Bloomberg News Announces That Since Its Boss is Running for President, It Will Stop Doing Negative Investigations of Democrats, But Will Continue Attacking Trump;
Trump Bans Bloomberg News from All Campaign Events

Seems like the right choice.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:06 PM




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1 OT: first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:05 PM (q80AH)

2 I think I would prefer to have Bloomberg News classified as a Super PAC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:06 PM (q80AH)

3 Just missed

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 04:06 PM (BQAo9)

4 Not first.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at December 02, 2019 04:06 PM (u317I)

5 Judge Punchy Macadamia will see about that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (U7qMl)

6 Well, that's fair and balanced, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (Ejm1K)

7 Bloomberg News is not news, it is advocacy and propaganda.

Call it what it is, Pravda for Mayor Bloomberg.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (J9wxX)

8 Kaboom ain't just a cereal in Egypt, bitches.

Posted by: Brad Parscale at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (sWM8x)

9 Seems fair.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (nQHw/)

10 Epstein Didn't Not Not Kill Himself

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 04:08 PM (rZgGg)

11 Trump caved in about 2 seconds in giving Jimmy Accoster his Precious back. I expect the same here.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 04:08 PM (U7qMl)

12 who in the fuck watches bloomberg?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 04:08 PM (KP5rU)

13 And THAT will be impeachment count #7.

Posted by: Rep Nadler at December 02, 2019 04:08 PM (9VeU0)

14 I love the was Donny trolls the media, deep state scum.

Little Bloomberg with his Napoleon complex, telling everyone what the can eat. He doesn't even realize how much he's helping Trump.

Posted by: Redenzo at December 02, 2019 04:08 PM (E7vND)

15 That's just brilliant.

Only Trump would have the balls to ban a major news outlet, after that outlet explicitly stated that it would criticize Trump and not Democrats.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2019 04:08 PM (I2/tG)

16 Of course, MOST media outlets do not investigate Democrats. But it's still a good idea to punish one who openly declares such a policy. No one told Bloomberg about "the parts you're not supposed to say out loud".

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 04:08 PM (I99aF)

17 Good for Trump. He is a fighter the likes of what we have not seen from Republicans since Reagan.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (JUOKG)

18 When even CNN calls you out, you're doing it wrong, Bloomberg.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (Boy/L)

19 meh.
who cares.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)

20 16 Of course, MOST media outlets do not investigate Democrats. But it's still a good idea to punish one who openly declares such a policy. No one told Bloomberg about "the parts you're not supposed to say out loud".
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 04:08 PM (I99aF)

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How about this for a strategy:

Invite only Bloomberg News to his rallies. At least they're honest about their biases.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (q80AH)

21 When did they do any negative stories on a democrat?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (xfb67)

22 Bloomberg is a dwarf. You can't trust those little shits.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (yRAFu)

23 Does BN get White House credentials too?

Revoke those also.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (Jk+3L)

24 So will the SJW's start demanding the next James Baker be played by a transgender black person?

Posted by: MI6 double naught agent at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (aJkzG)

25 Trump Bans Bloomberg News from All Campaign Events

That's not who we are.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto! at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (I2/tG)

26 I once had a girl try to give me a Bloomberg on our first date.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (MDRBQ)

27 Just read that Lil Bub passed away.

R.I.P., cute kitty.

Posted by: Abdullah Najbullah the Goat Lover at December 02, 2019 04:10 PM (xZjNZ)

28 21 When did they do any negative stories on a democrat?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (xfb67)

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A couple of stories in the local section that never got promoted on their home page that one time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:10 PM (q80AH)

29 Trying to get oppo research was supposed to be a bad thing, right? Trump is just keeping Bloomberg's nose clean.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 04:10 PM (+imMG)

30 Trump with the big extended middle finger to li'l mikey.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2019 04:10 PM (wtvvX)

31 Pull any Whitehouse Press Pass as well.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 04:10 PM (NgKpN)

32 well, at least the window licking tards know who to vote for.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 04:10 PM (KP5rU)

33 I once had a girl try to give me a Bloomberg on our first date.

Garden gnome gifts are like a sixth date thing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 04:10 PM (Boy/L)

34 Good something positive from the trumpster. Ban them all! Make washington white house press corps become real journalists again. Woodward and bernstein never attended a white house press conference.

Posted by: raimondo at December 02, 2019 04:11 PM (Yf0R4)

35 Bloomberg news should be declared a SuperPac.

Then all Ruling Class media should be declared the same.

No idea what that would do, but it would probably cause some heads to explode.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 02, 2019 04:11 PM (ayFCE)

36 "Democracy dies in . . . in. . .Aw, hell, #OrangeManBad!!"
-- Bloomberg

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 04:11 PM (bDqIh)

37 "Bias" doesn't count if it's against Nazis.

* "Nazis" = anyone to the right of Lenin.

Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 04:11 PM (fK2gX)

38 26 I once had a girl try to give me a Bloomberg on our first date.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (MDRBQ)

Tried to steal you Wallet, and guns?

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 04:11 PM (NgKpN)

39 Bloomberg will end up polling even lower than James Baker before the Iowa caucuses.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 04:11 PM (+imMG)

40 ace, could you please confirm or deny that you received the PayPal donations after CBD posted a reminder to hit the tip jar a week ago? Just a yes or a no. No need to call out individuals publically.

Thanks

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 04:11 PM (NcCWh)

41 Bloomberg news should be declared a SuperPac.

Then all Ruling Class media should be declared the same.

No idea what that would do, but it would probably cause some heads to explode.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?


When they stated they wouldn't investigate the dems, but would investigate Trump, they just admitted to being a PAC.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 04:12 PM (Jk+3L)

42 Bloomberg is a dwarf. You can't trust those little shits.

Hey!

Posted by: Zombie Milton Friedman! at December 02, 2019 04:12 PM (I2/tG)

43 "In today's market news, The Nasdaq is ORANGEMAN BAD ORANGEMAN BAD up 53 point, while the Nikkei Index is up 19."

Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 04:13 PM (fK2gX)

44 Seems legit.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 04:13 PM (dnmqk)

45 As if Bloomberg would do any negative investigations of Democrats. That's a Babylon Bee headline, am I right?


One traitorous news organization's access down -- dozens to go ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 04:13 PM (6nN7e)

46 15 Only Trump would have the balls to ban a major news outlet,


Barky banned Fox for nothing. Not even mean tweets.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 02, 2019 04:13 PM (XzVUd)

47 Kaboomberg Cereal - breakfast of dumbass commies.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 02, 2019 04:14 PM (ufFY8)

48 Speaking of failing candidates . . .

Kamala Harris@KamalaHarris
I took on the big banks that preyed on people. I took on for-profit colleges that preyed on students. I took on transnational criminal organizations that preyed on women and children.

I know how to prosecute predators, and we have one living in the White House.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 04:14 PM (+y/Ru)

49 Some hawaiian judge will say Trump cant do this.

I still don't understand how Trump couldn't revoke CNN and Jim Acosta, guy is basically a heckler.

