The Morning Rant

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"Somebody go out there and find me one, just *one* quote from a conservative columnist, publication, or even a blog that says what we need to do is to use Thanksgiving dinner to argue with your relatives with whom you have political disagreements. I don't think you'll find any. The only sentiment you'll find from conservatives on Thanksgiving is to enjoy your family, your meal, and just leave politics aside, just for one day.

"But progressives thrive on division.

Here's another comparison: Remember the Kavanaugh hearings? Remember how many times they were interrupted by left-wing protesters who had to be forcibly ejected? Remember the silly, stupid Handmaid's Tale cosplay? Remember the video of the protestor losing her sh*t while Lindsey Graham 2.0 walked past her to his waiting car?

All told, there were over 200 interruptions in the Kavanaugh hearings due to the antics of left-wing protesters.

Now, fast forward to the shampeachment hearings of a couple of weeks ago.

"Was Washington DC suddenly inundated with hordes of conservative protesters screaming and yelling at Democratic congressmen in restaurants and in parking lots and disrupting the hearings? How many conservatives were arrested? How many were forcibly removed by security?

"The answers are, of course, no, zero, and zero.

"And this despite the fact that the hearings were the bastard child of a kangaroo court and a show trial. I think the reason for the most conservatives have jobs, and lives outside of politics, and also because there's no right-wing equivalent to the Soros-funded rent-a-mobs that the left can summon like swarms of flying monkeys at moment's notice.

"But progressives thrive on division. They're just spoiling for a fight. Look at that tweet. It's not an open call for violence, it just says 'conflict is required,' but what kind of conflict? Is there a difference between conflict that is required and conflict that is impermissible, and if so, where do they draw the line? How can they say 'OK, you should argue with a Trump supporter, but don't hit him, that's going too far.'? Progressives have painted their political opponents in such apocalyptically negative terms that there doesn't appear to be any boundaries on what they're allowed to do.

"And they call *us* 'divisive.'"




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Another Late Contender for Dumbest Tweet of the Year, 2019:

Dumbness level = 875 millikohns



Progressives Are Scum:

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I think it's weird how progressives like to act like total dirtbags and then brag about it on social media. This guy (who, incidentally, is a producer for The Daily Show) is all, like, "hey everybody, look how I owned my stupid Trumpkin grandpa, ha ha ha." How big a crapweasel do you have to be to make fun of an old man? That's kind of like kicking a puppy. Fortunately, he got lit up pretty good in the comments. He tried to walk it back , but it's such an obvious lie, I doubt anyone believed him. Then he locked his account so nobody could see his tweets except by invitation. Which is actually a good sign, because it means the poison of progressivism hasn't completely hollowed out his soul. He's still capable of feeling shame.



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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Crispy Fried Leftover Turkey Tacos:

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Recipe here.

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Comments

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1 Knew if I waited long enough...

Posted by: FrodoB at December 02, 2019 11:25 AM (BQAo9)

2 Invitations sent.

Posted by: FrodoB at December 02, 2019 11:26 AM (BQAo9)

3 Now to read

Posted by: FrodoB at December 02, 2019 11:26 AM (BQAo9)

4 Rachel McAdams. Don't know the male mystery guest.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:27 AM (Ejm1K)

5 Rachel McAdams and Tom Hiddleston

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:27 AM (q80AH)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 11:27 AM (arJlL)

7 Interesting taco shells.

Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 11:27 AM (7nTlT)

8 >>How big a crapweasel do you have to be to make fun of an old man?

This will not deter me from making fun of Slow Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 11:28 AM (ZLI7S)

9 Rachel McAdams I recognize. The guy is Loki. The tacos...I'm not sure. Not hungry enough yet.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 11:28 AM (RD7QR)

10 the ape abides.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:28 AM (KP5rU)

11 Slo Joe... Mo Malarkey Tour

Posted by: henry at December 02, 2019 11:28 AM (JMDly)

12 5
Rachel McAdams and Tom Hiddleston

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:27 AM (q80AH)

^^^Well Played^^^

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (5l6gb)

13 Vaguely familiar.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (M0u+N)

14 Good Morning Horde!

Posted by: Chilled Surfperch at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (tVQUs)

15 Interesting taco shells.
Posted by: Someguy

Looks like fry bread,

Count me in

Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (vd8XM)

16 The turkey taco made me want to hurl.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (yRAFu)

17 Rachel McAdams and Tom Hiddleston
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Okaaaaay......

And who da fook are they ?

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (arJlL)

18 SMH for those commie turds. If you are so adamantly sure that your relatives are irredeemable deplorables who are killing the planet by voting R but would still accept their hospitality but try to ruin the day by having a tantrum you should go crawl in a hole and not come out until you understand how horrible that behavior is.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (cDw3P)

19 Is the lovely lass Jennifer Garner?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (axyOa)

20 Read the content. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (ejd/p)

21 Superior defensive weapon: Turkey drumstick or narwhal tusk? Discuss.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (m45I2)

22 I think that is Sissy Spacek and a young Mickey Rooney.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (XtZ7c)

23 17 Rachel McAdams and Tom Hiddleston
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Okaaaaay......

And who da fook are they ?
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (arJlL)

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Both actors. She was in Doctor Strange, Red Eye, Mean Girls.

He is Loki in the Marvel movies, and...little else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (q80AH)

24 Rachel McAdams I recognize. The guy is Loki. The tacos...I'm not sure. Not hungry enough yet.

You will be.


You. Will. Be.......

Posted by: Yoda at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (M0u+N)

25 Found that Biden video on Gab this weekend. Posted it here. Some folks thought it was doctored. Biden is a deranged pedo spiraling into dementia.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (8dCIx)

26 8 >>How big a crapweasel do you have to be to make fun of an old man?

This will not deter me from making fun of Slow Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 11:28 AM (ZLI7S)


It's getting to the point where I can't do that any more. The man is obviously in the early stages of age-related dementia and it's sad that he apparently doesn't have any friends who can sit down with him and tell him he's making a complete fool of himself and he needs to retire.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:31 AM (zGtXn)

27 Rachel McAdams was in Wedding Crashers. I think, as I paid more attention to the nutcase redhead played by Isla Fisher.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:31 AM (Ejm1K)

28 Definitely not Jennifer Garner.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:31 AM (XtZ7c)

29 those tacos don't look or sound very good. YMMV

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 11:32 AM (8dCIx)

30 Sissy Spacek sells seashells by the seashore.

Posted by: Yoda at December 02, 2019 11:32 AM (M0u+N)

31 19 Is the lovely lass Jennifer Garner?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (axyOa)


No, sorry. Her identity was correctly guessed in comment #5.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:32 AM (zGtXn)

32 from last thread:

325 Speaking of football, I did listen to (but not watch because Dad cancelled all but basic cable at his place, WTF????) the Iowa - Nebraska game. It was an ugly win...but it was a win.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2019 11:13 AM (ZXnzo)

best part of that win was NO BOWL FOR NEBRASKA. HAW HAW HAW!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 11:32 AM (Kpl3J)

33 Tacos? Burned gringo flour tortillas with gringo turkey.
*sniff*

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 02, 2019 11:32 AM (aS1PU)

34 I thank the Lord daily that the vast majority of my family, including cousins, nephews, nieces, aunts and uncles, are normal people. There are a few that are a bit to the left, but our gatherings are always fun, boisterous and totally devoid of any kind of bickering. I think it must be some kind of anomaly, given what I hear about so many other families, my wife's side included (they are mostly deeply unpleasant people, with a couple of exceptions).

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (xPJvm)

35 He is Loki in the Marvel movies, and...little else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


THAT'S Loki?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (Jk+3L)

36 Turkey drumstick or narwhal tusk?
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Who's attacking? Bear or Zorro?

Posted by: FrodoB at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (BQAo9)

37 Progressives are always resisting, rebelling, pontificating, yelling, arguing, yelling, kicking, and screaming because that is the mental age in which they are stuck.

More than 2 but less than 12.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (JFO2v)

38 Jennifer Garner would have more Jaw.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (XtZ7c)

39 green eyed lady lovely lady
plants an ear worm in your head

Posted by: DanMan at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (XTiHL)

40 Have no eyed-deer who either one of "Dat" is, a fact of which I take some pride.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (HaL55)

41 , I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to reach in the pool and rub my leg down and watch the hair come back up again

**********


No Malarkey - a limerick

Was a lifeguard when he was in school
And a naked dip with bodyguards was cool
All the kids they are fond
Of his leg hairs so blond
Vote for Joe, he puts the "P" into pool.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (m45I2)

42 Connection - Midnight in Paris?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (5l6gb)

43 best part of that win was NO BOWL FOR NEBRASKA. HAW HAW HAW!

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 11:32 AM (Kpl3J)


But the kicker was kind of a dick about it, so...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (ZXnzo)

44 It's what Leftists are trained to do, deep in their little twisted psyches.

Talk shit about you while they take your stuff. Preferably using social convention as opposed to outright theft and violence. Because they're nasty, but also very, very lazy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (AURKQ)

45 35 He is Loki in the Marvel movies, and...little else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


THAT'S Loki?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (Jk+3L)

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Mischievous, ain't he?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (q80AH)

46 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)

47
Biden is a deranged pedo spiraling into dementia.

Posted by: squirrelly dan


All Dem nominees are deranged.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (hRxgv)

48 The guy looks kinda like Ian Poulter, Brit golfer.

Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (X/Pw5)

49 Progressives are the way they are because their Parents didn't bea tthem enough.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (XtZ7c)

50 >>It's getting to the point where I can't do that any more. The man is obviously in the early stages of age-related dementia and it's sad that he apparently doesn't have any friends who can sit down with him and tell him he's making a complete fool of himself and he needs to retire.

I've believed all along the only reason he is running is so he can claim any investigation of him or his son is politically motivated. It's clear he's not up to the campaign let alone the job.

But I have a long memory and Joe has a long history of being a vicious political partisan who thought nothing of ruining lives to push his agenda. He's still lying today.

If he drops out, admits his crimes and begs for forgiveness I might ease up. I doubt it but that's his only shot at mercy from me.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (ZLI7S)

51 Both actors. She was in Doctor Strange, Red Eye, Mean Girls.
He is Loki in the Marvel movies, and...little else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (q80AH)


cough(woodyallen)cough

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (zGtXn)

52 Cute and small titays. I'm fine with that.

Empty headed hollywood type or does she have a brain?

I don't know who she is, so I have to ask.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)

53 Definitely not Jennifer Garner.

Nor James Garner

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (arJlL)

54 Oh and if some fooker like "Brandon" ever tried that with my dad, he'd be spending the rest of the day policing his teeth. Nasty little penis-sipping asshole.

F*ck the Left.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (xPJvm)

55 Can anyone think of any movie or TV show that James Garner was in and it wasn't great? James Garner may be the greatest actor of all time. This claim includes Kevin Bacon.

Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 11:35 AM (yRAFu)

56 cough(woodyallen)cough


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (zGtXn)

Midnight in Paris

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 02, 2019 11:35 AM (5l6gb)

57 Oh, and Brandon is a douche and I hope he lives in an area where a pelican can shit on his head, and does.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)

58 Pelican shit is some nasty stuff.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (XtZ7c)

59
cough(woodyallen)cough
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (zGtXn)


He molested them both as children?

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)

60 Some early reports today of Justice Roberts possibly fucking us again, on the 2A case regarding NYC.


Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (67XdO)

61 Somebody go out there and find me one, just *one* quote from a conservative columnist, publication, or even a blog that says what we need to do is to use Thanksgiving dinner to argue with your relatives with whom you have political disagreements.

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Well, he hasn't said it in a column.

But I'll bet at the Podhoretz house, John probably gave his dad shit about Trump (after eating seventeen fried turkeys and an oildrum full of stuffing, of course).

