Virginia Giuffre: Andrew Is a Gross Liar, and Epstein Did Not Kill Himself

Update: reports have been filed about what Guiffre said in that Panorama interview.


"This is not some sordid sex story," said Roberts, as reported by People magazine on Monday. "This is a story of being trafficked. This is a story of abuse and this is a story of your guys' royalty."

...

Roberts also insisted [Epstein crony/madame Ghisalaine] Maxwell gave her instructions after they left the club.

"In the car, Ghislaine tells me that I have to do for Andrew what I do for Jeffrey --- and that just made me sick."

Roberts also claimed that she had sex with the royal at Maxwell's London home later that evening.

She also slammed Andrew's claim that a photograph of him and Roberts showing with his arms around her waist was doctored.

"The people on the inside are going to keep coming with these ridiculous excuses, like his arm was elongated or the photo was doctored," she said. "I'm calling BS on this. He knows what happened. I know what happened. And there's only one of us telling the truth, and I know that's me."

I'm not sure I believe her. Andrew's defense that he literally never wore a button-down dress shirt without a suit jacket while in London -- he saved that barbaric look for the Savage Abroad -- was so convincing to me on a personal level.

A little video of her below:




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:15 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

2 ?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 03, 2019 12:16 PM (ECrgQ)

3 ...and boom goes the dynamite.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:16 PM (q80AH)

5 SPONGE!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 03, 2019 12:16 PM (ECrgQ)

6 AND the nood call.

I should play the lottery today.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

7 'There's only one of us telling the truth, and I know that's me'

Jeffrey Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre claims she was trafficked to have sex with Prince Andrew

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So, moral rectitude of the female sex, right? Women would never lie about rape?

I can't wait for Lena Dunham to come out swinging at the royals for using their privilege to protect a sexual predator.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:17 PM (q80AH)

8 If you're wondering if western civilization will survive, look to see if Epstein's clients and victims ever all come to light.

If they all do, we have a chance.

If they don't, there is no stopping the deep state and the coming collapse.

Hyperbole? Maybe, but I don't think so.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 03, 2019 12:17 PM (nNEcr)

9 Top Ten?

Posted by: Fogged-up Surfperch at December 03, 2019 12:17 PM (tVQUs)

10 Sure is looking like Prince Andrew is being set up as the fall guy for the entire Epstein enterprise.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 03, 2019 12:18 PM (KUaJL)

11
I can't wait for Lena Dunham to come out swinging at the royals for using their privilege to protect a sexual predator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:17 PM (q80AH)


BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

12 If they all do, we have a chance.

If they don't, there is no stopping the deep state and the coming collapse.


Pretty solid bellweather, if you ask me.

Posted by: grognard at December 03, 2019 12:18 PM (SLJxf)

13 It's all fake because he can't sweat after his freak war injury, right?

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

14 I keep waiting for the pile on.

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2019 12:19 PM (X/Pw5)

15 "Randy Andy" the British tabloids always called him, back when his known dalliances were just with porn actresses.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2019 12:19 PM (ujg0T)

16 Honestly I have more to worry about then epstein, a prince, and perverted democrats.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2019 12:19 PM (cEsBM)

17 I continue to look on with disgust at the fact that people not only shielded him for decades, but it wasn't even in the dark, he was in trouble for this years ago and they still loved him. Sickening.

Posted by: Flyguy at December 03, 2019 12:19 PM (v30M8)

18 Andrew's defense that he literally never wore a button-down dress shirt without a suit jacket while in London


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Is that before or after Labor Day?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:19 PM (m45I2)

19 I still say the monarchy is kaput when Liz croaks.

Posted by: Jmel at December 03, 2019 12:20 PM (zTwCB)

20 If that photo wasn't doctored then she looks pretty happy. Just saying.

Posted by: torabora at December 03, 2019 12:20 PM (kueNN)

21
I keep waiting for the pile on.

"It's good to be the King!" - Mel Brooks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 12:20 PM (luwYQ)

22 Now do Bill Clinton.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 12:20 PM (v0R5T)

23 Sure is looking like Prince Andrew is being set up as the fall guy for the entire Epstein enterprise.
Posted by: joe


Who would have thunk it when they already had Lauer and Weinstein in the blocks.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:21 PM (ZOlfu)

24 Let's go to the award winning sexual assault expert, Christine Ballsy Ford for an observation.

Mrs. Ford?

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Old and busted: The Princess and the Pea

New Hotness: The Prince and the Pedophile

Posted by: Flyguy at December 03, 2019 12:21 PM (v30M8)

26 19 I still say the monarchy is kaput when Liz croaks.
Posted by: Jmel at December 03, 2019 12:20 PM (zTwCB)

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You don't think they'll crown anyone as king?

I think the British adherence to tradition and the monarchy is way too strong for that. I mean, it's not like this is the first set of royals who've been an embarrassment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:21 PM (q80AH)

27 Finally we're back to sex.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 12:21 PM (+y/Ru)

28 Women never lie about rape. Believe all women. It is impossible for black people to be racist. Don't you just love 1984?

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 12:21 PM (bCLt0)

29 Is the Queen Going to Ground Randy Andy next?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 03, 2019 12:21 PM (BqBId)

30 At least it wasn't Prima Nocta.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2019 12:21 PM (zfvHs)

31 On second thought, let's not go to Windsor Castle.

'tis a Rapey Place.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 12:22 PM (tQURu)

32 Mrs. Ford?
Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

I FIGURED IT OUT KAVANAUGH IS EPSTEIN!!11!1!

Posted by: Mrs. Christine Ballsy Ford at December 03, 2019 12:22 PM (nNEcr)

33 I want to believe this woman was forced into this, but she did this stuff for years and had numerous opportunities to leave.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 03, 2019 12:22 PM (JUOKG)

34 I continue to look on with disgust at the fact that people not only shielded him for decades, but it wasn't even in the dark, he was in trouble for this years ago and they still loved him. Sickening.
Posted by: Flyguy


They do have a track record. Wasn't it Jimmy Saville?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:22 PM (ZOlfu)

35 I guess they didn't pay her enough to retire in style.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 12:22 PM (v0R5T)

36 Ghislaine Maxwell still running free. Derp state in action.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 03, 2019 12:22 PM (CLfD7)

37 Prince Andrew in The Man Who Would Be Kink

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:22 PM (m45I2)

38 We otter know better about this kind of happy horseshit.

Posted by: torabora at December 03, 2019 12:22 PM (kueNN)

39 19 I still say the monarchy is kaput when Liz croaks.
Posted by: Jmel at December 03, 2019 12:20 PM (zTwCB)



I doubt it. The Brits still have a fondness for them in spite of it all. They made it through the abdication of a Nazi sympathizer and a lot of other skeletons in their closets even before this.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2019 12:22 PM (ujg0T)

40 #BelieveAllWomen

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 03, 2019 12:22 PM (pZK/l)

41 Andrew's defense that he literally never wore a button-down dress shirt without a suit jacket while in London


********

Is that before or after Labor Day?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:19 PM


****

Certainly after the Royal Ascot Season.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2019 12:22 PM (axyOa)

42 Let's go to the award winning sexual assault expert, Christine Ballsy Ford for an observation.

Mrs. Ford?
Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
*********
She is busy putting up another door from Kavanaugh BOOFing

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 03, 2019 12:22 PM (BqBId)

43 What she describes, some people would say that's very sexy.

Posted by: E. Jean at December 03, 2019 12:22 PM (ZGrMX)

44 It's all fake because he can't sweat after his freak war injury, right?


He got better.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2019 12:23 PM (zfvHs)

45 Has Gloria Alread been heard from? Lisa Bloom?

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2019 12:23 PM (X/Pw5)

46 26
I think by 2050 Britain is a Muslim majority nation, Westminster Abbey will be a mosque, and the royal family will be extinct. Just my guess.

Posted by: Jmel at December 03, 2019 12:23 PM (zTwCB)

47 Look assholes, Prince Andrew is living the AoS lifestyle to the fullest.

We should have this guy on a pedestal for being so restrained.

Plus he doesn't sweat.



Posted by: MJ at December 03, 2019 12:23 PM (gAMkn)

48 Has anyone asked Yale's resident 'expert' on remote diagnosing mental illness Dr. Brandi X. Lee about this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 12:23 PM (luwYQ)

49 Now do Bill Clinton.
Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 12:20 PM (v0R5T)


You first.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

50 Sweatin' to the not Very Oldies w/ Prince Andrew.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 12:23 PM (tQURu)

51 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

does this result in a singularity?


and yeah, it is looking like this will take PA down for sure. the question is, who else goes with him?

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 03, 2019 12:23 PM (8D42x)

52 I still say the monarchy is kaput when Liz croaks.

That's already happened. Her Highness never said one word in opposition to England being overrun with muzzies.

That was a clear indicator that she approves of it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 03, 2019 12:23 PM (HaL55)

53 The Queen's cape has a collar of ermine.

The Prince's cape was otter.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (axyOa)

54 Hell. Andy should convert to ee-slam. Then all the leftards will ride to his everlast defence. Its perfectly acceptable to fuck little girls in ee-slam. No cultural superiority in leftardism.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (v0qEa)

55 aha!

noodless nood nude

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (G546f)

56 Wasn't Weinstein's fiscus underaged?

Posted by: torabora at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (kueNN)

57 49 Now do Bill Clinton.
Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 12:20 PM (v0R5T)

Just the thought of doing Bill Clinton probably puts you at risk of chlamydia.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (nNEcr)

58 I continue to look on with disgust at the fact that people not only shielded him for decades, but it wasn't even in the dark, he was in trouble for this years ago and they still loved him. Sickening.
Posted by: Flyguy at December 03, 2019 12:19 PM (v30M


Homey - once people take the time and effort to personally invest in a person or group, they don't write that off easily, because they've put a little bit of themselves in their object of affection.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (gwIiX)

59 odd body language, on that twitter link ... "I implore the people of the UK ..." she closes her eyes for much longer than a blink ... maybe that is because it is an embarrassing/humiliating subject (being trafficked) .. otherwise I'd think it means she is lying.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (Cus5s)

60 I WILL NOT BE CRUCIFIED ON A CROSS OF POON!

Posted by: Prince Andrew at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (sWM8x)

61 I think by 2050 Britain is a Muslim majority nation, Westminster Abbey will be a mosque, and the royal family will be extinct. Just my guess.
Posted by: Jmel at December 03, 2019 12:23 PM (zTwCB)



If the Sikhs and other Indo-British save the UK from the Muslims, it will be a nice historical irony.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (ujg0T)

62 I hope they pass over Caliph Charles and go straight to Harry.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (zfvHs)

63 http://bit.ly/2OJbpEU
*******
"I Think He's a Maniac - He Grew Up with a Complex for Lots of Reasons that Are Obvious" - Trump Shreds "Deranged" and "Sick Person" Adam Schiff

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 03, 2019 12:25 PM (BqBId)

64 and if she had said "no", what would have happened? beatings? imprisonment? loss of a charge account at bloomingdales?

Posted by: mjc at December 03, 2019 12:25 PM (Pg+x7)

65 I have an acquaintance in Nebraska 3D printing EDKH ornaments. Need to see about getting some.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:25 PM (ZOlfu)

66 And all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Andrew's reputation back together again.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 12:25 PM (1CjJc)

67 How odd that all these other women that must exist are so oddly quiet about being abused by Jeff and his friends OTHER than Andrew.

Or

Andrew is the only one that did any business with Jeff!

Amiright?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2019 12:25 PM (aJkzG)

68 Is that before or after Labor Day?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:19 PM (m45I2)

There once was a Royal named Andrew,
Whose known preference in girls was as brand-new,
He often went shirtless,
But never got nervous,
Until Mommy sent him to the Manchus.

[This stuff is difficult!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2019 12:26 PM (wYseH)

69 Prince Andrew in her can.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 12:26 PM (v0R5T)

70 Let's go to the award winning sexual assault expert, Christine Ballsy Ford for an observation.

Mrs. Ford?
Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
*********
She is busy putting up another door from Kavanaugh BOOFing

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 03, 2019 12:22 PM


****

She's taking injections for the hypothalamus.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2019 12:26 PM (axyOa)

71 62 I hope they pass over Caliph Charles and go straight to Harry.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (zfvHs)



You mean William. Given his age, it may be a short reign for Charles anyway.