Posted by: Blago at December 02, 2019 04:14 PM (sjTfF)

50 22 Bloomberg is a dwarf.
Posted by: Puddin Head


If he was married to Melania, it would be Death by Snu-Snu.

Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 04:14 PM (fK2gX)

51 38 26 I once had a girl try to give me a Bloomberg on our first date.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (MDRBQ)

Tried to steal you Wallet, and guns?
Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 04:11 PM (NgKpN)
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Big Gulp?

Posted by: WisRich at December 02, 2019 04:15 PM (G0vdT)

52 Seems to me that this is the kinda thing you don't announce, you just do.

But, what do I know? I didn't fail out of my engineering major and get stuck with journalism.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 04:15 PM (xfb67)

53 The fucker hasn't taken the nomination from Warren or Biden just yet. So there is no reason to not investigate Ds except that it has been the MO since 1960.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2019 04:15 PM (/7IZP)

54 Bloomberg should have gone with something anodyne like "American Broadcasting Corporation" or "Cable News Network," but I guess Mike American Broadcasting Corporation just doesn't have a great ring to it.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at December 02, 2019 04:15 PM (hdzef)

55 Nice start.

But there's still about 50 more who are just as partisan.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 02, 2019 04:16 PM (JVHYC)

56 Bloomberg news should be declared a SuperPac.



Then all Ruling Class media should be declared the same.



No idea what that would do, but it would probably cause some heads to explode.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf?





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"My preference is for them and others to be declared domestic terrorist organizations." -- Zombie James Hodgkinson

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 04:16 PM (6nN7e)

57 >>Seems to me that this is the kinda thing you don't announce, you just do.


Why not? Bloomberg News came out with an announcement and said the only candidate they would investigate would be Trump.

Why not say "LOLGFY, you aren't getting any access"?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)

58 57 >>Seems to me that this is the kinda thing you don't announce, you just do.


Why not? Bloomberg News came out with an announcement and said the only candidate they would investigate would be Trump.

Why not say "LOLGFY, you aren't getting any access"?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)

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I thought he was talking about the editorial decision.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:17 PM (q80AH)

59 good

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2019 04:17 PM (E+OcO)

60 Having an entire news organization at your command while running for president sort of seems a bit conflicty of interest and what's the term? Corrupt? Abuse of campaign finance laws?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:18 PM (KZzsI)

61 Kamala Harris@KamalaHarris
I took on the big banks that preyed on people. I took on for-profit colleges that preyed on students. I took on transnational criminal organizations that preyed on women and children.


Big banks: Still here.
For-profit colleges: Still here.
Transnational crime: Still here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 04:18 PM (Boy/L)

62 I like Bloomberg News (one of their newsreaders has been a friend of mine for 30 years), but I've got to sift out the bias every time I read an article from them, or hear their broadcasters on the radio/TV. It does get tiring after a while.

That being said, this 'not covering the boss' gets taken to strange lengths at times. On their Billionaires List, where they rank the richest people in the world, for instance, Mike Bloomberg isn't even mentioned. Can't find his name anywhere, even though he's the ninth richest person in the world.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2019 04:18 PM (iuFgi)

63 60 Having an entire news organization at your command while running for president sort of seems a bit conflicty of interest and what's the term? Corrupt? Abuse of campaign finance laws?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:18 PM (KZzsI)

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*pulls on collar comically*
-Warren G. Harding

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:18 PM (q80AH)

64 Who do these turkeys think they are? They should have their White House credentials yanked as well.

Posted by: Decaf at December 02, 2019 04:19 PM (Vaefw)

65 61
Kamala Harris@KamalaHarris

I took on the big banks that preyed on people. I took on for-profit
colleges that preyed on students. I took on transnational criminal
organizations that preyed on women and children.



Big banks: Still here.

For-profit colleges: Still here.

Transnational crime: Still here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 04:18 PM (Boy/L)

She also took on my wang.

Posted by: Big Willie Brown at December 02, 2019 04:19 PM (ufFY8)

66 Not like Bloomberg has any real shot, its just pretty obviously wrong to use your business to attack your opponent in an election. What is that called? In Kind donation?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:20 PM (KZzsI)

67 Lol at Willie Brown's dick hat.

The only thing that makes him a predator (and why she hates him) is he--like most men with standards--have no interest in grabbing you, well, anywhere.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 02, 2019 04:20 PM (JVHYC)

68 Super Easy.

Barely an inconvenience!

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at December 02, 2019 04:20 PM (RhO9s)

69 I once had a girl try to give me a Bloomberg on our first date.


**********

Stop and frisk?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 04:20 PM (m45I2)

70 Bloomberg is a dwarf. You can't trust those little shits.

Posted by: Puddin Head
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Are you feelin' strong my friend?

Posted by: Miles Finch at December 02, 2019 04:21 PM (2kb6n)

71 I mean its old as the hills for a corrupt political machine to have a newspaper in its pocket to push their viewpoint and help get elected, but that's not usually the presidential race.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

72 Good now they should do the same with CNN and MSNBC.

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at December 02, 2019 04:22 PM (ZTjb4)

73 Seriously, who does the Harris campaign think that message resonates with?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 04:22 PM (Boy/L)

74 We should ask what crime Bloomberg is hiding since the new rule is "can't investigate Democrats if they're running for president."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 02, 2019 04:22 PM (JVHYC)

75 Well shouldn't bloomberg news have to shut down totally, since any story about him will be campaign advertising breaking fec rules. They should a least have to change their name.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 04:22 PM (r+sAi)

76 "Will not investigate democrats, but will continue to investigate make shit up about President Trump." So same ole, some ole.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2019 04:23 PM (LOq4H)

77 Well shouldn't bloomberg news have to shut down totally, since any story about him will be campaign advertising breaking fec rules.

At the rock bottom very least, ethically, he'd have to give up control of his news empire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:23 PM (KZzsI)

78 Actually this doesn't go nearly far enough.

They need their White House press privileges revoked.

All executive level personnel should be barred from being interviewed or giving interviews by EO.

They need to be barred from any and all press conferences.

And if by some chance the President encounters a reporter on the stump he should ignore their questions and mock them mercilessly, which I am sure he will.



Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 04:23 PM (pP3Zk)

79 So, is Bloomberg all butthurt about this? My Magic 8 Ball says yes.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 02, 2019 04:23 PM (3a/ug)

80 Proper.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 02, 2019 04:23 PM (JwHjN)

81 What the heck? I did the little line through thing!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2019 04:24 PM (LOq4H)

82 They should a least have to change their name.

"Tiny, 78-year-old, effeminate, gun-grabber news" is kinda long.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 04:24 PM (Boy/L)

83 They messed with the bull, they got the horns.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 04:24 PM (ADat4)

84 What a tiny dick scold he is.

Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2019 04:24 PM (q177U)

85 Bloomberg News Announces That Since Its Boss is Running for President, It Will Stop Doing Negative Investigations of Democrats, But Will Continue Attacking Trump

A. Nation. Of. Laws.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 02, 2019 04:24 PM (aS1PU)

86 Ok, where the heck is the style guide for this thing posted?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2019 04:24 PM (LOq4H)

87 I still don't understand how Trump couldn't revoke CNN and Jim Acosta, guy is basically a heckler.
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Note: THis is denying credentials to his campaign events. his campaign, not the white house press room.

