Hunter Biden's Lawyer Abruptly Quits as the Corrupt Babydaddy Blows Off Paternity Hearing

It's not reported why the lawyer quit.

Interestingly, the judge says he'll need three years' worth of Biden's financial records to decide what proper child support payments would be, and Hunter Biden filed a protective order barring any examination of his finances.

As some not-wise people say, "Hey, if he's got nothing to hide, why doesn't he just turn them over, huh?"

Hunter Biden's baby mama Lunden Roberts was seen for the first time since filing her paternity suit against Hunter Biden in an Arkansas court on Monday

Biden's lawyer, who was representing him in his case against Roberts, abruptly quit during the hearing DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal

Biden was not in the second-floor courtroom in Batesville, Ark. when his attorney Dustin McDaniel quit

But Roberts, 28, was sitting in the front row wearing black heels, a black zip-up jacket and white stripe pants

Biden is said to have met Roberts when she was a stripper working in a 'gentlemen's club' in Washington D.C

Judge Don McSpadden said he would need at least three years of Biden's tax returns before he could reach a decision on support for the child

The court hearing came days after DailyMail.com revealed Biden filed a motion for a Protective Order of his financial records last week

Roberts is suing Biden for $11K in legal fees as well as child support payments

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:07 PM




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Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 06:07 PM (yL25O)

2 Is der enuf popcorn?!

Posted by: Buckaroo at December 02, 2019 06:08 PM (gC6Hm)

3 Ooopsie...

Posted by: Mudshark at December 02, 2019 06:08 PM (bK/Bp)

4 11k?

She shoulda got a better Lawyer.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:09 PM (OxV5C)

5 LOL, of course he did !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 02, 2019 06:09 PM (JwHjN)

6

Prediction:

Avenatti will volunteer, via twitter, to be Hunter's lawyer.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 06:09 PM (P1T9n)

7 Slow motion train wreck.


Posted by: Ha at December 02, 2019 06:09 PM (6A9Kg)

8 I was going to court, but then I got high.

------ Coke Hunter Biden

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

9 Hey, wanna pet my legs ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 02, 2019 06:10 PM (M+Lyo)

10 Just how much of a screwup do you have to be to: a) have sex with a stripper, and b) do it without a condom, or five? Forget pregnancy, I don't want my d*** to fall off.

Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 06:10 PM (T6t7i)

11 Unbelievable. Does he really think he's gonna be able to ignore this?

Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2019 06:10 PM (sGotD)

12 >>LOL, of course he did !


Ironically, he was going to go but at the last second decided to pull out.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:10 PM (OxV5C)

13 Unbelievable. Does he really think he's gonna be able to ignore this?
Posted by: IrishEi

Huh? Ignore what?

..Insulated Biden Baby...

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2019 06:10 PM (vd8XM)

14 http://bit.ly/2P4gBSV
*******
Pic of Little Mike Bloomberg & Jeffrey Epstein's Pimp
*******
Willowed

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 06:10 PM (BqBId)

15 Drag a $100 bill through Washington DC...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 06:11 PM (ADat4)

16 He was screwing the stripper while he was shacked up with his brother's widow.

I wonder if his new bride is rethinking things.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:11 PM (ptqGC)

17 I am beginning to think that these Biden people are not on the up-and-up.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 02, 2019 06:11 PM (xptlg)

18 What?? You want me to obey the law the way the little people do??

Don't you know who I am???

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2019 06:11 PM (l3+k2)

19 Uh-oh. Mars is rising and Venus is in eclipse.

Now may be a good time to review countries that don't have an extradition treaty with the US.

Posted by: Hunter Biden's Horoscope at December 02, 2019 06:11 PM (cfSRQ)

20 >>Unbelievable. Does he really think he's gonna be able to ignore this?

He's never been held to account for anything in his life.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 06:12 PM (ZLI7S)

21
The question is does the DNC need to protect Joe Bribem to use as he sacrificial lamb for 2020 and thereby protect Spawn?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)

22 Stripper : You put a condom on, right?

Hunter : My word as a Biden.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:12 PM (OxV5C)

23 Lateefa from Pigsknuckles, AR is gonna wind up owning herself some serious and expensive Delaware turf before this is over...

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 06:12 PM (32YRo)

24 Top 50?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 02, 2019 06:12 PM (htJYU)

25 19 Uh-oh. Mars is rising and Venus is in eclipse.

Now may be a good time to review countries that don't have an extradition treaty with the US.
Posted by: Hunter Biden's Horoscope at December 02, 2019 06:11 PM (cfSRQ)


*sound of Paul McCartney writing stupid lyrics and stepping into the Wayback Machine for 1975...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)

26 The stars indicate that Byelorussia is not much different than Ukraine and you can access your bank accounts there.

Also, White Russian chicks are hawt.

Posted by: Hunter Biden's Horoscope at December 02, 2019 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)

27 Any guesses as to whether his Burisma earnings were reported as income on his tax returns? I know which way. I'm leaning.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 06:13 PM (m45I2)

28 Why won't they take his word as.a.Biden?

Posted by: Regular joe at December 02, 2019 06:13 PM (6/uwW)

29 This guy is just an old fashioned punk.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 06:13 PM (axyOa)

30 I would sacrifice a child to have this guy on my board of directors.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 06:13 PM (yL25O)

31 17 I am beginning to think that these Biden people are not on the up-and-up.
_____________________

We're the best people ever! My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Joey Biden, paste eater at December 02, 2019 06:13 PM (k4dH2)

32 Lawyers quit for two reasons:
1) they ain't getting paid
2) the client is asking them to do something stupid/illegal

And since they're lawyers, #2 is a higher hurdle

Lawyers who quit without filing a motion to withdraw ain't quitting because of #1

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 02, 2019 06:13 PM (JPCx4)

33 I seriously hope that Roberts is a good mom. Children don't deserve to be the in the middle of these messes.

I also hope that she takes Biden to the cleaners and lives a good life for herself and her child.

Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 06:13 PM (oiNtH)

34 Hunter Biden's lawyer who quit...

I'm thinking whatever favor McDaniel was doing for somebody was abruptly finished when Hunter blew off the court appearance.

Dustin Blake McDaniel is an American lawyer and politician who served as Arkansas's 55th attorney general.

Posted by: corn and beans at December 02, 2019 06:13 PM (tkNkP)

35 27 Any guesses as to whether his Burisma earnings were reported as income on his tax returns? I know which way. I'm leaning.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 06:13 PM (m45I2)

...

LOL Tax Returns amirite?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 06:13 PM (yL25O)

36 15 Drag a $100 bill through Washington DC...
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 06:11 PM (ADat4)


Put about 5 or 6 zeroes on the end of that, champ.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 06:13 PM (zBaqJ)

37 The stripper's daddy owns a gun shop. Just sayin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:14 PM (ptqGC)

38 Your sign is in Virgo, indicating that the lower cost of living in Belarus also carries with it some high-quality pole-trained trim.

Celebrate this good news with two lines of coke bought on someone else's credit cards.

Posted by: Hunter Biden's Horoscope at December 02, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

39 Does baksheesh go on a W-2 or a form 1090?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 06:15 PM (m45I2)

40 'The Needle Dick and the Damage Done' - Hunter Biden and the STDs (2016)

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:16 PM (OxV5C)

41 Lawyer quit because Hunter threatened to tell Hillary lawyer has dirt on her?

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2019 06:16 PM (l3+k2)

42 I just figured out a possible plan for the Dems.

This Hunter Biden stuff is the excuse they'll use to step Joe out of the presidential race. Just as soon as they figure out the next most "electable" person who can pick up that share of the African-American vote.

No Corn Pop and stroke-my-leg stories will be told come the actual election cycle.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 02, 2019 06:16 PM (xptlg)

43 Imagine Christmas in the Biden compound.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

44 And this is the guy the whole Democrat party has gone all-in to protect.

This guy is the reason they are pushing impeachment

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 02, 2019 06:16 PM (JPCx4)

45 >>>Just how much of a screwup do you have to be to: a) have sex with a stripper, and b) do it without a condom, or five? Forget pregnancy, I don't want my d*** to fall off.
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 06:10 PM (T6t7i)

Dude was high on coke. Total scumbag.

Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2019 06:16 PM (q177U)

46 25 McCartney writing stupid lyrics? The hell you say! (s)

Posted by: rammajamma at December 02, 2019 06:17 PM (xceTB)

47 Drag a $100 bill through Washington DC...
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 06:11 PM (ADat4)


Put about 5 or 6 zeroes on the end of that, champ.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 06:13 PM (zBaqJ)

The highest they made was a $10,000 bill.

I suppose you could drag a $100,000 gold certificate through DC if were it legal for anyone besides the Fed to own.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 02, 2019 06:17 PM (htJYU)

48 Didn't the Navy teach him not to fuck strippers? Oh wait, he may have been kicked out prior to that.

There really isn't enough popcorn for this, it can only get funnier.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at December 02, 2019 06:17 PM (qZdIZ)

49 I am posting to get rid of the Horned Lizard sockpuppet from the last thread, but with this topic I should probably keep it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 02, 2019 06:17 PM (FTlwv)

50 Strippers and blow.

Just because you're living the dream doesn't mean you shouldn't be careful about where you bust a nut.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 06:17 PM (wo3c/)

51 Child support based on his Burisma salary?
Score! But good luck getting him to pay. Guys a weasel.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

52 Jupiter is ascendant, which means now is a really bad time not to pay your lawyers.

Have your dad run top cover for another Chinese investment or get out the spare passport with someone else's name on it.

Posted by: Hunter Biden's Horoscope at December 02, 2019 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)

53 I can only imagine the stories Biden's SS detail could tell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:17 PM (ptqGC)

54 "The question is does the DNC need to protect Joe Bribem to use as he sacrificial lamb for 2020 and thereby protect Spawn"

It just won't matter. Hunter is not Joe, and Joe can't be responsible for his wayward son.

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (Tnijr)

55 Hunter has delusions of being Kenedyesque.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (l3+k2)

56 Dude, you are fighting over $11K when you have millions from the Chinese hidden away?

Just pay off the girl and make this go away.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (PHotS)

57 "11
Unbelievable. Does he really think he's gonna be able to ignore this?

Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2019 06:10 PM (sGotD)
"
..
..
It's a fairly good bet on his part. His financial records aren't going to help the impeachment efforts; this is a good test to see how far the media will go to bury it.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (67XdO)

58 This Hunter Biden stuff is the excuse they'll use to step Joe out of the
presidential race. Just as soon as they figure out the next most
"electable" person who can pick up that share of the African-American
vote.


