EMT 12/01/19

Happy December!

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 06:01 AM (JwHjN)

2 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:01 AM (ZCEU2)

3 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:02 AM (cqNba)

4 Imagine if their names were Hunter Palin and Bristol Biden. Would the medía coverage be different?

Posted by: Joe Biden, don't ask me about my grandkids at December 01, 2019 06:04 AM (+mbOC)

5 Quiet around here.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:10 AM (7juvc)

6 Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:10 AM (Z/jzm)

7 Moar covfefe.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:11 AM (7juvc)

8 "Quiet around here."

Dark out, too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:11 AM (cqNba)

9 Sock off

Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2019 06:13 AM (+mbOC)

10 Rain here today
How in the hell can it be December already?

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:14 AM (ZCEU2)

11 Rain here, but snow not too far north

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:15 AM (Z/jzm)

12 Daily Caller, via Instapundit:

WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL: Joe Biden Interrupts His Wife's Campaign Speech To Bite Her Finger.

https://tinyurl.com/sb39rau

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:15 AM (7juvc)

13 Probably the quickest four day weekend I can remember.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 01, 2019 06:16 AM (2FwcO)

14 >>How in the hell can it be December already?
Posted by: Skip

No kidding. Seems like I missed a month or so somewhere.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:17 AM (Z/jzm)

15 yo WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 06:17 AM (JFO2v)

16 "WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL: Joe Biden Interrupts His Wife's Campaign Speech To Bite Her Finger.
"

Totes normal.



For Joe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:18 AM (cqNba)

17 @10
I measure the year in projects, the more projects the year flies by in a flash, one or two projects and it drags ass all the way till January 1st.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 01, 2019 06:19 AM (2FwcO)

18 Wonder if the Doctor Jill's Finger thing is gonna be the stake through the heart of Creepy Uncle Joe's campaign ... that seemed to get pretty big coverage in the *spit* media, before it could be stopped.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 06:20 AM (JwHjN)

19 The wife's-finger-biting Joe Biden being on his "No Malarkey!" tour, we can caption the finger-biting episode "NOM NOM alarkey!"

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:20 AM (7juvc)

20 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:22 AM (arJlL)

21 We had a little warm weather yesterday, and it reached 70. It must have released something allergy producing, maybe mold on the fallen leaves. I've been sneezing and blowing my nose for the past half hour.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 01, 2019 06:23 AM (C1Lsn)

22 Finally just saw Creepy Uncle Joe get creepier, wtf?

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:25 AM (ZCEU2)

23 The tusk

The fire extinguisher

The convicted murder who came to the rescue.



So many details that I had missed earlier about the London Bridge attack.

https://bit.ly/2P0qKA7

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:25 AM (cqNba)

24 Rain here today
How in the hell can it be December already?
Posted by: Skip

Welp.....

It all starts with January,

a month that was named after one of the Brady Bunch kids.

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:25 AM (arJlL)

25 @18
If Biden were a Republican his political career would have been cut short in the 70's, the MSM can help a Donk muscle through pretty much anything up to and including murder and rape, so I don't see a little impromptu finger sucking to be much of an obstacle.


Remember, members of the press were caught going through Sarah Pain's garbage and one literally bought a house next to hers to spy on her.

Meanwhile Joe tells the press what questions they can ask him and the media complies.

Not fair, not fair at all.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 01, 2019 06:26 AM (2FwcO)

26 via WattsUpWithThat, Bloomberg on NPR's Firing Line, in September; on China. I can't summarize it well. WattsUpWithThat says "Below is a video of Bloomberg explaining why President Xi Jinping is not a dictator":

https://tinyurl.com/vwgk8xb

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:26 AM (7juvc)

27 Rain here today
How in the hell can it be December already?
Posted by: Skip

So, we're not getting snow or ice ?

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:27 AM (arJlL)

28
WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL: Joe Biden Interrupts His Wife's Campaign Speech To Bite Her Finger.


** sighs **

Oh shit, that means soon he'll be back in the state. Permanently, this time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:28 AM (pNxlR)

29 WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL: Joe Biden Interrupts His Wife's Campaign Speech To Bite Her Finger.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:15 AM (7juvc)


You gotta grab a bite to eat when you can while on the campaign trail.

Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2019 06:30 AM (Y8PSl)

30 Does say ice n&w of the city so I will see, don't need icy roads tomorrow because have a ways to commute

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:30 AM (ZCEU2)

31 Joe says "I used to bite my first wife's finger, you know, the dead one. I carry a picture of her in my wallet. Got the last nibble in at the funeral home. Nothing creepy here,folks, no malarkey."

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 01, 2019 06:31 AM (C1Lsn)

32
Below is a video of Bloomberg explaining why President Xi Jinping is not a dictator


The short take: "Xi has a 'stituency, and he has to answer to that 'stituency."

Bloomberg is a monomaniacal dimwit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:34 AM (pNxlR)

33 Yeah, the ... cognitive deficit, required to be a leftist or a demonrat (birm) is staggering.

They literally cannot think straight.

Explains a lot, really.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 06:38 AM (JwHjN)

34
Has anyone considered that Ol' Joe may have rabies?

Finger biting? "Oh, man, I LOVE Vienna Sausages -- I go through them like popcorn!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:39 AM (pNxlR)

35
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 01, 2019 06:41 AM (7rVsF)

36 Thanks, Skip !

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:42 AM (arJlL)

37 I would like to know the size of the crowd in Iowa at the Biden speech. I'm guessing hundreds.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:43 AM (7juvc)

38 . . . like 2 hundred, 3 hundred.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:44 AM (7juvc)

39 Mornin' folks

Bill in Arkansas, I thought the pic in wallet was a nice touch.

Posted by: teej at December 01, 2019 06:45 AM (27q/y)

40 37 I would like to know the size of the crowd in Iowa at the Biden speech. I'm guessing hundreds.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:43 AM (7juvc)

*holds up fingers to count*
one
ow stop that
two
dammit quit biting
three...

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 06:45 AM (JFO2v)

41 Finger biting? "Oh, man, I LOVE Vienna Sausages -- I go through them like popcorn!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Or like Corn Pop!

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 06:46 AM (vd8XM)

42 like 2 hundred, 3 hundred.
Posted by: m

200= 2,000 fingers !

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:46 AM (arJlL)

43
A good friend of mine from back in our days at elementary school has a younger sister who is a nasty leftist. She'd battle through the legions of hell to get to be the trigger puller gunning down us deplorables - that's how raging and nasty she is.

Anyway, my friend - her brother - was deadpan trolling her on a FB thread yesterday by gainsaying anything she posted with either "That's fake news" or "Who have the Democrats got who will beat Trump?". Her mounting rage and spittle-flecked responses were a beautiful thing to see, especially after each "who's gonna beat him?" taunt. It was a masterpiece.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:48 AM (pNxlR)

44 Last Formula 1 race soon.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:48 AM (ZCEU2)

45 "a few hundred supporters"
Great ABC (!) article on the stupidity of the "malarkey" theme:

https://tinyurl.com/ww9cr7v

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:48 AM (7juvc)

46 42 like 2 hundred, 3 hundred.
Posted by: m

200= 2,000 fingers !
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:46 AM (arJlL)

hahahaha
2,000 - 1

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:49 AM (7juvc)

47 >> I would like to know the size of the crowd in Iowa at the Biden speech. I'm guessing hundreds.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:43 AM (7juvc)

One article said "a crowd of about 200 supporters"

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:49 AM (Z/jzm)

48 Joe walks into a pastry shop. "Hey, you got any lady fingers?"

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 01, 2019 06:50 AM (C1Lsn)

49 Maybe Joe should be tested for rabies.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:50 AM (cqNba)

50 One article said "a crowd of about 200 supporters"

I'd bet that at least fifty were bums looking for a free donut.

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:51 AM (arJlL)

51 Got 1 hour

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:51 AM (ZCEU2)

52 50 One article said "a crowd of about 200 supporters"

I'd bet that at least fifty were bums looking for a free donut.
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:51 AM (arJlL)

And in the photo at the ABC site, some of the crowd are children too young to vote.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:53 AM (7juvc)

53 President Trump has to lock out 10,000 who can't get in the arena

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:53 AM (ZCEU2)

54 Horde mind:

34
Has anyone considered that Ol' Joe may have rabies?

Finger biting? "Oh, man, I LOVE Vienna Sausages -- I go through them like popcorn!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:39 AM (pNxlR)

49 Maybe Joe should be tested for rabies.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:50 AM (cqNba)

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:53 AM (7juvc)

55 Why would anyone bring their children to see him, no way i would've let my kids anywhere near him!

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:54 AM (Z/jzm)

56 I'd bet that at least fifty were bums looking for a free donut.
Posted by: JT

So, democrats

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 06:54 AM (vd8XM)

57
All of Delaware begs you, America: "Please take our Village Idiot ... please!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:55 AM (pNxlR)

58 I'd bet that at least fifty were bums looking for a free donut.
Posted by: JT

It takes a nation, to raise a village idiot

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 06:55 AM (vd8XM)

59 East photo-shop to make the JOE of Biden's campaign insignia into JOKE.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:55 AM (7juvc)

60 Anybody know if that drunken Irishman Martin O'Malley legally owns any firearms. As a Maryland resident, I wonder if the bullying and public threats of physical violence represent a red flag?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:56 AM (cqNba)

61 I don't think Slo Joe bit her finger. He just mouthed it. In a nasty way.

Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2019 06:56 AM (DBGf/)

62 The creepy factor us strong with him. The vibes come through just looking at the pictures, cant imagine how strong they are in real life

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:56 AM (Z/jzm)

63 dailytimewaster.blogspot.com/you can actually get your own narwal
https://tinyurl.com/smhp5mv

Should post this on the gun thread, would make great bayonets

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:56 AM (ZCEU2)

64 47 >> I would like to know the size of the crowd in Iowa at the Biden speech. I'm guessing hundreds.
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:43 AM (7juvc)

One article said "a crowd of about 200 supporters"
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:49 AM (Z/jzm)

Thanks, Mlii; it's looking like that.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:56 AM (7juvc)

65 Marist polls say 33% of non whites approved of PDT performance.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

66
Hunter had better start ordering his designer prison garb right now. Daddy ain't saving him this time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:57 AM (pNxlR)

67 All of Delaware begs you, America: "Please take our Village Idiot ... please!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 06:55 AM (pNxlR)


Nah, he's yours. Let him play with the sand on Rehoboth Beach. Safer than on the campaign trail where there are lots of fingers of temptation.

Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2019 06:57 AM (Y8PSl)

68 We make jest of Slow Joe, but don't ever forget he's an egotistical bastard who will say anything to advance his cause, and that cause is Joe Biden.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 01, 2019 06:57 AM (C1Lsn)

69 "Please take our Village Idiot ... Please!"

Just keep your hands off our Apprentice.
That one, there is hope for.

Posted by: teej at December 01, 2019 06:57 AM (27q/y)

70 VIA silly, the rich and powerful have people who have firearms.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 06:58 AM (ZCEU2)

71 50 One article said "a crowd of about 200 supporters"

I'd bet that at least fifty were bums looking for a free donut.
Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 06:51 AM (arJlL)

I think it was just finger food at the afterparty.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 06:58 AM (JFO2v)

72 "It takes a nation, to raise a village idiot"

That's not how this works.


That's not how any of this works....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:58 AM (cqNba)

73 61 I don't think Slo Joe bit her finger. He just mouthed it. In a nasty way.

Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2019 06:56 AM (DBGf/)

A field day for thesaurus-users.
From the ABC article:

1. bit his wife Jill's finger
2. gave her a playful chomp on her fingertip
3. She took the nibble in stride

https://tinyurl.com/ww9cr7v

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 06:59 AM (7juvc)

74 1st Sunday of Advent- "Anticipation"- devotional about waiting:

https://tinyurl.com/s6j7zrd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2019 06:59 AM (WI7YS)

75 >>Marist polls say 33% of non whites approved of PDT performance.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

And if the poll says 33%, it probably means it's actually higher. I'm guessing not everyone will be candid depending who can overhear when being asked

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 07:00 AM (Z/jzm)

76
Ol' Joe was just being "spontaneous".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 07:00 AM (pNxlR)

77 "It takes a nation, to raise a village idiot"
---

That's not how this works.

That's not how any of this works....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 06:58 AM (cqNba)


Some, like yourself, actually study for that. With Quid Pro Joe, it comes naturally.

Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2019 07:00 AM (Y8PSl)

78 76
Ol' Joe was just being "spontaneous".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 07:00 AM (pNxlR)

A trait you really want in your CIC!

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 07:01 AM (7juvc)

79 Holy crap, could get a FN for the price of a tusk

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:02 AM (ZCEU2)

80 "a few hundred" in MSM-ese in reference to a demonrat means a real world 50 to 70.
if it were a republican it would mean several thousand.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 07:02 AM (JwHjN)

81 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at December 01, 2019 07:02 AM (cknjq)

82 "Be a staff, not a snake"-a devotional from the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews:

https://tinyurl.com/s2nmke9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 01, 2019 07:03 AM (WI7YS)

83 " she took it in stride "
Well it was in public, but suspect later he got back handed

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:03 AM (ZCEU2)

84 poor Jonah

The sort of coup that some on the right are talking about which, if successful, would result in the vice president lawfully becoming president and Trumps Cabinet staying in place isnt a coup, Goldberg wrote.

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

85 Ol' Joe was just being "spontaneous".

Mrs. Biden said "Joe, I just used the bathroom and there was no toilet paper"

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 07:05 AM (arJlL)

86
A trait you really want in your CIC!
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019


"What does this button do?"

** pushes it, then dives into pillow fort that he'd constructed around the Resolute Desk
in the Oval Office **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 07:05 AM (pNxlR)

87 Damn, two more shootings yesterday.

Both were head shots.

One fatal.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:05 AM (cqNba)

88 Why would anyone bring their children to see him, no way i would've let my kids anywhere near him!
The same folks who take their kids to Drag Queen Reading Hour.

Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2019 07:06 AM (DBGf/)

89 http://bit.ly/2rMjZtq
*******
Author Lee Smith: Barack Obama Interfered with the Peaceful Transfer of Power to President Trump (VIDEO)

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 07:06 AM (BqBId)

90 See, that's exactly what I mean about cognitive deficit.
Goldberg is a good example.

For him, it came on suddenly, probably a brain lesion.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 07:07 AM (JwHjN)

91 Dr. Jill Biden. Finger-licking good!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2019 07:07 AM (IttZ7)

92 http://bit.ly/2Y8XXxs
*******
Conservative Scholar: Democrats Are Trying To Impeach Trump Over 'Thought Crimes' (VIDEO)

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 07:08 AM (BqBId)

93 91 Dr. Jill Biden. Finger-licking good!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2019 07:07 AM (IttZ7)

And then KFC should sue him.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 07:09 AM (7juvc)

94 dailymail.co.uk/Hunter Biden requests Protective Order seal financial records amid child support suit
Too funny

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:09 AM (ZCEU2)

95 Morning

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 07:11 AM (85Gof)

96 Didn't click the bait but Ali McGraw is almost 85
Man I'm getting old

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:12 AM (ZCEU2)

97 Jill Biden and Tipper Gore seem a lot alike to me. Too loyal for too long. Tipper got out.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 07:12 AM (7juvc)

98 http://bit.ly/33AnmRF
*******
Hunter Biden Claims He's In Debt, Unemployed with No Monthly Income as He Fights His Baby Mama Lunden Roberts in Child Support Lawsuit
*******
Here ya go Skip

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 07:12 AM (BqBId)

99 NGU cozy at home or on the road?

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:12 AM (ZCEU2)

100 Didn't click the bait but Ali McGraw is almost 85
Man I'm getting old
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:12 AM (ZCEU2)

Yeah but love is never having to say your sorry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 07:13 AM (85Gof)

101 Nunez and family threatened!

https://tinyurl.com/sl3dlo8

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:13 AM (JFO2v)

102 Breaking: 10 people shot in New Orleans late last night.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:13 AM (cqNba)

103 Yeah but love is never having to say your sorry

So, Hillary loves us ?

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 07:13 AM (arJlL)

104 Hookers and blow cost money you know
But if your broke why hide it?

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:13 AM (ZCEU2)

105 98 http://bit.ly/33AnmRF
*******
Hunter Biden Claims He's In Debt, Unemployed with No Monthly Income as He Fights His Baby Mama Lunden Roberts in Child Support Lawsuit
*******
Here ya go Skip
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 07:12 AM (BqBId)

I hate deadbeat fucking dads. Should have their balls cut off!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

106 NGU cozy at home or on the road?
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:12 AM (ZCEU2)

Home. Off to Camp LEJEUNE next week

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 07:14 AM (85Gof)

107 Thank you Lord for another day.

"Nailed It!"

~ Joe Biden

Posted by: jsg at December 01, 2019 07:14 AM (E1Tpd)

108 Breaking: 10 people shot in New Orleans late last night.

Target practice for Mardi Gras ?

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 07:15 AM (arJlL)

109 Guys, I'm so psyched. The new season of Curse of Oak Island is here, and rumor has it they discover an ancient Viking Templar Popsicle stick, indicating gold and treasure in vast quantities is on the island.

The brothers disagree on whether the popsicle stick is a religious symbol or some kind of key, but intrepidly decide to press on.....



Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 01, 2019 07:16 AM (IttZ7)

110 "Target practice for Mardi Gras ?"

That was all the info that the news flash provided.

Probably more available locally.


BRB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:16 AM (cqNba)

111 The brothers disagree on whether the popsicle stick is a religious symbol or some kind of key, but intrepidly decide to press on.....


Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

It will take them the whole episode to dig down 2 feet.

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 07:17 AM (vd8XM)

112 New Orleans shooting:

https://bit.ly/37VCg8z

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:18 AM (cqNba)

113 dailymail.co.uk/Hunter Biden requests Protective Order seal financial records amid child support suit
Too funny

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:09 AM (ZCEU2)


Yeah, because it might cause (more) embarrassment and might be maliciously used by the media. It's hell when your personal troubles are aired because your Daddy is Quid Pro Joe. Leave Hunter alone!!

Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2019 07:18 AM (Y8PSl)

114 The brothers disagree on whether the popsicle stick is a religious symbol or some kind of key, but intrepidly decide to press on.....



Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 01, 2019 07:16 AM (IttZ7)

After they stop for the day at 12 noon and head to the war room.

How is it they've been wearing the same shirts for allthese years when they sit down for the interview portion?

Marty in a red shirt and Rick in a green shirt.

Posted by: weirdflunky at December 01, 2019 07:19 AM (cknjq)

115 I fully intend on voting for Joe in the SC Primary. He has the same phony biography that Hillary has.
Accomplished, competent, experienced.
Yep. Bullshit, bullshit, and more bullshit.

Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2019 07:19 AM (DBGf/)

116 New Orleans shooting:

https://bit.ly/37VCg8z
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:18 AM (cqNba)

Outside a McDonalds? Maybe the fries were soggy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 07:20 AM (85Gof)

117 112 New Orleans shooting:

https://bit.ly/37VCg8z
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:18 AM (cqNba)

Thanks, VIA. I had been unable to find that.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 07:20 AM (7juvc)

118 thehayride.com/ IG estimates social security pays billions in benefits to those with no numbers
The bigger the government the more corruption, and when everyone in the country is in, there is the potential for wide spread program killing corruption.
https://tinyurl.com/t2cehzq

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:21 AM (ZCEU2)

119 Sealed Court Records?




The Obama touch?

A blast from the past?

https://bit.ly/2P4n4wX

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:21 AM (cqNba)

120 New Orleans shooting:

https://bit.ly/37VCg8z
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Hmmm. The Bayou Classic weekend is mentioned as having this difficulty twice.

Maybe it's time for common sense Classic control

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 07:21 AM (vd8XM)

121 Just saw a clip of Dr. Jill on Fox news. Sadly they left out the playful nipping episode.

Reports are that 200 people were in the crowd for the No Malarkey tour kickoff. In Iowa. Two months out from their caucus.

Joey's campaign is dead. He doesn't know it, and no one will tell him.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 01, 2019 07:22 AM (C+rDW)

122 Joey's campaign is dead. He doesn't know it, and no one will tell him.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 01, 2019 07:22 AM (C+rDW)

G-D knows

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 07:23 AM (85Gof)

123 Reports are that 200 people were in the crowd for the No Malarkey tour kickoff. In Iowa. Two months out from their caucus.


They all road to the venue in the No Malarkey bus.
Joe didn't see them though

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 07:24 AM (vd8XM)

124 "Maybe it's time for common sense Classic control"

Either that, or allow open carry.

Of Narwhal tusks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:24 AM (cqNba)

125 G-D knows
Posted by: Nevergiveup

G-D keeps him around for the amusement factor

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 07:24 AM (vd8XM)

126 121 Joey's campaign is dead. He doesn't know it, and no one will tell him.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 01, 2019 07:22 AM (C+rDW)

Except for Operation Mass Confusion, or what was it called? Like JAS:

115 I fully intend on voting for Joe in the SC Primary.
Posted by: JAS at December 01, 2019 07:19 AM (DBGf/)

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 07:26 AM (7juvc)

127 Joey's campaign is dead. He doesn't know it, and no one will tell him.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 01, 2019 07:22 AM (C+rDW


I think back to that Memorial Day speech of his where he praised the dead who were in attendance. Joe's kinda slow on the details of 'alive' and 'dead'. That and everything else. Well, except finger food. Joe's got that covered.

Posted by: RickZ at December 01, 2019 07:26 AM (Y8PSl)

128 Are smoke detectors a gateway weapon, leading to the violence inherent in using fire extinguishers in criminal assaults?

Should Narwhal tusks be licensed and regulated?

So many questions facing the Brits this morning.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:27 AM (cqNba)

129 G-D knows

But, He's not tellin'.

"Jesus, would you bring me some more popcorn ?"

"MORE,Dad ?"


"WHAT are you watchin' ?"

Posted by: JT at December 01, 2019 07:28 AM (arJlL)

130 >>Operation Mass Confusion, or what was it called?

Operation Chaos

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 07:34 AM (7juvc)

131 "G-D knows

But, He's not tellin'. "




"His mill grinds slowly, but it grinds exceedingly fine."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 07:36 AM (JwHjN)

132 I'd better start thinking about making breakfast. Not feeling very motivated today. Yesterday was french toast and bacon

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 07:37 AM (Z/jzm)

133 Guys, I'm so psyched. The new season of Curse of Oak Island is here, and rumor has it they discover an ancient Viking Templar Popsicle stick, indicating gold and treasure in vast quantities is on the island.

The brothers disagree on whether the popsicle stick is a religious symbol or some kind of key, but intrepidly decide to press on.....



Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 01, 2019 07:16 AM (IttZ7)

Could it be this is the mysterious popsicle stick?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 01, 2019 07:37 AM (Uu+Jp)

134 ahoy maties

Bill Kristol

Wealthy donors should be devoting big bucks to funding Weld and Walsh to soften up Trump in the primaries (while also funding moderate candidates in the Democratic field).

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:38 AM (JFO2v)

135 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:05 AM (cqNba)

Two shootings in Bulletmore?

Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2019 07:38 AM (+mbOC)

136 Bacon !
Can't this week, as said suspect won't have much time in the mornings

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:39 AM (ZCEU2)

137 What a glorious day for shoveling snow!

Ich laß Dich niemals im Stich.

Posted by: Don't Hassel The Hoff at December 01, 2019 07:39 AM (wyajz)

138 Does welfare casue terrorism??

https://tinyurl.com/rpwyjth

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:41 AM (JFO2v)

139 Joey's campaign is dead. He doesn't know it, and no one will tell him.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 01, 2019 07:22 AM (C+rDW)

He knows it's dead. He has run a couple failed Presidential campaigns.

Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2019 07:41 AM (+mbOC)

140 Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:38 AM (JFO2v)
********
Maybe they should stop funding you, Bildo KristolMeth

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 07:42 AM (BqBId)

141 He knows it's dead. He has run a couple failed Presidential campaigns.
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2019 07:41 AM (+mbOC)

He was not as senile back then

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 07:42 AM (85Gof)

142 Osama bin Laden was one wealthy terrorist, most are well off. Terrorism costs money you know, don't let the Leftists bullshit you.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:43 AM (ZCEU2)

143 Mornin yall. Probably not the first time Jill has given Joe the finger.

Still, no matter. Biden is the Dem candidate. It's in the stars.

Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 07:45 AM (Tnijr)

144 "Two shootings in Bulletmore?"

The disturbing part is the ratio of head shots coming out of the statistical review.

Head shots have been trending upward all year.

Plus....the 13th and 14th ATM Machine thefts (These two did not succeed) of just the month of November took place the other night.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:45 AM (cqNba)

145 No no Joe, it's PULL my finger.

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at December 01, 2019 07:48 AM (IttZ7)

146 "Does welfare casue terrorism??

https://tinyurl.com/rpwyjth"

I don't think it causes it.

But it sure does allow one the time and freedom from work requirements, enabling the planning and execution to take place.

Maybe there really is something to that old saying...


Idle hands are a devil's playground.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:49 AM (cqNba)

147 Joey's campaign is dead. He doesn't know it, and no one will tell him.



Walking dead, hence the finger-eating.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2019 07:49 AM (oVJmc)

148 The 'No Malarky' tour gets a review.


https://bit.ly/34BCAXO

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:51 AM (cqNba)

149 Joe and Jill Biden share a joint

Posted by: Possible Babylon Bee Headline at December 01, 2019 07:51 AM (E1Tpd)

150 Seems to me the wealthier have more time to get into trouble than those hand to mouth, be it in terrorism or a university campus.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:52 AM (ZCEU2)

151 "Holy crap, could get a FN for the price of a tusk"

Back in the days of old, when lions and unicorns were about, a narwhal horn, the thought to be from a unicorn, was worth more than it's weight in gold. Royalty would keep a piece around to dunk in their drink as it was thought to neutralize poison.

I find it funny that the Lion and Unicorn are on the royal coat of arms. The Lion represents England, the Unicorn Scotland.

Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 07:54 AM (Tnijr)

152 Morning all. Very windy out there today. Damn patio umbrella is still up I keep forgetting to take it down. Maybe it will just blow away and save me the trouble.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2019 07:55 AM (dUJdY)

153 I see PDT now blamed for Bama loss ha!

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:55 AM (JFO2v)

154 Morning all.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 07:55 AM (Y4EXg)

155 I dont know what all the fuss is about. A narwhal tusk is the perfect tool for fighting terrorism. Right after artillery, guided bombs, cruise missiles, small arms, and German Shepherds.

Posted by: Don't Hassel The Hoff at December 01, 2019 07:55 AM (wyajz)

156 Leclerc might be disqualified before he even starts but take it he won't find out until after it's over.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:56 AM (ZCEU2)

157 " Seems to me the wealthier have more time to get into trouble than those hand to mouth,"

Thanks to advancements in the support of the "Free Shit Army", there is very little hand to mouth taking place nowadays.

Other than the truly homeless, the percentage of any western civilizations population which has every basic need, from housing to food, to healthcare, to internet, to clothing provided to them by the government has probably never been higher.

Lots of free time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 07:57 AM (cqNba)

158 Driving thru my area yesterday, I saw the one house still has their Yang 2020 sign up.
I guess they don't know that the No Malarkey tour is fully weaponized and on a roll.

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 07:58 AM (vd8XM)

159 boonetrading.com/collections/narwhal-ivory/narwhal-tusk
https://tinyurl.com/sr4nnjq
You could buy a tusk or a nice FN-FAL

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:58 AM (ZCEU2)

160 If it came right down to it, I'd probably buy the FN over the tusk.

Just sayin' ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 07:59 AM (JwHjN)

161 "You could buy a tusk or a nice FN-FAL"

Can't wait for cheap, Chinese knock-off Narwhal Tusks to start making an impact.