Posted by: distinction totally lost on a hawaiian at December 02, 2019 04:24 PM (Rb1eS)

88 https://tinyurl.com/uhq2nwk


Somebody made this hilarious animation to go with Biden talking about his hairy legs and kids sitting on his lap.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2019 04:25 PM (xPl2J)

89 /sock

Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2019 04:26 PM (xZjNZ)

90 The Great Mask Discardation of 2016 continues!


I'm serious, this period will eventually be known like the Taiko Reforms or something.

Posted by: pookysgirl, purveyor of papercuts at December 02, 2019 04:27 PM (4jFwM)

91 I love how Dem politicians always say they're gonna "fight for" this and "fight for" that. Like they're real fighters or something. Then they get elected and spend their time: fundraising, campaigning, schmoozing, boozing.

Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2019 04:27 PM (QE8X6)

92 90 The Great Mask Discardation of 2016 continues!


I'm serious, this period will eventually be known like the Taiko Reforms or something.
Posted by: pookysgirl, purveyor of papercuts at December 02, 2019 04:27 PM (4jFwM)

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Nah, Futurama had it right.

The Stupid Ages.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:27 PM (q80AH)

93 From about six hours ago, "car" goes on rampage running down British schoolkids

https://twitter.com/ffreedom2025/status/
1201547163228131329

Cops ask that people not speculate about the case...
https://twitter.com/EssexPoliceUK

A response to Essex Police request to stop speculating about the driver's identity...
https://twitter.com/onmeboat/status/
1201594238523363328

Posted by: andycanuck at December 02, 2019 04:27 PM (Dh1wo)

94 Too bad Mitch refuses to get those two missing Republican appointments back on the FEC so this kind of behavior that is negative to Republicans could finally be investigated. One Republican has literally been waiting since 2017.

Posted by: Ever at December 02, 2019 04:28 PM (/Je1u)

95 The White House should follow suit immediately

Posted by: Ree at December 02, 2019 04:28 PM (N3yvc)

96 The Zuck is not running for office, but his militant attitude toward conservative Trump voters is apparent, and directly tied to his use of a newspaper to promote a Democrat political agenda. Seems there could be enough legal coverage there to ban WaPo as well ... and yeah, they are all political PACs exploiting loopholes.

Then there are the foundations .. remove their tax exemptions as well, if they are dominantly political actors for the Democrats (most of them).

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 04:30 PM (Cus5s)

97 Should ban Bloomberg from the WH press pool entirely.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 02, 2019 04:30 PM (N39Ws)

98 Only fair. And of course any other Republican would have rolled over and apologized.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at December 02, 2019 04:30 PM (RD7QR)

99 Trump caved in about 2 seconds in giving Jimmy Accoster his Precious back. I expect the same here.

Posted by: Guy Smiley
......

That was the White House..

different rules for a campaign, which is more or less a private enterprise.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 04:31 PM (so+oy)

100 The "legal scholars" have been announced for Nadler dog and pony show. Three leftwing Trump haters and Jonathan Turley who is a lefty but not nuts.

Good thing Trump is blowing it off.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 04:32 PM (ZLI7S)

101 By the way, the not covering Bloomberg is just the tip of the iceberg with the guy. Most of his editorial board is going to take a leave of absence to work on his campaign.

Part of me wonders if Ramesh Ponnuru is part of that crowd.

Anyway, if Bloomy can do that to his news organization, what do you think that he would do if he had the power to sign presidential orders without Congressional approval? He'd probably ban guns his first week in office. The way he's treating his newsroom is how he'd treat the country, but in microcosm. The only reason he's not catching more heat over this is because most of the media (looking at you, NPR!) thinks that he's on the side of the angels, so it's all good.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 02, 2019 04:33 PM (iuFgi)

102 I just finished skimming-thru the Lisa Page interview. She claims she did nothing wrong by tweeting bad things about Trump, and they're not that bad anyway because the ones Horowitz released are taken out of context.

So, Lisa the Adultress, why did Bob Mueller get you off his team when he learned about your tweets with Strzok? Huh? Why? The world wonders.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 04:33 PM (AMIL/)

103 thanksgiving leftovers:

turkey --- turkey sandwiches

mashed potatoes --- hash browns

michael bloomberg --- toast

Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019 04:33 PM (Pg+x7)

104 Ive worked with Bloomberg reporters since they acquired Business Week All they care about is scoops that drive stock prices and so should you if you own individual stocks

Posted by: Regular Joe at December 02, 2019 04:34 PM (6/uwW)

105 >>Trump caved in about 2 seconds in giving Jimmy Accoster his Precious back. I expect the same here.

Trump did not cave. A court ordered Acosta's WH press credentials restored.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 04:34 PM (ZLI7S)

106 This is a little ridiculous and puny, even for Bloomberg. It's a small and tiny gesture that's short on honesty and stunted in efficacy. The pint sized thinking of Bloomberg's campaign is destined for a very diminutive trash bin.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 04:35 PM (G1tCv)

107 105 >>Trump caved in about 2 seconds in giving Jimmy Accoster his Precious back. I expect the same here.

Trump did not cave. A court ordered Acosta's WH press credentials restored.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 04:34 PM (ZLI7S)

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Trump not acting like a dictator and telling the courts to suck it means that he's a cuck and won't fight anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:35 PM (q80AH)

108 I just finished skimming-thru the Lisa Page interview. She claims she did nothing wrong by tweeting bad things about Trump, and they're not that bad anyway because the ones Horowitz released are taken out of context.


You can trust the ethical standards of this mattress-backed prostitute.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 04:35 PM (oVJmc)

109 I wouldn't count bloomberg out considering all the other nut jobs the dems have running.
And Trump didn't cave on Accosta, he had to go to court to get back in the WH from some lefty judge.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 04:36 PM (r+sAi)

110 106 This is a little ridiculous and puny, even for Bloomberg. It's a small and tiny gesture that's short on honesty and stunted in efficacy. The pint sized thinking of Bloomberg's campaign is destined for a very diminutive trash bin.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 04:35 PM (G1tCv)

Dude, small is the new tall.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at December 02, 2019 04:36 PM (QE8X6)

111 JackStraw

What's your take on the Lisa page victim act?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2019 04:36 PM (6XlcD)

112 By any measure, this little man wants to be a ruler.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 04:36 PM (m45I2)

113 The Press is the enemy of a free people.
It ever has been.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 04:37 PM (bcbK8)

114 "A judge in Portland Oregon today ordered the Trump Administration to give Little Mikey Bloomtits his credentials back and also pay damages in the form or 20 lollipops.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 04:38 PM (G1tCv)

115 Malarky/Munchkin 2020

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 04:38 PM (oVJmc)

116 It't either ban them or fine them for not reporting their in-kind contributions to his Democrat challengers. So really he's Bloomberg a favor if you think about it.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 02, 2019 04:38 PM (xmKbk)

117 OT:

Poll: Fewer In U.S. See Health System As Having Major Problems

from Gallup

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I wonder if that has to do with the fact that Democrats spent hundreds of millions of dollars attacking the health care system in 2018 but have spent the last year and a half ignoring it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:38 PM (q80AH)

118 By any measure, this little man wants to be a ruler.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 04:36 PM (m45I2)

Give him an inch and he'll take awhile.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 04:39 PM (ZLlh9)

119 The first honest newspaper. You've got to applaud that. It's no longer de facto.

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2019 04:39 PM (GaIDK)

120 Joe Biden has silky blonde leg hairs taller than Michael Bloomberg.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 04:39 PM (m45I2)

121 >>What's your take on the Lisa page victim act?

