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Good evening. I hope all of y'all had a pleasant Thanksgiving, and that none of you succumbed to temptation and experimented with.....marijuana.
Black Friday History Hit
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Jonesing For Power
Watch till the end. Angela Merkel says: we have to take away your freedom of speech, or else society won’t be free. pic.twitter.com/Y3qROvDQXg
— Ezra Levant ? (@ezralevant) November 28, 2019
“When we raise taxes on the poor, it’s good because then the poor will live longer because they can’t afford as many things that kill them.”
— Rob O'Donnell (@odonnell_r) November 28, 2019
~Nanny State Mayor Bloomberg pic.twitter.com/23p443ieg4
These People Have To Be High ‘Perineum sunning’ is latest insanity wellness influencers swear by
“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” says an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure.Hey, I wonder if anyone has photoshopped creepy Biden into one of these pics?
Running Out Of Drug Jokes
Every U.S. State Perfectly Captured By One Photograph Arkansas and North Dakota are pretty cool. Gotta give the nod to Arkansas: Beer, hotubs and hunting sound like a winning combination.
If It Lasts Longer Than 4 Hours, Call A Doctor
Viewer discretion is advised! Here is a video of the shooting on #LondonBridge pic.twitter.com/f6lnRJkURH
— jord (@jordansjungle_) November 29, 2019
Covenant House is an extremely LGBT-friendly, supporting the annual New York City gay pride parade with a float and the hashtag #CovUnity. It also helps to fund the LGBT agenda on a national basis. “Chick-Fil-A dumps the Salvation Army because it wants to expand into new markets and now shuns originations the LGBT activists falsely call “anti-LGBT”, and then turns 180 degrees to announce that it will now fund Covenant House, a radical LGBTQ activist organization that celebrates homosexuality, transgenderism, and the entire LGBTQ agenda,” Staver wrote. Even worse, a report from Church Militant indicated that Covenant House took a young girl to an abortion clinic earlier this year to presumably murder her baby in the womb. Four pro-life protesters saw a Covenant House van pull up to the abortion facility in Detroit where they saw a young woman who looked to be sedated walk into the clinic.Now, I don't think that CFA should be boycotted or anything like that, I'm not a leftist. Also, CFA is supremely good at what it does: making delicious chicken sandwiches. Still, part of the appeal of CFA was that they stood up to the mobocracy and held true to their beliefs. Many times I chose CFA over a competitor when considering where to eat lunch because I thought that kind of thing should be rewarded. I'm not saying that I'll never eat at CFA again, but that feeling is gone, and so it the bias that went with it. Related: Thinking of Boycotting Chick-fil-A? Why Don't You Talk to Them First? A good suggestion. I'm going to do exactly that.
MUST READ I don't label many thing “must read”, but here I'm making an exception. Go read this.
How Labour turned London into a foreign city: Fewer than half the capital's population are white British, gangsters from Somalia terrorise the suburbs and even the tramps are immigrants, reveals astonishing new book
A vision of our future?
Libs Around The World Western “Begpackers” Are Asking For Fundings From The Locals In Asia!
It's The End Of The World As We Know It, And I Feel Fine
Two For The Good Guys Hong Kongers Give Thanks to America The “History started the day I was born” crowd is clueless, but I remember the 1980s...
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MLB Star Teaches Sons About Guns In Case Sanders And Socialism Win. Celebs Rip Him. He Hammers Them.
Clever Engineering
GravityLight is an LED light powered by a bag filled with rocks, attached to a cord, which slowly descends and powers the light for up to 20 minutes. Intended as a replacement for kerosene lamps in the developing world it has no operating costs https://t.co/vUGjsRXbEk pic.twitter.com/prBU6MA3qz
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) November 25, 2019
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:37 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:38 PM (UUBmN)
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Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2019 09:43 PM (r6GXX)
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Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 09:45 PM (DMUuz)
I saw Aubrey Huff's comments on Twitter and wanted to stand and cheer. He didn't apologize and gave it right back to his idiot critics. We need more like him.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 29, 2019 09:45 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2019 09:46 PM (l3+k2)
GravityLight is an LED light powered by a bag filled with rocks, attached to a cord, which slowly descends and powers the light for up to 20 minutes. Intended as a replacement for kerosene lamps in the developing world it has no operating costs
The Weather Rock is a rock, hung on a chain from a tripod. Intended as a replacement for intricate weather forecasting in the developing world, it has no operating costs.
- If the rock is wet, it's raining.
- If the rock is swinging, the wind is blowing.
- If the rock casts a shadow, the sun is shining.
- If the rock does not cast a shadow and is not wet, the sky is cloudy.
- If the rock is difficult to see, it is foggy.
- If the rock is white, it is snowing.
- If the rock is coated with ice, there is a frost.
- If the ice is thick, it's a heavy frost.
- If the rock is bouncing, there is an earthquake.
- If the rock is under water, there is a flood.
- If the rock is warm, it is sunny.
- If the rock is missing, there was a tornado.
- If the rock is wet and swinging violently, there is a hurricane.
- If the rock can be felt but not seen, it is night time.
- If the rock has white splats on it, watch out for birds.
- If there are two rocks, stop drinking, you are drunk.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:46 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:47 PM (Jgzxr)
I simply must have their newsletter.
Posted by: Shemp! at November 29, 2019 09:47 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Mike Yerian at November 29, 2019 09:48 PM (MOTel)
Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2019 09:48 PM (D59ia)
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 09:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:50 PM (Jgzxr)
OK, the police found a handwritten list of things required for the robbery IN THE CAR, along with some of the money.
Fer cryin' out loud, people! At least leave the list at home! Make 'em work for it! *smdh*
Posted by: GWB at November 29, 2019 09:51 PM (VM0fq)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 09:51 PM (dBBa6)
China, among others said "Knock it off! You cannot do that."
Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:47 PM (Jgzxr)
All foreign cultures are known for their open-handed generosity.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:52 PM (7rVsF)
oh man that Bloomie video. He is just so *yawn* interesting and has *yawn* the answers to everything. If we just *yawn* listen to him *yawn* we'll all sleep....I mean live to 150
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 09:52 PM (rCBJb)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 29, 2019 09:52 PM (5xVi+)
You know, the ONT always delivers but WeirdDave, I must say, this one stands at the pinnacle of weirdness.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 09:52 PM (Y4EXg)
As she tried to get me to HUSH!!!!!! I told her that was his problem and not mine, then followed it up with "I'm to old to go diving into a locker."
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 09:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CFA at November 29, 2019 09:52 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Jmel at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (G546f)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 09:52 PM (rCBJb)
That and he's got to be the DUMBEST billionaire on Earth.
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (NbXNA)
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Posted by: Northernlurker at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (5xVi+)
I just read in Douglas Murray's "The Strange Death of Europe" that only 44.9 percent of London residents now identify themselves as "white British".
He said that the Norman invasion led to no more than 5 percent of the population of England being Norman. This deliberate push for a more diverse populace is wreaking all sorts of change on the character of the nation. The racial or ethnic origin was foremost in mind but nobody was paying attention to the creed/religion of the new immigrants.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
Current Bloomberg: "I am running for President based on my record as Mayor of New York, which I disavow because I'm now a Democrat."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (7rVsF)
I'm surprised that the Limey cop shot Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed. It will probably be considered a hate crime and the cop will lose his job
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (rCBJb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 09:55 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:55 PM (Jgzxr)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 09:53 PM (G546f)
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All the "street kids" on Haight St live in mansions down in Hillsborough.
Posted by: Towelie at November 29, 2019 09:55 PM (EZebt)
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Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:42 PM (Jgzxr)
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Krauts.
They can't be reformed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 09:57 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 29, 2019 09:57 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:00 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:00 PM (UUBmN)
Failed NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick trashed the United States on "Unthanksgiving Day," accusing the United States of having "stolen" billions of acres of land from "Indigenous people."
In a tweet that featured a video, Kaepernick wrote, "Spent the morning at the Indigenous People's Sunrise Ceremony on the 50 year anniversary of the Occupation of Alcatraz. The US government has stolen over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people. Thank you to my Indigenous family, I'm with you today and always."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 10:01 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2019 10:01 PM (LpdKl)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:02 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:02 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Colon Krapperdick at November 29, 2019 10:03 PM (EgshT)
The US government has stolen over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people.
*checks records*
Should have been 1.6 billion! Who screwed up and left them some?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:03 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:04 PM (G546f)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2019 10:04 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 29, 2019 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
at the Indigenous People's Sunrise Ceremony on the 50 year anniversary
of the Occupation of Alcatraz. The US government has stolen over 1.5
billion acres of land from Indigenous people. Thank you to my Indigenous
family, I'm with you today and always."
Finally! Time to commence the bombings and retake the casinos!
Posted by: 25 star general Zap Brannigan at November 29, 2019 10:05 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2019 10:05 PM (pMesZ)
Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2019 10:06 PM (wo3c/)
So, hopefully, we can get our turkey burgers at Smashburger again next week.
Personally I was supporting the strikers in this case, with some caveats. I used to work at Sysco and I can attest how they despise their employees. And the Teamsters had a legitimate grievance, at least on the face of it; they weren't just demanding MOAR STUFF.
