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The Morning Rant
Late (But Strong) Entry For Dumbest Tweet of the Year, 2019:
Dumbness level = 925 millikohns. I'll bet the article it links to is pretty dumb, too.In the American imagination, Bonnie and Clyde are always white.
— Vox (@voxdotcom) November 27, 2019
The new movie Queen and Slim reinvents this doomed love story, and challenges viewers to re-evaluate how they racialize the runaway lover trope. https://t.co/4uawHQ4TOz
"Walls For Me, But Not For Thee":
Michael Bloomberg, Soooper Geeeenius:
This video is remarkable, asked about US a greenhouse gas emissions compared to China, Michael Bloomberg goes into a full throated defence of the regime in Beijing on the environment, on their lack of democracy. I can’t believe how bad this is.
— Brian Lilley (@brianlilley) November 28, 2019
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: IrishEi at November 29, 2019 11:31 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Allie at November 29, 2019 11:33 AM (vmRc0)
Posted by: mnw at November 29, 2019 11:35 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2019 11:36 AM (ZLI7S)
I never knew people wanted to give Donald Trump that much power.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 29, 2019 11:36 AM (8uDfa)
Posted by: mnw at November 29, 2019 11:35 AM (Cssks)
But... But I thought Seventh Day Adventism was a religion of peace.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 11:37 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:37 AM (O/X1S)
Now, if you want to create a pair of immoral thugs who murdered and robbed for the hell of it and make them black, well you be you okay?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 29, 2019 11:38 AM (8uDfa)
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 11:39 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 29, 2019 11:39 AM (6XlcD)
How did someone so stupid get so rich?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2019 11:36 AM (ZLI7S)
There is a positive correlation between technical abilities and lack of people skills.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at November 29, 2019 11:40 AM (8uDfa)
Posted by: DaveA at November 29, 2019 11:40 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 11:40 AM (aS1PU)
California Plans to Hike Tax on Legal Marijuana, Threatening New Market With Rapid Extinction
One of the rationalizations I had for giving up pot was that some dogshit Cartel was profiting from it. Like this.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 29, 2019 11:41 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 29, 2019 11:41 AM (n4y+3)
The movie is an attempt though to agitate for racial unrest . Just in time for 2020 . Not a coincidence.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 11:41 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2019 11:42 AM (LpdKl)
Now, if you want to create a pair of immoral thugs who murdered and robbed for the hell of it and make them black, well you be you okay?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 29, 2019 11:38 AM (8uDfa)
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You know who else is only ever portrayed as white?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 11:42 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 29, 2019 11:42 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Gov. Ralph Northam at November 29, 2019 11:42 AM (weV3+)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 11:37 AM (zGtXn)
The newsdopes were speculating about no links to terror groups. Like that matters. It's the culture, asshats.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 11:42 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 29, 2019 11:42 AM (757h3)
As for the black Bonnie and Clyde, zombie Thelma and Louise say hi.
That black actor dude, it's like there are now three black actors in Hollowwood, and if you don't cast this guy, you gotta cast one of the other two. Talk about rayciss.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:42 AM (hku12)
Posted by: dagny at November 29, 2019 11:43 AM (evlQx)
The only plus side for folks who've made questionable life choices (like me) is the ability to look around and say at least I'm not that stupid.
When you find yourself saying that more often than not, you start to feel better about yourself.
Small consolation, and the thinnest of silver linings.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 29, 2019 11:43 AM (z79tQ)
FYI, Jeff Guinn's book Go Down Together is really good. Has a lot about the family's background and what really occurred.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 29, 2019 11:43 AM (JKNZq)
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What in the bloody hell is that supposed to mean? I would be interested in a plain-English translation, which I doubt can be sanely rendered.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:44 AM (6SyPK)
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 11:44 AM (arJlL)
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Putting the sentiment aside, the statement itself is pure bullshit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:45 AM (6SyPK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I can't type if you're gonna make me LOL !!!
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 11:45 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 11:42 AM (CAJOC)
Hillary?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at November 29, 2019 11:45 AM (8uDfa)
Posted by: dagny at November 29, 2019 11:43 AM (evlQx)
He doesn't have to pay them child support.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 11:45 AM (1CjJc)
It is a sign of our civilized society that a pair of psychopathic killers like Bonnie and Clyde were shot to pieces, then shot again to be sure they were dead. Only 60s-era assholes could have made them into romantic doomed rebels.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 11:45 AM (7rVsF)
Now, if you want to create a pair of immoral thugs who murdered and robbed for the hell of it and make them black, well you be you okay?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 29, 2019 11:38 AM (8uDfa)
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You know who else is only ever portrayed as white?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 11:42 AM (CAJOC)
I have no idea, but what I'd really like to know is what that Downfall guy has to say about the lack of black portrayals of Bonnie and Clyde.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:46 AM (hku12)
What's the story with Hunter and sex toys?
Posted by: dagny at November 29, 2019 11:43 AM (evlQx
The road apple didn't fall far from the horse's ass.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at November 29, 2019 11:46 AM (8uDfa)
Posted by: RI Red at November 29, 2019 11:47 AM (Nq71V)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2019 11:48 AM (axyOa)
Possible translation: Do you think of runaway lovers as white? If so OMG YOU RACIST!! Stop it! How dare you have a thought!
Posted by: dagny at November 29, 2019 11:48 AM (evlQx)
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 11:44 AM (arJlL)
Maybe the movie shows them robbing, not banks, but malt liquor stores?
Posted by: I'm Going To Hell For This at November 29, 2019 11:48 AM (hku12)
I know a lot of Queens and Slims. Evicted many of them when they don't have the rent but they got smokes, a glass pipe and their cell phone. Their lives ain't romantic and keeping it reals ain't all it's cracked up to be.
But crack ain't gonna smoke itself.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2019 11:48 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 11:48 AM (dQ1sa)
Posted by: mnw at November 29, 2019 11:35 AM (Cssks)
But... But I thought Seventh Day Adventism was a religion of peace.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 11:37 AM (zGtXn)
They don't stab from sundown to sundown starting on Friday. Shomer fucking shabbos.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 11:48 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 29, 2019 11:42 AM (757h3)
You could be right. I try to avoid repeats, but sometimes I fail.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 11:49 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at
Makes me wanna sleep with my little friend even closer. Although that may be dangerous.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:49 AM (O/X1S)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 29, 2019 11:49 AM (n4y+3)
Maybe we could have a movie about John Lee Malvo and John Allen Muhammad as runaway lovers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 11:50 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:50 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 11:50 AM (dQ1sa)
I see we have some recycled shoe pron this morning. Still very cool though.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 29, 2019 11:50 AM (wiXsO)
Same thing happened in Amsterdam's famous redlight district, I've read. The legal prostitutes draw the customers to the area, & the illegal prostitutes provide the same services at half price.
