Friday Night's ONT Is Wasted

Good evening. I hope all of y'all had a pleasant Thanksgiving, and that none of you succumbed to temptation and experimented with.....marijuana.


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Marijuana is also known as “weed” or “pot”, and marijuana cigarettes are commonly refereed to as “joints”. Users refer to inhaling the smoke of burning marijuana as taking a “hit”, and the object is to get “high”. It is imperative to be aware of the terminology used by reefer addicts in order to avoid accidentally ingesting marijuana and killing your friends in a murderous rage.

Black Friday History Hit



H/T hcurmudgeon


Jonesing For Power




*Puff Puff* I've Got A Great Idea

Police: Couple staged store robbery, then bought rings


These People Have To Be High

‘Perineum sunning’ is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by


“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” says an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure.

Hey, I wonder if anyone has photoshopped creepy Biden into one of these pics?


Running Out Of Drug Jokes


Every U.S. State Perfectly Captured By One Photograph

Arkansas and North Dakota are pretty cool. Gotta give the nod to Arkansas: Beer, hotubs and hunting sound like a winning combination.


If It Lasts Longer Than 4 Hours, Call A Doctor

Chick-Fil-A Blows It

Chick-fil-A Has Been Bankrolling the SPLC

Chick-fil-A Plans to Donate to Pro-LGBT Youth Charity Founded by Alleged Molestor Priest


Covenant House is an extremely LGBT-friendly, supporting the annual New York City gay pride parade with a float and the hashtag #CovUnity. It also helps to fund the LGBT agenda on a national basis.

“Chick-Fil-A dumps the Salvation Army because it wants to expand into new markets and now shuns originations the LGBT activists falsely call “anti-LGBT”, and then turns 180 degrees to announce that it will now fund Covenant House, a radical LGBTQ activist organization that celebrates homosexuality, transgenderism, and the entire LGBTQ agenda,” Staver wrote.

Even worse, a report from Church Militant indicated that Covenant House took a young girl to an abortion clinic earlier this year to presumably murder her baby in the womb. Four pro-life protesters saw a Covenant House van pull up to the abortion facility in Detroit where they saw a young woman who looked to be sedated walk into the clinic.

Now, I don't think that CFA should be boycotted or anything like that, I'm not a leftist. Also, CFA is supremely good at what it does: making delicious chicken sandwiches. Still, part of the appeal of CFA was that they stood up to the mobocracy and held true to their beliefs. Many times I chose CFA over a competitor when considering where to eat lunch because I thought that kind of thing should be rewarded. I'm not saying that I'll never eat at CFA again, but that feeling is gone, and so it the bias that went with it.

Related: Thinking of Boycotting Chick-fil-A? Why Don't You Talk to Them First?

A good suggestion. I'm going to do exactly that.


MUST READ

I don't label many thing “must read”, but here I'm making an exception. Go read this.


How Labour turned London into a foreign city: Fewer than half the capital's population are white British, gangsters from Somalia terrorise the suburbs and even the tramps are immigrants, reveals astonishing new book


A vision of our future?


Libs Around The World

Western “Begpackers” Are Asking For Fundings From The Locals In Asia!


It's The End Of The World As We Know It, And I Feel Fine

Related:China Proves It: Obama Really Was A Sap


Two For The Good Guys

Hong Kongers Give Thanks to America

The “History started the day I was born” crowd is clueless, but I remember the 1980s...

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I also remember how Poles interviewed after almost universally cited the US expression of support as a pivotal moment in their movement. Sadly, China isn't a weak as the old Soviet Union, but from small seeds...

In any event, if we ever decide to get serious, China needs us a whole fuck of a lot more than we need them. A country with a Reagan-like vision could bring them to their knees in a decade. Remember, they produce nothing that we can't live without or replace elsewhere (their control over resources in Africa, notably rare earths, is concerning, but not something that couldn't be targeted and flipped through diplomatic and economic methods) while they do not produce everything (notably oil) that they need. Ahh, but that would require a country acting ruthlessly in it's own self interest, not one full of (and run by) jaded delinquents madly chasing their next Soma tablet.


MLB Star Teaches Sons About Guns In Case Sanders And Socialism Win. Celebs Rip Him. He Hammers Them.


Clever Engineering



Tonight's ONT brought to you by unexpected news:

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Comments

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1 Not first!

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:37 PM (UUBmN)

2 I am first!

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:38 PM (UUBmN)

3 And only...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:38 PM (UUBmN)

4 Early, I guess.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:38 PM (UUBmN)

5 early!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2019 09:39 PM (NbXNA)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 09:40 PM (arJlL)

7 Holy crap! Thanksgiving 1972. My brothers invite me to go to the older one's apartment to play "Feds and Heads." Smoked pot for the first time. Fucking brothers.

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:40 PM (Jgzxr)

8 Arbeit macht frei, Frau (mit keine kinder) Merkel.

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:42 PM (Jgzxr)

9 "Chick-fil-A Has Been Bankrolling the SPLC"

$2,500.00 is not "Bankrolling"

Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2019 09:43 PM (r6GXX)

10 'You're pregnant? Well I guess we'll have to get married then.'

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2019 09:43 PM (UUkQp)

11 Du-hu-huuuuuude! Bodacious ONT!!

Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 09:44 PM (dBBa6)

12 Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers!

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 09:45 PM (DMUuz)

13 MLB Star Teaches Sons About Guns In Case Sanders And Socialism Win. Celebs Rip Him. He Hammers Them.

I saw Aubrey Huff's comments on Twitter and wanted to stand and cheer. He didn't apologize and gave it right back to his idiot critics. We need more like him.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 29, 2019 09:45 PM (Do5/p)

14 Don't roll doubles selling in the high school parking lot.

Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2019 09:46 PM (l3+k2)

15
GravityLight is an LED light powered by a bag filled with rocks, attached to a cord, which slowly descends and powers the light for up to 20 minutes. Intended as a replacement for kerosene lamps in the developing world it has no operating costs

The Weather Rock is a rock, hung on a chain from a tripod. Intended as a replacement for intricate weather forecasting in the developing world, it has no operating costs.

- If the rock is wet, it's raining.
- If the rock is swinging, the wind is blowing.
- If the rock casts a shadow, the sun is shining.
- If the rock does not cast a shadow and is not wet, the sky is cloudy.
- If the rock is difficult to see, it is foggy.
- If the rock is white, it is snowing.
- If the rock is coated with ice, there is a frost.
- If the ice is thick, it's a heavy frost.
- If the rock is bouncing, there is an earthquake.
- If the rock is under water, there is a flood.
- If the rock is warm, it is sunny.
- If the rock is missing, there was a tornado.
- If the rock is wet and swinging violently, there is a hurricane.
- If the rock can be felt but not seen, it is night time.
- If the rock has white splats on it, watch out for birds.
- If there are two rocks, stop drinking, you are drunk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:46 PM (7rVsF)

16 In the early days of "The Amazing Race" one penalty of being stripped of cash, forcing the contestants to go begging. China, among others said "Knock it off! You cannot do that."

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:47 PM (Jgzxr)

17 three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure

I simply must have their newsletter.

Posted by: Shemp! at November 29, 2019 09:47 PM (EgshT)

18 Anti weed ads are so funny.....except they are kind of accurate: schizopot.com

Posted by: Mike Yerian at November 29, 2019 09:48 PM (MOTel)

19 20

Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2019 09:48 PM (D59ia)

20 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 09:50 PM (Zz0t1)

21 One brother was Groover McToober. Still is. They even overwrote Groover McToober with "Matthew's"

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:50 PM (Jgzxr)

22 "Police: Couple staged store robbery, then bought rings"


OK, the police found a handwritten list of things required for the robbery IN THE CAR, along with some of the money.
Fer cryin' out loud, people! At least leave the list at home! Make 'em work for it! *smdh*

Posted by: GWB at November 29, 2019 09:51 PM (VM0fq)

23 If you still want to be Top Ten tonight, watch the ONT WTF video.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 09:51 PM (dBBa6)

24
China, among others said "Knock it off! You cannot do that."

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:47 PM (Jgzxr)


All foreign cultures are known for their open-handed generosity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:52 PM (7rVsF)

25
oh man that Bloomie video. He is just so *yawn* interesting and has *yawn* the answers to everything. If we just *yawn* listen to him *yawn* we'll all sleep....I mean live to 150

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 09:52 PM (rCBJb)

26 Marihuana Madness was a very popular movie when I was in University

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 29, 2019 09:52 PM (5xVi+)

27 Evening Horde.

You know, the ONT always delivers but WeirdDave, I must say, this one stands at the pinnacle of weirdness.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 09:52 PM (Y4EXg)

28 My sister-in-law was pissed when I said in front of her mom that her younger and largely worthless cousin was going out to the street and smoking pot in front of the house.

As she tried to get me to HUSH!!!!!! I told her that was his problem and not mine, then followed it up with "I'm to old to go diving into a locker."

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 09:52 PM (Zz0t1)

29 H8 chickens have no home here!

Posted by: CFA at November 29, 2019 09:52 PM (EgshT)

30 I hope PDT invites Eastwood to the WH to screen his movie about Richard Jewel. If anybody knows something about fake news, it is POTUS

Posted by: Jmel at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (OeWgo)

31 The State One Photo link: Ohio wins with Florida a close second.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (aS1PU)

32 those BegPackers are ridiculous

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (G546f)

33 oh man that Bloomie video. He is just so *yawn* interesting and has *yawn* the answers to everything. If we just *yawn* listen to him *yawn* we'll all sleep....I mean live to 150
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 09:52 PM (rCBJb)


That and he's got to be the DUMBEST billionaire on Earth.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (Zz0t1)

34 i think we can agree that early is better than late, at least for some things.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (NbXNA)

35 Anybody wanna get high?

Posted by: Towelie at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (EZebt)

36 What is this freedom of which Frau Merkel speaks?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (5xVi+)

37 Hola Midnight Fappers.

I just read in Douglas Murray's "The Strange Death of Europe" that only 44.9 percent of London residents now identify themselves as "white British".

He said that the Norman invasion led to no more than 5 percent of the population of England being Norman. This deliberate push for a more diverse populace is wreaking all sorts of change on the character of the nation. The racial or ethnic origin was foremost in mind but nobody was paying attention to the creed/religion of the new immigrants.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

38
Current Bloomberg: "I am running for President based on my record as Mayor of New York, which I disavow because I'm now a Democrat."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (7rVsF)

39

I'm surprised that the Limey cop shot Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed. It will probably be considered a hate crime and the cop will lose his job

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (rCBJb)

40 I've lost count of how many people I killed after having a "toke" from a "joint" in college. On the other hand, I do know that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 09:55 PM (XVuno)

41 It's funny because they found out quickly to find Americans or Australians or Europeans to hit up for quick cash.

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:55 PM (Jgzxr)

42 those BegPackers are ridiculous
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (G546f)

===

All the "street kids" on Haight St live in mansions down in Hillsborough.

Posted by: Towelie at November 29, 2019 09:55 PM (EZebt)

43 Funny that the hot-rod shopping cart in the earlier thread is from Jewel. I was just there yesterday!

Posted by: Chris M at November 29, 2019 09:56 PM (6XZdO)

44 /wasted linen off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2019 09:56 PM (EZebt)

45 I went by the local chik-feel-gay today. Sadly empty.

Posted by: I'll need a new job soon. at November 29, 2019 09:57 PM (vqIkG)

46 ¿Hola, amigas, amigos, y amigxs!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 29, 2019 09:57 PM (7WaWV)

47 8 Arbeit macht frei, Frau (mit keine kinder) Merkel.
Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:42 PM (Jgzxr)

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Krauts.

They can't be reformed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 09:57 PM (XVuno)

48 ¡!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 29, 2019 09:57 PM (7WaWV)

49 Posted by: Towelie at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (EZebt)

Jon?

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:00 PM (O/X1S)

50 Ok, the pizzelle maker has arrived by 9pm as promised by Amazon. I will be making some in the morning for the breakfast cannolis.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:00 PM (UUBmN)

51

Failed NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick trashed the United States on "Unthanksgiving Day," accusing the United States of having "stolen" billions of acres of land from "Indigenous people."

In a tweet that featured a video, Kaepernick wrote, "Spent the morning at the Indigenous People's Sunrise Ceremony on the 50 year anniversary of the Occupation of Alcatraz. The US government has stolen over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people. Thank you to my Indigenous family, I'm with you today and always."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 10:01 PM (aKsyK)

52 Thunder snow is here! FML...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2019 10:01 PM (LpdKl)

53 Colin Kaepernick trashed the United States

Get the Fuck Out!

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:02 PM (O/X1S)

54 in defense of the Marijuana Madness trope, there is a known association between marijuana and schizophrenia, and it's possible that early use could be a trigger for its onset.

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:02 PM (G546f)

55 Where's my indigenous clipboard?

Posted by: Colon Krapperdick at November 29, 2019 10:03 PM (EgshT)

56
The US government has stolen over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people.

*checks records*

Should have been 1.6 billion! Who screwed up and left them some?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:03 PM (7rVsF)

57 Famke Janssen in Goldeneye is gorgeous and ridiculous at the same time

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:04 PM (G546f)

58 Colin Kaepernick trashed the United States

F that guy in particular.

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2019 10:04 PM (gP/Z3)

59 Thundersnow!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzclOi3lGE4

Yes! Yes! Again!

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 29, 2019 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

60 "In a tweet that featured a video, Kaepernick wrote, "Spent the morning
at the Indigenous People's Sunrise Ceremony on the 50 year anniversary
of the Occupation of Alcatraz. The US government has stolen over 1.5
billion acres of land from Indigenous people. Thank you to my Indigenous
family, I'm with you today and always."
Finally! Time to commence the bombings and retake the casinos!

Posted by: 25 star general Zap Brannigan at November 29, 2019 10:05 PM (vqIkG)

61 I have to say that Turkey Ala King is in the top five of Thanksgiving foodstuffs.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2019 10:05 PM (pMesZ)

62 If your favorite murderous hophead is already decked out in prison fatigues, there's your sign!

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2019 10:06 PM (wo3c/)

63 The Teamster strike against Sysco is no longer active in Denver - tinyurl.com/stn47ut

So, hopefully, we can get our turkey burgers at Smashburger again next week.

Personally I was supporting the strikers in this case, with some caveats. I used to work at Sysco and I can attest how they despise their employees. And the Teamsters had a legitimate grievance, at least on the face of it; they weren't just demanding MOAR STUFF.

The main caveat I got is, how come Sysco even exists. It's a near monopoly. It got through Democrat administrations on account of it having SJW in its human-resource department - and I mean the worst SJW I've ever seen, even in the 2000s. That's how fascism works: your company is a monopoly and you hire political-officers to beat down your employees.

Break up Sysco, Mister President!!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 29, 2019 10:06 PM (ykYG2)

64 Dear Hong Kong.

You have my permission to beat the living fuck out of any begpacker you come across.

They are liberal douchebags that think they are better than you and you should pay their way in life.

