives foamed at the mouth for blood over Bundy Ranch/Malheur National Wildlife Refuge?

The only question is whether you will submit to your new #Communist betters or resist with as much force as required to utterly defeat them. There is no middle ground of a "peaceful separation".

Recommended:
1/2 The New American Civil War: Rehearsal for Regicide. Michael Vlahos https://t.co/TDTe7zLKtk
2/2 The New American Civil War: Rehearsal for Regicide. Michael Vlahos https://t.co/kuPHWywV2t
The New American Civil War: 1 of 2: Storming Castle Davos. Michael Vlahos, Naval War College. https://t.co/wLm8yd7w9i
The New American Civil War: 2 of 2: Storming Castle Davos. Michael Vlahos, Naval War College. https://t.co/k20mKB4n4r

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (FBrfY)

307 You can't put Bloomberg on a Stage with Trump.


Bloomie is like 4' -11 3/4" tall.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (tQURu)

308 Don't be surprised when Kamela wins by 1% again in California, just like she won by 1% last time. That's how the ballot harvesting works. Suppose the first real time votes come in, and your candidate lost 54% to 46%. Well, you need to turn in enough manufactured votes, in this case about 5%, so that she wins 51% to 49%. It's a one or two point "win" every time the count is rigged; that's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (Kpl3J)

309 another pretty face goes down ... (that's what Willie said)

There are no real intellectuals on the left. But the NeverTrumper cucks will support any radical leftist "on principuhl". Derbyshire directed me to this link, which had a good quote about the "academics" that claim "only 2% of the population really think" ... and by think they mean to swim in their own perceived wisdom.


"Intellectuals are a danger to society.* Why people constantly get things wrong when they reason abstractly is a topic for another time. ...

(then sarcastically) ... Let's keep up the inaccessible, jargony works that no one reads. Higher education is not teaching much to students or anyone else. But at least it keeps intellectuals off the streets."

Derbyshire was kicked out of the NR Kuck Klub long ago, and this article he linked to might apply to today's cucks. "Intellectual Conformity is Adaptive"

https://fakenous.net/?p=574

Posted by: illiniwek at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (Cus5s)

310 I was tired of her calling herself black.....Like Obama (50 percent white) she is half Indian (with a dot) and half Jamaican. Her skin color is just like my doctor, who is from India. I have seen some from India who are very dark, almost African American black, but are very much from India.
Posted by: Colin


She was also on the wrong side of the slavery issue.

Her family were slavers. Not slavees.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 01:43 PM (ZOlfu)

311 Think of it as Man Lite, with 90% less testosterone.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (3Z6pZ)

And a front hole.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:43 PM (CQ3Qb)

312 Tulsi does not want to go on a boat with me to a quiet cove. Unless her standards are as low as mine.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at December 03, 2019 01:43 PM (gwIiX)

313 In fairness, Jonathan Allen is barely literate. Who know what he thought he was reading.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2019 01:43 PM (yQpMk)

314 Ms. Harris also faced questions about her political strategy and her
campaign's organizational structure. She relied on a stable of
California political strategists, led by longtime political operative
Averell "Ace" Smith, who did not heed warnings from grass-roots
organizers to further invest in early voting states like Iowa and New
Hampshire. Instead, the campaign focused more heavily on later primaries
in states with more nonwhite voters, including South Carolina and
California.


You f'd up. You thought running nationwide was the same as running in California.
"Ace" Smith =/= an ace campaign manager

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 01:43 PM (bDqIh)

315 305 122 I wonder who her massive support will go to?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2019 01:25 PM (cEsBM)

...

You don't think candidates will be lining up for Harris' endorsement?

What office do you think it would take to get it? I'd say Secretary of Interior.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (yL25O)

Well she's an expert on having interiors explored.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 01:43 PM (RD7QR)

316 Who would think a decade ago that after one Hindu candidate dropped out of the Dem primaries for President that another Hindu candidate remained?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 03, 2019 01:43 PM (2DOZq)

317 How bad of a candidate do you have to be to get knocked out of campaign in one debate by someone lower in the polls than you. this "Campaign" might end he National hopes

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 03, 2019 01:43 PM (BqBId)

318 He didn't attack the kids, you fucking idiot. He attacked HER LIES.

Enemy. Of. The. People.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)


Those are her Lie-Children, you hateful monster!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (hLRSq)

319 Thomas Bowers was found dead. Suicide.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

I always half expect that the next one of these headlines is going to read "James Comey found dead...suicide note blames a dishonorable world."

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (32YRo)

320 270 I'm not saying this about your sister but just in general.

I don't get that at all. If you're attracted to people who look like men...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 01:38 PM (JM7rY)

Doesn't mean she's attracted to penis.

Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (sm6Pk)

321 So, she couldn't get the polls up? That's a big problem when your path to the top is on your back.

Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (9221z)

322 The Dem's big hopes:

-Pete Buttgag, who think she can turn being queer into winning the Oval Office
-Elizabeth Warren, who is even less likable than Hillary and the big fundraisers hate
-Joe Biden, who is a ancient, demented pervert
-Bernie Sanders, who is only polling well because he did well last time and people have heard of him
-Bloomberg, who is radical, tiny, and unliked outside NYC
-Cory Booker, who thinks he's successfully hidden his homosexuality
-Julian Castro, the most boring man in the world
-John Delaney, who?
-Michael Bennet, who?
-Tulsi Gabbard, who the Democratic Party establishment hates
-Amy Klobuchar, who is despised by her own people and nobody knows how to pronounce her name
-Deval Patrick, who is supposed to be the next Obama, but is getting nowhere
-Tom Steyer, who thinks you can buy the presidency by doing nothing but running really boring ads
-Marianne Williamson, who thinks the crystals told her she'll be president
-Andrew Yang, who comes up with something weirder every time he opens his mouth

Here's the rest of the clown car that has dropped out:
-Harris
-Bill DiBlasio
-Steve Bullock
-Kirsten Gillenbrand
-John Hickenlooper
-Jay Inslee
-Wayne Meesam
-Seth Moulton
-Richard Ojeda
-Robert Francis O'Rourke
-Tim Ryan
-Joe Sestak
-Eric Swallwell

Most of whom people have never heard of.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

323 Don't forget that Kamala future president tweet.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/qmg2eas

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (1CjJc)

324 245
My wife's sister is a lesbian who got "married" in Massachusetts to
another "woman" who dresses like a man and knows nothing but think she's
really smart.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 03, 2019 01:33 PM (9V81o)

----

Do you tell her to stop mansplaining?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 03, 2019 01:35 PM (ECrgQ)
this always confuses me....mannish lesbians who hate men yet want to be one......and then lesbians who are attracted to manly lesbians.....like they like men a little bit....but not all the way.....but guaranteed they got a vibrator....to complete the act.....real dicks no.....mechanical dicks....ok......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (0O7c5)

325

Incidentally, devil patrick's is an angry dyke (just like obama's).

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2019 01:45 PM (srJrU)

326 Thomas Bowers was Epstein's personal private banker, by the way.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:45 PM (CQ3Qb)

327 Who wants to bet that Jeb folds like a cheap lawn chair on this one?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)

328 297. The first thing the Philly Soros D.A. did was fire every competent prosecutor, regardless of political affiliation.

Posted by: kallisto at December 03, 2019 01:45 PM (LtG+N)

329 321
So, she couldn't get the polls up? That's a big problem when your path to the top is on your back.

Posted by: Iblis at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (9221z)

Live by the poll, die by the poll.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 01:45 PM (1CjJc)

330 Re: The AmGreatness article by Codevilla linked in the sidebar - spot on.

Posted by: DocJ at December 03, 2019 01:45 PM (NYS7S)

331 You don't think candidates will be lining up for Harris' endorsement?

What office do you think it would take to get it? I'd say Secretary of Interior.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (yL25O)

Nothing less than AG.

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2019 01:45 PM (X/Pw5)

332 322
Most of whom people have never heard of.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

=========

That's still a long list of candidates in the race with only three months to drop out before primary voting starts.

It's just 3 shy of the largest the Republican field ever got in 2016.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:45 PM (q80AH)

333 Between ballot harvesting and jungle primaries in Kali, does that mean it doesn't matter who votes, but who counts the votes? Yeah, thought so.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2019 01:46 PM (C1Lsn)

334 122 I wonder who her massive support will go to?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2019 01:25 PM (cEsBM)
____________________

We're going to Disney World!

Posted by: Both of Kamaltoe's voters at December 03, 2019 01:46 PM (k4dH2)

335 I saw Mechanical Dicks open for The Machines of Loving Grace at the Rialto Theatre in Tucson, back in 93!

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:46 PM (tQURu)

336 As far as Younger woman Democrat to pin wishful thinking on, I would prefer Kyrsten Sinema over Gabbard.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:46 PM (bCLt0)

337 >>Gloomberg is @ 6% after a week? What an ego stroke.


He's the latest shiny object.
Running on a 'Cat Voters and Laser Pointer' platform.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2019 01:46 PM (XP/8i)

338 Speaking of civil war books, have any morons read Battle Cry of Freedom? I'm considering putting it on my Christmas list.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at December 03, 2019 01:46 PM (0GvUH)

339 this always confuses me....mannish lesbians who hate men yet want to be one......and then lesbians who are attracted to manly lesbians.....like they like men a little bit....but not all the way.....but guaranteed they got a vibrator....to complete the act.....real dicks no.....mechanical dicks....ok......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (0O7c5)

Freud: "Penis envy."

