Open Thread While I Try to Catch Up

How's everyone been?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:12 PM




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1 I am first, how are you?

Posted by: stumck at December 02, 2019 12:12 PM (w9Wax)

2 Hope your Thanksgiving was good and you didn't have relatives trying to persuade you to be liberal by shouting at you. "cause that works like suck a charm.

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (mFoNl)

3 Doing well Ace, thanks for asking.

How was the fundraiser? Got funds for a year?

Posted by: evil_bun_bun at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (exs9M)

4 Dear Lord. Like a charm. Although they probably would suck it.

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (mFoNl)

5 Friends visiting from MT. Both arrived with colds. Guess who now has the beginnings of a cold?
Travelling on Saturday. Guessing I'll be a drooling, sneezing mess of a giant cold germ by the time we board the plane for AZ.
Yay, me.
Welcome back Ace.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 12:14 PM (N3JsI)

6 I'm ready for a nap.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2019 12:14 PM (2Mnv1)

7 Actor Mark Ruffalo shared a tweet asking Americans for an economic revolution to end capitalism.

The Avengers: Endgame and Dark Waters actor, who has been an outspoken critic of Americas economic and capitalist structure in the past, took to Twitter on Sunday to share an article and ask for the country to consider getting rid of capitalism.

Hey great idea. And lets start with you. Turn over all your money. And oh up against that wall over yeah. Why? For a picture Comrade of course

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 12:14 PM (cEsBM)

8 How Yuuuuu doin'?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 12:15 PM (axyOa)

9 Congrats on your wedding ace - how was the honeymoon?

Posted by: VM's phone at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (EGSGm)

10 Hi Ace! we didn't destroy the place and I don't think anyone went to jail.

How was the wedding?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (d7Ww2)

11 Fair to middling.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (Mr80f)

12 While you were gone, Ace, we decided to turn this into a NeverTurmp site. Sorry. You'll get on board eventually.

OK, everyone, which do you prefer: Sanders/Warren 2020, or Warren/Sanders?

Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (fK2gX)

13 I have 2 weather apps on my phone - one says it will snow and the other says it will drizzle

I guess I'll find out in around 5 hours

Posted by: VM's phone at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (EGSGm)

14 9
Congrats on your wedding ace - how was the honeymoon?

Posted by: VM's phone at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (EGSGm)
What's this? Ace get outfitted with a torture device, errrr I mean wedding ring?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 02, 2019 12:23 PM (N39Ws)

15 Went to a nice somewhat upscale restaurant for T-giving with a really good buffet from oysters and grilled fish to ham, turkey, and prime rib. Otherwise, a quiet weekend, Ace; thank ye for asking.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 12:23 PM (Ejm1K)

16 Wow, Chicago mayor fires Police Chief

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 02, 2019 12:23 PM (CQ3Qb)

17 14 when ace is away we make our own horde-sourced fake nooz

Posted by: VM's phone at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (EGSGm)

18 4 Dear Lord. Like a charm. Although they probably would suck it.
Posted by: Moki


Suck it like Jill Biden's finger. Oh yeah baby, gimme dat finger.

Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (fK2gX)

19 Leslie Nielsen played the President in a couple movies where he was bat shit crazy. I can see Biden doing that act in real life if he gets into the WH.

Posted by: Colin at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (jQggE)

20 Ace is married?

This is outstanding news.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (yL25O)

21 Thanksgiving was weird. My usually stridently liberal relatives, who are nearly always up for a political fight, studiously avoided all talk of politics this year. Curious. I mean, this is the year of IMPEACHMENT, and they opted out. Is the left finally burning out?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (I99aF)

22 12 While you were gone, Ace, we decided to turn this into a NeverTurmp site. Sorry. You'll get on board eventually.

OK, everyone, which do you prefer: Sanders/Warren 2020, or Warren/Sanders?
Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (fK2gX)

Think I will go with Harlan Sanders and Earl Warren.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (bCLt0)

23 How was the Honeymoon, Ace?


The Poconos sure are nice this time of year.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (XtZ7c)

24

The Auschwitz Memorial has asked Amazon to remove multiple products listed on the site by sellers that use images of Auschwitz.

Among the products being sold are 'Christmas ornaments' with images of the Auschwitz memorial on them, and 'Auschwitz' mouse pads.

The New York Post reports that there have also been bottle openers decorated with photos of Auschwitz.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (aKsyK)

25 12 While you were gone, Ace, we decided to turn this into a NeverTurmp site. Sorry. You'll get on board eventually.

OK, everyone, which do you prefer: Sanders/Warren 2020, or Warren/Sanders?
Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (fK2gX)

...

You're asking who we want to see on top?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (yL25O)

26 The Conservative Case for Warren/Sanders

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (U7qMl)

27 In case anyone wants to know how my day is going, I just tried to forward an email from one of my favorite clients to my boss and accidentally hit Block Sender instead so that it's going that well.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (mf5HN)

28 25 12 While you were gone, Ace, we decided to turn this into a NeverTurmp site. Sorry. You'll get on board eventually.

OK, everyone, which do you prefer: Sanders/Warren 2020, or Warren/Sanders?
Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019


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I'm on board with a NeverTurnip site for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (Ejm1K)

29 >>Ace get outfitted with a torture device, errrr I mean wedding ring?


He's gonna get fat, now.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (XtZ7c)

30 Where's Buck Throckmorton when you need him???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (so+oy)

31 Doing well.

Hope you are too, Ace.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (qC1Sy)

32 whatcha hiding, ace?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (VIoev)

33 Life's bootheel is still firmly pressed on the back of my neck and grinding my face in the dirt. Otherwise I'm fantastic.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (NWiLs)

34 whip lash

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (cEsBM)

35 I had no idea Ace was welding. That should sturdy up those shelves.

Posted by: Downcast at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (ARJT9)

36 Fat 'n happy. Leftovers are finished.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (bDqIh)

37 Who's this poster?

Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (cF8AT)

38 29 >>Ace get outfitted with a torture device, errrr I mean wedding ring?


He's gonna get fat, now.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (XtZ7c)

And never get laid again.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)

39 Prettay prettay prettay prettay good.

Posted by: Larry David at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (BDZWU)

40 Hi, Ace. Glad to see you.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (xPJvm)

41 Great.

Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (U7k5w)

42 fundraiser?

wedding?

What did I miss?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (so+oy)

43 22 12 While you were gone, Ace, we decided to turn this into a NeverTurmp site. Sorry. You'll get on board eventually.

OK, everyone, which do you prefer: Sanders/Warren 2020, or Warren/Sanders?
Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (fK2gX)

Think I will go with Harlan Sanders and Earl Warren.
Posted by: john knox


I plan to vote for the ticket of two Black & Decker sanders and Leslie Ann Warren.

Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (fK2gX)

44 Leslie Nielsen played the President in a couple
movies where he was bat shit crazy. I can see Biden doing that act in
real life if he gets into the WH.


Posted by: Colin at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM

That wasn't Leslie Nielsen. That was Lloyd Bridges.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (I99aF)

45 In case anyone wants to know how my day is going, I just tried to forward an email from one of my favorite clients to my boss and accidentally hit Block Sender instead so that it's going that well.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM



Well...on the upside, your workload just got easier.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (axyOa)

46 Welcome back, Ace.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (m45I2)

47 Great, Ace. Hope you and everyone had a great Thanksgiving.

I spent mine working on reports. But I left for the Caribbean the next day. Waiting at the airport now to return to the freezing weather. And work. Sigh.

At least I made up for the lack of a Thanksgiving meal by stuffing myself with food. (Resort was all inclusive.)

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (2VKiq)

48 27 In case anyone wants to know how my day is going, I just tried to forward an email from one of my favorite clients to my boss and accidentally hit Block Sender instead so that it's going that well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (mf5HN)

...

It can get way worse though, when it comes to email shenanigans. So in relative terms you're in decent shape still.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (yL25O)

49 willowed:
365 It's almost like human beings are built to require religious beliefs to sustain their lives - and when you take away the sane ones that have helped people for centuries, they get replaced by beliefs that are far weirder and more self destructive.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)

Amazing isn't it. And they want to establish their religion, force participation, and silence heretics.
Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (U7k5w)

Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (U7k5w)

50 Still trolling away. Got passed up for a promotion last week -- tried to make Influencer but they picked someone else. Oh, well.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (ScWBu)

51

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson and main opposition Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn paused Monday to honor the two people killed in the London Bridge attack, then went back to trading blame for the security failings that allowed a man who had been jailed for terrorist crimes to go on a violent rampage in the heart of London.

Corbyn blamed years of cuts to the police, prison and parole services by Conservative governments left the system unable to monitor offenders.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (aKsyK)

52 I plan to vote for the ticket of two Black & Decker sanders and Leslie Ann Warren.
Posted by: zombie at December 02, 2019


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I haven't seen Leslie Ann Warren lately, but for a long time she was hotter than an active Vesuvius.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (Ejm1K)

53 16 Wow, Chicago mayor fires Police Chief
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 02, 2019 12:23 PM (CQ3Qb)

He was found passed out drunk in his cop car a few weeks ago. The MSM has been trying to hush the story up, since he's black, but it wouldn't stay hushed. And apparently that's only the tip of the iceberg of complaints about him habitually being drunk on the job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (Kpl3J)

54 >>In case anyone wants to know how my day is going, I just tried to forward an email from one of my favorite clients to my boss and accidentally hit Block Sender instead so that it's going that well.


A little time on the trampoline will do wonders for your mood.

Or, mine.



Either way.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (XtZ7c)

55 More Buck Throckmorton!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (m45I2)

56 It's all relative, man

Posted by: Dude at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (CLteG)

57 Never Tramp?

I'm in. I hate hobos.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (U7qMl)

58 Friends visiting from MT. Both arrived with colds. Guess who now has the beginnings of a cold?

Travelling on Saturday. Guessing I'll be a drooling, sneezing mess of a giant cold germ by the time we board the plane for AZ.

Yay, me.

Welcome back Ace.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 12:14 PM (N3JsI)

Spread them germs nationwide!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (q1Pj5)

59 Well...on the upside, your workload just got easier.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (axyOa)


True, true.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (mf5HN)

60 Ace is married?

Anecdotally, Ewoks can marry as many 17 wives during their sexual and reproductive prime.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (rZgGg)

61
And never get laid again.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)

His wife is Jewish?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (cEsBM)

62 How was the honeymoon, ace?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

63 The New York Post reports that there have also been bottle openers decorated with photos of Auschwitz.

That's just weird.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

64 In case anyone wants to know how my day is going, I just tried to forward an email from one of my favorite clients to my boss and accidentally hit Block Sender instead so that it's going that well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (mf5HN)

...

It can get way worse though, when it comes to email shenanigans. So in relative terms you're in decent shape still.
Posted by: TexasDan


At least you didn't reply "piss off" and accidentally include everyone in the corporate directory.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:30 PM (Jk+3L)

65 Got passed up for a promotion last week -- tried to make Influencer but they picked someone else. Oh, well.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM

Are you white and male? Because you should probably do something about that if you are. How about sucking some cock and tweeting (favorably) about it?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 12:30 PM (I99aF)

66 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

67 >>I spent mine working on reports. But I left for the Caribbean the next day. Waiting at the airport now to return to the freezing weather. And work. Sigh.


At least you'll have a nice tan to make your coworkers jealous!

**I'd do that winky smileyface thing here, but I'm not gay.**

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (XtZ7c)

68 Feel like a stuffed pig. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (v0R5T)

69 Did Snapping Joe Biden just reveal his wife's Mitch McConnell fetish? Or is he the one into turtle-play?

Posted by: Downcast at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (ARJT9)

70 HELP! All my Christmas shopping is done, except for one thing.

I need advice on a wireless headphone/mic set for gaming (for our son). He has an XBox One.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (ptqGC)

71 7 Actor Mark Ruffalo shared a tweet asking Americans for an economic revolution to end capitalism.


