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The Morning Rant
Another Late Contender for Dumbest Tweet of the Year, 2019:
Dumbness level = 875 millikohnsNo but seriously, killing a tree just to put it in your house is fucking idiotic and borderline evil.
— Sergio Síano 🆘 (@siano4progress) December 1, 2019
Artificial trees exist. If you have a strange obsession with putting a tree in your house every December - use artificial trees. Thanks.
Progressives Are Scum:
I think it's weird how progressives like to act like total dirtbags and then brag about it on social media. This guy (who, incidentally, is a producer for The Daily Show) is all, like, "hey everybody, look how I owned my stupid Trumpkin grandpa, ha ha ha." How big a crapweasel do you have to be to make fun of an old man? That's kind of like kicking a puppy. Fortunately, he got lit up pretty good in the comments. He tried to walk it back , but it's such an obvious lie, I doubt anyone believed him. Then he locked his account so nobody could see his tweets except by invitation. Which is actually a good sign, because it means the poison of progressivism hasn't completely hollowed out his soul. He's still capable of feeling shame.
This Is Not A Well Man:
Biden: ..by the way, I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to reach in the pool and rub my leg down and watch the hair come back up again..& I tell ya what the men, the guys I worked with down here, they were all guys at the timepic.twitter.com/xshyEEOrC0
— cursed-dem public option (@kallllisti) December 1, 2019
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: FrodoB at December 02, 2019 11:25 AM (BQAo9)
Posted by: FrodoB at December 02, 2019 11:26 AM (BQAo9)
Posted by: FrodoB at December 02, 2019 11:26 AM (BQAo9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:27 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:27 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 11:27 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Someguy at December 02, 2019 11:27 AM (7nTlT)
This will not deter me from making fun of Slow Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 11:28 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 02, 2019 11:28 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:28 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: henry at December 02, 2019 11:28 AM (JMDly)
Rachel McAdams and Tom Hiddleston
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:27 AM (q80AH)
^^^Well Played^^^
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (5l6gb)
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Chilled Surfperch at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Bruce at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (yRAFu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Okaaaaay......
And who da fook are they ?
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (cDw3P)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (XtZ7c)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Okaaaaay......
And who da fook are they ?
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 11:29 AM (arJlL)
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Both actors. She was in Doctor Strange, Red Eye, Mean Girls.
He is Loki in the Marvel movies, and...little else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (q80AH)
You will be.
You. Will. Be.......
Posted by: Yoda at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (M0u+N)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (8dCIx)
This will not deter me from making fun of Slow Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 11:28 AM (ZLI7S)
It's getting to the point where I can't do that any more. The man is obviously in the early stages of age-related dementia and it's sad that he apparently doesn't have any friends who can sit down with him and tell him he's making a complete fool of himself and he needs to retire.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:31 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:31 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:31 AM (XtZ7c)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 11:32 AM (8dCIx)
Posted by: Yoda at December 02, 2019 11:32 AM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (axyOa)
No, sorry. Her identity was correctly guessed in comment #5.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:32 AM (zGtXn)
325 Speaking of football, I did listen to (but not watch because Dad cancelled all but basic cable at his place, WTF????) the Iowa - Nebraska game. It was an ugly win...but it was a win.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2019 11:13 AM (ZXnzo)
best part of that win was NO BOWL FOR NEBRASKA. HAW HAW HAW!
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 11:32 AM (Kpl3J)
*sniff*
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 02, 2019 11:32 AM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: FrodoB at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (BQAo9)
More than 2 but less than 12.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (XtZ7c)
plants an ear worm in your head
Posted by: DanMan at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (XTiHL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (HaL55)
**********
No Malarkey - a limerick
Was a lifeguard when he was in school
And a naked dip with bodyguards was cool
All the kids they are fond
Of his leg hairs so blond
Vote for Joe, he puts the "P" into pool.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 11:32 AM (Kpl3J)
But the kicker was kind of a dick about it, so...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (ZXnzo)
Talk shit about you while they take your stuff. Preferably using social convention as opposed to outright theft and violence. Because they're nasty, but also very, very lazy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
THAT'S Loki?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (Jk+3L)
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Mischievous, ain't he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Biden is a deranged pedo spiraling into dementia.
Posted by: squirrelly dan
All Dem nominees are deranged.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (hRxgv)
Posted by: BignJames at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (XtZ7c)
I've believed all along the only reason he is running is so he can claim any investigation of him or his son is politically motivated. It's clear he's not up to the campaign let alone the job.
But I have a long memory and Joe has a long history of being a vicious political partisan who thought nothing of ruining lives to push his agenda. He's still lying today.
If he drops out, admits his crimes and begs for forgiveness I might ease up. I doubt it but that's his only shot at mercy from me.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (ZLI7S)
He is Loki in the Marvel movies, and...little else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (q80AH)
cough(woodyallen)cough
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (zGtXn)
Empty headed hollywood type or does she have a brain?
I don't know who she is, so I have to ask.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (arJlL)
F*ck the Left.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019 11:35 AM (yRAFu)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (zGtXn)
Midnight in Paris
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 02, 2019 11:35 AM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (XtZ7c)
cough(woodyallen)cough
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (zGtXn)
He molested them both as children?
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (67XdO)
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Well, he hasn't said it in a column.
But I'll bet at the Podhoretz house, John probably gave his dad shit about Trump (after eating seventeen fried turkeys and an oildrum full of stuffing, of course).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (AzW6q)
They were both in Midnight in Paris.
Posted by: all doubt removed at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (S2eH9)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (8dCIx)
He is Loki in the Marvel movies, and...little else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (q80AH)
cough(woodyallen)cough
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (zGtXn)
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I had forgotten that he was in that. I mean, who pays attention to F. Scott when Zelda is right there the whole time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (q80AH)
how you do that is unknowable, but richly appreciated! that was a good one
Posted by: DanMan at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (XTiHL)
As evil as they seem, this is how you wage total war, at all levels of analysis.
So either wage total war right back at them or lay back and think of the Republic that was.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (I9ewy)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (5l6gb)
Yes! For all I know, there may be others, but that was the one I had in mind.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (5l6gb)
Yes! For all I know, there may be others, but that was the one I had in mind.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (zGtXn)
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Both in the Marvel universe, though they haven't been in the same movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Have to admit, I enjoyed it when Hulk wore his ass out.
"Puny god."
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (Jk+3L)
Empty headed hollywood type or does she have a brain?
I don't know who she is, so I have to ask.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019
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When I DuckDuckGo'd her name, one listing described her as an "actress and activist." I think that might be your answer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (Ejm1K)
If he drops out, admits his crimes and begs for forgiveness I might ease up. I doubt it but that's his only shot at mercy from me.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (ZLI7S)
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^This.
I feel sorry for him about Beau. That is all.
After how he did my main man Clarence, he can be put in an iron cage and be eaten by crows, for all I care.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (67XdO)
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I was wondering about that. Any more details?
Posted by: WisRich at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (G0vdT)
Hey, I'm willing to give a partial pass to those Stalinists at The Nation, because they obviously love their readers. The proof is their print edition which is on classic newsprint. Soft, strong, and thoroughly absorbent.
