London Bridge Terror Attack: Two Citizens Killed, Terrorist Shot Dead

Three more were injured.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:20 PM




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1 First & evil.

Posted by: Deranged DM at November 29, 2019 03:21 PM (i6gNq)

2 I'm sure the perp's motives are still unclear.

Posted by: Bert G at November 29, 2019 03:22 PM (OMsf+)

3 A Tuesday night in Chicago.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 29, 2019 03:23 PM (VIoev)

4 Nood-signal sent.

Posted by: Deranged DM at November 29, 2019 03:23 PM (i6gNq)

5 Top 5

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2019 03:23 PM (89T5c)

6 W'd mom say? He's a good boy a very good boy.

Posted by: jus' nother day at November 29, 2019 03:23 PM (WX+x0)

7 We've got to do something about those damn bridges!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 03:24 PM (LOq4H)

8 it's a mystery...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2019 03:24 PM (NbXNA)

9 Juarez calls that rookie ball.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 29, 2019 03:24 PM (VIoev)

10 W'd mom say? He's a good boy a very good boy.
Posted by: jus' nother day

---

He was turning his life around.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 29, 2019 03:25 PM (Y4EXg)

11 The attackers were wearing red MAGA hats!!! I witnessed it first hand!!

Posted by: Juicie at November 29, 2019 03:25 PM (+QYmp)

12 Islam is bridging the gap between the 8th and 21st centuries!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 29, 2019 03:26 PM (COzlW)

13


Has Grand Mufti Sadiq Khan said "You infidels had it coming" yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 03:26 PM (a4xU3)

14 Mayor Kahn too busy blowing up another Baby Trump balloon to comment?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2019 03:26 PM (6XlcD)

15 Need mor diversity

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 03:26 PM (iYrAO)

16 They have guns in Britain? Who knew?

Posted by: john knox at November 29, 2019 03:26 PM (0KKyI)

17 they call it a terror attack, but no mention of whether he was Lutheran or Catholic.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 03:27 PM (Cus5s)

18 AND they shot his ass with a gun. While he was laying on the ground.

Posted by: golfman at November 29, 2019 03:27 PM (M3a0a)

19 Need mor diversity

It's our strength!

Posted by: Victims on a bridge in London at November 29, 2019 03:27 PM (6XlcD)

20 Welcome to Londonstan

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 03:27 PM (ZCEU2)

21 Diversity is our strength!

Posted by: Sadiq Khan - mayor of London at November 29, 2019 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

22 It's another unfortunate case of sudden jihad syndrome.

Nothing can be done.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 03:28 PM (Gi44W)

23 "Asians" will be blamed.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 29, 2019 03:28 PM (CqE5x)

24 drunken amish again. just going to have to get used to it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 03:28 PM (KP5rU)

25 "Asians" will be blamed.

Global warming

Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2019 03:28 PM (6XlcD)

26 Surprised it's not car bombings yet as in Sweden

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 03:29 PM (ZCEU2)

27 Just Newcastle football hooligans. Nothing to see here..

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 03:29 PM (+QYmp)

28 they call it a terror attack, but no mention of whether he was Lutheran or Catholic.


Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 03:27 PM (Cus5s)

C of E? Or are they completely extinct now?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 03:29 PM (a4xU3)

29 Tesco must have run out of big screen TVs.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2019 03:29 PM (wo3c/)

30 Think about that. They can't bring themselves to say "Muslims", but saying Asians did it is perfectly fine.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 29, 2019 03:29 PM (CqE5x)

31 if england insists on committing suicide, who am i to give afuck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 03:30 PM (KP5rU)

32 This happened in Arizona?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 03:30 PM (1g7ch)

33 Bloody wogs! - Fawlty Towers 1980

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 03:30 PM (iYrAO)

34 hey call it a terror attack, but no mention of whether he was Lutheran or Catholic.


Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 03:27 PM (Cus5s)

C of E? Or are they completely extinct now?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 03:29 PM (a4xU3)

If Henry VIII saw what was happening , he'd RUN back to Rome.....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 29, 2019 03:31 PM (CqE5x)

35 fake suicide vest, perhaps they shot him in case it was real, and he was still struggling to hit the trigger. Tolerance is one thing, but actually being blown up is another matter ... it is only for the general public to suffer the actual results of the terrorists.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 03:31 PM (Cus5s)

36 This happened in Arizona?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 03:30 PM (1g7ch)

Yes, and it was an illegal who did it

Posted by: JoeF. at November 29, 2019 03:31 PM (CqE5x)

37 Backlash will not be tolerated!

Posted by: Sadiq Khan - mayor of London at November 29, 2019 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

38 30 Think about that. They can't bring themselves to say "Muslims", but saying Asians did it is perfectly fine.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 29, 2019 03:29 PM (CqE5x)


"Asian" is rather a fluid term, apparently.

Posted by: john knox at November 29, 2019 03:32 PM (0KKyI)

39 I'm glad I saw London when it was still English.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 03:32 PM (+QYmp)

40 the new world order loves this shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 03:32 PM (KP5rU)

41 Right wingBrexit supporter I assume?

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2019 03:32 PM (KNsKs)

42 I'm with chavez the hugo

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 03:33 PM (ZCEU2)

43 We definitely need to import more of those fun-loving Muslims. They add so much to the crime rate diversity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 03:33 PM (Ee+Sn)

44 Stories are so contradictory. Passersby attacked the attacker and held him down, but then the police got there and shot him dead because of the fake suicide vest.

So civilians were less afraid of getting sploded than the Bobbies?

24 hour rule.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 03:33 PM (gd9RK)

45 *SIGH*

What an ugly way for the Tech streak against UVA to end.

Congrats, Wahoos

[grumble, grumble]

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 03:33 PM (xZjNZ)

46 The masterminds that control the West are intentionally committing suicide.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 29, 2019 03:33 PM (qNujn)

47

Also

Netherlands stabbing: Multiple injured after knife attack on shopping street in The Hague

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 03:33 PM (aKsyK)

48 Top 50

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 03:33 PM (Dhht7)

49 According to what Rush's replacement was saying, citizens took the guy down and disarmed him (Bravo Brits ! ) then he opened his coat to display a (fake) bomb vest and the cops shot him.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 29, 2019 03:33 PM (JwHjN)

50 31 if england insists on committing suicide, who am i to give afuck.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 03:30 PM (KP5rU)


Because we're doing exactly the same thing, so their experience provides us with a preview of coming attractions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 03:34 PM (Ee+Sn)

51 They're going to disarm their police because they're shooting unarmed muzzies.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 03:34 PM (Gi44W)

52 Cue trite "Don't Look Back in Anger" requests

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 03:34 PM (xZjNZ)

53 Black Friday sale at the Aloha snackbar.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2019 03:34 PM (ABjxW)

54 I used to want to see the British Isles. Not so much anymore. On a side note, many of my friends who were Mexico vacation devotees, not so much anymore for them, either. The world is changing. The Lady Galadriel told me so.