Narrative shaping. They are all doing it either themselves or using their favorite media sources like CNN, NYT and WaPo.

They all say it's nothing and it's just a few mistakes but nothing really and then when it hits they will say old news, move along. They know their side will never read the report and not that many overall will. They are counting on it.

The left does this all the time and despite knowing it's coming a lot of people still fall for it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 04:39 PM (ZLI7S)

122 And Trump didn't cave on Accosta, he had to go to court to get back in the WH from some lefty judge.
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White House no longer has daily briefings -- effectively denying Accosta a venue.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 02, 2019 04:39 PM (MIKMs)

123 Arkansas. I mean it's always Arkansas. What are the odds for a blazing Biden scandal in Arkansas of all places?

Posted by: corn and beans at December 02, 2019 04:39 PM (tkNkP)

124 Bloomberg is probably the 1st dem candidate that could conceivably handle the job in the last 10-15 years.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 04:39 PM (xfb67)

125 I have plenty of inches where it counts, buster.

Posted by: Mayor Michael Bloomberg at December 02, 2019 04:40 PM (QE8X6)

126 Does Bloomberg have his staff carry around one of those child booster seats for the toilet so he doesn't fall in?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 04:40 PM (G1tCv)

127 Welcome back, Ace!

I think this is a brilliant plan. The president is going to be savaged anyway, so there is no downside to canceling Bloomberg. In my opinion, he should also revoke credentials from CNN. MSNBC, WaPo and the NYT.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 04:40 PM (VWp7G)

128
Speaking of Fake News...

this morning Fake News told me, without any sense of importance or alarm, Iran has killed over 200 protesters, like it's no big deal. Then Fake News went on tell me the protests are on account of, get this, rising gas prices. Wait, there's more.

Fake News continued to "explain" to me that the rise in gas prices is because of President Trump's sanctions.

So it's not the cruel and fascist Iranian government murdering their own people by the hundreds, it's Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 04:40 PM (P1T9n)

129 Anyone still believe Page wasn't banging her texting buddy?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 04:40 PM (ZLlh9)

130 124 Bloomberg is probably the 1st dem candidate that could conceivably handle the job in the last 10-15 years.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 04:39 PM (xfb67)

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I thought the job of POTUS was primarily about foreign policy, not banning Big Gulps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:40 PM (q80AH)

131 112 By any measure, this little man wants to be a ruler.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 04:36 PM (m45I2)


"36 Inches High"

- - Nick Lowe

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)

132 "I have plenty of inches where it counts, buster.
Posted by: Mayor Michael Bloomberg at December 02, 2019 04:40 PM (QE8X6)"

Pet Butt Bandit called. He says, "hey".

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 04:41 PM (G1tCv)

133 A court ordered Acosta's WH press credentials restored.

And Acosta has been much more subdued since then.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:41 PM (KZzsI)

134 What is wrong with Biden's wife? He's obviously showing signs of dementia and yet there she is letting him let it all hang out in front of everyone. He's lost all of his dignity.

Posted by: keena at December 02, 2019 04:41 PM (0/gEV)

135 Acosta go this credentials back, so Trump punished the whole WH press corpse ... iirc there have been about half as many briefings/pressers, whatever they are called. Or at least it seemed there were not as many, and I don't recall Acosta grandstanding for a long time. somehow they sequestered him.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 04:41 PM (Cus5s)

136 Joe Biden has silky blonde leg hairs taller than Michael Bloomberg.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 04:39 PM (m45I2)


In the winter we'd eat a lot of beets. By springtime my pubes were a lovely shade of magenta.

Posted by: Joey B at December 02, 2019 04:42 PM (2N7oZ)

137

I'm no expert on Iran, but I'm pretty damn sure the Iranians aren't protesting over gas prices.

Something tells me there's a lot more to these violent and very deadly protests in Iran than just gas prices.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 04:42 PM (P1T9n)

138 100 The "legal scholars" have been announced for Nadler dog and pony show. Three leftwing Trump haters and Jonathan Turley who is a lefty but not nuts.

Good thing Trump is blowing it off.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 04:32 PM (ZLI7S)
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You'd think they'd ask Dershowitz but of course, he's been the "Where's the crime?" camp so "No soup for you!".

Posted by: WisRich at December 02, 2019 04:42 PM (G0vdT)

139 now why is a Republican Mayor like Bloomberg running for the democrat nomination? surely he wasn't a lying little shit that lied.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 04:42 PM (nFwvY)

140 I thought the job of POTUS was primarily about foreign policy, not banning Big Gulps.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:40 PM (q80AH)

If Bloomberg actually is the nominee, Trump is absolutely going to be handing out Big Gulps at campaign rallies.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 02, 2019 04:42 PM (ayFCE)

141 124 Bloomberg is probably the 1st dem candidate that could conceivably handle the job in the last 10-15 years.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 04:39 PM (xfb67)


As a tyrannical leftist who just does things on a whim? Sure, anyone can do that. As a real US president concerned with preserving liberty and America's national interests? No.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 04:42 PM (zBaqJ)

142 I thought the job of POTUS was primarily about foreign policy, not banning Big Gulps.

---------------

Old way of thinking: He who has the biggest bombs has the most foreign policy influence.

Woke way of thinking: He who has the smallest soda has the smallest set of balls.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 04:42 PM (sX1BW)

143 >>>Anyone still believe Page wasn't banging her texting buddy?



I find it high-larious this twat is offended at the president mocking her, but not at all offended for her obvious treason.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 04:42 PM (bkUtD)

144 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

145 Posted by: keena at December 02, 2019 04:41 PM (0/gEV)

Maybe she's as crazy as he is. Look at their children.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 04:42 PM (ZLlh9)

146 You want government in your bedroom, vote Bloomberg. He'll have popcorn ready as he watches your every move and tells you what you can and can't do in your private life.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

147 What is wrong with Biden's wife?

She hates his guts.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 02, 2019 04:43 PM (Rarvo)

148 "124 Bloomberg is probably the 1st dem candidate that could conceivably handle the job in the last 10-15 years.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 04:39 PM (xfb67) "

You never lived in New York, did you.

