"Moderate" Pete Buttgag Nods In Agreement to Assertion That Illegal Aliens Are Just "Reclaiming Stolen Lands"

So moderate.

Can't wait for the Bulwark to endorse him.

Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg nodded in agreement with leftist reverend William Barber on Sunday as Barber suggested that migrants who were illegally entering the United States were reclaiming land that the United States stole from Mexico.

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"And we need to talk about that -- and shouldn't we have some conversation whenever people say, we call people 'illegal aliens' and all these things that are not human, are certainly not Christian," Barber continued. "Why can't we just own in America that some of the people that are trying to come from Mexico here are coming back to land we stole, and the reason we took the land is because people wanted to keep their slaves?"


Buttigieg nodded in agreement as Barber made his remarks.

Oh -- bonus for claiming we "stole Mexican land" in order to keep blacks as slaves.

Not sure how those dots get connected, but he probably earned some goodwill from his base.

And by "his base," I mean his zealous promoter Seth Mandel, a champion liberal Twitter virtue-signaler and alleged "conservative" editor at the C***shed II, who just can't say enough good things about Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:11 PM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM (cF8AT)

2 Butthole.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 01:12 PM (RU4sa)

3 Leftists love to hate.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 02, 2019 01:12 PM (ADat4)

4 What an idiot. We annexed Texas to expand slavery. We fought Mexico to retain all of Texas and for Californ-eye-eh!

Posted by: G at December 02, 2019 01:12 PM (Y08Vx)

5 th

Posted by: Priapism at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (2cfUo)

6 Hmmm...seems like we settled that some time aago and it was unpleasant for Mexico. Do we need to revisit that?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (i0ykY)

7 What denomination is the good.reverend?

Posted by: Regular joe at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (6/uwW)

8 his zealous promoter Seth Mandel, a "conservative" editor and champion liberal virtue-signaler at the C***shed II

The Cockshed?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 01:14 PM (NWiLs)

9 Buttigieg nodded in agreement as Barber made his remarks.


Like a bobble head doll on the car dashboard....

Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 01:14 PM (cF8AT)

10 he needs to reclaim his ability to fart audibly

Posted by: Priapism at December 02, 2019 01:14 PM (2cfUo)

11 Why do you suppose he goes by Pete, instead of buttplug? I thought buttplug was a proud Maltese name or something.

Posted by: Drc at December 02, 2019 01:14 PM (vbaSG)

12 Better than that Bastard Trump who wants to genocide all of them!

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 01:15 PM (2VKiq)

13 The US stole nothing, we had a territorial dispute, we fought a war, we signed a treaty and paid money. And everyone on our side of the boarder became an American citizen.

Fuck these historically illiterate cock suckers.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (pP3Zk)

14 Who stole it from the French.
Who stole it from the Spanish.
Who stole it from the Aztecs.
Who were cutting the hearts out of their enemies.
Who stole it from earlier tribes.
Who killed off the Neanderthals.

So clearly we must genetically engineer Neanderthals back into existence, and give the US back to them!

Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

15 Wait, whose land was it again? I mean, like before the Spaniards stole it.

You know- those guys. The Mexicans' ancestors.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (dB+c3)

16 (I)Oh bonus for claiming we "stole Mexican land" in order to keep blacks as slaves.


I
guess the idiot never heard of the Gadsden Purchase. $50M in gold in the 1800s.

Posted by: Vic at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (mpXpK)

17 Seth will change his tune when he realizes his wife won't be banged by Mayor Pete.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (iw59Q)

18 I feel like land is never "stolen" so much as it is "conquered".

Posted by: Allie at December 02, 2019 01:17 PM (sm6Pk)

19 ¡Reestablish Aztekiistan!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 01:17 PM (m45I2)

20 He also thinks life begins at first breath.

Anyone propping this guy up as a moderate is intentionally lying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:17 PM (q80AH)

21 At least he's acknowledging that the reconquista is in process

Posted by: Mark at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (Ao8wT)

22 15 Wait, whose land was it again? I mean, like before the Spaniards stole it.

You know- those guys. The Mexicans' ancestors.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (dB+c3)

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Didn't it belong to the French for a while?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (q80AH)

23 Meanwhile, Bloomberg News just got their press credentials yanked by the White House for saying they would only investigate the president, not Luttle Mikie or any Democrat.

But you know, Bloomberg will "stand up" to Trump

* awkward silence followed by some measuring gestures with hands*

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (G1tCv)

24 I want my fucking money back.

Posted by: James Monroe at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (AURKQ)

25 Hmmm...seems like we settled that some time aago and it was unpleasant for Mexico. Do we need to revisit that?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (i0ykY)

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We'll need to find a modern Stockton, Kearny, Doniphan, Taylor, and Scott. Well, we do have the Vindman twins!

Posted by: G at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (Y08Vx)

26 Illegals are reclaiming stolen lands?

Okay, didn't the Apaches "own" the land before the illegals?

What about the Aztecs? Illegals going to repatriate Mexico to those that have Aztec blood?

This is a fun game, hope we can keep playing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 01:19 PM (qC1Sy)

27 Remember the Alamo Bowl.


Roll Tide.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:19 PM (MDRBQ)

28 He's vying for a position as Secretary of Homeland Security in a future Dem Administration.

Posted by: Chilled Surfperch at December 02, 2019 01:19 PM (htJYU)

29 Didn't it belong to the French for a while?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (q80AH)

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barely. The French are needed just to complete the six flags.

Posted by: G at December 02, 2019 01:19 PM (Y08Vx)

30 are coming back to land we stole...,

******

Make Fairfax County Mexican Again!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 01:20 PM (m45I2)

31 Buttgag and his partner, Bob.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 01:20 PM (G1tCv)

32 Seriously, I should have started raising Goats for meat about 20 years ago.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:20 PM (MDRBQ)

33 Is there a bill of sale from us purchasing Mehico? I'ma thinking PDT should show this to Major Buttplug. And show it to La Racistas, too. Maybe that'd shut their stoopid asses up about that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 01:20 PM (HaL55)

34 OMG, mayor Pete is a freakin' Marxist. Are we really falling for this smooth-talking intellectual closet Marxist thing again???

Wasn't one Obama enough for these guys?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:20 PM (bDqIh)

35 14 Who stole it from the French.
Who stole it from the Spanish.
Who stole it from the Aztecs.
Who were cutting the hearts out of their enemies.
Who stole it from earlier tribes.
Who killed off the Neanderthals.

So clearly we must genetically engineer Neanderthals back into existence, and give the US back to them!
Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

/thinks back to a recent First Lady

Or, have we already done so?

Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 01:20 PM (NgKpN)

36 Why can't we just own in America that some of the people that are trying
to come from Mexico here are coming back to land we stole



Why can't we just 'own' in America that these criminal trespassers are here for the free shit?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 01:20 PM (rZgGg)

37 "Why can't we just own in America that some of the people that are trying to come from Mexico here are coming back to land we stole, and the reason we took the land is because people wanted to keep their slaves?"

We can't "own" it because, um, because not one word is true?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (U7qMl)

38 We didn't steal nothing. The Mexicans gave Stephen F. Austin a grant. He settled the swampy coastal land. Asked for some reforms, didn't give it. Then the Mexicans slaughtered over 400 at the Alamo and Goliad. Then Santa Anna thought it would be a good idea to try to slaughter what remained of the Texan army and decided to follow them almost all the way back to the United States. Like Napolean he forgot the first rule of war - don't get ahead of your supply line. Of course, then his army got drunk and lazy and Sam Houston whipped them in 18 minutes. Having failed to win the war of agression that he started, Santa Anna cowered back to Mexico with Texas a free state. The rest is just history.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (sX1BW)

39 Oh -- bonus for claiming we "stole Mexican land"

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Well, the Mexicans stole it from Lizzie Warren's people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (+y/Ru)

40 Give the guy a break. Almost 9,000 people voted for him!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (Dh1wo)

41 He wasn't nodding

He was practicing.

Posted by: jsg at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (J+PZE)

42 Remember the Alamo Bowl.


Roll Tide.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:19 PM (MDRBQ)

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Roll Tide Pods....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (8XRCm)

43 OK, so prove you're genetically identical to the "land bridge" from asia crew. You can then have reparations for stolen land.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (nRWPy)

44
OMG, mayor Pete is a freakin' Marxist. Are we really falling for this smooth-talking intellectual closet Marxist thing again???
Wasn't one Obama enough for these guys?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:20 PM (bDqIh)


No.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (ptqGC)

45 Does Mayor Petey think he's running to be President of Mexico? That would explain a lot...

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (y7DUB)

46 The Picts stole my homeland.

Land is yours if you buy it and can defend it, squat on it and can defend it, or you win it in war and can defend it.

Posted by: Bander's Phone at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (UIfE6)

47 I bet this'll go over well with Black Voters.

Posted by: Chilled Surfperch at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (htJYU)

48 But you know, Bloomberg will "stand up" to Trump

* awkward silence followed by some measuring gestures with hands*
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy


Stand up, Mike!

Oh, you are standing. Never mind.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (vcOmj)

49 Buttigieg is totally ignorant about the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.

The official name of that treaty, signed in 1848, is the Treaty of Peace, Friendship, Limits and Settlement between the United States of America and the Mexican Republic.


Sad.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (u82oZ)

50 Hey, I was only nodding along hoping to get some (un)surprise anal!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (vg8iE)

51 Bunch of Homos.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

52 Taking land as war spoils isn't stealing.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (YslsA)

53 The US stole nothing, we had a territorial dispute,

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Conveniently extrapolating from Texas on to the Pacific. A classic case of kinetic geography.

Posted by: G at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (Y08Vx)

54 At least he's acknowledging that the reconquista is in process

The last 'reconquista' seemed to involve a lot more than just taking land back. It will be an unpleasant affair for all involved.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (i0ykY)

55 Some Pope from way back divided the world in half...half for Spain and half for Portugal.

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (X/Pw5)

56 Don Q:
So clearly we must genetically engineer Neanderthals back into existence, and give the US back to them!

Definitely a 21st century solution to a prehistoric problem.

Posted by: Latemarch at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (IF7/S)

57 There weren't any neanderthals in the Americas.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (nRWPy)

58

Man, I need to quit eating string... be a love and pull that out for me, will you?

No, slower...

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (lHr8/)

59 30 are coming back to land we stole...,

******

Make Fairfax County Mexican Again!
Posted by: Muldoon



It's mostly Central American now. Not too many Mexicans that I've noticed.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (vN4+Q)

60 And once more the difference between the Dem Candidates and Trump. They just don't come across as sincere or truthful. Trump on the other hand, tells it like he sees it. I don't recall him pandering at all during the election.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (KSBDE)

61 14 Who stole it from the French.
Who stole it from the Spanish.
Who stole it from the Aztecs.
Who were cutting the hearts out of their enemies.
Who stole it from earlier tribes.
Who killed off the Neanderthals.

So clearly we must genetically engineer Neanderthals back into existence, and give the US back to them!

Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (NgKpN)

These lands were never Aztec.

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (7nTlT)

62 Oh, FFS. Want to keep us from stealing land? Win the war, dillholes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (Boy/L)

63 Where's WaterCow? He could really troll us well with this subject.

C'mon, horde. Let's throw our support behind WaterCow! You have to admit he is much better than hit-and-run No, or the schizophrenic troll who can't remember its name. Let's make WaterCow the Top Troll for the month!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (ECrgQ)

64 Hmmm...seems like we settled that some time aago and it was unpleasant for Mexico. Do we need to revisit that?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Appears so

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (/QKAt)

65 49 Buttigieg is totally ignorant about the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.

The official name of that treaty, signed in 1848, is the Treaty of Peace, Friendship, Limits and Settlement between the United States of America and the Mexican Republic.


Sad.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (u82oZ)

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Maybe he's referring to Grant's view that the Mexican American War was started immorally and that we shouldn't keep the land we got. Nah...he probably doesn't actually know much of anything about the Mexican American War.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (q80AH)

66 Oh -- bonus for claiming we "stole Mexican land" in order to keep blacks as slaves.


Wait what?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (mf5HN)

67 I suppose if the Left regains power we'll be paying reparations to illegals too.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (wiXsO)

68 Buttigieg is totally ignorant about the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.

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In hindsight, paying for the land that we rightly conquered was a mistake.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (sX1BW)

69 Meanwhile, Bloomberg News just got their press credentials yanked by the White House for saying they would only investigate the president, not Luttle Mikie or any Democrat.

But you know, Bloomberg will "stand up" to Trump

* awkward silence followed by some measuring gestures with hands*
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (G1tCv)


Good. Bloomberg "news" sucks more than Obama on a Saturday night

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (mpeBU)

70 Call me old fashioned, but I'm thinking Pete Butterworth just might be a queer.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (sWM8x)

71 I hope the illegal they assign to sleep in my wifes bed when I am at the reedumacation camps catches as much shit from her as I do!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (JFO2v)

72 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

73 If you elect this ladyboy, I promise to not bomb you next day.

Posted by: Vlad at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

74 Where'd THEY get the lands from?

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

75 We need to revive the old Boston Globe headline about Carter: "More mush from the wimp."

Posted by: Eeyore at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (ZbwAu)

76 Honestly, the smartest thing on that dais is a pair of shoes.

These are the people who want to run your lives because they know what's best for you, folks.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (G1tCv)

77 Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg nodded in agreement with leftist reverend William Barber on Sunday as Barber suggested that migrants who were illegally entering the United States were reclaiming land that the United States stole from Mexico.


#1. It's not stolen if you lose it in a war &
#2. Guatemalans aren't Mexican.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (Jk+3L)

78 OMG, mayor Pete is a freakin' Marxist. Are we really falling for this smooth-talking intellectual closet Marxist thing again???

Wasn't one Obama enough for these guys?
Posted by: Lizzy


You don't own that, and you didn't build it!

Stop being typical white squatters!!

Posted by: Barack Insane Obama Jones at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (vcOmj)

79 Taking land as war spoils isn't stealing.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 02, 2019 01:22 PM (YslsA)

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Nor is taking the nuns at the monastery!

Posted by: VikinG at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (Y08Vx)

80 I think Buttplug was just scared the "reverend" might eat him if he disagreed. Did you see the size of that guy?

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (gmo/4)

81 "And we need to talk about that -- and shouldn't we have some conversation whenever people say, we call people 'illegal aliens' and all these things that are not human, are certainly not Christian," Barber continued.

"Illegal aliens" is out. I guess "wetbacks" is back in?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:24 PM (xCDE6)

82 The Conservative Case for (Insert Democrat)!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 01:24 PM (RD7QR)

83 We don't call the corgis anymore?

Posted by: reason at December 02, 2019 01:24 PM (kZVsz)

84 This land is their land
This land's not your land
From California to the New York islands
From the redwood forests
To the Gulf stream waters
Give it back to the Mexicans!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 01:24 PM (+y/Ru)

85 77 Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg nodded in agreement with leftist reverend William Barber on Sunday as Barber suggested that migrants who were illegally entering the United States were reclaiming land that the United States stole from Mexico.


