Eat Less Chicken: Records Show that Chick-Fil-A Has Donated to All Sorts of Conservative-Bashing "Charities," Including the SPLC

Chick-Fil-A is now donating to the very group that put up the map that targeted the Family Research Council, previously one of of Chick-fil-A's supporters.


In 2017, the Chick-fil-A Foundation gave a generous donation to the anti-Christian Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC), which several years ago inspired a potentially deadly domestic terrorist attack on the pro-family Christian organization.

The gunman, Floyd Corkins, stormed FRC headquarters in 2012 "armed with a semi-automatic pistol, 100 rounds of ammunition and 15 Chick-fil-A sandwiches," after he had seen the SPLC's "hate" map online....


"I wanted to kill the people in the building and then smear a Chick-fil-A sandwich in their face," Corkins would later tell the FBI.


The gunman had been enraged by the nationwide Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day, which was organized by conservative activists who wanted to show their support for the restaurant when it was under attack by LGBT activists and their supporters in the corporate media, as well as the Democrat Party....

In spite of all that, the SPLC still lists FRC-- previously one of Chick-fil-A's most vocal defenders--as a "hate group." The restaurant paid FRC back by donating to one of its worst enemies.

Get woke...

People probably won't boycott the store, but they'll almost certainly scale back the politcally-sympathetic overpatronage they were granting Chick-fil-A.

And you know, Popeye's does make a very good chicken sandwich now.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:10 PM




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1 "What's the matter Col. Sanders? Turkey?"

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at December 02, 2019 07:11 PM (XOdSu)

2 So, who's more woke, BK or Chick Fil A?

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 02, 2019 07:11 PM (Z1ykJ)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 02, 2019 07:12 PM (Z1ykJ)

4 What a fall from grace? What possessed the owners to hand the company over to their enemies to do with as they pleased?

Posted by: Decaf at December 02, 2019 07:12 PM (Vaefw)

5 Yeah, that's enough for me. Anyone who supports the SPLC will never get my money.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 07:12 PM (VWp7G)

6 popeye's ain't shit compared to chikfila. stop it.

Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at December 02, 2019 07:13 PM (Ayk4B)

7 So, has this been just a sham for months or years? Don't they tend to make sure that their workers are good conscientious Christian types? Is that just cover?

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 02, 2019 07:13 PM (Z1ykJ)

8 Idiots.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2019 07:14 PM (iTtBf)

9 End all tax deductions and we won't have a situation where I subsidize evil, in any form.

Posted by: Kazi at December 02, 2019 07:14 PM (0x00j)

10 Yeah, that's enough for me. Anyone who supports the SPLC will never get my money.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 07:12 PM (VWp7G)


There isn't even a veneer of impartiality any more, if there ever was. The SPLC is a hate group.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2019 07:14 PM (t+qrx)

11 Theyre paying protection money.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 07:14 PM (Gav5n)

12 we discussed this last week -
ace.mu.nu/archives/384541.php

So. Open thread? Unsure what to talk about here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 07:14 PM (ykYG2)

13 I do like Chick Fil A. Decent food excellent service even when the place is packed.

That said I think I have been to one four times in the last year so my going or not going will have zero impact.

Posted by: Big V at December 02, 2019 07:15 PM (B06Zw)

14 What's with all these businesses donating to charity? Why not just keep the profits for owners or shareholders? Or pay your employees more. They deserve it more than any charity.

Posted by: Cosda at December 02, 2019 07:15 PM (q5GXR)

15 Corporations. Things like this make me even more cynical.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:16 PM (bCLt0)

16 Popeye probably donates to SJW groups

Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 07:16 PM (Gav5n)

17 Y'all bishes got played.

Posted by: CFA at December 02, 2019 07:16 PM (6A9Kg)

18 I'm definitely boycotting. It's one thing to be a known enemy. It's another to be betrayed. I've always hated their waffles fries anyway.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 07:16 PM (2DOZq)

19 >>And you know, Popeye's does make a very good chicken sandwich now.


Word on the street it is well reviewed.

If it's not a great chicken parm, I'm just not interested in a chicken sammich.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 07:16 PM (OxV5C)

20 as far as fast food goes, McDs is (slightly) less #woke than Burger King and there's one near my house, so I walk there.

BK sends me a ridiculous amount of coupons by the way.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 07:16 PM (ykYG2)

21 I want to lnow who hired that Obama supporting POS to head their foundation. That is beyond stupid and the fallout was obvious.

Too bad the franchise owners are going to get f'ed as a consequence.

Posted by: JTB at December 02, 2019 07:17 PM (bmdz3)

22 Kinda explains why they didn't bother with damage control when the story about Salvation Army came out.

They knew there was worse and they'd just get caught in the lie

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 02, 2019 07:17 PM (JPCx4)

23 Don't have either CFA or Popeye in my town. I had been wanting to go to a CFA because of their political position, and to see if it's as good as I heard. I don't want to do that any more. So I can't boycott because I don't have an option, but I will not be looking to try it if I get the chance.

Posted by: Advo at December 02, 2019 07:17 PM (SEqlD)

24 Keep fucking that . . . chicken sandwich! I'll make my own, thank you very much. I didn't care for those ghey fries anyways.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at December 02, 2019 07:17 PM (vGJY7)

25 enemy > traitor

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 07:17 PM (HALdu)

26 Not gonna lie... I actually like KFC. And just stumbled across this:

"For those who want to support Republican ideals along with their bucket of fried chicken, KFC is the place to go. Forbes notes Yum! Brands, the parent company of KFC, Taco Bell, and A&W, gave 87% of its donations to Republicans in the 2012 election cycle. And in 2016, Yum! also gave over $2,000 to the Every Republican is Crucial PAC that promises to 'return us to our conservative roots,' says Eater."

Posted by: HarryStamper at December 02, 2019 07:17 PM (Jjs6X)

27 Jimmy Dean make a pretty good chicken/biscuit sammich that nukes real good.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 07:17 PM (Sf7dd)

28 What the fuck, CFA?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2019 07:18 PM (2B9A/)

29 People probably won't boycott the store, but they'll almost certainly scale back the politcally-sympathetic overpatronage they were granting Chick-fil-A.


Ding, ding, ding.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 07:18 PM (GbPPJ)

30 Yep, used to eat lunch at our local nearly one every Friday as my reward for OMAD dieting all week. They'll get my hard earned money now from my cold, dead hands.

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 07:18 PM (WqPYg)

31 Don't have either CFA or Popeye in my town. I had been wanting to go to a CFA because of their political position, and to see if it's as good as I heard. I don't want to do that any more. So I can't boycott because I don't have an option, but I will not be looking to try it if I get the chance.
Posted by: Advo at December 02, 2019 07:17 PM (SEqlD)




They are ok, but they are fast food. Most of the hype is hype.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 07:18 PM (HALdu)

32 It is cheaper to donate to the SPLC than to get sued 5 times a week. In other words extortion.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 02, 2019 07:18 PM (h1jJh)

33 >>>There isn't even a veneer of impartiality any more, if there ever was. The SPLC is a hate group.


Agreed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 07:18 PM (bkUtD)

34 Worst of all, they made all of those donations on a Sunday.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 07:19 PM (ABjxW)

35 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 07:16 PM (ykYG2)

I actually like the MickeyD's crispy buttermilk chicken sandwich.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 07:19 PM (2DOZq)

36 There is no damn excuse for donating anything to the SPLC.
I'm done with CFA.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at December 02, 2019 07:19 PM (qZdIZ)

37 Morris Dees still the SPLC Commissar?

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:19 PM (bCLt0)

38 Popeyes' food is a bit too spicy for my taste, but at least they're not laughing at me behind my back, so FCfA!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 07:19 PM (BiNEL)

39 It's all right, they'll make up for it with all the new commie customers who already hate them!

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 07:19 PM (WqPYg)

40 Jimmy Dean make a pretty good chicken/biscuit sammich that nukes real good.

Haven't tried that yet but his breakfast bowls are damn good.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 02, 2019 07:19 PM (dUJdY)

41 Wendy's chicken sandwich not bad either.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 07:19 PM (2DOZq)

42 sounds like the first charity Chik fil A needs to dump, and dump fast, is the Chik fil A Foundation which seems to running a sabotage operation.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 07:19 PM (nFwvY)

43 Why would I go to a CFA when there is a Culver's ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 02, 2019 07:19 PM (JwHjN)

44 Well, the chicken has crossed the road, hasn't it?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 02, 2019 07:19 PM (JPCx4)

45 In defense of Chik Phil A, their franchises are clean.


So. Probably still a good place to take an emergency road dump.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 07:20 PM (OxV5C)

46 They keep plucking that chicken.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 07:20 PM (ABjxW)

47 Unless and until we decide to actually agitate somewhere, we will continually lose this fight.

How about if at the Federal level we remove tax breaks for corporate charity contributions? Just dry them all up entirely?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 07:20 PM (yL25O)

48 35 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 07:16 PM (ykYG2)

I actually like the MickeyD's crispy buttermilk chicken sandwich.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 07:19 PM (2DOZq)

Drove past a McDonald's with a Nativity scene in front of the store.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:20 PM (bCLt0)

49 My son goes to school in Texas. Slim Chickens is much better than Chick-Fil-A in my opinion.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 07:20 PM (bkUtD)

50 SPLC is the worst of the worst and has such a sordid history it almost is admirable in a perverse criminal way (the "non-profit" has billions stashed in the Caymans, for example). For Chick Fil-A to donate to this ethically tarred racket, even putting aside its obvious anti-Christian, anti-white, and anti-American rhetoric and actions, is another remarkable achievement for one of the biggest grifts in the history of mankind.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2019 07:20 PM (iw59Q)

51 >>>So. Probably still a good place to take an emergency road dump.


That's what the drive thru is for, silly!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 07:21 PM (bkUtD)

52 they only recently opened a store near us here in The Valley...

if we were in the AO and wanted food,we went there.

but we won't be doing that in the future. lots of other places around here to get food, and we see no point in giving money to people who hate us.

same reason we don't bother going to the movies or watching TV. F them...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 02, 2019 07:21 PM (PkW5Q)

53 Never gone to a CFA

so, don't give a fark

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 07:21 PM (rpxSz)

54 Jewells, give the chicken biscuits a try. Very good seasoning and lightly breaded


Hugs to you, Sweetie.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 07:22 PM (Sf7dd)

55 If I wanted a chicken sandwich and I was driving by I might go there, but if I don't really care about what to have for lunch I will skip it. I don't like being deceived.