Posted by: john knox at November 29, 2019 03:35 PM (0KKyI)

55 We need more immigrants like this!

Posted by: Bite-size billionaire Bloomberg at November 29, 2019 03:35 PM (k4dH2)

56 Also

Netherlands stabbing: Multiple injured after knife attack on shopping street in The Hague
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 03:33 PM (aKsyK)


Oh, those fun-loving scamps! The Muslims and their adolescent japes! You've got to be amused.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 03:35 PM (Ee+Sn)

57 45: Well, you can't have a rivalry without the other rival winning now and then. After 15 straight wins, the Hokies are going to lose this one. Congrats Cavs.

(grumble grumble grumble)

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 03:35 PM (+QYmp)

58 VA Tech collapsed like Hillary on a 78 degree day.

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2019 03:35 PM (KNsKs)

59 You know what famous Englishman was a victim of muzzie surprise anal?

Lawrence of Arabia

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 03:36 PM (Gi44W)

60 Has Grand Mufti Sadiq Khan said "You infidels had it coming" yet?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 03:26 PM (a4xU3)


I expect he is still working off the "this is the sort of inconvenience you need to get used to in exchange for living in a vibrant, modern metropolis such as London" script.

'Cause he has seen the future, and it looks like Zimbabwe.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2019 03:36 PM (1glZx)

61 Turkey carving fascists attack London and The Hague. Right thinking citizens blame lack of vegetarianism.

Posted by: Nick Nackpaddywhach at November 29, 2019 03:36 PM (HTAGb)

62 In their culture stabbing shows you they care.

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2019 03:36 PM (KNsKs)

63 59 You know what famous Englishman was a victim of muzzie surprise anal?

Lawrence of Arabia
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 03:36 PM (Gi44W)

Ne strange man, that.

Posted by: john knox at November 29, 2019 03:37 PM (0KKyI)

64 Fake suicide vest. Yeah, ok.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 03:37 PM (O/X1S)

65 50: true. i don't care anymore.nothing i can do but try to protect myself. we can't even execute some fuck in our armed forces for gunning down fellow soldiers. so, fuck it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 03:37 PM (KP5rU)

66 Celebrating diversity until the bitter end

Posted by: G marks the spot at November 29, 2019 03:37 PM (GXoKW)

67 #47 sudden jihad syndrome travels on the interwebs

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 03:38 PM (Gi44W)

68 59 You know what famous Englishman was a victim of muzzie surprise anal?

Lawrence of Arabia
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 03:36 PM (Gi44W)

Didn't know that. Only heard about the famous Kenyan victim of the same.

Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2019 03:38 PM (ABjxW)

69 Hey, we oligarchs can't build the New World Order without sacrificing a few (or a few million) of you peasants!

So just suck it up and quit whining!

Posted by: Bite-size billionaire Bloomberg at November 29, 2019 03:38 PM (k4dH2)

70 It was one thing to get buggered at jolly old Oxford but what that Turkish wog did was beyond the pale.
Lawrence

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2019 03:39 PM (KNsKs)

71 "Finishing off Western culture? I'll take a stab at it."

Posted by: Some wog at November 29, 2019 03:39 PM (Ee+Sn)

72 they should bring the UN in to figure it out...///

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 03:39 PM (UUBmN)

73 From the article. "The White House has pledged "full support to our ally, the United Kingdom."


What does that mean? We'll hold your hand?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 03:39 PM (Dhht7)

74 73 From the article. "The White House has pledged "full support to our ally, the United Kingdom."


What does that mean? We'll hold your hand?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 03:39 PM (Dhht7)


James Taylor is standing by.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 03:40 PM (Ee+Sn)

75 probably just stabbed some white folk anyway. most likely, they had it coming.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 03:41 PM (KP5rU)

76 I thought they had already banned kitchen knives.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

77 they should bring the UN in to figure it out...///
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 03:39 PM (UUBmN)


UN Conclusion: Global Warming!!!!!

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 03:41 PM (aS1PU)

78 #65 our own military imprisons it's own troops for terminating tangos. Bravo Sierra right there.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 03:41 PM (Gi44W)

79 LOL was just going to ask if James Taylor has been dispatched.

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2019 03:41 PM (KNsKs)

80 78 Or posing with an enemy corpse....

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2019 03:42 PM (KNsKs)

81 Lots of babies will be popping out in Virginia 9 months from now.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 29, 2019 03:42 PM (zfhOa)

82
Also

Netherlands stabbing: Multiple injured after knife attack on shopping street in The Hague
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

I'm surprised the gun grabbers aren't going after knives here.

I could be wrong, but I seem to remember Britain actually going after knives due to the increased knife attacks over the last year or two. I guess sporks are next on the list.

Posted by: Moki at November 29, 2019 03:42 PM (mFoNl)

83 "46 The masterminds that control the West are intentionally committing suicide.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 29, 2019 03:33 PM (qNujn) "



I see it more as deliberately murdering Western Civ to replace it with neo-feudal kleptocracy, but that's just my opinion.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 29, 2019 03:42 PM (JwHjN)

84 >>>Celebrating diversity until the bitter end<<<

The suicide vest self-identified as fake.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2019 03:42 PM (wo3c/)

85 A fake bomb vest is as good as a real one in making you mort

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 03:42 PM (ZCEU2)

86 its the month of rab al thani, in their calendar, but it has no particular significance, for events in London, Amsterdam, and now paris apparently

Posted by: gaius martius at November 29, 2019 03:42 PM (hMlTh)

87 James Taylor is standing by.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 03:40

Heh. Didn't know Kerry was consulting White House.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 03:42 PM (Dhht7)

88 Clearly this is the work of people who are rebelling against the World Banking system that keeps Brown and Black people in virtual Slavery.

This was a blow against Black Friday, a Capitalist and Racist Holy Day!

Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 03:43 PM (NgKpN)

89 The Bobbies can eliminate a step if they allow armed subjects to kill the bad guys before the Tueller Drill hits.

Or sent that 82 yo grandma with her bottle of shampoo over there. She will sort them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2019 03:43 PM (u82oZ)

90 I would enjoy James Taylor getting Aloha Snackbarred.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2019 03:43 PM (89T5c)

91 I gotta compliment those Brit cops on their gun-handling skills. They proved to haveexcellent muzzie discipline.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 29, 2019 03:43 PM (p7zrD)

92 The masterminds that control the West are intentionally committing suicide.


Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium

Nope, they're gonna get paid either way.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 03:44 PM (LOq4H)

93 76 I thought they had already banned kitchen knives.
Posted by: wth at


Thank you, it wasn't just me who thought that.