Posted by: mnw at November 29, 2019 11:50 AM (Cssks)
Also, turkey carcass stripped and roasted with root veggies, and now simmering fragrantly away in a stock pot.
Posted by: Entropy at November 29, 2019 11:51 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: dagny at November 29, 2019 11:51 AM (evlQx)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 29, 2019 11:49 AM (n4y+3)
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Rest assured, their descent into villainy will be the fault of white society. See, they're really victims.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 11:51 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 11:51 AM (+y/Ru)
Easy money monetary policy has been in effect since 1985, with the addition of Free Global Trade that allowed Wall Street to profit while using China to hide the slaves and pollution. There is indeed "magic" to free money, but the sellout of core values is now apparent.
(I don't know how Bloomberg got rich, but power used as coercion is often part of the path, and those that just want to market their ingenious products also have to be wise as serpents, or they get cheated out of their own inventions ... see Romney and corporate raiders that now love China)
fed rates long term
https://tinyurl.com/yc4badra
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 11:51 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 11:52 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2019 11:48 AM (axyOa)
I'm old enough to remember when that movie hit the theaters. My reaction was "why would I want to see a movie about a couple lowlifes?" I started thinking that I wasn't the target audience of popular culture.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 29, 2019 11:52 AM (y7DUB)
It is a sign of our civilized society that a pair of psychopathic killers like Bonnie and Clyde were shot to pieces, then shot again to be sure they were dead. Only 60s-era assholes could have made them into romantic doomed rebels.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 11:45 AM (7rVsF)
I think that's sort of what the Warren Beatty/Faye Dunaway movie did, do you think?
Best depiction of Bonnie and Clyde I've seen in a film is The Highwaymen with Kevin Costner and Woody Harrelson. They exemplified the old adage that some people just need killing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 11:52 AM (zGtXn)
Possible translation: Do you think of runaway lovers as white? If so OMG YOU RACIST!! Stop it! How dare you have a thought!
Posted by: dagny
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Triggered a recollection of Tracy Chapman's 'Fast Car'
You got a fast car
But is it fast enough so we can fly away?
We gotta make a decision
We leave tonight or live and die this way
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:52 AM (6SyPK)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 29, 2019 11:53 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 11:53 AM (ZCEU2)
unbelievably stupid. If it's a real thing, and exemplifies what the
public school system generates,we will not survive as a free country.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at
Makes me wanna sleep with my little friend even closer. Although that may be dangerous.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:49 AM (O/X1S)
The stupid has always been there, the internet gives it the ability to spread farther than poorly mimeographed screeds stapled to utility poles or taped to the window of the local record store.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at November 29, 2019 11:53 AM (8uDfa)
Whitey Ford !
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 11:52 AM (arJlL)
Also Whitey Bulger, don't forget him.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 11:53 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at November 29, 2019 11:53 AM (S+f+m)
Whitey Ford !
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 11:52 AM (arJlL)
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Well, I was thinking Casper, but that works, too!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 11:53 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 29, 2019 11:49 AM (n4y+3)
Except I don't think that's what the movie shows.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 11:54 AM (2DOZq)
Whitey Ford !
Posted by: JT
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Yeah, well, just wait until the blockbuster musical comes around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:54 AM (6SyPK)
I had to look up the chick, so I won't mention her name.
Posted by: Uncle Kenny at November 29, 2019 11:54 AM (NkXaH)
So, they never stole a bathtub ?
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 11:54 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:50 AM (hku12)
Oh, ok. Have her bathed and sent to the waters of my home world.
A 1 on the scogg scale.
Posted by: RI Red at November 29, 2019 11:54 AM (Nq71V)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 29, 2019 11:49 AM (n4y+3)
What I love about these idiots is that they act like we MAKE them make the movies they do. Like Hollowwood is only rayciss and antigay because we won't let them make stuff us normies won't buy.
And Tom Cruiser won't come out of the closet because WE'RE bigots.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 11:55 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 29, 2019 11:55 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at November 29, 2019 11:53 AM (S+f+m)
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The guy from Revenge of the Nerds and ER?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 29, 2019 11:56 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 11:56 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: OregonMuse
That really was an excellent movie, which is high praise because I generally can't stand either Kevin Costner or Woody Harrelson. They both brought their A games, though. Naturally, HWood and the Oscars / Emmys will ignore it.
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2019 11:56 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at November 29, 2019 11:53 AM (S+f+m)
He was good in Revenge of the Nerds. RIP.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 11:56 AM (1CjJc)
That VOX ... is unbelievably stupid. ... it's a real thing, and exemplifies what the public school system
generates ...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2019 11:42 AM (LpdKl)
Edited for clarity.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 11:56 AM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 11:56 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: JT at November 29, 2019 11:56 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 11:53 AM (ZCEU2)
Clearly a Communist who was protesting the Evil Capitalistic Black Friday!
Posted by: If Schiff were on AOS at November 29, 2019 11:56 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:56 AM (O/X1S)
You got a fast car
But is it fast enough so we can fly away?
We gotta make a decision
We leave tonight or live and die this way
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 11:52 AM (6SyPK)
'For My Lover' from that same album is a better depiction of B and C, sung from the perspective of a love-struck woman in police interrogation room who will not flip on her psychotic, criminal boyfriend.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 11:56 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 11:57 AM (NgKpN)
Mom would sometimes chase us kids out when Pap would join the discussion. Family rumor has it that he ran 'shine with that nasty crowd until Gran settled him down.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 29, 2019 11:57 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 11:58 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2019 11:56 AM (T6t7i)
Harrelson's dumbshit leftism doesn't change the fact that he's a very, very good actor.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 11:58 AM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 11:58 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 11:59 AM (trdmm)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 11:59 AM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at November 29, 2019 11:53 AM (S+f+m)
Yes.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 11:59 AM (zGtXn)
Harrelson's dumbshit leftism doesn't change the fact that he's a very, very good actor.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 11:58 AM (zGtXn)
He surprised me by how good he was in Midway.
Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 12:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 29, 2019 11:40 AM (aS1PU)
Same country, same era, but no, sorry, it's a miss.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:00 PM (zGtXn)
The Black Woman Who Biked Across the US Alone During the 1930s Jim Crow Era
https://bit.ly/2R18edh
CAVEAT LECTOR: Link to Vice under the Identity banner.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Gem at November 29, 2019 12:00 PM (65i3Q)
'For My Lover' from that same album is a better depiction of B and C, sung from the perspective of a love-struck woman in police interrogation room who will not flip on her psychotic, criminal boyfriend.
Posted by: OregonMuse
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*adds to the mounting evidence that OM isn't really 29*
I find it disturbing that you can recollect those lyrics. Also...not sure it would be a 'boy' friend, in her case.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 12:01 PM (6SyPK)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 29, 2019 12:01 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 29, 2019 12:01 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 29, 2019 12:01 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 11:59 AM (trdmm)
( *cough* )earlydrwho( *cough* )
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:02 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2019 12:02 PM (T6t7i)
There is absolutely no room in the perfect society for hoplophobes.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the bear to keep and arm rights at November 29, 2019 12:02 PM (ECLlc)
I would say that Steven Scott Acimovic is a troll, but I can also imagine some Associate Professor at a third-tier urban university saying it as well.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 29, 2019 12:02 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 29, 2019 12:01 PM (y7DUB)
You bet!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:02 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Anachronda at November 29, 2019 12:02 PM (kf5Ci)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 29, 2019 12:02 PM (1XNk8)
imagine some Associate Professor at a third-tier urban university saying
it as well.
Embrace...and etc.
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2019 12:03 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 12:03 PM (2DOZq)
Reports that some in Iz'rl drawing up a plan to aggressively roll up Iranian network in Syria while Tehran reels under the non-stop blows it's taking. Might be exciting, and difficult. Meanwhile Lebanon might end up the most spectacular/unfortunate, and difficult, part of the picture.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2019 12:04 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at November 29, 2019 12:04 PM (S+f+m)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2019 12:04 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 12:01 PM (6SyPK)
You actually did a good job yourself, remembering the 'Fast Car' lyrics.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:04 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Infidel
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Ford. Has to be, because anything else would untrue to the reality of events. Oh, wait...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 12:05 PM (6SyPK)
*******
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Encased In Carbonite Until Next Court Session | The Babylon Bee
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 29, 2019 12:05 PM (BqBId)
Great story! Thanks for that.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 12:05 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:05 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 29, 2019 12:05 PM (n40zw)
Posted by: OregonMuse
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Only the theme, had to peek for the literal lyric.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 12:06 PM (6SyPK)
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2019 12:02 PM (T6t7i)
Yes, that was my jam. Gay Sebastian was my huge teenage crush. Sad! :-)
Posted by: Gem at November 29, 2019 12:06 PM (65i3Q)
He was very convincing as a low life scumbag in No Country For Old Men.
I cheered when he was shot.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2019 12:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2019 12:06 PM (M7snF)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2019 12:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 12:07 PM (UUBmN)
"Comrade Alinskii's Rules suck when they are misapplied!
The Conservatives are ignoring the "Muh Principles" Rule if they dare to laugh at liberals!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 12:07 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2019 12:04 PM (QDnY+)
And if they approach Assad correctly? or even better, approach the RUSSIANs correctly, with a promise to withdraw when done?
Note, some in Washington are squeaking about Trump holding back aid from Lebanon.
Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 12:07 PM (NgKpN)
Heh, how many people even know what that is? I remember the smell.
Posted by: Infidel
You are thinking of the spirit duplicators--the ones with the purple print used in school rooms and diner menus.
Mimeographs used black ink and didn't have that wonderful, euphoria inducing odor.
I was a technician for Standard Duplicator, AB Dick and Roneo for a number of years and that truly makes me a dinosaur.
Posted by: Gov. Ralph Northam at November 29, 2019 12:07 PM (weV3+)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 29, 2019 11:49 AM (n4y+3)
Well, not if you make it all about racial injustice forcing them to do their criminal acts. Kind of like Thelma and Louise was all about the evils of the patriarchy.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:07 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 29, 2019 12:08 PM (weV3+)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 12:08 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 29, 2019 12:02 PM (1XNk
Sorry, no.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:05 PM (zGtXn)
Right, Emma Samms was good looking.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:08 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 29, 2019 12:06 PM (M7snF)
And there it is! Did you recognize her, or did you have to look her up?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:09 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2019 12:09 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 12:09 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 11:53 AM (ZCEU2)
Stupid terrorist, no virgins. Had he used his bomb, he might have succeeded in killing some people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 29, 2019 12:09 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 29, 2019 12:07 PM (UUBmN)
Better, he is advocating a total breakdown of Natural Rights. Property, unlawful search and seizure, right to a trial...
The exact thing the second amendment was there to help protect against.
Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 12:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 12:10 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Upon returning it they said they loved it but they didn't get the scene where the class all holds their mimeographs up to their noses! I had to explain it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 29, 2019 12:10 PM (1XNk8)
I cheered when he was shot.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Do you have any idea how crazy you are?
Posted by: Carson Welles at November 29, 2019 12:11 PM (Ee+Sn)
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)
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I read it too. Excellent book.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 29, 2019 12:11 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 12:11 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Hobo With A Bucket at November 29, 2019 12:11 PM (Q8zxO)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Santa, aka St. Nickolas.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 12:12 PM (dEvh1)
This bothers me deeply
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 29, 2019 12:12 PM (n40zw)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:08 PM (hku12)
Are you serious? I googled up some images, she looks awfully weatherbeaten, like she's been ridden hard and put away wet.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:12 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 12:09 PM (ZCEU2)
Please give way to your new muslham overlords, for this is the new normal.
We're here. We're murderous. Get used to it.
Posted by: Sadiq Kahn at November 29, 2019 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 12:12 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 29, 2019 11:49 AM (n4y+3)
Well, not if you make it all about racial injustice forcing them to do their criminal acts. Kind of like Thelma and Louise was all about the evils of the patriarchy.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:07 PM (zGtXn)
Speaking of which, I finally watched "Kingsman" the other day. Why did you people not tell me about this sooner.
Not only did they have a black guy as the villain, his motive was that nobody is doing enough to stave off globull warmening.
There's also a couple scenes that show the back of the head of the President of the United States... you'll never guess which one.
I'd put this one on a list of top Subversively Conservative movies.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:12 PM (hku12)
I was kinda young, I realize now, to not properly appreciate the likes of Bonnie and Clyde, and Easy Rider. And by appreciate I mean consider them disheartening dreck and I'd like my cost of admission back.