And I certainly wouldn't care about them getting banned from airports.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 07:22 PM (r+sAi)

56
Dan Cathay is a piece of shit, obviously, who conned you all into thinking he was just like his father.

Old Man Cathay died in 2014.

Like Sam Walton, Cathay's issues (offspring) are losers and douche bags who hate You.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:22 PM (RFhoL)

57 Get woke
Customers get a chicken bone lodge in their throat and start to choke

Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 07:22 PM (fK2gX)

58 >>Never gone to a CFA


I saw one, once.

Also. It was on a Sunday.

So, not too much business loss from me.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 07:22 PM (OxV5C)

59 Not too many around where I live, but I'm disgusted enough to avoid those now.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2019 07:22 PM (l9m7l)

60 Now my question is, in keeping with the last thread, can you douche with a chic-fil-a sandwich?

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 07:23 PM (DX5KL)

61 People won't boycott?

And all this time I thought I was a people.

Posted by: teej at December 02, 2019 07:23 PM (XVgpK)

62 This is so disappointing.
And, their waffle fries DO suck.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 02, 2019 07:23 PM (ufFY8)

63 Jimmy Dean make a pretty good chicken/biscuit sammich that nukes real good.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 07:17 PM (Sf7dd)


BH: Yes! For a long while, that was my standard breakfast.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 07:24 PM (BiNEL)

64 Never liked CFA...not only is the idea of a piece of chicken topped with nothing but a pickle on a wonderbread white bun sort of unappealing, but I hate waffle fries as a concept -- they violate the standards of what a good fry is supposed to be (crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside). However, because ofCFA's conservative bona fides, I would occasionally eat there anyway. That stops now.
I am unaware of any other fast-food chains with conservative credentials, but I do like the chicken sandwiches at both Burger King and Popeye's, so I will just go back to eating what tastes good (or at least better).
On the other hand, I only eat fast food about six times a year, and one of those is a burger at Five Guys, so it's not like I'm going to affect anyone's bottom line in a big way.

At least I don't have to try and choke down another order of waffle fries. #Winning!

Posted by: HTL at December 02, 2019 07:24 PM (s4eYP)

65 My go-to fast food is Culver's.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:24 PM (bCLt0)

66
You know who's not a piece of shit corporation who doesn't hate You, (yet)?

Cracker Barrel. Eat there.


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:24 PM (RFhoL)

67 Not going to CFA anymore.

I got your back, then you do that to me? Nah, bro. Errbody got chicken strips.

Also seen on Twitter:

Anyone else notice that Democrats don't have to "trust the plan" or tweet "the storm is coming" from anonymous accounts?

You know why?

Because Democrats are too busy actually arresting & prosecuting their political opponents. They get results.



Zackly

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2019 07:24 PM (ZfRYq)

68 And you know, Popeye's does make a very good chicken sandwich now.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:10 PM

I had one of Popeye's Sandwiches the other day, I'd go so far as to say that it's better than Chik-fil-a.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 02, 2019 07:25 PM (/4YT6)

69 we see no point in giving money to people who hate us.

same reason we don't bother going to the movies or watching TV. F them...


....


Yep.

Posted by: Wut at December 02, 2019 07:25 PM (6A9Kg)

70
Yeah, I hate the SPLC but I don't "betrayed" by CFA.

But FYI, I got a Popeye's sandwich last night and it was darn good -- needed mayo, though. Ask for a packet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 02, 2019 07:25 PM (M9ntN)

71 Hrothgar, fistbump on the good taste.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 07:25 PM (Sf7dd)

72 Well I don't eat a lot of fast food, cant afford the calories and prefer to spend my $ on horse trips but over half of the stops I did make were at CfA. Tried em when the gaystopo were pushing a boycott and liked the food and service.

I'm not going to put them on a no go list. Takes a lot to get to that point (only Target, and P&G have made it) But I will be inclined to explore new places or get a burger at GoodTimes instead now. Just as I try to limit my Amazon spending although I sometimes go there for the convenience factor.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 02, 2019 07:25 PM (eASYU)

73 So, not too much business loss from me.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 07:22 PM (OxV5C)

me neither

so, lets get back to lying about strippers

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 07:25 PM (rpxSz)

74 Scenario #1:

"I'd like some food please!"

"Here it is, sir!"

"Yummmm -- this is tasty!"

Scenario #2:

"I'd like some politics with my food please!"

[Sprinkles politics on the food.] "Here it is, sir!"

"Rrreetchhhhh! This tastes like shit!"

Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 07:25 PM (fK2gX)

75 What the hell happened to cause this 180?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 02, 2019 07:25 PM (dUJdY)

76 Farm Basket in Las Vegas is da bomb.

It is on West Charleston.

If you need a break from gambling, drinking and whoring, that is the place for a chicken sammich.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 02, 2019 07:26 PM (haWye)

77 I can say it now...Chik Fil A is overrated.

And, yes, I have always thought that.

Especially those sorry waffle fries.

Don't hate the hater!

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2019 07:26 PM (M0u+N)

78 Yeah, but the thing is how do you quit donating? Not donating is one thing, but once you get in bed with them the fury you receive for getting out is much worse than if you had never gotten in.

What is cfa going to say? We did not know they were a hate group when we started giving them money but now that we do we are not giving them any more?

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 07:26 PM (HALdu)

79
Dave Thomas was a good man. Wendy's was a really good burger joint.

When Dave Thomas went mort, Wendy's went on a downward slide.
Today, Wendy's is a nearly dead franchise.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:26 PM (RFhoL)

80 >>so, lets get back to lying about strippers


To be fair to us...they started it.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 07:26 PM (OxV5C)

81 I've started tipping at fast food joints. it's fun.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 07:26 PM (nFwvY)

82 I will Ben Had. And hugs back to ya

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 02, 2019 07:27 PM (dUJdY)

83
I'll pass on Chick-Fil-A now that they are agents of Hell. :-)

I did have a Popeye's chicken sandwich on Saturday and it was quite good. They have upped their game.

I am what I am.

Posted by: Sapwolf at December 02, 2019 07:27 PM (nuv3n)

84 >>If you need a break from gambling, drinking and whoring, that is the place for a chicken sammich.


You can get a good chicken parm in Vegas, I bet.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 07:27 PM (OxV5C)

85 >>>What the hell happened to cause this 180?



The owner added a leftist to head their social marketing post, and apparently he's a big time Obama-loving leftist. At least that was the scuttlebutt on talk radio.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 07:27 PM (bkUtD)

86 I've started stripping at fast food joints. it's fun.

Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 07:27 PM (fK2gX)

87 "Anyone who supports the SPLC will never get my money. "

There is probably a list and avoiding every company on it might be near impossible.

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2019 07:27 PM (Tnijr)

88 lets get back to lying about strippers

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 07:25 PM (rpxSz)



I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, to hear that there are Morons with any knowledge of the workings of a strip club!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 07:27 PM (BiNEL)

89
I can say it now...Chik Fil A is overrated.



And, yes, I have always thought that.



Especially those sorry waffle fries.



Don't hate the hater!

Posted by: eleven



I concur.
I ate Chik FilA once. It was the most bland chicken sandwitch I ever ate.
The chicken was Chicken Loaf, the kind you get from the supermarket freezer.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:28 PM (RFhoL)

90 Popeyes is nasty. Search for pictures of food prep.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 07:28 PM (1dH2d)

91 What the hell happened to cause this 180?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 02, 2019 07:25 PM (dUJdY)

Dolla bills yo!

Posted by: Drudge at December 02, 2019 07:28 PM (6A9Kg)

92 The irony here is leftists will never eat there, and conservatives will stop going as often. So win-win.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 07:28 PM (bkUtD)

93 >>People probably won't boycott the store, but they'll almost certainly scale back the politcally-sympathetic overpatronage they were granting Chick-fil-A.

Yes, perfectly expressed.

Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2019 07:28 PM (QE8X6)

94 I tried Popeye's once. Not a good experience.

Might give them another shot someday.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2019 07:28 PM (M0u+N)

95 I've started stripping at fast food joints. it's fun.
Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 07:27 PM (fK2gX)

Pictorial on your blog...soon? Ish?

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 07:28 PM (DX5KL)

96 The owner added a leftist to head their social marketing post, and apparently he's a big time Obama-loving leftist. At least that was the scuttlebutt on talk radio.

The owner is an idiot then.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 02, 2019 07:28 PM (dUJdY)

97 21 I want to lnow who hired that Obama supporting POS to head their foundation.

It was probably the same guy who decided to serve waffle fries. I can count the number of times I*ve had a decent waffle fry on one hand. And I don*t mean an order of fries, I mean an individual fry within an order.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? Ask me for a list of local DNC offices at December 02, 2019 07:29 PM (SuHoh)

98 >>>The owner is an idiot then.

Agreed wholeheartedly.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 07:29 PM (bkUtD)

99 There is a reason Dante placed betrayers in the deepest circle of Hell. Chick-Fil-A is dead to me, and I did eat there quite frequently.

Posted by: JSchuler at December 02, 2019 07:29 PM (ySdHR)

100 Why do these dumb asses donate to anyone anyways?

People should donate to causes, not businesses.

Another scam caused by our obsolete tax system.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2019 07:29 PM (Z+IKu)

101 "75 What the hell happened to cause this 180?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 02, 2019 07:25 PM (dUJdY)"



In a nutshell, hiring a leftist to run the CFA Foundation.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 02, 2019 07:29 PM (JwHjN)

102 >>>Worst of all, they made all of those donations on a Sunday.
Nice.

Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at December 02, 2019 07:29 PM (y6v9s)

103 Nearest CFA to me is a 40 minute drive away. No thanks.

Have a Popeye's and a KFC just down the street from the house. KFC is like Long John Silver's for me...I don't eat there for several years, forget why, and go and get lunch there one day and am reminded why I haven't eaten there in so long after the 3rd bite.