The main caveat I got is, how come Sysco even exists. It's a near monopoly. It got through Democrat administrations on account of it having SJW in its human-resource department - and I mean the worst SJW I've ever seen, even in the 2000s. That's how fascism works: your company is a monopoly and you hire political-officers to beat down your employees.
Break up Sysco, Mister President!!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 29, 2019 10:06 PM (ykYG2)
You have my permission to beat the living fuck out of any begpacker you come across.
They are liberal douchebags that think they are better than you and you should pay their way in life.
Thanks.
America
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 10:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Thunder snow is here! FML...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2019 10:01 PM (LpdKl)
Was that the Bond movie that Tom Jones sang the theme song for?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:08 PM (rCBJb)
They sent me a stock email encouraging me to read more at a website. I went to said website where it informed me that CFA perhaps still could donate to Christian-based charities in the future if they thought they might want to.
So I wrote back and asked, "if you still could contribute to Christian charities, are you going to and why did you end your donations to the current charities?"
They sent me back a stock email, informing me to go to read more at a website......
So yeah, no.
They basically are just double talking and advising their customers to go read a website in the hopes you are too f*cking stupid to understand their shift in policy or too F*cking lazy to check.
I'm not gonna boycott CFA, because every other corporate c*ck-suckhole are also sodomite, nut-gurgler failure theatre shops as well.
Instead every couple of weeks or so, when I have the yearning for a little hate-chicken, I'll skip my visit and stick an extra ten spot in the offering plate on Sunday instead.
F*ck em and feed 'em fish heads. Choke on your NYC and Londonistan profits, CFA.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 29, 2019 10:08 PM (8BaLj)
I used to work at Sysco and I can attest how they despise their employees.
All companies despise their employees. It is the considered opinion of the MBAs that by accepting a paycheck, you're stealing from shareholders. You're a cost, to be gotten rid of as soon as possible.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:09 PM (7rVsF)
... I must be dead
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:09 PM (G546f)
Posted by: wing at November 29, 2019 10:09 PM (JFzNN)
United States on "Unthanksgiving Day," accusing the United States of
having "stolen" billions of acres of land from "Indigenous people."
In a tweet that featured a video, Kaepernick wrote, "Spent the
morning at the Indigenous People's Sunrise Ceremony on the 50 year
anniversary of the Occupation of Alcatraz. The US government has stolen
over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people. Thank you to my
Indigenous family, I'm with you today and always."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 10:01 PM (aKsyK)
My indigenous family? He's going the Squaw Liz route?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:10 PM (rCBJb)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2019 09:43 PM (r6GXX)
But it is $2500 too much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 10:10 PM (/sgva)
My Black Friday shopping consisted of ordering one 8-pound tub of K9-Power ShowStopper coat powder.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:10 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)
Mrs Ibguy and I are in New England spending Thanksgiving Week with The Girls.
Family rocks.
Have a GREAT weekend!
Posted by: ibguy at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (/vf3T)
Didn't think so.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
They appointed an Obamaite SJW as the head of their charitable organization. Little wonder that Christian organizations are out and the usual left-wing slush funds are in.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (SfYbS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzclOi3lGE4
Yes! Yes! Again!
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 29, 2019 10:05 PM (Dc2NZ)
Is that the voice of Frank Oz?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (G546f)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:10 PM (rCBJb)
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Isn't he Somali-ish? Perhaps he should return to his ancestral lands.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 10:12 PM (Jgzxr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:12 PM (7rVsF)
No, its the siren song of the snow shovel....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2019 10:12 PM (LpdKl)
I think its wonderful that Kaepernick --
-- I've probably lost you troglodytes. What I'm saying, of course, is from the perspective of a troll.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:13 PM (dBBa6)
The translation is awful, as is the guy's takeaway from reading the translation.
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 10:13 PM (aKxkI)
No, dickhead.
They traded and paid for the lands. The indians tried to get it back and we fought them for it.
To the winner goes the spoils.
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 10:13 PM (Zz0t1)
What's Kaepernick complaining about? We gave the Indigenous People all those snazzy blankets.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:12 PM (7rVsF)
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Plus all that prime Oklahoma real estate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:13 PM (XVuno)
The fat girl's preggers?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2019 10:13 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:10 PM (7rVsF)
ooh! I actually know what that is
I'm thinking of buying doggeh some booties for snowy days
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:13 PM (G546f)
Donald Trump is terrified that Joe Biden will become the Democratic nominee. He's too much of a coward to face the Democrat who has the best chance of beating him.
Posted by: mallfly the peach of poughkipsee at November 29, 2019 10:14 PM (YG34V)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:14 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 29, 2019 10:14 PM (H5knJ)
"The US government has stolen over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people."
That's what they get for being on our land before we got here.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2019 10:15 PM (eXA4G)
Wow, I had no idea. Dad worked for Nobel out of Denver. (I still have Mrs. Nobel's Irish Creme recipe. Just can't find ingredients anymore.) He was pissed when they sold out to Sysco. He retired early in 99. Top Salesman.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:16 PM (O/X1S)
"The US government has stolen over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people."
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We made up for it by introducing them to alcohol.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:16 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:16 PM (UUBmN)
Donald Trump is terrified that Joe Biden will become the Democratic nominee. He's too much of a coward to face the Democrat who has the best chance of beating him.
Posted by: mallfly the peach of poughkipsee
I'm the candidate with the best chance of beating himself.
Posted by: Carlos Danger 2020 at November 29, 2019 10:16 PM (SfYbS)
A statistical association is not the same thing as causation.
*sadly tears up 98% of sociology research papers*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:16 PM (7rVsF)
family, I'm with you today and always
I guess the white folks who adopted him and raised him do not deserve the credit? Got it.
Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 10:16 PM (JGYMS)
Hadrian did you see my response in the last thread? Yes, I got the item. Thank you!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:16 PM (UUBmN)
Great! Now all you have to do is endure my abysmal taste in music.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:17 PM (7rVsF)
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very true
otoh, either way , one's chances of encountering the crazy increases with being around the recreationally high
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:17 PM (G546f)
When the US fought the Comanche Empire, and won (like no-one else had) they didn't give the land "back", because there was no nation there except the Comanche Empire.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 29, 2019 10:18 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2019 09:43 PM (r6GXX)
But it is $2500 too much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 10:10 PM
Its still a misleading headline. That year they gave over $9 million to charities. There were a lot that were $2500 and below. I don't like their recent shift against the Salvation Army, but a $2500 donation is not "bankrolling".
Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2019 10:18 PM (r6GXX)
I guess the white folks who adopted him and raised him do not deserve the credit?
For what? Raising a cretin?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:19 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:14 PM (LOq4H)
Mine doesn't. Does that mean it's fake?
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 10:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Here's a wheelbarrow full of beads...
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 10:19 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:20 PM (KP5rU)
Video tape your dog's intro to wearing those booties and share!
Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 10:20 PM (JGYMS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:20 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 29, 2019 10:20 PM (AOQ4d)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:21 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Sponge
Perhaps it's just a rule in WA. Or I'm drunk again.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H)
It's just a riff on the hand-cranked LED flashlight, of which I have one, and it takes a fair bit of cranking to get it lit. It takes a lot of work to make light.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 10:21 PM (/sgva)
"The US government has stolen over 1.5 billion acres of land from Indigenous people."
Here, here's Camden, NJ, East St. Louis, IL, Gary, IN and Scranton, PA to start.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:21 PM (7rVsF)
Really, no crap?
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 29, 2019 10:22 PM (Fxgkp)
GFY 2nd rate QB.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 10:23 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2019 10:23 PM (gP/Z3)
So there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:24 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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That's what they're finding out with the test. (Feel sorry for the guy, though. The test will most like be positive, and then she'll go into labor seven months too soon. The baby will be premature by about 30 weeks and that'll rack up some medical bills, which he'll dutifully pay. Concerned, he'll want to see the baby but won't because, as she will caution. the baby was so premature that it's in a special NICU that doesn't let the fathers in. He'll understand, but it will surely take an emotional and financial toll.)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 10:24 PM (dBBa6)
And stolen trillions from it's citizens to provide for some "other" citizens.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:24 PM (LOq4H)
I have to say that Turkey Ala King is in the top five of Thanksgiving foodstuffs.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 29, 2019 10:05 PM (pMesZ)
*remembers MRE Turkey A La Thing from the late 80s, pins photo of Vashta on dart board*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2019 10:25 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 29, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2)
And stolen trillions from it's citizens to provide for some "other" citizens.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:24 PM (LOq4H)
Poverty rate, 1964: 15%
Poverty rate, 2019: 15%
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:25 PM (7rVsF)
Good for him!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 29, 2019 10:26 PM (PkVlr)
Bullshit. Not true, and a lie. You're better than this, Cicero.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 29, 2019 10:26 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 10:26 PM (JGYMS)
Fortunately for the US Army, there were only a few thousand Comanches.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 29, 2019 10:27 PM (JtHJd)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 29, 2019 10:18 PM (r6GXX)
Giving Dime One to that fraudulent scam hate group is proof that whoever manages their giving needs to be horsewhipped.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 10:27 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 29, 2019 10:29 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2019 10:29 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:29 PM (KP5rU)
Indigenous People are lucky the British and French got here first. If it had been the Lithuanians, there wouldn't have been a man jack left alive.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:29 PM (7rVsF)
Says the 49er who made his fortune driving his team into Redskin territory.