Posted by: Moki at November 29, 2019 03:44 PM (mFoNl)

94 I thought they had already banned kitchen knives.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 03:41 PM (v0R5T)


They did. This was a butter knife with a bump stock.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2019 03:44 PM (a4xU3)

95 Lone wolves.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2019 03:44 PM (89T5c)

96 the knife must have had that thig that goes up. it was an assault knife.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 03:45 PM (KP5rU)

97 No 'dog peeing' during the Hokies/Cavaliers game.

(cough Ole Miss cough)

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 29, 2019 03:45 PM (+QYmp)

98 Ace

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2019 03:46 PM (u82oZ)

99 Did Ace really get married?

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 03:46 PM (14URa)

100 Selling, buying and carrying knives

https://tinyurl.com/kylgc35

GOV.UK

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

101 Did Ace really get married?

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 03:46

---------------

Yes, to Zombie. I read it on the blog.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 03:48 PM (Dhht7)

102 {{{peaches}}}

It was on the Internet. We must believe it. /s

Can you imagine the children?
Shelves for bunk beds?
Hobo hunts in suburbia?
He'd have to move to LA.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2019 03:48 PM (u82oZ)

103
Ace



Hope you had a great Thanksgiving.

Posted by: NaCly Dog
Ditto (didn't want to say it first, get that rap as an ass kisser, you can never drink with the workers again) (yellow smiley guy here)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 03:48 PM (LOq4H)

104 The "official" we may never know the reasons for his actions, but we sentient beings know!

Just as we know we're now effectively muz fodder just like we used to be cannon fodder!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 29, 2019 03:49 PM (BiNEL)

105 Did Ace really get married?


Posted by: Peaches

Notice that no one has heard from Jennifer Rubin in a few days....hmmm

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 03:49 PM (32YRo)

106 Did Ace really get married?
Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 03:46 PM (14URa)


Even Ewoks get the blues ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at November 29, 2019 03:49 PM (LPnfS)

107 I am so tired of hearing how another Amish fundamentalist has sought through violence to spread his beliefs.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at November 29, 2019 03:49 PM (CjEbC)

108 So the Costco website is basically not functional...on Black Friday...wtf??? Cyber Monday should be interesting...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 03:49 PM (UUBmN)

109 olddog in mo, uckfay ancerca

zombie will break him. I must have missed it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2019 03:49 PM (u82oZ)

110 Ewoks don't marry they get togerher in life throuples.

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2019 03:50 PM (KNsKs)

111 pg, I was expecting an OT thriller in the end --a loss to the 'Hoos then would have been more fitting, but the way it ended was . . . yeah, like Hillary collapsing on a 78 degree day.

Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 03:50 PM (xZjNZ)

112 108
So the Costco website is basically not functional...on Black Friday...wtf??? Cyber Monday should be interesting...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 03:49 PM (UUBmN)
Tried to log in this morning, 3 times, no go. To their credit, they did have a warning/apology front and center. But, still, with the kind of money I throw their way? smh

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 03:50 PM (14URa)

113 We presume it was a terrorist attack.

Posted by: Amb Sondland at November 29, 2019 03:51 PM (sWM8x)

114 Combining the (thankfully unexploded) bomb found in the Gare du Nord in Paris with the attack in the Hague, that makes for three attacks in three capitals in one day. Seems fishy.

Also, is it my imagination, or have we had fewer attacks in the US since Trump was elected?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 29, 2019 03:51 PM (uquGJ)

115 We still blame Trump supporters, right, even in England?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2019 03:51 PM (oVJmc)

116 113
We presume it was a terrorist attack.

Posted by: Amb Sondland at November 29, 2019 03:51 PM (sWM8x)
The Costco thing? Probably . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 03:51 PM (14URa)

117 Haha, campaign staffer for Cameltoe resigns and joins the mental midget campaign. She formerly worked on the Clintoon campaign.


Hoooboy, she's a real winner.

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 03:52 PM (O/X1S)

118 Peaches,
I'm thinking that some "restructuring" may be happening at Costco soon over this...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 03:52 PM (UUBmN)

119 Ace

Hope you had a great Thanksgiving.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2019 03:46 PM (u82oZ)

Now there's a man that knows that he should never be the first one to stop clapping!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 29, 2019 03:52 PM (BiNEL)

120 Ace Married Jenifer Rubin? (I'm just reporting the news, heard it on a blog)

and he is adopting 4 african children, so he can be twice as righteous as what's his name that only adopted two.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (Cus5s)

121 England got all their big brother spy cameras installed before they let the muzzies get jiggy, so I guess they have very little chance of having vigilante committees rise up.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (n4y+3)

122 >>>Ewoks don't marry they get together in life throuples.<<<

The real victim here was the turducken.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (wo3c/)

123 Yeah the auto-transmit boilerplate from WH or Foggy Bottom on these kinds of things is beyond stale and annoying. Saw the acting DHS Sec. do an interview, he called it a "tragedy". He seems very lame, not even close to what's needed in that post. His response to a question about "sanctuary" lawlessness was pathetic, and probably mirrored the continuing limp administration failure on this key front. Many close observers predicted he'd be pretty lame, probably correctly.


Only high-profile potential replacement - though of course blocked by the "GOP" Senate - Cuccinelli, might not even measure up, if he got the chance. The key issue without which Trump would have been neither nominee nor president continues to be the least well handled, personnel having been nearly uniformly disastrous and Beltway GOP completely [and openly] unreformed in their opposition.


And while don't know details, Cuccinelli allowed himself to be chased from a DC bar by the idiot fomer gov. of MD. Beltway was termed "land of the midgets" years ago, Trump appears not to have been able to change that much.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (QDnY+)

124 My biggest question is why is the Boss here?
Just give us a wide margin or some colors and we could entertain ourselves

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (ZCEU2)

125 "where dramatic video showed he was tackled to the ground by at least six heroic members of the public."

Has the Crown filed assault charges against them yet?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (xPl2J)

126 116 113
We presume it was a terrorist attack.

Posted by: Amb Sondland at November 29, 2019 03:51 PM (sWM8x)
The Costco thing? Probably . . .
Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 03:51 PM (14URa)

Russian Hacker Bots trying to ruin Christmas for Democrats!

Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (NgKpN)

127 Christendom allowed mass immigration and is now dealing with the consequences.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (Fxgkp)

128 Also, is it my imagination, or have we had fewer attacks in the US since Trump was elected?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


Think how many more we could stop if our CIA wasn't involved in a domestic coup.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (LOq4H)

129 I'm thinking that some "restructuring" may be happening at Costco soon over this...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 03:52 PM (UUBmN)
Either that or buy more hamster food.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (14URa)

130 prince andy is ok, i hope. those assholes are always well insulated from this shit. if it started happening to them, i wonder what they would do.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (KP5rU)

131 Jennifer Rubin is dead?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 29, 2019 03:54 PM (sWM8x)

132 117 Haha, campaign staffer for Cameltoe resigns and joins the mental midget campaign. She formerly worked on the Clintoon campaign.

Hoooboy, she's a real winner.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 03:52 PM (O/X1S)/i]

Well, she was too late to book passage on the Titanic.

So I guess Bloomberg's electric speech delivery moved at least one person.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 03:54 PM (Ee+Sn)

133 "I'm surprised the gun grabbers aren't going after knives here."

We'd have to carve our Turkeys with bananas - very inconvenient.

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 03:54 PM (32YRo)

134 125 They better hope for their sake they didn't use any hate speech the cameras can catch them on.....

Posted by: steevy at November 29, 2019 03:54 PM (KNsKs)

135 Some people you just can't reach. So you get what we had here in England, which is the way they wants it... well, they gets it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2019 03:54 PM (Z+IKu)

136 How quickly Theo Van Gogh was forgotten.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 03:54 PM (H8QX8)

137 Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

Try getting a tactical pen through our TSA...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 29, 2019 03:55 PM (BiNEL)

138 120 Ace Married Jenifer Rubin? (I'm just reporting the news, heard it on a blog)

and he is adopting 4 african children, so he can be twice as righteous as what's his name that only adopted two.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (Cus5s)


He didn't get the promotional Third World six-pack?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 03:55 PM (Ee+Sn)

139 The good news in the UK is that it looks like BoJo is heading to a huge win, as the leftist parties have completely self destructed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 03:55 PM (Kpl3J)

140 Gun grabbing is again 1 stage thinking, getting the bayonet as well is the 2nd stage.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 03:56 PM (ZCEU2)

141 He didn't get the promotional Third World six-pack?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 03:55 PM (Ee+Sn)
I know it's early but I'm calling threadwinner on this.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 03:56 PM (14URa)

142 139 The good news in the UK is that it looks like BoJo is heading to a huge win, as the leftist parties have completely self destructed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 03:55 PM (Kpl3J)


Now for the Democrat Party to follow suit ...

... which they are already bidding fair to do.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 03:56 PM (Ee+Sn)

143 Pseudo-Christendom allowed mass immigration and is now dealing with the consequences.
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (Fxgkp)

FTFY

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 29, 2019 03:57 PM (BiNEL)

144 So ace got married to Elizabeth Warren (shoring up her native appeal) and the Amish shot some people in London?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2019 03:57 PM (ycWCI)

145 Yeah the first step was to abandon Christianity entirely. The second step was to embrace a Muslim invasion. Real smart.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2019 03:57 PM (KZzsI)

146 Seriously read Gatestone Institute often and see what Sweden is going through.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 03:57 PM (ZCEU2)

147 Costco online is down? Oh no, how am I going to buy 12 of hILLRY's books?

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

148 Now for the Democrat Party to follow suit ...

... which they are already bidding fair to do.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 03:56 PM (Ee+Sn)

Virginifornia begs to differ!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 29, 2019 03:58 PM (BiNEL)

149 We love you Ace!!!

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2019 03:58 PM (uEbPt)

150 Fake suicide vest. Yeah, ok.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 03:37 PM (O/X1S)


"Fake" because it did not go 'boom'.


Not unlike NBC saying the SF did not 'get' Al Baghdadi because he blew himself up when cornered.

Or that weirdo mail "bomb" guy who mailed all the PVC pipe "bombs" the size of AA batteries (FBI swears it you put enough heat to the 'bombs' they would sustain a chemical reaction others would just call burning).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 03:58 PM (1g7ch)

151 In addition to being a bromide, "full support" likely means top priority LE assistance with the UK investigation-- putting the London attack investigation on the top of the pile, I would guess.

Investigating tie-ins to other countries.

Posted by: mnw at November 29, 2019 03:58 PM (Cssks)

152 147
Costco online is down? Oh no, how am I going to buy 12 of hILLRY's books?

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)
I just want to know when my giant fuzzy blankie jacket thingy will get here. Costco is totally fubar. Even more so now than this morning.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 03:59 PM (14URa)

153 Armed police shot dead a knifeman wearing a fake suicide vest

-
I guess it wasn't all that fake 'cause he got her done!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

154 I still cannot... I know all their stated reasons, and I know all their actual reasons, but I cannot comprehend what made the left think flooding their nations with Muslims was going to do in their favor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2019 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

155 We love you Ace!!!


Long time!

Posted by: Asian Ladyboys at November 29, 2019 03:59 PM (+Xwtq)

156 Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH

Serious answer here. I went through the collapse of a beloved blog - Neptunus Lex; when he crashed and died. Don't want to see that here.

Although I can see Ace having difficulties dealing with normal spousal concerns given his blogging schedule. It would make for an excellent sit-com or Hallmark movie.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2019 04:00 PM (u82oZ)

157 So I guess Bloomberg's electric speech delivery moved at least one person.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Like jumping off the Titanic just to swim over to the Lusitania

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 04:00 PM (32YRo)

158 I see it more as deliberately murdering Western Civ to replace it with neo-feudal kleptocracy, but that's just my opinion.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 29, 2019 03:42 PM (JwHjN)

You are one hep cat.

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2019 04:00 PM (uEbPt)

159 Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.

Posted by: Rough translation from Klingon at November 29, 2019 04:00 PM (e1mEI)

160 155
We love you Ace!!!





Long time!

Posted by: Asian Ladyboys at November 29, 2019 03:59 PM (+Xwtq)
Bigly. Very, very bigly.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 04:00 PM (14URa)

161 Did Ace really get married?
Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 03:46 PM (14URa)

Something about a shotgun and an unlicensed massage therapist.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 29, 2019 04:00 PM (a+QMf)

162 And while don't know details, Cuccinelli allowed himself to be chased from a DC bar by the idiot fomer gov. of MD. Beltway was termed "land of the midgets" years ago, Trump appears not to have been able to change that much.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (QDnY+)

As a current officeholder, Cuccinelli was in an asymmetric position. Anything he said - no matter what - would have been recorded and trumpeted to the Senate as *Proof* he needed to Resign IMMEDIATELY!!! Meanwhile, Mallory holds no office and can count on being called "Brave!!!" by the entire MSM. Remember, even Mitch McConnell hates Cuccinelli; if he gave anyone even a glimmer of something to use against him, he'd be crucified.

