A New Black Friday Open Thread

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Did you survive Thanksgiving Dinner? Hopefully this product was not on the dinner table.


There is no way I would go out shopping today without one of these. So what did you do today?


Open thread until WeirdDave shows up with The ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:00 PM




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1 I went out today. Someone last year said they always bought turkeys on black friday. Glad I didn't pass on the pre-holiday special cuz the birds were back to standard price today. But I did get the horse feed I needed and bought a ham that was still a decent price.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 29, 2019 08:02 PM (n4y+3)

2 Mis Hum, you working overtime this weekend?

Posted by: RI Red at November 29, 2019 08:04 PM (/ZR1Z)

3 I called the corgis.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 29, 2019 08:04 PM (n4y+3)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:04 PM (arJlL)

5 Need to shop tomorrow. And take stuff to Salvation army.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 08:05 PM (O/X1S)

6 Ok pale rider. Corgis. Fetch.

Posted by: RI Red at November 29, 2019 08:05 PM (/ZR1Z)

7 George had to pay some bucks for the My Sweet Lord tune. I'm sure the plagiarism wasn't intentional.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 08:05 PM (2DOZq)

8 The weather was just too nice, I spent most of the day at the range working with pistols but took time to introduce some young gentlemen to the M1 Garand - a good time was had by all.

Posted by: Panhandler at November 29, 2019 08:05 PM (S/rwf)

9 Pfft. I was there for this event :
https://tinyurl.com/y75ujvkh

Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Ok,ok, I'm off yer lawn !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:05 PM (arJlL)

10 Good job pr.

Posted by: RI Red at November 29, 2019 08:05 PM (/ZR1Z)

11 The evil markets were open today so off to work I went.

Posted by: Heidi at November 29, 2019 08:05 PM (VqhL9)

12 I ran the cash register all day, and then went straight home afterwards.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 29, 2019 08:06 PM (iTtBf)

13 Office schlub here. No Veterans day, but today off. Cold and tired.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 08:07 PM (O/X1S)

14 I worked today, as did everyone else in the country who has a retail job.

I left work hating humanity.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 29, 2019 08:07 PM (d6Ksn)

15 DaughterH scooped up some turkeys at a sweet discount price!

Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:08 PM (BiNEL)

16 There is no way I would go out shopping today without one of these. So what did you do today?


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I tried to make gumbo with leftover cannoli filling. I should have just stuck with something from the Deplorables Cookbook.

Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 08:08 PM (WqPYg)

17 I went to CVS to pick up my prescriptions. It has been foggy, gloomy, and wet all day, now there is a dense fog advisory.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 08:08 PM (UUBmN)

18 Baconnaise > Cramonnaise

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 29, 2019 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

19 I tried to make gumbo with leftover cannoli filling. I should have just stuck with something from the Deplorables Cookbook.
Posted by: ShainS
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Hey!!! That's my schtick!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 08:09 PM (UUBmN)

20 Hiya Eris !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:09 PM (arJlL)

21 And take stuff to Salvation army.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 08:05 PM (O/X1S)


I really need to do that myself!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:09 PM (BiNEL)

22 I went to CVS to pick up my prescriptions. It has been foggy, gloomy, and wet all day, now there is a dense fog advisory.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 08:08 PM (UUBmN)

Yes, and now it feels like a tropical storm is coming.

Posted by: LASue at November 29, 2019 08:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

23 So what I gather today was that if you went shopping you should be carrying a Garand M1?

Sounds good to me.

Went out and Best Buy was kind of a mess, as expected.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 29, 2019 08:09 PM (3a/ug)

24 Hiya JT!

Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 29, 2019 08:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

25 I left work hating humanity.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 29, 2019 08:07 PM (d6Ksn)


Sounds like just another day to me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:10 PM (BiNEL)

26 Hey!!! That's my schtick!!!

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 08:09 PM (UUBmN)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 08:10 PM (WqPYg)

27 Walmart is a nuthouse every day.

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:10 PM (arJlL)

28 I'm still waiting on that pizzelle maker to arrive...Amazon says its 4 stops away...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 08:10 PM (UUBmN)

29 Without one of these what?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

30 Baconnaise > Cramonnaise
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope)


No one expects the Eris Inquisition!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 29, 2019 08:10 PM (3a/ug)

31 Hi JT! I missed your greeting on the last thread.

Posted by: Heidi at November 29, 2019 08:11 PM (VqhL9)

32 The Narwhal points to brexit

Posted by: Jean at November 29, 2019 08:11 PM (z52X6)

33 27
Walmart is a nuthouse every day.

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:10 PM (arJlL)

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Our local Costco is always amazingly busy. I call it "a zoo" every time we enter the parking lot.

Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 08:11 PM (WqPYg)

34 Hiya Heidi !

How's things wichoo ?