On the other hand, does the TSA allow Narwhal Tusks in your carry-on, or must they be in checked-baggage?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:00 AM (cqNba)

162 But having said that, I still gotta comment the Brit's style and ingenuity in finding improvised weapons in an emergency.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:00 AM (JwHjN)

163 Synonyms for malarkey
Synonyms

applesauce [slang], balderdash, baloney (also boloney), beans, bilge, blah (also blah-blah), blarney, blather, blatherskite, blither, bosh, bull [slang], bunk, bunkum (or buncombe), claptrap, codswallop [British], crapola [slang], crock, drivel, drool, fiddle, fiddle-faddle, fiddlesticks, flannel [British], flapdoodle, folderol (also falderal), folly, foolishness, fudge, garbage, guff, hogwash, hokeypokey, hokum, hoodoo, hooey, horsefeathers [slang], humbug, humbuggery, jazz, moonshine, muck, nerts [slang], nonsense, nuts, piffle, poppycock, punk, rot, rubbish, senselessness, silliness, slush, stupidity, taradiddle (or tarradiddle), tommyrot, tosh, trash, trumpery, twaddle

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 08:01 AM (JFO2v)

164 oops, "commend".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:01 AM (JwHjN)

165 The 'Onion on Your Belt' Tour

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2019 08:01 AM (oVJmc)

166 Best comment from the tour review:
"Trump is going to be president forever...."
Honorable mention:
"What, was "Tippecanoe and Biden Too" already played out?"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 01, 2019 08:01 AM (IttZ7)

167 The unarmed if left to there imagination will find a way

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:01 AM (ZCEU2)

168 >>boonetrading.com/collections/narwhal-ivory/narwhal-tusk
https://tinyurl.com/sr4nnjq
You could buy a tusk or a nice FN-FAL
Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 07:58 AM (ZCEU2)

For a mere $28,000!

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 08:02 AM (Z/jzm)

169 Zoot Suits.....
They're gonna make a comeback, aren't they.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:03 AM (cqNba)

170
Knock it off, buddy!

FDR bit his wife's fingers right before he dropped the Atomic Bomb on Pearl Harbor.

No malarkey!

Now, why don't we all dance the Charleston and then go home and listen to "Amos and Andy" on the radio.

Those 2 Negroes are awfully funny!

23 Skidoo!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Democrat Candidate for President of the United States of America at December 01, 2019 08:04 AM (kauXV)

171 Haas tweeted
This is the first F-1 race in December since 1963

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:05 AM (ZCEU2)

172 Best comment from the tour review:
"Trump is going to be president forever...."
Honorable mention:
"What, was "Tippecanoe and Biden Too" already played out?"



I liked the one about 'Biden is running to be President of a Mickey Rooney movie'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2019 08:05 AM (oVJmc)

173 Two shootings in Bulletmore?
Posted by: clutch at December 01, 2019 07:38 AM (+mbOC)


Stylebook says that should be:

"Only two shootings in Bulletmore?"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:05 AM (BiNEL)

174 FDR bit his wife's fingers right before he dropped the Atomic Bomb on Pearl Harbor.

No malarkey!

Now, why don't we all dance the Charleston and then go home and listen to "Amos and Andy" on the radio.

Those 2 Negroes are awfully funny!

23 Skidoo!
Posted by: Joe Biden

Will Fibber McGee open the closet, again?
Ho-Ho!!

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:06 AM (vd8XM)

175 No Malarky!!!!


My word, as a Biden.


(This shit just writes itself)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:06 AM (cqNba)

176 They start them young in Chicago land....

14-year-old girl tried to rob woman who shot her in the chest, police say; both facing charges
Both being charged....of course

Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2019 08:06 AM (a4NLV)

177 "169 Zoot Suits.....
They're gonna make a comeback, aren't they.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:03 AM (cqNba) "



You may laugh, but stranger things have happened ...

Maybe for women, this time.

Hellarie could hide a formidable mecha under one, for instance.

Or fauxcahontas ? Lookin' sharp there !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:07 AM (JwHjN)

178 Ed Malarkey is the finest senator Massachussetts ever had!

My word as a biter!

Posted by: Joe 'Tug' Biden-Benson at December 01, 2019 08:08 AM (oVJmc)

179 Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 08:01 AM (JFO2v)

The "No Twaddle Tour!" has a More Cowbell ring to it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:08 AM (BiNEL)

180 The last time that Malarky was an actual commonly used part of the spoken language, did women even have the right to vote?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:08 AM (cqNba)

181 The last time that Malarky was an actual commonly used part of the spoken language, did women even have the right to vote?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:08 AM (cqNba)

Ya mean the good old days ( ducking)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:09 AM (85Gof)

182 Ok, it must be December because I just saw 2 Juncos in my Rhodies

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:10 AM (ZCEU2)

183 no malarkey

https://youtu.be/JfcQWrfkmRI

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 08:10 AM (JFO2v)

184 Damn, Doc..



You're living on the edge this morning.

Best hope that one of the 'Ette's' isn't up and about

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:11 AM (cqNba)

185 The last time that Malarky was an actual commonly used part of the spoken language, did women even have the right to vote?

FDR announced it on the teevee.

Posted by: Joe 'Tug' Biden-Benson at December 01, 2019 08:11 AM (oVJmc)

186 The last time that Malarky was an actual commonly used part of the spoken language, did women even have the right to vote?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

It should be brought up that "No Malarkey" was what the field overseers would yell at the slaves if they weren't working hard enough.
A whipping usually ensued.

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:12 AM (vd8XM)

187 The last time that Malarky was an actual commonly used part of the spoken language, did women even have the right to vote?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:08 AM (cqNba)


Not sure, but I trace the real problems in this country to when they were first allowed to own property! It's been downhill ever since.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:12 AM (BiNEL)

188 Okay, I'm awake.

What's everyone going on about now?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:13 AM (cfSRQ)

189 Damn, Doc..



You're living on the edge this morning.

Best hope that one of the 'Ette's' isn't up and about
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:11 AM (cqNba)

Well I do not have a Purple Heart yet? Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:13 AM (85Gof)

190 Not saying that Joe is harkening back to a darker time in our nation's history..

But during the time that Malarky was popular, "Boy" was enjoying popularity as well.


Not making any accusations of racism against Joe.


Just noticing a trend.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:13 AM (cqNba)

191 How does Joe even get people to work on his campaign? Wouldn't that be a resume' killer?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:13 AM (Y4EXg)

192 Best hope that one of the 'Ette's' isn't up and about

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:11 AM (cqNba)


Yes, and I am hoping that I posted 187 early enough to escape their combined wrath!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:14 AM (BiNEL)

193 My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.

Posted by: Joe 'Tug' Biden-Benson at December 01, 2019 08:14 AM (oVJmc)

194 Funniest college football meme in years.

https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/ 312/546/9546312.jpeg

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:15 AM (sdctx)

195 "What's everyone going on about now?"

Should the TSA allow Narwhal Tusks in carry on?




And if Joe is a rabid, cannibalistic racist.

And does that drunken Irishman Martin O'Malley have a drinking and anger problem, or is he just a bully.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:15 AM (cqNba)

196 I have F-1 Scoring and Timing on my tablet and knew there was a yellow flag before the race on tv started

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:15 AM (ZCEU2)

197 194
bad link?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:16 AM (BiNEL)

198 191
How does Joe even get people to work on his campaign? Wouldn't that be a resume' killer?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:13 AM (Y4EXg)


So he can put in a good word for them when they apply for a job at Burisma?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 01, 2019 08:16 AM (IttZ7)

199 I have F-1 Scoring and Timing on my tablet and knew there was a yellow flag before the race on tv started
Posted by: Skip

Offsides?

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:16 AM (vd8XM)

200 Remove space Hrothgar.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:17 AM (Y4EXg)

201 Ya mean the good old days ( ducking)

I heard that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2019 08:17 AM (dUJdY)

202 And does that drunken Irishman Martin O'Malley have a drinking and anger problem, or is he just a Democrat bully.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:15 AM (cqNba)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:17 AM (BiNEL)

203 >>The last time that Malarky was an actual commonly used part of the spoken language, did women even have the right to vote?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:08 AM (cqNba)

Ya mean the good old days ( ducking)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:09 AM (85Gof)

Best hope that one of the 'Ette's' isn't up and about

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:11 AM (cqNba)

Yes, and I am hoping that I posted 187 early enough to escape their combined wrath!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:14 AM (BiNEL)


Busted.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 08:18 AM (Z/jzm)

204 Remove space Hrothgar.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:17 AM (Y4EXg)

Nuts, and thanks. BTW, that's why I use 2 spaces to make it more obvious

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:18 AM (BiNEL)

205 Oh goody....the shivings are about to commence.



bluebell here yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:18 AM (cqNba)

206 There was a collision in the back, Gasley had to get a new nose front wing

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:18 AM (ZCEU2)

207 194
bad link?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Try this instead
https://tinyurl.com/ud2mmr2

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:19 AM (vd8XM)

208 Nuts, and thanks. BTW, that's why I use 2 spaces to make it more obvious
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

---

We need common sense space control!!

And narwhal tusks too!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:19 AM (Y4EXg)

209 Meanwhile my wife and I, I guess, are now officially empty nesters. Sigh. To quite here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:19 AM (85Gof)

210 191
How does Joe even get people to work on his campaign? Wouldn't that be a resume' killer?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:13 AM (Y4EXg)

---
No, these people are mercenaries and like mercenaries, they count the number of campaigns rather than victories.

It's how you can have the same losers work for McCain, Romney, etc. and still get work.

By the way, the chief value of a lot of these "strategists" isn't actual strategy, but money. They have lots of contacts so they raise money for your campaign.

Winning is an afterthought. Money is the goal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:20 AM (cfSRQ)

211 That most Americans aren't totally aghast at what democrats are trying to do to Trump is proof positive of how completely cultural Marxism inured us to its ways and prerogatives.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:20 AM (H8QX8)

212 Jewells, you know I didn't really mean it, the dog ate my homework, I got a ticket on the way to the keyboard, it was raining...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:20 AM (BiNEL)

213 Meanwhile my wife and I, I guess, are now officially empty nesters. Sigh. To quite here
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You know them Injuns is up to no good.