Thanks.

America

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 10:06 PM (Zz0t1)

65
Thunder snow is here! FML...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2019 10:01 PM (LpdKl)

Was that the Bond movie that Tom Jones sang the theme song for?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:08 PM (rCBJb)

66 I emailed CFA.

They sent me a stock email encouraging me to read more at a website. I went to said website where it informed me that CFA perhaps still could donate to Christian-based charities in the future if they thought they might want to.

So I wrote back and asked, "if you still could contribute to Christian charities, are you going to and why did you end your donations to the current charities?"

They sent me back a stock email, informing me to go to read more at a website......


So yeah, no.

They basically are just double talking and advising their customers to go read a website in the hopes you are too f*cking stupid to understand their shift in policy or too F*cking lazy to check.

I'm not gonna boycott CFA, because every other corporate c*ck-suckhole are also sodomite, nut-gurgler failure theatre shops as well.

Instead every couple of weeks or so, when I have the yearning for a little hate-chicken, I'll skip my visit and stick an extra ten spot in the offering plate on Sunday instead.

F*ck em and feed 'em fish heads. Choke on your NYC and Londonistan profits, CFA.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 29, 2019 10:08 PM (8BaLj)

67
I used to work at Sysco and I can attest how they despise their employees.

All companies despise their employees. It is the considered opinion of the MBAs that by accepting a paycheck, you're stealing from shareholders. You're a cost, to be gotten rid of as soon as possible.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:09 PM (7rVsF)

68 I haven't done ANY black friday shopping!
... I must be dead

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:09 PM (G546f)

69 Evening all

Posted by: wing at November 29, 2019 10:09 PM (JFzNN)

70 Failed NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick trashed the
United States on "Unthanksgiving Day," accusing the United States of
having "stolen" billions of acres of land from "Indigenous people."



In a tweet that featured a video, Kaepernick wrote, "Spent the
morning at the Indigenous People's Sunrise Ceremony on the 50 year
anniversary of the Occupation of Alcatraz. The US government has stolen
over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people. Thank you to my
Indigenous family, I'm with you today and always."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 10:01 PM (aKsyK)


My indigenous family? He's going the Squaw Liz route?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:10 PM (rCBJb)

71 $2,500.00 is not "Bankrolling"
Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2019 09:43 PM (r6GXX)

But it is $2500 too much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 10:10 PM (/sgva)

72
My Black Friday shopping consisted of ordering one 8-pound tub of K9-Power ShowStopper coat powder.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:10 PM (7rVsF)

73 re Kaepernick all I got is, Don't Feed The Troll.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)

74 Howdy Horde!

Mrs Ibguy and I are in New England spending Thanksgiving Week with The Girls.

Family rocks.

Have a GREAT weekend!

Posted by: ibguy at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (/vf3T)

75 So has Colon Kraphead returned his real estate to the Indigenous People from whom it was stolen?

Didn't think so.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (XVuno)

76 F*ck em and feed 'em fish heads. Choke on your NYC and Londonistan profits, CFA.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

They appointed an Obamaite SJW as the head of their charitable organization. Little wonder that Christian organizations are out and the usual left-wing slush funds are in.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (SfYbS)

77 Thundersnow!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzclOi3lGE4

Yes! Yes! Again!
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 29, 2019 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)


Is that the voice of Frank Oz?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (t+qrx)

78 Judi Dench is a complete beyotch as M in Goldeneye, isn't she?

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (G546f)

79 My indigenous family? He's going the Squaw Liz route?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:10 PM (rCBJb)
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Isn't he Somali-ish? Perhaps he should return to his ancestral lands.

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

80 C'mon Kaperdick. Get on your knees and worship Pachamama like the rest of the pagans.

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 10:12 PM (Jgzxr)

81
What's Kaepernick complaining about? We gave the Indigenous People all those snazzy blankets.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:12 PM (7rVsF)

82 Was that the Bond movie that Tom Jones sang the theme song for?

No, its the siren song of the snow shovel....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2019 10:12 PM (LpdKl)

83 The best thing about Colin Kaepernick is his aspirational aspect. He serves as the greatest imaginable role model for anyone who aspires to greatness, even if he sets the standard unreasonably high.

I think its wonderful that Kaepernick --

-- I've probably lost you troglodytes. What I'm saying, of course, is from the perspective of a troll.

Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:13 PM (dBBa6)

84 Watch till the end. Angela Merkel says: we have to take away your freedom of speech, or else society won't be free.

The translation is awful, as is the guy's takeaway from reading the translation.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 10:13 PM (aKxkI)

85 Failed NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick trashed the United States on "Unthanksgiving Day," accusing the United States of having "stolen" billions of acres of land from "Indigenous people."

No, dickhead.

They traded and paid for the lands. The indians tried to get it back and we fought them for it.

To the winner goes the spoils.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 10:13 PM (Zz0t1)

86 81
What's Kaepernick complaining about? We gave the Indigenous People all those snazzy blankets.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:12 PM (7rVsF)


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Plus all that prime Oklahoma real estate.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:13 PM (XVuno)

87
The fat girl's preggers?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2019 10:13 PM (eXA4G)

88 My Black Friday shopping consisted of ordering one 8-pound tub of K9-Power ShowStopper coat powder.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:10 PM (7rVsF)

ooh! I actually know what that is

I'm thinking of buying doggeh some booties for snowy days

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:13 PM (G546f)

89 I've probably posted stuff like this before... basic daily sort of email I get:

Donald Trump is terrified that Joe Biden will become the Democratic nominee. He's too much of a coward to face the Democrat who has the best chance of beating him.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of poughkipsee at November 29, 2019 10:14 PM (YG34V)

90 Drivers license for bigfoot is fake. Last two digits of license # plus birth year must add up to 100.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:14 PM (LOq4H)

91 A statistical association is not the same thing as causation. There's almost no point in discussing the data unless you are going to do so on a study-by-study basis. I'm not saying that to be a disagreeable shit; but most epidemiological evidence is complicated to say the least.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 29, 2019 10:14 PM (H5knJ)

92
"The US government has stolen over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people."






That's what they get for being on our land before we got here.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2019 10:15 PM (eXA4G)

93 Break up Sysco, Mister President!!

Wow, I had no idea. Dad worked for Nobel out of Denver. (I still have Mrs. Nobel's Irish Creme recipe. Just can't find ingredients anymore.) He was pissed when they sold out to Sysco. He retired early in 99. Top Salesman.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:16 PM (O/X1S)

94 92
"The US government has stolen over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people."

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We made up for it by introducing them to alcohol.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:16 PM (XVuno)

95 Hadrian did you see my response in the last thread? Yes, I got the item. Thank you!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:16 PM (UUBmN)

96 I've probably posted stuff like this before... basic daily sort of email I get:

Donald Trump is terrified that Joe Biden will become the Democratic nominee. He's too much of a coward to face the Democrat who has the best chance of beating him.
Posted by: mallfly the peach of poughkipsee

I'm the candidate with the best chance of beating himself.

Posted by: Carlos Danger 2020 at November 29, 2019 10:16 PM (SfYbS)

97
A statistical association is not the same thing as causation.

*sadly tears up 98% of sociology research papers*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:16 PM (7rVsF)

98 Thank you to my Indigenous 
family, I'm with you today and always


I guess the white folks who adopted him and raised him do not deserve the credit? Got it.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 10:16 PM (JGYMS)

99
Hadrian did you see my response in the last thread? Yes, I got the item. Thank you!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:16 PM (UUBmN)


Great! Now all you have to do is endure my abysmal taste in music.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:17 PM (7rVsF)

100 91 A statistical association is not the same thing as causation.

==

very true

otoh, either way , one's chances of encountering the crazy increases with being around the recreationally high

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:17 PM (G546f)

101 In the central part of Turtle Island here, the Comanche Empire ran the other indigenous peoples off their land or else subjugated them. Including Taos over in NM. (The nascent Republic of Texas got fought to a standstill.)

When the US fought the Comanche Empire, and won (like no-one else had) they didn't give the land "back", because there was no nation there except the Comanche Empire.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 29, 2019 10:18 PM (ykYG2)

102 $2,500.00 is not "Bankrolling"
Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2019 09:43 PM (r6GXX)

But it is $2500 too much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 10:10 PM


Its still a misleading headline. That year they gave over $9 million to charities. There were a lot that were $2500 and below. I don't like their recent shift against the Salvation Army, but a $2500 donation is not "bankrolling".

Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2019 10:18 PM (r6GXX)

103
I guess the white folks who adopted him and raised him do not deserve the credit?

For what? Raising a cretin?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:19 PM (7rVsF)

104 Drivers license for bigfoot is fake. Last two digits of license # plus birth year must add up to 100.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:14 PM (LOq4H)


Mine doesn't. Does that mean it's fake?

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 10:19 PM (Zz0t1)

105 "The US government has stolen over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people."

Here's a wheelbarrow full of beads...

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 10:19 PM (Ry8mf)

106 don't need no edumacation about weed, man. know what i mean?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:20 PM (KP5rU)

107 I'm thinking of buying doggeh some booties for snowy days


Video tape your dog's intro to wearing those booties and share!

Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 10:20 PM (JGYMS)

108 Comanches were the Mongols of the New World, except that the Mongols were more polite than the Comanches.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:20 PM (XVuno)

109 Water Cow is here!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 29, 2019 10:20 PM (AOQ4d)

110 if only the Indigenous People had built a Wall...

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:21 PM (G546f)

111 Mine doesn't. Does that mean it's fake?

Posted by: Sponge


Perhaps it's just a rule in WA. Or I'm drunk again.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H)

112 And that "gravity light"? Clever, but it's not going to be too bright. Figure out the watts generated by a 12 kilo weight slowly falling over ten minutes, and assume that half that power gets transformed into light.

It's just a riff on the hand-cranked LED flashlight, of which I have one, and it takes a fair bit of cranking to get it lit. It takes a lot of work to make light.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 10:21 PM (/sgva)

113
"The US government has stolen over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people."

Here, here's Camden, NJ, East St. Louis, IL, Gary, IN and Scranton, PA to start.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:21 PM (7rVsF)

114 London doesn't have magic dirt either?
Really, no crap?

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 29, 2019 10:22 PM (Fxgkp)

115 In my neck of the woods, the Iroquois went to war against and Erie and others, notably the Neutral Indians, and eventually completely wiped them out.

GFY 2nd rate QB.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 10:23 PM (Y4EXg)

116 I haven't done Black Friday Shopping for about 25-30 years. Can't say that I miss the mobs and hassles.

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2019 10:23 PM (gP/Z3)

117 You want indigenous? The Soloutreans were indigenous. They were European and got here long before the Asian Indians.

So there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:24 PM (XVuno)

118 The fat girl's preggers?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur
________

That's what they're finding out with the test. (Feel sorry for the guy, though. The test will most like be positive, and then she'll go into labor seven months too soon. The baby will be premature by about 30 weeks and that'll rack up some medical bills, which he'll dutifully pay. Concerned, he'll want to see the baby but won't because, as she will caution. the baby was so premature that it's in a special NICU that doesn't let the fathers in. He'll understand, but it will surely take an emotional and financial toll.)

Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 10:24 PM (dBBa6)

119 "The US government has stolen over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people."


And stolen trillions from it's citizens to provide for some "other" citizens.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:24 PM (LOq4H)

120
I have to say that Turkey Ala King is in the top five of Thanksgiving foodstuffs.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2019 10:05 PM (pMesZ)








*remembers MRE Turkey A La Thing from the late 80s, pins photo of Vashta on dart board*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2019 10:25 PM (eXA4G)

121 indigenous? sound like fucking extraterrestrials to me, man. never trust that bullshit. trump's fault anyway. fucker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:25 PM (KP5rU)

122 what likely happened with that $2500 - which I remember some other moron pointing out, not me - is that some assholes in CfA's ranks donated to the Southern Poverty Palace and suckered CfA to match the donation. I think that for low donation amounts, the average company doesn't look too hard at what's getting the moolah.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 29, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2)

123
And stolen trillions from it's citizens to provide for some "other" citizens.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:24 PM (LOq4H)


Poverty rate, 1964: 15%
Poverty rate, 2019: 15%

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:25 PM (7rVsF)

124 If Mr Kaepernick is a property owner, then he's part of the problem. He should donate his house and all of his ill gotten possessions and his land to the nearest tribe of indigenous peoples.

Good for him!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 29, 2019 10:26 PM (PkVlr)

125 The Soloutreans were indigenous. They were European and got here long before the Asian Indians.

Bullshit. Not true, and a lie. You're better than this, Cicero.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 29, 2019 10:26 PM (ykYG2)

126 I feel somewhat bad about this, but I sure did approve of that London cop shooting the bastard. Very cathartic. Too bad the cop didn't get to him till he had murdered two innocent people.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 10:26 PM (JGYMS)

127 Comanches were the Mongols of the New World, except that the Mongols were more polite than the Comanches.

Fortunately for the US Army, there were only a few thousand Comanches.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2019 10:27 PM (JtHJd)

128 Its still a misleading headline. That year they gave over $9 million to charities. There were a lot that were $2500 and below. I don't like their recent shift against the Salvation Army, but a $2500 donation is not "bankrolling".
Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2019 10:18 PM (r6GXX)

Giving Dime One to that fraudulent scam hate group is proof that whoever manages their giving needs to be horsewhipped.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 10:27 PM (/sgva)

129 hitler was indigenous. austrian fuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:27 PM (KP5rU)

130 Chief Don Cornelius was the leader of the Soloultreans

Posted by: JoeF. at November 29, 2019 10:29 PM (o1fzk)

131 Tom Jones sang Thunderball.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2019 10:29 PM (LxTcq)

132 127;banditios are the salt of the earth.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:29 PM (KP5rU)

133
Indigenous People are lucky the British and French got here first. If it had been the Lithuanians, there wouldn't have been a man jack left alive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:29 PM (7rVsF)

134 The US government has stolen over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people.

Says the 49er who made his fortune driving his team into Redskin territory.

Did you steal those touchdowns, dickhead?

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 10:30 PM (aKxkI)

135 I've felt a little exasperated with Trump for not throwing Chinese students out of the country and cutting off trade with a snap of his fingers. But I guess it was a good idea to save those things for something big. If they roll tanks into Hong Kong you can yank those visas and cut that trade overnight and see how they like it. Not a shot fired.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 29, 2019 10:30 PM (oGNNA)

136 The Soloutreans were indigenous. They were European and got here long before the Asian Indians.

So there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:24 PM (XVuno)


The SoulTrains.....WTF are you talking about?

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 10:30 PM (Zz0t1)

137 "Banditios are the salt of the earth."

Especially the Frito ones...

Posted by: JoeF. at November 29, 2019 10:31 PM (o1fzk)

138 I sufficiently heated up my brcc mug with the AoS logo. Soon as water boils, I will have Swiss Mocha with brandy and whipped creme. Then it will be nite nite after a day of grazing leftovers.