Did you steal those touchdowns, dickhead?
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 10:30 PM (aKxkI)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 29, 2019 10:30 PM (oGNNA)
So there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:24 PM (XVuno)
The SoulTrains.....WTF are you talking about?
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 10:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 29, 2019 10:31 PM (o1fzk)
Life is good sometimes.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:32 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 29, 2019 10:29 PM (o1fzk)
Good to see I'm on the same wavelengths with some here occasionally.
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 10:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Bullshit. Not true, and a lie. You're better than this, Cicero
*********
But the Yana people, of whom we know little I admit, were of European type ethnicity (ANE) and they blended with east Asians as they migrated onto the Americas. The people who first populated the new world had ethnic relationship with north eastern Europeans, east Asians and Siberians. At least, that is the latest I've read. Story still developing though.
Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (JGYMS)
Posted by: Sponge
First one that popped up on YooToob: Jungle Boogie
https://youtu.be/lODBVM802H8
My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
Hey, Ladyl!!
Confession time: As much as I admire, borderline-worship Colin Kaepernick, he kind of bums me out, makes me feel inadequate. Not the athletic stuff -- height, strength, athletic ability -- that's all superficial and no one cares about that -- but I'll never be able to measure up to Kaepernick as a troll.
I mean, yeah, he went to the Super Bowl and finished the season second-best -- but then he became AMERICA'S GREATEST TROLL and has held the title for more than three years running.
I'll never come close to that.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (dBBa6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Burger Chef at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (RuIsu)
Poverty rate, 2019: 15%
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 10:25 PM (7rVsF)
So the War On Poverty is going like every other war we've fought since WWII.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (aS1PU)
Especially the Frito ones...
Posted by: JoeF. at November 29, 2019 10:31 PM (o1fzk)
Banditas was a terrible movie.
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 10:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: skywch at November 29, 2019 10:34 PM (IWvy/)
*******
Or the Russians.
Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 10:35 PM (JGYMS)
Posted by: WaterCow
True, but in all likely hood, you know who your dad is...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:35 PM (LOq4H)
I'll never come close to that.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (dBBa6)
That's very astute of you, Watercow. The world needs more stutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 10:35 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 10:36 PM (go+84)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 29, 2019 10:36 PM (G+fYZ)
https://tinyurl.com/yx3blgek
https://tinyurl.com/us9pxus
https://tinyurl.com/tboxdfq
https://tinyurl.com/yx58sob9
https://tinyurl.com/vkbu6tn
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:36 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: skywch
Considering the Engrish syntax, I'm guessing they couldn't tell South Dakota from South Carolina.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 10:37 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:37 PM (KP5rU)
Judi Dench is a complete beyotch as M in Goldeneye, isn't she?
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:11 PM (G546f)
She was a complete bitch in all of them. She was part of the middle finger to the fans that started with the awful Brosnan movies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:38 PM (kX0vZ)
Think Beringia and ice age. The Yana are later than that
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 10:38 PM (Z+l9n)
Posted by: PlasmaGoat at November 29, 2019 10:38 PM (G+fYZ)
Posted by: skywch at November 29, 2019 10:34 PM (IWvy/)
~~~~~
Yeah, I noticed that too. Also, they used the cast of Jersey Shore for NJ, but those guys are from Staten Island, NY. They and their ilk just invade the Shore every summer.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 29, 2019 10:39 PM (sGotD)
https://tinyurl.com/yx44o8dx
https://tinyurl.com/vasxvjv
https://tinyurl.com/rdlfqlr
https://tinyurl.com/rlmo8zu
https://tinyurl.com/wycmb26
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:39 PM (qAR6u)
*******
Or the Russians.
Posted by: Floridachick
Or if the Ming had sent their treasure ships east.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 10:39 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:40 PM (KP5rU)
no pic and multilayered paper with numbers
no watermarks
a little glue and an exacto knife
presto from 15 to 21 yrs in 5 minutes
of course when I was 15, I looked 12
but I was tall, so it worked, most of the time
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 10:41 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:40 PM (KP5rU)
His comment wasn't baaaaaad.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 10:41 PM (aS1PU)
Or if the Ming had sent their treasure ships east.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 10:39 PM (SfYbS)
They were merciless
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:41 PM (kX0vZ)
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 10:42 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 29, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2)
That could be what happened. When I worked for large corporations if you donated to an IRS recognized tax deductible charity, you just filled out a form and they would match the donation.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 29, 2019 10:42 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2019 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
I mean, yeah, he went to the Super Bowl and finished the season second-best -- but then he became AMERICA'S GREATEST TROLL and has held the title for more than three years running.
I'll never come close to that.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:33 PM (dBBa6)
Now, now, WaterCow.
You know what they say: comparisons are odious!.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 29, 2019 10:42 PM (AOQ4d)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 29, 2019 10:26 PM (ykYG2)
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You're wrong, BTH.
I'm no better than this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:43 PM (XVuno)
no pic and multilayered paper with numbers
no watermarks
a little glue and an exacto knife
presto from 15 to 21 yrs in 5 minutes
of course when I was 15, I looked 12
but I was tall, so it worked, most of the time
Posted by: REDACTED
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In the 60's you only had to be 18 to drink
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:43 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 10:43 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: PlasmaGoat
________
AM NOT!!!! I'm a progressive. Which is not the same as a socialist, which is not the same as a communist, not that either one --
--wait, "libertarian"?? How in the world did you conclude that?!?!?
Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:44 PM (dBBa6)
160 WaterCow is a libertarian and a fag. But I repeat myself.
Posted by: PlasmaGoat at November 29, 2019 10:38 PM (G+fYZ)
Please don't be mean to WaterCow.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 29, 2019 10:44 PM (AOQ4d)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2019 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
I kid you not, and don't call me Shirley.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 10:45 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:43 PM (UUBmN)
I don't this is true, not in TX anyhow
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 10:45 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2019 10:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2019 10:45 PM (l9m7l)
Humans have been on the planet for an estimated 1 million years. In all that time up until 10,000 years ago there were no human beings in the entire Western Hemisphere?
Or maybe the Asiatics who migrated to the Western Hemisphere killed off all the indigenous people and took their land.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:46 PM (qAR6u)
She was a complete bitch in all of them. She was part of the middle finger to the fans that started with the awful Brosnan movies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:38 PM (kX0vZ)
Brosnan was ok as Bond.
Craig is so awful though.
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:46 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:47 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
You're good at sayings, Ladyl. I'll never be as good at those as you are.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:47 PM (dBBa6)
Posted by: Erik Von Daniken at November 29, 2019 10:48 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Had a strange Aura about them.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
But lacked Flash
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:48 PM (G546f)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:46 PM (qAR6u)
You don't say?
Posted by: zombie Kennewick Man at November 29, 2019 10:48 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: vmom
---
Yes. The actress that played the Queen though, she really captured her.
https://youtu.be/S0ZFBun4WMs?t=14
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (Y4EXg)
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Well sure, if you consider Neanderthals human.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (XVuno)
Or maybe the Asiatics who migrated to the Western Hemisphere killed off all the indigenous people and took their land.
Posted by: kbdabear
If I remember my anthropology courses right, Polynesians had made it to the west coast of South America and set up colonies until the Asiatic Injuns came and exterminated them.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (SfYbS)
You're good at sayings, Ladyl. I'll never be as good at those as you are.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:47 PM (dBBa6)
No, WaterCow. Probably not. Sadly.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (AOQ4d)
Craig is so awful though.
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:46 PM (G546f)
Casino Royale was very good. It's been a steep make that death spiral down ever since with Craig.
Brosnan could have been a very good Bond but his movies were terrible.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (kX0vZ)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:43 PM (UUBmN)
TX lowered it to 18 in 1973
21 in the 60's
knew it had to be
used to buy beer for older kids that weren't 21
yes, I was a criminal even then
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (rpxSz)
toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the
sky and make sounds of pleasure.
___
Is it just me or is that kind of hot?
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: PlasmaGoat
________
AM NOT!!!! I'm a progressive. Which is not the same as a socialist, which is not the same as a communist, not that either one --
--wait, "libertarian"?? How in the world did you conclude that?!?!?
Posted by: WaterCow at November 29, 2019 10:44 PM (dBBa6)
-------------------------
Must be all the books..... he did say "librarian", right?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: REDACTED
Wa. was 21, Idaho 18 for beer, 21 for the hard stuff. The road between Pullman Wa. (WSU) and Moscow Id. (U of I) 10 miles was called the Highway of Death...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (LOq4H)
Think Beringia and ice age. The Yana are later than that
*****
Very interesting. The people I was referring to and have read about them labeled as the Yana people ( I dont mean the steppe Yamnaya or the California Yana tribe) were actually discovered in Alaska. They were of Siberian origin: Three mummified babies dated to 11,500 years ago. I would love to see any research information on this.
Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (JGYMS)
Keep trying though, you can be anything you want. I suspect you want pancakes.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (Z+l9n)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 10:43 PM (UUBmN)
I don't this is true, not in TX anyhow
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 10:45 PM (rpxSz)
Drinking age was 18 in New York back then and in New Jersey it was 21. New Jersey lowered the drinking age to 18 because there were so many fatal accidents involving kids driving the NY to drink.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:51 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (WdocV)
It's just you. Well, you and Pete Buttplug.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 10:51 PM (aS1PU)
toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the
sky and make sounds of pleasure.
___
Is it just me or is that kind of hot?
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 29, 2019 10:49 PM (WdocV)
The Invisible Man made a gay porno? How did they know it wasn't an impostor?
Posted by: zombie Kennewick Man at November 29, 2019 10:51 PM (/sgva)
You've all made this the greatest place on the internet.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2019 10:52 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 10:52 PM (go+84)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:52 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (WdocV)
that reminds me - Craig did the voice for the villain in the Tintin movie
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:53 PM (G546f)
That terrorist in London -- 'cuz he got SMOKED by an English guy!!!!
Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 10:53 PM (dBBa6)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (WdocV)
^^^^This x 1,000,000. I've been saying that since he first appeared. I Don't like him as Bond.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 10:53 PM (aS1PU)
***
Craig looks, and acts, like one of Bond's KGB rivals.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (WdocV)
Craig is a wanker. I really hope the new Bond movie goes over as well as the Charlie's Angels pile of dung did
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:53 PM (kX0vZ)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 29, 2019 10:54 PM (cDw3P)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:50 PM (LOq4H)
we were drinking in bars when we were 14
in Acuna
fairly wild place then
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 10:54 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2019 10:55 PM (l9m7l)
That terrorist in London -- 'cuz he got SMOKED by an English guy!!!!
Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 10:53 PM (dBBa6)
True.
I can't believe people don't see it.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 29, 2019 10:55 PM (Rz2Nc)
We know nothing, Jon Snow.
Asians came across the land bridge. Asians came across the ice edge. Polynesians came when they missed Hawaii and kept coming.
Europeans came in documented instance (two Icelandic sagas) but they also came otherwise.
It's only been about ten years now that everyone agrees we fucked Neanderthals and made babies and not just war.
I think all simple theories of the spread of humanity are overly simple.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 10:55 PM (gd9RK)
After them, they should have just retired the franchise.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:56 PM (qAR6u)
Humans have been on the planet for an estimated 1 million years. In all that time up until 10,000 years ago there were no human beings in the entire Western Hemisphere?
Or maybe the Asiatics who migrated to the Western Hemisphere killed off all the indigenous people and took their land.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:46 PM (qAR6u)
Aren't there the Pre-Clovis people? That seem more connected to early Europe rather than Asian origin?
Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2019 10:56 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 10:57 PM (KP5rU)
Says who?
A few thousand years ago, before the days of Peleg, there was a contingent that wandered over to the Western Hemisphere - there is eye-witness evidence of that.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 29, 2019 10:57 PM (1YQBD)
So...it is quite possible their were people in the America's before modern Indians....and that they were absorbed/exterminated by the later arrivals.
Of course we have *proof* of various Indian tribes conquering and exterminating each other with no involvement from Europeans, so the notion of the "noble savage" is just wrong.
But really this fetish that the modern western left has for "indigenous" peoples is just weird - people are people and all groups, given the chance, have historically done bad things to each other.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 10:57 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:51 PM (qAR6u)
As I stated originally, I was in TX, where it was 21
have no idea what the lady got her info
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2019 10:56 PM (Z7lwY)
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Why yes, yes there were!
Posted by: The Soul Train People at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (XVuno)
After them, they should have just retired the franchise.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 10:56 PM (qAR6u)
I dunno why ppl don't like Timothy Dalton as Bond - he was great.
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (G546f)
yes, I was a criminal even then
Posted by: REDACTED at November 2
If I dressed right, I could go by beer and whisky for the woodsies when I was in high school and the clerk would carry it out for me. Yes, criminal. Damn fun tho.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 10:59 PM (rpxSz)
^^^^This x 1,000,000. I've been saying that since he first appeared. I Don't like him as Bond.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 10:53 PM (aS1PU)
Instead of Craig the role should have gone to Clive Owen.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 10:59 PM (kX0vZ)
The question is how they got to South America so fast. That is the mystery.
Actually there are some questions about Polynesian contact, that have question about the timing of the adoption of yams in Pacific Islands ag, and a question if chickens had been introduced prior to Spanish contact in Chile or ecuador.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 10:59 PM (Z+l9n)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (G546f)
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No one named "Timothy" should ever play James Bond.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:00 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 11:00 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2019 11:00 PM (aA3+G)
***
And there may have been f*cking of the Denisovans in central Asia, and who knows perhaps even the hobbits in Indonesia.
Being a caveman could apparently have been very, very lonely.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:01 PM (WdocV)
Great, huh?
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at November 29, 2019 11:01 PM (xZjSg)
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I was just telling myselves that the other day.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:02 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: The Soul Train People
________
They were advanced enough to develop a writing system, but the order of the characters was apparently random, making translations nearly impossible.
Anthropologists refer to this as a Proto Scramble Board.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 11:02 PM (dBBa6)
That terrorist in London -- 'cuz he got SMOKED by an English guy!!!!
Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 10:53 PM (dBBa6)
Hard sometimes to remember that at one point in history Great Britain had domain over 3/4 of the planet.
But outmigration, several wars, complacency, socialism, and George Michael degraded the UK to the sorry state it's in today.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:02 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (O/X1S)
I would have to find places that would buy the fake ID
most wouldn't, took one look at me and say, GTFO of here, punk
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:02 PM (rpxSz)
The Moore Bonds were a joke. Brosnan could have been a good Bond, he's perfect for it, but they were bad movies. We're focusing a laser through space diamonds to melt ice and thwart Rupert Murdoch or something.
Craig is the only Bond who legit looks like he could kick ass. He only got one movie, Casino Royale, and the rest sucked.
There has only been one good Bond movie and it was Craig's first.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM (gd9RK)
Actually there are some questions about Polynesian contact, that have question about the timing of the adoption of yams in Pacific Islands ag, and a question if chickens had been introduced prior to Spanish contact in Chile or ecuador.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 10:59 PM (Z+l9n)
If they were a maritime people like the Haida, they could have gone down the coast in just a few years.
Posted by: zombie Kennewick Man at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM (/sgva)
conquering and exterminating each other with no involvement from
Europeans, so the notion of the "noble savage" is just wrong.
But
really this fetish that the modern western left has for "indigenous"
peoples is just weird - people are people and all groups, given the
chance, have historically done bad things to each other.
Posted by: 18-1
There was that 10,000 year old white guy they found in Kennewick Wa. Pissed the Gov off so bad they had the Corps of Engineers dump hundreds of thousands of yards of dirt to end all excavation. Then spent 30 years "proving" he was native American.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (O/X1S)
btw, wtf is a woodsie ?
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM (rpxSz)
***
I think Idris Elba could have pulled it off to. Apparently they considered him for the role because he was black - though straight and male were negatives...but the man can play "British cool".
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM (WdocV)
One of my most favorite LOUD songs...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkjQ-Td6AbI
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)
How's my favorite group of degenerates doing tonight?
*Checks time*
Well, gotta be up early to get rolling.
Good night!
Posted by: Robert, Responsible Adult, Appreciator Of Legs, Thighs And Buttocks at November 29, 2019 11:04 PM (+/+4N)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2019 11:04 PM (l9m7l)
There was that 10,000 year old white guy they found in Kennewick Wa.
Pissed the Gov off so bad they had the Corps of Engineers dump hundreds
of thousands of yards of dirt to end all excavation. Then spent 30
years "proving" he was native American
***
I thought Kennewick was Japanese (well, Ainu). But yes, the government tried its damnedest to cover it up...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:05 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 11:05 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM (LOq4H)
No, I pissed the Indians off. Cast doubt on their origin myth, I did.
Posted by: zombie Kennewick Man at November 29, 2019 11:06 PM (/sgva)
Quick let's legalize it to stop the peasants from revolting!
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:06 PM (WdocV)
___
I offered to let a Bond girl do me, and by girl I meant guy.
Posted by: Daniel Craig at November 29, 2019 11:06 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
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*climbs invisible ladder*
Posted by: A Mime at November 29, 2019 11:07 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 11:07 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
sorry, Doc told me to cut down on the lapdances
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:07 PM (rpxSz)
most wouldn't, took one look at me and say, GTFO of here, punk
Posted by: REDACTED at
Well, it probably helped that I am a girl and in was in the mumbles, last century.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:07 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: kbdabear
________
They had a good run and a lot of inertia to slow its decline -- King Edward I and Benny Hill come to mind.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 11:08 PM (dBBa6)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 11:08 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2019 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:03 PM
Casino rights were probably at stake
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 11:08 PM (G546f)
There are some mitochondria studies that discuss those mummies
Yes, I dont remember where I first read a bit about them but its possible that the study was behind a paywall (?) I remember that the discovery of these people caught my eye because if I recall well they had genetic links to ancient north eurasians.
Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 11:09 PM (JGYMS)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)
I didn't think much of it
never have
still don't
I can however, see three rocks
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:10 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
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*climbs invisible ladder*
Posted by: A Mime at November 29, 2019 11:07 PM (XVuno)
*shoots mime*
That was kinda fun. What else ya got?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:10 PM (NWiLs)
but I loathe Bond movies. All of them. The numerous MST3k level knock-offs are far more entertaining. Because, intentionally or not, they make fun of the genre.
kind of like how a lot of people think Galaxy Quest is the third best Star Trek movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 29, 2019 11:10 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Insomniac
*tapdances while spinning plates and singing singing risque ditties*
Posted by: Miklos the Entertainer at November 29, 2019 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)
That's some retro Gong Show shit right there. Impressive.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:11 PM (NWiLs)
That was kinda fun. What else ya got?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:10 PM (NWiLs)
It's a good thing you did that because not killing a mime is a felony in 27 states.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 11:12 PM (aS1PU)
Drivers license for bigfoot is fake. Last two digits of license # plus birth year must add up to 100.
Nope. Doesn't work out that way.
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at November 29, 2019 11:12 PM (D+NZH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 11:12 PM (KP5rU)
Wait..
Posted by: DR.WTF
Pretty sure he was on our defense this afternoon...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:12 PM (LOq4H)
War on poverty is complete b.s.
At least, this is true in at least some jurisdictions as far as I know.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 11:12 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Miklos the Entertainer at November 29, 2019 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Shake it!
*makes it rain*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:07 PM (O/X1S)
yeah, guys are easy
so I've heard
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:12 PM (rpxSz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35UhRBLIqbo
They look like a combination of Japanese/European people....which considering the mixing that must have happened with the majority Jomon people in Japan makes you wonder what they looked like before the Jomon invaded the island...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:13 PM (WdocV)
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There are some mitochondria studies that discuss those mummies
Cool. Mitochondria publishing their research.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 11:13 PM (XzVUd)
btw, wtf is a woodsie ?
Posted by: REDACTED
Bonfire party on BLM land in bfe, which was about a mile from the family home. All the hs kids would congregate. It was a thing. The talk on thurs and fri at school was "where is the woodsie this weekend?"
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:13 PM (O/X1S)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35UhRBLIqbo
They look like a combination of Japanese/European people....which considering the mixing that must have happened with the majority Jomon people in Japan makes you wonder what they looked like before the Jomon invaded the island...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:13 PM (WdocV)
They crossbred with dogs. That's how we got the Shiba Ainu.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Shepherd Lover
Pretty sure in the state of Wa. it does. However we may need other Wa ites to weigh in.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:14 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 29, 2019 11:05 PM (G546f)
nice if the answer was neither
Posted by: not so at November 29, 2019 11:14 PM (HALdu)
Epstein's "cellmate" smoked a "joint" of the "marihuana." And now you know the rest of the story. -Paul Harvesty
Posted by: mindful webworker - the beat goes down at November 29, 2019 11:14 PM (WyqH5)
btw, wtf is a woodsie ?
Posted by: REDACTED
Bonfire party on BLM land in bfe, which was about a mile from the family home. All the hs kids would congregate. It was a thing. The talk on thurs and fri at school was "where is the woodsie this weekend?"
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:13 PM (O/X1S)
You had WAY more fun in HS than I did...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:15 PM (go+84)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2019 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:15 PM (go+84)
Works for me.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miklos, asking the important questions at November 29, 2019 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 11:18 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:18 PM (go+84)
recall well they had genetic links to ancient north eurasians.
***
The Indo-Europeans figured out horse riding before anyone else and were unstoppable because of it...
Though I don't think the current historical understanding has them getting into Egypt...at least before say Cambyses .
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:18 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:18 PM (qAR6u)
cold and snowy, and a tepid home crowd. But the Rams played very well against the #20 team, and seriously could have won, or at least forced OT, until the coach, Professor Bobo, decided to punt on 4th and long toward the end of the game. yeah, 4th and long is risky, but the Rams were surging, and they were well past the 50 (the purple zone). Coach Bobo punctured the balloon. Eh. I feel bad for those kids. They really played hard, and well, in front of very small home crowd.
This kind of thing is fleeting, I know, but I liked their grit. the coach needs to go away.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 29, 2019 11:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Pretty sure in the state of Wa. it does. However we may need other Wa ites to weigh in.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:14 PM (LOq4H)
First two of the 3 digits, not the last two.
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at November 29, 2019 11:19 PM (D+NZH)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Not even 1700 in my opinion, circumstances permitting
Posted by: Miklos, because I don't at November 29, 2019 11:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, asking the important questions at November 29, 2019 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
CBD is HBD
tequila sunrise 1988
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:19 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at November 29, 2019 11:20 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: Insomniac
Way more trouble. I'm lucky to be alive with some of the shit I pulled. Really stupid shit.
Now, should I have another toddy or go to bed? Smart bet is bed.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:20 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 29, 2019 11:21 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Insomniac
Way more trouble. I'm lucky to be alive with some of the shit I pulled. Really stupid shit.
Now, should I have another toddy or go to bed? Smart bet is bed.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:20 PM (O/X1S)
Embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:21 PM (VqhL9)
*******
And somewhat related to ancient western europeans hunter gatherers. The Ainu C ydna is a related branch to Iberian WHG La Brana ydna C. Different branches but as far as I've read distantly related, but related. Anyone knowledgeable about more recent/ accurate data please let me know.
However, it seems that East Asians and Siberians and Beringians and European hunter gatherers not only had a common ancient root but more recent 'friendly' interactions before their descendants finally crossed into America.
Posted by: Floridachick at November 29, 2019 11:22 PM (JGYMS)
Posted by: Gbone at November 29, 2019 11:22 PM (eqHr7)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:13 PM (O/X1S)
You had WAY more fun in HS than I did...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:15 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah, she did. I grew up in a little town with hardly any kids my age.
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:22 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: 18-1
Not disagreeing with you but your nic indicates bias.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 11:22 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:21 PM (VqhL9)
So you're saying that the Pizzelles predated the Clovis culture?
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 11:23 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Shepherd Lover
I stand corrected! (bows from waist)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:23 PM (LOq4H)
That was kinda fun. What else ya got?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:10 PM (NWiLs)
LOL, and close one, I was going to do a mime thing, damn glad I didn't.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 29, 2019 11:24 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:22 PM (rpxSz)
Bummer. There were hardly any kids at all in my neighborhood. I think the average age on my street was 55.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 29, 2019 11:25 PM (K2T58)
Humans are brutes by nature. Just like wolves. Learning of God is what makes humans (potentially) better.
the noble savage notion is hogwash.
Period.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 29, 2019 11:27 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Insomniac
Heh, there were so many kids, in my neighborhood, the locals called it "rabbitwood".
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:27 PM (LOq4H)
an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure.
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Saint Taint.
'Spreading' the word.
Hoax?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 29, 2019 11:27 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 29, 2019 11:25 PM (K2T5
That opening gambit is copyrighted by commenter "yo". You go barrel now.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 11:28 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:13 PM (O/X1S)
You had WAY more fun in HS than I did...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:15 PM (NWiLs)
Yeah, she did. I grew up in a little town with hardly any kids my age.
Posted by: REDACTED a
Now that I think back, Carter was presi. We all hated him cause the peanut farmer wanted to close off all BLM land.
Why is that cock sucker still sucking air?
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:28 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:29 PM (2qPhT)
Doing the things a Kennewick can,
How old is he? It's not mportant
Kennewick man
Indigenous man, Indigenous man
Indigenous man hates Kennewick man
They have a fight, Indigenous wins
Indigenous Man
Posted by: They Might Be Chondria at November 29, 2019 11:29 PM (gMFTt)
If the Indians were so tight with the extraterrestrials like Ancient Aliens says, then why not call in some favors to vaporize the white invaders?
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:29 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:29 PM (2qPhT)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 11:23 PM (aS1PU)
Hot rocks as a pizzelle press. Pretty much the same technology today.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:30 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 11:27 PM (LOq4H)
I don't get it
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:30 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2019 10:56 PM (Z7lwY)
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Why yes, yes there were!
Posted by: The Soul Train People at November 29, 2019 10:58 PM (XVuno)
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There were some artifacts dredged up from the continental shelf off the coast of either N/S Carolina, that were actually constructed of stone from France - the Solutrean people. The thought is that they came westward across the northern edge of the Atlantic ocean, along the ice during the last ice age 13,000-ish years ago. During the ice age a lot of water was locked up in ice, so the level of the oceans was less. The English Channel did not exist, there was land there.
If the Solutreans made it to north America, traveling south down the coast would have been easier than the ocean crossing. Unfortunately any evidence is deep underwater, since they would have stayed near the coast.
Across Atlantic Ice is an interesting book about it.
Posted by: Boots at November 29, 2019 11:30 PM (oGBso)
Aliens says, then why not call in some favors to vaporize the white
invaders?
___
It just took some time, ok?