#1. It's not stolen if you lose it in a war &
#2. Guatemalans aren't Mexican.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (Jk+3L)

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Yeah...most of these illegal immigrants aren't from Mexico.

How about a compromise? We deport every illegal immigrant not from Mexico, since their claims to the land are obviously not valid.

And then we figure out what to do with the Mexicans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:24 PM (q80AH)

86 So by their logic of the morality of conquista and reconquista, the appropriate course of action is to simply press south and take the rest of the hellhole too?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 01:24 PM (AURKQ)

87 I am disappointed. Not being able to work in transgender rights sort of takes away from the power of the Colonial Spaniards are just reclaiming their land argument.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 01:24 PM (NVYyb)

88 Maybe they'll remember to roll tide with 11 players next time.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (I99aF)

89 The original inhabitants of all land north of the Rio Grande were Indians. Why the Progs aren't trying to turn all of Canada and the US into an Indian-run tribal Nirvana, I haven't figured out. They must like Mexicans more than Indians. Bigots!

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (AMIL/)

90 To the victors go the spoils.

You want that land back? Fight me!



Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (gmo/4)

91 The mental acuity of these politicians is just breathtaking in its paucity. And they are a true reflection of their constituents.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (vkS2Z)

92 Reparations for the Reconquista of the Southwest-

forty acres and a gila monster.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (m45I2)

93 Buttgag.

Is that like the ball gag, only for the butt?

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

94 #1. It's not stolen if you lose it in a war &

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AND received compensation for the land - which was mostly dessert.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (sX1BW)

95

They fail to grasp that Civil War 2 will have NO Rules of Engagement...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (lHr8/)

96 Guatemalans aren't Mexican.

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They are "allies". Don't forget the A in LGBTQQA

Posted by: VikinG at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (Y08Vx)

97 Buttigieg is totally ignorant about the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.

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In hindsight, . . . . .
Posted by: SH

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She said "hindsight" while talking about Buttplug.

heh

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (Y4EXg)

98
We stole Illinois from Mexico? ( checks history books)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (mpeBU)

99 If we conquered northern Mexico and gave it back to the Apache, would Democrats cheer?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (NVYyb)

100 So clearly we must genetically engineer Neanderthals back into existence, and give the US back to them!

Posted by: Don Q


According to my ex wife, I am.
And I humbly accept your gift of lands.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (Jk+3L)

101 "Stole"

I don't think that means what they think it means.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (nRWPy)

102 >>Anyone propping this guy up as a moderate is intentionally lying


Yup.
Buttigeig's dad was a Marxist whose favorite book was the Communist Manifesto, and he founded and headed the International Gramsci Society.
Pete was an (Soros-funded) Aspen Institute fellow.
Pete is on the board of the (Ploughshares-funded) Truman Project with people like Susan Rice.
Pete has worked for McKinsey and former Sec. Cohen's Cohen Group.
He is a DC swamp creature, a well-connected progressive.
Do not accept the false narrative that he's just some smart, moderate red state mayor.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (bDqIh)

103 94 #1. It's not stolen if you lose it in a war &

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AND received compensation for the land - which was mostly dessert.
Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (sX1BW)

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Yup. Sopaipillas as far as the eye could see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (q80AH)

104 Guatemalans aren't Mexican.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (Jk+3L)

Nor are Salvadorians.

Posted by: MS-13 at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (htJYU)

105 1 Sponge!
Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM (cF8AT)




.......iloveyou......

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

106 OMG, mayor Pete is a freakin' Marxist. Are we really falling for this smooth-talking intellectual closet Marxist thing again???

Wasn't one Obama enough for these guys?
Posted by: Lizzy


Obama was a black homosexual Marxist. Buttplug is a white homosexual Marxist.

Totally different.

Conclusion: we need to make America a sanctuary country for the virus.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (xCDE6)

107 And I humbly accept your gift of lands.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM

It comes with a hefty property tax bill.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (I99aF)

108 Maybe he's referring to Grant's view that the Mexican American War was started immorally and that we shouldn't keep the land we got. Nah...he probably doesn't actually know much of anything about the Mexican American War.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies


Careful, you are teetering close to talking about that war of unmentionable consequences.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (vcOmj)

109 Why does no one ever bring up the fact that the Spanish (surely some of the people in Mexico have Spanish ancestors) stole that land from the Indians?

Now some of those people protesting and such do have ancestors that were Indians but for the most part those Mestizos are further south.

Those in the northern area of Mexico are mostly Aztecs and Toltecs (I believe).

Further south were the Mayan and other smaller tribes that were only too happy to help the Spanish destroy the Aztecs.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 02, 2019 01:27 PM (cxIsI)

110 Conclusion: we need to make America a sanctuary country for the virus.
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Gifting Party at my place!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at December 02, 2019 01:27 PM (vg8iE)

111 So clearly we must genetically engineer Neanderthals back into existence, and give the US back to them!

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No. Just back to the Mongoloids. California has already started!

Posted by: VikinG at December 02, 2019 01:27 PM (Y08Vx)

112 And then we figure out what to do with the Mexicans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Remember the Alamo and skewer them with bayonets?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:27 PM (Jk+3L)

113 102 >>Anyone propping this guy up as a moderate is intentionally lying


Yup.
Buttigeig's dad was a Marxist whose favorite book was the Communist Manifesto, and he founded and headed the International Gramsci Society.
Pete was an (Soros-funded) Aspen Institute fellow.
Pete is on the board of the (Ploughshares-funded) Truman Project with people like Susan Rice.
Pete has worked for McKinsey and former Sec. Cohen's Cohen Group.
He is a DC swamp creature, a well-connected progressive.
Do not accept the false narrative that he's just some smart, moderate red state mayor.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (bDqIh)

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He needs to lose this race, lose whatever statewide race in Indiana he's going to run in next, and then spend the rest of his life as a consultant to some connected firm.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:27 PM (q80AH)

114 We're going to have to steal the rest of the hot mess if things keep failing in Mexico.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2019 01:27 PM (dBJR+)

115 Oh c'mon. I bet if we paid the right amount the Mexicans would gladly give us a state or two.

Reclaiming lands for what- more marijuana fields and to make more people lives 30% below the poverty line?

Remember the Alamo, assholes.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 01:27 PM (G1tCv)

116 Where do I go to reconquista the money I paid long ago to go to Cozumel? Nice place but the Montezuma's revenge part was horrible.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 01:27 PM (NVYyb)

117 108 Maybe he's referring to Grant's view that the Mexican American War was started immorally and that we shouldn't keep the land we got. Nah...he probably doesn't actually know much of anything about the Mexican American War.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies


Careful, you are teetering close to talking about that war of unmentionable consequences.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (vcOmj)

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The War of 1812?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:27 PM (q80AH)

118 Sup.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 01:27 PM (BQAo9)

119 Do not accept the false narrative that he's just some smart, moderate red state mayor.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (bDqIh)


You left out "failed" red state mayor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:27 PM (xCDE6)

120 Completely ignoring loved ones of people killed by illegals and neighborhoods terrorized by gang members here illegally from South America.

Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (oiNtH)

121 119 Do not accept the false narrative that he's just some smart, moderate red state mayor.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (bDqIh)

You left out "failed" red state mayor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:27 PM (xCDE6)

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He's still mayor. He could turn it around.

Why are you laughing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (q80AH)

122 100 So clearly we must genetically engineer Neanderthals back into existence, and give the US back to them!

Posted by: Don Q


According to my ex wife, I am.
And I humbly accept your gift of lands.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (Jk+3L)

Nope, sorry, not gonna do it.

Yer Ex would just reopen the Divorce and get half of it somehow.

Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (NgKpN)

123 88 Maybe they'll remember to roll tide with 11 players next time.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (I99aF)

I was told there would be no maths.

Posted by: N Saban at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (JFO2v)

124 #114 he needs to be the towel boy in Barry's favorite bathhouse.

Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (dBJR+)

125 Actually, there is a certain consistency. Pete's motto could be Vote Pete and Get Fvcked Up the Ass!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (+y/Ru)

126 Careful, you are teetering close to talking about that war of unmentionable consequences.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (vcOmj)

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The War of 1812?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:27 PM (q80AH)


Any war we won.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (xCDE6)

127 Is that like the ball gag, only for the butt?

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM

It would seem to be an impediment to their "activities" in that configuration, but I'm not claiming to be an expert.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (I99aF)

128 OMG, mayor Pete is a freakin' Marxist.

meh. If I were a card-carrying Marxist I wouldn't trust the current (D) representation. These clowns would willing commit to ANY and EVERY ideology and political philosophy that gets them into power.


They are all suffering from power-withdrawal syndrome and jonesing for another hit of Obama's lazy tyranny.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (rZgGg)

129 Does Mayor Petey think he's running to be President of Mexico? That would explain a lot...
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (y7DUB)


Following the campaign guidelines set up by Beta the HispaMick likely isn't the best idea....

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

130 >>
I think Buttplug was just scared the "reverend" might eat him if he disagreed. Did you see the size of that guy?



Last I read, Pete is polling at **zero** with blacks.
Can you smell the desperation?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (bDqIh)

131 Why does no one ever bring up the fact that the Spanish (surely some of the people in Mexico have Spanish ancestors) stole that land from the Indians?

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Can't speak for others, but for me, its because the Spanish didn't steal anything.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (sX1BW)

132 126 Careful, you are teetering close to talking about that war of unmentionable consequences.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (vcOmj)

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The War of 1812?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:27 PM (q80AH)

Any war we won.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (xCDE6)

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So, the War of 1812, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (q80AH)

133 Illegal Aliens Are Just "Reclaiming Stolen Lands"
________

CORRECT!!! I really have nothing to add.

(Hmm -- Maybe this is why my career has stalled.)

Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (ScWBu)

134 104 Guatemalans aren't Mexican.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (Jk+3L)

Nor are Salvadorians.

Posted by: MS-13 at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (htJYU)

And Mexicans aren't Californian. Hell we might as well say since America is in our name we have dibs on both continents.

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (7nTlT)

135 Leftist: The Native Americans were so wholesome and wonderful because they didn't own anything, considering it belonging to us all!

Also Leftist: White European rapists stole the land from the Native American!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

136 Well, you won't have Steve Bullock to kick around any more.

Posted by: Steve Bullock at December 02, 2019 01:29 PM (sWM8x)

137 Maybe he's referring to Grant's view....

The drunk?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:29 PM (nRWPy)

138 Buttigeig is the flavor of the month since Warren capsized. The base won't like him. America will laugh. DNC should definitely go with Buttigeig.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 02, 2019 01:29 PM (LofuY)

139 He's still mayor. He could turn it around.

Why are you laughing?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (q80AH)


Any time now, sweetheart. South Bend Over is waiting.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:29 PM (xCDE6)

140 Mexicans aren't mexican. Mexicans basically come in three packages: one are full blooded Spanish, two are mixed race Spanish and Indian and third are the full blooded indians.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 01:29 PM (gmo/4)

141 134
And Mexicans aren't Californian. Hell we might as well say since America is in our name we have dibs on both continents.
Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (7nTlT)

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And didn't we grant citizenship to all natives who lived in the territories/states? I mean, it's not like white people moved in, bused all the dark skinned folks south of the border, and then there were only white people in California until the 80s or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:30 PM (q80AH)

142 136 Well, you won't have Steve Bullock to kick around any more.

Never Mind the Bullock?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 01:30 PM (U7qMl)

143 he probably doesn't actually know much of anything about the Mexican American War.

-
It started when the Mexicans torpedoed the Titanic?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 01:30 PM (+y/Ru)

144 Hell we might as well say since America is in our name we have dibs on both continents.

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So basically the Monroe Doctrine?

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 01:30 PM (sX1BW)

145 13 The US stole nothing, we had a territorial dispute, we fought a war, we signed a treaty and paid money. And everyone on our side of the boarder became an American citizen.
_____________________

This.

There were Americans, Indians, and Mexicans living in what is now the U.S. southwest and CA. We fought the Mexicans, and we won. Then we were extra-magnanimous, and negotiated a treaty and paid them millions for the territories that we had already won. Mexico took the money. The Mexicans who were living in what now became part of the U.S. took U.S. citizenship. We kept our part of the bargain.

Now millions of Mexicans who were never in on the deal are coming here -- along with El Salvadorans, Guatemalans, Hondurans, and a shit-load of other people whose ancestors never had any claim whatsoever to the land that is now the U.S., and demanding that we let them stay because we owe them somehow. F*ck no, we don't. We paid what we owed long ago. We owe nothing to no one now, and no foreigner has any "right" to come and live here unless we grant it to them.

Enough with this made-up "history" that never happened. It's bullshit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 01:30 PM (k4dH2)

146
Can't wait for the Bulwark to endorse him.

They'll work out the putting whose head and which ass issue later.

Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2019 01:30 PM (FhXTo)

147 Obama was a half black homosexual Marxist. Buttplug is a white homosexual Marxist.

Totally different.

Conclusion: we need to make America a sanctuary country for the virus.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (xCDE6)


Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

148 Sweetie Peety is just wishing he could get all up in some of that illegal alien Mexican man-ass.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 01:30 PM (G1tCv)

149 "Stole"

I don't think that means what they think it means.



*******

We "stole" land all the way from the Gulf of Mexico to southern California, which is a long fur piece

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 01:30 PM (m45I2)

150 Leftists: Spanish conquerors were monsters who oppressed and robbed the land from the noble and ideal Natives!!!

Also Leftists: Mexicans are the rightful owners of Southeastern USA!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:30 PM (KZzsI)

151 >>He's still mayor. He could turn it around.



Why are you laughing?


Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:30 PM (bDqIh)

152 Illegal Aliens Are Just "Reclaiming Stolen Lands"

Give the lands back to the Aztecs, and let them sort out the Hondurans, Guatamalans, etc. in the old school way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:31 PM (xCDE6)

153 CORRECT!!! I really have nothing to add.

(Hmm -- Maybe this is why my career has stalled.)
Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (ScWBu)
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I think I've spotted the problem: You're probably under the "orangemanbad"' quota.

Maybe if you pump up that quota and toss in a few more spelling errors, you might just take that coveted spot you're lusting for.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 01:31 PM (qC1Sy)

154 OT:

Secret Santa at work.

Theme is "Surprise Me!"

