Pentagon Office Being Investigated by John Durham Is Headed by Obama Holdover Accused of Leaking Classified Document

At the Epoch Times.

Allegedly James Baker -- who has been repeatedly named in various IG investigations -- was Stephan Halper's "handler."

The Obama holdover heading the Pentagon office reportedly under investigation by the U.S. attorney who is conducting the criminal probe of the Trump–Russia investigation was accused of leaking a classified document, in a recent court filing for retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn.

The connection hasn't been previously reported.

According to a Nov. 21 report by independent journalist Sara Carter, U.S. Attorney John Durham is questioning personnel in the Pentagon's Office of Net Assessment (ONA). ONA awarded about $1 million in contracts to FBI informant Stefan Halper, who appears to have played a key role in alleged U.S. intelligence agency spying on 2016 Trump campaign advisers Carter Page and George Papadopoulos.

In addition, however, a court filing indicates that ONA's director, James H. Baker, "is believed to be the person who illegally leaked the transcript of Mr. Flynn’s calls" to The Washington Post. Specifically, the filing states, "ONA Director Baker regularly lunched with Washington Post Reporter David Ignatius."

The filing adds that Baker "was Halper's 'handler'" at ONA.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:15 PM




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1 ?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (ECrgQ)

2 2?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (ECrgQ)

3 3?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (ECrgQ)

4 Okay, off to call the others...

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (ECrgQ)

5 not ?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:17 PM (q80AH)

6 Linn!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 02:17 PM (Y4EXg)

7 Amazing all those records on Halper seem to be missing.

Posted by: Ever at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (/Je1u)

8 Has this been confirmed by 'Commenter'?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (MDRBQ)

9 Trivia: Without looking it up, what is considered

the first movie to use "computer" effects? (I don't mean the first

"CGI", that came later.)




Posted by: ... at December 02, 2019 02:15 PM (uEbPt)

The Andromeda Strain, 1971

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (gmo/4)

10 SO NOTHING IS HAPPENING??? RIGHT??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (BqBId)

11 Nothing to see here move along.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (ayFCE)

12 ANother James Baker? How many are there?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (dNzKv)

13 Which of the fifty James Baker's is this?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (oZ6kz)

14 Can the Deep State create a conspiracy so large that it cannot be investigated?

Seems to me that there need to be "spinoff" investgations rather than simply continuing to delay the Durham report. each time more wrongdoing is found.

Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (9VeU0)

15 Jump Street.

Posted by: reason at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (kZVsz)

16 Isn't the Horowitz report supposed to come out this week? Or has it been mysteriously delayed for two weeks?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (sWM8x)

17 Hamburger Halper halped her hamburger.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (NWiLs)

18 14 Can the Deep State create a conspiracy so large that it cannot be investigated?

It's not that it can't be investigated.

It's that it WON'T be investigated.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (U7qMl)

19 Does James Baker have a middle initial so we can keep track?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (ptqGC)

20 Que up James Baker #347 for assignment

Posted by: Deep State at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (CLteG)

21 Is this the song that never ends? Or is it the song remains the same?

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (gmo/4)

22 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (sWM8x)
*******
Keep moving the goalposts. Dec. 9th

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 02:20 PM (BqBId)

23 James ain't all that. Believe me.

Posted by: Tammy Faye Bakker at December 02, 2019 02:20 PM (sWM8x)

24

Alternate Post Sub-title:

And James Baker Just Called And Said He Conducted An Internal Investigation And Assures Us Everything Is On The Up-And-Up

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 02:20 PM (P1T9n)

25 December 9 is allegedly D-Day (D for "Drop")

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2019 02:20 PM (Pqytn)

26 It's not that it can't be investigated.

It's that it WON'T be investigated.


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Investigations are overrated.

Just start the hangings.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:20 PM (sX1BW)

27 ANother James Baker? How many are there?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (dNzKv)

We are Legion.

Posted by: The James Baker Hive Mind at December 02, 2019 02:20 PM (DX5KL)

28 Que up James Baker #347 for assignment
Posted by: Deep State


It's clones all the way down....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 02, 2019 02:21 PM (vcOmj)

29 >>Is this the song that never ends? Or is it the song remains the same?


It's actually the Same old Song.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:21 PM (MDRBQ)

30
Is this the song that never ends? Or is it the song remains the same?
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (gmo/4)

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Embrace the power of "and." Kabuki theater should be less boring than this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 02:21 PM (AzW6q)

31 F-ck Horowitz. That Deep State pimp isn't going to do shit but play into the Dems' hands with all this "no spying" shit which is a bald-faced lie.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 02:21 PM (U7qMl)

32 Isn't the Horowitz report supposed to come out this week? Or has it been mysteriously delayed for two weeks?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
________

I kept hearing the 7th, but that's a Saturday.

Posted by: James Baker (not that one, the other one) at December 02, 2019 02:21 PM (ScWBu)

33 Can the Deep State create a conspiracy so large that it cannot be investigated?

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Seventeen 'intelligence agencies' is a good start.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 02, 2019 02:21 PM (MIKMs)

34 ANother James Baker? How many are there?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (dNzKv)



We are Legion.

Posted by: The James Baker Hive Mind at December 02, 2019 02:20 PM (DX5KL)

We are the Borg.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

35 Investigations are overrated.

Just start the hangings.
Posted by: SH

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Your newsletter - subscription details please.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 02:21 PM (Y4EXg)

36 The mistake was made by a low level James Baker in Cincinnati.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (dNzKv)

37 21 Is this the song that never ends? Or is it the song remains the same?
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (gmo/4)

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVVVEEERRRR ENDS

YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND

Posted by: Lambchop at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (ayFCE)

38 yeah, investigations are over-rated. Weissmann just swatted guys and charged them with 3400 years in jail for littering.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (FEQY4)

39 It's as if Barry Hussein infested the government with commie shit weasels or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

40 Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 02:17 PM (Y4EXg)
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TonyPete!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (ECrgQ)

41 If these Deep Staters are so much like soldiers, let's start disciplining them like soldiers.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (MDRBQ)

42 ANother James Baker? How many are there?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (dNzKv)



We are Legion.

Posted by: The James Baker Hive Mind

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Even we think there are too many.

Posted by: The Jon Favreau Society at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (sX1BW)

43 I think I'm going to legally change my name to James Baker so I can qualify for a cushy government job.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (DX5KL)

44 A Baker's Dozen of Bakers

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (m45I2)

45 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

46 Yeah, lets fuck this guy's life up like he fucked Flynn. Money is no object to putting this fapper on a park bench for the rest of his fucking life.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:23 PM (yRAFu)

47 37
21 Is this the song that never ends? Or is it the song remains the same?

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (gmo/4)



THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVVVEEERRRR ENDS



YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND



Posted by: Lambchop at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (ayFCE)

Think "Hey Jude".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:23 PM (VqhL9)

48 Note for all conservatives running for and winning the Presidency of The United States:

Fire Everyone.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

49 December 9 is allegedly D-Day (D for "Drop")
Posted by: mrp

Oh promises, promises.

And in the end, it will be largely a nothingburger.

No Grand Jury, no indictments, no trials, nobody punished.

This is just so much bad theater.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 02, 2019 02:23 PM (vcOmj)

50 OT, todays' a great corporate news day.

1. youtube cancels/deletes 300 trump ads.

2. the newest leftist child shield arises. Some 9 year old vegan human sacrifice has "put trump on blast"

suck it, greta.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 02, 2019 02:23 PM (FEQY4)

51 None in the Progda Enemedia dare call it "conspiracy fact."


Is there anybody other than PDT in the executive branch who hasn't been accused of leaking classified documents? /

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 02:23 PM (aVEot)

52 I knew James Baker. James Baker was a friend of mine. And believe me, you're no James Baker.

Posted by: Lloyd Bentsen, Currently Dead at December 02, 2019 02:23 PM (sWM8x)

53 40
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 02:17 PM (Y4EXg)

---

TonyPete!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (ECrgQ)

Linn!
Tony Pete!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (VqhL9)

54 Too many freaking James Bakers.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

55 The Epoch Times is JackStraw's jam.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (frty6)

56 A) how much did Baker dip his beak into Halper's disbursements?

B) what kind of performance award bonus did Baker get?

C) Baker's agent Halper colluded with the Russians so that makes Baker a traitor.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (dBJR+)

57 Right -- the 9th.

Posted by: James Baker (not that one, the OTHER other one) at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (ScWBu)

58 Harcourt Fenton Mudd!!!

Posted by: James Baker #472 at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (+imMG)

59 Wasn't James Baker the one that took the bullet to the face for Reagan?

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

60 The butcher, the Baker, the candlestick fucker

Posted by: stumck at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (w9Wax)

61 Isn't the Horowitz report supposed to come out this week? Or has it been mysteriously delayed for two weeks?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
________

I kept hearing the 7th, but that's a Saturday.
Posted by: James Baker


9th.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (Jk+3L)

62 http://bit.ly/35W5S3H
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Ep. 1123 Panic Breaks Out Before The IG Report - The Dan Bongino Show. 12/2/2019 - YouTube

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (BqBId)

63 39 It's as if Barry Hussein infested the government with commie shit weasels or something.
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Its more like the government shit weasels work for Globalist Billionaires who installed a puppet named Obama in the WH.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (yRAFu)

64 Sorry to hear of Baker and Halper's double suicide in Ft. Marcy Park later this week.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (q1Pj5)

65 I like how these people need handlers - much like dogs.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (1A5/k)

66 Wasn't this James Baker the one caught diddling some frumpy reporter and passing classified info to her?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (AURKQ)

67 So will James Baker be getting a 3:00 am wake up call, by having his door kicked in by a 20 man SWAT team? His wife dragged into the street in her nightgown? Isn't that how this works?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 02:25 PM (ptqGC)

68 James Baker still currently sits on the board of Theranos.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:25 PM (sX1BW)

69 Can the Deep State create a conspiracy so large that it cannot be investigated?



Seems to me that there need to be "spinoff" investgations rather
than simply continuing to delay the Durham report. each time more
wrongdoing is found.





Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (9VeU0)

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I wouldn't worry about additional investigations. When a US Attorney General AND his assigned US Attorney make several trips to Europe to confer with allied governments about possible nefarious activities conducted by shady US citizens, I get the impression that William Barr will authorize as many investigations as he thinks are necessary.

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2019 02:25 PM (Pqytn)

70 James ain't all that. Believe me.
Posted by: Tammy Faye Bakker at December 02, 2019 02:20 PM (sWM8x)

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Sure sure...you'll come crawling back once Lance Wallnau and I make MILLIONS off of our Trump/Cyrus gold coins!

Between these and the emergency food buckets, we'll be RICH!

Posted by: Jim Baker at December 02, 2019 02:25 PM (kZVsz)

71 A Rotisserie Chicken would have made a better president than Obama.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:25 PM (yRAFu)

72
If these Deep Staters are so much like soldiers, let's start disciplining them like soldiers.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (MDRBQ)







I'd prefer something a bit more substantial than making them do pushups and running around the barracks screaming THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN....