Life is good sometimes.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:32 PM (O/X1S)

139 Chief Don Cornelius was the leader of the Soloultreans
Posted by: JoeF. at November 29, 2019 10:29 PM (o1fzk)


Good to see I'm on the same wavelengths with some here occasionally.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 10:32 PM (Zz0t1)

140 125 The Soloutreans were indigenous. They were European and got here long before the Asian Indians. 

Bullshit. Not true, and a lie. You're better than this, Cicero

*********

But the Yana people, of whom we know little I admit, were of European type ethnicity (ANE) and they blended with east Asians as they migrated onto the Americas. The people who first populated the new world had ethnic relationship with north eastern Europeans, east Asians and Siberians. At least, that is the latest I've read. Story still developing though.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (JGYMS)

141 The SoulTrains.....WTF are you talking about?
Posted by: Sponge

First one that popped up on YooToob: Jungle Boogie

https://youtu.be/lODBVM802H8

My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (Y4EXg)

142 Water Cow is here!!!

Posted by: Ladyl
________

Hey, Ladyl!!

Confession time: As much as I admire, borderline-worship Colin Kaepernick, he kind of bums me out, makes me feel inadequate. Not the athletic stuff -- height, strength, athletic ability -- that's all superficial and no one cares about that -- but I'll never be able to measure up to Kaepernick as a troll.

I mean, yeah, he went to the Super Bowl and finished the season second-best -- but then he became AMERICA'S GREATEST TROLL and has held the title for more than three years running.

I'll never come close to that.

Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (dBBa6)

143 i never watched soul train. afros threw me off. plus,the damn dancing ang high heels and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (KP5rU)

144 Bigfoot lied about her age?

Posted by: Burger Chef at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (RuIsu)

145 Poverty rate, 1964: 15%
Poverty rate, 2019: 15%
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:25 PM (7rVsF)


So the War On Poverty is going like every other war we've fought since WWII.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (aS1PU)

146 "Banditios are the salt of the earth."

Especially the Frito ones...

Posted by: JoeF. at November 29, 2019 10:31 PM (o1fzk)


Banditas was a terrible movie.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 10:34 PM (Zz0t1)

147 In the state pictures...looks like they left out South Dakota and instead put the buffalo picture for South Carolina. *eyeroll* I want to think it was just a glitch and not sheer ignorance.

Posted by: skywch at November 29, 2019 10:34 PM (IWvy/)

148 Indigenous People are lucky the British and French got here first. If it had been the Lithuanians, there wouldn't have been a man jack left alive

*******

Or the Russians.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 10:35 PM (JGYMS)

149 I'll never come close to that.

Posted by: WaterCow



True, but in all likely hood, you know who your dad is...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:35 PM (LOq4H)

150 I mean, yeah, he went to the Super Bowl and finished the season second-best -- but then he became AMERICA'S GREATEST TROLL and has held the title for more than three years running.

I'll never come close to that.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (dBBa6)

That's very astute of you, Watercow. The world needs more stutes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 10:35 PM (/sgva)

151 If'n I 'member my history, most 'native Americans' were tribal and nomadic. they did not consider the land upon which they planted their tipis their land until they erected said tipis. Then they went elsewhere for resources and considered THAT their land, but only when the tipis went up.

Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 10:36 PM (go+84)

152 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 10:27 PM (/sgva)

Chicken chokers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

153 stutes.what can ya do?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

154 The Triangle Peoples were spread across the globe. Probably had pink nipples.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 29, 2019 10:36 PM (G+fYZ)

155 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yx3blgek

https://tinyurl.com/us9pxus

https://tinyurl.com/tboxdfq

https://tinyurl.com/yx58sob9

https://tinyurl.com/vkbu6tn

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:36 PM (qAR6u)

156 In the state pictures...looks like they left out South Dakota and instead put the buffalo picture for South Carolina. *eyeroll* I want to think it was just a glitch and not sheer ignorance.
Posted by: skywch

Considering the Engrish syntax, I'm guessing they couldn't tell South Dakota from South Carolina.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 10:37 PM (SfYbS)

157 stute?bullshit. stude,now we're talking.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

158
Judi Dench is a complete beyotch as M in Goldeneye, isn't she?

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (G546f)


She was a complete bitch in all of them. She was part of the middle finger to the fans that started with the awful Brosnan movies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:38 PM (kX0vZ)

159 Floridachick, the peopling of the Amedical predates the Yana. Remind me and I will link you some studies and podcasts.

Think Beringia and ice age. The Yana are later than that

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 10:38 PM (Z+l9n)

160 WaterCow is a libertarian and a fag. But I repeat myself.

Posted by: PlasmaGoat at November 29, 2019 10:38 PM (G+fYZ)