Posted by: Karl "Sectoid" Marx at November 29, 2019 11:30 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:31 PM (go+84)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
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"Catholic Heights" in my AO. LOL
In lin-duh's honor, I dug out my pizzelle maker today.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Period.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 29, 2019 11:27 PM (x8Wzq)
This. Native Americans had some really brutal and unique tortures. And they took slaves. But they of course were peaceful.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:33 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2019 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2019 11:34 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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in the same box as my electric Pizzelle maker is my other gramma's waffle maker. Cast iron and shaped to sit on top of the wood stove (without a cord.)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:34 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:33 PM (VqhL9)
And were known to engage in culinary habits well known to you.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kbdabear
________
I blame Christopher Columbus -- but I really can't. He saw all that gold and it triggered an innate drive within him. It all started when our Annunaki overlords altered human DNA . . .
Posted by: FireHorse at November 29, 2019 11:35 PM (dBBa6)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Mostly peaceful slavers.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 11:35 PM (SfYbS)
In lin-duh's honor, I dug out my pizzelle maker today.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Excellent TP. I've been making them and giving to neighbors for the last coupla weeks. Another batch tomorrow.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:35 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Tonypete
Did you send her the recipe?
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:35 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:35 PM (NWiLs)
Why is that cock sucker still sucking air?
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:28 PM (O/X1S)
I was way too out of control then to even know who was President.
And I have no idea, can't stand the putz
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:36 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:35 PM (NWiLs)
something to dip in the astronaise
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:36 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:37 PM (go+84)
1. Four stakes with leather strips.
2. Anthill.
3. Leering Apache.
4. Luckless paleface.
5. Hours.
6. Blazing hot sun.
Some assembly required.
Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2019 11:37 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Flat traditional, Italian waffle like 'cookies'. But they are usually sized about 5-6 inches across.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:37 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:34 PM (NWiLs) yep.
Yep, because they hunted an area to extinction and if they couldn't move on because of weather...well don't nod off.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:38 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:38 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2019 11:38 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:38 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 29, 2019 11:39 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:39 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 11:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac
No shit. We used to run all over. Or ride our bikes all over back in 60's socal. Then here in WCO. Skate on the pond at the end of the street that is now fenced. smfh.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:39 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2019 11:40 PM (QzJWU)
she would heat up the iron in the fireplace
she was from Ludwigsburg and they made them there
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:41 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:37 PM (go+84)
I'm not sure I like the idea of a butt waffle.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:41 PM (NWiLs)
Flat traditional, Italian waffle like 'cookies'. But they are usually sized about 5-6 inches across.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:37 PM (Y4EXg)
Flavored with anise and a tish of vanilla. Yum.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:41 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:33 PM (VqhL9)
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Oh here's the pot calling the kettle black.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:42 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:42 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:38 PM (qAR6u)
But his rainbow loincloth was fabulous!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 11:42 PM (/sgva)
Hadji from "Jonny Quest."
Posted by: Zod at November 29, 2019 11:43 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:43 PM (go+84)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:42 PM (XVuno)
Hey Cic, you asshole. Nice thanksgiving?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:43 PM (VqhL9)
What's up with the DA that former Mayor Newsome appointed to replace Harris? Gascon resigned citing his mother's health, and then recently announced that he was going to run down here in LA County against current LA County DA Jackie Lacey.
Then last week, both the Mayor and City Attorney of San Francisco endorsed Lacey in that race.
Out of curiousity, do any of you Bay Area residents know why Gascon's so strongly disliked?
Posted by: junior at November 29, 2019 11:44 PM (/sKj3)
6 large eggs
2 C sugar
1 cup butter
2 tsp vanilla extract
7 C flour
4 Tablespoons baking powder
Beat eggs and sugar, add cooled melted butter, vanilla. Add flour and baking powder to egg mixture.
Walnut sized scoops into pizzelle iron. Bake until done.
(I'm not a fan of anise seed clearly.)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:44 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:41 PM (VqhL9)
Do you first get 30 seconds of direct sun on your anise?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:38 PM (qAR6u)
But his rainbow loincloth was fabulous!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 11:42 PM (/sgva)
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His was the only teepee with an authentic distressed Italian tile foyer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:44 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:00 PM (XVuno)
You say that, but when he says "shaken not stirred" I am certain he silently murdered the waiter the messes it up, and hid his body in the janitor closet.
I want the next Bond to be permanently stuck in 1964.
I want him to smoke as much as he drinks. He was not meant to be a product of the current decade.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2019 11:45 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:44 PM (Y4EXg)
I was gonna call you on that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:46 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:43 PM (VqhL9)
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Nice and quiet. You find anyone interesting to eat?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:46 PM (XVuno)
I think I remember my grandmother put cornstarch in them
she said it made them more crunchy
I think
could be wrong
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:46 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:44 PM (NWiLs)
LMAO. Shut up Insom.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:47 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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Yes!! But, you have to be careful as the cast iron came before the discovery of teflon of the Ainu people.
I have gas burners so I've tried it a few times. I just butter the hell out of the waffle iron, or use butter cooking spray, and then add my batter. Some stick, some don't.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:47 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 10:27 PM (/sgva)
We agree.
Posted by: The Buggy Whip Industry, Making a Comeback at November 29, 2019 11:48 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:48 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:48 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 11:42 PM (/sgva)
I always thought "Little Horse", the gay Indian was hilarious
youtube.com/watch?v=ppUuT126zT8
Posted by: kbdabear at November 29, 2019 11:49 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 29, 2019 11:46 PM (XVuno)
Same. I carved the turkey in the shape of a hobo.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:50 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 11:50 PM (oQp6r)
I think
could be wrong
Posted by: REDACTED
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No, I think you are right. The recipe I listed yields pretty soft pizzelles. I think Nonna would use cornstarch when she wanted crispier ones.
Sometimes I'll add a bit of almond extract too. Just depends what I'm looking for.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:51 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:52 PM (O/X1S)
Needs to be mashed up with the sound track to "Tainted Love".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 11:53 PM (/sgva)
Agreed. That sounds more like some sort of small contribution by a local store operator, who might not have even been aware of what the organization was. Because communists lie.
Waiting to see what corporate has to say about it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 11:53 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:53 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:53 PM (go+84)
she said it made them more crunchy
Sunset Magazine had a Southern waffle recipe with corn meal ... not sure about corn starch.
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 29, 2019 11:54 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:39 PM (O/X1S)
I dropped out of HS at 15 and by the time my Dad noticed, I was 18
It was like I was invisible
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:54 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:53 PM (go+84)
Can't you spare it with oil? Or is that blasphemy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:55 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 29, 2019 11:56 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:52 PM (O/X1S
good idea
never would have thought of
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:56 PM (rpxSz)
These days, having fun as a kid, or doing anything unsupervised, are practically outlawed.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:34 PM (NWiLs)
Man, no kidding. The shit we used to get away with was epic. We had a decent amount of woods where I grew up, and it wasn't in the boonies, but more central jersey. It was mostly suburbs, but with patches of woods, some along creeks or woods near RR tracks. Like the discussion above, we did a lot of parties in the woods, but seeing they weren't HUGE parcels of woods we had to watch, the cops could move in somewhat quick if they wanted to. The parties would move around from week to week, so at some point during the week it was usually settled on what location we were going to next. Eventually none were really secure, so....then...then we discovered the underground fort. We were practically the fucking mayans, the structures we would build. One was a frigging cave. In the woods near some RR tracks there were huge rocks, and we spent a day piling them around this rock formation that was on the side of a dirt hill. We basically extended it, scored some wood for a roof, then threw dirt on that, and it looked almost natural. Sometimes we did true underground ones, with dirt covered plywood roofs, and if it was big enough we added a center beam. We never got caught doing shit like that. We couldn't fit a lot of people, so we then became tunnelers, and sometimes we ended up with a fort campground, with a bunch of connected ones. We basically had roofed WWI trenches. lol
Yeah, try getting away with that shit today.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2019 11:56 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
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Right. That's why the 7 C of flour and heavy on the eggs too with mine. They stay pretty pliable even when cool. I cut back on the flour and eggs if I want crisper ones.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (Y4EXg)
Neal Stephenson pointed out in one of his books that after the Aztecs were stomped and the Spanish Inquisition showed up, things actually got a lot more humane around those parts.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (go+84)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 29, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Madtom at November 29, 2019 11:53 PM (go+84)
two words
astronaise
Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 11:58 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Nobody expected that.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 29, 2019 11:58 PM (SfYbS)
Ask Alaska Natives about the Russians.
"You brink me two hundred sea otter pelts, I not killink your family, da?"
Although, despite that, lots of them have Russian names and attend Russian Orthodox churches.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 11:59 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 11:59 PM (575Q0)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (Rz2Nc)
yeah, this is right
I got three of those pans and they never stick
the secret is to never wash them
Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 12:00 AM (rpxSz)
Right. That's why the 7 C of flour and heavy on the eggs too with mine. They stay pretty pliable even when cool. I cut back on the flour and eggs if I want crisper ones.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (Y4EXg)
Sounds good. The recipe I have you can make cannoli shells. Just shape them around something till they cool.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 12:01 AM (VqhL9)
Those are awesome. Grandmother and great-grandmother both had one of those.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2019 12:01 AM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 12:02 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 29, 2019 11:57 PM (oQp6r)
The Inquisition, what a show!
