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Repost/Open Thread: Thanksgivingmanship: How to Survive Your NPC Family Members Who Are Studying Up on How to Survive a Thanksgiving With You
Oxford Don Stephen Potter introduced the world to the principles of Gamesmanship [don't comment on old posts, the system will ban you] the way to win at games by resort to cheap ploys which were very close to cheating without being technically cheating. He later expanded his inquiries into the general field of "Lifemanship," the discipline of embracing life in a dickish and hostile spirit, sabotaging social rivals without quite breaching social etiquette.
Given that the progressive elder-children-yet-not-quite-adults you'll be encountering this Thanksgiving (who I will henceforth refer to as "grownchildren") will be armed to the teeth with Vox explainers and Obamacare propaganda, I herewith humbly submit these first sketches of a new branch of Lifemanship I call "Thankgivingmanship," which I define as the gentle art of insulting the stupid without alerting them to the fact that they've been insulted at all. It is the goal of the dedicated Thanksgivingman, then, to achieve the sublime art of giving offense without offense being taken. My basic strategy is thus: It would be as rude of you as it is rude of your cretinous grownchildren kin to allow a Thanksgiving dinner into a stupid game of Rachel Maddow Talking Points and their rebuttals. So, rather than confront the unemployed idiots who will be assailing you, I propose instead to superficially avoid conflict and engagement on their dummy mouthflappings, and appear instead to agree with them. But -- and here is the point -- a skilled Thanksgivingman will only appear to agree with the grownchildren to feeble intellects, such as those possessed by the grownchildren themselves. Instead of disagreeing with them -- which will cause argument and anger -- you will instead claim to agree with them, while in fact contradicting them, subverting them, of baffling them with statements that nearly, but do not quite, make sense. Our definitions and mission now established, we turn to the first of our three primary Thanksgivingmanship gambits:The Neutral or Nonsensical Statement Disguised as Agreement.Progressives do not process language the same way human beings do; they chiefly adduce meaning from tone and body language, like dogs.
This means that you can say many things which are either irrelevant, nonsensical, or otherwise not in agreement with the progressive subcreatures you're temporarily amidst so long as you deliver your words with a warm smile and a lot of nodding. You may also use uptalk to express an insincere solidarity. As with dogs and babies, progressives find artificially high-pitched vocal tones to be soothing and possibly a prelude to Walkies and Snackies. Whenever a progressive grownchild says something stupid and ignorant, which will be always, do not engage on the merits. Progressive grownchildren will become highly emotional and agitated at the slightest show of disagreement, and may wet the floor or claw at the furniture. Instead, say something which is either neutral or nonsensical (which successfully communicates your true beliefs to other real human beings capable of deciphering obvious meaning) while deploying smiling, nodding, and uptalk to falsely convey agreement with to the more-stunted intellect of the grownchild.For example, if a progressive grownchild says, "Rachel Maddow is just so amazing," you can respond by nodding and saying "Absolutely, Rachel Maddow is without doubt a mammal." (Or: "A mammal...?") Possible responses to common grownchild mouthchatter include: "Well I see that the 'Faux Noise Machice' has gotten everyone riled up about so-called 'terrorism' again." "Doubtless! Terrorists only win when allow them to make us afraid, or dead." (Or: "Afraid, or dead...?") "Can't people see that stupid cons are doing Just What ISIS Wants us to do?" "It's so obvious-- the attacks in Paris weren't just an attack on human lives. They were an attack on our shared human capacity to be alive." ("To be alive, and stuff...?") This is a very simple one, which can be deployed in a variety of contexts: "None of this is Obama's fault -- he's doing the best he can to keep America out of another War of Choice." "Boy that Obama-- he is really something, isn't he?" As the evening wears on, and you are preparing to depart, you may become somewhat more blatant in your stealth insults, like so: "I just read an explainer about this on Vox." "Today's world is so remarkable! When I was young, we had to read books and derive our own thinking for ourselves. What a time to be alive, when sounding vaguely informed is no longer a luxury of the intellectual, but a cheaply assembled ware available to those of more common intellect!" Fake Statistics. It was my old friend Boston Irish who alerted me to this ticklish little trope, when he observed that no matter how absurd the statistic you proposed to a progressive, if that statistic seemed to call attention to whatever bugaboos xhe was excited about, xhe would respond with a gushing "I know, right?!" He demonstrated this to me at a party by interrupting a couple of liberals talking, and announcing to them: "You know, based on current statistics, in ten years, the entire state of California will be homeless." "Right! I know!" came the response. By the way, that is not schtick. That is not a joke written for this blogpost. I was really there, he really said that, that really happened. After having secured the agreement to his obviously-crank "statistics," he turned to me with a slightly arched eyebrow and sipped his beer in quiet triumph. This propensity of grownchildren to agree to whatever fantastical "studies" and "statistics" you propose to them can be exploited for much private merriment at the holidays. Other gambits include: * "You know, the average family of four pays more in ATM fees to the Big Banksters than they spend on rent." * "By the year 2030, global warming predicts that the entire North American landmass will be flooded by seawater and wolves." * "99.4% of the world's wealth is controlled by six-tenths of a single person." * "More people are killed every year by shooting accidentally shooting themselves than who died in all the wars in the world combined, except for the Korean War." You need to throw that "Except for the Korean War" in at the end because the claim, on its face, is too preposterous, so you deduct out Korean War deaths to bring it into the real of the plausible. (Plausible, that is, for progressive grownchildren.) It makes like you've done the math and just have to make this one little adjustment to get the numbers to work. You may follow Boston Irish's trope of the obviously-crank "liberal study" claim, or you can try your hand at claims which are simply baffling nonsense: * "Studies have proven that if you have a gun in your house, you are more in danger of being struck by lightning than being bitten by a rattlesnake. Think about it." A minor variation of the Fake Statistic ploy is the Fake Profundity gambit, in which you propose some ludicrous "deep thought" which derives not from social science, but from your own personal philosophical inquiry. For example, this one is best delivered with chin uplifted, Obama-style, and a metaphysical glaze of the eye: * "For what is it that gives the terrorists power -- their weapons, or our primitive, irrational fear that they will kill us with their weapons?" It is generally a useful practice to prefix such bits of nonsense with faux-biblical language, such as "For what..." or "Lo" and "Thus and so." Fake Quotes. Progressives love fake quotes -- they just love dressing up whatever passes for this week's SJW Conventional Wisdom and attributing it to some historic figure. Generally, these historic figures are very well known, because progressives don't know any historic figures except the very well known. Thomas Jefferson is always a popular choice. For "bad sounding quotes," Hitler is preferred. Napoleon and Marcus Aurelius may be deployed as well, but be prepared for some confused looks as to who it is you're talking about. Offering a ridiculous quote can bring you and any other lively minds at the table great amusement. Your target will probably not notice the quote is fake, because he is an imbecile, and also because you'll have a serene, self-satisfied smile on your face as you say it, which he will read as "A Fellow Progressive in Discursive Mode." This minor camouflage will permit you to smuggle huge amounts of nonsense in the guise of Wisdom of the Ancients. Feel free to subvert your noddingsmiles with messages that are blatantly mottos of the NRA, if only the grownchild could understand simple words, which they cannot. For example: "Wasn't it Mahatma Gandhi who said, 'It is not necessarily the first man to shoot who wins the battle, but it is always the last man shooting who wins the day'?" "As Gertrude Stein said" -- and I should say here that this gambit works best when you pronounce this name, for no particular reason, in an outrageous German accent, as Gaertruude Schteinn. So, let's begin again: "As Gaertruude Schteinn observed, 'The man who is slowest to arm himself is quickest to savor the bounties of Heaven.'" Another gambit is to offer up the following quotes, which are applicable in a wide range of situations. "I forget which scientist said it, maybe Neil DeGrasse Tyson, but it's worth repeating: 'Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.'" Or: "A great philosopher, Gaertruud Von Schteinn, once said, 'Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true'?" You will get big nods for these Aphorisms of the Sages. You yourself can take pleasure in the knowledge that both quotes are from the movie Point Break, delivered by Johnny Utah (Keanu Reaves) and Bodhi (Patrick Swayze), respectively. If you get any verbal expressions of agreement, a "hear-hear" or an "amen," you can extend the joke by saying, "In the words of the spiritual master Boddhisatva, 'You can do what you want, and make up your own rules. Why be a servant to the law, when you can be its master...?" or "Six seconds and we're going to be meat waffles.'" Make this trope your own. Have fun with it. If you want to claim that it was Niccolo Machiavelli who first advised, "Sweep the leg, Johnny," go with it, but try to get your more subtle Fake Quotes in before "going big" like that. A Final Word. At some point, even an experienced Thanksgivingman will go too far, and give his game away. At that point, there will be sulks and silences, and the Thanksgivingman will have actually failed at his goal, which is to give offense without offense being taken. In such straits, the Thanksgivingman, in order to be the polite person he wishes to be, will have to apologize -- it is the verminous grownchildren who have come to bicker and strife, after all, not the well-mannered Thankgivingman. However, for the zealous Thanksgivingman, even an apology can be exploited for further Thanksgivingmanship points. For example, if the childanimal you are speaking with declares: "You're micro-aggressing me." ...then be sure to respond, "Ah, then please sincerely accept my most micro apologies."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2019 05:00 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2019 05:00 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 05:02 PM (YJxi7)
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 05:02 PM (14URa)
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2019 05:03 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: HH at November 28, 2019 05:03 PM (mIJBI)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 28, 2019 05:07 PM (0miBO)
Am watching a Tucker Carlson segment: Why They Hate Him- It's Because He Speaks The Truth
https://bit.ly/2XSOryi
I like Tucker Carlson's style and I think he makes a good point in this one.
Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2019 05:08 PM (NpvYf)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at November 28, 2019 05:08 PM (lvSAi)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 28, 2019 05:08 PM (0miBO)
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2019 05:09 PM (arJlL)
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. And my money's on this being AB:
"You know, based on current statistics, in ten years, the entire state of California will be homeless."
"Right! I know!" came the response.
By the way, that is not schtick. That is not a joke written for this blogpost. I was really there, he really said that, that really happened.
After having secured the agreement to his obviously-crank "statistics,"
he turned to me with a slightly arched eyebrow and sipped his beer in
quiet triumph.
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 05:09 PM (14URa)
Posted by: chique d
Think I'll fit in your luggage ?
Have fun and stay safe !
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2019 05:10 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 05:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 05:10 PM (VgPyb)
Posted by: Josephistan at November 28, 2019 05:10 PM (SS0uK)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 28, 2019 05:11 PM (0miBO)
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2019 05:11 PM (arJlL)
Keep those sporks sharp!
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 28, 2019 05:12 PM (G546f)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 05:13 PM (VgPyb)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2019 05:13 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: HH
Setting up the traps for the Wet Bandits can be time consuming though.
Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2019 05:13 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 28, 2019 05:14 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 28, 2019 05:15 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2019 05:15 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:15 PM (HALdu)
PRO TIP: Parry a fake quote with a fake study:
To wit:
"Studies show that nations that have a strong nationalistic foreign policy emit 118.7% less Net Measured Tonnes of carbon monoxide and related greenhouse gases than nations expounding a globalist foreign policy."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 05:15 PM (XVuno)
There's two very hungry dogs out back, big dogs.
He was just smart enough to shut up...
Posted by: loneranger at November 28, 2019 05:15 PM (jk52O)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 05:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2019 05:16 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2019 05:17 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Tonypete
Bless his heart
Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2019 05:17 PM (vd8XM)
Ewoks do not marry until after the mating ritual is complete.
Right around 13 years or so.
Ewoks don't like to rush these things.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2019 05:17 PM (cqNba)
thought ace got married?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 05:16 PM (KP5rU)
srsly?Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 05:18 PM (14URa)
Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2019 05:18 PM (QrTqV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2019 05:19 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 28, 2019 05:19 PM (IOcNi)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2019 05:19 PM (ywNoU)
PRO TIP: Parry a fake quote with a fake study:
To wit:
"Studies show that nations that have a strong nationalistic foreign policy emit 118.7% less Net Measured Tonnes of carbon monoxide and related greenhouse gases than nations expounding a globalist foreign policy."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 05:15 PM (XVuno)
The gamesmanship thing is more complicated that it would seem. The up commenting or agreeing is not going to work with smarter idiots. It is going to wind up in a fight fast.
The fake stats and studies are the way to go. Even then though if you are going do do this you should stick with some area you have some familiarity with o do some strategizing before dinner.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:19 PM (HALdu)
thought ace got married?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 05:16 PM (KP5rU)
srsly?
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 05:18 PM (14URa)
That's the rumor.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 05:19 PM (VgPyb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2019 05:19 PM (cqNba)
BTW, is it still okay to say Black Friday?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 05:20 PM (XVuno)
...then be sure to respond,
"Ah, then please sincerely accept my most micro apologies."
****
Don't let the door hit you on your not so micro ass on the way out.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2019 05:20 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 05:20 PM (VgPyb)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 28, 2019 05:20 PM (0miBO)
"IJReview also reported on President Barack Obama’s tradition of expressing his appreciation to the troops by telephone by attaching the tweet to the official Twitter of The White House"
Phoning it in. Yep.
Posted by: Miklos, in intial stages of turducken comtemplation at November 28, 2019 05:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Porchetta was delish.
But, the richest main dish you'll ever eat.
I couldn't even finish my first plate of the Thanksgiving feast.
A semi-amazing though sad first.
Hope y'all had a or will have a great Thanksgiving feast!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2019 05:21 PM (kauXV)
Turkey is at 8-0 percent. I say again, Turkey is at Eight Zero percent.
Prepare for Baster insertion.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2019 05:22 PM (axyOa)
But it's off to the Caribbean tomorrow. Yeehaw!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself
Sorry, we're closed! FBI out front should have told ya...
Posted by: Epstein Island at November 28, 2019 05:22 PM (Ibwur)
Thank you Ace, for the thread, and especially the blog. This is a truly special place.
Posted by: Moki at November 28, 2019 05:22 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Diogenes
---
Shhhh! Don't announce it. It's suppose to be a surprise.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2019 05:22 PM (Y4EXg)
alistic foreign policy emit 118.7% less Net Measured Tonnes of carbon monoxide and related greenhouse gases than nations expounding a globalist foreign policy."Eng
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 05:15 PM (XVuno)
That is a great quote but the hard part, which is what the entire argument hinges upon, is making sure that they know that you are you are spelling "tonnes" in the non-U.S. way.
Showing that you are not merely informed but urbane and international goes very far to demonstrate that you are their comrade and even more accomplished in leftism than they are.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:23 PM (HALdu)
______________
Nah, dat's raaaaaaacist.
You have to call it "Friday of Color" now.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2019 05:23 PM (k4dH2)
I don't think there's any state where you can legally marry a box of Kaboom.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 28, 2019 05:23 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 05:19 PM (VgPyb)
Wow!!!!! That's the sweetest thing ever!
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 05:24 PM (14URa)
"IJReview also reported on President Barack Obama's tradition of expressing his appreciation to the troops by telephone by attaching the tweet to the official Twitter of The White House"
Phoning it in. Yep.
That's only because it would have cost too much to send an iPod fill of Obama speeches to each field grade officer in the military.
I mean, who do they think they are, the goddamn Queen of England?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 05:24 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 05:19 PM (VgPyb)
Wow!!!!! That's the sweetest thing ever!
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 05:24 PM (14URa)
garrett spilled the beans. So there's that...
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 05:25 PM (VgPyb)
Posted by: 370H55V at November 28, 2019 05:25 PM (WusEB)
Posted by: Insomniac
Statistically, 99.89% of throat punched lefties get real quiet (except for the moaning and sobbing, which is a kind of bonus).
Posted by: Miklos, lies, damn lies, and Home-made statistics at November 28, 2019 05:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at November 28, 2019 05:26 PM (+S1Fy)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 28, 2019 05:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
BTW, is it still okay to say Black Friday?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 05:20 PM (XVuno)
You know when I first started drinking coffee I used to order coffee without any cream or sugar. The manager of the sbux, who was a black lady, said "hon it is 'black coffee' just say it."