But that's me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 02:25 PM (kw0bd)

73 1. youtube cancels/deletes 300 trump ads.
But the Bloomberg ads run like a cancer there.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 02, 2019 02:25 PM (uGHnY)

74 Tinker, Evers, Baker, Spy

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 02:25 PM (+imMG)

75 So the IG report is going to be another dud. hundreds of pages undone by one sentence: "No intent".

What a disaster. Why did Barr wait? Why would the premier investigative agency in the world wait on one man? Just stay home 2020

Posted by: Quilp at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (Fxgkp)

76 Can't one of these guys change their name to Giancarlo to make it easier to differentiate?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (oZ6kz)

77 Tinker, Evers, Baker, Spy

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Didn't know there was a triple play combination.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (sX1BW)

78 71 A Rotisserie Chicken would have made a better president than Obama.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:25 PM (yRAFu)

It would also look marginally less silly riding a bicycle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (AURKQ)

79 71 A Rotisserie Chicken would have made a better president than Obama.
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Better tasting too!

Posted by: Reggie at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (1A5/k)

80 Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (VqhL9)
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Cannibal Bob!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (ECrgQ)

81
James Wolfe banged Ali Watkins and gave her Senate intel info.

And he got - that's right - two months for it.

Like all Deep Staters, he too is above the law.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (AzW6q)

82 #51 actually IIRC Trump has been accused of leaking classified documents.

I'm not sure if anyone has not been accused of that. Ever.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (dBJR+)

83 54 Too many freaking James Bakers.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

When they're all in me things get out of hand.

Posted by: The Kitchen at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (DX5KL)

84 The beginning of a week of reveals hopefully.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at December 02, 2019 02:27 PM (X+a7J)

85 77 Tinker, Evers, Baker, Spy

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Didn't know there was a triple play combination.
Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (sX1BW)

Just toss in Lisa Page for the threesome.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 02:27 PM (+imMG)

86 Great , another investigation.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 02:27 PM (ZLlh9)

87 The CIA has one of its ops plant a story with a Trump staffer at an event hosted by a DOD op, which was then fished by a State department op and fed to the FBI. The FBI spies on the Trump campaign, but is cleared by the IG because they were just doin their jobs. Except they never told trump about the possibility of a compromised staffer.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2019 02:27 PM (dNzKv)

88 Never trust a guy named James Baker -- He'll give you eleven bagels and call that 'a James Baker's dozen'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2019 02:27 PM (Z4rgH)

89 Just polished off a bottle of wine because migraine, tension, and cluster headache all in one. I may have added 10mgs of Percocet and 2mgs of Xanax as well. My teeth finally stopped hurting. Going to get loose today until i pass out.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 02:27 PM (frty6)

90 Seriously, I think Bureau of Engraving and Printing has a press to turn out James Bakers like they do greenbacks.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (RD7QR)

91 43
I think I'm going to legally change my name to James Baker so I can qualify for a cushy government job.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (DX5KL)

_______


"You're doing it wrong." -- Hunter Biden

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (Y/Czk)

92 87 The CIA has one of its ops plant a story with a Trump staffer at an event hosted by a DOD op, which was then fished by a State department op and fed to the FBI. The FBI spies on the Trump campaign, but is cleared by the IG because they were just doin their jobs. Except they never told trump about the possibility of a compromised staffer.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2019 02:27 PM (dNzKv)

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Remember, the anonymous claim from last week was that the report says that the FBI never placed an asset in Trump's campaign, which has never been alleged.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (q80AH)

93 Too many freaking James Bakers.

Posted by: joncelli
________

We tried to form a singing group -- five of us, all named James Baker -- but James screwed it up. He could sing all right (tenor and contratenor) but he couldn't perform the simplest of dance moves.

James wanted to kick him out, but James kept saying we should give him another chance. Finally our manager, James Baker, brought the whole project to a close.

I wonder whatever became of James?

Posted by: James Baker (not that one, the other one) at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (ScWBu)

94 Sorry to hear of Baker and Halper's double suicide in Ft. Marcy Park later this week.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (q1Pj5)


Speaking of which, is the paste eater's trap door mouth the only thing that's kept Hunter from being Arkancided?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (y7DUB)

95 Great , another investigation.

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The only federal investigation that has led to any real punishment in the past few years was those chicks from Full House.

I guess you can say we are on top of things.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (sX1BW)

96 Vast conspiracies gotta conspire, so yup.

Posted by: Yup at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (C6xeQ)

97 When they're all in me things get out of hand.
Posted by: The Kitchen at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (DX5KL)


Same here.....

Posted by: Pete Buttgag at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

98 An Old Fashioned, and then 2oz of Eagle Rare bourbon...that's a fine way to spend the day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (bcbK8)

99 Pre dawn Raid? Search his Lawyers office?

Take him off in handcuffs?

Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (NgKpN)

100 So where did James Baker, who is apparently yet another Rodent Romancer, get the transcript?

I bet it was Clapper or one of his minions.

You will find that the cabal is large, but it is finite. Many are related by marriage and some are brother and/or sisters. They all go to the same parties, are in the same organizations and companies, and flit from government/politician staffs to media to lobbying firms to think tanks to academia. They give each other awards to make it seem they are somehow special.

Trump knows who these people are. He was totally sober at their parties where the pols would schmooze him for donations.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 02, 2019 02:29 PM (PGE6P)

101 James Baker is a great "American"

Posted by: John Abu-Brennan at December 02, 2019 02:29 PM (NVYyb)

102
71 A Rotisserie Chicken would have made a better president than Obama.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:25 PM (yRAFu)

Speaking of which, whats everyone's opinions on air frying?

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 02:29 PM (DX5KL)

103 We tried to form a singing group -- five of us, all named James Baker -- but James screwed it up. He could sing all right (tenor and contratenor) but he couldn't perform the simplest of dance moves.

James wanted to kick him out, but James kept saying we should give him another chance. Finally our manager, James Baker, brought the whole project to a close.

I wonder whatever became of James?

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He became Glen Frye

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:29 PM (sX1BW)

104 Linn!

Posted by: Tonypete

Ridge !

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 02:29 PM (arJlL)

105 94 Sorry to hear of Baker and Halper's double suicide in Ft. Marcy Park later this week.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (q1Pj5)

Speaking of which, is the paste eater's trap door mouth the only thing that's kept Hunter from being Arkancided?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (y7DUB)

I honestly think Biden would go postal if anyone harmed his kids. Slow Joe has MANY issues but he seems to value his horrible, horrible son.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:29 PM (bcbK8)

106
Mark Levin-
Brian Kemp is another Romney and about to appoint a RINO to the Senat:

https://tinyurl.com/ukq7puc

Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2019 02:30 PM (wiXsO)

107 Hunter Biden will be the first person whose Grand Jury presiding takes place in a strip club VIP room.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 02:30 PM (oZ6kz)

108 27
ANother James Baker? How many are there?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (dNzKv)

Some they will and some they won't, with some it's just as well.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at December 02, 2019 02:30 PM (vI+F1)

109 This all ties in perfectly with what Svetlana Lokhova has been saying:

https://bit.ly/34Sl3Ln

She's the innocent woman set up as the token "Russian spy" supposedly having dinner with Carter Page so that fake FISA warrants could be drawn up. She's been furious at being used in this shit and has been digging ever since.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 02:30 PM (I99aF)

110 Cannibal Bob!!



Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (ECrgQ)


Lol! Woot!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:30 PM (VqhL9)

111 -
--
Yeah, lets fuck this guy's life up like he fucked
Flynn. Money is no object to putting this fapper on a park bench for the
rest of his fucking life.


Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:23 PM

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Hey now!!

Posted by: Formerly-Fapperless-Park Patrons at December 02, 2019 02:30 PM (pMGkg)

112 106
Mark Levin-
Brian Kemp is another Romney and about to appoint a RINO to the Senat:

https://tinyurl.com/ukq7puc
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2019 02:30 PM (wiXsO)

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Appointing a squishy female GOPe in order to help save the GOP for the single women out there that the GOP will never win anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:30 PM (q80AH)

113 The James Baker Quartet

Posted by: portlandon at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (+oR7L)

114 2. the newest leftist child shield arises. Some 9 year old vegan human sacrifice has "put trump on blast"

Is this one mentally ill too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (xCDE6)

115 I love the enthusiasm for folks we haven't run into on awhile.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (VqhL9)

116 98 An Old Fashioned, and then 2oz of Eagle Rare bourbon...that's a fine way to spend the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (bcbK

That's livin' right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (NWiLs)

117 There are simply too many James Bakers, so to keep it simple, we've decided to instead arrest James Taylor.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (oZ6kz)

118 We should know nothing of significance happens to favored Democrats after Sandy Burglar stole classified documents like an incompetent spy. His crime was worse than the watergate burglars IMO.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (ZLlh9)

119 Too many freaking James Bakers.
Posted by: joncelli
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The red lectroids, realized that they might have been over using the alias: John BigBooty.

Posted by: occam's razor - baby! at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (C6xeQ)

120 Come to the coast, we'll have a few laughs.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (gmo/4)

121 Hey! Dont compare us to them!

Posted by: Commie shit weasels local 132 at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (iG65u)

122 114 2. the newest leftist child shield arises. Some 9 year old vegan human sacrifice has "put trump on blast"

Is this one mentally ill too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (xCDE6)

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Yes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (q80AH)

123 Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 02:29 PM (arJlL)
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JT!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (ECrgQ)

124 119 Too many freaking James Bakers.
Posted by: joncelli
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The red lectroids, realized that they might have been over using the alias: John BigBooty.
Posted by: occam's razor - baby! at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (C6xeQ)

Props for the Buckaroo Banzai ref

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (bcbK8)

125 Anita Baker's middle name : James.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:32 PM (MDRBQ)

126 A Rotisserie Chicken would have made a better president than Obama.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:25 PM (yRAFu)

Speaking of which, whats everyone's opinions on air frying?
Posted by: Robert


Won't know for another month.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 02:32 PM (Jk+3L)

127 Same here.....
Posted by: Pete Buttgag at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Shouldn't you be storing nuts for winter?

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 02:32 PM (DX5KL)

128 Just a bunch of true patriots, loyal only to the Constitution and the people.

The problems, if there were any, is they are too honest and true and kind and hard-working--selfless heros really.

Except for those rouge agents in the Cincinnati office who will be punished with paid administrative leave for two months next June. They did all the crimes.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 02, 2019 02:32 PM (Nhjch)

129 116 98 An Old Fashioned, and then 2oz of Eagle Rare bourbon...that's a fine way to spend the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (bcbK

That's livin' right there.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (NWiLs)

Gives life a nice glow. Just don't drive afterwards.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:32 PM (bcbK8)

130 Speaking of which, is the paste eater's trap door mouth the only thing that's kept Hunter from being Arkancided?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (y7DUB)

I honestly think Biden would go postal if anyone harmed his kids. Slow Joe has MANY issues but he seems to value his horrible, horrible son.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:29 PM (bcbK


Yep, he'd make a lot more noise than, say, Seth Rich's family if anyone terminated his flesh and blood.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2019 02:32 PM (y7DUB)

131 There should have been no holdovers. Obama got that one right. Trump got it wrong.

He should have fired all of them. If that means there's no agency head for a while, well tough titties.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 02:32 PM (I2dne)

132 129 An Old Fashioned, and then 2oz of Eagle Rare bourbon...that's a fine way to spend the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (bcbK

That's livin' right there.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (NWiLs)

Gives life a nice glow. Just don't drive afterwards.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:32 PM (bcbK

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During is fine, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:32 PM (q80AH)

133 I love the enthusiasm for folks we haven't run into on awhile.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (VqhL9)
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It wasn't me! You can't prove a thing! I'm innocent!!