I want to make Otter jokes, but no one will get them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:31 PM (q80AH)

155 Pretty sure Butt-boy is the "catcher."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 01:31 PM (U7qMl)

156 I do always reconquer lands but when I do I make sure they have great welfare programs.

Posted by: Reconquistadoro at December 02, 2019 01:31 PM (JFO2v)

157 Most cultures, when trying to take another's land, have the decency to fight a proper war over it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 01:31 PM (AURKQ)

158 Trump's already at 30+% with AA, run with Buttguy my Dim friends.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2019 01:31 PM (/QKAt)

159 141 134
And Mexicans aren't Californian. Hell we might as well say since America is in our name we have dibs on both continents.
Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (7nTlT)

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And didn't we grant citizenship to all natives who lived in the territories/states? I mean, it's not like white people moved in, bused all the dark skinned folks south of the border, and then there were only white people in California until the 80s or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:30 PM (q80AH)

Yeah, there's no basis to the claim. Not anymore than modern Spain has a right to return to their ancestral lands of California.

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 01:31 PM (7nTlT)

160 Make Fairfax County Mexican Again!--
Done.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 02, 2019 01:32 PM (BQAo9)

161 My space alien relatives built the pyramids south of us, and in Egypt too. We are responsible for all technology thru history. We own all the land and sea, they will return to claim it. Been on vacation for awhile, they have.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 02, 2019 01:32 PM (FbZMM)

162 Gigi's fabulous new advertising program for his last month as a failed mayor is a head scratcher: Bend Over For South Bend!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 01:32 PM (NVYyb)

163 The native americans were extravagantly wealthy in land. Hordes of poor Europeans, many spanish speaking, just came here to help provide for their families.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 02, 2019 01:32 PM (LofuY)

164 You know what Mayor Pete needs? The sex tape to be released!

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

165 Before penning and slaughtering you for meat, we will first finish calculating your back payments in arrears for one million years.
Hail Glorp!

Posted by: Ancient Aliens at December 02, 2019 01:32 PM (rZgGg)

166 And BTW: ain't no way this country will be lead by a guy named Buttgig.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 02, 2019 01:33 PM (cxIsI)

167 Leftist: The Native Americans were so wholesome and wonderful because they didn't own anything



except slaves.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:33 PM (Jk+3L)

168 We paid what we owed long ago. We owe nothing to no one now

Posted by: TrivialPursuer
________

Clearly you don't know how reparations work.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 01:33 PM (ScWBu)

169 I remember taking a poly sci upper level course 17 years ago, and bringing up this issue that Mexico considers the SW stolen lands and are using immigration/invasion their strategy to win back the territory. It's an act of war.

I was called crazy and a conspiracy theorist by the professor and the class.

It's almost as if this is the tactic of the Bolsheviks/Leftists and Neocons when you notice and call out their actions. They call you names like conspiracy theorist or racist or sexist or xenophobic.... and the newest one anti-semitic.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 01:33 PM (frty6)

170 Leftists: Spanish conquerors were monsters who oppressed and robbed the land from the noble and ideal Natives Aztecs!!!

And they're WAY behind on their sacrifices to The Sun God. Start with the Four Retards of the Apocalypse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:33 PM (xCDE6)

171 Some may be missing that Texia under Mexican rule did not permit slavery. They invited white settlement because the whole place was nearly empty, and the Mexicans didn't want the French coming back.

White settlers brought slaves in contravention of Mexican law.

Then Santa Anna threw out the entire Mexican constitution.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:33 PM (3s1Y1)

172 Hell we might as well say since America is in our name we have dibs on both continents.

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So basically the Monroe Doctrine?
Posted by: SH

Having 25K nukes means not having to say your sorry.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2019 01:33 PM (/QKAt)

173 140 Mexicans aren't mexican. Mexicans basically come in three packages: one are full blooded Spanish, two are mixed race Spanish and Indian and third are the full blooded indians.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 01:29 PM (gmo/4)


This. I recall Victor Davis Hanson writing that more than a few of the obviously illegal people he encounters in central California don't speak Spanish. They are full-blood Indians from villages deep in the Mexican boondocks.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 01:33 PM (AMIL/)

174 Great quotes from movies number 32:

Michael Corleone: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.

Posted by: VikinG at December 02, 2019 01:34 PM (Y08Vx)

175 Tony Soprano: "All right, let's take this in the back."

Pasty Parisi: "That's what Vito said!"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 01:34 PM (U7qMl)

176 Get back to me after Manhattan is first returned to the Lenape.

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 01:34 PM (VB3Ik)

177 138 Buttigeig is the flavor of the month since Warren capsized. The base won't like him. America will laugh. DNC should definitely go with Buttigeig.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 02, 2019 01:29 PM (LofuY)

BTW she said you would have 2 year to voluntarily comply with the new wealth tax. THEN WE KEEL YOU!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 01:34 PM (JFO2v)

178 Leftist: The Native Americans were so wholesome and wonderful because they didn't own anything



except slaves.
Posted by: rickb223

And anything they could steal. Their idea of property ownership was "if you can hang on to it"

Until now, then its evil to take anything. From them, at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

179 I'm hoping AOC has something to say on this issue.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 01:34 PM (NVYyb)

180 If Reconquista is valid, then that means Conquista if valid - so they need to STFU until they can take it back the way we took it in the first place.

By storming our capitol with their pissant corrupt army.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 02, 2019 01:34 PM (aJkzG)

181 You know what Mayor Pete needs? The sex tape to be released!
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

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ewwwwww........ whats that sound???

....razor stubble on razor stubble.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

182 It's almost as if this is the tactic of the Bolsheviks/Leftists and Neocons when you notice and call out their actions. They call you names like conspiracy theorist or racist or sexist or xenophobic.... and the newest one anti-semitic.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 01:33 PM (frty6)


Mexican Jews are the worst. Both of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:35 PM (xCDE6)

183 180 If Reconquista is valid, then that means Conquista if valid - so they need to STFU until they can take it back the way we took it in the first place.

By storming our capitol with their pissant corrupt army.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 02, 2019 01:34 PM (aJkzG)

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We should outsource this logic to native Europeans and their migrant neighbors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:35 PM (q80AH)

184 Land is yours if you buy it and can defend it, squat on it and can defend it, or you win it in war and can defend it.
Posted by: Bander's Phone at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM


The deuce, you say!

Posted by: The "Palestinians" at December 02, 2019 01:35 PM (ejd/p)

185 104 Guatemalans aren't Mexican.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:23 PM (Jk+3L)

Nor are Salvadorians.

Posted by: MS-13 at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (htJYU)
.........

But like the Hondurans, all love tortillas.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

186 181 You know what Mayor Pete needs? The sex tape to be released!
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

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ewwwwww........ whats that sound???

....razor stubble on razor stubble.....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

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Well, there is the idea that he's not actually gay and is only using his husband as a beard to advance in politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:35 PM (q80AH)

187 If Reconquista is valid, then that means Conquista if valid - so they need to STFU until they can take it back the way we took it in the first place.

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They seem to be making progress using alt-means.

Posted by: VikinG at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (Y08Vx)

188 Michael Corleone: Luca Brasi held a gun to his head,
and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would
be on the contract.

Posted by: VikinG at December 02, 2019 01:34 PM (Y08Vx)
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Stolen from the life of Frank Sinatra.

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (VB3Ik)

189 Does Mayor Buttplug have any idea about Hispanic views on homosexuality, I wonder?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (xCDE6)

190 So people from El Salvador are reclaiming lands won from Mexico? That's like an Austrian leading Germany trying to reclaim Czechoslovakia.

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (Izzlo)

191 Mexican Jews are the worst. Both of them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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Ola! L'Chaim!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (Y4EXg)

192 The Republic is running out of options...

Posted by: RobinKay at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (uaYXs)

193 182 It's almost as if this is the tactic of the Bolsheviks/Leftists and Neocons when you notice and call out their actions. They call you names like conspiracy theorist or racist or sexist or xenophobic.... and the newest one anti-semitic.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 01:33 PM (frty6)

Mexican Jews are the worst. Both of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:35 PM (xCDE6)

They hate each other too. Something about splitters.

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (7nTlT)

194 Maybe if you pump up that quota and toss in a few more spelling errors, you might just take that coveted spot you're lusting for.

Posted by: blake
________

Thakns, blake!! I have noticed that my spelling has been disconcertingly perfect lately. I'm going to fix that starting right now.

TRUMP MUST BE IMPOEACHED!!!!

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (ScWBu)

195 176 Get back to me after Manhattan is first returned to the Lenape.
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 01:34 PM (VB3Ik)

No take-backsies.

We sold you a useless swamp, and you went and made it worse.

We're happy with the wampum.

Posted by: The Lenape at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (AURKQ)

196 There needs to be a great story about samurai abandoned in Mexico after the Emperor shut off all traffic in and out of Japan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

197 Posted by: MS-13 at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (htJYU)

Fun fact, our own special forces helped in training MS-13 15 or so years ago IICR correctly to combat the cartels. Another op that got way out of hand.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 01:37 PM (frty6)

198 James Taylor might be able to play a role in solving this conflict.

Posted by: John Forbes Kerry, Secretariat to his Majesty the Sun God at December 02, 2019 01:37 PM (NVYyb)

199 OK, I know what my problem is . . .

Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 01:37 PM (ScWBu)

200 #nobuttstuff

Posted by: Billy Bob at December 02, 2019 01:37 PM (Claw6)

201 195 176 Get back to me after Manhattan is first returned to the Lenape.
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 01:34 PM (VB3Ik)

No take-backsies.

We sold you a useless swamp, and you went and made it worse.

We're happy with the wampum.
Posted by: The Lenape at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (AURKQ)

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I had to learn a bit about them writing my George Washington book.

Kind of sad. Caught between two great powers, but the Iroquois were just too fractured to maintain in the face of both France and England hitting each other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:38 PM (q80AH)

202 Well, there is the idea that he's not actually gay and is only using his husband as a beard to advance in politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:35 PM (q80AH)


Totally plausible. Who wouldn't publicly claim to get bopped in the keister to have a minuscule shot at getting buried in the general election?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:38 PM (xCDE6)

203 How many buttsCould a Buttgag gagIf a Buttgag could gag butts?
The answer is all of them.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2019 01:38 PM (wtvvX)

204 "Why can't we just own in America that some of the people that are trying to come from Mexico here are coming back to land we stole..."

You know, I bet if they had a yuuuuge wall to keep the invaders out, they would have been much better off. But, as they say, to the victor goes the spoils.

Posted by: CuChulainn at December 02, 2019 01:38 PM (CT57M)

205 Mexican Jews are the worst. Both of them.

Jexicans, with matzoh balls made from masa harina

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:38 PM (KZzsI)

206 James Taylor might be able to play a role in solving this conflict.

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Ohhhh, Mexico
I've never really been, but I'd sure like to go ...

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 01:38 PM (sX1BW)

207 More people have voted for me than have voted for Mayor Pete, and that's not saying a whole lot.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 02, 2019 01:38 PM (FTlwv)

208 OK, I know what my problem is . . .

Posted by: WaterCow

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Clearly Sir, you are not cut out to be a Senator.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 01:38 PM (Y4EXg)

209 ButtPirate's face looks remarkably like his name - and this is why Trump loves it when the Dems hug up on a dufus like mayor Pete. He's got dumbass written all over his mug.

No one can look at Mayor Petey Wheaty and say "Einstein right there - look out."

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 01:38 PM (32YRo)

210 Thakns, blake!! I have noticed that my spelling has been disconcertingly perfect lately. I'm going to fix that starting right now.

TRUMP MUST BE IMPOEACHED!!!!
Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (ScWBu)

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Oh, and ditch words like "disconcertingly."

It's not that we don't understand those kinds of words, rather, it's that your bosses might think you're just a bit too smart for your own good. Plus, they hate it when people use words they don't understand.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 01:38 PM (qC1Sy)

211 Posted by: MS-13 at December 02, 2019 01:26 PM (htJYU)

Fun fact, our own special forces helped in training MS-13 15 or so years ago IICR correctly to combat the cartels. Another op that got way out of hand.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 01:37 PM (frty6)

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No. The original Zetas received training from the US, not MS-13. (Though MS-13 did learn their trade in Los Angeles.)

Posted by: VikinG at December 02, 2019 01:39 PM (Y08Vx)

212 So people from El Salvador are reclaiming lands won from Mexico? That's like an Austrian leading Germany trying to reclaim Czechoslovakia.
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (Izzlo)

Pfft! Silly!! Like THAT would ever happen!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 01:39 PM (ECrgQ)

213 190 So people from El Salvador are reclaiming lands won from Mexico? That's like an Austrian leading Germany trying to reclaim Czechoslovakia.
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (Izzlo)

Sounds, vaguely familiar?

Posted by: Poland at December 02, 2019 01:39 PM (NgKpN)

214
ewwwwww........ whats that sound???

....razor stubble on razor stubble.....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:35 PM (8XRCm)


Sounds like a 5 year old walking down the hall wearing corduroy pants.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

215 Mexico is the back door to America, and my natural area of expertise

Posted by: Mayor Gigi Buttplug at December 02, 2019 01:39 PM (NVYyb)

216 196 There needs to be a great story about samurai abandoned in Mexico after the Emperor shut off all traffic in and out of Japan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

The Siesta Samurai

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 01:39 PM (JFO2v)

217 154 OT:

Secret Santa at work.

Theme is "Surprise Me!"

I want to make Otter jokes, but no one will get them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies


I do hope you're planning on getting sea otter onesies for the little madisons.

sooooo cute!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2019 01:39 PM (d7Ww2)

218 Mexican Jews are the worst. Both of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:35 PM (xCDE6)

They hate each other too. Something about splitters.
Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM

...

Plus aren't they married to each other?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:39 PM (3s1Y1)

219 Yeah its odd, Pete Buttgag looks pretty much exactly how you'd expect him to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:39 PM (KZzsI)

220 There needs to be a great story about samurai abandoned in Mexico after the Emperor shut off all traffic in and out of Japan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)


*SQUIRT*

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 02, 2019 01:40 PM (wCmLp)

221 220 There needs to be a great story about samurai abandoned in Mexico after the Emperor shut off all traffic in and out of Japan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

*SQUIRT*
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 02, 2019 01:40 PM (wCmLp)

==========

Just find space for naked lady feet. Preferably a bit dirty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:40 PM (q80AH)

222 Border? What border?

Posted by: Mx. Beto O'Rourke at December 02, 2019 01:40 PM (NVYyb)

223 Mexico has reclaimed California. Mexican style one party corruption is in control of government. Control of communities is subcontracted by government out to local gangs who's reach can become regional.
Yup. We should be hearing "54-40 or fight" type slogans soon.
Reconquista, suckers!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 02, 2019 01:41 PM (e1mEI)

224 Most cultures, when trying to take another's land, have the decency to fight a proper war over it.

Why bother with all that time and effort when you can just walk right in and start demanding services like you already own the place? And with Progressives in charge, they won't lift a finger to even try to stop you because they think you'll vote for them even though you're not a citizen of the US.
#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 01:41 PM (HaL55)

225 OT:

Secret Santa at work.

Theme is "Surprise Me!"

I want to make Otter jokes, but no one will get them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:31 PM (q80AH)

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Give a box of random office stuff. Pens, dry-erase markers, binder clips, and a stack of post-it's. On the top post-it, write SUPPLIES!

