Report: Virginia Giuffre Set to Testify That She Was "Forced" to Have Sex with Andrew York Three Times

If only the Royal Family had a spinster aunt named Hillary Clinton, this problem would already be "taken care of," if you know what I mean.

Giuffre is set to appear on "Panorama" at 4 p.m. New York time to talk about her "really scary time" as Jeffrey Epstein’s sex slave, during which she alleges he forced her to have sex three times with the Duke of York.

It airs just weeks after the 59-year-old royal’s own BBC sitdown on "Newsnight" ended so badly he was dumped from royal duties.

"If people thought 'Newsnight' was a disaster for the Duke, this is really going to put the cat amongst the pigeons," a source told The Sun of Monday's special, which has been doubled in length to an hour.

I just got this encrypted cable from MI-6, but I'm having trouble decoding it:

WOARWUB
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD

Oh, I just got this tip: "The KEY to the code is RIGHT at your fingertips."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:16 PM




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1 Another first

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 03:17 PM (BQAo9)

2 I guess time for some Prince Andrew in the can jokes.

Posted by: Benji Carver at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (OD2ni)

3 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (KNsKs)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (q80AH)

5 Corgis called

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (BQAo9)

6 ...now whered i put my decoder ring...?

Posted by: krusty,semi retired clown at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (8dVNa)

7 Drink More Ovaltine?

Posted by: Wytshus at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (xxklp)

8 Drink more Ovaltine

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (BQAo9)

9 In the next James Bond movie, one of the 00s will be sent to take out a shady international banker who is blackmailing one of the Royals, killing him before he can squeal.

It's like the fan theory that Connery's character "John Mason" in The Rock being captured and locked up in Alcatraz while on a mission for the Crown was the reason that the 007/ James Bond working identity was passed to Roger Moore.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (rGgyS)

10 Ovaltine did not drink itself?

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (+imMG)

11 Today's not Rapey Royal Tuesday.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (COzlW)

12 WOARWUB

SUS

BIR

JUKK

GUNAWKD


It's Scandi for "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself."

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (rZgGg)

13 I won't know what to think about this until James Baker chimes in.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (Ot/7Z)

14 Epstein did not kill himself.

And the Duke of York is a pedophile.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 02, 2019 03:20 PM (J9wxX)

15 Notice that our betters in the media are going after the really soft targets. Not like Some Senators or former Head(s) Of State.

Posted by: Mister Roger's Mean Nun at December 02, 2019 03:20 PM (u0crE)

16 12 WOARWUB

SUS

BIR

JUKK

GUNAWKD

It's Scandi for "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself."
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (rZgGg)

=========

Did not.

Not didn't.

Jeez.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:20 PM (q80AH)

17 I'm thinking the Queen is going to re-enact the scene where Tommy gets made in Good Fellas on randy Andy.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:20 PM (pP3Zk)

18 More like Duke of Pork

amirite?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 03:20 PM (AURKQ)

19 WOARWUB
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD

The Prince, in the Conservatory, with a Candlestick.

Posted by: GotaClue at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (C4g9p)

20 Ghislane Maxwell cannot be reached for comment?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (bDqIh)

21 Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: RJS at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (MqPKx)

22 It wasn't "force-force."

Posted by: Whoopie Baker at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (sWM8x)

23
4th word ... one syllable ... rhymes with ... jill
hill!
will!
sill!
till!
pill!

ah, fudge, I dunno!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (pNxlR)

24 473 he reportedly had sex with a convicted woman in the back seat of a limo, while she was being driven to her execution on the electric chair for murder.


*********

A Current Affair?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (m45I2)

...

It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done.

Posted by: Strom at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (yL25O)

25 Refuse to donate to the CGI at your own peril

Posted by: CANKLES at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (rpxSz)

26 I was Number 2!

Posted by: Randy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (q1Pj5)

27 Did not.

Not didn't.

Jeez.



Don't be pedantic, James Thurmond.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (Ot/7Z)

28 Funny how everyone becomes a "sex slave" 30 years later when Gloria Allred comes around.

Posted by: BlackRock at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (acfyD)

29 WOARWUB
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD


*******


Worst limerick ever!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (m45I2)

30 I'm enough of a loser that I'm actually trying to figure out if ace used a real cipher or if that's just mumbo jumbo.

It's not a Caesar cipher.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (oZ6kz)

31 4th word ... one syllable ... rhymes with ... jill
hill!
will!
sill!
till!
pill!

ah, fudge, I dunno!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (pNxlR)


Sedagive?!?!??

Posted by: Dr. Fronkensteen at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (aS1PU)

32 John has a long mustache

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (+imMG)

33 It's Prince Andrew, Duke of York, not Andrew York. York is not his last name. Technically, but almost never used is theirlast name is Windsor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (WI7YS)

34 Is anyone else as disturbed as I am at how well Knives Out did at the box office?

Hopefully everyone who would potentially have seen it saw it opening weekend, because if not and it has legs then we get to see more garbage from Rian Johnson.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (pP3Zk)

35 The Duke of Pork

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

36 It's not a Caesar cipher.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (oZ6kz)

Every key to the left.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (AURKQ)

37 Jeffery Epstein forced me to have sex with Lisa Page.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (Ot/7Z)

38 The first word is Epstein, still working on it...

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (YslsA)

39 >>WOARWUB

SUS

BIR

JUKK

GUNAWKD

Looks Austrian.

Posted by: JEF at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (Pzzpr)

40 'Impossible.'

'I didn't rape underaged girls back then.'

Posted by: Prince Andrew at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (MDRBQ)

41 Same.

Posted by: Princess Diana at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (yL25O)

42 Good for Andy! He one upped Jim Morrison.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (Y4EXg)

43 I feel this just distracts from all of Meghan Markle's suffering, she's the real victim here.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (Mr80f)

44 And to think Prince Andrew was the Queen's favorite. Well, that came back to bite her on her royal heinie.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (COzlW)

45 WOARWUB
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD

Epstein. Didn't. Kill. Himself.

There. What do I win?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (U7qMl)

46 It's not a Caesar cipher.--
I think each word uses a different cipher.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (BQAo9)

47 You try living in the shadow of an idiot older brother, lucky sperm bastid!

Posted by: Randy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (q1Pj5)

48 saw swingin dicks open for pork dukes at tacoland in '79

Posted by: krusty at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (8dVNa)

49 I've been told by friends that people are people are clamoring for me to get back into mix.

Posted by: SHEP at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (rpxSz)

50 Wo-
Woarwub--

Jesus, this is worst than remembering people's names at the Baker family reunions.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (RD7QR)

51 WOARWUB
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD

Welsh?

Posted by: Spooky Things At A Distance at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (CLteG)

52
Don't be pedantic, James Thurmond.

Which , as we all know, was the name of Epstein's Island.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (rZgGg)

53 >>Funny how everyone becomes a "sex slave" 30 years later when Gloria Allred comes around.

She testified against Epstein 10 or so years ago.
Only reason she's gone public recently is because the records from that case were released.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (bDqIh)

54 Have to feel sorry for his daughters.

and I"m sure Fergie is thinking it was finally time for the revenge to appear.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (en0W8)

55 >>WOARWUB
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD


**Wipes Tear**

Beautiful


Just...Beautiful.

Posted by: Vogon Poet Laureate at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (MDRBQ)

56 39 >>WOARWUB

SUS

BIR

JUKK

GUNAWKD

Looks Austrian.
Posted by: JEF at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (Pzzpr)

It, coincidentally, is grammatically correct Welsh.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (+imMG)

57 46 It's not a Caesar cipher.--
I think each word uses a different cipher.
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (BQAo9)

It's each letter shifted left one key on the keyboard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (AURKQ)

58 What's a little jailbait between friends? Amirite?

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (2Mnv1)

59 I am no cryptographer, but I can guess what the code says.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (ycWCI)

60 I am willing to admit something

U KUKW NUKD RURA

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (oZ6kz)

61 It was Andrew York! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Prince Andrew Baker at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (sWM8x)

62 Or maybe not. What do I know. I don't wear shoes.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (BQAo9)

63 Forced equals Paid?

Yeah, the guy who pimps me out made me have sex with this guy.

Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (NgKpN)

64 Prince Andy just might succeed in tarnishing the royals so that the world wakes up and realizes they are a drag on the UK. Though the royals seem to be at the bottom of the list of what is wrong with the UK.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (0OmEj)

65 Too slow again.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

66 A simple substitution cypher.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (m45I2)

67 The Trump campaign has just banned Bloomberg News from getting event
credentials. (The outlet has said that since Michael Bloomberg is
running for president, it will stop investigating all Democrats -- but
not President Trump.)

https://twitter.com/dmartosko/status/
1201548775392759811

Posted by: andycanuck at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (Dh1wo)

68 This is why I think Epstein killed himself among other reasons. Killing him wasn't going to stop victims coming forward. When these girls start showing up dead I may change my mind.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (ZLlh9)

69 this is really going to put the cat amongst the pigeons,"

"This shall certainly raise the blond leg hair of the honky lifeguard in Delaware"

Posted by: kallisto at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (DJFLF)

70 WOARWUB...

WOARWUB never changes...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK8)

71 James Baker Didn't Kill Himself?

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (+imMG)

72 'The cat among the pigeons'.

Ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (ycWCI)

73 Don't be pedantic, James Thurmond.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM

I'm sorry, did you say something to me?

Posted by: Pendejo at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (I99aF)

74 Hiya Ladyl !

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (arJlL)

75 LOL your code!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)

76 Can't figure it out.

Crap.

Do I need to learn to code?

Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (NgKpN)

77 Damnit I fucked up. Should be:

U KUJW NUKD RURA

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (oZ6kz)

78
It's the motto for The Cuckshed ... in Olde Welsh!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (pNxlR)

79 Cut off his balls!

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (ZCEU2)

80 Reminds me of Shakespeare's The Rape of Lucrece. Son of the king gets frisky and rapes Lucrece resulting in the end of the monarchy and the beginning of the Republic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (+y/Ru)

81 Fox News informed me this morning that Prince Chuck is going to have a "summit" with Randy Andy.

I guess "summit" is Brit-speak for "ass chewing."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (ptqGC)

82 The Grand Old Duke of York

He had 10,000 bints

Posted by: Randy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (q1Pj5)

83 Pardon my ignorance, but how did these attractive teenaged girls get into the traveling harem in the first place?

Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (QE8X6)

84 WOARWUB

SUS

BIR

JUKK

GUNAWKD

I've heard this before.
Navajo code talk. No doubt about it.

Posted by: Liz Warren at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (Pzzpr)

85 The trollop expressed great interest in the Royal Lance.

Posted by: Prince Andrew Baker at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (sWM8x)

86 So if Twitter or FB starts censoring Epstein, we know to call him WOARWUB.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (oZ6kz)

87 66 A simple substitution cypher.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:25 PM (m45I2)

We'd all be on this and decode it, but we're too busy f*cking each other.

Posted by: FBI / CIA/ NSA at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (+imMG)

88
I guess time for some Prince Andrew in the can jokes.
Posted by: Benji Carver


He goes both ways?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (aKsyK)

89 Anybody make it through "no nut November"

*raises hand*

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (B2Hcq)

90 Fox News informed me this morning that Prince Chuck is going to have a "summit" with Randy Andy.


I hope Andy beats his ass.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (Ot/7Z)

91 She wants how much?!?!

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth's Banker at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (NVYyb)

92 34 Is anyone else as disturbed as I am at how well Knives Out did at the box office?

Hopefully everyone who would potentially have seen it saw it opening weekend, because if not and it has legs then we get to see more garbage from Rian Johnson.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (pP3Zk)

Yeah, it made me sad it didn't bomb.

27 mil ain't much but it's not a bomb. I can only hope that after the holiday weekend, it bottoms out at 3 mil.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)

93 Pardon my ignorance, but how did these attractive teenaged girls get into the traveling harem in the first place?
Posted by: Caliban

---

Don't ask us.

-- Arkansas State Troopers

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (Y4EXg)

94 Virginia Giuffre

Every time I see that name think of the 80s hair metal band GIUFFRIA. Now there's a Forgotten 80s Mystery Click for ya.

One former member of whom used to comment on rightie blogs, maybe here?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (U7qMl)

95 >>Funny how everyone becomes a "sex slave" 30 years later when Gloria Allred comes around.

hmm "sex slave".

Coming up with nothing on the LinkedIn hiring section.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (rZgGg)

96 I was Number 2!

Posted by: Randy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (q1Pj5)




Patrick McGoohan: Who is Number 1?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (kw5n8)

97 89 Anybody make it through "no nut November"

*raises hand*
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 03:27 PM (B2Hcq)

Well I'm married so...yeah.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)

98 WOARWUB
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD


Give him a sedagive!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (ejd/p)

99 What's the critic/audience disparity on Knives Out?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (oZ6kz)

100 Anybody make it through "no nut November"

--

It's November already?

- Married Men Everywhere

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (hSwPQ)

101 Pretty sure Lisa Paige just told the daily beast the same thing... and Orange Man Bad

Posted by: Inogame at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (1TU21)

102 I believe that encrypted message is Navajo for lolgf.

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (6nN7e)

103 76 Can't figure it out.

Crap.

Do I need to learn to code?
Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 03:26 PM (NgKpN)

You probably should, because Epstein Did Not Kill Himself.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (yL25O)

104 "If people thought 'Newsnight' was a disaster for the Duke, this is really going to put the cat amongst the pigeons,"

Or the fox amongst the hens, as it were.


Silly Brits.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (ptqGC)

105
81 Fox News informed me this morning that Prince Chuck is going to have a "summit" with Randy Andy.


"Dumb and Dumber, Part Doofus"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (pNxlR)

106 A dissolute royal is one thing...I want to hear about George Mitchell, Bill Richardson, and Bill Clinton...


Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (WdocV)

107 Comin' in HOT!!!!

Posted by: Baker one-nine at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (CLteG)

108 Yeah they never seem to answer that when they write about them.

Posted by: RealNatsFan at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (DXTEG)

109 >>Every time I see that name think of the 80s hair metal band GIUFFRIA. Now there's a Forgotten 80s Mystery Click for ya.


NO!

Worst music buying experience, ever. Had Houses of the Holy in my hand and the guy at the Record Shop talked me into the Giuffria!

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (MDRBQ)

110
Or a stoat among the biddies

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (pNxlR)

111 Rape me once, shame on you

Rape me twice, shame on me

Rape me thrice, hey! the check bounced

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

112 It's not the Queen ole Randy "candy is dandy" Andy has to worry about but his big brother Charles who already had no great love for him. At least with the Queen Andy will always have a palace roof over his head, food, clothes, royal amusements. She'll never disown him on a personal level. Once Charles is king, Andy may end up living in a cardboard box on a windswept isle somewhere in the North Sea.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (COzlW)

113 Daily Mail report: Hunter Biden blows off court hearing over child support as his lawyer abruptly quits

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (xPl2J)

114 99 What's the critic/audience disparity on Knives Out?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (oZ6kz)

96 vs 93, if we can trust Rotten Tomatoes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (bcbK8)

115 the code is just typing the letter to the left on the keyboard instead of the actual letter in the "plaintext."

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (PbpT7)

116 I've been out of the loop for about the last #TwoWeeks. Is there any significant political news to catch up on?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (hSwPQ)

117 Remember when the FNM told us it was insane to believe that our betters were part of a group engaged in regular sexual child abuse?


Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (WdocV)

118 as his lawyer abruptly quits


He realized what this was going to do to his batting average.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (Ot/7Z)

119 I predict Virginia never makes this TV interview. In completely unrelated news, she now owns several paintings from the Royal collections, is partners with the Queen on several horses and has the right to use Balmoral for two weeks every year.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (NVYyb)

120 I failed at no nut November. I was out on day one. Kicks dirt. Sad.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (0OmEj)

121 >>the code is just typing the letter to the left on the keyboard instead of the actual letter in the "plaintext."


How about a fuckin' Spoiler Alert.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (MDRBQ)

122
I just got this encrypted cable from MI-6, but I'm having trouble decoding it:








https://www.101computing.net/enigma-machine-emulator/

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (kw0bd)

123 109 >>Every time I see that name think of the 80s hair metal band GIUFFRIA. Now there's a Forgotten 80s Mystery Click for ya.


NO!

Worst music buying experience, ever. Had Houses of the Holy in my hand and the guy at the Record Shop talked me into the Giuffria!

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (MDRBQ)

Well that's....kinda on you. You turned down Zep.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK8)

124 Oh, the grand old Duke of York
He had 10 thousand men
He (allegedly) molested an underage girl
Then he did it twice again

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (xIXzz)

125 the code is just typing the letter to the left on the keyboard instead of the actual letter in the "plaintext."



whoa.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (Ot/7Z)

126 Ready Jim? Hunter? Andy?


Alright fellas, let's goooooo!

Posted by: Ballroom Blitz at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (q1Pj5)

127 #WhereIsHunterBiden?

Posted by: Hunter's lawyer at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (NVYyb)

128 113 Daily Mail report: Hunter Biden blows off court hearing over child support as his lawyer abruptly quits
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (xPl2J)

...

The child he fathered with a stripper while he was still shacked up with his dead brother's wife.

EXACTLY the sort of stability you want on the board of large energy corporations.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (yL25O)

129 96 I was Number 2!

Posted by: Randy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (q1Pj5)




Patrick McGoohan: Who is Number 1?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (kw5n

You are number 6

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (bcbK8)

130
Andy may end up living in a cardboard box on a windswept isle somewhere in the North Sea.


Milking the hind tit of some sea beast and being Grumpy McGrumpy-Face, generally.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (pNxlR)

131 I predict Virginia never makes this TV interview. In completely unrelated news, she now owns several paintings from the Royal collections, is partners with the Queen on several horses and has the right to use Balmoral for two weeks every year.



I believe it is Countess Virginia now.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (Ot/7Z)

132 Kind of a he said/she said thing. I mean Andrew is probably as sleazy as his aunt, but there's no evidence on either side.

He realized what this was going to do to his batting average.