I want to talk to my lawyer.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (ECrgQ)

134 I said I was leaving awhile ago..to find a life. Someone tell me to go.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (VqhL9)

135 the newest leftist child shield arises. Some 9 year old vegan human sacrifice has "put trump on blast"

Is this one mentally ill too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


A 9 yr old vegan is like a vegan cat. We know who's making the lifestyle choices.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (Jk+3L)

136 JT!!
Posted by: Linn Ridge

Hiya !

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (arJlL)

137 #68 Theranos?

Baker still on the Board?

Any sane person would run like a Kenyan on meth from that business.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (dBJR+)

138 134 I said I was leaving awhile ago..to find a life. Someone tell me to go.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (VqhL9)

Better off looking here.

The light's better.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (AURKQ)

139 134 I said I was leaving awhile ago..to find a life. Someone tell me to go.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (VqhL9)

Go. Find a life. Take it. Then eat it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (NWiLs)

140 Yep, he'd make a lot more noise than, say, Seth Rich's family if anyone terminated his flesh and blood.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2019 02:32 PM (y7DUB)

-------

I give them the benefit of the doubt. There's been a lot of suspicion that his brother aided him in the leaks in some fashion (I can't recall exactly what).

They probably aren't looking to bury the other one, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 02:34 PM (AzW6q)

141
Now I'm Just Mailing It In - a limerick

There once was a man named James Baker
And another man known as James Baker
These James Baker names
They all sound the same
But different from THIS James Baker

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 02:34 PM (m45I2)

142 There are simply too many James Bakers, so to keep it simple, we've decided to instead arrest James Taylor.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (oZ6kz)


I hereby pardon James Taylor.

Posted by: John Kerry, Reporting for Doody at December 02, 2019 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

143 I want to talk to my lawyer.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (ECrgQ)

please, don't start yelling lawyer around here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:34 PM (VqhL9)

144 I said I was leaving awhile ago..to find a life. Someone tell me to go.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!'
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There's a lot of quality, recently fed, long pig walking around today.

Posted by: Just sayin' at December 02, 2019 02:34 PM (2WJLK)

145 I said I was leaving awhile ago..to find a life. Someone tell me to go.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Don't go! Soup's almost warm.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 02:34 PM (Jk+3L)

146 143 I want to talk to my lawyer.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (ECrgQ)

please, don't start yelling lawyer around here.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:34 PM (VqhL9)

It's not like it's a crowded theater. Geez.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:34 PM (NWiLs)

147 Go. Find a life. Take it. Then eat it.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (NWiLs)


Just stay off my lawn.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

148 What a disaster. Why did Barr wait? Why would the premier investigative agency in the world wait on one man? Just stay home 2020

Posted by: Quilp at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (Fxgkp)


If concern trolling is your main job, you suck at it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2019 02:35 PM (Z4rgH)

149 The real scene is out beyond the law

Posted by: Regular joe at December 02, 2019 02:35 PM (6/uwW)

150 Too many freaking James Bakers.
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Too many freaking Richard Spencers.

(The View)

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 02, 2019 02:35 PM (MIKMs)

151 Now which one of you cheated on me with that little slut?

Posted by: Tammy Faye at December 02, 2019 02:35 PM (pMGkg)

152 I said I was leaving awhile ago..to find a life. Someone tell me to go.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Don't go! The plants will all die.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 02:35 PM (q1Pj5)

153 There should have been no holdovers. Obama got that one right. Trump got it wrong.



He should have fired all of them. If that means there's no agency head for a while, well tough titties.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 02:32 PM (I2dne)


Anybody above janitor should have been wasted.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2019 02:35 PM (9Om/r)

154 148 What a disaster. Why did Barr wait? Why would the premier investigative agency in the world wait on one man? Just stay home 2020

Posted by: Quilp at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (Fxgkp)

If concern trolling is your main job, you suck at it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2019 02:35 PM (Z4rgH)

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Really, he should have told us to vote for the Democrat just to bring the end faster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:35 PM (q80AH)

155 I like how Trump has Giuliani involved.

Nobody knows RICO like Rudy knows RICO. Just ask John Gotti.

Mobies like Guy Smiley are like little kids who can't understand why you have to wait until the stem of the watermelon has to start shriveling before you bust it open.

Trump's got this. He said so.

Posted by: Minuteman at December 02, 2019 02:36 PM (PGE6P)

156 want to talk to my lawyer.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (ECrgQ)

please, don't start yelling lawyer around here.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:34 PM (VqhL9)

You rang?

Posted by: Lisa Bloom at December 02, 2019 02:36 PM (DX5KL)

157 If you are a reporter, why bother to spend money on lunch to get your lies when you can just make them up out of whole cloth? News cycle is 60 minutes max and so when your story hits it becomes fact. If it is proved false a week later who gives a rip? Nobody calls you out in any meaningful way.
Only embarrassing possibility is that your fake story turns out to be true.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 02, 2019 02:36 PM (e1mEI)

158 the newest leftist child shield arises. Some 9 year old vegan human sacrifice has "put trump on blast"

--
What does "put on blast" mean?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 02:36 PM (ADat4)

159 68 James Baker still currently sits on the board of Theranos.
Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:25 PM (sX1BW)

Is that big purple douche with the scrotum chin still the CEO?

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 02:36 PM (Izzlo)

160 Cannibal Bob!

Stop baking! Or at least send some my way.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 02:37 PM (Y4EXg)

161 The Constitution is pretty clear on High Crimes: Sedition, Treason and Piracy. Seems Baker is involved in the first two.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:37 PM (yRAFu)

162 Thank God Ace is back.

A week without the Head Ewok was like three weeks without nicotine....

So, Nub-nub!

Jub-jub!

Good to see ya, man!

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 02, 2019 02:37 PM (VDbGO)

163 Anybody above janitor should have been wasted.

--------------

You know at my company I clean my own toilets. Government employees can do the same.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:37 PM (sX1BW)

164 In addition, however, a court filing indicates that ONA's director, James H. Baker, "is believed to be the person who illegally leaked the transcript of Mr. Flynn's calls"

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Wait...is this yet ANOTHER James Baker!?

JHC on a pogo stick. We need a ban on the federal gov't. hiring anyone with that name!

Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 02:37 PM (cF8AT)

165 I felt at the time like Trump kept the traitors around so he could catch them in the act. I am still holding out hope, but it is wearing thin.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2019 02:37 PM (uEbPt)

166 Hi JT!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 02:37 PM (TdMsT)

167 158 the newest leftist child shield arises. Some 9 year old vegan human sacrifice has "put trump on blast"

--
What does "put on blast" mean?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 02:36 PM (ADat4)

The campfire scene in "Blazing Saddles?"

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (Izzlo)

168 What does "put on blast" mean?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 02:36 PM (ADat4)

I think it involves street tacos with a lot of jalapeños.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (DX5KL)

169 It's not like it's a crowded theater. Geez.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:34 PM (NWiLs)
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Fire!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (ECrgQ)

170 I hate being sick.....

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

171 Is your name not James Baker?
That's gonna tend to cause a bit of confusion.
Mind if we call you James Baker just to keep things clear?

Posted by: Philosophy Department of the University of Wallamaloo at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (aJkzG)

172 Some twentysomething college pals of Chelsea Clinton got a fat ONA consulting contract. That whole thing was a slush fund for the connected.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (rGgyS)

173 Mark Levin-

Brian Kemp is another Romney and about to appoint a RINO to the Senat:



https://tinyurl.com/ukq7puc

Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2019 02:30 PM (wiXsO)


The fact my prog newspaper is supporting the RINO says it all. She donated to Romney, but not Trump, and has donated to PP.


What the HELL Kemp???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (ptqGC)

174 12
ANother James Baker? How many are there?

james baker is a title, like bosley in the new charlies angels.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (sGtp+)

175 68 James Baker still currently sits on the board of Theranos.
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That's James "Patsy" Baker.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (sWM8x)

176 I said I was leaving awhile ago..to find a life. Someone tell me to go.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

No. You must not go. I would miss you and that would give me sads. You must stay here......

Always.

If you leave, I will find you. I will bring you back and prevent any other escape.
DO NOT GO.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (myjNJ)

177 165 I felt at the time like Trump kept the traitors around so he could catch them in the act. I am still holding out hope, but it is wearing thin.
Posted by: ... at December 02, 2019 02:37 PM (uEbPt)

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If part of his objective has been to use the investigation to help himself win re-election, he's still got time to start the indictment train.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (q80AH)

178 159 68 James Baker still currently sits on the board of Theranos.
Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:25 PM (sX1BW)

Is that big purple douche with the scrotum chin still the CEO?
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 02:36 PM (Izzlo)

He is inevitable.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (RD7QR)

179 To "put someone on blast" is to call them out.

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 02, 2019 02:39 PM (VDbGO)

180 What does "put on blast" mean?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 02:36 PM (ADat4)

You turn up the Marshall stack to "11", and then flip another switch to "put it on blast". The only further you can go is switching to glide.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 02:39 PM (+imMG)

181 The kids at the public pool in Scranton were fascinated by me.

Posted by: Joe Biden's sunbleached blonde leg tresses at December 02, 2019 02:39 PM (m45I2)

182 I am Spartacus James Baker!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 02:39 PM (q1Pj5)

183 It wasn't me! You can't prove a thing! I'm innocent!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge

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Pure as driven snow! *she claims*

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 02:39 PM (Y4EXg)

184 Too many Bakers spoil the bread making.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 02:39 PM (ZLlh9)

185 Ace's real name : James Baker

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:39 PM (MDRBQ)

186 I'm James Baker and so is my wife.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:39 PM (CLteG)

187 Nobody knows RICO like Rudy knows RICO. Just ask John Gotti.

Mobies like Guy Smiley are like little kids who can't understand why you have to wait until the stem of the watermelon has to start shriveling before you bust it open.

Trump's got this. He said so.
Posted by: Minuteman


And you know how Rudy Rico'd him?

By arresting small fry and getting them to roll on higher ups. And arresting higher ups and getting them to roll on even higher ups until he got to Gotti.

Call me when the arrests start.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 02:39 PM (Jk+3L)

188
The kids at the public pool in Scranton were fascinated by me.

Posted by: Joe Biden's sunbleached blonde leg tresses at December 02, 2019 02:39 PM (m45I2)


Yeah, Joey. You deserve a thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 02:40 PM (ptqGC)

189 Obama!

Coordinate!

Posted by: James Baker 41144 at December 02, 2019 02:40 PM (aJkzG)

190

ONA = Over Night Anal... Didn't know we had an office for that, wonder if they're hiring?