I wonder if Harry's marrying the rather unlikable Meghan Markle was his way of getting off the hook.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2019 12:27 PM (ujg0T)

72 70 She's taking injections for the hypothalamus.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2019 12:26 PM (axyOa)

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Like in Dark City?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:27 PM (q80AH)

73 Seems pretty sordid to me.

Posted by: West at December 03, 2019 12:27 PM (QX5Sf)

74 There once was a Royal named Andrew,Whose known preference in girls was as brand-new,He often went shirtless,But never got nervous,Until Mommy sent him to the Manchus.
[This stuff is difficult!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2019 12:26 PM (wYseH)


Especially the formatting.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

75 71 I wonder if Harry's marrying the rather unlikable Meghan Markle was his way of getting off the hook.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2019 12:27 PM (ujg0T)

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I bet he married her because she does things...in the bedroom...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:27 PM (q80AH)

76 Epstein didn't kill himself. Andrew didn't fuck himself.

Posted by: Guzalot at December 03, 2019 12:28 PM (fcpQZ)

77 Tim the Wizard, "You have the choice of three dangers brave knight."

Sir Robin with quavering voice, "What are they?"

Tim, "A night with Bill Clinton, a night in Epstein's cell, or the Killer Rabbit of Aaarrrgghhh!!!"

Robin, "The Rabbit!" Then he runs away screaming for his Mommy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 12:28 PM (luwYQ)

78 There once was a Royal named Andrew,
Whose known preference in girls was as brand-new,
He often went shirtless,
But never got nervous,
Until Mommy sent him to the Manchus.

[This stuff is difficult!]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2019 12:26 PM (wYseH)


Not fair. You cheated.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

79 I wonder if Harry's marrying the rather unlikable Meghan Markle was his way of getting off the hook.
Posted by: Curmudgeon


He knew he'd never get it. William was groomed for it from way back. That's why Harry was a wild child.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:28 PM (ZOlfu)

80 How odd that all these other women that must exist are so oddly quiet about being abused by Jeff and his friends OTHER than Andrew.

Or

Andrew is the only one that did any business with Jeff!

Amiright?



Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2019 12:25 PM


****

Fishfood.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2019 12:28 PM (axyOa)

81
I hope they pass over Caliph Charles and go straight to Harry.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

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They'd go to Wills, not Harry, and Harry seems as bad as Caliph if not worse.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 03, 2019 12:29 PM (M9ntN)

82 69 Prince Andrew in her can.
Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 12:26 PM (v0R5T)

That is the vorst.

Posted by: Herr flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 12:29 PM (1CjJc)

83 Trying to tie together Randy Andy, Rapey Tuesday, and Otters but my boss expects me to work at work. Dammit.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

84 [This stuff is difficult!]
Posted by: CBD

*******

How About This Then? - a limerick

There once was a Prince known as Andy
Whose proclivities tended toward randy
'Til an American ho
Had the nerve to say "No!"
"Go yank yer own doodle, Dandy!"

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:29 PM (m45I2)

85 You cheated.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

Damned straight!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2019 12:29 PM (wYseH)

86 71 I wonder if Harry's marrying the rather unlikable Meghan Markle was his way of getting off the hook.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2019 12:27 PM (ujg0T)

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I bet he married her because she does things...in the bedroom...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:27 PM (q80AH)
.......

DID things. They're married now.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 12:29 PM (v0R5T)

87 Wasn't Weinstein's fiscus underaged?
Posted by: torabora at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (kueNN)

You'd need to count the rings.

Posted by: Fogged-up Surfperch at December 03, 2019 12:29 PM (tVQUs)

88 I wonder if Harry's marrying the rather unlikable Meghan Markle was his way of getting off the hook.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2019 12:27 PM (ujg0T)

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I bet he married her because she does things...in the bedroom...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


In the stables, in the milk house, in the woods...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:29 PM (ZOlfu)

89 Test

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 12:30 PM (d3k/b)

90 86
I bet he married her because she does things...in the bedroom...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:27 PM (q80AH)
.......

DID things. They're married now.
Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 12:29 PM (v0R5T)

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No, no, no...she promises she will again. Soon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:30 PM (q80AH)

91
The woman is Virginia Giuffre

Who is 'Roberts ' ?

Posted by: McCool at December 03, 2019 12:30 PM (sZaoP)

92 79 I wonder if Harry's marrying the rather unlikable Meghan Markle was his way of getting off the hook.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

He knew he'd never get it. William was groomed for it from way back. That's why Harry was a wild child.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:28 PM (ZOlfu)



That is probably true especially in an age of modern medicine. But remember that Liz's dad *did not* want the duty, but had to step in after his older brother botched it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2019 12:30 PM (ujg0T)

93 Meaghan and I will once again absent our royal selves from Trump's next visit to England because he said the P word. Imagine that. The P word. Out loud.

Posted by: Prince Hairy at December 03, 2019 12:30 PM (sWM8x)

94 Don't care about Britain. My ancestors left for a reason.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 12:30 PM (bCLt0)

95 You never have these kind of problems with Thai Ladyboys.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 12:30 PM (d3k/b)

96 Hey whats that portal that lets you print articles behind paywalls in the NYT and WSJ ?

Posted by: McCool at December 03, 2019 12:30 PM (sZaoP)

97
In the stables, in the milk house, in the woods...
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:29 PM (ZOlfu)


He will do her on a plane.
He will do her on a train.

He will do her under glass.
He will do her in the.....winter.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

98 She's taking injections for the hypothalamus.
Posted by: Diogenes at


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Or the hippocampus.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:31 PM (m45I2)

99 [This stuff is difficult!]
Posted by: CBD

*******

How About This Then? - a limerick

There once was a Prince known as Andy
Whose proclivities tended toward randy
'Til an American ho
Had the nerve to say "No!"
"Go yank yer own doodle, Dandy!"


Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:29 PM



****

Classic!!!

I'm sending this shit to PDT. Totally worthy of the American Medal of Freedom.

Or at least the tin foil badge of mirth.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2019 12:31 PM (axyOa)

100 Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:29 PM (m45I2)

How do you avoid rhyming yourself into a corner?

I mean, aside from talent.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2019 12:31 PM (wYseH)

101 But remember that Liz's dad *did not* want the duty, but had to step in after his older brother botched it.
Posted by: Curmudgeon


True.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:31 PM (ZOlfu)

102 95 You never have these kind of problems with Thai Ladyboys.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 12:30 PM (d3k/b)

Too busy sunning their heinie holes.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 12:31 PM (RD7QR)

103 If the Sikhs and other Indo-British save the UK from the Muslims, it will be a nice historical irony.

They could've saved themselves by refusing admittance to the useless muz. But with their progressive globalist masters in charge, they didn't have a chance.

The people no longer have any control over anything, sorta like us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 03, 2019 12:31 PM (HaL55)

104 So, moral rectitude of the female sex, right? Women would never lie about rape?

I can't wait for Lena Dunham to come out swinging at the royals for using their privilege to protect a sexual predator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:17 PM (q80AH)

Why you're strongly implying this young woman is lying eludes me. There is ample evidence Epstein trafficked in underage girls for use by his rich and powerful associates, and by 'ample evidence' I mean Epstein was a convicted sex offender who provably trafficked underage girls for use by his rich and powerful associates.

Posted by: troyriser at December 03, 2019 12:31 PM (E2EAq)

105 No, no, no...she promises she will again. Soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:30 PM (q80AH)


As soon as the Aunt leaves for the month and the headache subsides.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

106 Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

lol

Posted by: Herr flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 03, 2019 12:32 PM (1CjJc)

107 Darren Samuelsohn
@dsamuelsohn
NEWS: Judge Sullivan signals Michael Flynn's sentencing will be off until January at earliest, granting the former Trump national security adviser's request to get his passport back to go to South Korea for the Christmas-New Year break.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 03, 2019 12:32 PM (BqBId)

108 104 So, moral rectitude of the female sex, right? Women would never lie about rape?

I can't wait for Lena Dunham to come out swinging at the royals for using their privilege to protect a sexual predator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:17 PM (q80AH)

Why you're strongly implying this young woman is lying eludes me. There is ample evidence Epstein trafficked in underage girls for use by his rich and powerful associates, and by 'ample evidence' I mean Epstein was a convicted sex offender who provably trafficked underage girls for use by his rich and powerful associates.
Posted by: troyriser at December 03, 2019 12:31 PM (E2EAq)

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No, I didn't imply that she lied.

It was a comment on the quiet from the normal lefties about sexual violence towards women, hence the Lena Dunham crack.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:32 PM (q80AH)

109 He will do her on a plane.
He will do her on a train.

He will do her under glass.
He will do her in the.....winter.
Posted by: Sponge


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (ZOlfu)

110 Pete & Lisa Got Caught Tampering With Flynn's 302! @drawandstrike
2m
Barr just released a statement through the official DOJ spokesperson in which he expresses full confidence in Horowitz's work & counsels people to wait for the report's release & Horowitz's testimony to Congress before coming to their own conclusions.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (BqBId)

111 Roberts is Virginia Guiffre's married name.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (WI7YS)

112 Uh Oh:

TheHill:

CNN senior global affairs analyst Bianna Golodryga said Tuesday that she's hearing "rumblings" within the Democratic caucus that perhaps the party "should just go with censure" instead of trying to impeach President Trump.

And we haven't even gotten to Nadler's hearings yet which should be comical.

Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (G0vdT)

113 90 86
I bet he married her because she does things...in the bedroom...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:27 PM (q80AH)
.......

DID things. They're married now.
Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 12:29 PM (v0R5T)

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No, no, no...she promises she will again. Soon.

==========

Yeah, like on his birthday. In years that are prime numbers.

Posted by: Howard Johnson, now with a laurel and hardy handshake at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (yQ7r+)

114 The girls that would have been able to give compelling testimony against Epstein's American friends are all napping in shallow graves. Andrew is the fall guy.

Posted by: vrf at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (L8qt4)

115 12
If they all do, we have a chance.



If they don't, there is no stopping the deep state and the coming collapse.



Pretty solid bellweather, if you ask me.

Posted by: grognard at December 03, 2019 12:18 PM (SLJxf)
We'll see that like we'll see the payout list of the sexual harassers in Congress who used our taxpayer money for hush money.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (N39Ws)

116 104 So, moral rectitude of the female sex, right? Women would never lie about rape?

I can't wait for Lena Dunham to come out swinging at the royals for using their privilege to protect a sexual predator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:17 PM (q80AH)

Why you're strongly implying this young woman is lying eludes me. There is ample evidence Epstein trafficked in underage girls for use by his rich and powerful associates, and by 'ample evidence' I mean Epstein was a convicted sex offender who provably trafficked underage girls for use by his rich and powerful associates.

Posted by: troyriser at December 03, 2019 12:31 PM (E2EAq)

He's commenting about left wing reaction, or lack thereof.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (7nTlT)

117 94 Don't care about Britain. My ancestors left for a reason.
Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 12:30 PM (bCLt0)



Mine too, but it does seem to be the USA duty to save their asses in 3 world wars so far (yes, the Cold War counts as #3), and arguably will have to do so in WW4 (vs. Islamic Jihad)

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (ujg0T)

118 10 Sure is looking like Prince Andrew is being set up as the fall guy for the entire Epstein enterprise.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously



Giggity..

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (vN4+Q)

119 What is England's deal with love of Pakistanis? Does the boarding school buggery and the bacha bazi buggery give them some weird common ground?

Posted by: Downcast at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (hAPNN)

120 39 19 I still say the monarchy is kaput when Liz croaks.
Posted by: Jmel at December 03, 2019 12:20 PM (zTwCB)

I doubt it. The Brits still have a fondness for them in spite of it all. They made it through the abdication of a Nazi sympathizer and a lot of other skeletons in their closets even before this.
Posted by: Curmudgeon
________

I don't know how the Brits ever forgave the king who failed to warn them about the impending Climate Disaster right before the medieval warming period.

The earth completely burned up and everyone died. It's science, dammit.

Posted by: Furious George at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (9vQJW)

121 Nadler is Mr. Creosote...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 12:34 PM (luwYQ)

122 Sure is looking like Prince Andrew is being set up as the fall guy for the entire Epstein enterprise.
Posted by: joe

Fall guy or warning, we can bring down any further still-alive threat, even though Andrew doesn't have the political pull and definitely doesn't have the wealth of other players.
He seems like such low hanging fruit to be getting such exposure.

Posted by: Alice McD at December 03, 2019 12:34 PM (E+yET)

123 today is the culmination of 16 days of "i can't even, even". people may get hurt.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 03, 2019 12:34 PM (0O7c5)

124 She's taking injections for the hypothalamus.
Posted by: Diogenes at


*******


Or the hippocampus.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:31 PM


Some would say Hypo
Some would say Hippo
But seeing her lately,
I'd go with the lipo.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2019 12:34 PM (axyOa)

125 Posted by: McCool at December 03, 2019 12:30 PM (sZaoP)


https://outline.com/

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2019 12:34 PM (wYseH)

126 Thanks Fen ! I was too lazy to go to the source article...

Posted by: McCool at December 03, 2019 12:34 PM (sZaoP)

127 Yawn.

Sorry, but this seems to be just another payday for this chick. This stuff went on for a period of time in which she jetted off numerous times to luxury locations around the world. When she was in NY she went home most nights to sleep in her own bed.