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:11 PM (arJlL)

35 Yes, and now it feels like a tropical storm is coming.
Posted by: LASue
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I know, the weather has been weird here.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 08:11 PM (UUBmN)

36 Posted by: Cardinal Eris

I did score some Cranberry Orange Chutney today, not suite yet where it fits in the hierarchy of tastiness!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:12 PM (BiNEL)

37 I'm thinking of a space Lego set to donate

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:12 PM (ZCEU2)

38 ASTRONAISE >>>> than anything

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 08:13 PM (rpxSz)

39 36
It was a dark and stormy night...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:13 PM (BiNEL)

40
I ordered 15 LEGO 'Satellite Repair' kits. 10 will go to Toys for Tots, 5 to Salvation Army. In honor of Rickl.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 29, 2019 08:13 PM (qRE7Z)

41 I didn't even get in the truck today, of course these days you can shop until you drop at home but didn't do that either.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:13 PM (ZCEU2)

42 Woof!

Huskies beat the cougs, 31-13.

Bow down, cougs. Bow. Down.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 29, 2019 08:14 PM (AT3+5)

43 Champ on Jeopardy has nice big round American breasts.

Posted by: the Festrunk brothers at November 29, 2019 08:14 PM (r+sAi)

44 Temp was okay but it felt like 100% humidity in Houston today.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 08:14 PM (2DOZq)

45 It was a dark and stormy night...

The butler was eating a mayonnaise sammich.....

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:14 PM (arJlL)

46 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)

47 38
ASTRONAISE >>>> than anything

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 08:13 PM (rpxSz)


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"Astroglide > Astronaise" -- Gwenyth Paltrow

[Seriously, don't know what Astronaise is and an interwebs search brings no joy.]

Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 08:15 PM (WqPYg)

48 It was a dark and stormy night...

The butler was eating a mayonnaise sammich.....

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:14 PM (arJlL)


There was a sharp knock at the door...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:15 PM (BiNEL)

49 Wife and daughter went shopping today. Most stores said the traffic was dramatically lighter than years past.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)

50 nooded.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 29, 2019 08:15 PM (JwHjN)

51 AstroNoise?

Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 08:16 PM (WqPYg)

52 The butler was eating a mayonnaise sammich.....
With mutton that was sliced thin and the tomatoes were perky.

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 08:16 PM (a4qVe)

53 Champ on Jeopardy has nice big round American breasts.
Posted by: the Festrunk brothers

Contestant #3 looked like she swallowed Narwal.

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:16 PM (arJlL)

54 Weather was reasonably shitty all day, but that usually doesn't stop people from acting like a raging cock and fighting for sales.

Not so much around here today, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 08:16 PM (Zz0t1)

55 [Seriously, don't know what Astronaise is and an interwebs search brings no joy.]
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I would assume it is a sauce made from astronauts. Check with Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 29, 2019 08:16 PM (3Z6pZ)

56 I should have done a web search to see if there were discount turkeys but I only stopped at Safeway after not going out until after after 3pm and getting horse feed first. Safeway had ended their pre-holiday special so I would have paid more if I had not gotten a turkey on Monday.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 29, 2019 08:16 PM (n4y+3)

57 Went to the yuppie strip mall. The lot was full but they all must have been at J Crew and Anthropologie. I got a couple doorbuster deals at Eddie Bauer. Overall it was an OK experience.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 08:16 PM (GLtAj)

58 Sounds like just another day to me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:10 PM (BiNEL)


That was a McCartney solo song. He's got a Harrison one up there

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 08:17 PM (IuCSU)

59 Was on sick dog duty today. We think she had too much Thanksgiving. The day was foggy and misty and rainy all day, so we didn't go anywhere. Spent the afternoon boiling chicken and rice for the dog.

Posted by: Abby at November 29, 2019 08:17 PM (0HbJk)

60 Woof!

Huskies beat the cougs, 31-13.

Bow down, cougs. Bow. Down.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 29, 2019 08:14 PM (AT3+5)


The defensive coordinator said he hopes Mike Leach stays there for decades because Leach's offence makes his defensive job much easier.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)

61 49 Wife and daughter went shopping today. Most stores said the traffic was dramatically lighter than years past.
Posted by: Sponge



More and more people do there shopping online. It's less of a hassle.

Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 29, 2019 08:18 PM (+QYmp)

62 On transit making our way home from the Apple Cup. Fun to tailgate and party a little with my oldest boy. Gorgeous day for football.

WOOF!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 29, 2019 08:18 PM (AT3+5)

63 Went to the yuppie strip mall. The lot was full but they all must have been at J Crew and Anthropologie. I got a couple doorbuster deals at Eddie Bauer. Overall it was an OK experience.
Posted by: kallisto

You're a braver soul than I, Gunga Din !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:18 PM (arJlL)

64 5 to Salvation Army. In honor of Rickl.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 29, 2019 08:13 PM (qRE7Z)

A tip of the hat to you sir.