Popeye's has fairly decent spicy popcorn shrimp.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 02, 2019 07:30 PM (sUc5d)

104 I found the CFA customer service reviews to be pretty inflated, too.
But...
then again, I work there.

Posted by: Saline Inflated Scrotum Guy at December 02, 2019 07:30 PM (OxV5C)

105 if you are lucky enough to have an In-n-Out burger near you, they still are a family run Christian organization, true to the founders vision.

and they make great fries.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 02, 2019 07:30 PM (PkW5Q)

106
When I was a kid, Burger King was #1.

I remember when they came out with their special sandwiches:
The Chicken
The Veal Parm
And the other one.

Well, I guess I don't remember it that well...

But they were damn good.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:30 PM (RFhoL)

107 I've started stripping at fast food joints. it's fun.
Posted by: zombie

Link?

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 07:30 PM (32YRo)

108 Do we want to see zombie stripping?


DON'T KNOW!!!!

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2019 07:30 PM (M0u+N)

109 95 I've started stripping at fast food joints. it's fun.
Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 07:27 PM (fK2gX)

so how much for a crap dance ?

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 07:31 PM (rpxSz)

110 We had a Popeye's for awhile and the beans and rice was the best ever.

If you want the same spices cook some chicken or fish in Lefty's seasoning,

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 07:31 PM (Sf7dd)

111 The two things I'll really miss at CfA are the market salad and the Peach Hate Shake.

But I won't miss them enough to go back!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 07:31 PM (BiNEL)

112 Popeye's has excellent recipes. their service is hit and miss, mostly miss.

the chicken is easy to duplicate, just add cayenne pepper.

I cannot come close to their red beans and rice.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 07:31 PM (nFwvY)

113 92 The irony here is leftists will never eat there, and conservatives will stop going as often. So win-win.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


Precisely. Leftists NEVER forget a boycott. Doesn't matter that you do a 180. The original offense remains forever.

I was recently over at the house of an old-ady friend of my mothers, an old-time '60s radical. She mentioned in passing that she won't eat grapes. I asked why. She said, "You know - -Cesar Chavez and the farm workers. Boycott grapes!"

I pointed out that the grape boycott was, like 45 years ago. Her response? "BOYCOTT GRAPES!"

Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 07:31 PM (fK2gX)

114 Willard:

To be fair not that Hunter deserves it:

Likely it has gone like this. Baby mama (and her atty) says he should pay X in child support monthly until the child is 21 or 18, has no visitation, he will pay for college, provide health insurance, etc and so on.

Hunters previous atty probably answered no it will be less no way Hunter can afford it. Baby mamas atty probably asked for discovery materials including three years financials though the wording of the article says the judge ordered it. That may have been in response to the request for seal which was basically saying okay we will give over financials but you have to seal them.

Because the press will want those. And I imagine baby mama has already had offers for them in the tens of thousands of dollars. And when I say press, mainly National Enquirer.

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2019 07:32 PM (ZfRYq)

115
Why donate to SPLC?

I'll tell you.

Two words: Rainbow Coalition.
To put it simply: Extortion.

Donate to SPLC and they'll stop calling you a Hater.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:32 PM (RFhoL)

116 Im tired of living according to politics. If I want a Chic-Fila sandwich or watch The Irishman or listen to a Springsteen album, Ill do so based on the merits of the thing, not the politics.
Not only is this what the Left does, if you take this to itslogical conclusion, you wont do or buy anything.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 07:32 PM (Gav5n)

117 Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:26 PM (RFhoL)

? Wendy's is the 4th ranked fast food chain.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 07:32 PM (2DOZq)

118 so how much for a crap dance ?

Posted by: REDACTED

Taco Bell - "it is allowed"

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 07:32 PM (32YRo)

119 I used to work at two different CFA's once upon a time. If the owner/operators of the franchises see a drop in sales as a result of this, corporate will hear about it and will change course quickly. Pretty sure corporate is monitoring sales activity a little closer as we type.

one data point: A Christian school back in my home town had a standing order with the local CFA for a few hundred sandwiches twice/week. They cancelled this order until further notice (i.e. when corporate donation recipients change). Assume 200 sandwiches X 2/week X $3.75/sandwich = $1,500/week. The owner/operators will be screaming soon if they haven't done so already.

Posted by: DCA at December 02, 2019 07:32 PM (Hc2uj)

120 CFL had a poor weight to $ ratio.
Wendy's chicken sandwich is not bad and their ratio is better. Burfger King has the best ratio and is the worst of the three.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2019 07:32 PM (/jZjK)

121 Ah, well I always got a hate shake rather than fries when I would stop at CfA. Sob -- now that shake would be hating on me with CFA contributing to SPLC.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 02, 2019 07:33 PM (eASYU)

122 Fuck this shit!

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 07:33 PM (I5LRE)

123
Wendy's is the 4th ranked fast food chain.

Means nothing. Wendy's is near bankruptcy.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:33 PM (RFhoL)

124 Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 07:32 PM (Gav5n)

I don't think anyone is telling you to boycott.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 07:33 PM (2DOZq)

125 Another scam deliberately caused by our obsolete tax system.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2019 07:29 PM (Z+IKu)

FTFY

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 07:33 PM (BiNEL)

126 Our only KFC is horrible. My son does grub hub and he waited for an HOUR for his order and the person who placed it finally showed up at the KFC to see what the hell was going on. She wasn't mad at my kid, but she was furious with KFC.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 02, 2019 07:33 PM (dUJdY)

127 Hell, the leftists STILL have it in for Dow Chemical, as punishment for making napalm back in '65.

FIFTY FUCKIN' YEARS AGO, and Dow is still on their shit list -- forever.

Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 07:34 PM (fK2gX)

128 >>>>KFC is like Long John Silver's for me...I don't eat there for several years, forget why


my KFC actually is a Long John Silver's too

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 07:34 PM (nFwvY)

129 Chicken is not my go to food ever. I mean I'll eat it in a pinch and sometimes even enjoy it but I just never say "hey lets go get some chicken whatever..." This is why I stayed out of the hate chicken discussions. I guess that worked out for me this time. I think I have had maybe 5 chicken sandwiches in 56 years.

Posted by: kahall at December 02, 2019 07:34 PM (fq7/e)

130 I like the spicy chicken, but the insanely long lines at the drive through were always standing between me and more regular patronage. Now I have even less incentive.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 02, 2019 07:34 PM (PHotS)

131 "You know - -Cesar Chavez and the farm workers. Boycott grapes!"

I pointed out that the grape boycott was, like 45 years ago. Her response? "BOYCOTT GRAPES!"
Posted by: zombie

Cesar Chavez wasn't too friendly toward amigos from south of the border-legal or illegal.

Doubt that affects your lefty friend's attitude regarding immigration.

Posted by: Miklos with USA passport at December 02, 2019 07:35 PM (QzkSJ)

132 So the "hate fries" were actually HATE FRIES???

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 07:35 PM (rZgGg)

133
One could consider eating at.....a locally owned, non-corporate establishment....gasp!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 07:35 PM (DhRZI)

134 Not sure how it happened but Burger King has gone from being McDonald's rival to some third tier fast food joint competing with subway.

How do you ruin the Whopper?

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 07:35 PM (HALdu)

135 Rarely does anyone deem fast food "special." Too bad the PTB didn't realize that unique gift could be reclaimed. Personally, I never considered them special, so walking away was easy.

Posted by: Ever at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (/Je1u)

136 I think they have decided that less over-patronage by Christians is a good trade off for once in a while hateful liberals. But by now they must know a fair portion of the former group is gone.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (r+sAi)

137 Precisely. Leftists NEVER forget a boycott. Doesn't matter that you do a 180. The original offense remains forever.
-----

In most instances, they never were customers anyhow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (xSo9G)

138 Probably done been said but this would never have happened if old man Cathey was still alive.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (UUkQp)

139 Damn, they earned my business before. Seriously started giving them business because of my sympathy for them getting the mob treatment.


But to find out they support the SPLC?? And they dumped pro-Christian groups???


They just lost my goodwill and business.

Posted by: McLurkerson at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (lsZMj)

140 my KFC actually is a Long John Silver's too

Posted by: x

Or maybe Taco Hell - I think they're owned/franchised by Yum Brands.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (32YRo)

141 7:30! Where did the evening go?

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (ZCEU2)

142
This is why I need to buy a Crockpot.

I was just at Costco today but didn't buy the Crockpot they have on sale for $65.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (RFhoL)

143 >>>I pointed out that the grape boycott was, like 45 years ago. Her response? "BOYCOTT GRAPES!"


Exactly. Even with the 180, no leftist is ever going back to CFA. Not happening.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (bkUtD)

144 Barr distancing himself from the IG report

thought this might happen

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (rpxSz)

145

People tell me I can cook literally anything in a crockpot. Anything.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:37 PM (RFhoL)

146 What's the over/under on gay pride shit next year?

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 07:37 PM (I5LRE)

147 Is there a Popeyes in NYC?

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2019 07:37 PM (moXXi)

148 No that we know who CFA donates to it does seem appropriate that they serve waffle fries.


Which suck.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 07:37 PM (HALdu)

149 Back to snow again.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 07:38 PM (ZLI7S)

150 Precisely. Leftists NEVER forget a boycott. Doesn't matter that you do a 180. The original offense remains forever.
In most instances, they never were customers anyhow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (xSo9G)


That's the beauty of it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 07:38 PM (BiNEL)

151 Jimmy Dean got bought by Tyson a while back. No longer safe to eat aside from the political issues.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at December 02, 2019 07:38 PM (AgR7f)

152 When I was a kid, Burger King was #1.

I remember when they came out with their special sandwiches:
The Chicken
The Veal Parm
And the other one.
Well, I guess I don't remember it that well...
But they were damn good.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:30 PM (RFhoL)

It was the Yumbo I think, some dumb ass name for a ham and cheese sammich.

Fast food is all crap made to feed the dumb masses who can't or refuse to cook and plan ahead.