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 01:47 PM (7nTlT)

340 Nothing less than AG.
Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2019 01:45 PM (X/Pw5)

That's what the lefties are all screeching right now. "When" the Dems win the presidency, Harris for AG.

Because not enough single moms are being prosecuted for truancy, I guess.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 03, 2019 01:47 PM (U7qMl)

341
307 You can't put Bloomberg on a Stage with Trump.


Bloomie is like 4' -11 3/4" tall.



Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (tQURu)


The answer is jet-pack. Mini Mike wears a jet-.pack

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 01:47 PM (hLRSq)

342 Historically, that is a losing bet.

Yeah, I did a piece running down all the different jobs people had before becoming president and Senator is a rare win. Of the three men who went from the Senate to the White House, two died in office, and Obama is the third. Sixteen presidents were senators at some point before taking office, though, just not immediately.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

343 As far as Younger woman Democrat to pin wishful thinking on, I would prefer Kyrsten Sinema over Gabbard.
Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:46 PM (bCLt0)


I'm fine with Sinema on top of Gabbard...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 01:47 PM (wCmLp)

344 my friends and I once got lost in Chester City

TERRIFYING

we saw things

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 01:48 PM (Rarvo)

345 341
307 You can't put Bloomberg on a Stage with Trump.


Bloomie is like 4' -11 3/4" tall.



Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (tQURu)


The answer is jet-pack. Mini Mike wears a jet-.pack
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 01:47 PM (hLRSq)

...

There are other options.

Posted by: Tippy Toe Jeb at December 03, 2019 01:48 PM (yL25O)

346 >>Gloomberg is @ 6% after a week? What an ego stroke.

His god-awful ads are everywhere. Hasn't he spent upwards of $60mil already?

Posted by: DocJ at December 03, 2019 01:48 PM (NYS7S)

347 -Andrew Yang, who comes up with something weirder every time he opens his mouth
........

Really. $1000 a month? Fuck that. Make it $5000 and I swear I'll vote for you. Really I will.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 01:48 PM (v0R5T)

348 Holy shit....

Kamala did the Wakanda forever thing earnestly?

How disassociated from real life is she?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:48 PM (q80AH)

349 This headline is the reason I love Ace.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 03, 2019 01:48 PM (jUVms)

350 As far as Younger woman Democrat to pin wishful thinking on, I would prefer Kyrsten Sinema over Gabbard.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:46 PM (bCLt0)


She's going to get tired of the DNC bullshit pretty quick. I think she goes Independent at some point.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at December 03, 2019 01:49 PM (gwIiX)

351 can't put Bloomberg on a Stage with Trump.


Bloomie is like 4' -11 3/4" tall.



Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:42 PM (tQURu)


The answer is jet-pack. Mini Mike wears a jet-.pack
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 01:47 PM (hLRSq)

The Great Gazoo ?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 03, 2019 01:49 PM (2DOZq)

352 I actually was a little worried about Kamala, even though she's an unlikable bitch, you could say the same about Obama.

I could have seen her possibly put that same coalition together.

I would say right now I'm most worried about Buttigieg, I just don't know if him being gay is really enough to think he can't win.

Posted by: Blago at December 03, 2019 01:49 PM (sjTfF)

353 "336 As far as Younger woman Democrat to pin wishful thinking on, I would prefer Kyrsten Sinema over Gabbard.
Posted by: john knox"


I think Tulsi and Sinema should settle it by reenacting the infamous scene from Requiem for a Dream.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 03, 2019 01:49 PM (OD2ni)

354 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (KZzsI)


Which shows how much damage Obama and the Clintons did to the Democrats. Out of over twenty people there is not yet one that can strike a spark of real interest.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 01:49 PM (hLRSq)

355 Since she is dropping out, that should free up at least three James Bakers to go work on other campaigns.

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2019 01:49 PM (+imMG)

356 I would give Tulsi the opportunity to earn my vote.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 03, 2019 01:50 PM (88+cf)

357
In fairness, Jonathan Allen is barely literate. Who know what he thought he was reading.


Allen was lying too. !Yeb! could've gotten two birds with the same stone, but instead chose not to. That's not who we are...

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 03, 2019 01:50 PM (HaL55)

358 but she will need a lube job on a regular basis.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 01:39 PM (v0R5T)
---
well, surprise anal has certain requirements to be enjoyable...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 03, 2019 01:50 PM (PkW5Q)

359 Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (0O7c5)

"Daddy issues" pretty much covers the spectrum.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 03, 2019 01:50 PM (ECrgQ)

360 And I can't imagine knowing that I was dropping out and keeping my campaign store open to let people continue to waste their money.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at December 03, 2019 01:50 PM (0GvUH)

361 The Great Gazoo ?
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 03, 2019 01:49 PM (2DOZq)


The cartoon version of jumping the shark.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

362 She's a hard lefty from HI lefties, and she pals around with pantifa. She ain't stepping one foot on my property with clothes on.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 01:39 PM (1CjJc)

AntiFa regularly marches with the Israeli flag. Wouldn't dig too deep into the nations who are finding AntiFa, if I was you.
Also, the ADL declared Anti-AntiFa groups as hate/terrorist groups. The ADL is the group who is in charge of censorship on the web and has more political lobbying power in DC than any other group.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 03, 2019 01:50 PM (ngSZO)

363 Speaking of civil war books, have any morons read Battle Cry of Freedom? I'm considering putting it on my Christmas list.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at December 03, 2019 01:46 PM (0GvUH)
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I consider it to be one of the best single-volume histories of the war. He spends a good chunk of the book detailing the politcal and social issues leading to the secession, so it just doesn't come out of nowhere.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 03, 2019 01:50 PM (3Z6pZ)

364 Kamala thought being Moochelle's bff would launch her to the skies.

Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2019 01:51 PM (l3+k2)

365 358 well, surprise anal has certain requirements to be enjoyable...
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 03, 2019 01:50 PM (PkW5Q)

Not sure if they have otters in Hawaii...

Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:51 PM (sm6Pk)

366 "can't put Bloomberg on a Stage with Trump."

Dwarf tossing makes a comeback?

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2019 01:51 PM (32YRo)

367 One less hole in the race.

And when Biden croaks, there will be no one left who can unite all lefts hate and focus it into a single eye of Sauron.

Posted by: Friendly Neighborhood Groyper at December 03, 2019 01:51 PM (AtnLe)

368 Bloomberg will insist that Trump be kept further away from voters than himself so he can appear gigantic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2019 01:51 PM (043pn)

369 The Great Gazoo ?
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 03, 2019 01:49 PM (2DOZq)

The cartoon version of jumping the shark.
Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

Heh.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 03, 2019 01:52 PM (2DOZq)

370 AntiFa regularly marches with the Israeli flag.


Where? Unless you mean for the burning.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2019 01:52 PM (yQpMk)

371 I think Tulsi and Sinema should settle it by reenacting the infamous scene from Requiem for a Dream.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 03, 2019 01:49 PM (OD2ni)

For America.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 01:52 PM (1CjJc)

372 consider it to be one of the best single-volume histories of the war

-

Thanks. That's sort of what I'm after.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at December 03, 2019 01:52 PM (0GvUH)

373 I still think that Gabbard and Sinema are betting on a 2020 disaster for the Dems and want to position themselves to pick up the pieces. Sinema is trying to portray herself as a moderate Dem who can appeal to middle-of-the-road types, while Gabbard is much harder left, but trying to not terrify the working class who are traditionally receptive to left-wing talking points.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 01:52 PM (wCmLp)

374 Here's the rest of the clown car that has dropped out:
-Harris
-Bill DiBlasio
-Steve Bullock
-Kirsten Gillenbrand
-John Hickenlooper
-Jay Inslee
-Wayne Meesam
-Seth Moulton
-Richard Ojeda
-Robert Francis O'Rourke
-Tim Ryan
-Joe Sestak
-Eric Swallwell

Most of whom people have never heard of.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

We're having open try outs. No experience necessary!

Posted by: Cincinnati Bengals at December 03, 2019 01:52 PM (Izzlo)

375 You can only sleep with so many people to get to the top....

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at December 03, 2019 01:52 PM (RLiOt)

376 Bloomberg will insist that Trump be kept further away from voters than himself so he can appear gigantic.


Forced perspective. His podium will be 2 feet from the camera.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2019 01:52 PM (yQpMk)

377 344 my friends and I once got lost in Chester City

TERRIFYING

we saw things
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 01:48 PM (Rarvo)

Yeah, people from Norristown think Chester is a hellhole.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

378 Historically, that is a losing bet.

Yeah, I did a piece running down all the different jobs people had before becoming president and Senator is a rare win. Of the three men who went from the Senate to the White House, two died in office, and Obama is the third. Sixteen presidents were senators at some point before taking office, though, just not immediately.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Because historically, the voters wanted someone with executive experience, i.e., a governor.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 01:53 PM (ZOlfu)

379 Mini-Mike is the candidate consultants love: a rich, by-the-book, candidate who will do every conventional thing presented to him.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 01:53 PM (hLRSq)

380 Not sure if they have otters in Hawaii...
Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:51 PM (sm6Pk)

They have Monk Seals.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2019 01:53 PM (htJYU)

381 How soon before Hillary announces? She's having Podesta hide his creepy art collection right now.

Posted by: Winston at December 03, 2019 01:53 PM (d4UT+)

382 I know that Wakanda was the fictional setting in a Marvel movie but would someone explain to me WTF Kamala was doing? Was that in the Black Panther movie? What was that?