Posted by: reason at December 02, 2019 01:41 PM (kZVsz)

226 These liberals are free to give back their own lands. It is the Christmas season.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 01:41 PM (sX1BW)

227 By storming our capitol with their pissant corrupt army.

Posted by: DamnedYankee


Careful, that might be a good thing.

Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2019 01:41 PM (FhXTo)

228 Why are you all so jealous of Mayor Pete's good looks?

Posted by: Alfred E. Neuman at December 02, 2019 01:41 PM (sWM8x)

229 The meme conservation and efficiency plan ... merge memes to make them more powerful and concise.


Slavery and stolen lands ... merge them into ... "we stole the land from Mexicans so we could keep the slaves from Africa".

other such combined memes ... "We whites (that escaped being cannon fodder in Germany) must pay the newly imported (former slave owner/seller) blacks from Africa reparations".

Obama/Warren had history as slave owners, yet advocate for reparations based on skin color (Squaw Warren needs her piece of reparations as a Native American). Only the meme matters, not the background reality. The more twisted and nonsensical the better ... since dot connecting becomes ever more chaotic. Denying the meme just reveals the racist hate in the (white Trump voter) man. (they loudly claim).

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 01:41 PM (Cus5s)

230 Since the drug cartels control at least 40% of Mexico, the Mexican drug lords should get their share of US territory (minus the US acreage they already control, of course).

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2019 01:41 PM (Pqytn)

231 This. I recall Victor Davis Hanson writing that more than a few of the obviously illegal people he encounters in central California don't speak Spanish. They are full-blood Indians from villages deep in the Mexican boondocks.
Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 01:33 PM (AMIL/)


They only speak C+.

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:41 PM (xCDE6)

232 Well, I wish them luck "taking it back". In that swath of land we have at least Fort Hood, home of III Corps, 1st Cav and 1st Armored. I think there even an artillery brigade.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 01:41 PM (G1tCv)

233 As I pointed out on Twitter, he's just another damned Bourgeoisieshevik. He believes that everyone else's properties and rights-to-make-a-living are up for discussion, EXCEPT for his own. Maybe he'll get a lakeside Dacha next to Bernie's.

Bourgeoisieshevik.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Posing as Jimmy Hoffa Back From Vacation at December 02, 2019 01:42 PM (dwojT)

234

I love it when my husband puts on a Putin mask, blackfaces it, and pounds me dry!

Can't wait to be President!

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at December 02, 2019 01:42 PM (lHr8/)

235 Mexico lost the land because they didn't populate it.

Texas was settled by Anglos from the US, because Mexico put in place tax policies encouraging settlement and their own people failed to take advantage and settle the wild frontier.

Even CA was being illegally settled by Anglos from the US, after Texas became a republic. Northern CA was dominated by Anglo settlers, who became the most powerful army in CA when the Mex-Am War began.

The largest population center in the land Mexico lost in that war was Santa Fe, around 40k people. Other than that you had smaller populations in San Diego, LA, and San Fran. Essentially, Mexico failed to populate the land.

If their ancestors had settled the land back in the day it would be theirs now. And it would suffer grinding poverty, cartels, and the like.

Posted by: DonS at December 02, 2019 01:42 PM (XS+uw)

236 226 These liberals are free to give back their own lands. It is the Christmas season.
Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 01:41 PM (sX1BW)

=========

Also free to stop flying, using the Internet, and driving to save Gaia.

Also free to sign over every extra penny in income to the federal government to increase their tax burden.

Also free to go into the inner city and take guns away from gang bangers on their own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:42 PM (q80AH)

237 182 It's almost as if this is the tactic of the Bolsheviks/Leftists and Neocons when you notice and call out their actions. They call you names like conspiracy theorist or racist or sexist or xenophobic.... and the newest one anti-semitic.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 01:33 PM (frty6)

Mexican Jews are the worst. Both of them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:35 PM (xCDE6)

The thing is i brought in all kinds of photographic and documentation about their strategy to retake the SW USA, and I presented it in class. Still called a conspiracy theorist.

We live in interesting times when you can bring in literal government plans, written and spoken words, and photographic evidence of the invasion... and be gaslit as a conspiracy theorist when you present proof from the sources. And that was 17 years ago.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 01:43 PM (1dH2d)

238 Hmmm. Sombrero or yarmulke today?

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

239 Can we offer Seth Mandel as an Aztec human sacrifice?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 01:43 PM (G1tCv)

240 On second thought... if we let Mexico get Californa back and we all call it even...

Will we be able to win both in the popular vote and the electoral college?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Posing as Jimmy Hoffa Back From Vacation at December 02, 2019 01:43 PM (dwojT)

241 234




I love it when my husband puts on a Putin mask, blackfaces it, and pounds me dry!



Can't wait to be President!

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at December 02, 2019 01:42 PM (lHr8/)

Go on........

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 02, 2019 01:43 PM (N39Ws)

242 Bought and paid for is now stolen. Let's not forget the millions of murdered, raped and enslaved indigenous peoples the Spanish bulldozed before whitey even set foot on shore. Oh sorry, by Spanish I meant "white hispanics," must be where ol' murdering Zimmerman got his self-defense entitlement.

Posted by: P_Ang at December 02, 2019 01:43 PM (FGPDC)

243 I haven't been focused lately. My apologies to Ace (Welcome back, by the way) and to the co-bloggers and commenters. I havent been using the right name all the time. As a result, you all get confused and the higher-ups at the office aren't giving the credit I deserve.

Well, I'm going to turn a new leaf and call you all Nazis and start focusing. You deserve to be properly browbeaten into a socialist paradise -- and insulted, too -- I've been quite lazy with the insults -- sorry for that as well.

I'm going to get my act togheter and start trolling fresh tonight.

And forget Influencer -- I'm shooting for Opinion Leader!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 01:43 PM (ScWBu)

244 Good afternoon.

Am I the only one that thinks Buttplug looks like a chipmunk?

Posted by: Robert, Responsible Adult, Appreciator Of Legs, Thighs And Buttocks at December 02, 2019 01:43 PM (DX5KL)

245 moderation in all things

except

mish grabbin'
patriotism
freedom
press defenestration
destruction of deep state/rino/libtard matrix
MAGA

Posted by: a modest proposal at December 02, 2019 01:44 PM (RhO9s)

246 Oy, oy, oy-oy....

Canta, y no kvetschen

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 01:44 PM (AURKQ)

247 OT but this is news being reported in corporate gay land, that Youtube, muh private business, has deleted 300 trump election ads?

This is collusion to hack our democracy for purely personal political gain! We need a Weissmann to put them under oath!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 02, 2019 01:44 PM (FEQY4)

248

Don't put bulldog clips in your butt, they're hell to get out...

Posted by: Supplies Anal Otter at December 02, 2019 01:44 PM (lHr8/)

249 And forget Influencer -- I'm shooting for Opinion Leader!!!!
Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 01:43 PM (ScWBu)
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You plan to write for "The Bulwark?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 01:44 PM (qC1Sy)

250 So people from El Salvador are reclaiming lands won from Mexico?

"Who can tell these little brown people apart anyway?"
--Leftist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

251 190 So people from El Salvador are reclaiming lands won from Mexico? That's like an Austrian leading Germany trying to reclaim Czechoslovakia.
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (Izzlo)


Next up: Eskimos reclaiming Asia.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:45 PM (xCDE6)

252 >>Last I read, Pete is polling at **zero** with blacks.
Can you smell the desperation?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:28 PM (bDqIh)

I can, and it's icky.

Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2019 01:45 PM (QE8X6)

253 #221220 There needs to be a great story about samurai abandoned in Mexico
after the Emperor shut off all traffic in and out of Japan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)



*SQUIRT*

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 02, 2019 01:40 PM (wCmLp)



==========



Just find space for naked lady feet. Preferably a bit dirty.==============================
"Tequila Banzai"

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2019 01:45 PM (Pqytn)

254 So lets see their ancestors written, official title to these stolen lands they claim ownership to. You known, he way it has been done in the civilized world since the Romans.


Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 01:45 PM (MxEKc)

255 There needs to be a great story about samurai abandoned in Mexico after the Emperor shut off all traffic in and out of Japan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

The most original idea for a film I've heard in a long time. You should run with this.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 01:45 PM (frty6)

256 More "we" s**t.
Those who don't understand human history are destined to scold those of us who do.

Posted by: klaftern at December 02, 2019 01:45 PM (RuIsu)

257 And by "his base," I mean his zealous promoter Seth Mandel, ...

I think you are forgetting Drudge, who would gladly suck some Saint Buttplug dick for a nickel.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2019 01:45 PM (Z4rgH)

258 Mexico lost the land because they didn't populate it.

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"Gobernar es poblar."

-- Juan Bautista Alberti

Posted by: VikinG at December 02, 2019 01:45 PM (Y08Vx)

259 School shooting in Milwaukee area. Good cop with a gun, on site, took out the perp. No injuries, except the perp. Guess it wasn't a gun free zone.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 02, 2019 01:46 PM (7ZQe3)

260 It is going to be great watching the Democrat party sacrafice the black vote for the LGBTAQUVC vote and then excommunicate them from their party.

Maybe that was Anthony Kennedy's plan all along.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 01:46 PM (sX1BW)

261 This idiots 'base' is represented by 20% of the people in South Bend. Most people know he is a joke but could care less because South Bend (read 'Notre Dame Footbal') is not Indiana. lolgf

I would wager that support for illegal aliens in South Bend is even lower than 20%.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 02, 2019 01:46 PM (Vy7tf)

262
154
OT:



Secret Santa at work.



Theme is "Surprise Me!"



I want to make Otter jokes, but no one will get them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:31 PM (q80AH)

Coloring book at Amazon. Check it out.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/scrry3k

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 02, 2019 01:46 PM (N39Ws)

263 "Jexicans, with matzoh balls made from masa harina
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:38 PM"

Matza harina?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2019 01:47 PM (ejd/p)

264 253 #221220 There needs to be a great story about samurai abandoned in Mexico after the Emperor shut off all traffic in and out of Japan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

Samurai Joaquin?

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 01:47 PM (Kpl3J)

265 Good afternoon.

Am I the only one that thinks Buttplug looks like a chipmunk?
Posted by: Robert, Responsible Adult, Appreciator Of Legs, Thighs And Buttocks at December 02, 2019 01:43 PM (DX5KL)


Chipmunks used to eat the vegetables in my mom's garden when I was a yute. She permitted me to shoot them.

I even made some stuff from my chemistry set called "rotten egg" and poured it in one of there escape holes in the ground.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

266 244 Good afternoon.

Am I the only one that thinks Buttplug looks like a chipmunk?
Posted by: Robert

---

There's no doubt his cheeks have been packed.

Many times.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (Y4EXg)

267 There needs to be a great story about samurai abandoned in Mexico after the Emperor shut off all traffic in and out of Japan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


Suggested title -- Kung Fu-cked

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (Z4rgH)

268 Also free to stop flying, using the Internet, and driving to save Gaia.

Also free to sign over every extra penny in income to the federal government to increase their tax burden.

Also free to go into the inner city and take guns away from gang bangers on their own.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:42 PM (q80AH)


And to draft St. Greta of Cabbage Patch for President.

And a cross-eyed mentally ill Scandi schoolgirl shall lead them ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (xCDE6)

269 11 Why do you suppose he goes by Pete, instead of buttplug?

Breath. Pete Breath. Double naught spy, licensed to Bi.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (Vy7tf)

270 Yeah its odd, Pete Buttgag looks pretty much exactly how you'd expect him to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

His driver's license doesn't even have his name on it, just his picture so when gets pulled over the cops they can go "oh yeah, you're driving to fast, Mr. Dumbass." and be correct both times.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (32YRo)

271
Mexico is fighting a brilliant rearguard action, penetrating us from the rear by surprise while feigning flight!

My Administration will be behind our spicy Latin brothers 100%!

Posted by: Buttzkrieg 2020 at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (AzW6q)

272
MEXICAN WORD OF THE DAY....MEXICAN JEWS


Si! I cannot find ANY Mexican Jews and I look EVERYWHERE , amigo.

I find Orange Jews, Appple Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but no Mexican Jews....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

273 Hmmmm, I can't figure out why there are so many of them here, must be the Gulf of Mexico.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (qZdIZ)

274 Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 01:43 PM (ScWBu)
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That's the spirit!! I feel worse about myself already!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (ECrgQ)

275 Am I the only one that thinks Buttplug looks like a chipmunk?
Posted by: Robert, Responsible Adult, Appreciator Of Legs, Thighs And Buttocks at December 02, 2019 01:43 PM (DX5KL)


I even made some stuff from my chemistry set called "rotten egg" and poured it in one of there escape holes in the ground.

---------------

Ok - now you are just trolling us.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (sX1BW)

276 Maybe Sweety Peety can "rub the hairs" on Sleepy Joe Biden's legs.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (G1tCv)

277 There's no doubt his cheeks have been packed.

Many times.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (Y4EXg)


Which cheeks are we talking about here?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (xCDE6)

278 water cow . . .

Everybody s got a water buffalo
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Oh, where d we get them? I don t know
But everybody s got a water buffalo -oooooooooh
I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor
Oh, everybody's got a . . .

Posted by: a modest proposal at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (g252U)

279 Am I the only one that thinks Buttplug looks like a chipmunk?

-----

Someone will need to see how he moves on all fours.

Posted by: VikinG at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (Y08Vx)

280 There needs to be a great story about samurai abandoned in Mexico after the Emperor shut off all traffic in and out of Japan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

Which Emperor, the Mexican one or the Japanese one?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (htJYU)

281 they can file a claim on their title insurance policy and be made whole, assuming their claims aren't bullshit, which they are.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (nFwvY)

282 "Last I read, Pete is polling at **zero** with blacks.


Posted by: Lizz"

Time to pull out a bottle of hot sauce from his man-purse.

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 01:49 PM (MxEKc)

283 255 There needs to be a great story about samurai abandoned in Mexico after the Emperor shut off all traffic in and out of Japan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

The most original idea for a film I've heard in a long time. You should run with this.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 01:45 PM (frty6)

===========

I was reading The Samurai by Shusaku Endo, which touches on it, when I came upon the idea.

I've always thought of it in a different direction than Endo. Instead of the perceptive and emotionally devastating look at a man who loses his land and religion in the face of his trip to Catholic Mexico, I was thinking a group of samurai fight for a Mexican warlord. With cool fights.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:49 PM (q80AH)

284 Stole the lands? Don't we have the receipt / bill of sale somewhere in the National Archives?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 01:49 PM (q1Pj5)

285
Coloring book at Amazon. Check it out.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/scrry3k
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 02, 2019 01:46 PM (N39Ws)

========

I may have to get that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:49 PM (q80AH)

286 Coloring book at Amazon. Check it out.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/scrry3k
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 02, 2019 01:46 PM (N39Ws)


Co-worker sent a bottle of reasonably expensive scotch to another co-worker in South Africa as a Thank You for work done. On the card, he had them write 'ENJOY, you cunt' thinking it would be packaged in some way, forcing him to open it.