161 In the state pictures...looks like they left out South Dakota and instead put the buffalo picture for South Carolina. *eyeroll* I want to think it was just a glitch and not sheer ignorance.
Posted by: skywch at November 29, 2019 10:34 PM (IWvy/)
~~~~~

Yeah, I noticed that too. Also, they used the cast of Jersey Shore for NJ, but those guys are from Staten Island, NY. They and their ilk just invade the Shore every summer.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 29, 2019 10:39 PM (sGotD)

162 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yx44o8dx

https://tinyurl.com/vasxvjv

https://tinyurl.com/rdlfqlr

https://tinyurl.com/rlmo8zu

https://tinyurl.com/wycmb26

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:39 PM (qAR6u)

163 Indigenous People are lucky the British and French got here first. If it had been the Lithuanians, there wouldn't have been a man jack left alive

*******

Or the Russians.
Posted by: Floridachick

Or if the Ming had sent their treasure ships east.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 10:39 PM (SfYbS)

164 i cannot argue with the glowing goat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:40 PM (KP5rU)

165 I loved the TX DL's in the 60's

no pic and multilayered paper with numbers

no watermarks

a little glue and an exacto knife

presto from 15 to 21 yrs in 5 minutes

of course when I was 15, I looked 12

but I was tall, so it worked, most of the time

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 10:41 PM (rpxSz)

166 i cannot argue with the glowing goat.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:40 PM (KP5rU)


His comment wasn't baaaaaad.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 10:41 PM (aS1PU)

167
Or if the Ming had sent their treasure ships east.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 10:39 PM (SfYbS)


They were merciless

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:41 PM (kX0vZ)

168 So if the fake id's from China were intercepted in Kentucky, would you draw a dotted line to Cocaine Mitch's wife?

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 10:42 PM (a4qVe)

169 what likely happened with that $2500 - which I remember some other moron pointing out, not me - is that some assholes in CfA's ranks donated to the Southern Poverty Palace and suckered CfA to match the donation. I think that for low donation amounts, the average company doesn't look too hard at what's getting the moolah.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 29, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2)

That could be what happened. When I worked for large corporations if you donated to an IRS recognized tax deductible charity, you just filled out a form and they would match the donation.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 29, 2019 10:42 PM (Rz2Nc)

170 Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 10:41 PM (aS1PU)

Surely you are kidding?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2019 10:42 PM (aA3+G)

171
I mean, yeah, he went to the Super Bowl and finished the season second-best -- but then he became AMERICA'S GREATEST TROLL and has held the title for more than three years running.

I'll never come close to that.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (dBBa6)


Now, now, WaterCow.

You know what they say: comparisons are odious!.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 29, 2019 10:42 PM (AOQ4d)

172 Bullshit. Not true, and a lie. You're better than this, Cicero.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 29, 2019 10:26 PM (ykYG2)

---------

You're wrong, BTH.

I'm no better than this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:43 PM (XVuno)

173 loved the TX DL's in the 60's

no pic and multilayered paper with numbers

no watermarks

a little glue and an exacto knife

presto from 15 to 21 yrs in 5 minutes

of course when I was 15, I looked 12

but I was tall, so it worked, most of the time
Posted by: REDACTED
---
In the 60's you only had to be 18 to drink

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:43 PM (UUBmN)

174 They were merciless
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Had a strange Aura about them.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 10:43 PM (SfYbS)

175 WaterCow is a libertarian and a fag. But I repeat myself.

Posted by: PlasmaGoat
________

AM NOT!!!! I'm a progressive. Which is not the same as a socialist, which is not the same as a communist, not that either one --

--wait, "libertarian"?? How in the world did you conclude that?!?!?

Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:44 PM (dBBa6)

176
160 WaterCow is a libertarian and a fag. But I repeat myself.
Posted by: PlasmaGoat at November 29, 2019 10:38 PM (G+fYZ)


Please don't be mean to WaterCow.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 29, 2019 10:44 PM (AOQ4d)

177 Surely you are kidding?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2019 10:42 PM (aA3+G)


I kid you not, and don't call me Shirley.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 10:45 PM (aS1PU)

178 In the 60's you only had to be 18 to drink
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:43 PM (UUBmN)

I don't this is true, not in TX anyhow

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 10:45 PM (rpxSz)

179 Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:43 PM (UUBmN)

And in the 70s or so I've been told

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)

180 Greetings everyone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2019 10:45 PM (l9m7l)

181 The Indians migrated to the Americas during the last Ice Age when there was a land and ice bridge over the Bering Straight.

Humans have been on the planet for an estimated 1 million years. In all that time up until 10,000 years ago there were no human beings in the entire Western Hemisphere?

Or maybe the Asiatics who migrated to the Western Hemisphere killed off all the indigenous people and took their land.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:46 PM (qAR6u)

182
She was a complete bitch in all of them. She was part of the middle finger to the fans that started with the awful Brosnan movies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:38 PM (kX0vZ)

Brosnan was ok as Bond.
Craig is so awful though.

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:46 PM (G546f)

183 Welcome to the circus, beckoning!

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:47 PM (O/X1S)

184 You know what they say: comparisons are odious!.

Posted by: Ladyl
________

You're good at sayings, Ladyl. I'll never be as good at those as you are.

Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:47 PM (dBBa6)

185 Aliens were here first!

Posted by: Erik Von Daniken at November 29, 2019 10:48 PM (aS1PU)

186 They were merciless
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Had a strange Aura about them.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig

But lacked Flash

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:48 PM (G546f)

187 Or maybe the Asiatics who migrated to the Western Hemisphere killed off all the indigenous people and took their land.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:46 PM (qAR6u)

You don't say?

Posted by: zombie Kennewick Man at November 29, 2019 10:48 PM (/sgva)

188 Craig is so awful though.
Posted by: vmom

---

Yes. The actress that played the Queen though, she really captured her.

https://youtu.be/S0ZFBun4WMs?t=14

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (Y4EXg)

189 Humans have been on the planet for an estimated 1 million years.


---------

Well sure, if you consider Neanderthals human.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (XVuno)

190 Humans have been on the planet for an estimated 1 million years. In all that time up until 10,000 years ago there were no human beings in the entire Western Hemisphere?

Or maybe the Asiatics who migrated to the Western Hemisphere killed off all the indigenous people and took their land.
Posted by: kbdabear

If I remember my anthropology courses right, Polynesians had made it to the west coast of South America and set up colonies until the Asiatic Injuns came and exterminated them.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (SfYbS)

191
You're good at sayings, Ladyl. I'll never be as good at those as you are.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:47 PM (dBBa6)


No, WaterCow. Probably not. Sadly.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (AOQ4d)

192 Brosnan was ok as Bond.

Craig is so awful though.

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:46 PM (G546f)

Casino Royale was very good. It's been a steep make that death spiral down ever since with Craig.
Brosnan could have been a very good Bond but his movies were terrible.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (kX0vZ)

193 178 In the 60's you only had to be 18 to drink
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:43 PM (UUBmN)

TX lowered it to 18 in 1973

21 in the 60's

knew it had to be

used to buy beer for older kids that weren't 21

yes, I was a criminal even then

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (rpxSz)

194 In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures
toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the
sky and make sounds of pleasure.

___

Is it just me or is that kind of hot?

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (WdocV)

195 175 WaterCow is a libertarian and a fag. But I repeat myself.

Posted by: PlasmaGoat
________

AM NOT!!!! I'm a progressive. Which is not the same as a socialist, which is not the same as a communist, not that either one --

--wait, "libertarian"?? How in the world did you conclude that?!?!?
Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:44 PM (dBBa6)

-------------------------

Must be all the books..... he did say "librarian", right?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (CAJOC)

196 Craig is so awful though.

***

Craig looks, and acts, like one of Bond's KGB rivals.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (WdocV)

197 I don't this is true, not in TX anyhow

Posted by: REDACTED


Wa. was 21, Idaho 18 for beer, 21 for the hard stuff. The road between Pullman Wa. (WSU) and Moscow Id. (U of I) 10 miles was called the Highway of Death...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (LOq4H)

198 159 Floridachick, the peopling of the Amedical predates the Yana. Remind me and I will link you some studies and podcasts. 

Think Beringia and ice age. The Yana are later than that

*****

Very interesting. The people I was referring to and have read about them labeled as the Yana people ( I dont mean the steppe Yamnaya or the California Yana tribe) were actually discovered in Alaska. They were of Siberian origin: Three mummified babies dated to 11,500 years ago. I would love to see any research information on this.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (JGYMS)

199 There are trolls and there are trolls. Watercow, I am afraid you are the first sort.


Keep trying though, you can be anything you want. I suspect you want pancakes.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (Z+l9n)

200 In the 60's you only had to be 18 to drink

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:43 PM (UUBmN)

I don't this is true, not in TX anyhow

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 10:45 PM (rpxSz)

Drinking age was 18 in New York back then and in New Jersey it was 21. New Jersey lowered the drinking age to 18 because there were so many fatal accidents involving kids driving the NY to drink.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:51 PM (qAR6u)

201 Is it just me or is that kind of hot?
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (WdocV)


It's just you. Well, you and Pete Buttplug.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 10:51 PM (aS1PU)

202 In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures
toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the
sky and make sounds of pleasure.

___

Is it just me or is that kind of hot?
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (WdocV)

The Invisible Man made a gay porno? How did they know it wasn't an impostor?

Posted by: zombie Kennewick Man at November 29, 2019 10:51 PM (/sgva)

203 Many, many thanks to Ace and all the co-bloggers, as well as to all the commentators.

You've all made this the greatest place on the internet.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2019 10:52 PM (l9m7l)

204 drinking age changes over time and by geography. The one I didn't get was 'old enough to kill, old enough to drink'. I just didn't see the connection. consuming alky is a human condition, not one of maturity, but having those around you keeping you from killing.

Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 10:52 PM (go+84)

205 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:49

Ayla?

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:52 PM (O/X1S)

206 Craig looks, and acts, like one of Bond's KGB rivals.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (WdocV)

that reminds me - Craig did the voice for the villain in the Tintin movie

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:53 PM (G546f)

207 You know who's a fag? Or, at least, was??

That terrorist in London -- 'cuz he got SMOKED by an English guy!!!!

Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 10:53 PM (dBBa6)

208 Craig looks, and acts, like one of Bond's KGB rivals.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (WdocV)


^^^^This x 1,000,000. I've been saying that since he first appeared. I Don't like him as Bond.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 10:53 PM (aS1PU)

209 Craig is so awful though.

***

Craig looks, and acts, like one of Bond's KGB rivals.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (WdocV)


Craig is a wanker. I really hope the new Bond movie goes over as well as the Charlie's Angels pile of dung did

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:53 PM (kX0vZ)

210 I got so mad at Salvation Army must be 15-20 years ago when they had a push for "do the angel tree online, buy toys that have been requested" I did, and then at 'checkout' the company they used tacked on $$$ shipping. I still went to complete the transaction but my subconscious rebelled, I mis-typed my cc # and when I got the 'declined' page I just left. I still sometimes give SA some dough after a hurricane or tornado but I tend to give to SP first.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 29, 2019 10:54 PM (cDw3P)

211 Wa. was 21, Idaho 18 for beer, 21 for the hard stuff. The road between Pullman Wa. (WSU) and Moscow Id. (U of I) 10 miles was called the Highway of Death...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (LOq4H)

we were drinking in bars when we were 14

in Acuna

fairly wild place then

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 10:54 PM (rpxSz)

212 All of you, yes, even you, you're all the best.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2019 10:55 PM (l9m7l)

213 You know who's a fag? Or, at least, was??

That terrorist in London -- 'cuz he got SMOKED by an English guy!!!!

Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 10:53 PM (dBBa6)

True.

I can't believe people don't see it.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 29, 2019 10:55 PM (Rz2Nc)

214 If I remember my anthropology courses right, Polynesians had made it to the west coast of South America and set up colonies until the Asiatic Injuns came and exterminated them.


We know nothing, Jon Snow.

Asians came across the land bridge. Asians came across the ice edge. Polynesians came when they missed Hawaii and kept coming.

Europeans came in documented instance (two Icelandic sagas) but they also came otherwise.

It's only been about ten years now that everyone agrees we fucked Neanderthals and made babies and not just war.

I think all simple theories of the spread of humanity are overly simple.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 10:55 PM (gd9RK)

215 Best James Bond was always Sean Connery. I liked Roger Moore too.

After them, they should have just retired the franchise.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:56 PM (qAR6u)

216 181 The Indians migrated to the Americas during the last Ice Age when there was a land and ice bridge over the Bering Straight.

Humans have been on the planet for an estimated 1 million years. In all that time up until 10,000 years ago there were no human beings in the entire Western Hemisphere?

Or maybe the Asiatics who migrated to the Western Hemisphere killed off all the indigenous people and took their land.


Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:46 PM (qAR6u)



Aren't there the Pre-Clovis people? That seem more connected to early Europe rather than Asian origin?

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2019 10:56 PM (Z7lwY)

217 indigenous should be stricken from our lingo. fucking bullshit. sick of hearing it. if we continue with this shit, all politicians should be called penis looking people. or, the slang terma, dickheads.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:57 PM (KP5rU)

218 Humans have been on the planet for an estimated 1 million years. In all that time up until 10,000 years ago there were no human beings in the entire Western Hemisphere?

Says who?

A few thousand years ago, before the days of Peleg, there was a contingent that wandered over to the Western Hemisphere - there is eye-witness evidence of that.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 29, 2019 10:57 PM (1YQBD)

219 Some studies have claimed to find human remains as old as 100K years in Mexico, and some of the villages in the Central/Eastern US seem to be more then 10K years old which is hard to accept if you believe the generally accepted time frame for the Indians to have come over (they just didn't move that fast).


So...it is quite possible their were people in the America's before modern Indians....and that they were absorbed/exterminated by the later arrivals.


Of course we have *proof* of various Indian tribes conquering and exterminating each other with no involvement from Europeans, so the notion of the "noble savage" is just wrong.


But really this fetish that the modern western left has for "indigenous" peoples is just weird - people are people and all groups, given the chance, have historically done bad things to each other.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 10:57 PM (WdocV)

220 Drinking age was 18 in New York back then and in New Jersey it was 21. New Jersey lowered the drinking age to 18 because there were so many fatal accidents involving kids driving the NY to drink.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:51 PM (qAR6u)

As I stated originally, I was in TX, where it was 21

have no idea what the lady got her info

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (rpxSz)

221 Aren't there the Pre-Clovis people? That seem more connected to early Europe rather than Asian origin?
Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2019 10:56 PM (Z7lwY)

----------

Why yes, yes there were!

Posted by: The Soul Train People at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (XVuno)

222 215 Best James Bond was always Sean Connery. I liked Roger Moore too.

After them, they should have just retired the franchise.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:56 PM (qAR6u)

I dunno why ppl don't like Timothy Dalton as Bond - he was great.

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (G546f)

223 used to buy beer for older kids that weren't 21

yes, I was a criminal even then
Posted by: REDACTED at November 2


If I dressed right, I could go by beer and whisky for the woodsies when I was in high school and the clerk would carry it out for me. Yes, criminal. Damn fun tho.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (O/X1S)

224 sorry, where she got her info




Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 10:59 PM (rpxSz)

225
^^^^This x 1,000,000. I've been saying that since he first appeared. I Don't like him as Bond.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 10:53 PM (aS1PU)


Instead of Craig the role should have gone to Clive Owen.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:59 PM (kX0vZ)

226 Floridachick, I will get links when I am home and have something other than this tablet to work with. There are some mitochondria studies that discuss those mummies.

The question is how they got to South America so fast. That is the mystery.

Actually there are some questions about Polynesian contact, that have question about the timing of the adoption of yams in Pacific Islands ag, and a question if chickens had been introduced prior to Spanish contact in Chile or ecuador.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 10:59 PM (Z+l9n)

227 I dunno why ppl don't like Timothy Dalton as Bond - he was great.
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (G546f)

---------

No one named "Timothy" should ever play James Bond.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:00 PM (XVuno)

228 never needed an id. until now. fuck you dolla general!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 11:00 PM (KP5rU)

229 Kaeperdick, it sucks to suck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2019 11:00 PM (aA3+G)

230 It's only been about ten years now that everyone agrees we fucked Neanderthals and made babies and not just war.

***

And there may have been f*cking of the Denisovans in central Asia, and who knows perhaps even the hobbits in Indonesia.


Being a caveman could apparently have been very, very lonely.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:01 PM (WdocV)

231 Funnier yet since pot makes you four times more likely to develop schizophrenia as years go by.