Quite thoughtful of them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (kw0bd)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (m45I2)
Smoked turkey leg has longer shelf life!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (JFO2v)
Fuck that guy in the ass with a Narwahl Tusk.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (XtZ7c)
364 357 Holy crap, I've never noticed that. Julian DOES look just like Richard Dreyfuss.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019*
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Julius Caesar = Patrick Stewart.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:23 AM (Ejm1K)
Mark Zuckerberg = Constantine the Great.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)
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Who's attacking? Bear or Zorro?
Posted by: FrodoB
In a world of liberals, be a Polish guy with a narwhal tusk!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (Jk+3L)
they've produced an update of "mad about you" and, sheesh, what happened to helen hunt? loved her in the original show, not reiser at all, and didn't watch it much. but she has not aged well (from the promos).
i guess that can happen (maybe it's the lighting.)
Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (AURKQ)
Brandon claims gramps was aware of him being used as a dumbass Trump supporter too stupid to know that he's actually supporting leftist totalitarian idiology and is "cool with it."
Yeah, go melt in the sun, Brandon.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Honest question: Was Joe Biden always like that, or is he truly getting worse?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Lurch at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (M0u+N)
I expected to make that trip to say goodbye to my father who has leukemia and was not responding well to treatment. But when I got there I was overjoyed to learn that he has started responding better than expected and it looks as if he will be with us for quite some time yet.
He's in his late 70's so "quite some time yet" will never be as long as I would like...but every day is a blessing at this point so I'll take what I can get.
Oh, and my mother slapped my nieces worthless boyfriend and there was a big to-do about it after I left. She shouldn't have done that, and I'll chip in my part for her legal bills and fees if it comes to that, but lord knows I've wanted to punch him in the suck more than once myself. I am glad I wasn't there because the way he reacted would have gotten him more than just a little ass-kicking though, and I had a long drive the next day so no time for jail and shit like that.
Oh, holidays.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: FrodoB at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (BQAo9)
Narwahl Tusk.
It's ribed. Fluted. ...whatever.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (XtZ7c)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (m45I2)
Smoked turkey leg has longer shelf life!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (JFO2v)
However, the taking of a narwhal tusk (and this a narwhal) does make shipping lanes in north Atlantic safer.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (JFO2v)
Ol' Slow Paste-eatin' Joe wants to exert power over me, and he's a Prog POS. I will #Resist that in any way I can. If he's putting himself out in public and says or does something stupid or that goes against what I want for me and my country, I'll speak up and say what's wrong. Not sorry if that appears to be making fun of him. I'll oppose him by any means necessary.
I don't care who he is or who he was, he's not fit for office and his type need to be kept far away from the levers of power.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (HaL55)
OK, why? Are you going to convince someone to change from a Trump-supporter to an AOC-supporter in one day? Are they going to break down in tears and repent their white-privilege sins after you tongue-lash them for an hour with the latest Democrat Party talking points?
Anyone who follows this advice is only looking to feel better about themselves, and morally superior to people they consider fools, racists, and sexists. Why are you sharing a meal with people you detest to begin with, you Progressive clowns?
Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (AMIL/)
But the cognizant dissonance of the Left may make him the Dem Candidate to beat PDT.
LOL
Posted by: JAS at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Steven at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (jX4uG)
Narwahl Tusk.
It's ribed. Fluted. ...whatever.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (XtZ7c)
for her pleasure.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (JFO2v)
*****
The same thought occurred to me. Like Ralphie putting on the pink bunny costume. "Ha, look at the stupid global warming hat my idiot grandson got me."
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Puddin Head at December 02, 2019
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James Garner entertained the American public for, what, 40 years? That takes some talent right there. I saw him in the first episode of Cheyenne from 1955, two years before he started in Maverick, and he was effective right from the beginning.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (Ejm1K)
YouTube removed more than 300 ads for President Trump's reelection campaign, saying they violated the platform's policies. However it did not say what specific policies the ads had broken
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: FrodoB at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (BQAo9)
F*ck the Left.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2019 11:34 AM (xPJvm)
Absolutely fucking correct! What an asswipe.
Reminds me of some story that a guy told about his mother looking for a book by Rush Limbaugh. He bought her that book by the disgusting Al "cheater" Franken named "Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot".
There are not words in the English language for how disgusting I find this behavior. NONE.
May they rot in hell after being fucked by a pineapple, sideways.
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at December 02, 2019 11:41 AM (/rsCS)
Posted by: Curtis' Mom at December 02, 2019 11:41 AM (XtZ7c)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (M9ntN)
There was a report some time ago about a pharmacist delivering a significant amount of Alzheimer's medicine to the Capitol.
I think it was going to Biden.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lump at December 02, 2019 11:41 AM (RMCPh)
are you going to put up helen hunt and paul reiser? don't.
they've produced an update of "mad about you" and, sheesh, what happened to helen hunt? loved her in the original show, not reiser at all, and didn't watch it much. but she has not aged well (from the promos).
i guess that can happen (maybe it's the lighting.)
Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (Pg+x7)
I think that she's had some rather extensive body work done on her face. It almost NEVER works out well, long-term.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 11:41 AM (kw0bd)
(Last year I got it for .99 a month and I remembered to cancel!)
https://tinyurl.com/wnwswt6
Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:42 AM (KP5rU)
Oh and just when was America "Greta" in the first place? I mean, it's a really great example of why the Left can't meme.
She's a fucking foreigner for crissakes, and her policies have never been implemented in US history.
It's just a really, really dumb joke.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 11:42 AM (AzW6q)
. . .
Sometimes, lately, I find I have nothing to add, but want to wave hello, establish my virtual presence, right? so I just type any old thing no matter how dumb.
Then I fear I'm devolving into, you know, that weird commenter. The other one. Yeah, that one.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 11:42 AM (aNSOb)
So...the IG report is going to actually drop soon.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 02, 2019 11:43 AM (BmkGd)
i guess that can happen (maybe it's the lighting.)
Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019
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I suspected from seeing her in the movies as well as that show that she wasn't going to age well. She has the kind of nose and chin that tend to grow toward each other as the years go by.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:43 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 11:41 AM (kw0bd)
I rate this as "True."
Posted by: Meg Ryan at December 02, 2019 11:43 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 02, 2019 11:43 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 11:43 AM (2VKiq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Considering he was stoned for 50 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 11:43 AM (Jk+3L)
That chick was always on the Express Train to Homelyville.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (XtZ7c)
84; that's what i was going to say. but, i'm invisible.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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So, surprise!
Posted by: FrodoB at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (BQAo9)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (BLT3V)
Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Lump at December 02, 2019
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I remember Debralee as Mary's sister on Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (Ejm1K)
The Joe Biden I remember from the 80's and 90's was a complete, partisan, asshole. The Thomas hearings were where I learned to despise him.
If you're too young to remember, go back and google him torching Clarence Thomas. The man is a jerk.
Posted by: StefanH at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (Bhlkl)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (AURKQ)
103 84; that's what i was going to say. but, i'm invisible.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:42 AM (KP5rU)
Have another tequila, and you'll be bulletproof.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (kw0bd)
It's ribed.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (XtZ7c)
Modified for accuracy.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:45 AM (JFO2v)
I guess General Flynn couldn't be reached for comment???
She altered his 302 to frame him, resulting in financial ruin (thanks to years of lawyers fees) and potentially worse. I say she needs *less* power.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 11:45 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)
but in boxing, you'd probably lose your license
in politics, you get Debbie Dingelled
Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 11:45 AM (rpxSz)
This is wonderful news.