The ghettos would starve without it.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2019 07:38 PM (Z+IKu)

153 How do you ruin the Whopper?

Moving to lower-standard meat and hoping that your clientele won't notice. Then cover it up by appealing to #woke.

BK used to have high-quality meat in their burgers but it looks like they trailed off over the 2000s and 2010s.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 07:38 PM (ykYG2)

154 127 Hell, the leftists STILL have it in for Dow Chemical, as punishment for making napalm back in '65.

FIFTY FUCKIN' YEARS AGO, and Dow is still on their shit list -- forever.
Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 07:34 PM (fK2gX)

Hey, but Viet Nam? You know, the country that killed our Men, waged war on us, and broke a Peace Treaty with us?

AOK!

/spit

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 07:38 PM (NgKpN)

155 I think they have decided that less over-patronage by Christians is a good trade off for once in a while hateful liberals. But by now they must know a fair portion of the former group is gone.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (r+sAi)

Precisely. Leftists NEVER forget a boycott. Doesn't matter that you do a 180. The original offense remains forever.
-----

In most instances, they never were customers anyhow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (xSo9G)




This and this

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 07:38 PM (HALdu)

156 JackStraw, does Elvis like the snow?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 07:38 PM (Sf7dd)

157
Do you even know that, according to marketing polls, that the #1 most important thing for 18-29 is for corporations to be "socially aware?"

It's true. That's why these idiots are tripping over their own feet to become the
most socially aware-est companies ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:39 PM (RFhoL)

158 The solution for the CfA situation for me is simple.

I learned how to do a copycat version when I was thousands of miles away from the nearest CfA.

Seasoned flour (powdered chicken soup base, powdered sugar, white pepper).

I pound out the chicken breasts, because I like it better and THIS IS AMERICA

Posted by: Miklos, fry cook par excellance at December 02, 2019 07:39 PM (QzkSJ)

159 I haven't been to Chick-fil-a in weeks since they dropped Salvation Army and other groups. I used to go twice a week. No more. I won't fund my destruction.

I wrote and called. They don't care.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at December 02, 2019 07:39 PM (GMoOh)

160 Does Churches Chicken have a chicken sandwich? I have one near me, haven't been to one in years

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 02, 2019 07:39 PM (8/+P2)

161 I wonder how courteous and respectful their staff will be now that the religious and conservative people stop taking their kids their to get their first job?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2019 07:39 PM (2B9A/)

162 I have an awesome crock pot that uses the traditional Corning Ware pots

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2019 07:39 PM (moXXi)

163 He sure does Ben.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

164 Or maybe Taco Hell - I think they're owned/franchised by Yum Brands.
Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (32YRo)

They sold LJS or Taco Bell , forget which. All the Taco Bell / LJS combo stores were closed and refurbished as just Taco Bell.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 07:39 PM (2DOZq)

165 People tell me I can cook literally anything in a crockpot. Anything.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:37 PM (RFhoL)

Probably not human flesh, but I'm guessing it's never been attempted.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 07:40 PM (DX5KL)

166 ---How do you ruin the Whopper?

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 07:35 PM (HALdu)


Good question, they used to be one of the best.

I bought one several years ago that was so bad my dog wouldn't eat it.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 02, 2019 07:40 PM (/jZjK)

167 We rarely eat at fast food places these days and when we do, it's the nearest Roy Rogers. I don't know about the other franchises but our local Roys does an excellent job. So I can't boycott.

We have noticed that the local CFA doesn't have the long lines at lunch they used to although the parking lot is still full.

Posted by: JTB at December 02, 2019 07:40 PM (bmdz3)

168 147 Is there a Popeyes in NYC?
Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2019 07:37 PM (moXXi)

I'll bet there are 4500 little mom and pop joints in NYC that make great, cheap, fried chicken sammiches.

Posted by: April at December 02, 2019 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

169 134 Not sure how it happened but Burger King has gone from being McDonald's rival to some third tier fast food joint competing with subway.

How do you ruin the Whopper?


They didn't ruin the Whopper they ruined the fries.

Then they had that creepy ass Burger King.

And then they decided to make all kinds of weird additions to the menu.

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2019 07:40 PM (ZfRYq)

170 When I was a kid, I worked the weekend night shift at a east TX Dairy Queen

that will put you off of fast food, forever

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 07:40 PM (rpxSz)

171 As long as CFA supports fucking cock sucking terrorist hate groups like SPLC, they can forget my future fucking patronage. How pathetic to hire such a commie fuckng cocksucker so you are woke in search of new markets that will NEVER support CFA, all the while pissing on the customers that supported them through the commiefag protests. /spit

Posted by: Al Swearengen at December 02, 2019 07:40 PM (YTW7m)

172 Deleted my Chick-fil-A app yesterday, racked up points and all.

Posted by: Utility muffin at December 02, 2019 07:40 PM (ldmQR)

173 Moving to lower-standard meat and hoping that your clientele won't notice. Then cover it up by appealing to #woke.

BK used to have high-quality meat in their burgers but it looks like they trailed off over the 2000s and 2010s.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 07:38 PM (ykYG2)




somewhere in the 2000s they had a board meeting where they decided garbage meet and more coupons was what they needed.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 07:41 PM (HALdu)

174 Well, hell.

Barr distancing himself from Horowitz's IG report. Disagrees with some parts of it. (Fox)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 07:41 PM (ptqGC)

175
What's the quickest, easiest things you can make in a Crockpot?

I ain't making chili. I want simple, simple.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:41 PM (RFhoL)

176 15 Corporations. Things like this make me even more cynical.
Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:16 PM (bCLt0)

Frogs turning ghey, and marketing and selling sex changes for kids isn't enough?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 07:41 PM (1dH2d)

177 I'll bet there are 4500 little mom and pop joints in NYC that make great, cheap, fried chicken sammiches.
.....

In NYC, they are probably owned by SPLC donors as well.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 07:41 PM (DhRZI)

178 The only thing I eat a Popeyes are the sides, I can murder some Red Beans and Rice and the Green Beans.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 07:41 PM (pP3Zk)

179
Cesar Chavez wasn't too friendly toward amigos from south of the border-legal or illegal.
--------

Neither was Che.
"Mexicans are mostly a rabble of illiterate Indians" - Che Guevara

I never tire of quoting that to Lefties whining about immigration policy. I usually just say it, and wait for reaction before citing the source.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 07:42 PM (xSo9G)

180 >>Barr distancing himself from Horowitz's IG report. Disagrees with some parts of it. (Fox)

Did you happen to hear what he disagreed with?

It's a good thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 07:42 PM (ZLI7S)

181 Wendy's chicken sandwich is not bad and their ratio is better.

When CfA first made waves in Houston I went over there to see if they made a spicy chicken sandwich like Wendys did. Nope.

Many many many years later CfA finally did a spicy chicken sandwich and it still wasn't as good as Wendys.

/no, never been a CfA fan. Always thought its "Wholesome Murrkan Values" was a pose like most of Colorado Springs.

One could consider eating at.....a locally owned, non-corporate establishment....gasp!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Yeah, pretty much that. Don't trust the Corpocracy.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 07:42 PM (ykYG2)

182 If nothing else. CFA is getting roasted on Twitter.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 07:42 PM (bkUtD)

183 it takes 3 years to build a ship. it takes 3 centuries to build a tradition.

Admiral Cunningham understood what the current management of CFA does not.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 07:42 PM (nFwvY)

184 Both Jack in the Box and Carl's Jr are better than Burger King. At least JitB and Carl's have actual onions inside their onion rings and not just onion-flavored breading.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at December 02, 2019 07:42 PM (JnNig)

185 If you want to talk C(sea?) change: Wendy's.

Dear Lord, the old burgers were awesome.

Now they are just like everyone else and they suck.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2019 07:42 PM (2B9A/)

186 HairyBack Guy @ 152- You are correct, it was the Yumbo. Kid behind the counter tried to FORCE me to say 'Yumbo' in the Orangeburg BK. I refused and went to KFC, which in the early days had fried shrimp I think. Am I right on this one?

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2019 07:43 PM (UUkQp)

187 Chik-fil-gAy?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 02, 2019 07:43 PM (xkSJa)

188 One could consider eating at.....a locally owned, non-corporate establishment....gasp!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
-----
In Austin, they pretty much all are even further to the left...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2019 07:43 PM (UUBmN)

189 @175
Ribs are pretty much the simplest thing to make in a crock pot.

Put in rack of ribs, add rib sauce of choice.

Turn on low.

Come back in 8 hours.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 07:43 PM (pP3Zk)

190 I love all fast food and would eat it exclusively if it wasn't so bad for you to do so.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 07:43 PM (2DOZq)

191 It they had been smart, they would have stopped ALL charity giving.

That would be defensible to a Conservative.

But when they only stopped giving to the Right, and then give to the LEFT?

Indefensible IMO.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 07:43 PM (NgKpN)

192 36
There is no damn excuse for donating anything to the SPLC.
I'm done with CFA.


Fuckin A.

And as far as "ooh. We don't like living life based on politics, you guys"

Well just kiss my ass from now on!

Seriously, you don't quit fighting the war because the enemy dictated the parameters of a single battle.


Politics is unavoidable. And no, you don't get to play Switzerland.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 07:43 PM (rZgGg)

193 Haven't tried that yet but his breakfast bowls are damn good.
Posted by: Jewells45

Yep

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 07:43 PM (arJlL)

194 What's the quickest, easiest things you can make in a Crockpot?

I ain't making chili. I want simple, simple.
Posted by: Soothsayer
------

Hot water. Pretty bland, but good for the digestive tract.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 07:43 PM (xSo9G)

195 Our KFC is also connected to Taco bell

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 07:43 PM (ZCEU2)

196 BK used to have high-quality meat in their burgers but it looks like they trailed off over the 2000s and 2010s.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

For a while at that time BK was owned by a British company.

The mushy peas were not a hit either.

Posted by: Miklos, mad cows suspected at December 02, 2019 07:43 PM (QzkSJ)

197
Have I missed something, or has Chik Fil A made no effort whatsoever in reassuring it's customers that they haven't strayed from their core values? Tells you something, no?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:44 PM (RFhoL)

198 These companies NEVER realize that the crowds they are kowtowing to will never actually patronize their business even if there was no "sin" to speak of.

i.e. when a formerly apolitical neutral company suddenly decides to strike a woke tone, that almost NEVER results in a longer term increase in sales.