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 03, 2019 01:53 PM (jUVms)

383 373
I still think that Gabbard and Sinema are betting on a 2020 disaster for
the Dems and want to position themselves to pick up the pieces. Sinema
is trying to portray herself as a moderate Dem who can appeal to
middle-of-the-road types, while Gabbard is much harder left, but trying
to not terrify the working class who are traditionally receptive to
left-wing talking points.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 01:52 PM (wCmLp)


My thinking also.

Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2019 01:53 PM (l3+k2)

384 I just don't know if him being gay is really enough to think he can't win.

Posted by: Blago

I think its more like Petey thinks being gay is enough to win...

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2019 01:53 PM (32YRo)

385 Tulsi, meanwhile, would be double-fisting corona's
while lying on a floating lounge chair. But not in the pool; she'd want
you to take her out on the river in your boat and pull into some out of
the way little cove.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


You've clearly put a lot of effort in to this fantasy. Good effort.

Posted by: pep at December 03, 2019 01:53 PM (T6t7i)

386
Nate Silver
@NateSilver538
With Harris dropping out, all 6 of the remaining candidates who have qualified for this month's debate are white. (Biden, Bernie, Warren, Steyer, Buttigieg, Klobuchar).

=========

Just too good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:54 PM (q80AH)

387 Looks like race is wide open. Can we draft Hyuna? I hear the kids these days like K-pop!

Posted by: Half-tard DNC Groyper at December 03, 2019 01:54 PM (AtnLe)

388 And I can't imagine knowing that I was dropping out and keeping my campaign store open to let people continue to waste their money.


She will be on QVC later with the Harris 2020 t shirts and pens.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2019 01:54 PM (zKkm0)

389 Bloomberg and the creepy billionaire are running a lot of ads here. These appear in the OK, KS, AR and southern MO market areas, all of which participate in the ignoring of the Democrats on election eve. Keep spending that money.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 03, 2019 01:54 PM (C1Lsn)

390 380
Not sure if they have otters in Hawaii...

Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:51 PM (sm6Pk)



They have Monk Seals.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2019 01:53 PM (htJYU)


Mongeese.

Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2019 01:54 PM (l3+k2)

391 "Kamala Harris Dropping Out of Presidential Race to Spend More Time With Her White Wine Spritzer and Vibrator"

There is truly no snark like Ace snark! We are not worthy!

Posted by: doof at December 03, 2019 01:54 PM (olgDX)

392 I read that 50% of the known otter population lives in Central America.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at December 03, 2019 01:55 PM (0GvUH)

393 pzf, but might be accurate BREAKING NEWS: HOUSE INTELLIGENCE PANEL RELEASES TRUMP IMPEACHMENT REPORT.

Posted by: henry at December 03, 2019 01:55 PM (JMDly)

394 382 I know that Wakanda was the fictional setting in a Marvel movie but would someone explain to me WTF Kamala was doing? Was that in the Black Panther movie? What was that?
Posted by: Seems Legit at December 03, 2019 01:53 PM (jUVms)

===========

It was a thing in the culture for five minutes to act like Wakanda was a real place. I think that included some winking recitations of the phrase "Wakanda forever" which is said in Black Panther.

Her delivery in the video, though, is very serious, like Wakanda is a real country.

She's really stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:55 PM (q80AH)

395 Thank you for using that pronoun to save the Earf.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at December 03, 2019 01:55 PM (vtcmf)

396 Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 03, 2019 01:50 PM (ngSZO)

Sounds too joohate conspiracy-y to me. I'm out.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 01:55 PM (1CjJc)

397 Yeah, I did a piece running down all the different jobs people had
before becoming president and Senator is a rare win. Of the three men
who went from the Senate to the White House, two died in office, and
Obama is the third. Sixteen presidents were senators at some point
before taking office, though, just not immediately.


Not much in the way of real-world experience there, eh? Why am I not surprised?
I'd normally say that we need more people in office who have been out here in the real world, but with the low-fi edumacational system we have now after 50 years of Progressive infestation, I doubt we'd be any better off.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 03, 2019 01:55 PM (HaL55)

398 355 Since she is dropping out, that should free up at least three James Bakers to go work on other campaigns.
Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2019 01:49 PM (+imMG)

The 3-D James Baker press at Bureau of Engraving and Printing is firing up even now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 01:55 PM (RD7QR)

399
She will be on QVC later with the Harris 2020 t shirts and pens.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at December 03, 2019 01:54 PM (zKkm0)


I read this as t shirts and penis.

DAMN you, HQ.......

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

400 This is but further proof of the Republicians racistisms!!!

Posted by: SPLC, ADL, & Bulwark Groyper at December 03, 2019 01:56 PM (AtnLe)

401 Not sure if they have otters in Hawaii...
Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:51 PM (sm6Pk)

They have Monk Seals.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2019 01:53 PM (htJYU)
--------
...and mongoose. Lots and lots of them.

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 03, 2019 01:56 PM (Xvo1a)

402 ha ha! it wasn't me this time!

I cleaned the barrel up a little bit while I was in there

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 01:56 PM (Rarvo)

403 Either this country is irredeemably racist, or The People, in their Infinite Wisdom, know a political whore when they see one.

Hmmmm, decisions . . . decisions . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at December 03, 2019 01:56 PM (fp3O8)

404 Must have been an update posted.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2019 01:56 PM (aS1PU)

405 Woah....

Desparately seeking centered.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

406 396 Sounds too joohate conspiracy-y to me. I'm out.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 01:55 PM (1CjJc)

Hallmark of the Groypers.

Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:56 PM (sm6Pk)

407 What the...?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 03, 2019 01:56 PM (ECrgQ)

408 I thought Jeb retired to spend more time with his millions.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2019 01:56 PM (Z4rgH)

409 I'm adding all kinds of UPDAAAATZZZZZ...

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2019 01:56 PM (PbpT7)

410 I feel at home

Posted by: Centered Groyper at December 03, 2019 01:56 PM (AtnLe)

411 oh
that's
interesting
how
did
this
happen
????????????

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (Kpl3J)

412 @NateSilver538
With Harris dropping out, all 6 of the remaining candidates who have qualified for this month's debate are white. (Biden, Bernie, Warren, Steyer, Buttigieg, Klobuchar).

=========

Just too good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:54 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++++++
Has anyone asked Nate Silver why it should matter?

Or does he have some vague, tortured statistic that proves everyone's racist?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (I2dne)

413 How did we get forced into the center? I'm not a centrist!

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (a4qVe)

414 392
I read that 50% of the known otter population lives in Central America.

hmm. i would expect them to mostly be from otterwa.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (sGtp+)

415 i actually considered deliberately adding in an HTML error just so people would know there was an update

but as it turned out, I made one without intending to

Posted by: ace at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)

416 Did you just see ...?

Posted by: Neo at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (yQpMk)

417

HuffPo has a story from late yesterday that Gavin Newsom is going to go to Iowa on December 14 and 15 to campaign for Cameltoe ( sad trombone)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (mpeBU)

418 The answer is jet-pack. Mini Mike wears a jet-.pack
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 01:47 PM (hLRSq)

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*giggles*

Just got a mental pic of Trump swatting him out of the air like a pesky fly.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (RU4sa)

419 *eye roll + wanking hand gesture*
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 01:30 PM


After review, and the fact that it's December, this is sustained.

Posted by: NoFapNovember Referee at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (GfTjh)

420 >> I'm adding all kinds of UPDAAAATZZZZZ...


Wedding Photos?

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:58 PM (tQURu)

421 381 How soon before Hillary announces? She's having Podesta hide his creepy art collection right now.
Posted by: Winston at December 03, 2019 01:53 PM (d4UT+)

I don't think there's an exoskeleton out there sophisticated enough to get Hillary going.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 01:58 PM (RD7QR)

422 Here's the rest of the clown car that has dropped out:

-Harris

-Bill DiBlasio

-Steve Bullock

-Kirsten Gillenbrand

-John Hickenlooper

-Jay Inslee

-Wayne Meesam

-Seth Moulton

-Richard Ojeda

-Robert Francis O'Rourke

-Tim Ryan

-Joe Sestak

-Eric Swallwell



Most of whom people have never heard of.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (KZzsI)

Who are 13 people who have never been in my kitchen.
Seriously, if you give me that list in 2016 I may have heard of Kamel toe and with a gun to my head I may have remembered that DiCommio was mayor of NYC. Other than that, I would have had no clue who those losers are.

Posted by: Timon at December 03, 2019 01:58 PM (dKm4U)

423 "Knowing that they regard us as illegitimate, we have no choice but to return the favor."

I'm no Codevilla but I've been saying this for a long time. Every time we consent to their interrogations, every time go on their Sunday shows, we're legitimizing them. Enough.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 03, 2019 01:58 PM (H8QX8)

424 Or does he have some vague, tortured statistic that proves everyone's racist?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (I2dne)


Less than a year ago Silver proclaimed Kamala to be the front-runner.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:58 PM (CQ3Qb)

425 412 Has anyone asked Nate Silver why it should matter?

Or does he have some vague, tortured statistic that proves everyone's racist?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (I2dne)

===========

Don't care.

I'm just so happy that Democrats aren't nominating a minority.

I hope the activist left lashes out even more at white people in general than they have over the last few years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:58 PM (q80AH)

426 They have Monk Seals.

Great sax player and one of the early jazz trendsetters who blazed the trail into bebop.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 03, 2019 01:58 PM (HaL55)

427 Must have been an update posted.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 03, 2019 01:56 PM (aS1PU)


This must be Ace's version of raising the flag at Pancho's.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

428 When you've fucked and sucked your way to the top, where else is there to go?

Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (wo3c/)

429 i actually considered deliberately adding in an HTML error just so people would know there was an update

but as it turned out, I made one without intending to
Posted by: ace at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (PbpT7)
--------

You are the master.