Posted by: Adriane the Pressure Cooking Learning Critic ... at December 02, 2019 11:45 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (XtZ7c)
It's ribed. Fluted. ...whatever. for her pleasure.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (XtZ7c)
Modified for accuracy.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:45 AM (Zz0t1)
see 91
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Dagwood at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (K3bk4)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (XtZ7c)
Modified for accuracy.
Ribed?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (XtZ7c)
And Meg Ryan was the epitome of wholesome.
But, they just couldn't resist going all Kenny Rogers on their faces.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 11:30 AM (axyOa)
FIFY!
Just so I could say yes, yes it is.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 02, 2019 11:47 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 11:47 AM (ZLI7S)
I thought she looked alright in Pay It Forward.
Which was a really stupid movie.
Posted by: Lurch at December 02, 2019 11:47 AM (M0u+N)
RE: Christmas trees.
I love being lectured by urbanite butt-plunderers who've never been out of a city about forest management.
Where I'm from, the evergreen forests are seriously overgrown, and ANY thinning is a good thing by nature here.
Why is it overgrown? Because urbanite butt-plunderers from DC set various policies making it that way.
Thanks for the forest fires, jerkoffs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 11:47 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (Ejm1K)
I always saw her as having something wrong with her face.....something with that mouth that makes me think Down Syndrome or some such.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:48 AM (Zz0t1)
any investigation of him or his son is politically motivated. It's
clear he's not up to the campaign let alone the job.
He can claim that, but it's not true. The investigation into his and his coke-addled kid began back in '016 by the Ukrainians.
Everybody needs to be hammering that point home every time it's brought up. They need to have his quote about firing the Ukrainian prosecutor or else no billion bucks on continuous loop 24/7/365.
Don't let Biden get away with lying about this investigation. It's legal, not political. That's the truth.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 11:48 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (m45I2)
I don't think so. Did you read his walk-back? First he says his grandpa didn't know what was going on, then in the walk-back, he says he did know and was cool with it. So, which is it? Was he lying the first time or the second?
Also, I doubt a douchebag like Brandon would ever go public with a 'I tried to own my grandpa, but my grandpa owned me' joke. Self-deprecating humor requires self-awareness. and there's no evidence Brandon has any.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:48 AM (zGtXn)
But the cognizant dissonance of the Left may make him the Dem Candidate to beat PDT.
LOL
Posted by: JAS at December 02, 2019 11:40 AM (DBGf/)
You would think people close to him would have tried to prevail upon him not to run.
Maybe they tried and he's just stubbornHim against Trump would be fun, though, although at some point I may start feeling sorry for the blighter.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 11:48 AM (2VKiq)
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 02, 2019 11:48 AM (QD+HB)
Posted by: budman at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (cRwSI)
When I DuckDuckGo'd her name, one listing described her as an "actress and activist." I think that might be your answer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (Ejm1K)
Shouldn't that be DuckDuckwent?
Posted by: DooDad at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (XT6Vl)
RE: Christmas trees.
I love being lectured by urbanite butt-plunderers who've never been out of a city about forest management.
Where I'm from, the evergreen forests are seriously overgrown, and ANY thinning is a good thing by nature here.
Why is it overgrown? Because urbanite butt-plunderers from DC set various policies making it that way.
Thanks for the forest fires, jerkoffs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 11:47 AM (AzW6q)
They suck carbon from air. Then get put into landfills. I would say that industry is probably carbon negative.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (JFO2v)
By that logic, plastic straws are better than cellulose ones. Plastic cups are better than paper cups. Plastic bags....
you see where i'm going, here.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019
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I have a paperback movie/play tie-in edition of The Caine Mutiny with pics from the Bogart film and the Henry Fonda-starring stage play of the court martial. In one stage play pic you can see Garner as one of the naval officers in the court, standing stage right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (Ejm1K)
Tired of half measures.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (szD6V)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 11:50 AM (U7qMl)
Posted by: budman at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (cRwSI)
I was thinking reverse cowgirl would be a good look for her.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:50 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (JFO2v)
I've been called slow on the uptake for MUCH less.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Not to mention, these trees are specifically planted and cultivated to be used as decorations once a year.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 02, 2019 11:50 AM (ZXnzo)
When I DuckDuckGo'd her name, one listing described her as an "actress and activist." I think that might be your answer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (Ejm1K)
Shouldn't that be DuckDuckwent?
Posted by: DooDad at December 02, 2019
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DuckDuckHasGone
DuckDuckWillGo
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:50 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: rhennigantx
*******
Do you have to demonstrate that you can handle the tooth?
(I'm just pulling your leg!)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:50 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (XtZ7c)
LOL, was just about to say something about her voice.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (2VKiq)
Her crowning achievement.
Posted by: Lurch at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (M0u+N)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 11:42 AM (aNSOb)
This is about me, isn't it!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (4YGuy)
OK, why?
Because SJWers destroy what they can't take over.
Cherished American traditions, such as Thanksgiving, where we express (gasp!) gratitude for all that we have been given, and for living in the greatest country ever, must be destroyed!!!
Obama tried - and failed - to take this holiday over by declaring it just another 'national day of service' as he did with 9/11. Note that in Obama's way of thinking, service = "giving back" to the community, as if one has taken from the community and owes them a debt.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (bDqIh)
(I'm just pulling your leg!)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 11:50 AM (m45I2)
You want me on that narwhal.
You NEED me on that narwhal.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: The Walrus at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (QUD4S)
If you're too young to remember, go back and google him torching Clarence Thomas. The man is a jerk.
Posted by: StefanH at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (Bhlkl)
He admitted in private during the Thomas hearings that he knew Anita Hill was lying.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (NVYyb)
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Yeah, I never thought she was attractive, even when she was young. She has a hard-planed, angular face, and very thin lips. Nothing appealing about her, IMO.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Augustine at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:44 AM (Ejm1K)
I always saw her as having something wrong with her face.....something with that mouth that makes me think Down Syndrome or some such.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019
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I was going to say that myself. Then someone mentioned that she died of grief and alcoholism after 9/11, and I didn't think I should.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (Ejm1K)
I know that, you know that but the left knows nothing. Seriously, these people never read any of the evidence and they rely on CNN or the NYT to tell them what to think.
And of course the leftwing media will be happy to keep repeating this has all been debunked or it's all political because they do not care about the truth or facts.
This whole exercise in spinning the Horowitz report before it has been released is an exercise in narrative building by the left. It's old news or a big nothing burger yada yada yada. They do this so when the report hits they can say old news and see it doesn't say anything because none of the lazy, know nothings on the left will bother to read if for themselves.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (KZzsI)
I agree with the sentiment that Thanksgiving should be a respite from fighting and acrimony, but conservatives aren't immune from the "talk to your relatives about politics over thanksgiving" meme. Some links, as requested (from the first page of results from a single google search for "how to talk to liberal relatives at thanksgiving")
The Hill: "Conservatives Must Absolutely Talk Politics At Thanksgiving" - https://tinyurl.com/wqzhqkb
Patriot Post: "How to Talk to Your Liberal Relatives At Thanksgiving" - https://tinyurl.com/w5vyzal
Business Insider: "Donald Trump Jr. challenged his supporters to 'trigger' their liberal relatives over Thanksgiving dinner, offering prizes for the best one caught on camera" - https://tinyurl.com/u7nlfmx
Washington Examiner: "Your Trump-Era Thanksgiving Guide to Conservative Arguments For Your Liberal Relatives" - https://tinyurl.com/wqxax7b
PJ Media: "The Kruiser Kabana, ep. 5: How to Talk to Your Paste-Eating Liberal Relatives on Thanksgiving." - https://tinyurl.com/supoeuv
I'm not impugning anyone here, and I really do hope everyone had a happy and politics-free Thanksgiving. Just trying to correct the record.