It wasn't......

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

287 Make it a musical

Seven La Novia for Seven Samurai.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 01:50 PM (JFO2v)

288 You haven't lived until you've have some Sangria made with Maneschewitz and Slivovitz.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 01:50 PM (oZ6kz)

289 buttplug looks exactly how you think he would. he just needs some festive lighting.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 01:50 PM (KP5rU)

290 11 Why do you suppose he goes by Pete, instead of buttplug?

He has a "husband," so he should go by "Mrs. Buttplug."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:50 PM (xCDE6)

291
There needs to be a great story about samurai abandoned in Mexico after the Emperor shut off all traffic in and out of Japan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

The most original idea for a film I've heard in a long time. You should run with this.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 01:45 PM (frty6)







Not the same story, but the samurai-in-The West thing is a central theme in the Charles Bronson/Toshiro Mifune vehicle Red Sun. Which I really need to see again, it's been about 20 years or so.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 01:50 PM (kw0bd)

292 The "Dirty" Truth @AKA_RealDirty
21s
Sun Tzu wrote that chaos leads to opportunity and that's surley what happens with @realDonaldTrump. @DougWead came out of the White House thinking every move President Trump makes is calculated.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 01:50 PM (BqBId)

293 I've always thought of it in a different direction than Endo. Instead of the perceptive and emotionally devastating look at a man who loses his land and religion in the face of his trip to Catholic Mexico, I was thinking a group of samurai fight for a Mexican warlord. With cool fights.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:49 PM (q80AH)

maybe there could be 7 of them, and they fight to protect this small village from a bunch of bandits...

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 01:50 PM (Kpl3J)

294 280 There needs to be a great story about samurai abandoned in Mexico after the Emperor shut off all traffic in and out of Japan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

Which Emperor, the Mexican one or the Japanese one?
Posted by: Surfperch at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (htJYU)

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Japanese. He turned on a time one year and completely shut the country off, leaving a bunch of Japanese stranded around the world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:50 PM (q80AH)

295 I find Orange Jews, Appple Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but no Mexican Jews....
Posted by: fixerupper


*honk honk*
--Harpo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:51 PM (KZzsI)

296 >>Am I the only one that thinks Buttplug looks like a chipmunk?


Angry elf

Sanpaku eyes

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:51 PM (bDqIh)

297 let's help the real native Indians of Mexico defeat their white cartel boss oppressors ... drones and A10 Warthogs could quickly/judiciously even the score against the drug cartel's hideouts.


Every time the cartels kill Americans, we take out four more cartel encampments ... a twofer ... payback for killing Americans, payback for the White Spanish oppressor stealing Mexico from the lovable Aztecs and other tribes. And we could give the cartel owned land back to illegals that have "escaped" to the USA ... get back Jojo, get back to where you once belonged.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 01:51 PM (Cus5s)

298 I've always thought of it in a different direction than Endo. Instead of the perceptive and emotionally devastating look at a man who loses his land and religion in the face of his trip to Catholic Mexico, I was thinking a group of samurai fight for a Mexican warlord. With cool fights.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:49 PM (q80AH)

ANd of course an Evil Castillian Arch Nemesis, the Alcalde.

Epic Kenjutsu vs Spanish style Rapier fights!

And then, he runs into Zorro of course.

Posted by: Poland at December 02, 2019 01:51 PM (NgKpN)

299 Years ago I sat next to a big Indian in a bar in Taos NM.

Big brave to me: "You stole my land."

Me: "I don't even own a fucking house."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 01:51 PM (VqhL9)

300 293 I've always thought of it in a different direction than Endo. Instead of the perceptive and emotionally devastating look at a man who loses his land and religion in the face of his trip to Catholic Mexico, I was thinking a group of samurai fight for a Mexican warlord. With cool fights.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:49 PM (q80AH)

maybe there could be 7 of them, and they fight to protect this small village from a bunch of bandits...
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 01:50 PM (Kpl3J)

==========

I think you've stumbled onto something wholly original and never done before. Ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:51 PM (q80AH)

301 ===========

I was reading The Samurai by Shusaku Endo, which touches on it, when I came upon the idea.

I've always thought of it in a different direction than Endo. Instead of the perceptive and emotionally devastating look at a man who loses his land and religion in the face of his trip to Catholic Mexico, I was thinking a group of samurai fight for a Mexican warlord. With cool fights.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at

...

Tom Cruise is interested.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:51 PM (3s1Y1)

302 Time to pull out a bottle of hot sauce from his man-purse.
Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 01:49 PM (MxEKc)


Euphemism?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:52 PM (xCDE6)

303 298
ANd of course an Evil Castillian Arch Nemesis, the Alcalde.

Epic Kenjutsu vs Spanish style Rapier fights!

And then, he runs into Zorro of course.
Posted by: Poland at December 02, 2019 01:51 PM (NgKpN)

=========

Original Zorro? Antonio Banderas Zorro? Female cyberpunk Zorro who can totally kick everyone's ass without breaking a sweat?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:52 PM (q80AH)

304 296
>>Am I the only one that thinks Buttplug looks like a chipmunk?


Angry elf

Sanpaku eyes


Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:51 PM (bDqIh)

Elf on a Shelf.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 01:52 PM (1CjJc)

305 And the premise that they're reclaiming land - is a huge liberal racist tip off.

By implication to Barber the asshole, Salvadorans, Guatemalans, Mexicans, Nicaraguans, etc, etc, etc - are all the same.

He should try, for example, calling a bunch of Salvadorans Mexican, or a bunch of Mexicans Salvadoran.

It's likely the result would be different than if called a bunch of Americans Canadian.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 02, 2019 01:52 PM (aJkzG)

306 It's assclowns for as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 01:52 PM (wo3c/)

307 Big brave to me: "You stole my land."

Me: "I don't even own a fucking house."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 01:51 PM (VqhL9)


You sold it. We fought to keep it.

We won.

You have every opportunity to buy it back, one plot of land at a time.

Get a job, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

308 288 You haven't lived until you've have some Sangria made with Maneschewitz and Slivovitz.

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Mmm, Slivovitz. It's a bit like flavored Kerosene, no?

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 02, 2019 01:53 PM (7ZQe3)

309 Good afternoon.



Am I the only one that thinks Buttplug looks like a chipmunk?

Posted by: Robert, Responsible Adult, Appreciator Of Legs, Thighs And Buttocks at December 02, 2019 01:43 PM (DX5KL)


More like an Otter, cause, you know, surprise anal.


Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 01:53 PM (gmo/4)

310 301 Tom Cruise is interested.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:51 PM (3s1Y1)

==========

He and Leonardo DiCaprio can fight over who gets the white savior role next. Cruise did it in The Last Samurai and DiCaprio did it in Blood Diamond.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:53 PM (q80AH)

311 Jexicans?

Manischewitz mas Fina!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 01:53 PM (U7qMl)

312 Bring Me the Head of Hirono Garcia

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 01:53 PM (m45I2)

313 Red Sun uses the same fight footage so many times you'd think it was an episode of Power Rangers.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 01:53 PM (oZ6kz)

314 Every inch of this planet's land area has been "stolen" by somebody from somebody at some point in the past.

Is Pete Cocksucker willing to give his "moderate" home away to the "indigenous" people his ancestors stole it from?

If not, shut the fuck up and go worry about your prolapsed colon, Ball-Chin.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2019 01:53 PM (fp3O8)

315 >>Theme is "Surprise Me!"


Emett Otter's Jugband Christmas CD is mandatory.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:54 PM (MDRBQ)

316 https://preview.tinyurl.com/scrry3k

I particularly liked the "Eat a Bad of Dicks" coloring book suggest below this - a favorite of Mayor Petey I'm sure

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 01:54 PM (32YRo)

317 As reparations for stealing Mexican lands, I offer the LA/SF corridor and El Paso to Mexico. And declare all residents of those territories to be Mexican citizens.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2019 01:54 PM (dNzKv)

318

IS THIS CHORIZO KOSHER????

WELL, *IS* IT ??????

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

319 *bag*

geez I can't spell

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 01:55 PM (32YRo)

320 We stole it? Shit, I wish they'd done a better job with house construction!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 02, 2019 01:55 PM (aJkzG)

321 294 280 There needs to be a great story about samurai abandoned in Mexico after the Emperor shut off all traffic in and out of Japan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:36 PM (q80AH)

Which Emperor, the Mexican one or the Japanese one?
Posted by: Surfperch at December 02, 2019 01:48 PM (htJYU)

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Japanese. He turned on a time one year and completely shut the country off, leaving a bunch of Japanese stranded around the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:50 PM (q80AH)

Depending on when this happened, the Mexican Ronin could have run ins with the French Foreign Legion, or General Pershing's forces

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 01:55 PM (Izzlo)

322 >>Big brave to me: "You stole my land."

"We raped your women, too."


Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:55 PM (MDRBQ)

323 I've always thought of it in a different direction than Endo. Instead of the perceptive and emotionally devastating look at a man who loses his land and religion in the face of his trip to Catholic Mexico, I was thinking a group of samurai fight for a Mexican warlord. With cool fights.
====
What happens when you bring a sword to a gunfight? Is it dramatic or comedic?

Posted by: film student at December 02, 2019 01:55 PM (hdz19)

324 Mayor Pete is nuclear waste for anything nationwide. Including as VP nominee. He could win the Iowa caucuses but lose the state in a landslide. Black and Hispanic men will stay home, or even vote Trump

And it's not because he's gay. It's because he's a phony swarmy metro gay, who hates anyone religious while he pretends to have faith

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 02, 2019 01:55 PM (PEDnL)

325 Tom Cruise in Last Samurai--worst beard ever?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:56 PM (3s1Y1)

326 Ay Yi Yi Yi Oy Vey!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 01:56 PM (q1Pj5)

327 321 Depending on when this happened, the Mexican Ronin could have run ins with the French Foreign Legion, or General Pershing's forces
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 01:55 PM (Izzlo)

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Started in 1633, so earlier.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:56 PM (q80AH)

328 the fucking Sea People started all this land stealing shit. AFAIK their descendants are the palestinians so take it up with those bums.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 01:56 PM (nFwvY)

329
Big brave to me: "You stole my land."

"We raped your women, too."


Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:55 PM (MDRBQ)

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"Here.... take my blanket. Really.... you can have it".

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

330 We stole it? Shit, I wish they'd done a better job with house construction!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 02, 2019 01:55 PM (aJkzG)


We only stole the parts with roads, dams, and decent construction. We left the Mexicans with the part that is a train wreck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:56 PM (xCDE6)

331 You sold it. We fought to keep it.



We won.



You have every opportunity to buy it back, one plot of land at a time.



Get a job, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

Thanks Sponge!
*packs bag for Taos trip**remembers "big Indian"**grabs bigger Glock*




Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 01:56 PM (VqhL9)

332 >>"Here.... take my blanket. Really.... you can have it".


Hahaha

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:57 PM (MDRBQ)

333 He has a "husband," so he should go by "Mrs. Buttplug." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


he should at least be asked if he is the Mrs. ... and whether one same sex partner role playing as opposite sex -- doesn't kinda negate the idea of a genetic predisposition to same sex partners.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 01:57 PM (Cus5s)

334 Mmm, Slivovitz. It's a bit like flavored Kerosene, no?
====
If Kerosene had a kick to it. . .

Posted by: plum at December 02, 2019 01:57 PM (2kb6n)

335 >>Big brave to me: "You stole my land."


Which casino was yours?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 01:57 PM (1CjJc)

336 And it's not because he's gay.

Why not? That's more than enough reason not to vote for him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:57 PM (xCDE6)

337 Big brave to me: "You stole my land."

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We gave you a bunch of casinos for us to go watch our favorite country artists from the 1980's.

I'd say we are even.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 01:57 PM (sX1BW)

338 Could have Jackie Chan play the Samurai like the geniuses who cast Cannonball Run. "Chinese, Japanese, whatever alla them yella guys look the same to me!"

I guess Jackie was contractually forced to be in that film, which apparently he hated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:57 PM (KZzsI)

339 maybe there could be 7 of them, and they fight to protect this small village from a bunch of bandits...

Posted by: Tom Servo

Or maybe just one whose really good with guns...err swords, and he plays off of two rivals gangs in town to use his services - something like that.

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 01:58 PM (32YRo)

340 Elf on a Shelf.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 02, 2019 01:52 PM (1CjJc)


My daughter loved her Elf on a Shelf.

Please don't ruin the memory.....

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

341 well my day is almost done.
2 flakes and everyone cancels

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 01:58 PM (cEsBM)

342 I find Orange Jews, Appple Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but no Mexican Jews....

Posted by: fixerupper
.........

Tecate in a can?

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 01:58 PM (v0R5T)

343 "Here.... take my blanket. Really.... you can have it".

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:56 PM (8XRCm)


"We raped your women, too."



Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:55 PM (MDRBQ)

Now I'm spitting cawfee on myself you guys.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 01:58 PM (VqhL9)

344
Hey. How come nobody ever whines about Native Americans killing a metric fuck ton of white people by giving them tobacco ??? Huh ???

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

345 Tom Cruise in Last Samurai--worst beard ever?
Posted by: TexasDan



Worst movie ever. Either the Japs learned to speak real good engrish or Cruise learned to speak Japanese toot sweet.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:58 PM (Jk+3L)

346 They really do want to start a shooting war.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 01:58 PM (ZLlh9)

347
Okay, Pete. It's stolen land. Now what are you going to do? Seriously. If you start entertaining claims to land -- and this could be an individual grabbing a house, or the Mexican "people" taking the whole Aztlan thing -- then what are you going to do? Beg them for forbearance? Put your boot on their neck? Kick the can down the road for a future generation to deal with?

Debate question

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (M9ntN)

348 Remember to get the Manischewitz with the worm in the bottle.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (q1Pj5)

349 317 As reparations for stealing Mexican lands, I offer the LA/SF corridor and El Paso to Mexico. And declare all residents of those territories to be Mexican citizens.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 02, 2019 01:54 PM (dNzKv)


And we'll take everything movable with us (except Chevy low-riders), and demolish what we can't move. Seems fair. Let them return to exactly the land they claim was taken from them.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (AMIL/)

350 Just watched the Love American Happy Days pilot.

No Fonzie, No Ralph,different Joanie, different Chuck. But the biggest shocker was that Mister C was played by...Harold Gould. Which gave the Cunningham's a weirdly Jewish patina. The Cunningbergs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (U7qMl)

351 I find Orange Jews, Appple Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but no Mexican Jews....

Posted by: fixerupper

Ah I slept with a mexican Jew

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (cEsBM)

352 Worst movie ever.

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The Irishman.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (sX1BW)

353 Does Mrs. Buttplug cuckold her hubby ?

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (rpxSz)

354 What happens when you bring a sword to a gunfight? Is it dramatic or comedic?

Posted by: film student at December 02, 2019 01:55 PM (hdz19)

=======================It doesn't matter to the octopus.