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:20 AM (vd8XM)

214 " the Pope said that adults need to learn from children, particularly when it comes to the protection of nature, since they are at the "forefront" of the environmental movement."


Because children are so smart and know so fucking much.
Dipshit.

Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (Tnijr)

215 That white cat and crazy pointing finger lady meme is out of control.



Mrs VIA must get twenty different ones every day.

Most of them are pretty damn good, too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (cqNba)

216 How does Joe even get people to work on his campaign? Wouldn't that be a resume' killer?


Don't forget the President works from home.....

Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (a4NLV)

217 Former Secretary of State John Kerry on Saturday announced the launch World War Zero, a star-studded coalition of former heads of state and Hollywood figures dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate change.

Was JAMES Taylor free?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (85Gof)

218 *writes in notebook*

Posted by: lin-duh at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (UUBmN)

219 Try this instead
https://tinyurl.com/ud2mmr2
Posted by: Bruce


My bad, I missed the space!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:22 AM (BiNEL)

220 So is Uncle Joe going to tell us he would handle knife wielding terrorists like he did Corn Pop?

Posted by: torabora at December 01, 2019 08:22 AM (dBJR+)

221 John Kerry on Saturday announced the launch World War Zero,

For supposedly peace loving folks, the Dems sure have a strange way of showing it

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:22 AM (vd8XM)

222 The dirty secret is that the full-time jobs pay far less than the campaign gigs. This is because no one cares how campaign money is spent.

Federal salaries, on the other hand, are public knowledge and also subject to staffing limits. Not so with campaign cash.

So campaign season is basically the bountiful harvest without end for these people. The time between is when things are lean.

The staffers hope to win and get government jobs, but the consultants just move on to the next campaign.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:22 AM (cfSRQ)

223 Meanwhile my wife and I, I guess, are now officially empty nesters. Sigh. To quite here
Posted by: Nevergiveup

---

I hear ya. Last son here let us know yesterday he has rented an appt and is out very soon. The Mrs is a wreck - she was a mother to him in every way except give birth to him. He needed her terribly.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (Y4EXg)

224 So is Uncle Joe going to tell us he would handle knife wielding terrorists like he did Corn Pop?
Posted by: torabora

He's gonna issue Narwhal tusks to everyone

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (vd8XM)

225 Jewells, you know I didn't really mean it, the dog ate my homework, I got a ticket on the way to the keyboard, it was raining...

LOL!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (dUJdY)

226 lin-duh - Good morning. Did you ever get a pizzelle recipe?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (Y4EXg)

227 "a star-studded coalition of anti-American leftists and Hollywood assholes dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate change"

Edited for accuracy.

Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (Tnijr)

228 217
Former Secretary of State John Kerry on Saturday announced the launch
World War Zero, a star-studded coalition of former heads of state and
Hollywood figures dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate
change.



Was JAMES Taylor free?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (85Gof)

---
Nuke them.

That's how the last world war ended, right?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (cfSRQ)

229 That most Americans aren't totally aghast at what democrats are trying to do to Trump is proof positive of how completely cultural Marxism inured us to its ways and prerogatives.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:20 AM (H8QX


Well, that AND a lot of "apparently" Free Sh!t

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (BiNEL)

230 NGU, Tonypete.. they come back. They always come back. We were empty nesters for a whole 6 months.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2019 08:24 AM (dUJdY)

231 "He's gonna issue Narwhal tusks to everyone"

I doubt that.

Narwhal Tusks have a legitimate use in self defense.

Unless we're talking NERF Narwhal Tusks.

Those I could see Joe handing out.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:25 AM (cqNba)

232 197 194
bad link?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:16 AM (BiN

Remove space in link

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:25 AM (sdctx)

233 It's not "Climate Change" anymore anyway it's "Climate Chaos".

Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:25 AM (Tnijr)

234 That's how the last world war ended, right?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (cfSRQ)


Also the last war we actually could claim to have won!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:25 AM (BiNEL)

235 Running out to Mass - back later.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:26 AM (Y4EXg)

236 'Mornin. 'Sup?

Posted by: Weasel at December 01, 2019 08:26 AM (MVjcR)

237 "Was JAMES Taylor free? "



Five bucks.

Same as in town.

Posted by: James Taylor at December 01, 2019 08:26 AM (cqNba)

238 214 " the Pope said that adults need to learn from children, Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (Tnijr)

This Pip is the opposite of a leader. His political and moral intellect are about at the level of a 19-year-old Vassar coed.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:26 AM (H8QX8)

239 217 Former Secretary of State John Kerry on Saturday announced the launch World War Zero, a star-studded coalition of former heads of state and Hollywood figures dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate change.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (85Gof)

Diverting coverage from the Democratic primary.
We thank him; Dems won't.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 08:27 AM (7juvc)

240 Come debate time with Trump the stage will feature one lectern and one bollard.

Posted by: torabora at December 01, 2019 08:27 AM (dBJR+)

241
So campaign season is basically the bountiful harvest without end for these people. The time between is when things are lean.



Which accounts for people like George Conway and The Prick Wilson and their endless bitching and moaning on Twitter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2019 08:27 AM (oVJmc)

242 Biden gets lost, admits he's a pedo and is losing his mind.

https://mobile.twitter.com/AlfonzoCortez4/status/ 1200402563956461568

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:27 AM (sdctx)

243 Unless we're talking NERF Narwhal Tusks.
Those I could see Joe handing out.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:25 AM (cqNba)


Sounds like a business opportunity that needs a big government grant and lots of subsidies to really succeed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:27 AM (BiNEL)

244 Maybe we will be seeing light-up Narwhal Tusks in the toy stores.

And action figures..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:28 AM (cqNba)

245 Seems winter has come already in a good part of the country, so I would say it's climate chaos.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:28 AM (ZCEU2)

246 NGU, Tonypete.. they come back. They always come back. We were empty nesters for a whole 6 months.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2019 08:24 AM (dUJdY)

Both engaged. Oldest and her fiancé bought a house. Only coming back it bad shit happens

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:28 AM (85Gof)

247 the Pope said that adults need to learn from children, Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (Tnijr)

Things like...where the little shti leave the remote?

Why the hell did he flush that?
Is this really my kid?
Did you poop your pants?

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:28 AM (vd8XM)

248 Former Secretary of State John Kerry on Saturday announced the launch
World War Zero, a star-studded coalition of former heads of state and
Hollywood figures dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate
change.

Golly gee makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Y'all can feel safe now. Gonna put all my guns in storage. Wonder if John boy got the Ayatollah on board ?

Posted by: Sock Monkey... carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero at December 01, 2019 08:28 AM (wmoAX)

249 Last son here let us know yesterday he has rented an
appt and is out very soon. The Mrs is a wreck - she was a mother to him
in every way except give birth to him. He needed her terribly.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 01, 2019 08:23 AM (Y4EXg)

---
My eldest moved out, moved back in, has moved out again and may move back in again.

If this were a son, I might have a talk with him, but daughters are different.

Meanwhile, the middle kid is going to graduate high school in the spring and so there's a possibility the two of them might get a place. I understand the desire to have one's own space.

Of course when I went to college my mother downsized without telling me, so I lost my bedroom and had to sleep on the couch during breaks. Upon graduation I was told to get the hell out, which I did.

We weren't as close after that.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:29 AM (cfSRQ)

250 Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:25 AM (sdctx)

Yes, my bad!
Thanks

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:29 AM (BiNEL)

251 "Did you poop your pants?"

It was in there when I put them on.

Posted by: Joe Biden, eating a bag of dingleberries at December 01, 2019 08:30 AM (cqNba)

252 Biden munches on wife's finger at Iowa campaign stop. Yes, it's real.

https://nypost.com/2019/11/30/joe-biden- munches-wife-jills-finger-at-iowa-campaign-stop/

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:30 AM (sdctx)

253 252
Biden munches on wife's finger at Iowa campaign stop. Yes, it's real.



https://nypost.com/2019/11/30/joe-biden- munches-wife-jills-finger-at-iowa-campaign-stop/

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:30 AM (sdctx)

=========

It had paste on it! I was just licking it off!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2019 08:31 AM (IttZ7)

254 This Pope has a somewhat distorted view of the roll of adults, and children.

Don't he?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:31 AM (cqNba)

255 I thought yesterday was December 1st.

Posted by: Weasel at December 01, 2019 08:32 AM (MVjcR)

256 252 Biden munches on wife's finger at Iowa campaign stop. Yes, it's real.


The leading democrat candidate for president is officially a f*cking retard.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:32 AM (H8QX8)

257 252 Biden munches on wife's finger at Iowa campaign stop. Yes, it's real.

https://nypost.com/2019/11/30/joe-biden- munches-wife-jills-finger-at-iowa-campaign-stop/
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:30 AM (sdctx)

Squirrelly dan didn't read the comments.
; )

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 08:32 AM (7juvc)

258 I'm going to miss BribeMe when he's gone, just like the song says. It's hard to find much humor in the rest of that crowd. Bloomberg came along at just the time we most needed him, I guess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 01, 2019 08:32 AM (NVYyb)

259 Pope and Change = Hope and Change.

Posted by: jsg at December 01, 2019 08:32 AM (E1Tpd)

260 "I thought yesterday was December 1st."


It happens.


Blame it on the turkey.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (cqNba)

261 254 This Pope has a somewhat distorted view of the roll of adults, and children.

Don't he?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:31 AM (cqNba)

Somewhat of a Poop.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (7juvc)

262 ahoy maties



Bill Kristol



Wealthy donors should be devoting big bucks to funding Weld and
Walsh to soften up Trump in the primaries (while also funding moderate
candidates in the Democratic field).