I will do the same in some fashion.

Posted by: golfman at November 29, 2019 08:18 PM (M3a0a)

65 I worked. And since I did a turkey breast, we don't seem to have lots of leftovers. I have the bones cooked down for stock. will have soup tomorrow.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 29, 2019 08:18 PM (JKNZq)

66 I'm a big fan of big, round American breastesses.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)

67 I left work hating humanity.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V

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My next door neighbor is an HR exec. I hear her say all the time, "People suck."

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 08:18 PM (Y4EXg)

68 I have to go back to work after being off for 9 days. That means 9 days of work piled up on my desk. Puts a damper on a vacation.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 08:19 PM (2DOZq)

69 Turkeys were on sale here ... bought two big ones.

Those, and beer, were all I shopped for today.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 29, 2019 08:19 PM (JwHjN)

70 Most boring music video evah!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2019 08:19 PM (r+sAi)

71 More and more people do there shopping online. It's less of a hassle.

Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 29, 2019 08:18 PM (+QYmp)

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When drone deliveries by Amazon becomes ubiquitous, I wonder what percentage will be shot out of the sky before reaching their final destination?

Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 08:19 PM (WqPYg)

72 Overall it was an OK experience.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 08:16 PM (GLtAj)


Went to Cabelas, but not at the crack of dawn. Crowd seemed lighter than last year, but they were more organized in handling checkout so that may have helped. Staffer said there were about 150 people in line there at 0500.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:20 PM (BiNEL)

73 37 . awww...do we know rick's last name? Seems a little goofy to donate in memory of a blog nic.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 08:20 PM (GLtAj)

74 How's things wichoo ?
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:11 PM (arJlL)

Freezing in AZ! Making sure that Cannibal Bob stays medicated and fed. How be things in your world?

Posted by: Heidi at November 29, 2019 08:20 PM (VqhL9)

75 For the first year in many, I am not working in retail or customer service. So I enjoyed having Thanksgiving dinner with family today. Life is good, and I did zero shopping.

Posted by: April at November 29, 2019 08:20 PM (OX9vb)

76 I dint do nuffin all day.

People came to see me. As it should be.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 08:20 PM (Y4EXg)

77 @2

Just doing what I can

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2019 08:20 PM (aA3+G)

78 When drone deliveries by Amazon becomes ubiquitous, I wonder what percentage will be shot out of the sky before reaching their final destination?
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 08:19 PM (WqPYg)
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In the South Side of Chicago, probably approaching 100%.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 29, 2019 08:20 PM (3Z6pZ)

79 I have to go back to work after being off for 9 days. That means 9 days of work piled up on my desk. Puts a damper on a vacation.
Posted by: Easy Andy
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That's me on Monday...I'm dreading it.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 08:21 PM (UUBmN)

80 We have started the 'family tradition' of having brunch in the morning, everyone brings something, and buffet is nice and relatively stress-free. With all the toddler grandkids, I just thought it made more sense for me to have the little brunch and keep things relaxed before the kids have to get dressed and on the road to the inlaws. Traveling with toddlers can make holidays a nightmare, so a small gathering before the high drama works well for us on all the major holidays.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 29, 2019 08:22 PM (MIKMs)

81 Spent the day on the couch. Hubs changed the water in the spa, hung the Huge lighted Christmas wreath, called to get a new water heater installed and ordered a part for my car AND got Big Macs for dinner.

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 08:22 PM (a4qVe)

82 78 When drone deliveries by Amazon becomes ubiquitous, I wonder what percentage will be shot out of the sky before reaching their final destination?
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 08:19 PM (WqPYg)
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In the South Side of Chicago, probably approaching 100%.
Posted by: Captain Obvious



The drones will just have to be weaponized then. What could go wrong??

Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 29, 2019 08:22 PM (+QYmp)

83 Willowed:

Pfft. I was there for this event :


Wow! I was around at the
time -- can still remember we were tent-camping in Eureka, CA, and Dad
listening to the Eisenhower election coverage on the radio while my
middle sister and I were slip-sliding on slimy rocks in the creek! But
too young to go to any events, even if we'd been in the area.

Perhaps I should remove myself from your lawn?

Posted by: Empire1 at November 29, 2019 08:22 PM (/nr8+)

84 Hiya, JT!
Spent the day seeing some of my old high school friends and some cousins from Cincinnati.

Just made Sloppy Joes and French fries. Heading to bed so I can spend tomorrow putting the tree up.

God bless President Trump!