It's a sad sign of the times, but I think anyone willing to work hard for Trump has now got to be prepared to live like a monk and avoid public places. Unless they can hire some MS-13 bodyguards, but they'd get in trouble for that too.

we no longer live in a "civil" society.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 04:00 PM (Kpl3J)

163 154 I still cannot... I know all their stated reasons, and I know all their actual reasons, but I cannot comprehend what made the left think flooding their nations with Muslims was going to do in their favor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2019 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

They bought their own line that everyone everywhere are the same and have the same dreams, goals and aspirations. They figured they could square the budget circle by importing tons of 'workers' to keep their welfare schemes solvent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2019 04:01 PM (ycWCI)

164 Christendom]/s] Radical Left-wing Progressivism/Globalism allowed mass immigration and is now dealing with the consequences.

FTFY. Christendom had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 04:01 PM (HaL55)

165 Yes, to Zombie. I read it on the blog.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 29, 2019 03:48 PM (Dhht7)


That would be really awesome if it was 'tailpipe' zombie.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 04:01 PM (1g7ch)

166 Shit. Ok, ok, I'm off to the Barrel...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 04:01 PM (HaL55)

167 And while don't know details, Cuccinelli allowed himself to be chased
from a DC bar by the idiot fomer gov. of MD. Beltway was termed "land of
the midgets" years ago, Trump appears not to have been able to change
that much.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (QDnY+)

I don't know how much time you've spent in bars but when you walk in and some scrote jumps up in your grill, you just turn and leave. It's not a hard thing to figure out.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 04:02 PM (14URa)

168 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

169 what's the little ewok wife's name, ace?

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 04:03 PM (O/X1S)

170 Ace got married? Well, that's proof he doesn't listen to our advice. Hope he doesn't come down with the flu, he won't know what to do.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

171 Bloomberg is taking credit for NYC's recovery after 9/11. I guess Giuliani did nothing.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

172 154; not that hard, really. the muzzie invasion is to perform their dirty work. nothing will happen to muzzies until the middle class is wiped out. then, the serfs can fight to the death of whatever race is the loser.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 04:03 PM (KP5rU)

173 166
Shit. Ok, ok, I'm off to the Barrel...


Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 04:01 PM (HaL55)
Just come sit by me, you'll be fine.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 04:03 PM (14URa)

174 what made the left think flooding their nations with Muslims was going to do in their favor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2019 03:59 PM (KZzsI)

They knew the Islamics hated America. That was enough.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 04:03 PM (H8QX8)

175 BoJo will triump but wonder what he'll deliver. Looks like Brexit Party has lost a bit of its "enforcement" mojo on the big issue. And Boris and Co. have a mediocre vibe on this - his "rather dead in a ditch" attempt at Churchillian resolve ended with a fairly crappy compromise, very unimpressive. Weak undeachieving Brexit is still Brexit, meh, but then again not my problem, any more than any of these wonderful diversity and multicultural performances with knives under discussion.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2019 04:04 PM (QDnY+)

176 Hey, London!

How's that muzzie mayor thing working out for you?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 04:04 PM (+y/Ru)

177
what's the little ewok wife's name, ace?


Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 04:03 PM

---

Ace got married?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 29, 2019 04:04 PM (JUOKG)

178 You must accept and bow to your muslham overlords as this is the new normal.

We're here. We're murderous. Get used to it.

Posted by: Sadiq Kahn at November 29, 2019 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

179 >>>I cannot comprehend what made the left think flooding their nations with Muslims was going to do in their favor.<<<

Somebody had to teach those wacky Brits how to cook a decent curry.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2019 04:05 PM (wo3c/)

180 Hi Peaches. What are you in for?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 04:05 PM (HaL55)

181 Costco online is down? Oh no, how am I going to buy 12 of hILLRY's books?
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)


Just get 12 copies of the e-book version from Amazon.
She will get the same royalty as from 12 hardcopies.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 04:05 PM (1g7ch)

182 Fake suicide vest. Yeah, ok.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 03:37 PM (O/X1S)

Knitted from the finest Epsteinium?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 04:05 PM (/sgva)

183 It's a sad sign of the times, but I think anyone willing to work hard for Trump has now got to be prepared to live like a monk and avoid public places. Unless they can hire some MS-13 bodyguards, but they'd get in trouble for that too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 04:00 PM (Kpl3J)

Until one of these guys turns around and stands up to these cretinous Leftists, nothing will change. It's that simple and physical.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 04:05 PM (H8QX8)

184 Any pictures of the dead tango? Hopefully a group photo. I like those.

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 04:06 PM (Gi44W)

185 That Cuccinelli Mallory thing was at a HS reunion. Especially bad manners on Mallory's part

Everything must be politicized

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 29, 2019 04:06 PM (n40zw)

186 Jennifer Rubin has a prolapsed rectum

in the middle of her face

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 04:06 PM (rpxSz)

187 Tom Servo

I think American conservatives are going to be yuugely disappointed by BoJo.

He's a big govt, immigration-loving "one nation:" (as they say in UK) wannabe centrist.

Over here, he'd be classified as GOPe.

Posted by: mnw at November 29, 2019 04:06 PM (Cssks)

188 180
Hi Peaches. What are you in for?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 04:05 PM (HaL55)
I don't barrel. I was offering you the spare seat I always keep handy. Trust me, if it comes down to me and the barrel? The barrel's gonna need a GoFundMe.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 04:07 PM (14URa)

189 fake suicide vest
< real bullets.

Posted by: DaveA at November 29, 2019 04:07 PM (FhXTo)

190 Whoa!! ACE got MARRIED?!
Holy cow! Were ceremonial shelves installed? Did the happy couple leave their party on recumbent bikes?!

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 04:07 PM (a4qVe)

191 Until one of these guys turns around and stands up to these cretinous Leftists, nothing will change. It's that simple and physical.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 29, 2019 04:05 PM (H8QX

And my point about Cuccinelli is this - Mallory was *trying* to provoke a public confrontation, because Mallory had nothing to lose and he knew Cooch could be run out of his office if he engaged. It's asymmetrical.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 04:07 PM (Kpl3J)

192 171 Bloomberg is taking credit for NYC's recovery after 9/11. I guess Giuliani did nothing.
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

Fuck Bloomberg. I thought he would be an ok Mayor (definitely no Rudy) but then he decided he knew better than I how to live my life.