When I was ordering black coffee one day one of her clerks got huffy about me using the word black foe some reason. The manager overheard and fixed it right quick.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: squirrelly dan
I'll wait for JackStraw's take.
Posted by: Miklos, not authorized to speak for attribution at November 28, 2019 05:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 05:28 PM (YJxi7)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 05:28 PM (VgPyb)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 28, 2019 05:22 PM (axyOa)
I'll take "things Michelle Obama has heard at least once" for $200, Alex.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at November 28, 2019 05:28 PM (lvSAi)
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM (QzkSJ)
This was a classic by Mr O'Spades.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 28, 2019 05:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
That's Monsieur le Comte de Pique to you, peasant!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Diogenes
---
Shhhh! Don't announce it. It's suppose to be a surprise.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2019 05:22 PM (Y4EXg)
The only surprise was that the baby batter in it was courtesy of a certain Mr. Webb Hubbell, who was hot but he wasn't my horndog of a husband.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 28, 2019 05:30 PM (3H9h1)
More grateful than I can say for this place. Much love to the CoBs and the Horde for keeping me sane and laughing, even grateful for the welling of tears at times.
Posted by: PonyTail at November 28, 2019 05:30 PM (tzZq2)
Posted by: not so
So..
Metric quatrains?
Iambic pentameter on a base of 10?
Posted by: Miklos, who thought he did English good at November 28, 2019 05:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: tsj017 at November 28, 2019 05:31 PM (7ReX+)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 05:32 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Miklos, who thought he did English good at November 28, 2019 05:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Toss in an obscure reference to Reinhold Niebuhr and you're golden.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 05:32 PM (XVuno)
Metric quatrains?
Iambic pentameter on a base of 10?
Posted by: Miklos, who thought he did English good at November 28, 2019 05:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Something like that. Has to do with how Harvard grads kind of feel inferior to Oxford grads.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:33 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so
I have used, successfully, "shit the fvck up or I shall macro-aggress you out the door by your nut sack".
I sometimes have tolerance issues that trigger my PTSD when around progs.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2019 05:33 PM (VcFUs)
I replied "It never occurred to me." I don't visit siblings if I don't expect to have a good time.
Posted by: JAS at November 28, 2019 05:33 PM (Jgzxr)
Talk about efficient use of time!
Happy Thanksgiving, Ace, and the entire set of gray box friends!
Great day when every sentence ends in a !
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 28, 2019 05:34 PM (sy5kK)
If they say, OK, Boomer, his response it OK, tide pod.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2019 05:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cicero
Worked for me.
Once.
Posted by: James Earl Carter at November 28, 2019 05:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero
=====
*sadz*
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish at November 28, 2019 05:36 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:36 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Cicero
All references to Reinhold Niebuhr are obscure.
Posted by: Miklos, out-pointing at November 28, 2019 05:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 28, 2019 05:36 PM (Uu+Jp)
The gauche "star shower" light (as seen on TV!) we have from up north is not HOA approved, but we saw a half a dozen elsewhere in the 'hood, so we'll go with ours, just to make a point.
Tonight, we'll go out for a turkey dinner at a restaurant that looks like an old country club, and enjoy a quiet Thanksgiving dinner, just the two of us. The children and grandkids will come visit after the holidays, and we can go to the beach with them.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 28, 2019 05:37 PM (+fPHo)
Be careful, though. They know their Harry Potter. Make the quotes from obscure people, like Thomas Jefferson or Napoleon Bonaparte.
Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2019 05:38 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2019 05:39 PM (u82oZ)
Your father and I were building stupid tract houses in Florida during Prohibition and we made a fortune.
Posted by: Hyman Roth at November 28, 2019 05:39 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 05:39 PM (4QN1g)
Posted by: morigu at November 28, 2019 05:39 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at November 28, 2019 05:39 PM (fS3vz)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Five bucks and a jello shot says Zombie.
Unless she lied, which girls never do.
Posted by: Miklos, a punter at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (HALdu)
Boss Boss PICK AN ISLAND it's a big ocean down there... avoid those surrounded by WATER!
Posted by: saf at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Cicero
*sadz*
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
I prefer applying a blood choke, then while they are out, drag their body into the hall closet and bury it under the guests' overcoats.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (qibYB)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Late notification because my connection (Flush tower 10miles away) to the ISP was down.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2019 05:41 PM (u82oZ)
My sister is getting married in Mexico next month (barring cartel enthusiasms), and we thought most of the family would be attending. Until today at Thanksgiving dinner, when my aunt and uncle informed us they wouldn't be coming. Supposedly because of money concerns, but everyone knows it's not that, it's because my cousin--their daughter--has them wrapped around her finger, and since she can't or won't go, they're not going either.
Sister took it well, but is really disappointed because she badly wanted them to come, and I'm just pissed. I didn't even tell them bye when we left (everyone was in and out so it wasn't a blatant act on my part, but still).
There's nothing to be said or done about it, I just had to get it out of my system. What the f*ck, guys?!
Posted by: Dr. T at November 28, 2019 05:41 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
I like the aspect of plausible deniability.
Posted by: Miklos-It was the mothballs, Officer at November 28, 2019 05:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero
*sadz*
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
As much as I hate political correctness, you have to give them credit for never asking anyone to take it easy on the irish.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:42 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: gaius martius at November 28, 2019 05:42 PM (hMlTh)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2019 05:41 PM (u82oZ)
I don't embrace excuses. I embrace solutions.
Posted by: John Taffer at November 28, 2019 05:42 PM (XVuno)
Thank you for being civilized at the MoMeet. I could have had you put my prostate body under the pile of brass. Close. Too close.
BTW, I will ensure I have my own labeled seat at the next one. Lesson learned.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2019 05:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dr. T
It's the Power
Posted by: Olde English 800 at November 28, 2019 05:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JAS at November 28, 2019 05:44 PM (Jgzxr)
My sister is getting married in Mexico next month (barring cartel enthusiasms), and we thought most of the family would be attending. Until today at Thanksgiving dinner, when my aunt and uncle informed us they wouldn't be coming. Supposedly because of money concerns, but everyone knows it's not that, it's because my cousin--their daughter--has them wrapped around her finger, and since she can't or won't go, they're not going either.
Sister took it well, but is really disappointed because she badly wanted them to come, and I'm just pissed. I didn't even tell them bye when we left (everyone was in and out so it wasn't a blatant act on my part, but still).
There's nothing to be said or done about it, I just had to get it out of my system. What the f*ck, guys?!
Posted by: Dr. T at November 28, 2019 05:41 PM (Vgw1E)
Hard to blame anyone for not going to mexico.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:44 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: gaius martius at November 28, 2019 05:42 PM (hMlTh)
I ought to kick your ass, you poseur.
Posted by: Gaius Marius at November 28, 2019 05:45 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 28, 2019 05:41 PM (Vgw1E)
It's a destination wedding. She should get used to this now.
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 05:45 PM (14URa)
The solution was in my hand. I called the ISP office for a tower jumper to fix the problem. He had the equipment and the key to get through the barbed wire fence. My transponder is at the 500+ foot level.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2019 05:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 28, 2019 05:46 PM (Jgzxr)
Posted by: morigu at November 28, 2019 05:39 PM (Eu98u)
*as mounting elephant with shooting platform*
sweetness the 375 H & H or the 458
*Mrs. Ace bats eyes coyly*
that badass 458 will shoot through 3 hobos in a row
*Mr. Ace wipes tear from eye*
my true love
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 28, 2019 05:46 PM (JFO2v)
The solution was in my hand. I called the ISP office for a tower jumper to fix the problem. He had the equipment and the key to get through the barbed wire fence. My transponder is at the 500+ foot level.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2019 05:45 PM (u82oZ)
Hey man, what's the deal with outing my sock comment? What does a guy have to do to toss in some anonymous snark around this popsicle stand anyway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 05:47 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 05:45 PM (14URa)
You mean the thing where someone says having a day to myself is not enough, I want a three day commitment?
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:47 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: JAS
---
You aren't talking 'bout me are you Brother?
Also seven sibs here. 5 are great. Two sisters are continually vying for asshole of the century. When the six of us get together, which is all the time, we say about the two that never show, "They couldn't make it. They had a family function."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2019 05:47 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:47 PM (HALdu)
With airfare, hotel and ground transport. Yeah, that.