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at December 02, 2019 02:40 PM (lHr8/)

191
To: ONA
RE: Your "work"

Please assess my wide net. Thank you.
John Durham, US Attorney

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 02:40 PM (r+sAi)

192 Pure as driven snow!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 02:39 PM (Y4EXg)
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Wrong person. That was Hunter.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:40 PM (ECrgQ)

193 For every era there is a James Baker - he's like Link, or Dr. Who.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 02:40 PM (oZ6kz)

194 148 What a disaster. Why did Barr wait? Why would the premier investigative agency in the world wait on one man? Just stay home 2020

Posted by: Quilp at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (Fxgkp)



I note your concern. It is very concerning. I also am concerned. Mostly about my condo's 56 year old plumbing which has decided that the month of December is as good a time to collapse as any. grumble grumble

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2019 02:40 PM (vN4+Q)

195 Call me when the arrests start.
Posted by: rickb223

-----------------

You might want to disconnect your phone for a while.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:41 PM (sX1BW)

196 132 129 An Old Fashioned, and then 2oz of Eagle Rare bourbon...that's a fine way to spend the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:28 PM (bcbK

That's livin' right there.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:31 PM (NWiLs)

Gives life a nice glow. Just don't drive afterwards.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:32 PM (bcbK

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During is fine, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:32 PM (q80AH)

Turn over your keys.

I, mostly, promise not to put them in a dry fish bowl at a 70's key party.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:41 PM (bcbK8)

197 HAIL JAMES BAKER!

Posted by: Future Gladiators before Fighting at December 02, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)

198 I'm James Baker
The Real James Baker
All you other James Bakers
Is just imitatin

Posted by: Real James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:41 PM (aJkzG)

199 You turn up the Marshall stack to "11", and then
flip another switch to "put it on blast". The only further you can go is
switching to glide.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 02:39 PM (+imMG)

I call it the scorch setting.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2019 02:41 PM (9Om/r)

200 Speaking of which, whats everyone's opinions on air frying?
Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 02:29 PM (DX5KL)

It's not frying. "Fry" means to cook in hot fat/oil, either in a pan, or immersed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 02:41 PM (/sgva)

201 I'm confused: wasn't there also a James Baker who was part of Team Coup at FBI - an FBI lawyer who worked with Lisa Page???

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (bDqIh)

202 196
Turn over your keys.

I, mostly, promise not to put them in a dry fish bowl at a 70's key party.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:41 PM (bcbK

========

You want Karen down the street.
You'll take Barbara across the way.
You'll get Bertha in the cul de sac.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (q80AH)

203 James Baker Jingleheimer Smith.....

Let's all sing along.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (ptqGC)

204 190

ONA = Over Night Anal... Didn't know we had an office for that, wonder if they're hiring?
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at December 02, 2019 02:40 PM (lHr8/)

That job stinks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (bcbK8)

205 The Dread Pirate James Baker

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (m45I2)

206 I want to make it perfectly clear that I have never associated with the Boston James Bakers.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (sWM8x)

207 135 the newest leftist child shield arises. Some 9 year old vegan human sacrifice has "put trump on blast"

Is this one mentally ill too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

A 9 yr old vegan is like a vegan cat. We know who's making the lifestyle choices.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (Jk+3L)


Like St. Greta of Cabbage Patch. She scolds us by reading word-for-word a speech that was obviously written by someone else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (xCDE6)

208 93
We tried to form a singing group -- five of us, all named James
Baker -- but James screwed it up. He could sing all right (tenor and
contratenor) but he couldn't perform the simplest of dance moves.



James wanted to kick him out, but James kept saying we should give
him another chance. Finally our manager, James Baker, brought the whole
project to a close.



I wonder whatever became of James?


you might try asking zathras. i bet he knows.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (sGtp+)

209 202 196
Turn over your keys.

I, mostly, promise not to put them in a dry fish bowl at a 70's key party.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:41 PM (bcbK

========

You want Karen down the street.
You'll take Barbara across the way.
You'll get Bertha in the cul de sac.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (q80AH)

In many ways, this is the story of my life...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (bcbK8)

210 200 Speaking of which, whats everyone's opinions on air frying?
Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 02:29 PM (DX5KL)

It's not frying. "Fry" means to cook in hot fat/oil, either in a pan, or immersed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 02:41 PM (/sgva)

Since trans = pretend now. It is trans-frying.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (+imMG)

211 201 I'm confused: wasn't there also a James Baker who was part of Team Coup at FBI - an FBI lawyer who worked with Lisa Page???

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (bDqIh)

Yes.

We got a million of 'em!

Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (cF8AT)

212
Too many freaking James Bakers.
Posted by: joncelli

==========

Just hold up a picture of your favorite white supremacist and we're good!

Posted by: AM Joy Reid at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (M9ntN)

213 I've been sitting in this pastry shop for 30 min.

I ordered a some paste and they still haven't brought it out.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (6A9Kg)

214 It's not frying. "Fry" means to cook in hot fat/oil, either in a pan, or immersed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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I'd listen to him Robert. He's in pre-med.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (Y4EXg)

215 "109
This all ties in perfectly with what Svetlana Lokhova has been saying:

https://bit.ly/34Sl3Ln

She's
the innocent woman set up as the token "Russian spy" supposedly having
dinner with Carter Page so that fake FISA warrants could be drawn up.
She's been furious at being used in this shit and has been digging ever
since.


Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 02:30 PM (I99aF)"
..
..
I still laugh when I think about the opening section of her lawsuit filing.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (67XdO)

216 Speaking of which, whats everyone's opinions on air frying?
Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 02:29 PM (DX5KL)


It works as intended, just don't let it go too long. It dries the shit out of everything.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

217 I wonder if Jim Butcher has ever met James Baker?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (bcbK8)

218
I'm confused: wasn't there also a James Baker who was part of Team Coup at FBI - an FBI lawyer who worked with Lisa Page???


Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (bDqIh)


We're all confused, Lizzy. A middle name or initial would help.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (ptqGC)

219 Slim Shady is James Baker !!

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (ZLlh9)

220 Except for those rouge agents in the Cincinnati office who will be
punished with paid administrative leave for two months next June.--
That's what they get for pushing their make-up

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (BQAo9)

221 I see I got here late for the 'There sure are a hell of a lot of James Bakers.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (ycWCI)

222
ONA = Over Night Anal... Didn't know we had an office for that, wonder if they're hiring?
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at December 02, 2019 02:40 PM (lHr8/)

How do you feel about traveling for work?

Posted by: Matt Lauer at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (jp0Bv)

223 I wonder whatever became of James?

you might try asking zathras. i bet he knows.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (sGtp+)

Do they listen to Zathras? No, they never listen to Zathras.

Posted by: Zathras at December 02, 2019 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

224 212
Too many freaking James Bakers.
Posted by: joncelli

==========

Just hold up a picture of your favorite white supremacist and we're good!
Posted by: AM Joy Reid at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (M9ntN)

Stop stealing story ideas from Amazon and HBO.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:44 PM (bcbK8)

225 We're all confused, Lizzy. A middle name or initial would help.

----------------

I mean this is why assassins always go by 3 names.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:44 PM (sX1BW)

226 >>I see I got here late for the 'There sure are a hell of a lot of James Bakers.'


Or just the one and he's like Leonard Zelig.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:44 PM (MDRBQ)

227 BIDEN/ROETHLISBERGER 2020!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2019 02:44 PM (wtvvX)

228 James Baker. Former Tennessee Senator? He's dead.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2019 02:44 PM (vN4+Q)

229 We might need to replenish the country's Strategic James Baker Reserve after this.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (oZ6kz)

230 Time for class. Gotta bring the puppehs in, slip Lady and the Tramp into the DVD player for them, and hit the road.

Have fun, all y'all!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (ECrgQ)

231 That Baker Clan really should start naming their kids something else like random colors or numbers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (r+sAi)

232 Imabout to call Brian Kemp's office and politely raise hell.

brb

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (ptqGC)

233 229 We might need to replenish the country's Strategic James Baker Reserve after this.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (oZ6kz)

Is there a finite supply, like helium?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (bcbK8)

234 Rise of The Candlestick Makers!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (q1Pj5)

235 109
This all ties in perfectly with what Svetlana Lokhova has been saying:

https://bit.ly/34Sl3Ln

She's
the innocent woman set up as the token "Russian spy" supposedly having
dinner with Carter Page so that fake FISA warrants could be drawn up.
She's been furious at being used in this shit and has been digging ever
since.


Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 02:30 PM (I99aF)

______


Prager did a riveting interview with her a few weeks ago. Indeed, her story needs to get out and I hope she sues the shit out of the news organizations that defamed her.

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (ZoUbb)

236
Bill, Chelsea and I were upset to hear about James Baker's suicide next Tuesday morning.

Posted by: Random Chappaqua resident at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (n+uWo)

237 >>We're all confused, Lizzy. A middle name or initial would help.
Phew.
Guess they can't all have the middle initial of "F" for, uh, . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (bDqIh)

238 209 202 196
Turn over your keys.

I, mostly, promise not to put them in a dry fish bowl at a 70's key party.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:41 PM (bcbK

========

You want Karen down the street.
You'll take Barbara across the way.
You'll get Bertha in the cul de sac.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (q80AH)

In many ways, this is the story of my life...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (bcbK

All I got was a rock...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (NWiLs)

239 That job stinks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (bcbK


You go nose blind after a while, I'm told.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

240 231 That Baker Clan really should start naming their kids something else like random colors or numbers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (r+sAi)

It's the honky version of George Foreman.

Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 02:46 PM (cF8AT)

241 That Baker Clan really should start naming their kids something else like random colors or numbers.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (r+sAi)


Octavius Baker.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 02, 2019 02:46 PM (aS1PU)

242 238 209 202 196
Turn over your keys.

I, mostly, promise not to put them in a dry fish bowl at a 70's key party.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:41 PM (bcbK

========

You want Karen down the street.
You'll take Barbara across the way.
You'll get Bertha in the cul de sac.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (q80AH)

In many ways, this is the story of my life...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (bcbK

All I got was a rock...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (NWiLs)

Has she got a sister?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:46 PM (bcbK8)

243 >>I see I got here late for the 'There sure are a hell of a lot of James Bakers.

I'm still confused that the NFL had two Gene Washingtons...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2019 02:46 PM (wtvvX)

244 168 What does "put on blast" mean?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 02:36 PM (ADat4)

I think it involves street tacos with a lot of jalapenos.
Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (DX5KL)


Why is everyone looking at me?

Posted by: Eric "Rolling Thunder" Swallowell at December 02, 2019 02:46 PM (xCDE6)

245
That Baker Clan really should start naming their kids something else like random colors or numbers.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (r+sAi)

Why?

Posted by: George Foreman at December 02, 2019 02:46 PM (q1Pj5)

246 232 Imabout to call Brian Kemp's office and politely raise hell.

brb
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (ptqGC)

Tell him you're James Baker. You'll get to the front of the line

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 02:46 PM (Izzlo)

247 That Baker Clan really should start naming their kids something else like random colors or numbers.

------------

We could assign them nicknames.

Like James Baker the Grifter.

And James Baker ... the Grifter.