Mark Ruffalo works for scale, then?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (oVJmc)

72 Yo ace.

61


And never get laid again.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)



His wife is Jewish?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (cEsBM)

I am really really resisting telling a Jewish joke here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (VqhL9)

73 I caught a cold for the holiday weekend, but other than that, it was good.

Had a 102 fever at 3 AM Sunday morning....haven't slept much since.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

74 Never Tramp?

Posted by: Guy Smiley
________

Yeah. The meatballs roll of the table now, and onto the floor.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (ScWBu)

75 Wow, Chicago mayor fires Police Chief
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 02, 2019 12:23 PM (CQ3Qb)

He was found passed out drunk in his cop car a few weeks ago. The MSM has been trying to hush the story up, since he's black, but it wouldn't stay hushed. And apparently that's only the tip of the iceberg of complaints about him habitually being drunk on the job.
Posted by: Tom Servo
..........

He was retiring at the end of the month! She couldn't wait?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 12:32 PM (so+oy)

76

The actor we all know as the cool, cape-clad Lando Calrissian in 1980's "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" has revealed, in an interview with Esquire, that they identify as gender fluid.

The now 82-year-old actor, Billy Dee Williams, told the magazine, "I say 'himself' and 'herself,' because I also see myself as feminine as well as masculine," going on to say, "I'm a very soft person. I'm not afraid to show that side of myself."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 12:32 PM (aKsyK)

77 Actor Mark Ruffalo shared a tweet asking Americans for an economic revolution to end capitalism.


Mark Ruffalo works for scale, then?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


The kulak gets paid?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:32 PM (Jk+3L)

78 Actor Mark Ruffalo can move to China and renounce / surrender his US Citizenship.

Let me know how it works out for you going forward, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

79 Howdy Ace.

Welcome back.

Did you try the complimentary flea dip and anal glad expressing?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2019 12:32 PM (cqNba)

80 Hello Ace! How are you this early afternoon?

Posted by: Friendly Neighborhood Groyper at December 02, 2019 12:32 PM (AtnLe)

81 CPD superintendent fired: 'Eddie Johnson repeatedly lied to me,' Lightfoot says

https://tinyurl.com/sntq7qb

Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 12:32 PM (cF8AT)

82 >>The now 82-year-old actor, Billy Dee Williams, told the magazine, "I say 'himself' and 'herself,' because I also see myself as feminine as well as masculine," going on to say, "I'm a very soft person. I'm not afraid to show that side of myself."


It's as Gay as the Bitin' Side of the Pillow.

Posted by: Cock Curious 45 at December 02, 2019 12:33 PM (XtZ7c)

83 Don't catch up...never catch up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:33 PM (fUKvD)

84 The now 82-year-old actor, Billy Dee Williams, told the magazine, "I say 'himself' and 'herself,' because I also see myself as feminine as well as masculine," going on to say, "I'm a very soft person. I'm not afraid to show that side of myself."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Psssssst. Billy Dee. Your pussy smells like ass.

Just sayin.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (Jk+3L)

85 The now 82-year-old actor, Billy Dee Williams, told the magazine, "I say 'himself' and 'herself,' because I also see myself as feminine as well as masculine," going on to say, "I'm a very soft person. I'm not afraid to show that side of myself."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

...........

Boy.. that oughtta boos ticket sales for the new one coming out in a couple weeks!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (so+oy)

86 That wasn't Leslie Nielsen. That was Lloyd Bridges.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (I99aF)


Which movie series was that?

He fought Saddam Hussein in one....

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

87 The now 82-year-old actor, Billy Dee Williams, told the magazine, "I say 'himself' and 'herself,' because I also see myself as feminine as well as masculine," going on to say, "I'm a very soft person. I'm not afraid to show that side of myself."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 12:32 PM (aKsyK)
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tbf we all say some weird shit after too many Colt 45's.

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (Xvo1a)

88 Got a robo call on our landline from land whale Stacey Abrams, asking us to vote for Van Johnson (D-prog, and AA) for mayor of Savannah.

His campaign is so stupid they're doing robo calls to numbers limited to our island which is Outside City Limits.


I'm praying, for the sake of the city, Eddie DeLoach (R) is reelected. He's actually fighting crime. And to a certain segment of society, we can't have that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

89 'sup ace.

Same 'ol, same 'ol.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (RU4sa)

90 Ace was spotted sporting a wedding ring, lovingly holding hands with a slightly chubby but cute and furry lady (Ewok) as they left the Tasty Hobo restaurant in Manhattan, NYC. They reportedly wedded in an as yet unknown secret location.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (2VKiq)

91 Has Ace's wife found the messenger bag?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (oVJmc)

92 He was retiring at the end of the month! She couldn't wait?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 12:32 PM

That's what they were all TRYING to do with him, but this one one giant public embarrassment too much.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (I99aF)

93 Still getting over a bronchial thing, exhausted from sleeplessness, driving through snow, and overwhelmed at work, but with a song in my heart. A real quiet song. Anyway, hope you're okay ace.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (RD7QR)

94 Actor Mark Ruffalo shared a tweet asking Americans for an economic revolution to end capitalism.

Hollywood lecturing everyone. Where have I seen and heard this one before?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (Boy/L)

95
CPD superintendent fired: 'Eddie Johnson repeatedly lied to me,' Lightfoot says

-----

Well ..... so did Smollett. And???


You're all Democrats. This surprises you how?

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (8XRCm)

96 HELP! All my Christmas shopping is done, except for one thing.

I need advice on a wireless headphone/mic set for gaming (for our son). He has an XBox One.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (ptqGC)



What's the price point?

I like Turtle Beach stuff but SteelSeries are excellent as well.

Like this one:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07B32GY9Z?th=1

*paws at screen*

Come to me, my pretty.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (mf5HN)

97 How's everyone been?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:12 PM

==========

Haven't been arrested, or convicted, so, okay - how goes the gainz?

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (zL/eJ)

98 72 Yo ace.

61


And never get laid again.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)



His wife is Jewish?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (cEsBM)

I am really really resisting telling a Jewish joke here.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (VqhL9)

Is it their preference for burning a certain fossil fuel on the side?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (VIoev)

99 This is going around social media right now

"I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I'm not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It's not even close."
--Michael Bloomberg

source:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vcx9fns

To which I can only respond with lyrics from The Call:

He says, "We'll walk right in the front door
And proudly raise our heads"
I say man you must be joking
Our hands are covered in blood red

https://youtu.be/9ORcdWyE1H0

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

100 7 Actor Mark Ruffalo shared a tweet asking Americans for an economic revolution to end capitalism.


In other words, he's made enough cash and has it invested offshore somewhere so he can now afford Socialism.

Yay, Mark.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (vN4+Q)

101 Welcome back, ace.

You're definitely going to want to post about Lisa Page trying to Joan of Arc herself with the help of Cuckshed Alumni Molly Jong Fast this morning.

Posted by: El Kabong at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (datdl)

102 Got passed up for a promotion last week -- tried to make Influencer but they picked someone else. Oh, well.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM

WaterCow, you just need to call us Climate Nazis more often. You can do it!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (Bmc9f)

103 Open Thread While I Try to Catch Up
.........

I hope you charged your time off to PTO.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (v0R5T)

104 Billy Dee William, wtf? Don't people have any dignity or pride any more?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (4YGuy)

105 Billy A-Cee/Dee-Cee Williams

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (m45I2)

106
98 72 Yo ace.

61


And never get laid again.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)



His wife is Jewish?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (cEsBM)

I am really really resisting telling a Jewish joke here.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (VqhL9)

Is it their preference for burning a certain fossil fuel on the side?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (VIoev)

Is that where the black jews come from?

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (7nTlT)

107 85 The now 82-year-old actor, Billy Dee Williams, told the magazine, "I say 'himself' and 'herself,' because I also see myself as feminine as well as masculine," going on to say, "I'm a very soft person. I'm not afraid to show that side of myself."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

...........

Boy.. that oughtta boos ticket sales for the new one coming out in a couple weeks!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (so+oy)

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LOL!

And mom is like the biggest fan of his, from waaay back.

Richard Chamberlain and now Lando.

My mom just can't even...hah.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (RU4sa)

108 Hot Shots

Hot Shots, Part Deaux

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

109 Actor Mark Ruffalo shared a tweet asking Americans for an economic revolution to end capitalism.



He needs an invitation to a premier in Hong Kong.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (axyOa)

110 The Caesar Romero 'stache was a bit of a giveaway, there, Billy Dee.

He now identifies as Kiki Dee.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (oVJmc)

111 How was the honeymoon, ace? Posted by: Jane D'oh

That's a debunked conspiracy theory without evidence.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (Ndje9)

112 98
72 Yo ace.



61





And never get laid again.



Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)







His wife is Jewish?



Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (cEsBM)



I am really really resisting telling a Jewish joke here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (VqhL9)



Is it their preference for burning a certain fossil fuel on the side?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (VIoev)

Nope. Keeping their eyes closed during sex.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (VqhL9)

113 Billy Dee Williams, told the magazine, "I say 'himself' and 'herself,' because I also see myself as feminine as well as masculine

"To be honest, I'll do and say anything it takes to make those panties hit the floor"
--Billy Dee, waving around a Colt 45.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

114 He was found passed out drunk in his cop car a few
weeks ago. The MSM has been trying to hush the story up, since he's
black, but it wouldn't stay hushed. And apparently that's only the tip
of the iceberg of complaints about him habitually being drunk on the
job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (Kpl3J)

That's not why. There was a police shooting and an inspector general's report is about to be released that found he lied to everyone about it.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (CQ3Qb)

115 Are you white and male? Because you should probably do something about that if you are. How about . . .

Posted by: Rusty Nail
________

I'm all for posting shocking stuff but there are otters around here and in comparison it just wouldn't stand out.

SAY NO TO FOSSIL FOOLS!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (ScWBu)

116 Billy Dee William, wtf? Don't people have any dignity or pride any more?
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (4YGuy)

He's in his 80s. Let's hope it's senility talking.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (2VKiq)

117 Which movie series was that?


Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM

Hot Shots! is the film series in which Lloyd Bridges plays a senile President.
But there is a scene in The Naked Gun where Leslie Nielsen (playing Lt. Frank Drebin) beats up a bunch of "evil" world leaders, including a moment where he wipes the mark off of Gorbachev's forehead.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (I99aF)

118 Ewoks don't marry,they throuple for life.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (KNsKs)

119 Well I guess now we know what the "Dee" stands for.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (rZgGg)

120 Ace,there's no shame in this day and age. It's good you made an honest woman out of her. Whens the little bundle of joy due?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 02, 2019 12:37 PM (C1Lsn)

121 What's the price point?

I like Turtle Beach stuff but SteelSeries are excellent as well.

Like this one:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07B32GY9Z?th=1

*paws at screen*

Come to me, my pretty.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (mf5HN)


Thanks, AtC! *shoves last piece of chocolate-bourbon-pecan pie thru USB port*




Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

122 He was retiring at the end of the month! She couldn't wait?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 12:32 PM (so+oy)


I think they're going to take his pension.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 02, 2019 12:37 PM (CQ3Qb)

123 I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven

Who wants to tell him?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:37 PM (Boy/L)

124 It can get way worse though, when it comes to email shenanigans. So in relative terms you're in decent shape still.
Posted by: TexasDan


At least you didn't reply "piss off" and accidentally include everyone in the corporate directory.
Posted by: rickb223
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The 'Reply All' function should require one to jump through several levels of 'Are You Sure?, 'Are You REALLY Sure?'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:37 PM (fUKvD)

125 64 In case anyone wants to know how my day is going, I just tried to forward an email from one of my favorite clients to my boss and accidentally hit Block Sender instead so that it's going that well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (mf5HN)
---------------------------

We had our email system taken down because a bunch of people hit "reply all" after someone mistakenly sent an email to everyone in the address book.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 12:37 PM (qC1Sy)

126 am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I'm not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It's not even close." 
--Michael Bloomberg 

Ahura Mazda will be standing there with a 44 ounce big gulp, just laughing at him.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 02, 2019 12:37 PM (4YGuy)

127

Read bloomberg's quote again, closely.