Great, huh?
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at November 29, 2019 11:01 PM (xZjSg)

--------

I was just telling myselves that the other day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:02 PM (XVuno)

232 Why yes, yes there were!

Posted by: The Soul Train People
________

They were advanced enough to develop a writing system, but the order of the characters was apparently random, making translations nearly impossible.

Anthropologists refer to this as a Proto Scramble Board.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 11:02 PM (dBBa6)

233 You know who's a fag? Or, at least, was??

That terrorist in London -- 'cuz he got SMOKED by an English guy!!!!

Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 10:53 PM (dBBa6)

Hard sometimes to remember that at one point in history Great Britain had domain over 3/4 of the planet.

But outmigration, several wars, complacency, socialism, and George Michael degraded the UK to the sorry state it's in today.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:02 PM (qAR6u)

234 If I dressed right, I could go by beer and whisky for the woodsies when I was in high school and the clerk would carry it out for me. Yes, criminal. Damn fun tho.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (O/X1S)

I would have to find places that would buy the fake ID

most wouldn't, took one look at me and say, GTFO of here, punk

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:02 PM (rpxSz)

235 Dalton is a good actor. He had bad Bond movies to appear in. Whatever you think of Connery his Bond movies were bad. They're just bad. They don't hold up.

The Moore Bonds were a joke. Brosnan could have been a good Bond, he's perfect for it, but they were bad movies. We're focusing a laser through space diamonds to melt ice and thwart Rupert Murdoch or something.

Craig is the only Bond who legit looks like he could kick ass. He only got one movie, Casino Royale, and the rest sucked.

There has only been one good Bond movie and it was Craig's first.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM (gd9RK)

236 The question is how they got to South America so fast. That is the mystery.

Actually there are some questions about Polynesian contact, that have question about the timing of the adoption of yams in Pacific Islands ag, and a question if chickens had been introduced prior to Spanish contact in Chile or ecuador.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 10:59 PM (Z+l9n)

If they were a maritime people like the Haida, they could have gone down the coast in just a few years.

Posted by: zombie Kennewick Man at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM (/sgva)

237 Of course we have *proof* of various Indian tribes
conquering and exterminating each other with no involvement from
Europeans, so the notion of the "noble savage" is just wrong.


But
really this fetish that the modern western left has for "indigenous"
peoples is just weird - people are people and all groups, given the
chance, have historically done bad things to each other.






Posted by: 18-1



There was that 10,000 year old white guy they found in Kennewick Wa. Pissed the Gov off so bad they had the Corps of Engineers dump hundreds of thousands of yards of dirt to end all excavation. Then spent 30 years "proving" he was native American.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM (LOq4H)

238 If I dressed right, I could go by beer and whisky for the woodsies when I was in high school and the clerk would carry it out for me. Yes, criminal. Damn fun tho.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (O/X1S)

btw, wtf is a woodsie ?

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM (rpxSz)

239 Instead of Craig the role should have gone to Clive Owen.

***

I think Idris Elba could have pulled it off to. Apparently they considered him for the role because he was black - though straight and male were negatives...but the man can play "British cool".




Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM (WdocV)

240 Hey everybody.

One of my most favorite LOUD songs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkjQ-Td6AbI

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

241 Good evening.

How's my favorite group of degenerates doing tonight?

*Checks time*

Well, gotta be up early to get rolling.

Good night!

Posted by: Robert, Responsible Adult, Appreciator Of Legs, Thighs And Buttocks at November 29, 2019 11:04 PM (+/+4N)

242 What's great is what's great. Love, everyone.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2019 11:04 PM (l9m7l)

243
There was that 10,000 year old white guy they found in Kennewick Wa.
Pissed the Gov off so bad they had the Corps of Engineers dump hundreds
of thousands of yards of dirt to end all excavation. Then spent 30
years "proving" he was native American
***

I thought Kennewick was Japanese (well, Ainu). But yes, the government tried its damnedest to cover it up...


Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:05 PM (WdocV)

244 is Craig doing another Bond or are they doing a girl Bond instead?

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 11:05 PM (G546f)

245 Entertain me.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:05 PM (NWiLs)

246 There was that 10,000 year old white guy they found in Kennewick Wa. Pissed the Gov off so bad they had the Corps of Engineers dump hundreds of thousands of yards of dirt to end all excavation. Then spent 30 years "proving" he was native American.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM (LOq4H)

No, I pissed the Indians off. Cast doubt on their origin myth, I did.

Posted by: zombie Kennewick Man at November 29, 2019 11:06 PM (/sgva)

247 Pot certainly seems to sap a lot of the drive from people....almost like Soma.

Quick let's legalize it to stop the peasants from revolting!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:06 PM (WdocV)

248 is Craig doing another Bond or are they doing a girl Bond instead?
___

I offered to let a Bond girl do me, and by girl I meant guy.

Posted by: Daniel Craig at November 29, 2019 11:06 PM (WdocV)

249 Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:05 PM (NWiLs)

---------

*climbs invisible ladder*

Posted by: A Mime at November 29, 2019 11:07 PM (XVuno)

250 Kennewick Man was maybe Ainu, a non=Japanese looking Japanese indigenous folk.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 11:07 PM (gd9RK)

251 245 Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:05 PM (NWiLs)

sorry, Doc told me to cut down on the lapdances

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:07 PM (rpxSz)

252 I would have to find places that would buy the fake ID

most wouldn't, took one look at me and say, GTFO of here, punk
Posted by: REDACTED at


Well, it probably helped that I am a girl and in was in the mumbles, last century.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:07 PM (O/X1S)

253 But outmigration, several wars, complacency, socialism, and George Michael degraded the UK to the sorry state it's in today.

Posted by: kbdabear
________

They had a good run and a lot of inertia to slow its decline -- King Edward I and Benny Hill come to mind.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 11:08 PM (dBBa6)

254 That Colin Kennewick man will never play football again.

Wait..

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 11:08 PM (aS1PU)

255 "qdpsteve was persuaded to buy a 'drink' of a double-caffeinated latte by his barista 'just to relax.' Immediately after, qdpsteve killed his barista who had sold him the latte in a murderous craze. Not so safe, is it?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2019 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)

256 Then spent 30 years "proving" he was native American.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM

Casino rights were probably at stake

Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 11:08 PM (G546f)

257 226
There are some mitochondria studies that discuss those mummies



Yes, I dont remember where I first read a bit about them but its possible that the study was behind a paywall (?) I remember that the discovery of these people caught my eye because if I recall well they had genetic links to ancient north eurasians.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 11:09 PM (JGYMS)

258 i'm spinning plates on a stick here, insom. happy?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

259 My sis in Dallas had some pot in 1966

I didn't think much of it

never have

still don't

I can however, see three rocks

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:10 PM (rpxSz)

260 249 Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:05 PM (NWiLs)

---------

*climbs invisible ladder*
Posted by: A Mime at November 29, 2019 11:07 PM (XVuno)

*shoots mime*

That was kinda fun. What else ya got?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:10 PM (NWiLs)

261 I like most of the actors who have played Bond over the years.

but I loathe Bond movies. All of them. The numerous MST3k level knock-offs are far more entertaining. Because, intentionally or not, they make fun of the genre.

kind of like how a lot of people think Galaxy Quest is the third best Star Trek movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 29, 2019 11:10 PM (x8Wzq)

262 245 Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac

*tapdances while spinning plates and singing singing risque ditties*

Posted by: Miklos the Entertainer at November 29, 2019 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

263 258 i'm spinning plates on a stick here, insom. happy?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

That's some retro Gong Show shit right there. Impressive.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:11 PM (NWiLs)

264 *shoots mime*

That was kinda fun. What else ya got?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:10 PM (NWiLs)


It's a good thing you did that because not killing a mime is a felony in 27 states.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 11:12 PM (aS1PU)

265 90
Drivers license for bigfoot is fake. Last two digits of license # plus birth year must add up to 100.

Nope. Doesn't work out that way.

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at November 29, 2019 11:12 PM (D+NZH)

266 o.j. simpson's playing days are most likely in the shitter too. racist fucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 11:12 PM (KP5rU)

267 That Colin Kennewick man will never play football again.



Wait..

Posted by: DR.WTF



Pretty sure he was on our defense this afternoon...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:12 PM (LOq4H)

268 Poverty rate is 15% by definition because "poverty" is defined as being below 15th percentile of income.

War on poverty is complete b.s.

At least, this is true in at least some jurisdictions as far as I know.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 11:12 PM (XzVUd)

269 *tapdances while spinning plates and singing singing risque ditties*
Posted by: Miklos the Entertainer at November 29, 2019 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)

Shake it!

*makes it rain*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:12 PM (NWiLs)

270 Well, it probably helped that I am a girl and in was in the mumbles, last century.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:07 PM (O/X1S)

yeah, guys are easy

so I've heard

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:12 PM (rpxSz)

271 Here's a video of some Ainu people from Japan...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35UhRBLIqbo
They look like a combination of Japanese/European people....which considering the mixing that must have happened with the majority Jomon people in Japan makes you wonder what they looked like before the Jomon invaded the island...


Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:13 PM (WdocV)

272 257
226

There are some mitochondria studies that discuss those mummies



Cool. Mitochondria publishing their research.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 11:13 PM (XzVUd)

273
btw, wtf is a woodsie ?
Posted by: REDACTED

Bonfire party on BLM land in bfe, which was about a mile from the family home. All the hs kids would congregate. It was a thing. The talk on thurs and fri at school was "where is the woodsie this weekend?"

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:13 PM (O/X1S)

274 271 Here's a video of some Ainu people from Japan...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35UhRBLIqbo
They look like a combination of Japanese/European people....which considering the mixing that must have happened with the majority Jomon people in Japan makes you wonder what they looked like before the Jomon invaded the island...


Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:13 PM (WdocV)

They crossbred with dogs. That's how we got the Shiba Ainu.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:14 PM (NWiLs)

275 Nope. Doesn't work out that way.


Posted by: Shepherd Lover



Pretty sure in the state of Wa. it does. However we may need other Wa ites to weigh in.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:14 PM (LOq4H)

276 is Craig doing another Bond or are they doing a girl Bond instead?
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 11:05 PM (G546f)




nice if the answer was neither

Posted by: not so at November 29, 2019 11:14 PM (HALdu)

277 ❘❘❘❙❙❚♠

Epstein's "cellmate" smoked a "joint" of the "marihuana." And now you know the rest of the story. -Paul Harvesty

Posted by: mindful webworker - the beat goes down at November 29, 2019 11:14 PM (WyqH5)

278 273
btw, wtf is a woodsie ?
Posted by: REDACTED

Bonfire party on BLM land in bfe, which was about a mile from the family home. All the hs kids would congregate. It was a thing. The talk on thurs and fri at school was "where is the woodsie this weekend?"
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:13 PM (O/X1S)

You had WAY more fun in HS than I did...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:15 PM (NWiLs)

279 might help if I knew what you found entertaining, Insom. Best I can do is drink one scotch too many and catch Kinnison syndrome. SOME people laugh.

Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:15 PM (go+84)

280 Story I just saw linked at FB:

"Troops shouldn't have to wait until 21 to drink"

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2019 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)

281 279 might help if I knew what you found entertaining, Insom. Best I can do is drink one scotch too many and catch Kinnison syndrome. SOME people laugh.
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:15 PM (go+84)

Works for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:16 PM (NWiLs)

282 I wonder if they got Hunter Biden's dildo at the same place as CBD

Posted by: Miklos, asking the important questions at November 29, 2019 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

283 once connery wasn't bond, flush twice. more cartoon bullshit. connery was bond. fuck you, get off my lawm!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 11:18 PM (KP5rU)

284 doesn't work well on a keyboard. For some reason it just doesn't convey quite the right flavor if all you have is ALL F'ING CAPS.

Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:18 PM (go+84)

285 I remember that the discovery of these people caught my eye because if I
recall well they had genetic links to ancient north eurasians.

***

The Indo-Europeans figured out horse riding before anyone else and were unstoppable because of it...

Though I don't think the current historical understanding has them getting into Egypt...at least before say Cambyses .


Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:18 PM (WdocV)

286 If humans originated in Africa like some anthropologists theorize, then shouldn't Kaepernick apologize for his people stealing all that Indian land?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:18 PM (qAR6u)

287 I went to the CSU vs. Boise State game.

cold and snowy, and a tepid home crowd. But the Rams played very well against the #20 team, and seriously could have won, or at least forced OT, until the coach, Professor Bobo, decided to punt on 4th and long toward the end of the game. yeah, 4th and long is risky, but the Rams were surging, and they were well past the 50 (the purple zone). Coach Bobo punctured the balloon. Eh. I feel bad for those kids. They really played hard, and well, in front of very small home crowd.

This kind of thing is fleeting, I know, but I liked their grit. the coach needs to go away.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 29, 2019 11:19 PM (x8Wzq)

288 275
Pretty sure in the state of Wa. it does. However we may need other Wa ites to weigh in.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:14 PM (LOq4H)

First two of the 3 digits, not the last two.

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at November 29, 2019 11:19 PM (D+NZH)

289 "Troops shouldn't have to wait until 21 to drink"
Posted by: qdpsteve

Not even 1700 in my opinion, circumstances permitting

Posted by: Miklos, because I don't at November 29, 2019 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)

290 282 I wonder if they got Hunter Biden's dildo at the same place as CBD
Posted by: Miklos, asking the important questions at November 29, 2019 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)

CBD is HBD

tequila sunrise 1988

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:19 PM (rpxSz)

291 OMG that thanksgiving warning comes too late! Greetings

Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at November 29, 2019 11:20 PM (zUdXR)

292 You had WAY more fun in HS than I did...
Posted by: Insomniac

Way more trouble. I'm lucky to be alive with some of the shit I pulled. Really stupid shit.

Now, should I have another toddy or go to bed? Smart bet is bed.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:20 PM (O/X1S)

293 It is weird that we apparently believe you can join the Army, vote, have sex, and take out loans...but you aren't old enough to drink or get your own insurance at 18.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:21 PM (WdocV)

294 292 You had WAY more fun in HS than I did...
Posted by: Insomniac

Way more trouble. I'm lucky to be alive with some of the shit I pulled. Really stupid shit.

Now, should I have another toddy or go to bed? Smart bet is bed.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:20 PM (O/X1S)

Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:21 PM (NWiLs)

295 Girthy ONT. Thanks, and I have a great pizzelle recipe. Just sayin.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:21 PM (VqhL9)

296 250 Kennewick Man was maybe Ainu, a non=Japanese looking Japanese indigenous folk

*******

And somewhat related to ancient western europeans hunter gatherers. The Ainu C ydna is a related branch to Iberian WHG La Brana ydna C. Different branches but as far as I've read distantly related, but related. Anyone knowledgeable about more recent/ accurate data please let me know.


However, it seems that East Asians and Siberians and Beringians and European hunter gatherers not only had a common ancient root but more recent 'friendly' interactions before their descendants finally crossed into America.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 11:22 PM (JGYMS)

297 This land belongs to the side that invented repeating rifles and had the machine tools to manufacture them. Shocking....

Posted by: Gbone at November 29, 2019 11:22 PM (eqHr7)

298 Bonfire party on BLM land in bfe, which was about a mile from the family home. All the hs kids would congregate. It was a thing. The talk on thurs and fri at school was "where is the woodsie this weekend?"
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:13 PM (O/X1S)

You had WAY more fun in HS than I did...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:15 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah, she did. I grew up in a little town with hardly any kids my age.

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:22 PM (rpxSz)

299 but you aren't old enough to drink or get your own insurance at 18.


Posted by: 18-1



Not disagreeing with you but your nic indicates bias.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 11:22 PM (gd9RK)

300 Girthy ONT. Thanks, and I have a great pizzelle recipe. Just sayin.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:21 PM (VqhL9)


So you're saying that the Pizzelles predated the Clovis culture?

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 11:23 PM (aS1PU)

301 First two of the 3 digits, not the last two.



Posted by: Shepherd Lover


I stand corrected! (bows from waist)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:23 PM (LOq4H)

302 *shoots mime*

That was kinda fun. What else ya got?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:10 PM (NWiLs)

LOL, and close one, I was going to do a mime thing, damn glad I didn't.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 29, 2019 11:24 PM (Rz2Nc)

303 Yeah, she did. I grew up in a little town with hardly any kids my age.
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:22 PM (rpxSz)

Bummer. There were hardly any kids at all in my neighborhood. I think the average age on my street was 55.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:24 PM (NWiLs)

304 yo!

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 29, 2019 11:25 PM (K2T58)

305 Pretty much every hunk of land on the planet was taken over more than once by a horde with better weapons. A lot of human history occurred before writing was a thing.

Humans are brutes by nature. Just like wolves. Learning of God is what makes humans (potentially) better.

the noble savage notion is hogwash.