And James Baker ... (this may not work) the Grifter.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:46 PM (sX1BW)

248 239 That job stinks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:42 PM (bcbK

You go nose blind after a while, I'm told.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

I guess you can get used to anything after a while.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:46 PM (bcbK8)

249 All I got was a rock...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:45 PM (NWiLs)


For you, sir.

https://youtu.be/AFCrmWd3jtE

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

250 I want to believe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2019 02:46 PM (Ot/7Z)

251 We found another James Baker floatin in the river.
No ID so far, and it looks like they pulled out his teeth and cut off his finger tips to slow us down.

Posted by: NYPD Detective Blamowitz at December 02, 2019 02:47 PM (DI/ar)

252 Every one of Jug Ears sycophants should have been given pink slips.



Oh yeah, forgot the Democrats dragged out any replacements to the 10th degree

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 02:47 PM (ZCEU2)

253 "put on blast" = "dealin' some sick burns"

Right? Or would that be "clapping back"???

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 02:47 PM (bDqIh)

254 Bill, Chelsea and I were upset to hear about James Baker's suicide next Tuesday morning.

-------------

Only a first rate criminal enterprise could set up that many suicides.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:47 PM (sX1BW)

255 I wonder if Jim Butcher has ever met James Baker?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:43 PM (bcbK8

********

Or Peter D Fryer...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 02, 2019 02:47 PM (flINI)

256 Me, Me, Me Too!!!

Posted by: Jim Bakker at December 02, 2019 02:47 PM (CLteG)

257 >>I'm still confused that the NFL had two Gene Washingtons...


There's only one Gene Washington.

GENE WASHINGTON AND THE IRONSIDES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL2_w1D3900

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:47 PM (MDRBQ)

258 174 12
ANother James Baker? How many are there?

james baker is a title, like bosley in the new charlies angels.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (sGtp+)

On some title work, I've gone through old deed records which involved some old railroad properties, and turned out that James Baker was heavily involved in a wild string of government payouts / manufactured bankruptcies / robber baron shenanigans in the 1870's - 1880's. I think that one was the grandfather of James Baker, the Sec. of State. Well it gives us a timeline for how long the deep state has been looting the country.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 02:47 PM (Kpl3J)

259 251 We found another James Baker floatin in the river.
No ID so far, and it looks like they pulled out his teeth and cut off his finger tips to slow us down.
Posted by: NYPD Detective Blamowitz at December 02, 2019 02:47 PM (DI/ar)

Check the throat cavity for butterflies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:47 PM (bcbK8)

260 Get.Stick.

Posted by: James Don Baker at December 02, 2019 02:48 PM (Ot/7Z)

261 James Cook mapped portions of Hawaii and circumnavigated New Zealand.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 02:48 PM (m45I2)

262 I'm still confused that the NFL had two Gene Washingtons...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2019 02:46 PM (wtvvX)

******

49'ers and Vikings.
Still confuses me...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 02, 2019 02:48 PM (flINI)

263 261 James Cook mapped portions of Hawaii and circumnavigated New Zealand.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 02:48 PM (m45I2)

Didn't he also get killed and eaten by cannibals?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:48 PM (bcbK8)

264 Don't look at me, my family has always been a pillar of the community.

Posted by: Jimmy Candlestickmaker at December 02, 2019 02:48 PM (oZ6kz)

265 I'm declaring myself a candidate for President with the Democratic party in 2020!

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:48 PM (DI/ar)

266 Haven't seen a bottle of Eagle Rare here in Dallas in the last nine months, and I have been everywhere. We're also seeing profound shortages of Buffalo Trace.

Was it the collapse of the rickhouse in Bardstown, Ky? What is causing this shortage?

Used to be able to find a bottle of Eagle Rare anywhere you went for under $30. God knows I need a new one. I used up the last of mine hoisting a glass to Rickl. Figured it was only fitting to use one fine, uniquely American spirit to toast the memory of another.

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 02, 2019 02:49 PM (VDbGO)

267 You turn up the Marshall stack to "11",


Mental image of the opening of Back to the Future...

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 02:49 PM (gmo/4)

268 265 I'm declaring myself a candidate for President with the Democratic party in 2020!
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:48 PM (DI/ar)

Me too.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:49 PM (+imMG)

269 George W. Bush was one helluva good clerk, I'll tell you that.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:49 PM (sWM8x)

270 Don't listen to that James Baker! I'm the REAL James Baker!

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

271 Andrei, you've lost another James Baker?

Posted by: Hunt For Red October at December 02, 2019 02:49 PM (q1Pj5)

272 I wonder if Jim Butcher has ever met James Baker?


*********

Never heard of either one.

Posted by: James Candlestickmaker at December 02, 2019 02:49 PM (m45I2)

273 There's only one Gene Washington.

GENE WASHINGTON AND THE IRONSIDE



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL2_w1D3900



Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:47 PM (MDRBQ)


Nice!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2019 02:49 PM (wtvvX)

274 And y'all thought *we* were hicks. . .

Posted by: Daryl, brother of Daryl and Daryl at December 02, 2019 02:50 PM (bDqIh)

275 266 Haven't seen a bottle of Eagle Rare here in Dallas in the last nine months, and I have been everywhere. We're also seeing profound shortages of Buffalo Trace.

Was it the collapse of the rickhouse in Bardstown, Ky? What is causing this shortage?

Used to be able to find a bottle of Eagle Rare anywhere you went for under $30. God knows I need a new one. I used up the last of mine hoisting a glass to Rickl. Figured it was only fitting to use one fine, uniquely American spirit to toast the memory of another.
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 02, 2019 02:49 PM (VDbGO)

That's weird. We have them at BevMo in Seattle.

I don't think the bourbon disaster was at Buffalo Trace. The wife and I did the tour there in October and everything seemed fine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:50 PM (bcbK8)

276
I saw that Lisa Page did an interview and said she committed no crime, her political views didn't influence her work, and the evil patriarchy of Trump is hurting her feelings.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 02:50 PM (r+sAi)

277 Didn't he also get killed and eaten by cannibals?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:48 PM (bcbK

That Cook? More of a boiler than a baker....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 02:50 PM (AURKQ)

278 >>And y'all thought *we* were hicks. . .


Posted by: Daryl, brother of Daryl and Daryl


Amen

Posted by: George, George, George and George Foreman at December 02, 2019 02:51 PM (bDqIh)

279 Do not listen to the imposter at #265. I am really a candidate for President of the United States!! Vote Modern Whig!!

Posted by: James Baker, Modern Whig at December 02, 2019 02:51 PM (vN4+Q)

280 Did I ever tell you that Baker's mom Bames
Had twenty three sons and she named them all James

Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one, and calls out "Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, James!" she doesn't get one.
All twenty-three James of hers come on the run!

Posted by: Dr. James Baker Seuss at December 02, 2019 02:51 PM (gd9RK)

281 Don't listen to that James Baker! I'm the REAL James Baker!
Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR


********

Phsawwwwwww

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:51 PM (flINI)

282 /Day late and a dollar short sock off

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 02:51 PM (m45I2)

283 Bosun's mate on the Endeavour?
Me

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:51 PM (CLteG)

284 And those James Bakers talk about us.

Posted by: Chins in a Chinese Phonebook at December 02, 2019 02:51 PM (I99aF)

285

253
"put on blast" = "dealin' some sick burns"

Right? Or would that be "clapping back"???


Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 02:47 PM (bDqIh)

And driving around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs!

Posted by: Mallory Archer at December 02, 2019 02:51 PM (3IdDP)

286 >>Nice!


Yeah - It's one of the NFL guys. I just don't know which one.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:51 PM (MDRBQ)

287 I saw that Lisa Page did an interview and said she committed no crime, her political views didn't influence her work, and the evil patriarchy of Trump is hurting her feelings.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 02:50 PM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++++++
Sure. A hyperpartisan SJW who's banging her hyperpartisan SJW boss while they're working the same case whose target is the object of their existential ire.

No chance of corruption there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 02:51 PM (I2dne)

288 Get.Stick.
Posted by: James Don Baker at December 02, 2019 02:48 PM (Ot/7Z)


Here you go....

https://youtu.be/BdOKQfhIQis

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

289 >>Posted by: James Don Baker at December 02, 2019 02:48 PM (Ot/7Z)


MITCHELL!?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:52 PM (MDRBQ)

290 Democracy dies when your reporters receive leaked documents.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 02:52 PM (2Mnv1)

291 Bill, Chelsea and I were upset to hear about James Baker's suicide next Tuesday morning.--
How will you know if you get the right one?

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM (BQAo9)

292 I never do wrong.

Posted by: James Griller at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM (r+sAi)

293 No sir, you are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker of the Overlook Hotel, Mr. James Baker

Posted by: Delbert Grady at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM (q1Pj5)

294 287: She was banging 2 hyperpartisan SJW's who were married. Hey, the gal has a type.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM (vN4+Q)

295 @155
Trump is getting very bad advice from some very swampy people, Lindsey Graham and Barr chief among them.


Barr is nothing more than a deep state button man and Ms Graham is a MIC stooge, the only way this was ever going to produce the results we need was for Trump to de-classify EVERYTHING, push it out there and let the chips fall where they may.


But unfortunately he turned it all over to Barr and Barr is doing his bit to throw up a lot of stray voltage that some people just follow around like a cat chasing a laser pointer.

Not only is nothing happening, but things are being put into motion that will make sure nothing happens, ever.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM (pP3Zk)

296 What do you all think about Lisa Page playing the victim card?Do you think she knows she's not gonna be charged with anything?

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM (6XlcD)

297 Sure. A hyperpartisan SJW who's banging her hyperpartisan SJW boss while they're working the same case whose target is the object of their existential ire.

-------

Someone around here mentioned a little while back that she was also banging McCabe. Any truth to that?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM (AzW6q)

298 274 And y'all thought *we* were hicks. . .
Posted by: Daryl, brother of Daryl and Daryl at December 02, 2019 02:50 PM (bDqIh)

Nice try Larry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2019 02:54 PM (ycWCI)

299 Any interview with Lisa Page that did not read back her e-mails to her is just part of her defense strategy.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 02:54 PM (ZLlh9)

300 We caught three more of the bastids.
What the hell is wrong with these people?
Can't these Islamic jackasses come up with names other than James and Baker?

2nd Agent - I think he's some kind of religious prophet or something so they all name their kids after him.

Posted by: FBI agent Smith at December 02, 2019 02:54 PM (aJkzG)

301 Any fellow Georgians here, PLEASE call Brian Kemp's office:

(404) 656-1776

and express your extreme displeasure over his consideration of RINO Kelly Loeffler, a Romney supporter, Stacey Abrams supporter, Planned Parenthood donor.....

I just did.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 02:54 PM (ptqGC)

302 297 Sure. A hyperpartisan SJW who's banging her hyperpartisan SJW boss while they're working the same case whose target is the object of their existential ire.

-------

Someone around here mentioned a little while back that she was also banging McCabe. Any truth to that?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM (AzW6q)

She was banging me too!