He insists he has earned an eternal place with God for whom he begins the sentence with skepticism of His existence.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 12:37 PM (P1T9n)

128 Crap I think that SteelSeries one is wired, there's this:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07W5JG77B/

*backs away from teh Amazon*

No. No, I do not need more gaming stuff. No. BAD ALEX! *bops self on nose with rolled up newspaper* BAD!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:38 PM (mf5HN)

129 118
Ewoks don't marry,they throuple for life.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (KNsKs)

...and they throuple HARD.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:38 PM (VqhL9)

130 70
HELP! All my Christmas shopping is done, except for one thing.

I need advice on a wireless headphone/mic set for gaming (for our son). He has an XBox One.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (ptqGC)

Turtle Beach makes great head sets. Wired and wireless. $65-$200

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 02, 2019 12:38 PM (5l6gb)

131 The New York Post reports that there have also been bottle openers decorated with photos of Auschwitz.

That's just weird.

-
Apparently the advert blurb says it's a photo of the former Jewish section of Krakow so stupid or evil?

https://bit.ly/2Ya3CTZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 12:38 PM (+y/Ru)

132 We've been pretty good, Ace. Had a good Thanksgiving over at DIL#2's hacienda. She's the best cook in the whole fam damily. She sent us home with a big box full of leftovers which we have thoroughly enjoyed. SIL#2 (her hubby) gave me a little practice amp for my new Strat, which was really nice of him.

Only bad part of the weekend was seeing my Beloved Crimson Tide get beat by Auburn and the officials. Oh well, Go Georgia Bulldawgs! Maybe MBCT will come here for another bowl game, we'll see.

Hope you and yours had a great Thanksgiving. And all the cob-loggers, too. We love all of you like a brother or a sister.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 12:38 PM (HaL55)

133 I'm just happy as long as I have little kids rubbing my leg hair up and down, which was bleached blonde by the sun btw.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 12:38 PM (BDZWU)

134 I have to say that I can understand why the Chicago Police Chief might take to strong drink.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:38 PM (fUKvD)

135 Mark Ruffalo works for scale, then?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (oVJmc)


Since he plays brainless imbeciles so convincingly, this behavior isn't completely unanticipated.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 02, 2019 12:38 PM (y7DUB)

136 Hm.

I glanced at my current hash and sorta chuckled, "I am not a SNOb."

Then I read it more closely and I sorta grumbled, "I am not aN SOb!"

Time to play IP roulette.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 12:38 PM (aNSOb)

137 Haven't been arrested, or convicted, so, okay - how goes the gainz?
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (zL/eJ)


I did get pulled over for speeding over the weekend. Got a warning.

Was interesting, tho. I gave him my license and LTC, as instructed during my LTC class, and he asked me if I was carrying to which I told him I was.

He just said "don't reach for it" and went about his business. I said "yes sir."

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

138 Watching the old ass heroes of the original Star Wars was the hardest part of new trilogy.

Though I thought Luke becoming an old ass grump story arc was pretty good.

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 12:39 PM (5lEdH)

139 That's a debunked conspiracy theory without evidence.

I am in possession of certain video footage taken at a treehouse in the Catskills.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:39 PM (Boy/L)

140 has aces gal READ this blog yet?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:39 PM (VqhL9)

141 Who wants to tell him?

"Wow heaven is really hot and painful what with the acid porcupine suppositories"
--Bloomberg

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:39 PM (KZzsI)

142 "That's a debunked conspiracy theory without evidence."

You're new around here or something?


This is what we do.


This is who we are.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2019 12:39 PM (cqNba)

143 Welcome back Ace.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 02, 2019 12:39 PM (BLT3V)

144 If you haven't honeymooned yet, I hear Ciudad Juarez is nice this time of years.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 12:39 PM (v0R5T)

145 >>Ewoks don't marry,they throuple for life.


Mating Season on Endor is marked by the smell of Burning Fur.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:39 PM (XtZ7c)

146 Mark Ruffalo is a turd sandwich. Basic phony, like all actors. Take away his money, he would end up homeless.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 12:40 PM (bCLt0)

147 I did get pulled over for speeding over the weekend. Got a warning.

Was interesting, tho. I gave him my license and LTC, as instructed during my LTC class, and he asked me if I was carrying to which I told him I was.

He just said "don't reach for it" and went about his business. I said "yes sir."
Posted by: Sponge


And that's the way it is supposed to go.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:40 PM (Jk+3L)

148 Read the content.
Yeah, I know I know.

At least my lips weren't moving,,, well, as much as usual.

Posted by: teej at December 02, 2019 12:40 PM (9LYIb)

149 Billy Dee Williams may have stumbled on a way to pick up the modern young woman. Good Luck Bill! Take Viagra. These young gals are fit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2019 12:40 PM (vN4+Q)

150 wasn't passed out. the poor guy was overworked. just catching up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 12:40 PM (KP5rU)

151 That Bloomberg quote can't be real, right?

...right?

Our would be master's cannot possibly be that stu-

*thinks about the past 10-20 years*

You know what, yes they absolutely can.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 02, 2019 12:40 PM (ayFCE)

152 Am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I'm not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It's not even close."
--Michael Bloomberg

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Jesus disagrees.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 12:40 PM (RU4sa)

153 Then I read it more closely and I sorta grumbled, "I am not aN SOb!"

We all aspire to be tHE SOb.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:40 PM (Boy/L)

154 I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I'm not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It's not even close."
--Michael Bloomberg

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Isn't one Biden per election enough?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)

155 He'll have a lot of company in the "Oh, shit!" line.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 12:40 PM (RU4sa)

156 >>has aces gal READ this blog yet?


She can only read in Cyrillic.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:41 PM (XtZ7c)

157 He insists he has earned an eternal place with God for whom he begins the sentence with skepticism of His existence.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 12:37 PM (P1T9n)
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Well, let's hope he figures it out, or answers the knock at the door, because, otherwise, he's in for a rude awakening.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 12:41 PM (qC1Sy)

158 WOOOOOOOOO!!

Posted by: Ric Flair, Nobleman of Fury at December 02, 2019 12:41 PM (NYej6)

159 153
Then I read it more closely and I sorta grumbled, "I am not aN SOb!"



We all aspire to be tHE SOb.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:40 PM (Boy/L)

Cap foul. 5 yards.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:41 PM (VqhL9)

160

President Trump and Rudy Guilliani are STUPID.

The angle they should be playing is The Democrats Are Calling The President Of Ukraine A Liar! and The Democrats Are Ruining The U.S.-Ukraine Relationship By Accusing The Ukraine President Of Lying And Corruption.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 12:41 PM (P1T9n)

161 96 HELP! All my Christmas shopping is done, except for one thing.

I need advice on a wireless headphone/mic set for gaming (for our son). He has an XBox One.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 12:31 PM (ptqGC)


What's the price point?

I like Turtle Beach stuff but SteelSeries are excellent as well.

Like this one:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07B32GY9Z?th=1

*paws at screen*

Come to me, my pretty.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:34 PM (mf5HN)

...

I don't think you can go terribly wrong, honestly. And by that I mean that all of them break within a year. Or maybe it's just that I have kids.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 12:41 PM (yL25O)

162 How was the honeymoon, ace? Posted by: Jane D'oh

The wheels fell off, the walls closed in

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 02, 2019 12:41 PM (Ndje9)

163 I happens to have The Avengers playing yesterday while reading about Merkel double speak. I watched Loki in Berlin giving a similar monologue about the burden of freedom and hope.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2019 12:41 PM (/7IZP)

164 I knew my belt would run out of buckle, so I went all Big Lebowski this Thanksgiving, and showed up in my bathrobe, instead.

Posted by: Tryptophan Fantastic at December 02, 2019 12:41 PM (4ceyg)

165 Cap foul. 5 yards.

After the Saturday Bama just had, this is not funny.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:42 PM (Boy/L)

166 156 >>has aces gal READ this blog yet?


She can only read in Cyrillic.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:41 PM (XtZ7c)

...

Better yet that Mongolian vertical script.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 12:42 PM (yL25O)

167 She can only read in Cyrillic.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:41 PM (XtZ7c)

I laughed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:42 PM (VqhL9)

168 In case anyone wants to know how my day is going, I just tried to forward an email from one of my favorite clients to my boss and accidentally hit Block Sender instead so that it's going that well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (mf5HN)
Call your IT person at work and tell them to fix it. While you are at it insinuate that it is somehow their fault this happened. They love that sort of thing.

My Thanksgiving was great. No political talk at all. Today I'm back at work dealing with people's email/computer issues....

Posted by: Just Lily at December 02, 2019 12:42 PM (uy3Qx)

169 I watched Loki in Berlin giving a similar monologue about the burden of freedom and hope.

And only one German resisted.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

170 He just said "don't reach for it" and went about his business. I said "yes sir."
Posted by: Sponge


And that's the way it is supposed to go.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:40 PM (Jk+3L)

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No it's not.

He was supposed to screech about his rights and record it.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 12:43 PM (RU4sa)

171 Corbyn blamed years of cuts to the police, prison and parole services by Conservative governments left the system unable to monitor offenders.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (aKsyK)

You know what's easy to monitor? Cemeteries. Very low recidivism rates.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 02, 2019 12:43 PM (jp0Bv)

172 165
Cap foul. 5 yards.



After the Saturday Bama just had, this is not funny.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:42 PM (Boy/L)

Wow. Right? I apologize.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:43 PM (VqhL9)

173 Some beautiful pictures of FLOTUS Melania showing off the Christmas decorations at the WH. Beautiful.

https://tinyurl.com/sy2ywf7

Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 12:43 PM (oiNtH)

174 I did get pulled over for speeding over the weekend. Got a warning.

Was interesting, tho. I gave him my license and LTC, as instructed during my LTC class, and he asked me if I was carrying to which I told him I was.

He just said "don't reach for it" and went about his business. I said "yes sir."
Posted by: Sponge


I do like when they ask if you "have any weapons, hand grenades, explosives, etc"

I always say "yes to the weapons" then give a pregnant pause on the hand grenades and explosives, then come back with, "no, no grenades or explosives. Used those last week fishing".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:43 PM (Jk+3L)

175 Welcome back! Thanks for letting me help out during your absence.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at December 02, 2019 12:43 PM (1dH2d)

176 100 7 Actor Mark Ruffalo shared a tweet asking Americans for an economic revolution to end capitalism

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A 50% surtax on all income earned above $100,000 from entertainment services.

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 12:43 PM (5lEdH)

177 After the Saturday Bama just had, this is not funny.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:42 PM (Boy/L)

Can't even count to 11.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 02, 2019 12:43 PM (CQ3Qb)

178 I haven't done ANY Christmas shopping or put up any Christmas decorations yet

Posted by: VM's phone at December 02, 2019 12:43 PM (EGSGm)

179 Limbaugh really lives in an alternate reality if he thinks the Dems/media/etc will face any kind of big collapse, humiliation, etc. over their last few years behavior.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2019 12:43 PM (QDnY+)

180 Sounds like from these comments that ace has found an eligible ewok lady.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 12:44 PM (bCLt0)

181
And mom is like the biggest fan of his, from waaay back.

Richard Chamberlain and now Lando.