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (AzW6q)

62 He's the guy who was in the Night Manager with the guy from House and apparently also in some comic book movies. She's someone I never heard of.

They were both in Midnight in Paris.

Posted by: all doubt removed at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (S2eH9)

63 Joe "I'm at least going in wet" Biden

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (8dCIx)

64 51 Both actors. She was in Doctor Strange, Red Eye, Mean Girls.
He is Loki in the Marvel movies, and...little else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (q80AH)

cough(woodyallen)cough
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (zGtXn)

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I had forgotten that he was in that. I mean, who pays attention to F. Scott when Zelda is right there the whole time?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (q80AH)

65 Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (m45I2)

how you do that is unknowable, but richly appreciated! that was a good one

Posted by: DanMan at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (XTiHL)

66 Listen, the progressives/left have signaled that they would be waging total war going back to the 2000 election.


As evil as they seem, this is how you wage total war, at all levels of analysis.


So either wage total war right back at them or lay back and think of the Republic that was.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (I9ewy)

67 Maybe "gramps" is in on the joke, and is saying, "look at me, I look like a douchebag!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (AURKQ)

68 42 Connection - Midnight in Paris?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (5l6gb)


Yes! For all I know, there may be others, but that was the one I had in mind.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (zGtXn)

69 68 42 Connection - Midnight in Paris?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (5l6gb)

Yes! For all I know, there may be others, but that was the one I had in mind.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (zGtXn)

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Both in the Marvel universe, though they haven't been in the same movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (q80AH)

70 Mischievous, ain't he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Have to admit, I enjoyed it when Hulk wore his ass out.

"Puny god."

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (Jk+3L)

71 52 Cute and small titays. I'm fine with that.

Empty headed hollywood type or does she have a brain?

I don't know who she is, so I have to ask.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019


*
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When I DuckDuckGo'd her name, one listing described her as an "actress and activist." I think that might be your answer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (Ejm1K)

72
If he drops out, admits his crimes and begs for forgiveness I might ease up. I doubt it but that's his only shot at mercy from me.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (ZLI7S)

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^This.

I feel sorry for him about Beau. That is all.

After how he did my main man Clarence, he can be put in an iron cage and be eaten by crows, for all I care.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (AzW6q)

73 60 Some early reports today of Justice Roberts possibly fucking us again, on the 2A case regarding NYC.


Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (67XdO)
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I was wondering about that. Any more details?

Posted by: WisRich at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (G0vdT)

74
Hey, I'm willing to give a partial pass to those Stalinists at The Nation, because they obviously love their readers. The proof is their print edition which is on classic newsprint. Soft, strong, and thoroughly absorbent.

Quite thoughtful of them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (kw0bd)

75 21 Superior defensive weapon: Turkey drumstick or narwhal tusk? Discuss.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (m45I2)

Smoked turkey leg has longer shelf life!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (JFO2v)

76 >> Some early reports today of Justice Roberts possibly fucking us again, on the 2A case regarding NYC.


Fuck that guy in the ass with a Narwahl Tusk.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (XtZ7c)

77 also from last thread:

364 357 Holy crap, I've never noticed that. Julian DOES look just like Richard Dreyfuss.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019*
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Julius Caesar = Patrick Stewart.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:23 AM (Ejm1K)

Mark Zuckerberg = Constantine the Great.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)

78 Turkey drumstick or narwhal tusk?
--
Who's attacking? Bear or Zorro?
Posted by: FrodoB



In a world of liberals, be a Polish guy with a narwhal tusk!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (Jk+3L)

79 are you going to put up helen hunt and paul reiser? don't.

they've produced an update of "mad about you" and, sheesh, what happened to helen hunt? loved her in the original show, not reiser at all, and didn't watch it much. but she has not aged well (from the promos).

i guess that can happen (maybe it's the lighting.)

Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (Pg+x7)

80 Maybe "gramps" is in on the joke, and is saying, "look at me, I look like a douchebag!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (AURKQ)


Brandon claims gramps was aware of him being used as a dumbass Trump supporter too stupid to know that he's actually supporting leftist totalitarian idiology and is "cool with it."

Yeah, go melt in the sun, Brandon.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

81
Honest question: Was Joe Biden always like that, or is he truly getting worse?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (M9ntN)

82 "actress and activist."


uhhhhnnnnn....

Posted by: Lurch at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (M0u+N)

83 I am happy to report that my Thanksgiving in the Midwest went better than expected.

I expected to make that trip to say goodbye to my father who has leukemia and was not responding well to treatment. But when I got there I was overjoyed to learn that he has started responding better than expected and it looks as if he will be with us for quite some time yet.

He's in his late 70's so "quite some time yet" will never be as long as I would like...but every day is a blessing at this point so I'll take what I can get.

Oh, and my mother slapped my nieces worthless boyfriend and there was a big to-do about it after I left. She shouldn't have done that, and I'll chip in my part for her legal bills and fees if it comes to that, but lord knows I've wanted to punch him in the suck more than once myself. I am glad I wasn't there because the way he reacted would have gotten him more than just a little ass-kicking though, and I had a long drive the next day so no time for jail and shit like that.

Oh, holidays.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (ZXnzo)

84 Fuck that guy in the ass with a Narwahl Tusk.--

And pound it in with a turkey leg

Posted by: FrodoB at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (BQAo9)

85 >>Superior defensive weapon: Turkey drumstick or narwhal tusk?


Narwahl Tusk.


It's ribed. Fluted. ...whatever.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (XtZ7c)

86 75 21 Superior defensive weapon: Turkey drumstick or narwhal tusk? Discuss.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (m45I2)

Smoked turkey leg has longer shelf life!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (JFO2v)

However, the taking of a narwhal tusk (and this a narwhal) does make shipping lanes in north Atlantic safer.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (JFO2v)

87 This will not deter me from making fun of Slow Joe.

Ol' Slow Paste-eatin' Joe wants to exert power over me, and he's a Prog POS. I will #Resist that in any way I can. If he's putting himself out in public and says or does something stupid or that goes against what I want for me and my country, I'll speak up and say what's wrong. Not sorry if that appears to be making fun of him. I'll oppose him by any means necessary.


I don't care who he is or who he was, he's not fit for office and his type need to be kept far away from the levers of power.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (HaL55)

88 Fight with your relatives on Thanksgiving? Conflict is required?

OK, why? Are you going to convince someone to change from a Trump-supporter to an AOC-supporter in one day? Are they going to break down in tears and repent their white-privilege sins after you tongue-lash them for an hour with the latest Democrat Party talking points?

Anyone who follows this advice is only looking to feel better about themselves, and morally superior to people they consider fools, racists, and sexists. Why are you sharing a meal with people you detest to begin with, you Progressive clowns?

Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (AMIL/)

89 It is clear to EVERYONE that Joe Biden has already slipped into dementia.
But the cognizant dissonance of the Left may make him the Dem Candidate to beat PDT.
LOL

Posted by: JAS at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (DBGf/)

90 Awww...the "Greta Again" grandpa hat snowflake protected his Twitter account. Tool.

Posted by: Steven at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (jX4uG)

91 85 >>Superior defensive weapon: Turkey drumstick or narwhal tusk?


Narwahl Tusk.


It's ribed. Fluted. ...whatever.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (XtZ7c)

for her pleasure.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (JFO2v)

92 Maybe "gramps" is in on the joke, and is saying, "look at me, I look like a douchebag!"


*****

The same thought occurred to me. Like Ralphie putting on the pink bunny costume. "Ha, look at the stupid global warming hat my idiot grandson got me."

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (m45I2)

93 people are surprised roberts is butt reaming us again? shocked, i say, shocked.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (KP5rU)

94 55 Can anyone think of any movie or TV show that James Garner was in and it wasn't great? James Garner may be the greatest actor of all time. This claim includes Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019


*
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James Garner entertained the American public for, what, 40 years? That takes some talent right there. I saw him in the first episode of Cheyenne from 1955, two years before he started in Maverick, and he was effective right from the beginning.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (Ejm1K)

95
YouTube removed more than 300 ads for President Trump's reelection campaign, saying they violated the platform's policies. However it did not say what specific policies the ads had broken

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (kw5n8)

96 Was Joe Biden always like that, or is he truly getting worse?
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And

Posted by: FrodoB at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (BQAo9)

97 Oh and if some fooker like "Brandon" ever tried that with my dad, he'd be spending the rest of the day policing his teeth. Nasty little penis-sipping asshole.

F*ck the Left.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (xPJvm)

Absolutely fucking correct! What an asswipe.

Reminds me of some story that a guy told about his mother looking for a book by Rush Limbaugh. He bought her that book by the disgusting Al "cheater" Franken named "Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot".

There are not words in the English language for how disgusting I find this behavior. NONE.

May they rot in hell after being fucked by a pineapple, sideways.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at December 02, 2019 11:41 AM (/rsCS)

98 GGE's Niece's Boyfriend Got Slapped!

Posted by: Curtis' Mom at December 02, 2019 11:41 AM (XtZ7c)

99 Honest question: Was Joe Biden always like that, or is he truly getting worse?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (M9ntN)


There was a report some time ago about a pharmacist delivering a significant amount of Alzheimer's medicine to the Capitol.

I think it was going to Biden.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)

100 Rachel McAdams looks a lot like Debralee Scott.

Posted by: Lump at December 02, 2019 11:41 AM (RMCPh)

101
are you going to put up helen hunt and paul reiser? don't.

they've produced an update of "mad about you" and, sheesh, what happened to helen hunt? loved her in the original show, not reiser at all, and didn't watch it much. but she has not aged well (from the promos).

i guess that can happen (maybe it's the lighting.)
Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (Pg+x7)






I think that she's had some rather extensive body work done on her face. It almost NEVER works out well, long-term.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 11:41 AM (kw0bd)

102 Anyone interested in a Hulu subscription, they have a Cyber Monday deal of $1.99 a month for basic service for a year.

(Last year I got it for .99 a month and I remembered to cancel!)

https://tinyurl.com/wnwswt6

Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)

103 84; that's what i was going to say. but, i'm invisible.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:42 AM (KP5rU)

104
Oh and just when was America "Greta" in the first place? I mean, it's a really great example of why the Left can't meme.

She's a fucking foreigner for crissakes, and her policies have never been implemented in US history.

It's just a really, really dumb joke.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 11:42 AM (AzW6q)

105 All right, who let the apes out?

. . .

Sometimes, lately, I find I have nothing to add, but want to wave hello, establish my virtual presence, right? so I just type any old thing no matter how dumb.

Then I fear I'm devolving into, you know, that weird commenter. The other one. Yeah, that one.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 11:42 AM (aNSOb)

106 I see that Lisa Page is all over my newsfeed "Taking back her power!" (tm)

So...the IG report is going to actually drop soon.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 02, 2019 11:43 AM (BmkGd)

107 they've produced an update of "mad about you" and, sheesh, what happened to helen hunt? loved her in the original show, not reiser at all, and didn't watch it much. but she has not aged well (from the promos).

i guess that can happen (maybe it's the lighting.)
Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019


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I suspected from seeing her in the movies as well as that show that she wasn't going to age well. She has the kind of nose and chin that tend to grow toward each other as the years go by.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:43 AM (Ejm1K)

108 I think that she's had some rather extensive body work done on her face. It almost NEVER works out well, long-term.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 11:41 AM (kw0bd)


I rate this as "True."

Posted by: Meg Ryan at December 02, 2019 11:43 AM (IttZ7)

109 "I think it was going to Biden."

What was?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 02, 2019 11:43 AM (cqNba)

110 Rachel McAdams and Tom Huddleston, 2 actors actually like.i

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 11:43 AM (2VKiq)

111 James Garner entertained the American public for, what, 40 years? That takes some talent right there. I saw him in the first episode of Cheyenne from 1955, two years before he started in Maverick, and he was effective right from the beginning.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Considering he was stoned for 50 years.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 11:43 AM (Jk+3L)

112 >>they've produced an update of "mad about you" and, sheesh, what happened to helen hunt?