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:54 PM (RD7QR)

303 ( stands up)
I'm James Baker

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 02:55 PM (ZCEU2)

304 No relation.

Posted by: Special Agent James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:55 PM (q1Pj5)

305 Everyone thinks I did, but no. I did not invent Bakelite.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:55 PM (sWM8x)

306 I can fix your problem. For $700. No matter what is wrong, $700.

Posted by: James Mechanic at December 02, 2019 02:55 PM (r+sAi)

307 258 174 12
ANother James Baker? How many are there?

james baker is a title, like bosley in the new charlies angels.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (sGtp+)

On some title work, I've gone through old deed records which involved some old railroad properties, and turned out that James Baker was heavily involved in a wild string of government payouts / manufactured bankruptcies / robber baron shenanigans in the 1870's - 1880's. I think that one was the grandfather of James Baker, the Sec. of State. Well it gives us a timeline for how long the deep state has been looting the country.
Posted by: Tom Servo

that was Captain James Baker. he also helped get Rice University going after solving the William Rice murder.
*spoiler. the butler did it.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 02:55 PM (nFwvY)

308 >>Posted by: James Don Baker at December 02, 2019 02:48 PM (Ot/7Z)

Even his name says "Is that a beer?"

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 02:55 PM (Izzlo)

309 She was banging me too!

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:54 PM

No, that was your cousin James.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 02:55 PM (I99aF)

310 Lots more James Bakers in the tech support industry on the sub-continent.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 02:55 PM (gmo/4)

311 Gym Bakers

probably gay

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (rpxSz)

312 One of Us.
-Robots in the scene from I, Robot. All of whom are named James Baker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (ycWCI)

313 I wish my parents had thought to name me James.

Posted by: Dick Painter at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (MDRBQ)

314 Leftists always think their working for the people and not anything criminal.

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (ZCEU2)

315 Someone around here mentioned a little while back that she was also banging McCabe. Any truth to that?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM (AzW6q)


Seriously? Do these people ever do any work while not in a horizontal orientation?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (kUmUV)

316 New MSM talking point: Anybody that believes any Obama holdover is involved in any wrong-doing is a conspiracy theorist. And probbaly a racist.

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (MxEKc)

317 303 ( stands up)
I'm James Baker
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 02:55 PM (ZCEU2)

...

I've watched Spartacus like seven times now and I still don't know who Spartacus is.

Posted by: Michael Scott at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (yL25O)

318 I'm always on the level.

Posted by: James Carpenter at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (r+sAi)

319 Kilroy James Baker Was Here

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (q1Pj5)

320 I never do wrong.
Posted by: James Griller at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM (r+sAi)

You know who else never did wrong?

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=zbdAWc4bY_Y

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (/sgva)

321 315 Someone around here mentioned a little while back that she was also banging McCabe. Any truth to that?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM (AzW6q)

Seriously? Do these people ever do any work while not in a horizontal orientation?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (kUmUV)

...

They're all Bonobo monkeys.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (yL25O)

322 James Baker? Sounds like an alias

Posted by: John Smith at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (flINI)

323 " No sir, you are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker of the Overlook Hotel, Mr. James Baker
Posted by: Delbert Grady at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM (q1Pj5)"

I've seen your picture in the paper. You chopped those leaked documents into little bits and eh...you blew your brains out in Ft. Marcy Park.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (oZ6kz)

324 Mike Pence is good friends with former SoS James Baker. Shocking I know.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (B2Hcq)

325 There's always coffee and doughnuts at our meetings. Well, always coffee, anyway.

Posted by: Friends of James B at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (I99aF)

326 318 I'm always on the level.
Posted by: James Carpenter at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (r+sAi)

and nailed

Posted by: Buttplug at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (rpxSz)

327 318 I'm always on the level.
Posted by: James Carpenter at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (r+sAi)

Shame about your sister, man.

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (Izzlo)

328 Happy monday horde. I'm back after a long weekend with Mrs. Kim. Acquired a bottle of Tin cup american whiskey. lend of rye (mgp) and a single malt (stranahans). Drinks well and I understand not that spendy.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (0OmEj)

329 I'd like the official record to show that I wasn't the first one to make a Shining reference.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (oZ6kz)

330
What do you all think about Lisa Page playing the victim card?Do you think she knows she's not gonna be charged with anything?
Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM (6XlcD)

-----

Could be that, or it could be preparing for a charge. Who knows?

In any event, she and Peterstroke are the smallest fishes in this pond.

As another Moron (rickb223, maybe?) is fond of saying, they're nickel-bag corner boys. And it'll be tough if not impossible to roll them up at bigger players, because they know a DC jury won't convict them for crimes against Orangemanbad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (AzW6q)

331 Will the Real James Baker please stand up!

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (2Mnv1)

332 The name's Baker.
James Baker.

Posted by: MI6 double naught agent at December 02, 2019 02:58 PM (aJkzG)

333 James Baker? Sounds like an alias

Posted by: John Smith at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (flINI)

I remember that TV show, Alias Smith and Baker.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 02:58 PM (q1Pj5)

334 So the ass wipe appointed that Rino woman I see

Posted by: It's me donna at December 02, 2019 02:58 PM (6XlcD)

335 21
Is this the song that never ends? Or is it the song remains the same?


Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (gmo/4)
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida?

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 02, 2019 02:58 PM (vkS2Z)

336 318 I'm always on the level.
Posted by: James Carpenter at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (r+sAi)

Unlike your brother John, who's been stoned or drunk for past 20 years.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:58 PM (bcbK8)

337
As I understand it, Lisa Page is still married with children.

For a different version of marriage, I guess.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 02:58 PM (r+sAi)

338 Has there been a James Baker in each admin??

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 02:59 PM (RU4sa)

339 I'm always on the level.
Posted by: James Carpenter



**********

I saw what you did there

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 02:59 PM (m45I2)

340 318 I'm always on the level.
Posted by: James Carpenter at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (r+sAi)

need a little work on my joint

Posted by: Buttplug at December 02, 2019 02:59 PM (rpxSz)

341 328 Happy monday horde. I'm back after a long weekend with Mrs. Kim. Acquired a bottle of Tin cup american whiskey. lend of rye (mgp) and a single malt (stranahans). Drinks well and I understand not that spendy.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (0OmEj)

Welcome back, sir. You have been on my mind and prayers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)

342 Too many Cookes

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2019 02:59 PM (/7IZP)

343 As I understand it, Lisa Page is still married with children.

For a different version of marriage, I guess.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 02:58 PM (r+sAi)

The horror, the horror.

Posted by: Al Bundy at December 02, 2019 02:59 PM (q1Pj5)

344
Not only is nothing happening, but things are being put into motion that will make sure nothing happens, ever.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM

NOT THE DREADED BAKER PROTOCOL??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 02:59 PM (CLteG)

345 This James Baker probably did it because he kneaded the dough.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:00 PM (m45I2)

346 As I understand it, Lisa Page is still married with children.

For a different version of marriage, I guess.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2019 02:58 PM (r+sAi)


It's just business. Nothing personal.

Posted by: Don James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:00 PM (aS1PU)

347 Corrupt leftists never face consequences. They get rewarded.

Posted by: Quilp at December 02, 2019 03:00 PM (Fxgkp)

348 Take two emails and call me in the morning.

Posted by: James Doctor at December 02, 2019 03:00 PM (r+sAi)

349 This is what happens when you decide to not prosecute these assholes for crimes. They're just going to keep on going and doing more damage.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at December 02, 2019 03:00 PM (A2eXZ)

350 Not only is nothing happening, but things are being put into motion that will make sure nothing happens, ever.


Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 02:53 PM (pP3Zk)

...I dunno why, --- seems like I've heard almost exactly this same verbiage before.

*stares out window pensively*

Posted by: kallisto at December 02, 2019 03:00 PM (DJFLF)

351 Think I'll change my name to James Baker.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 02, 2019 03:00 PM (sWM8x)

352 318 I'm always on the level.
Posted by: James Carpenter at December 02, 2019 02:56 PM (r+sAi)


So what happened to Plumb Bob?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 02, 2019 03:00 PM (kUmUV)

353 blow me

Posted by: margins at December 02, 2019 03:00 PM (CLteG)

354 Did anyone find out where Ace and his new bride are registered?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:00 PM (MDRBQ)

355 OT:

I've been racking my brain.

My grandfather was a prominent political scientist academic from the University of Tennessee. When I was 10 (1995), he took me to D.C.. We mostly did touristy things, but one thing out of the ordinary was he took me along on a work thing.

We went to the Capitol Building where we went into an office and he interviewed an old man. He was definitely a Republican because of all the elephants in the room.

I do not remember who it was, and my grandfather passed a decade ago, so I can't ask him.

I know he was doing an interview for a project about Howard Baker and his leadership in the senate. I've wanted to know who that was for a while, and I'm doing a bit of research, trying to see who could have been in the Senate in 95, also around for Baker, and a Republican, and was really old at the time (cause that's what I remember).

And, looking through lists of Senators from the 104th Congress, I see Strom Thurmond.

Did I meet Strom Thurmond when I was 10 and I never realized it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:01 PM (q80AH)

356 Happy monday horde. I'm back after a long weekend with Mrs. Kim. Acquired a bottle of Tin cup american whiskey. lend of rye (mgp) and a single malt (stranahans). Drinks well and I understand not that spendy.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (0OmEj)


I've been meaning to try that. Just haven't got around to it quite yet.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

357 Corrupt leftists never face consequences. They get rewarded.

Posted by: Quilp at December 02, 2019 03:00 PM (Fxgkp)

They always fail up.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2019 03:01 PM (9Om/r)

358 280
Did I ever tell you that Baker's mom Bames

Had twenty three sons and she named them all James


i'm james baker the eighth i am
james baker the eighth i am i am
i go married to the lawyer next door
she's been married seven times before
and every one was a james baker...

Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 03:01 PM (sGtp+)

359 #275 Mark Andrew Edwards,

Don't know how you're getting Eagle Rare in Seattle. I have driven all over DFW and can't find a bottle.

Buffalo Trace used to be stacked four wide and five deep at Goody Goody. That's the 1.75 bottle. Now, it's a rarity to find one 750 ml.

Same goes for all varieties of Wellers.

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 02, 2019 03:01 PM (VDbGO)

360 James Baker Fun Fact:

Sam Donaldson's sentient toupee is named, yup, you guessed it! James Baker!

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 03:01 PM (2Mnv1)

361 359 #275 Mark Andrew Edwards,

Don't know how you're getting Eagle Rare in Seattle. I have driven all over DFW and can't find a bottle.

Buffalo Trace used to be stacked four wide and five deep at Goody Goody. That's the 1.75 bottle. Now, it's a rarity to find one 750 ml.

Same goes for all varieties of Wellers.
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 02, 2019 03:01 PM (VDbGO)

==========

Can you find Blanton's?

It's the white whale in SC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (q80AH)

362 Murder (of the Republic) on the Orient (DeepState) Express. ...


spoiler alert --- they all did it

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (Cus5s)

363 @344
Yes, literally.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (pP3Zk)

364 You want fries with that?

Posted by: James McDonalds at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (r+sAi)

365 331
Will the Real James Baker please stand up!


Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 02:57 PM (2Mnv1)

Would ya settle for Slim Shady?
https://tinyurl.com/m24genn

Posted by: kallisto at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (DJFLF)

366 Ronna Romney should tell the GA Governor to suck her pock marked dick.

Posted by: Galil at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (Pzzpr)

367 >>And, looking through lists of Senators from the 104th Congress, I see Strom Thurmond.


So, you are saying there was a Strom resemblence?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (MDRBQ)

368 359 #275 Mark Andrew Edwards,

Don't know how you're getting Eagle Rare in Seattle. I have driven all over DFW and can't find a bottle.