Bloomberg shovels the Same pile of shit the other candidates do, only he cloaks it better.

He's a tiny insufferable douche.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 04:43 PM (G1tCv)

149 146 You want government in your bedroom, vote Bloomberg. He'll have popcorn ready as he watches your every move and tells you what you can and can't do in your private life.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)


EXCEPT... Abortion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 04:43 PM (zBaqJ)

150 120
Joe Biden has silky blonde leg hairs taller than Michael Bloomberg.

Posted by: Muldoon


Ick, just f'ing ick.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2019 04:43 PM (LOq4H)

151 Just read that Lil Bub passed away.

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Who?

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 04:43 PM (RU4sa)

152 148
You never lived in New York, did you.

Bloomberg shovels the Same pile of shit the other candidates do, only he cloaks it better.

He's a tiny insufferable douche.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 04:43 PM (G1tCv)

==========

And now, he's trying to be as woke as everyone else, which means shitting on competent policing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:43 PM (q80AH)

153 >>As a tyrannical leftist who just does things on a whim? Sure, anyone can do that. As a real US president concerned with preserving liberty and America's national interests? No.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 04:42 PM (zBaqJ)

Sniffy was grading on a curve.

Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2019 04:44 PM (QE8X6)

154 You want government in your bedroom,

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Alexa is already in most people's bedroom.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 04:44 PM (sX1BW)

155 drumpf has coarsened our norms and values yet again!!!@#!2341@4124

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 02, 2019 04:44 PM (FEQY4)

156 >>>What is wrong with Biden's wife?



Her breasts aren't perky enough for me. Oh, you meant...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Trump Enthusiast at December 02, 2019 04:44 PM (bkUtD)

157
Bloomberg "news" is so left wing it makes CNBC look non biased.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 04:44 PM (kw5n8)

158 134 What is wrong with Biden's wife? He's obviously showing signs of dementia and yet there she is letting him let it all hang out in front of everyone. He's lost all of his dignity.
Posted by: keena

Ever heard of Edith Bolling Galt Wilson? "Doctor" Jill waiting in the wings for when he gets elected?

Posted by: corn and beans at December 02, 2019 04:44 PM (tkNkP)

159 And Acosta has been much more subdued since then.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:41 PM (KZzsI)


I thought the court restored his privileges because there were no written rules that the press must abide to and therefore the banning was arbitrary. I also seem to recall that when Acosta came back written rules of behavior were handed out to all WH correspondents. Most likely why he has been more subdued.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 02, 2019 04:45 PM (kUmUV)

160 Settle down, I didn't say I'd vote for him. Just that I take him more seriously than the overloaded clown car the dems have had so far.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 04:45 PM (xfb67)

161 What is wrong with Biden's wife?

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I believe you have to call her Dr. Jill Biden.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 04:45 PM (sX1BW)

162 Ever heard of Edith Bolling Galt Wilson? "Doctor" Jill waiting in the wings for when he gets elected?


exactly

ValJar Version II

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 02, 2019 04:45 PM (Rarvo)

163 By any measure, this little man wants to be a ruler.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 04:36 PM (m45I2)
.........

Yard by yard, life is hard
Inch by inch, it's a cinch

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

164 So many short jokes.

Completely unrelated thought: I wonder where alexthechick is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:46 PM (q80AH)

165 I thought the court restored his privileges because there were no written rules that the press must abide to and therefore the banning was arbitrary.

Which was a horsecrap ruling to begin with, but I think the point was made, so no reason to shut him out any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:47 PM (KZzsI)

166 This is the common practice of every news org on the planet when it comes to conservatives.

There is no free press from the standpoint of if you're conservative, you're silenced.

Look at the O'Keefe expose on Epstein, who didn't kill himself? She did all the work exposing him as a global pedophile ring leader and she was oppressed.

Enemy. Of. The. People.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 04:47 PM (Zz0t1)

167 I think "dr" jill is the one behind this run.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 04:47 PM (nRWPy)

168 I believe you have to call her Dr. Jill Biden.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 04:45 PM (sX1BW)
...........

That's Lieutenant Colonel Doctor Jill Biden.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

169

Right. An asswipe judge said since there are no established rules that a member of the White House press corps must act like a civilized human being, one is free to behave as one wishes at the White House press briefings.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 04:47 PM (P1T9n)

170 What is wrong with Biden's wife?

-------------

I believe you have to call her Dr. Jill Biden.

Posted by: SH


What she wants and what she gets are universes apart.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 04:47 PM (Jk+3L)

171 AP wheeled out their "Republicans Pounce!" line, on impeachment (via Powerline).

The AP says Trump is on full offense and Republicans are putting Democrats on defensive. They particularly fret over House Dems in Trump districts, where the Trump campaign effort is broadcasting saturation level ads.

I guess Trump forgot he's supposed to just accept losing gracefully.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 04:47 PM (NVYyb)

172 Most Republicans have never heard of this.

it's called "fighting fire with fire."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2019 04:48 PM (4BMGG)

173 I believe you have to call her Dr. Jill Biden.





Posted by: SH


There are four Ph'ds. Medicine, Math, Physics, Chemistry. The rest are bullshit.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2019 04:48 PM (LOq4H)

174 171 AP wheeled out their "Republicans Pounce!" line, on impeachment (via Powerline).

The AP says Trump is on full offense and Republicans are putting Democrats on defensive. They particularly fret over House Dems in Trump districts, where the Trump campaign effort is broadcasting saturation level ads.

I guess Trump forgot he's supposed to just accept losing gracefully.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 04:47 PM (NVYyb)

==========

Maybe those new Democrats representing red districts shouldn't have voted for Nancy Pelosi to lead their caucus, banding together with Republicans to find a more moderate choice.

Oh well. They made the bed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:48 PM (q80AH)

175 Biden has to figure out how to win. How else will Hunter pay his debts?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 04:48 PM (NVYyb)

176

Fight fire with fire.

Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2019 04:48 PM (vEIlU)

177 "Then they get elected and spend their time: fundraising, campaigning, schmoozing, boozing."

Don't forget raping!

Posted by: Chris M at December 02, 2019 04:48 PM (eAZVt)

178 146 You want government in your bedroom, vote Bloomberg. He'll have popcorn ready as he watches your every move and tells you what you can and can't do in your private life.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

DON'T GO STRAIGHT FOR THE CLITORIS!

Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg on Marital Relations at December 02, 2019 04:49 PM (RD7QR)

179


Caught Ford V Ferrari today, it is really good. No SW bullshit. Just good movie making. Damon and Bale were great. Really enjoyable.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 02, 2019 04:49 PM (lg/F7)

180 Even Matt Taibi has condemned Bloomberg for this move.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 04:49 PM (Kpl3J)

181 176

Fight fire with fire.