Period.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 29, 2019 11:27 PM (x8Wzq)

306 Bummer. There were hardly any kids at all in my neighborhood. I think the average age on my street was 55.

Posted by: Insomniac


Heh, there were so many kids, in my neighborhood, the locals called it "rabbitwood".

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:27 PM (LOq4H)

307
an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure.

----

Saint Taint.

'Spreading' the word.

Hoax?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 29, 2019 11:27 PM (t5m5e)

308 304 yo!

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 29, 2019 11:25 PM (K2T5



That opening gambit is copyrighted by commenter "yo". You go barrel now.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 11:28 PM (gd9RK)

309 298 Bonfire party on BLM land in bfe, which was about a mile from the family home. All the hs kids would congregate. It was a thing. The talk on thurs and fri at school was "where is the woodsie this weekend?"
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:13 PM (O/X1S)

You had WAY more fun in HS than I did...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:15 PM (NWiLs)

Yeah, she did. I grew up in a little town with hardly any kids my age.
Posted by: REDACTED a

Now that I think back, Carter was presi. We all hated him cause the peanut farmer wanted to close off all BLM land.

Why is that cock sucker still sucking air?

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:28 PM (O/X1S)

310 "In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on," you can then power an LED light for 15 minutes. Science.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:29 PM (2qPhT)

311 Kennewick man, Kennewick man,
Doing the things a Kennewick can,
How old is he? It's not mportant
Kennewick man

Indigenous man, Indigenous man
Indigenous man hates Kennewick man
They have a fight, Indigenous wins
Indigenous Man

Posted by: They Might Be Chondria at November 29, 2019 11:29 PM (gMFTt)

312 Tell me this....

If the Indians were so tight with the extraterrestrials like Ancient Aliens says, then why not call in some favors to vaporize the white invaders?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:29 PM (qAR6u)

313 I think the match trick involves Superglue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:29 PM (2qPhT)

314 So you're saying that the Pizzelles predated the Clovis culture?

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 11:23 PM (aS1PU)

Hot rocks as a pizzelle press. Pretty much the same technology today.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:30 PM (VqhL9)

315 Heh, there were so many kids, in my neighborhood, the locals called it "rabbitwood".
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:27 PM (LOq4H)

I don't get it

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:30 PM (rpxSz)

316 Aren't there the Pre-Clovis people? That seem more connected to early Europe rather than Asian origin?
Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2019 10:56 PM (Z7lwY)

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Why yes, yes there were!

Posted by: The Soul Train People at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (XVuno)
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There were some artifacts dredged up from the continental shelf off the coast of either N/S Carolina, that were actually constructed of stone from France - the Solutrean people. The thought is that they came westward across the northern edge of the Atlantic ocean, along the ice during the last ice age 13,000-ish years ago. During the ice age a lot of water was locked up in ice, so the level of the oceans was less. The English Channel did not exist, there was land there.

If the Solutreans made it to north America, traveling south down the coast would have been easier than the ocean crossing. Unfortunately any evidence is deep underwater, since they would have stayed near the coast.

Across Atlantic Ice is an interesting book about it.

Posted by: Boots at November 29, 2019 11:30 PM (oGBso)

317 If the Indians were so tight with the extraterrestrials like Ancient
Aliens says, then why not call in some favors to vaporize the white
invaders?

___

It just took some time, ok?

Posted by: Karl "Sectoid" Marx at November 29, 2019 11:30 PM (WdocV)

318 No Mike. It is the power of the truss. Guys my age might understand.

Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:31 PM (go+84)

319 Heh, there were so many kids, in my neighborhood, the locals called it "rabbitwood".
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

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"Catholic Heights" in my AO. LOL

In lin-duh's honor, I dug out my pizzelle maker today.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:32 PM (Y4EXg)

320 the noble savage notion is hogwash.

Period.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 29, 2019 11:27 PM (x8Wzq)

This. Native Americans had some really brutal and unique tortures. And they took slaves. But they of course were peaceful.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:33 PM (VqhL9)

321 My gift to a future ONT...

https://tinyurl.com/vdbkcjc

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2019 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

322 These days, having fun as a kid, or doing anything unsupervised, are practically outlawed.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

323 ZOD.

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2019 11:34 PM (XzT/D)

324 Hot rocks as a pizzelle press. Pretty much the same technology today.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

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in the same box as my electric Pizzelle maker is my other gramma's waffle maker. Cast iron and shaped to sit on top of the wood stove (without a cord.)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:34 PM (Y4EXg)

325 This. Native Americans had some really brutal and unique tortures. And they took slaves. But they of course were peaceful.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:33 PM (VqhL9)

And were known to engage in culinary habits well known to you.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:34 PM (NWiLs)

326 If the Indians were so tight with the extraterrestrials like Ancient Aliens says, then why not call in some favors to vaporize the white invaders?

Posted by: kbdabear
________

I blame Christopher Columbus -- but I really can't. He saw all that gold and it triggered an innate drive within him. It all started when our Annunaki overlords altered human DNA . . .

Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 11:35 PM (dBBa6)

327 Native Americans had some really brutal and unique tortures. And they took slaves. But they of course were peaceful.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Mostly peaceful slavers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 11:35 PM (SfYbS)

328
In lin-duh's honor, I dug out my pizzelle maker today.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:32 PM (Y4EXg)

Excellent TP. I've been making them and giving to neighbors for the last coupla weeks. Another batch tomorrow.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:35 PM (VqhL9)

329 In lin-duh's honor, I dug out my pizzelle maker today.
Posted by: Tonypete

Did you send her the recipe?

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:35 PM (O/X1S)

330 What on earth is a pizzelle?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:35 PM (NWiLs)

331 Now that I think back, Carter was presi. We all hated him cause the peanut farmer wanted to close off all BLM land.

Why is that cock sucker still sucking air?
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:28 PM (O/X1S)

I was way too out of control then to even know who was President.

And I have no idea, can't stand the putz

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:36 PM (rpxSz)

332 330 What on earth is a pizzelle?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:35 PM (NWiLs)

something to dip in the astronaise

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:36 PM (rpxSz)

333 snazzy-but waffles, Insom.

Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:37 PM (go+84)

334 >>some really brutal and unique tortures.

1. Four stakes with leather strips.
2. Anthill.
3. Leering Apache.
4. Luckless paleface.
5. Hours.
6. Blazing hot sun.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2019 11:37 PM (XzT/D)

335 What on earth is a pizzelle?
Posted by: Insomniac

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Flat traditional, Italian waffle like 'cookies'. But they are usually sized about 5-6 inches across.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:37 PM (Y4EXg)

336 And were known to engage in culinary habits well known to you.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:34 PM (NWiLs) yep.

Yep, because they hunted an area to extinction and if they couldn't move on because of weather...well don't nod off.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:38 PM (VqhL9)

337 I dug out my pizzelle maker today.


you got my nose open now

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:38 PM (rpxSz)

338 The noble civilized person is pretty much bullshit too of course. People just tend to suck.

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2019 11:38 PM (Z7lwY)

339 In every western movie or novel I ever read, only Little Big Man had an openly gay Indian

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:38 PM (qAR6u)

340 https://tinyurl.com/vdbkcjc
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2019 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

Lol

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 29, 2019 11:39 PM (Rz2Nc)

341 TonyP have you tried the waffle iron? That's cool.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:39 PM (VqhL9)

342 industrial disease is a kick ass tune. fuck all y'all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 11:39 PM (KP5rU)

343 These days, having fun as a kid, or doing anything unsupervised, are practically outlawed.
Posted by: Insomniac

No shit. We used to run all over. Or ride our bikes all over back in 60's socal. Then here in WCO. Skate on the pond at the end of the street that is now fenced. smfh.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:39 PM (O/X1S)

344 ..323 ZOD.


ssssqueeeeezzzzzeeee..


ka-POP!


ZIT.




/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2019 11:40 PM (QzJWU)

345 I remember my Grand mother made those things

she would heat up the iron in the fireplace

she was from Ludwigsburg and they made them there

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:41 PM (rpxSz)

346 333 snazzy-but waffles, Insom.
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:37 PM (go+84)

I'm not sure I like the idea of a butt waffle.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:41 PM (NWiLs)

347
Flat traditional, Italian waffle like 'cookies'. But they are usually sized about 5-6 inches across.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:37 PM (Y4EXg)

Flavored with anise and a tish of vanilla. Yum.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:41 PM (VqhL9)

348 325 This. Native Americans had some really brutal and unique tortures. And they took slaves. But they of course were peaceful.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:33 PM (VqhL9)


---------

Oh here's the pot calling the kettle black.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:42 PM (XVuno)

349 ..and dusted with powdered sugar.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:42 PM (VqhL9)

350 In every western movie or novel I ever read, only Little Big Man had an openly gay Indian

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:38 PM (qAR6u)

But his rainbow loincloth was fabulous!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 11:42 PM (/sgva)

351 >>an openly gay Indian Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:38 PM (qAR6u)

Hadji from "Jonny Quest."

Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2019 11:43 PM (XzT/D)

352 Gay Indians were not exactly uncommon. They rode horses backwards and wanted to be treated like squaws. They were mostly ignored and always tolerated, but everyone, even the squaws knew they were mentally imbalanced. Makes me wonder why modern gays want to be so 'in yer face'. Thousands of years of 'yeah, yeah. just don't rub it in my face', and they want to rub it in your face. (I know, phrasing)

Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:43 PM (go+84)

353 Oh here's the pot calling the kettle black.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:42 PM (XVuno)

Hey Cic, you asshole. Nice thanksgiving?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:43 PM (VqhL9)

354 So for the Bay Area morons...

What's up with the DA that former Mayor Newsome appointed to replace Harris? Gascon resigned citing his mother's health, and then recently announced that he was going to run down here in LA County against current LA County DA Jackie Lacey.

Then last week, both the Mayor and City Attorney of San Francisco endorsed Lacey in that race.

Out of curiousity, do any of you Bay Area residents know why Gascon's so strongly disliked?

Posted by: junior at November 29, 2019 11:44 PM (/sKj3)

355 I didn't know lin-duh needed a recipe. Here's my favorite:

6 large eggs
2 C sugar
1 cup butter
2 tsp vanilla extract
7 C flour
4 Tablespoons baking powder

Beat eggs and sugar, add cooled melted butter, vanilla. Add flour and baking powder to egg mixture.

Walnut sized scoops into pizzelle iron. Bake until done.

(I'm not a fan of anise seed clearly.)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:44 PM (Y4EXg)

356 Flavored with anise and a tish of vanilla. Yum.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:41 PM (VqhL9)

Do you first get 30 seconds of direct sun on your anise?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:44 PM (NWiLs)

357 350 In every western movie or novel I ever read, only Little Big Man had an openly gay Indian

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:38 PM (qAR6u)

But his rainbow loincloth was fabulous!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 11:42 PM (/sgva)

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His was the only teepee with an authentic distressed Italian tile foyer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:44 PM (XVuno)

358 No one named "Timothy" should ever play James Bond.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:00 PM (XVuno)

You say that, but when he says "shaken not stirred" I am certain he silently murdered the waiter the messes it up, and hid his body in the janitor closet.

I want the next Bond to be permanently stuck in 1964.
I want him to smoke as much as he drinks. He was not meant to be a product of the current decade.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2019 11:45 PM (LxTcq)

359 (I'm not a fan of anise seed clearly.)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:44 PM (Y4EXg)

I was gonna call you on that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:46 PM (VqhL9)

360 Hey Cic, you asshole. Nice thanksgiving?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:43 PM (VqhL9)

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Nice and quiet. You find anyone interesting to eat?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:46 PM (XVuno)

361 Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:44 PM (Y4EXg)

I think I remember my grandmother put cornstarch in them

she said it made them more crunchy

I think

could be wrong

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:46 PM (rpxSz)

362 Do you first get 30 seconds of direct sun on your anise?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:44 PM (NWiLs)

LMAO. Shut up Insom.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:47 PM (VqhL9)

363 TonyP have you tried the waffle iron? That's cool.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

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Yes!! But, you have to be careful as the cast iron came before the discovery of teflon of the Ainu people.

I have gas burners so I've tried it a few times. I just butter the hell out of the waffle iron, or use butter cooking spray, and then add my batter. Some stick, some don't.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:47 PM (Y4EXg)

364 Giving Dime One to that fraudulent scam hate group is proof that whoever manages their giving needs to be horsewhipped.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 10:27 PM (/sgva)


We agree.

Posted by: The Buggy Whip Industry, Making a Comeback at November 29, 2019 11:48 PM (Y8PSl)

365 TonyPete. 7 cups of flour!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:48 PM (VqhL9)

366 I think I've had those in Europe

I think they had fennel seeds on them

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:48 PM (rpxSz)

367 But his rainbow loincloth was fabulous!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 11:42 PM (/sgva)

I always thought "Little Horse", the gay Indian was hilarious

youtube.com/watch?v=ppUuT126zT8

Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:49 PM (qAR6u)

368 Nice and quiet. You find anyone interesting to eat?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:46 PM (XVuno)

Same. I carved the turkey in the shape of a hobo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:50 PM (VqhL9)

369 And that little girl, known as "Terry" in the ad, is better known as Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 11:50 PM (oQp6r)

370 she said it made them more crunchy

I think

could be wrong
Posted by: REDACTED

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No, I think you are right. The recipe I listed yields pretty soft pizzelles. I think Nonna would use cornstarch when she wanted crispier ones.

Sometimes I'll add a bit of almond extract too. Just depends what I'm looking for.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:51 PM (Y4EXg)

371 omg, lmao. Glad I made another drink.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:52 PM (O/X1S)

372 "In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure."

Needs to be mashed up with the sound track to "Tainted Love".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 11:53 PM (/sgva)

373 > $2,500.00 is not "Bankrolling"
Agreed. That sounds more like some sort of small contribution by a local store operator, who might not have even been aware of what the organization was. Because communists lie.



Waiting to see what corporate has to say about it.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 11:53 PM (oQp6r)

374 Mine come out crispy. Soft, then harden as they cool. No corn starch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:53 PM (VqhL9)

375 I have a cast iron cornbread pan. (cute little cob shapes) The first batch lifts easy, the rest come off in pieces unless I toothbrush the depressions, reheat the pan and re-butter before the next batch. Lotta work, but presentation, presentation, presentation.

Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:53 PM (go+84)

376 I think I remember my grandmother put cornstarch in them

she said it made them more crunchy


Sunset Magazine had a Southern waffle recipe with corn meal ... not sure about corn starch.

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 29, 2019 11:54 PM (LPnfS)

377 No shit. We used to run all over. Or ride our bikes all over back in 60's socal. Then here in WCO. Skate on the pond at the end of the street that is now fenced. smfh.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:39 PM (O/X1S)

I dropped out of HS at 15 and by the time my Dad noticed, I was 18

It was like I was invisible

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:54 PM (rpxSz)

378 Lotta work, but presentation, presentation, presentation.

Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:53 PM (go+84)

Can't you spare it with oil? Or is that blasphemy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:55 PM (VqhL9)

379 Spray.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:56 PM (VqhL9)

380 371 omg, lmao. Glad I made another drink.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:52 PM (O/X1S

good idea

never would have thought of

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:56 PM (rpxSz)

381
These days, having fun as a kid, or doing anything unsupervised, are practically outlawed.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:34 PM (NWiLs)


Man, no kidding. The shit we used to get away with was epic. We had a decent amount of woods where I grew up, and it wasn't in the boonies, but more central jersey. It was mostly suburbs, but with patches of woods, some along creeks or woods near RR tracks. Like the discussion above, we did a lot of parties in the woods, but seeing they weren't HUGE parcels of woods we had to watch, the cops could move in somewhat quick if they wanted to. The parties would move around from week to week, so at some point during the week it was usually settled on what location we were going to next. Eventually none were really secure, so....then...then we discovered the underground fort. We were practically the fucking mayans, the structures we would build. One was a frigging cave. In the woods near some RR tracks there were huge rocks, and we spent a day piling them around this rock formation that was on the side of a dirt hill. We basically extended it, scored some wood for a roof, then threw dirt on that, and it looked almost natural. Sometimes we did true underground ones, with dirt covered plywood roofs, and if it was big enough we added a center beam. We never got caught doing shit like that. We couldn't fit a lot of people, so we then became tunnelers, and sometimes we ended up with a fort campground, with a bunch of connected ones. We basically had roofed WWI trenches. lol