That chick was always on the Express Train to Homelyville.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (XtZ7c)

113 103
84; that's what i was going to say. but, i'm invisible.

Posted by: chavez the hugo
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So, surprise!

Posted by: FrodoB at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (BQAo9)

114 Said it before and I will say it again. I really hate these people.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (BLT3V)

115 debralee scott retired from acting, was engaged to a nyc cop who died in 9/11. she never got over it, apparently - went to take care of a sister in florida, was drinking too much (they say) and died in her sleep one night, cause unknown.

Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (Pg+x7)

116 100 Rachel McAdams looks a lot like Debralee Scott.
Posted by: Lump at December 02, 2019


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I remember Debralee as Mary's sister on Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (Ejm1K)

117

The Joe Biden I remember from the 80's and 90's was a complete, partisan, asshole. The Thomas hearings were where I learned to despise him.
If you're too young to remember, go back and google him torching Clarence Thomas. The man is a jerk.

Posted by: StefanH at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (Bhlkl)

118 Biden's staffers had to be clever and quick enough both to hide the pills in his paste and to let him get to it before it hardened.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (AURKQ)

119
103 84; that's what i was going to say. but, i'm invisible.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:42 AM (KP5rU)






Have another tequila, and you'll be bulletproof.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (kw0bd)

120 Narwahl Tusk.


It's ribed. Fluted. ...whatever. for her pleasure.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (XtZ7c)


Modified for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

121 Well off to take my concealed carry class for marine mammal tusks and turkey drumsticks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:45 AM (JFO2v)

122 >>I see that Lisa Page is all over my newsfeed "Taking back her power!" (tm)



I guess General Flynn couldn't be reached for comment???
She altered his 302 to frame him, resulting in financial ruin (thanks to years of lawyers fees) and potentially worse. I say she needs *less* power.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 11:45 AM (bDqIh)

123 Helen Hunt wasn't even that good looking when she was supposed to be good looking, and that was 25 years ago, so I'm not sure what people expect.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)

124 Jill Biden is like a boxing manager that keeps sending her punchy fighter back in the ring

but in boxing, you'd probably lose your license

in politics, you get Debbie Dingelled

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 11:45 AM (rpxSz)

125 But when I got there I was overjoyed to learn that he has started responding better than expected and it looks as if he will be with us for quite some time yet.

This is wonderful news.

Posted by: Adriane the Pressure Cooking Learning Critic ... at December 02, 2019 11:45 AM (LPnfS)

126 >>Modified for accuracy.


You could have fixed my spelling, too.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (XtZ7c)

127 120 Narwahl Tusk.


It's ribed. Fluted. ...whatever. for her pleasure.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (XtZ7c)

Modified for accuracy.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)

see 91

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (JFO2v)

128 The Awesome Rachel McAdams and some doofus.

Posted by: Dagwood at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (K3bk4)

129 I know people didn't like True Detective Season 2, but I thought McAdams was quite good in it, bested only by Vince Vaughn.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (oZ6kz)

130 It's ribed. Fluted. ...whatever. for her pleasure.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (XtZ7c)

Modified for accuracy.


Ribed?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (7s3Gx)

131 Helen Hunt's Voice can peel paint.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (XtZ7c)

132 Helen Hunt had a wholesome look in her younger years.

And Meg Ryan was the epitome of wholesome.


But, they just couldn't resist going all Kenny Rogers on their faces.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (cqNba)

133 One of the best things I've read about James Garner is that he was one of the few actors in Hollywood that *everyone* loved to work with - other actors, crew, directors - they all said he was always fun and a great guy just to be around, and in public places, the entire room would light up when he walked in. I think that carried over in all of his screen work.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (Kpl3J)

134 Narwhal tusk is actually a kind of tooth -- unique in that it grows in a spiral, unlike the smooth tusk of an elephant.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (Ejm1K)

135 Is the lovely ass Jennifer Garner?
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (axyOa)



FIFY!
Just so I could say yes, yes it is.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 02, 2019 11:47 AM (z79tQ)

136 >>I say she needs *less* power.

After being forced out of the FBI she has far less. Like none.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 11:47 AM (ZLI7S)

137 Helen Hunt wasn't even that good looking when she was supposed to be good looking, and that was 25 years ago, so I'm not sure what people expect.

I thought she looked alright in Pay It Forward.


Which was a really stupid movie.

Posted by: Lurch at December 02, 2019 11:47 AM (M0u+N)

138
RE: Christmas trees.

I love being lectured by urbanite butt-plunderers who've never been out of a city about forest management.

Where I'm from, the evergreen forests are seriously overgrown, and ANY thinning is a good thing by nature here.

Why is it overgrown? Because urbanite butt-plunderers from DC set various policies making it that way.

Thanks for the forest fires, jerkoffs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 11:47 AM (AzW6q)

139 I remember Debralee as Mary's sister on Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (Ejm1K)


I always saw her as having something wrong with her face.....something with that mouth that makes me think Down Syndrome or some such.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)

140 I've believed all along the only reason he is running is so he can claim
any investigation of him or his son is politically motivated. It's
clear he's not up to the campaign let alone the job.


He can claim that, but it's not true. The investigation into his and his coke-addled kid began back in '016 by the Ukrainians.

Everybody needs to be hammering that point home every time it's brought up. They need to have his quote about firing the Ukrainian prosecutor or else no billion bucks on continuous loop 24/7/365.

Don't let Biden get away with lying about this investigation. It's legal, not political. That's the truth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 11:48 AM (HaL55)

141 The same thought occurred to me. Like Ralphie putting on the pink bunny costume. "Ha, look at the stupid global warming hat my idiot grandson got me."
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (m45I2)


I don't think so. Did you read his walk-back? First he says his grandpa didn't know what was going on, then in the walk-back, he says he did know and was cool with it. So, which is it? Was he lying the first time or the second?

Also, I doubt a douchebag like Brandon would ever go public with a 'I tried to own my grandpa, but my grandpa owned me' joke. Self-deprecating humor requires self-awareness. and there's no evidence Brandon has any.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:48 AM (zGtXn)

142 It is clear to EVERYONE that Joe Biden has already slipped into dementia.
But the cognizant dissonance of the Left may make him the Dem Candidate to beat PDT.
LOL
Posted by: JAS at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (DBGf/)

You would think people close to him would have tried to prevail upon him not to run.

Maybe they tried and he's just stubbornHim against Trump would be fun, though, although at some point I may start feeling sorry for the blighter.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 11:48 AM (2VKiq)

143 The same type of prog people who would make fun of their Grandfather in the Make America Greta Again hat are the same ones who refuse to tell the depraved and senile Joe Biden to stop embarrassing himself and drop out of the race.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 02, 2019 11:48 AM (QD+HB)

144 Rachel looks best as a brunette imo

Posted by: budman at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (cRwSI)

145
When I DuckDuckGo'd her name, one listing described her as an "actress and activist." I think that might be your answer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (Ejm1K)

Shouldn't that be DuckDuckwent?

Posted by: DooDad at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (XT6Vl)

146 138
RE: Christmas trees.

I love being lectured by urbanite butt-plunderers who've never been out of a city about forest management.

Where I'm from, the evergreen forests are seriously overgrown, and ANY thinning is a good thing by nature here.

Why is it overgrown? Because urbanite butt-plunderers from DC set various policies making it that way.

Thanks for the forest fires, jerkoffs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 11:47 AM (AzW6q)

They suck carbon from air. Then get put into landfills. I would say that industry is probably carbon negative.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (JFO2v)

147 How is a plastic petrochemical derived tree any better for the environment than a real one?

By that logic, plastic straws are better than cellulose ones. Plastic cups are better than paper cups. Plastic bags....

you see where i'm going, here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (AURKQ)

148 133 One of the best things I've read about James Garner is that he was one of the few actors in Hollywood that *everyone* loved to work with - other actors, crew, directors - they all said he was always fun and a great guy just to be around, and in public places, the entire room would light up when he walked in. I think that carried over in all of his screen work.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019


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I have a paperback movie/play tie-in edition of The Caine Mutiny with pics from the Bogart film and the Henry Fonda-starring stage play of the court martial. In one stage play pic you can see Garner as one of the naval officers in the court, standing stage right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (Ejm1K)

149 18 SMH for those commie turds. If you are so adamantly sure that your relatives are irredeemable deplorables who are killing the planet by voting R but would still accept their hospitality but try to ruin the day by having a tantrum you should go crawl in a hole and not come out until you understand how horrible that behavior is kill yourself.


Tired of half measures.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (szD6V)

150 Remember the After School Special where Helen Hunt did Angel Dust and jumped out a window?



Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 11:50 AM (U7qMl)

151 144 Rachel looks best as a brunette imo
Posted by: budman at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (cRwSI)

I was thinking reverse cowgirl would be a good look for her.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:50 AM (JFO2v)

152 see 91
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (JFO2v)


I've been called slow on the uptake for MUCH less.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)

153 "I love being lectured by urbanite butt-plunderers who've never been out of a city about forest management."


Not to mention, these trees are specifically planted and cultivated to be used as decorations once a year.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2019 11:50 AM (ZXnzo)

154 145
When I DuckDuckGo'd her name, one listing described her as an "actress and activist." I think that might be your answer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (Ejm1K)

Shouldn't that be DuckDuckwent?
Posted by: DooDad at December 02, 2019


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DuckDuckHasGone

DuckDuckWillGo

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:50 AM (Ejm1K)

155 Well off to take my concealed carry class for marine mammal tusks and turkey drumsticks.
Posted by: rhennigantx




*******

Do you have to demonstrate that you can handle the tooth?



(I'm just pulling your leg!)

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:50 AM (m45I2)

156 Helen Hunt's Voice can peel paint.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (XtZ7c)

LOL, was just about to say something about her voice.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (2VKiq)

157 Remember the After School Special where Helen Hunt did Angel Dust and jumped out a window?


Her crowning achievement.

Posted by: Lurch at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (M0u+N)

158 Then I fear I'm devolving into, you know, that weird commenter. The other one. Yeah, that one.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 11:42 AM (aNSOb)


This is about me, isn't it!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (z79tQ)

159 I don't think the libs are going far enough in arguing with relatives. If they really want to show commitment to justice and the environment, they should cover their face in an antifa flag and try punching their Vietnam vet uncles over a table full of pumpkin pie.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (4YGuy)

160 >>Fight with your relatives on Thanksgiving? Conflict is required?
OK, why?


Because SJWers destroy what they can't take over.

Cherished American traditions, such as Thanksgiving, where we express (gasp!) gratitude for all that we have been given, and for living in the greatest country ever, must be destroyed!!!


Obama tried - and failed - to take this holiday over by declaring it just another 'national day of service' as he did with 9/11. Note that in Obama's way of thinking, service = "giving back" to the community, as if one has taken from the community and owes them a debt.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (bDqIh)

161 Do you have to demonstrate that you can handle the tooth?

(I'm just pulling your leg!)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:50 AM (m45I2)

You want me on that narwhal.

You NEED me on that narwhal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (AURKQ)

162 kenny rogers looks like he escaped from a third world burn center. how the fuck do you look in a mirror and say, "damn, i'm lookin fine."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (KP5rU)

163 I have not one, but TWO tusks!

Coo coo cachoo, motherf@ckers!