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 28, 2019 05:46 PM (Jgzxr)
We used to run that quote here, with management backing, without the editing.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (14URa)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:44 PM (HALdu)
That's not why they're backing out, though. It's just small-minded family BS.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Cicero
*sadz*
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2019 05:49 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 28, 2019 05:41 PM (Vgw1E)
Well...not that I know anything about your family situation, but it could be money.
It's pretty commonly understood that if you invite someone to a wedding (particularly family) that requires them to travel to a far location like Mexico, that you pay for their travel and lodging.
They may have initially accepted thinking that that was the case.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2019 05:49 PM (kauXV)
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (14URa)
I am not sure I loved the better half to be the groom in a destination wedding.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:49 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 05:50 PM (4QN1g)
I doubt I could make it either.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at November 28, 2019 05:50 PM (lvSAi)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 28, 2019 05:50 PM (SGgKW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Just get him on the Board for some sweet cash, and all will be well.
Posted by: Miklos Consulting Group at November 28, 2019 05:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero
*sadz*
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet The Black Knight at November 28, 2019 05:51 PM (XVuno)
gag me with a spoon
Posted by: torabora at November 28, 2019 05:51 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (Vgw1E)
We are going with the info you gave.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:51 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Peaches
Honeymoon at the Kremlin!
Posted by: the Bernie at November 28, 2019 05:52 PM (QzkSJ)
It includes the disorientation and massive headache when they revive. Have a concerned look on my face and suggest they may have been the victim of really bad weed and they should probably go and get rest.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 28, 2019 05:52 PM (qibYB)
Posted by: torabora at November 28, 2019 05:51 PM (Y274z)
things Hunter Biden says in the back room at strip club.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:52 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2019 05:53 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: trapper's girl at November 28, 2019 05:53 PM (dnjy6)
Posted by: PonyTail at November 28, 2019 05:54 PM (tzZq2)
I hope everyone had a great day. My wife could not do the cooking today, but assures me that tomorrow will be Thanksgiving.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2019 05:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 05:55 PM (6ro7i)
Turd #2's blueberry cobbler came out of the new convection oven perfect. And the dressing is smelling good enough to make a meal on right now.
The turkey is dry brined and spatchcocked, will cook directly on the rack dripping into a pan of root veggies...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 28, 2019 05:56 PM (SGgKW)
Happy Thanksgiving!
For this place, and what I learn here, and how I laugh here when I most need to do so, I am very thankful.
Posted by: barbarausa at November 28, 2019 05:57 PM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 28, 2019 05:46 PM (Jgzxr)
We used to run that quote here, with management backing, without the editing.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (HALdu)
I would like to hear more about 19th century America.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 05:57 PM (4QN1g)
Posted by: Cicero
*sadz*
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
----
Bummer.
Posted by: Asphalt at November 28, 2019 05:57 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 05:55 PM (6ro7i)
Cool! Gonna check right now. Thanks
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 05:57 PM (14URa)
Posted by: trapper's girl at November 28, 2019 05:57 PM (dnjy6)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 28, 2019 05:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Cicero
*sadz*
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
----
Bummer.
Posted by: Asphalt
-------
*deals a hand of 21*
Posted by: Black Jack at November 28, 2019 05:58 PM (6ro7i)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaK3hEJiX0&client=mv-google
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 05:58 PM (4QN1g)
I have much to be thankful for.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 28, 2019 05:58 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 05:57 PM (4QN1g)
The first time I used it someone asked for it to be removed, until it was explained where it came from and had run on network tv.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:58 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 05:55 PM (6ro7i)
Cool! Gonna check right now. Thanks
Posted by: Peaches
--------
I expect a report.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 05:59 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2019 05:59 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: not so
Because we're not pussies.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 06:00 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 06:00 PM (dEvh1)
Never thought of it like that.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:01 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Tonypete
-----
Peaches is known to be armed. My sympathies are with the perp, kinda.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 06:01 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 28, 2019 06:01 PM (KSBDE)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:51 PM
So, you're a literalist and a confrontationalist. It's Thanksgiving. Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 28, 2019 06:01 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Miklos, who just went outside barefoot and in shorts (NOT PANTS) at November 28, 2019 06:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JAS at November 28, 2019 06:01 PM (Jgzxr)
But bribe inclusive? It makes a big difference.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 06:02 PM (XVuno)
______________
Nah, dat's raaaaaaacist.
You have to call it "Friday of Color" now.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 28, 2019 05:23 PM (k4dH2)
Fridaican American.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 28, 2019 06:02 PM (EJbIh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2019 06:02 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: JAS at November 28, 2019 06:02 PM (Jgzxr)
Posted by: Cicero
*sadz*
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
----
Bummer.
Posted by: Asphalt
-------
*deals a hand of 21*
Posted by: Black Jack
So we're basically f*cked, right?
Posted by: Niger and Nigeria at November 28, 2019 06:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 06:03 PM (YJxi7)
Posted by: JAS at November 28, 2019 06:04 PM (Jgzxr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2019 06:02 PM (7rVsF)
"For dinner? Sure. But only of you show up"
But then, that's usually the point with a "destination wedding"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 06:04 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 28, 2019 06:01 PM (KSBDE)
I got you, bea. Send pics first and I'll send you some back. We will figure it out.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 06:04 PM (4QN1g)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents
----
And for certain age groups, you can get invited to two or three for a few years in a row. That gets very pricey.
Since I am a shade north of 29, we don't get asked to go to very many. I just send a check these days anyway.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 28, 2019 06:04 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 06:05 PM (YJxi7)
*sadz*
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
Your soul is in mortal peril.
Posted by: The Black Madonna at November 28, 2019 06:05 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Cicero
*sadz*
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
----
Bummer.
Posted by: Asphalt
-------
*deals a hand of 21*
Posted by: Black Jack
So we're basically f*cked, right?
Posted by: Niger and Nigeria at November 28, 2019 06:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Can confirm.
Posted by: Elsa Jean's pap smear results at November 28, 2019 06:06 PM (4QN1g)
Posted by: Cicero
*sadz*
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
----
Bummer.
Posted by: Asphalt
-------
*deals a hand of 21*
Posted by: Black Jack
So we're basically f*cked, right?
Posted by: Niger and Nigeria at November 28
I have a cunning plan.
Posted by: The Black Adder at November 28, 2019 06:06 PM (Mki/r)
Now just shout FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS at them
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2019 06:06 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 28, 2019 06:01 PM (KSBDE)
Also, take it as a compliment as unattractive and out of shape people are usually not invited to these.
Posted by: Elsa Jean's pap smear results at November 28, 2019 06:08 PM (4QN1g)
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
Your soul is in mortal peril.
Posted by: The Black Madonna
All are welcome here
Posted by: Montenegro at November 28, 2019 06:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Trump is likely to decline testimony in Nadler the Hutt circus
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 06:08 PM (YJxi7)
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
Your soul is in mortal peril.
Posted by: The Black Madonna
All are welcome here
Posted by: Montenegro
---
Get out!
Posted by: Swartzenegger at November 28, 2019 06:09 PM (Y4EXg)
Now just shout FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS at them
Posted by: kbdabear
*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 06:09 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
Your soul is in mortal peril.
Posted by: The Black Madonna
All are welcome here
Posted by: Montenegro
---
Get out!
Posted by: Swartzenegger
Round on the house!
Posted by: Johnny Walker Black at November 28, 2019 06:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2019 06:11 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
Your soul is in mortal peril.
Posted by: The Black Madonna
All are welcome here
Posted by: Montenegro
Get out!
Posted by: Swartzenegger
Round on the house!
Posted by: Johnny Walker Black
Cough! Cough! Wheeze. . .
Posted by: Black Lung at November 28, 2019 06:12 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
Your soul is in mortal peril.
Posted by: The Black Madonna
All are welcome here
Posted by: Montenegro
Get out!
Posted by: Swartzenegger
Round on the house!
Posted by: Johnny Walker Black
Cough! Cough! Wheeze. . .
Posted by: Black Lung
Kills 'em dead!