My mom just can't even...hah.
Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019


*
*

As I recall, the media dubbed Williams the "black Clark Gable" back in 1980 when Empire Strikes Back was out. (At least people back then remembered who Clark Gable was.) And now . . . he's 82????

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 12:44 PM (Ejm1K)

182 I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I'm not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It's not even close."
--Michael Bloomberg


I, for one, look forward to Judgement Day to see the outcomes for people with this mindset.

If you start your comment out with "....if there is a God..." you're not not passing Go and aren't getting eternal paradise.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

183 Hunter Biden's lawyer quit. Then he refused to show up in court. I'm guessing he's a real honey of a client

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:44 PM (KZzsI)

184

I doubt the Tories weren't the ones who came up with the very stupid idea of Automatic Prison Release.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 12:44 PM (P1T9n)

185
Mating Season on Endor is marked by the smell of Burning Fur.

And ends with a lullaby solo from Bea Arthur.

https://tinyurl.com/t3kthxk


Oh yeah. I went there.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 12:44 PM (rZgGg)

186 Actor Mark Ruffalo shared a tweet asking Americans for an economic revolution to end capitalism



Tax Disney.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 12:44 PM (oVJmc)

187 WaterCow, you just need to call us Climate Nazis more often. You can do it!!

Posted by: Linn Ridge
________

Thanks for the encouragement. (Your a CLIMATE NAZI by the way!!! You all are!!)

The thing about being a troll is advancement at my office is merit-based. They have objective metrics for number of posts, post content, opposition discouragement, etc. There are about eight objective, tangible areas we score on and I came up short.

The thing is, I FEEL REALLY STRONGLY about how good communism is and how bad Trump is. It seems unfair that I got passed up for the promotion. But the company wants results, and I didn't deliver the past few months.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 12:44 PM (ScWBu)

188 BackwardsBoy, you got the Strat!!!!

First I'd seen that. Made me smile, it did.

Posted by: teej at December 02, 2019 12:44 PM (9LYIb)

189 35 I had no idea Ace was welding. That should sturdy up those shelves.
Posted by: Downcast at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (ARJT9)

--------------------------------

Unless he got the torches from IKEA.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 02, 2019 12:44 PM (2SAGH)

190 >> Sounds like from these comments that ace has found an eligible ewok lady.


Once he got those shelves up, it was just a matter of time.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:44 PM (XtZ7c)

191 things, then other things

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 02, 2019 12:44 PM (E+OcO)

192
I'm just happy as long as I have little kids rubbing my leg hair up and down, which was bleached blonde by the sun btw.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 02, 2019 12:38 PM (BDZWU)


And don't forget them climbing onto your lap. Right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC)

193 173 Some beautiful pictures of FLOTUS Melania showing off the Christmas decorations at the WH. Beautiful.

https://tinyurl.com/sy2ywf7
Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019 12:43 PM (oiNtH)

Oh Melania, if only you would wear that dress and eschew bras all the time...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 12:45 PM (RD7QR)

194 I am really really resisting telling a Jewish joke here.

No need. Here, let Frank Zappa do it for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 12:45 PM (HaL55)

195 Hunter Biden's lawyer quit.

Hunter needs to straighten his life out with some time in the military.

No, wait...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:45 PM (Boy/L)

196 Angel: "Oh, that's God. Sometimes he just likes to play Bloomberg!"

/Just the punchline

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 12:45 PM (m45I2)

197 Trump 2020 campaign just revoked the credentials for Bloomberg News. heh.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 02, 2019 12:45 PM (CQ3Qb)

198 Hey Ace, glad you lived....so far.

Please liven up The Most Boring Coup. Ever

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 02, 2019 12:46 PM (pB6Gt)

199 Ah yes, ewok females are nesters, so shelving is a must. It is known.

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 12:46 PM (bCLt0)

200 I'm sick of all these shiteating "celebrities" "calling" for the end of this that or the other thing (i.e. Revolution.)

Hey, dicknuts... you're so convinced? You're so dead certain you're right? YOU start the Revolution.

YOU organize a secret cadre of support and arms caches. YOU start planning an open insurrection against the U.S. Gov't.

All this "calling for" shit is just pissing up an already piss-stained rope. STFU, you fucking hypocrites.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 12:46 PM (AURKQ)

201 I always enjoy Billy Dee Williams in everything. He always seems to be aware he's acting in a movie and winks at you while he's doing it, but still sells his part.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:46 PM (KZzsI)

202 Welcome back, Ace.
We didn't burn the place to the ground.
*smiles proudly*

Posted by: Nom de Blog at December 02, 2019 12:46 PM (hYUjK)

203 Mark Ruffalo is a turd. I enjoy reading bios on old school Hollywood types, and get a kick out of how insanely rich some became as a result of good investment. Ruffalo should be pleasuring the bums under the bridge for wine money.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 02, 2019 12:46 PM (C1Lsn)

204 173 Some beautiful pictures of FLOTUS Melania showing off the Christmas decorations at the WH. Beautiful.

https://tinyurl.com/sy2ywf7
Posted by: Cheri at December 02, 2019


*
*

How nice to have a First Lady whom we're proud to hear and see, after 2009-2017's interregnum.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 12:46 PM (Ejm1K)

205 Newest pickup line: Hey baby, c'mon over and check out my self-installed shelving.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 12:46 PM (q1Pj5)

206 I wonder if ace's lady rubs his leg hair?

Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 12:47 PM (bCLt0)

207 152 Am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I'm not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It's not even close."
--Michael Bloomberg


lol. that's what the trap door is for, asshole.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 12:47 PM (nFwvY)

208
If were we smart, we'd have someone follow Biden in Iowa and shout this question at every campaign stop: Isn't A Man Pretending To Be A Woman Malarkey?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 12:47 PM (P1T9n)

209 So we should stay away from the Colt 45 malt liquor then?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 12:48 PM (yL25O)

210 >>I wonder if ace's lady rubs his leg hair?


Only when she's ready for him to Yub.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:48 PM (XtZ7c)

211 Open Thread While I Try to Catch Up
How's everyone been?

Posted by: Ace

........

I'm picturing Ace at his blogger desk with an IN basket piled halfway to the ceiling.

Catch up? On what?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 12:48 PM (so+oy)

212 Richard Chamberlain and now Lando.

My mom just can't even...hah.
Posted by: SMH

don't forget us!......Rock Hudson and Raymond Burr

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 02, 2019 12:48 PM (FTlwv)

213 Ace didn't get a lady - you guys just don't realize how long the commute is to Endor for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 12:48 PM (oZ6kz)

214 So I finally got an offer on my house that I have been trying to sell since September. I was away on vacation and feeling confident about what I wanted for the house, thinking I would just stay the winter if I couldn't get my price and put it back on in the spring. Negotiated, stood firm,then Thanksgiving happened, deal stalled. Came home and now 6-8 inches of snow with more coming reminding me why I wanted to sell in the first place. Sigh....

Posted by: sharon at December 02, 2019 12:48 PM (QzF6i)

215 After the Saturday Bama just had, this is not funny.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:42 PM (Boy/L)

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ROLL TEARS!!!

ROLL!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

216 Who's this "Ace" guy?

Posted by: K-Bob at December 02, 2019 12:48 PM (rPjOw)

217 Some beautiful pictures of FLOTUS Melania showing off the Christmas decorations at the WH. Beautiful.
.........

What... no Mao ornaments?

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

218 Gay as a French tutu

Posted by: MAGA at December 02, 2019 12:49 PM (5lEdH)

219 215 After the Saturday Bama just had, this is not funny.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:42 PM (Boy/L)

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ROLL TEARS!!!

ROLL!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

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That made me laugh.

It is funny, then.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 12:49 PM (qC1Sy)

220
The New York Post reports that there have also been bottle openers decorated with photos of Auschwitz.

That's just weird.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:30 PM (KZzsI)







What else did they have on sale? Oven mitts?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 12:49 PM (kw0bd)

221 206 I wonder if ace's lady rubs his leg hair?
Posted by: john knox at December 02, 2019 12:47 PM (bCLt0)

---

...

no words

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 12:49 PM (RU4sa)

222 Call your IT person at work and tell them to fix it. While you are at it insinuate that it is somehow their fault this happened. They love that sort of thing.

My Thanksgiving was great. No political talk at all. Today I'm back at work dealing with people's email/computer issues....
Posted by: Just Lily at December 02, 2019 12:42 PM (uy3Qx)


There are three of us. I am the IT person.

I noticed I clickyed the button (clickyed is too a word, you judgmental red line) immediately and thus fixed it right then but the actual hell brain.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:50 PM (mf5HN)

223 Who's this "Ace" guy?

Some say he arrived on the Internet via an alt.bestiality thread in 1995.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:50 PM (Boy/L)

224 I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I'm not
stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my
place in heaven. It's not even close."

--Michael Bloomberg


======

Yep, that'll absolutely pull the Evangelical vote. Good job. Yep.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 02, 2019 12:50 PM (IttZ7)

225 sluggish.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 02, 2019 12:50 PM (+DS2f)

226 I wonder if ace's lady rubs his leg hair?

Well, technically its fur

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:50 PM (KZzsI)

227 216 Who's this "Ace" guy?
Posted by: K-Bob


he used to blog here before Buck Throckmorton

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 12:50 PM (nFwvY)

228
Whoa.

Is there finally - finally - going to be a married conservative blogger who doesn't live in a shed and Tweet about Captain Marvel?

I'll be damned.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 12:50 PM (AzW6q)

229 No need. Here, let Frank Zappa do it for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 12:45 PM (HaL55)


LOL. 2nd' comment in the list....

Why do jewish men get circumcised?
.
.
.
.
Because jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 10% off.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Yep, that'll absolutely pull the Evangelical vote. Good job. Yep.

Well the interview was in 2015, probably hoping it never came up again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:51 PM (KZzsI)

231 What else did they have on sale? Oven mitts?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur


you are a horrible person
and I larfed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2019 12:51 PM (d7Ww2)

232 Billy Dee is just saying that his Lando is just as bi-curious as Donald Glover's Lando.

Posted by: Downcast at December 02, 2019 12:51 PM (ARJT9)

233


What else did they have on sale? Oven mitts?



Ash trays.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 12:51 PM (oVJmc)

234
Well the interview was in 2015, probably hoping it never came up again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:51 PM (KZzsI)
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Knowing Bloomberg, he'll double down on that position.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 12:51 PM (qC1Sy)

235 Richard Chamberlain and now Lando.

My mom just can't even...hah.
Posted by: SMH

don't forget us!......Rock Hudson and

Raymond Burr
Posted by: Jinx the Cat


So THAT'S why he used a wheel chair. Prolapsed rectum made it hard to walk.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:52 PM (Jk+3L)

236 BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: HOUSE REPUBLICANS TO CALL ERIC CIARAMELLA AS THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLAR ON IMPEACHMENT...Developing

Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "James Earl Jones Wanted Too Much!" at December 02, 2019 12:52 PM (Ndje9)

237
It is funny, then.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 12:49 PM (qC1Sy)

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Hilarious.... actually.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 12:52 PM (8XRCm)

238 >>Is there finally - finally - going to be a married conservative blogger who doesn't live in a shed and Tweet about Captain Marvel?


Word on the street is LauraW caught Ace's bouquet...so, maybe 2?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:52 PM (XtZ7c)

239 I think Billy Dee is more 'bi-cycle' than 'bi-curious.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 12:52 PM (oVJmc)

240 'Bama? 'BAMA??? What about the invisible fire hydrant that cost Ole Miss their game??

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 12:52 PM (ScWBu)

241 Restaurant.com - $1 for $25 restaurant gift certificates.

That's the lowest I've ever seen it and I've been using them for decades.

Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 12:52 PM (cF8AT)

242 Police chief drunk? They are lucky that the job didn't turn him into a raging maniac who was injecting opiates, huffing gold aerosol paint, doing the meth, and sniffing glue.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 02, 2019 12:52 PM (e1mEI)

243 First I'd seen that. Made me smile, it did.

Yep, I'm all tickled. MIM, sunburst finish with a maple neck and white pick guard. Looks just like the very first Strats. I'm getting a new set of callouses on me fingers. Sounds great, lots of sustain. Wanted one for a long time.

If you haven't yet seen it yet, this documentary on Strats is really good. There's a certain date that's mentioned. A very important date, in fact, to a particular boy...that I did not know previously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWFw23PLr-Y

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 12:52 PM (HaL55)

244 After the Saturday Bama just had, this is not funny.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:42 PM (Boy/L)


This actually made my weekend SOOO much better, even with the 102 fever.

Happiness is...Dejection on 'bama fans faces.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

245 211 Open Thread While I Try to Catch Up
How's everyone been?

Posted by: Ace

........

I'm picturing Ace at his blogger desk with an IN basket piled halfway to the ceiling.

Catch up? On what?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 12:48 PM (so+oy)

He's reading all the posts he missed for inspiration. Unlike the Horde he reads the content.

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 12:53 PM (7nTlT)

246 Yep, that'll absolutely pull the Evangelical vote. Good job. Yep.

Well the interview was in 2015, probably hoping it never came up again.


Here we come to the really disturbing part of this charade: When people like Weld or the Castros run, it's to draw a paycheck. When Bloomberg does it as a "savior," he really believes it. Scares the crap out of me that people like this are walking around.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:53 PM (Boy/L)

247 Happiness is...Dejection on 'bama fans faces.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

---

Made the hubs smile.

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 12:53 PM (RU4sa)

248 What else did they have on sale? Oven mitts?





Ash trays.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 12:51 PM (oVJmc)

Lampshades. BBQ grill lighters.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2019 12:53 PM (q1Pj5)

249 Word on the street is LauraW caught Ace's bouquet...so, maybe 2?

She of the charming hump?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:53 PM (KZzsI)

250 224 I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I'm not
stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my
place in heaven. It's not even close."

--Michael Bloomberg


======

Yep, that'll absolutely pull the Evangelical vote. Good job. Yep.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 02, 2019 12:50 PM (IttZ7)

...

It's judged, not interviewed, Michael.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 12:54 PM (yL25O)

251 >> I'm all tickled. MIM, sunburst finish with a maple neck and white pick guard.


White or Parchment?

I always liked those 'green' guards.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:54 PM (XtZ7c)

252 It is funny, then.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 12:49 PM (qC1Sy)

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Hilarious.... actually.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 12:52 PM (8XRCm)

'Bama can get pretty much the best player @ any position....maybe a kicker next year.

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2019 12:54 PM (X/Pw5)

253 Pretty Melania is so pretty.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:54 PM (mf5HN)

254

Why wouldn't the Republicans request, oh I dunno, the president of Ukraine to at least submit a written statement on what he knows about the alleged quid and quo?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 12:54 PM (P1T9n)

255 'Bama? 'BAMA??? What about the invisible fire hydrant that cost Ole Miss their game??
Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 12:52 PM (ScWBu)


Wait a minute. You mean their loss wasn't 100% the fault of the white kicker?

That's not what Jamele Hill wanted to say.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

256 183 Hunter Biden's lawyer quit. Then he refused to show up in court. I'm guessing he's a real honey of a client
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



I guess crack and meth are not acceptable payment methods.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2019 12:54 PM (vN4+Q)

257 Pretty Melania is so pretty.

Posted by: alexthechick

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 12:54 PM (ScWBu)

258 That is a truly beautiful picture of the White House Christmas decorations.

Such an insane time we live in, that should be the cover of magazines and newspapers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:55 PM (KZzsI)

259 Pretty Melania is so pretty.

Posted by: alexthechick
________

That, and she puts herself together quite nicely.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 12:55 PM (ScWBu)

260
'Bama? 'BAMA??? What about the invisible fire hydrant that cost Ole Miss their game??


Yep, watched that too. Don't know how that kid can show his face in public after losing that game for Ole Miss. What a maroon. Funny that every member of Miss St's team got a penalty at the end for leaving the bench.


And the Oregon/Arizona State game was a good one, too. Herm Edwards is still coaching, something else I did not know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 12:55 PM (HaL55)

261 I noticed I clickyed the button (clickyed is too a word, you judgmental red line) immediately and thus fixed it right then but the actual hell brain.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:50 PM (mf5HN)
Congratulations on fixing the problem yourself. Would that I had such competent coworkers. But that's why you are the IT person! Post turkey day brain is the worst.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 02, 2019 12:55 PM (uy3Qx)

262 Pretty Melania is so pretty.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:54 PM (mf5HN)

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STOP STARING AT MY UNDERBOOB!!!!!

Posted by: Melania Trump at December 02, 2019 12:55 PM (8XRCm)

263 Some say he arrived on the Internet via an alt.bestiality thread in 1995.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:50 PM (Boy/L)


Alt.Binaries.Beastiality.Donkey

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

264 207 152 Am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I'm not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It's not even close."
--Michael Bloomberg

Did he really say that? That seems oddly, what's the word I'm looking for...I know stupid, that's the word.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 12:56 PM (Uu+Jp)

265
STOP STARING AT MY UNDERBOOB!!!!!
Posted by: Melania Trump at December 02, 2019 12:55 PM (8XRCm)


Alex doesn't need to. She's got plenty of her own.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

266 Hunter Biden court hearing story:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/snfugkz

The lawyer representing Hunter Biden in his paternity case abruptly withdrew on Monday while his client blew off the hearing, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal.

Biden, 49, was not in the second-floor courtroom in Batesville, Arkansas, when his attorney former Arkansas Attorney General Dustin McDaniel quit.


Baby mama is real pretty

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (KZzsI)

267 >>Open Thread While I Try to Catch Up


I think he means 'Try to do a Pull Up'.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (MDRBQ)

268 Honestly, Bloomberg has a better chance of fitting thru the eye of need than I do

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (/QKAt)

269 'Bama? 'BAMA??? What about the invisible fire hydrant that cost Ole Miss their game??
Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 12:52 PM (ScWBu)

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Did said Fire Hydrant jump offsides???

No??

Posted by: Melania Trump at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (8XRCm)

270 War!
Uh!
What is it good for?
Saving the planet!

The Hill@thehill
John Kerry: Fight against climate change has to be treated like a "war"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)

271 Lol. Prince Charles wants to have a "summit" with Randy Andy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (ptqGC)

272 Stupid brother in law helped himself to one of my Padron 50 years.

Didn't even ask. Just grabbed it.

Then he said "eh, it was.....OK."



Jerk.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (C+We0)

273 The best Baby Yoda meme:


https://twitter.com/1stDownMoses/status/1200978521163743232

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (mf5HN)

274
Ace is resting up from his honeymoon?

Good to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (pNxlR)

275 >>STOP STARING AT MY UNDERBOOB!!!!!


Then get her a 6 Foot Ladder!

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (MDRBQ)

276 'Bama can get pretty much the best player @ any position....maybe a kicker next year.

Watched SEC Now over on the SEC Channel afterwards. One of them said that MBCT has missed more field goals than any other kollidge team during St. Nick's tenure.
Yeah, we need a good kicker. Still.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (HaL55)

277
grrr

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (8XRCm)

278 I think Billy Dee is more 'bi-cycle' than 'bi-curious.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 12:52 PM (oVJmc)


Yeah, I could be wrong, but I doubt he's had less than 4 episodes of penis sippings.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (Z4rgH)

279 266 Hunter Biden court hearing story:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/snfugkz

The lawyer representing Hunter Biden in his paternity case abruptly withdrew on Monday while his client blew off the hearing, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal.

Biden, 49, was not in the second-floor courtroom in Batesville, Arkansas, when his attorney former Arkansas Attorney General Dustin McDaniel quit.

Baby mama is real pretty

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (KZzsI)

I understand that pretty, stupid, and low standards are popular around here.

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (7nTlT)

280 Huh.

Seems a makeup artist in Hollyweird has been posin' as a Vietnam vet/SEAL/Ranger etc.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=93098

Posted by: SMH at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (RU4sa)

281 The Hill@thehill

John Kerry: Fight against climate change has to be treated like a "war"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)


Man the swift boats! Ahoy!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

282 So not to freak anybody out about a potential coming apocalypse, but I actually gave in and tried online dating again, and I had a date yesterday, one tonight, and one on Friday. I still generally have the self-confidence of Michael J Fox at a Standing Perfectly Still contest, but I have a steady 9-5 job, no kids, no warrants, and no hideous deformities, which apparently makes me the most eligible bachelor in the greater Cleveland area.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (oZ6kz)

283 Are baby ewoks as cute as baby yodas?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (Jk+3L)

284 >>Am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I'm not stopping
to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in
heaven. It's not even close."

--Michael Bloomberg



"It's OK, there's enough parachutes for the rest of us. The 'smartest man in the world' just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack."

Posted by: just the punchline at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (bDqIh)

285 Debralee Scott trivia for her fans in the Ape Thread:

She played the murdered girl pulled up thru a manhole in "Dirty Harry." Character name: Ann Mary Deacon.

Posted by: movie fan at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (XoXBC)

286 Is it confirmed? There's a Mrs O'Spades?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

287

Trying To Catch Up Ace is best Ace

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (P1T9n)

288 I think Billy Dee is more 'bi-cycle' than 'bi-curious.'

Billy Dee is in his eighties. It's called desperation. He just wants someone, anyone to touch his old-man balls.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (ppBhU)

289 And the Oregon/Arizona State game was a good one, too. Herm Edwards is still coaching, something else I did not know.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 12:55 PM (HaL55)


I wasn't aware that Mack Brown is again coaching as well.

He's a Tar Heal.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

290 Hunter Biden's lawyer quit. Then he refused to show up in court. I'm guessing he's a real honey of a client
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Because the jig s up. Joey will be dropping out real soon, and Hunter will cop a plea.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2019 12:59 PM (CqE5x)

291 alexthechick is telling me I have to murder someone.

Posted by: Bander's Phone at December 02, 2019 12:59 PM (UIfE6)

292 John Kerry: Fight against climate change has to be treated like a "war"

How long was this clown in the government? And did nothing?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 12:59 PM (Boy/L)

293 Hunter sent a DM to Avenatti seeing if he'd represent him, but even CPL refused to stoop quite that low.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 12:59 PM (oZ6kz)

294 >> no hideous deformities, which apparently makes me the most eligible bachelor in the greater Cleveland area.


Vestigial Nipples are the new Black.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:59 PM (MDRBQ)

295 282 So not to freak anybody out about a potential coming apocalypse, but I actually gave in and tried online dating again, and I had a date yesterday, one tonight, and one on Friday. I still generally have the self-confidence of Michael J Fox at a Standing Perfectly Still contest, but I have a steady 9-5 job, no kids, no warrants, and no hideous deformities, which apparently makes me the most eligible bachelor in the greater Cleveland area.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (oZ6kz)
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Congratulations!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 01:00 PM (qC1Sy)

296 Have you guys already shared cyber Monday deals? Like 30% off at Black Rifle Coffee?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at December 02, 2019 01:00 PM (dH/BH)

297 A friend at Thanksgiving dinner claimed that within 10 years everyone in California would be homeless. I think he was pulling my wishbone ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 01:00 PM (wtO4Z)

298 So my kid had his ankle rebuilt Wed afternoon. He voluntarily went off the oxycodone night before last. I now can't get him to eat anything. Has anyone else ever had a "off narcotics not hungry" thing happen? I would think it would be the opposite. He's never ever in his life "not been hungry."