Yeah, try getting away with that shit today.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2019 11:56 PM (9Om/r)

382 Mine come out crispy. Soft, then harden as they cool. No corn starch.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

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Right. That's why the 7 C of flour and heavy on the eggs too with mine. They stay pretty pliable even when cool. I cut back on the flour and eggs if I want crisper ones.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (Y4EXg)

383 > Learning of God is what makes humans (potentially) better.


Neal Stephenson pointed out in one of his books that after the Aztecs were stomped and the Spanish Inquisition showed up, things actually got a lot more humane around those parts.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (oQp6r)

384 Sounds like it needs to be re-seasoned.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (Rz2Nc)

385 Oil works as well as butter, but the residual from each batch grabs the batter, getting worse with each run. I take the time acause its cute, and fun.

Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (go+84)

386
Good night, Hordians. Early start here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (7rVsF)

387 That was for post 375.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 29, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

388 375 I have a cast iron cornbread pan. (cute little cob shapes) The first batch lifts easy, the rest come off in pieces unless I toothbrush the depressions, reheat the pan and re-butter before the next batch. Lotta work, but presentation, presentation, presentation.
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:53 PM (go+84)

two words

astronaise

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:58 PM (rpxSz)

389 Neal Stephenson pointed out in one of his books that after the Aztecs were stomped and the Spanish Inquisition showed up, things actually got a lot more humane around those parts.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Nobody expected that.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 11:58 PM (SfYbS)

390 > Or the Russians.
Ask Alaska Natives about the Russians.

"You brink me two hundred sea otter pelts, I not killink your family, da?"


Although, despite that, lots of them have Russian names and attend Russian Orthodox churches.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 11:59 PM (oQp6r)

391 #348 Warren won't be a real Indian until she has scalps on her teepee

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 11:59 PM (575Q0)

392 384 Sounds like it needs to be re-seasoned.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (Rz2Nc)

yeah, this is right

I got three of those pans and they never stick

the secret is to never wash them

Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 12:00 AM (rpxSz)

393
Right. That's why the 7 C of flour and heavy on the eggs too with mine. They stay pretty pliable even when cool. I cut back on the flour and eggs if I want crisper ones.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (Y4EXg)

Sounds good. The recipe I have you can make cannoli shells. Just shape them around something till they cool.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 12:01 AM (VqhL9)

394 > I have a cast iron cornbread pan. (cute little cob shapes)
Those are awesome. Grandmother and great-grandmother both had one of those.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2019 12:01 AM (oQp6r)

395 TontP that recipe must make. A wagon load of pizzelle.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 12:02 AM (VqhL9)

396 Neal Stephenson pointed out in one of his books that after the Aztecs were stomped and the Spanish Inquisition showed up, things actually got a lot more humane around those parts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (oQp6r)

The Inquisition, what a show!
The Inquisition, here we go!
I bet you're wishin'
That we'd go away!

Posted by: Torquemada at November 30, 2019 12:03 AM (qAR6u)

397 I dropped out of HS at 15 and by the time my Dad noticed, I was 18

It was like I was invisible
Posted by: REDACTED

Oh, I was way stupid. Closed my savings account at the savings and loan of $19. Walked to the hiway and hitch hiked to Cali. Just turned 17. Arrived a virgin by the grace of God. I did stupid shit, thank the Lord I didn't win any stupid prizes on that trip.

Oh, did I mention the truck driver and the hillside strangler were hangin around at that time I was hitchin to cali? Talk about Guardian Angels.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 12:03 AM (O/X1S)

398 > In every western movie or novel I ever read, only Little Big Man had an openly gay Indian


"I'll be your wife, Little Big Man!"

What a hilarious movie. Thanks for reminding me of it... it's now on the list to rewatch.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2019 12:04 AM (oQp6r)

399 Yes!! But, you have to be careful as the cast iron came before the discovery of teflon of the Ainu people


*********


Lol!

Posted by: Floridachick at November 30, 2019 12:04 AM (JGYMS)

400 First you have people bleaching their squeakhole, now you've got people suntanning them.

I'd better consult Gwyneth Paltrow

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 12:04 AM (qAR6u)

401 C Bob - yeah, it's a boat load. I never learned to cook for a group smaller than 50.

I give most away to the neighbors.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 12:05 AM (Y4EXg)

402 #381 A lot of us ARE getting away with that.

Posted by: Failfornia Homeless at November 30, 2019 12:05 AM (575Q0)

403 ..Yeah, try getting away with that shit today.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2019 11:56 PM (9Om/r)



Very similar to what we'd build into steep canyon walls in the San Diego area.

Only with the bonus of unstable soil given to mudslides in the rainy season.

And having those two or three "escape routes" as always a priority in those arrangements.

'Cause even back in the '70s, the San Diego Cops were riding Honda Dual-Sport Enduros, and would chase our ass all through the Chaparral until we hit some trails even too narrow or steep (downhill) for even them.

I have *no* idea how I survived those years, much less eluded incarceration.

Put it to you like this. Our bicycles were painted flat black, we wore dark clothes, and liked to ride deep into the night.

Nah, we weren't up to any "no good". *checks statutes of limitations*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2019 12:05 AM (QzJWU)

404 The people here always amaze me. All of you are correct. Different lubes, totally clean, all of you. The problem is, unlike a fry-pan which you can clean with a quick boil and salt rub, the shape of the thing always leaves little micro stuff that require constant attention. Like I said, it's fun. Cooking should be a joyous task.

Posted by: Madtom at November 30, 2019 12:05 AM (go+84)

405 401 C Bob - yeah, it's a boat load. I never learned to cook for a group smaller than 50.

I give most away to the neighbors.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 12:05 AM (Y4EXg)

Me too. Neighbors love it. I'm gonna try your recipe, but with anise, and crispy shells.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 12:06 AM (VqhL9)

406 Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 12:03 AM (O/X1S)

I went out to the Sierras all the summers for about 10-12 years

sometimes hitched

arrived a non-virgin, by the grace of God

Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 12:07 AM (rpxSz)

407 Oh, did I mention the truck driver and the hillside strangler were hangin around at that time I was hitchin to cali? Talk about Guardian Angels.

Posted by: Infidel



Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 12:07 AM (Y4EXg)

408 *reads Paul Miregoff's post about cult of personality and Donald Trump*

Dude, look in the mirror. You are part of the Never Trump cult that is constantly guzzling the hemlock flavored Flavor-Aid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2019 12:09 AM (nhDT8)

409 'Cause even back in the '70s, the San Diego Cops
were riding Honda Dual-Sport Enduros, and would chase our ass all
through the Chaparral until we hit some trails even too narrow or steep
(downhill) for even them.




Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2019 12:05 AM (QzJWU)


Our cops didn't have anything like that. They had those 1970's plymouth furys with the loud squeaky brakes that gave away their position a 1/4 mile away on a quiet night. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2019 12:10 AM (9Om/r)

410 I killed my friend in a murderous rage and then took a "hit" of marijuana. Am I doing it backwards?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Speller at November 30, 2019 12:10 AM (pSotA)

411 404 The people here always amaze me. All of you are correct. Different lubes, totally clean, all of you. The problem is, unlike a fry-pan which you can clean with a quick boil and salt rub, the shape of the thing always leaves little micro stuff that require constant attention. Like I said, it's fun. Cooking should be a joyous task.
Posted by: Madtom at November 30, 2019 12:05 AM (go+84)

what I do with my little cob pans is after my last batch, I put them back in the oven for a bit

then I brush them out and put a little oil on them

they never stick

Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 12:11 AM (rpxSz)

412 C Bob - Sounds great! I'll make chocolate ones too sometimes and then drape them over bowls until they harden and then use them for ice cream. There's a bunch of things you can do with them other than just 'cookies'.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 12:14 AM (Y4EXg)

413 Is that where we get our cobs!? From COB PANS!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 12:15 AM (VqhL9)

414 I the big town next to me, Great Barrington MA

people line up by the dozens to buy pot at the pot store

5 degrees and 15 mph wind

I guess they don't know the stuff is easy to grow

Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 12:15 AM (rpxSz)

415 Merkel leads Germany into the anti-Gun, anti-free speech taking her cue from old nazi retread Soros. Imagine following in Hitlers footsteps could resulting making the same errors of history. Who'd of thought our socialist would follow their hypocrisy and intolerance of socialist hate politics so well here too ?
History can repeat itself ? Who knew ?

Posted by: ron n. at November 30, 2019 12:15 AM (om5HK)

416 Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 12:07 AM (rpxSz)

lol. Thought I was street smart. I was after that. Everyone thinks this gutter people in SF is new. I was flabbergasted. There was really a black pimp with purple suit and had that tried to pick me up in SF bus station at 5 am on Sat. am. *shiver*

I don't think Ive told this horrid story for decades. Not sure why it came to me now.

I'm sorry.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 12:15 AM (O/X1S)

417 Huggy Bear really existed?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2019 12:17 AM (nhDT8)

418 d. There was really a black pimp with purple suit and had that tried to pick me up in SF bus station at 5 am on Sat. am. *shiver*

I don't think Ive told this horrid story for decades. Not sure why it came to me now.

I'm sorry.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 12:15 AM (O/X1S)

If it was Halloween, It might have been me

sorry

Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 12:17 AM (rpxSz)

419 There's a bunch of things you can do with them other than just 'cookies'.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 12:14 AM (Y4EXg)

Yep, Heidi alternated chocolate and vanilla ones in a stack. Wrapped them in clear cellophane, ties with ribbon for gifts. Great presentations.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 12:19 AM (VqhL9)

420 I'm sorry.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 12:15 AM (O/X1S)

Don't be sorry. I'm just glad you made it. My wife world travels, God I worry.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 30, 2019 12:19 AM (Rz2Nc)

421 ..Our cops didn't have anything like that. They had those 1970's plymouth furys with the loud squeaky brakes that gave away their position a 1/4 mile away on a quiet night. lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2019 12:10 AM (9Om/r)




The Ford P-71 Crown Victoria must've been the most robust production police car, ever.

Tons of retired P.D. units with 70k to 120k miles are then sold to civilians or taxi operators, who then put another 100k to 200k miles on them.

And though worn and ugly by that time, they just keep tickin'.

I remember those old 440 Police Furys and their kin.

Every damn one of those was ready for the scrapyard by time 70k miles hit. The drivetrain might've had a bit more life in it, but the brakes, body, interior and systems like a heater or suspension were DONE.

Not to mention, the rust. OMG the rust.

They Chevy "Shamu" (Caprice Interceptor with Corvette LT-1 engine) was faster than the Crown Vic, but didn't have the service life, not even by half.

Cops of the day loved it though. Big, comfortable, smooth, handled far better than it had any right to, and fast. SCARY fast.

But newly released cop P-71s are still hitting the market, even now.

Helluva run, that car had.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2019 12:19 AM (QzJWU)

422 I'm sorry.
Posted by: Infidel

---

Don't be - let it out.

The important thing is you made it through it all.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 12:19 AM (Y4EXg)

423 Merkel leads Germany into the anti-Gun, anti-free speech taking her cue from old nazi retread Soros. Imagine following in Hitlers footsteps could resulting making the same errors of history.
Posted by: ron n

I've heard rumors that Merkel's mother is the illicit lovechild of Cpl. Shicklegruber and his live-in niece. History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2019 12:20 AM (SfYbS)

424 Ok, night all.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 12:22 AM (VqhL9)

425 Huggy Bear really existed?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Yes ma'am.

I was a smart ass. Now I'm smart.

Heh, Ask zombie. Although I dont think she is that old.

Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 12:22 AM (O/X1S)

426 Posted by: Infidel

see ya later, have good night

Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 12:23 AM (rpxSz)

427 Nite Cannibal Bob!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 12:24 AM (Y4EXg)

428 If anyone desires an expert view of T and A I recommend kdabear links. Take a quick visit to his links. Keep up the good job.

Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 30, 2019 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)

429 So when will the Trumpster hold another rally in Chicago?

They have a female blues star there with just the kind of song that he might like.

It's called "Scratch the Kitty".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwuBsh5IWuA

You see he used a poor choice of words on Access Hollywood, "grab" is not the same as "scratch".

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 30, 2019 12:27 AM (EMi53)

430 They Chevy "Shamu" (Caprice Interceptor with Corvette LT-1 engine) was faster than the Crown Vic, but didn't have the service life, not even by half.

Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2019 12:19 AM (QzJWU)

With so many cities pledging to go "all sustainable" by 2030, I wonder how many will have all-electric cop cars

And I wonder how many criminals will know how long the cars can run at pursuit speeds before the batteries drain

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 12:30 AM (qAR6u)

431 430 If anyone desires an expert view of T and A I recommend kdabear links. Take a quick visit to his links. Keep up the good job.

Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 30, 2019 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)

It's a labor of love.

Happy Fapping!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 12:32 AM (qAR6u)

432 Hey man, you got any pills?

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2019 12:33 AM (COzlW)

433 418
Huggy Bear really existed?


Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2019 12:17 AM (nhDT

I played poker with Huggy Bear in Vegas, Red Rock Casino.
I was cool, but others were bugging him a little.
Too bad, because he was happily losing, and I wish he was there longer.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 30, 2019 12:35 AM (ufFY8)

434 REDACTED,
Sorry about the age of confusion earlier. I just assumed the drink age was always 18 before I remember it changing to 21 in the mid 80's. I guess it bounce around a few timesaver the years.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2019 12:36 AM (UUBmN)

435 427 Huggy Bear really existed?

Posted by: Anna Puma

Anna, you missed last night's discussion on whether bombs dropped from aircraft reached supersonic speeds.

Someone also posted a video from a documentary years ago on "Old 666", a B-17 that fought off 17 Japanese fighters, I didn't even know the Fortress flew in the PTO

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 12:38 AM (qAR6u)

436 Someone also posted a video from a documentary years ago on "Old 666", a B-17 that fought off 17 Japanese fighters, I didn't even know the Fortress flew in the PTO
Posted by: kbdabear
------

The Moron-recommended, 'Lucky 666, The Impossible Mission', Drury and Clavin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2019 12:41 AM (2kj6M)

437 Tonypete,
I'm gonna have to do a smaller batch of pizzelles for my first time...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2019 12:41 AM (UUBmN)

438 That sounded dirty...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2019 12:42 AM (UUBmN)

439 kdabear does nice work but we need to bet ec back here to share pics of his hotwife.

Posted by: not so at November 30, 2019 12:42 AM (HALdu)

440 The things I learn on the web...

I just read, South Koreans have their own version of sushi. But they call theirs... hoe.

I'll quit here while you all make up your own jokes... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2019 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)

441
You want indigenous? The Soloutreans were indigenous. They were European and got here long before the Asian Indians.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooul Trains!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2019 12:48 AM (aKsyK)

442 Man, I come into any room and the place clears out in a hurry!

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at November 30, 2019 12:48 AM (qAR6u)

443 Late to the late thread. Why would you think it is Leftist to boycott a business? I hope it's not because I boycott a number of businesses.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 30, 2019 12:49 AM (2DOZq)

444 Late to the late thread. Why would you think it is Leftist to boycott a
business? I hope it's not because I boycott a number of businesses.

I was imprecise. I meant to call for a business to be boycotted because it personally offends me in some way. For example, I personally don't shop at Target because of their policy of letting men into the ladies room, but I wouldn't dream of telling you that you shouldn't go there.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 30, 2019 12:53 AM (EQkWU)

445 That Hunter Biden is the gift that keeps giving. Love the story now that, while banging his dead brothers wife and he was still married, he frequented a strip club in NYC where he would show up high on meth and strippers would go out and buy a new dildo to be used on him! And there he met his latest baby mama. This was a great discussion starter at the fam dinner tonight.

Posted by: keena at November 30, 2019 12:53 AM (RiTnx)

446 Madtom #352: Gay Indians were not exactly uncommon. They rode horses backwards and wanted to be treated like squaws. They were mostly ignored and always tolerated, but everyone, even the squaws knew they were mentally imbalanced....

aka Village Idiots

(relation to VIA needs citation)

see also: fools, jesters, comic relief, Paul Lynde

Posted by: mindful webworker - does this link work for you? at November 30, 2019 12:53 AM (WyqH5)

447 People laugh at that weed ad thing but... schizophrenics respond very, very badly to marijuana and can tip over into, yes a murderous rage. I don't think anyone knows for sure why, if its something to do with their brain chemistry, or if it reacts badly when the medicine they're supposed to be taking, or what.

But more than a few mass murderers in the last few decades are schizophrenics who were smoking pot.

Pot doesn't make EVERYONE mellow.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2019 12:54 AM (KZzsI)

448 Fastest police cruiser in America for 2020

Ford Interceptor Utility

https://tinyurl.com/vmf9ar4

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 12:55 AM (qAR6u)

449 Anybody else drunk on their adz?

I-i-i-i just wanna rock & roll all night
And party every day!

"There are no walls, there are no borders, there's only one nation! And that's KISS nation! Good night, everybody!"

Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 12:56 AM (Cssks)

450 451 Anybody else drunk on their adz?

One should not use woodworking tools while intoxicated.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 12:59 AM (NWiLs)

451 does the spam bot post a different link each time?

Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2019 01:04 AM (Z7lwY)

452 Hello... is there anybody in here

Just nod if you can hear me...

Is there anyone at home?