But who? Biden was the best shot they had at holding on the black vote. Mayor Pete can win Iowa, but SC? Unlikely. They face a Hobson's choice.

Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (T6t7i)

59 Score! But good luck getting him to pay. Guys a weasel.
Posted by: wth

HEY!
You apologize to weasels, right NOW!

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (vd8XM)

60 The coke machine was dropping thousands a night in DC strip clubs and ended up impregnating that? WTF?

I've seen better in a club on the outskirts of Huntsville where ice-cold beers cost less than what 7-Eleven charged.

Posted by: fktheleft at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (I54dk)

61 Hunter could play a convincing extra in " Ozark", or " Breaking Bad" or " Justified".

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (bCLt0)

62 Lunden.
Did.
Not.
Kill.
Herself.

{just trying to beat the crowd}

Posted by: socalcon at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (Roy2Z)

63 'The Needle Dick and the Damage Done' - Hunter Biden and the STDs (2016)
Posted by: garrett

Hah!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (FTlwv)

64 43
Imagine Christmas in the Biden compound.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

More corruption than a clinton family reunion. Well, not really, but it's up there.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (1CjJc)

65 A lawyer quit in the middle of a hearing. A lawyer!
Yikes.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/DNC/msm at December 02, 2019 06:19 PM (x6XkS)

66
Dammit, it's autumn and their are millions of unplowed fields in which to sow my wild oats!

-- Hunter "Let Me Put My Burisma In You" Biden

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 06:19 PM (pNxlR)

67 Owner of the strip club said Hunter was smoking crack.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

68 Oh, there is a third reason his lawyer quit.

To buy Hunter time.

A fake quit so he can plead with the court for six months to "find" a new attorney.



Yup, that's it.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 02, 2019 06:19 PM (JPCx4)

69 Lateefa from Pigsknuckles, AR is gonna wind up owning herself some serious and expensive Delaware turf before this is over...
Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 06:12 PM (32YRo)

Her actual name is Lunden and the court appearance was in Batesville, Ark. Is there a Pigsknucles, Ark?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2019 06:19 PM (WI7YS)

70 Is it naive to think that a woman working as a stripper would not get pregnant without meaning to?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 06:19 PM (m45I2)

71 I still don't count Hillary out. She's delusional enough.

Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 06:20 PM (oiNtH)

72 >>Owner of the strip club said Hunter was smoking crack.



Garcon -


More Lube!

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:20 PM (OxV5C)

73 I had a paternity hearing but then I got high...

Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2019 06:20 PM (q177U)

74 Man! I could do with a couple of lines just now.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2019 06:20 PM (fUKvD)

75 What number wife is Hunter B on (phrasing)? He married his sil, but hasn't he moved on to some South African woman?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 02, 2019 06:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

76 "It just won't matter. Hunter is not Joe, and Joe can't be responsible for his wayward son.

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (Tnijr)"
..
..
The problem is that Kerry's stepson and... some GOP RINO's kid, I forget who, are also involved in the same bribery scheme. Harder to pass off as one wayward son.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 02, 2019 06:20 PM (67XdO)

77 More corruption than a clinton family reunion. Well, not really, but it's up there.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (1CjJc)


A leper colony has less corruption than the Clintons.

Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 06:20 PM (T6t7i)

78 I can only imagine the stories Biden's SS detail could tell.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:17 PM (ptqGC)


What?
You don't like to swim naked?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 02, 2019 06:20 PM (1g7ch)

79 Just how much of a screwup do you have to be to: a) have sex with a stripper, and b) do it without a condom, or five? Forget pregnancy, I don't want my d*** to fall off.
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 06:10 PM (T6t7i)

I hid in many of college aged strippers cars/trucks in Boulder and Atlanta, and banged them raw. The secret is to go after the rookies.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 06:20 PM (frty6)

80 I will just go ahead and say it. The Bidens are just White Trash with money.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:20 PM (bCLt0)

81 That Biden family is the gift that keeps on giving isn't it?

Posted by: keena at December 02, 2019 06:21 PM (h4voT)

82 Oh, and one more thing.

About that Trump curse...?

Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2019 06:21 PM (q177U)

83 Lunden the Stripper thought she hit the jackpot when she got pregnant by Joe's spawn. Hey, he's the son of the former VP, they've got money, they're famous, I can threaten them with exposure, I'm set for life!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 02, 2019 06:21 PM (COzlW)

84 OMG. Fox just now: "Joe Biden needs to get a feel for voters in Arkansas."

I.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

85 48
Didn't the Navy teach him not to fuck strippers? Oh wait, he may have been kicked out prior to that.

There really isn't enough popcorn for this, it can only get funnier.


Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at December 02, 2019 06:17 PM (qZdIZ)

---
If the Navy hit sailors with shock sticks, they still couldn't get them to stop screwing strippers.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2019 06:21 PM (cfSRQ)

86 Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 06:13 PM (oiNtH)

.....

I'm gonna go ahead and go with no.

Looks like she was raised right, played sports and went to Arkansas State to play women's basketball, daddy owned a gun shop.

Wound up in D.C. stripping for perverted politicians and banging clients,20 years her elder, known to have been strung out on coke and other dope.

Something tells me she's probably not the homeroom mom and teaching children's Sunday school at the local church.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 06:22 PM (DhRZI)

87 If they had anything like this on Trump or his family, they wouldn't be trying ludicrous Russia conspiracies.

Trump is the cleanest guy in Washington.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

88 79 is the other sock of the poster Jenni lee. Ignore.

Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 06:22 PM (oiNtH)

89 Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2019 06:20 PM (fUKvD)


that nic/hash combo is fantastic

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2019 06:22 PM (d7Ww2)

90 That Biden family is the grift that keeps on giving isn't it?
Posted by: keena at December 02, 2019 06:21 PM (h4voT)

FIFY.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 02, 2019 06:22 PM (htJYU)

91 Mom, the tuna doesn't taste like it used to.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 02, 2019 06:22 PM (EgshT)

92 >>If the Navy hit sailors with shock sticks, they still couldn't get them to stop screwing strippers.


Those Navy guys...


They put Chippendales out of business.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:22 PM (OxV5C)

93 That judge will regret demanding Hunter's financials for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Leader of the Free Range Penis at December 02, 2019 06:23 PM (sWM8x)

94 As soon as I read this wondered if it wasn't a two heads together plan, each blames the other but helps Hunter delay, delay, delay.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 06:23 PM (ZCEU2)

95 Her actual name is Lunden and the court appearance was in Batesville, Ark. Is there a Pigsknucles, Ark?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
-----

Sister City to Lugnut, Louisiana.

No. He was being funny. There is, however, a Lizard Lick, NC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 06:23 PM (fUKvD)

96 Hunter has delusions of being Kenedyesque.

Posted by: davidt

Saw "Road to Perdition" the other night - the role of Hunter was played by Daniel Craig...

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 06:23 PM (32YRo)

97 "Harder to pass off as one wayward son."

It doesn't matter. The die is set. The Dems will congeal like they always do and back their guy until the bitter end. And a bitter end it will be.

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2019 06:23 PM (Tnijr)

98 So just consider...

John Edwards was a better father...

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 02, 2019 06:23 PM (PHotS)

99 Hunter is rather Kennedyesque, actually.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:24 PM (bCLt0)

100 $20K a month sounds reasonable ...

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 06:24 PM (Cus5s)

101 http://bit.ly/33HQOVV
*******
Sloe Joementum

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 06:24 PM (BqBId)

102 I . . . . .

Posted by: Jane D'oh
________

I know.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 06:24 PM (ScWBu)

103 Wow Hunter Biden cannot afford to pay his lawyer $11K? Has he already spent all the Burisma money on blow, hookers and pop-tarts?

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at December 02, 2019 06:24 PM (ZTjb4)

104 >> Is it naive to think that a woman working as a stripper would not get pregnant without meaning to?
Posted by: Muldoon

Bitch set me up! She spit in a turkey baster!

Posted by: Coke Hunter at December 02, 2019 06:24 PM (2cuLk)

105 PDT is president and his kids, as far as I can tell, are useful and productive American citizens.

Meanwhile, our so-called "betters" have kids that would make a Borgia blush.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 06:24 PM (qC1Sy)

106 Trump is the cleanest guy in Washington.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

Yep.


The most investigated person in US history.

Posted by: Ha at December 02, 2019 06:25 PM (6A9Kg)

107 48 Didn't the Navy teach him not to fuck strippers? Oh wait, he may have been kicked out prior to that.
________________

He was kicked out after the first piss test, which showed drugs in his system. The Navy didn't have time to teach that loser anything.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 06:25 PM (k4dH2)

108 Sooner or later it all comes back to Arkansas.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:25 PM (HALdu)

109 There is a Yerkey's Hole Arizona. Would like to know more about Yerkey.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:25 PM (bCLt0)

110 I hope she takes him to the cleaners. But asking for secret service protection as the grandchild of a presidential candidate is a bit much.

Posted by: corn and beans at December 02, 2019 06:25 PM (tkNkP)

111 There is also a "Toad Suck" AR

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at December 02, 2019 06:25 PM (M+Lyo)

112 How the fuck did Arkansas become the political nexus of U.S. national politics.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:25 PM (HALdu)

113 Either lawyer isn't getting paid or he and the client "have serious disagreements regarding the manner in which the case should proceed" i.e. Your Honor, my client is a dumbass.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 06:25 PM (GbPPJ)

114 No. He was being funny. There is, however, a Lizard Lick, NC.Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 06:23 PM (fUKvD

That was funny?

I find jokes about the Clintons amusing sometimes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2019 06:26 PM (WI7YS)

115 OH where I'd be today if weren't for my DNA. Chip off Corn Pops block.

Posted by: sherpa_K2 at December 02, 2019 06:26 PM (BsCoj)

116 94
As soon as I read this wondered if it wasn't a two heads together plan,
each blames the other but helps Hunter delay, delay, delay.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 06:23 PM (ZCEU2)

---
You're assuming a guy who can't stay off coke long enough to pass the initial Navy piss test and his finger-sucking father can suddenly come up with a skillful and well-thought-out plan.

Sorry, don't buy it.

Besides, delay is worse than getting this out of the way now. By March it would be "old news." The last thing Biden needs is it coming out that his son had $10 million in unreported income just before the convention.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2019 06:26 PM (cfSRQ)

117 I told that judge, "You rescind that order by 6 o'clock, or all of your funding will be cut. And, sonofabitch, guess what?"

Wait...maybe that was while I was a lifeguard.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 06:26 PM (fUKvD)

118 Smart girl.
LOL.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 06:26 PM (nRWPy)

119 If only Hunter's last name was Palin, the press would have something to occupy their wee brains.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 02, 2019 06:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

120 Dude was raking in millions and he's cavorting with strippers instead of high society.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2019 06:26 PM (l3+k2)

121 Every presidential candidate wants a son in the news for abandoning his bastard kid and the kid's stripper mom.

Talk about any publicity is good publicity.