Posted by: The Walrus at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (QUD4S)

164 The Joe Biden I remember from the 80's and 90's was a complete, partisan, asshole. The Thomas hearings were where I learned to despise him.
If you're too young to remember, go back and google him torching Clarence Thomas. The man is a jerk.
Posted by: StefanH at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (Bhlkl)


He admitted in private during the Thomas hearings that he knew Anita Hill was lying.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (zGtXn)

165 I believe in the power of laughter. So when my lefty sibs asked me if I'm a "Climate Denier", even while saying how frightened their children are, I laughed out loud. Go to a real church, I said, instead of celebrating fake-o Gaia religion.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (NVYyb)

166 Helen Hunt wasn't even that good looking when she was supposed to be good looking, and that was 25 years ago, so I'm not sure what people expect.
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Yeah, I never thought she was attractive, even when she was young. She has a hard-planed, angular face, and very thin lips. Nothing appealing about her, IMO.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (k4dH2)

167 In that same speech, Biden proclaimed that he loves it when kids jump on his lap. Fucking pedo...

Posted by: Augustine at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (BDZWU)

168 139 I remember Debralee as Mary's sister on Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (Ejm1K)

I always saw her as having something wrong with her face.....something with that mouth that makes me think Down Syndrome or some such.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019


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I was going to say that myself. Then someone mentioned that she died of grief and alcoholism after 9/11, and I didn't think I should.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (Ejm1K)

169 >>He can claim that, but it's not true. The investigation into his and his coke-addled kid began back in '016 by the Ukrainians.

I know that, you know that but the left knows nothing. Seriously, these people never read any of the evidence and they rely on CNN or the NYT to tell them what to think.

And of course the leftwing media will be happy to keep repeating this has all been debunked or it's all political because they do not care about the truth or facts.

This whole exercise in spinning the Horowitz report before it has been released is an exercise in narrative building by the left. It's old news or a big nothing burger yada yada yada. They do this so when the report hits they can say old news and see it doesn't say anything because none of the lazy, know nothings on the left will bother to read if for themselves.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (ZLI7S)

170 Imagine being a farmer and being lectured constantly that you're murdering everyone and evil for growing the food that people survive on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (KZzsI)

171 "Somebody go out there and find me one, just *one* quote from a conservative columnist, publication, or even a blog that says what we need to do is to use Thanksgiving dinner to argue with your relatives with whom you have political disagreements. I don't think you'll find any. The only sentiment you'll find from conservatives on Thanksgiving is to enjoy your family, your meal, and just leave politics aside, just for one day."

I agree with the sentiment that Thanksgiving should be a respite from fighting and acrimony, but conservatives aren't immune from the "talk to your relatives about politics over thanksgiving" meme. Some links, as requested (from the first page of results from a single google search for "how to talk to liberal relatives at thanksgiving")

The Hill: "Conservatives Must Absolutely Talk Politics At Thanksgiving" - https://tinyurl.com/wqzhqkb

Patriot Post: "How to Talk to Your Liberal Relatives At Thanksgiving" - https://tinyurl.com/w5vyzal

Business Insider: "Donald Trump Jr. challenged his supporters to 'trigger' their liberal relatives over Thanksgiving dinner, offering prizes for the best one caught on camera" - https://tinyurl.com/u7nlfmx

Washington Examiner: "Your Trump-Era Thanksgiving Guide to Conservative Arguments For Your Liberal Relatives" - https://tinyurl.com/wqxax7b

PJ Media: "The Kruiser Kabana, ep. 5: How to Talk to Your Paste-Eating Liberal Relatives on Thanksgiving." - https://tinyurl.com/supoeuv

I'm not impugning anyone here, and I really do hope everyone had a happy and politics-free Thanksgiving. Just trying to correct the record.

Posted by: Schmendrick at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (UEuvA)

172
I have not one, but TWO tusks!



Coo coo cachoo, motherf@ckers!--
Overcompensation.

Posted by: NarwhalB at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (BQAo9)

173 I have a paperback movie/play tie-in edition of The Caine Mutiny with pics from the Bogart film and the Henry Fonda-starring stage play of the court martial. In one stage play pic you can see Garner as one of the naval officers in the court, standing stage right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (Ejm1K)

Didn't know he got in that! Sometimes MeTV will show his old "Maverick" episodes, and those are always fun to watch. I wish someone would run Rockford again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (Kpl3J)

174 That's the girl from that boring ass movie

the notebook

ugh

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (rpxSz)

175 kenny rogers looks like he escaped from a third world burn center. how the fuck do you look in a mirror and say, "damn, i'm lookin fine."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (KP5rU)

Will Sasso's Kenny Rogers jackass character is one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen. Get's laughing so hard my ribs ache.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (xPJvm)

176 70 Mischievous, ain't he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Have to admit, I enjoyed it when Hulk wore his ass out.

"Puny god."
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (Jk+3L)

Great moment in Thor: Ragnarok where Hulk gives Thor the same treatment in the arena and Loki is laughing his ass off from the skybox.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

177 But, Grandpa wrote me out of his will?

Why?

Posted by: Brandon Shitweasel at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (NgKpN)

178
kenny rogers looks like he escaped from a third world burn center. how the fuck do you look in a mirror and say, "damn, i'm lookin fine."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (KP5rU)





No wrinkles =/= beauty

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 11:54 AM (kw0bd)

179 I'm hoping you could pray for us. Um, we're soldiers home on leave and my friends here are troubled. Cheaver has a very bad back and broken marriage and he wants to take his own life. And T.K. is wounded in the private parts, which is why he's lying to fiance about going to whores.

That's the line I remember when I think of Rachel McAdams. "The Lucky Ones"

Posted by: Nick Nackpaddywhach at December 02, 2019 11:54 AM (ARJT9)

180 How is a plastic petrochemical derived tree any better for the environment than a real one?

By that logic, plastic straws are better than cellulose ones. Plastic cups are better than paper cups. Plastic bags....

you see where i'm going, here.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (AURKQ)

One righteous green worshipper replied that a Christmas tree made of books or ladders would be better.

A kind soul gently reminded (informed?) her about what books are made of.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 11:54 AM (2VKiq)

181 Helen Hunt wasn't even that good looking when she was supposed to be good looking, and that was 25 years ago, so I'm not sure what people expect.

I always thought she was pretty when she was young. And that Leelee Sobieski looked like her cuter little sister.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 11:54 AM (KZzsI)

182 160 >>Fight with your relatives on Thanksgiving? Conflict is required?
OK, why?


My thought is, did the people fighting and screaming pay for the meal? No? Don't let the door hit you in the rear. Find someone else to fill your belly while you scream at them.

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2019 11:54 AM (mFoNl)

183 Tami, thanks for the Hulu link. We cut the cable in our Ohio residence, and maybe this is a good option.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 02, 2019 11:54 AM (3a/ug)

184 i loved helen hunt for her inner beauty.

Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (Pg+x7)

185 Hiya Chique !

How was the Caribbean ?

Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (arJlL)

186 Also, Tom Hiddleston is a very handsome man.

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (mFoNl)

187 Do these progressive scum know anything whatever about concepts like hospitality, generosity and thankfulness?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (Uu+Jp)

188 129 I know people didn't like True Detective Season 2, but I thought McAdams was quite good in it, bested only by Vince Vaughn.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (oZ6kz)

Underrated for sure. Colin Farrell's acting was great. His storyline was hard to watch from a father's standpoint, especially a father's with son's who is divorced and alienated from them.
Best to take the four main characters and treat each one as their own story from their point of view for it to work best IMHO.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (VIoev)

189 I saw the guy in London

he had no idea on how to use a tusk

as a cave man, his ass would been selected out

fuck phrasing

Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (rpxSz)

190 Christmas trees...

We buy a real tree every year from the small tree farmer that hauls them in from his farm that he lovingly cultivates every year with a lot of hard work.

When the holidays are over, we then haul it out to our back "forty" fields and wooded area where it provides shelter for all the cute bunnies and squirrels and is nibbled at by deer. When it finally is finished off, and dried out , the stumps make decent firewood. The rest recycles back into the earth.

These idiots don't have a clue about "nature". We had our woods timbered out about 15 years ago, and the difference it made to the health of the woods was amazing. Light could reach the floor, resulting in lots of understory growth, which helped everything from deer, to turkey's to songbirds, to quail. Trees that were well on their way to end of life that were hauled out were used to make beautiful and useful wooden things, rather than them standing dead, falling onto small live trees and then rotting all over the floor of the woods, full of ants and termites.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 02, 2019 11:56 AM (en0W8)

191 DC Comics has yanked a poster for a new Batman
title from its social media accounts after the image drew criticism
from Chinese commenters who said it appeared to support the ongoing
pro-democracy protests in Hong Kong.



Chick-Fil-Aesque.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 11:56 AM (rZgGg)

192 170 Imagine being a farmer and being lectured constantly that you're murdering everyone and evil for growing the food that people survive on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (KZzsI)

Aren't flowers basically plant genitals? What kind of monsters are we to give each other plant genitals as a token of affection?

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 11:56 AM (7HtZB)

193 Imagine being a farmer and being lectured constantly that you're murdering everyone and evil for growing the food that people survive on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (KZzsI)

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It's easy for me. I remember being a lumberjack, and being severely restricted from cutting, even on private land, by lumberjack hating butt-plunderers because "migratory birds."

Kinda hard for the birds to hang out in the dead, overgrown forests ravaged by beetles that those sanctimonious asswipes saved from evil earth-haters like myself.

Idiots. But they never run out of self-satisfaction about how much smarter they are than the rubes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 11:56 AM (AzW6q)

194 >>One righteous green worshipper replied that a Christmas tree made of books or ladders would be better.


Does Planned Parenthood sell imitation trees made from leftover Baby Parts?

Because those would be acceptable.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:57 AM (XtZ7c)

195 FBN: Top aide to Kamala Harris resigns to join Michael Bloomberg's campaign.


Now that's a genius aide.

Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 11:57 AM (cF8AT)

196 The Slow Tusk penetrates the Jihadi.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:57 AM (XtZ7c)

197 Rachel McAdams played the naive young actress cast as Juliet in the second season of "Slings and Arrows". She's very good in the part.


"Slings and Arrows" was a Canadian mini-series about a theater festival that goes very, very wrong. It was written by the team that wrote the Broadway musical "The Drowsy Chaperone". I really enjoyed it.

Posted by: Brown Line at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (S6ArX)

198 I dealt with the confrontational libs back in 2017. When they called to ask when dinner would be served, I told them "whenever you decide to make it". They announced their intentions to "forbid" favorable comments about conservatives and about the election, so I told them the lack of invitation was no oversight. Life is too short to ruin holidays with mouthy libs.

Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (U7k5w)

199 RE: Christmas trees.

I love being lectured by urbanite butt-plunderers who've never been out of a city about forest management.

Where I'm from, the evergreen forests are seriously overgrown, and ANY thinning is a good thing by nature here.

Why is it overgrown? Because urbanite butt-plunderers from DC set various policies making it that way.

Thanks for the forest fires, jerkoffs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Where I'm from, Christmas trees come from Christmas tree farms.

Where they are specifically planted to be cut for Christmas trees.

Like the farm down the road from my in-laws.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (Jk+3L)

200 brandon shitweasel. of the spread eagle shitweasel's? traller trash. all of them.shitter is always full.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (KP5rU)

201 "73
60 Some early reports today of Justice Roberts possibly fucking us again, on the 2A case regarding NYC.





Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (67XdO)

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I was wondering about that. Any more details?

Posted by: WisRich at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (G0vdT)"
..
..
NYC wanted to avoid a ruling against their ban on transporting arms and ammo out of the city, so they changed the rule after it was clear it was going to SCOTUS. SCOTUS can still make a ruling if they decide the issue isn't moot just because of NYC's maneuverings; word is that Roberts may have sided with the moonbats as the 5th vote to drop it.


The case presents the opportunity to impose strict scrutiny, among other things. The inferred NYC position that the 2A doesn't apply outside the home is obvious bullshit.


If the balloon goes up, there will be few Americans that bear more direct personal responsibility than Roberts.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (67XdO)

202
Sergio Sanio.

Fuck off. You're not the boss of me. Never will be.

Oh.... and....