Posted by: Scuba Dude at November 29, 2019 04:07 PM (4q/mG)

193 Any news if the terror attacks are linked somehow? Just heard a ABC special report and appearance law enforcement, govt official and the MSM can't find anything in common in the two attackers except they both used knives., Weird, you think there would be something, anything the would tie the two together.

Posted by: Ripley at November 29, 2019 04:08 PM (MxEKc)

194 I saw Prolapsed Rectum open for Bloated Pork Rectum at The Big Pig Jig in Vienna, Georgia in 2007.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

195 Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2019 04:00 PM (u82oZ)

We need to craft a pitch meeting for a Hallmark Ace Christmas Special co-production:

"A Christmas Ace"

"Ace of Christmas"

"Ace Meets Christmas Carol!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 29, 2019 04:08 PM (BiNEL)

196 I want to make this perfectly clear: I did NOT marry Ace.

Posted by: Cake Girl at November 29, 2019 04:08 PM (sWM8x)

197 154. That's an easy one Chris. Islam is going to replace Christianity, the same way it did in N. Africa, Turkey, the Balkans, Syria, etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: kallisto at November 29, 2019 04:08 PM (7Am4g)

198 They bought their own line that everyone everywhere are the same and have the same dreams, goals and aspirations. They figured they could square the budget circle by importing tons of 'workers' to keep their welfare schemes solvent.

Its hard to believe anyone could possibly be that stupid, but that's the only thing that makes sense

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2019 04:09 PM (KZzsI)

199 194
I saw Prolapsed Rectum open for Bloated Pork Rectum at The Big Pig Jig in Vienna, Georgia in 2007.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)
To the surprise of exactly no one. Just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 04:09 PM (14URa)

200 I don't barrel. I was offering you the spare seat I always keep handy.
Trust me, if it comes down to me and the barrel? The barrel's gonna need
a GoFundMe.


That's what I like: defiance in the face of, um, whatever this is. Oh look, somebody carved their initials in the wall.

Who's "Kilroy?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 04:09 PM (HaL55)

201 Just get 12 copies of the e-book version from Amazon.
She will get the same royalty as from 12 hardcopies.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 04:05 PM (1g7ch)
..........

Do they come with lifelike cackling audio?

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

202 ace married zombie? who married annie sprinkle then?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2019 04:09 PM (KP5rU)

203
I think American conservatives are going to be yuugely disappointed by BoJo.

He's a big govt, immigration-loving "one nation:" (as they say in UK) wannabe centrist.

Over here, he'd be classified as GOPe.
Posted by: mnw at November 29, 2019 04:06 PM (Cssks)

Disappointed implies we expect something out of him - I don't think anyone does, except for a willingness to pass Brexit. Other than that, Britain has already transitioned to little more than Canada with Castles, and there's nothing Boris could do to change that, even if he were so inclined.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 04:09 PM (Kpl3J)

204 Bloomberg always sounds like the family lawyer reading a will to the next of kin.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 29, 2019 04:09 PM (C1Lsn)

205 156 Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH

Serious answer here. I went through the collapse of a beloved blog - Neptunus Lex; when he crashed and died. Don't want to see that here.

Although I can see Ace having difficulties dealing with normal spousal concerns given his blogging schedule. It would make for an excellent sit-com or Hallmark movie.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2019 04:00 PM (u82oZ)

That actually would make a funny sitcom.

Blogger who is married, who sometimes blogs about what is going on...

Then intersperse the scenes with little thought bubbles of Horde Comments.

Would have to be on Cable though.

Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 04:10 PM (NgKpN)

206 I want to make this perfectly clear: I did NOT marry Ace.
Posted by: Cake Girl


She wanted to marry me but it was too late, that rat bastard Ryan was already engaged to her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2019 04:10 PM (KZzsI)

207 204
Bloomberg always sounds like the family lawyer reading a will to the next of kin.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 29, 2019 04:09 PM (C1Lsn)
When they said, there ain't nothing worse than a punkass white boy? Yeah, that's who they were talkin' about.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 04:10 PM (14URa)

208 Lots of babies in VA in nine months?

Don't they have Plan B there? I thought coeds could get it for free at the college infirmary.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 29, 2019 04:10 PM (EMi53)

209 Weird, you think there would be something, anything the would tie the two together.
Posted by: Ripley at November 29, 2019 04:08 PM (MxEKc)

For all our apparent civilization, we seem to live in a totally inexplicable world filled with random disconnected events!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 29, 2019 04:11 PM (BiNEL)

210 I think Ace did one of those Self Marriages.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 04:11 PM (Kpl3J)

211 To the surprise of exactly no one. Just sayin'
Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 04:09 PM (14URa)


But the ribs were spectacular.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

212 I think Ace did one of those Self Marriages.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 04:11 PM (Kpl3J)


Mail order bride with included blow up Justice of the Peace?

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

213 195 Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2019 04:00 PM (u82oZ)

We need to craft a pitch meeting for a Hallmark Ace Christmas Special co-production:

"A Christmas Ace"

"Ace of Christmas"

"Ace Meets Christmas Carol!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 29, 2019 04:08 PM (BiNEL)

'Santa Ace'

Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 04:12 PM (NgKpN)

214 Would have to be on Cable though.
Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 04:10 PM (NgKpN)

Pronhub!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 29, 2019 04:12 PM (BiNEL)

215 #210 was it a shotgun wedding?

Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 04:12 PM (Gi44W)

216 It's a sad sign of the times, but I think anyone willing to work hard for Trump has now got to be prepared to live like a monk and avoid public places. Unless they can hire some MS-13 bodyguards, but they'd get in trouble for that too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 04:00 PM (Kpl3J)

They are sort of telegraphing the life any open non-leftist can expect in the future. Don't you think?

Posted by: ... at November 29, 2019 04:12 PM (uEbPt)

217 I think Ace did one of those Self Marriages.


About time, he's been self-dating for years!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2019 04:12 PM (oVJmc)

218 Mail order Justice of the Peace and a blow up bride.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2019 04:12 PM (ycWCI)

219 I heard a rumor they were getting married
But someone left the papers in Japan.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 29, 2019 04:13 PM (l9m7l)

220 Do they come with lifelike cackling audio?
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)


No, but she had Hawking do the audio book.
When you hear his voice you cannot almost see her in her rascal.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 04:13 PM (1g7ch)

221 I bet he married that Wii fit girl.

Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

222 215 #210 was it a shotgun wedding?
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 04:12 PM (Gi44W)

AK-47

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 04:13 PM (a4qVe)

223
I could be wrong, but I seem to remember Britain actually going after knives due to the increased knife attacks over the last year or two. I guess sporks are next on the list.
Posted by: Moki at November 29, 2019 03:42 PM (mFoNl)

They can take my spork when they pry it from my congealed, reconstituted mac and cheese!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 29, 2019 04:15 PM (e1mEI)

224 Nah, on both counts, re Cuccinelli [not knowing exact details, obviously assuming a few].


Report said he was "shamed" by [obviously idiotic/slanderous] diatribe on mistreatment of poor widdle "refugee immigrant children" [WTF, over, talk about a lie that needs to be immediately always and overwhelmingly nuked]. Ridiculous to allow this kind of discount store brownshirt intimidation to be work or not in fact be returned 1K times harder.