But it would be so much better if that son is the keystone, the absolute white hot nuclear core of your party's current attempt to unseat a sitting president over accusations that he...tried to get a corruption probe into your son's shady past restarted.

Like, there was already a corruption probe, and you shut it down, and then when a duly elected president tried to get it restarted your party, on your behalf, tries to oust the president from office.

Imagine being Hillary stuck on the sidelines right now.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 06:26 PM (yL25O)

122 If there were a Decathalon in being scandalous (corruption, incest, drug use, creating bastards, ...), Hunter would put up Bruce Jenner points

If only Media covered it

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2019 06:26 PM (PEDnL)

123 Corn Pop was from Arkansas, it is rumored.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:27 PM (bCLt0)

124 Arkansas is literally awash in a tidal wave of Democrat semen. Gird your loins, Thelma Jean!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 06:27 PM (m45I2)

125 Dr Jill Biden. Step Mom of the Year

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2019 06:27 PM (PEDnL)

126 Meanwhile, the Republicans continue to stab each other in the back and are incapable of getting their shit together because "that is not who we are".

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2019 06:27 PM (Tnijr)

127 He has so much money....he pays someone to commit suicide for himself.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 02, 2019 06:27 PM (pB6Gt)

128 As some not-wise people say, "Hey, if he's got nothing to hide, why doesn't he just turn them over, huh?

>>>>>>

Family court lawyers who advocate for you get pissed when you refuse to hand over confidential documents like medical records. I stress their role as your advocates.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 06:27 PM (frty6)

129 84 OMG. Fox just now: "Joe Biden needs to get a feel for voters in Arkansas."

I.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)
-----------------

Good thing I didn't have coffee in my mouth when I read that, as my monitors would have needed serious cleaning.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 06:27 PM (qC1Sy)

130 Ma, Ma, where's my Pa?

In Ukraine boardrooms, ha ha ha.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 06:27 PM (oVJmc)

131 Does anyone really believe that Hunter was taking millions from Ukraine, China and likely others and Slow Joe was getting a cut?

Yea, me neither.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 06:28 PM (ZLI7S)

132 109 There is a Yerkey's Hole Arizona. Would like to know more about Yerkey.
Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:25 PM (bCLt0)

...

Word.

Posted by: Chugwater, WY at December 02, 2019 06:28 PM (yL25O)

133 >> Is it naive to think that a woman working as a stripper would not get pregnant without meaning to?
Posted by: Muldoon
________________-

He was pulling down a lot of cash during the time he was boinking those strippers. They would have known exactly who he was, and they would have known he had money to burn (he was probably throwing $100's around, being the egotistical a-hole that he is). She probably googled him to see how much he was worth before she went off her birth control. She was no dummy, but he certainly was, and is.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 06:28 PM (k4dH2)

134 Wow Hunter Biden cannot afford to pay his lawyer $11K? Has he already spent all the Burisma money on blow, hookers and pop-tarts?
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at December 02, 2019 06:24 PM (ZTjb4)


The $11k is the mom's attorney fees. Three years of tax returns is completely standard and $11k in lawyer fees is pretty standard, hell, possibly on the low side. Also standard to ask for the other side to pay them.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 06:28 PM (GbPPJ)

135 112
How the fuck did Arkansas become the political nexus of U.S. national politics.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:25 PM (HALdu)


It is a puzzle.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 06:28 PM (ADat4)

136 He's prime now for relapse.

Posted by: sherpa_K2 at December 02, 2019 06:28 PM (BsCoj)

137 Lunden Roberts gon get paid.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2019 06:28 PM (M0u+N)

138 My grandfather was an Akansas democrat senator in the late 30s. He always said, "Go out among the women voters with a bible in one hand and your tool in the other." (This is family lore).

Does that give you any idea why Arkansas is the nexus?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 06:29 PM (nRWPy)

139 Serious question: how can a baby momma collect on ill gotten gains? Would a drug dealer be forced to pay child support based on his multimillion dollar drug enterprise id he was being investigated or even at all?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 06:29 PM (frty6)

140 131 Does anyone really believe that Hunter was taking millions from Ukraine, China and likely others and Slow Joe was getting a cut?

Yea, me neither.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 06:28 PM (ZLI7S)

...

The outgoing transactionas in his account would be every bit as interesting as the incoming.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 06:29 PM (yL25O)

141 I find jokes about the Clintons amusing sometimes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2019 06:26 PM (WI7YS)
+++++++++++++
Al Gore walked into the Oval Office during Christmastime and put a wrapped box onto the Resolute Desk.
Gore: "This is your Christmas present, Bill. Don't open it until Christmas."
Clinton: "I hate surprises. What is it?"
Gore: "I can't tell you that. It's a present."
Clinton: "I am the President. I order you to tell me."
Gore: "Fine. You're a real killjoy, do you know that? It's a sweater, okay? You happy?"
Clinton: "Oh. Okay. A sweater's okay. I'd prefer a moaner or a screamer, but a sweater'll do."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 06:29 PM (I2dne)

142 There is a Yerkey's Hole Arizona. Would like to know more about Yerkey.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:25 PM (bCLt0)

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Try Climax, Michigan.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2019 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)

143
That was funny?
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'Pigs Knuckles' is used to denote a remote small town. Actually, using Hope, Arkansas would work also.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 06:29 PM (fUKvD)

144 Trailer trash is as trailer trash does. Lookin' at you, Bidens.

Posted by: corn and beans at December 02, 2019 06:29 PM (tkNkP)

145 Hunter has delusions of being Kennedyesque.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (l3+k2)
........

that and hallucinations of pink elephants.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 06:29 PM (v0R5T)

146 No matter how badly the holidays go with the family, or how much disappointment i have in various descendants, they will never top Hunter Biden.

So I have that going for me, which is nice.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 02, 2019 06:29 PM (rw1l7)

147 Awwwww! How special! Judgey poo wants THREE YEARS' worth of the coke-head's taxes. Wonder what those will expose?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 02, 2019 06:29 PM (Vy7tf)

148 $11,000? "K" still means thousand, right? Not Kwintillion or something outrageous? And this hasn't been quietly settled?

Semi-serious question: Is Hunter's father aware that he (the father) is currently running for public office?

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 06:30 PM (ScWBu)

149 It's OK...not like he blew through 16 MILLION dollars in the past year or so on hookers and blow.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2019 06:30 PM (JUOKG)

150 If Biden were a Republican he would have reporters crawling all over him, his kids, SNL would be doing cold open after cold open mercilessly mocking him and his piece of shit son.

These fucking assholes are worse than then the Palins ever were yet one family got "the treatment" and the other could potentially be the next President.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 06:30 PM (pP3Zk)

151 Son, how many times did I tell you, just let them rub your leg hair.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:30 PM (HALdu)

152 Ok, so the Bidens have decided that they would rather have the judge just pick an amount and she can try to collect rather than release any financials. Because the financials can not be seen. Bold move, Cotton, let's see if it works out.

And it probably will.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 06:30 PM (r+sAi)

153 >>The outgoing transactionas in his account would be every bit as interesting as the incoming.

Yep. And I bet there are a lot more accounts that don't include the Bidens.

Way too much money unaccounted for.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)

154 No. He was being funny. There is, however, a Lizard Lick, NC.Posted by: Mike Hammer

Awesomest name? - Gun Slinger, Co

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 06:31 PM (32YRo)

155 Matt Christensen:

Joe Biden, on his tour of Iowa, immediately malarked.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2019 06:31 PM (/7IZP)

156 We have been focused on the Ukrainian money Hunter got, but at the beginning of that we had heard there was Chinese money as well Hunter might have received.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 06:31 PM (ZCEU2)

157 I'd wager to say that nearly all of Hunter Biden income is from ill gotten gains.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 06:31 PM (frty6)

158
This Hunter Biden stuff is the excuse they'll use to step Joe out of the presidential race. Just as soon as they figure out the next most "electable" person who can pick up that share of the African-American vote.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 02, 2019 06:16 PM (xptlg)


I don't think so. This is where GEOTUS goes Punisher on the democrats.

This graft is a simple case to make. On top of that, the leftards brought their next generation into the picture. Having the offspring legally vulnerable satisfies our President's need for vengeance.

Biden, Kerry, Clinton, Romney, Comey, and every other piece of shit who played a part in this sedition will watch as their children's potential to participate in public life are destroyed.

Actual jail time would be a nice bonus, but seeing these serpent's eggs relegated to lives as pariahs will suffice.

Posted by: fktheleft at December 02, 2019 06:31 PM (I54dk)

159 Just gotta wonder how the conversation went at the Biden family Thanksgiving table.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 02, 2019 06:31 PM (mv5Fv)

160 He was pulling down a lot of cash during the time he was boinking those strippers. They would have known exactly who he was, and they would have known he had money to burn (he was probably throwing $100's around, being the egotistical a-hole that he is). She probably googled him to see how much he was worth before she went off her birth control. She was no dummy, but he certainly was, and is.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 06:28 PM (k4dH2)




So Hunter was making it rain in the VIP trailer with his sweet, sweet, Ukrainian money.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:31 PM (HALdu)

161 Batesville? Jesus I'm probably related to her and so is Rush.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 06:31 PM (nRWPy)

162 He's never been held to account for anything in his life.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 06:12 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Ain't that the truth.

Well, the poop's about to hit the fan now.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 02, 2019 06:31 PM (sGotD)

163 We have been focused on the Ukrainian money Hunter got, but at the beginning of that we had heard there was Chinese money as well Hunter might have received.
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 06:31 PM (ZCEU2)
++++++++++++++
And Romanian. Being Biden's kid is ... lucrative.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (I2dne)

164 It is possible for a female to get pregnant even if a condom is used. Any single male now days should know damn well that as soon as you pull it off you better not let it out of your sight or leave a female alone with it. Take your condom loads to a toilet and promptly flush them. Never, ever let a condom out of your sight.

Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (5rWvu)

165 How the fuck did Arkansas become the political nexus of U.S. national politics.




Hot Springs National Fark

Posted by: SHEP at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (rpxSz)

166 How many here have actually been to a strip club? Your impressions of the clientele? And the performers?

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (bCLt0)

167 149 It's OK...not like he blew through 16 MILLION dollars in the past year or so on hookers and blow.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2019 06:30 PM (JUOKG)

The real story is he lived to tell about it.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (frty6)

168 I guess Hunter likes 'em jumping in his lap too.

Biden life lessons, chapter 5.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (Sf7dd)

169 Ma, Ma, where's my Pa?
In Ukraine boardrooms, ha ha ha.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Excellent piece of historical trivia!