Posted by: bluebell at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (/669Q)

430 lol that is a great update - in that photo Warren looks INCREDIBLY waspy

I like Yang he's funny. kind of want him to hang around.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (Rarvo)

431 414 hmm. i would expect them to mostly be from otterwa.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (sGtp+)

Valid.

River Otters are mostly native to Canada.

Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (sm6Pk)

432 I've been amused looking at some polls for the UK elections. If you look at one paper, BoJo's lead is shrinking; if you look at another paper, it's the biggest it's ever been and growing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (Kpl3J)

433 I'm just so happy that Democrats aren't nominating a minority.



How?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (yQpMk)

434 -
--
Looks like race is wide open. Can we draft Hyuna? I hear the kids these days like K-pop!
Posted by: Half-tard DNC Groyper at December 03, 2019 01:54 PM

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Corn-Pop? Jump in my lap, grab my leg hairs, and let me tell you about Corn-Pop.

Posted by: Joey "Chains" Biden at December 03, 2019 02:00 PM (pMGkg)

435 and money that had almost completely dried up recently

Following suite to her other potential.

Posted by: Ray Gunn at December 03, 2019 02:00 PM (ZS+GP)

436 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:55 PM (q80AH)

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Thanks, I really didn't know.

Yes, yes, she is an idiot.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 03, 2019 02:00 PM (jUVms)

437 @NateSilver538
With Harris dropping out, all 6 of the remaining candidates who have qualified for this month's debate are white. (Biden, Bernie, Warren, Steyer, Buttigieg, Klobuchar).

=========

Just too good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:54 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++++
Ummm, AKSHUALLY, Warren is an American Indian and so counts. Just ask her

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2019 02:00 PM (I2dne)

438 Feather, not dot.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at December 03, 2019 02:00 PM (vtcmf)

439 Here's my not even sort of thought through response:

Harris is to the Dem's primary what Scott Walker was to the Republican's in 2016. On paper, both of them should have shot to the top of the polls. Neither did and it's not really clear why.

I mean, look, I cannot stand Harris Because Prosecutor but I can at least try to set that aside and evaluate her candidacy. On paper, she ticked all kinds of boxes. And yet, nothing.

It was like Walker, who I quite liked. He just didn't catch on and it's never really been clear to me why. I don't know if Trump just sucked all the oxygen out of the room but Walker didn't strike me as that bad of a campaigner.

Same thing with Harris. I mean, she's not any worse than, say, Bernie on the trail. And yet here we are.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:00 PM (mf5HN)

440 Your library book is overdue, paleface! I SCALP YOU!

Posted by: Dances with Dewey at December 03, 2019 02:01 PM (RD7QR)

441
More beejers for Willie Brown's willie?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2019 02:01 PM (pNxlR)

442 437
Just too good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:54 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++++
Ummm, AKSHUALLY, Warren is an American Indian and so counts. Just ask her
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2019 02:00 PM (I2dne)

==========

Wouldn't it be great if, in an effort to reclaim the minority electorate, Warren re-embraced her fake Native Americanism?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 02:01 PM (q80AH)

443 I'm just so happy that Democrats aren't nominating a minority.


wait isn't LGBTQRST... a minority?

they still have at least one of those, possibly more

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 02:01 PM (Rarvo)

444 I've seen river otters here in N WI.


Not surprising.

Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2019 02:01 PM (l3+k2)

445 >>>Or does he have some vague, tortured statistic that proves everyone's racist?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (I2dne)
____________

I heard of one...

Posted by: 13 do 50 Groyper at December 03, 2019 02:01 PM (AtnLe)

446 When you've fucked and sucked your way to the top, where else is there to go?
Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (wo3c/)


The Free Clinic to get checked.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

447 And I'm still willing to bet good money that Tank Abrams is gonna be the Veep nominee - now more than ever. Not because of her ideas, just because of her fat black face. I know that sounds uncouth, but that's the truth of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 02:01 PM (Kpl3J)

448 When you've fucked and sucked your way to the top, where else is there to go?
Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (wo3c/)

Down
Go Down

Thanks for teeing that one up for me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2019 02:01 PM (cEsBM)

449 @NateSilver538
With Harris dropping out, all 6 of the remaining candidates who have qualified for this month's debate are white. (Biden, Bernie, Warren, Steyer, Buttigieg, Klobuchar).

-

Not true. Buttgieg gets brown frequently. It's sort of his whole thing.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 03, 2019 02:01 PM (KUaJL)

450 It was like Walker, who I quite liked. He just didn't catch on and it's never really been clear to me why.

IIRC, he told us that we were all bigots for opposing unlimited immigration. The Jeb Gambit, as it were.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2019 02:02 PM (yQpMk)

451 430 lol that is a great update - in that photo Warren looks INCREDIBLY waspy

I like Yang he's funny. kind of want him to hang around.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (Rarvo)

In that case, we need a Ying. For balance and all.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 02:02 PM (bCLt0)

452 421. When was her last public appearance? She's probably getting back to her fighting weight.

Posted by: Winston at December 03, 2019 02:02 PM (d4UT+)

453 I'm starting to regret that Harris 2020 tattoo.

Posted by: Tidepod Dude at December 03, 2019 02:02 PM (q1Pj5)

454 I think the biggest lesson from Kamala Crash-and-Burn is that checking off the boxes in some pundit's list is not enough to make a successful candidate. There is an identifiable spark that connects with the voters. Some people have it others do not. Without that emotional connection all the rationalizing and reasoning isn't going to get you anywhere.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

455 I'm just so happy that Democrats aren't nominating a minority.



How?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren


By everyone left being white. Including you sugartits.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 02:02 PM (ZOlfu)

456 And I'm still willing to bet good money that Tank Abrams is gonna be the Veep nominee - now more than ever. Not because of her ideas, just because of her fat black face. I know that sounds uncouth, but that's the truth of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 02:01 PM (Kpl3J)

She has a face? It is hard getting past that huge ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2019 02:02 PM (cEsBM)

457 Wouldn't it be great if, in an effort to reclaim the minority electorate, Warren re-embraced her fake Native Americanism?


I think we should keep mentioning it, it seems pertinent, no?

let's not let her "forget" how indigenous she is. how she got her college sinecures. she needs to stand up for her people!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 02:02 PM (Rarvo)

458 Inevitable....she finally got to a place where she was "all dressed up and no one to blow."

Posted by: Orson at December 03, 2019 02:02 PM (hXke2)

459 >>I've seen river otters here in N WI.


If you see one, there's likely already 2-3 behind you.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 02:02 PM (tQURu)

460 Posted by: Forheremenaremen at December 03, 2019 01:52 PM (RLiOt)

She wasn't sleeping.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 03, 2019 02:02 PM (/26zP)

461 I still think that Gabbard and Sinema are betting on a 2020 disaster for the Dems and want to position themselves to pick up the pieces. Sinema is trying to portray herself as a moderate Dem who can appeal to middle-of-the-road types, while Gabbard is much harder left, but trying to not terrify the working class who are traditionally receptive to left-wing talking points.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

_____________

I tend to think Tulsi is actually pretty moderate on some issues in private but Sinema is to the left of Elizabeth Warren when the cameras aren't around.

I don't think either will ever be President.

Posted by: Blago at December 03, 2019 02:03 PM (sjTfF)

462 Who are 13 people who have never been in my kitchen.
Seriously,
if you give me that list in 2016 I may have heard of Kamel toe and with
a gun to my head I may have remembered that DiCommio was mayor of NYC.
Other than that, I would have had no clue who those losers are.




Posted by: Timon


Sure, but you'd never heard of Buttigieg either, and now he's in the top tier. All of those you mentioned were hoping to be Buttigieg. Remember that Clinton only won because all the names had decided not to challenge Bush 1.

Posted by: pep at December 03, 2019 02:03 PM (T6t7i)

463
My work is done here.

- Tulsi

Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2019 02:03 PM (G0vdT)

464 It was like Walker, who I quite liked. He just didn't catch on and it's never really been clear to me why. I don't know if Trump just sucked all the oxygen out of the room but Walker didn't strike me as that bad of a campaigner.

Walker was Horde fave. Lots of us have bookcovers with Mrs. Scott Walker scribbled on them.

But he did himself in by not supporting his supporters in Wisconsin, and then by trying to draft behind Trump's wall pitch and then going, err, no, I meant, hooray for illegal immigration.

That is why he didn't catch fire.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2019 02:03 PM (9VeU0)

465 That pic of Fauxcahomtas is scary!!

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 03, 2019 02:03 PM (a4qVe)

466 447 And I'm still willing to bet good money that Tank Abrams is gonna be the Veep nominee - now more than ever. Not because of her ideas, just because of her fat black face. I know that sounds uncouth, but that's the truth of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 02:01 PM (Kpl3J)


Well, she certainly has stage presence. If she won, they'd have to upgrade Air Force II though.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 02:04 PM (bCLt0)

467 Someone needs to alter that Trump from the Top Rope Meme to make a Tulsi from the Top Rope Meme.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 02:04 PM (tQURu)

468 She's a flop because she has that 'it's all about me' vibe; whereas, Bernie has that 'it's all about us' vibe.

Posted by: Ray Gunn at December 03, 2019 02:04 PM (ZS+GP)

469 When you've fucked and sucked your way to the top, where else is there to go?
Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (wo3c/)


The Peter Principle: People in an organization tend to rise to the point where they're most incompetent.