YOU have a Merry Christmas.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (8XRCm)

203 Narwahl Tusk.


It's ribed. Fluted. ...whatever.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (XtZ7c)

I doubt the narwhal tusk would have much resistance to breaking if subjected to bending stress. Certainly not an old and dried one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (/sgva)

204 173 I have a paperback movie/play tie-in edition of The Caine Mutiny with pics from the Bogart film and the Henry Fonda-starring stage play of the court martial. In one stage play pic you can see Garner as one of the naval officers in the court, standing stage right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (Ejm1K)

Didn't know he got in that! Sometimes MeTV will show his old "Maverick" episodes, and those are always fun to watch. I wish someone would run Rockford again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019


*
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Court-Martial was one of his first pro jobs after his time as a male model. I think he was still using his birth name, Baumgarner or Baumgardner.

He could play straight action hero, light comedy with Doris Day, and humor mixed with action or drama as in Maverick (which beat even the great Ed Sullivan in ratings) and Rockford. What he did best was this kind of exasperated annoyance. "I have three inches and fifty pounds on you," he'd say to a much smaller informant in a Rockford scene. "Do you really think it's a good idea to keep giving me a hard time?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (Ejm1K)

205 >>FBN: Top aide to Kamala Harris resigns to join Michael Bloomberg's campaign.


>>Now that's a genius aide

At least with Bloomberg she knows the checks will clear.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (ZLI7S)

206 183 Tami, thanks for the Hulu link. We cut the cable in our Ohio residence, and maybe this is a good option.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 02, 2019 11:54 AM (3a/ug)

20 dollar Roku. 5 dollar IWebTV app on a IPhone or IPad and the app for Roku is free. IWebTV gives updated links to free streaming movies, TV shows, live sports, news, and cartoons/anime.
Been doing this for over 3 years now.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (VIoev)

207 Actually, thinking on it a bit.

Grandpa's Hat is VERY Conservative!

CO2 is Plant food.

Plants are Green.

ergo, more CO2 means a Greener Planet!

Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (NgKpN)

208
FBN: Top aide to Kamala Harris resigns to join Michael Bloomberg's campaign.


Now that's a genius aide.
Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 11:57 AM (cF8AT)







Actually, he is. Bloomberg has money to pay salaries.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (kw0bd)

209 FBN: Top aide to Kamala Harris resigns to join Michael Bloomberg's campaign.


Now that's a genius aide.
Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 11:57 AM (cF8AT)


Did the Titanic split in 1/2? Because that seems like jumping from one half of a sinking ship to the other to buy yourself 15 minutes.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

210 An un-spoiled Jennifer Garner

Posted by: Builder Berg at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (+Yu7u)

211 Read the post. Yeah, disruption, division, and destruction are the goals, really. Of anything, anytime. There's no "other side" equivalent because continuity, unity, and construction don't work that way.

Um.. whatdidImeantosay? n e who..

Celebrities Whodats I don't know. Never sure if that's supposed to be a point of pride or shame that I'm unfamiliar with so much of kulchur du pop.

But that gal - or is it gals?

I have problems with -- people I sort-of know in one context, I'll meet them elsewhere and struggle to recognize them "out of uniform," you know? Without their cap or smock or apron. Embarrassing sometimes. Women can change their hairstyle and confuse me,

but, really, if you told me those pix were all different women, I'd not doubt it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (aNSOb)

212 Here's Helen, flying out the window. Hey, when Kristy McNichol's snapping up all the primo After School Special gigs, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8m7264e

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (U7qMl)

213 I guess the worst, leftiest part of our Thanksgiving activities was seeing how poorly my dear sweet niece is doing on her vegetarian and leftism regimen. Formerly compassionate, she now seems hard of heart, and her skeletal muscles are wasting away, which bodes ill for her physical heart.

Posted by: Emmie at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (87gB3)

214 I love being lectured by urbanite butt-plunderers who've never been out of a city

Yay!

Posted by: Mayor Pete of Butt at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (rZgGg)

215 When I DuckDuckGo'd her name, one listing described her as an "actress and activist." I think that might be your answer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (Ejm1K)
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Well that's unfortunate. She can join Kristen Bell over there in the pile.

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 02, 2019 12:00 PM (Xvo1a)

216 Tusksmiths, to judge your tusks I will deliver a series of thrusts and slashes to this ballistics dummy...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 12:00 PM (m45I2)

217
Do these progressive scum know anything whatever about concepts like hospitality, generosity and thankfulness?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (Uu+Jp)


No. Next question.

If you are invited to a dinner and you come instead to pick a fight, a proper host will ask you to gather your things and leave the premises. "Come back when you've learned good manners and decorum."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 12:00 PM (pNxlR)

218 Biden needs a good care program ... in prison. I'd be glad to not make fun of his dementia and crimes ... so he can be the left's candidate, and he would crumble prior to November.


Biden is old school ... mafia made man ... not in the murder way, but in the political way. (my Hollywood understanding of the made man is that he is the hit man, totally committed ... my political made man version would be a Hillary or Biden, and/or Strzok/Bulger/Mueller types ... also fully committed to their syndicate, even while killing the Republic.)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 12:00 PM (Cus5s)

219 >>How is a plastic petrochemical derived tree any better for the environment than a real one?



By that logic, plastic straws are better than cellulose ones. Plastic cups are better than paper cups. Plastic bags....



you see where i'm going, here.

- - -


And you no doubt see where whiny lil' b#tch complaining about cutting down Christmas trees is going: NO TREES FOR YOU, REAL OR PLASTIC,RELIGIOUS NUT!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

220 A good thing about growing up in a Finnish household was quiet holiday meals. It could be genetics or the vodka not kicking in. Check your pukko at the door mandatory.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (C1Lsn)

221 Interesting how the hate has no home here people seem to be overflowing with hatred.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

222 I'm sure Grandpa knows what's what and was just being nice and will teach that little shit a lesson with his will. so who's the dummy?

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (nFwvY)

223 Leader of the Mean Girls and Loki. What's the connection? Their most famous roles are both villains? They're dating or used to date each other?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (D5Xj7)

224 I have no idea who she is, but I'll bet her legs aren't hairy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (fUKvD)

225 One righteous green worshipper replied that a Christmas tree made of books or ladders would be better.

Because none of those objects are made from harvested trees.

In Oregon it takes just 2-3 years to grow a Christmas Tree. They are a renewable resource, and huge farms grow them here to sell around the nation. Cheap as dirt around here

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (KZzsI)

226 I'm not impugning anyone here, and I really do hope everyone had a happy and politics-free Thanksgiving. Just trying to correct the record.
Posted by: Schmendrick at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (UEuvA)


Thank you for doing the work I was too lazy to do, i.e. run a simple google search. I guess I stepped on my own d*ck.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (zGtXn)

227
"I think it was going to Biden."

What was?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 02, 2019 11:43 AM


used in a sentence:

"Yesterday, I was in the check-out line at the store behind this woman who had the most gorgeous hair. I was going to Biden, but thought better at the last minute."

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (cuot+)

228 221 Interesting how the hate has no home here people seem to be overflowing with hatred.

Yep.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (U7qMl)

229 Thanksgiving update:
No political fights, just a very quiet dinner and a chance to meet my first greatgrandnephew. 1 month old and both parents really dragging as they deal with the normal round the clock feeding and not-sleeping. So things were short and sweet.

Posted by: Downcast at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (ARJT9)

230 But tell one of these dumb fucks you're cutting down a tree for a Samhain party and they'd kiss your ass raw.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (AURKQ)

231
Tusksmiths, to judge your tusks I will deliver a series of thrusts and slashes to this ballistics dummy...
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 12:00 PM (m45I2)

------

Dont tell me that you love me.
Just tell me that you want me.

~Fleetwood Mac

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (8XRCm)

232 We buy a real tree every year from the small tree farmer that hauls them in from his farm that he lovingly cultivates every year with a lot of hard work.

When the holidays are over, we then haul it out to our back "forty" fields and wooded area where it provides shelter for all the cute bunnies and squirrels and is nibbled at by deer. When it finally is finished off, and dried out , the stumps make decent firewood. The rest recycles back into the earth.

Posted by: Jen the original


After Christmas, take a non flocked tree, place the stump in concrete, take out to your local lake, a find a spot in 8 to 10 feet of water and put the tree in.

It provides cover for bait fish to hide in while growing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (Jk+3L)

233 Rachel McAdams is beautiful but she has big legs and cankles. This from my observation in the movie , Midnight in Paris. Maybe it was just an optical illusion.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (ZLlh9)

234 228 221 Interesting how the hate has no home here people seem to be overflowing with hatred.

Yep.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (U7qMl)

Their Hate is more of a travelling road-show kinda deal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (AURKQ)

235 I have no idea who she is, but I'll bet her legs aren't hairy.

They may be this time of year

Tusksmiths, to judge your tusks I will deliver a series of thrusts and slashes to this ballistics dummy...

It will keel....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:03 PM (KZzsI)

236 I agree, Make America Greta Again is not a good joke. It's disconnected and has nno set-up. I prefer this one:

********

Best of Times, Worst of Times - a limerick

She spoke before the whole United Nations
Demanding we pay climate reparations
Her knickers in a Twist
(What the dickens have I missed?)
That little girl has Greta Expectations

Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 12:03 PM (m45I2)

237 Anyone who follows this advice is only looking to feel better about themselves, and morally superior to people they consider fools, racists, and sexists. Why are you sharing a meal with people you detest to begin with, you Progressive clowns?
Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (AMIL/)

Because they're cheap lazy assholes?

Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:03 PM (U7k5w)

238 I learned this weekend that Planned Parenthood is now the number 2 supplier of hormones, even for free, to make trannies, they are pushing this on kids now saying it's a human right violation to deny this.

- killing babies to Moloch and Baal, check
- transformation of male into female and female into male (human form of alchemy), check

It's almost as if they are practicing an ancient religion or something.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 12:03 PM (VIoev)

239 >>Do these progressive scum know anything whatever about concepts like hospitality, generosity and thankfulness?


They have literally declared those concepts "white" and "patriarchal," which means BAD.

In their worldview, they are actually heroes for forsaking hospitality, generosity, and thankfulness. I wish I were kidding.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:03 PM (bDqIh)

240 221 Interesting how the hate has no home here people seem to be overflowing with hatred.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

A person down the street has one of those. He and his family tear through the neighborhood like street races, flipping off people who get in his way.

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (mFoNl)

241 Did avoid most of the holiday politics talk by making a mockery of it whenever it came up. When a niece mentioned Yang (We were in Iowa, so this stuff is more timely and relevant to them), I said, "I'll vote for him, if he's willing to negotiate on that $1000 a month thing. If he'd up that to 10k, I'm in." I think my niece thought of responding about the impracticality of that, but saw where the argument was going to go, and to her credit, she just dropped the whole thing.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (FJYfm)

242 Thank you for doing the work I was too lazy to do, i.e. run a simple google search. I guess I stepped on my own d*ck.



No problem , OM. At least you avoided my technique which involves golf cleats.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (rZgGg)

243 I have problems with -- people I sort-of know in one context, I'll meet them elsewhere and struggle to recognize them "out of uniform," you know? Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (aNSOb)

You're not the only one. I've had that problem for years, even before my memory started going.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (zGtXn)

244 Where I'm from, the evergreen forests are seriously overgrown, and ANY thinning is a good thing by nature here.

Why is it overgrown? Because urbanite butt-plunderers from DC set various policies making it that way.

Thanks for the forest fires, jerkoffs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 11:47 AM (AzW6q)

Not to mention that most commercial Christmas trees are farmed, as a crop, on land that may not support food crops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (/sgva)

245
221 Interesting how the hate has no home here people seem to be overflowing with hatred.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (Uu+Jp)


They are torqued up tighter than an overwound cuckoo clock. They'll burst into tiny pieces when Trump is re-elected.