And companies just don't care. These twitter addicts never really substantially change a company's bottom line, yet they are treated as kingmakers of company policy.

Posted by: geewhiz at December 02, 2019 07:44 PM (ih1HZ)

199 I'm gonna stick with my local burger joint and they have added some killer street tacos to their menu.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 07:44 PM (Sf7dd)

200 I was only going to support their Christian business. I have no problem not going - it was good chicken, but it was an expensive meal and it's not healthy as a sandwich or a biscuit.

Posted by: Crowley at December 02, 2019 07:45 PM (ysCjn)

201 One could consider eating at.....a locally owned, non-corporate establishment....gasp!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Yeah, pretty much that. Don't trust the Corpocracy.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 07:42 PM (ykYG2)

Central California. That means I could eat either Mexican or Chinese.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 07:45 PM (NgKpN)

202 And no, you don't get to play Switzerland.
Posted by: mikeyG

Australia

Posted by: Miklos has a Risk-y strategy at December 02, 2019 07:45 PM (QzkSJ)

203 I wrote and called. They don't care.

I don't get that. But I'm certainly not going to patronize a bidness that actively supports my political and social enemies.

#WASTF and there's absolutely nothing we can do about it. No. Thing. Our inaction in the face of ever-increasing Marxist/Communist/Progressive "action" has emboldened them. Our Founders would've already been shooting at them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 07:45 PM (HaL55)

204
KFC and Taco Bell and Pizza Hut are all owned by the same corp.

I think "Wings" is, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:45 PM (RFhoL)

205 It is long past time SPLC got the ACORN treatment.

Posted by: geewhiz at December 02, 2019 07:45 PM (ih1HZ)

206 167
We rarely eat at fast food places these days and when we do, it's the nearest Roy Rogers.

the one time i went to roy rogers (in st. george, ut; there's a local burge place named iceberg there now), they were out of chicken. i was disappointed.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 07:46 PM (sGtp+)

207 81 I've started tipping at fast food joints. it's fun.
---
My dad does that sometimes. On his way out he hands the cashier a one for every person working there. The jaw-dropping looks he gets are priceless.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 02, 2019 07:46 PM (sWM8x)

208 Barr distancing himself from Horowitz's IG report. Disagrees with some parts of it. (Fox)

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Man, not even Barr can do this pee-pee dance any longer...like the valley girls say when the price of blanched kale crepes goes up - "Make it staaahp!"

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 07:46 PM (32YRo)

209 That means I could eat either Mexican or Chinese.

AZ has Chino Bandito, embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 02, 2019 07:47 PM (xkSJa)

210 What's the quickest, easiest things you can make in a Crockpot?

I ain't making chili. I want simple, simple.
Posted by: Soothsayer
------

Stew.

Meat, Potatoes, carrots, Onion soup Mix, couple of packages of gravy mix.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 07:47 PM (NgKpN)

211
Ribs are pretty much the simplest thing to make in a crock pot.

Put in rack of ribs, add rib sauce of choice.

Turn on low.

Come back in 8 hours.


Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium





Yeah, but Costco sells fully cooked ribs at, like, $12.


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:47 PM (RFhoL)

212 116

Im tired of living according to politics. If I want a Chic-Fila sandwich or watch The Irishman or listen to a Springsteen album, Ill do so based on the merits of the thing, not the politics.
Not only is this what the Left does, if you take this to itslogical conclusion, you wont do or buy anything.

***

I hear you but I'm not in the mood to give money to a corporation that is more than willing to secretly fund people who despise me, hate everything I believe in and would just as soon see me destroyed.

Posted by: Utility muffin at December 02, 2019 07:47 PM (ldmQR)

213 "I remember when they came out with their special sandwiches:
The Chicken
The Veal Parm
And the other one."

It was a fish sandwich, I think called the Whaler or something like that.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 02, 2019 07:47 PM (PHotS)

214 I will continue to not go.

Posted by: vrf at December 02, 2019 07:47 PM (1QvcO)

215 183
it takes 3 years to build a ship. it takes 3 centuries to build a tradition.



Admiral Cunningham understood what the current management of CFA does not.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 07:42 PM (nFwvY)

_______


Customer Service 101: It can take months to gain a new customer ... and seconds to lose one.

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 07:48 PM (WqPYg)

216 I wrote the local franchise owner and he was clearly stressed in his response. He ended up giving me "the corporate line," and I told him I felt sorry that he's getting burned by his corporation.

Posted by: Crowley at December 02, 2019 07:48 PM (ysCjn)

217 I'm gonna stick with my local burger joint and they have added some killer street tacos to their menu.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 07:44 PM (Sf7dd)


Your truck/restaurant buddy is the only place I'd eat if I were in Corsicana!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 07:48 PM (BiNEL)

218 197
Have I missed something, or has Chik Fil A made no effort whatsoever in reassuring it's customers that they haven't strayed from their core values? Tells you something, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:44 PM (RFhoL)

You'll know something is up when Chic-Fil-A starts including pentagrams in their corporate logo and when all the employees start wearing black and white corpse paint a la King Diamond and start throwing raw meat and entrails at the customers after they order.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 07:49 PM (DX5KL)

219 194 What's the quickest, easiest things you can make in a Crockpot?


Pot Roast
throw in a frozen pot roast
dump in one packet of McCormick's Au Jus mix
dump in one packet Hidden Valley Ranch mix
add one stick of butter.
some onions and potatoes too if you like.

that's it.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 07:49 PM (nFwvY)

220 It will be interesting to see if the lines at lunch time get smaller. My nearest Chick-Fil-A is right next to a Parana Bread which used to be a pretty good guide to who voted for who in the last election.

Posted by: Big V at December 02, 2019 07:49 PM (B06Zw)

221 For Mexican. I'm going to support the guy that makes the rellenos for the MoMe and I can get alcohol with it.

Try asking for a beer at a FF joint.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 07:49 PM (Sf7dd)

222 it takes 3 years to build a ship. it takes 3 centuries to build a tradition.



Admiral Cunningham understood what the current management of CFA does not.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 07:42 PM (nFwvY)

And took about 30 years for the US Navy to destroy every Tradition it had.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 07:49 PM (NgKpN)

223 @211
Which is crazy when you think about it, they sell fully cooked and sauced ribs for less than uncooked, sauced ribs.

Madness.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 07:50 PM (pP3Zk)

224 Soon CFA will be open on Sunday. Next they'll do the annual rainbow flag thing. Then, ads with chickens marrying cows. Eventually, cows transitioning to chickens.

And the Left will say to them, "Not good enough. You need to do more!" And they will do more, as commanded .

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at December 02, 2019 07:50 PM (upfer)

225 It was a fish sandwich, I think called the Whaler or something like that.

Posted by: Dave in Fla

You probably called it something different 12 hours later...

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 07:50 PM (32YRo)

226 I was only going to support their Christian business.

No such thing.

People are Christians. Not businesses.

Chick Fil A was owned by a Christian who's restaurant and corporate policies reflected his values.

The people in charge of his company leveraged their common Christian beliefs to sell products and expand their profits and to gin up sympathy for their fight against evil organizations. Then they SOLD OUT for a few extra stores in NYC.


Jesus would be flipping tables at Chick Fil A corporate.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 07:50 PM (rZgGg)

227 Will this make it easier for cfa to move into new cities controlled by leftists?
Will it mean fewer articles by gays shrieking about how cfa make them feel unsafe?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 02, 2019 07:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

228 I haven't had it but the KFC mash potato ,corn, chicken bowl looks pretty good.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 07:50 PM (2DOZq)

229 Yeah, but Costco sells fully cooked ribs at, like, $12.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:47 PM (RFhoL)


Costco basically gives away rotisserie chicken, but I'll try the ribs next time I am there.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 07:50 PM (BiNEL)

230 I'm gonna stick with my local burger joint and they have added some killer street tacos to their menu.
Posted by: Ben Had

That reminds me-

My local burger joint needs a new propane tank.

No street tacos, though. More like back deck tacos.

Posted by: Miklos, maitre du Grill at December 02, 2019 07:50 PM (QzkSJ)

231 128
>>>>KFC is like Long John Silver's for me...I don't eat there for several years, forget why





my KFC actually is a Long John Silver's too


several of the ones i'm aware of (don't have one locally anymore) also AskWaits.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 07:50 PM (sGtp+)

232 So, you pony up Lord only knows how much money, wait to get permits, hire people, put your sweat and treasure in to something you believe in and corporate stabs you in the back.

Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at December 02, 2019 07:50 PM (w7KSn)

233 190
I love all fast food and would eat it exclusively if it wasn't so bad for you to do so.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 07:43 PM (2DOZq)

_______


Have to agree. Thank God I've always exercised and eaten in moderation.

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 07:50 PM (WqPYg)

234 *Then they had that creepy ass Burger King. *

^^This^^ put me off burger king. Have not been back since that ad campaign started.

Posted by: tbodie at December 02, 2019 07:51 PM (W+RZ5)

235 And you know, Popeye's does make a very good chicken sandwich now.


Just heard on the radio that McD's is looking to cut into that market, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

236 Chilis easy in a crockpot

first

you take two carrots ...........

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 07:51 PM (rpxSz)

237 167 We rarely eat at fast food places these days and when we do, it's the nearest Roy Rogers. I don't know about the other franchises but our local Roys does an excellent job. So I can't boycott.

We have noticed that the local CFA doesn't have the long lines at lunch they used to although the parking lot is still full.
Posted by: JTB at December 02, 2019 07:40 PM (bmdz3)

------

Roy Rogers is great, unfortunately they are hardly anywhere.

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 07:51 PM (I5LRE)

238 What's the quickest, easiest things you can make in a Crockpot?



I ain't making chili. I want simple, simple.

Posted by: Soothsayer


Melted butter.