My guess is that Hunter Biden is the kind of client that lawyers tell horror stories to over wine spritzers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (KZzsI)

133 Coming up with nothing on the LinkedIn hiring section.


Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM

Try backpage. Oops, too late.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (I99aF)

134 Andy couldn't keep his John Thomas in his trousers.

Posted by: John Thomas at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (2Mnv1)

135 >>Well that's....kinda on you. You turned down Zep.


I would have left with it, too. If he'd kept his fuckin' mouth shut.


BTW - I do remember there being a giant Promo Cutout of the Lead Singer and guitarist from Giufria in that store.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (MDRBQ)

136 I was a sex slave. And by sex slave I mean that guy on the side who had copious amounts of daytime sex.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 03:32 PM (B2Hcq)

137 Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (COzlW)

He is an Admiral in the Royal Navy.
He has multiple Titles and Properties, in his own Right.
He is independently Wealthy.

He won't end up in a cardboard box.

Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (NgKpN)

138 Oh, the grand old Duke of York
He had 10 thousand men
He (allegedly) molested an underage girl
Then he did it twice again
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM


And when you're up you're up,
And when you're down you're down,
And when you're only halfway up,
Bob Dole can help you with that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (ejd/p)

139 I did not have sex with that woman 3 times because each of those times, I clearly remember being at a thing at the place.

Posted by: Duke-Not, Formerly of York at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (sjdRT)

140 Will Scotland Yard ask Ms. Giuffre to describe his Highness's dick?

Posted by: Galil at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (Pzzpr)

141 So, does this make Prince Charles the 'smart one'?

I'll take door 3, the kiddie didler, for $1000, Alex..

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (Z4rgH)

142 113 Daily Mail report: Hunter Biden blows off court hearing over child support as his lawyer abruptly quits
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (xPl2J)

I'll bet the judge loved that.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (RD7QR)

143 I will be visiting the venerable Fort Marcy Park later this week.

Posted by: Andrew, Duke Of York at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (NVYyb)

144 120 I failed at no nut November. I was out on day one. Kicks dirt. Sad.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 02, 2019 03:31 PM (0OmEj)

Gotta kick that prolactin addiction, brah.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (B2Hcq)

145 the code is just typing the letter to the left on the keyboard instead of the actual letter in the "plaintext."

Posted by: ace at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (PbpT7)


The code to unlock is 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5.

Posted by: Scroob at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (q1Pj5)

146 U KUKW NUKD RURA
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (oZ6kz)

Shouldn't that be KUJW instead of KUKW?

Posted by: abbynormal at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (I849g)

147 >>hmm "sex slave".

Coming up with nothing on the LinkedIn hiring section.



Try "model."
Dumb young girls, yeah, but I don't think most of them went into it thinking 'sex for money.' The 'slave' part comes in when you transport them to an island and hold them against their will.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (bDqIh)

148 The sad thing is Andrew probably isn't the greatest threat to the monarchy. That would be Charles, who is just too goofy to be king and doesn't have enough sense to keep his mouth shut like his mum.

Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (QE8X6)

149 and THAT little girl was Bill Clinton...

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (rZgGg)

150


Be sure to drink Ovulating Teens?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (zBaqJ)

151 >>So, does this make Prince Charles the 'smart one'?


The one who wants to be a Tampon?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (MDRBQ)

152 WOARWUB
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD

-
It's the first line of Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales in olde English. The Horny Duke's Tale.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (+y/Ru)

153 I just read the Wiki for Knives Out.

Mr "Subverts Expectations" didn't subvert anything.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (oZ6kz)

154 While I love to see the royals squirm, does anyone believe this woman?

Oh wait.. that's right.. we HAVE to believe ALL women's cockamamie stories.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (so+oy)

155 I predict Virginia never makes this TV interview. In completely unrelated news, she now owns several paintings from the Royal collections, is partners with the Queen on several horses and has the right to use Balmoral for two weeks every year.
======
She's already been interviewed by 60 minutes. Nothing new, its just not been in GB yet. She currently lives in Aussie.

I can't figure out why David Boies is repping her though. Not like him to bite the feeding hand.

Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (n8FwU)

156 Something tells me there's going to be a big bunch of kindergarten kids in Arkansas the next few years with big ears.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (m45I2)

157 On the plus side, we can at least rest easier knowing that it was unlikely a sweaty experience...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (I2dne)

158 That would be Charles, who is just too goofy to be king and doesn't have enough sense to keep his mouth shut like his mum.


Not to mention being a Moslem convert.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (Ot/7Z)

159 WOARWUB
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD



BUCK THROCKMORTON?

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (nFwvY)

160 Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (MDRBQ)

One of the band members used to post here, or maybe the old Hot Air...trying to recall it from the dim recesses of my mind. I want to say it was an M name...Mike or Mark?

He used to talk a lot about his former addiction issues.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (U7qMl)

161 I seem to have completely recovered from that "unable to sweat" thing.

Posted by: Prince Andrew Baker at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (sWM8x)

162
115 the code is just typing the letter to the left on the keyboard instead of the actual letter in the "plaintext."
Posted by: ace at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (PbpT7)


Oh, ace, you are SUCH a smartyboots! It's no wonder the new Mrs. ace gazes at you with starry-eyed and rapturous wonder!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (pNxlR)

163 The sad thing is Andrew probably isn't the greatest threat to the monarchy. That would be Charles, who is just too goofy to be king and doesn't have enough sense to keep his mouth shut like his mum.
Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (QE8X6)
++++++++++
A corrupt king is probably risky to the monarchy than an inept and stupid king who is hated by his subjects.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (I2dne)

164 The child he fathered with a stripper while he was still shacked up with his dead brother's wife.
..........

Dispute over visitation rights on those titties.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

165 140 Will Scotland Yard ask Ms. Giuffre to describe his Highness's dick?
Posted by: Galil at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (Pzzpr)

Can we say, Tallywhacker?

Posted by: Principal of Angel Beach High at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (NgKpN)

166 I don't think it was here.

Bers is our Hair Band rep.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (MDRBQ)

167 160 Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (MDRBQ)

One of the band members used to post here, or maybe the old Hot Air...trying to recall it from the dim recesses of my mind. I want to say it was an M name...Mike or Mark?

He used to talk a lot about his former addiction issues.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (U7qMl)

...

Hot Air, I think. I have some memory of that as well.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (yL25O)

168 Who is James Baker?

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (MxEKc)

169
Virginia Giuffre

Every time I see that name think of the 80s hair metal band GIUFFRIA. Now there's a Forgotten 80s Mystery Click for ya.

One former member of whom used to comment on rightie blogs, maybe here?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (U7qMl)








Hell, Teh Ewok once interviewed Buck Dharma from BOC on the late lamented AoS Podcast. Apparently, Roeser is quite the libertarian, even right-wing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (kw0bd)

170 55 >>WOARWUB
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD


**Wipes Tear**

Beautiful


Just...Beautiful.
Posted by: Vogon Poet Laureate at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (MDRBQ)


After reading this, I'm thinking, "just open the hatch."

Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (TdMsT)

171 Dispute over visitation rights on those titties.


The bank threatened repossession.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (Ot/7Z)

172 Who is James Baker?



We are Legion.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (Ot/7Z)

173 Oh, you meant THAT Virginia Giuffre ??
I thought we were talking about the other one.

-The (ex)Prince Douchebag

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (xptlg)

174 I am afraid to ask if ace's new marital status is just a meme or not.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (yL25O)

175 Will Scotland Yard ask Ms. Giuffre to describe his Highness's dick?

Posted by: Galil at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (Pzzpr)


If she answers that it is a 5.5 inch bent to the left dick, things might get a bit moar interesting.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (Z4rgH)

176 140 Will Scotland Yard ask Ms. Giuffre to describe his Highness's dick?
Posted by: Galil at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (Pzzpr)


It was spotted... On at least 3 occasions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (zBaqJ)

177 Hot Air, I think. I have some memory of that as well.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:36 PM (yL25O)

Probably was HA then. He had turned to God and become conservative after overcoming his addictions. Good guy, he had some cool stories.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (U7qMl)

178
I see it. It's a Caesar cipher with a -1 shift, but on the Dvorak keyboard layout instead of the alphabet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)

179 WOARWUB
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD

What in the fresh h e double hockey stick? I only speak American

Posted by: Chris at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (FGZtn)

180 It's not a Caesar cipher.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 03:22 PM (oZ6kz)

Substitution with no constant shift like I understand a Caesar cipher.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (1CjJc)

181 If she answers that it is a 5.5 inch bent to the left dick, things might get a bit moar interesting.


There was a second dick on the grassy knoll.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (Ot/7Z)

182 Daily Mail report: Hunter Biden blows off court hearing over child support as his lawyer abruptly quits

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (xPl2J)



He had important things to do like smoke crack at a strip club

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (kw5n8)

183 178


I see it. It's a Caesar cipher with a -1 shift, but on the Dvorak keyboard layout instead of the alphabet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)

Nice.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (1CjJc)

184
We need the Enema coding machine...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ)

185 Call me slightly cynical about young ladies who travel in fast circles for a lengthy time period and then decide they were victims.

This does NOT excuse the actions of adults who prey on vulnerable teens. How many of the Epstein party girls came from stable, two-parent homes with no substance abuse or physical/sexual abuse? I'm guessing zero.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (COzlW)

186 >>>139 I did not have sex with that woman 3 times because each of those times, I clearly remember being at a thing at the place.