Posted by: Black Flag at November 28, 2019 06:13 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
Your soul is in mortal peril.
Posted by: The Black Madonna
All are welcome here
Posted by: Montenegro
Get out!
Posted by: Swartzenegger
Round on the house!
Posted by: Johnny Walker Black
Cough! Cough! Wheeze. . .
Posted by: Black Lung
Goldbrick! Fix bayonets!
Posted by: Blackjack Pershing at November 28, 2019 06:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 06:14 PM (4QN1g)
"Statistically, 99.89% of throat punched lefties get real quiet (except for the moaning and sobbing, which is a kind of bonus)."
don't forget to give sincere thanks for the croaking and heel-drumming!
Posted by: Byzantine General at November 28, 2019 06:15 PM (B1JrQ)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 06:15 PM (4QN1g)
*sadz*
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
Your soul is in mortal peril.
Posted by: The Black Madonna
All are welcome here
Posted by: Montenegro
Get out!
Posted by: Swartzenegger
Round on the house!
Posted by: Johnny Walker Black
Cough! Cough! Wheeze. . .
Posted by: Black Lung
Forget it! Let's go to the shore.
Posted by: Black Horse Pike at November 28, 2019 06:15 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 06:15 PM (4QN1g)
I think she was drunk.
That was kinda weird and amateurish.
She's supposed to be a big thing too.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2019 06:17 PM (kauXV)
Posted by: Elsa Jean's pap smear results at November 28, 2019 06:08 PM (4QN1g)
LOLLOL
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 28, 2019 06:17 PM (KSBDE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2019 06:18 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
Your soul is in mortal peril.
Posted by: The Black Madonna
All are welcome here
Posted by: Montenegro
Get out!
Posted by: Swartzenegger
Round on the house!
Posted by: Johnny Walker Black
Cough! Cough! Wheeze. . .
Posted by: Black Lung
Forget it! Let's go to the shore.
Posted by: Black Horse Pike at November 28, 2019 06:15 PM (7rVsF)
Anyone still using me?
...Please.
Posted by: Blackberry at November 28, 2019 06:18 PM (kauXV)
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
Your soul is in mortal peril.
Posted by: The Black Madonna
All are welcome here
Posted by: Montenegro
Get out!
Posted by: Swartzenegger
Round on the house!
Posted by: Johnny Walker Black
Cough! Cough! Wheeze. . .
Posted by: Black Lung
Forget it! Let's go to the shore.
Posted by: Black Horse Pike at November 28, 2019 06:15 PM (7rVsF)
Bye Bye!!
Posted by: blackbird at November 28, 2019 06:18 PM (Jq8uQ)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 28, 2019 06:19 PM (vGJY7)
Also, take it as a compliment as unattractive and out of shape people are usually not invited to these.
Posted by: Elsa Jean's pap smear results at November 28, 2019 06:08 PM (4QN1g)
That gets me off the hook.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2019 06:19 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Black Peter
These sensibilities could wreak havoc with the game of chess. New rules, everyone and every square is white! No, that doesn't work, either...
Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2019 06:19 PM (kUnLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 06:02 PM (XVuno)
Did you mean to say "bride"?
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:20 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Elsa Jean's pap smear results at November 28, 2019 06:08 PM (4QN1g)
That gets me off the hook.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2019 06:19 PM (7rVsF)
Oh come on now. You're not out of shape and unattractive!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 06:20 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 06:21 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:21 PM (HALdu)
*sadz*
Posted by: Black Peter, St. Niklaas lil' pal at November 28, 2019 05:29 PM
This.
Posted by: Black Irish
*bump*
Posted by: Blackpool, England at November 28, 2019 05:40 PM (ltmZG)
Word
Posted by: black adam at November 28, 2019 05:48 PM (4QN1g)
I know, right?
Posted by: Edward Plantagenet
Your soul is in mortal peril.
Posted by: The Black Madonna
All are welcome here
Posted by: Montenegro
Get out!
Posted by: Swartzenegger
Round on the house!
Posted by: Johnny Walker Black
Cough! Cough! Wheeze. . .
Posted by: Black Lung
Forget it! Let's go to the shore.
Posted by: Black Horse Pike
=======
[skirl of bagpipes, rattle of drums]
[the Black Watch marches smartly in, the Major carrying the platter of Thanksgiving haggis]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 06:21 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2019 06:18 PM (LxTcq)
Pretty good.
Another Robert E Howard character.
Sorta like Conan in a pilgrim hat.
They made a movie of "Solomon Kane" a few years ago.
It was okay. Didn't kick-off a series like expected.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 28, 2019 06:22 PM (kauXV)
https://babylonbee.com/news/progressives-give-
thanks-that-they-have-so-much-to-complain-about-this-year
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 06:22 PM (NbXNA)
Posted by: klaftern at November 28, 2019 06:22 PM (RuIsu)
They don't come around
It is sad--deny me merriment at their expense.
I'll settle for convincing the young of things that aren't true.
Like the three-year old not to go in the garage because of the monster I heard growling in there
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 28, 2019 06:22 PM (zxcRy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 06:20 PM (XVuno)
I think he meant to say misshapen.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Eye-gore at November 28, 2019 06:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 28, 2019 06:19 PM (vGJY7
Had the sound off.
Never heard of her.
Why a boycott?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at November 28, 2019 06:24 PM (lvSAi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 28, 2019 06:24 PM (EZebt)
[the Black Watch marches smartly in, the Major carrying the platter of Thanksgiving haggis]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Two words: Black Draught. You're gonna need it.
Posted by: Porter Wagoner at November 28, 2019 06:25 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 06:25 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2019 06:26 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Cicero
Round IS a shape.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 06:25 PM (dEvh1)
When you say "round", is it more spherical or cylindrical?
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 06:28 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2019 06:30 PM (ywNoU)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 06:30 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 06:30 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Two words: Black Draught. You're gonna need it.
Posted by: Porter Wagoner
Black and Tans, me boyo.
Then the fisticuffs, as is traditional.
Posted by: Miklos O'Molnar at November 28, 2019 06:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 06:31 PM (2Qk5a)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 06:31 PM (ZCEU2)
Have become
Uncomfortably stuffed
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2019 06:30 PM (ywNoU)
There is a black thread going for comments like this.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 06:32 PM (2Qk5a)
Trump used his Thanksgiving to pay a surprise visit to our troops in Afghanistan.
https://tinyurl.com/wosket3
Compare and contrast.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 06:32 PM (XVuno)
Have become
Uncomfortably stuffed
Posted by: Insomniac
This may be the only day of the year when people freely admit "I got stuffed".
Posted by: Miklos, understanding Anglicisms at November 28, 2019 06:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip
I'd have worn it as a badge of honor.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 06:33 PM (dEvh1)
In my case, after the holidays?
More of a prolate spheroid, I'd say.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2019 06:33 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Miklos
Pete Buttgig admits it daily.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 06:34 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Skip
Scotch is the necessary, but insufficient precondition to haggis.
Posted by: Miklos, Laird of Ye Ancient Clan McMolnar at November 28, 2019 06:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 06:36 PM (ZCEU2)
> Posted by: Porter Wagoner
I remember those commercials.
Also "Soltice" (not solstice, "soltice") Quick Rub, Fletcher's Castoria, and various other crap that the FDA probably doesn't allow to be sold today.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2019 06:36 PM (oQp6r)
Things Hunter Biden says at Thanksgiving Dinner at the kids table.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:36 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so
Kid's Table is MY TURF
Posted by: Epstein, unselfkilled at November 28, 2019 06:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Carter's Little Liver Pills
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 06:38 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 28, 2019 06:39 PM (cDw3P)
Posted by: Jimmy C. at November 28, 2019 06:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2019 06:40 PM (Tnijr)
For extra hilarity, make sure to add the communist relative's name to any Trump-related signup forms that might be floating around.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2019 06:40 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 06:41 PM (2Qk5a)
Sobering.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:42 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2019 06:40 PM (Tnijr)
That is the thing with having misbehaved so much, they have used up the patience of everyone who is not them.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:43 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Eromero at November 28, 2019 06:44 PM (UUkQp)
To be fair, the surprise anal may be what makes that 12 percent successful.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 06:45 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 28, 2019 06:45 PM (cDw3P)
Posted by: freaked
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"Black Draught"?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 06:45 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2019 06:45 PM (7rVsF)
I see at least two errors right off the cuff.
https://cbsloc.al/2smwL29
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2019 06:46 PM (cqNba)
inquiring minds want to know ...
someone delivered pie out of the blue, forced me off keto for the day. mmmm ... pie. pecan and pumpkin ...