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:00 PM (nRWPy)

299
John Kerry: Fight against climate change has to be treated like a "war"

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Soooooo..... you're going to get three medals, throw them over the fence, collude with the enemy in France, then, years later..... report for doodie???

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:00 PM (8XRCm)

300 alexthechick is telling me I have to murder someone.
Posted by: Bander's Phone at December 02, 2019 12:59 PM (UIfE6)



I AM NOT!

Well, okay, maybe BUT I'M RIGHT!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 01:00 PM (mf5HN)

301 >>There's a Mrs O'Spades?


Xhe wore Blue Velvet.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:00 PM (MDRBQ)

302 The now 82-year-old actor, Billy Dee Williams, told the magazine, "I say 'himself' and 'herself,' because I also see myself as feminine as well as masculine," going on to say, "I'm a very soft person. I'm not afraid to show that side of myself."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2019 12:32 PM (aKsyK)

Lando Assblisterin

Posted by: Priapism at December 02, 2019 01:00 PM (2cfUo)

303 You should see the documents I have on Jimmy Hoffa.

Posted by: Toxic Chump at December 02, 2019 01:00 PM (Pzzpr)

304 My favorite "baby Yoda" meme was the one that showed how the design is almost identical to a good Gremlin, shaved and painted green.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

305 John Kerry: Fight against climate change has to be treated like a "war"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)

Follow John Kerry's lead and protest that war.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 02, 2019 01:01 PM (CQ3Qb)

306 256 183 Hunter Biden's lawyer quit. Then he refused to show up in court. I'm guessing he's a real honey of a client
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


I guess crack and meth are not acceptable payment methods.
_______________

No way Hunter would part with any of his drugs. He probably pays with IOU's (or maybe with a promise that daddy will pay the bill later, on his word as a Biden!).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 01:01 PM (k4dH2)

307 >>John Kerry: Fight against climate change has to be treated like a "war"


We should all refuse to participate and move to Canada?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:01 PM (MDRBQ)

308 >>STOP STARING AT MY UNDERBOOB!!!!!


Then get her a 6 Foot Ladder!
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (MDRBQ)

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.... or one of them mini trampolines....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:01 PM (8XRCm)

309 alexthechick is telling me I have to murder someone.

Posted by: Bander's Phone at December 02, 2019 12:59 PM (UIfE6)


Not me! I gave her my last slice of pie!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 01:02 PM (ptqGC)

310 223 Who's this "Ace" guy?

Some say he arrived on the Internet via an alt.bestiality thread in 1995.

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Man, that takes me back.

Posted by: K-Bob at December 02, 2019 01:02 PM (rPjOw)

311 My favorite "baby Yoda" meme was the one that showed how the design is almost identical to a good Gremlin, shaved and painted green.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:01 PM (KZzsI)



When you ask your best friend if you can copy her homework and she says sure but be sure to change it so no one can tell.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 01:02 PM (mf5HN)

312 >>A friend at Thanksgiving dinner claimed that within 10 years everyone in
California would be homeless. I think he was pulling my wishbone

Yes, because every Californian who can afford a home will be moving to your state to flee the mess they've made.

Posted by: just the punchline at December 02, 2019 01:02 PM (bDqIh)

313 270 War!
Uh!
What is it good for?
Saving the planet!

The Hill@thehill
John Kerry: Fight against climate change has to be treated like a "war"



NUKE ALL THE THINGS!!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2019 01:02 PM (vN4+Q)

314 266 Hunter Biden court hearing story:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/snfugkz

The lawyer representing Hunter Biden in his paternity case abruptly withdrew on Monday while his client blew off the hearing, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal.

Biden, 49, was not in the second-floor courtroom in Batesville, Arkansas, when his attorney former Arkansas Attorney General Dustin McDaniel quit.

Baby mama is real pretty
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:57 PM (KZzsI)
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Here's a question I'd like to see posed to Joe Biden:

Vice President Biden, you've strongly advocated the release of tax returns. Now that you son, Hunter, is in a paternity suit and the mother is requesting three years of tax returns to determine support, will you advise your son to go ahead an release those returns because it's the right thing to do?

Posted by: WisRich at December 02, 2019 01:02 PM (G0vdT)

315 The filing comes just over a week after Biden was revealed to be the father of Lunden Robert's child after meeting her at the Mpire Gentlemen's Club in D.C. where SHE WORKED AS A STRIPPER.
ha ha ha ha

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

316 I understand that pretty, stupid, and low standards are popular around here.

I think that's pretty globally appealing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:02 PM (KZzsI)

317 293
Hunter sent a DM to Avenatti seeing if he'd represent him, but even CPL refused to stoop quite that low.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 12:59 PM (oZ6kz)

_______


Is Prince Andrew's attorney available?

Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2019 01:03 PM (wtO4Z)

318 Voldimort Eric Salmonella.

I do think that we have turned a corner as far as media credibility. Most people are 10 years behind me on the curve, and my appraisal has only ever gone down.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2019 01:03 PM (/7IZP)

319 Not me! I gave her my last slice of pie!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 01:02 PM (ptqGC)


This is True Fact.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 01:03 PM (mf5HN)

320 BTW, do we know what sex toy Hunter wanted and where? Not to be gross or anything. Or are we just speculating malarky about what one?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:03 PM (nRWPy)

321 Pretty Melania is so pretty.

Posted by: alexthechick
________

That, and she puts herself together quite nicely.

-
Classy, smart, brave. Bur she's no Mooch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 01:03 PM (+y/Ru)

322 So not to freak anybody out about a potential coming apocalypse, but I
actually gave in and tried online dating again, and I had a date
yesterday, one tonight, and one on Friday.


Make sure to request a lock of hair from each of them.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 01:03 PM (rZgGg)

323 298 So my kid had his ankle rebuilt Wed afternoon. He voluntarily went off the oxycodone night before last. I now can't get him to eat anything. Has anyone else ever had a "off narcotics not hungry" thing happen? I would think it would be the opposite. He's never ever in his life "not been hungry."
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:00 PM (nRWPy)

...

Tell him to get back on the painkillers. He'll heal faster and better. It's not a contest to see who can take the pain.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:03 PM (yL25O)

324 but I have a steady 9-5 job, no kids, no warrants, and no hideous deformities, which apparently makes me the most eligible bachelor in the greater Cleveland area.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 12:58 PM (oZ6kz)

Hey, I have three out of four of those qualifications, why can't I get a date?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

325 When you ask your best friend if you can copy her homework and she says sure but be sure to change it so no one can tell.

Yes! That was the text. Great one but I dunno where it went. I posted it somewhere but can't track it down again. I thought it was particularly effective but probably not on the right side of popularity right now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (KZzsI)

326 Has anyone else ever had a "off narcotics not hungry" thing happen? I
would think it would be the opposite. He's never ever in his life "not
been hungry."


Narcotics- induced constipation can kill your appetite.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (rZgGg)

327 I think I may be too young to understand the Hoffa thing properly.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (nRWPy)

328 I am a fan of The Mandalorian. It's some good TV.

That said, if Baby Yoda ends up in the next Star Wars movie as some kind of savior elf, I'm going to toss something out the window.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (C+We0)

329 >>John Kerry: Fight against climate change has to be treated like a "war"



OK, who is the enemy in this scenario?
Because. . . it's not planet earth.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

330 dagny, I've had two major knee surgeries, broken facial bones, and now a broken foot and ankle.

I've never had a problem with losing my appetite after pain meds, but I've never had a doc give me more than a few days of meds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (ptqGC)

331 how have I been, ?? Stuffed like the Turkey was pre thanksgiving !! Man too much good food & desserts

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (BqBId)

332 Mine was Yoda says something to baby, baby says "boomer ok" and Yoda says "listen here you little shit..."

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (Xvo1a)

333 320 BTW, do we know what sex toy Hunter wanted and where? Not to be gross or anything. Or are we just speculating malarky about what one?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:03 PM (nRWPy)

The needle off a twister spinner.

Up the nose.

If he's anything like dear ol' Dad.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (AURKQ)

334 Hey, I have three out of four of those qualifications, why can't I get a date?

are you in the Greater Cleveland area?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (KZzsI)

335 Narcotics- induced constipation can kill your appetite.


Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (rZgGg)
Not constipated. Stool softeners working and he's pooping normally.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (nRWPy)

336 if bloomberg waltzes in, i'm a fucking shoo in.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (KP5rU)

337 >>Narcotics- induced constipation can kill your appetite.


Time for the dreaded aparatus?

Posted by: Jerry at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (MDRBQ)

338
So my kid had his ankle rebuilt Wed afternoon. He voluntarily went off the oxycodone night before last. I now can't get him to eat anything. Has anyone else ever had a "off narcotics not hungry" thing happen? I would think it would be the opposite. He's never ever in his life "not been hungry."
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:00 PM (nRWPy)

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Hmmmmm..... usually opioids will stop one up tighter than an barrel of conrete dumped in a sewer pipe.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (8XRCm)

339 328 I am a fan of The Mandalorian. It's some good TV.

That said, if Baby Yoda ends up in the next Star Wars movie as some kind of savior elf, I'm going to toss something out the window.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (C+We0)

==========

My mom has Disney+ and offered to let me log in to her account and catch up while she's visiting.

I don't know if I wanna.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (q80AH)

340 329 >>John Kerry: Fight against climate change has to be treated like a "war"



OK, who is the enemy in this scenario?
Because. . . it's not planet earth.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

...

Plus isn't digging foxholes problematic?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (yL25O)

341 Classy, smart, brave. Bur she's no Mooch.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 02, 2019 01:03 PM (+y/Ru)


True. Melania doesn't have a swinginDick.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

342 Biden baby mamas Papa looks like a security risk

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2019 01:06 PM (/QKAt)

343 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (ptqGC)
*******
I had Percocets after Shoulder surgery, but didn't lose my appetite. But everyone is different

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 01:06 PM (BqBId)

344 265


STOP STARING AT MY UNDERBOOB!!!!!

Posted by: Melania Trump at December 02, 2019 12:55 PM (8XRCm)



Alex doesn't need to. She's got plenty of her own.


short though the empress may be, she's not short enough to stare at her own underboob.

Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 01:06 PM (sGtp+)

345 329 >>John Kerry: Fight against climate change has to be treated like a "war"

OK, who is the enemy in this scenario?
Because. . . it's not planet earth.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

So Kerry thinks i'd be morally justified in stoving his Moai looking cabeza in with a bat?

I mean, just for clarification purposes, here...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 01:06 PM (AURKQ)

346 Follow John Kerry's lead and protest that war.

Hey, let's throw Greata Thunderbunny over the White House fence! Or into the Potomac River.


I'm not picky.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 01:06 PM (HaL55)

347 I have the feeling that Hunter Biden probably makes Charlie Sheen look like a financial management genius.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (yL25O)

348 My mom has Disney+ and offered to let me log in to her account and catch up while she's visiting.

I don't know if I wanna.


Give it a shot. Jon Favreau is doing some decent work with the franchise. It has the right mood, doesn't rely on stupid Jedi shit (well, except for one time but whatever), and it doesn't try to be more than what it is. Online reviews call it a Western, and that's true. A good western.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (C+We0)

349 334 Hey, I have three out of four of those qualifications, why can't I get a date?

are you in the Greater Cleveland area?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (KZzsI)

No, and I'm not moving dammit!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (RD7QR)

350 So my kid had his ankle rebuilt Wed afternoon. He voluntarily went off the oxycodone night before last. I now can't get him to eat anything. Has anyone else ever had a "off narcotics not hungry" thing happen? I would think it would be the opposite. He's never ever in his life "not been hungry."
Posted by: dagny, first of her name

I found that after my surgery, I would eat food to take the painkillers. After I got off pain killers (which do not kill the pain for me) Eliquis taken on an empty stomach, made me nauseous. I would eat food to take the painkillers.