During this period, I distinctly remember having contracted a serious allergic reaction to mish.

Posted by: Also Andrew York at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (PbpT7)

187 155 I predict Virginia never makes this TV interview. In completely unrelated news, she now owns several paintings from the Royal collections, is partners with the Queen on several horses and has the right to use Balmoral for two weeks every year.
======
She's already been interviewed by 60 minutes. Nothing new, its just not been in GB yet. She currently lives in Aussie.

I can't figure out why David Boies is repping her though. Not like him to bite the feeding hand.
Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 03:34 PM (n8FwU)

Being funded by the Anti Brexit folks?

Anything that tears at the power of the Royal Family, hurts any chance the Queen has of using her Moral Authority to weigh in on that question.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (NgKpN)

188 >184


We need the Enema coding machine...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ)


FIRSTIES!

Posted by: Shep! at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (sjdRT)

189 >>During this period, I distinctly remember having contracted a serious allergic reaction to mish.


Tic Bite.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (MDRBQ)

190 WOARWUB
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD

What in the fresh h e double hockey stick? I only speak American
Posted by: Chris at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (FGZtn)


I think it is one of my best works.

Posted by: james Joyce at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (aS1PU)

191 Dumb young girls, yeah, but I don't think most of them went into it thinking 'sex for money.' The 'slave' part comes in when you transport them to an island and hold them against their will.

Yeah tons of cute girls getting into modeling, most of them may have the looks but not the modeling ability (awkward, don't connect as well on camera, health problems, can't move right on the walkway, etc).

But hey, you can always rent them out for parties to be pretty faces to "hang out" or to go to clubs and make the place seem sexy. And for the right price or favors well you can encourage them to go make the men happy. Especially if they are trapped on a desert island.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

192 So when Andrew murmurs "keep a stiff upper lip" is that some type of technical advice? Because that just doesn't sound right to me.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (m45I2)

193 I am afraid to ask if ace's new marital status is just a meme or not.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (yL25O)

I'm going to assume it's true and that they got married in matching fur suits.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (DX5KL)

194
174 I am afraid to ask if ace's new marital status is just a meme or not.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (yL25O)


Oh, ask, ask, by all means while our lord and master is in a good and giving mood!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (pNxlR)

195 Who is Hunter Biden? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (NVYyb)

196 184
We need the Enema coding machine...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:38 PM (zBaqJ)

It's still busy wiping Hillary email tranche.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (+imMG)

197 192 So when Andrew murmurs "keep a stiff upper lip" is that some type of technical advice? Because that just doesn't sound right to me.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (m45I2)


Keep a stiff FUPA...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (zBaqJ)

198 There's a picture in the Daily Mail article of the stripper and her Dad leaving the court house by the rear entrance.

Can you imagine being her father? First, your daughter is a stripper, then gets knocked up by a royal - will all the publicity, and finally, gets stood up in court.

How would you even go into work the next day?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (Y4EXg)

199 worst Jumble ever.

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (Xvo1a)

200 May I go way OT? I'm going way OT.

I needed a laptop and I went on craigslist and found a Lenovo Thinkpad with all the software for $115. When I got to the shady place where the shady foreign guy was selling laptops out of a shady closet it turned out that by "office" in the craigslist ad, he meant Office Libre.

When I protested he said oh I can give you MS Office and proceeded to pull up an authentication key.

Well, I've had this thing for not quite 24 hours and even though it pretended to be a computer for almost a day it won't boot now.

What has the world come to when you can't trust shady craigslist foreigners who sell computers out of closets?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (gd9RK)

201 Will the real James Baker, please stand up?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (rZgGg)

202 I'd like to buy a vowel.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (+imMG)

203 I can't figure out why David Boies is repping her though. Not like him to bite the feeding hand.

"Keep your enemies close"


wtf knows what byzanitine maneuverings are occurring behind the scenes of that coven

Posted by: kallisto at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (DJFLF)

204 I've been out of the loop for about the last #TwoWeeks. Is there any significant political news to catch up on?

-
Apparently, the Donks are beginning to realize that impeachment is a tar baby and they're stuck to it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (+y/Ru)

205 >>I am afraid to ask if ace's new marital status is just a meme or not.


It was a lovely ceremony.

The Bride looked radiant in her Hobo Skin Dress.

The onlookers cheered and threw KABOOM as the freshly btrothed couple rode away on their borrowed Vespa.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (MDRBQ)

206 The Cypher is easy to figure out if you just think of current pop culture and the topic Hints: what English words have three letters, two of which are repeated on either side? How many letters are in the name "Epstein"?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

207
I guess "summit" is Brit-speak for "ass chewing."


Yeah, I don't know about that. I'm thinking it will be more like "here's your new PR person, he'll show you how to keep things on the down low; have fun at Comet Pizza Andy."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (3a/ug)

208 I am James Baker!

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (MxEKc)

209 Duke duke duke
Duke of York york york....

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (vd8XM)

210 ace was only using a simple polyphonetically grouped
20-square-digit key transposed in boustrophedonic form with multiple
nulls. I broke it with this...[holds up decoder wheel from a box of Kaboom!]

Posted by: Austin Milbarge at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (q1Pj5)

211 What has the world come to when you can't trust shady craigslist foreigners who sell computers out of closets?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (gd9RK)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (1CjJc)

212 so, you're saying that Hillary Clinton placed gunpowder up her fundament?

GIVL UPI !!

Posted by: Ralph WALDO Emerson at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (8KSPd)

213 Apparently Ace discovered Sudoku on his honeymoon.

Posted by: Miklos, speculatively at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (QzkSJ)

214 >It was a lovely ceremony.



The Bride looked radiant in her Hobo Skin Dress.



The onlookers cheered and threw KABOOM as the freshly btrothed couple rode away on their borrowed Vespa.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (MDRBQ)


Matching Crocs?

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (sjdRT)

215 I am afraid to ask if ace's new marital status is just a meme or not.
=======
Gal down at the Asian palace had a green card issue . . .

Ace sensed a mutually satisfying arrangement could be arranged.

Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (7QXc5)

216 Maybe Hunter's drug use is an attempt to forget all those times as a little boy when Joe forced him to massage his legs, in the pool and elsewhere. But no matter what he does, the sight of the blond hairs just won't.go.away.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (COzlW)

217 ace got married and learned to code in 1 4 day weekend. Amazing.

Posted by: kahall at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (fq7/e)

218
205 >>I am afraid to ask if ace's new marital status is just a meme or not.


It was a lovely ceremony.

The Bride looked radiant in her Hobo Skin Dress.

The onlookers cheered and threw KABOOM as the freshly btrothed couple rode away on their borrowed Vespa.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (MDRBQ)








Although the groom was miffed at all the IKEA shelving units in the pile of wedding gifts.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (kw0bd)

219 f she answers that it is a 5.5 inch bent to the left dick,


*******

I've got yer Throckmorton, right cheer!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (m45I2)

220 Daily Mail report: Hunter Biden blows off court hearing over child support as his lawyer abruptly quits
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2019 03:30 PM (xPl2J)

I'll bet the judge loved that.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at December 02, 2019 03:33 PM (RD7QR)


For you legal experts, particularly in this area of practice, how big of a fuckup was this? Please express in millikohns if possible.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2019 03:43 PM (y7DUB)

221 Did this particular prince have trouble getting laid?

It's kind of hard to believe that with our celebrity culture, he wouldn't have women (or underage girls) lined up to take their shot with a royal.

Posted by: jwest at December 02, 2019 03:43 PM (U6f/q)

222
What has the world come to when you can't trust shady craigslist foreigners who sell computers out of closets?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 02, 2019 03:40 PM (gd9RK)


** closes USB ports to ANYTHING
from Bandersnatch **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:43 PM (pNxlR)

223 I got it. LOL

Posted by: noseitall at December 02, 2019 03:43 PM (36Nbs)

224 ace was only using a simple polyphonetically grouped 20-square-digit key transposed in boustrophedonic form with multiple nulls.



It would have been easier to send a polarity reversed neutrino pulse back through the deflector array.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:43 PM (Ot/7Z)

225 Matching Crocs?
Posted by: Muad'dib at

Worn on the wrong feet

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (vd8XM)

226 213 Apparently Ace discovered Sudoku on his honeymoon.
Posted by: Miklos, speculatively at December 02, 2019 03:42 PM (QzkSJ)


I think that Neil Sudoku is kind of a faygele.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (zBaqJ)

227 >>It would have been easier to send a polarity reversed neutrino pulse back through the deflector array.


Can the Tachyon Emitter handle that?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (MDRBQ)

228 193 I am afraid to ask if ace's new marital status is just a meme or not.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 03:37 PM (yL25O)

I'm going to assume it's true and that they got married in matching fur suits.
Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 03:39 PM (DX5KL)


It was their matching busbys that really stole the show.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (TdMsT)

229 I can't figure out why David Boies is repping her though. Not like him to bite the feeding hand.

"Keep your enemies close"


wtf knows what byzanitine maneuverings are occurring behind the scenes of that coven
====
Yup. It'd take some unreal/imaginary mathematics to diagram it out, in blood of course.

Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (pPvIF)

230 Hey, Duke of (New) York!

Maybe, *wink, wink* if a few million pounds makes its way into The Clinton Foundation (which totally does essential, charitable work), perhaps this Giuffre "problem" can go away?

Posted by: Hill-Dawg! at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (LhK3i)

231
Here comes the shelf,
An Ewok-is elf...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2019 03:45 PM (zBaqJ)

232 I've been out of the loop for about the last #TwoWeeks. Is there any significant political news to catch up on?

-
Apparently, the Donks are beginning to realize that impeachment is a tar baby and they're stuck to it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 03:41 PM (+y/Ru)

-

At least everyone involved in the coup is still safe and waiting on retirement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at December 02, 2019 03:45 PM (hSwPQ)

233 IMPLIES TET SOL VENN REAPING

Posted by: Chris not rock at December 02, 2019 03:45 PM (EJMo6)

234 >>Yeah tons of cute girls getting into modeling . . .
But hey, you can always rent them out for parties to be pretty faces
to "hang out" or to go to clubs and make the place seem sexy. And for
the right price or favors well you can encourage them to go make the men
happy. Especially if they are trapped on a desert island.


Yup.
The current source is self-styled Instagram models: https://preview.tinyurl.com/qpcz8n6

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:45 PM (bDqIh)

235 >>It was their matching busbys that really stole the show.


Dinner Choices : Creatin or Magnesium Supplements.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:45 PM (MDRBQ)

236 >225
Matching Crocs?

Posted by: Muad'dib at



Worn on the wrong feet

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (vd8XM)


Did the bride carry her bouquet in a messenger bag?

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 02, 2019 03:46 PM (sjdRT)

237 >>In the hearing, Judge Don McSpadden said he would need at least three years of Biden's tax returns before he could reach a decision on monetary support for the child, whose sex has not been revealed.

3 years. That would include time when Biden was getting paid by Burisma.

Well that's nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)

238 In other very real news:

Court case moved to Arkansas, Hunter Biden Last Seen Shopping for Camouflage Suit in "Hunter" Blaze Orange.

Posted by: Chris at December 02, 2019 03:46 PM (FGZtn)

239 Haha. Kellyanne Conway has offered to testify in the impeachment scamshow, but only if Adam Schiff does too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 03:46 PM (NVYyb)

240 I'd like to examine Agent 99's 302's, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Ass Chum at December 02, 2019 03:46 PM (Jj+59)

241
For you legal experts, particularly in this area of practice, how big of a fuckup was this?



If you're a unconnected Republican/conservative, my guess is the long arm of the law is gonna come down on you, and you'll get screwed royally.

If you're a Democrat/ Democrat donor? The judge sends you an apology note for asking you to appear in court in the first place, and asks if your secretary could pretty please schedule something at some point when you have the time. If not, no worries.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 02, 2019 03:46 PM (3a/ug)

242 If only the Royal Family had a spinster aunt named Hillary Clinton, this problem would already be "taken care of," if you know what I mean.

---------------

Didn't they have someone fix their Diana problem?

Posted by: Decaf at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (Vaefw)

243 I think that Neil Sudoku is kind of a faygele.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Just because he bought Liberace's candelabra at the estate auction?

Posted by: Miklos, guessing again at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (QzkSJ)

244 show.


Dinner Choices : Creatin or Magnesium Supplements.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:45 PM (MDRBQ)


And a thirty day fast for dessert?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (TdMsT)

245
WHY WEREN'T WE INVITED?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (pNxlR)

246 "sex slave"? i'm not buying it. she jetted around the world, lived sin mansions, dined at the finest restaurants, wore expensive clothes, had sex with princes, was an adult, and she's saying she was coerced?

Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (Pg+x7)

247 There are many reasons that the Queen has excommunicated the Duke of York from any Royal duties and honors, she has literally erased his existence. We ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (JUOKG)

248 How could Hunter Biden blow though $16M in a few years?

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (ZCEU2)

249 the behavior of this member of the royal family disgusts even me. and, i am crazier than a shithouse rat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (KP5rU)

250 >>236
>225

Matching Crocs?


Posted by: Muad'dib at





Worn on the wrong feet



Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (vd8XM)


Did the bride carry her bouquet in a messenger bag?


Posted by: Muad'dib

Who tied the cans to the Vespa?

Posted by: Galil at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (Pzzpr)

251 Virginia Giuffre is 35. Andy's daughters are 31 and 29.

Awkward.

Posted by: mrtmz at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (m/Gc2)

252 >>Did this particular prince have trouble getting laid?



It's kind of hard to believe that with our celebrity culture, he
wouldn't have women (or underage girls) lined up to take their shot with
a royal.



Eh, the excitement wears off when they're willing 'n sh#t. Isn't that how deviance usually works - the thrill is in breaking the rules?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (bDqIh)

253 Why does MI-6 want you to drink Ovaltine?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (e1mEI)

254 @155
Boies was one of the prosecutors that went after Bill Gates when the government was tormenting Microsoft.

Gates is also implicated with Epstein, so it could be related to that.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (pP3Zk)

255 For you legal experts, particularly in this area of practice, how big of a fuckup was this?...

If you're a Democrat/ Democrat donor? The judge sends you an apology note for asking you to appear in court in the first place, and asks if your secretary could pretty please schedule something at some point when you have the time. If not, no worries.

--

Yep. The same way Biden might need to pay some back taxes and get a tsk tsk public statement from someone he doesn't know.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (hSwPQ)

256 ... and even if epstein forced her to have sex with andy, he's not culpable if he wasn't aware of the coercion. imo.

Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (Pg+x7)

257 245
WHY WEREN'T WE INVITED?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (pNxlR)

It was supposed to be a happy occasion. They didn't want to bicker and argue about who killed whom.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (+imMG)

258 >>And a thirty day fast for dessert?


After the Father Daughter Dance, Ace banned the entire band from the rest of the ceremony.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (MDRBQ)

259 248
How could Hunter Biden blow though $16M in a few years?

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (ZCEU2)
All that cocaine on prostitutes asses isn't going to snort itself.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 02, 2019 03:48 PM (N39Ws)

260 Joe Biden has been getting a lot of surprise anal in the news cycles. I think he though he'd get smooth sailing and the Hillary treatment. He thought he'd have Obama on the trail with him by now. Poor Joe, they tried to warn you. In 2016, too.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 03:49 PM (I99aF)

261 Virginia Giuffre is 35. Andy's daughters are 31 and 29.


Yes, but are they hot?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

262 >>How could Hunter Biden blow though $16M in a few years?

I believe you answered a big part of your question.

Blow.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)

263 >>How could Hunter Biden blow though $16M in a few years?

Did you miss the parts about hookers, strippers, cocaine and meth?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:50 PM (bDqIh)

264 >>How could Hunter Biden blow though $16M in a few years?


Cocaine's a helluva Drug.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:50 PM (MDRBQ)

265 One digit to the right... GOT it.

Luca Brazzi is still sleeping with the fishes.

Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Mister Roger's Mean Nun at December 02, 2019 03:50 PM (u0crE)

266 Spinster Aunt.

You misspelled "Satan's Favorite Soul-Procurer".

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2019 03:50 PM (fp3O8)

267 Yup.
The current source is self-styled Instagram models:
...
Once you become aware that this hidden sexual marketplace exists, the awareness changes your perception of women's behavior.


Yeah.
Nope.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:50 PM (rZgGg)

268 How could Hunter Biden blow though $16M in a few years?


Daddy's term ended?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (oVJmc)

269 For you legal experts, particularly in this area of practice, how big of a fuckup was this? Please express in millikohns if possible.
Posted by: Captain Hate


Equate the sun's brightness with millikohns, and you haven't approached it.

This wasn't some DC court used to dealing with prima donnas.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (Jk+3L)

270 Since money can't buy happiness, you have to spend it on perversion. So I read.

Posted by: klaftern at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (RuIsu)

271 There was a picture who I take it was Virginia and RandyAndy over the long weekend, very pretty blond girl.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (ZCEU2)

272 Didn't Boies represent Epstein (along with Dersowitz) in the shady no-time plea deal? What's he doing this for?

Posted by: artemis at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (AwPyG)

273 WHY WEREN'T WE INVITED?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (pNxlR)


Er, um, it may have been a shotgun sort of affair.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (TdMsT)

274 In the hearing, Judge Don McSpadden said he would need at least three years of Biden's tax returns before he could reach a decision on monetary support for the child, whose sex has not been revealed.

3 years. That would include time when Biden was getting paid by Burisma.

Well that's nice.
=========
Her lawyer isn't negotiating with Hunter for payment . . .

somebody else is going to be writing the check. It'll be an out of court settlement.

Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (r5n+/)

275 I just did a number two. *claps*

Posted by: Joey Biden at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (r+sAi)

276 After the Father Daughter Dance, Ace banned the entire band from the rest of the ceremony.

To be fair, "Young Girl" probably wasn't the best choice at that particular moment.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 02, 2019 03:52 PM (xIXzz)

277 It was a lovely ceremony.
---
"The bride entered from the front porch, wearing an ankle bracelet."

Posted by: Fannie Flagg at December 02, 2019 03:52 PM (sWM8x)

278 12 WOARWUB

SUS

BIR

JUKK

GUNAWKD

It's Scandi for "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself."
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019


*
*

"Whoa! [He] Rubs us, has a beer. Just kidding. Guns are awkward."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (Ejm1K)

279 Yes, but are they hot?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 03:49 PM

Have you seen them?