And we will point at them and laugh ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (pNxlR)

246 I'm sure Grandpa knows what's what and was just being nice and will teach that little shit a lesson with his will. so who's the dummy?
Posted by: x
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Pa ought to engage in a beat-down, whether Pa believes in Global warming or not.

Using your grandfather as a political tool is emblematic of the Left. They are without morals, character, or integrity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (fUKvD)

247 This year, I give thanks for the fact that I have no family that have pretend jobs "writing" for rags like The Nation.

Posted by: Saber Alter at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (L+Cos)

248 Make America Greta Again - So, isolationist foreign policy?

We want to be let alone.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (oZ6kz)

249
I have a bunch of lib relatives. Most of them can keep a lid on it at Thanksgiving, and we make the effort to do the same.

But they do know we are hardline rightwingers.

For one, simply knowing that we did not support the One True Messiah Barack Obama was enough... several years ago she wrote a horrible, vituperative, and insulting email to our entire family about how she would no longer be coming because we're such a bunch of hateful bigoted bastards and she just couldn't countenance us.

Well, bye Felicia. See if I care. You're fat enough as it is, and you don't need any more food.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (AzW6q)

250 @214, Pete. I got your campaign song right here.

https://youtu.be/E_LAW1xLCpA

"Hey Pete! Let's Eat Mo Meat"

Posted by: Dizzy Gillespie at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (QUD4S)

251 Did the Titanic split in 1/2? Because that seems like jumping from one half of a sinking ship to the other to buy yourself 15 minutes.
_________________

What are you saying? That I can't win? Preposterous! I'm as rich as Trump, and much smarter (being a lefty)!

Trump showed how easy it is for a billionaire to buy the presidency, so I'ma gonna do it too! It'll be a piece of cake! Everybody loooooves me so!!! I bought the NYC mayor's job (and I saved the day after 9/11), and I'll buy the presidency too! Trump can't out-bid me! I'm rich, I tell you, filthy rich!

Posted by: Bite-size billionaire Bloomberg at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (k4dH2)

252 My left leaning family members know better than to bring up politics at our family holiday gatherings. They have tried in the past and been asked to leave. Their argument that it was a family holiday gathering resulting in my saying that I was the host in my house and I had the right to dismiss anyone who did not live there if they did not live up to my house rules. Totally was backed up by my wife and kids. If lefties want to play that game with me, they will lose my generally excellent hospitality and cooking. Funny how those two things changes their game.

Posted by: JC at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (UeU18)

253 First Squawk @FirstSquawk
now
WHITE HOUSE ADVISER CONWAY SAYS PHASE ONE OF CHINA TRADE DEAL BEING WRITTEN UP

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (BqBId)

254 It's almost as if they are practicing an ancient religion or something.

They worship Satan, even if they aren't fully conscious of it.

I have problems with -- people I sort-of know in one context, I'll meet them elsewhere and struggle to recognize them "out of uniform," you know?

Nearly everyone does. People out of context are difficult to recognize, for most folks. For very observant people its not a problem.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (KZzsI)

255 I know that, you know that but the left knows nothing. Seriously, these
people never read any of the evidence and they rely on CNN or the NYT to
tell them what to think.


Yep, that's why that point needs to be emphasized by any Pubbie who gets in front of a mic or a camera, every single time. I sorta hate to think I'm devolving into a Keyboard Kommando, but it's the only weapon I have to fight back with against the Progs and Progda.

Maybe somebody who can do something about it will see something here and start helping our conservative resistance to anti-American progressivism. Somebody in DC who's on our side has to have heard about us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (HaL55)

256 Debralee Scott was like a hot 70s hood chick. Or maybe that's just me.

Posted by: tsj017 at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (ZiGm9)

257 Posted by: Schmendrick at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (UEuvA)

Are those all responses to the Left's initial call for confrontation?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (ZLlh9)

258 The case presents the opportunity to impose strict scrutiny, among other things.

The inferred NYC position that the 2A doesn't apply outside the home is obvious bullshit.



Except for that almost every state that is must issue or Constitutional carry says otherwise.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (Jk+3L)

259 229 Thanksgiving update:
No political fights, just a very quiet dinner and a chance to meet my first greatgrandnephew. 1 month old and both parents really dragging as they deal with the normal round the clock feeding and not-sleeping. So things were short and sweet.
Posted by: Downcast at December 02, 2019


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Miss Linda and I went to a somewhat upscale restaurant in town which offers a T-giving buffet every year. Oysters, crab cakes, shrimp, prime rib, ham, turkey, grilled redfish, mashed potatoes and other sides, as much as you want to eat, and nice desserts too. You have to dodge the wait staff and the dozens of other patrons as you move from your table to the food area, but it's worth it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (Ejm1K)

260 Rachel McAdams (Allie) and Ryan Gosling (Noah) performed together as a young couple in the movie "The Notebook". It's a love story -- based on a real story -- centered around an older man who reads aloud to an older, invalid woman whom he regularly visits.

From a faded notebook, the old man's words bring to life the story about a couple separated by World War II. James Garner and Gena Rolands performed the roles of Noah and Allie "all grown up".

Posted by: Kathy at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (q7uEm)

261
240 221 Interesting how the hate has no home here people seem to be overflowing with hatred.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

A person down the street has one of those. He and his family tear through the neighborhood like street races, flipping off people who get in his way.
Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (mFoNl)








Programmable caltrops.

Business opportunity!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 12:07 PM (kw0bd)

262 This Christmas season:
1. I'm chopping down a Christmas tree. Maybe more than one and bringing it in the house.
2. Biden 1.0 and 2.0 are both evil scum.
3. Relatives that fool Opa get eviscerated.

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 12:07 PM (gmo/4)

263 Pa ought to engage in a beat-down, whether Pa believes in Global warming or not.

Indeed. Grandpa can laugh at the idiot who gave him a free hat. Dad should tool them over for mocking their elder and his dad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:07 PM (KZzsI)

264 -
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I'm not impugning anyone here, and I really do hope everyone had a happy and politics-free Thanksgiving. Just trying to correct the record.
Posted by: Schmendrick at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (UEuvA)

Thank you for doing the work I was too lazy to do, i.e. run a simple google search. I guess I stepped on my own d*ck.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM

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Difference is, those conservative articles are a reaction to the lefties intentionally f'n up Thanksgiving with their bs.

Posted by: irright at December 02, 2019 12:08 PM (aSKRB)

265 Pretty funny, just saw that ppl are replying to the Climate Alarmists with "OK Doomer"

Posted by: VM's phone at December 02, 2019 12:08 PM (EGSGm)

266 Have another empanada, Senor Maduro.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 12:08 PM (v0R5T)

267 i kick girl scouts and their mom's off my porch. planned parenthood comes up in the conversation. mommy don't like that. split tailed idiot.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 12:08 PM (KP5rU)

268 I was gonna guess "Karen Black" 'cuz weird eyes, but, no.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2019 12:09 PM (Y3R0d)

269 They have literally declared those concepts "white" and "patriarchal," which means BAD.

In their worldview, they are actually heroes for forsaking hospitality, generosity, and thankfulness. I wish I were kidding.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:03 PM (bDqIh)

See, for example, the feminists who regard being ever increasingly enraged as a virtue. How dare you be happy and content?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 12:09 PM (2VKiq)

270 I only had one ultra lib relative, an aunt who wanted to go to Oberlin but settled on Hiram College. Visiting us, she wanted to know "why the guns". My little wife piped in "he would have a missile silo in the back yard if he could get away with it".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 02, 2019 12:09 PM (C1Lsn)

271
Programmable caltrops.

Business opportunity!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 12:07 PM (kw0bd)

Now I know what my husband can get me for Christmas!!!

Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2019 12:10 PM (mFoNl)

272 He is Loki in the Marvel movies, and...little else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies
........

You need to see "The Night Manager".

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 12:10 PM (so+oy)

273 If I were grandpa I would disinherit his parents. And when his mommy and daddy wonder why their retirement life is going to suck, tell them to move in with sonny boy.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 02, 2019 12:10 PM (WHVHL)

274 Is the fifty-ninth comment on this "blog post" the "thread winner"? In my opinion, it is!

I'm "hip". I'm "with it".

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 02, 2019 12:10 PM (D5Xj7)

275 187 Do these progressive scum know anything whatever about concepts like hospitality, generosity and thankfulness?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (Uu+Jp)


No, because progressivism is built on resentment, envy, and self-righteousness.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 12:10 PM (zGtXn)

276 233 Rachel McAdams is beautiful but she has big legs and cankles. This from my observation in the movie , Midnight in Paris. Maybe it was just an optical illusion.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019


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Does she? I've never seen a film she was in where her legs and feet were visible for more than an instant, so I dunno. Isla Fisher does not have those failings, so it's her I remember from Wedding Crashers. (She is also very funny in it.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 12:10 PM (Ejm1K)

277 i have enough room for a missile silo in my back yard.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 12:11 PM (KP5rU)

278 Thanks monkey. Well done. And ya know what? I hate Gaia. She's always trying to kill us. Fuck her.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:11 PM (VqhL9)

279 Rachel McAdams was an athlete. She was a figure staker from age 4-18, she played soccer and volleyball, and badminton. She still trains. Her ankles are from strong tendons and muscle. Cankles are fat. She is a smokeshow in heels and in general. She has incredible legs.




Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 12:11 PM (VIoev)

280 The Night Manager mini-series was excellent

Posted by: VM's phone at December 02, 2019 12:11 PM (EGSGm)

281 They misspelled "Gurta".

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 12:11 PM (v0R5T)

282 I have problems with -- people I sort-of know in one context, I'll meet them elsewhere and struggle to recognize them "out of uniform," you know? Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (aNSOb)
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Happens to me all of the time. A guy comes up to me in the hardware store and says, 'Hi', and I'm thinking furiously *Dammit! I know this guy, but who the hell is he? Just a clue...give me just a clue!*

Turns out it's my freaking doctor, in his scruffy yard-work clothes rather than tie, lab coat and stethoscope.

One step closer to the Home.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:12 PM (fUKvD)

283 Indeed. Grandpa can laugh at the idiot who gave him a free hat. Dad should tool them over for mocking their elder and his dad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

technically Dad should beat the shit out the grandson's husband since grandson is probably the bottom/wife.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 12:12 PM (nFwvY)

284 I'm sure Grandpa knows what's what and was just being nice and will
teach that little shit a lesson with his will. so who's the dummy?


"...and to my Grandson, I leave this Make America Greta Again hat. And nothing else..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 12:12 PM (HaL55)

285 252 My left leaning family members know better than to bring up politics at our family holiday gatherings. They have tried in the past and been asked to leave. Their argument that it was a family holiday gathering resulting in my saying that I was the host in my house and I had the right to dismiss anyone who did not live there if they did not live up to my house rules. Totally was backed up by my wife and kids. If lefties want to play that game with me, they will lose my generally excellent hospitality and cooking. Funny how those two things changes their game.
Posted by: JC at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (UeU1

Good for you! I just preemptively did not invite. The majority of the libs in question were out of towners who liked to go to NYC over the long weekend. They used my house as a free hotel and chauffeur service. When they were pleasant, I enjoyed seeing them and taking in a play. They decided to contract TDS and were quite belligerent, called us "stupid" and were generally rude after Trump was elected. So, I agree, if you insist on being rude and condescending, don't come over. Find alternative accommodations.

Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:12 PM (U7k5w)

286 265 Pretty funny, just saw that ppl are replying to the Climate Alarmists with "OK Doomer"
_________________

Good one. I also enjoyed using "10-4 Tide Pod" a few times over the weekend, with mouthy millenials.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 12:12 PM (k4dH2)

287 Soccer girls have stubby legs.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (XtZ7c)

288 The Night Manager mini-series was excellent
Posted by: VM's phone at December 02, 2019 12:11 PM (EGSGm)

Oh my gosh, yes. And Tom Hiddleston is so suave and debonair. Swoon.