Posted by: Schmendrick at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (UEuvA)
Posted by: NarwhalB at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (BQAo9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (Ejm1K)
Didn't know he got in that! Sometimes MeTV will show his old "Maverick" episodes, and those are always fun to watch. I wish someone would run Rockford again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (KP5rU)
Will Sasso's Kenny Rogers jackass character is one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen. Get's laughing so hard my ribs ache.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Have to admit, I enjoyed it when Hulk wore his ass out.
"Puny god."
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (Jk+3L)
Great moment in Thor: Ragnarok where Hulk gives Thor the same treatment in the arena and Loki is laughing his ass off from the skybox.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Brandon Shitweasel at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (NgKpN)
kenny rogers looks like he escaped from a third world burn center. how the fuck do you look in a mirror and say, "damn, i'm lookin fine."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:51 AM (KP5rU)
No wrinkles =/= beauty
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 11:54 AM (kw0bd)
That's the line I remember when I think of Rachel McAdams. "The Lucky Ones"
Posted by: Nick Nackpaddywhach at December 02, 2019 11:54 AM (ARJT9)
By that logic, plastic straws are better than cellulose ones. Plastic cups are better than paper cups. Plastic bags....
you see where i'm going, here.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (AURKQ)
One righteous green worshipper replied that a Christmas tree made of books or ladders would be better.
A kind soul gently reminded (informed?) her about what books are made of.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 11:54 AM (2VKiq)
I always thought she was pretty when she was young. And that Leelee Sobieski looked like her cuter little sister.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 11:54 AM (KZzsI)
OK, why?
My thought is, did the people fighting and screaming pay for the meal? No? Don't let the door hit you in the rear. Find someone else to fill your belly while you scream at them.
Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2019 11:54 AM (mFoNl)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 02, 2019 11:54 AM (3a/ug)
Posted by: mjc at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: JT at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (mFoNl)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 11:46 AM (oZ6kz)
Underrated for sure. Colin Farrell's acting was great. His storyline was hard to watch from a father's standpoint, especially a father's with son's who is divorced and alienated from them.
Best to take the four main characters and treat each one as their own story from their point of view for it to work best IMHO.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (VIoev)
he had no idea on how to use a tusk
as a cave man, his ass would been selected out
fuck phrasing
Posted by: REDACTED at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (rpxSz)
We buy a real tree every year from the small tree farmer that hauls them in from his farm that he lovingly cultivates every year with a lot of hard work.
When the holidays are over, we then haul it out to our back "forty" fields and wooded area where it provides shelter for all the cute bunnies and squirrels and is nibbled at by deer. When it finally is finished off, and dried out , the stumps make decent firewood. The rest recycles back into the earth.
These idiots don't have a clue about "nature". We had our woods timbered out about 15 years ago, and the difference it made to the health of the woods was amazing. Light could reach the floor, resulting in lots of understory growth, which helped everything from deer, to turkey's to songbirds, to quail. Trees that were well on their way to end of life that were hauled out were used to make beautiful and useful wooden things, rather than them standing dead, falling onto small live trees and then rotting all over the floor of the woods, full of ants and termites.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 02, 2019 11:56 AM (en0W8)
title from its social media accounts after the image drew criticism
from Chinese commenters who said it appeared to support the ongoing
pro-democracy protests in Hong Kong.
Chick-Fil-Aesque.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 11:56 AM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (KZzsI)
Aren't flowers basically plant genitals? What kind of monsters are we to give each other plant genitals as a token of affection?
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2019 11:56 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 11:52 AM (KZzsI)
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It's easy for me. I remember being a lumberjack, and being severely restricted from cutting, even on private land, by lumberjack hating butt-plunderers because "migratory birds."
Kinda hard for the birds to hang out in the dead, overgrown forests ravaged by beetles that those sanctimonious asswipes saved from evil earth-haters like myself.
Idiots. But they never run out of self-satisfaction about how much smarter they are than the rubes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 11:56 AM (AzW6q)
Does Planned Parenthood sell imitation trees made from leftover Baby Parts?
Because those would be acceptable.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:57 AM (XtZ7c)
Now that's a genius aide.
Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 11:57 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:57 AM (XtZ7c)
"Slings and Arrows" was a Canadian mini-series about a theater festival that goes very, very wrong. It was written by the team that wrote the Broadway musical "The Drowsy Chaperone". I really enjoyed it.
Posted by: Brown Line at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (S6ArX)
Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (U7k5w)
I love being lectured by urbanite butt-plunderers who've never been out of a city about forest management.
Where I'm from, the evergreen forests are seriously overgrown, and ANY thinning is a good thing by nature here.
Why is it overgrown? Because urbanite butt-plunderers from DC set various policies making it that way.
Thanks for the forest fires, jerkoffs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Where I'm from, Christmas trees come from Christmas tree farms.
Where they are specifically planted to be cut for Christmas trees.
Like the farm down the road from my in-laws.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (KP5rU)
60 Some early reports today of Justice Roberts possibly fucking us again, on the 2A case regarding NYC.
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 02, 2019 11:36 AM (67XdO)
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I was wondering about that. Any more details?
Posted by: WisRich at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (G0vdT)"
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NYC wanted to avoid a ruling against their ban on transporting arms and ammo out of the city, so they changed the rule after it was clear it was going to SCOTUS. SCOTUS can still make a ruling if they decide the issue isn't moot just because of NYC's maneuverings; word is that Roberts may have sided with the moonbats as the 5th vote to drop it.
The case presents the opportunity to impose strict scrutiny, among other things. The inferred NYC position that the 2A doesn't apply outside the home is obvious bullshit.
If the balloon goes up, there will be few Americans that bear more direct personal responsibility than Roberts.
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (67XdO)
Sergio Sanio.
Fuck off. You're not the boss of me. Never will be.
Oh.... and....
YOU have a Merry Christmas.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (8XRCm)
It's ribed. Fluted. ...whatever.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (XtZ7c)
I doubt the narwhal tusk would have much resistance to breaking if subjected to bending stress. Certainly not an old and dried one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:49 AM (Ejm1K)
Didn't know he got in that! Sometimes MeTV will show his old "Maverick" episodes, and those are always fun to watch. I wish someone would run Rockford again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019
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Court-Martial was one of his first pro jobs after his time as a male model. I think he was still using his birth name, Baumgarner or Baumgardner.
He could play straight action hero, light comedy with Doris Day, and humor mixed with action or drama as in Maverick (which beat even the great Ed Sullivan in ratings) and Rockford. What he did best was this kind of exasperated annoyance. "I have three inches and fifty pounds on you," he'd say to a much smaller informant in a Rockford scene. "Do you really think it's a good idea to keep giving me a hard time?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (Ejm1K)
>>Now that's a genius aide
At least with Bloomberg she knows the checks will clear.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2019 11:58 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 02, 2019 11:54 AM (3a/ug)
20 dollar Roku. 5 dollar IWebTV app on a IPhone or IPad and the app for Roku is free. IWebTV gives updated links to free streaming movies, TV shows, live sports, news, and cartoons/anime.