That's a negative, Ghost Rider.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (I99aF)

280 277 It was a lovely ceremony.
---
"The bride entered from the front porch, wearing an ankle bracelet."
Posted by: Fannie Flagg at December 02, 2019 03:52 PM (sWM8x)

========

He married Barbara Stanwyck?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (q80AH)

281 >>Her lawyer isn't negotiating with Hunter for payment . . .

Hunter doesn't have a lawyer right now.

And her lawyer isn't negotiating with anyone. They judge is going to set the child support payment terms.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (ZLI7S)

282 Picture yesterday on American Thinker of Hunter's problem, another very pretty blond, only just a bit older than RandyAndy's

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (ZCEU2)

283 Virginia Giuffre? I'd hit that, after Dad gets done sniffing her hair.

My word as a Bribem.

Posted by: Hunter Bribem at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (Z4rgH)

284 Quick question. What is the age of consent in the UK?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (cEsBM)

285 284 Quick question. What is the age of consent in the UK?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (cEsBM)

=========

Depends. Are the men older of Middle Eastern heritage?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (q80AH)

286 AG Barr said he reviewed all the (doctored) tapes of the cell time in question and saw no one enter or leave.


I wonder if the (doctored) tapes included audio. In any case, Epetein should not have been allowed to kill himself (under duress or not), even if that did happen. He should have had a cellmate, and other safeguards ... (or just listen to Coulter's warning and put him in a Supermax outside of (mobbed up?) NY fed (state?) control.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (Cus5s)

287 >Matching Crocs?
Posted by: Muad'dib at

Somehow I thought that Ewoks had feet like Hobbits and wouldn't need shoes.

Which is a good thing because with enough shoes, some kind of shelving might be needed for display or storage of said shoes.

Posted by: all doubt removed at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (S2eH9)

288 >>What is the age of consent in the UK?


...asking for a Pakistani Rape Gang.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (MDRBQ)

289 Looks like hunter duncan isn't going to testify. He is going to plead guilty to using campaign funds for personel use. Another crooked conservative bites the dust. Don't drop the soap in the prison shower bubba or abdullah might be behind you. What is it with people named hunter?

Posted by: raimondo at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (Yf0R4)

290 How could Hunter Biden blow though $16M in a few years?

-
Heh. "Blow" through.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (+y/Ru)

291 What has the world come to when you can't trust shady craigslist foreigners who sell computers out of closets?

You should've paid extra for the Congressional Security Package.

Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (FhXTo)

292 Er, um, it may have been a shotgun sort of affair.
Posted by: Ladyl




*********


ACE IS PREGNANT!!!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (m45I2)

293 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM

Sex slavery and consent are somewhat mutually exclusive, regardless of age. Was she a sex slave or prostitute with full agency? Depends who you believe.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (I99aF)

294 This is looking more and more like a kompromat scheme on a huge scale. Andy gets up and admits he was later approached to provide inforMarion or a service the question would be what and whom.


Could you imaginel him standing up and claiming he was asked to help declare Alex Jones not to be allowed entry to the UK?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (sCK5I)

295 Melania Trump's White House Christmas decorations--all white tree lights against evergreen with red accents. Beautiful and classy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgAAdNaL4oM

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (HcHqw)

296 KIKFD

Posted by: stumck at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (w9Wax)

297 Oh, look, raimondo made a mind-poop.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (oVJmc)

298 275 I just did a number two. *claps*

Posted by: Joey Biden at December 02, 2019 03:51 PM (r+sAi)

Next time we'll work on getting your pants down first.

After that, getting to the toilet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (j3npP)

299 Quick question. What is the age of consent in the UK?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Nine, infidel.

Posted by: Rotherham Islamic Youth Mentors Association at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (QzkSJ)

300 >>ACE IS PREGNANT!!!!!!


Pregnant Paws

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (MDRBQ)

301 If I move one space to the right, I'll fall off my chair.

Posted by: Gordon Shumway at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (BrfST)

302 Quick question. What is the age of consent in the UK?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (cEsBM)
.........

when your first permanent tooth falls out.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

303 >>>before he could reach a decision on monetary support for the child, whose sex has not been revealed.


Hunter Biden's gender reveal party is gonna be wild.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (xPl2J)

304 It's Andrew Windsor.

The extradition request is going to be awkward.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (Boy/L)

305
ACE IS PREGNANT!!!!!!



Which hand is the father?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (oVJmc)

306 I don't think blowing off a hearing is going to help you any, but its not going to ruin you. Just my guess, though. Basically your opponent is getting to do whatever they want unopposed and unquestioned.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (KZzsI)

307 Sex slavery and consent are somewhat mutually exclusive, regardless of age. Was she a sex slave or prostitute with full agency? Depends who you believe.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 03:55 PM (I99aF)

I am not arguing with you. I agree. I just want to know what it is

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (cEsBM)

308 285 284 Quick question. What is the age of consent in the UK?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:53 PM (cEsBM)

=========

Depends. Are the men older of Middle Eastern heritage?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (q80AH)

*Cough* Asian *Cough*

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (7nTlT)

309 It's always weird to see the left use homosexuality as a slur suggesting the practitioners are prone to uncontrolled sexual aggression, violence, and rape.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (hSwPQ)

310 AG Barr said he reviewed all the (doctored) tapes of the cell time in question and saw no one enter or leave.

-
This case calls for Mulder and Scully.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)

311 ace tied cans to the back of his Vespa. Of course they got caught in the wheels and he and his bride crashed.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (ZLlh9)

312 Some real news from about five hours ago, "car" goes on rampage running down British schoolkids

https://twitter.com/ffreedom2025/status/
1201547163228131329

Cops ask that people not speculate about the case...
https://twitter.com/EssexPoliceUK

Posted by: andycanuck at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (Dh1wo)

313 Sorry, your honor, I was high!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sperm Donor at December 02, 2019 03:57 PM (oVJmc)

314 Mail in 2020 while state says destroy plastic jugs of water term for water. thought for the days democrats fraudulenty of standard's subsidized skill/ it can we white market has 2.8 million followers 60% of americans!

Posted by: raimondo on tap at December 02, 2019 03:57 PM (QzkSJ)

315 Weird, no matter what decryption key I use that cable keeps coming out to, "Hunter did blow with the press on Air Force Two all the time, and Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: Deepelemblues at December 02, 2019 03:57 PM (fuJH0)

316 >>ace tied cans to the back of his Vespa. Of course they got caught in the wheels and he and his bride crashed.


Damn those 'Do it Yourself' Kits.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:57 PM (MDRBQ)

317 Her lawyer isn't negotiating with Hunter for payment . . .

Hunter doesn't have a lawyer right now.

And her lawyer isn't negotiating with anyone. They judge is going to set the child support payment terms.

Posted by: JackStraw
=======

Her lawyer is going to ask the judge for discovery orders, subpoena's for bank and tax records. etc. etc.

Her lawyer is negotiating with someone. Biden's lawyer bailing is a stall tactic.

Someone is going to write a big check to settle this out of court.

Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 03:57 PM (8cN6b)

318 According to Wikipedia (I know), England and Wales age of consent is 16.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (I99aF)

319 If it's one letter to the right, I thought we were to look for one letter to the right in the alphabet. So "Epstein" would be FQTUFJO. This works better -- you can almost pretend they're words.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (Ejm1K)

320 I'm of the opinion that one is never too young for a shot of royalty.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (sWM8x)

321 Hunter is his last name, dope.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (4BMGG)

322 This case calls for Mulder and Scully.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)
===

You don't want them. They're woke now.

Posted by: Augustine at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (BDZWU)

323 Oh, my.

Arkansas uses the Percent method for child support.

for 1 Kid? Its 25%.

So she will bet 25% of Hunter's income since the child was born.

And since he was not in Court, it becomes very hard to fight.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (NgKpN)

324 How could Hunter Biden blow though $16M in a few years?

Dude, I could blow through that in a couple of hours, if I was just trying to burn it down. Those movies "you have to spend all this money in a month" are ridiculous. Anyone could do it in days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

325 >>>>>>Can the Tachyon Emitter handle that?
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:44 PM (MDRBQ)


Only for a micropulse, but it should be long enough. I warn you, though, it will void the warranty

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2019 03:59 PM (sCK5I)

326 Room Room is back, and his posts make even less sense than usual.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 03:59 PM (Ejm1K)

327 Some real news from about five hours ago, "car" goes on rampage
=====
Breaking 911: the car was a recent convert to ethanol.

Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 03:59 PM (Ix7ix)

328
Cops ask that people not speculate about the case...
https://twitter.com/EssexPoliceUK


Oh yeah. That'll work.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:59 PM (rZgGg)

329 How old was this gal when she was with the Prince of Prostitutes?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 03:59 PM (r+sAi)

330 Oh, ace, you are SUCH a smartyboots! It's no wonder the new Mrs. ace gazes at you with starry-eyed and rapturous wonder!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:35 PM (pNxlR)

WUT? "... new Mrs. ace" ...
*madly* *searches* CTL-F arrow, arrow, arrow, ...