Posted by: corn and beans at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (tkNkP)

170 Mom, I would like a Lamborghini for Christmas.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 02, 2019 06:33 PM (EgshT)

171 157 I'd wager to say that nearly all of Hunter Biden income is from ill gotten gains.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 06:31 PM (frty6)


Minus "nearly" and voila. Truth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)

172 164 It is possible for a female to get pregnant even if a condom is used. Any single male now days should know damn well that as soon as you pull it off you better not let it out of your sight or leave a female alone with it. Take your condom loads to a toilet and promptly flush them. Never, ever let a condom out of your sight.
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (5rWvu)


Is saliva a spermicide?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)

173 How many here have actually been to a strip club? Your impressions of the clientele? And the performers?
Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (bCLt0)


Only when I visit PDX. And the girls are alternatingly sad, or mercenary. The clientele were strange at times: businessmen, blue-collar workers, some low-lifes, and quite a few women there with their boyfriends.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 02, 2019 06:34 PM (wCmLp)

174 "Biden, Kerry, Clinton, Romney, Comey, and every other piece of shit who played a part in this sedition will watch as their children's potential to participate in public life are destroyed"

That is why Biden will be the Dem candidate, to slow this down and maybe make it go away after 2020. They will protect the party with every devious resource at their disposal.

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2019 06:34 PM (Tnijr)

175 I think Hunter got his Dad a Christmas gift from Sharper Image. One of those nifty little leg hair trimming kits.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 06:34 PM (m45I2)

176 Way too much money unaccounted for.
Can't wait until we find out how much skim money from foreign aid was going directly into the pockets of billionaire George Soros.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 06:34 PM (r+sAi)

177 And Romanian. Being Biden's kid is ... lucrative.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (I2dne)

...

As corrupt as they are, the Clintons at least managed to behave more like old money.

The Bidens are more like Charlie Sheen.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 06:34 PM (yL25O)

178 Anyone catch this interesting quote from the DM story, way down the page?

"Biden allegedly frequented that club after dating his late brother's widow.

Biden also allegedly visited Larry Flynt's Hustler Club NYC in Manhattan two times about a year ago, where he spent several thousand dollars and on one occasion sent an employee out to buy a dildo for strippers to use on him."

What a guy. A real mans man iykwim.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 02, 2019 06:34 PM (z79tQ)

179 >> Never, ever let a condom out of your sight.


Gramma always said...

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:34 PM (OxV5C)

180 166
How many here have actually been to a strip club? Your impressions of the clientele? And the performers?

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (bCLt0)

My sons say the DC ones aren't bad, but WV? Scary. They'd make the pledges use their teeth to....I can't. But gross stuff.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 06:34 PM (nRWPy)

181 http://bit.ly/2RcE9Yp
******
Danger Danger - Naughty Naughty (Video)
---------
Hunter & Stripper's song

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 06:34 PM (BqBId)

182 >>How many here have actually been to a strip club? Your impressions of the clientele? And the performers?

I was at a meeting in New Orleans years ago and a bunch were doing the bar hop thing. Wandered into a strip and there was dancer in stage who looked to be about 7 months pregnant.

On the other hand her 4 or 5 teeth looked well cared for.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 06:35 PM (ZLI7S)

183 Are you saying that you have to dispose of condoms properly? Like with fire?

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:35 PM (bCLt0)

184 "Roberts was living in Washington D.C. two years ago studying crime scene investigation in graduate school and working with the FBI, according to a family member's Facebook post."

I'm thinking she knew where babies come from.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 06:35 PM (DhRZI)

185 >>Biden also allegedly visited Larry Flynt's Hustler Club NYC in Manhattan two times about a year ago, where he spent several thousand dollars and on one occasion sent an employee out to buy a dildo for strippers to use on him."


Garcon!

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:35 PM (OxV5C)

186 166 How many here have actually been to a strip club? Your impressions of the clientele? And the performers?
Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (bCLt0)

I thought there were no trick questions or math on the AOS

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 06:35 PM (rpxSz)

187 4 It is possible for a female to get pregnant even if a condom is used. Any single male now days should know damn well that as soon as you pull it off you better not let it out of your sight or leave a female alone with it. Take your condom loads to a toilet and promptly flush them. Never, ever let a condom out of your sight.
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (5rWvu)




Yeah, and if she swallows make sure she chases it with a shot of whiskey.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:35 PM (HALdu)

188 58 This Hunter Biden stuff is the excuse they'll use to step Joe out of the
presidential race. Just as soon as they figure out the next most
"electable" person who can pick up that share of the African-American
vote.

But who? Biden was the best shot they had at holding on the black vote. Mayor Pete can win Iowa, but SC? Unlikely. They face a Hobson's choice.
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 06:18 PM (T6t7i)
-------

Well, I'm sure they wanted Kamala Harris because Woman ("check") and African America ("check") and Prosecutor ("check"), but she isn't working out.

So that leaves, um, - - -


Warren? - as long as she announces that a black man will be the running mate ?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 02, 2019 06:35 PM (xptlg)

189 Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 06:34 PM (nRWPy)

I believe he met the stripper at a D.C. Strip joint not in Arkansas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (WI7YS)

190 Just gotta wonder how the conversation went at the Biden family Thanksgiving table. Posted by: washrivergal

I know, right? Conversation is hard when you're in a drug induced stupor under the table.

Posted by: corn and beans at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (tkNkP)

191 The Bidens can't keep a lid on this. Trump will make it a spectacle of it during the Senate a impeachment trial. And Joe will be tainted

He won't make it to SC. Which is why Bloomberg and Deval jumped in

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (PEDnL)

192 166 How many here have actually been to a strip club? Your impressions of the clientele? And the performers?
Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (bCLt0)



There is a reason they are dark inside.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (HALdu)

193 I've never understood the appeal of strip clubs, but a friend of mine owns one. He says everything that happens in his club is on video. Everything.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (sWM8x)

194 179 >> Never, ever let a condom out of your sight.


Gramma always said...
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:34 PM (OxV5C)

...

So we should start a line of condoms with spermicide on the inside?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (yL25O)

195 Well, I'm sure they wanted Kamala Harris because Woman ("check") and
African America ("check") and Prosecutor ("check"), but she isn't
working out.

Corey Booker or the Mooch

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (nRWPy)

196 Must see my enemies defeated
I catch them while they coked up and weeded
---
Trump listens to 2-Pac

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (JPCx4)

197 Hunter has never had a real job, has he? Other than the failed Navy scam?

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2019 06:37 PM (l3+k2)

198 Your baby daddy a sucka, ayy
Your baby daddy a busta, ayy
Your baby daddy so broke
He hit the plug for a free line of coke......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2019 06:37 PM (Z+IKu)

199 @166
When I was a kid and Times Square was pretty much Sodahm and Gamora, we used to go to peep shows.

The only proper strip clubs I have been to were in Montreal and the French Canadian chicks were top shelf.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 06:37 PM (pP3Zk)

200 Down on Main Street.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 02, 2019 06:37 PM (EgshT)

201 Does this mean no grandkid bouncing on my knees?

Posted by: Hair-legged freak at December 02, 2019 06:37 PM (Vy7tf)

202 @172 JJ Sefton-No it's not, you just need a beverage near by to have her quickly wash it down : )

Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2019 06:37 PM (5rWvu)

203 I believe he met the stripper at a D.C. Strip joint not in Arkansas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (WI7YS)

Yeah, he did.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 06:38 PM (nRWPy)

204
193 I've never understood the appeal of strip clubs, but a friend of mine owns one. He says everything that happens in his club is on video. Everything.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (sWM8x)

Like NCIS everything? Cause that's how Abby solves about 70% of their cases.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:38 PM (bCLt0)

205 Ironic that Tupac got caught coked up and weeded.

Foist on his own petard as the rappers like to say.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2019 06:38 PM (M0u+N)

206 This is delicious! Major awesome sauce here.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2019 06:38 PM (14URa)

207
So we should start a line of condoms with spermicide on the inside?
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (yL25O)


Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is good,
every sperm is needed,
in your neighborhood...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)

208 Cutie!

Posted by: G marks the spot at December 02, 2019 06:38 PM (GXoKW)

209 Where did the millions he was paid by the oil company in the Ukraine go? Oh the stench off him is something to behold.

Posted by: Rose at December 02, 2019 06:38 PM (f/Wek)

210 139 Serious question: how can a baby momma collect on ill gotten gains? Would a drug dealer be forced to pay child support based on his multimillion dollar drug enterprise id he was being investigated or even at all?
_______________

The support awards are based on the parent's income, so if the mom could produce evidence of the millions coming in, then yes. Most drug dealers launder the money some way, and they report at least some of that income on their taxes. The family court judges just look at what the income is in terms of numbers, they don't investigate how it's earned.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 06:38 PM (k4dH2)

211 203 I believe he met the stripper at a D.C. Strip joint not in Arkansas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (WI7YS)

Yeah, he did.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 06:38 PM (nRWPy)


In Arkansas, they put the clothes on.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 06:39 PM (zBaqJ)

212 I've never understood the appeal of strip clubs, but a friend of mine owns one. He says everything that happens in his club is on video. Everything.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (sWM8x)




There are tow kinds of guys in strip clubs, drunks and regulars. You want to be a drunk.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:39 PM (HALdu)

213 Aaaaand now it's about sex. Corruption is unseemly, but sex is private and nobody else's business.

(This is right out of the Eliot Spitzer playbook.)

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 06:39 PM (ScWBu)

214
207
So we should start a line of condoms with spermicide on the inside?
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (yL25O)


Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is good,
every sperm is needed,
in your neighborhood...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)


And then you sell the excess urchins for medical experiments.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:40 PM (bCLt0)

215
"I don't like eggnog. It's like drinking paint with nutmeg sprinkled on it."
-- George Jefferson
Amen, 1990

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 06:40 PM (P1T9n)

216 I know an "exotic dancer". Her mom is in jail. What else would you like to know?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 02, 2019 06:40 PM (Lqy/e)

217 How many here have actually been to a strip club? Your impressions of the clientele? And the performers?
Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (bCLt0)

---

*looks around*

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 06:40 PM (RU4sa)

218 Just gotta wonder how the conversation went at the Biden family Thanksgiving table.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 02, 2019 06:31 PM (mv5Fv)
........

Mom, would you pass the mashed potatoes?