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at November 29, 2019 08:23 PM (Vf4Y7)

85 63. It really wasn't awful. The last time I was in a store on Black Friday was when I worked retail in my yute.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 08:23 PM (GLtAj)

86 I guess I'll finally do some cleaning and maybe get the tree up tomorrow.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 08:24 PM (UUBmN)

87
Seriously, don't know what Astronaise is and an interwebs search brings no joy.
Posted by: ShainS


It's what the Jetsons put on space bologna.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 08:24 PM (aKsyK)

88 The drones will just have to be weaponized then. What could go wrong??

Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 29, 2019 08:22 PM (+QYmp)

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The prequel to SkyNet.

Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 08:24 PM (WqPYg)

89
When drone deliveries by Amazon becomes ubiquitous, I wonder what percentage will be shot out of the sky before reaching their final destination?
Posted by: ShainS

Will porch pirates be replaced by drone diverters?

Posted by: Miklos "Alvin" Toeffler at November 29, 2019 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)

90 . awww...do we know rick's last name? Seems a little goofy to donate in memory of a blog nic.
Posted by: kallisto

Ehhhh.... that's how we knew him, if it was good enough for us, its good enough for anybody else, ahhhh reckon.

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:25 PM (arJlL)

91 Hey all. Hope you had a good Thanksgiving.

I don't know about that Harrison song. Does anyone really doubt that George would have thrown in an "Allahu ackbar" if he had written it today?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 29, 2019 08:25 PM (upfer)

92 I think Amazon drones are gonna skip south Chicago and take the risk of being called racist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2019 08:25 PM (r+sAi)

93 67 I left work hating humanity.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V

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My next door neighbor is an HR exec. I hear her say all the time, "People suck."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 08:18 PM (Y4EXg)
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I was a nurse for 30 years. It really made me dislike humanity. Even now that I have been off work for a year because of cancer I still don't *people* very well.

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 08:25 PM (a4qVe)

94 When drone deliveries by Amazon becomes ubiquitous, I wonder what percentage will be shot out of the sky before reaching their final destination?
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 08:19 PM (WqPYg)


My design team is working on a net based counter-Amazon delivery drone capability. Our drones identity the Amazon drone and drop a net over it, entangling the Amazon rotors, and then returning to my secret lair with the Amazon drone (and packages) intact and undamaged!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:26 PM (BiNEL)

95 My next door neighbor is an HR exec. I hear her say all the time, "People suck."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 08:18 PM (Y4EXg)


Because this is fact.

I've been saying this for the better part of a decade.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 08:27 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Drone catcher drones. They swoop down and grab delivery drones and bring them home.

Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2019 08:27 PM (2+pU9)

97 then returning to my secret lair with the Amazon drone (and packages) intact and undamaged!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows

Master! Another case of Summer's Eve!

Posted by: Number Two at November 29, 2019 08:27 PM (QzkSJ)

98

Well the South side of Chicago
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man who shoots drones down

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 08:28 PM (aKsyK)

99 Ehhhh.... that's how we knew him, if it was good enough for us, its good enough for anybody else, ahhhh reckon.

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:25 PM (arJlL)


After all, what's in a name?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:28 PM (BiNEL)

100 If you want to hate people, government, doctors and lawyers even more, get a job as a Worker's Comp claims adjuster.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 08:28 PM (2DOZq)

101 Drone catcher drones. They swoop down and grab delivery drones and bring them home.
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2019 08:27 PM (2+pU9)
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Then you would need Anti anti-drone drone drones.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 29, 2019 08:28 PM (3Z6pZ)

102 Freezing in AZ! Making sure that Cannibal Bob stays medicated and fed. How be things in your world?
Posted by: Heidi

I'm ok; if ya look up OK in the dictionary, it has my pic.

Say hello to da Cannibal; glad you're keeping him medded and fedded.

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:29 PM (arJlL)

103 "Then you would need Anti anti-drone drone drones."

P-51 Drone escorts

Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2019 08:29 PM (2+pU9)

104 Hey fappers. I only went out to the grocery store for a handful of things and that was it. Going to a brick and mortar store on Black Friday is madness.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 08:29 PM (NWiLs)

105 I still don't *people* very well.

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 08:25 PM (a4qVe)


Yes! The more I deal with people, the better I like my horses and dogs!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:29 PM (BiNEL)

106 Worker's Comp claims adjuster.

Or the legal staff that works for them. Ugh. People suck.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 08:30 PM (O/X1S)

107
Got the front gate (temporarily) repaired, Dot and Delilah bathed, Dan partly groomed out and the lawn mowed. Busy day at Schloss Hadrian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 08:30 PM (7rVsF)

108 Commissar Hrothgar that is the absolute truth; puppies and ponies are the best!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 08:31 PM (a4qVe)

109 I thought to slip in a note in the present
In memory of rickl, who loved space exploration

Hopefully the kid who gets it can read and wonder

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:31 PM (ZCEU2)

110 Hiya, JT!
Spent the day seeing some of my old high school friends and some cousins from Cincinnati.

Just made Sloppy Joes and French fries. Heading to bed so I can spend tomorrow putting the tree up.