Totally Keto.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 07:51 PM (rZgGg)

239 228
I haven't had it but the KFC mash potato ,corn, chicken bowl looks pretty good.

it is good, but is a bit heavy on the gravy. i usually had them hold the gravy back when i had a kfc locally.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 07:51 PM (sGtp+)

240 somewhere in the 2000s they had a board meeting where they decided garbage meet and more coupons was what they needed.
Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 07:41 PM (HALdu)


http://tinyurl.com/t9aszbd

Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2019 07:51 PM (t+qrx)

241
Pot Roast sounds appealing.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:51 PM (RFhoL)

242 Nikita Khrushchev was right when he said, "Your grandchildren will be socialists." We could've stopped it back then, too, but didn't. They had a plan to conquer us from within and told us what they were going to do and how they were going to do it.

And the people who could've stopped it, didn't. I'm glad I'm 29 and won't have to witness the final destruction of what was once the greatest nation on Earth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 07:51 PM (HaL55)

243 Its not that all the other f f joints don't have nasty donations, it was the deception by CFA that is the sand in the shorts rub.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 07:52 PM (r+sAi)

244 Costco basically gives away rotisserie chicken, but I'll try the ribs next time I am there.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
----
They put them in the back of the store... It only costs me a few hundred dollars to get a $5 chicken...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2019 07:52 PM (UUBmN)

245 I'm still shopping for a taco joint with a stripper pole.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 07:52 PM (wo3c/)

246 x @219 for the win - pot roast - and kudos to Jane D'oh who first turned me on to that recipe, AKA "Mississippi pot roast".


One key item missing, though: a handful of pepperoncini peppers.


I also double the butter and au jus mix.


Awesome.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2019 07:52 PM (QDnY+)

247 the one time i went to roy rogers (in st. george, ut; there's a local
burge place named iceberg there now), they were out of chicken. i was
disappointed.


Iceberg went out of business around here. They started prioritizing Mormon customers. making all others wait. The night I had to wait over an hour for a burger while Mormon families were served within minutes was the last time I went there. Or am I being unreasonable because I refuse to wear a white shirt and a tie to a burger joint?



Anyways, they were out of business within six months.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 02, 2019 07:52 PM (xkSJa)

248 Here we go.......... Must be as bad as we thought it would be


https://preview.tinyurl.com/wngm57d

Posted by: Molly k. at December 02, 2019 07:52 PM (FE1WP)

249 235 And you know, Popeye's does make a very good chicken sandwich now.


Just heard on the radio that McD's is looking to cut into that market, too.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

McD's has had chicken sandwiches for awhile.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 07:53 PM (NgKpN)

250 Only went to CFA a few times this past summer for milkshakes as they were next to the job, but never went for food though the Wendy's I go to is only a couple doors away from another CFA

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 07:53 PM (ZCEU2)

251 I'm still shopping for a taco joint with a stripper pole.
Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 07:52 PM (wo3c/)


Man, I haven't heard that Tom Waits album in forever.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2019 07:53 PM (t+qrx)

252 I'll be driving into town tomorrow after a church committee meeting (gah, I pray it doesn't last for two hours plus).

I'll make a point to drive by the Chick-fil-A nearest to me to see if the lines are still crazy long.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

253 175
What's the quickest, easiest things you can make in a Crockpot?

Pulled pork, chicken, or beef. Cube and throw it in there with some rub and a teeny bit of liquid and let it go for hours and hours.

Posted by: April at December 02, 2019 07:53 PM (OX9vb)

254
Costco basically gives away rotisserie chicken, but I'll try the ribs next time I am there.

Yeah, the chicken is tastless, though.
Their ribs are in the refrigerated section.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:53 PM (RFhoL)

255 207
81 I've started tipping at fast food joints. it's fun.

---

My dad does that sometimes. On his way out he hands the cashier a
one for every person working there. The jaw-dropping looks he gets are
priceless.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 02, 2019 07:46 PM (sWM8x)

______


I've asked employees at them if they're allowed to accept tips (last one I recall was an In 'N Out with superior service), but they've always responded "No."

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 07:53 PM (WqPYg)

256 Some people say CFA was over when they ended the carrot salad.

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2019 07:54 PM (Tnijr)

257 In NYC, they are probably owned by SPLC donors as well.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 07:41 PM (DhRZI)

Yeah, there's that.

Posted by: April at December 02, 2019 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

258 They put them in the back of the store... It only costs me a few hundred dollars to get a $5 chicken...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 02, 2019 07:52 PM (UUBmN)


It's almost like they understand impulse buying!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 07:54 PM (BiNEL)

259 Roy's Double R Burger, and spiced fries - a staple for lunch in very young days back in the Beltway.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2019 07:54 PM (QDnY+)

260 And took about 30 years for the US Navy to destroy every Tradition it had.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 07:49 PM (NgKpN)


Including the basics of seamanship, defined as being able to sail without ramming other ships.

But they have made sure that everyone's trained in sexual harassment, so there's that. Sheesh.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at December 02, 2019 07:54 PM (fS3vz)

261
They put them in the back of the store... It only costs me a few hundred dollars to get a $5 chicken...


Heh, yeah, right next to the bread.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:54 PM (RFhoL)

262 Posted by: Molly k. at December 02, 2019 07:52 PM (FE1WP)

.....

Eeyore roared.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 07:55 PM (DhRZI)

263 KFC and Taco Bell and Pizza Hut are all owned by the same corp.

I think "Wings" is, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Yum Brands is effectively a spinoff from Pepsi.

Pepsi got into the fast food business because McD's etc only sold Coca-Cola products.

Posted by: Miklos, short order brand management chef at December 02, 2019 07:55 PM (QzkSJ)

264 251 I'm still shopping for a taco joint with a stripper pole.
Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 07:52 PM (wo3c/)

Not sure I've ever seen a stripper pole with a taco wrapped around it

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 07:56 PM (rpxSz)

265 Here we go.......... Must be as bad as we thought it would be



https://preview.tinyurl.com/wngm57d

Posted by: Molly k. at December 02, 2019 07:52 PM (FE1WP)


Yep. Horowitz = Deep State




Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 07:56 PM (ptqGC)

266 247 Iceberg went out of business around here.
They started prioritizing Mormon customers. making all others wait. The
night I had to wait over an hour for a burger while Mormon families were
served within minutes was the last time I went there. Or am I being
unreasonable because I refuse to wear a white shirt and a tie to a
burger joint?


i'm a mormon and i don't even own a white shirt and a tie.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 07:56 PM (sGtp+)

267 ... Then, ads with chickens marrying cows. Eventually, cows
transitioning to chickens ...

______


Funny.

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 07:56 PM (WqPYg)

268 Posted by: Molly k. at December 02, 2019 07:52 <<<<<<<
So Horwitz isn't coming?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 07:56 PM (r+sAi)

269 I'm still shopping for a taco joint with a stripper pole.
Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 07:52 PM (wo3c/

Gentlemen's clubs surprisingly have a pretty good kitchen.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 07:57 PM (2DOZq)

270 Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:53 PM (RFhoL)


The cheap Costco chicken works fine for me, but I admit I am not a connoisseur of fine food.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 07:57 PM (BiNEL)

271 Have I missed something, or has Chik Fil A made no effort whatsoever in reassuring it's customers that they haven't strayed from their core values? Tells you something, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:44 PM (RFhoL)

------

The CFA CEO straight up lied to Franklin Graham. He said they weren't changing CFA values, which apparently meant they will be keeping the same chicken recipe.

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 07:57 PM (I5LRE)

272 Im tired of living according to politics. If I want a Chic-Fila sandwich or watch The Irishman or listen to a Springsteen album, Ill do so based on the merits of the thing, not the politics.
Not only is this what the Left does, if you take this to itslogical conclusion, you wont do or buy anything.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 07:32 PM (Gav5n)




No. If you take it to its logical conclusion you are fine giving people that hate you money to use against you because feels.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 07:57 PM (HALdu)

273 Not sure I've ever seen a stripper pole with a taco wrapped around it

Dude, you just served this softball over the plate underhand. Did you forget where you were posting?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 07:58 PM (ykYG2)

274 Gentlemen's clubs surprisingly have a pretty good kitchen.

....

Try the fish tacos!

Posted by: Gentlemen's Club Table Tent at December 02, 2019 07:58 PM (DhRZI)

275 @248
Of course it's bad, it is a white wash, but we all knew it would be so, the last four Horowitz IG reports have been nonsensical bullshit time wasters, which is essentially the point of IG reports.

And Barr can go fuck a duck, Trump gave him the authority to de-classify and get info out into the public and he has failed to do so and is off doing lord knows what with Durham.

So Barr, get out there and mix it up with the IG and tell us exactly why you disagree with the IG's findings...

But you won't do that will you, you'll be off making some whining speech at some college or league of severely conservative conservatives, conservatively conserving conservatism and the rool of law!!!!

Fuck you, you dumb fuck.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 07:58 PM (pP3Zk)

276 266

"i'm a mormon and i don't even own a white shirt and a tie."

Report at once to the nearest stake center.

Posted by: SLC at December 02, 2019 07:58 PM (ldmQR)

277 268 Posted by: Molly k. at December 02, 2019 07:52
So Horwitz isn't coming?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 07:56 PM (r+sAi)

apparently not even breathing hard.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 07:58 PM (NgKpN)

278
A "famous" jiggle joint in Providence, Rhode Island used to serve a morning breakfast special they called, get this, Legs Eggs.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:59 PM (RFhoL)

279 So, Barr disagrees with parts of the IG report.

And?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

280 And took about 30 years for the US Navy to destroy every Tradition it had.
Posted by: Don Quixote
--------

Pfft.

The Episcopal and Presbyterian(USA) Churches. Heck, they just ignore/smother inconvenient scripture. They feel good though. Those empty pews? Well, too bad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 08:00 PM (CDGwz)

281

Legs and Eggs, dammit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 08:00 PM (RFhoL)

282
http://tinyurl.com/t9aszbd
Posted by: hogmartin

The MeetLab is CLOSED??!!!??!?