Makes perfect sense.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 02, 2019 04:48 PM (vEIlU)

===========

How about ice? We could fight fire with ice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:49 PM (q80AH)

182 Pssh, you fight fire with gasoline!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 04:49 PM (xfb67)

183
EXCEPT... Abortion.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 04:43 PM (zBaqJ)


Wrong. He'll tell you that you MUST have one to experience true liberation and freedom.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

184

I have to admit, bloomberg's ads are top notch, and they make him seem like a sane Democrat.

Steyer's ads, however, are pure lulz, especially the radio ad with his fag son.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 04:49 PM (P1T9n)

185
There are four Ph'ds. Medicine, Math, Physics, Chemistry. The rest are bullshit.

------------

That's why he is not Dr. Nevergiveup

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 04:49 PM (sX1BW)

186 Caught Ford V Ferrari today, it is really good. No SW bullshit. Just good movie making. Damon and Bale were great. Really enjoyable.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 02, 2019 04:49 PM (lg/F7)


I'll wait for a torrent as Damon and Bale hate me and are open about it.

I will not fund them.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

187 I was going to say even ATC is taller than Bloomberg. But I need to check my fire on that one.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 04:50 PM (G1tCv)

188 Steyer has the warmth and personality of Styrofoam packing.

Is that who it's named after?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 04:51 PM (xfb67)

189 Right. An asswipe judge said since there are no established rules that a member of the White House press corps must act like a civilized human being, one is free to behave as one wishes at the White House press briefings.

Posted by: Soothsayer



I would have had a list on appropriate behavior posted and handed out by the next day, with bannings starting on the second day.

And they wouldn't have liked my list. At all.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 04:51 PM (Jk+3L)

190 That's Lieutenant Colonel Doctor Jill Biden.

Ma'am

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:51 PM (KZzsI)

191 Completely unrelated thought: I wonder where alexthechick is.



Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:46 PM


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Bluebell shived her.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2019 04:51 PM (JUOKG)

192 Alexa is already in most people's bedroom.
Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 04:44 PM (sX1BW)

I hate it when, out of the blue, Alexa says, "You're doing it wrong."

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 02, 2019 04:52 PM (e1mEI)

193 that must be why fire departments use flamethrowers

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 04:52 PM (nFwvY)

194 188 Steyer has the warmth and personality of Styrofoam packing.

Is that who it's named after?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 04:51 PM (xfb67)


I refer to him as Tom Styrene.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 04:52 PM (zBaqJ)

195 Bloomberg banned Big Gulps. He lost every 7-11 and fast food customer vote before he even started.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 04:52 PM (ZLlh9)

196 190 That's Lieutenant Colonel Doctor Jill Biden.

Ma'am
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:51 PM (KZzsI)

Medicine Woman.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 04:53 PM (yL25O)

197 written rules of behavior were handed out to all WH correspondents.

I don't wanna see anybody here not drinking.
Anyone mumbling #OrangeManBad spends a night in the box.

Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2019 04:54 PM (FhXTo)

198 They may rescind the policy, but Bloomberg News will still practice it,

Posted by: Flyover EDKH at December 02, 2019 04:54 PM (Rbu5d)

199 Yep the work and dinner whistle has blown. This is the time of day the comments come to a slow crawl.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 04:54 PM (ZLlh9)

200 >>>Completely unrelated thought: I wonder where alexthechick is.


I think she was around earlier today, briefly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 04:54 PM (NVYyb)

201 Sorry if someone hit this earlier, but it's hilarious: https://tinyurl.com/vqk4cm3

Posted by: Bert G at December 02, 2019 04:54 PM (OMsf+)

202 I encountered Lieutenant Colonel Doctor Jill Biden, RBF, this last summer. Hard pass.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at December 02, 2019 04:55 PM (q2G/6)

203 The only reason people buy Big Gulps is to poor a little out to make room for liquor.

And I don't want to live in a country that has no room for liquor.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 04:55 PM (xfb67)

204 bloomberg is a bollard of the community. midget fuck rebuilt nyc.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 04:55 PM (KP5rU)

205 my father loves his Alexa. he likes to ask it for Jeff Bezos' home address.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 04:56 PM (NVYyb)

206 After oral arguments today in New York Rifle and Pistol v New York City, Bloomberg will hopefully watch his anti Second Amendment policies flushed.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 04:56 PM (G1tCv)

207 Sorry if someone hit this earlier, but it's hilarious: https://tinyurl.com/vqk4cm3
Posted by: Bert G at December 02, 2019 04:54 PM (OMsf+)


What a sick, disturbing, fucked up individual Joe Biden is.

Wake up, America.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

208 DON'T GO STRAIGHT FOR THE CLITORIS!
Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg on Marital Relations at December 02, 2019 04:49 PM (RD7QR)

This is true. Kids and lick the entire vulva region for at least 5-10 minutes. Only attack the clitoris when you decide she has been a good girl and is allowed to orgasm. Tease and denial, folks.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 04:57 PM (G+fYZ)

209 I wonder where alexthechick is.

There was a tiny squeak earlier as work e-mail absorbed her.

Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2019 04:57 PM (FhXTo)

210 Sorry if someone hit this earlier, but it's hilarious: https://tinyurl.com/vqk4cm3
Posted by: Bert G at December 02, 2019 04:54 PM (OMsf+

I still don't get the ' learned about roaches' part of that rambling story.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 04:57 PM (ZLlh9)

211 Bloomberg dances like he has three feet...


...three and a half tops.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 04:57 PM (m45I2)

212 Completely unrelated thought: I wonder where alexthechick is.


I think she was around earlier today, briefly.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 04:54 PM (NVYyb)


She was......With both victory tits in tow.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 04:58 PM (Zz0t1)

213 joe biden is most of america. stand up, chuck!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 04:58 PM (KP5rU)

214 Bloomberg News should instantly lose its broadcast license.

And, it's entire operating budget should be deemed an illegal campaign contribution to Bloomberg's campaign.

Isn't that how this shit works?

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2019 04:58 PM (fp3O8)

215 my father loves his Alexa. he likes to ask it for Jeff Bezos' home address.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Is Paris Burning?

Did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone?

Did Jeffrey Epstein really kill himself?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 02, 2019 04:58 PM (vcOmj)

216 Kids and lick??

Really unfortunate type, dude.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 04:58 PM (RU4sa)

217 my father loves his Alexa. he likes to ask it for Jeff Bezos' home address.


Posted by: Huck Follywood

Alexa's the only woman I know who listens. (Ducks, belly crawls to door, dead sprint to woods.)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2019 04:58 PM (LOq4H)

218 I still don't get the ' learned about roaches' part of that rambling story.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 04:57 PM


I don't either, but I suspect that if someone with the sanity to spare watched the entire tape of the event there's probably some roach anecdote prior to the blond legs hairs and kids in the lap.

Posted by: Bert G at December 02, 2019 04:59 PM (OMsf+)

219 I still don't get the ' learned about roaches' part of that rambling story.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 04:57 PM (ZLlh9)


See, he worked at a public pool. Public pools were for poor people, therefore he was chillin in the ghetto and where there's ghetto, there's rodents.