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (Pqytn)

355 Test

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (cqNba)

356 282 "Last I read, Pete is polling at **zero** with blacks.

Posted by: Lizz"

Time to pull out a bottle of hot sauce from his man-purse.
Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 01:49 PM (MxEKc)

I always walk around with a Magnum Trojan in my wallet!

Posted by: Mrs. Buttplug at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (AURKQ)

357 341 well my day is almost done.
2 flakes and everyone cancels
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 01:58 PM (cEsBM)

We keep hearing it's going to snow. Still not snowing. Bonus is I got to WFH today.

Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (QE8X6)

358 Love American STYLE.

Jeez I can't type today.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (U7qMl)

359 he should at least be asked if he is the Mrs. ... and whether one same sex partner role playing as opposite sex -- doesn't kinda negate the idea of a genetic predisposition to same sex partners.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 01:57 PM (Cus5s)


If the media were honest, they'd ask these questions.

"You have a 'husband'? So ... you're the 'wife?' No? What do you do, use 'rock paper scissors' to decide who plays what role on a given night?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (xCDE6)

360 who hates anyone religious while he pretends to have faith

Yeah that whole "every Christian ever in the history of the world was wrong and I'm right" thing is a bit, I dunno, arrogant?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

361 Hi Horde.

Welcome back, Ace!

How was your wedding?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 02:00 PM (TdMsT)

362 I've made this point here before but I find the argument that the absolute basis for civilization is an enforced framework of property rights.

Could be lords and vassals or communism or individual rights but you need a system or you don't have a civilization.

Therefore I find these arguments that one entitiys claim to ownership is invalid to be an attack at the very root of the tree.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 02:00 PM (3s1Y1)

363 We keep hearing it's going to snow. Still not snowing. Bonus is I got to WFH today.
Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (QE8X6)

snowing here in NJ. Sticking to the parked cars, not so much the street

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 02:00 PM (cEsBM)

364 Worst movie ever.

The Dark Backward. And no, you don't want to see it to find out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

365
The latest in the Graft Hunter Biden Baby Mama saga:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7747647

Graft Hunter's lawyer "withdrew" at a hearing. Whether he quit or was fired, I'm not sure. Graft Hunter was a no-show.

Baby Mama worked as a stripper under the name Dallas. So Hunter Did Dallas.

Posted by: Google at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (NMAzL)

366 "And we need to talk about that -- and shouldn't we have some
conversation whenever people say, we call people 'illegal aliens'...."

What we need to have a national conversation about is that real Mexican food, you know the stuff cooked and eaten by Mexicans in their homes, mostly sucks and is nothing like that eaten by Americans in Mexican restaurants.

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (MxEKc)

367 So the slavery laws in Mexico are more lenient?

Good to know.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (wo3c/)

368 Ay Yi Yi Yi Oy Vey!


Posted by: Count de Monet

ongva on gila monster!

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (32YRo)

369 >>snowing here in NJ. Sticking to the parked cars, not so much the street


That's like 1/3 of a Springsteen song, right there.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (MDRBQ)

370 " 341 well my day is almost done.
2 flakes and everyone cancels
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 01:58 PM (cEsBM"

I claim 'Devil's Dandruff' as my new name for Snow.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (cqNba)

371 Good article from
Mollie Hemingway-

21 Reasons Not to Believe Ford's
Claims Against Kavanaugh:

https://tinyurl.com/scwtwa7

Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (wiXsO)

372 364 Worst movie ever.

The Dark Backward. And no, you don't want to see it to find out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

=====

The Last Movie, Dennis Hopper's follow up to Easy Rider.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (q80AH)

373 I've made this point here before but I find the argument that the absolute basis for civilization is an enforced framework of property rights.

And the basis for prosperity and advancement in civilization is the recognition of internal national sovereignty and borders.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

374 >>snowing here in NJ. Sticking to the parked cars, not so much the street


That's like 1/3 of a Springsteen song, right there.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (MDRBQ)

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Thank you. That comment made my day.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:02 PM (sX1BW)

375 Welcome back, Ace!

How was your wedding?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 02:00 PM (TdMsT)

Holy shit, Ace got married?






So...is he handsome?

I kid, I kid!

Posted by: Robert, Responsible Adult, Appreciator Of Legs, Thighs And Buttocks at December 02, 2019 02:02 PM (DX5KL)

376 snowing here in NJ. Sticking to the parked cars, not so much the street


That's like 1/3 of a Springsteen song, right there.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (MDRBQ)

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".... but baby I would drive all night, in a parked car, just to buy you a pair of shoes".

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 02:02 PM (8XRCm)

377 Ah I slept with a mexican Jew
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (cEsBM)

gefilte tacos are the best

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 02:02 PM (rpxSz)

378
We only stole the parts with roads, dams, and decent construction. We left the Mexicans with the part that is a train wreck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 01:56 PM (xCDE6)
I dunno bout that. I been to Mexico and seen perfectly nice, now rundown highway overpasses used as shitters. And places that were obviously once paved just like a yankee road now beat to shit and filled with potholes that might swallow my F150. And building that were new once a long time ago before they were free hand painted and had holes knocked in em.
Looks to me like for a little while they had civilization.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 02, 2019 02:02 PM (aJkzG)

379 Gerry.

No movie was worse than that piece of shit.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:02 PM (MDRBQ)

380 373 I've made this point here before but I find the argument that the absolute basis for civilization is an enforced framework of property rights.

And the basis for prosperity and advancement in civilization is the recognition of internal national sovereignty and borders.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

The basis for national sovereignty and borders is stabbing and/or shooting.

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 02:03 PM (7nTlT)

381
maybe there could be 7 of them, and they fight to protect this small village from a bunch of bandits...

Posted by: Tom Servo

Or maybe just one whose really good with guns...err swords, and he plays off of two rivals gangs in town to use his services - something like that.
Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 01:58 PM (32YRo)






Or he wanders around the Texas desert with his infant son in a stroller, pursuing the Mexican bandits that killed his wife...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 02:03 PM (kw0bd)

382 354 What happens when you bring a sword to a gunfight? Is it dramatic or comedic?

Posted by: film student at December 02, 2019 01:55 PM (hdz19)

=======================It doesn't matter to the octopus.

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2019 01:59 PM (Pqytn)


If the swordsman is the Japanese Man With No Name, played by Toshiro Mifune, you win!

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 02:03 PM (AMIL/)

383 Okay, Pete. It's stolen land. Now what are you going to do?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
________

Let's get more basic. He's an elected official in Inadiana -- INDIANa?!?!? The name of his state is racist! Has he ever once proposed a name change?

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 02:03 PM (ScWBu)

384
TJM: I wasn't trolling, had no idea there were two Favreaus.

So, is the loveable Happy a good guy?

Posted by: Gooshy at December 02, 2019 02:03 PM (PVgoJ)

385 I been to Mexico and seen perfectly nice, now rundown highway overpasses used as shitters.

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That's San Francisco.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:03 PM (sX1BW)

386 No movie was worse than that piece of shit.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:02 PM (MDRBQ)

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Ill take "what is Aeon FLux" for 500, Alex.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

387 snowing here in NJ. Sticking to the parked cars, not so much the street


That's like 1/3 of a Springsteen song, right there.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (MDRBQ)


Don't forget the anti American / pro commie screed and you're golden.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

388 I love phat cocks in my ass and mouth. Vote for me!

Posted by: Pete Buttchumpel at December 02, 2019 02:03 PM (CLteG)

389
Sam Goldwyn forbid his daughter to see some movie, and she was complaining. He replied, "Go and see it and you'll see why you shouldn't see it!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 02, 2019 02:04 PM (NMAzL)

390 the left's pattern of WOKEness is that more radical always equals more WOKE. They are at the point where that is problematic ... as gays and other races are broadly accepted, so WOKEness now involves more extreme actions ... open borders, punch a Nazi, censor all Trump voters, throuple marriages, forced performance of gay marriages by Christian pastors/priests ...

More Fascism/Totalitarianism = More WOKE ...they crossed that Rubicon and are isolated from the broader society. (but they have money and the MSM to supply their SJW army of brats)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 02:04 PM (Cus5s)

391 I love when people who vocally advocate the mass slaughter of babies and other assorted clumps of cells tell me what's "Christian".

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2019 02:04 PM (uEbPt)

392 @344 fixerupper-I'm definitely going to use that next time I hear someone complain about what we did to Indians.

Now off to the gym after my pre workout cocktail of 25mgs of Viagra and a grape 5-hour extra strength.

Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2019 02:04 PM (5rWvu)

393 My name is Derbez. Tonto Derbez.

Posted by: Just The Punchline at December 02, 2019 02:04 PM (q1Pj5)

394 384
TJM: I wasn't trolling, had no idea there were two Favreaus.

So, is the loveable Happy a good guy?
Posted by: Gooshy at December 02, 2019 02:03 PM (PVgoJ)

=========

Jon Favreau is a director, so I'm assuming he hates anyone to the right of John McCain with the average amount of fire that any generic Hollywood personality would.

He also seems like a bit of an asshole.

But apparently he's doing good with The Mandalorian.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:04 PM (q80AH)

395 Then again, I can see why people who grew up in Newark might think shithole countries are the norm.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 02, 2019 02:04 PM (DI/ar)

396 It all depends on how you define civilization.

Posted by: Quilp at December 02, 2019 02:04 PM (Fxgkp)

397 379 Gerry.

No movie was worse than that piece of shit.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:02 PM (MDRBQ)

hold my MD 2020

Gabby

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 02:04 PM (rpxSz)

398 the fucking Sea People started all this land stealing shit. AFAIK their descendants are the palestinians so take it up with those bums.
Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 01:56 PM

...

The "who were the Sea Peoples" debate at AOSHQ is going to make longbows vs crossbows look like a prayer meeting.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 02:05 PM (3s1Y1)

399 361
Hi Horde.



Welcome back, Ace!



How was your wedding?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 02, 2019 02:00 PM (TdMsT)

Otter soup, manatees on a spit, and jousting...oh and grog.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:05 PM (VqhL9)

400 I slept with a mexican Jew

Sounds like some tacky 50's exploitation film.

I Slept With A Mexican Jew Starring Dana Andrews and Hazel Court!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

401 South Bend is a ghey sexual position. Am I Right?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:05 PM (yRAFu)

402 The Dems are rapidly approaching the position of:

I question the legitimacy of, and do not recognize the American state.



The Palestinian state, oh sure. But Israel and the United States, eh, not so much.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 02:05 PM (YA914)

403 Gerry.

No movie was worse than that piece of shit.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:02 PM (MDRBQ)


Gerry Cooney was a terrible boxer.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

404 I dunno bout that. I been to Mexico and seen perfectly nice, now rundown highway overpasses used as shitters. And places that were obviously once paved just like a yankee road now beat to shit and filled with potholes that might swallow my F150. And building that were new once a long time ago before they were free hand painted and had holes knocked in em.
Looks to me like for a little while they had civilization.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 02, 2019 02:02 PM (aJkzG)

The 20th century was very rough on a lot of central and south america. Before you had countries that were roughly in the same tier as the US(and above much of Europe), but then socialism happened.

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 02:05 PM (7nTlT)

405
Now off to the gym after my pre workout cocktail of 25mgs of Viagra and a grape 5-hour extra strength.
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2019 02:04 PM (5rWvu)

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Damn.

I bet my gym would frown on me doing dick curls in the squat rack....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 02:05 PM (8XRCm)

406 Good article from
Mollie Hemingway-

21 Reasons Not to Believe Ford's
Claims Against Kavanaugh:

https://tinyurl.com/scwtwa7
Posted by: redridinghood at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (wiXsO)


Reason #0: she was obviously lying like a mofo.

"I was totally scarred by something that happened somewhere that I don't remember, sometime during a ten-year span, and that no one else remembers."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 02:05 PM (xCDE6)

407 What happens when you bring a sword to a gunfight

Depends? What is the password?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 02:06 PM (cEsBM)

408 I love phat cocks in my ass and mouth. Vote for me!
Posted by: Pete Buttchumpel at December 02, 2019 02:03 PM (CLteG)

What is your policy on facials?

Posted by: Responsible Urban Democrat Voter at December 02, 2019 02:06 PM (DX5KL)

409 The Dark Backward. And no, you don't want to see it to find out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Mayor Pete autobiography?

Posted by: Boswell at December 02, 2019 02:06 PM (32YRo)

410 The Mexican Jews stole our dates!

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:06 PM (MDRBQ)

411 Favreau? That guy owes me money!

Posted by: Miles Finch at December 02, 2019 02:06 PM (C6xeQ)

412
Thanks!

Posted by: Gooshy at December 02, 2019 02:06 PM (PVgoJ)

413 The Sea Monkeys started it?

I freakin' KNEW those water freaks couldn't be trusted.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 02:06 PM (U7qMl)

414 I dunno bout that. I been to Mexico and seen perfectly nice, now rundown highway overpasses used as shitters.

You mispelled "gallows."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 02:07 PM (xCDE6)

415 The "who were the Sea Peoples" debate at AOSHQ is going to make longbows vs crossbows look like a prayer meeting.

Posted by: TexasDan
________

I thought they were like the Smokers in "Waterworld" except about 3200 years ago.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 02:07 PM (ScWBu)

416 What happens when you bring a Narwhal tusk to a fake bomb vest fight?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2019 02:07 PM (cqNba)

417
You know, ol' Hunter doesn't look too good. He's got that 2 weeks on a coke bender look to him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 02, 2019 02:07 PM (NMAzL)

418 The "who were the Sea Peoples" debate at AOSHQ is going to make longbows vs crossbows look like a prayer meeting.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 02:05 PM (3s1Y1)

I'll take 'Who Were The Sea Peoples' for 500, Bob.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:07 PM (VqhL9)

419

"Waterworld"


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SECOND shittiest movie ever.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 02:07 PM (8XRCm)

420 Some people appear to believe that 'indigenous' means these individuals' ancestors roamed the entirety of the continent from the US border to South America, claiming it as their own. That is an inane lie, but stupid, uneducated people like to parrot each other, it seems.

Posted by: Ever at December 02, 2019 02:07 PM (/Je1u)

421 TJM: I wasn't trolling, had no idea there were two Favreaus.

--------

Wouldn't it be "two Favreaux?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 02:07 PM (AzW6q)

422 354 What happens when you bring a sword to a gunfight? Is it dramatic or comedic?

Posted by: film student at December 02, 2019 01:55 PM

...

I walk a different path.

Posted by: League of Extraordinary Gentleman and one chick at December 02, 2019 02:07 PM (3s1Y1)

423 410 The Mexican Jews stole our dates!
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:06 PM (MDRBQ)

Can we dance in circles wif your dates, esse?