Finally figured it out after 3 days

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (vd8XM)

351 I find it hard to believe Ace has never tried Ketchup.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (MDRBQ)

352 but I have a steady 9-5 job, no kids, no warrants, and no hideous deformities, which apparently makes me the most eligible bachelor in the greater Cleveland area.

----

Well Cleveland so, yeah.

jk

Seriously, good for you! Enjoy it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (Y4EXg)

353 My mom has Disney+ and offered to let me log in to her account and catch up while she's visiting.

I don't know if I wanna.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (q80AH)


The Mandalorian is really good.

That said Darkwing Duck FTW!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (mf5HN)

354 Man, that takes me back.
Posted by: K-Bob

Me too!

Posted by: Eli the Bearded at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (FTlwv)

355 329 >>John Kerry: Fight against climate change has to be treated like a "war"



OK, who is the enemy in this scenario?
Because. . . it's not planet earth.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

That'd be us.

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (7nTlT)

356 346 Follow John Kerry's lead and protest that war.

Hey, let's throw Greata Thunderbunny over the White House fence! Or into the Potomac River.


I'm not picky.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 01:06 PM (HaL55)

..

Just upriver from Great Falls. It's nice there.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (yL25O)

357 Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (nRWPy)
********
Yeah My Pharmacist who I went to school with told me that when taking them. but didn't affect me

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (BqBId)

358 >>John Kerry: Fight against climate change has to be treated like a "war"



Some also view the fight against liberalism in the same fashion.

Be careful what you wish for.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

359 Greata Thunderbunny


Heh! This may be a good WWE wrestling name.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (vN4+Q)

360 I am a fan of The Mandalorian

Who doesn't love gull-wing doors and stainless steel?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (rZgGg)

361
The Hill@thehill
John Kerry: Fight against climate change has to be treated like a "war"

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So he's going to do nothing, and then brag about how big a role he had in another 20 years or so?

Posted by: reason at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (kZVsz)

362 Tell him to get back on the painkillers. He'll heal faster and better. It's not a contest to see who can take the pain.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:03 PM (yL25O)


If they make him too loopy, tell him to cut them in half. That's what I did.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (ptqGC)

363
I've never had a problem with losing my appetite
after pain meds, but I've never had a doc give me more than a few days
of meds.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (ptqGC)

He was on them wed night, thursday, friday, and half dose saturday. The nerve block didn't wear off til Thursday night. He's also on calcium, motrin, tylenol, vit D, Vit C, an 81mg aspirin, and stool softener. He has a cast with an ice bag INSIDE that hooks up to a machine that ices the leg.
Any and all of that would make me nauseated, but no nausea. He ate fine until he went off the oxy.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (nRWPy)

364 You should see the documents I have on Bloomberg. Just wait until I release them.

PS: I have a kill switch

Posted by: Toxic Chump at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (Pzzpr)

365 351 I find it hard to believe Ace has never tried Ketchup.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (MDRBQ)

...

Maybe he thinks it's Catsup.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (yL25O)

366 i'm with john kerry!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (KP5rU)

367 "How's everyone been?"

Sleepy after all of that turkey

Posted by: can of spam at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (g0aRc)

368 Ace a married man and Broseidon dating!

My, my, next thing you know there won't be anyone here who runs tabletop games.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (uy3Qx)

369
I find it hard to believe Ace has never tried Ketchup.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (MDRBQ)..

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Tried it as ..... what?

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (8XRCm)

370 348 My mom has Disney+ and offered to let me log in to her account and catch up while she's visiting.

I don't know if I wanna.

Give it a shot. Jon Favreau is doing some decent work with the franchise. It has the right mood, doesn't rely on stupid Jedi shit (well, except for one time but whatever), and it doesn't try to be more than what it is. Online reviews call it a Western, and that's true. A good western.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (C+We0)

=========

It does sound like something I would like, but...I am super weird about taking on new TV.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (q80AH)

371 Man too much good food desserts

I do not understand those words in that order.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (HaL55)

372 I find it hard to believe Ace has never tried Ketchup.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (MDRBQ)


How do you know you don't like it if you don't try it?

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

373 "I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I'm not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It's not even close."
--Michael Bloomberg

source:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vcx9fns

To which I can only respond with lyrics from The Call:

He says, "We'll walk right in the front door
And proudly raise our heads"
I say man you must be joking
Our hands are covered in blood red

https://youtu.be/9ORcdWyE1H0
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Well, according to the Jewish Carpenter from Nazareth, it is harder for a rich man to go to heaven that it is for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle.....but with God, all things are possible.
I know that Bloomberg is some kind of Jewish guy (don't know if he actually goes to temple and such), and doesn't put much stock in what Jesus might have said 2000 years ago, but then again, I think he (Bloomberg) is sort of full of himself and a little too self - aggrandizing. Might be off putting to some people. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at December 02, 2019 01:09 PM (vcOmj)

374 short though the empress may be, she's not short enough to stare at her own underboob.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 01:06 PM (sGtp+)



You know, I'll take it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 01:09 PM (mf5HN)

375 I find it hard to believe Ace has never tried Ketchup.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:07 PM (MDRBQ)..

Is this a euphemism for something?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 01:09 PM (RD7QR)

376 Ketchup is a soup!

FIGHT ME!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 01:09 PM (AURKQ)

377 That'd be us.


Posted by: Someguy


We have a winner

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:09 PM (bDqIh)

378 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 01:04 PM (ptqGC)
*******
I had Percocets after Shoulder surgery, but didn't lose my appetite. But everyone is different
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit


After gall bladder surgery, when the last dilauded shot wore off, I ate everything I could.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:10 PM (Jk+3L)

379 Not constipated. Stool softeners working and he's pooping normally.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (nRWPy)

--------------------------

Mooooommmmm!

*rolls eyes and hobbles off*

Posted by: dagny's son at December 02, 2019 01:10 PM (qC1Sy)

380 He's not in pain and needs to be off them to go back to school tomorrow. Surgeon said after 72 hours he wouldn't have too much pain with leg elevated but it might ache after he went back to school and then give 1/2 oxy at 3pm. I just don't want him to faint or something.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:10 PM (nRWPy)

381
hort though the empress may be, she's not short enough to stare at her own underboob.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 01:06 PM (sGtp+)


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I THOUGHT THATS WHAT THE TRAMPOLINE WAS FOR!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

382 short though the empress may be, she's not short enough to stare at her own underboob.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 01:06 PM (sGtp+)


She's got mirrors in various positions to satisfy the need at any time.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

383 376 Ketchup is a soup!

FIGHT ME!!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 01:09 PM (AURKQ)

...

Are there chopped up hot dogs in this soup?

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:10 PM (yL25O)

384
Dagny - it's probably loss of appetite due to mild withdrawals from the drug. Pretty common. Used to happen to me after injuries, which i had a lot of as a kid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM (AzW6q)

385 off perverted handle from the early days of the internet

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM (FTlwv)

386 I re-entered the dating world when I was 50. I am NOT God's gift to women but had plenty of interest from the dating site.

I honestly didn't understand it. I asked one of the women about that. She said something along the lines of : "You have a job, you own your home, your own insurance, can speak in a full sentence and are straight. You have no idea how rare that is."

Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM (Y4EXg)

387 Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 01:08 PM (HaL55)
*******
I had a Great Uncle who was a Coal Miner & ate his dessert in his lunch first in case the mine roof collapsed & He said at least I had my dessert

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM (BqBId)

388 "Is it confirmed? There's a Mrs O'Spades?"

Confirmed?



That's not how we roll, here at the HQ.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM (cqNba)

389 I sent my husband and son the Joe Biden/wet leg hair vid, and they both think it's fake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM (ptqGC)

390 379 Not constipated. Stool softeners working and he's pooping normally.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (nRWPy)

--------------------------

Mooooommmmm!

*rolls eyes and hobbles off*
Posted by: dagny's son at December 02, 2019 01:10 PM (qC1Sy)

...

It's okay. We're all doctors here.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM (yL25O)

391 short though the empress may be, she's not short enough to stare at her own underboob.


Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 01:06 PM

But if she stands on a mirror...

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM (I99aF)

392 Just Lily: I have a 7 year commitment to my Dungeons and Dragons group, so it would take quite the lady to make me drop that. And two of the three are pretty nerdy/interested in tabletop gaming.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 01:12 PM (oZ6kz)

393
390 379 Not constipated. Stool softeners working and he's pooping normally.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:05 PM (nRWPy)

--------------------------

Mooooommmmm!

*rolls eyes and hobbles off*
Posted by: dagny's son at December 02, 2019 01:10 PM (qC1Sy)

...

It's okay. We're all doctors here.
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM (yL25O)

-------

Slap a hot iron to that, kid.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

394 It's okay. We're all doctors here.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM

That's what I try to tell all of my first dates.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 01:12 PM (I99aF)

395 Mooooommmmm!



*rolls eyes and hobbles off*
Exactly, but 3rd son and I'm OVER being discreet. After me hanging with my 98 year old mom, I have no modesty left to imbue.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:12 PM (nRWPy)

396 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM (AzW6q)
********
Yeah I got the Chills & I am never ever cold or chilly. so again it affects everyone differently

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 01:12 PM (BqBId)

397 >>Stool softeners working and he's pooping normally.


Another Thanksgiving Miracle!

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:12 PM (MDRBQ)

398 Youngest kidlet started new job today. Called me from her drug test and said she was to be at Thursday client's holiday party. Nothing like throwing the new guy into the deep end.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (MIKMs)

399 I am a fan of The Mandalorian

Who doesn't love gull-wing doors and stainless steel?
Posted by: mikeyG


Picture going around Facebook of the Mandalorian leaning on a DeLorean with the caption:

You've seen Elf on a shelf, now see...

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (Jk+3L)

400 OK, who is the enemy in this scenario?
Because. . . it's not planet earth.
Posted by: Lizzy


When I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
After all
It was you and me

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (vcOmj)

401 I had a Great Uncle who was a Coal Miner ate his dessert in his
lunch first in case the mine roof collapsed He said at least I had
my dessert


Heh, smart man, your GUncle.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (HaL55)

402
short though the empress may be, she's not short enough to stare at her own underboob.




Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2019 01:06 PM


You know the drill: You can run, but you'll just die tired.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (ptqGC)

403 And that's the way it is supposed to go.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:40 PM (Jk+3L)
---
No it's not.
He was supposed to screech about his rights and record it.


(Through a 1 inch gap in the driver's window

"AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?!!"

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (qc+VF)

404 I had surgery last week to remove a cyst the size of a golfball and the Dr told me to take ibuprofen. Wouldn't give me a prescription.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (CQ3Qb)

405 Hot iron or rubbing dirt on it works in all conditions and situation.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

406 >> I have a 7 year commitment to my Dungeons and Dragons group, so it would take quite the lady to make me drop that. And two of the three are pretty nerdy/interested in tabletop gaming.



Never mix your Role Play and your Roll Play, kid.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (MDRBQ)

407 68 Honestly, Bloomberg has a better chance of fitting thru the eye of need than I do
Posted by: Jean
__________________

Short jokes? That's the best you've got missy??? Well I guess we know who's NOT getting into heaven!

Posted by: Bite-size billionaire Bloomberg at December 02, 2019 01:14 PM (k4dH2)

408 So, Facebook told me that it was the 12 year anniversary of my friendship with a former roommate of mine. I thought, "I haven't heard from this guy in a while. I wonder what's up?"

I look through his wall, and it's just year after year of birthday messages from people. Weird.

I look closer, and I see a couple of isolated messages from someone who says he's this guy's best friend, and they detail how my former roommate is in a Virginia prison until 2023.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:14 PM (q80AH)

409 "Is it confirmed? There's a Mrs O'Spades?"

Confirmed?