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 01:04 AM (qAR6u)

453 I'm out. Goodnight.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 01:05 AM (NWiLs)

454 Hello... is there anybody in here

Just nod if you can hear me...

Is there anyone at home?
Posted by: kbdabear

You're only coming through in waves

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2019 01:08 AM (SfYbS)

455 Posted by: Weirddave at November 30, 2019 12:53 AM (EQkWU

Roger that.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 30, 2019 01:14 AM (2DOZq)

456 You're only coming through in waves

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2019 01:08 AM (SfYbS)

Comfortably Numb is a good song for a Marijuana themed ONT

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 01:14 AM (qAR6u)

457

The script for the highly anticipated new film, "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker," was shockingly for sale on eBay. The culprit was British actor John Boyega, who plays a stormtrooper-turned-resistance fighter in the film.

Boyega promised it was an accident. He said he left his script under his bed, and a cleaner came in, took it and put it up for sale for just $64.

A Disney employee found the script online and was able to get it back.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2019 01:15 AM (aKsyK)

458 451 Anybody else drunk on their adz?

I-i-i-i just wanna rock & roll all night
And party every day!

"There are no walls, there are no borders, there's only one nation! And that's KISS nation! Good night, everybody!"
Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 12:56 AM (Cssks)

Kissmyanthia ( Role Models)

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 30, 2019 01:16 AM (2DOZq)

459 Star Wars has a script?

Posted by: klaftern at November 30, 2019 01:19 AM (RuIsu)

460 A Disney employee found the script online and was able to get it back.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2019 01:15 AM (aKsyK)

Disney Copyright Lawyers are like the Mafia... they'll always find you

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 01:19 AM (qAR6u)

461 Seems I have the thread all to myself. What to do? What to do?

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 30, 2019 01:19 AM (2DOZq)

462 Why I pray & hope Trump will be re-elected:

"We are tenting tonight, tenting tonight,
Waiting for the war to cease,
And many are the hearts that are weary tonight,
To see the dawn of peace."

We ain't got no campgrounds.

Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 01:22 AM (Cssks)

463 Anybody else drunk on their adz?
----

One should not use woodworking tools while intoxicated.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 12:59 AM (NWiLs)


NOW he tells me.

Posted by: One-Armed Lumberjack, Slightly Hungover at November 30, 2019 01:23 AM (Y8PSl)

464 I stay in once on a Friday night and everybody else is out. I just assume they're out since they're 29.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 30, 2019 01:25 AM (2DOZq)

465 Just got back from being dragged to see "Ford vs Ferrari". Thankfully there was no gay subplot that I could detect. But then, I'm fairly oblivious to that shit.

Seemed to get the major facts right, probably changed some details for dramatic effect. I was disappointed they didn't cover Carrol Shelby's chili enterprise, but the movie is long enough as it is.

Matt Damon is Matt Damon with a bad Texas accent. Christian Bale is passable in his role. Brian Dennyhe as the GT-40 absolutely nailed it. Maybe it was the makeup but at times I believed he actually was the car.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 30, 2019 01:26 AM (xkSJa)

466 Wassup muthas?!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 30, 2019 01:26 AM (xq3Cp)

467 peace & prosperity

Questions?

Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 01:26 AM (Cssks)

468 469 Nice. What I wouldn't do 469

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 30, 2019 01:27 AM (xq3Cp)

469 Twisted Sister had it going on.

Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 01:30 AM (Cssks)

470 Butter took a hit off a joint and killed Bread. No happy ending at the farm for them.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2019 01:32 AM (COzlW)

471 472
Twisted Sister had it going on.

Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 01:30 AM (Cssks)

But not as much as Stacy's mom.
https://tinyurl.com/zedjpwa

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2019 01:32 AM (ufFY8)

472 I wonder when the media and authorities in Europe will catch on that when they say "we don't know the motivation" that everyone knows it was a muzzie having an Allah Snackbar moment.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 01:45 AM (qAR6u)

473 Smoke checked that derka derka

Posted by: KarlHungus at November 30, 2019 02:05 AM (wup5C)

474 Effin muzzies. Maybe someday we, as Western Civilization, will crush this shit with extreme prejudice. But instead we have to put up with 57 genders. Leftards are fucking us all...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 30, 2019 02:10 AM (dwIwi)

475 Floridachick:

here is the DNA study paper

https://preview.tinyurl.com/sot8s9o

and one that is similar

https://preview.tinyurl.com/tb9dgua

And here is science blogger discussing what it means on a podcast

New Archaeo-Genetics Articles With Jennifer Raff

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wtofard


Pilauco in Osorno, Chile, one of the oldest South American archeological sites

https://preview.tinyurl.com/rzomrp7

and since I suspect you speak Spanish
https://youtu.be/LZYmqPeVmec


Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2019 02:11 AM (1glZx)

476 Perneal sunning, just lovely.

Many years from now we will able to look back and see where the rise in rectal cancer came from.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 30, 2019 02:12 AM (fO8cm)

477 One-armed lumberjack, fistbump!

Posted by: Drink Like a One-Legged Ass Kicker at November 30, 2019 02:13 AM (dwIwi)

478 Kindltot

Can u give us a 25-word precis of what all that amounts to, pls?

UK media keeps referring to the knifeman as a "maniac."

Pas de tout.

Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 02:15 AM (Cssks)

479 Maniac = Muzzie Asshole, Not Identified as Actual Cause

Posted by: Drink Like a One-Legged Ass Kicker at November 30, 2019 02:18 AM (dwIwi)

480 UK media keeps referring to the knifeman as a "maniac."
Posted by: mnw

Cuz he was dancing like he's never danced before.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2019 02:27 AM (SfYbS)

481 Sunning your bum is pointless. You have to expose your anus to moonlight to unleash your full potential.

Posted by: Marianne Williamson at November 30, 2019 02:36 AM (H5knJ)

482 MNW, it is complicated:

All paleoindian DNA shows roots in Siberian/Altai region, though one type does have ancient connections with Melanesia. By genetic timing (that is complicated analysis of how genes change over time in populations) it is not considered to be a direct connection.
There are two basic paleoindian groups, the Northern that appears to have taken off across the face of the glaciers, East, and the ones that went down the coasts. Most if not all Paleoindians in southern north America and all the south American remains are of the southern types. Within these groups are other subdivisions.

The varied nature of the genetics of paleoindians suggests a very complex (what they call "textured") combination that they think may be due to long term isolation from each other in Beringia, and the term "refugia" is discussed, where groups were isolated due to conditions (their take) or self isolated (my take as a complete amateur) that then mixed in together in North and South America.

Pilauco is a site in Southern Chile that claims to be older than the previous oldest, Monteverde. This site appears to be Pre-Younger-Dryas event and shows predation by humans on an elephant species Gompethere. It also shows a knotted grass cord which is the oldest knot found in the new world, a clove hitch.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2019 02:37 AM (1glZx)

483 Further, no indication of Mousterian genetics have been found. Everyone thinks it would be fantastic, but to date none have been found.
similarities with mousterian and clovis tools may be from their use in hunting megafauna like mastadons and the like

Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2019 02:40 AM (1glZx)

484 111 Mine doesn't. Does that mean it's fake?

Posted by: Sponge


Perhaps it's just a rule in WA. Or I'm drunk again.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H)

Or and.

Yes that is the way WA state does it, 2 check digits in the license # against your last 2 years of birth.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 30, 2019 02:52 AM (sy5kK)

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Posted by: quest bars cheap at November 30, 2019 02:50 AM (fZAfW)

Frankly, there is nothing close to Ace of Spades. Some people have go-to websites that are conservative bent, and unlike Progda, try to get the facts straight first, opinion second (usually).

Some of those off the top of my head are, in no particular order, Instapundit, Breitbart, American Greatness, Legal Insurrection, Daily Caller, American Thinker, One America News Network (OANN).

There are others. And some will disagree with me about my selections. That's the way it is here at AoS.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 30, 2019 02:57 AM (sy5kK)

486 Central Banking.
Not even once.

Posted by: That Guy with a Wheelbarrow of Hyperinflated Currency at November 30, 2019 03:28 AM (tVQUs)

487 Posted by: quest bars cheap at November 30, 2019 02:50 AM (fZAfW)

Meh.

You're no lace wigs or machines for sale but welcome to the blog. Post often.

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488 Howdy! This is my first comment here so
I just wanted to give a quick shout out and say I truly enjoy reading your blog posts.

Can you recommend any other blogs/websites/forums that cover the same
topics? Many thanks!
Posted by: quest bars cheap at November 30, 2019 02:50 AM (fZAfW)

Most of the sites linked in the Morning Report are pretty good.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 30, 2019 03:31 AM (tVQUs)

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That last pic! Lol

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Posted by: Mid shelf generic commenter at November 30, 2019 03:36 AM (vqIkG)

491 482 Maniac = Muzzie Asshole, Not Identified as Actual Cause
Posted by: Drink Like a One-Legged Ass Kicker at November 30, 2019 02:18 AM (dwIwi)

Nicely done, probably not what UK media means, but accurate nonetheless.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2019 03:38 AM (IDhUW)

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One should not use woodworking tools while intoxicated.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 12:59 AM (NWiLs)

NOW he tells me.
Posted by: One-Armed Lumberjack, Slightly Hungover at November 30, 2019 01:23 AM (Y8PSl)

No wonder Brietbart read the comments here.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2019 03:42 AM (IDhUW)

493 In every western movie or novel I ever read, only Little Big Man had an openly gay Indian


Blame it on Bunga-Bunga

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 03:44 AM (arJlL)

494 Twisted Sister had it going on.

Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 01:30 AM

What is "it", and is there a cure?

(Full disclosure: Stay Hungry was one of the very first, if not actually first, LPs I ever owned.)

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2019 03:44 AM (I99aF)

495 The jibberish generator he used must of burned out.

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Edit: "must have burnt out"

The rest of the comment was crystal clear
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Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2019 03:45 AM (IDhUW)

496 Lesson of first pic: Don't share your PCP-dipped joints.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2019 03:47 AM (I99aF)

497 I no use for grammar pendants have.

Posted by: or grammer pedants. at November 30, 2019 03:47 AM (vqIkG)

498 TCM is showing a short feature about some old film or whatever, and it features Sharon Tate, an up and coming actress.
Sad.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2019 03:51 AM (ufFY8)

499 501 I no use for grammar pendants have.
Posted by: or grammer pedants. at November 30, 2019 03:47 AM (vqIkG)

Yoda? Is that you?

Do grammar pendants look like punctuation marks?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2019 03:52 AM (IDhUW)

500 Pushing the upcoming film, "Eye of the Devil".
Even creepier.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2019 03:53 AM (ufFY8)

501 Sharon Tate was a babe in 1966.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2019 03:53 AM (ufFY8)

502 500 Lesson of first pic: Don't share your PCP-dipped joints.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2019 03:47 AM (I99aF)

Nor forget the cranberry sauce

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2019 03:54 AM (IDhUW)

503 It's 3 AM on a Saturday Morning. Relax. Chill. Have a bowl of CoCo Puffs. Be wild, use chocolate milk.
Enjoy.

Posted by: Pixie amd Dixie at November 30, 2019 03:56 AM (vqIkG)

504 Did Sharon Tate play Shaun Spencer's mom on Pysch?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2019 03:58 AM (IDhUW)

505 507 It's 3 AM on a Saturday Morning. Relax. Chill. Have a bowl of CoCo Puffs. Be wild, use chocolate milk.
Enjoy.

Calvin's favorite breakfast

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2019 04:00 AM (IDhUW)

506 508
Did Sharon Tate play Shaun Spencer's mom on Pysch?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2019 03:58 AM (IDhUW)

That was Cybil Shepherd.
Sharon Tate was murdered by Charles Manson's 'family'.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2019 04:01 AM (ufFY8)

507 Sharon Tate was murdered by Charles Manson's 'family'.
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Oh, I understand all of your comments now. Sad, indeed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2019 04:04 AM (IDhUW)

508 Goodnight

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2019 04:12 AM (IDhUW)

509 I suspect Merkel's speech makes perfect sense in the original. But I have never learnt that foul Orcish tongue.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 30, 2019 04:12 AM (ZbwAu)

510 "There's something you don't see every day, Chauncey. A Democrat calling for taxing the poor."

"Oh, I don't know, Edgar. What do you think tobacco taxes do?"

I've got to give Bloomberg points for a different take. IIRC, Ptolomeic Egypt made this work.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 30, 2019 04:17 AM (ZbwAu)

511 Just got in from a King Diamond concert. Got to meet the band. Incredible performer.

Posted by: nip at November 30, 2019 04:18 AM (cpS4u)

512 Perineum sunning is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by
______

Surely this is an essential element of draining the swamp. By letting sunlight into DC, we cannot avoid exposing a lot of assholes.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 30, 2019 04:20 AM (ZbwAu)

513 Good morning all. I don't think it's wise to take advise on butthole tanning from someone called Ra of Earth. And butthole tanning sounds ridiculous.

Posted by: IC at November 30, 2019 04:25 AM (MF7A6)

514 Hiya IC !

Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 04:50 AM (arJlL)

515 Sharon Tate also had a minor role in The Beverly Hillbillies. A secretary, I believe.

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 30, 2019 04:51 AM (7ZQe3)

516 Been up 1/2 hr

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:02 AM (ZCEU2)

517 I got willowed on a thread from yesterday so I'll repeat my question: How is Doomberg not an oligarch?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 30, 2019 05:03 AM (vGJY7)

518 I am lucky in I start drinking I lose all motivation to do work, so never had any incidents of drunken working.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:06 AM (ZCEU2)

519 521 I would say he is

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:13 AM (ZCEU2)

520 Well if I don't have a treat, making Cream of Wheat but only had a few blueberries left so wasn't going to use them, but found blueberry preserves to add to it

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:16 AM (ZCEU2)

521 I have leftover raspberries to use up. Made a cheesecake for my oldest's birthday and topped it with a raspberry sauce.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 05:20 AM (Z/jzm)

522 Letters from an Asshole, the Bill Kristol story. This Sunday morning at ten.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at November 30, 2019 05:28 AM (cR+fB)

523 Good morning youngsters

Posted by: teej at November 30, 2019 05:28 AM (TE+16)

524 > Sharon Tate also had a minor role in The Beverly Hillbillies. A secretary, I believe.
She played a lot of roles that could be described as "The Girl With The Large Breasts" (as Monty Python would put it).
She was actually a reasonably good actress, though, physical charms aside.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2019 05:29 AM (oQp6r)

525 I've been debating what Christmas cookies to make this year. Three and a half weeks is a short window. Definitely need to make stollen. I missed making biscotti last year, and i found my grandma's recipe for kolache. (spelling?) The ones i see for those online are similar- a cream cheese based dough, filled. Her recipe uses a date filling.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 05:31 AM (Z/jzm)

526 Couple articals on Democrat/ Ukrainian corruption, no wonder they were using the mirror trick.

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:32 AM (ZCEU2)

527 Hi My Life Is Insanity, I fell asleep and woke up early, so here I am. Thank you for all of your helpful hints and encouragement, just want you to know how much I appreciate it. How is your Hubby feeling these days?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 30, 2019 05:32 AM (a4EWo)

528 So, is the Daily Wire one of those paywall places?
If so, I sure wish cobs and such would let you know it's a link to them so I don't even bother.

Posted by: teej at November 30, 2019 05:34 AM (TE+16)

529 If I had to limit cookie making
1 chocolate chip
2 snickerdoodles
3spritz

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:40 AM (ZCEU2)

530 Hi Debby, this is a tough road, isn't it? Hubby is feeling fine. The fogginess after the seizure has gotten better. MRI looked like what it should after radiation, but they will be keep an eye on it, 3 more MRIs in next 4 months. He thinks he can overcome the DOT regs about driving. I'm not so optimistic, but try not to let that show.

I'm noticing in him more signs of forgetfulness, and I don't know if it's because I'm hyper aware of my mom's decline or if it's just his fatigue. Worrisome, tho.

How are you doing?

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 05:42 AM (Z/jzm)

531 I hate when you run into a paywall,I see one of the sites I go to is moving articles into a VIP zone

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:43 AM (ZCEU2)

532 Skip, i make choc chip all year. Christmas cookies around here are once a year only.

Roll out sugar cookies
Pecan fingers
Anise cookies

Are the 3 must haves.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 05:44 AM (Z/jzm)

533 The London bridge attacker was convicted of terrorism in 2012 and released last year.

https://youtu.be/jhmbREJEEL8

I was aware of the story but had not been up on the short version of what happened.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2019 05:48 AM (LxTcq)

534 Now playing - The Way it Is (love the keyboards)
Up next - Jazzman (Carole King, 'nuff said)
After that, South City Midnight Lady (favorite Doobies tune)

Posted by: teej at November 30, 2019 05:52 AM (TE+16)

535 Chocolate chip all year? Need a boarder who can do carpentry around the house?

Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:54 AM (ZCEU2)

536 I am doing alright, working on being more patient. We had a really nice Thanksgiving and he ate really well. I can't believe Christmas will be here so soon! I told the kids not to expect too much this year because I am exhausted from caring for their Dad. They get it, and they are really sweet with him when they are around. I'm glad to hear that your husband is feeling better.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 30, 2019 05:59 AM (a4EWo)

537 Skip, LOL! And YES! But I should mention the house is a money pit of never-ending fixes and remodeling.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 05:59 AM (Z/jzm)

538 Patience. Yeah, not my strong-suit.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 06:02 AM (Z/jzm)

539 EMT is NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:03 AM (vd8XM)

540 "There's something you don't see every day, Chauncey. A Democrat calling for taxing the poor."

"Oh, I don't know, Edgar. What do you think tobacco taxes do?"


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: State Lotteries at November 30, 2019 06:10 AM (DMUuz)

541 Jacuzzi hot tubs are made in Arkansas. I went to school with two of the Jacuzzi sisters and they were very nice.

Posted by: Ann K. at November 30, 2019 09:19 AM (App2p)

542 Anybody who thinks writing CFA about their - now multiple - recent actions to curry favor with the left is fooling themselves.

Find another place to eat.

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Posted by: Laura Morris at December 01, 2019 02:24 AM (WlAeo)

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