He's just keepin it real and understands the plight of America's minority. He's been there.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)

220 I think/hope that Bloomberg is setting up for a 3rd party run. He's got to know that there's no way he takes the Dem nomination, the libs despise him as much as we do. BUT running all these ads and taking part in the campaign could help him launch a 3rd party run, and that could be what he's planning. No point in him announcing that until he's given the Dem race a try and it's failed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)

221 that must be why fire departments use flamethrowers
Posted by: x


They will in the future.

Ray Bradbury wrote a book about that. And just like people are trying to make "1984" come to pass, people will try to make "Fahrenheit 451" come to pass.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 02, 2019 05:00 PM (vcOmj)

222 Completely unrelated thought: I wonder where alexthechick is.


I think she was around earlier today, briefly.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 04:54 PM (NVYyb)

She was......With both victory tits in tow.
Posted by: Sponge


Well, it's not like she can go anywhere without them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 05:01 PM (Jk+3L)

223 Anybody who wants to learn about roaches, just live in Louisiana for a couple of weeks. Don't matter how nice your house is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 05:01 PM (Kpl3J)

224 I hate it when, out of the blue, Alexa says, "You're doing it wrong."


It's worse when you're alone and she says it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 02, 2019 05:02 PM (xIXzz)

225 207 Sorry if someone hit this earlier, but it's hilarious: https://tinyurl.com/vqk4cm3
Posted by: Bert G at December 02, 2019 04:54 PM (OMsf+)


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Funnily enough, Youtube has deemed the video age-inappropriate.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 05:02 PM (RU4sa)

226 After oral arguments today in New York Rifle and Pistol v New York City, Bloomberg will hopefully watch his anti Second Amendment policies flushed.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 04:56 PM (G1tCv)


Is this in front of the Supreme Court?

Because let's not start sucking each other's Glock 20's just yet. Chief Justice Roberts is involved.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 05:02 PM (Zz0t1)

227 lol Blanco

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 05:02 PM (RU4sa)

228
I still don't get the ' learned about roaches' part of that rambling story.


********

I'm telling you, Biden has a creepy Bwana Joe complex. He's talking about his days as a lifeguard amongst the inner city yutes of Scranton at the public pool, where he tamed the notorious gangbanger Corn Pop with his folksy good humor and threats of a bicycle chain.

The little children were fascinated by his blonde curly silky leg-hairedness, and he relates to their roach infested living conditions. Not like that McCain and Romney who "gonna put you back in chains".

Nope, Bwana Joe is going to lift up his peeps.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 05:02 PM (m45I2)

229
Biden has to figure out how to win. How else will Hunter pay his debts?
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Why does Hunter have any debts? What happened to all that Ukrainian money? He must take accounting lessons from Mike Tyson.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 05:02 PM (aKsyK)

230 223 Anybody who wants to learn about roaches, just live in Louisiana for a couple of weeks. Don't matter how nice your house is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 05:01 PM (Kpl3J)

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Or Hawai'i.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 05:02 PM (RU4sa)

231 Well, it's not like she can go anywhere without them.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 05:01 PM (Jk+3L)


God DID get it right, didn't he.....

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 05:03 PM (Zz0t1)

232 I have to admit, Bloomberg's ads are top notch, and they make him seem like a sane Democrat.

Posted by: Soothsayer
________

I don't get that impression.

He starts one ad with the voiceover person saying "9/11." Really? He's the mayor who got New York City through 9/11?

"Middle class" beginnings. I'll give him that. He also started a company.

Then he uses buzzwords like "fair share" to let me know what he's all about. Then some nonsense about how he's going to be the savior of the Republic.

His logo is a non-logo wordmark. The 2020 is half Democrat blue and half red. This is confusing. Is he trying to appeal to both parties? It's not American flag blue, so he's not appealing to patriotism in any way.

I find his advertising to be a mess. To me, the ads don't portray him as sane, just somewhat restrained.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:03 PM (ScWBu)

233 We should be more supportive of this move by Bloomberg. At least they are stating their bias openly.

Posted by: mrshad at December 02, 2019 05:03 PM (IJsa1)

234 Wake up, America.
Posted by: Sponge




...zzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzz......

Posted by: America, not just a breakfast cereal at December 02, 2019 05:03 PM (vcOmj)

235 I don't have Alexa in my bedroom. I have no computer o T.V. in my bedroom and have never used Alexa; I find the whole idea creepy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2019 05:03 PM (WI7YS)

236 I don't wanna see anybody here not drinking.

No poufters!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 05:03 PM (KZzsI)

237 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 02, 2019 05:00 PM (vcOmj)

I will admit that I literally burned David Frum's book The Right Man. What a self serving piece of dreck.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 05:03 PM (ZLlh9)

238 Just read that Lil Bub passed away.

R.I.P., cute kitty.
Posted by: Abdullah Najbullah

Beautiful little kitty - raised a lot of money for animal welfare to boot.

Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 05:03 PM (oiNtH)

239 Sorry if someone hit this earlier, but it's hilarious: https://tinyurl.com/vqk4cm3

Posted by: Bert G at December 02, 2019 04:54 PM (OMsf+)
..........

lol
they even got the bleeding left eye in there

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

240 All Trump will have to do in a debate is mention the Kaiser or zoot suits and Slow Joe will go off like a Roman candle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 05:04 PM (oVJmc)

241 218 I still don't get the ' learned about roaches' part of that rambling story.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 04:57 PM

I don't either, but I suspect that if someone with the sanity to spare watched the entire tape of the event there's probably some roach anecdote prior to the blond legs hairs and kids in the lap.
Posted by: Bert G at December 02, 2019 04:59 PM (OMsf+)

The truly creepy part is that he's got these two things juxtaposed in his vast, echoing cavern of a mind.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 05:04 PM (RD7QR)

242 So I guess the difference between Bloomberg and every other main stream news outlet is Bloomberg is upfront about how it's going to cover Democrats?

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at December 02, 2019 05:04 PM (A2eXZ)

243 What with the narwhal battle in London and the recent vids of antifers getting their face beat in, I think people have reached the limits of their tolerance of BS, or nearing it. I don't know where we go from here but I think people are just getting entirely fed up with blocking traffic and idiot protests and beating on old people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 05:05 PM (KZzsI)

244 216 Kids and lick??

Really unfortunate type, dude.
Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 04:58 PM (RU4sa)

Siri is a pedo. Seriously, it's autocorrect stuff is 100% lefty vocab.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 05:05 PM (G+fYZ)

245 If Biden attends a rally and walks out with no pants on and wearing a sombrero, I will not be surprised.

Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 05:05 PM (oiNtH)

246 Little Mike has the sadz

Posted by: G marks the spot at December 02, 2019 05:05 PM (GXoKW)

247 Why does Hunter have any debts? What happened to all that Ukrainian money?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
________

My guess is that it was converted into another commodity which was subsequently snorted off a prostitute.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:05 PM (ScWBu)

248 I still don't get the ' learned about roaches' part of that rambling story.


I think that's about the 'Baltimore is roach and rat infested' thing that went around a while back.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

249 Anybody who wants to learn about roaches, just live in Louisiana for a couple of weeks. Don't matter how nice your house is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 05:01 PM (Kpl3J)

Live in a dirty fraternity house in Louisiana for the real experience.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 05:06 PM (ZLlh9)

250 Why does Hunter have any debts? What happened to all that Ukrainian money?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
________

My guess is that it was converted into another commodity which was subsequently snorted off a prostitute.