Been doing this for over 3 years now.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (VIoev)
Grandpa's Hat is VERY Conservative!
CO2 is Plant food.
Plants are Green.
ergo, more CO2 means a Greener Planet!
Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (NgKpN)
FBN: Top aide to Kamala Harris resigns to join Michael Bloomberg's campaign.
Now that's a genius aide.
Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 11:57 AM (cF8AT)
Actually, he is. Bloomberg has money to pay salaries.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (kw0bd)
Now that's a genius aide.
Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 11:57 AM (cF8AT)
Did the Titanic split in 1/2? Because that seems like jumping from one half of a sinking ship to the other to buy yourself 15 minutes.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Builder Berg at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (+Yu7u)
Um.. whatdidImeantosay? n e who..
Celebrities Whodats I don't know. Never sure if that's supposed to be a point of pride or shame that I'm unfamiliar with so much of kulchur du pop.
But that gal - or is it gals?
I have problems with -- people I sort-of know in one context, I'll meet them elsewhere and struggle to recognize them "out of uniform," you know? Without their cap or smock or apron. Embarrassing sometimes. Women can change their hairstyle and confuse me,
but, really, if you told me those pix were all different women, I'd not doubt it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (aNSOb)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8m7264e
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (U7qMl)
Posted by: Emmie at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (87gB3)
Posted by: Mayor Pete of Butt at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (rZgGg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 11:37 AM (Ejm1K)
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Well that's unfortunate. She can join Kristen Bell over there in the pile.
Posted by: jhawk90 at December 02, 2019 12:00 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 12:00 PM (m45I2)
Do these progressive scum know anything whatever about concepts like hospitality, generosity and thankfulness?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (Uu+Jp)
No. Next question.
If you are invited to a dinner and you come instead to pick a fight, a proper host will ask you to gather your things and leave the premises. "Come back when you've learned good manners and decorum."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 12:00 PM (pNxlR)
Biden is old school ... mafia made man ... not in the murder way, but in the political way. (my Hollywood understanding of the made man is that he is the hit man, totally committed ... my political made man version would be a Hillary or Biden, and/or Strzok/Bulger/Mueller types ... also fully committed to their syndicate, even while killing the Republic.)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 02, 2019 12:00 PM (Cus5s)
By that logic, plastic straws are better than cellulose ones. Plastic cups are better than paper cups. Plastic bags....
you see where i'm going, here.
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And you no doubt see where whiny lil' b#tch complaining about cutting down Christmas trees is going: NO TREES FOR YOU, REAL OR PLASTIC,RELIGIOUS NUT!!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (D5Xj7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (fUKvD)
Because none of those objects are made from harvested trees.
In Oregon it takes just 2-3 years to grow a Christmas Tree. They are a renewable resource, and huge farms grow them here to sell around the nation. Cheap as dirt around here
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Schmendrick at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (UEuvA)
Thank you for doing the work I was too lazy to do, i.e. run a simple google search. I guess I stepped on my own d*ck.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (zGtXn)
"I think it was going to Biden."
What was?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 02, 2019 11:43 AM
used in a sentence:
"Yesterday, I was in the check-out line at the store behind this woman who had the most gorgeous hair. I was going to Biden, but thought better at the last minute."
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (cuot+)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (U7qMl)
No political fights, just a very quiet dinner and a chance to meet my first greatgrandnephew. 1 month old and both parents really dragging as they deal with the normal round the clock feeding and not-sleeping. So things were short and sweet.
Posted by: Downcast at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (ARJT9)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (AURKQ)
Tusksmiths, to judge your tusks I will deliver a series of thrusts and slashes to this ballistics dummy...
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 12:00 PM (m45I2)
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Dont tell me that you love me.
Just tell me that you want me.
~Fleetwood Mac
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (8XRCm)
When the holidays are over, we then haul it out to our back "forty" fields and wooded area where it provides shelter for all the cute bunnies and squirrels and is nibbled at by deer. When it finally is finished off, and dried out , the stumps make decent firewood. The rest recycles back into the earth.
Posted by: Jen the original
After Christmas, take a non flocked tree, place the stump in concrete, take out to your local lake, a find a spot in 8 to 10 feet of water and put the tree in.
It provides cover for bait fish to hide in while growing.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (ZLlh9)
Yep.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (U7qMl)
Their Hate is more of a travelling road-show kinda deal.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (AURKQ)
They may be this time of year
Tusksmiths, to judge your tusks I will deliver a series of thrusts and slashes to this ballistics dummy...
It will keel....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:03 PM (KZzsI)
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Best of Times, Worst of Times - a limerick
She spoke before the whole United Nations
Demanding we pay climate reparations
Her knickers in a Twist
(What the dickens have I missed?)
That little girl has Greta Expectations
Posted by: Muldoon at December 02, 2019 12:03 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Gref at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (AMIL/)
Because they're cheap lazy assholes?
Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:03 PM (U7k5w)
- killing babies to Moloch and Baal, check
- transformation of male into female and female into male (human form of alchemy), check
It's almost as if they are practicing an ancient religion or something.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 12:03 PM (VIoev)
They have literally declared those concepts "white" and "patriarchal," which means BAD.
In their worldview, they are actually heroes for forsaking hospitality, generosity, and thankfulness. I wish I were kidding.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:03 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (Uu+Jp)
A person down the street has one of those. He and his family tear through the neighborhood like street races, flipping off people who get in his way.
Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Ted K. at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (FJYfm)
No problem , OM. At least you avoided my technique which involves golf cleats.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (rZgGg)
You're not the only one. I've had that problem for years, even before my memory started going.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (zGtXn)
Why is it overgrown? Because urbanite butt-plunderers from DC set various policies making it that way.
Thanks for the forest fires, jerkoffs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 11:47 AM (AzW6q)
Not to mention that most commercial Christmas trees are farmed, as a crop, on land that may not support food crops.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (/sgva)
221 Interesting how the hate has no home here people seem to be overflowing with hatred.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (Uu+Jp)
They are torqued up tighter than an overwound cuckoo clock. They'll burst into tiny pieces when Trump is re-elected.
And we will point at them and laugh ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: x
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Pa ought to engage in a beat-down, whether Pa believes in Global warming or not.
Using your grandfather as a political tool is emblematic of the Left. They are without morals, character, or integrity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Saber Alter at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (L+Cos)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (oZ6kz)
I have a bunch of lib relatives. Most of them can keep a lid on it at Thanksgiving, and we make the effort to do the same.
But they do know we are hardline rightwingers.
For one, simply knowing that we did not support the One True Messiah Barack Obama was enough... several years ago she wrote a horrible, vituperative, and insulting email to our entire family about how she would no longer be coming because we're such a bunch of hateful bigoted bastards and she just couldn't countenance us.
Well, bye Felicia. See if I care. You're fat enough as it is, and you don't need any more food.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (AzW6q)
https://youtu.be/E_LAW1xLCpA
"Hey Pete! Let's Eat Mo Meat"
Posted by: Dizzy Gillespie at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (QUD4S)
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What are you saying? That I can't win? Preposterous! I'm as rich as Trump, and much smarter (being a lefty)!