And no Ken does not have to watch his step, the GOP opposes *any* serious competent person for DHS job, with *complete* political impunity - in their own state or from Trump.


And a former gov. and a current 2nd tier federal nat. security official aren't duking it out, it's purely verbal. Details matter, but allowing this [unknown in American history] kind of crap to go on is the perfect metaphor for failure to get ahold of the lawlessness [including judicial] degrading the country and inflicting a body count.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2019 04:15 PM (QDnY+)

225 Bloomberg will take away everyone's cigarettes, sugar, big snack drinks, vaping products, and anything that sounds remotely bad for you.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 04:15 PM (ZCEU2)

226 Jennifer Rubin douches with out of date natto

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 04:15 PM (rpxSz)

227 Bloomberg will take away everyone's cigarettes, sugar, big snack drinks, vaping products, and anything that sounds remotely bad for you.
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 04:15 PM (ZCEU2)

Leftism and muzzies are bad for me. Take 'em away, Bloomie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 04:16 PM (/sgva)

228 125 "where dramatic video showed he was tackled to the ground by at least six heroic members of the public."

Has the Crown filed assault charges against them yet?
________________

We have the prosecutor drawing up the charges right now!

We simply will not tolerate this kind of raaaaacist, islamophobic vigilianti violence on my watch!

Posted by: London mayor Sadist Khan at November 29, 2019 04:17 PM (k4dH2)

229 London Calling........collect.

Will you accept the charges?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2019 04:17 PM (Z+IKu)

230 Lots of babies in VA in nine months?

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 29, 2019 04:10 PM (EMi53)

Not a chance.

Posted by: Gov. Coonman Babykiller (D-VA) at November 29, 2019 04:18 PM (WU8si)

231 Bloomberg will take away everyone's cigarettes, sugar, big snack drinks, vaping products, and anything that sounds remotely bad for you fun.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 29, 2019 04:18 PM (gd9RK)

232 Leftism and muzzies are bad for me. Take 'em away, Bloomie.
________________

That's not how this works.

That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: Bite-size billionaire Bloomberg at November 29, 2019 04:18 PM (k4dH2)

233 "Mail order Justice of the Peace and a blow up bride"

don't order the blow up bribe out of Iran, she won't be what you wanted.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 04:18 PM (Cus5s)

234 Ok, let's try this one more time...
ChristendomRadical leftist Progressive Globalists allowed mass immigration and is now dealing with the consequences.

Christendom had nothing to do with this, the enemies of Christendom did. The Crusades (freeing Christian lands from muzzie invaders) are a big part of Christian history.

And the Queen of England never said a word while her formerly great country was invaded. She could've said "No," but didn't.


She's just as happy with the results as are the rest of the Globalist Progs.



Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 04:19 PM (HaL55)

235 Lots of babies in VA in nine months?
______________

Not so long as we have anything to say about it, and we do!

Posted by: Planned Parenthood of VA at November 29, 2019 04:19 PM (k4dH2)

236 #210 was it a shotgun wedding?
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 04:12 PM (Gi44W)

AK-47
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 04:13 PM (a4qVe)

Saiga

Posted by: Surfperch at November 29, 2019 04:20 PM (tVQUs)

237 234 just wait till Prince Chuck takes over. The cluelessness is frightening.

Posted by: Cheribebe at November 29, 2019 04:20 PM (a4qVe)

238 This is so surprising. I thought diversity was our strength. Naive like that.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at November 29, 2019 04:22 PM (mIJ9W)

239 Jennifer Rubin's favorite hobby is rimming Captn Bill

especially when it's occupied

which is often

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 04:22 PM (rpxSz)

240 It was the ewok thruple scenes that ruined Star Wars for me.

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at November 29, 2019 04:23 PM (CjEbC)

241
I bet he married that Wii fit girl.


Ace didn't marry LauraW? Who's going to shave her hump now?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 04:23 PM (HaL55)

242 Bloomberg is woefully ignorant about the vicious nature of today Dem party. Maybe his money insulated him form this reality Trump seems to have had that same ignorance about the left before he ran for office, although that has now been corrected. They are going to destroy him because old, rich, white males must all be destroyed (unless your name is Bill Clinton)

Posted by: Ripley at November 29, 2019 04:24 PM (MxEKc)

243 BoJo will triump but wonder what he'll deliver.
Looks like Brexit Party has lost a bit of its "enforcement" mojo on the
big issue.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2019 04:04 PM (QDnY+)

That's an odd interpretation, considering that they will have a majority North of 60 seats in parliament...better than anyone since Thatcher.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2019 04:24 PM (wYseH)

244 225 Oh forgot the biggest
Guns

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 04:24 PM (ZCEU2)

245 >"I cannot comprehend what made the left think flooding their nations with Muslims was going to do in their favor."

Well it's the liberalism itself that makes them think that--the belief that America consists simply of unqualified openness to other human beings, regardless of who they are or what they believe (including Islam). It's the belief that America has no historical substance of its own, no permanence, and that to be legitimate it must keep forever changing to reflect liberal non-discrimination.

It's a parasitic world-view that takes the actual existence of their country for granted, even as liberals give their loyalty to the "'Prime Directive" of openness that must in the end destroy the countries in which they live.








Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 29, 2019 04:24 PM (HcHqw)

246 bluebell and others planed his wedding back in the day. I think AtC was the flower girl. Anyway, it was very, very funny.

Good thing he didn't'r read comments on the weekend. We'd have been banned.