The Inquisition, here we go!
I bet you're wishin'
That we'd go away!
Posted by: Torquemada at November 30, 2019 12:03 AM (qAR6u)
It was like I was invisible
Posted by: REDACTED
Oh, I was way stupid. Closed my savings account at the savings and loan of $19. Walked to the hiway and hitch hiked to Cali. Just turned 17. Arrived a virgin by the grace of God. I did stupid shit, thank the Lord I didn't win any stupid prizes on that trip.
Oh, did I mention the truck driver and the hillside strangler were hangin around at that time I was hitchin to cali? Talk about Guardian Angels.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 12:03 AM (O/X1S)
"I'll be your wife, Little Big Man!"
What a hilarious movie. Thanks for reminding me of it... it's now on the list to rewatch.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2019 12:04 AM (oQp6r)
*********
Lol!
Posted by: Floridachick at November 30, 2019 12:04 AM (JGYMS)
I'd better consult Gwyneth Paltrow
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 12:04 AM (qAR6u)
I give most away to the neighbors.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 12:05 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Failfornia Homeless at November 30, 2019 12:05 AM (575Q0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 29, 2019 11:56 PM (9Om/r)
Very similar to what we'd build into steep canyon walls in the San Diego area.
Only with the bonus of unstable soil given to mudslides in the rainy season.
And having those two or three "escape routes" as always a priority in those arrangements.
'Cause even back in the '70s, the San Diego Cops were riding Honda Dual-Sport Enduros, and would chase our ass all through the Chaparral until we hit some trails even too narrow or steep (downhill) for even them.
I have *no* idea how I survived those years, much less eluded incarceration.
Put it to you like this. Our bicycles were painted flat black, we wore dark clothes, and liked to ride deep into the night.
Nah, we weren't up to any "no good". *checks statutes of limitations*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2019 12:05 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Madtom at November 30, 2019 12:05 AM (go+84)
I give most away to the neighbors.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 12:05 AM (Y4EXg)
Me too. Neighbors love it. I'm gonna try your recipe, but with anise, and crispy shells.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 12:06 AM (VqhL9)
I went out to the Sierras all the summers for about 10-12 years
sometimes hitched
arrived a non-virgin, by the grace of God
Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 12:07 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Infidel
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 12:07 AM (Y4EXg)
Dude, look in the mirror. You are part of the Never Trump cult that is constantly guzzling the hemlock flavored Flavor-Aid.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2019 12:09 AM (nhDT8)
were riding Honda Dual-Sport Enduros, and would chase our ass all
through the Chaparral until we hit some trails even too narrow or steep
(downhill) for even them.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2019 12:05 AM (QzJWU)
Our cops didn't have anything like that. They had those 1970's plymouth furys with the loud squeaky brakes that gave away their position a 1/4 mile away on a quiet night. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2019 12:10 AM (9Om/r)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Speller at November 30, 2019 12:10 AM (pSotA)
Posted by: Madtom at November 30, 2019 12:05 AM (go+84)
what I do with my little cob pans is after my last batch, I put them back in the oven for a bit
then I brush them out and put a little oil on them
they never stick
Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 12:11 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 12:14 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 12:15 AM (VqhL9)
people line up by the dozens to buy pot at the pot store
5 degrees and 15 mph wind
I guess they don't know the stuff is easy to grow
Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 12:15 AM (rpxSz)
History can repeat itself ? Who knew ?
Posted by: ron n. at November 30, 2019 12:15 AM (om5HK)
lol. Thought I was street smart. I was after that. Everyone thinks this gutter people in SF is new. I was flabbergasted. There was really a black pimp with purple suit and had that tried to pick me up in SF bus station at 5 am on Sat. am. *shiver*
I don't think Ive told this horrid story for decades. Not sure why it came to me now.
I'm sorry.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 12:15 AM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2019 12:17 AM (nhDT8)
I don't think Ive told this horrid story for decades. Not sure why it came to me now.
I'm sorry.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 12:15 AM (O/X1S)
If it was Halloween, It might have been me
sorry
Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 12:17 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 12:14 AM (Y4EXg)
Yep, Heidi alternated chocolate and vanilla ones in a stack. Wrapped them in clear cellophane, ties with ribbon for gifts. Great presentations.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 12:19 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 12:15 AM (O/X1S)
Don't be sorry. I'm just glad you made it. My wife world travels, God I worry.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 30, 2019 12:19 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2019 12:10 AM (9Om/r)
The Ford P-71 Crown Victoria must've been the most robust production police car, ever.
Tons of retired P.D. units with 70k to 120k miles are then sold to civilians or taxi operators, who then put another 100k to 200k miles on them.
And though worn and ugly by that time, they just keep tickin'.
I remember those old 440 Police Furys and their kin.
Every damn one of those was ready for the scrapyard by time 70k miles hit. The drivetrain might've had a bit more life in it, but the brakes, body, interior and systems like a heater or suspension were DONE.
Not to mention, the rust. OMG the rust.
They Chevy "Shamu" (Caprice Interceptor with Corvette LT-1 engine) was faster than the Crown Vic, but didn't have the service life, not even by half.
Cops of the day loved it though. Big, comfortable, smooth, handled far better than it had any right to, and fast. SCARY fast.
But newly released cop P-71s are still hitting the market, even now.
Helluva run, that car had.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2019 12:19 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Infidel
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Don't be - let it out.
The important thing is you made it through it all.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 12:19 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: ron n
I've heard rumors that Merkel's mother is the illicit lovechild of Cpl. Shicklegruber and his live-in niece. History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2019 12:20 AM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 12:22 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Yes ma'am.
I was a smart ass. Now I'm smart.
Heh, Ask zombie. Although I dont think she is that old.
Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 12:22 AM (O/X1S)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 12:23 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 12:24 AM (Y4EXg)
Goodnight all!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 30, 2019 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)
They have a female blues star there with just the kind of song that he might like.
It's called "Scratch the Kitty".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwuBsh5IWuA
You see he used a poor choice of words on Access Hollywood, "grab" is not the same as "scratch".
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 30, 2019 12:27 AM (EMi53)
Posted by: Jim at November 30, 2019 12:19 AM (QzJWU)
With so many cities pledging to go "all sustainable" by 2030, I wonder how many will have all-electric cop cars
And I wonder how many criminals will know how long the cars can run at pursuit speeds before the batteries drain
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 12:30 AM (qAR6u)
Goodnight all!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 30, 2019 12:25 AM (Rz2Nc)
It's a labor of love.
Happy Fapping!
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 12:32 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2019 12:33 AM (COzlW)
Huggy Bear really existed?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 30, 2019 12:17 AM (nhDT
I played poker with Huggy Bear in Vegas, Red Rock Casino.
I was cool, but others were bugging him a little.
Too bad, because he was happily losing, and I wish he was there longer.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 30, 2019 12:35 AM (ufFY8)
Sorry about the age of confusion earlier. I just assumed the drink age was always 18 before I remember it changing to 21 in the mid 80's. I guess it bounce around a few timesaver the years.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2019 12:36 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Anna, you missed last night's discussion on whether bombs dropped from aircraft reached supersonic speeds.
Someone also posted a video from a documentary years ago on "Old 666", a B-17 that fought off 17 Japanese fighters, I didn't even know the Fortress flew in the PTO
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 12:38 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: kbdabear
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The Moron-recommended, 'Lucky 666, The Impossible Mission', Drury and Clavin
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2019 12:41 AM (2kj6M)
I'm gonna have to do a smaller batch of pizzelles for my first time...
Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2019 12:41 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2019 12:42 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: not so at November 30, 2019 12:42 AM (HALdu)
I just read, South Koreans have their own version of sushi. But they call theirs... hoe.
I'll quit here while you all make up your own jokes... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2019 12:45 AM (L2ZTs)
You want indigenous? The Soloutreans were indigenous. They were European and got here long before the Asian Indians.
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooul Trains!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2019 12:48 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Eric Swallwell at November 30, 2019 12:48 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 30, 2019 12:49 AM (2DOZq)
business? I hope it's not because I boycott a number of businesses.
I was imprecise. I meant to call for a business to be boycotted because it personally offends me in some way. For example, I personally don't shop at Target because of their policy of letting men into the ladies room, but I wouldn't dream of telling you that you shouldn't go there.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 30, 2019 12:53 AM (EQkWU)
Posted by: keena at November 30, 2019 12:53 AM (RiTnx)
aka Village Idiots
(relation to VIA needs citation)
see also: fools, jesters, comic relief, Paul Lynde
Posted by: mindful webworker - does this link work for you? at November 30, 2019 12:53 AM (WyqH5)
But more than a few mass murderers in the last few decades are schizophrenics who were smoking pot.
Pot doesn't make EVERYONE mellow.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 30, 2019 12:54 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 12:55 AM (qAR6u)
I-i-i-i just wanna rock & roll all night
And party every day!
"There are no walls, there are no borders, there's only one nation! And that's KISS nation! Good night, everybody!"
Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 12:56 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 12:59 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2019 01:04 AM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 01:04 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 01:05 AM (NWiLs)
Just nod if you can hear me...