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 01, 2019 07:38 AM (JFO2v)


Yes, RINOs and cucks waste all of your money on Weld and Walsh

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (31u/e)

263 " Unless we're talking NERF Narwhal Tusks.
Those I could see Joe handing out.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:25 AM (cqNba)"



That would be those "pool noodles" or whatever they're called; the stuff like colorful pipe insulation ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (JwHjN)

264 "I thought yesterday was December 1st."


"And today is only yesterdays tomorrow."

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (vd8XM)

265 "Squirrelly dan didn't read the comments.
; )"

That's just not who we are.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (cqNba)

266 260 "I thought yesterday was December 1st."

It happens.

Blame it on the turkey.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (cqNba)
-----
It's like a whole free day!

Posted by: Weasel at December 01, 2019 08:34 AM (MVjcR)

267 Those of you who are Catholic, your Pope has joined the Leftist religion.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:34 AM (ZCEU2)

268 264 "I thought yesterday was December 1st."

"And today is only yesterdays tomorrow."
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (vd8XM)

Today is also tomorrow's yesterday.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 08:34 AM (7juvc)

269 Former Secretary of State John Kerry on Saturday announced the launch
World War Zero, a star-studded coalition of former heads of state and
Hollywood figures dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate
change.



Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (85Gof)




The events where they will all fly in on private jets and lecture us about driving our cars to work

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2019 08:34 AM (31u/e)

270 "That would be those "pool noodles" or whatever they're called; the stuff like colorful pipe insulation ?"

See....I'm a marketing genius.

Now they just need to put points on one end of them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:35 AM (cqNba)

271 "And today is only yesterdays tomorrow."
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (vd8XM)

Today is also tomorrow's yesterday.
Posted by: m

Whoosh! Mind. Blown!

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:35 AM (vd8XM)

272 That would be those "pool noodles" or whatever they're called; the stuff like colorful pipe insulation ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (JwHjN)


Accept only Narwhal Tusks with the authentic Corn Pop signature !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:35 AM (BiNEL)

273 The Pointer Sisters, now there was a delicious group.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2019 08:35 AM (E1Tpd)

274 "Today is also tomorrow's yesterday."

And oddly enough, J.J.birthday.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:36 AM (cqNba)

275 Now they just need to put points on one end of them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:35 AM (cqNba)

Shhh!
Not until we get the proposal and study group funding approved!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:36 AM (BiNEL)

276 "Shhh!
Not until we get the proposal and study group funding approved!"

Good point!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:36 AM (cqNba)

277 "Does welfare casue terrorism??
______________

There needs to be a time limit on any kind of public benefits for "immigrants." Foreigners should not be able to move into somebody else's country and live off them indefinitely. The government should give them a specific time period -- say three years -- in which to get themselves a job, or else they're sent back home. This bullshit idea of "sure, come live here and our taxpayers will pay for all your living expenses for the rest of your life" is insane and has to stop.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:37 AM (k4dH2)

278 Former Secretary of State John Kerry on Saturday announced the launch
World War Zero, a star-studded coalition of former heads of state and
Hollywood figures dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate
change.
********
did they get stoned while coming up with the name???Good Lord that is bad

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:37 AM (BqBId)

279 Britain introduces legislation to ban pointed pool noodles.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2019 08:37 AM (oVJmc)

280 "And today is only yesterdays tomorrow."
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (vd8XM)

Today is also tomorrow's yesterday.
Posted by: m

Whoosh! Mind. Blown!

Posted by: Bruce



Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:38 AM (BiNEL)

281 Not until we get the proposal and study group funding approved!"

Good point!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Hey! We said do not talk about the point until after the team building weekend in Aruba.

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:38 AM (vd8XM)

282 I reckon I'm officially old. I'm way too happy about the down filled camp booties I ordered. My feet are toasty!

Posted by: Weasel at December 01, 2019 08:38 AM (MVjcR)

283 There needs to be a time limit on any kind of public benefits for "immigrants." Foreigners should not be able to move into somebody else's country and live off them indefinitely. The government should give them a specific time period -- say three years -- in which to get themselves a job, or else they're sent back home. This bullshit idea of "sure, come live here and our taxpayers will pay for all your living expenses for the rest of your life" is insane and has to stop.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

3 years.
I was thinking 10 days

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:39 AM (vd8XM)

284
I just watched that Uncle Joe video, and I thought before you knock it, you ought to try it. So I tried Miley's finger. Not bad, but nothing to write home about.

So I tried her big toe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 01, 2019 08:39 AM (f1Vqw)

285 This bullshit idea of "sure, come live here and our taxpayers will pay for all your living expenses for the rest of your life" is insane and has to stop.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:37 AM (k4dH2)



I like the courtesy you have extended to our betters in making it sound like you think they are capable of sanity!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:40 AM (BiNEL)

286 271 "And today is only yesterdays tomorrow."
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:33 AM (vd8XM)

Today is also tomorrow's yesterday.
Posted by: m

Whoosh! Mind. Blown!
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:35 AM (vd8XM)

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.
And all our yesterdays

https://tinyurl.com/y7dzfp4l

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 08:40 AM (7juvc)

287 3 years.
I was thinking 10 days
Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:39 AM (vd8XM)

Never

Posted by: weirdflunky at December 01, 2019 08:40 AM (cknjq)

288
Bloomberg is definitely serious about spending his money on his Preezy run.

From Thanksgiving Day through today(?), you couldn't watch a football game without seeing 3-4 of his ads.

Can he buy the Democrat Nom?

Stay tuned.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 08:40 AM (kauXV)

289 Hey! We said do not talk about the point until after the team building weekend in Aruba.

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:38 AM (vd8XM)


Now this guy gets it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:40 AM (BiNEL)

290 " Britain introduces legislation to ban pointed pool noodles."

Don't forget fire extinguishers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:41 AM (cqNba)

291 I just watched that Uncle Joe video, and I thought
before you knock it, you ought to try it. So I tried Miley's finger. Not
bad, but nothing to write home about.



So I tried her big toe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 01, 2019 08:39 AM (f1Vqw)



Quentin Tarantino: Go on....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2019 08:41 AM (31u/e)

292 Squirrelly dan didn't read the comments.
; )
Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 08:32 AM (7juvc)

To be fair, I woke up with a migraine from hell, I'm already 5 beers deep, and took an emergency Percocet and Xanax combo. My goal is to be asleep very soon.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:41 AM (sdctx)

293
3 years.
I was thinking 10 days
__________

Yeah, truthfully I'd prefer 0 too, but I was thinking of real refugees (not the millions of fake "refugees" who claim the status because they've heard that's the easiest way to get "free" American money). Real refugees often don't speak English or have job skills, so they need a few years to get up to speed. Three years seems fair. If you can't make it in that time, you're probably not trying, so you need to get out.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:41 AM (k4dH2)

294 In before the bookies ruin the morning? Amazing.

Too bad I got nothin'.

Ah! Coffee's cooked. Now I at least got that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - accept no imitations at December 01, 2019 08:41 AM (aNSOb)

295 Sounds good, Weasel, I think I might need a pair of those, too !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:42 AM (JwHjN)

296 If I stick my finger out, the puppy will come nibble on it. I think Joe just trying to show us he is a dog person. I wouldn't worry until he starts pooping in the corner.

Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (Tnijr)

297 Oh, yeah...

Happy New Day.
Happy New Week (unless you're SDA)
Happy New Month

and for those who object to the Happy wishes,

Miserable everything if you prefer.

Posted by: mindful webworker - accept no imitations at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (aNSOb)

298 I wouldn't worry until he starts pooping in the corner.
Posted by: freaked

Don't look in the bus then

Posted by: Bruce at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (vd8XM)

299 The reading this am is that Drudge is bleeding visitors. Don't even have it in my favorites anymore. Probably most don't, anymore.

Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (a4NLV)

300 On the plus side, Navy kicked some serious ass last night in football.


Actually looking forward to the Ravens/49'ers game this afternoon.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (cqNba)

301 So I tried her big toe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 01, 2019 08:39 AM (f1Vqw)


Oh you two crazy kids...

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (dUJdY)

302 Three years seems fair. If you can't make it in that time, you're probably not trying, so you need to get out.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:41 AM (k4dH2)


Three years of illegally voting Democrat, seems fair enough!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (BiNEL)

303 Former Secretary of State John Kerry on Saturday announced the launch
World War Zero, a star-studded coalition of former heads of state and
Hollywood figures dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate
change.



Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:21 AM (85Gof)



That must be one of the greatest money making scams of all time.

All the Democrat Used-to-Was's and lots of the Republican ones sign-up for the goodies once they leave or are kicked out of office.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (kauXV)

304 " you couldn't watch a football game without ignoring 3-4 of his ads"

Fixed it for most of the country.

Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (Tnijr)

305 299 The reading this am is that Drudge is bleeding visitors. Don't even have it in my favorites anymore. Probably most don't, anymore.
_________________

Yeah, I removed him from my bookmarks long ago. Guy went psycho.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (k4dH2)

306 "296 If I stick my finger out, the puppy will come nibble on it. I think Joe just trying to show us he is a dog person. I wouldn't worry until he starts pooping in the corner.

Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (Tnijr) "




Only a matter of time ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (JwHjN)

307 Bloomberg is definitely serious about spending his money on his Preezy run.



From Thanksgiving Day through today(?), you couldn't watch a football game without seeing 3-4 of his ads.



Can he buy the Democrat Nom?



Stay tuned.



Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 08:40 AM (kauXV)


As God as my witness, I thought that turkey could fly. Based on the RINOs and Dems I know who kept talking about, "If only someone like Bloomberg would get into the race". But he looks to be a complete dud. So let him and Steyer waste their money

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2019 08:45 AM (31u/e)

308 "Three years seems fair. If you can't make it in that time, you're probably not trying, so you need to get out. "

What benefits does the Mexican government offer immigrants?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:45 AM (cqNba)

309
Drudge used to be my home page. Not anymore, since 2016.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 01, 2019 08:45 AM (NMAzL)

310 Negative Immigration. It's new and innovative!

Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2019 08:46 AM (RuIsu)

311 The reading this am is that Drudge is bleeding visitors. Don't even have it in my favorites anymore. Probably most don't, anymore.
Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (a4NLV)

So did I. Never visit that place anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 08:47 AM (85Gof)

312 But having said that, I still gotta comment the Brit's style and ingenuity in finding improvised weapons in an emergency.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,

Think he was Polish, they're used to getting by with nothing

Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2019 08:47 AM (B7KlG)

313 Negative Immigration. It's new and innovative!

Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2019 08:46 AM (RuIsu)



Old: Catch and release!

New: Catch and return!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:47 AM (BiNEL)

314 Sure I didn't see Drudge all of November

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:47 AM (ZCEU2)

315 "Drudge used to be my home page. Not anymore, since 2016."

True Morons only have one home page.

Raise your hand if AoSHQ is your home page..


*Raises first paw*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:47 AM (cqNba)

316 What benefits does the Mexican government offer immigrants?
__________________

Safe passage through the interior, but they have to exit into the U.S. by the end of two weeks, or all benefits cease and they feed them to the cartels.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:47 AM (k4dH2)

317 But having said that, I still gotta comment the Brit's style and ingenuity in finding improvised weapons in an emergency.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,


So maybe BREXIT still has a chance?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (BiNEL)

318 "310 Negative Immigration. It's new and innovative!

Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2019 08:46 AM (RuIsu) "



Our country needs more of this !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (JwHjN)

319 http://bit.ly/2LdcEtV
*******
Teacher of the Year Arrested for Alleged Oral Sex with Student

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (BqBId)

320
The British press has now started going after Andrew's finances. Just where does get all his money, and what does he do with it. He's been "plowing his own furrow" for years, using his official "roles" to do nothing but feather his own nest.

And the latest is that Andy has been in constant contact with Ghislaine since this whole thing started (Epstein's arrest).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (NMAzL)

321 The reading this am is that Drudge is bleeding visitors. Don't even have it in my favorites anymore. Probably most don't, anymore.

Posted by: Colin at December 01, 2019 08:43 AM (a4NLV)



Yeah, I never got his virulent #NeverTrump stance.

I used to think he was a pretty brilliant business man who understood his audience.

Bu-u-u-u-u-ut, I guess it was less that than being extremely lucky at the right time and place.

And when he was no longer lucky, his "business" instincts burned his business to the ground.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (kauXV)

322 Is Ruth Bader Meinhoff still alive?

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2019 08:49 AM (Z+IKu)

323 305 299 The reading this am is that Drudge is bleeding visitors. Don't even have it in my favorites anymore. Probably most don't, anymore.
_________________

Yeah, I removed him from my bookmarks long ago. Guy went psycho.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (k4dH2)
---

I mourn its passing. It was a beautiful gestalt of doomsday predictions and sex bots and pseudoscience with the occasional legitimate breaking news headline.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (Dc2NZ)

324 She had paste on her fingers. How could I resist?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (dBiBP)

325 Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (kauXV)
********
a few here said he sold it & doesn't run it any more

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (BqBId)

326 Kerry's Comrades in WWZero include the usual gang of lefty nitwits:

Bill Clinton
Jimmy Carter
 John Kasich
 Arnold Schwarzenegger
Leonardo DiCaprio
Ashton Kutcher
Sting

Also probably every other lefty nitwit Hollywood wannabe you can name.

Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (Tnijr)

327 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:47 AM (cqNba)

I have a home page, but it sets up four weather sites and AoS when I first open the browser, so I guess I'm just a dilettante commenter.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (BiNEL)

328 I don't have a home page, but use my 1 browser only for here and the miniature forum, my other browsers go directly to blog sites.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (ZCEU2)

329 Drudge has sucked for a while. I stopped going there.

Re: "WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL: Joe Biden Interrupts His Wife's Campaign Speech To Bite Her Finger". . . uh, maybe the woman he bit should intervene in this farce of a candidacy and convince him to quit? I'm starting to think no one in his family loves him more than the money they can make off of his connections.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (bDqIh)

330 Sadly, yes.

But more coffee sounds like a great idea !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:51 AM (JwHjN)

331 Drudge

Trends

Alternatives

https://bit.ly/2R7FLTe

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:51 AM (cqNba)

332 Yeah, I removed him from my bookmarks long ago. Guy went psycho.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (k4dH2)

---
The news item about that last week was interesting, but also showed the difference in scale.

The conservative competitors have a tiny fraction of Drudge's traffic. That can change (and accelerate as they get better known), but it's still a long haul to replace him.

On the other hand, eyeballs are pretty volatile. Alta Vista, AOL, Myspace, Yahoo - all were highly valued entities with strong presence and if they're around now, it's basically in the shadows.

This is why the current bunch are trying to cement their place. Google wants to be ATT, with formal monopoly status. Same with Facebook.

The problem is that they're deeply unpopular and the precedent has been established. It will be interesting to see if Trump's anti-trust people lob any rockets during campaign season.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:51 AM (cfSRQ)

333 http://bit.ly/2LdcEtV

*******

Teacher of the Year Arrested for Alleged Oral Sex with Student

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (BqBId)


Damn, I never had any teachers of the year when I were a lad. And if I did, I never would have said a thing about. Improper relationship? No...no. It's all very proper.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 01, 2019 08:52 AM (31u/e)

334 Saw Michael Gorbachev is still breathing and giving advice.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 08:52 AM (ZCEU2)

335 Teacher of the Year Arrested for Alleged Oral Sex with Student

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (BqBId)

---
Life imitates van Halen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:52 AM (cfSRQ)

336 Lizzy, spot-on !

IOW, typical demonrat psychopaths / sociopaths.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:53 AM (JwHjN)

337 >>I used to think he was a pretty brilliant business man who understood his audience.


He went into business with a Google ad agency months ago, and IIRC, they bought his dad's site as part of the deal. That's when the site changed.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2019 08:53 AM (bDqIh)

338 329 Drudge has sucked for a while. I stopped going there.

Re: "WELL, THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL: Joe Biden Interrupts His Wife's Campaign Speech To Bite Her Finger". . . uh, maybe the woman he bit should intervene in this farce of a candidacy and convince him to quit? I'm starting to think no one in his family loves him more than the money they can make off of his connections.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (bDqIh)

Absolutely agree.

Posted by: m at December 01, 2019 08:53 AM (7juvc)

339 Thise London Bridge Tusk swingers and Fire Extinguisher sprayers should be prosecuted. 4 on 1 is a very unfair fight... they could have hurt that severe koranic scholar before the cops came and shot him.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 01, 2019 08:54 AM (flINI)

340 "Life imitates van Halen."

Yup.

Pre Van Hagar, of course.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:54 AM (cqNba)

341 a few here said he sold it & doesn't run it any more

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (BqBId)


I've heard he cashed in a while back and from
Wiki:
"The current ownership, strategy and outlook for the Drudge Report is held close as private information. [57] Without attribution as to cause, viewership of the Drudge Report has been reported by Alexa Internet as dropping markedly since October 2019, from a ranking of #610 in global internet engagement to #772 and declining in November 2019."

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:54 AM (BiNEL)

342 Joe can't quit. He's gonna go all they way!

Posted by: freaked at December 01, 2019 08:55 AM (Tnijr)

343 . . . uh, maybe the woman he bit should intervene in this farce of a candidacy
and convince him to quit? I'm starting to think no one in his family
loves him more than the money they can make off of his connections.


Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (bDqIh)

---
She is his second wife.

He was a widower (and lies constantly about how his first wife died).

She wasn't an innocent young girl taken in by a brash ambitious pol who mutated into a weirdo.

She married the weirdo when he was fully formed. She knew what the deal was going into it.

Sort of like Hunter Biden's happy bride. Remember her?

Delaware Gothic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 01, 2019 08:55 AM (cfSRQ)

344 One article said "a crowd of about 200 supporters"
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 01, 2019 06:49 AM (Z/jzm)

--------------------------

So it was at a sporting goods store?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 01, 2019 08:55 AM (CAJOC)

345 319 http://bit.ly/2LdcEtV
*******
Teacher of the Year Arrested for Alleged Oral Sex with Student
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:48 AM (BqBId)

She's a big girl.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:56 AM (sdctx)

346 Sure I didn't see Drudge all of November

thelibertydaily.com fills the void nicely.

Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2019 08:56 AM (xSo9G)

347 341 a few here said he sold it & doesn't run it any more

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 08:50 AM (BqBId)

I've heard he cashed in a while back and from
Wiki:
"The current ownership, strategy and outlook for the Drudge Report is held close as private information. [57] Without attribution as to cause, viewership of the Drudge Report has been reported by Alexa Internet as dropping markedly since October 2019, from a ranking of #610 in global internet engagement to #772 and declining in November 2019."
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:54 AM (BiNEL)

Google owns Drudge. Drudge sided with his LGBTQP tribe.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:58 AM (sdctx)

348 >>Delaware Gothic.
Excellent point. They've made their deal to put up with the strange for the money and power it gives them access to. I seem to recall commenter Moki, who has State Dept. experience, mentioning that Dr. Jill and Joe were known as kind of swingers?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2019 08:59 AM (bDqIh)

349 Joe Biden, oddly enough is Rehoboth Beach's most popular resident.

Folk there seem to love the guy.