No son, I want your Dad to sit here next to me.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

219 I'd actually watch "Biden Family Values" on Bravo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

220 I had a soldier who married a stripper prior to deploying in '03.

It didn't end well.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 06:41 PM (RU4sa)

221 Democrats will soon be down to Buttaguy

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 06:41 PM (ZCEU2)

222 SMH, you got mail,

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 06:41 PM (Sf7dd)

223 *looks around*

Posted by: SMH
________

Not me.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 06:41 PM (ScWBu)

224 >>>He's prime now for relapse.
Posted by: sherpa_K2 at December 02, 2019 06:28 PM (BsCoj)

RE-laps? Another stripper?

Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2019 06:41 PM (q177U)

225 In Hunter's defense, he was just trying to crush from puss.

*Gleefully stolen from South park.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 06:41 PM (bkUtD)

226 Lunden Roberts is not cute. She can shoot the hoop though which adds a couple of points.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 06:41 PM (2DOZq)

227 The court better have an aggressive forensic accountant. I suspect that Humper has money disguised six ways from Cayman.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 06:42 PM (fUKvD)

228 Like NCIS everything? Cause that's how Abby solves about 70% of their cases.
---
I've never watched NCIS, so I don't know. The everything-on-video thing makes sense when you think about it, though. It prevents the girls from cheating him out of his cut, and it provides the cops with proof that nothing (ahem) unacceptably illegal is happening.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 02, 2019 06:42 PM (sWM8x)

229 Have they issued a warrant for Hunter yet? Because that's what usually happens when you blow off a court hearing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 02, 2019 06:42 PM (Lqy/e)

230 Most military bases seem to have a plethora of strip clubs and tattoo parlors right outside their gates.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

231 Just how much of a screwup do you have to be to: a) have sex with a stripper, and b) do it without a condom, or five? Forget pregnancy, I don't want my d*** to fall off.
Posted by: pep at December 02, 2019 06:10 PM (T6t7i)

If you're wearing five condoms wouldn't it just be better to just drill a hole in a department store mannequin and fuck that?

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 06:43 PM (DX5KL)

232 Crush *some* puss. God, I'm going senile.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 06:43 PM (bkUtD)

233 I had a soldier who married a stripper prior to deploying in '03.

It didn't end well.
Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 06:41 PM (RU4sa)




There has never been a sentence written where someone did something with a stripper and it did end well, best you hope for is that you break even.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:43 PM (HALdu)

234 With all the coke and meth Hunter has done it's a wonder he even has a sperm cell count.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 06:43 PM (Sf7dd)

235
Is saliva a spermicide?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

If you have to buy her dinner, make sure she has the arugula with vinaigrette.

Posted by: Miklos, making the Fritz Feld "pop" at December 02, 2019 06:43 PM (QzkSJ)

236 I bet AtC has soe good strip club stories.

...wait.

There's no height restriction at those places, are there?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:43 PM (OxV5C)

237 228 Like NCIS everything? Cause that's how Abby solves about 70% of their cases.
---
I've never watched NCIS, so I don't know. The everything-on-video thing makes sense when you think about it, though. It prevents the girls from cheating him out of his cut, and it provides the cops with proof that nothing (ahem) unacceptably illegal is happening.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 02, 2019 06:42 PM (sWM8x)


Sounds like a Vegas Casino model. Course they bury the skimmers out in the desert.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:43 PM (bCLt0)

238 Ben Had!

Got it.

And thanks so much. I'm sure the girls will love whatever you sent them.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 06:43 PM (RU4sa)

239 Have they issued a warrant for Hunter yet? Because that's what usually happens when you blow off a court hearing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau
________

With special people, they have to prove that he intended to blow off the court hearing.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 06:43 PM (ScWBu)

240 219
I'd actually watch "Biden Family Values" on Bravo.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2019 06:44 PM (14URa)

241 "You Must Be This Tall --> to be Ground Upon"

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:44 PM (OxV5C)

242 Just gotta wonder how the conversation went at the Biden family Thanksgiving table.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 02, 2019 06:31 PM (mv5Fv)
........

Mom: *glugglugglugglug*burp*

Son: *sniff, sniff, sniff, excuse me I'm going to the restroom,sniff*

Dad: Argle bargle blibbety blab blub blah.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

243 Arkansas Child support.

1 Child? 25% of Salary.

That will be all the way back to when the child was born.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 06:44 PM (NgKpN)

244 >>>How many here have actually been to a strip club? Your impressions of the clientele? And the performers?


That's bait.

Posted by: Mad Max at December 02, 2019 06:44 PM (bkUtD)

245 I met a really smart stripper once, she cut my hair, she was only going to do it a couple more years at age 25 because the 5 hair salons she owned paid for by her earnings were doing pretty well. And yep, she was a babe.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 06:44 PM (r+sAi)

246 My sister used to work a few strip clubs back in the day.

She would tell me how the girls would talk in the locker room and set the suckers up for more drinks and tips.

She said most were dancers were lesbos and/or bi and the regulars would always come back thinking they were going to see their "girlfriend". The dancers would laugh behind their backs and scam them any way they could.

It was just a job to most of the dancers and they could care less about sex or the marks that came in to get their rocks off.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2019 06:44 PM (Z+IKu)

247 230 Most military bases seem to have a plethora of strip clubs and tattoo parlors right outside their gates.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

---

And as a squad leader and section Sgt, they were a constant headache.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 06:45 PM (RU4sa)

248 I wonder how much $$ Hunter spent on his new teefs? He looks like he went to the same cosmetic dentist his crazy ol' man did.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

249 My wife used to work night shift as an ER nurse in Fairbanks, where the strip clubs were pretty low end. She has told tales of strippers coming to ER with STD's and bleeding hemorrhoids. The whole scene is really quite sad.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 06:45 PM (m45I2)

250 I seriously hope that Roberts is a good mom. Children don't deserve to be the in the middle of these messes.

I also hope that she takes Biden to the cleaners and lives a good life for herself and her child.
Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 06:13 PM (oiNtH)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Mom is a stripper. The kid'll be lucky if she doesn't develop a meth addiction and gets pregnant after high school instead of during.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 06:45 PM (DX5KL)

251 Most military bases seem to have a plethora of strip clubs and tattoo parlors right outside their gates.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
-------

One of my favorites was called 'The Goldbrick', right outside of the gates. Probably been there since WW I.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 06:45 PM (fUKvD)

252 188 . . . So that leaves, um, - - -

Warren? - as long as she announces that a black man will be the running mate ?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore
___________

* takes swig of firewater as she cuts up vegetables *

According to family lore, I'm actually 1/4 African American.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 02, 2019 06:45 PM (9vQJW)

253 >>My sister used to work a few strip clubs back in the day...


Spoiler Alert!

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:45 PM (OxV5C)

254 Eastern European women squirt lemon juice mixed with water up their va jay jay to kill the sperm. They are a resourceful bunch.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 06:46 PM (frty6)

255 Kim and Chloe and Kanye better step up their drama. "Keeping Up With the Bidens" be breathing down their necks.

Posted by: corn and beans at December 02, 2019 06:46 PM (tkNkP)

256 There has never been a sentence written where someone did something with a stripper and it did end well, best you hope for is that you break even.
Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:43 PM (HALdu)

Untrue!

He did NOT go home with the Stripper!

That's a sentence about a stripper that ends well.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 06:46 PM (NgKpN)

257 I hung out in bars with strippers, some, when in college. They were mostly college girls working. The clientele was really varied.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:46 PM (bCLt0)

258 248
I wonder how much $$ Hunter spent on his new teefs? He looks like he went to the same cosmetic dentist his crazy ol' man did.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, he should have a LOT left over.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2019 06:46 PM (14URa)

259 I met a really smart stripper once, she cut my hair, she was only going to do it a couple more years at age 25 because the 5 hair salons she owned paid for by her earnings were doing pretty well. And yep, she was a babe.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Working her way through barber college?

Posted by: Miklos from Junior Achievement at December 02, 2019 06:46 PM (QzkSJ)

260 SMH, I just kept finding kiddo stuff. I'm guessing you will be intrigued by one of the puzzles.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 06:46 PM (Sf7dd)

261 I can't throw boulders in a glass stripper club. I have lived in that world briefly.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 06:46 PM (2DOZq)

262 he met her at a strip club

Supposedly he paid for the strip club using credit cards with a name that was not his real name

https://pagesix.com/2019/11/26/hunter-biden-suspected-of-smoking-crack-in-dc-strip-clubs-vip-room/

This would be a great way to pay bribes to someone: give them essentially a "gift card" that doesn't trace back to them. If he uses it to buy a ferrari, the IRS notices (hey where did you get that ferrari? how did you pay for that and why didn't you declare the related income?) But if he uses it for hookers & blow, the IRS won't notice. So as long as he uses the "untraceable" cash card for hookers & blow, he can escape tax consequences and he doesn't have to explain to the IRS where the bribe money comes from

And he would get away with it too, EXCEPT that this stripper knows about the nameless card, or at least, she knows he dropped lots of money at a certain specific strip club. If he releases finance info that fails to account for the nameless card shenanigans, she will know that he is submitting fake financial info.

the normal way out of this is to offer the woman a payout big enough that she will say "forget it, I don't need to go to court." Perhaps she knows there is a pain point here for Hunter/Joe and so she is holding out for a very nice settlement.

The Clinton way might be to disappear her (and either take the child for yourself as the only remaining parent, or disappear that too)

She is playing a dangerous game here. She needs 24/7 security.

She could be offed by the bidens. She could be offed by someone trying to help out the bidens. She could be offed by someone who wants to embarrass the bidens because people will assume it was their doing. Be careful, mama. We are all rooting for you.

Posted by: Idle speculation at December 02, 2019 06:46 PM (XFW9X)

263 Wouldn't it be wonderful if it turned out Zelensky was subventing Roberts' legal team?

Posted by: aelfheld at December 02, 2019 06:46 PM (IxDhF)

264 In Arkansas, they put the clothes on.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Except the shoes - at the airport in Little Rock there is place where all visitors must leave their shoes - you can always pick them up again on your way to your outbound flight though.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 06:47 PM (32YRo)

265 http://bit.ly/2Lh8oJR
********
Or this one NSFW

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 06:47 PM (BqBId)

266 I honestly think this is way down the list of ways Hunter screwed it up for dead old dad, the Ukraine stuff is far worse. Voters can look past an idiot son, but when it looks like dad is part of the corruption, it's a different story.

I almost do feel a tiny bit sorry for Joe, his one son died and this son in an epic fuckup that has destroyed his dreams. Biden is a jackass though, but he's not Hillary-level evil.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2019 06:47 PM (sjTfF)

267 Eastern European women squirt lemon juice mixed with water up their va jay jay to kill the sperm. They are a resourceful bunch.
Posted by: squirrelly dan

Put de lime in de coconut

Posted by: The Mighty Miklosian Sparrow at December 02, 2019 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)

268
How many here have actually been to a strip club? Your impressions of the clientele? And the performers?

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:32 PM (bCLt0)


In Northwest DC, there is no touching in the clubs.