I've seen so many young girls today who are very crafty and devious with their actions. They essentially sell themselves for the luxuries and when the payday ends they go after the meal ticket. I've seen so many vulnerable guys destroyed by tramps like this it makes me sick.

I think a bit of skepticism is warranted.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 12:34 PM (G1tCv)

128 112 Uh Oh:

TheHill:

CNN senior global affairs analyst Bianna Golodryga said Tuesday that she's hearing "rumblings" within the Democratic caucus that perhaps the party "should just go with censure" instead of trying to impeach President Trump.

And we haven't even gotten to Nadler's hearings yet which should be comical.
Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (G0vdT)

===========

Ah...wonderful.

Red district Democrats will still have the stink of impeachment on them because of their positive procedural vote and the fact that the House has done literally nothing but impeachment for the first year of the Congress, wasting the productive months.

AND...Nancy's going to piss off her base, so they will be slightly less engaged come the general election.

It's about as good an outcome as we could have hoped for from this impeachment nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:35 PM (q80AH)

129 Homey - once people take the time and effort to personally invest in a person or group, they don't write that off easily, because they've put a little bit of themselves in their object of affection.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (gwIiX)


Like all the GOPe toadies? Fuck those clowns in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 03, 2019 12:35 PM (y7DUB)

130 119 What is England's deal with love of Pakistanis? Does the boarding school buggery and the bacha bazi buggery give them some weird common ground?
Posted by: Downcast at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (hAPNN)

I just think Brits are fascinated by funny accents.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 12:35 PM (bCLt0)

131 87 Wasn't Weinstein's fiscus underaged?
Posted by: torabora at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (kueNN)

You'd need to count the rings.

Posted by: Fogged-up Surfperch at December 03, 2019 12:29 PM (tVQUs)


He put a ring on it?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 12:35 PM (hLRSq)

132 Thanks CBD !

This place rocks...
ask a question, get it answered...

It's like Phone a Friend on those game shows !

Posted by: McCool at December 03, 2019 12:35 PM (sZaoP)

133 The main reason I'm skeptical is that people caught up in a scandal who loudly insist that they are telling the truth usually aren't.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 03, 2019 12:35 PM (O7MnT)

134 Thanks CBD !

This place rocks...
ask a question, get it answered...

It's like Phone a Friend on those game shows !
Posted by: McCool


As long as the question isn't dating or medical advice...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:36 PM (ZOlfu)

135 It's about as good an outcome as we could have hoped for from this impeachment nonsense.

I want that hydro encephalitic head of Schiff-4-Brains to explode on live TV while his ping-ponging eyeballs take out Nancy and Nadler.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 12:37 PM (luwYQ)

136 Whoever had an ill piglet, I'll be glad to consult. Dumb looks are still free.

Posted by: Ass Chum at December 03, 2019 12:37 PM (Jj+59)

137 I dunno if the photo is real but I'll buy that a boy who grew up able to do anything he wanted and get away wit hit would do whatever he wanted, assuming he'd get away with it.

What I don't get is what on earth Epstein got out of the deal. Investments?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 12:37 PM (KZzsI)

138 The girls that would have been able to give
compelling testimony against Epstein's American friends are all napping
in shallow graves. Andrew is the fall guy.


Posted by: vrf at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM

---

There are dozens of girls who "worked" epstein's little island just waiting to testify in the Virgin Islands. The Prosecutors didn't even talk to them.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 03, 2019 12:37 PM (JUOKG)

139 What is England's deal with love of Pakistanis? Does the boarding school buggery and the bacha bazi buggery give them some weird common ground?
Posted by: Downcast at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (hAPNN)

I just think Brits are fascinated by funny accents.
Posted by: john knox


See India.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:37 PM (ZOlfu)

140 Test

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 12:30 PM (d3k/b)

we'll accept the answer, but only just, this time.

next time expound on your answer and briefly give a detailed answer...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 03, 2019 12:37 PM (8D42x)

141 I think a bit of skepticism is warranted.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 12:34 PM (G1tCv)
..........

You are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

142 I just think Brits are fascinated by funny accents.

-
They haven't got enough of their own?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 12:37 PM (+y/Ru)

143 You mean Headquarters personal relationship advice is suspect? But you all seem so well balanced and reflective!

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 12:38 PM (bCLt0)

144 143 You mean Headquarters personal relationship advice is suspect? But you all seem so well balanced and reflective!
Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 12:38 PM (bCLt0)

=========

When she goes in for the kiss, slap her across the face so she knows who's boss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:39 PM (q80AH)

145 You mean Headquarters personal relationship advice is suspect? But you all seem so well balanced and reflective!

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 12:38 PM



Never...Ever...ask for medical help.
Unless you have a hot iron handy.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2019 12:39 PM (axyOa)

146 He didn't get the nickname Randy Andy for nothing

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2019 12:39 PM (6XlcD)

147 By the way, nothing changes the fact that Epstein was a scumbag and he should have been lit on fire and revived with adrenaline darts until he actually left this world.

But the issue of this chick being a willing participant is pretty irrefutable.

I've seen real sexual assault victims and 99% of them ain't going on 60 Minutes or whatever to tell their tale.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 12:39 PM (G1tCv)

148 Yawn.

Sorry, but this seems to be just another payday for this chick. This stuff went on for a period of time in which she jetted off numerous times to luxury locations around the world. When she was in NY she went home most nights to sleep in her own bed.

I've seen so many young girls today who are very crafty and devious with their actions. They essentially sell themselves for the luxuries and when the payday ends they go after the meal ticket. I've seen so many vulnerable guys destroyed by tramps like this it makes me sick.

I think a bit of skepticism is warranted.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 12:34 PM (G1tCv)


I would say her life is actually at risk here, so the thought of her just seeking a "payday" is a bit of a stretch.

She was a child that was trafficked, and we know this as fact. We're not sure what all she's seen as of yet, but those involved do.

I'm not writing her off so easily. After all, Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

149 What I don't get is what on earth Epstein got out of the deal. Investments?


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 12:37 PM

---

Yep, that's one theory on how he made millions from literally nothing. Just don't call them blackmail payments, call them "investments" instead. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 03, 2019 12:39 PM (JUOKG)

150 You can tell he's not the King. He's got shit all over him.
....Monty Python

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 03, 2019 12:39 PM (FTlwv)

151 144 143 You mean Headquarters personal relationship advice is suspect? But you all seem so well balanced and reflective!
Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 12:38 PM (bCLt0)

=========

When she goes in for the kiss, slap her across the face so she knows who's boss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:39 PM (q80AH)

Backhand.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 12:40 PM (7nTlT)

152 "In the car, Ghislaine tells me that I have to do for Andrew what I do for Jeffrey --- and that just made me sick."

..................

All you had to do is say "No."

You were not being held in bondage.. you were not being held prisoner.

You went to fancy restaurants and clubs. And, I am sure at any time you had innumerable chances to flag down a cop and tell them your situation.

I am sure people can be mentally abused and convinced to do things. But, there is a certain amount of personal responsibility, of which I see absolutely none in this instance.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2019 12:40 PM (so+oy)

153 Funny that Epstein set up shop in the USVI. Sounds like he'd have done better in the BVI's.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:40 PM (ZOlfu)

154 I believe him.

Who would lie about sweating? His argument that he never sweated *at that time* was a little odd, but who would make that up. Apparently, it was caused by an overdose of adrenaline while watching maneuvers on CCTV while offshore at the Falklands.

So a war hero. Now are we to believe this war hero -- sorry, *injured, PTSD suffering war hero* -- or some little foreign tart looking to cash in?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (LWu6U)

155 OT: Just watched a true crime show about a murder committed by an Asian gang. Their name? The Oriental Lazy Boys.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)

156 Funny that Epstein set up shop in the USVI. Sounds like he'd have done better in the BVI's.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:40 PM



SAS less likely to act on US soil.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (axyOa)

157 152

I am sure people can be mentally abused and convinced to do things. But, there is a certain amount of personal responsibility, of which I see absolutely none in this instance.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2019 12:40 PM (so+oy)


Being a Victim is tres chic in these times. It plays well in the Media.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (bCLt0)

158 But the issue of this chick being a willing participant is pretty irrefutable.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 12:39 PM (G1tCv)

Willing or not, she was underage, and therefore off limits to adults.

I don't care if she is going for a lucrative settlement. Society has an obligation to protect its children from sexual predators.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (wYseH)

159 How do you sunbath your asshole? I need photo evidence of this claim.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (d3k/b)

160 I'D HIT IT!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (kueNN)

161 I can't wait for Lena Dunham to come out swinging ......

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:17 PM (q80AH)

I'll pass on that.

Posted by: Roscoe at December 03, 2019 12:42 PM (QxMUy)

162

As long as the question isn't dating or medical advice...

********

AOSHQ Dating Advice - a limerick

If you're looking for advice, don't do it
'Cause if you do, you'll certainly rue it
You know right from the start
If you have a broken heart
They'll tell you to slap hot iron to it!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:42 PM (m45I2)

163 I saw The Oriental Lazy Boys opened for Depeche Mode at the Civic Arena in '85.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2019 12:42 PM (vN4+Q)

164 159 How do you sunbath your asshole? I need photo evidence of this claim.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (d3k/b)

You really don't

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 03, 2019 12:42 PM (KUaJL)

165 "You are far too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 12:37 PM (v0R5T)"

I've seen enough of this world and the people in it to know that there are two types of people. Those that are full of shit and need to be shot, and others that are also full of shit but you shouldn't even waste a bullet on.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 12:43 PM (G1tCv)

166 155 OT: Just watched a true crime show about a murder committed by an Asian gang. Their name? The Oriental Lazy Boys.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)



Were those the ones who tried to hold up and take hostages at a Sacramento stereo shop in 1991s?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
1991_Sacramento_hostage_crisis

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2019 12:43 PM (ujg0T)

167 I'm a bit surprised by some of the responses here, honestly.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

168 108 . . . hence the Lena Dunham crack.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies
____________

* wipes vomit off desk *

* rolls eyes *

* vomits again *

Posted by: Furious George at December 03, 2019 12:43 PM (9vQJW)

169 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 03, 2019 12:43 PM (kueNN)

170 I can't wait for Lena Dunham to come out swinging ......

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:17 PM (q80AH)

I'll pass on that.
Posted by: Roscoe

Phrasing?

Posted by: Howard Johnson, now with a laurel and hardy handshake at December 03, 2019 12:43 PM (yQ7r+)

171 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Junkie Hunter Biden at December 03, 2019 12:43 PM (NVYyb)

172 159 How do you sunbath your asshole? I need photo evidence of this claim.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (d3k/b)

I wonder if sunscreen is used? Because that would be one BAD sunburn.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 12:43 PM (bCLt0)

173 Uh Oh. According to American Thinker the Chinese protests are spreading. This cannot be tolerated. The NYT will demand a murderous response by the Chicoms.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 03, 2019 12:43 PM (v0qEa)

174 How do you sunbath your asshole?


**********

Just look for the light at the end of the tunnel.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:44 PM (m45I2)

175 What British tradition? London is now majority immigrants. I doubt the folks living there give a damn about British tradition.

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2019 12:44 PM (JKNZq)

176 175 What British tradition? London is now majority immigrants. I doubt the folks living there give a damn about British tradition.
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2019 12:44 PM (JKNZq)

=========

The monarchy isn't a democracy and will do whatever it wants in order to perpetuate itself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:44 PM (q80AH)

177 Judge Sullivan just put off sentencing for General Flynn until at least January AND has granted his request to get his passport back so he can travel to South Korea over Christmas.

Sounds like he's getting ready to throw the book at Flynn, huh?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2019 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

178 I don't think Epstein had to black mail anyone. Just knowing he had evidence and information then suggesting he'd be a good person to do investments with would be enough. Even if there was no implied or understood threat, you'd be inclined to bank with the guy who helped set you up with your forbidden kink.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 12:44 PM (KZzsI)

179 Muldoon is there a medical code for removing a sun lamp from the sphincter?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 03, 2019 12:44 PM (luwYQ)

180 26 19 I still say the monarchy is kaput when Liz croaks.
Posted by: Jmel at December 03, 2019 12:20 PM (zTwCB)

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You don't think they'll crown anyone as king?

I think the British adherence to tradition and the monarchy is way too strong for that. I mean, it's not like this is the first set of royals who've been an embarrassment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies


they'll either skip Charles or call the whole thing off. no one is gonna put up with a goofball idiot king.

Posted by: x at December 03, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)

181 146
He didn't get the nickname Randy Andy for nothing

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2019 12:39 PM (6XlcD)
And he could still have gad Fergie every which way imaginable.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 03, 2019 12:45 PM (N39Ws)

182 Funny that Epstein set up shop in the USVI. Sounds like he'd have done better in the BVI's.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:40 PM


He should've just sent her pics of his chubby in his BVD's!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at December 03, 2019 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

183 At 17 she was at age of consent in some jurisdictions.

Posted by: torabora at December 03, 2019 12:45 PM (kueNN)

184 177 Judge Sullivan just put off sentencing for General Flynn until at least January AND has granted his request to get his passport back so he can travel to South Korea over Christmas.