I seem to recall I did like Michael J Pollard, though, even in B&C. (Maybe just because I remembered him from Star Trek.) RIP, Pollard, forever frozen under the sidewalk with Bill Murray.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the beat goes on at November 29, 2019 12:13 PM (ECLlc)
roast turkey - turkey sandwiches
mashed potatoes - hashed browns
michael bloomberg - toast
Posted by: mjc at November 29, 2019 12:13 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 12:13 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 12:13 PM (ZCEU2)
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Marc Martel - Little Drummer Boy (Official Music Video) - YouTube
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Still believe Marc Martel is Freddie Mercury's son
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 29, 2019 12:13 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2019 12:13 PM (ZLI7S)
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I've said that many times when Mr.Black and I pull that one out to watch...."kids today would have no idea why they're doing that! Btw, that was an awesome smell. Fresh off the printer, still kinda wet and cold, although that doesn't describe it well.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 29, 2019 12:13 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:12 PM (zGtXn)
Oooh....I was a HUGE Emma Sams fan back in the day. She was gorgeous.
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:08 PM (hku12)
Are you serious? I googled up some images, she looks awfully weatherbeaten, like she's been ridden hard and put away wet.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:12 PM (zGtXn)
Was = past tense.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:14 PM (hku12)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Santa, aka St. Nickolas.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 12:12 PM (dEvh1)
/buzzer sounds
Sorry you loose! You don't even win a version of our home game.
Whoopie played Santa in a movie once.
Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 12:14 PM (NgKpN)
Written by some old white guy so who cares.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 29, 2019 12:14 PM (1XNk8)
As someone said over at Insty, what do you want to be the idiots at Vox don't know Bonnie and Clyde were real?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 29, 2019 12:13 PM (Boy/L)
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snopes.com rates this as mostly true AND mostly false.
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 12:14 PM (WqPYg)
Except for the portrayal of the Southern racist church goers clinging to the Bible and prejudices.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 12:14 PM (2DOZq)
Speaking of which, I finally watched "Kingsman" the other day. Why did you people not tell me about this sooner.
actual conversation i had with mrs. chronda after seeing "kingsman":
mrs. chronda: i liked it, except for the part where peoples' heads exploded. what was your favorite part?
me (slowly): the part where peoples' heads exploded.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 29, 2019 12:15 PM (kf5Ci)
Posted by: MHK at November 29, 2019 12:15 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anachronda at November 29, 2019 12:15 PM (kf5Ci)
Maybe I have to put this on my viewing list?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 12:16 PM (BiNEL)
I was kinda young, I realize now, to not properly appreciate the likes of Bonnie and Clyde, and Easy Rider. And by appreciate I mean consider them disheartening dreck and I'd like my cost of admission back.
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Congratulate yourself for not having seen 'Dirty Mary and Crazy Larry' or 'The legend of Billy Jack'.
Posted by: Carson Welles at November 29, 2019 12:16 PM (Ee+Sn)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 29, 2019 12:16 PM (QDnY+)
The rabbit-holing of historical perspective. The left has been wildly successful at this.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 29, 2019 12:16 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2019 12:17 PM (89T5c)
Dear Vox.
You stupid.
Sincerely,
Sponge of the FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 12:11 PM (2DOZq)
I know what you're talking about, I hear the same voice, but it doesn't bother me. Probably because he's way older now and hardly looks anything like that character any more.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:18 PM (zGtXn)
Except for the portrayal of the Southern racist church goers clinging to the Bible and prejudices.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 12:14 PM (2DOZq)
No, you may have missed it, but they were essentially the Westboro Baptist wackos.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:18 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 12:18 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2019 12:19 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Santa, aka St. Nickolas.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 12:12 PM (dEvh1)
Not in my hood, lol. The other day I saw a life-size blow-mold nativity set where everyone is brown - except for one white magus. I personally thought that was hilarious.
Posted by: Gem at November 29, 2019 12:19 PM (65i3Q)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 12:19 PM (trdmm)
I'd put this one on a list of top Subversively Conservative movies.
Posted by: BurtTC
The one with Barky servicing Reggie?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 29, 2019 12:20 PM (dEvh1)
No idea who the female pic is, but the male is Anthony Edwards, back
around the time he was in an excellent remake of "The Scarlet Pimpernel"
with Jane Seymour. Eye candy for everyone.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at November 29, 2019 11:53 AM (S+f+m)
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He'd lost a lot of hair by the time he played Goose in Top Gun.
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 12:20 PM (WqPYg)
--just to be on the safe side and cover all the bases--
starring Rachel Donezal and Shaun King.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the beat goes on at November 29, 2019 12:20 PM (ECLlc)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 29, 2019 12:21 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2019 12:21 PM (wo3c/)
Posted by: Anachronda at November 29, 2019 12:15 PM (kf5Ci)
Maybe I have to put this on my viewing list?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 12:16 PM (BiNEL)
Good idea.
For the rest of you, no more spoilers here. It's worth having stuff in the movie happen without prior knowledge on the part of the viewer.
I will say this though, I've never before had this much RESPECT for Swedish princesses.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:21 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 29, 2019 12:17 PM (89T5c)
It's great. I know there's a sequel, but have not seen.
Posted by: Gem at November 29, 2019 12:21 PM (65i3Q)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:18 PM (zGtXn)
I can't get past the fact that Woody's father was a contract killer who assassinated a Federal judge, and Woody has always defended him. I don't forgive him for that and won't watch anything he's in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 12:22 PM (trdmm)
--just to be on the safe side and cover all the bases--
starring Rachel Donezal and Shaun King.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Spews day drinking beverage everywhere.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 12:22 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 12:12 PM (trdmm)
No, it isn't.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:22 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at November 29, 2019 12:22 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
Santa, aka St. Nickolas.
________________
I've seen quite a few black Santas. Never have seen an Asian one though.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 29, 2019 12:23 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 12:23 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 12:11 PM (2DOZq)
I know what you're talking about, I hear the same voice, but it doesn't bother me. Probably because he's way older now and hardly looks anything like that character any more.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:18 PM (zGtXn)
Needs to be noted: Woody's actual dad was a real life genuine scumbag killer.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:24 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Tom Servo
And a smug, psychotic one at that.
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2019 12:24 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 12:25 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 12:23 PM (trdmm)
Except isn't that essentially what a James Bond movie is?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:25 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 12:22 PM (trdmm)
Wow. I did not know this.