Trump showed how easy it is for a billionaire to buy the presidency, so I'ma gonna do it too! It'll be a piece of cake! Everybody loooooves me so!!! I bought the NYC mayor's job (and I saved the day after 9/11), and I'll buy the presidency too! Trump can't out-bid me! I'm rich, I tell you, filthy rich!
Posted by: Bite-size billionaire Bloomberg at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: JC at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (UeU18)
now
WHITE HOUSE ADVISER CONWAY SAYS PHASE ONE OF CHINA TRADE DEAL BEING WRITTEN UP
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (BqBId)
They worship Satan, even if they aren't fully conscious of it.
I have problems with -- people I sort-of know in one context, I'll meet them elsewhere and struggle to recognize them "out of uniform," you know?
Nearly everyone does. People out of context are difficult to recognize, for most folks. For very observant people its not a problem.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (KZzsI)
people never read any of the evidence and they rely on CNN or the NYT to
tell them what to think.
Yep, that's why that point needs to be emphasized by any Pubbie who gets in front of a mic or a camera, every single time. I sorta hate to think I'm devolving into a Keyboard Kommando, but it's the only weapon I have to fight back with against the Progs and Progda.
Maybe somebody who can do something about it will see something here and start helping our conservative resistance to anti-American progressivism. Somebody in DC who's on our side has to have heard about us.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: tsj017 at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (ZiGm9)
Are those all responses to the Left's initial call for confrontation?
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (ZLlh9)
The inferred NYC position that the 2A doesn't apply outside the home is obvious bullshit.
Except for that almost every state that is must issue or Constitutional carry says otherwise.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (Jk+3L)
No political fights, just a very quiet dinner and a chance to meet my first greatgrandnephew. 1 month old and both parents really dragging as they deal with the normal round the clock feeding and not-sleeping. So things were short and sweet.
Posted by: Downcast at December 02, 2019
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Miss Linda and I went to a somewhat upscale restaurant in town which offers a T-giving buffet every year. Oysters, crab cakes, shrimp, prime rib, ham, turkey, grilled redfish, mashed potatoes and other sides, as much as you want to eat, and nice desserts too. You have to dodge the wait staff and the dozens of other patrons as you move from your table to the food area, but it's worth it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (Ejm1K)
From a faded notebook, the old man's words bring to life the story about a couple separated by World War II. James Garner and Gena Rolands performed the roles of Noah and Allie "all grown up".
Posted by: Kathy at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (q7uEm)
240 221 Interesting how the hate has no home here people seem to be overflowing with hatred.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM (Uu+Jp)
A person down the street has one of those. He and his family tear through the neighborhood like street races, flipping off people who get in his way.
Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (mFoNl)
Programmable caltrops.
Business opportunity!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 12:07 PM (kw0bd)
1. I'm chopping down a Christmas tree. Maybe more than one and bringing it in the house.
2. Biden 1.0 and 2.0 are both evil scum.
3. Relatives that fool Opa get eviscerated.
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 12:07 PM (gmo/4)
Indeed. Grandpa can laugh at the idiot who gave him a free hat. Dad should tool them over for mocking their elder and his dad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:07 PM (KZzsI)
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I'm not impugning anyone here, and I really do hope everyone had a happy and politics-free Thanksgiving. Just trying to correct the record.
Posted by: Schmendrick at December 02, 2019 11:53 AM (UEuvA)
Thank you for doing the work I was too lazy to do, i.e. run a simple google search. I guess I stepped on my own d*ck.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 12:01 PM
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Difference is, those conservative articles are a reaction to the lefties intentionally f'n up Thanksgiving with their bs.
Posted by: irright at December 02, 2019 12:08 PM (aSKRB)
Posted by: VM's phone at December 02, 2019 12:08 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 12:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 12:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: m at December 02, 2019 12:09 PM (Y3R0d)
In their worldview, they are actually heroes for forsaking hospitality, generosity, and thankfulness. I wish I were kidding.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:03 PM (bDqIh)
See, for example, the feminists who regard being ever increasingly enraged as a virtue. How dare you be happy and content?
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 12:09 PM (2VKiq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 02, 2019 12:09 PM (C1Lsn)
Programmable caltrops.
Business opportunity!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2019 12:07 PM (kw0bd)
Now I know what my husband can get me for Christmas!!!
Posted by: Moki at December 02, 2019 12:10 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies
........
You need to see "The Night Manager".
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2019 12:10 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at December 02, 2019 12:10 PM (WHVHL)
I'm "hip". I'm "with it".
Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 02, 2019 12:10 PM (D5Xj7)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at December 02, 2019 11:55 AM (Uu+Jp)
No, because progressivism is built on resentment, envy, and self-righteousness.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 12:10 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 02, 2019
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Does she? I've never seen a film she was in where her legs and feet were visible for more than an instant, so I dunno. Isla Fisher does not have those failings, so it's her I remember from Wedding Crashers. (She is also very funny in it.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 12:10 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2019 12:11 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:11 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 12:11 PM (VIoev)
Posted by: VM's phone at December 02, 2019 12:11 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 12:11 PM (v0R5T)
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Happens to me all of the time. A guy comes up to me in the hardware store and says, 'Hi', and I'm thinking furiously *Dammit! I know this guy, but who the hell is he? Just a clue...give me just a clue!*
Turns out it's my freaking doctor, in his scruffy yard-work clothes rather than tie, lab coat and stethoscope.
One step closer to the Home.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:12 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
technically Dad should beat the shit out the grandson's husband since grandson is probably the bottom/wife.
Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 12:12 PM (nFwvY)
teach that little shit a lesson with his will. so who's the dummy?
"...and to my Grandson, I leave this Make America Greta Again hat. And nothing else..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at December 02, 2019 12:12 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JC at December 02, 2019 12:05 PM (UeU1
Good for you! I just preemptively did not invite. The majority of the libs in question were out of towners who liked to go to NYC over the long weekend. They used my house as a free hotel and chauffeur service. When they were pleasant, I enjoyed seeing them and taking in a play. They decided to contract TDS and were quite belligerent, called us "stupid" and were generally rude after Trump was elected. So, I agree, if you insist on being rude and condescending, don't come over. Find alternative accommodations.
Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:12 PM (U7k5w)
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Good one. I also enjoyed using "10-4 Tide Pod" a few times over the weekend, with mouthy millenials.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 12:12 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (XtZ7c)
Posted by: VM's phone at December 02, 2019 12:11 PM (EGSGm)
Oh my gosh, yes. And Tom Hiddleston is so suave and debonair. Swoon.
And he seems quite good natured.
He does excellent imitations of other actors, too.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (2VKiq)
She sure went quiet when I went where you can guess I went with that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: csmats at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (X5VFN)
Me: Springfield Arms Standard M1-A1
Her: Silence. Then search. Then, "Do you know how much that is?" and "You don't need another rifle"
Me: My own personal Christmas Story circa 2019..
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (gmo/4)
But yeah, day jobs. And there are no right-wing equivalents of Hawaiian Judge Punchy Macadamia to get the charges dropped when you go after a lefty.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (rGgyS)
Posted by: VM's phone at December 02, 2019 12:08 PM (EGSGm)
Can't wait for the "Ok, Coomer" to be used next at the appropriate designated targets.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 12:14 PM (VIoev)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 12:14 PM (aNSOb)
Wait...there are restrictions like that?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 02, 2019 12:14 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 12:15 PM (N3JsI)
The Left worships at the feet of a literally braindead shovel-faced Skandi child.