Posted by: illiniwek at November 28, 2019 06:46 PM (Cus5s)
Anecdotally, for conversation with the SJWs, "Is the term black Friday really an expression of the white privilege and if so, what term should be adopted to replace it? "
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 28, 2019 06:46 PM (3a/ug)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2019 06:47 PM (yIGxB)
Sobering.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:42 PM (HALdu)
Conclusions are two:
1) Don't choose a destination near a river or other body of water, deserts would seem to be safe!
2) Don't stop drinking!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2019 06:47 PM (BiNEL)
Sobering.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:42 PM (HALdu)
Conclusions are two:
1) Don't choose a destination near a river or other body of water, deserts would seem to be safe!
2) Don't stop drinking!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2019 06:47 PM (BiNEL)
3) Don't get married in the first place.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2019 06:49 PM (aEZVI)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2019 06:49 PM (yIGxB)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 28, 2019 06:45 PM (cDw3P)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:49 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2019 06:47 PM (yIGxB)
omg! Fingers crossed for the ONT.
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 06:49 PM (14URa)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 28, 2019 06:49 PM (cDw3P)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2019 06:49 PM (aEZVI)
Or if you do get married, always be open to surprise anal!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 06:50 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: shibumi
"No. Shut the fuck up until you learn history. It's the day retailers go "into the black" financially."
(Not you Shibumi)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 06:50 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 06:50 PM (XVuno)
Wouldn't that pretty much take the surprise element out of it? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 06:51 PM (14URa)
Well what the actual fvck am I gonna bake now?
Posted by: Pastry Chef of nursery rhymes at November 28, 2019 06:51 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 28, 2019 06:51 PM (H5knJ)
@Mediaite
Trump Campaign Falsely Claims Trump/Stallone Photo Actually Wasn't 'Doctored'
Guys, slow down! You're leaving nothing for the Babylon Bee!
Posted by: t-bird at November 28, 2019 06:51 PM (mAKQ6)
Anecdotally, for conversation with the SJWs, "Is the term black Friday really an expression of the white privilege and if so, what term should be adopted to replace it? "
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 28, 2019 06:46 PM (3a/ug)
Looting?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 06:52 PM (2Qk5a)
Posted by: Pastry Chef of nursery rhymes at November 28, 2019 06:52 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Cicero
"Always look on the bright side of life..."
Posted by: The Life of Miklos at November 28, 2019 06:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 06:32 PM (XVuno)
How dare you!
Think of the effect on Mother Gaia of that round-trip flight.
And the thousands of taxpayer dollars that could have better gone to grifting Climate Change NGO's!
Posted by: Greata Thunderberg knows that EDKH at November 28, 2019 06:52 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Cicero
Wouldn't that pretty much take the surprise element out of it? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Peaches
Open to it and expecting it are two separate things.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 06:52 PM (dEvh1)
Sobering.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:42 PM (HALdu)
Conclusions are two:
1) Don't choose a destination near a river or other body of water, deserts would seem to be safe!
2) Don't stop drinking!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2019 06:47 PM (BiNEL)
3) Don't get married in the first place.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2019 06:49 PM (aEZVI)
Regarding that marriage thing.
Maybe my bestest friend ever was dating then engaged to a girl that was constantly teasing him with doing anal, him to her, but then would say "when we get to the honeymoon."
When they got to the honeymoon he collected.
Now they have been married 19 years!
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:53 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 28, 2019 06:53 PM (KSBDE)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 28, 2019 06:53 PM (1g7ch)
That's the reason I wrote that question; to see how many SJWs would agree to it. The next question: If "in the black" is seen as a financial positive, is the term in the red offensive to native Americans?"
/LOL. Screwing with the uneducated and the brainwashed.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 28, 2019 06:54 PM (3a/ug)
Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2019 06:54 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2019 06:49 PM (aEZVI)
Can't believe I missed the fundamental problem like that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2019 06:54 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2019 06:54 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 06:50 PM (XVuno)
Wouldn't that pretty much take the surprise element out of it? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Peaches at November 28
The thing about surprse anal is the more you do it the more there is a surprise.
No one gets surprise analed their first time.
Rule 24 proves as much.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:54 PM (HALdu)
But the marriage was annulled upon debarkation.
Posted by: Atilla the Hun, waits and watches at November 28, 2019 06:55 PM (w7KSn)
Now they have been married 19 years!
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:53 PM (HALdu)
Gosh. Another Hallmark Holiday Romance, there for the taking.
"You won't be a quitter if you take it up the shitter."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 06:55 PM (XVuno)
3) Don't get married in the first place.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2019 06:49 PM (aEZVI)
4) Don't
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2019 06:56 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2019 06:49 PM (aEZVI)
There is a trend/ movement of couples not getting "married" but only getting married under God keeping the state out of their lives.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 06:56 PM (2Qk5a)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:53 PM (HALdu)
No longer surprise, eh?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2019 06:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 28, 2019 06:53 PM (KSBDE)
What the fuck is wrong with you focusing on the marriage and not the festivities?
The simplest weddings are the best weddings. The further you get from the bride the groom and the vows the worse it gets.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 06:56 PM (HALdu)
Now they have been married 19 years!
Posted by: not so
C'est la vie, say the old folks
Just goes to show you never can tell
Posted by: Miklos "Chuck" Berry at November 28, 2019 06:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Just goes to show you never can tell
Posted by: Miklos "Chuck" Berry at November 28, 2019 06:57 PM (QzkSJ)
That's $400 you owe me.
Posted by: Chuck Berry at November 28, 2019 06:58 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 06:52 PM (dEvh1)Gonna have to take your word for that, bro.
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 06:58 PM (14URa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 06:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: squirrelly dan
Only works in states that don't recognize common law marriages.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 06:59 PM (dEvh1)
But the marriage was annulled upon debarkation.
Posted by: Atilla the Hun
You weren't really there for the marriageing, were you?
Posted by: Cap'n Bill Kristol at November 28, 2019 06:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2019 07:00 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Trust me. They ain't enjoying it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 07:00 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 07:00 PM (XVuno)
Married the mrs. six weeks after we met, two weeks after I asked her. The local JP told us we were his first marriage.
We tried to get him to travel to 'bama for our 35th anniversary (our treat of course), but he respectfully declined due to health issues.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2019 07:00 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2019 06:56 PM (BiNEL)
She plays it like it is.
You know, when they have their little arguments in front of the guests and he says "keep it up and someone is going to get surprise analed tonight!" Then she says something like "Oh sure you think you can do that again! Barely even noticed the first half hour last time." Then they giggle and go about setting the table.
Sometimes it is awkward.
It is nice the way that they set out the little salt dishes but with coke instead.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:00 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 06:56 PM (2Qk5a)
Tax advantages of marriage is minimal, and a good estate/trust lawyer can sort out the assets, but with the nanny state ascendant, I'd worry about the kids!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2019 07:00 PM (BiNEL)
Anywho, on Ace's last point to the micro aggression, my favorite is "please accept the least of my apologies".
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2019 07:00 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Miklos Inc. (Ukraine) at November 28, 2019 07:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at November 28, 2019 07:02 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 28, 2019 07:02 PM (cDw3P)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 07:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 07:00 PM (XVuno)
So you are saying that surprise anal is neither a blessing nor something to be thankful for?
Never thought of it that way.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:03 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 07:04 PM (2Qk5a)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 28, 2019 06:56 PM (2Qk5a)
Something tells me that in Chappaqua, anal would indeed be a surprise!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2019 07:04 PM (BiNEL)
So is anyone here daring/crazy/insane enough to brave shopping tomorrow for Black Friday?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 07:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2019 07:06 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 28, 2019 07:04 PM (BiNEL
Not for the Energizer Bunny, or so I've heard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 07:06 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'in the spirit of Thanksgiving I took the 24 lb. turkey so no one else could have it'. at November 28, 2019 07:06 PM (oY5lM)
Posted by: Miklos, traditionalist at November 28, 2019 07:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 28, 2019 07:07 PM (cDw3P)
Posted by: Miklos l'Observateur at November 28, 2019 07:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2019 07:06 PM (WI7YS)
It's only a model.