Because no normal American women would put up with us. Hmm, ... He married a foxy woman from Subic Bay? What could go wrong?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2019 04:24 PM (u82oZ)

247 Bloomberg is the biggest backer of gun grabbing

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 04:25 PM (ZCEU2)

248 Jennifer Rubin is a furry. In her pants.....

Actual beavers live there.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

249 Other pitch title ideas for Hallmark:

Holiday Ace Inn

Little Drummer Ace

Frosty the Ace-man

Rudolf the Ace Deer

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 04:25 PM (32YRo)

250 This is just to distract away from Prince Andrew's coke-fuel soirees on Epstein's Fantasy Island.

Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2019 04:25 PM (wo3c/)

251 BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him

I thought of her first, but I think she is already married. But ... if she got a divorce, and the house, things could be looking up for Ace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2019 04:26 PM (u82oZ)

252 I'm intrigued by this blow up bride thing.

Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2019 04:26 PM (M0u+N)

253 several wounded, one dead in multiple stabbing in the Hague .... shopping area ... tis the season, to be stabby, falalalala .

also that chemical explosion in Texas.... have to wonder about all explosions now.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 04:27 PM (Cus5s)

254 Demi Moore has a furry in her pants.

Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2019 04:27 PM (M0u+N)

255 I'm intrigued by this blow up bride thing.

I've got a lapel button that says, "Save your breath for your inflatable date."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 04:27 PM (HaL55)

256 So, are we going to get a Dave in Texas Christmas Tree this year?

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 04:28 PM (O/X1S)

257 That's an odd interpretation, considering that they will have a majority North of 60 seats in parliament...better than anyone since Thatcher.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Isn't this majority being elected solely on Brexit? I mean, not doing it after running on it is a totally US GOP type thing, I get that - but didn't BoJo get Farage to stay out of it by guaranteeing Brexit? Seems like everyone ought to expect it to happen if that's the case...

Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 04:29 PM (32YRo)

258 illiniwek

We need more muzzie diversity in highly advanced chemical refineries. This is when the infiltration of HR by SJWs does the damage.

Does OSHA have a SWAT team? That might help.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 29, 2019 04:29 PM (u82oZ)

259 Jennifer likes to rub one out watching primetime network TV

Posted by: REDACTED at November 29, 2019 04:29 PM (rpxSz)

260 Nood open thread

Posted by: hogmartin at November 29, 2019 04:30 PM (t+qrx)

261 So, are we going to get a Dave in Texas Christmas Tree this year?
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 04:28 PM (O/X1S)


I've got 5 artificial ones. I can send him one.

Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

262
Like jumping off the Titanic just to swim over to the Lusitania

Night Gallery - Lone Survivor

https://tinyurl.com/uljt388

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 04:30 PM (aKsyK)

263 lame, probably correctly.


Only high-profile potential replacement - though of course blocked by the "GOP" Senate - Cuccinelli, might not even measure up, if he got the chance. The key issue without which Trump would have been neither nominee nor president continues to be the least well handled, personnel having been nearly uniformly disastrous and Beltway GOP completely [and openly] unreformed in their opposition.


And while don't know details, Cuccinelli allowed himself to be chased from a DC bar by the idiot fomer gov. of MD. Beltway was termed "land of the midgets" years ago, Trump appears not to have been able to change that much.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2019 03:53 PM (QDnY+)


I think this what the Bible refers to when it says not to put new wine in old bottles. There's way to much leftover people and traditions in Washington.

Posted by: Chillin the most at November 29, 2019 04:30 PM (lonOK)

264 OMG, I just got this giant thing I ordered from costco the other day. It was "one size fits all" . . . it would be big on jabba the hut. However, as ridiculous as it looks, I have not been this warm since sometime in December. I wish I could put a pic, because I cannot stop laughing at myself in this thing.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 04:32 PM (14URa)

265 Oops, I meant September. Carry on

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 04:32 PM (14URa)

266 Believe it or not, one of the things the Brits are trying to pitch is that we'll take over the NHS in America if they split from the EU.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2019 04:33 PM (KZzsI)

267 Isn't this majority being elected solely on Brexit? I mean, not doing it after running on it is a totally US GOP type thing, I get that - but didn't BoJo get Farage to stay out of it by guaranteeing Brexit? Seems like everyone ought to expect it to happen if that's the case...


Posted by: Boswell at November 29, 2019 04:29 PM (32YRo)



I think Farage has decided not to contest the conservative strength areas at the risk of splitting the vote allowing Labour to pick up the seat

Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2019 04:33 PM (Z7lwY)

268 CBD I merely pointed out that expectations should be kept very much in check - for those who'd like to see a good ["hard" or clean] Brexit and much real change in the UK's trajectory. If our Senate were entirely GOP - consisting of Marco Rubio and Mitt Romney and Burr and McConnell clones - would one expect any real action on several major issues? Nope. Whatever. The British political class, including much of the Conservative establishment, makes ours look like humble, reliable, transparent, public-minded servants of the people, by comparison.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2019 04:34 PM (QDnY+)

269 Before I get upstairs it does seem there might be a turn around with Boris Johnson, if he like President Trump can fight his own deep state that Britain as well has.

Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 04:35 PM (ZCEU2)

270 Got a link peaches?

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 04:36 PM (O/X1S)

271 The Ds are almost 100% open on wanting to grab guns (but only from law abiding tax payers) now. That may appeal to some naive soccer moms but I hope it wakes up even more traditional dems who had not accepted that the commies have taken over their party.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 29, 2019 04:37 PM (n4y+3)

272 nood

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 04:37 PM (O/X1S)

273 This is just fucking part & parcel of living in cock sucking Londonstan. Embrace the diversity and pass the fucking cocksucking kebabs.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at November 29, 2019 04:39 PM (Ei0/7)

274 They have guns in Britain? Who knew?
--------
It was a cop/s who did the shooting.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 29, 2019 04:43 PM (Dh1wo)

275 270
Got a link peaches?

Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 04:36 PM (O/X1S)
Normally I would but costco website left fubar in the dust around 10 am eastern. But it's the fuckin' bomb, this thing. Completely ridiculous visually but I just turned off my space heater. Which I never, ever do.

Posted by: Peaches at November 29, 2019 04:44 PM (14URa)

276 I wish I could put a pic, because I cannot stop laughing at myself in this thing.

Room for someone else, extra snuggle power

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2019 04:44 PM (KZzsI)

277 I think AtC was the flower girl. Anyway, it was very, very funny.
------
Don't you mean flamethrower girl??

Posted by: andycanuck at November 29, 2019 04:46 PM (Dh1wo)

278 Breaking:

Knife attacker who killed two on london bridge terror attack was an islamic extremist released from prison a year ago - and still wearing ELECTRONIC ANKLE TAG

- Daily Mail

Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 05:35 PM (gmo/4)

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from PHP. I have always disliked the idea because of the expenses.
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I have heard great things about blogengine.net. Is there a way I can transfer all my wordpress posts into it?

Any help would be really appreciated!

Posted by: ps4 games at November 29, 2019 06:15 PM (XqyTE)

280 just shows, you can't fix stupid

the Brits have abandoned their culture which is now nothing more than tea and getting drunk

they want multiculturalism? The Brits thin that means lots of muslims and the Labor Party going full antisemitic....

the Brits are geiingt what they want and deserve

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