Buffalo Trace used to be stacked four wide and five deep at Goody Goody. That's the 1.75 bottle. Now, it's a rarity to find one 750 ml.

Same goes for all varieties of Wellers.
Posted by: Sam Adams at December 02, 2019 03:01 PM (VDbGO)

Time for some good old fashioned bootlegging.

That is odd, Buffalo Trace should be all over.

How's your supply of Four Roses?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (bcbK8)

369 Did anyone find out where Ace and his new bride are registered?
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:00 PM (MDRBQ)

********

I only know that they wed on Seftons Birfday.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (flINI)

370 If I had a son, he'd look like James Baker.

Posted by: James Hussein Baker, Sr. at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (I99aF)

371 354
Did anyone find out where Ace and his new bride are registered?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:00 PM (MDRBQ)

IKEA?

Posted by: kallisto at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (DJFLF)

372 367 >>And, looking through lists of Senators from the 104th Congress, I see Strom Thurmond.


So, you are saying there was a Strom resemblence?
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (MDRBQ)

==========

Heh.

Maybe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:03 PM (q80AH)

373 James Baker sounds like any one of could go look in their local phone book and see 6 of those names

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 03:03 PM (ZCEU2)

374 Did I meet Strom Thurmond when I was 10 and I never realized it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:01 PM (q80AH

You couldn't forget the Southern / Carolina accent.

I say , I say boy

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:03 PM (ZLlh9)

375 Hi, I'm here to pick up my date, Fawn Liebowitz. I'm James Baker from Amherst.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (q1Pj5)

376 Don't know how you're getting Eagle Rare in Seattle. I have driven all over DFW and can't find a bottle.

Buffalo Trace used to be stacked four wide and five deep at Goody Goody. That's the 1.75 bottle. Now, it's a rarity to find one 750 ml.

Same goes for all varieties of Wellers.
Posted by: Sam Adams


Who were the distillers who's warehouses collapsed this past spring?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (Jk+3L)

377 >>Maybe.


Maybe it was Robert Byrd and you are actually a KKK member?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (MDRBQ)

378 "paging James Baker to the white courtesy phone."

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (rZgGg)

379 12 ANother James Baker? How many are there?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (dNzKv)

Many.

Posted by: Zathras at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (zHGeC)

380 I approve of Four Roses as well. Drinks real good and cheap too. I approve. Way better than value rite

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (0OmEj)

381 Hang him.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (G1tCv)

382 This James Baker probably did it because he kneaded the dough.


That's the yeast of his worries.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (Ot/7Z)

383 374 Did I meet Strom Thurmond when I was 10 and I never realized it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:01 PM (q80AH

You couldn't forget the Southern / Carolina accent.

I say , I say boy
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:03 PM (ZLlh9)

==========

I remember nothing but an old guy sitting behind the big desk in the big office, my grandfather asking questions, my step-grandmother telling me I could walk around the office, and statues of elephants in a glass case.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (q80AH)

384 363 @344
Yes, literally.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (pP3Zk)

Seriously?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (B2Hcq)

385 >>Bill, Chelsea and I were upset to hear about James Baker's suicide next Tuesday morning.--
How will you know if you get the right one?


Just kill every Sarah Connor James Baker. Duh.

Posted by: Ahnold, the Terminator at December 02, 2019 03:05 PM (bDqIh)

386 382 This James Baker probably did it because he kneaded the dough.


That's the yeast of his worries.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (Ot/7Z)

Where's the proof, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 03:05 PM (AURKQ)

387 James Baker always rises to the occasion.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:05 PM (m45I2)

388 Hey don't forget me Tammy Faye!!!

Posted by: James Bakker at December 02, 2019 03:05 PM (wtvvX)

389 I approve of Four Roses as well. Drinks real good and cheap too. I approve. Way better than value rite
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (0OmEj)

But if you drink too much for too long, you can get fourosis of the liver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 03:05 PM (/sgva)

390 ...and statues of elephants in a glass case.



...and their silent screaming.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:05 PM (MDRBQ)

391 You couldn't forget the Southern / Carolina accent.

I say , I say boy
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:03 PM (ZLlh9)


That's him alright.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 02, 2019 03:05 PM (aS1PU)

392 Did I meet Strom Thurmond when I was 10 and I never realized it?
---
Maybe. I know it wasn't Bob Dole, because Bob Dole wouldn't forget.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 02, 2019 03:05 PM (sWM8x)

393 @384
Literally.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:05 PM (pP3Zk)

394 How many Bush holdovers did President Valerie Jarrett permit?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 02, 2019 03:06 PM (+fPHo)

395 This James Baker probably did it because he kneaded the dough.

That's the yeast of his worries.

Where's the proof, huh?

******

He turned it up to leaventy!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:06 PM (m45I2)

396 James Baker kneads some help.

Posted by: Galil at December 02, 2019 03:06 PM (Pzzpr)

397 376 Don't know how you're getting Eagle Rare in Seattle. I have driven all over DFW and can't find a bottle.

Buffalo Trace used to be stacked four wide and five deep at Goody Goody. That's the 1.75 bottle. Now, it's a rarity to find one 750 ml.

Same goes for all varieties of Wellers.
Posted by: Sam Adams


Who were the distillers who's warehouses collapsed this past spring?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (Jk+3L)

Bartons 1792?

Not a brand I've drunk but folks were still talking about some burbon disaster or other when we were in KY.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:06 PM (bcbK8)

398 I met Hubert Humphrey when he was VP. He did not impress me or my fellow fifth graders.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 03:06 PM (yRAFu)

399 384 363 @344
Yes, literally.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (pP3Zk)

Seriously?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (B2Hcq)

MUUHHAHAHAHA!!

Posted by: Spooky Things At A Distance at December 02, 2019 03:06 PM (CLteG)

400 How many Bush holdovers did President Valerie Jarrett permit?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 02, 2019 03:06 PM (+fPHo)

As long as they were named James Baker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:06 PM (cEsBM)

401 And, looking through lists of Senators from the 104th Congress, I see Strom Thurmond.

Did I meet Strom Thurmond when I was 10 and I never realized it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:01 PM (q80AH)

Could be - unless you remember him talking about himself in the 3rd person a lot, and then it had to be Bob Dole.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 03:06 PM (Kpl3J)

402 393 @384
Literally.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:05 PM (pP3Zk)

Serious?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 03:06 PM (B2Hcq)

403 So the IG report is going to be another dud. >>hundreds of pages undone by one sentence: "No intent".

What a disaster. Why did Barr wait? Why would the premier investigative agency in the world wait on one man? Just stay home 2020

Posted by: Quilp at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (Fxgkp)

Fuck up outta here with that shit.

Youre looking for Hot Air.

That be down the road just a bit to the left. You cant miss it. Theres a huge "VIP" sign out front.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at December 02, 2019 03:06 PM (mqO5P)

404 >>363 @344

Yes, literally.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:02 PM (pP3Zk)



>>Seriously?

No, colloquially.

Posted by: Kim Foxxxx at December 02, 2019 03:07 PM (bDqIh)

405 @402
Serious.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:07 PM (pP3Zk)

406 392 Did I meet Strom Thurmond when I was 10 and I never realized it?
---
Maybe. I know it wasn't Bob Dole, because Bob Dole wouldn't forget.
Posted by: Bob Dole at December 02, 2019 03:05 PM (sWM8x)

==========

Yeah, I don't think it would have been Dole. Even I wasn't so cloistered that I wouldn't have noticed the guy in the campaign ads was the same guy I sat across from that one time in his office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:07 PM (q80AH)

407 #105 Slo Joe doesn't value his grandson so why should he value his son?

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2019 03:07 PM (dBJR+)

408 My favorite Farside of all time.
Split screen panel
Amputee elephant in phone booth saying "They did what?"
the other screen was an office with elephant foot wastebasket

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 02, 2019 03:07 PM (flINI)

409 #361 TheJamesMadison,

We have Blanton's here.

#368,

We have Four Roses, regular and single barrel small batch.

Posted by: Sam Adams at December 02, 2019 03:08 PM (VDbGO)

410 This James Baker probably did it because he kneaded the dough.



That's the yeast of his worries.



Where's the proof, huh?



******



He turned it up to leaventy!!!!


He's a crusty fella.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:08 PM (rZgGg)

411 407 #105 Slo Joe doesn't value his grandson so why should he value his son?
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2019 03:07 PM (dBJR+)

The same reason you get ant legs stapled to your wrinkled old pate:

Vanity.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 03:08 PM (AURKQ)

412 How many of these bakers did Paige shack up with? Just curious...

Posted by: Inogame at December 02, 2019 03:08 PM (1TU21)

413 407 #105 Slo Joe doesn't value his grandson so why should he value his son?
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2019 03:07 PM (dBJR+)

The Biden name?

Maybe he's brand-loyal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:08 PM (bcbK8)

414 I wonder if it might have been Ted Stevens...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:08 PM (q80AH)

415 Top PA official: Jerusalem is ours and will only be Islamic-Christian

Oh OK, but first I suggest you retake it from my cold dead hands. How about them Apples?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:08 PM (cEsBM)

416 Something will happen when it happens, if it happens, maybe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) keeps muttering Serenity Now. at December 02, 2019 03:08 PM (Ot/7Z)

417 >>>And, looking through lists of Senators from the 104th Congress, I see Strom Thurmond.<<<

Strom has been in every congress since the First Continental Congress.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 03:09 PM (2Mnv1)

418 Yeah, I don't think it would have been Dole. Even I wasn't so cloistered that I wouldn't have noticed the guy in the campaign ads was the same guy I sat across from that one time in his office.
---
Did he talk like Foghorn Leghorn?

Posted by: Howell Heflin at December 02, 2019 03:09 PM (sWM8x)

419 402 393 @384
Literally.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:05 PM (pP3Zk)

Serious?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 03:06 PM (B2Hcq)

COLD STEEL STARE SERIOUS, MAN

Posted by: Spooky Things At A Distance at December 02, 2019 03:09 PM (CLteG)

420 412 How many of these bakers did Paige shack up with? Just curious...
Posted by: Inogame at December 02, 2019 03:08 PM (1TU21)

...

Please. We call it Team Building now.

Posted by: FBI at December 02, 2019 03:09 PM (yL25O)

421 How many of these bakers did Paige shack up with? Just curious...


How many ya got?

Posted by: Lisa Page at December 02, 2019 03:09 PM (Ot/7Z)

422 I'm looking up Strom Thurmond and I just discovered that there's a version of Wikipedia in freakin' Scots!


https://sco.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strom_Thurmond

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 03:09 PM (DX5KL)

423 >>@402
Serious.

Why are you dragging me into this?

Posted by: Shirley at December 02, 2019 03:09 PM (bDqIh)

424 415 Top PA official: Jerusalem is ours and will only be Islamic-Christian

Oh OK, but first I suggest you retake it from my cold dead hands. How about them Apples?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:08 PM (cEsBM)

... so they want to move the capital to Harrisburg?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 03:09 PM (AURKQ)

425 I may have to break down and actually reach out to my step-grandmother to find out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:10 PM (q80AH)

426 415 Top PA official: Jerusalem is ours and will only be Islamic-Christian

Oh OK, but first I suggest you retake it from my cold dead hands. How about them Apples?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:08 PM (cEsBM)

*starts warming up some serious Deus Vult memes*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK8)

427 Anyone else getting pop-up ads hawking Mooch's book, "Becoming"? Or am I one of the lucky few?

I got one in an email from Barnes and Noble, offering a deal on an autographed copy.