Correlary: You can tell how good the people who sleep their way to the top are in bed by how far up they go.

Kamala Harris sucks Senator level dick. Not Presidential level.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 03, 2019 02:04 PM (KUaJL)

470 Wakanda lacks Diversity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2019 02:04 PM (043pn)

471 Hey lefty lurkers/trolls, Brett Kavanaugh is on the Supreme Court and Kamala will never be president. In case you need a reminder.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 03, 2019 02:04 PM (OD2ni)

472 63 Tulsi, for all of her flaws, did the American people a great favor by torpedoing Kamala. We dodged a bullet, much as we did with Hillary.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (J+mig)


Perhaps, or maybe she just introduced the real Kamala to the American public, sans the Progda protectors.

Progda couldn't protect her, no matter how much Obama wanted it.

But in any case, the American people would find out how big a fraud Kamala is/was.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 03, 2019 02:05 PM (sy5kK)

473 Bernie has that "I'm sending back this soup" vibe

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 02:05 PM (Rarvo)

474 >>>>Sure, but you'd never heard of Buttigieg either, and now he's in the top tier.

Wut? The four foot tall communist polling at Zero in SC is in your top tier?

Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden at December 03, 2019 02:05 PM (NVYyb)

475 470 Wakanda lacks Diversity.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2019 02:04 PM (043pn)

============

That's not possible! Look at all the black people and no one else! So diverse!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 02:05 PM (q80AH)

476 466 447 And I'm still willing to bet good money that Tank Abrams is gonna be the Veep nominee - now more than ever. Not because of her ideas, just because of her fat black face. I know that sounds uncouth, but that's the truth of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 02:01 PM (Kpl3J)


Well, she certainly has stage presence. If she won, they'd have to upgrade Air Force II though.
Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 02:04 PM (bCLt0)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_Beluga

Posted by: josephistan at December 03, 2019 02:05 PM (Izzlo)

477 Wakanda lacks Diversity.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Wakanda is looking like the teacher's lounge at a tony prep school.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 02:05 PM (ZOlfu)

478 By everyone left being white. Including you sugartits.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 02:02 PM (ZOlfu)


Tulsi looks darker than kamala on the twitter screen-cap ... so nothing a short holiday in the sun can't fix. Is there a Hawaiian debate ?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 03, 2019 02:05 PM (XzVUd)

479 Kamala drops out. More time to get stoned.

Posted by: she bogarts at December 03, 2019 02:05 PM (WX+x0)

480 Same thing with Harris. I mean, she's not any worse than, say, Bernie on the trail. And yet here we are.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:00 PM (mf5HN)


Guilt by association is my guess. Hillary set back any idea of a woman president for at least ten years, and the novelty of a black president is gone. If Warren gets the nomination, add another ten.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at December 03, 2019 02:06 PM (gwIiX)

481 It was like Walker, who I quite liked. He just didn't catch on and it's never really been clear to me why. I don't know if Trump just sucked all the oxygen out of the room but Walker didn't strike me as that bad of a campaigner.†

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:00 PM (mf5HN)

Identity matters more than emotions, which matters more than policy. Scott Walker enjoyed broad but shallow support throughout the Republican base, yet chose to align himself with rich consultants who advised him to move on the Jeb Bush space. That's because for all the skull throne memes, Walker was a very establishment politician. He might be President if he had done more against rogue prosecutors in his state. We'll never know.

By the same token, Kamala Harris is a whore, which made black women give her a wide berth. And black men were never going to vote for someone who spent her childhood in Canada before becoming a prosecutor. She could probably have made a decent Republican presidential candidate with a history of public prosecutions and private whoredom. Let's all thank Buddha and Spongebob that she chose to be a Dem instead.

Posted by: trev006 at December 03, 2019 02:06 PM (6OzV/)

482 Walker was Horde fave. Lots of us have bookcovers with Mrs. Scott Walker scribbled on them.

But he did himself in by not supporting his supporters in Wisconsin, and then by trying to draft behind Trump's wall pitch and then going, err, no, I meant, hooray for illegal immigration.

That is why he didn't catch fire.
Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2019 02:03 PM (9VeU0)
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Yep, immigration got him. It got the whole field.

Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2019 02:06 PM (G0vdT)

483 428
When you've fucked and sucked your way to the top, where else is there to go?


Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (wo3c/)

To the curb to hail a cab.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 02:06 PM (1CjJc)

484 I'm starting to think local talker Rich Zeoli is right - Obama wants the Dems to LOSE this election

he thinks the Left has a better shot in 2024, going hard left at that time

he's wrong but then again, he's a dolt.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 02:06 PM (Rarvo)

485 Sherrod Brown is a guy??

Posted by: andycanuck at December 03, 2019 02:06 PM (Dh1wo)

486 Nobody is going to be the next Obama, because he was a special rare unique event.

The exact right guy at the exact right moment with the exact right voice and carefully practiced and memorized persona and public image. Almost nothing about him personally was why he won, being a Senator or a halfican American, or his height or his policies. He was a sort of symbol of "something different and not Republican who seems presidential".

You can't recapture that.

It was like Walker, who I quite liked. He just didn't catch on and it's never really been clear to me why. I don't know if Trump just sucked all the oxygen out of the room but Walker didn't strike me as that bad of a campaigner.

I think Walker bailed too early. He could have caught on better, but just stopped after a couple weeks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 02:07 PM (KZzsI)

487 Gonna stick up for Jonathan Allen here...he co-authored, with Amie Parnes, the single best book on the 2016 election: SHATTERED.

Among other things we know because of that book is the fact that Hitlery came up with the Russian collusion delusion within 24 hours of her loss, as an explanation to her donors of why she lost.

It's an invaluable book.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 03, 2019 02:07 PM (U7qMl)

488 They have Monk Seals.


Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2019 01:53 PM (htJYU)



Franciscan or Benedictine? And I didn't know that certain holy orders had their own special ops units.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2019 02:07 PM (mpeBU)

489 Elizabeth 'swampum wampum' Warren is not white.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at December 03, 2019 02:07 PM (VqhL9)

490 >River Otters are mostly native to Canada.

Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (sm6Pk)


North American River Otters are found in more than 30 US states.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 03, 2019 02:07 PM (sjdRT)

491 473 Bernie has that "I'm sending back this soup" vibe
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 02:05 PM (Rarvo)



More like the farshimmelt alta cocker with old man BO who takes out his teeth at Dubrow's.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2019 02:07 PM (zBaqJ)

492 Same thing with Harris. I mean, she's not any worse than, say, Bernie on the trail. And yet here we are.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:00 PM (mf5HN)

As I see it neither Walker nor Harris defined themselves. They entered as high profile blurs who seemed to think the name or the press attention was enough. Walker (oddly enough since he'd been through some tough battles in Wisconsin and was better prepared than any candidate to know the Left), tried to sound above-it-all and completely missed the mood of the base. Harris came in like a celebrity and got sandbagged in the debate by Gabbard. The bottom line -- the people on both sides wanted and want a fighter.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 03, 2019 02:07 PM (H8QX8)

493 Top 4 pollers right now for Dems are Biden Bernie Warren and Buttigieg.

Bloomberg had already passed Harris for #5. That means Yang has moved up to 5th.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2019 02:07 PM (9VeU0)

494 Is her vibe named Willie?

Posted by: Jean at December 03, 2019 02:07 PM (nO72o)

495 I saw Sunning the Starfish open for the Fine Young Cannibals at The Flapper in '93.

Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2019 02:08 PM (8TQ1K)

496 >>North American River Otters are found in more than 30 US states.


Be careful when you are sunning your butthole by the riverside, kids.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 02:08 PM (tQURu)

497 473 Bernie has that "I'm sending back this soup" vibe

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 02:05 PM (Rarvo)


As do his followers.

Posted by: Ray Gunn at December 03, 2019 02:08 PM (ZS+GP)

498 More like the farshimmelt alta cocker with old man BO who takes out his teeth at Dubrow's.


oh that vibe too, definitely

not to mention the "annoying old guy on the plane who crosses his leg so his sandaled crusty foot is in your face" vibe

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 02:08 PM (Rarvo)

499 Same thing with Harris. I mean, she's not any worse than, say, Bernie on the trail. And yet here we are.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:00 PM (mf5HN)

I think Kamela's big flaw was that she put herself forwards as being Just Like Obama, a black candidate who would get all kinds of support from blacks because race, but also from whites because Tuff on Crime.

But in fact, as Tulsi Gabbard pointed out so well, black voters despised her because of her atrocious record as California AG. That clip of her laughing about smoking pot while she sent thousands of black men to state prison for smoking pot was unforgivable - and so, she had NO constituency, other than the California establishment. That became apparent as soon as she tried to run a national campaign.

Is it mean to mention that she really was never anything other than a stupid whore to the rich and powerful? and she ran her campaign like you'd expect a stupid whore to run it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 02:08 PM (Kpl3J)

500 484 I'm starting to think local talker Rich Zeoli is right - Obama wants the Dems to LOSE this election

he thinks the Left has a better shot in 2024, going hard left at that time

he's wrong but then again, he's a dolt.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 02:06 PM (Rarvo)

Zeoli or Obama?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 02:09 PM (RD7QR)

501 I like Yang he's funny. kind of want him to hang around.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (Rarvo)



I like Yang too. I disagree wildly with his solutions but he at least brings up issues that others are ignoring, such as the impact of automation on less skilled labor and the issues with improving education in rural areas. Has anyone else even given passing mentions to that?