That's not how we roll, here at the HQ.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Happy birthday JJ!!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:14 PM (Jk+3L)

410
Youngest kidlet started new job today. Called me from her drug test and said she was to be at Thursday client's holiday party. Nothing like throwing the new guy into the deep end.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (MIKMs

-------

Tell her to get wasted, and become physically aggressive.

Clients love that. It shows them you're a go-getter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 01:14 PM (AzW6q)

411 I sent my husband and son the Joe Biden/wet leg hair vid, and they both think it's fake.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM

You should send them a link to the whole speech and tell them to jump to 6 minutes in. It's harder to dispute it that way.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2019 01:14 PM (I99aF)

412 A Mandalorian only makes 70% in salary what a Womandalorian makes.

#BreakTheCarboniteCeiling

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 01:14 PM (AURKQ)

413 was supposed to be 'colon, close paren.' Thanks pixy.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 02, 2019 01:14 PM (qc+VF)

414 Ok, I'll try to settle down. Prob is pain med withdrawal? But still.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:14 PM (nRWPy)

415 I had surgery last week to remove a cyst the size of a golfball and the Dr told me to take ibuprofen. Wouldn't give me a prescription.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (CQ3Qb)

------

Depends on where the cyst was....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

416 No it's not.
He was supposed to screech about his rights and record it.

(Through a 1 inch gap in the driver's window

"AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I BEING DETAINED?!!"
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg


*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:15 PM (Jk+3L)

417 "You've seen Elf on a shelf, now see...
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (Jk+3L)"

I'm imagining a doll of a dead pedophile on a bowl for hot liquids embedded into one of ace's Ikea units.

Then you would have the Epstein Didn't Kill Himself on a Soup Tureen Within A Shelf.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 01:15 PM (oZ6kz)

418 Are there chopped up hot dogs in this soup?
Posted by: TexasDan at December 02, 2019 01:10 PM (yL25O)


Wouldn't that be Spaghetti-o's?

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

419 Hey, I have three out of four of those qualifications, why can't I get a date?

How MANY warrants do you have out?

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2019 01:15 PM (Z4rgH)

420 282 So not to freak anybody out about a potential coming apocalypse, but I actually gave in and tried online dating again, and I had a date yesterday, one tonight, and one on Friday. I still generally have the self-confidence of Michael J Fox at a Standing Perfectly Still contest, but I have a steady 9-5 job, no kids, no warrants, and no hideous deformities, which apparently makes me the most eligible bachelor in the greater Cleveland area.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019


*
*

Congratulations to you. Your last sentence reminds me of Alison Janney's line to Alan Harper (Jon Cryer) when they meet through an online match service: "You've got a job and you have your own car. Alan, you're a catch."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (Ejm1K)

421
re: jon favreau: yeah, he was likeable until was a speechwriter for that JEF. Then he went full on never trumper.

Posted by: Gooshy at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (PVgoJ)

422 I re-entered the dating world when I was 50. I am NOT God's gift to women but had plenty of interest from the dating site.

I honestly didn't understand it. I asked one of the women about that. She said something along the lines of : "You have a job, you own your home, your own insurance, can speak in a full sentence and are straight. You have no idea how rare that is."
Posted by: Tonypete at December 02, 2019 01:11 PM (Y4EXg)



A friend of mine, who is not lacking in self-esteem shall we say, called me up shortly after he turned 29 + 6 and said how he was getting hit on by absolutely stunning women that even he thought were out of his league.

I started laughing and explained to him that he was straight, single, never married so no crazy ex-wife, didn't have any kids, was a junior partner at his firm, didn't have a substance abuse problem, had his own car, had his own place, had no criminal record, was 6'5", and, not to boost his ego too much, was good looking. He could have absolutely anyone he wanted.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (mf5HN)

423 Okay guys, should I spring for the screenwriting program or not?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

424 Short jokes? That's the best you've got missy??? Well I guess we know who's NOT getting into heaven!
Posted by: Bite-size billionaire Bloomberg at December 02, 2019 01:14 PM (k4dH2)
------------

It was not just a height joke, it also points to your lack of substance.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (qC1Sy)

425 421
re: jon favreau: yeah, he was likeable until was a speechwriter for that JEF. Then he went full on never trumper.
Posted by: Gooshy at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (PVgoJ)

=========

*not sure if trolling or actually doesn't know that they are two different people*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (q80AH)

426 Actor Mark Ruffalo shared a tweet asking Americans for an economic revolution to end capitalism



Tax Disney.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2019 12:44 PM (oVJmc)



Out of existence

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (mpeBU)

427 Stool softeners working and he's pooping normally.


Another Thanksgiving Miracle!
Posted by: garrett



Ever have a stool softener where you didn't trust a sneeze?

For a week?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 01:17 PM (Jk+3L)

428 NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2019 01:17 PM (vd8XM)

429
I had surgery last week to remove a cyst the size of a golfball and the
Dr told me to take ibuprofen. Wouldn't give me a prescription.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (CQ3Qb)


Yeah, docs are absolutely afraid to prescribe pain meds now. When I blacked out several years ago, broke the orbit of my eye in two places, tore the skin under my right eye to the bone, and broke my cheekbone, the doc told me to just take Tylenol. Yeah, no. The plastic surgeon who had to trim the skin under my eye and stitch me up prescribed about a week's worth of pain meds.

I couldn't chew on the right side of my mouth for over a year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

430 How big are the feet on the 6'5" guy? That's gotta be a draw if you extrapolate.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (nRWPy)

431 >>re: jon favreau: yeah, he was likeable until was a speechwriter for that JEF. Then he went full on never trumper.

Different guy.
One is an actor/director, the other is a douchebro who worked for Obama, now part of Pod Save America crew with van-driver Veitor.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (bDqIh)

432 Okay guys, should I spring for the screenwriting program or not?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (RD7QR)



Wait actual program as in to type the screenplay or how to write screenplay classes?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (mf5HN)

433 419 Hey, I have three out of four of those qualifications, why can't I get a date?

How MANY warrants do you have out?
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 02, 2019 01:15 PM (Z4rgH)

It's not the warrants so much as how you got them. (Does that sounds cool and all?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (RD7QR)

434 Youngest kidlet started new job today. Called me from her drug test and said she was to be at Thursday client's holiday party. Nothing like throwing the new guy into the deep end.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (MIKMs

-------

Tell her to get wasted, and become physically aggressive.

Clients love that. It shows them you're a go-getter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


better yet, have her wear a tiny black dress, boots and red lipstick. then have her get totally wasted and hit on everyone, not just the men.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (d7Ww2)

435 "I am telling you if there is a God, when I get to heaven I'm not stopping to be interviewed. I am heading straight in. I have earned my place in heaven. It's not even close."
--Michael Bloomberg

source:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vcx9fns

--------------

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: Ephesians 2:9 at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (kZVsz)

436 Online reviews call it a Western, and that's true. A good western.

It looks like a remake of Lone Wolf and Cub to me, but that's not a bad thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 01:19 PM (KZzsI)

437 osted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019

Just don't make any sudden movements.

You know, like revealing your ONT participation inside a five year window.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 02, 2019 01:19 PM (Boy/L)

438 How big are the feet on the 6'5" guy? That's gotta be a draw if you extrapolate.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (nRWPy)



His one major problem was that you could braid his back hair.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 01:20 PM (mf5HN)

439 What would be worse at 50 and trying to date again?

Warrants or raising what would then be 8 and 10yo daughters...


Posted by: H Badger at December 02, 2019 01:20 PM (n/0Nw)

440 432 Okay guys, should I spring for the screenwriting program or not?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 01:16 PM (RD7QR)


Wait actual program as in to type the screenplay or how to write screenplay classes?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (mf5HN)

No, actual program that does everything in proper format so I don't have to actually read the book I got on this subject which I bought and then ignored.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 01:20 PM (RD7QR)

441 Youngest kidlet started new job today. Called me from her drug test and said she was to be at Thursday client's holiday party. Nothing like throwing the new guy into the deep end.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (MIKMs

-------

Tell her to get wasted, and become physically aggressive.

Clients love that. It shows them you're a go-getter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


better yet, have her wear a tiny black dress, boots and red lipstick. then have her get totally wasted and hit on everyone, not just the men.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Come on, she shouldn't start working on her promotion until week 3

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2019 01:20 PM (/QKAt)

442 440 No, actual program that does everything in proper format so I don't have to actually read the book I got on this subject which I bought and then ignored.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 01:20 PM (RD7QR)

==========

You can download templates for Word.

That's what I did, and the script looks fine. Doesn't read well because I wrote it, but at least it looks like a screenplay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (q80AH)

443 Youngest kidlet started new job today. Called me from her drug test and said she was to be at Thursday client's holiday party. Nothing like throwing the new guy into the deep end.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 02, 2019 01:13 PM (MIKMs

-------

Tell her to get wasted, and become physically aggressive.

Clients love that. It shows them you're a go-getter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


better yet, have her wear a tiny black dress, boots and red lipstick. then have her get totally wasted and hit on everyone, not just the men.
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 02, 2019 01:18 PM (d7Ww2)

-----------


This is all horrible advice.

She is to:
a) stay sober
b) follow ratched's wardobe advice (because...I mean...why not?)
c) take lots 'n lots of pictures of everyone ELSE smashfacested.
d) use these pictures to skyrocket herself to the top

Posted by: reason at December 02, 2019 01:21 PM (kZVsz)

444 His one major problem was that you could braid his back hair.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 02, 2019 01:20 PM

--------

French braids, or like real braids?

Asking for a friend who needs a new look this holiday season...

Posted by: reason at December 02, 2019 01:24 PM (kZVsz)

445 Let's give John Kerry's statement some thought --

During the World Wars, the government sold war bonds. They can do that. They can have their Green New Deal but it has to be financed entirely though negative-interest 15-year bonds. Famous entertainers can volunteer their time by touring the country to convince people to make the best investment decision of their lives! I mean, if the world end because of climate change, then money will be worthless anyway, right?

So go ahead -- raise $18 trillion, spend the money any way you want, fix the climate change, and repay $17 trillion -- or not, if you can't. I don't care.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 02, 2019 01:25 PM (ScWBu)

446 I been good.

Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at December 02, 2019 01:35 PM (XOi3t)

447 pooping and opiates. the ace o spades i've known and respected all these years. happy nutials, ace.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 01:45 PM (KP5rU)

448 *not sure if trolling or actually doesn't know that they are two different people*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Not trolling! I'm skimming the thread, so must have missed something. The only Jon Favreau I know of directed Ironman 1 and 2, starred in and directed Chef, I think, and wound up with the speech writing gig.

Off to search the thread...

Posted by: Gooshy at December 02, 2019 01:51 PM (PVgoJ)

449 Welcome back Ace. I hear you paint houses....

Posted by: Bad luitenant at December 02, 2019 01:53 PM (P3PEd)

450
Ok, looks like I was misled long ago, as I clearly remember speechwriting getting associated with "actor/director".

So, Happy's an ok guy?

Posted by: Gooshy at December 02, 2019 01:57 PM (PVgoJ)

451 Bad - Bronchitis virus is still kicking my tuckus.
Worse - Eldest daughter in college still ghosting me. This has been ongoing for 2.5 months.
Excellent - Youngest may be getting an academic scholarship to the college of her choice. Only downside is that she will be on the east coast. She is the one I worried most about, and I think she has found her path and put her feet on it. Miracle!

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at December 02, 2019 03:04 PM (0tmoY)

452 Doing great. Oldest son got married on Sat

Posted by: Bacon bits at December 02, 2019 09:41 PM (G9vO1)

453 Sucking up to the reality of a civil war before the 2020....maybe, depends on how many Berry holdovers in high military places...please G*D not......

Posted by: Nightwatch. war room at December 02, 2019 10:49 PM (kFkpX)

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