Sounds like he's getting ready to throw the book at Flynn, huh?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2019 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

It's gonna turn out that Flynn's been a North Korean in a white man body suit the whole time and he's going back across the border, isn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:45 PM (q80AH)

185 "You went to fancy restaurants and clubs. And, I am sure at any time you had innumerable chances to flag down a cop and tell them your situation.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2019 12:40 PM (so+oy)"

It's a good thing that cops can't be bought off.

Hey, whose turn is it to watch Epstein's cell again?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 03, 2019 12:45 PM (oZ6kz)

186 Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 12:43 PM (G1tCv)

Which are you?

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (X/Pw5)

187 Great - now I have an ear worm...

"Good by Rapey Tuesday
Epstein didn't kill himself
Andrew's crimes come up each new day
And Greta's now a shelf elf.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (aJkzG)

188 #182 Word!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (kueNN)

189 AND...Nancy's going to piss off her base, so they will be slightly less engaged come the general election.

It's about as good an outcome as we could have hoped for from this impeachment nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:35 PM (q80AH)

--

Ha. That really sums up both modern parties really well. The Republicans watch while the left attempts an actual coup, and the (D)s can count on the (R)s to make sure no one involved goes to prison or is even more than slightly inconvenienced.

Then the (D)s attempt to hedge their bets after the election/failed coup by impeaching the (R) president, with the best outcome being removal, the medium hamstringing him, and the absolute worst outcome finding (D) voters marginally less engaged for the upcoming election against a president who gave us the best economy in 50 years.

Literally no downside for the (D)s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (JM7rY)

190 176 175 What British tradition? London is now majority immigrants. I doubt the folks living there give a damn about British tradition.
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 03, 2019 12:44 PM (JKNZq)

=========

The monarchy isn't a democracy and will do whatever it wants in order to perpetuate itself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:44 PM (q80AH)

If the Brits don't like their king they do tend to get rid of them and invite foreigners to be their new king.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (7nTlT)

191 I wonder if sunscreen is used? Because that would be one BAD sunburn.

Funny you should mention that

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5k735h

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

192 He didn't get the nickname Randy Andy for nothing

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2019 12:39 PM (6XlcD)
And he could still have gad Fergie every which way imaginable.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 03, 2019 12:45 PM (N39Ws)

IDK, once she joined the Black Eyed Peas, i doubt she was going to be very interested in him...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 03, 2019 12:47 PM (8D42x)

193 >>It's gonna turn out that Flynn's been a North Korean in a white man body suit the whole time and he's going back across the border, isn't it?

Generar Frynn.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2019 12:47 PM (ZLI7S)

194 The monarchy isn't a democracy and will do whatever it wants in order to perpetuate itself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:44 PM (q80AH)


The monarchy is nothing but a tourist attraction now. Everyone in the "Royal Family" knows it too. They have zero power.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 12:47 PM (CQ3Qb)

195 159
How do you sunbath your asshole? I need photo evidence of this claim.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (d3k/b)

I think you begin with a sextant, and a beach chair.

Posted by: Roscoe at December 03, 2019 12:47 PM (QxMUy)

196 Muldoon is there a medical code for removing a sun lamp from the sphincter?


**********

No, but I would think the patient would probably be delighted.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:47 PM (m45I2)

197 189
Ha. That really sums up both modern parties really well. The Republicans watch while the left attempts an actual coup, and the (D)s can count on the (R)s to make sure no one involved goes to prison or is even more than slightly inconvenienced.

Then the (D)s attempt to hedge their bets after the election/failed coup by impeaching the (R) president, with the best outcome being removal, the medium hamstringing him, and the absolute worst outcome finding (D) voters marginally less engaged for the upcoming election against a president who gave us the best economy in 50 years.

Literally no downside for the (D)s.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (JM7rY)

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At least there was no big bipartisan legislation that passed with the Squad's approval and a bunch of squishy Republicans, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:47 PM (q80AH)

198 186 Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 12:43 PM (G1tCv)

Which are you?
Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (X/Pw5)

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I was wondering the same thing.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2019 12:47 PM (RU4sa)

199 I don't care if she is going for a lucrative settlement. Society has an obligation to protect its children from sexual predators.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (wYseH)

159 How do you sunbath your asshole? I need photo evidence of this claim.

Posted by: Puddin Head

Posted back to back - you have to love this place!

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2019 12:47 PM (32YRo)

200 Don't the English Royals have staff to Bugger? Why go abroad to bugger ex-colonists?

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2019 12:47 PM (gmo/4)

201 I'm a bit surprised by some of the responses here, honestly.
Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)


Muldoon does those limericks every fucking thread.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (y7DUB)

202 If you are Prince Andrew you have to be saying to yourself, "People are literally getting away with murder, but I'M the one who is going down?"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (0xMqp)

203 194 The monarchy isn't a democracy and will do whatever it wants in order to perpetuate itself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:44 PM (q80AH)


The monarchy is nothing but a tourist attraction now. Everyone in the "Royal Family" knows it too. They have zero power.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 12:47 PM (CQ3Qb)

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And yet, the British government keeps giving them millions of pounds a year just to exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (q80AH)

204 159 How do you sunbath your asshole? I need photo evidence of this claim.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (d3k/b)

You really don't

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 03, 2019 12:42 PM (KUaJL)
...........

Yeah, bleaching is the thing, or so I've been told.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

205 Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 12:43 PM (G1tCv)

Those are the only two alternatives?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (WI7YS)

206 OT: Just watched a true crime show about a murder committed by an Asian gang.

Their name? The Oriental Lazy Boys.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


They were pretty raid back.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (ZOlfu)

207 202 If you are Prince Andrew you have to be saying to yourself, "People are literally getting away with murder, but I'M the one who is going down?"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (0xMqp)

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He should name some names, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (q80AH)

208 Were those the ones who tried to hold up and take hostages at a Sacramento stereo shop in 1991s?

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Could be but that wasn't this murder. This murder was of Dr. Haing S Ngor, the Khmer Rouge survivor who won an Academy Award for his work in The Killing Fields.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

209
At least there was no big bipartisan legislation that passed with the Squad's approval and a bunch of squishy Republicans, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:47 PM (q80AH)

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Ha. Yeah, that's pretty surprising. Although I suspect there is tons of little sneaky laws in all the boilerplate they've been passing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (JM7rY)

210 "Willing or not, she was underage, and therefore off limits to adults.

I don't care if she is going for a lucrative settlement. Society has an obligation to protect its children from sexual predators.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (wYseH)"

Having sex with underage children is a crime. They should be punished. My preference is immolation. But nobody asked.

Conversely, there is the so-Called "victim". There is a certain bar one has to cross to earn that title. Willingly participating for the benefits and then when the cash dries up, going after the meal ticket isn't one of them. On that argument being underage isn't part of the calculation. She wasn't a "slave" or any other hyperbole. That's demonstrably false. So is the fact she kept going back for more. That tells me she was in it to win it.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 12:49 PM (G1tCv)

211 207 202 If you are Prince Andrew you have to be saying to yourself, "People are literally getting away with murder, but I'M the one who is going down?"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (0xMqp)

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He should name some names, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (q80AH)

Better in jail than dead perhaps.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 12:49 PM (7nTlT)

212 #174 I'm so trying that!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 03, 2019 12:49 PM (kueNN)

213
And yet, the British government keeps giving them millions of pounds a year just to exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (q80AH)


They generate much, much more in tourism annually. Buckingham Palace is even open to the public.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)

214 And he could still have gad Fergie every which way imaginable.

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I saw some nude pictures of her online once.

E-gads.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Chick-fil-A is hoping the left eats them last at December 03, 2019 12:50 PM (JM7rY)

215 Semi-Willow'd - liberal cancer spreading in the D/FW area of TX.

The Reason Compound is currently between FTW and Weatherford. Sleepy little town, or so we thought. In the past five years, we've garnered a city council hellbent on turning our area into the next Plano, and we've also gotten a little social-activist tyrant who insists on cheerleading every last thing the council does as the best thing ever.

Our local newspaper is no better - all they want to print are high school sports scores and honor-roll lists.

We basically have just one tiny pocket of sane residents who actually try to hold anyone accountable, but they are marginalized and ridiculed to hell and back.

I've either got to invest in a massive line of privacy-hedges around my entire property line and just wall everything else out, or move farther west.

Big cities have big corruption.

Little cities have big egos who wish they were big cities.

Posted by: reason at December 03, 2019 12:50 PM (kZVsz)

216 191
I wonder if sunscreen is used? Because that would be one BAD sunburn.



Funny you should mention that



https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5k735h

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (KZzsI)
That taint funny

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 03, 2019 12:50 PM (N39Ws)

217 I know that Andrew is demonstrable scum, enough so that his own mother fired him from a do-nothing job.

But I think I heard on NPR that this girl has made demonstrably false accusations against other prominent men, including Dershowitz whom I believe.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2019 12:50 PM (wzVKm)

218 How do you sunbath your asshole?


**********

Just look for the light at the end of the tunnel.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:44 PM


***

Damn it Nurse, I said a butt light, not a bud lite!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2019 12:50 PM (axyOa)

219 First you boof them...then schlonging.

Posted by: Perv Weinstein at December 03, 2019 12:51 PM (kueNN)

220 Better in jail than dead perhaps.
Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 12:49 PM (7nTlT)

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*AHEM!*

Posted by: Zombie Epstein at December 03, 2019 12:51 PM (RU4sa)

221 no one is gonna put up with a goofball idiot king.

Posted by: x at December 03, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)


History says otherwise.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 12:51 PM (hLRSq)

222 How many princes get fired? At least while keeping their heads?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 03, 2019 12:51 PM (Uu+Jp)

223 I wonder if sunscreen is used? Because that would be one BAD sunburn.

Funny you should mention that

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5k735h

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (KZzsI)
........

No Country For Old Man Balls

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

224 Orierntal Lazy Boys?


*******


Just when crime statistics were starting to recline.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:51 PM (m45I2)

225 I wonder if sunscreen is used? Because that would be one BAD sunburn.



Funny you should mention that



https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5k735h

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

That's a special kind of stupid to try to tan your asshole. Then take to instagram to inform the entire fucking world how stupid you are??
Well played Josh. Fucking imbecile.

Posted by: Timon at December 03, 2019 12:51 PM (dKm4U)

226
(Waves hi to everyone)

Posted by: Obamacare, tanned, rested, and ready for the next (D) president at December 03, 2019 12:51 PM (JM7rY)

227 He should name some names, then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Jeffery Epstein unavailable for comment...

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2019 12:51 PM (32YRo)

228
Funny you should mention that

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5k735h
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (KZzsI)


Why would you tell anyone you were such a brainless dipshit that you would actually think this was a good idea and try it?

Holy FUCK man. They call it "where the sun don't shine" for a REASON.

We're not 100 years left on this planet.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

229 Damn perv sock.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

230 191 I wonder if sunscreen is used? Because that would be one BAD sunburn.

Funny you should mention that

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5k735h
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

See, this is why I prefer to be an albino hippo. MUCH less starfish pain.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (RD7QR)

231 I'm gonna suppose here for a second:

Just saw a post from a liberal FB person (someone I haven't spoken to in 12 years or so) bemoaning the idea that the Mueller investigation was worthless. She listed the number of charges brought (seems like she actually counted the stuff that got handed off to other investigative agencies).

I doubt that's a reaction from what she's seeing from the right, but is instead a reaction from what she's seeing from the left. The left is bemoaning that Mueller was a waste.

Why would that come up now? Is it because the Left knows it's lost the impeachment fight completely?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (q80AH)

232 Just 200 years ago Andrew would have had Charles killed in a riding accident, shuffled mom and granny off to a convent, banged Diana while his porn star style bitches watched, and have had the two boys smothered and buried under the stairs. Epstein would have been strangled as a grifter and all his girls assigned to the royal bedchamber staff - and no one would have said a thing.

Posted by: Jean at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (nO72o)

233 If you are Prince Andrew you have to be saying to yourself, "People are literally getting away with murder, but I'M the one who is going down?"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (0xMqp)

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He should name some names, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (q80AH)


Having made a complete ass out of himself by being interviewed by the Beeb, smart decisions aren't his long suit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (y7DUB)

234 Could be but that wasn't this murder. This murder was of Dr. Haing S Ngor, the Khmer Rouge survivor who won an Academy Award for his work in The Killing Fields.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haing_S._Ngor#Murder

I just looked that up. Imagine surviving Pol Pot's Cambodia just to be killed by gangbangers in Los Angeles. That's infuriating. Thanks, Democrats.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (ujg0T)

235 On that argument being underage isn't part of the calculation.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 12:49 PM (G1tCv)

Only the law.