Posted by: The Jexicans at December 02, 2019 02:07 PM (U7qMl)

424 SECOND shittiest movie ever.
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What is the first shittiest movie?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:08 PM (yRAFu)

425 The 20th century was very rough on a lot of central
and south america. Before you had countries that were roughly in the
same tier as the US(and above much of Europe), but then socialism
happened.


Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 02:05 PM (7nTlT)
Ah, that must be the new plan of the elite - it's too hard to raise everyone up, so let's knock the advanced countries back down to shithole level so they can all be equal.
I guess the rich genius thinkers must realize it's easier to get serfs to work their property if more people already live like serfs.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 02, 2019 02:08 PM (aJkzG)

426 SECOND shittiest movie ever.

.....

I assume shiftiest is Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 02:08 PM (YA914)

427 405
Now off to the gym after my pre workout cocktail of 25mgs of Viagra and a grape 5-hour extra strength.
Posted by: JROD at December 02, 2019 02:04 PM (5rWvu)

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Damn.

I bet my gym would frown on me doing dick curls in the squat rack....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 02:05 PM (8XRCm)

Roger Clemens took Viagra before pitching.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 02:08 PM (frty6)

428 "Waterworld"


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SECOND shittiest movie ever.

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Waterworld was Dennis Hopper's best sequal to Easy Rider.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:08 PM (sX1BW)

429
This reminds me of that scene in the great film Prometheus when that big alien, who is an original human, was awakened by the puny humans, and oh boy was he pissed.

Why was he pissed off? Why did he, clearly a super-advanced human being with super intelligence, just go off on a murdering rampage on these miniature versions of himself who obviously posed no threat to him?

Because He Could, that's why. And he was there first.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 02:08 PM (P1T9n)

430 154 OT:
Secret Santa at work.
Theme is "Surprise Me!"
I want to make Otter jokes, but no one will get them.


Now there's a thought I've had from time to time. Did you ever wonder if there may be undercover Morons around you and you never knew? I have this weird idea about showing up at a MoMe and seeing my lefty boss or PC HR person there hoisting cheap drinks. It could be sort of awkward.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 02, 2019 02:08 PM (qc+VF)

431 "who were the Sea Peoples"

New research has attributed their success to learning to code.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 02, 2019 02:08 PM (e1mEI)

432 No movie was worse than that piece of shit.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:02 PM (MDRBQ)



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Ill take "what is Aeon FLux" for 500, Alex.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 02:03 PM (8XRCm)


I'll take "Congo" for 1,000 , Alex.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (gmo/4)

433 .
Bourgeoisieshevik.

=====

Dear heavens-to-Betsy! That one caught me by surprise. Great one, and I will promptly steal.

Must use, like okay, tide pod, in regular conversation.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (MIKMs)

434 What is the first shittiest movie?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:08 PM (yRAFu)

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Aeon Flux



IMHO

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (8XRCm)

435
Indians caused several megafaunal extinctions in an unspoiled land they overran as invaders from Asia.

Feed them to Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (AzW6q)

436 There are no Mexican Jews.

Posted by: Ricardo Manuel Goldstein at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (I99aF)

437 He's surrounded by Native Americans from the Comanche Tribe, who ceremoniously welcomed him earlier in the film by burying him up to his neck and then smearing his face with honey. Now, they surround him and begin their advance. One of the Oppressed aims his musket, pulls trigger. Our Hero whips out his katana, splits the bullet, and both halves of the lead ball each kill an Oppressed warrior.

Posted by: mrp at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (Pqytn)

438 >>And it's not because he's gay. It's because he's a phony swarmy metro
gay, who hates anyone religious while he pretends to have faith



This.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (bDqIh)

439 Mexican Jews? I'm picturing serapes with tallit fringe and a woven Star of David on the front.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (NWiLs)

440 ¡Reestablish Aztekiistan!

Muldoon, I read an article years ago where someone shut up an early La Raza protest, where one of the chants was "Yo soy Azteca!", by asking the chanters why, if they were proud Aztecs, were they declaring it in the language of their conqueror?
Much sputtering ensued.
(back before intersectionality taught them to say "Of course! they stole our language TOO")

Posted by: barbarausa at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (W7IZQ)

441 Jon Favreau is a director, so I'm assuming he hates anyone to the right of John McCain with the average amount of fire that any generic Hollywood personality would.

He also seems like a bit of an asshole.

But apparently he's doing good with The Mandalorian.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:04 PM (q80AH)

I don't know, Iron Man and Chef are prototype-Randian in certain regards. I suspect he has a few sympathies.

Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (DX5KL)

442 What is the first shittiest movie?

Posted by: Puddin Head
________

The worst movie I watched all the way through was "Borat."

Two that I couldn't suffer through to the end: "Bull Durham" and the first "Pirates of the Caribbean."

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (ScWBu)

443 President Donald Trumps re-election campaign announced Monday that it will no longer provide credentials to Bloomberg News reporters after the corporate news outlet ended investigations into 2020 Democrat candidates in the wake of its billionaire owner, Michael Bloomberg, launching a bid for the presidency.

LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (cEsBM)

444 386 No movie was worse than that piece of shit.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:02 PM (MDRBQ)

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Ill take "what is Aeon FLux" for 500, Alex.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

Oh, hai!

Posted by: Tommy Wiseau at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (Izzlo)

445 Any list of worst movies has to include The Da vinci Code.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (U7qMl)

446
429
This reminds me of that scene in the great film Prometheus when that big alien, who is an original human, was awakened by the puny humans, and oh boy was he pissed.

Why was he pissed off? Why did he, clearly a super-advanced human being with super intelligence, just go off on a murdering rampage on these miniature versions of himself who obviously posed no threat to him?

Because He Could, that's why. And he was there first.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 02:08 PM (P1T9n)

*Looks around cautiously*

Sounds like a dumb movie.

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (7nTlT)

447 I dunno bout that. I been to Mexico and seen perfectly nice, now rundown highway overpasses used as shitters.

You mispelled "gallows."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Hard to use gallows when they keep cutting people's heads off.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (Jk+3L)

448 >>I'm picturing serapes with tallit fringe and a woven Star of David on the front.


Real ones?


Or the ones you get at Sears?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (MDRBQ)

449 420
Some people appear to believe that 'indigenous' means these individuals'
ancestors roamed the entirety of the continent from the US border to
South America, claiming it as their own. That is an inane lie, but
stupid, uneducated people like to parrot each other, it seems.

Posted by: Ever at December 02, 2019 02:07 PM (/Je1u)
No! I seen it in the movies - the first thing the Cavalry would do when they attacked was go to the teepee with all the deeds and contracts and burn it so the Indigenous people could no longer prove they had title to the land!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (aJkzG)

450

What we need to have a national conversation about is that real Mexican food, you know the stuff cooked and eaten by Mexicans in their homes, mostly sucks and is nothing like that eaten by Americans in Mexican restaurants.
Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (MxEKc)







When I was a teenager, we went back to El Paso to visit my mom's family. She was seriously jonesing for good old authentic TexMex food during the reunion.

They bought buckets of chicken from KFC. Personally, I thought that was awesome, but mom was PISSED.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (kw0bd)

451 What is the first shittiest movie?


********


Eraserhead

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (m45I2)

452 List of notable Mexican Jews.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mexican_Jews

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (frty6)

453
Can we dance in circles wif your dates, esse?

Posted by: The Jexicans at December 02, 2019 02:07 PM (U7qMl)

Ok, I gotta go. i can't keep spitting good cawfee all over the fucking place.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (VqhL9)

454 Does anyone ever ask about the people that the Indians slaughtered upon their arrival here?


And if one is Mexican, can one really be Hispanic?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (cqNba)

455 Welcome back.

Posted by: Kitsapbass at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (0Rqfg)

456 Favreau wrote Swingers, a hilarious, rewatchable, vastly underrated and infinitely quotable movie, featuring Vince Vaughn at his freshest and funniest.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (uEbPt)

457 Aeon Flux



IMHO
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (8XRCm)


I thought that was some shitty cartoon on MTV.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

458 LISA YOU ARE TEARING ME APAAAART

Posted by: Tommy Weisguy at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (U7qMl)

459 434 What is the first shittiest movie?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:08 PM (yRAFu)

Caddyshack II

Posted by: jsg at December 02, 2019 02:11 PM (yFZTl)

460 Mexican Jews? I'm picturing serapes with tallit fringe and a woven Star of David on the front.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (NWiLs)

Most Mexican Jews I have met ( mostly in Israel) are very wealthy and wearing the most current styles and at least 40 years ago, hot as hell.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 02:11 PM (cEsBM)

461 What is the first shittiest movie?
******
Ishtar or Howard The Duck ?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 02:11 PM (BqBId)

462 I don't think so. I'll take the leaf blower for 50% off sticker price.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 02:11 PM (v0R5T)

463
Eraserhead
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (m45I2)


Hey!!! What's yo problem??!?!

Posted by: Kid n' Play at December 02, 2019 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

464 441
He also seems like a bit of an asshole.

But apparently he's doing good with The Mandalorian.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:04 PM (q80AH)

I don't know, Iron Man and Chef are prototype-Randian in certain regards. I suspect he has a few sympathies.
Posted by: Robert at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (DX5KL)

=========

Maybe. Iron Man 2 is much more Randian than the first, but I suspect that's just remnants from the source material.

I wouldn't assume too much from a big budget film about the director's viewpoint of the world.

And Chef seems to be more about the down and out guy just making good. I always saw it as a generic redemption story. Nothing terribly political about its subtext.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:11 PM (q80AH)

465 I thought that, according to the Ace of Spades Style Book, it's "Pete **** plug". I didn't know "Pete **** gag" was an option.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 02, 2019 02:12 PM (D5Xj7)

466 Point Break is the shittiest movie ever. and the best.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 02:12 PM (nFwvY)

467 Really? no one mentioned The English Patient yet?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:12 PM (VqhL9)

468 Favreau wrote Swingers, a hilarious, rewatchable, vastly underrated and infinitely quotable movie, featuring Vince Vaughn at his freshest and funniest.

......

Best quarterback to ever play for the Packers too, IMO.

He was great in his cameo in There's Something About Mary.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 02:12 PM (YA914)

469 Can we dance in circles wif your dates, esse?

Posted by: The Jexicans at December 02, 2019 02:07 PM (U7qMl)


Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the Arabs are eating their dates.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 02:12 PM (AMIL/)

470 What is the first shittiest movie?
******
Ishtar or Howard The Duck ?

--------------

At least they clocked in under 3 hours.

Its the clearly the Irishman.

On a per minute suckiness level, it is way up there.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:13 PM (sX1BW)

471 >> Favreau wrote Swingers, a hilarious, rewatchable, vastly underrated and infinitely quotable movie, featuring Vince Vaughn at his freshest and funniest.


Vince Vaughn back when Cocaine still made him thin.



Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:13 PM (MDRBQ)

472
"Wouldn't it be "two Favreaux?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Hah! Well done, sir and/or madame.

Posted by: Gooshy at December 02, 2019 02:13 PM (PVgoJ)

473 469 Can we dance in circles wif your dates, esse?

Posted by: The Jexicans at December 02, 2019 02:07 PM (U7qMl)


Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the Arabs are eating their dates.
Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 02:12 PM (AMIL/)

Meanwhile, back at Cannibal Bob's place...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:13 PM (NWiLs)

474 Manos: The Hands of Fate

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 02, 2019 02:13 PM (I2dne)

475 Worst movie?

The Mailman

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2019 02:13 PM (d7Ww2)

476 ""Here.... take my blanket. Really.... you can have it".

"We're no gonna fall for the old smallpox in the blanket trick"


(never mind they had no idea how small pox was communicated back then, it was a good trick, white man bad)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 02:13 PM (Cus5s)

477 I loathed "Ex Machina" with the violent hate of a good Rutger Hauer character. Stupid, creepy, pointless, nonsensical and annoying. I don't know why I didn't turn it off but I definitely would have walked out of the theater.

It was blurbed right here on this site. "Best Sci Fi since the Matrix!"

Ok.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2019 02:13 PM (uEbPt)

478 The Sea People's were the second shooter on the grassy knoll.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 02:13 PM (3s1Y1)

479
He was great in his cameo in There's Something About Mary.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 02:12 PM (YA914)

--------

He's from Louisiana, I bet he wears cameo all the time when he goes home.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 02:13 PM (8XRCm)

480 http://bit.ly/2sytb5a
*******
FIREWORKS! Rudy Threatens to Sue Fox News Host Steve Hilton For Slanderous Hit Piece

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (BqBId)

481 What is the first shittiest movie?

Jaws 5: The Anal Surprisering

Posted by: Pete Buttchumpel at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (CLteG)

482

Alternate post title:

You Know What's Funny About All These Leftists?
They're All About Re-Taking "Stolen" And Peoples Resettling In Their Original Homelands...Except When It Comes To Israel.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (P1T9n)

483 Howard the Duck had that lingering shot of Lea Thomson's fine ass. So, it had that going for it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (U7qMl)

484 Tom Cruise in Last Samurai--worst beard ever?

Posted by: TexasDan


I think Tom's first "wife" was the worst "beard" ever.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (fp3O8)

485 There's bad, but unintentionally entertaining movies and then there's bad, just unwatchable movies.

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (Izzlo)

486 Most Mexican Jews I have met ( mostly in Israel) are very wealthy and wearing the most current styles and at least 40 years ago, hot as hell.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 02:11 PM (cEsBM)


There really ARE Mexican Jews? I was kidding up above.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (xCDE6)

487 You know how hard it is to give a Dirty Sanchez through a hole in a sheet?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (oZ6kz)

488 484 Tom Cruise in Last Samurai--worst beard ever?

Posted by: TexasDan


I think Tom's first "wife" was the worst "beard" ever.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (fp3O

=========

I mean...you've seen Eyes Wide Shut? Nichole was smokin'...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:15 PM (q80AH)

489 The Thomas Crowne Affair was pretty fucking bad.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

490 Can we get a Constitutional amendment barring red diaper babies from running for any public office?

Posted by: tsj017 at December 02, 2019 02:15 PM (ZiGm9)

491

Who stole it from earlier tribes.
Who killed off the Neanderthals.

So clearly we must genetically engineer Neanderthals back into existence, and give the US back to them!
Posted by: Don Q


The tribes that made it to America were from two sources, both of which had Neanderthal admixture (and one small pocket of more heavily Neanderthal population in the Amazon based on some Polynesians who managed to get over the water from Australia). The waves of migrataion happened after Neanderthal and Denisovan mixed with central Asians, but before the East Asian human phenotype arose.

Posted by: imp at December 02, 2019 02:15 PM (u4dqf)

492 Trivia: Without looking it up, what is considered the first movie to use "computer" effects? (I don't mean the first "CGI", that came later.)