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 02, 2019 03:59 PM (XzVUd)

331 313 Sorry, your honor, I was high!
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sperm Donor at December 02, 2019


*
*

Your Honor, I was going to behave like a decent, moral human being . . . but then I got high.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2019 04:00 PM (Ejm1K)

332 Hell, Teh Ewok once interviewed Buck Dharma from BOC on the late lamented AoS Podcast. Apparently, Roeser is quite the libertarian, even right-wing.

The final episode of that podcast with Col. Schlichter is still one of the best explanations for Why Trump Won. Unfortunately Gabe was handling the technical side and he'd gone full cuck by that point so it couldn't happen again.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 02, 2019 04:00 PM (ZGrMX)

333 Hunter Biden is going to have a rough time of it without an attorney.

Denying paternity and refusal to pay child support.

Attempting to hide income.

Oh, who am I kidding, his dad is a huge Dem! Baby momma will be found not to have standing.

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2019 04:00 PM (9VeU0)

334 >>Someone is going to write a big check to settle this out of court.

Won't make a lot of difference now. The whole idea was to keep this secret and that ain't happening thanks to Hunter being a dumbass and trying to pretend it wasn't his kid.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)

335 Cops ask that people not speculate about the case...

Can I speculate that Brit cops are almost completely worthless PC nitwits?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 04:00 PM (Boy/L)

336 Someone is going to write a big check to settle this out of court.

Posted by: Just sayin'

One USD is 23.72 Ukrainian hryvna.

So yeah, lotsa zeros.

Posted by: Convertible Miklos at December 02, 2019 04:01 PM (QzkSJ)

337 318 According to Wikipedia (I know), England and Wales age of consent is 16.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 03:58 PM (I99aF)

On Ships or Aircraft, its where the plane or ship is 'flagged' ie owned, once over international waters.

They were going after Epstein using the Mann act.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 04:01 PM (NgKpN)

338 Is this about Epstein?

Posted by: G marks the spot at December 02, 2019 04:01 PM (GXoKW)

339 I've never seen anyone convince me that these young women couldn't walk away. I've never heard of an actual pimp, any kind of violence, any threats to their families, etc.

I'm not saying that crimes weren't committed, or that Randy Andy shouldn't be destroyed for this kind of behavior. I'm just saying that this doesn't read like street whores who are being held against their will, with a threat of a slit throat if they try to escape.

Did I miss that part?

Posted by: RobM1981 at December 02, 2019 04:01 PM (n/33I)

340 AG Barr said he reviewed all the (doctored) tapes of the cell time in question and saw no one enter or leave.


I wonder if the (doctored) tapes included audio. In any case, Epetein should not have been allowed to kill himself (under duress or not), even if that did happen. He should have had a cellmate, and other safeguards ... (or just listen to Coulter's warning and put him in a Supermax outside of (mobbed up?) NY fed (state?) control.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (Cus5s)


I can't stand the blonde scarecrow and I like Barr but she's right on this. Epstein wasn't just any prisoner, not even a standard high exposure one; and doing things strictly by the book wasn't a good option. Barr fucked up and nothing short of a time machine will change that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2019 04:01 PM (y7DUB)

341 Denying paternity and refusal to pay child support.

Attempting to hide income.

Oh, who am I kidding, his dad is a huge Dem! Baby momma will be found not to have standing.
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2019 04:00 PM (9VeU0)

Attempting to hide income.

You know, like what Manafort is in JAIL for?

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 04:02 PM (NgKpN)

342 Posted by: raimondo at December 02, 2019 03:54 PM (Yf0R4)

You do realize you are commenting on a blog that freely comments and knows that both parties are corrupt as fuck filled with criminals. Yes?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 04:02 PM (NcCWh)

343 Won't make a lot of difference now. The whole idea was to keep this secret and that ain't happening thanks to Hunter being a dumbass and trying to pretend it wasn't his kid.
======
there are degrees of secret.

Sure you don't want the public to know he's knocked up a stripper, but you really really don't want them to get a whiff of his taxes/income/expenses.

Posted by: Ray Donovan at December 02, 2019 04:02 PM (2kb6n)

344 ...HOWEVER they don't seem to have a strong penalty for what we would call "statutory rape" unless the victim is "under 13". And adults are only pursued for sex crimes against a minor (13-15) if there was "no reasonable reason to believe there was consent". Which would seem to indicate that the TRUE age of consent is de facto 12, even if it is de jure 16.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 04:02 PM (I99aF)

345 This just begs for a Monty Python reunion.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 04:03 PM (iYrAO)

346 barr is a bullshit artist. he paints with excrement.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 04:03 PM (KP5rU)

347 Smart-ass piss-take response to Essex Police request to stop speculating about the driver's identity...
https://twitter.com/onmeboat/status/
1201594238523363328

Posted by: andycanuck at December 02, 2019 04:03 PM (Dh1wo)

348 I don't believe baby momma's are entitled for money for their baby traps through ill gotten gains.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 04:03 PM (NcCWh)

349 280 277 It was a lovely ceremony.
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"The bride entered from the front porch, wearing an ankle bracelet."
Posted by: Fannie Flagg at December 02, 2019 03:52 PM (sWM8x)

========

He married Barbara Stanwyck?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019


*
*

If so, that means either that he's going to pitch somebody off a train, or he's going to move out West and run a ranch while living with Linda Evans.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2019 04:03 PM (Ejm1K)

350 Wildly OT: I was looking into Youtube videos on how to replace the heating element in an oven, and found this one featuring a very impressive superstructure, so I'm linking it for the Morons.

Because I'm a giver. You can thank me later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqr3yJdpbs

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (xCDE6)

351
Cops ask that people not speculate about the case...

Can I speculate that Brit cops are almost completely worthless PC nitwits?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 04:00 PM (Boy/L)







Hell, they sent me out to the country for being too good...

Posted by: PC Nicholas Angel at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (kw0bd)

352 I'm not saying that crimes weren't committed, or that Randy Andy
shouldn't be destroyed for this kind of behavior. I'm just saying that
this doesn't read like street whores who are being held against their
will, with a threat of a slit throat if they try to escape.



Did I miss that part?


They keep telling me that reputational damage can be leveraged to 'force sex'. I guess prostitutes have to maintain a certain quality standard.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (rZgGg)

353 Are there pics of the Hunter's stripper baby mama?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (ZLlh9)

354 I'm not saying that crimes weren't committed, or that Randy Andy shouldn't be destroyed for this kind of behavior. I'm just saying that this doesn't read like street whores who are being held against their will, with a threat of a slit throat if they try to escape.

Did I miss that part?
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Spoken like royalty!

Prostitutes! 13 year old street walkers!

Posted by: Cheerio Thats Cricket! at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (8cN6b)

355 Barr fucked up and nothing short of a time machine will change that.

He's responsible for what happened in the terms of being in charge of the people who did it, but I suspect that he gave good orders. He was certainly enraged when it happened, like someone who got the business and wanted payback.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

356 349 He married Barbara Stanwyck?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019

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If so, that means either that he's going to pitch somebody off a train, or he's going to move out West and run a ranch while living with Linda Evans.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2019 04:03 PM (Ejm1K)

=========

I was thinking that he dug up her corpse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (q80AH)

357 WHY WEREN'T WE INVITED?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 03:47 PM (pNxlR)


That would be like inviting cannibals to your funeral.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2019 04:05 PM (Z4rgH)

358 329 How old was this gal when she was with the Prince of Prostitutes?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 03:59 PM (r+sAi)

17, so depending on where they were, legal.

Except for Prostitution or taking a minor over State lines without parental permission (which he probably had).

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 04:05 PM (NgKpN)

359 >>Wildly OT: I was looking into Youtube videos on how to replace the heating element in an oven, and found this one featuring a very impressive superstructure, so I'm linking it for the Morons.

Because I'm a giver. You can thank me later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqr3yJdpbs





Fascinating

Posted by: Spock at December 02, 2019 04:05 PM (MDRBQ)

360 Can I speculate that Brit cops are almost completely worthless PC nitwits?

-
From the Babylon Bee:

https://bit.ly/2LgBwAY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 04:05 PM (+y/Ru)

361 They were going after Epstein using the Mann act.
Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019


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*

No grounds. All of his guns had their proper permits and licensing in New York State.

Uh . . . wait . . .

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2019 04:05 PM (Ejm1K)

362 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:06 PM (q80AH)

363 It concerns me that the HK protesters marching with the U.S. flags are deluded enough to think that we're going to give them ANY assistance except for the moral support they've already received.

We should be careful to dispel that illusion.

I don't want to hear, "The U.S. sold us out!" for the next 100 years.

Posted by: mnw at December 02, 2019 04:06 PM (Cssks)

364 >>Did I miss that part?

He was prosecuted for sex trafficking.
In 2005, the parents of a 14-year-old girl told police in Florida that
Epstein had molested their daughter at his Palm Beach home. A police
search of the property found photos of girls throughout the house.
"This was not a 'he said, she said' situation," Palm Beach Police Chief
Michael Reiter told the newspaper. "This was 50-something 'shes' and one
'he' - and the 'shes' all basically told the same story."