In Southeast and Northeast DC, the rules are not as well enforced.

All places Biden's little shit kid patronized in reporting so far were in Northwest.

Dancers are a mix from veterans who are in charge of their own lives to druggies whose every new day is a miracle in itself to essentially children hopping onto a train with a destination that they are not capable of conceiving at that point in their lives.

Clientele is equally a mix. Some go because forking over money is the only way they will ever get near semi-hot women, more go because it's socially expected, and others go because they like to pay to see boobies without having to incur the much greater costs of actual interpersonal relations with random semi-hot women.

Posted by: fktheleft at December 02, 2019 06:47 PM (I54dk)

269 Most military bases seem to have a plethora of strip clubs and tattoo parlors right outside their gates.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)


Sheer coincidence, my good lady, sheer coincidence!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 06:47 PM (BiNEL)

270 And as a squad leader and section Sgt, they were a constant headache.
Posted by: SMH
---

We had to regularly dispatch the MP's down to the local police station to pick up some GI who had done something really, really stupid at a local bar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 06:48 PM (hnyqs)

271 I wonder how much $$ Hunter spent on his new teefs? He looks like he went to the same cosmetic dentist his crazy ol' man did.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:45 PM (ptqGC)
........

Same Hair Club For Men, too.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

272
Except the shoes - at the airport in Little Rock there is place where all visitors must leave their shoes - you can always pick them up again on your way to your outbound flight though.
Posted by: Boswell

Largest mosque in the Ozarks.

Posted by: Miklos the Prophet at December 02, 2019 06:48 PM (QzkSJ)

273 Are strippers in Fairbanks Eskimos? Do they take off their furs? Are there lots of Ewoks hanging around?

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:48 PM (bCLt0)

274 >>>We had to regularly dispatch the MP's down to the local police station to pick up some GI who had done something really, really stupid at a local bar.



Penis stuck in the bottle? Boy, if I had a quarter for every time...

Posted by: Mad Max at December 02, 2019 06:49 PM (bkUtD)

275 248 I wonder how much $$ Hunter spent on his new teefs? He looks like he went to the same cosmetic dentist his crazy ol' man did.
_____________________

Yep, neon white Chiclets. All the same size. They don't look even remotely like his real teeth (before they became meth-stained). He could have afforded a better dentist. He must have some of those millions stashed away somewhere. He can't have spent it all on strippers and blow.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 06:49 PM (k4dH2)

276 Maybe Biden didn't actually make all those millions himself. Maybe he was more of a bag man.

Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2019 06:49 PM (q177U)

277 Hunter Biden and Lunden Roberts = Two people with massive daddy issues.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 06:49 PM (gmo/4)

278 Working her way through barber college?
I actually saw her financials.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 06:49 PM (r+sAi)

279 I guess Hunter likes 'em jumping in his lap too.

well, yeah, that's why men go to strip clubs. they shouldn't, but they do.

As for the Full Service that this particular stripper did, at a guess Hunter, being stupid, and high, told the stripper he was the son of the vice president and bragged about how much dirty money he was making. So the stripper saw dollar signs and whipped it out for him.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 06:49 PM (ykYG2)

280 Hunter Biden is Spaulding from Caddyshack all growed up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2019 06:49 PM (v+7OW)

281 The real fun is in the foreign strip clubs with the pvt that marries the stripper to take her home the to U.S.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:50 PM (HALdu)

282 >>>I actually saw her financials.


Hey, phrasing!

Posted by: Mad Max at December 02, 2019 06:50 PM (bkUtD)

283 Baby mama looks like she's at least in her mid 30s.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 06:50 PM (eHPqQ)

284 I have a cousin that was a high dollar call girl in Vegas and she must have had some real talent because she hit a couple of branches falling out of that ugly tree.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 06:50 PM (Sf7dd)

285 275 248 I wonder how much $$ Hunter spent on his new teefs? He looks like he went to the same cosmetic dentist his crazy ol' man did.
_____________________

Yep, neon white Chiclets. All the same size. They don't look even remotely like his real teeth (before they became meth-stained). He could have afforded a better dentist. He must have some of those millions stashed away somewhere. He can't have spent it all on strippers and blow.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 06:49 PM (k4dH2)



Same Day Dentures! I wonder how that works, anyway?

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:51 PM (bCLt0)

286 I almost do feel a tiny bit sorry for Joe, his one son died and this son in an epic fuckup that has destroyed his dreams. Biden is a jackass though, but he's not Hillary-level evil.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2019 06:47 PM (sjTfF)

My assessment is that Biden is corrupt (but not on the scale of the Clintons) and barely twitches the evil meter (but only when when compared to the Clintons).

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 02, 2019 06:51 PM (BiNEL)

287 >>>How many here have actually been to a strip club? Your impressions of the clientele? And the performers?<<<

You can't fool me! This is like phishing for my account password validation code.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 06:51 PM (wo3c/)

288 As for the Full Service that this particular stripper did, at a guess Hunter, being stupid, and high, told the stripper he was the son of the vice president and bragged about how much dirty money he was making. So the stripper saw dollar signs and whipped it out for him.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 06:49 PM (ykYG2)




Not to mention she security risk of having your idiot kid fucking a stripper.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:51 PM (HALdu)

289 Eastern European women squirt lemon juice mixed with water up their va jay jay to kill the sperm. They are a resourceful bunch.
Posted by: squirrelly dan

Put de lime in de coconut
Posted by: The Mighty Miklosian Sparrow at December 02, 2019 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)

Wouldn't plain ole water work just as well? I mean it's basically a flush, right?

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 06:51 PM (DX5KL)

290 No touching in the clubs? Not even the chubs?

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

291 Baby mama looks like she's at least in her mid 30s.

She's 28 supposedly, but she did have a kid. Single mom-ing is difficult, I am given to understand.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 06:51 PM (ykYG2)

292 I happen to know one of Madonna's cousins. Does she count?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 06:52 PM (hnyqs)

293 I've known some strippers and know a guy who dated strippers and finally married a stripper. All had daddy issues. Most were crazy as hell.

Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2019 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

294 I've never got strip clubs

along with watching other people play something for hours

blown up tits

cars that can go really fast

eating food you know will make you sick

cheap booze

I'll get back to you

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 06:52 PM (rpxSz)

295 Annnd with the talk of Eastern bloc douching techniques, I take my leave.

Good day to you sir.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 02, 2019 06:52 PM (6/uwW)

296 Strippers tip well

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 02, 2019 06:52 PM (pB6Gt)

297 , where he spent several thousand dollars and on one occasion sent an employee out to buy a dildo for strippers to use on him."

Well, at least he couldn't get pregnant that way.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 06:53 PM (ykYG2)

298 Sigh. Dad does butt stuff?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 02, 2019 06:53 PM (EgshT)

299 297 , where he spent several thousand dollars and on one occasion sent an employee out to buy a dildo for strippers to use on him."

Well, at least he couldn't get pregnant that way.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 06:53 PM (ykYG2)

So, kind of a Charlie Sheen vibe, I am getting.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:54 PM (bCLt0)

300 where he spent several thousand dollars and on one occasion sent an employee out to buy a dildo for strippers to use on him."

Well, at least he couldn't get pregnant that way.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

It was because of Trump's tariffs on Chinese ball gags!

Posted by: Miklos, economic commentator at December 02, 2019 06:54 PM (QzkSJ)

301 All had daddy issues. Most were crazy as hell.
Posted by: freaked at December 02, 2019 06:52 PM

Oh. Go. On.

Next you'll be trying to make me believe that there a lot of Greek men named Nick...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2019 06:54 PM (rBtIz)

302 I almost do feel a tiny bit sorry for Joe, his one
son died and this son in an epic fuckup that has destroyed his dreams.
Biden is a jackass though, but he's not Hillary-level evil.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2019 06:47 PM (sjTfF)


When that old bastard stood in that hangar with Barry and the Beast, after the Benghazi dead had been eulogized, and said to the father of one of the dead, "Your son must have have big brass balls" or whatever he said that appalled the father and mother, I lost any sympathy whatsoever I may have ever had toward him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

303 The first Captain Mast I attended as a Midshipman was for a Petty Officer 1st Class who got thrown out of a strip club, went back to the ship, got a flare gun, went back to the club and started to shoot flares causing a pretty good fire.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 06:55 PM (gmo/4)

304 Posted by: Hunter Biden's Horoscope at December 02, 2019

Loving this horoscope.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 06:55 PM (eHPqQ)

305 Maybe Biden didn't actually make all those millions himself. Maybe he was more of a bag man.

Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2019 06:49 PM (q177U)


Yeah, a buffah. A buffed buffah.

Posted by: Cicci at December 02, 2019 06:55 PM (l3+k2)

306 Clientele is equally a mix. Some go because forking over money is the only way they will ever get near semi-hot women, more go because it's socially expected, and others go because they like to pay to see boobies without having to incur the much greater costs of actual interpersonal relations with random semi-hot women.

I've been a few times. Usually with friends. Once I went by myself because I was depressed as hell and wanted a hug. I'm not proud of that.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 06:55 PM (ykYG2)

307 In fairness, when you are wrecked, it is 3am, and in a dark room, dating the hottish chick that has been rubbing against you and shoving her junk in your face for an hour is not as bad a choice as it would seem at Sunday brunch with your family and friends.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:55 PM (HALdu)

308 Jane, you got mail.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 06:55 PM (Sf7dd)

309 I think the bottom line on Joe is that he just isn't very bright. See: Teddy Kennedy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 06:56 PM (hnyqs)

310 >>Wouldn't plain ole water work just as well? I mean it's basically a flush, right?