--------------

That's genius. Now its untraceable.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 05:06 PM (sX1BW)

251 Bloomberg News should instantly lose its broadcast license.

And, it's entire operating budget should be deemed an illegal campaign contribution to Bloomberg's campaign.

Isn't that how this shit works?
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2019 04:58 PM (fp3O


Yes it should and after it's closed down I will take in Taylor Riggs and add her to my harem because I'm just kind hearted that way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 05:07 PM (kw5n8)

252 My guess is that it was converted into another commodity which was subsequently snorted off a prostitute.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:05 PM (ScWBu)


He's fucked strippers and sucked glass cocks. That dude is the epitome of leftist elitism and indulgence.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 05:07 PM (Zz0t1)

253 Did I read that the Biden hairy leg video is from 2017?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 05:07 PM (N3JsI)

254 Biden has to figure out how to win. How else will Hunter pay his debts?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Why does Hunter have any debts? What happened to all that Ukrainian money? He must take accounting lessons from Mike Tyson.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 05:02 PM (aKsyK)
.......

after the judge awards the stripper child support based on his Burisma salary and Dad is out of politics for good poor Hunter is gonna wind up sleeping on a park bench.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 05:07 PM (v0R5T)

255 I guess you could say Bloomberg news coverage on Little Mike is a little "SHORT"

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 05:08 PM (BqBId)

256 I can't stop watching that cartoon. I'm crying laughing

Dude is talented.

He needs to do one for Corn-Pop.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 05:08 PM (RU4sa)

257 PDT is LONDON

Hello Queen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:08 PM (85Gof)

258 My guess is that it was converted into another commodity which was subsequently snorted off a prostitute.

Posted by: FireHorse


But wouldn't that be a little like the scene from Cat Ballou? "You gave this man 35 dollars?! Where you trying to kill him?!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2019 05:08 PM (LOq4H)

259 253 Did I read that the Biden hairy leg video is from 2017?
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 05:07 PM (N3JsI)

---

Yep.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 05:08 PM (RU4sa)

260 Nood Biden hair.

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 05:08 PM (7nTlT)

261 Why does Hunter have any debts? What happened to all that Ukrainian money? He must take accounting lessons from Mike Tyson.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 05:02 PM (aKsyK)

Bitcoin and he forgot his password.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 05:08 PM (ZLlh9)

262 If Biden attends a rally and walks out with no pants on and wearing a sombrero, I will not be surprised.
Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 05:05 PM (oiNtH)


With a hand puppet that does most of the talking.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)

263 PDT is LONDON

Hello Queen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:08 PM (85Gof)

He loves Bohemian Rhapsody

Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 05:09 PM (CqE5x)

264 Ambassador Johnson there to greet the President

Hey JOHNSON nice team ya got there!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:09 PM (85Gof)

265 ...sleeping on a park bench.
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 05:07 PM (v0R5T){/i]

eyeing little girls with bad intent.

Posted by: Aqualung at December 02, 2019 05:09 PM (aS1PU)

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 02, 2019 05:09 PM (aS1PU)

267 lol
they even got the bleeding left eye in there
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

--

He's good.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 05:09 PM (RU4sa)

268 Supposedly BLoomberg is going to flood the airwaves with the biggest ad campaign ever next week or something like that. A fool and his money

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

269 wouldn't it be lovely if PDT told NATO to LOLGFY, the US is done.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2019 05:10 PM (d7Ww2)

270 Where=Were, I'm outa here...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 02, 2019 05:10 PM (LOq4H)

271 PDT is LONDON

Hello Queen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:08 PM (85Gof)

---

Giving her an earful in regard to her creepy younger offspring.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 05:10 PM (RU4sa)

272 How do you address the ball?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (85Gof)

273 254; those laws only apply to little people. not the biden crew. hunter will od soon enough. poor hunter. dead with a chrome dildo in his ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 05:12 PM (KP5rU)

274 We should be more supportive of this move by Bloomberg. At least they are stating their bias openly.

Posted by: mrshad at December 02, 2019 05:03 PM (IJsa1)


Its bias is on display around the clock. It is pure left wing propaganda pretending to be market news

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 05:12 PM (kw5n8)

275 I guess Trump forgot he's supposed to just accept losing gracefully.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 04:47 PM (NVYyb)

I don't think Trump understands the concept of "losing gracefully".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 05:12 PM (ADat4)

276 How do you address the ball?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:11 PM (85Gof)




Ed Norton: Hello ball.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (kw5n8)

277 I don't think Trump understands the concept of "losing gracefully".
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 05:12 PM (ADat4)

Or losing gracelessly.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (CqE5x)

278 That's Lieutenant Colonel Doctor Jill Biden. 

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

********

Esquire...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (flINI)

279 Mueller Probes Andrew Weissmann: Lisa Page Did Nothing Wrong

Oh well now we can have an early night. The all knowing impartial Weismann has spoken

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (85Gof)

280 Jebus. This little fuckstick is as annoyingly hell-bent as Willard Romney.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (wo3c/)

281 Ed Norton: Hello ball.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 05:14 PM (kw5n

A classic but I guess it does date us. Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (85Gof)

282 I want Biden to be the Dem nominee, just to see the Biden leg cartoon in a Trump ad.

Please, those of you in open primary AOs, make this happen.

https://tinyurl.com/vqk4cm3

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 05:16 PM (RU4sa)

283 I want Biden to be the Dem nominee, just to see the Biden leg cartoon in a Trump ad.

Please, those of you in open primary AOs, make this happen.

https://tinyurl.com/vqk4cm3
Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 05:16 PM (RU4sa)

Operation Corn Pop

Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 05:18 PM (CqE5x)

284 That's what bugs me about the red in Bloomberg's ads. I think Bloomberg and see red, I think of an index or a stock that went down.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 05:19 PM (ScWBu)

285 So are the other alphabet fake news agencies going to walk out in solidarity with the little prick?

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2019 05:28 PM (dBJR+)

286 So are the other alphabet fake news agencies going to walk out in solidarity with the little prick?
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2019 05:28 PM (dBJR+)
+++++++++++
They can't. He's the only reason they have any viewers/readers at all. They hate him, but he's buttering their bread.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 05:48 PM (I2dne)

287 The IRS should be treating any favorable stories about Democrats from Bloomberg News as in-kind contributions given their stated position. And once the Democrat nomination is in place negative stories about Trump should be treated the same way. Bloomberg "News" is clearly operating as an adjunct to the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Clean Willie at December 03, 2019 07:02 AM (TwCsL)

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