Charles Voyde Harrelson was an American organized crime figure who was convicted of assassinating federal judge John H. Wood Jr., the first federal judge to have been killed in the 20th century. He was the father of actor Woody Harrelson.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Harrelson
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:26 PM (zGtXn)
No. Bond is more aimed at 16 year olds.
Whore moans.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2019 12:28 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at November 29, 2019 12:28 PM (4q/mG)
Homeschool, homeschool, homeschool.
Did I mention HOMESCHOOL?
Posted by: GWB at November 29, 2019 12:28 PM (VM0fq)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 29, 2019 12:29 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2019 12:29 PM (e/H31)
It's termites.
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 12:30 PM (Gi44W)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 29, 2019 12:31 PM (2qPhT)
Ok Morons. Mark your calendars. ...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
**chisels line in cell wall**
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2019 12:31 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:18 PM (zGtXn)
I can't get past the fact that Woody's father was a contract killer who assassinated a Federal judge, and Woody has always defended him. I don't forgive him for that and won't watch anything he's in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 12:22 PM (trdmm)
Oops! Beat me to it.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:32 PM (hku12)
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It's definitely more campy than Bond but I though it was fun.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 12:32 PM (+y/Ru)
It's termites.
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 12:30 PM (Gi44W)
That's actually a better analogy. Now I wish I had used it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:33 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 12:33 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 12:22 PM (trdmm)
There's nothing about Woody that I consider positive.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 29, 2019 12:33 PM (y7DUB)
Find it amusing actually
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 12:33 PM (ZCEU2)
More campy than Diamonds Are Forever?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2019 12:33 PM (ZLI7S)
who assassinated a Federal judge, and Woody has always defended him.<<<
Well, I for one, would like to thank marijuana for Woody's lack of motivation, conviction and dedication to the family trade.
Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2019 12:34 PM (wo3c/)
https://realclimatescience.com/2019/11/jurassic-extinction-rebellion/
Posted by: rah at November 29, 2019 12:34 PM (QGdgs)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:24 PM (hku12)
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I loved Woody on Cheers, but couldn't watch him after walking out of the movie "Natural Born Killers" -- not his fault really (maybe his portrayal was too realistic), I blame Oliver Stone.
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 12:34 PM (WqPYg)
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Well, at least he wasn't a congressman.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)
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No. Bond is more aimed at 16 year olds.
Whore moans.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2019 12:28 PM (ZLI7S)
Bond movies seem more cartoonish to me. Focus on the silly gadgetry, and while this one had the gadgets, they were actually used more realistically. If that makes any sense.
Good fight scenes, with good camera work to keep it from getting too jumbled and chaotic.
And I can't stress enough... the BAD guy, is a rich guy who thinks he's the good guy, and the solution to the planet's problems is to kill off as many humans as possible.
Just. Like. Real. Life.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:36 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 12:37 PM (ZCEU2)
1. CNN wants Epstein's murder to vanish as quickly as possible.
2. CNN aspires to Trump supporters the same behavior the Progtards display towards their leaders.
3. Hollywood thinks image of Black America supported by doing blackface version of infamous nihilist bank robbers.
4. Zuckerberg is a frickin' hypocrite like all Blue bubble wealthy.
5. Bloomberg ignores Hong Kong to kiss PRC ass in hopes of under the table "donations". Have fun winning Red State votes, man.
6. Steven Scott Acimovic will come running to his hated gun owner neighbors (assuming he has any) when the zombie apocalypse (real or figurative) begins. Then he will wonder why he's then left to the zombies.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 29, 2019 12:37 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 12:39 PM (aKsyK)
That's President Dolittle, please. 'Midway' was my position on gay marriage.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 29, 2019 12:39 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 12:39 PM (XzVUd)
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HUGE: Strzok-Page Texts Were Not Unearthed by Sharp FBI Investigative Work - Strzok's Angry and Scorned Wife Turned Him In After Finding Texts on His Phone!
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 29, 2019 12:39 PM (BqBId)
Things we learned today.
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7. Woody Harrelson's father worked as a hitter for the Clinton Crime Syndicate (okay, I might have made that last part up).
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 12:39 PM (WqPYg)
The Google punk child that writes the algorithms is working on the exploding head thing, but for now they are satisfied with their social credit score secret system, covertly destroying the lives of the WrongThinkers. (guess who the WrongThinkers are, in the mind of the college brainwashed young programmer's mind)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 12:39 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 12:40 PM (xZjNZ)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:24 PM (hku12)
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I loved Woody on Cheers, but couldn't watch him after walking out of the movie "Natural Born Killers" -- not his fault really (maybe his portrayal was too realistic), I blame Oliver Stone.
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 12:34 PM (WqPYg)
I hated that movie. I wouldn't call Harrelson's portrayal realistic. The whole thing was an exercise in violence porn.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:40 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 12:41 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 12:41 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2019 12:41 PM (oVJmc)
FBI Investigative Work - Strzok's Angry and Scorned Wife Turned Him In
After Finding Texts on His Phone!
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 29, 2019 12:39 PM (BqBId)
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Scorned Traitors' Wives: Doing the Jobs that American Federal Investigators and Prosecutors Won't Do.
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 12:41 PM (WqPYg)
https://tinyurl.com/t94volw
https://tinyurl.com/r8tqnjz
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 29, 2019 12:42 PM (EMi53)
You would think he'd be enjoying the safety of the locker room while Jim Fowler takes care of that.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 29, 2019 12:42 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:40 PM (hku12)
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Exactly. I would have said "excessive gratuitous violence" -- but I like your term "violence porn" better.
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 12:42 PM (WqPYg)
I've been asking. Most college educated people don't know what Midway was, or who Dolittle was.
Rex Harrison or Eddie Murphy?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 12:43 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 12:43 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 12:41 PM (2DOZq)
Nevertheless, that's what it was.
There's certainly no reason for anyone else to take it personally.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:43 PM (hku12)
A) these people are an aberration and not real Christians
B) something external is making them this way, not christianity
So i didn't take it as anti Christian, more like using a bit of gymnastics to create a bogey man based on a widely known trope
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 12:43 PM (6FeV1)
That's your opinion not a fact. Sorry but you don't speak for me.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 12:44 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 29, 2019 12:44 PM (pwU+e)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 12:39 PM (Cus5s)
.... Patriots fans?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 12:45 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 29, 2019 12:45 PM (HaL55)
It was a BAR that assisted in stopping Bonnie and Clyde
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 12:43 PM (ZCEU2)
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Not sure what BAR means, but I read a great biography of the former Texas Ranger who nailed them called "Texas Ranger: The Epic Life of Frank Hamer, the Man Who Killed Bonnie and Clyde.""