Wouldn't it be a Full House?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 06:56 PM (OxV5C)

311 I've been a few times. Usually with friends. Once I went by myself because I was depressed as hell and wanted a hug. I'm not proud of that.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 06:55 PM (ykYG2)




That's funny

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:56 PM (HALdu)

312 He's a Biden; the judge will be sympathetic and let this slide. Because "Democrat."

/let's ask all the women who Bill Clinton raped about this sort of thing.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 02, 2019 06:56 PM (3a/ug)

313
I have a cousin that was a high dollar call girl in Vegas and she must
have had some real talent because she hit a couple of branches falling
out of that ugly tree.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 06:50 PM (Sf7dd)


Lol! I love you, Ben Had!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

314 The first Captain Mast I attended as a Midshipman was for a Petty Officer 1st Class who got thrown out of a strip club, went back to the ship, got a flare gun, went back to the club and started to shoot flares causing a pretty good fire.
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 06:55 PM (gmo/4)




That's funnier

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:57 PM (HALdu)

315 Once I went by myself because I was depressed as hell and wanted a hug. I'm not proud of that.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

Call me

Posted by: Cora Siegel at December 02, 2019 06:57 PM (QzkSJ)

316 I have a cousin that was a high dollar call girl in Vegas and she must
have had some real talent because she hit a couple of branches falling
out of that ugly tree.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 06:50 PM (Sf7dd)





Enthusiasm

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 06:57 PM (HALdu)

317 NOT evil ?

ayfkm ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 02, 2019 06:57 PM (JwHjN)

318 Ben Had, no mail yet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 06:58 PM (ptqGC)

319 Hunter Biden is Spaulding from Caddyshack all growed up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2019 06:49 PM

Hey, now...Spaulding sells insurance in Cambridge, and by all accounts its is a decent conservative guy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2019 06:58 PM (rBtIz)

320 When I went in college,it was to check out the girls, buy some weed, and drink cheap booze. Was kind of funny to see some of them in class the next day, or walking around campus.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:58 PM (bCLt0)

321 Dated a stripper that liked to get nailed up against the windows of high rise hotels (Silver Legacy Casino in Reno in particular). With her back to the glass we'd go at it. Glad we never busted through a window and plummeted to our deaths. Fun girl.

Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2019 06:58 PM (5rWvu)

322 Has anyone introduced Hunter to Harry Reid's brother Larry? I think they'd have a really good time hanging out together.

Posted by: Furious George at December 02, 2019 06:58 PM (9vQJW)

323 She's 28 supposedly, but she did have a kid. Single mom-ing is difficult, I am given to understand.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 06:51 PM (ykYG2)

From my observations, baby having doesn't age one like that typically, and she's been a single mom for not that long.

I'm thinking her (past?) career may have something to do with it.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 06:59 PM (eHPqQ)

324 Tom Jones has nothing on the Horde.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 06:59 PM (hnyqs)

325 Stay away from that exercise machine, Dad.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 02, 2019 07:00 PM (EgshT)

326 What gets me is he's doing this nonsense when he knows the national spotlight is on him.

It's like idiots in cars full of drugs who get pulled over for easily avoidable traffic violations.


Posted by: Andyzero at December 02, 2019 07:00 PM (a06dx)

327 The first Captain Mast I attended as a Midshipman was for a Petty Officer 1st Class who got thrown out of a strip club, went back to the ship, got a flare gun, went back to the club and started to shoot flares causing a pretty good fire.
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 06:55 PM (gmo/4)


That's CPO material right there.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2019 07:00 PM (t+qrx)

328 Man, how long is this roast chicken going to take? I'm starving.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:01 PM (bCLt0)

329 The first Captain Mast I attended as a Midshipman was for a Petty Officer 1st Class who got thrown out of a strip club, went back to the ship, got a flare gun, went back to the club and started to shoot flares causing a pretty good fire.
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 06:55 PM (gmo/4)


See? See? I'm not looking so bad now am I?

Posted by: Hunter! at December 02, 2019 07:01 PM (ykYG2)

330 Glad we never busted through a window and plummeted to our deaths. Fun girl.
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2019 06:58 PM (5rWvu)




Sure, but what a story.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 07:01 PM (HALdu)

331
"Alright fellas! Don't be shy! Step on up to the stage for the lovely Lunden. She's dancing for two fellas! You'll see Lunden, you'll see her prance, if you stick a dollar in her underpants!"

Posted by: Strip Club DJ, Tired of Playing Marilyn Manson Songs at December 02, 2019 07:01 PM (DhRZI)

332 Put de lime in de coconut
Posted by: The Mighty Miklosian Sparrow at December 02, 2019 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)

Wouldn't plain ole water work just as well? I mean it's basically a flush, right?

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 06:51 PM (DX5KL)
........

not as flavorful

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

333 Oh look the Newsweek editor from that fake news story was demoted, but not named.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 02, 2019 07:02 PM (6/uwW)

334 I sampled quite a few strip clubs back in the day:

Nicest: this one we went to in Houston (they even had a bathroom attendant to give you towels and mints.)

Sleaziest: This upstairs one in Tijuana. Dear Lord that place gave me the creeps.

Best looking ladies: New Orleans.

These were mostly sampled during a college road trip. Come, I will conceal nothing from you: I love breasts and scantily clad ladies. However, the clubs started to strike me like Vegas. There is a desperation to the whole affair that seems contra to the point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 02, 2019 07:02 PM (2B9A/)

335 >>>Wouldn't plain ole water work just as well? I mean it's basically a flush, right?



Not in Flint, Michigan.

Posted by: Mad Max at December 02, 2019 07:02 PM (VWp7G)

336 JROD never noticed all the car wrecks below.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 07:02 PM (Sf7dd)

337 The first Captain Mast I attended as a Midshipman was for a Petty Officer 1st Class who got thrown out of a strip club, went back to the ship, got a flare gun, went back to the club and started to shoot flares causing a pretty good fire.
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 06:55 PM (gmo/4)

That's CPO material right there.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2019 07:00 PM (t+qrx)




Hopefully it was a 40mm flare gun.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 07:02 PM (HALdu)

338 204

193 I've never understood the appeal of strip clubs, but a friend of
mine owns one. He says everything that happens in his club is on video.
Everything.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 02, 2019 06:36 PM (sWM8x)



Like NCIS everything? Cause that's how Abby solves about 70% of their cases.


my favorite was an early episode of that criminal minds: beyond borders show (i think it was that one). they had video, but the license plate on the vehicle was obscured, so they went into the computer and rotated the scene to move the license plate into the picture.

laughed myself silly over that one.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 07:03 PM (sGtp+)

339 320
When I went in college,it was to check out the girls, buy some weed, and
drink cheap booze. Was kind of funny to see some of them in class the
next day, or walking around campus.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 06:58 PM (bCLt0)

---
I never saw the point in going to a strip club. I was dragooned into one as part of a bachelor party and it was completely lame.

It's like going to a buffet and having people show you food you can't eat.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2019 07:03 PM (cfSRQ)

340 Is it true that vinegar can be used as a douche? Because that sounds pretty unpleasant.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:03 PM (bCLt0)

341 Tom Jones has nothing on the Horde.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

*glares*

Posted by: Engelbert "Miklos" Humperdinck at December 02, 2019 07:03 PM (QzkSJ)

342 Strip Club DJ, Tired of Playing Marilyn Manson Songs

Count your damn blessings.

Posted by: that Strip Club DJ whose girls like Lady Gaga at December 02, 2019 07:03 PM (ykYG2)

343 Papa Joe has been a scam artist his entire time in politics. He's not smart, but he has a lizard brain.

He thought funneling money through his kids would insulate himself

But Hillary's got him beat 100x

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2019 07:04 PM (PEDnL)

344 It's not reported why the lawyer quit.
---

Probably discovered that Hunter has lied to him, and/or is simply an unreliable client, not to be trusted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 07:04 PM (hnyqs)

345 339

I never saw the point in going to a strip club. I was dragooned into one as part of a bachelor party and it was completely lame.

It's like going to a buffet and having people show you food you can't eat.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2019 07:03 PM (cfSRQ)

So you scored your weed somewhere else?

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:04 PM (bCLt0)

346 I've been a few times. Usually with friends. Once I went by myself because I was depressed as hell and wanted a hug. I'm not proud of that.


aw

I think it's pretty sweet tho

ANYWAY - knew a few girls in college who worked over the bridge in New Jersey dancing. they made AWESOME money! not a thing wrong with it.

the fact that Hunter liked to be pegged is pretty hilarious tho. that seems to be a "posh Delaware private school man" thing however

Ms Roberts seems a-ok. I liked the look of her dad. he was ready to choke the life out of Bob/Hunt.

She was a student athlete - a basketball player - so pretty tall and I just think a lot of bleached hair and early plastic surgery and stuff can do that to your face. also drinking/drugs

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 02, 2019 07:04 PM (Rarvo)

347 340 Is it true that vinegar can be used as a douche? Because that sounds pretty unpleasant.
====

Coffee is best.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at December 02, 2019 07:04 PM (JcXHH)

348 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 06:55 PM (ykYG2)

Aw nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 07:05 PM (2DOZq)

349 If a stripper wanted me to bang here against a window I would immediately suspect a video was being made.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2019 07:05 PM (l3+k2)

350 So you scored your weed somewhere else?

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:04 PM (bCLt0)

---
You have me confused with JackStraw.

I'm not a user.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2019 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)

351 my favorite was an early episode of that criminal minds: beyond borders show (i think it was that one). they had video, but the license plate on the vehicle was obscured, so they went into the computer and rotated the scene to move the license plate into the picture.

laughed myself silly over that one.
Posted by: Anachronda
------

They can obtain DNA results during a 15 second commercial.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 07:05 PM (hnyqs)

352 340
Is it true that vinegar can be used as a douche? Because that sounds pretty unpleasant.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:03 PM (bCLt0)

Or Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 02, 2019 07:06 PM (ufFY8)

353 Not in Flint, Michigan.
Posted by: Mad Max at December 02, 2019 07:02 PM (VWp7G)

Either it would work best in Flint or you get some mutant with two heads that shoots laser beams from its eyes.










Okay, if the government should fund any research I think it should be that.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 07:06 PM (DX5KL)

354 Was the conception on stage, in the Champaign room, back of the limo, or hourly motel room?

Posted by: Downcast at December 02, 2019 07:06 PM (HTAGb)

355 326 What gets me is he's doing this nonsense when he knows the national spotlight is on him.


Addicts are not exactly known for making the wisest decisions. And this one has had Biden armor his whole life.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 07:06 PM (p8CaB)

356 I hope Shrillary hates Joe's guts along with Barky's for stealing the DNC nom from her in 2008 and has sent word to all AR mafia to not do any arkancide to this stripper or her child. Since she got to court I'm guessing that this is so.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 02, 2019 07:06 PM (eASYU)

357 Hunter Biden's baby momma's dad is wearing some nice Sitka gear, wonder if his daughter bought it for him?


Has to be awkward wearing gear your daughter bought with money she got shoving her junk in some guys face.


Wonder if the guys at the bar tease him about the jacket?

Hey, I paid for $100 of that there jacket!

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 07:07 PM (HALdu)

358 Unless passengers get piss tested before boarding Air Force 2, there is no way in Hell Hunter, Chris and Devon weren't higher than kites while making the pan-Pacific flights to take graft from the Chinese.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2019 07:07 PM (iw59Q)

359 350 So you scored your weed somewhere else?