And he seems quite good natured.

He does excellent imitations of other actors, too.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (2VKiq)

289 My lefty sister went straight from a rant about how the Trump economy is all just a figment of our imaginations to boasting about how much her consulting business has taken off in the past couple of years.

She sure went quiet when I went where you can guess I went with that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (U7qMl)

290 The fact that Greta Thunberg fans feel they have to appropriate MAGA says more about the overall situation even beyond the grandson being a jerk to his grandfather on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: csmats at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (X5VFN)

291 My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas.
Me: Springfield Arms Standard M1-A1

Her: Silence. Then search. Then, "Do you know how much that is?" and "You don't need another rifle"

Me: My own personal Christmas Story circa 2019..

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (gmo/4)

292 I would totally hook up with a professional right-wing rental mob for enough money. I even have a magic number it would take for that rental mob to become Pinochet's On Call Disappearance Service.

But yeah, day jobs. And there are no right-wing equivalents of Hawaiian Judge Punchy Macadamia to get the charges dropped when you go after a lefty.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (rGgyS)

293 265 Pretty funny, just saw that ppl are replying to the Climate Alarmists with "OK Doomer"


Posted by: VM's phone at December 02, 2019 12:08 PM (EGSGm)

Can't wait for the "Ok, Coomer" to be used next at the appropriate designated targets.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 12:14 PM (VIoev)

294
You know what would make
Crispy Fried Leftover Turkey Tacos
better?

"On a stick!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 12:14 PM (aNSOb)

295 "My little wife piped in "he would have a missile silo in the back yard if he could get away with it".


Wait...there are restrictions like that?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2019 12:14 PM (cqNba)

296 Ace thread disappeared.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 12:15 PM (N3JsI)

297
The Left worships at the feet of a literally braindead shovel-faced Skandi child.

They're making religious art of her on the sides of buildings.

It's hilarious. And weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 12:15 PM (AzW6q)

298 Posted by: JC at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (UeU1

A member of my congregation (who is fairly conservative and voted for Trump) who has hosted TG for years told her sisters (who can't stand Trump)that there was no be no talk of politics or they couldn't come to dinner. They came to dinner and politics wasn't discussed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (WI7YS)

299 >> "My little wife piped in "he would have a missile silo in the back yard if he could get away with it".


And a Rocket in my Pocket.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (XtZ7c)

300 It's hilarious. And weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 12:15 PM (AzW6q)

Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (U7k5w)

301 34 my wife's side included (they are mostly deeply unpleasant people, with a couple of exceptions).
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (xPJvm)

Why? Why, why, why do people do this? The unpleasant people, I mean.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (Y3R0d)

302 >>Ace thread disappeared.


He saw it was barely Noon.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (XtZ7c)

303
Using your grandfather as a political tool is emblematic of the Left. They are without morals, character, or integrity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

This.
I'd add demonically possessed.

Posted by: Gooshy at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (EzBas)

304 104
Oh and just when was America "Greta" in the first place? I mean, it's a really great example of why the Left can't meme.

She's a fucking foreigner for crissakes, and her policies have never been implemented in US history.

It's just a really, really dumb joke.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



Her and her family are actors. All of this is just performance art. Are you not entertained?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (vN4+Q)

305 Hiddleston did a scarily good Hank Williams Sr. a couple years ago. Had the drugged cadaver look while actually being able to fake the accent well and sing.

He's also reportedly a rather nice guy.

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (rGgyS)

306 After Christmas, take a non flocked tree, place the stump in concrete, take out to your local lake, a find a spot in 8 to 10 feet of water and put the tree in.

It provides cover for bait fish to hide in while growing.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (Jk+3L)

And then in the Fall, you can don your scuba gear, and reap a rich harvest of fishing lures from the branches.

Indians in B.C. used to throw bedsprings into rivers near bridges for that purpose.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (/sgva)

307 Actor Mark Ruffalo shared a tweet asking Americans for an economic revolution to end capitalism.

Theactor, who has been an outspoken critic of Americas economic and capitalist structure in the past, took to Twitter on Sunday to share an article and ask for the country to consider getting rid of capitalism.

Hey great idea. And lets start with you. Turn over all your money. And up against that wall over there. Why? For a picture of course comrade. Top The Revolution!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (cEsBM)

308 OK, so the Left wants to Make America GREAT Again?

Blonde, blue eyed, Aryan, loud, bossy, likes to make speeches to large adoring crowds.

Posted by: History YELLING LOUDLY at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (NgKpN)

309 Did the Titanic split in 1/2? Because that seems like jumping from one half of a sinking ship to the other to buy yourself 15 minutes.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

as ill-tempered cur pointed out, it *is* a smart move by the staffer. She's jumping from a campaign where all the paychecks are about to start bouncing to one where, even if its hopeless, the money is good.

btw, best sign yet that Kamela's campaign is finished. When the smart staffers start figuring out all the money is gone, it's over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)

310 The Left worships at the feet of a literally braindead shovel-faced Skandi child.

They're making religious art of her on the sides of buildings.

It's hilarious. And weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 12:15 PM (AzW6q)

It really is bizarre. A dumb rude 16 year old brat who recites words fed to her is their god.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 12:17 PM (2VKiq)

311 Ace thread disappeared.


Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 12:15 PM


And I woulda been first!!!

Pixy you mischievous l'il minx!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 12:17 PM (axyOa)

312 297
The Left worships at the feet of a literally braindead shovel-faced Skandi child.

They're making religious art of her on the sides of buildings.

It's hilarious. And weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019


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I disagree only with your use of the word "literally."

She's not in a hospital bed with machines beeping and a ventilator keeping her alive. Otherwise, yes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 12:17 PM (Ejm1K)

313 295 Yeah, VIA, had to be solid fuel only in the city limits.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (C1Lsn)

314 308 OK, so the Left wants to Make America GREAT Again?

Blonde, blue eyed, Aryan, loud, bossy, likes to make speeches to large adoring crowds.
Posted by: History YELLING LOUDLY at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (NgKpN)

Wow, meant to say GRETA, but my subconscious mind just couldn't seem to type that!

Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (NgKpN)

315 After the unexpected success of "How Dare You?" Scoldilocks is working on her debut album: Heavy Gretal.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (U7qMl)

316 Yeah the iconic use of Greta -- in its most literal form, a religious symbol and design you may not alter -- is truly odd to watch. In the very people who would call you crazy and sick for believing in Jesus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (KZzsI)

317 270 I only had one ultra lib relative, an aunt who wanted to go to Oberlin but settled on Hiram College. Visiting us, she wanted to know "why the guns". My little wife piped in "he would have a missile silo in the back yard if he could get away with it".
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 02, 2019 12:09 PM (C1Lsn)
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Sounds like a keeper to me.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (qC1Sy)

318 The Left worships at the feet of a literally braindead shovel-faced Skandi child.



They're making religious art of her on the sides of buildings.



It's hilarious. And weird.



I think the phrase you're looking for is "mental illness on display."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (3a/ug)

319 My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas.
Me: Springfield Arms Standard M1-A1

Her: Silence. Then search. Then, "Do you know how much that is?" and "You don't need another rifle"

Me: My own personal Christmas Story circa 2019..

Posted by: Archer
---------

There are two possibilities:

1 (preferred) A package under the tree, marked To: Archer, From: Santa

2. A Package under the tree marked, To: Archer, From: Archer

The latter involves some risk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (fUKvD)

320 >>It really is bizarre. A dumb rude 16 year old brat who recites words fed to her is their god.


To them she is just a Tool.

Consequentialists.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (XtZ7c)

321 Muldoon #41:
No Malarkey - a limerick

Was a lifeguard when he was in school
And a naked dip with bodyguards was cool
All the kids they are fond
Of his leg hairs so blond
Vote for Joe, he puts the "P" into pool.


Y'got me. I laughed aloud. Then the song from Music Man started playing.

___
Malarkey Joe webworks linked in nic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (aNSOb)

322 btw, best sign yet that Kamela's campaign is finished. When the smart staffers start figuring out all the money is gone, it's over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)

But they, like totally, like, hate capitalism.

Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (cF8AT)

323 Greta is Climate Hitler.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (1ISKN)

324 Blonde, blue eyed, Aryan, loud, bossy, likes to make speeches to large adoring crowds.
Posted by: History YELLING LOUDLY at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (NgKpN

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I modified a Bundes Deutschemadchen poster to contain Greta instead of the original cute little German girl.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (AzW6q)

325 It's hilarious. And weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 12:15 PM (AzW6q)

They have no other religion, really. My former congregation was DNC talking points with shitty kosher wine and challah. I'm sure they worship Greta, I know they changed their trip to Israel to a girls only thing with much opportunity to listen to Palestinian grievance performance.
I understand many churches have gone down this stupid road...and then there are the hard core atheist types who have made Gaia goddish

Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (U7k5w)

326 Hey great idea. And lets start with you. Turn over all your money. And up against that wall over there. Why? For a picture of course comrade. Top The Revolution!

Yeah basically its "now that I've made my nut with capitalism, its time for you all to give it up!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (KZzsI)

327 Actor Mark Ruffalo shared a tweet asking Americans for an economic revolution to end capitalism.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (cEsBM)

No self awareness WHATSOEVER. I bet he's planning to return or give away the millions he made in the Avengers movies, right?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (2VKiq)

328 The Left worships at the feet of a literally braindead shovel-faced Skandi child.
...........

They had to go somewhere after B.O.

Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (v0R5T)

329 "OK Doomer" -- that is perfect!!


>>See, for example, the feminists who regard being ever increasingly enraged as a virtue. How dare you be happy and content?


Ugh, yes. So many books on this now, such as Rebecca Traister's.


The Left has worked very to teach people that NOT controlling your every emotion is a virtue, which is the opposite of adulthood. Sad.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:20 PM (bDqIh)

330 >>Actor Mark Ruffalo shared a tweet asking Americans for an economic revolution to end capitalism.


Great idea.

Let's start by redistributing your wife's vagina.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:20 PM (XtZ7c)

331 Hulk smash capitalism?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 12:20 PM (1ISKN)

332 "now that I've made my nut with capitalism, its time for you all to give it up!"

Isn't this really the story of Bruce Springsteen?

Posted by: Bruce Springshit at December 02, 2019 12:20 PM (U7qMl)

333
But they, like totally, like, hate capitalism.
Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (cF8AT)

It's funny how employee's tunes change when the boss says "Hey guys, won't it be fun if everyone just works for free the next couple of months???"

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:20 PM (Kpl3J)

334 The left jumps on the bandwagon of a 16 year old mental defect funded by a Jew killing Nazi, but Sandmann was attacking an old Indian guy and should be killed.

"There's something aggressive about STANDING THERE....."

Being a leftist means you have brain damage.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

335 Random comment.

I started watching See on Apple TV. It's a little odd but not horrible. The producers give a damn for that show and it looks great. Small touches in the acting (it's hard to act blind) are a bit distracting but not a deal breaker.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (C+We0)

336 "
Except for that almost every state that is must issue or Constitutional carry says otherwise.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (Jk+3L)"
..
..

Their big overstep here is that even if someone got the permit - regardless of its nature - they were not permitted to transport the arms out of the city.
You'd have thought they'd have learned after Chicago and DC.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (67XdO)

337 Using your grandfather as a political tool is emblematic of the Left. They are without morals, character, or integrity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (fUKvD)

yeah, I was in Seattle when one of the early Trump/Resist rally's happened. Little kids carrying Nazi signs and Fuck Trump signs for their sweet mommies.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (VqhL9)

338 The Left worships at the feet of a literally braindead shovel-faced Skandi child.
____________________

I don't get the "climate" hysteria. The "climate scientists" are predicting our impending doom based on models that can't even accurately "predict" past climate changes. And there are still so many factors that are unknown, so they obviously can't be accurately accounted for. Remember last year, when the scientists were trying to figure out where the warming went? Maybe it was hiding in the oceans, maybe aliens ate it, maybe . . . .