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (X/Pw5)

236 If the Brits don't like their king they do tend to get rid of them and invite foreigners to be their new king.
Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (7nTlT)

Completely unfeasible, there aren't many other Royal Families left these days, let alone ones worth replacing them with.

Posted by: Fogged-up Surfperch at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (/4YT6)

237 Yeah Josh Brolin is a special kinda dumb. Apparently the dumb tough kid he played in Goonies was autobiogrpahical

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (KZzsI)

238 There's a reason the sun doesn't shine on our private bits.

Or shouldn't anyways.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (RU4sa)

239 >> How do you sunbath your asshole?


It's all done with mirrors.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 12:53 PM (tQURu)

240 213
And yet, the British government keeps giving them millions of pounds a year just to exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (q80AH)


They generate much, much more in tourism annually. Buckingham Palace is even open to the public.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 12:50 PM (CQ3Qb)

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The sites would continue to generate revenue without them. I mean, people still go to the Coliseum and there are no lions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:53 PM (q80AH)

241 Today the Daily News published their annual top-10 list of popular names in England. This year's winners was Olivia and, again, Muhammed.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 12:53 PM (CQ3Qb)

242 I'm the guy doing the shooting. Also the guy who is occasionally full of shit. Everyone except God is at one time or another.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 03, 2019 12:53 PM (G1tCv)

243 My regard for the British Royals is slightly lower then that of the Romanovs who at least had the advantage of being Slavic.

Posted by: Big V at December 03, 2019 12:53 PM (B06Zw)

244 236 If the Brits don't like their king they do tend to get rid of them and invite foreigners to be their new king.
Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (7nTlT)

Completely unfeasible, there aren't many other Royal Families left these days, let alone ones worth replacing them with.

Posted by: Fogged-up Surfperch at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (/4YT6)

The Saudis have a lot of spares, and it might make their new population feel more at home.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 12:53 PM (7nTlT)

245 26 19 I still say the monarchy is kaput when Liz croaks.

Posted by: Jmel at December 03, 2019 12:20 PM (zTwCB)



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You don't think they'll crown anyone as king?



I think the British adherence to tradition and the monarchy is way
too strong for that. I mean, it's not like this is the first set of
royals who've been an embarrassment.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies





they'll either skip Charles or call the whole thing off. no one is gonna put up with a goofball idiot king.

Posted by: x at December 03, 2019 12:45 PM (nFwvY)


2nd look at King Ralph?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2019 12:54 PM (q1Pj5)

246 Why would that come up now? Is it because the Left knows it's lost the impeachment fight completely?

I think they know its all a joke. Even their phoney baloney polls aren't showing support for it any longer. You notice how it kind of dropped off the front page? I think at this point the Dems are looking for either another "shocking" charge like "negotiating with a foreign government" or are trying to find a way to gracefully exit without their base rioting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 12:54 PM (KZzsI)

247 Sunshine on my asshole makes me happy
Sunshine in my asshole can make me cry
Sunshine on my asshole looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high

Posted by: John Denver at December 03, 2019 12:54 PM (NWiLs)

248 244 236 If the Brits don't like their king they do tend to get rid of them and invite foreigners to be their new king.
Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 12:46 PM (7nTlT)

Completely unfeasible, there aren't many other Royal Families left these days, let alone ones worth replacing them with.

Posted by: Fogged-up Surfperch at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (/4YT6)

The Saudis have a lot of spares, and it might make their new population feel more at home.
Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 12:53 PM (7nTlT)

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How about Spain? How entertaining would it be to suddenly have a Spanish, Catholic king over the UK and head of the Anglican Church?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:54 PM (q80AH)

249 The Saudis have a lot of spares, and it might make their new population feel more at home.
Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 12:53 PM (7nTlT)

Depends on where exactly the bulk of the new population came from.

Posted by: Fogged-up Surfperch at December 03, 2019 12:54 PM (/4YT6)

250 We're not 100 years left on this planet.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

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Ten is pushing it, imho.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2019 12:55 PM (RU4sa)

251 Just 200 years ago Andrew would have had Charles killed in a riding
accident, shuffled mom and granny off to a convent, banged Diana while
his porn star style bitches watched, and have had the two boys smothered
and buried under the stairs. Epstein would have been strangled as a
grifter and all his girls assigned to the royal bedchamber staff - and
no one would have said a thing.


Andrew is a Clinton?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2019 12:55 PM (rZgGg)

252 Semi-Willow'd - liberal cancer spreading in the D/FW area of TX.

The Reason Compound is currently between FTW and Weatherford. Sleepy little town, or so we thought. In the past five years, we've garnered a city council hellbent on turning our area into the next Plano, and we've also gotten a little social-activist tyrant who insists on cheerleading every last thing the council does as the best thing ever.

--

Yep. I drove through a little town in the hinterlands that had a sign up about "electric car chargers coming soon."

Well yippee. You're going to spend $120K so that the one multimillionaire who has a vacation home in the area and lives in Florida the rest of the year can charge his seventh vehicle when he flies in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 12:55 PM (JM7rY)

253 I wonder if sunscreen is used? Because that would be one BAD sunburn.

Funny you should mention that

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5k735h

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Ah, he's just butthurt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)

254 ndrew's defense that he literally never wore a button-down dress shirt without a suit jacket while in London

Of course, that's ALL he wore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2019 12:55 PM (YqDXo)

255 246 Why would that come up now? Is it because the Left knows it's lost the impeachment fight completely?

I think they know its all a joke. Even their phoney baloney polls aren't showing support for it any longer. You notice how it kind of dropped off the front page? I think at this point the Dems are looking for either another "shocking" charge like "negotiating with a foreign government" or are trying to find a way to gracefully exit without their base rioting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 12:54 PM (KZzsI)

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The base seems depressed.

And they're about to enter the real bruising part of the primary, voting season.

Democrats are not gonna be terribly enthused about voting in 2020, are they?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:55 PM (q80AH)

256 There's a reason the sun doesn't shine on our private bits.



Or shouldn't anyways.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (RU4sa)

My belly provides an ample swath of shade.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2019 12:55 PM (q1Pj5)

257 The Second Circuit Court of Appeals on Tuesday said that Deutsche Bank and Capital One must comply with a subpoena from the Democrat-controlled US House of Representatives demanding the financial records of President Trump and his children.

So much for prohibitions against bills of Attainder and Equal Protection under the law.

We are a banana republic.

WOROL

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 03, 2019 12:56 PM (lD3vL)

258 159
How do you sunbath your asshole? I need photo evidence of this claim.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (d3k/b)

I think you begin with a sextant, and a beach chair.

Posted by: Roscoe at December 03, 2019 12:47 PM (QxMUy)
........

and a very private back yard, please.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

259 Posted by: John Denver at December 03, 2019 12:54 PM (NWiLs)

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*wipes screen*

Thanks.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2019 12:56 PM (RU4sa)

260 Britain, this is what happens when you let a family of Kraut grifters get their hands on the royal jewels.

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2019 12:56 PM (gmo/4)

261 I hope AG Barr finds this testimony appalling.

Posted by: Galil at December 03, 2019 12:56 PM (Pzzpr)

262 Put it where the sun don't shine....oh wait.
Nevermind

That's old and busted.

Posted by: torabora at December 03, 2019 12:56 PM (kueNN)

263 Here comes the sun
Doo do doo doo
Here comes the sun
And I say
It's all right

/some asshole

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:56 PM (m45I2)

264 Just looked up age of consent for Europe. Fourteen to sixteen is the vast majority over there. Maybe Andrew was confused about where he was.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 12:56 PM (bCLt0)

265 >>Democrats are not gonna be terribly enthused about voting in 2020, are they?

Is that optimism I hear? Because you know that kind of thing is done here.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2019 12:57 PM (ZLI7S)

266 >>I continue to look on with disgust at the fact that people not only
shielded him for decades, but it wasn't even in the dark, he was in
trouble for this years ago and they still loved him. Sickening.


THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 12:57 PM (bDqIh)

267 How about Spain? How entertaining would it be to suddenly have a Spanish, Catholic king over the UK and head of the Anglican Church?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:54 PM (q80AH)

It would be fairly humorous.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2019 12:57 PM (7nTlT)

268 Follow up on FB post. Here's a response:

"Not when those who hold the levers of power serve Russia and those crimes furthered Russian interests, and/or their own careers are similarly crime-riddled. catching criminals isn't good for criminals, it's a conflict of interest."

These people live in an alternate reality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:57 PM (q80AH)

269 LOL Muldoon

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2019 12:57 PM (RU4sa)

270 Why would that come up now? Is it because the Left knows it's lost the impeachment fight completely?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (q80AH)


You eventually run out of straws to grasp.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

271 I hope AG Barr finds this testimony appalling.

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And then a public statement. Maybe a tsk tsk.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 12:57 PM (JM7rY)

272 Ten is pushing it, imho.
Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2019 12:55 PM (RU4sa)


Nah - we're just due for a correction. Our technology has outpaced our politics. So we're gonna' have to take a step or two back.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at December 03, 2019 12:57 PM (gwIiX)

273 265 >>Democrats are not gonna be terribly enthused about voting in 2020, are they?

Is that optimism I hear? Because you know that kind of thing is done here.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2019 12:57 PM (ZLI7S)

======

I've been optimistic for a while.

Hopefully it's a bit catching.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (q80AH)

274 31 On second thought, let's not go to Windsor Castle.

'tis a Rapey Place.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019


*
*

I thought it was a magical place.

Oh. Wait. That was Tahiti.

Posted by: Phil Coulson at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (Ejm1K)

275 delighted!


Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (m45I2)

276 >>There's a reason the sun doesn't shine on our private bits.

Or shouldn't anyways.


And yet people nowadays also bleach and tattoo their a$$holes. SMH indeed!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (bDqIh)

277 'I've been waitin' so long

I've been eaitin' so long

To be where I'm goin'

Feel the Sunshine on your Bu-uh-uh-uh-ung'

Posted by: With Apologies to Jack Bruce at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (tQURu)

278 The base seems depressed.

And they're about to enter the real bruising part of the primary, voting season.

Democrats are not gonna be terribly enthused about voting in 2020, are they?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:55 PM (q80AH)


They have to be terrified of Biden and Butteigeig having free reign while Warren, Klobuchar, Booker, and Harris are all tied up with a trial. Especially as Biden becomes more and more detached from reality.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (wCmLp)

279 And yet, the British government keeps giving them millions of pounds a year just to exist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:48 PM (q80AH)

...

And they're not even British.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (yL25O)

280 Follow up on FB post. Here's a response:

"Not when those who hold the levers of power serve Russia and those crimes furthered Russian interests, and/or their own careers are similarly crime-riddled. catching criminals isn't good for criminals, it's a conflict of interest."

--

We're literally learning from their investigation that Trump is likely the only one who WASN'T involved with foreign countries and money laundering in the Ukraine.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (JM7rY)

281 >>271
I hope AG Barr finds this testimony appalling.



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And then a public statement. Maybe a tsk tsk.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -

Mistakes were made....

Posted by: Galil at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (Pzzpr)

282 253 I wonder if sunscreen is used? Because that would be one BAD sunburn.

Funny you should mention that

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t5k735h

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Ah, he's just butthurt.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)

Did I read somewhere that T.E. Lawrence suffered this treatment by those awful Turks? ( And kind of enjoyed it?) Maybe not.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (bCLt0)

283 Late to the HQ today.

Any chance Hunter Biden was ever a good buddy/client of Epstein's?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

284 257 The Second Circuit Court of Appeals on Tuesday said that Deutsche Bank and Capital One must comply with a subpoena from the Democrat-controlled US House of Representatives demanding the financial records of President Trump and his children.

So much for prohibitions against bills of Attainder and Equal Protection under the law.

We are a banana republic.

WOROL
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 03, 2019 12:56 PM (lD3vL)

It's headed straight for SCOTUS.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (RD7QR)

285 260 Britain, this is what happens when you let a family of Kraut grifters get their hands on the royal jewels.
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2019 12:56 PM (gmo/4)

The House of Stuart are the rightful heirs to the Crown. Any of them left?

Posted by: josephistan at December 03, 2019 12:59 PM (Izzlo)

286 lol Lizzy

Some days, I'm amazed I don't have whiplash.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa)

287 283 Late to the HQ today.

Any chance Hunter Biden was ever a good buddy/client of Epstein's?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

They did run in the same circles, didn't they?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 12:59 PM (RD7QR)

288 56 Wasn't Weinstein's fiscus underaged?
Posted by: torabora at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (kueNN)


He was going green!

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2019 12:59 PM (YqDXo)

289 280 Follow up on FB post. Here's a response:

"Not when those who hold the levers of power serve Russia and those crimes furthered Russian interests, and/or their own careers are similarly crime-riddled. catching criminals isn't good for criminals, it's a conflict of interest."