Again, he's wildly wrong on what to do, but he strikes me as someone that you could sit down, argue about all of it even at loud volumes, and then laugh and say let's have a beer.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:09 PM (mf5HN)

502 491 473 Bernie has that "I'm sending back this soup" vibe
Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 02:05 PM (Rarvo)



More like the farshimmelt alta cocker with old man BO who takes out his teeth at Dubrow's.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2019 02:07 PM (zBaqJ)




Yeah,or, " I have to EAT, RIGHT NOW! I gotta take my water pill!"!

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 02:09 PM (bCLt0)

503 439 It was like Walker, who I quite liked. He just
didn't catch on and it's never really been clear to me why. I don't
know if Trump just sucked all the oxygen out of the room but Walker
didn't strike me as that bad of a campaigner.



[snip]

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:00 PM (mf5HN)




Campaigner shmampaigner. All that matters is the media. If there's no oxygen left for you then your campaign suffocates.

Posted by: The Sea People at December 03, 2019 02:09 PM (XzVUd)

504 459
>>I've seen river otters here in N WI.





If you see one, there's likely already 2-3 behind you.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 02:02 PM (tQURu)

They're in the house!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at December 03, 2019 02:09 PM (VqhL9)

505 If Bernie ran for the first time this year, he'd crater like a meteorite. Old, crazy looking, nothing new to say, he'd be in the sub-1% region. The only thing keeping him in the top five still is that he's known and did well last time. Even a lot of his supporters have bailed on him for Warren.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 02:10 PM (KZzsI)

506 447 And I'm still willing to bet good money that Tank Abrams is gonna be the Veep nominee

Best assassination insurance to be had.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 03, 2019 02:10 PM (e1mEI)

507 Guilt by association is my guess. Hillary set back any idea of a woman president for at least ten years, and the novelty of a black president is gone. If Warren gets the nomination, add another ten.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian


It's not "any woman president".

It's "your ex-wife/mother-in-law pinch faced scold woman President".

Because I'd gladly vote for AtC or Sarah Sanders.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 02:10 PM (ZOlfu)

508 Zeoli or Obama?


SORRY! that wasn't clear

Obama is the dolt

but yeah I think the Left New Power Structure is ok with a loss in 2020

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 02:10 PM (Rarvo)

509 I think Walker had way too much Mr. Rogers in him to ever run a national political campaign.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 02:10 PM (Kpl3J)

510 490 >River Otters are mostly native to Canada.

Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:59 PM (sm6Pk)


North American River Otters are found in more than 30 US states.
Posted by: Muad'dib at December 03, 2019 02:07 PM (sjdRT)

The fact that the Horde knows the distribution of the creature they have a meme about is why I hang out here. That and the sunburned starfish cracks.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

511 I think if ButtGiggle was just some gay mayor named Bob Smith he'd have maybe one-third the support. It's the confluence of the gay with the goofy semi-double-entendre last name that keeps him afloat.

Posted by: irright at December 03, 2019 02:10 PM (pMGkg)

512 As deluded as the Dems are, Abrams won't be on the ticket because she is a loser. They don't believe that "she really won" stuff.



Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2019 02:11 PM (9VeU0)

513 But, are not otters cute and cuddly?

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 02:11 PM (bCLt0)

514 i]Wut? The four foot tall communist polling at Zero in SC is in your top tier?


Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden

And leads the pack in at least one Iowa poll. Yes, he's top tier, and I would not be at all surprised to see him on the ticket. Black homophobia will be a problem for sure.

Posted by: pep at December 03, 2019 02:11 PM (T6t7i)

515 No more yankee my wankee. The Wanger needs food!

Posted by: Long Duc Wang at December 03, 2019 02:11 PM (q1Pj5)

516 497 473 Bernie has that "I'm sending back this soup" vibe

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 02:05 PM (Rarvo)

--------

HA! Good one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at December 03, 2019 02:12 PM (jUVms)

517 The statement "Not even President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez would order
troops to shoot to re-open abortion clinics were Missouri or North
Dakota, or any city, to shut them down" is just wrong.

______


Yeah, I was confused that Angelo Codevilla is this naive.

Posted by: ShainS at December 03, 2019 02:12 PM (8TQ1K)

518 I think if ButtGiggle was just some gay mayor named Bob Smith he'd have maybe one-third the support. It's the confluence of the gay with the goofy semi-double-entendre last name that keeps him afloat.
Posted by: irright

He's actually a DC insider, he carbetbagged home to be mayor.

Posted by: Jean at December 03, 2019 02:12 PM (nO72o)

519 507 Guilt by association is my guess. Hillary set back any idea of a woman president for at least ten years, and the novelty of a black president is gone. If Warren gets the nomination, add another ten.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian


It's not "any woman president".

It's "your ex-wife/mother-in-law pinch faced scold woman President".

Because I'd gladly vote for AtC or Sarah Sanders.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 02:10 PM (ZOlfu)


I am sort of afraid of alex.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 02:12 PM (bCLt0)

520 I still can't believe Kamala Harris lost. I was told she had the black vote locked up.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 03, 2019 02:12 PM (O7MnT)

521

OK Kamala, who do we blame for this?

Certainly it isn't on you, it is on those who hate you.

Tell us who we should take down.

That's what we do now, instead of factual reporting relevant information.

Posted by: Progda at December 03, 2019 02:12 PM (sy5kK)

522 A little-known fact, "otter" is almost a palindrome.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 03, 2019 02:12 PM (Dh1wo)

523 I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!

OR IN SC!

AND I'M ALSO FIVE FEET TALL!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (mf5HN)

524 he strikes me as someone that you could sit down,
argue about all of it even at loud volumes, and then laugh and say let's
have a beer.



Posted by: alexthechick


This is an attribute the Dems will regret not having.

Posted by: pep at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (T6t7i)

525 Bloomberg had already passed Harris for #5. That means Yang has moved up to 5th.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2019 02:07 PM (9VeU0)


Makes Yang 6th. SIXTH. Because maff is hard and stuff.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (9VeU0)

526 473 Bernie has that "I'm sending back this soup" vibe



Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 03, 2019 02:05 PM (Rarvo)



Well there's a fly in his soup. Whats that doing there?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (VqhL9)

527 Sherrod Brown is a guy??
Posted by: andycanuck

---

By DNA only. He's sissy enough have his former wife take out a protection order against him.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (Y4EXg)

528 Liz looks like that old black and white of Geronimo.

Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (wo3c/)

529 513
But, are not otters cute and cuddly?

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 02:11 PM (bCLt0)

Post coitus glow.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (1CjJc)

530 >>>449 @NateSilver538
With Harris dropping out, all 6 of the remaining candidates who have qualified for this month's debate are white. (Biden, Bernie, Warren, Steyer, Buttigieg, Klobuchar).

-

Not true. Buttgieg gets brown frequently. It's sort of his whole thing.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

I'M RIGHT HERE!!!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, Noted Indian at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (PbpT7)

531 I hope the DEM nominee selects her as VP. The American people are ready, indeed EAGER, to be hectored by a race-mongering CA radical!

Posted by: mnw at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (Cssks)

532 523 I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!

OR IN SC!

AND I'M ALSO FIVE FEET TALL!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (mf5HN)

=========

In heels?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (q80AH)

533 IT'S A NECK MASSAGER, DAMMIT!

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 03, 2019 02:14 PM (RuIsu)

534 522
A little-known fact, "otter" is almost a palindrome.


Posted by: andycanuck at December 03, 2019 02:12 PM (Dh1wo)

Almost doesn't cut it.

Posted by: Otto at December 03, 2019 02:14 PM (VqhL9)

535 I am sort of afraid of alex.
Posted by: john knox


What's the worst she can do? Burn you at the stake?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

536 509 I think Walker had way too much Mr. Rogers in him to ever run a national political campaign.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 02:10 PM (Kpl3J)


Or run the national government.

Posted by: Ray Gunn at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (ZS+GP)

537 Well there's a fly in his soup. Whats that doing there?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Backstroke?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (ZOlfu)

538 The bottom line -- the people on both sides wanted and want a fighter.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 03, 2019 02:07 PM (H8QX


That's how I viewed Walker - a guy that wouldn't say shit if he had a mouthful. Would have voted for him over Hillary - but would not have been excited about it.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (gwIiX)

539 >>AND I'M ALSO FIVE FEET TALL!


On the Trampoline.

At your Apex.


Sure.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (tQURu)

540 535 I am sort of afraid of alex.
Posted by: john knox

What's the worst she can do? Burn you at the stake?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 02:14 PM (KZzsI)

==========

Unless she runs like Jose Altuve, I'm confident I could outrun her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (q80AH)

541 532
523 I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!



OR IN SC!



AND I'M ALSO FIVE FEET TALL!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (mf5HN)



=========



In heels?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (q80AH)

standing on a manatee.

Posted by: Otto at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (VqhL9)

542 So much for Ms. Inevitability...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (luwYQ)

543
Well there's a fly in his soup. Whats that doing there?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM


what is the backstroke?

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (9C0cu)

544 Because I'd gladly vote for AtC or Sarah Sanders.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 02:10 PM (ZOlfu)


I am sort of afraid of alex.
Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 02:12 PM (bCLt0)



Fluffiest bunniest!

*hops about*

Seriously, those Hordelings who have met me outside the gray box can attest that I am, in fact, a fluffy bunny.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (mf5HN)

545 I wont be comfortable until Klouchbar bails.

Posted by: Jean at December 03, 2019 02:16 PM (nO72o)

546 Cut it is not a palindrome.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 03, 2019 02:16 PM (RuIsu)

547 I hope the DEM nominee selects her as VP. The American people are ready, indeed EAGER, to be hectored by a race-mongering CA radical!
Posted by: mnw at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (Cssks)

Warren / Harris - because you just can't have too many "I'm going to need to speak to your manager" type women in your life.