It's all so ridiculous.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (k4dH2)

339 Those Christmas trees should be allowed to roam free in forests like Gaia meant, not rounded up and put in cages and cruelly adorned with plastic for people to look at.

Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (MxEKc)

340 Me: My own personal Christmas Story circa 2019..

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (gmo/4)


You might shoot your eye out!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (zGtXn)

341 It's funny how employee's tunes change when the boss says "Hey guys, won't it be fun if everyone just works for free the next couple of months???"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:20 PM (Kpl3J)


When's Ruffalo's next role performed "gratis" coming out?

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

342 328 The Left worships at the feet of a literally braindead shovel-faced Skandi child.
...........

They had to go somewhere after B.O.
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019


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A shower and some clinical underarm deodorant would have been a good idea.

Oh. Wait. You mean Jugears.

Well, my original comment stands. Have you whiffed some of those people?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (Ejm1K)

343 I always take economic advice from people that wear green, full body make up for living.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (1ISKN)

344 Pretty funny, just saw that ppl are replying to the Climate Alarmists with "OK Doomer"


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Oh snap.

I soooooo stealing that.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (8XRCm)

345 >>No self awareness WHATSOEVER. I bet he's planning to return or give away the millions he made in the Avengers movies, right?



Translation: "I make millions working for yuuuge movie studios but I portray a Dow chemical lawyer-turned-whistleblower in a movie, so I'm totally anti-corporate America, you guyz!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (bDqIh)

346 My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas.
Me: Springfield Arms Standard M1-A1

Her: Silence. Then search. Then, "Do you know how much that is?" and "You don't need another rifle"

Me: My own personal Christmas Story circa 2019..

Posted by: Archer



I am NOT hard to shop for. You know where the gun store is.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (Jk+3L)

347 Malarkey Joe webworks linked in nic.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (aNSOb)

I envisioned Joe riding a shorter bus.

Posted by: Chilled Surfperch at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (htJYU)

348
"All Harpies To The League of Green Girls"

https://tinyurl.com/sg8dcoh

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (AzW6q)

349 I can happily say that there was not a single Prog or NeverTrumper at our Thanksgiving table.

Sadly, we'll be the only MAGA people at my husband's family's Christmas Day "celebration." His idiot, pony-tailed lib brother will be unable to keep his mouth shut about politics.


Ugh.

In a more pleasant vein, can anyone here who's a gamer give me advice on buying a good quality headset with mic? It's all my son wants for Christmas. He has an Xbox 1 (I think).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 12:23 PM (ptqGC)

350 I was watching Adam Carolla's interview with Don Jr. when Don Jr. mentioned Nick Sandmann, Carolla reflexively goes "Oh, that kid who yelled at the Indian."

Junior corrected him but it just shows how pervasive the MFM's lying lies are when a guy who's ostensibly on our side parrots that crap.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 12:23 PM (U7qMl)

351 Actor Mark Ruffalo shared a tweet asking Americans for an economic revolution to end capitalism.

>>>>>

It's dead and has been dead for a while now.

And since it's dead, I'm in favor of a wealth tax on billionaire assholes who are responsible for destroying our country with immigration (legal and illegal). They don't give a fuck about the citizens of our country so fuck them, wealth tax to fund job training, deportation, and other projects needed in our country. They are parasites.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 12:23 PM (VIoev)

352 yeah, I was in Seattle when one of the early Trump/Resist rally's happened. Little kids carrying Nazi signs and Fuck Trump signs for their sweet mommies.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM


***

Then call the little kid a nasty little bitch and see mom go mental.
Always fun.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (axyOa)

353 The "climate scientists" are predicting our impending doom based on models that can't even accurately "predict" past climate changes.

THe thing is, they don't even predict doom. They predict... discomfort and the need to move inland a bit. And probably growing crops move further north into places like Saskatchewan.

There's no doom in their statements, not the actually respectable scientists. They say things like 2-3 degrees (celsius) warmer on average in a century. Oceans rise a few feet. Possible crop shortages in more southern areas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (KZzsI)

354 Thanksgiving is all about GENOCIDE!!!! That's why I like to quote The Young Turks at the holiday dinner because The Young Turks are about as far removed from genocide as you can possibly get!!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (ScWBu)

355 I understand many churches have gone down this stupid road...and then there are the hard core atheist types who have made Gaia goddish
Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (U7k5w)

It's almost like human beings are built to require religious beliefs to sustain their lives - and when you take away the sane ones that have helped people for centuries, they get replaced by beliefs that are far weirder and more self destructive.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)

356 Ace up

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (U7qMl)

357 He bought her that book by the disgusting Al "cheater" Franken named "Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot".

Al Franken is an oily, smarmy little groper.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, Man about Town at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (wmfhQ)

358 Ace is back.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (XtZ7c)

359 Maybe the thing I'm most thankful for is that my fam, mostly libs, steered clear of politics, at least while I was in the room.

On the other hand, it was kind of fun to eavesdrop when they were confabbing in another room and didn't think I could hear them. They are all so distraught.

Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (QE8X6)

360 349 idiot ponytailed brother not keeping mouth shut. He will if wired properly after trip to ER

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (C1Lsn)

361 >>Thanksgiving is all about GENOCIDE!!!! That's why I like to quote The
Young Turks at the holiday dinner because The Young Turks are about as
far removed from genocide as you can possibly get!!!!!


Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (bDqIh)

362 I don't get the "climate" hysteria. The "climate scientists" are predicting our impending doom based on models that can't even accurately "predict" past climate changes. And there are still so many factors that are unknown, so they obviously can't be accurately accounted for.

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All stemming from the insulating properties of a gas that makes up .035% of our atmosphere.

Thats......THIRTY FIVE ONE ONE THOUSANDTHS of 1%. TOTAL. And man contributes about 4% of THAT.

Its akin to saying 4 more people move to Denver and everybody is going to starve to death.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (8XRCm)

363 FBN: Trump campaign banning Bloomberg news from rallies, events.

*snort*

Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (cF8AT)

364 Junior corrected him but it just shows how pervasive the MFM's lying lies are when a guy who's ostensibly on our side parrots that crap.

Adam Carrolla represents the "I don't really watch any news and would rather toke on the couch watching pro wrestling" sector. They may get the news wrong, but they don't care anyway. Probably think its funny he "yelled at the Indian."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (KZzsI)

365 It's almost like human beings are built to require religious beliefs to sustain their lives - and when you take away the sane ones that have helped people for centuries, they get replaced by beliefs that are far weirder and more self destructive.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)

Amazing isn't it. And they want to establish their religion, force participation, and silence heretics.

Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (U7k5w)

366 I've been getting robo calls from AA city councilman Van Johnson, who is running for mayor of Savannah.

First of all, we live outside the city limits. Secondly, even if i could, I wouldn't vote for his prog butt if my life depended on it.


A little while ago, I got a robo call on our landline from Stacey Abrams, asking for our vote for Johnson.

Our landline number is limited to our island *Outside City Limits*. His campaign is too stupid to figure it out.

I hope and pray Eddie DeLoach (first R mayor elected in years) is reelected.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (ptqGC)

367 Fenelon - A reminder, traditional Christmas music at
http://www.fbcradio.org/listen/

Pick a player in the upper right hand corner.

Last 1/2 hour play list:

Dec 02 - 12:24:17 Hallelujah Chorus 4:18
Dec 02 - 12:20:29 The First Noel 3:48
Dec 02 - 12:19:43 Station ID 0:45
Dec 02 - 12:18:00 Hail the Glorious Morn 1:43
Dec 02 - 12:15:43 O Jesu So Sweet, O Jesu So Mild 2:16
Dec 02 - 12:14:23 Gentle Mary Laid Her Child 1:20
Dec 02 - 12:11:42 Lift Up Your Heads (From Handel: Messiah) 2:40
Dec 02 - 12:09:56 Saw You Never, in the Twilight? 1:46
Dec 02 - 12:09:06 Station ID 0:50
Dec 02 - 12:07:54 Ach mein herzliebes Jesulein! - Ah! Dearest Jesus (J. S. Bach: Christmas Oratorio, Part I) 1:11
Dec 02 - 12:05:13 Jesus richte mein Beginnen - Jesus Shepherd My Beginning (J. S. Bach: Christmas Oratorio, Part IV) 2:40
Dec 02 - 12:03:36 Jesus, Born in Bethlehem 1:37
Dec 02 - 12:01:48 Hark! the Herald Angels Sing 1:47
Dec 02 - 11:58:33 Savior of the Nations, Come 3:15
Dec 02 - 11:54:34 Once in Royal David’s City 3:59

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (fUKvD)

368 Ruffalo doesn't play The Hulk. he plays wimpy boring ass Bruce Banner. nobody gives a shit about that character.

The Hulk is, as always except for Lou Ferrigno, a cartoon.

Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (nFwvY)

369 Thanksgiving is all about GENOCIDE!!!! That's why I like to quote The
Young Turks at the holiday dinner because The Young Turks are about as
far removed from genocide as you can possibly get!!!!!


Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (bDqIh)


Crowder's "Thanksgiving isn't racist" video is eye opening to how destroyed our kids are by the public school system.

Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

370 Our landline number is limited to our island *Outside City Limits*. His campaign is too stupid to figure it out.
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Or...they don't care where the votes come from.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (fUKvD)

371 340
Me: My own personal Christmas Story circa 2019..

Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (gmo/4)

You might shoot your eye out!


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (zGtXn)

It says "Franchi"
Must be Italian

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (5l6gb)

372 I expect that that grandfather is too young to be a WWII vet, yes? If he is a WWII vet, I could personally deck his grandson, no problem.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2019 12:30 PM (Y3R0d)

373 It says "Franchi"
Must be Italian
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
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Only from the Horde.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:32 PM (fUKvD)

374 77 Mark Zuckerberg = Constantine the Great.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)

hahahaha
True!

Posted by: m at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (Y3R0d)

Posted by: W. T. Pooh at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (vqIkG)

376 80 Yeah, go melt in the sun, Brandon.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

That's a nice clean curse. I like that.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2019 12:39 PM (Y3R0d)

377 Progressivism is all about people who are nobodies weaponizing politics and activism to try to become somebodies.

Posted by: MW at December 02, 2019 12:54 PM (hNTtn)

378 Progressivism is all about people who are nobodies weaponizing politics and activism to try to become somebodies.

Posted by: MW
________

Pretty much sums up everyone at the office -- except for me -- I'm different and special because I have opinions that matter!!

But yep, pretty much.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 01:03 PM (ScWBu)

379 Posted by: Schmendrick at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (UEuvA)

Good work. I appreciate this.

Posted by: m at December 02, 2019 02:11 PM (Y3R0d)

380 Maybe Granny will include something special in your turkey, you hateful prk.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at December 02, 2019 03:20 PM (xZjSg)

381 If the kids had no fear of Lifeguard Joe, why would Corn Pop?

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 02, 2019 04:54 PM (EMi53)

382 That nation pic is pretty uh inclusive

Posted by: TG Sam at December 02, 2019 07:09 PM (0ZzDy)

383 The only politics I heard from relatives was from the Sister-in-law who is a bum, lives free with her son, or her friends when she is fighting with her son's girlfriend.She has no job, insurance and cannot for some reason get SSI or medicare.Her husband lives where ever he finds, bridges, empty houses on drugs.She didn't attend the family dinner but came by after the dinner for her plate and said she was going to vote for whom ever promised a living wage of $1000.00 a month, FREE.

Posted by: obsidian at December 03, 2019 11:06 AM (7+yqP)

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