"At one point, when his troubles began, he was talking to me and
said, 'What can I say, I like young girls.' I said, 'Maybe you should
say, 'I like young women.'"
However, prosecutors forged a deal with the hedge fund manager in 2008.
He
avoided federal charges - which could have seen him face life in prison
- and instead received an 18-month prison sentence, during which he was
able to go on "work release" to his office for 12 hours a day, six days
a week. He was released on probation after 13 months.
Since 2008 Epstein had been listed as a level three on the New York sex
offenders register. It is a lifelong designation meaning he was at a
high risk of reoffending.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (bDqIh)

365 Smart-ass piss-take response to Essex Police request to stop speculating about the driver's identity...

The Dutch apparently still haven't released the name of the "homeless man" who did the knife attack in the Hague.

Two guesses why.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (I2/tG)

366 I'm just saying that this doesn't read like street whores who are being held against their will, with a threat of a slit throat if they try to escape.

Below a certain age you don't need a knife to make horrible decisions or be terrified into taking actions. That's why acts against them are even more evil than against adults. They're not able to fight back. Not able to rebel, they don't have the will or the understanding of the world to question or fight authority capably.

You're 13, stuck on an island an unknown hundreds of miles from the nearest law. You are surrounded by adults of wealth and power. You are ordered to do things, and fear consequences which may or may not be spelled out but surely loom large in your mind. Will you even make it home if you say no? Will anyone listen to you if you refuse?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

367 @342 I mentioned both hunters. I hate clintons. I just dislike trump and biden.

Posted by: raimondo at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (Yf0R4)

368 Smart-ass piss-take response to Essex Police request to stop speculating about the driver's identity...

Posted by: andycanuck


No one is speculating. We already know he's a muzzie. Because if it had been some white bloke, you'd have already had his picture in the papers and on tv.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (Jk+3L)

369 355 Barr fucked up and nothing short of a time machine will change that.

He's responsible for what happened in the terms of being in charge of the people who did it, but I suspect that he gave good orders. He was certainly enraged when it happened, like someone who got the business and wanted payback.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:04 PM (KZzsI)

Prison Warden? Black Female who got the job as a promotion after she made abuse allegations against a prior Obama Attorney General.

No experience in Prison system at all.

Immediately transferred after Epstein's death.

Obama holdover.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (NgKpN)

370 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:07 PM (KZzsI)

Or you are 17, and getting to jet around the world with rich people, just for having sex with a few.

And know EXACTLY what you are doing.

Posted by: Don Quixote at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (NgKpN)

371 347
Smart-ass piss-take response to Essex Police request to stop speculating


If you follow a couple of twitter links you will find an eye-witness ... car attempted to hit kids on the sidewalk ... missed on the first attempt, succeeded on the second.

It references two different locations which might be street or school names.

Posted by: Off the reservation at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (XzVUd)

372 92 34 Is anyone else as disturbed as I am at how well Knives Out did at the box office?

Hopefully everyone who would potentially have seen it saw it opening weekend, because if not and it has legs then we get to see more garbage from Rian Johnson.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium

Yeah, it made me sad it didn't bomb.

27 mil ain't much but it's not a bomb. I can only hope that after the holiday weekend, it bottoms out at 3 mil.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
---------
Alrighty then I'll ask: what's the beef with Knives Out? The missus and I saw an early showing and we both enjoyed it. It wasn't tilted too much right or left with jabs being given equally to all. Overall a pretty good movie that we both enjoyed - Rian Johnson?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (9B/d8)

373 Does anybody remember Koo Stark? Randy Andy used to have quite the reputation.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 02, 2019 04:10 PM (oGE0z)

374 Comin' in HOT!!!!
Posted by: Baker one-nine at December 02, 2019 03:29 PM (CLteG)

Coming in hot is TIGHT!!

Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2019 04:10 PM (q177U)

375 372 Alrighty then I'll ask: what's the beef with Knives Out? The missus and I saw an early showing and we both enjoyed it. It wasn't tilted too much right or left with jabs being given equally to all. Overall a pretty good movie that we both enjoyed - Rian Johnson?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 02, 2019 04:09 PM (9B/d

=========

Yeah, it's all Rian Johnson hate. And general Hollywood hate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 04:11 PM (q80AH)

376 Or you are 17, and getting to jet around the world with rich people, just for having sex with a few.

I'm not gonna make that assumption, and even if its true... that doesn't mean you necessarily want to boink ALL the guys there, especially not the icky old British guy with bad teeth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:11 PM (KZzsI)

377 LOL!!!!
One of the best meme-encodings I've seen yet!

Posted by: DaveK at December 02, 2019 04:11 PM (TENQR)

378 359 >>Wildly OT: I was looking into Youtube videos on how to replace the heating element in an oven, and found this one featuring a very impressive superstructure, so I'm linking it for the Morons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqr3yJdpbs

Fascinating
Posted by: Spock

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Talking about an oven fix and don't use the word "rack", when it so obviously applies?

It's like you don't know us Spock.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 04:13 PM (Y4EXg)

379 I'm just saying that this doesn't read like street whores who are being held against their will, with a threat of a slit throat if they try to escape.
=======
Watch the sixty minutes interview of Boies and his client.

He picked on vulnerable poor kids who needed money. They were like 14 years old. But according to british society they are just prostitutes so its tote's fine!

Posted by: Cheerio Thats Cricket! at December 02, 2019 04:13 PM (Ix7ix)

380 17 is older but still mostly a kid and there's very good reason we have age of consent laws. Until a certain level of maturity, you're not wise, experienced, or mentally developed enough to give proper informed consent, no matter how much you might think you are in the back seat with your beaux.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

381 @364

Epstein was an FED IC/LE asset, a kompromat generator made of flesh and blood.

Once he became a lead weight, the Deep State did what the Deep State does best... they fixed the glitch.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 04:16 PM (pP3Zk)

382 What country has the cheapest mail order brides?Asking for a friend.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2019 04:16 PM (KNsKs)

383 Or you are 17, and getting to jet around the world with rich people, just for having sex with a few.
=====
Or you are 14, got promised 200 dollars by a class mate, who took you there and then skedaddled and left you alone in the house with this guy. . . sure you should run but you live in a trailer park, your mom does drugs and you don't know you dad, and 200 dollars is more money than you've seen in one place in your entire life.

Posted by: Cheerio Thats Cricket! at December 02, 2019 04:17 PM (Rb1eS)

384 /sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 02, 2019 04:17 PM (aS1PU)

385 Talking about an oven fix and don't use the word "rack", when it so obviously applies?

It's like you don't know us Spock.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 04:13 PM (Y4EXg)


I was too stunned even to make a wisecrack.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 04:19 PM (xCDE6)

386 It's 70 and breezy out, and since I just finished a big honey-do project, I poured myself a huge tall 'rita rocks, lotsa salt on the rim.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 02, 2019 04:21 PM (+fPHo)

387 Ace's code LOL
Comment #2 LOL

Posted by: Erik L at December 02, 2019 04:23 PM (fMlmZ)

388 I typed in those words into Google and now IKEA is sending me furniture

Posted by: Erik L at December 02, 2019 04:24 PM (fMlmZ)

389 I think this is Swedish.

WOARWUB
SUS
BIR
JUKK
GUNAWKD

Posted by: DirtyDave at December 02, 2019 04:34 PM (yc3le)

390 King Ralph never would've done this. Just saying.

Posted by: Sandor Clegane at December 02, 2019 04:35 PM (6MoD2)

391 17 is older but still mostly a kid and there's very good reason we have age of consent laws.

Agree, but I'd note that 17 is legal in most of the world and I think about 2/3 of the US.

Posted by: JEM at December 02, 2019 04:43 PM (8erNz)

392 There you are ma'am.

Would you like a glass for your Whiteclaw, or do you prefer it in the can?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 04:53 PM (DhRZI)

393 Touch typing for the win! LOL

Posted by: Synova at December 02, 2019 05:15 PM (BD/yx)

394 I really need to work "this is really going to put the cat amongst the pigeons" into daily conversation.

Posted by: Max Entropy at December 02, 2019 05:28 PM (ur/Uv)

395 Proper Scandi for

"Epstein did not kill himself"

is

"Epstein slog ikke sig selv ihjel".

Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at December 03, 2019 05:03 AM (nIJHj)

396 33 It's Prince Andrew, Duke of York, not Andrew York. York is not his last name. Technically, but almost never used is their last name is Windsor.
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Sort of. If they kept with tradition, their last name would still be Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. On legal documents, they use Mountbatten-Windsor (which is what Andrew used on his marriage certificate to Fergie).

But informally they use whatever they want, and sometimes that includes using one or more of their titles as a last name. Princes William and Harry both used "Wales" as their surname at school and in the military, for example. I've also read that Edward and Sophie use Wessex as a last name for business purposes. However, I don't know whether Andrew makes the same use of York or if he sticks with Windsor.

Posted by: Abby Normal at December 03, 2019 10:54 AM (zLLOw)

397 probably obvious by now but I could not leave it alone......
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