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 12:45 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 12:46 PM (aKsyK)
JJ had the link earlier, about FBI having gone the way of the CIA, protect their own first and foremost, which means serving DeepState. (Codevilla at American Greatness). So much of the exposure of DeepState has come from private efforts, (Veritas, various FOIA efforts, true whistle blowers who get attacked) ... and the FBI/CIA seem to still be running the coup.
The soft side of the coup is the "mistakes were made" and the #2weeks constant obstruction and delay. tick tock
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 12:46 PM (Cus5s)
bonnie and clyde - birth of the anti-hero
the wild bunch - birth of cynical violence porn
Posted by: mjc at November 29, 2019 12:46 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 12:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 12:33 PM (O/X1S
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Change.org. Anyone can do it. In the case of what I'm doing, it'll require Congressional action, so the petition is simply to show popular support. Not binding in any way.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2019 12:46 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at November 29, 2019 12:28 PM (4q/mG)
The entire reason Harrelson made that movie was to put out a mass market homage to his father. He didn't just "channel" him, he did everything he could to glorify him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 12:46 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 29, 2019 12:46 PM (w7KSn)
That's your opinion not a fact. Sorry but you don't speak for me.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 12:44 PM (2DOZq)
No, you're just wrong.
Have at it though, I never get in the way of someone who wants to get their offended over such nonsense.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:46 PM (hku12)
Prolly says you kicked the dog. Yelled a kids on the lawn. Paid water bill late.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 12:48 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 12:48 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 12:48 PM (2DOZq)
yes, the film is very otter friendly, yikes,
Posted by: gaius martius at November 29, 2019 12:48 PM (hMlTh)
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 12:45 PM (WqPYg)
AceCorp, L.L.C., will be expecting all extant copies of your Moron Card to be posted to corporate headquarters with postmark no later than 29 November, current year.
Thank you for your prompt compliance.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 12:48 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Violence porn does not have to be gratuitous. There's a movie I saw on TV 40 years ago, which exemplifies this. I don't remember the name of the movie but the final scene portrays two characters driving down the road, with the passenger in the car dying of brain damage. The penultimate (more-or-less) scene shows him being repeatedly kicked in the head. I saw it first on a channel which showed uncut movies and later on one of the major networks, cut. The cut version was a complete waste. I don't think I watched the whole movie either time --- not my taste but I was living in a dorm and everyone hung out in the lounge (beer fridge) on Saturday nights if nothing better was going on.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 12:49 PM (XzVUd)
Woody Harrelson's father was ratted out by his wife, Woody Harrelson's mother, in the murder of Judge John H. Wood Jr.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 29, 2019 12:49 PM (EMi53)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 12:50 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2019 12:50 PM (1+J19)
1. It's more a James Bond movie than both Timothy Dalton and half the Daniel Craig films.
2. The British gent is held up to be the secret of success in the world, not some gin-swilling Cockney on welfare, or a Cambridge graduate soy boy who opposes Brexit.
3. The gadgets are great and are all relevant to story situations.
4. Bond dream girls who know a hero when they meet one, and act in kind.
5. Acting on moral principle tops everything else in the story.
6. The villain is Samuel L Jackson playing the wet dream billionaire the Blue Bubble Global Elites love...and then he betrays them in the end, because he's not sharing.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 29, 2019 12:50 PM (W+kMI)
This bothers me deeply
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 29, 2019 12:12 PM (n40zw)
Or why Midway was such an important strategic asset.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2019 12:50 PM (+X43N)
Again your opinion but you do you.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 12:48 PM (2DOZq)
Yes, my opinion is that you are being silly.
You pretending a movie's portrayal was something it wasn't, that's just you being factually incorrect.
I can help you understand the difference, if you need me to.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:51 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 12:51 PM (gmo/4)
249 No knock raids on gun owners will happen within next 10 years.
Prolly says you kicked the dog. Yelled a kids on the lawn. Paid water bill late.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 12:48 PM (JFO2v)
Only certain gun owners. Can't have the Bolsheviks disarmed.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 29, 2019 12:51 PM (pwU+e)
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2019 12:52 PM (2+pU9)
I've been cranking out the yokes this whole long weekend, and wondering if maybe no one could see my comments (it's how things go sometimes, I know), because, little to no response.
This makes up for all that in a my work here is done way.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the beat goes down at November 29, 2019 12:52 PM (ECLlc)
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 12:51 PM (gmo/4)
That seems right.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 12:53 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Skip a
Just had a turkey sammich. That is next on the list.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 12:53 PM (O/X1S)
Browning Automatic Rifle
Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 29, 2019 12:46 PM (w7KSn)
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Ah, thanks. In the book I referenced about Frank Hamer (he deserves to have a biopic about his life made), the author cracked me up when talking about the "Tommy Gun" -- he called it "The Gun That Made The 20's Roar."
A tagline popped into my head for Trump's reelection in 2020 that I'll put in my nic starting January 1: "Make The 20's Roar Again!"
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 12:53 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 12:45 PM (WqPYg)
That book gives a really fascinating history of Texas in the early 1900s. Whooeee, talk about the wild west!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:54 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2019 12:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 12:55 PM (O/X1S)
copies of your Moron Card to be posted to corporate headquarters with
postmark no later than 29 November, current year.
Thank you for your prompt compliance.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 12:48 PM (6FeV1)
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* hangs head in shame *
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 12:55 PM (WqPYg)
--just to be on the safe side and cover all the bases--
starring Rachel Donezal and Shaun King.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Spews day drinking beverage everywhere.