--

We're literally learning from their investigation that Trump is likely the only one who WASN'T involved with foreign countries and money laundering in the Ukraine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (JM7rY)

=========

But the narrative was formed in November of 2016, and they can't shake it.

Trump is a Russian asset. Nothing will dissuade them of that because they believe it with religious fervor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:59 PM (q80AH)

290 Can we have a thread about how much we all hate John Cornyn?

Also I just had to listen to NPR for an hour in a car ride with an employee and I think I need a drink.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2019 12:59 PM (yL25O)

291 I doubt that's a reaction from what she's seeing from the right, but is instead a reaction from what she's seeing from the left. The left is bemoaning that Mueller was a waste.

Why would that come up now? Is it because the Left knows it's lost the impeachment fight completely?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (q80AH)



When you consider that the Democrats are looking through the Mueller Report one more time, to see if they missed anything, then I would say that is an act of abased desperation.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 03, 2019 12:59 PM (hLRSq)

292 How about Spain?

NO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2019 01:00 PM (gmo/4)

293 You eventually run out of straws to grasp.
Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

You'll always have my nice, sturdy straw to grasp.

*click*

Posted by: Carlos Danger at December 03, 2019 01:00 PM (/4YT6)

294 Any chance Hunter Biden was ever a good buddy/client of Epstein's?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)


Even Epstein had SOME standards.

Or maybe it's Hunter Biden who has some standards.

Oh, who am I kidding?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2019 01:00 PM (YqDXo)

295 Trips to the dermatologist must be fun:

"You know Doc, I've been tanning my asshole."

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 01:00 PM (v0R5T)

296 I still say the monarchy is kaput when Liz croaks

I think it will remain in some form or another, but be increasingly like a living museum with fewer and fewer perks and less money. They still have churches in England. Few actual Christians, but they still do traditional stuff like "rolling an egg down the church roof" and "when the mayor's wife rides backward on a sheep into the chapel." Ridiculous meaningless crap that is done just because it always has been done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

297 Excuse my ignorance, but I only recently learned that the "s" in Ghislaine is silent, so Maxwell's first name is pronounced something like "Gill-enn".

Someone more clever than myself should write new, satirical lyrics to the theme of "Gilligan's Island".

Any takers here?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 03, 2019 01:01 PM (2RBkF)

298 Anal Surprise Otters vs Spanish Inquisition:
No Matter Who Wins, We Lose

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2019 01:01 PM (rZgGg)

299 257 The Second Circuit Court of Appeals on Tuesday said that Deutsche Bank and Capital One must comply with a subpoena from the Democrat-controlled US House of Representatives demanding the financial records of President Trump and his children.

They're going to impeach his children too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2019 01:02 PM (YqDXo)

300 Wasn't Weinstein's fiscus underaged?
Posted by: torabora at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (kueNN)

He was going green!

H8ter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2019 12:59 PM (YqDXo)

Once you go green, you never stop.

Posted by: Traffic light-sexuals Everywhere at December 03, 2019 01:02 PM (/4YT6)

301 274 31 On second thought, let's not go to Windsor Castle.

'tis a Rapey Place.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019

*
*

I thought it was a magical place.

Oh. Wait. That was Tahiti.
Posted by: Phil Coulson at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (Ejm1K)

You KNOW how that turns out Phil.

Posted by: Nick Fury at December 03, 2019 01:02 PM (RD7QR)

302 Just 200 years ago Andrew would have had Charles killed in a riding
accident, shuffled mom and granny off to a convent, banged Diana while
his porn star style bitches watched, and have had the two boys smothered
and buried under the stairs. Epstein would have been strangled as a
grifter and all his girls assigned to the royal bedchamber staff - and
no one would have said a thing.

I think you'd have to go back longer-maybe to the Tudors. Nobody knocked off the reprehensible, profligate son of George III to get to the throne.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2019 01:03 PM (WI7YS)

303 288
56 Wasn't Weinstein's fiscus underaged?

Posted by: torabora at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (kueNN)



He was going green!



H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2019 12:59 PM (YqDXo)

LOL. this was good drop in point.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 03, 2019 01:03 PM (VqhL9)

304 How about Spain?

NO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2019 01:00 PM (gmo/4)


I've been here far too long, I read that as

NO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE SURPRISE INQUISITION!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 03, 2019 01:03 PM (BiNEL)

305
Excuse my ignorance, but I only recently learned that the "s" in Ghislaine is silent, so Maxwell's first name is pronounced something like "Gill-enn".

Someone more clever than myself should write new, satirical lyrics to the theme of "Gilligan's Island".

Any takers here?
Posted by: Pete in Texas

========

Ghee-LAIN is the pronunciation I've heard. Any other 60s 70s 80s tv out there for it? "McBain" is the only show that comes to mind, but that's a fake show-within-a-show like Itchy & Scratchy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 03, 2019 01:03 PM (M9ntN)

306 Excuse my ignorance, but I only recently learned
that the "s" in Ghislaine is silent, so Maxwell's first name is
pronounced something like "Gill-enn".



Someone more clever than myself should write new, satirical lyrics to the theme of "Gilligan's Island".



Any takers here?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 03, 2019 01:01 PM (2RBkF)


I think it is pronounced like Siobhan.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2019 01:03 PM (q1Pj5)

307
I just looked that up. Imagine surviving Pol Pot's Cambodia just to be killed by gangbangers in Los Angeles. That's infuriating. Thanks, Democrats.
Posted by: Curmudgeon


Oh, I'm sure that was Ronald Reagan's fault.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2019 01:03 PM (aKsyK)

308 >>But the narrative was formed in November of 2016, and they can't shake it.

>>Trump is a Russian asset. Nothing will dissuade them of that because they believe it with religious fervor.

And that's exactly how narrative building works. And it works on both sides.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2019 01:04 PM (ZLI7S)

309 232 Just 200 years ago Andrew would have had Charles killed in a riding accident, shuffled mom and granny off to a convent, banged Diana while his porn star style bitches watched, and have had the two boys smothered and buried under the stairs. Epstein would have been strangled as a grifter and all his girls assigned to the royal bedchamber staff - and no one would have said a thing.
Posted by: Jean at December 03, 2019


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*

Sounds more like Richard III's 1400s than it does like the early 1700s, but I agree.

(Yes, I know Richard almost certainly did not kill "the little princes in the Tower" or do half the other things Shakespeare ascribes to him. But in 1453 or whenever, a lot of royals of a lot of countries *did* do things like that.)

Posted by: Phil Coulson at December 03, 2019 01:04 PM (Ejm1K)

310 Wasn't Weinstein's fiscus underaged?

Posted by: torabora at December 03, 2019 12:24 PM (kueNN)



He was going green!



H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2019 12:59 PM (YqDXo)



Once you go green, you never stop.

Posted by: Traffic light-sexuals Everywhere at December 03, 2019 01:02 PM (/4YT6)

Then cut back on the aparagus!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2019 01:04 PM (q1Pj5)

311 Trump is a Russian asset. Nothing will dissuade them of that because they believe it with religious fervor.

Oh its beyond that now.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/w9mam7g

The ENTIRE GOP is a Russian Asset now, apparently

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

312 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

Yes, they have Christians-even large Evangelicals Churches, but no the Anglican Church is not doing well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2019 01:05 PM (WI7YS)

313 The new test to become the next King of the Britons shall be whichever of the royals can pull their head out of their ass.

Posted by: Zombie Merlin at December 03, 2019 01:05 PM (l3+k2)

314 I think it will remain in some form or another, but
be increasingly like a living museum with fewer and fewer perks and less
money. They still have churches in England. Few actual Christians,
but they still do traditional stuff like "rolling an egg down the church
roof" and "when the mayor's wife rides backward on a sheep into the
chapel." Ridiculous meaningless crap that is done just because it
always has been done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

So, like the Pope and the Vatican?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:05 PM (CQ3Qb)

315 Willowed and I agree wholeheartedly.

The two biggest outrages in life are:
1) The tax appraisal of your home
2) The market value of your home
Posted by: reason

_______

I've long believed that, when your local government makes a tax appraisal of your home, it should be a legally binding offer. If the owner wants, he can say "Sold."
Posted by: Eeyore


Boom!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 01:05 PM (ZOlfu)

316 She had to "do for Andrew what she dies for Jeffery"..... then it says she also had sex with him later that night, so my question is, what exactly was "the thing" she did for Jeffery that "made her sick"?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 03, 2019 01:05 PM (jjaLl)

317 And yet people nowadays also bleach and tattoo their a$$holes. SMH indeed!




Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 12:58 PM (bDqIh)

...and by 'people' you mean?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 03, 2019 01:05 PM (VqhL9)

318 CNN is reporting that Schiffs report will be used to draft articles of impeachment.

This is "breaking news"

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2019 01:05 PM (FpybW)

319 I think it will remain in some form or another, but be increasingly like a living museum with fewer and fewer perks and less money. They still have churches in England. Few actual Christians, but they still do traditional stuff like "rolling an egg down the church roof" and "when the mayor's wife rides backward on a sheep into the chapel." Ridiculous meaningless crap that is done just because it always has been done.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

Those traditions will eventually either fade away or be banned as "hateful" if Britain continues down its current path. I don't see any reason why the monarchy won't eventually fall to the same fate.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2019 01:05 PM (/4YT6)

320 Is there really that much of a difference between the Royals being German Conquerors and the Royals being Muslim Conquerors?

Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:05 PM (sm6Pk)

321 Per sidebar: separation probably won't work and won't resolve the issue long term.

We need to have a 'recycle' where we go back to standards which kept the venal power hungry types accountable to the people. This may get sporty.

Divorce will also get sporty but, again, won't solve anything.

You need reform the schools, reform hearts and minds, reform the media and tame it.

Me, my mags are loaded and I'm ready for whatever comes, I think.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 03, 2019 01:05 PM (bcbK8)

322 >>Some days, I'm amazed I don't have whiplash.

Heh, yes!
I would not be surprised if that was started by /pol/ as a joke (like the OK sign = white supremacy) or someone else to test inline manipulation techniques (a manufactured "trend").

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 01:06 PM (bDqIh)

323
He will do her on a plane.
He will do her on a train.

He will do her under glass.
He will do her in the.....winter.
Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2019 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

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THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS READ THROUGH THE COMMENTS TWICE.

Posted by: reason at December 03, 2019 01:06 PM (kZVsz)

324 312 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

Yes, they have Christians-even large Evangelicals Churches, but no the Anglican Church is not doing well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2019 01:05 PM (WI7YS)

...

It's doing gangbusters in Africa, actually.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2019 01:06 PM (yL25O)

325 They're going to impeach his children too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2019 01:02 PM (YqDXo)


They're Dems, so they think PDJT's children are just as corrupt as Hunter Bribem!

Funny how Hunter can file to block his records, though...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 03, 2019 01:06 PM (BiNEL)

326 319 Those traditions will eventually either fade away or be banned as "hateful" if Britain continues down its current path. I don't see any reason why the monarchy won't eventually fall to the same fate.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 03, 2019 01:05 PM (/4YT6)

Absolutely.

That money should be used as Jizya for the Muslims.

But if you'd just kindly install this Imam here as Sultan...

Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:06 PM (sm6Pk)

327 Just 200 years ago Andrew would have had Charles killed in a riding
accident, shuffled mom and granny off to a convent, banged Diana while his porn star style bitches watched, and have had the two boys smothered and buried under the stairs. Epstein would have been strangled as a grifter and all his girls assigned to the royal bedchamber staff - and no one would have said a thing.

-
400 years ago, Shakespeare would've written a play about.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 01:06 PM (+y/Ru)

328
Excuse my ignorance, but I only recently learned
that the "s" in Ghislaine is silent, so Maxwell's first name is
pronounced something like "Gill-enn".


Scrotewobbler Mangroan

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2019 01:07 PM (aKsyK)

329 311 Trump is a Russian asset. Nothing will dissuade them of that because they believe it with religious fervor.

Oh its beyond that now.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/w9mam7g

The ENTIRE GOP is a Russian Asset now, apparently
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

===========

So, the GOP has turned against fracking now, huh?

I hadn't noticed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:07 PM (q80AH)

330 Then cut back on the aparagus!


Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2019 01:04 PM (q1Pj5)

...and by 'asparagus' you mean?

Posted by: Guy who says "and by ----- you mean?" at December 03, 2019 01:07 PM (VqhL9)

331 Kamala dropped out?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:07 PM (CQ3Qb)

332 320 Is there really that much of a difference between the Royals being German Conquerors and the Royals being Muslim Conquerors?
Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019


*
*

The Germans are at least marginally more civilized.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2019 01:07 PM (Ejm1K)

333 I wistfully look back to the good old days with Koo Stark - Randy Andy

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at December 03, 2019 01:07 PM (omXU4)

334 #BelieveAllWomen
--
#TrustButVerify

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at December 03, 2019 01:07 PM (BQAo9)

335 195
159

How do you sunbath your asshole? I need photo evidence of this claim.



Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 12:41 PM (d3k/b)

I think you begin with a sextant, and a beach chair.


i'm thinking more a sextaint.

which reminds me. one of the eyerolling (for me) moments in the new frozen involved elsa making toys for chilluns from ice. naturally, a girl has her make a sextant because she evidently loves herself the science.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2019 01:07 PM (sGtp+)

336 Then cut back on the aparagus!




Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2019 01:04 PM (q1Pj5)

...and by 'asparagus' you mean?


Posted by: Guy who says "and by ----- you mean?" at December 03, 2019 01:07 PM (VqhL9)

The pee is green and it stinks on ice!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2019 01:08 PM (q1Pj5)

337 Stuart Varney predicts Bloomer will win the Dem nomination.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 03, 2019 01:08 PM (sWM8x)

338 Epstein got a sweetheart plea deal from a Republican appointedFederal AG in FL
Even after that plea scandal broke Trump have tgst dame AG a plum position in his cabinet
Is this something that we can somehow blame Hillary for doing ?

Posted by: Kurt at December 03, 2019 01:08 PM (s8WbI)

339 OT: it looks like Kamalatoe never fully recovered from the beating Ol' milfy coffeecake gave her. She's out

Posted by: weew at December 03, 2019 01:08 PM (EaEMG)

340 Uh Oh:

TheHill:

CNN senior global affairs analyst Bianna Golodryga said Tuesday that she's hearing "rumblings" within the Democratic caucus that perhaps the party "should just go with censure" instead of trying to impeach President Trump.

And we haven't even gotten to Nadler's hearings yet which should be comical.
Posted by: WisRich at December 03, 2019 12:33 PM (G0vdT)
**********
Nah the Rumblings are just Thanksgiving Leftover Gass

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 03, 2019 01:09 PM (BqBId)

341

Finally!
The Senate is holding hearings into the Russia hoax.

And they 're being run by Pedo Menendez. And he called a Deep State twerp to confirm Russia wasn't a hoax, and Ukraine never interfered in 2016.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2019 01:09 PM (H95zP)

342 >>It's doing gangbusters in Africa, actually.


Even god can't help Africa.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:09 PM (tQURu)

343 I just looked that up. Imagine surviving Pol Pot's Cambodia just to be killed by gangbangers in Los Angeles. That's infuriating. Thanks, Democrats.

--

I heard on the news that someone in the Greenville, SC area was killed over shoes. Big manhunt, shot some people and was considered armed and dangerous, and clearly violent and without remorse or concern.

Local story, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 01:09 PM (JM7rY)

344 >>...and by 'people' you mean?


I think it means people who expect to be showing off their butthole to a lot of people, similar to "vajazzling" and "botox parties."

I always get the impression this is more of the media/entertainment industry thing selling us non-coastal normies on a particular deviant behavior being widespread and trendy, when in fact it really is only done a select group in a coastal city.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 01:09 PM (bDqIh)

345 355

i'm thinking more a sextaint.

which reminds me. one of the eyerolling (for me) moments in the new frozen involved elsa making toys for chilluns from ice. naturally, a girl has her make a sextant because she evidently loves herself the science.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2019 01:07 PM (sGtp+)

So, kids, or grandchildren? Good dad, or grandpa, you are.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:09 PM (bCLt0)

346 CNN reports Kamala poised to drop out.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2019 01:09 PM (FpybW)

347 339 OT: it looks like Kamalatoe never fully recovered from the beating Ol' milfy coffeecake gave her. She's out
Posted by: weew at December 03, 2019


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I guess I missed the origin of the nickname. Why do people here call Tulsi "Coffeecake"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2019 01:10 PM (Ejm1K)

348 Any of you Hordelings had LASIK? Is it worth the money and time?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 03, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

349 It's doing gangbusters in Africa, actually.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2019 01:06 PM (yL25O)


Think it the fundamentalist branch of the Episcopal Church that is doing well there, not the English Anglican Church.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 03, 2019 01:10 PM (BiNEL)

350
The ENTIRE GOP is a Russian Asset now, apparently
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

-------

Senator McCarthy was a piker next to these dickholes.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2019 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

351
She's out
Posted by: weew

=========

WHOA, did not see that coming! No for reelz, I thought she'd hang in much longer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 03, 2019 01:10 PM (M9ntN)

352
346 CNN reports Kamala poised to drop out.
Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2019 01:09 PM (FpybW)

I wonder if she is doing the Down Dog Poise?

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:10 PM (bCLt0)

353 Daily Beast says Kameltoe is out.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 03, 2019 01:10 PM (sWM8x)

354 346 CNN reports Kamala poised to drop out.
Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2019 01:09 PM (FpybW)

============

I'm gonna be honest: If she wins her Senate re-election in 2022, I'm going to be surprised.

This run was an embarrassment. There should be blood in the water in California for her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:10 PM (q80AH)

355 I've long believed that, when your local government makes a tax appraisal of your home, it should be a legally binding offer. If the owner wants, he can say "Sold."
Posted by: Eeyore


Boom!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2019 01:05 PM (ZOlfu)

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My only fear is that the county appraisal district would wind up owning HYUUGE TRACTS OF LAND.

Posted by: reason at December 03, 2019 01:10 PM (kZVsz)

356 >>Any of you Hordelings had LASIK? Is it worth the money and time?


Ace had lasik done.

He can see for miles and miles.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:11 PM (tQURu)

357 >>Any of you Hordelings had LASIK? Is it worth the money and time?

My ex had it years ago and it was magic. I'm sure it's even better now.

For her it was definitely worth it.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2019 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)

358 Oh its beyond that now.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/w9mam7g

The ENTIRE GOP is a Russian Asset now, apparently

-
Furthermore . . .

https://bit.ly/382sNw9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)

359 I always enjoy it when the left doesn't have any idea of conservative views regarding the Bush (spit) family.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 01:11 PM (JM7rY)

360 >>Daily Beast says Kameltoe is out.


Systemic Racism. So sad.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:11 PM (tQURu)

361 Sunset Boulevard, anyone?

HRC sez that she "is DELUGED with requests that I run again!"

She's ready for her close-up, Mr. DeMille!

Posted by: mnw at December 03, 2019 01:11 PM (Cssks)

362 It's doing gangbusters in Africa, actually.

Probably more Anglicans in one country In Africa than the entire number of practicing Anglicans in England.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2019 01:11 PM (WI7YS)

363 Heels-up Harris is probably dropping out ie "suspending their campaign" today.

https://tinyurl.com/swb26gn

Posted by: The Institute at December 03, 2019 01:11 PM (LhK3i)

364 How about something coherent, Kurt.

Fucking asswipe.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 03, 2019 01:11 PM (zxHqA)

365 360 >>Daily Beast says Kameltoe is out.


Systemic Racism. So sad.
Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2019 01:11 PM (tQURu)

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Fucking Racist Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:11 PM (q80AH)

366

Karmala was always running for veep, anyway.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2019 01:12 PM (H95zP)

367 If you want to be in the "club," you have to be compromised so you can be controlled.

People of wealth, power, and influence are (with few exceptions) completely controlled. How are they controlled? Early on, they were compromised. They quite literally made the deal with the devil.

Sure, we can help you attain wealth, power, and influence. You just have to go into that room and do that thing, and we'll get it all on tape. Then we own your ass.

Oh, and be sure to return every now and then to renew your "lease".

Say or hint anything? Dead or ruined. Refuse to participate? Discredited, and you'll never work in this town again.

Epstein was simply the broker through which these transactions took place, on behalf of the "club".

Posted by: grognard at December 03, 2019 01:12 PM (SLJxf)

368 CNBC agrees. Kamala out.

Posted by: henry at December 03, 2019 01:12 PM (JMDly)

369 361 Sunset Boulevard, anyone?

HRC sez that she "is DELUGED with requests that I run again!"

She's ready for her close-up, Mr. DeMille!
Posted by: mnw at December 03, 2019 01:11 PM (Cssks)

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She should pay more attention to the post marks from her letters. They're all sent from the area.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:12 PM (q80AH)

370 ...and the sooooper concerned, social justicey, wominz rights loving Hufblo has exactly nothing about this story.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 03, 2019 01:12 PM (7Fj9P)

371 345
355



i'm thinking more a sextaint.



which reminds me. one of the eyerolling (for me) moments in the new
frozen involved elsa making toys for chilluns from ice. naturally, a
girl has her make a sextant because she evidently loves herself the
science.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2019 01:07 PM (sGtp+)



So, kids, or grandchildren? Good dad, or grandpa, you are.


mrs. chronda, actually.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2019 01:12 PM (sGtp+)

372 346
CNN reports Kamala poised to drop out.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2019 01:09 PM (FpybW)


Misprint. Supposed to be, "Put Out."

Posted by: davidt at December 03, 2019 01:12 PM (l3+k2)

373 Kameltoe Harris is dropping out of the race today.

Posted by: johnd01 at December 03, 2019 01:12 PM (ukNFU)

374 243 My regard for the British Royals is slightly lower then that of the Romanovs who at least had the advantage of being Slavic.
Posted by: Big V



You won't have to worry about them anymore.

Posted by: The Bolsheviks at December 03, 2019 01:13 PM (vN4+Q)

375 Karmala was always running for veep, anyway.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2019 01:12 PM (H95zP)

Kamala supporters on the Twitters are suggesting she'll be the next AG. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:13 PM (CQ3Qb)

376 Sure is looking like Prince Andrew is being set up as the fall guy for the entire Epstein enterprise.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 03, 2019 12:18 PM (KUaJL)

Thing is, assuming her story is true, Andrew is really not in legal jeopardy. She was 17, legal age in England. He didn't force her, and did not pay her. She was told by a third party to offer herself to him, and she did.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2019 01:13 PM (/sgva)

377 >>WHOA, did not see that coming! No for reelz, I thought she'd hang in much longer.

Stacey Abrams hardest hit.
Bet Kamala is still lobbying for VP considering most of who's left (and polling well) are lily white.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 01:13 PM (bDqIh)

378 Senator McCarthy was a piker next to these dickholes.

Remember rule #1 with the left:

Whatever the left accuses you of, they are either already doing or would do in your place.

When the left accuses Republicans of being Russian assets for "repeating Putin talking points" that means...

that the left is a Chinese asset, repeating Chinese talking points.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

379 I can't wait for tomorrow.

Ace is gonna have a post about Kamala dropping out, and we're still gonna get a commenter with the breaking news tomorrow morning that Kamala had dropped out of the race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (q80AH)

380 I'm standing by, ready to console Ms. Harris.

Posted by: Willie Brown at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (q1Pj5)

381 375 Karmala was always running for veep, anyway.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2019 01:12 PM (H95zP)

Kamala supporters on the Twitters are suggesting she'll be the next AG. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 03, 2019 01:13 PM (CQ3Qb)

=========

So she can put more black men in jail for smoking pot?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (q80AH)

382 I think you'd have to go back longer-maybe to the Tudors. Nobody knocked off the reprehensible, profligate son of George III to get to the throne.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2019 01:03 PM (WI7YS)

What they did, although they were quite sly about it and never spoke of it openly (that's the Brit's for you) is that they let the Duke of Wellington become, essentially a Shogun, while the Kingship become a kind of pretty vanity office with no actual powers. Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington, was Commander in Chief of all British Armed Forces from 1813 until his death in 1852, and he also served as Prime Minister twice in that period. Even though Wellington was quite old when she ascended to the throne, even Victoria was quite careful to stay in his good graces while he lived.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (Kpl3J)

383 ooh eeh ooh ah aah
ting tang
Kamalama bing bang

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

384 379 I can't wait for tomorrow.

Ace is gonna have a post about Kamala dropping out, and we're still gonna get a commenter with the breaking news tomorrow morning that Kamala had dropped out of the race.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (q80AH)

It is the Moron way.

Posted by: john knox at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (bCLt0)

385 Commie-La Out?

She was done the minute the Jussie saga turned south.

Posted by: Allie at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (sm6Pk)

386 I can't wait for tomorrow.

Ace is gonna have a post about Kamala dropping out...

--

Tomorrow?

HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (JM7rY)

387 I've always considered Kameltoe a top tier candidate and a person of the highest integrity. Good-lookin' too. Hot, even.

Posted by: T-Bone Delecto at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (sWM8x)

388 Furthermore . . .

Like Amanda Marcott ever celebrated Christmas past the age of 14 anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (KZzsI)

389 Or a breaking-news post about Kamala dropping out in the comment section of ace's post about Kamala dropping out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (JM7rY)

390 Bet Kamala is still lobbying for VP considering most of who's left (and polling well) are lily white.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2019 01:13 PM (bDqIh)

-----

And by lobbying we mean shaking and scratching herself and pleading "Ill suck a DICK for the veep slot. Cmon. Hook me up."