Posted by: Patsy at November 28, 2019 07:08 PM (XVuno)
At least.
Posted by: Miklos l'Observateur at November 28, 2019 07:07 PM (QzkSJ)
heh
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:08 PM (HALdu)
But I liked the essay, Ace. Very amusing and well written.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 28, 2019 07:09 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 28, 2019 07:09 PM (cDw3P)
Posted by: Weasel at November 28, 2019 07:11 PM (4AgQE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Every other comment is odd.
At least.
Posted by: Miklos l'Observateur at November 28, 2019 07:07 PM (QzkSJ
I just can't even...
Posted by: Insomniac at November 28, 2019 07:11 PM (ywNoU)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 28, 2019 07:11 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 28, 2019 07:12 PM (KSBDE)
Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2019 07:12 PM (O/X1S)
Wait, what?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'in the spirit of Thanksgiving I took the 24 lb. turkey so no one else could have it'. at November 28, 2019 07:13 PM (oY5lM)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 28, 2019 07:11 PM (ykYG2)
Do you have a setting for "half smart", your average smart is way too much for me.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
The corpus of Ace's oevre transgressed the boundaries of colonialist imposed discourse in a non-binary synthesis of weltschmerz and anomie.
Posted by: Miklos, popular with the blue haired chicks at November 28, 2019 07:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: saf at November 28, 2019 07:14 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 07:14 PM (L2ZTs)
I have mentored her into two or three nice jobs her career is going very nicely, I wanted to grab her by her hair and ask "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:15 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Miklos, popular with the blue haired chicks at November 28, 2019 07:14 PM (QzkSJ
Oh, now Ace has an oeuvre?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 07:15 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Weasel at November 28, 2019 07:15 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Cincinnati Bengals at November 28, 2019 07:16 PM (Jgzxr)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 28, 2019 07:16 PM (cDw3P)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 28, 2019 07:12 PM (KSBDE)
Have you ever considered just the occasional rendezvous with a 'ron?
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at November 28, 2019 07:16 PM (lvSAi)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 28, 2019 07:16 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: JAS at November 28, 2019 07:17 PM (Jgzxr)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2019 06:18 PM (LxTcq)
Pretty good.
Another Robert E Howard character.
Sorta like Conan in a pilgrim hat.
They made a movie of "Solomon Kane" a few years ago.
It was okay. Didn't kick-off a series like expected.
Posted by: naturalfake
The books are great, the movie is meh
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2019 07:17 PM (GpXMt)
Wait, what?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
HGTV: Girl: "I'm a substitute day care teacher and my boyfriend breeds salamanders. Our budget is $1.3 million".
WTF?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 07:17 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 28, 2019 07:16 PM (ykYG2)
Thanks. Was very nice whether it was Poe or you.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:18 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Miklos at an upscale Waffle House at November 28, 2019 07:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 28, 2019 07:16 PM (ykYG2)
Old Canaan is forbidden on this blog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 07:18 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 28, 2019 07:12 PM (KSBDE
I have a kilt
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2019 07:18 PM (GpXMt)
WTF?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 07:17 PM (dEvh1)
That is funny. Then everyone wonders why we do not get to have no interest financing any more.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:19 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2019 07:19 PM (2+pU9)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 07:19 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: JAS at November 28, 2019 07:19 PM (Jgzxr)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 28, 2019 07:12 PM (KSBDE
I have a kilt
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2019 07:18 PM (GpXMt)
Wait. I have Scotch and a video of bagpipe players.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 07:20 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2019 07:20 PM (GpXMt)
Collared is the kind of shirt you wear with a tie and you spellt it wrong unless you're some sort of Johnny Reb and you mean spinach.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2019 07:20 PM (gd9RK)
Cannibal Bob is buying a house with a boyfriend?
Posted by: Weasel at November 28, 2019 07:15 PM (MVjcR)
With or for?
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 07:20 PM (14URa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 28, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)
Eagles are not going anywhere but any day the Boys lose is a good day.
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 07:21 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2019 07:21 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2019 07:21 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 07:20 PM (XVuno)
Scotch, bagpipe players, everyone knows what comes next.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:21 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 07:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Weasel at November 28, 2019 07:15 PM (MVjcR)
With or for?
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 07:20 PM (14URa)
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Hi Peaches!
Posted by: Weasel at November 28, 2019 07:21 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 07:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Only in California
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2019 07:22 PM (GpXMt)
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2019 07:20 PM (GpXMt)
not anymore
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:22 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 28, 2019 07:12 PM (KSBDE
I have a kilt
Posted by: Jean at November 28, 2019 07:18 PM (GpXMt)
Wait. I have Scotch and a video of bagpipe players.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 07:20 PM (XVuno)
I still have some Beaver Liquors 10th Mountain bourbon left.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at November 28, 2019 07:22 PM (lvSAi)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 28, 2019 07:23 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Peaches at November 28, 2019 07:23 PM (14URa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 28, 2019 07:23 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 28, 2019 07:21 PM (ykYG2)
heh
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 07:23 PM (NbXNA)
The word "picnic" according to a black radical I worked with. He explained the origin while his rage built to a crescendo. (I will not repeat the fake story it because it is awful and salacious.) I told him, in a bored tone, that no, picnic is a french word. I chuckle at the quick exchange for how my ennui was trumping his outrage. He said "Yes but the point still stands!"
No you are trying to get us to stop saying an innane word that we hardly ever use. If we agree then we admit our guilt and encourage bigger changes in behavior. He might participate in the game even if he isn't wise to it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2019 07:23 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: not so
"What's under the kilt?"
"Lassie, we a-call 'im Angus"
Posted by: Miklos, not Col. Angus at November 28, 2019 07:24 PM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/tase5q6
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 28, 2019 07:24 PM (r+sAi)
But if it turns out Cannibal Bob is a ette' I might just give up.
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 07:24 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 28, 2019 07:23 PM (ykYG2)
-=--
likely overcooked and stringy
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 07:24 PM (NbXNA)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:21 PM (HALdu)
Are we talking about surprise anal again?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at November 28, 2019 07:24 PM (lvSAi)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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There's a lot in that comment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 07:25 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 07:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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There's a lot in that comment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 07:25 PM (6ro7i)
His comments are for the thinking moron.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:26 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:21 PM (HALdu)
Are we talking about surprise anal again?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at November 28, 2019 07:24 PM (lvSAi)
In this instance there is not much surprise.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Miklos, meditating on that at November 28, 2019 07:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 07:26 PM (KP5rU)
Sorry, I'm distracted by the wails of millions of Cowboy fans that surround me.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at November 28, 2019 07:27 PM (lvSAi)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 28, 201
Awesome, I feel like a beached whale. Watched football and was not pc. Grandson learned he had 58K for school or investing. It was grand.
He's comeing over tomorrow.Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2019 07:28 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Miklos, meditating on that at November 28, 2019 07:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Heh.
I had a dream that I was a moron, then I woke and discovered I was a moron.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:28 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 07:28 PM (KP5rU)
Kellyanne Conway's House!...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 07:29 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2019 07:28 PM (O/X1S)
Has Grandson heard about amazing upside potential of alpaca futures?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 07:30 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at November 28, 2019 05:08 PM (lvSAi)
Same to you and yours, CB.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 07:30 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at November 28, 2019 07:22 PM
Climb to glory!
*drinks*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 28, 2019 07:31 PM (GS1yA)
Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2019 07:32 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Infidel
Has Grandson heard about amazing upside potential of alpaca futures?
Posted by: Cicero
Nutria pelts.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 07:34 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 07:34 PM (NbXNA)
Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2019 07:34 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 28, 2019 07:35 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: redc1c4
Hooker and blow.