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 12:22 PM (O/X1S)
Thundershart and Whitening
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 12:55 PM (JFO2v)
Wish I had one.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 29, 2019 12:55 PM (w7KSn)
Looks great, shoots straight.
https://tinyurl.com/tcera7j
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at November 29, 2019 12:55 PM (EMi53)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 12:49 PM (XzVUd)
Sounds like the clint eastwood movie thunderbolt and lightfoot from the 70s. The guy who kept getting kicked in the head was jeff bridges.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:56 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)
who assassinated a Federal judge, and Woody has always defended him"
Woody's dad probably had very bad motives, idk. But when Prez AOC's stacked SCOTUS rules that total gun confiscation is "constitutional" ... it will be (past) time for precision targeting of enemies ...
not sure just where (Hawaiian style) judges fall on the list of totalitarian thugs, and I'd prefer we turn the tide before that, but ... tick tock.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 29, 2019 12:56 PM (Cus5s)
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Violence porn does not have to be gratuitous. There's a movie I saw on TV 40 years ago, which exemplifies this. I don't remember the name of the movie but the final scene portrays two characters driving down the road, with the passenger in the car dying of brain damage. The penultimate (more-or-less) scene shows him being repeatedly kicked in the head. I saw it first on a channel which showed uncut movies and later on one of the major networks, cut. The cut version was a complete waste. I don't think I watched the whole movie either time --- not my taste but I was living in a dorm and everyone hung out in the lounge (beer fridge) on Saturday nights if nothing better was going on.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 12:49 PM (XzVUd)
I think the gratuitousness of it would be the point of difference between "violence porn" and violence used in a film for the purpose of telling the story.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 12:56 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Catwrangler2000 at November 29, 2019 12:57 PM (HRpOT)
Wish I had one.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 29, 2019 12:55 PM (w7KSn)
https://www.auto-ordnance.com/
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 12:57 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 12:57 PM (JFO2v)
For movies that portray the Thug Life 4 Ever and do it better, watch New Jack City, Dead Presidents, and Clockers.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 29, 2019 12:57 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 12:57 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Anachronda at November 29, 2019 12:15 PM (kf5Ci)
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Haha. I watched that movie on a flight somewhere, and the woman sitting next to me was in shock, mouth agape, at the final scene. One of my sons was across the aisle from me watching the same thing and threw a high five at me. I think that terrified her more. LOL
Posted by: IrishEi at November 29, 2019 12:58 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 29, 2019 12:58 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2019 12:54 PM (oVJmc)
...aaand Danger UXB is the connection. Very good!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:58 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 29, 2019 12:58 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I'm Going To Hell For This at November 29, 2019 11:48 AM (hku12)
Or Best Buys, after a power outrage or a traffic stop in the ghetto on a hot summer night.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 12:58 PM (Ee+Sn)
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2019 12:58 PM (2+pU9)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 29, 2019 12:58 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Catwrangler2000 at November 29, 2019 12:57 PM (HRpOT)
I would pay cash money to see Malcolm X played by a trans man!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 12:59 PM (JFO2v)
Ah, yes. Eastwood was popular in our dorm. That would explain why I watched (some of) it. It's going to take me some time to forget the name of the movie again now.
Another one I watched that year was The Mechanic (Charles Bronson). I found that mild by comparison but the version I watched was probably edited for TV.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 12:59 PM (XzVUd)
I heard the same thing about the exodus of hookers from Venezuela. The Columbian and Ecuadoran whores are pissed because the refugees are undercutting the regular price.
Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 12:59 PM (Jgzxr)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 12:54 PM (zGtXn)
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Indeed. And of the border wars. My wife was raised in Texas and she enjoyed the book, especially that history that she hadn't learned in school (I think they at least used to teach high school students in Texas a lot of Texas history).
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 01:00 PM (WqPYg)
Really bad until they put a suppressor on it. You'd be shooting the ceiling a second after pulling the trigger.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 01:00 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Catwrangler2000 at November 29, 2019 12:57 PM (HRpOT)
*cough* "The Blind Side" *cough*
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 01:00 PM (hku12)
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And the music.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 01:00 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: gaius martius at November 29, 2019 01:00 PM (hMlTh)
It's even worse than that. Clyde was apparently set off at least in part by being homosexually raped in jail, but mentioning that nowadays is streng verboten, because all homos are delightful and harmless.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:00 PM (Ee+Sn)
I heard the same thing about the exodus of hookers from Venezuela. The Columbian and Ecuadoran whores are pissed because the refugees are undercutting the regular price.
Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 12:59 PM (Jgzxr)
25 million bolivars same as el centro
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 01:01 PM (JFO2v)
A Shot In the Dark is on TCM. Funny plus Elke Sommer.
looks like today is pink panther day on tcm. unfortunately, i have things to do; like bills that i've been putting off for a bit too long.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 29, 2019 01:01 PM (kf5Ci)
just saw harrelson in a p.s.a. with a teenage pop singer in full greta mode, grimly commanding young people demonstrate, go on strike and reduce their carbon footprint over the climate apocalypse.
i'm sure he believes he's inner party by now, with all the perks, exclusions and benefits.
Posted by: mjc at November 29, 2019 01:02 PM (Pg+x7)
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Probably Funkytown.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 01:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Really bad until they put a suppressor on it. You'd be shooting the ceiling a second after pulling the trigger.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 01:00 PM (2DOZq)
easier to control than a MAC10. it fires from an open bolt
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 01:02 PM (JFO2v)
dayum!
https://www.auto-ordnance.com/trump-thompson/
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 12:57 PM (JFO2v)
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Sweet!
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 01:03 PM (WqPYg)
between "violence porn" and violence used in a film for the purpose of
telling the story.
I consider them independent. Violence used for telling a story can be off-screen and minimal. It doesn't bother me to hear that something happened but I dislike the experience.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 01:03 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2019 12:58 PM (2+pU9)
I keep seeing people here talk about how much they liked the Midway movie.
But I hear elsewhere people saying, even though the action was spectacular, it was crep, with tripe dialogue and insipid portrayals of real life people.
It's a Roland Emmerich film, so I'm inclined to believe the latter.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 01:03 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2019 01:04 PM (wo3c/)
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It took the various state agencies a little time, but once they got coordinated enough to follow some leads, the gang got taken down fairly quickly. These days they wouldn't have lasted half a year, 'cause Bonnie would have been posting all over social media, and the electric pointers would have resulted in a massive FBI and state/local police takedown that bagged all of them at once.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 29, 2019 01:04 PM (W+kMI)
Figures. I feel better now.
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2019 01:04 PM (2+pU9)
Nobody cuts six foot off a good tow chain.
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 01:04 PM (Gi44W)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 01:04 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: gaius martius at November 29, 2019 01:05 PM (hMlTh)
Posted by: MichiCanuck at November 29, 2019 01:05 PM (qGl81)
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 29, 2019 01:05 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 01:02 PM (JFO2v)
They had the 9mm and .380 Macs on Gunny Time. Rate of fire for the .380 was 1400 rounds minute. One spit and the 30 round mag is gone.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 01:05 PM (2DOZq)
And while Dunaway's clothes were whatever, my eyes were inexorably drawn to the unfettered shapes and colors translucently shown behind them. Hand to Biden!