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2019 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

391 "Joy" Behar sez that an impeachment trial is a plot by Mitch McConnell to keep the Senators who are running for President, who are all women and/or POC, off the campaign trail but still let the white men like Biden & Buttyjudge keep campaigning.

Posted by: josephistan at December 03, 2019 01:16 PM (Izzlo)

392

Lulz @ nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2019 01:16 PM (H95zP)

393
Yahoo has a story trying to tie Trump to Prince Andrew because they took a picture together 20 years ago. How predictable

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2019 01:16 PM (kw5n8)

394 SHIT. Now she's coming back to California.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2019 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

395 The ENTIRE GOP is a Russian Asset now, apparently
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

The Russia obsession is just classic projection - they're trying to cover their own foreign ties, which almost certainly lead to China

Every policy they implement is everything Beijing wishes we'd do. Coincidence? I doubt it.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (J+mig)

396 Stuart Varney predicts Bloomer will win the Dem nomination.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 03, 2019 01:08 PM (sWM8x)

Not happening.
And if he does, he has no chance against Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (CqE5x)

397 CNN reports Kamala poised to drop out.
Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2019 01:09 PM (FpybW)
*******
SO!! she is doing the one thing she is good at?? Going Down

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (BqBId)

398 CNN reports Kamala poised to drop out.



America simply isn't ready for a multi-ethnic, female, who is a depraved whore and tyrannical to be President. Too bad. Those Swinger parties in the White House would be amazing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (vN4+Q)

399
I'm standing by, ready to console Ms. Harris.
Posted by: Willie Brown at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (q1Pj5)





Did anyone else read this as "cornhole"?

Sometimes I worry about myself.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2019 01:17 PM (kw0bd)

400 348 Any of you Hordelings had LASIK? Is it worth the money and time?
------------------
Yep. Did so at least 15 years ago. Pretty happy with the result although lately driving at night gets weird. That might be age or my eyeballs have taken to a new geometry. They gave me 20/15 so I can see like an eagle who needs peepers for reading.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (yRAFu)

401 HRC sez that she "is DELUGED DELUDED with requests that I run again!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (+y/Ru)

402 375 Karmala was always running for veep, anyway.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2019 01:12 PM (H95zP)

Kamala supporters on the Twitters are suggesting she'll be the next AG. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans



Eric Holder was an AG.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (vN4+Q)

403


"Any of you Hordelings had LASIK? Is it worth the money and time?"

Had it done November 2018. I had very bad vision, one of the strongest scrips he said he ever did. I had both eyes done, laser scalpel.

Cost ~4300

Worst part: smelling my eyeball burning and being awake the entire time. One full minute of eyeball burning.

Second worst part: my eyes are not quite similar, so there was some getting used to that. Your brain works to rewire things so you don't notice it.

Third worst part: you eyes get very dry afterwards, for months...it gradually recedes, and a year later, I don't notice any overt dryness, but I do carry a bottle of Systane in my car.

Fourth worst part: things that hit my glasses, no hit my eyeballs.

Fifth worst part: there will be psychological changes that go along. No more crutches (i.e. glasses) to blame.

Best part...no more glasses. Being at the beach is not quite as nerve wracking as it used to be. My vision was truly terrible.

I would recommend you find a doctor that has been doing it for a long time and get your vision checked prior to hitting the table.

Good luck!



Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (ikxxu)

404 My asshole just isn't tanned and rested, it talks too!

Posted by: Sen. Swalwell at December 03, 2019 01:18 PM (8PNok)

405 391 "Joy" Behar sez that an impeachment trial is a plot by Mitch McConnell to keep the Senators who are running for President, who are all women and/or POC, off the campaign trail but still let the white men like Biden & Buttyjudge keep campaigning.
-----------------
Joy is special.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (yRAFu)

406 Ace is gonna have a post about Kamala dropping out,
and we're still gonna get a commenter with the breaking news tomorrow
morning that Kamala had dropped out of the race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 03, 2019 01:14 PM (q80AH)


ITS FUNNY BECAUSE KAMALA HARRIS REALLY HAS DROPED OUT OF THE RACE

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBURGER at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (jjaLl)

407 Yes, they have Christians-even large Evangelicals Churches, but no the Anglican Church is not doing well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2019 01:05 PM (WI7YS)

...

It's doing gangbusters in Africa, actually.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2019 01:06 PM (yL25O)

----------

Africa is infected with the Kenneth Copeland "Word of Faith" crap.

Which is not actual Christianity. It's eastern mysticism mixed with gnostic promises and a smattering of Christian buzzwords that make it sound like Christianity.

But it isn't.

It's heretical garbage, and it is ruining people who are truly truly vulnerable, because Copeland, Duplantis, and Hinn needed a new crop of suckers to scam.

*spit*

Posted by: reason at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (kZVsz)

408 362 It's doing gangbusters in Africa, actually.

Probably more Anglicans in one country In Africa than the entire number of practicing Anglicans in England.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2019 01:11 PM (WI7YS)

...

It's a serious conversation about whether the English portion of the Anglican communion will be permitted to remain. They've already removed them from voting, I think.

The African portion of the Anglican communion is pretty clear on how they feel about homosexual bishops and such.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (yL25O)

409 215
Now waiting for my flight back home to northern Corruptifornia at Dallas Love. I've been visiting family here for 10+ years and used to think I'd move out here eventually. No more. Why give up the great weather and beautiful scenery for the new but not improved Texas?

Posted by: the Butcher at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (W+nNz)

410 The Russia obsession is just classic projection - they're trying to cover their own foreign ties, which almost certainly lead to China

Precisely. Its part projection and part coverup, to distract attention away from them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

411 Best part...no more glasses. Being at the beach is not quite as nerve wracking as it used to be. My vision was truly terrible.
------------------
The other best part is buying sexy sunglasses. I'm so sexy is important.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (yRAFu)

412 337 Stuart Varney predicts Bloomer will win the Dem nomination."

Stuart Varney is a little bit too old and still stuck in the past - he can't comprehend how much the prog base hates Bloomberg. He can never win the Dem nomination, but he *might* just be setting himself up for a 3rd party run. He's got the money to do it, certainly.

the big tell that the Harris Campaign had collapsed was when the top staffer jumped off to go to Bloomberg. Clearly the staff paychecks were starting to bounce.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 01:20 PM (Kpl3J)

413 Somehow I just don't believe this girl or any of the others, whoever they were were forced into sex. They were there willingly (albeit as a minor) and apparently with the approval of their parents, who are the ones that ought to be facing some hard questions, if they can be found.

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (MxEKc)

414 It's heretical garbage, and it is ruining people who are truly truly vulnerable, because Copeland, Duplantis, and Hinn needed a new crop of suckers to scam.

*spit*
Posted by: reason at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (kZVsz)

...

Add Bill Johnson and Bethel to your list.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (yL25O)

415 361 Sunset Boulevard, anyone?

HRC sez that she "is DELUGED with requests that I run again!"

She's ready for her close-up, Mr. DeMille!
Posted by: mnw at December 03, 2019


*
*

Gloria Swanson's Norma Desmond at least was a pitiable creature some of the time. There's nothing pitiable about HRC.

Besides, Hillary would have the monkey buried alive because it threatened to squeal on her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (Ejm1K)

416 Africa is infected with the Kenneth Copeland "Word of Faith" crap.

Not entirely. There's also a lot of good orthodox Christianity growing over there, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

417 I wonder if this is somehow related to the "We didn't notice hundreds of underage girls being sex trafficked in Yorkshire" problem that surfaced a little while ago.

Posted by: Editor at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (njGeB)

418 413 Somehow I just don't believe this girl or any of the others, whoever they were were forced into sex. They were there willingly (albeit as a minor) and apparently with the approval of their parents, who are the ones that ought to be facing some hard questions, if they can be found.
Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2019


*
*

Were they minors? Seems I've read 17 is over the age of consent in most of Britain?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (Ejm1K)

419 When was the last time California had a normal male as Senator?

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (yRAFu)

420 285 260 Britain, this is what happens when you let a family of Kraut grifters get their hands on the royal jewels.
Posted by: Archer at December 03, 2019 12:56 PM (gmo/4)

The House of Stuart are the rightful heirs to the Crown. Any of them left?
Posted by: josephistan at December 03, 2019 12:59 PM (Izzlo)

Some prince or princess from Lichtenstein is descended from the Stuarts.

So is William. definitely through Diana. Might be some relationship through Charles too.

But I think Lichtenstein people have the preference in that royal line.

Don't know this for sure. In doing some genealogical research on my own family, I came across something on youtube about how William would be the first Stuart to sit on the British throne since way back when, but someone else was before him.

Guess it wasn't important enough to research further at the time . . . still isn't.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (CmURZ)

421 409 215
Now waiting for my flight back home to northern Corruptifornia at Dallas Love. I've been visiting family here for 10+ years and used to think I'd move out here eventually. No more. Why give up the great weather and beautiful scenery for the new but not improved Texas?
Posted by: the Butcher at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (W+nNz)

hey, if you want to live without electricity, and where you gonna have to pay tribute to mexican gangbangers for the rest of your life, go ahead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 03, 2019 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)

422 Hell even I sent her a prayer to run again.

Posted by: torabora at December 03, 2019 01:24 PM (8PNok)

423

"The other best part is buying sexy sunglasses. I'm so sexy is important."

This is true. I used to wear them when I wore contacts. I got a pair of nice Maui Jim's.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 03, 2019 01:25 PM (ikxxu)

424 So, kids, or grandchildren? Good dad, or grandpa, you are.

mrs. chronda, actually.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2019 01:12 PM (sGtp+)

---------

HIGH FIVE!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 03, 2019 01:25 PM (kZVsz)

425

The whole dancing thing Kamala was trying out almost had me voting for her. I like Presidents that can dance like that.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 03, 2019 01:26 PM (ikxxu)

426 Add Bill Johnson and Bethel to your list.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2019 01:21 PM (yL25O)

----------

Gotta stop and refuel the jet on my way to visit my buddy Brian Houston in Australia.

Might as well peddle some NAR to the locals while I wait.

Posted by: reason at December 03, 2019 01:28 PM (kZVsz)

427 Wow - Harris gone? The Dem candidates are getting killed off before the plot can develop their characters...its like Ten Little Indians...

Except only with one who says their an Indian now that I think about it.

Posted by: Boswell at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (32YRo)

428 419 When was the last time California had a normal male as Senator?
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 03, 2019 01:22 PM (yRAFu)



John Seymour, who was appointed by Pete Wilson when he became Governor.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2019 01:36 PM (ujg0T)

429 Africa is infected with the Kenneth Copeland "Word of Faith" crap.

Which is not actual Christianity. It's eastern mysticism mixed with gnostic promises and a smattering of Christian buzzwords that make it sound like Christianity.

But it isn't.

It's heretical garbage, and it is ruining people who are truly truly vulnerable, because Copeland, Duplantis, and Hinn needed a new crop of suckers to scam.

*spit*
Posted by: reason at December 03, 2019 01:19 PM (kZVsz)



Would you prefer they go Muslim? Because that's also trying hard--often at gunpoint--in Africa.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2019 01:44 PM (ujg0T)

430 Had a short conversation with my normal coworker yesterday about the royals. Managed to avoid shouting EDKH.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2019 01:57 PM (nPPGa)

431 sadly, she reminds me too much of my perjurying ex-sister-in-law with over the top accusations combined with minor details anyone would know with on cue crocodile tears

Posted by: nora at December 03, 2019 02:27 PM (nyQyG)

432 413 Somehow I just don't believe this girl or any of the others,
whoever they were were forced into sex. They were there willingly
(albeit as a minor) and apparently with the approval of their parents,
who are the ones that ought to be facing some hard questions, if they
can be found.

Posted by: Ripley at December 03, 2019



*

*





Ripley, I agree. Where were her parents? When I see that infamous picture of her and the prince, I see a beaming 16 year old happy to be where she is. Apparently, she learned how to shake down johns from Epstein, which is what she is doing now. If she's a victim, her parents made her one. Still, the men were stupid if they fell for what was an obvious trap.

Posted by: itsacookbook at December 03, 2019 02:32 PM (yPxXc)

433 Just 200 years ago Andrew would have had Charles killed in a riding accident, shuffled mom and granny off to a convent, banged Diana while his porn star style bitches watched, and have had the two boys smothered and buried under the stairs. Epstein would have been strangled as a grifter and all his girls assigned to the royal bedchamber staff - and no one would have said a thing.
Posted by: Jean at December 03, 2019 12:52 PM (nO72o)

Come on - someone would write a great play about it 150 years later.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 03, 2019 03:16 PM (eoQWY)

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