Hand to Biden.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 07:35 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 07:29 PM (L2ZTs)
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likely she was in the 'stan with PDJT
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 07:35 PM (NbXNA)
Showing that you are not merely informed but urbane and international goes very far to demonstrate that you are their comrade and even more accomplished in leftism than they are.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:23 PM (HALdu)
Just pronounce it "tawns", as intended.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 07:36 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 28, 2019 07:36 PM (SGgKW)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 28, 2019 07:36 PM (KSBDE)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 28, 2019 07:36 PM (gHwtb)
Posted by: Mortimer Dukes at November 28, 2019 07:36 PM (XVuno)
We are home just the two of us, could not go to the Gathering at my nephew's as Joel is still sick. So we made the best of it I bought a nice ham, then I made scalloped potatoes and Jewel stirred herself up enough to make cauliflower au gratin. Darn that's delicious
Unfortunately and moving the scalloped potatoes I spilled some in the oven so I've got the fan running so it doesn't stink too bad. I'm really spoiled she's a great cook, used to do it professionally. I don't know when I've made scalloped potatoes I suppose sometime but that's a lot of work.
Despite her being sick, and the cat puking up her food along with the dogs the last few days we do have a lot to be thankful for.
I'm about to call both sets of our parents we are lucky we were born to them and born in this country actually. Folks weren't perfect but they tried and did the best they could. Many have been dealt a worse hand. Hope your holiday weekend is enjoyable. I've got two days off that's fantastic, have to work Saturday and Sunday but such as life. Be well.
Posted by: Farmer at November 28, 2019 07:36 PM (OxE2A)
He still loves me.
Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2019 07:37 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2019 07:38 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at November 28, 2019 05:08 PM (lvSAi)
Same to you and yours, CB.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 07:30 PM (/sgva)
Thanks man, same for you!!
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at November 28, 2019 07:39 PM (lvSAi)
Illinois state bonds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Moron bail bonds.
Posted by: Miklosian Financial Advisors (Tuvalu) Ltd. at November 28, 2019 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 07:36 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:43 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 05:44 PM (HALdu)
Easy excuse: "I can't go to Mexico. There's a warrant out for me there."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 07:43 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 07:43 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 28, 2019 07:44 PM (EMi53)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents
Hope you saved two onions to hang on their belts!
Posted by: Miklos, incipient old timer at November 28, 2019 07:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2019 07:44 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
*spit take; replenishes glass*
Posted by: Miklos, ha! at November 28, 2019 07:45 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 28, 2019 07:45 PM (KSBDE)
all i have to do is drive over to Van Nuys or Pacoima, or San Fernando...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 07:45 PM (NbXNA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 07:43 PM (KP5rU)
The best part was the way he reached into his safe, gently pulled out the box and unwrapped it from the oilskins that had been protecting the modem for so many years.
Then handed his grandson the unopened cisco 58k modem and said "here, this is for you, this is your inheritance."
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 07:46 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Or Bad Man Jose
Posted by: Jay and the Americans at November 28, 2019 07:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2019 07:47 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 07:47 PM (NbXNA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 05:55 PM (6ro7i)
Still snowing here. I can't see diddly squat but snowflakes. Will probably have to run the snow blower again tomorrow. Damned Global Warming!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 07:48 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 07:43 PM (KP5rU)
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That's a bit baud-y...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 28, 2019 07:48 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 28, 2019 07:48 PM (l9m7l)
Nobody who hasn't lived there know how to pronounce that. Heh,
Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2019 07:47 PM (O/X1S)
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Cahuenga.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 07:48 PM (NbXNA)
Posted by: mindful webworker - with serving spoon at November 28, 2019 07:49 PM (ECLlc)
snowflakes. Will probably have to run the snow blower again tomorrow.
Damned Global Warming!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 07:48 PM (/sgva)
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brutally cold here too...
it didn't even crack 50* here today.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 07:49 PM (NbXNA)
Nobody who hasn't lived there know how to pronounce that. Heh,
Posted by: Infidel
Pa coy ma?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 28, 2019 07:50 PM (dEvh1)
Newsweak published an article about how Trump was going to play golf all day and he's awful because Obama never did that. And then refused to retract it when things turned out otherwise. They just added a sentence at the end saying that everything you just read is bullshit.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 28, 2019 07:50 PM (6XLoz)
If the sun has set where you are, you might take a peek outside to see a nice conjunction of the Moon and Jupiter (at 6 o'clock). And, if it is clear, Venus further out, at about 4 o'clock. Very pretty.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I saw this a couple of hours ago. The Moon was a crescent.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 28, 2019 07:50 PM (yIGxB)
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2019 07:51 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2019 07:51 PM (O/X1S)
Instead - I just smiled brightly and grinned my biggest shit eating grin and said. "I need to go clean my AR-15 for the last day of deer season tomorrow. I'll be back."
She hasn't said anything since.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 28, 2019 07:51 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: Miklos, beginning Chinese influence agent at November 28, 2019 07:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 28, 2019 06:01 PM (KSBDE)
One way to "fix" that? If invited, book a room for two weeks, arrive a week beforehand, get a nice tan, show up at the wedding, showing off the nice tan, and then remark, "Too bad, the rest of you have to go home tomorrow. We're here for another week yet."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 07:52 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 07:49 PM (NbXNA)
Try 30.
Yes, red. But IIRC you are from the Southland.
Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2019 07:52 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2019 07:53 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Miklos, in the actual sunny Southland at November 28, 2019 07:54 PM (QzkSJ)
You observe that an obviously non-disabled adult has just parked in a disabled parking spot: "Oh, I know it can be confusing, but that sign means PHYSICALLY disabled."
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 28, 2019 07:54 PM (qoAco)
Posted by: Infidel at November 28, 2019 07:54 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Elizabeth at November 28, 2019 07:55 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
How else could the girl marry him?
Posted by: Miklos, I mean seriously at November 28, 2019 07:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blackberry at November 28, 2019 06:18 PM (kauXV)
I got your back. And your nifty little keyboard, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 07:55 PM (/sgva)
What Outsiders don't know is the correct pronunciation is grandy tour. Used to be an artist Colony their years ago Orson Welles spent some time there.
Posted by: Farmer at November 28, 2019 07:59 PM (OxE2A)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 28, 2019 07:15 PM (XVuno)
Not only that, he puts the oeuvre before the hors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 08:07 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 28, 2019 08:09 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mr. Chelsea Clinton at November 28, 2019 08:21 PM (6ro7i)
Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at November 28, 2019 08:21 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 28, 2019 08:37 PM (EMi53)
Really?
Are you sure?
Is that what you believe?
Mmmmmm?
The expressed skepticism in those statementes is enough to get the grownchildren talking more animatedly, more excitedly,....and more idiotically. They love to hear themselves talk, and they should be encouraged to talk. Because anyone who is not already hook, line, and sinker into their pathos will discover how puerile, fanatic, and ultimately boring such grownchildren are. Face it: you'll never convince the grownchildren of anything, but you can get the rest of the table in your court - and they will take on the burden of challenge.
It's actually a lot of fun!
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 28, 2019 08:58 PM (17+9D)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UBQmvTUqHg
Strangest gal I've ever had, she's not unless she's mad.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 28, 2019 09:10 PM (EMi53)
Posted by: jdgalt at November 28, 2019 09:14 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: Bill Befort at November 28, 2019 10:24 PM (hJFOo)
Posted by: Vince at November 28, 2019 11:19 PM (aWqCk)
Posted by: rah at November 29, 2019 04:01 AM (QGdgs)
We were asked to say what we are thankful for. My daughter, who is not stranger to thanksgiving game, said "Jesus." After a pregnant pause she added "he's our gardener". This caused much relief in the progressives, because thanking god, and not some poor illegal immigrant we grossly underpay, would be wrong. by the way, we have no gardener. She winked at me. Game On.
I said I was thankful for diversity, that I knew so many people who were both very progressive and very conservative, and that my circle of friends was large enough to encompass people of all beliefs and background. Could of heard a pin drop as the stupid progressives tried to sort that out. Diversity of...thought? Is that a thing?
My daughter nodded in appreciation. Well played sir.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 29, 2019 04:03 PM (+DS2f)
Contact him today and get your problem solved.
Posted by: Laura Morris at December 01, 2019 02:15 AM (WlAeo)
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