Although I question his commitment to the theory of climate change.

I mean, the dude did buy a home right across the street from the surf line of the Atlantic Ocean.

If you support Climate Change, doesn't seem to be a good investment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:59 AM (cqNba)

350 Google owns Drudge. Drudge sided with his LGBTQP tribe.*

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:58 AM (sdctx)

* and a very fat payday no doubt!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 08:59 AM (BiNEL)

351 That must be one of the greatest money making scams of all time.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (kauXV)

It's the grandest con in human history.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:59 AM (H8QX8)

352 AHLloyd - good point.

She just kept on smiling and talking when it happened.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 01, 2019 08:59 AM (JwHjN)

353 He has yet to comment publicly on reports of his shift, but theories for the pivot include his friendship with anti-Trump conservative Ann Coulter or a possible loss of confidence in Mr. Trump's ability to execute a conservative agenda.
*********
When did the Cokehead Bill Maher Schtupper become Anti-Trump

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 01, 2019 09:00 AM (BqBId)

354

There's nothing wrong with being owned by Google!!!

Posted by: Sen. Mike Lee (R. - Google) at December 01, 2019 09:00 AM (NMAzL)

355 346 Sure I didn't see Drudge all of November

thelibertydaily.com fills the void nicely.
Posted by: t-bird at December 01, 2019 08:56 AM (xSo9G)

Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 09:00 AM (85Gof)

356 If you support Climate Change, doesn't seem to be a good investment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:59 AM (cqNba)


He and Barky know that another Dem will be elected soon enough to the stop the rise of the oceans!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 01, 2019 09:00 AM (BiNEL)

357 Who needs Drudge when you can get all the brain food you need right here at HQ with the Birfday boy Sefton

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 01, 2019 09:00 AM (flINI)

358 Drudge made his name on the Clinton Impeachment. He had a couple of other siren scoops that kept people coming back. Most of his important links were to British tabloids that often broke US news before the MFM.

Drudge was all in for Trump during the 2016 primary In fact I believe he helped Trump get elected. Obviously something changed and he went all in never Trump. He probably decided he would last longer placating the leftitst trend in this nation. The Left certainly runs the media whether it be on tv or the net.

This guy was never a movement conservative. He is a movement Drudge. If Chick Fil A can back stab conservatives, then why not a Drudge who has never actually claimed to be a conservative that I know of. It is a business decision. Hell, look at Hot Air.

The thing about Drudge is now that you realize he is full of it and has an agenda, his site has nothing to offer. A kid could pick out a few lefty memes and link to a few lefty sites.

Posted by: Quint at December 01, 2019 09:00 AM (n13/j)

359 Remember when we were told that 'Tolerance' was the goal?


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/350000/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 09:01 AM (cqNba)

360
Resistance is futile, you will will be assimilated.

Posted by: Google at December 01, 2019 09:01 AM (NMAzL)

361 >>
Who needs Drudge when you can get all the brain food you need right here at HQ with the Birfday boy Sefton


Word

Posted by: Lizzy at December 01, 2019 09:01 AM (bDqIh)

362 Book thread is up, folks!

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 01, 2019 09:01 AM (Dc2NZ)

363 "AHLloyd - good point.

She just kept on smiling and talking when it happened."

And Joe was humming the 'Baby Shark' song the whole time...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 09:02 AM (cqNba)

364 When did the Cokehead Bill Maher Schtupper become Anti-Trump


She got tired of winning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 01, 2019 09:02 AM (oVJmc)

365 242 Biden gets lost, admits he's a pedo and is losing his mind.

https://mobile.twitter.com/AlfonzoCortez4/status/ 1200402563956461568
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:27 AM (sdctx)


Um, ... that video's been altered, right?

Posted by: Emmie at December 01, 2019 09:02 AM (87gB3)

366 Who needs Drudge when you can get all the brain food you need right here at HQ with the Birfday boy Sefton
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 01, 2019 09:00 AM (flINI)

Exactly.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 01, 2019 09:02 AM (Z+IKu)

367 Supposed to get 2 feet of snow

the Honda foreman's ready

the plow's on the truck

and If I can figure out where to put the leash on the generator

I'll be good to go

Posted by: REDACTED at December 01, 2019 09:03 AM (rpxSz)

368 364 When did the Cokehead Bill Maher Schtupper become Anti-Trump


when she became a yenta

Posted by: REDACTED at December 01, 2019 09:05 AM (rpxSz)

369 365 242 Biden gets lost, admits he's a pedo and is losing his mind.

https://mobile.twitter.com/AlfonzoCortez4/status/ 1200402563956461568
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 08:27 AM (sdctx)

Um, ... that video's been altered, right?
Posted by: Emmie at December 01, 2019 09:02 AM (87gB3)

No

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 01, 2019 09:05 AM (sdctx)

370 this is too precious: Ken and Barbie's life under Socialism -- from the People's Cube

https://preview.tinyurl.com/tha8g42





Oleg Atabashian, you glorious Bastard!

Posted by: Kindltot at December 01, 2019 09:07 AM (1glZx)

371 That must be one of the greatest money making scams of all time.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 08:44 AM (kauXV)

It's the grandest con in human history.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 08:59 AM (H8QX



Ooooh, I like that bit of phraseology.

I shall run a tribute to it by appropriating it for my writing at some point.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 01, 2019 09:07 AM (kauXV)

372 3 years.

I was thinking 10 days

__________



Yeah, truthfully I'd prefer 0 too, but I was thinking of real
refugees (not the millions of fake "refugees" who claim the status
because they've heard that's the easiest way to get "free" American
money). Real refugees often don't speak English or have job skills, so
they need a few years to get up to speed. Three years seems fair. If
you can't make it in that time, you're probably not trying, so you need
to get out.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 01, 2019 08:41 AM (k4dH2)
When my grandparents immigrated here from Eastern Europe at the turn of the last century through Ellis Island, one had to have promise of employment. No government handouts, no assistance. They took whatever jobs they could find. AND, they had to have a sponsor, usually a family member who had already set down roots. Didn't like those rules? Don't come here.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 01, 2019 09:08 AM (9YBqo)

373 Test

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 09:10 AM (ZCEU2)

374 Cable just went haywire, lost tv box and internet for a few minutes

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 09:10 AM (ZCEU2)

375 NY Times article: Trump's Intervention in SEALs Case Tests Pentagon's Tolerance

Pravda much? Apparently the tanks will roll when they reach their limit of patience.

Posted by: Sock Monkey... carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero at December 01, 2019 09:11 AM (wmoAX)

376 Book Thread up!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 01, 2019 09:12 AM (IttZ7)

377 I suppose everybody already knows the book wagon has arrived?

NOOOD BOOOKS
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=384506

Posted by: mindful webworker - accept no imitations at December 01, 2019 09:12 AM (aNSOb)

378 "Cable just went haywire, lost tv box and internet for a few minutes"

You should be good now.

Sorry.

Posted by: Bob, From NSA at December 01, 2019 09:13 AM (cqNba)

379 Not sure it's comforting to know when the Democrats get back in the White House they won't be running the country either that the Deep State has everything under control.

Posted by: Skip at December 01, 2019 09:15 AM (ZCEU2)

380 "Not sure it's comforting to know when the Democrats get back in the White House they won't be running the country either"


How does that song go?

Oh yeh...



Always look on the bright side of life..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 01, 2019 09:17 AM (cqNba)

381 For-those-too-lazy-to-tiny.url test

With my browser (Opera), cut-and-pasting URLs that contain spaces require me to remove the space or get a %20 in the URL. But I think cut-and-pasting URLs that were split with a line-feed require no editing.

(note: my sample URL is not too long for pixy because it has hyphens, but that's not what I'm testing)

Long URL divided with a space:

https://nypost.com/2019/11/30/ joe-biden-munches-wife-jills-finger-at-iowa-campaign-stop/

Long URL divided with a line-feed:
https://nypost.com/2019/11/30/
joe-biden-munches-wife-jills-finger-at-iowa-campaign-stop/

Posted by: mindful webworker - accept no imitations at December 01, 2019 09:37 AM (aNSOb)

382
Home. Off to Camp LEJEUNE next week
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 01, 2019 07:14 AM (85Gof)


Pronounced "Lejern", according to folks at Annapolis, where the natatorium is named after him.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 09:38 AM (pNxlR)

383 For-those-too-lazy-to-tiny.url test results

It's official.

Don't divide long URLs with spaces. Use a linefeed. Cut&paste requires no editing.

At least with Opera browser.

Posted by: mindful webworker - accept no imitations at December 01, 2019 09:39 AM (aNSOb)

384
The brothers disagree on whether the popsicle stick is a religious symbol or some kind of key, but intrepidly decide to press on.....


The ultimate prize will be a bronze coin on which will be stamped the words, "Drink More Ovaltine".

Yup. A crummy commercial.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 09:41 AM (pNxlR)

385 "Everybody's so different, I haven't changed"
-- Joe Walsh

Posted by: klaftern at December 01, 2019 09:49 AM (RuIsu)

386 Malarky sounds like something a racist white patriarch would say. Wait..

Posted by: Ripley at December 01, 2019 09:57 AM (MxEKc)

387
217 Former Secretary of State John Kerry on Saturday announced the launch World War Zero, a star-studded coalition of former heads of state and Hollywood figures dedicated to advocating for solutions to climate change.


Did he announce their world tour locales and dates, too? 'Cause all serious climate change solutions' advocates just gotta tour the world in luxury yachts and private jets in order to meet at posh resorts. "We CARE, you stupid mofos!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 01, 2019 09:58 AM (pNxlR)

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