They're making religious art of her on the sides of buildings.
It's hilarious. And weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 12:15 PM (AzW6q)
A member of my congregation (who is fairly conservative and voted for Trump) who has hosted TG for years told her sisters (who can't stand Trump)that there was no be no talk of politics or they couldn't come to dinner. They came to dinner and politics wasn't discussed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (WI7YS)
And a Rocket in my Pocket.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (XtZ7c)
Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 02, 2019 11:33 AM (xPJvm)
Why? Why, why, why do people do this? The unpleasant people, I mean.
Posted by: m at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (Y3R0d)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (XtZ7c)
Using your grandfather as a political tool is emblematic of the Left. They are without morals, character, or integrity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
This.
I'd add demonically possessed.
Posted by: Gooshy at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (EzBas)
Oh and just when was America "Greta" in the first place? I mean, it's a really great example of why the Left can't meme.
She's a fucking foreigner for crissakes, and her policies have never been implemented in US history.
It's just a really, really dumb joke.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Her and her family are actors. All of this is just performance art. Are you not entertained?
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (vN4+Q)
He's also reportedly a rather nice guy.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (rGgyS)
It provides cover for bait fish to hide in while growing.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:02 PM (Jk+3L)
And then in the Fall, you can don your scuba gear, and reap a rich harvest of fishing lures from the branches.
Indians in B.C. used to throw bedsprings into rivers near bridges for that purpose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (/sgva)
Theactor, who has been an outspoken critic of Americas economic and capitalist structure in the past, took to Twitter on Sunday to share an article and ask for the country to consider getting rid of capitalism.
Hey great idea. And lets start with you. Turn over all your money. And up against that wall over there. Why? For a picture of course comrade. Top The Revolution!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (cEsBM)
Blonde, blue eyed, Aryan, loud, bossy, likes to make speeches to large adoring crowds.
Posted by: History YELLING LOUDLY at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)
as ill-tempered cur pointed out, it *is* a smart move by the staffer. She's jumping from a campaign where all the paychecks are about to start bouncing to one where, even if its hopeless, the money is good.
btw, best sign yet that Kamela's campaign is finished. When the smart staffers start figuring out all the money is gone, it's over.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)
They're making religious art of her on the sides of buildings.
It's hilarious. And weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 12:15 PM (AzW6q)
It really is bizarre. A dumb rude 16 year old brat who recites words fed to her is their god.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 12:17 PM (2VKiq)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 02, 2019 12:15 PM
And I woulda been first!!!
Pixy you mischievous l'il minx!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 12:17 PM (axyOa)
The Left worships at the feet of a literally braindead shovel-faced Skandi child.
They're making religious art of her on the sides of buildings.
It's hilarious. And weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019
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I disagree only with your use of the word "literally."
She's not in a hospital bed with machines beeping and a ventilator keeping her alive. Otherwise, yes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 12:17 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (C1Lsn)
Blonde, blue eyed, Aryan, loud, bossy, likes to make speeches to large adoring crowds.
Posted by: History YELLING LOUDLY at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (NgKpN)
Wow, meant to say GRETA, but my subconscious mind just couldn't seem to type that!
Posted by: Don Q at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 02, 2019 12:09 PM (C1Lsn)
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Sounds like a keeper to me.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (qC1Sy)
They're making religious art of her on the sides of buildings.
It's hilarious. And weird.
I think the phrase you're looking for is "mental illness on display."
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (3a/ug)
Me: Springfield Arms Standard M1-A1
Her: Silence. Then search. Then, "Do you know how much that is?" and "You don't need another rifle"
Me: My own personal Christmas Story circa 2019..
Posted by: Archer
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There are two possibilities:
1 (preferred) A package under the tree, marked To: Archer, From: Santa
2. A Package under the tree marked, To: Archer, From: Archer
The latter involves some risk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (fUKvD)
To them she is just a Tool.
Consequentialists.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (XtZ7c)
No Malarkey - a limerick
Was a lifeguard when he was in school
And a naked dip with bodyguards was cool
All the kids they are fond
Of his leg hairs so blond
Vote for Joe, he puts the "P" into pool.
Y'got me. I laughed aloud. Then the song from Music Man started playing.
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Malarkey Joe webworks linked in nic.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (aNSOb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:17 PM (Kpl3J)
But they, like totally, like, hate capitalism.
Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: History YELLING LOUDLY at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (NgKpN
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I modified a Bundes Deutschemadchen poster to contain Greta instead of the original cute little German girl.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 12:15 PM (AzW6q)
They have no other religion, really. My former congregation was DNC talking points with shitty kosher wine and challah. I'm sure they worship Greta, I know they changed their trip to Israel to a girls only thing with much opportunity to listen to Palestinian grievance performance.
I understand many churches have gone down this stupid road...and then there are the hard core atheist types who have made Gaia goddish
Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (U7k5w)
Yeah basically its "now that I've made my nut with capitalism, its time for you all to give it up!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2019 12:16 PM (cEsBM)
No self awareness WHATSOEVER. I bet he's planning to return or give away the millions he made in the Avengers movies, right?
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (2VKiq)
...........
They had to go somewhere after B.O.
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (v0R5T)
>>See, for example, the feminists who regard being ever increasingly enraged as a virtue. How dare you be happy and content?
Ugh, yes. So many books on this now, such as Rebecca Traister's.
The Left has worked very to teach people that NOT controlling your every emotion is a virtue, which is the opposite of adulthood. Sad.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:20 PM (bDqIh)
Great idea.
Let's start by redistributing your wife's vagina.
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:20 PM (XtZ7c)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 12:20 PM (1ISKN)
Isn't this really the story of Bruce Springsteen?
Posted by: Bruce Springshit at December 02, 2019 12:20 PM (U7qMl)
But they, like totally, like, hate capitalism.
Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (cF8AT)
It's funny how employee's tunes change when the boss says "Hey guys, won't it be fun if everyone just works for free the next couple of months???"
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:20 PM (Kpl3J)
"There's something aggressive about STANDING THERE....."
Being a leftist means you have brain damage.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
I started watching See on Apple TV. It's a little odd but not horrible. The producers give a damn for that show and it looks great. Small touches in the acting (it's hard to act blind) are a bit distracting but not a deal breaker.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (C+We0)
Except for that almost every state that is must issue or Constitutional carry says otherwise.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:06 PM (Jk+3L)"
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Their big overstep here is that even if someone got the permit - regardless of its nature - they were not permitted to transport the arms out of the city.
You'd have thought they'd have learned after Chicago and DC.
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (67XdO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:04 PM (fUKvD)
yeah, I was in Seattle when one of the early Trump/Resist rally's happened. Little kids carrying Nazi signs and Fuck Trump signs for their sweet mommies.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (VqhL9)
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I don't get the "climate" hysteria. The "climate scientists" are predicting our impending doom based on models that can't even accurately "predict" past climate changes. And there are still so many factors that are unknown, so they obviously can't be accurately accounted for. Remember last year, when the scientists were trying to figure out where the warming went? Maybe it was hiding in the oceans, maybe aliens ate it, maybe . . . .
It's all so ridiculous.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Ripley at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (gmo/4)
You might shoot your eye out!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:20 PM (Kpl3J)
When's Ruffalo's next role performed "gratis" coming out?