Posted by: DocJ at December 03, 2019 02:16 PM (DU2N9)

548 537
Well there's a fly in his soup. Whats that doing there?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob





Backstroke?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (ZOlfu)

Thank you.

and off Otto sock.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 03, 2019 02:16 PM (VqhL9)

549 509 I think Walker had way too much Mr. Rogers in him to ever run a national political campaign.
_______________

Walker was dating Mr. Rogers?

Weird, I thought I was the first gay prezzy candidate.

Posted by: Petey Butt-gig at December 03, 2019 02:16 PM (k4dH2)

550 A little-known fact, "otter" is almost a palindrome.

My son attended a newly built high school. Their sportsball teams were originally supposed to be "The Otters," but they changed it to "The Bears" at the last minute. I told my son he should be glad they stopped before they got to "The Twinks."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 03, 2019 02:16 PM (O7MnT)

551 Three out of five letters, Otto. Enough to make any otter President.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 03, 2019 02:16 PM (Dh1wo)

552 Two bridges have collapsed in Italy in the last year. Apparently the Romans don't build like they used to.

That, and spending money on welfare rather than infrastructure tends to crumble your nation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 02:16 PM (KZzsI)

553 Pro-tip, don't stand on a manatee while wearing heels. Oh the huge manatee...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (luwYQ)

554 https://reut.rs/2OLUn9b
*******
U.S. House Speaker Pelosi says at climate summit: We are still in - Reuters

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (BqBId)

555 523 I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!

OR IN SC!

AND I'M ALSO FIVE FEET TALL!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (mf5HN)

But how do you feel about otters?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (RD7QR)

556 standing on a manatee.
Posted by: Otto at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (VqhL9)
-------
Hey, now.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (3Z6pZ)

557 >>IT'S A NECK MASSAGER, DAMMIT!


Then why is it in your nightstand...

next to a box of Baking Soda?

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (tQURu)

558 Keep an eyes 0.0 on those campaign funds.

Posted by: Galil at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (Pzzpr)

559 Seriously, those Hordelings who have met me outside the gray box can attest that I am, in fact, a fluffy bunny.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (mf5HN)

With a flamethrower.

Posted by: DocJ at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (DU2N9)

560 I hope the DEM nominee selects her as VP. The American people are ready, indeed EAGER, to be hectored by a race-mongering CA radical!

The lefty twitterverse wants her as AG.

Besides, Joe has his heart set on the gap-toothed land whale who thinks she's the governor of Georgia.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (O7MnT)

561 553 Pro-tip, don't stand on a manatee while wearing heels. Oh the huge manatee...
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (luwYQ)

I doubt Abrams would put up with that.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 02:18 PM (bCLt0)

562 Is she going back to work on Willie Brown's staff?

Posted by: Random Chappaqua resident at December 03, 2019 02:18 PM (n+uWo)

563 But how do you feel about otters?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (RD7QR)



Otters are absolutely adorable and do not deserve the calumny to which the Horde subject them.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:18 PM (mf5HN)

564 Here's a baby otter...
https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/
1200674168477323264
...with a taste for human flesh!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 03, 2019 02:18 PM (Dh1wo)

565 Fluffiest bunniest!

*hops about*

Seriously, those Hordelings who have met me outside the gray box can attest that I am, in fact, a fluffy bunny.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (mf5HN)

I thought everyone who met you was dead. Except Bandersnatch.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 02:18 PM (7nTlT)

566 Seriously, those Hordelings who have met me outside the gray box can attest that I am, in fact, a fluffy bunny.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (mf5HN)

Yeah, the Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 03, 2019 02:19 PM (KUaJL)

567 Be careful when you are sunning your butthole by the riverside, kids.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 02:08 PM (tQURu)

Safety First!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at December 03, 2019 02:19 PM (88+cf)

568 LOL at the update with the power rankings. Has Chris Cillizza ever been right about anything?

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 03, 2019 02:19 PM (OD2ni)

569 Lol, Victor!

Posted by: skywch at December 03, 2019 02:19 PM (IWvy/)

570 Oh the huge manatee...


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (luwYQ)

tell me about ti.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 03, 2019 02:19 PM (VqhL9)

571 >>554
https://reut.rs/2OLUn9b

*******

U.S. House Speaker Pelosi says at climate summit: We are still in - Reuters

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit

She's a fvcking shitstain.

Posted by: Galil at December 03, 2019 02:19 PM (Pzzpr)

572 I am going to suck the BIGGEST cock tonite.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at December 03, 2019 02:19 PM (CLteG)

573 LOL. I just tuned into Hallmark Movie Channel for a Christmas movie that I have not seen. A cute couple are picking up her mom at the airport. I take one look at her and think "There's Wilma Deering."

I look at the info and sure enough, Erin Gray.

GMILF.

Posted by: JAS at December 03, 2019 02:19 PM (DBGf/)

574 "Oh, the legend of Lies Much Woman,

"From the world of the Oklahoma Land Crab,

She was oh, so proud to be a human,

And to engineer the best tax grab!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2019 02:20 PM (Ejm1K)

575 566
Seriously, those Hordelings who have met me outside the gray box can attest that I am, in fact, a fluffy bunny.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (mf5HN)



Yeah, the Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 03, 2019 02:19 PM (KUaJL)

We've all seen the documentary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 02:20 PM (1CjJc)

576 It was like Walker, who I quite liked. He just didn't catch on and it's never really been clear to me why. I don't know if Trump just sucked all the oxygen out of the room but Walker didn't strike me as that bad of a campaigner.

I think Walker bailed too early. He could have caught on better, but just stopped after a couple weeks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 02:07 PM (KZzsI)
--------------

He larded up his campaign with a huge campaign staff and expensive consultants. As much as anything, he spent himself out of the campaign.

Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2019 02:20 PM (G0vdT)

577 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:09 PM (mf5HN)

He is very intelligent also though too intelligent makes you dumb a lot of the time IYKWIM.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 03, 2019 02:20 PM (ZLlh9)

578 I doubt Abrams would put up with that.
Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 02:18 PM (bCLt0)
------
Seriously, she needs to eat a salad.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee at December 03, 2019 02:20 PM (3Z6pZ)

579 Harris recuses herself from most espensive campaign loss ever, buys a used island. With lots of tunnels and chambers.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 03, 2019 02:20 PM (RuIsu)

580 559 Seriously, those Hordelings who have met me outside the gray box can attest that I am, in fact, a fluffy bunny.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (mf5HN)

With a flamethrower.
Posted by: DocJ at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (DU2N9)

Yeah, that right there. I look around when I read her posts, and have TWO escapes routes lined up.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 02:20 PM (bCLt0)

581 Are we in Camelot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 02:20 PM (luwYQ)

582 But how do you feel about otters?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (RD7QR)

Gotta say the otter sections are always among my favorite displays in the zoo. They look so cute and cuddly and playful.

Then you see the claws. Still cute and cuddly and playful, but the claws - yikes.

Posted by: DocJ at December 03, 2019 02:20 PM (DU2N9)

583 Because I'd gladly vote for AtC or Sarah Sanders.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 02:10 PM (ZOlfu)


AtC can't run for president and be a justice on the SCOTUS.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 02:21 PM (wCmLp)

584 Does Castle Anthrax have a Sybian?

If so, how do they power it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 02:21 PM (luwYQ)

585 Seriously, those Hordelings who have met me outside the gray box can attest that I am, in fact, a fluffy bunny.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (mf5HN)


One with certain anger issues and a restraining order throughout the Dominion of Canada.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 02:21 PM (hLRSq)

586 Isn't Newsome part of the Pelosi family? Didn't he get started from her patronage/family?

Posted by: free tibet at December 03, 2019 02:22 PM (a0Lwn)

587 Are we in Camelot?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 02:20 PM (luwYQ)
--------
It is a silly place.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 03, 2019 02:22 PM (3Z6pZ)

588 584
Does Castle Anthrax have a Sybian?

If so, how do they power it?


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 02:21 PM (luwYQ)

Souls of deflated passersby.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 02:22 PM (1CjJc)

589 Be careful when you are sunning your butthole by the riverside, kids.
____________________

Are we gonna start seeing selfies of people standing by waterfalls, mountains, etc., on their knees (or backs), holding open their butt cheeks so they get a pucker tan?

Posted by: Petey Butt-gig at December 03, 2019 02:22 PM (k4dH2)

590 Cory Booker went all-in on being Biden's VP but Biden has zero shot at the presidency.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

591 Seriously, those Hordelings who have met me outside the gray box can attest that I am, in fact, a fluffy bunny.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (mf5HN)

You're a Harvey and a figment of the horde's imagination ?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 03, 2019 02:23 PM (ZLlh9)

592 I thought everyone who met you was dead. Except Bandersnatch.
Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 02:18 PM (7nTlT)



This is a vicious lie.

I also permit Nearsider and Bannion and MWR to exist.

I mean that's a vicious lie. Is what it is.

*hops about more*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

593 Senate Master at Arms, "All rise for the Chief Justice, President, and Empress; Alex the Chick the First!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 02:23 PM (luwYQ)

594 What's an otteh?

Posted by: Frank Reynolds, Second Amendment Enthusiast at December 03, 2019 02:23 PM (PbpT7)

595 Does Castle Anthrax have a Sybian?

If so, how do they power it?
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Same way they power the grail-shaped beacon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 03, 2019 02:23 PM (3Z6pZ)

596 AtC can't run for president and be a justice on the SCOTUS.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 02:21 PM (wCmLp)

Is that true? As in, is that in Article 2 or Article 3? Asking because I honestly don't know and would be very curious about that.