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2019 02:15 PM (uEbPt)

493 Um, fuck that guy in particular.

Mexico got it's ass kicked. Perhaps a revisiting is in order.

Posted by: nip at December 02, 2019 02:15 PM (Izot6)

494 The Thomas Crowne Affair was pretty fucking bad.

-----------

There were a couple of things I liked in that movie.

Posted by: SH at December 02, 2019 02:15 PM (sX1BW)

495 467 Really? no one mentioned The English Patient yet?
-------------------
Yeah, I took my mother to that one. Very embarrassing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:15 PM (yRAFu)

496 454
Does anyone ever ask about the people that the Indians slaughtered upon their arrival here?





And if one is Mexican, can one really be Hispanic?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2019 02:10 PM (cqNba)
No, because no indigenous educated wealthy whiny useless son of a chief shitbird ever got around to documenting the slaughter.
Besides, they were too busy bringing 'cultural enrichment' and new sexual and religious practices to weaker indigenous tribes to document the ones they wiped out.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 02, 2019 02:15 PM (DI/ar)

497
I'll take "Congo" for 1,000 , Alex.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (gmo/4)







Hey, Ernie Hudson as the Great White Hunter (although he happens to be black) was a lot of fun. Extremely quotable.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (kw0bd)

498
Meanwhile, back at Cannibal Bob's place...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:13 PM (NWiLs)

lol....I think they just meant eating, not eating eating.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (VqhL9)

499 #488 I mean...you've seen Eyes Wide Shut? Nichole was smokin'...

Yepper. And the one where she played the evil teacher (can't remember the title)...that and EWS were the height of her babeitude.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (U7qMl)

500 Yes, and there's a lot of theories about "Crypto Jews" in the New Mexico and northern Mexico area, mostly claims that Sephardic Jews "converted" during the Inquisition but secretly kept some Jewish practices.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (oZ6kz)

501 486 Most Mexican Jews I have met ( mostly in Israel) are very wealthy and wearing the most current styles and at least 40 years ago, hot as hell.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 02:11 PM (cEsBM)

There really ARE Mexican Jews? I was kidding up above.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (xCDE6)

All that Aztec gold had to go somewhere.

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (7nTlT)

502 497
I'll take "Congo" for 1,000 , Alex.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 02:09 PM (gmo/4)







Hey, Ernie Hudson as the Great White Hunter (although he happens to be black) was a lot of fun. Extremely quotable.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (kw0bd)

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Anything with Tim Curry is not completely worthless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (q80AH)

503 There really ARE Mexican Jews? I was kidding up above.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (xCDE6)

yes. Many were refugees from europe before, during, and after WW2.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (cEsBM)

504 Trivia: Without looking it up, what is considered the first movie to use "computer" effects? (I don't mean the first "CGI", that came later.)

Posted by: . . .
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Tron?

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (ScWBu)

505 >>you've seen Eyes Wide Shut? Nichole was smokin'...


That scene where she's pretending to get high is painful.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:17 PM (MDRBQ)

506 500 Yes, and there's a lot of theories about "Crypto Jews" in the New Mexico and northern Mexico area, mostly claims that Sephardic Jews "converted" during the Inquisition but secretly kept some Jewish practices.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (oZ6kz)

But not circumceeeesion. They don't need no steeenking circumsceeeesion.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 02:17 PM (NWiLs)

507 There was a Brit movie set in a restaurant that was supposed to represent Thatcher's Bloody England that was so fucking bad I grabbed my wife and told her we're out of here within 15 minutes of the start. Can't remember the name but it sucked donkey balls.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:17 PM (yRAFu)

508 Nood!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 02:17 PM (ECrgQ)

509

If you take the cap off the Highliter you can poop purty colors...

Posted by: Supplies Anal Otter at December 02, 2019 02:17 PM (lHr8/)

510 Howard the Duck had that lingering shot of Lea Thomson's fine ass. So, it had that going for it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (U7qMl)
******
YEP!! she was the saving grace of that film , also I yelled out when she was in bed with Hoard & a bunch of my friends were watching it at a friends home. "She's gonna Fucka Duck"

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 02:17 PM (BqBId)

511 Any of the Sharknado movies are pretty bad.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

512 Trivia: Without looking it up, what is considered
the first movie to use "computer" effects? (I don't mean the first
"CGI", that came later.)


Posted by: ... at December 02, 2019 02:15 PM (uEbPt)

The Andromeda Strain, 1971

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 02:17 PM (gmo/4)

513 507 There was a Brit movie set in a restaurant that was supposed to represent Thatcher's Bloody England that was so fucking bad I grabbed my wife and told her we're out of here within 15 minutes of the start. Can't remember the name but it sucked donkey balls.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 02:17 PM (yRAFu)

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Probably V for Vendetta.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 02:17 PM (q80AH)

514
There really ARE Mexican Jews? I was kidding up above.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (xCDE6)

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Hever you evern SEEN it rain in Guadalajara ???

Follow the weather, man.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (8XRCm)

515 Roger Clemens took Viagra before pitching.
========

Used to be a thing to spike the clubhouse water cooler with Viagra as a prank.

Firstbasemen, whose name I forget, tells story about Greg Maddux. Middle of game, Maddux is on the mound and appears to be angry and very uncomfortable on the mound. Adjusting Atheletic supporter. Walking around back of mound. Firstbaseman calls time and walks over to the mound and asks Maddux if he is "okay". Maddux, clearly furious, "I've got a fcuking erection!" Firstbaseman: "Man, you really DO like to pitch. "

All the dugout water these days is supposed to individually sealed bottles to prevent such spiking incidents. Before Viagra they were spiking it with speed.

Posted by: I can't recall the name of the storyteller at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (srd6b)

516 492
Trivia: Without looking it up, what is considered the first movie to use
"computer" effects? (I don't mean the first "CGI", that came later.)


Posted by: ... at December 02, 2019 02:15 PM (uEbPt)

Deep Throat?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (VqhL9)

517
I feel like that suspense movie that went backwards doesn't receive enough acknowledgement as the worst movie ever.

I can't remember the name of it. It had Guy Pearce in it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (YA914)

518 I voted for Trump to make sure we didn't have to listen to a US President talk about bullshit like this.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (vGJY7)

519 Nicole was hot as Hell, but she was still a beard.

That's how beards work.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (fp3O8)

520 Trivia: Without looking it up, what is considered the first movie to use "computer" effects? (I don't mean the first "CGI", that came later.)
Posted by: ... at December 02, 2019 02:15

..

Tron?

War games?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 02:18 PM (3s1Y1)

521 What we need to have a national conversation about is that real Mexican food, you know the stuff cooked and eaten by Mexicans in their homes, mostly sucks and is nothing like that eaten by Americans in Mexican restaurants.
Posted by: Ripley


Authentic Mexican street tacos are the bomb.

As long as you don't ask what the meat is.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (Jk+3L)

522 Bongino is going to eviscerate Lisa Page on his podcast today.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (fp3O8)

523 Shittiest movie ever?

"Movie 43" Literally an anti-movie. Granted, a true anti-movie could have been entertaining, but this wasn't. Just shit.

Oh, and it starred "woke Charlie's Angels" director Elizabeth Banks, and also featured perennial shitbag Alec Baldwin.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (I99aF)

524 "Worst movie"
Any movie with Kevin Kostner

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (MxEKc)

525 Tom's first wasn't Nicole, it was Mimi Rogers.

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (AMIL/)

526
499 #488 I mean...you've seen Eyes Wide Shut? Nichole was smokin'...

Yepper. And the one where she played the evil teacher (can't remember the title)...that and EWS were the height of her babeitude.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (U7qMl)







To Die For.

She was the ruthlessly evil, hawt, but dimwitted TV anchorwoman.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (kw0bd)

527 Terminator ?

Posted by: jsg at December 02, 2019 02:20 PM (yFZTl)

528 bet he wears cameo all the time when he goes home.
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Word!

(no hints!)

Posted by: Gooshy at December 02, 2019 02:20 PM (PVgoJ)

529 500 Yes, and there's a lot of theories about "Crypto Jews" in the New Mexico and northern Mexico area, mostly claims that Sephardic Jews "converted" during the Inquisition but secretly kept some Jewish practices.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 02:16 PM (oZ6kz)

That's what started up the Spanish Inquisition. Not so much the existence of crypto Jews but the claims by regular Jews and other Catholics that conversos were faking it. Then the Royals figured out they could eliminate whoever they wanted this way(Inquisitions are run by monarchs instead of the Church and attempts to withdraw this power failed).

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 02:20 PM (7nTlT)

530 Really? no one mentioned The English Patient yet?
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Yeah, I took my mother to that one. Very embarrassing.

Posted by: Puddin Head
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Speaking of embarrassing movie dates with Mom . . .

Posted by: Hickenloober at December 02, 2019 02:20 PM (Iy8P1)

531 Nope. Much earlier than Tron and Andromeda Strain. The computer effects were used in the credits sequence. Very famous movie. Hint: Computer was used to make a swirling effect.

On the other hand, the first CGI movie is considered to be Westworld in 1973.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2019 02:20 PM (uEbPt)

532 First computer effects? Maybe the "Genesis effect" scene from Star Trek II?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 02:21 PM (I99aF)

533 Computer was used to make a swirling effect.

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SHARKNADO!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 02:21 PM (8XRCm)

534 I should say swirling "graphic", not effect.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2019 02:21 PM (uEbPt)

535 Title sequences with swirls I can think of: Vertigo and The Blob.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (I99aF)

536 535
Title sequences with swirls I can think of: Vertigo and The Blob.


Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 02:22 PM (I99aF)

Yes. Vertigo! Congratulations Rusty, on your year long Platinum Membership.

Posted by: ... at December 02, 2019 02:23 PM (uEbPt)

537 *******
FIREWORKS! Rudy Threatens to Sue Fox News Host Steve Hilton For Slanderous Hit Piece
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (BqBId)

I thought Hilton was one if the good guys.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 02:23 PM (CqE5x)

538 snowing here in NJ. Sticking to the parked cars, not so much the street


That's like 1/3 of a Springsteen song, right there.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 02:01 PM (MDRBQ)

----

It's cloudy out in Pittsburgh
It's rainin' in Saigon
Snow's fallin' all across the Michigan line
Well she sits by the light of her Christmas tree
With the radio softly on
Thinkin' how a good man is so hard to find
....
Well it's cloudy out in Pittsburgh...

-- B. Springsteen, "A Good Man is Hard to Find (Pittsburgh)"

Posted by: VikinG at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (Y08Vx)

539 Tom's first wasn't Nicole, it was Mimi Rogers.
Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 02:19 PM (AMIL/)

Who had a BIG rack

Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 02:24 PM (CqE5x)

540 FIREWORKS! Rudy Threatens to Sue Fox News Host Steve Hilton For Slanderous Hit Piece
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 02:14 PM (BqBId)

I thought Hilton was one if the good guys.
=======
Attention getting of attention.

Posted by: Look over HERE at December 02, 2019 02:25 PM (Rb1eS)

541 Used to be a thing to spike the clubhouse water cooler with Viagra as a prank.

Firstbasemen, whose name I forget, tells story about Greg Maddux. Middle of game, Maddux is on the mound and appears to be angry and very uncomfortable on the mound. Adjusting Atheletic supporter. Walking around back of mound. Firstbaseman calls time and walks over to the mound and asks Maddux if he is "okay". Maddux, clearly furious, "I've got a fcuking erection!" Firstbaseman: "Man, you really DO like to pitch. "


Back in the day, we used to put "Atomic Balm" (a red hot version of Ben-Gay that pitchers used for sore arms) on jock straps. And then we'd laugh like hell watching someone squirm uncomfortably for the whole game.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (xCDE6)

542 >>>What is the first shittiest movie?<<<
Rocky V

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 02:26 PM (2Mnv1)

543 #237, the people in charge of declaring that theory racist are the same ones who want us replaced because we still insist on Constitutionally limited government, the consent of the governed, and other such antiquated notions that the globalist ruling class frowns on.

So yes, they want you replaced, and if you notice them overtly bragging about it in the corporate media, you're a conspiracy theorist. If you complain about it, you're a racist and will be deplatformed from corporate-owned social media.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at December 02, 2019 02:33 PM (rGgyS)

544 #517, Memento. Only watched it because it had Carrie Ann Moss, who was nowhere near as hot as she was in the first Matrix movie.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at December 02, 2019 02:35 PM (rGgyS)

545 532
First computer effects? Maybe the "Genesis effect" scene from Star Trek II?

don't know about first computer effects, but there's a glider in the opening sequence of dr. no a whole decade before conway invented the game of life.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 02:35 PM (sGtp+)

546
Wasn't the first major use of CGI the pilot for B5?
(using a Commodore Amiga/Video Toaster)

Posted by: Gooshy at December 02, 2019 02:38 PM (PVgoJ)

547 .

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2019 02:50 PM (xCDE6)

548 It's easy for me to say but I'd give them California if we could deport the rest of them from the other 49.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2019 02:51 PM (Ot/7Z)

549 Waterworld was a great attempt at making an unusual sci fi western (with the ocean rather than the desert) but it ended up being just pretty bad. A for effort, C for concept, D for execution.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 03:06 PM (KZzsI)

550 'Stole Mexican land.' Oh so wrong, cult man. It was a spoil of war - as in The Treaty of Guadalupe Hildago(184.

As for 'in order to keep blacks as slaves,' the southern democrat slave-o-cracy was already keeping slaves, cult man. However, many thought the Mexican War a pre-text to expand slave holding territory. Thoreau's essay, "Civil Disobedience," emerged out of his experience opposing the Mexican-American War on such grounds.

https://locomotivebreath1901.blogspot.com/2011/05/treaty-of-guadalupe-hildago.html

Posted by: Tryptophan Fantastic at December 02, 2019 03:21 PM (4ceyg)

551 Tweedlee Dumb and Tweedlee Dumber

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 02, 2019 04:25 PM (wGqjj)

552 Then get them the hell out of Alabama!

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at December 02, 2019 04:56 PM (mAxkE)

553 The media continues pushing Pansy Pete Buttplug as a "moderate," yet never explaining why he's far left on every issue.

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at December 02, 2019 10:03 PM (WLFKo)

554 Why would anyone consider so weak a candidate? He has achieved little, displayed no leadership, solved no problems, made his city worse. What qualifies this man to run for president besides the support of Marxists?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at December 03, 2019 02:01 AM (Ju2mK)

555 Mexico is ours. We beat it and had troops in its capital. They have, from that time until this, never demonstrated they had the ompf to take it back if we'd decided to keep it. Then we looked at it, though, what a dump, and decided to go home leaving it to the natives. They have no claim on our land. If anything, we have a claim on theirs. Though we don't want it. Because, as mentioned, it's kinda a dump. Maybe if we'd kept it it would be doing as well as Texas these days. But we didn't, and it surely isn't.

Posted by: DaveM at December 04, 2019 04:40 AM (WWC3Y)

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