Posted by: Miklos, needing smelling/bath salts at December 02, 2019 08:00 PM (QzkSJ)

283
The Episcopal and Presbyterian(USA) Churches. Heck, they just ignore/smother inconvenient scripture. They feel good though. Those empty pews? Well, too bad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 08:00 PM (CDGwz)

Methodist. same same.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 08:00 PM (NgKpN)

284 The cheap Costco chicken works fine for me, but I admit I am not a connoisseur of fine food.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 07:57 PM (BiNE

I always say I have the palate of a hobo.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 08:01 PM (2DOZq)

285 248
Here we go.......... Must be as bad as we thought it would be





https://preview.tinyurl.com/wngm57d

Posted by: Molly k. at December 02, 2019 07:52 PM (FE1WP)

______


From the shit "conclusion" in his previous report, it was clear Horowitz is a Deep-Stater-in-Good-Standing. Total kabuki circle-jerk to run out the clock.

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 08:01 PM (WqPYg)

286 The Episcopal and Presbyterian(USA) Churches. Heck,
they just ignore/smother inconvenient scripture. They feel good though.
Those empty pews? Well, too bad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 08:00 PM (CDGwz)


The pews in my conservative Presbyterian Church are empty, because the progs are going across the street to the overflowing Methodist Church, and around the corner to the Episcopal Church.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

287 So, Barr disagrees with parts of the IG report.

And?

The bad part is that the IG apparently thought that the predication for the investigation was reasonable.


IOW covered for his deep state buddies.

Nastier than a two dollar Horowitz.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 08:02 PM (rZgGg)

288 What's the quickest, easiest things you can make in a Crockpot?



I ain't making chili. I want simple, simple.

Posted by: Soothsayer


--------

But raw meat in pot, cover with BBQ sauce. Put on high for 4 hours or low for 8 hours. Take lid off and shred meat with two forks.

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 08:02 PM (I5LRE)

289 The CFA CEO straight up lied to Franklin Graham. He said they weren't changing CFA values, which apparently meant they will be keeping the same chicken recipe.
Posted by: MAGA

Eleven secret herbs and vices.

Posted by: Miklos, unfooled at December 02, 2019 08:02 PM (QzkSJ)

290 The CFA CEO straight up lied to Franklin Graham. He said they weren't
changing CFA values, which apparently meant they will be keeping the
same chicken recipe.


CFA has values and if you don't like them, they have others.

/Groucho

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 08:02 PM (HaL55)

291 The Episcopal and Presbyterian(USA) Churches. Heck, they just ignore/smother inconvenient scripture. They feel good though. Those empty pews? Well, too bad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 08:00 PM (CDGwz)



They are secure in their interpretation of the faith, and that's all that really matters!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 08:03 PM (BiNEL)

292 Every time I had them, the waffle fries tasted wet and bland.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 02, 2019 08:03 PM (tVQUs)

293 >>So, Barr disagrees with parts of the IG report.

>>And?

And Bill Barr is the Attorney General and currently running a criminal investigation into the start of the Russia collusion investigation and he disagrees that there was a proper predicate to open a counterintelligence investigation on the Trump campaign if the article is to be believed.

Barr is the one who can indict people and not just people in the DOJ. Barr > Horowitz.

Probably a good idea to see what Barr has to say before listening to "sources say" in the media.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

294 Easy Andy @ 269- Pure Platinum in the DFW area had good food. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2019 08:03 PM (UUkQp)

295 The pews in my conservative Presbyterian Church are empty, because the progs are going across the street to the overflowing Methodist Church, and around the corner to the Episcopal Church.

....

2 Timothy 4:3

Posted by: Gentlemen's Club Table Tent at December 02, 2019 08:03 PM (DhRZI)

296 I always say I have the palate of a hobo.
Posted by: Easy Andy

The palate is not the best part.

Ask Ace.

Posted by: Miklos, from what I hear at December 02, 2019 08:03 PM (QzkSJ)

297 From the shit "conclusion" in his previous report, it was clear Horowitz is a Deep-Stater-in-Good-Standing. Total kabuki circle-jerk to run out the clock.
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 08:01 PM (WqPYg

-----

I was told the previous report's summary was written by others, I.e Rosenstein. Was I lied to?

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 08:04 PM (I5LRE)

298 Holy shit . The report hasn't been fully released yet and you're demanding Barr explain himself now. Give him a chance before you burn him at the stake.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 08:04 PM (2DOZq)

299 "Barr distancing himself from Horowitz's IG report. Disagrees with some parts of it. (Fox)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 07:41 PM (ptqGC) "



Hopefully he's disagreeing with the parts where Horowitz recommends not prosecuting the egregious criminality.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 02, 2019 08:04 PM (JwHjN)

300 Giving one thin dime to SPLC is the moral equivalent of sucking Hitler's dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 08:04 PM (/sgva)

301
Precisely. Leftists NEVER forget a boycott. Doesn't matter that you do a 180. The original offense remains forever.





THIS! Drudge will always be a right wing site. Fox News will always be a right wing station. No matter how much they give into and kow tow to the left the left has it in for them. So go ahead and alienate us because you won't win any converts from the left just lose us

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 08:05 PM (ddiFP)

302 Damn it.

Off sock.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 08:05 PM (DhRZI)

303 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2019 08:05 PM (q177U)

304
Barr is watching a second coup attempt right before his very eyeballs.
Seems not to give a shit about the first coup or the current second coup.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 08:05 PM (RFhoL)

305 @287
Which means now anything Barr does that goes against the "findings" of the IG is now ipso-facto "political"



Which means Barr has failed as spectacularly at playing AG as Sessions.

Just another credulous buffoon, foisted on Trump right off the Bush world trash heap.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 08:05 PM (pP3Zk)

306 From the MSN article:

"(Barr) has privately contended that Horowitz does not have enough information to reach the conclusion the FBI had enough details in hand at the time to justify opening such a probe. He argues that other U.S. agencies, such as the CIA, may hold significant information that could alter Horowitz's conclusion on that point..."

I'm okay with that.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2019 08:05 PM (sGotD)

307 Giving one thin dime to SPLC is the moral equivalent of sucking Hitler's dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
________

Now you tell me.

Posted by: @Ouija_EvaBraun at December 02, 2019 08:06 PM (ScWBu)

308 I was told the previous report's summary was written by others, I.e Rosenstein. Was I lied to?

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 08:04 PM (I5LRE)

______


Oh, don't recall that. Am happy to be corrected. JackStraw?

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 08:06 PM (WqPYg)

309 298

You, I like.

Posted by: Michael Servetus at December 02, 2019 08:06 PM (ldmQR)

310 Total kabuki circle-jerk to run out the clock.

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 08:01 PM (WqPYg)


Amazing how short the fuse is on a political crimes statute of limitations clock. Why it's almost like insiders wrote the legislation!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 08:06 PM (BiNEL)

311 What Inspector General is going to report that the department he's supposed to inspect is riddled with terminal cancer and should be put down? That's their vig, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

312 Barr is the one who can indict people and not just people in the DOJ. Barr > Horowitz.

------

Why hasn't Barr arrested Glen Simpson for lying to Congress? Or better yet at least started an investigation into Democrat campaign fund fraud from the state parties to the Clinton campaign during the 2016 election?

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 08:06 PM (I5LRE)

313 I'm still shopping for a taco joint with a stripper pole.
Posted by: Fritz

And you thought poop on the McD's touchscreen was gross !

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 08:06 PM (arJlL)

314 Posted by: Molly k. at December 02, 2019 07:52
So Horwitz isn't coming?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 07:56 PM (r+sAi)

Ummmmmmmm...No, but he is breathing hard and making squeaky noises.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2019 08:07 PM (Z+IKu)

315 If it's not a great chicken parm, I'm just not interested in a chicken sammich.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 07:16 PM (OxV5C)

Fried chicken>>chicken sammich any day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 08:07 PM (/sgva)

316 Though a Food thread, soon it will be nice to know how much resistance to the federal government in the future we have. Don't like the President? Have a shot at removing him from office using any lie, cheat or stealing you need to do no problems.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 08:07 PM (ZCEU2)

317 Not only is this what the Left does, if you take this to itslogical conclusion, you wont do or buy anything.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 07:32 PM (Gav5n)

That's an illogical conclusion.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 02, 2019 08:07 PM (H8QX8)

318
37 Morris Dees still the SPLC Commissar?
Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:19 PM (bCLt0)

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Forced out by the board of directors for alleged sexual harassment. He's about 83 years old now if I recall. He was getting $350K annually or something for irreplaceable services, that are now replaced. More money for the rest of the grifters.

Posted by: mese Waiter Handling Your Noodle Soup Where You Can't See It at December 02, 2019 08:07 PM (qe7f1)

319 >>Oh, don't recall that. Am happy to be corrected. JackStraw?

No, Rosenstein had nothing to do with writing any part of the IG report.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)

320 FIFTY FUCKIN' YEARS AGO, and Dow is still on their shit list

I don't have any Toshiba computers.

Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2019 08:09 PM (FhXTo)

321 i'm a mormon and i don't even own a white shirt and a tie.

Then you would have received shitty service as well.

The point isn't that the families were mormon, it's that the restaurant went out of their way to ensure that a particular group of people who happened to be mormon received priority service. If you weren't identifiably part of that group, well, too bad. I understand that places get slammed sometimes, and that slows things down. Although they were busy, this is not that situation.


To see multiple "in" group families arrive, place orders, eat, and leave between placing my order and receiving said order shows an obvious bias. It doesn't take over an hour to cook a damn burger.


And before you ask how I know the "in" group was mormon, the young men wearing their "elder" name tags is kind of a clue.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 02, 2019 08:09 PM (xkSJa)

322 No, Rosenstein had nothing to do with writing any part of the IG report.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)

______


Thanks, Jack.

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 08:09 PM (WqPYg)

323 I doubt that there is anything going to be left after the IG report exonerates every criminal from Comey to Brennan, if that's the case - no one will listen to Barr or Durham at that point as the MSM will crow for every hour on the hour how anything other than the IG report is bogus political payback. No one will here them over this din of laughter over the "conspiracy" trumpkin assertions that will come.

But what I would do now if I were Trump/Barr is immediately fire Horror-witz after the report (press be damned) and get themselves a real IG and not just some government clerk-level flunky if that's what this idiot has turned out to be.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 08:11 PM (32YRo)

324 66
You know who's not a piece of shit corporation who doesn't hate You, (yet)?