God bless President Trump!
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy

MMMMM.....sloppy joes and fries.....sounds good !

Sounds like ya had a fun day.

Be careful putting the tree up !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:32 PM (arJlL)

111 Ugh. People suck.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 08:30 PM (O/X1S)


Oh come now, all people have a spark of divinity...

except for those damn Trump supporters!

Posted by: Even Nazi Pelousy knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:32 PM (BiNEL)

112 The key is to not let the Amazon drone know it was robbed. Need a swiss knife type drone to cut lines, grab or magnet packages.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2019 08:32 PM (r+sAi)

113 re: mayonaise mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw

Posted by: docweasel at November 29, 2019 08:32 PM (n1wu/)

114 Hadrian you were quite industrious! Good on you!
Hope you get a nice ROI on all that hard work!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 08:32 PM (a4qVe)

115 Drone catcher drones. They swoop down and grab delivery drones and bring them home.

Also known as hawks.

Posted by: Panhandler at November 29, 2019 08:32 PM (S/rwf)

116 Commissar Hrothgar that is the absolute truth; puppies and ponies are the best!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 08:31 PM (a4qVe)


Throw in a barn cat or two, and you'll have the species trifecta!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:33 PM (BiNEL)

117 God bless President Trump!
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy

AMEN, Sistah !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:33 PM (arJlL)

118 Hello Dear, how was your day?

We did some grocery shopping. That part of the store had very few customers. All the action was in the Layaway line and the toy section.

Gift cards FTW!

Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2019 08:34 PM (D59ia)

119
Hope you get a nice ROI on all that hard work!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 08:32 PM (a4qVe)


Yes, pain.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 08:34 PM (7rVsF)

120 You need a fighter drone to shoot down those bomber drones

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:34 PM (ZCEU2)

121 Hiya Insom !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:35 PM (arJlL)

122
There's nothing more peaceful than a horse champing away or a puppy sleeping.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 08:35 PM (7rVsF)

123 Yes, pain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Oooo, sorry!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 08:35 PM (a4qVe)

124 Playing Christmas music. Kickin' back at the AOSHQ. Finishing off the last bit of coffee in the morning's carafe. Life is good.

Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2019 08:36 PM (Pqytn)

125 Our local WalMart did over $227,000 just last night. Anticipating a good weekend.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 29, 2019 08:36 PM (ABuva)

126 Gift cards FTW!

Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2019 08:34 PM (D59ia)


Since I hate eating out, I did not use these for years. But a friend said that several good restaurants have them, and now DaughterH and I dine out once a month a sweet discounted price!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:36 PM (BiNEL)

127 Guess my extra Saturday is over, but there is always Saturday tomorrow.
Good night all

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:36 PM (ZCEU2)

128 Our dogs get in my lap and start snuffling while they are asleep and the next thing ya know I'm asleep and snuffling right along with them!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 08:37 PM (a4qVe)

129 'Nite Skip.

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:37 PM (arJlL)

130 There's nothing more peaceful than a horse champing away or a puppy sleeping.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 08:35 PM (7rVsF)


True, that soothes the human* soul!

*Including a vanishingly small number of Democrats

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:39 PM (BiNEL)

131 Dogs are the bestest!

Well, except when they bark (loudly) directly into one ear. Seemingly on purpose. I think they must be pissed off about something. LOL

Posted by: Common Tater at November 29, 2019 08:39 PM (q80FF)

132
And I get to wake up at 0400 tomorrow. Judging time is 0830 straight up. Show superintendents who schedule heavily coated breeds early in the morning should be swung.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 08:39 PM (7rVsF)

133 What about a drone that delivers sammiches to ya after your GF makes them?

Posted by: Reuben Droughns at November 29, 2019 08:40 PM (4JAk0)

134 My neighbor put up her perfect Christmas display. It's well thought out and just lovely. Really puts us in the holiday spirit.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 08:40 PM (GLtAj)

135 Hey JT!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

136 Our gun club collects for Toys For Tots every year. We included a few extra items this time in honor of Rickl.

Posted by: JTB at November 29, 2019 08:41 PM (bmdz3)

137 Hadrian, I hope your dogs have a great showing!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 08:41 PM (a4qVe)

138 Walmart is a nuthouse every day.

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:10 PM



I'll just leave this here for y'alls perusal and amusement:

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Posted by: Hands at November 29, 2019 08:42 PM (786Ro)

139 You need a fighter drone to shoot down those bomber drones

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 08:34 PM (ZCEU2)


I've got ack-ack set up in my front lawn. I went with an 88 that way I can take out the Amazon drones and ground shipping too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 08:43 PM (IuCSU)

140 I worked today. Tomorrow too.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 29, 2019 08:43 PM (uDh3k)

141 Hound group up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2019 08:43 PM (89T5c)

142 Our gun club collects for Toys For Tots every year. We included a few extra items this time in honor of Rickl.

Posted by: JTB

NICE !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:44 PM (arJlL)

143 'That Holiday Spirit' is a cute Steve and Eydie song. On that musical note, Imma get my stuff ready for werk tomorrow.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 08:45 PM (GLtAj)

144 Mr. H brought the Christmas decorations up from the basement, and I got some a few up. Have to move some plants to make room for the tree.