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:04 PM (bCLt0)

---
You have me confused with JackStraw.

I'm not a user.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 02, 2019 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)

I am retired. The new weed sounds pretty scary.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:07 PM (bCLt0)

360 >>Just gotta wonder how the conversation went at the Biden family Thanksgiving table.
Posted by: washrivergal

Joe was sniffing the turkey and Hunter was screwing it.

Posted by: Aviator at December 02, 2019 07:07 PM (2cuLk)

361 289 Eastern European women squirt lemon juice mixed with water up their va jay jay to kill the sperm. They are a resourceful bunch.
Posted by: squirrelly dan

Put de lime in de coconut
Posted by: The Mighty Miklosian Sparrow at December 02, 2019 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)

Wouldn't plain ole water work just as well? I mean it's basically a flush, right?
Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 06:51 PM (DX5KL

? You want swimmers or surfers?!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 02, 2019 07:07 PM (Vy7tf)

362 What gets me is he's doing this nonsense when he knows the national spotlight is on him.


Addicts are not exactly known for making the wisest decisions. And this one has had Biden armor his whole life.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself
-----

Agreed. He simply believes that he is immune from any ordinary rules. Always has been.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 07:08 PM (hnyqs)

363 comment from the Daily Mail article -

Grezelda, Brisbane, Australia, 27 minutes ago

Rumours abound that Biden jnr has drug issues. As a lawyer myself, there is no worse client. They don't listen to advice, won't give clear instructions and blame others when it all goes pear-shaped. Add the media pressure of Biden snr's campaign and republicans sniffing about the Ukraine scandal and the lawyer would be on the verge of a mental breakdown. He will have a merry Christmas knowing these bozos aren't his problem anymore.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 07:08 PM (ykYG2)

364 The Gold Club in Atlanta used to be a thing. A girlfriend of mine knew a gorgeous girl who worked there, a single mom putting her way through college.

From what I was told, there were no ugly girls in that club, and they made really, really good money.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

365 10."Just how much of a screwup do you have to be to: a) have sex with a
stripper, and b) do it without a condom, or five? Forget pregnancy, I
don't want my d*** to fall off..."
Or he effs a stripper from a place where everybody knows who he and that he's loaded. Then he just leaves the used condom behind without rinsing it out and giving it a squirt of pepper spray.
In a time of DNA testing when one hesitates to leave hair or fingernail clippings behind, this idiot left live sperm.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at December 02, 2019 07:08 PM (ZTDnL)

366 289 Eastern European women squirt lemon juice mixed with water up their va jay jay to kill the sperm. They are a resourceful bunch.
Posted by: squirrelly dan

Put de lime in de coconut
Posted by: The Mighty Miklosian Sparrow at December 02, 2019 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)

Wouldn't plain ole water work just as well? I mean it's basically a flush, right?
Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 06:51 PM (DX5KL)

Acid kills the swimmers,

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 07:08 PM (1dH2d)

367 Years ago Tampa was the place. Mons Venus was one club. Hot chicks and lots of friction.

I never had as much fun with my pants on

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2019 07:08 PM (PEDnL)

368 To be fair not that Hunter deserves it:

Likely it has gone like this. Baby mama (and her atty) says he should pay X in child support monthly until the child is 21 or 18, has no visitation, he will pay for college, provide health insurance, etc and so on.

Hunters previous atty probably answered no it will be less no way Hunter can afford it. Baby mamas atty probably asked for discovery materials including three years financials though the wording of the article says the judge ordered it. That may have been in response to the request for seal which was basically saying okay we will give over financials but you have to seal them.

Because the press will want those. And I imagine baby mama has already had offers for them in the tens of thousands of dollars. And when I say press, mainly National Enquirer.

So that is probably where it stands right now.

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2019 07:08 PM (ZfRYq)

369 The worst is that Hunter has no idea how this happened sine he douched twice every time he had sex with her.

Posted by: not so at December 02, 2019 07:09 PM (HALdu)

370 Is Prince Andrew's lawyer available?

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 07:09 PM (WqPYg)

371 Aviator, thank heavens I had just swallowed my drink before I read that. My keyboard is OK.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 02, 2019 07:09 PM (Sf7dd)

372 370 Is Prince Andrew's lawyer available?
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 07:09 PM (WqPYg)

Probably not, but there's a guy named Avenatti cooling his heels.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:10 PM (bCLt0)

373 >>Years ago Tampa was the place. Mons Venus was one club.

I used to work a few blocks from Mons Venus. I had no idea before I took the job in Tampa that it is one of the adult entertainment capitals of the US.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)

374 Years ago Tampa was the place. Mons Venus was one club. Hot chicks and lots of friction.



I never had as much fun with my pants on

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2019 07:08 PM (PEDnL)


I'll bet my husband knew that club in his young, single days when he was traveling a lot on bidness.

He called strip clubs "studios of modern dance."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 07:11 PM (ptqGC)

375 The Gold Club in Atlanta used to be a thing. A girlfriend of mine knew a gorgeous girl who worked there, a single mom putting her way through college.

From what I was told, there were no ugly girls in that club, and they made really, really good money.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---------

It is/was a mob money laundering front.

Posted by: Lolly at December 02, 2019 07:11 PM (0d3Ui)

376 373 >>Years ago Tampa was the place. Mons Venus was one club.

I used to work a few blocks from Mons Venus. I had no idea before I took the job in Tampa that it is one of the adult entertainment capitals of the US.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)

How far is that from the Villages?

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 07:11 PM (bCLt0)

377 Wow... Trump doesn't even have try any more, does he?

This is the absolute best political theater I've ever experienced in my life.

Fictional writers could not come up with this level of hysterical events.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at December 02, 2019 07:11 PM (aR6C/)

378 Most men like the taste of coconut.
....and call me in the morning.....

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2019 07:11 PM (UUkQp)

379 Nood Chick-Fil-A

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 02, 2019 07:12 PM (Z1ykJ)

380 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

When I worked briefly in Atlanta, my company at the time , Liberty Mutual insured Cheetahs . The claims I handled out of that club were interesting to say the least.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 07:12 PM (2DOZq)

381
He called strip clubs "studios of modern dance."

Posted by: Jane D'oh
------

Exotic dancers

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 07:12 PM (CDGwz)

382 I had no idea before I took the job in Tampa that it is one of the adult entertainment capitals of the US.
Posted by: JackStraw

Where do you think Slick Willy learned about girls and cigars?

Posted by: Ths country needs a good 5 cent Miklos at December 02, 2019 07:12 PM (QzkSJ)

383 In a parallel universe somewhere, Joe Biden's name cannot appear on the ballot in every blue state until his son turns over his financial records.

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 07:14 PM (WqPYg)

384 Had a girl in high school that used a bottle of RC Cola after we did our business parked out on the hills. She shook it up, cracked the pop top and she squatted on the top of the bottle as the soda shot out. She said her mother taught her how to do that in a pinch if she didn't use a condom.

Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2019 07:14 PM (5rWvu)

385 Posted by: FlimFlammed at December 02, 2019 07:08 PM

So you've never led young soldiers, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2019 07:15 PM (rBtIz)

386 It is/was a mob money laundering front.

Posted by: Lolly at December 02, 2019 07:11 PM (0d3Ui)

_______


"Here, hold our cannoli." -- Vegas mob

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 07:15 PM (WqPYg)

387 when I first moved to New England, all my employees went to the Providence RI clubs

known to be the nastiest clubs in the US

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 07:15 PM (rpxSz)

388 Well maybe the lawyer quit because "Mr. Green" hadn't shown up. Hunter paid his coke supplier and stiffed his lawyer. It does look like the moron apple doesn't fall far from tree in the Biden family line. Not too many bright guys there.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 02, 2019 07:16 PM (WRSbt)

389 I think the nearest strip joint to where I live in the Berkshires is ,like, an 1 1/2 hrs away

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 07:18 PM (rpxSz)

390 278
Working her way through barber college?

I actually saw her financials.


not gonna check urban dictionary. wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 07:18 PM (sGtp+)

391 The judge should be impeached for investigating Hunter, obviously.

Posted by: Advo at December 02, 2019 07:20 PM (SEqlD)

392 From what I was told, there were no ugly girls in that club, and they made really, really good money.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

When I was in the Navy, these places only meant trouble as I would have to go and represent some knucklehead as his division officer or Dept head at his Captain's Mast - usually for fights, but mostly for drunken disorderly conduct with women, usually strippers - what a complete nightmare - I dreaded some of these ports we'd pull into just because I knew what these 19/20 year old bags of testosterone would be doing the next two days...

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 07:23 PM (32YRo)

Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2019 07:33 PM (UUkQp)

394 My stripper friend tonight and I had a great laugh at Hunter, then I paid her to go away.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2019 07:34 PM (moXXi)

395 When a lawyer withdraws in these circumstances, it's usually because (a) the client has stopped paying; and/or (b) the client has done something that puts the lawyer in ethical jeopardy, such as lie in court.

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at December 02, 2019 07:43 PM (AOC9H)

396 Shouldn't there be a basic child support payment? Like a universal one, as in this what it costs to feed, clothe and house a child. Not a Hollywood kid or rich parent regardless of the richest ex spouse's gender. I'm mean, f Hunter,but if you're baby daddy or momma is wealthy, why the huge monthly pay off?

Posted by: fish...thelowercaseone at December 02, 2019 08:02 PM (2johV)

397 Grezelda, Brisbane, Australia, 27 minutes ago

Rumours abound that Biden jnr has drug issues. As a lawyer myself, there is no worse client. They don't listen to advice, won't give clear instructions and blame others when it all goes pear-shaped. Add the media pressure of Biden snr's campaign and republicans sniffing about the Ukraine scandal and the lawyer would be on the verge of a mental breakdown. He will have a merry Christmas knowing these bozos aren't his problem anymore.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 02, 2019 07:08 PM (ykYG2)

for 'blame others' read 'blame their lawyer' which is this guys real issue.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 02, 2019 08:07 PM (eoQWY)

398 Shouldn't there be a basic child support payment?
Like a universal one, as in this what it costs to feed, clothe and house
a child. Not a Hollywood kid or rich parent regardless of the richest
ex spouse's gender. I'm mean, f Hunter,but if you're baby daddy or
momma is wealthy, why the huge monthly pay off?

Posted by: fish...thelowercaseone at December 02, 2019 08:02 PM (2johV)

On the flip side, jobless and really poor people will pay way less than half of what it takes to raise a child. The minimum child support in VA is $65 per month. That won't even buy a month's worth of diapers.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 02, 2019 10:00 PM (nAiE/)

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