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
...........
They had to go somewhere after B.O.
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2019
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A shower and some clinical underarm deodorant would have been a good idea.
Oh. Wait. You mean Jugears.
Well, my original comment stands. Have you whiffed some of those people?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (1ISKN)
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Oh snap.
I soooooo stealing that.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (8XRCm)
Translation: "I make millions working for yuuuge movie studios but I portray a Dow chemical lawyer-turned-whistleblower in a movie, so I'm totally anti-corporate America, you guyz!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (bDqIh)
Me: Springfield Arms Standard M1-A1
Her: Silence. Then search. Then, "Do you know how much that is?" and "You don't need another rifle"
Me: My own personal Christmas Story circa 2019..
Posted by: Archer
I am NOT hard to shop for. You know where the gun store is.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at December 02, 2019 12:18 PM (aNSOb)
I envisioned Joe riding a shorter bus.
Posted by: Chilled Surfperch at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (htJYU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 02, 2019 12:22 PM (AzW6q)
Sadly, we'll be the only MAGA people at my husband's family's Christmas Day "celebration." His idiot, pony-tailed lib brother will be unable to keep his mouth shut about politics.
Ugh.
In a more pleasant vein, can anyone here who's a gamer give me advice on buying a good quality headset with mic? It's all my son wants for Christmas. He has an Xbox 1 (I think).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 12:23 PM (ptqGC)
Junior corrected him but it just shows how pervasive the MFM's lying lies are when a guy who's ostensibly on our side parrots that crap.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 12:23 PM (U7qMl)
>>>>>
It's dead and has been dead for a while now.
And since it's dead, I'm in favor of a wealth tax on billionaire assholes who are responsible for destroying our country with immigration (legal and illegal). They don't give a fuck about the citizens of our country so fuck them, wealth tax to fund job training, deportation, and other projects needed in our country. They are parasites.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 02, 2019 12:23 PM (VIoev)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'I can't stop baking!' at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM
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Then call the little kid a nasty little bitch and see mom go mental.
Always fun.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (axyOa)
THe thing is, they don't even predict doom. They predict... discomfort and the need to move inland a bit. And probably growing crops move further north into places like Saskatchewan.
There's no doom in their statements, not the actually respectable scientists. They say things like 2-3 degrees (celsius) warmer on average in a century. Oceans rise a few feet. Possible crop shortages in more southern areas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (ScWBu)
Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:19 PM (U7k5w)
It's almost like human beings are built to require religious beliefs to sustain their lives - and when you take away the sane ones that have helped people for centuries, they get replaced by beliefs that are far weirder and more self destructive.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (U7qMl)
Al Franken is an oily, smarmy little groper.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, Man about Town at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (wmfhQ)
Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (XtZ7c)
On the other hand, it was kind of fun to eavesdrop when they were confabbing in another room and didn't think I could hear them. They are all so distraught.
Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (C1Lsn)
Young Turks at the holiday dinner because The Young Turks are about as
far removed from genocide as you can possibly get!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (bDqIh)
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All stemming from the insulating properties of a gas that makes up .035% of our atmosphere.
Thats......THIRTY FIVE ONE ONE THOUSANDTHS of 1%. TOTAL. And man contributes about 4% of THAT.
Its akin to saying 4 more people move to Denver and everybody is going to starve to death.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Tami at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (cF8AT)
Adam Carrolla represents the "I don't really watch any news and would rather toke on the couch watching pro wrestling" sector. They may get the news wrong, but they don't care anyway. Probably think its funny he "yelled at the Indian."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)
Amazing isn't it. And they want to establish their religion, force participation, and silence heretics.
Posted by: CN at December 02, 2019 12:26 PM (U7k5w)
First of all, we live outside the city limits. Secondly, even if i could, I wouldn't vote for his prog butt if my life depended on it.
A little while ago, I got a robo call on our landline from Stacey Abrams, asking for our vote for Johnson.
Our landline number is limited to our island *Outside City Limits*. His campaign is too stupid to figure it out.
I hope and pray Eddie DeLoach (first R mayor elected in years) is reelected.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (ptqGC)
http://www.fbcradio.org/listen/
Pick a player in the upper right hand corner.
Last 1/2 hour play list:
Dec 02 - 12:24:17 Hallelujah Chorus 4:18
Dec 02 - 12:20:29 The First Noel 3:48
Dec 02 - 12:19:43 Station ID 0:45
Dec 02 - 12:18:00 Hail the Glorious Morn 1:43
Dec 02 - 12:15:43 O Jesu So Sweet, O Jesu So Mild 2:16
Dec 02 - 12:14:23 Gentle Mary Laid Her Child 1:20
Dec 02 - 12:11:42 Lift Up Your Heads (From Handel: Messiah) 2:40
Dec 02 - 12:09:56 Saw You Never, in the Twilight? 1:46
Dec 02 - 12:09:06 Station ID 0:50
Dec 02 - 12:07:54 Ach mein herzliebes Jesulein! - Ah! Dearest Jesus (J. S. Bach: Christmas Oratorio, Part I) 1:11
Dec 02 - 12:05:13 Jesus richte mein Beginnen - Jesus Shepherd My Beginning (J. S. Bach: Christmas Oratorio, Part IV) 2:40
Dec 02 - 12:03:36 Jesus, Born in Bethlehem 1:37
Dec 02 - 12:01:48 Hark! the Herald Angels Sing 1:47
Dec 02 - 11:58:33 Savior of the Nations, Come 3:15
Dec 02 - 11:54:34 Once in Royal David’s City 3:59
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (fUKvD)
The Hulk is, as always except for Lou Ferrigno, a cartoon.
Posted by: x at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (nFwvY)
Young Turks at the holiday dinner because The Young Turks are about as
far removed from genocide as you can possibly get!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2019 12:25 PM (bDqIh)
Crowder's "Thanksgiving isn't racist" video is eye opening to how destroyed our kids are by the public school system.
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)
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Or...they don't care where the votes come from.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (fUKvD)
Me: My own personal Christmas Story circa 2019..
Posted by: Archer at December 02, 2019 12:13 PM (gmo/4)
You might shoot your eye out!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Austere Religious Scholar at December 02, 2019 12:21 PM (zGtXn)
It says "Franchi"
Must be Italian
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 02, 2019 12:29 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: m at December 02, 2019 12:30 PM (Y3R0d)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2019 12:32 PM (fUKvD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 02, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)
hahahaha
True!
Posted by: m at December 02, 2019 12:35 PM (Y3R0d)
Posted by: W. T. Pooh at December 02, 2019 12:36 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Sponge at December 02, 2019 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)
That's a nice clean curse. I like that.
Posted by: m at December 02, 2019 12:39 PM (Y3R0d)
Posted by: MW at December 02, 2019 12:54 PM (hNTtn)
Posted by: MW
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Pretty much sums up everyone at the office -- except for me -- I'm different and special because I have opinions that matter!!
But yep, pretty much.
Posted by: WaterCow at December 02, 2019 01:03 PM (ScWBu)
Posted by: m at December 02, 2019 02:11 PM (Y3R0d)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at December 02, 2019 03:20 PM (xZjSg)
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 02, 2019 04:54 PM (EMi53)
Posted by: TG Sam at December 02, 2019 07:09 PM (0ZzDy)
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