Hubs sets all the lights on timers, which is nice. Don't have to remember to turn them on & off.

Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2019 08:45 PM (D59ia)

145 "The London bridge attacker was a convicted terrorist recently released from prison and was wearing an electronic tag. It gets better: he was a guest at Cambridge University on "prisoner rehabilitation" - and threatened to blow up the venue"

He was on jihad-release.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 29, 2019 08:45 PM (Ndje9)

146 I worked today. Tomorrow too.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 29, 2019 08:43 PM (uDh3k)


Because it's your busy season, or because it's your nature?

Or both?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 08:46 PM (t+qrx)

147 Still snowing lightly.

Weather is saying, "Welp, got Thanksgiving out of the way, now for Christmas!"

So glad I don't need to drive anywhere for another couple of days.

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2019 08:46 PM (gP/Z3)

148 turkeys were $5 and $10 today at the local store.

$5<18#
$10 over 18#s

i got a little one. we weren't going to do turkey, but, at the price, why not?

had a really delicious sample at Trader Joes, their new sour cream doughnuts.

then, about 30 minutes later, it became apparent they are made with soy...and it was an unpleasant hour or so, which may have passed already.

which is to be devoutly hoped for, as opposed to running for the bathroom for the next 24 hours.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2019 08:47 PM (NbXNA)

149 >
Because it's your busy season, or because it's your nature?

Or both?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 08:46 PM (t+qrx)



Yes.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 29, 2019 08:47 PM (uDh3k)

150 Nice pic of trump and rudi heading for carry out at kfc.

Posted by: raimondo at November 29, 2019 08:48 PM (vJjKF)

151 I'll just leave this here for y'alls perusal and amusement:

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
Posted by: Hands

LOL !

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 08:48 PM (arJlL)

152 I get nervous when everyone starts talking about their pizzelles

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 08:48 PM (Z+l9n)

153 He was on jihad-release.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 29, 2019 08:45 PM (Ndje9)


My good man. Do not presume to judge other equally valid cultures!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 08:49 PM (BiNEL)

154 Maud'dib, Thank You for the Thanksgiving well wishes.
I hate excuses but I tried to send some your way on Wed, but my email kept kicking me out.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2019 08:50 PM (CKxoR)

155 We're getting another blizzard tomorrow. Yay.

Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2019 08:50 PM (l3+k2)

156 I should have been at work today, but the wife and daughter talked me into staying home. Wife ended up wading out into the mobs, but daughter and I spent some quality time playing cards and watching movies.
I'm dragging my butt back into the shop tomorrow, tho. CNC's don't run themselves (yet)...

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at November 29, 2019 08:52 PM (D+NZH)

157 I'm dragging my butt back into the shop tomorrow, tho. CNC's don't run themselves (yet)...

That's what the robots are for.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 08:54 PM (HaL55)

158 Tara Lipinsky is a solid 1

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2019 08:54 PM (89T5c)

159 Retardo!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2019 08:55 PM (89T5c)

160 Is there a word for someone who believes his own lies?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2019 08:57 PM (LxTcq)

161 Spent the morning cutting back the climbing Jasmine, got my hair cut and gave the dog a bath. Dang, I did accomplish something today. Nice.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 29, 2019 08:57 PM (KSBDE)

162 >154 Maud'dib, Thank You for the Thanksgiving well wishes.
I hate excuses but I tried to send some your way on Wed, but my email kept kicking me out.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 29, 2019 08:50 PM (CKxoR)


Damn technology.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 29, 2019 08:58 PM (uDh3k)

163 and the lawn mowed.

Mowed! I had to shovel. Also, I should have moved to south Alabama when I was young.

Posted by: free tibet at November 29, 2019 08:59 PM (d4+cE)

164 Today? followed my more than 20 year tradition of putting up the outdoor Christmas Lights (day after Thanksgiving).

Santa Hat! Off the wall Christmas songs (Yule be Swinging, 30's Swing Christmas songs).

And of course, alcohol.

Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 09:00 PM (NgKpN)

165 160 Is there a word for someone who believes his own lies?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2019 08:57 PM (LxTcq)

Democrat?

Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 09:01 PM (NgKpN)

166
Is there a word for someone who believes his own lies?


Progressive.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 09:01 PM (HaL55)

167 I've accomplished nothing today. Absolutely nothing. Unless devouring leftovers counts...

Had no guests yesterday and have no ambition today. Don't even feel like putting up Christmas decor. Tomorrow I should try to write a few cards.

Got the holiday blues I guess. Just *blah*

Posted by: JQ at November 29, 2019 09:01 PM (gP/Z3)

168 Is there a word for someone who believes his own lies?

His name is Adam Schiff.

Posted by: ALH at November 29, 2019 09:01 PM (D59ia)

169
Is there a word for someone who believes his own lies?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2019 08:57 PM (LxTcq)

=======================
I'm not sure. Ask a Democrat.

Posted by: mrp at November 29, 2019 09:01 PM (Pqytn)

170 Is there a word for someone who believes his own lies?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2019 08:57 PM (LxTcq)

Yeah...

Posted by: Joe Goebbles at November 29, 2019 09:02 PM (vqIkG)

171 George had to pay some bucks for the My Sweet Lord tune. I'm sure the plagiarism wasn't intentional.

Posted by: Easy Andy

...........
My Sweet LordDoo Lang Doo Lang Doo Lang

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 29, 2019 09:02 PM (438dO)

172 152
I get nervous when everyone starts talking about their pizzelles

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 08:48 PM (Z+l9n)
MMmmmm.... Gonna have to grab the irons from my mom and make a batch of these, now!

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at November 29, 2019 09:03 PM (D+NZH)

173 Hey everybody. Happy Black Friday!

Easy Andy: there's a story that after George Harrison finished All Things Must Pass, someone asked him how he liked working with Phil Spector.

As I recall it, Harrison said, "Phil's great, but it takes 17 cherry brandies to get him up and running in the morning."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2019 09:05 PM (L2ZTs)

174 Let's see if Amazon can figure out how to make drones do HALO drops into the hmm, "vibrant" parts of town.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 29, 2019 09:06 PM (0ReGO)

175 160 Is there a word for someone who believes his own lies?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2019 08:57 PM (LxTcq)

Delusional. Also the word to describe most Democrats.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 09:08 PM (2DOZq)

176 160
Is there a word for someone who believes his own lies?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 29, 2019 08:57 PM (LxTcq)


It's not a lie if you believe it.

Posted by: George Castanza at November 29, 2019 09:11 PM (l3+k2)

177 Someone upthread mentioned another blizzard. We ain't getting that but another winter storm warning with 7-12". I just hope it's a drier snow than Wednesday. Wet snow is a bitch to move.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 29, 2019 09:11 PM (uDh3k)

178 I think it's time for a hot toddy.

I also need to find a better solar light for the top of the flag pole.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 09:12 PM (O/X1S)

179 Muah'dib,

Aren't you on a dry planet with sand worms? Yeah. I don't blame you for moving to a planet with oceans of water.

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:12 PM (Jgzxr)

180 Ok, who has a good pizzelle recipe?

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:13 PM (UUBmN)

181 'Osco' on the shopping cart. I think that was a name of a drug store chain back in the 60's in New England. Wow, been a while.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 09:14 PM (IMdOQ)

182 Is there a word for someone who believes his own lies?

Fen's Law: The Left do not believe the lies they spew.

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:14 PM (Jgzxr)

183 Looks like we're getting up to a foot of snow Sunday, Monday.

Yikes.

Posted by: squeakywheel at November 29, 2019 09:15 PM (C+rDW)

184 MisHum, we did go to Brookshires grocery for ice and beef fat. We have one cooler of venison left and will use some of the beef fat to add much-needed grease to the venison. That's about the extent of our black Friday.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2019 09:15 PM (UUkQp)

185 Ok, who has a good pizzelle recipe?
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:13 PM


Shep?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 09:15 PM (DMUuz)

186 Isn't Osco like a superWalmart? I think I've been in one in the midwest, but I'm not sure if I'm remembering it correctly.

Posted by: squeakywheel at November 29, 2019 09:16 PM (C+rDW)

187 Oh yeah thanks for the Harrison tune. Guy was talented.

Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2019 09:16 PM (UUkQp)

188 Ok, who has a good pizzelle recipe?
Posted by: lin-duh

Mebbe Kallisto.

Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 09:16 PM (arJlL)

189 OSCO is now part of Jewel groceries - 183 stores in Illinois.

Posted by: Panhandler at November 29, 2019 09:19 PM (S/rwf)

190
Lin-duh
Did the item arrive?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 09:21 PM (7rVsF)

191 We got 33 inches in Lake arrowhead in the last 24 hrs. Sure glad I'm in North Carolina.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at November 29, 2019 09:22 PM (J6P5a)

192 Yes Hadrian! I posted in a thread yesterday that it did. I guess I missed you. Thank you again, I really appreciate it!