I think we all know what Mooch meant by xer title, "Becoming."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

428 413 407 #105 Slo Joe doesn't value his grandson so why should he value his son?
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2019 03:07 PM (dBJR+)

The Biden name?

Maybe he's brand-loyal.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:08 PM (bcbK

...

You have my word as a Biden and all that.

Posted by: Joe at December 02, 2019 03:10 PM (yL25O)

429 I may have to break down and actually reach out to my step-grandmother to find out.


Will she admit to Strom having his way with her?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2019 03:10 PM (Ot/7Z)

430 Now that I see his picture, I have a suspicion it was Jesse Helms.

That just feels right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:10 PM (q80AH)

431 421 How many of these bakers did Paige shack up with? Just curious...


How many ya got?
Posted by: Lisa Page at December 02, 2019 03:09 PM (Ot/7Z)

Leave a few for me, slut.

Posted by: Katie Hill at December 02, 2019 03:11 PM (+imMG)

432 427 Anyone else getting pop-up ads hawking Mooch's book, "Becoming"? Or am I one of the lucky few?

I got one in an email from Barnes and Noble, offering a deal on an autographed copy.


I think we all know what Mooch meant by xer title, "Becoming."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 03:10 PM (ptqGC)

...

Transitioning was just too on the nose?

Posted by: Joe at December 02, 2019 03:11 PM (yL25O)

433 The Baker Cloning Machine is located next to Bush's Weather Machine and Romney's Cancer Ray Gun.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:11 PM (rZgGg)

434 398 I met Hubert Humphrey when he was VP. He did not impress me or my fellow fifth graders.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 03:06 PM (yRAFu)

Tough crowd.
*adjusts tie*

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:11 PM (ycWCI)

435 My code name: James Baker.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

436 I looked at my watch and it was a quarter to nine,

She looked back at me and said, "Oooh, Jim Baker this sho feels fine.

And we rolled.

Reelin' and Rockin' to the break of dawn.

Posted by: James Baker at December 02, 2019 03:12 PM (q1Pj5)

437 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:07 PM (q80AH)

I don't know if a former long time Democrat would subsequently decorate his office with elephants. Or maybe that's just what a convert would do.

Hope that clears it up for you.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 03:12 PM (ZLlh9)

438 all right, back to work.

Last week at Milliman!

Then, I'm free.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 02, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK8)

439 Elizabeth Warren Says Shell Abolish Electoral College Before Her Second Term

LMAO

Yeah? And how do you propose to do that sweet cheeks?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:12 PM (cEsBM)

440 Considering our penchant for socking, I am surprised we have never done a thread where everyone uses the exact same nic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2019 03:12 PM (ycWCI)

441 427 Anyone else getting pop-up ads hawking Mooch's book, "Becoming"? Or am I one of the lucky few?

That was an ad? It looked like she had something else popping up there.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2019 03:12 PM (+imMG)

442 I get no respect.

*tugs collar*

Posted by: Jim Bakker at December 02, 2019 03:12 PM (Ot/7Z)

443 I'm wondering if the No Malarkey bus has been repainted yet and replaced with something hip and cool. Like the "OK Boomer" bus.


Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 03:12 PM (MxEKc)

444 Will she admit to Strom having his way with her?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2019 03:10 PM (Ot/7Z)


TJM is Strom Thurmon's grandson?

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 02, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)

445 >>Elizabeth Warren Says Shell Abolish Electoral College Before Her Second Term


She will Constitution No More, Forever.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 03:13 PM (MDRBQ)

446 422 I'm looking up Strom Thurmond and I just discovered that there's a version of Wikipedia in freakin' Scots!

https://sco.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strom_Thurmond
Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 03:09 PM (DX5KL)

"Aye, auld yin, wha been in tha gummint fa ages and all, 's boggin', innit?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 03:13 PM (AURKQ)

447 Considering our penchant for socking, I am surprised we have never done a thread where everyone uses the exact same nic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2019 03:12 PM (ycWCI)
+++++++++++++++
I nominate YD for this. His nic is impossible to spell properly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 03:13 PM (I2dne)

448 Elizabeth Warren Says Shell Abolish Electoral College Before Her Second Term


Bwahahahahahahaha
No, wait.
Bwahahahahahahaha

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 03:14 PM (Jk+3L)

449 439 Elizabeth Warren Says Shell Abolish Electoral College Before Her Second Term

So, she's taking over 3/4's of Congress as well as the presidency?

These Marxists think big.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:14 PM (U7qMl)

450 I found a list of everyone my grandfather interviewed for the project.

It's not Helms or Thurmond.

Maybe Mark Hatfield or John Chafee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:14 PM (q80AH)

451 >>Elizabeth Warren Says Shell Abolish Electoral College Before Her Second Term


It's funny because she'd have to do that in order to get a First term.
Why not also announce you'll abolish beauty standards before winning Miss USA?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:15 PM (bDqIh)

452 So, she's taking over 3/4's of Congress as well as the presidency?

These Marxists think big.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:14 PM (U7qMl)

She would need more than that. She would need 2/3rds of the States

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:15 PM (cEsBM)

453 No, I won't comment on the Strom Thurmond thing. I ain't no James Baker.

Posted by: Trent Lott at December 02, 2019 03:15 PM (sWM8x)

454 AFAIK, Strom is the only AG to have sex with a condemned murderess on the way to Death Row.

When I shook his hand at an event he was already ancient but he must have had the kavorka when he was younger.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2019 03:15 PM (Ot/7Z)

455 Wasn't Warren fading anyway under the white hot sun of all of the other candidates charisma?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2019 03:15 PM (ycWCI)

456 "So, she's taking over 3/4's of Congress as well as the presidency?




Posted by: Guy Smiley"

She'll abolish that part too with an executive order.

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 03:15 PM (MxEKc)

457 Top PA official: Jerusalem is ours and will only be Islamic-Christian

Oh lovely, my tax dollars are going to be going to prop up that Hell hole

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 03:16 PM (ZCEU2)

458 So, she's taking over 3/4's of Congress as well as the presidency?

These Marxists think big.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:14 PM (U7qMl)

She would need more than that. She would need 2/3rds of the States
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:15 PM (cEsBM)

Opps 2/3 of the COngress and 3/4 of the States.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 03:16 PM (cEsBM)

459 Best story about Strom Thurmond - in 1943, he reportedly had sex with a convicted woman in the back seat of a limo, while she was being driven to her execution on the electric chair for murder. Well at least he'd been her lover for a long time. (Sue Logue)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)

460 John Iscariot Roberts will be happy to declare the Electoral College a "tax."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 03:16 PM (U7qMl)

461 @439
The same way leftists get their way on pretty much everything, the courts.

The SCOTUS might be a hurdle, might be.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 03:16 PM (pP3Zk)

462 Winding your down James Baker Street
Treason in your head and dead on your feet
Well, another crazy day
You'll plot the night away
And still have nothing


Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 02, 2019 03:16 PM (xIXzz)

463 Wasn't Warren fading anyway under the white hot sun of all of the other candidates charisma?

*Coke Zero through the nose*

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 03:17 PM (rZgGg)

464 457 Was it Governor Tom Wolf or the Republicans in the State Government?

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 03:17 PM (ZCEU2)

465 Thinking of Strom Thurman having sex is a good reason to start getting ready for work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)

466 >>I think we all know what Mooch meant by xer title, "Becoming."

She is transitioning into a great dragon wearing dentures.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 03:17 PM (ZLI7S)

467 I said I was leaving awhile ago..to find a life. Someone tell me to go.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Don't go! I was just going to make Espresso!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 02, 2019 03:17 PM (9YBqo)

468 Wait...Thurmond was on the list.

Chafee
Hatfield
Bill Roth
Strom Thurmond

I met one of 'em. I'm due for some sort of energy company board seat, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 03:17 PM (q80AH)

469 >>Elizabeth Warren Says Shell Abolish Electoral College Before Her Second Term

I can see it now. . . 2024: Warren, President for life!! And when she dies, it will go to one of her kids.

Isn't that always what tyrants do?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:17 PM (bDqIh)

470
Best story about Strom Thurmond - in 1943, he reportedly had sex with a
convicted woman in the back seat of a limo, while she was being driven
to her execution on the electric chair for murder. Well at least he'd
been her lover for a long time. (Sue Logue)

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)


It's now or never, baby!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (q1Pj5)

471 James Baker says 'Nood'

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (BQAo9)

472 Well, everyone admitted that I was the Master of the Filibuster, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Strom Thurmond at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (sWM8x)

473 he reportedly had sex with a convicted woman in the back seat of a limo, while she was being driven to her execution on the electric chair for murder.


*********

A Current Affair?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (m45I2)

474 I said I was leaving awhile ago..to find a life. Someone tell me to go.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Don't go! I was just going to make Espresso!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 02, 2019 03:17 PM (9YBqo)


LOL

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (aS1PU)

475 Best story about Strom Thurmond - in 1943, he reportedly had sex with a convicted woman in the back seat of a limo, while she was being driven to her execution on the electric chair for murder. Well at least he'd been her lover for a long time. (Sue Logue)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)

I'm wondering what she asked for her last meal and how was it phrased?

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (DX5KL)

476 I met Hubert Humphrey when he was VP. He did not impress me or my fellow fifth graders.

***

Compared to the current crop of Dem candidates he was like a combination of George Washington, Jesus and The Emperor of Mankind

Posted by: 18-1 at December 02, 2019 03:18 PM (WdocV)

477 >>Best story about Strom Thurmond - in 1943, he reportedly had sex with a
convicted woman in the back seat of a limo, while she was being driven
to her execution on the electric chair for murder. Well at least he'd
been her lover for a long time. (Sue Logue)

Huh. Strom Thurmond, Last Meal of choice.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)

478 >>Elizabeth Warren Says Shell Abolish Electoral College Before Her Second Term
..........

I'll allow it.

Posted by: Judge Kalikimaka at December 02, 2019 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

479 Considering our penchant for socking, I am surprised we have never done a thread where everyone uses the exact same nic.

There was the time everyone modified their nic to include a particular name. It may have been "Brian".

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (xIXzz)

480 I had a fish once named Eric

Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2019 03:23 PM (ZCEU2)

481 Burisma is seared into my brain

Posted by: SMOD at December 02, 2019 03:24 PM (O98j8)

482 I can't believe no one has yet mentioned the nickname "Sperm" Thurmond, acquired after he married and knocked up Miss America who was like 40 years younger than he was.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 02, 2019 03:28 PM (jK8Z7)

483 I remember the good ole days when the media worked to uncover government corruption, not it appears they've joined the deep state to protect corrupt demorats in government. There has to be consequences for the corrupt media, like going to jail via colluding with corrupt snivel servants.

Posted by: Rose at December 02, 2019 06:45 PM (f/Wek)

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