Posted by: DocJ at December 03, 2019 02:23 PM (DU2N9)

597 590
Cory Booker went all-in on being Biden's VP but Biden has zero shot at the presidency.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

He promised to play with Biden's leg hair in the pool.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 02:24 PM (1CjJc)

598 Does Castle Anthrax have a Sybian?

If so, how do they power it?
-------------
Same way they power the grail-shaped beacon.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Hydroelectric.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 02:24 PM (ZOlfu)

599 Wind-Up Sybian, the Amish make 'em.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 03, 2019 02:24 PM (RuIsu)

600 532 523 I AM NOT A COMMUNIST!

OR IN SC!

AND I'M ALSO FIVE FEET TALL!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (mf5HN)

=========

In heels?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 02:13 PM (q80AH)

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Lying down...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2019 02:25 PM (ErUAG)

601 I,too, am going to suck the most girthiest of cocks tonite.

Posted by: Corey Booker at December 03, 2019 02:25 PM (CLteG)

602 Senate Master at Arms, "All rise for the Chief Justice, President, and Empress; Alex the Chick the First!"
Posted by: Anna Puma


First of her name, Mother of Ravage,

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 02:25 PM (ZOlfu)

603 Anyone else notice the cadaver arm lying on the table in front of E Warren in that pic?!

Eeewwwww

Posted by: Heirloominati at December 03, 2019 02:25 PM (+J//Q)

604 573 LOL. I just tuned into Hallmark Movie Channel for a Christmas movie that I have not seen. A cute couple are picking up her mom at the airport. I take one look at her and think "There's Wilma Deering."

I look at the info and sure enough, Erin Gray.

GMILF.
Posted by: JAS at December 03, 2019 02:19 PM (DBGf/)

Oh yeah. I got meet her & got a hug at a comic con a few years ago. It's all been downhill since.

Posted by: josephistan at December 03, 2019 02:26 PM (Izzlo)

605 https://reut.rs/2OLUn9b
*******
U.S. House Speaker Pelosi says at climate summit: We are still in - Reuters
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (BqBId)
+++++++++++++++
"Our delegation is here to send a message that Congress's commitment to take action on the climate crisis is iron clad," she said, flanked by Democratic Congressional representatives.

This is wishcasting. There is a reason that we never formally joined the Paris Accord and Obama signed us up by EO: lack of agreement between the Executive and some of congress.

We now have exactly the same scenario. If she passes some ludicrous bill to reduce emissions to "net zero" (e.g., "full death"), the Senate will turf it. If for some reason the Senate doesn't turf it, Trump will whip out his veto pen.

She can't accomplish this without a full - and very hard - Dem lock on both houses and the executive. She is unlikely to get that.

It doesn't matter how much Nancy wants the Euros to love her or how much climate virtue she signals and international junkets on our dime, she can't do it. What's worse, everyone knows she can't do it. This has nothing to do with the UN or the Euros she so worships - it has everything to do with whipping votes in her caucus and trying to drum up popular support by continuing to fuck the climate chicken.

As an aside, Reuters had a weird moment of clarity at the end of the article:
But achieving consensus around future U.S. legislation will be a challenge, with campaigners pushing lawmakers and Democratic presidential candidates to pursue a sweeping Green New Deal that twins climate action with social justice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 03, 2019 02:26 PM (I2dne)

606 Does Castle Anthrax have a Sybian?

Judging by how those women were all over Lancelot, I'm guessing no. All they had was spanking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

607 "I've seen river otters here in N WI.
-- If you see one, there's likely already 2-3 behind you."

I've had them here a couple times, they'll eat a lot of fish out of the pond in a hurry ... best to chase them off ... not sure if there is a season to hunt them.



Posted by: illiniwek at December 03, 2019 02:27 PM (Cus5s)

608 There is a dive spot at Anacapa Island off Santa Barbara that's a cove with a sea otter rookery. My favorites dives have been there. They love to interact with divers. Very playful and entertaining.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at December 03, 2019 02:27 PM (WvoAE)

609 Kamaltoe blown out of race

leaves like she came in

Posted by: REDACTED at December 03, 2019 02:27 PM (rpxSz)

610 The nurse will never tell Warren they can't find a vein to put the IV in.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 03, 2019 02:27 PM (ZLlh9)

611 589>>>

And with a surprise anal otter going in for the... something... doubtless.

Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 02:27 PM (wSLCK)

612 Otters always have seemed like cats to me.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 02:28 PM (bCLt0)

613 Now with Kameltoe gone I assume Liz Warren will be reprising her role as the token woman of color in the Gimmedat presidential klown kar. Can we expect more pow wow chow recipes from her, as proof of her true Indian heritage?

Posted by: An Observation at December 03, 2019 02:28 PM (udyhR)

614 Lying down...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 03, 2019 02:25 PM (ErUAG)



Okay, that one's fair.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:28 PM (mf5HN)

615 Oh, and nood

Posted by: DocJ at December 03, 2019 02:28 PM (DU2N9)

616 Does Castle Anthrax have a Sybian?

If so, how do they power it?
-------------
Same way they power the grail-shaped beacon.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Zoot. Alors...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 03, 2019 02:29 PM (zBaqJ)

617 Oh yeah. I got meet her & got a hug at a comic con a few years ago. It's all been downhill since.

That's worth going to a con for. I think a travelog of getting hugs from celebrity women would be a cool photo blog. Here's me getting a hug from Dawn Wells!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

618 Kamaltoe blown out of race

leaves like she came in
Posted by: REDACTED


Like a Panda. Eats shoots and leaves.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 02:29 PM (ZOlfu)

619 AtC can't run for president and be a justice on the SCOTUS.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2019 02:21 PM (wCmLp)
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As chief justice, this is but a small hurdle to jump.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 03, 2019 02:30 PM (qC1Sy)

620 >I've had them here a couple times, they'll eat a lot
of fish out of the pond in a hurry ... best to chase them off ... not
sure if there is a season to hunt them.





Posted by: illiniwek at December 03, 2019 02:27 PM (Cus5s)


We can trap them up here. Smart bastards.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 03, 2019 02:30 PM (sjdRT)

621 Okay, I just got an email from Tesla saying I can reserve a Cybertruck for $100, with delivery in late 2021. Should I reserve one in the name of Mr. Ace O'Spades?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 02:30 PM (RD7QR)

622 563 But how do you feel about otters?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 02:17 PM (RD7QR)


Otters are absolutely adorable and do not deserve the calumny to which the Horde subject them.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:18 PM (mf5HN)



So you're saying they correctly are generous with the usage of lube.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 03, 2019 02:31 PM (d4Cay)

623 -
--
Be careful when you are sunning your butthole by the riverside, kids.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 02:08 PM

------------------------------

You Gotta
SUN-tan your starfish
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside
Down by the riverside!

You Gotta
SUN-tan your starfish
Down by the riverside
Worry 'bout surprise no more!

Posted by: Surprise Otter Chorus at December 03, 2019 02:31 PM (pMGkg)

624 Nood fake news.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 02:31 PM (1CjJc)

625 "Our delegation (who arrived on a carbon spewing jet) is here (with their families) to send a message that Congress's commitment
to take action on the climate crisis is iron clad (and party in Madrid afterward) " she said, flanked by
Democratic Congressional representatives (who were busy planning the evening extra-curricular activities on their cellulars).

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2019 02:32 PM (MxEKc)

626 544 Seriously, those Hordelings who have met me outside the gray box can attest that I am, in fact, a fluffy bunny.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 03, 2019 02:15 PM (mf5HN)


A *cussing* fluffy bunny ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lck4Rdm0h_g

Are you Sid's sister?

Posted by: The Sea People at December 03, 2019 02:33 PM (XzVUd)

627 607 "I've seen river otters here in N WI.
-- If you see one, there's likely already 2-3 behind you."

I've had them here a couple times, they'll eat a lot of fish out of the pond in a hurry ... best to chase them off ... not sure if there is a season to hunt them.



Posted by: illiniwek at December 03, 2019 02:27 PM (Cus5s)

Baloney, whatcha got there is a nutria. Or as we say in the business, ditch rat.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 03, 2019 02:36 PM (e1mEI)

628 Fluffiest bunniest!

Here's one for your jealousy test.
Sister's Florida place had a manatee swimming under her dock.
She needs lifts to make 5' also.

Posted by: DaveA at December 03, 2019 02:40 PM (FhXTo)

629 "Baloney, whatcha got there is a nutria. Or as we say in the business, ditch rat."Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew

nope ... river otters, much bigger than nutria ... saw plenty of nutria in my NOLA days, they don't come this far north.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 03, 2019 02:55 PM (Cus5s)

630
OT: in high-larious climate emergency news

Russian pranksters tag a polar bear with graffiti, spray painting "T-34" on the vicious, snarling ursine.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50643315

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2019 03:16 PM (kw0bd)

631 So how much did Kamala's net worth increase since she started running? Same with Beto?

That's the only reason there were 24 people pretending to run. To get more money.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 03, 2019 03:42 PM (upfer)

632 There was a little girl that ran a shabby sloppy campaign and had to drop out with a year to go.
That little girl was me.

Posted by: Kamala at December 03, 2019 04:50 PM (2Ia/C)

633 That little girl was.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2019 07:51 PM (Ndje9)

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