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:23 PM (UUBmN)

193 Ok, who has a good pizzelle recipe?
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:13 PM

best served with astronaise

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 09:23 PM (rpxSz)

194 Hey fappers.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 08:29 PM


Given the appreciation for orderliness and respect for authority existent here, and since it's still NoFapNovember, there's likely no one to acknowledge this now, and certainly won't be on the ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 29, 2019 09:24 PM (DMUuz)

195 189 OSCO is now part of Jewel groceries - 183 stores in Illinois.
Posted by: Panhandler at November 29, 2019 09:19 PM (S/rwf)

-------------------------------

Always has been as far as I'm aware. Osco is the drug store side, while Jewel is the grocery store side. Never seen one without the other.

My first real job was with Jewel, mumble mumble years ago.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 09:25 PM (CAJOC)

196 Always has been as far as I'm aware. Osco is the drug store side, while Jewel is the grocery store side. Never seen one without the other.

My first real job was with Jewel, mumble mumble years ago.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 09:25 PM (CAJOC)


This is how I remember it as a yute while living up north.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)

197 Always has been as far as I'm aware.

Never heard of Jewel. We didn't have that part.

Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 09:28 PM (dBiBP)

198 Lead therapy? I like that.

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:29 PM (Jgzxr)

199 196 Always has been as far as I'm aware. Osco is the drug store side, while Jewel is the grocery store side. Never seen one without the other.

My first real job was with Jewel, mumble mumble years ago.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 09:25 PM (CAJOC)


This is how I remember it as a yute while living up north.
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 09:27 PM (Zz0t1)

--------------------------

Did you get visits from the Jewel man? He was a store rep who'd show up at your house with a crate of products to sell. We kids were mostly interested in the toys.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 09:29 PM (CAJOC)

200 The steering column on that cart probably has half a turn of windup under any kind of load. Its a 15mph toy.

We are due for buckets of rain by CA standards which would be spring rains in the UK. You could drown the entire CA Dem Congressional coningent in the standing water on any given quarter mile of I-5.

You dont need to suggest thats an incredibly good idea.

Posted by: JEM at November 29, 2019 09:30 PM (5XBgF)

201 Did you get visits from the Jewel man? He was a store rep who'd show up at your house with a crate of products to sell. We kids were mostly interested in the toys.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 09:29 PM (CAJOC)

But then he and Mom would disappear, to talk.

I think his name was, Paolo?

Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 09:32 PM (NgKpN)

202 Did you get visits from the Jewel man? He was a store rep who'd show up at your house with a crate of products to sell. We kids were mostly interested in the toys.

Dude, ive got Fuller Brush shit from back in the day.

Posted by: JEM at November 29, 2019 09:32 PM (5XBgF)

203 Went for a hike with the family, got some work done on a lecture, potted some succulents to give as Christmas presents, binge-watched "Silicon Valley"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2019 09:34 PM (EZebt)

204 Funny. Jewel man. Back in the day, the Fuller Brush was a nice looking guy. My mom always bought something from him.

Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 09:36 PM (Jgzxr)

205 Dude, ive got Fuller Brush shit from back in the day.


Me too. Hair brush and a couple of brooms.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 09:37 PM (O/X1S)

206 Did you get visits from the Jewel man? He was a store rep who'd show up at your house with a crate of products to sell. We kids were mostly interested in the toys.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 09:29 PM (CAJOC)


I don't remember that.

As long as he wasn't Florida Man, I guess it would've been fine.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 09:37 PM (Zz0t1)

207 My mom bough smokes from a door to door cig salesman. I have no idea whom should get off who's lawn.

Posted by: Pall Mall Man at November 29, 2019 09:38 PM (vqIkG)

208 ONT...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 09:38 PM (UUBmN)

209 We called him the Jewel Tea Man.

Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2019 09:39 PM (l3+k2)

210 Cramonnaise is what we slather on the leftover holiday turducken at the Annual Black Friday Festival of Vulgar Indulgences.

Pro Tip: Hollow out a loaf of pumpernickel, stuff the remaining bird(s) with sausage and secret sauce and enjoy!

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2019 09:58 PM (wo3c/)

211 had a really delicious sample at Trader Joes, their new sour cream doughnuts.

then, about 30 minutes later, it became apparent they are made with soy...and it was an unpleasant hour or so, which may have passed already.

which is to be devoutly hoped for, as opposed to running for the bathroom for the next 24 hours.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2019 08:47 PM (NbXNA)

****


Sour cream donuts made with soy?!?

Da fuh?

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 30, 2019 05:40 AM (2GL8R)

212 Pizzelles ,what say all??

Hard and Crunchy or Soft and Chewy?

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214 Just remember Hollywood and TV car designer George Barris and all the cars to made for TV shows

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