Cracker Barrel. Eat there.


Sure if you have two hours for a lunch.
They are slow as shit

Posted by: Boomer at December 02, 2019 08:11 PM (ucNdt)

325 "(Barr) has privately contended that Horowitz does not have enough information to reach the conclusion the FBI had enough details in hand at the time to justify opening such a probe. He argues that other U.S. agencies, such as the CIA, may hold significant information that could alter Horowitz's conclusion on that point..."

I'm okay with that.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2019 08:05 PM (sGotD)

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That statement literally makes no sense. Either the FBI had the information or it didn't. If it did have the information then Horowitz would also have access to it as it is in the possession of the FBI. If it didn't have the information then there was no reasonable predicate for the FISA warrant.

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 08:11 PM (I5LRE)

326 "And before you ask how I know the "in" group was mormon, the young men wearing their "elder" name tags is kind of a clue."

They also blackball you when you order regular coffee, not decaf.

Posted by: Utility muffin at December 02, 2019 08:12 PM (ldmQR)

327 The problem with Popeyes and KFC in particular and many fast food joints in general is not the food, it's the employees.

Posted by: Rastus Juanopez at December 02, 2019 08:14 PM (QCTaS)

328 22 No, Rosenstein had nothing to do with writing any part of the IG report.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)

______


Thanks, Jack.
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 08:09 PM (WqPYg)

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Well I recall being told several times that Horowitz didn't right the conclusion or summary because it was so different than the report itself, that whoever reviewed the report was responsible for the conclusion.

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 08:14 PM (I5LRE)

329 Disappointed. I always felt good about going there, but am I the only one who isn't a fan of their chicken at all. Always thought it was too sweet, and the lemonade declined in quality over the years. French fries were good, so my cardiologist is happy I amn't going back .

Posted by: GeneTheHappy at December 02, 2019 08:15 PM (sYV5O)

330 They also blackball you when you order regular coffee, not decaf.

Cute, but the place didn't sell coffee. Only soft drinks and those were Pepsi products.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 02, 2019 08:15 PM (xkSJa)

331 That statement literally makes no sense.
Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 08:11 PM (I5LRE)
~~~~~

Horowitz does not have access to everything that Durham has. He can only question people who are current FBI employees and has no subpoena power. His investigation is much more limited than a prosecutor's.

That being said, he does seem to look for excuses....

Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2019 08:16 PM (sGotD)

332 Stay home and make your own chicken sandwich. Not hard at all and guaranteed I don't contribute the SPLC.

Posted by: DirtyDave at December 02, 2019 08:16 PM (yc3le)

333 There is probably a list and avoiding every company on it might be near impossible.
Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2019 07:27 PM (Tnijr)

But we can avoid the ones that are easy to avoid, and CFA is plenty easy for me to avoid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 08:16 PM (/sgva)

334 Robert Conquest's Three Laws of Politics: #2.) Any organization not explicitly right-wing sooner or later becomes left-wing.

We're done. I don't fund the enemy if I can help it.

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: at December 02, 2019 08:17 PM (Ndje9)

335 @325
All anyone doing a real investigation had to do was get the first fully un-redacted FISA report and use that as the fucking rosetta stone to uncover the whole plot.

But as we have seen, all of the alleged "investigations" were narrowly scoped and compartmentalized not conducted as a grand conspiracy and consequently have largely been a way to wash away the coup.

And also it appears that Barr hasn't even looked at any of the un-redacted primary documents.

Barr has been as big a bust as Sessions, first he let's Epstein get murdered on his watch and now he has an IG cutting off his balls in broad daylight.

Punk ass bitch.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 08:17 PM (pP3Zk)

336 >>> Cracker Barrel. Eat there.
~~~~~

And you can open carry there too.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2019 08:17 PM (sGotD)

337 CFA has joined the Woke Brigade of businesses whose TV advertisements describe (explicitly and subliminally) how woke, community-friendly, and egalitarian they are, rather than saying anything about the product they're selling.


A newly-arrived legal immigrant watching the CFA ads that I've seen during football games this year could have no idea what CFA sells. Food? Tires? Computers?

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 08:18 PM (AMIL/)

338 Fear of the Left is the biggest motivating factor in the country
Dennis Prager

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 08:21 PM (ZCEU2)

339 Carl's jr has surprisingly good chicken fingers.

Posted by: Fletch at December 02, 2019 08:21 PM (xhwIo)

340 336

Last week we drove from Florida to Illinois to see my folks. On the way back we stopped at a Cracker Barrel. A large black gentleman with a cowboy hat had a fantastic tan leather shoulder rig with a big revolver in it. Made me happy to see that.

Posted by: Utility muffin at December 02, 2019 08:22 PM (ldmQR)

341 This is why I need to buy a Crockpot.

I was just at Costco today but didn't buy the Crockpot they have on sale for $65.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 07:36 PM (RFhoL)

You can probably get a like-new crock pot for five bucks at Goodwill or Value village.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 08:23 PM (/sgva)

342 >>>You can probably get a like-new crock pot for five bucks at Goodwill or Value village.


If you buy them on the street, avoid the "Crotch Pots." I know from experience.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 08:24 PM (VWp7G)

343
Horowitz does not have access to everything that Durham has. He can only question people who are current FBI employees and has no subpoena power. His investigation is much more limited than a prosecutor's.

That being said, he does seem to look for excuses....
Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2019 08:16 PM (sGotD)

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He has access to every document the FBI and DOJ has.

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 08:26 PM (I5LRE)

344 He has access to every document the FBI and DOJ has.

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 08:26 PM (I5LRE)


In theory, your statement is true, but in practice he only has access to documents he has specifically requested!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 08:39 PM (BiNEL)

345 Pot Roast
throw in a frozen pot roast
dump in one packet of McCormick's Au Jus mix
dump in one packet Hidden Valley Ranch mix
add one stick of butter.
some onions and potatoes too if you like.

that's it.
Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 07:49 PM (nFwvY)

I am eating the leftovers from last night's crockpot meal right now. Pork roast, bag of those little taters, a cut-up turnip, and two cut-up fresh 'maters. A dollop of soy sauce, and enough water to cover. It is yummy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 08:40 PM (/sgva)

346 Not sure I've ever seen a stripper pole with a taco wrapped around it
Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 07:56 PM (rpxSz)

The G-string gets in the way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 08:45 PM (/sgva)

347 Conservatives won't boycott because most are pussies.

Posted by: Roper at December 02, 2019 08:46 PM (6wVxx)

348 I've only been there once. If in Philly, Federal Donuts.

The original location. You'll swear it's abandoned. I think it has 6 stools. Korean inspired chicken. No one is Korean.

Oh yeah, and the donuts. Don't forget to have a donut.

Posted by: Groundhog at December 02, 2019 08:49 PM (VYwSh)

349 Uh, I'm always late to the party...

But no more CFA for me.

My patronage varied a lot, LOVE the chicken minis, but no more.

They jumped that shark.

Posted by: Had To Read a Book at December 02, 2019 09:44 PM (Kpbco)

350 Problem with all those grocery store rotisserie chickens, is they're all about 3-1/2 pounds, or damn near that.

That's one meal for two people, at best. Once you account for the weight of bone and waste, there's just not that much actual meat on one.

Which is why I buy roasting hens in the 6.5 lb. to 7 lb. range.

That's two meals for two people, and a lot more carcass and drippings to work with, going into the soup mode, too.

As for Chik Fil EH?

I won't avoid 'em if a crowd I'm with wants 'em for lunch.

But I also won't seek them out for my own fare anymore.

There are so many "equal or better" choices out there, that the alternatives are abundant and enjoyable.

So, ENJOY!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 02, 2019 09:59 PM (QzJWU)

351 My guess is this is all a prelude to taking the company public, so the children of Cathy can cash out and feel good about themselves. You can't go public unless you show growth -- we live in a world absolutely obsessed with growth. It's one of the reason older folks have a hard time finding a job in IT -- there's no "room to grow." Progressivism is a disease even here.

My suggestion is go beyond a boycott. Find some way to organize a "sit in" at some local CFA on a periodic basis. Lots of people show up at the store, buy a single small drink, and sit at a table to drink it. Same thing in the drive-through. They can't toss you out because you are a paying customer, but you can make the location so crowded that people purchasing regular meals and families, etc., just leave rather than waiting. The only way this is going to be reversed is when they have to close stores, leaving hulks of old CFA's up for sale in more than a few places.

They won't notice much else, because they will just rebuild the business, or replace Christian customers with customers in London, SF, etc.

Christian owners of CFA need to object to this, as well, and ask for their part of the funds that go into the "charity" side of CFA to be kept locally for them to give out to local charities.

Posted by: Russ White at December 02, 2019 10:24 PM (+DG3Y)

352 247 Iceberg went out of business around here.
They started prioritizing Mormon customers. making all others wait. The
night I had to wait over an hour for a burger while Mormon families were
served within minutes was the last time I went there. Or am I being
unreasonable because I refuse to wear a white shirt and a tie to a
burger joint?

i'm a mormon and i don't even own a white shirt and a tie.

Well, maybe you don't go to church anymore, at least if you are a Mormon in Utah. It's kind of a thing in Utah that if a Mormon goes to church, he is wearing a white shirt and tie. Oh, and ladies must wear dresses/skirts. Professional pant suits are definitely not a thing for women in Utah Mormon churches.

Posted by: Western Sib at December 02, 2019 10:36 PM (m0Q1m)

353 I have stopped buying from CFA for myself but my wife is not attuned to those things one way or the other so I don't try to impose on her (not that it would work well if I did). I was out running errands yesterday mid-day and she asked me to pick her up a CFA sandwich, which I did. It is obviously anecdotal evidence, but I would estimate that the line was about a third to a half shorter than my previous experiences at that location at lunch time. In the past I would have had a sandwich with her but I did not and later put $5 in the Salvation Army kettle at the grocery store instead.

Posted by: Clean Willie at December 03, 2019 06:57 AM (TwCsL)

354 I do like Popeye's tenders. But I'll stick to Arby's

Posted by: Big Cat at December 03, 2019 10:04 AM (Ps6Xq)

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