Is there anyone at home?
Posted by: kbdabear
You're only coming through in waves
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2019 01:08 AM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 30, 2019 01:14 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2019 01:08 AM (SfYbS)
Comfortably Numb is a good song for a Marijuana themed ONT
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 01:14 AM (qAR6u)
The script for the highly anticipated new film, "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker," was shockingly for sale on eBay. The culprit was British actor John Boyega, who plays a stormtrooper-turned-resistance fighter in the film.
Boyega promised it was an accident. He said he left his script under his bed, and a cleaner came in, took it and put it up for sale for just $64.
A Disney employee found the script online and was able to get it back.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2019 01:15 AM (aKsyK)
I-i-i-i just wanna rock & roll all night
And party every day!
"There are no walls, there are no borders, there's only one nation! And that's KISS nation! Good night, everybody!"
Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 12:56 AM (Cssks)
Kissmyanthia ( Role Models)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 30, 2019 01:16 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: klaftern at November 30, 2019 01:19 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 30, 2019 01:15 AM (aKsyK)
Disney Copyright Lawyers are like the Mafia... they'll always find you
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 01:19 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 30, 2019 01:19 AM (2DOZq)
"We are tenting tonight, tenting tonight,
Waiting for the war to cease,
And many are the hearts that are weary tonight,
To see the dawn of peace."
We ain't got no campgrounds.
Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 01:22 AM (Cssks)
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One should not use woodworking tools while intoxicated.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 12:59 AM (NWiLs)
NOW he tells me.
Posted by: One-Armed Lumberjack, Slightly Hungover at November 30, 2019 01:23 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 30, 2019 01:25 AM (2DOZq)
Seemed to get the major facts right, probably changed some details for dramatic effect. I was disappointed they didn't cover Carrol Shelby's chili enterprise, but the movie is long enough as it is.
Matt Damon is Matt Damon with a bad Texas accent. Christian Bale is passable in his role. Brian Dennyhe as the GT-40 absolutely nailed it. Maybe it was the makeup but at times I believed he actually was the car.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 30, 2019 01:26 AM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 30, 2019 01:26 AM (xq3Cp)
Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 01:26 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 30, 2019 01:27 AM (xq3Cp)
Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 01:30 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 30, 2019 01:32 AM (COzlW)
Twisted Sister had it going on.
Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 01:30 AM (Cssks)
But not as much as Stacy's mom.
https://tinyurl.com/zedjpwa
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2019 01:32 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2019 01:45 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: KarlHungus at November 30, 2019 02:05 AM (wup5C)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 30, 2019 02:10 AM (dwIwi)
here is the DNA study paper
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sot8s9o
and one that is similar
https://preview.tinyurl.com/tb9dgua
And here is science blogger discussing what it means on a podcast
New Archaeo-Genetics Articles With Jennifer Raff
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wtofard
Pilauco in Osorno, Chile, one of the oldest South American archeological sites
https://preview.tinyurl.com/rzomrp7
and since I suspect you speak Spanish
https://youtu.be/LZYmqPeVmec
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2019 02:11 AM (1glZx)
Many years from now we will able to look back and see where the rise in rectal cancer came from.
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 30, 2019 02:12 AM (fO8cm)
Posted by: Drink Like a One-Legged Ass Kicker at November 30, 2019 02:13 AM (dwIwi)
Can u give us a 25-word precis of what all that amounts to, pls?
UK media keeps referring to the knifeman as a "maniac."
Pas de tout.
Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 02:15 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Drink Like a One-Legged Ass Kicker at November 30, 2019 02:18 AM (dwIwi)
Posted by: mnw
Cuz he was dancing like he's never danced before.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 30, 2019 02:27 AM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Marianne Williamson at November 30, 2019 02:36 AM (H5knJ)
All paleoindian DNA shows roots in Siberian/Altai region, though one type does have ancient connections with Melanesia. By genetic timing (that is complicated analysis of how genes change over time in populations) it is not considered to be a direct connection.
There are two basic paleoindian groups, the Northern that appears to have taken off across the face of the glaciers, East, and the ones that went down the coasts. Most if not all Paleoindians in southern north America and all the south American remains are of the southern types. Within these groups are other subdivisions.
The varied nature of the genetics of paleoindians suggests a very complex (what they call "textured") combination that they think may be due to long term isolation from each other in Beringia, and the term "refugia" is discussed, where groups were isolated due to conditions (their take) or self isolated (my take as a complete amateur) that then mixed in together in North and South America.
Pilauco is a site in Southern Chile that claims to be older than the previous oldest, Monteverde. This site appears to be Pre-Younger-Dryas event and shows predation by humans on an elephant species Gompethere. It also shows a knotted grass cord which is the oldest knot found in the new world, a clove hitch.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2019 02:37 AM (1glZx)
similarities with mousterian and clovis tools may be from their use in hunting megafauna like mastadons and the like
Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2019 02:40 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Sponge
Perhaps it's just a rule in WA. Or I'm drunk again.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H)
Or and.
Yes that is the way WA state does it, 2 check digits in the license # against your last 2 years of birth.
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Frankly, there is nothing close to Ace of Spades. Some people have go-to websites that are conservative bent, and unlike Progda, try to get the facts straight first, opinion second (usually).
Some of those off the top of my head are, in no particular order, Instapundit, Breitbart, American Greatness, Legal Insurrection, Daily Caller, American Thinker, One America News Network (OANN).
There are others. And some will disagree with me about my selections. That's the way it is here at AoS.
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Posted by: Drink Like a One-Legged Ass Kicker at November 30, 2019 02:18 AM (dwIwi)
Nicely done, probably not what UK media means, but accurate nonetheless.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2019 03:38 AM (IDhUW)
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One should not use woodworking tools while intoxicated.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 12:59 AM (NWiLs)
NOW he tells me.
Posted by: One-Armed Lumberjack, Slightly Hungover at November 30, 2019 01:23 AM (Y8PSl)
No wonder Brietbart read the comments here.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2019 03:42 AM (IDhUW)
Blame it on Bunga-Bunga
Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 03:44 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: mnw at November 30, 2019 01:30 AM
What is "it", and is there a cure?
(Full disclosure: Stay Hungry was one of the very first, if not actually first, LPs I ever owned.)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 30, 2019 03:44 AM (I99aF)
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Edit: "must have burnt out"
The rest of the comment was crystal clear
/ needed?
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Posted by: or grammer pedants. at November 30, 2019 03:47 AM (vqIkG)
Yoda? Is that you?
Do grammar pendants look like punctuation marks?
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Calvin's favorite breakfast
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2019 04:00 AM (IDhUW)
Did Sharon Tate play Shaun Spencer's mom on Pysch?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 30, 2019 03:58 AM (IDhUW)
That was Cybil Shepherd.
Sharon Tate was murdered by Charles Manson's 'family'.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 30, 2019 04:01 AM (ufFY8)
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Oh, I understand all of your comments now. Sad, indeed.
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Posted by: Eeyore at November 30, 2019 04:12 AM (ZbwAu)
"Oh, I don't know, Edgar. What do you think tobacco taxes do?"
I've got to give Bloomberg points for a different take. IIRC, Ptolomeic Egypt made this work.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 30, 2019 04:17 AM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: nip at November 30, 2019 04:18 AM (cpS4u)
______
Surely this is an essential element of draining the swamp. By letting sunlight into DC, we cannot avoid exposing a lot of assholes.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 30, 2019 04:20 AM (ZbwAu)
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Posted by: teej at November 30, 2019 05:28 AM (TE+16)
She played a lot of roles that could be described as "The Girl With The Large Breasts" (as Monty Python would put it).
She was actually a reasonably good actress, though, physical charms aside.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 30, 2019 05:29 AM (oQp6r)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 05:31 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:32 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 30, 2019 05:32 AM (a4EWo)
If so, I sure wish cobs and such would let you know it's a link to them so I don't even bother.
Posted by: teej at November 30, 2019 05:34 AM (TE+16)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:40 AM (ZCEU2)
I'm noticing in him more signs of forgetfulness, and I don't know if it's because I'm hyper aware of my mom's decline or if it's just his fatigue. Worrisome, tho.
How are you doing?
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 05:42 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:43 AM (ZCEU2)
Roll out sugar cookies
Pecan fingers
Anise cookies
Are the 3 must haves.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 05:44 AM (Z/jzm)
https://youtu.be/jhmbREJEEL8
I was aware of the story but had not been up on the short version of what happened.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 30, 2019 05:48 AM (LxTcq)
Up next - Jazzman (Carole King, 'nuff said)
After that, South City Midnight Lady (favorite Doobies tune)
Posted by: teej at November 30, 2019 05:52 AM (TE+16)
Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 05:54 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 30, 2019 05:59 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 05:59 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 06:02 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 06:03 AM (vd8XM)
"Oh, I don't know, Edgar. What do you think tobacco taxes do?"
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: State Lotteries at November 30, 2019 06:10 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ann K. at November 30, 2019 09:19 AM (App2p)
Find another place to eat.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 30, 2019 02:50 PM (jWe5r)
Contact him today and get your problem solved.
Posted by: Laura Morris at December 01, 2019 02:24 AM (WlAeo)
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