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 01:05 PM (dQ1sa)
At around 950 the statistical iq of the entire country drops 1 standard deviation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 01:06 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:00 PM (Ee+Sn)
Always fashionably dressed, too.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 01:06 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 12:57 PM (JFO2v)
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Sweet!
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 01:03 PM (WqPYg)
Tried to ignore but made me look. LOL.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 01:06 PM (XzVUd)
...aaand Danger UXB is the connection. Very good!
Posted by: OregonMuse
I liked that show. Haven't seen it since it first aired.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 01:06 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:00 PM (Ee+Sn)
Charlie Manson liked to shock his new followers by performing oral sex on male members, with the supposed reason of demonstrating how open and free he was.
Needless to say, Charlie had his own prior experience with gay sex, on both ends of it.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 01:07 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 01:07 PM (6FeV1)
At around 950 the statistical iq of the entire country drops 1 standard deviation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 01:06 PM (JFO2v)
Which is why I have to be careful about assigning high values.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 01:07 PM (zGtXn)
Nobody cuts six foot off a good tow chain.
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 01:04 PM (Gi44W)
It was that plastic pool chain to separate deep from shallow end!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 01:07 PM (JFO2v)
https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o- t-lounge/besides-squats-any-suggestions- on-helping-me-get-my-nieces-thighs-bigger/87030587/
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 29, 2019 01:07 PM (VIoev)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:08 PM (Ee+Sn)
How else can you make a movie about a kill-crazy filicidal cannibal dictator?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 29, 2019 01:08 PM (e/H31)
here's a pic of Dilys (wanting that wedding ring) from Hill
https://tinyurl.com/swlyj98
Posted by: mallfly the peach of poughkipsee at November 29, 2019 01:08 PM (YG34V)
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The Conservative Case For Black Friday Brawling
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 01:09 PM (+y/Ru)
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Figures. I feel better now.
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2019 01:04 PM (2+pU9)
About the best thing one can say about Roland Emmerich movies is they're generally not as bad as Michael Bay movies.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 01:09 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Archer at November 29, 2019 12:41 PM (gmo/4)
--Not crazy about the wimpy version of "Wayfaring Stranger" accompanying the trailer.
I'm sure Hollywood will cock it up, but I've heard War Horse was pretty good.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 01:09 PM (xZjNZ)
At around 950 the statistical iq of the entire country drops 1 standard deviation.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 01:06 PM (JFO2v)
Which is why I have to be careful about assigning high values.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 01:07 PM (zGtXn)
What we really need is common sense stupidity control.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 01:09 PM (JFO2v)
All depends on context.
Yup. I can tolerate a lot more explicit violence if it's really necessary and the underlying topic is of interest.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 01:11 PM (XzVUd)
I hate how Hollywood has ruined the movies for me. I'd like to see Ford vs Ferrari or Midway, but I can't stand Matt Damon and don't want to give money to people I can't stand and are assisting in the destruction of my country.
Ford vs Midway with all tranny cast
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 01:11 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 01:09 PM (xZjNZ)
I loathed War Horse.
De gustibus, et cetera, i guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 01:11 PM (6FeV1)
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Perfect role for Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 29, 2019 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 01:06 PM (XzVUd)
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"You will one day regret that decision, comrade." -- Bob from the Red-Flag PreThoughtCrime Unit (formerly the NSA)
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 01:11 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 01:11 PM (aKsyK)
It ain't just the horses that'll be prancing....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 01:12 PM (6FeV1)
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Du darfst nie mehr von mir geh'n!
Posted by: Don't Hassel the Hoff at November 29, 2019 01:13 PM (Q8zxO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2019 01:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 01:07 PM (6FeV1)
Speaking of, here's a nice little vid about the Inuit...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s6VfSOuZpQ
Sam O'Nella Academy. The guy is a hoot. Pretty informative too.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 01:13 PM (hku12)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 01:13 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 01:13 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 01:09 PM (JFO2v)
What we REALLY need is a stupidity tax. California alone could pay off the national debt in a month or two.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:14 PM (Ee+Sn)
De gustibus, et cetera, i guess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 01:11 PM (6FeV1)
--What was bad about it?
I want to know in case I'm tempted to watch it. . . .
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 01:14 PM (xZjNZ)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 29, 2019 01:14 PM (tzo15)
Most of Zahler's movies do.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 01:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 01:14 PM (xZjNZ)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 01:13 PM (ZCEU2)
He heard the phrase "gloriously naked" and popped right awake.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 01:15 PM (6FeV1)
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Yup. I can tolerate a lot more explicit violence if it's really necessary and the underlying topic is of interest.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 01:11 PM (XzVUd)
Recommended: Overlord
Not exactly what one might expect.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 01:15 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2019 01:15 PM (1i0I3)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 01:09 PM (JFO2v)
In America, in 2019?? Good luck with that!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 01:15 PM (zGtXn)
That VOX tweet or whatever the fuck it's called is unbelievably stupid.
If it's a real thing, and exemplifies what the public school system
generates,we will not survive as a free country.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 29, 2019 11:42 AM (LpdKl)"
..
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You seem to be implying that we have survived as a free nation up until this point.
I have to pretend I'm a moonbat at work now so the resident office snitches don't phone in a swat team on me (at least until we manage to move the fuck outta here). I'm not allowed to run my own business that doesn't hire them - the state will no-shit file charges - but they're free to openly discriminate against me. That doesn't sound very free to me.
I think all that remains to be seen is how big the shitshow is going to be when things fall apart.
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at November 29, 2019 01:15 PM (67XdO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 01:09 PM (JFO2v)
What we REALLY need is a stupidity tax. California alone could pay off the national debt in a month or two.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:14 PM (Ee+Sn)
We have a stupid tax. But liberals insist on handing out welfare, EBT, and free healthcare to fucking idiots. Pay for only 1 illegitimate baby and gal will stop giving pussy away like it was 1959.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 01:15 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 01:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 29, 2019 01:14 PM (tzo15)
--Sheeeeiiiiiit, he ran one during the Lions game yesterday.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 01:16 PM (xZjNZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2019 01:11 PM (aKsyK)
It ain't just the horses that'll be prancing....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 01:12 PM (6FeV1)
Allison, BorgWarner, Brinn, and others . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 29, 2019 01:16 PM (dQ1sa)
I want to know in case I'm tempted to watch it. . . .
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 01:14 PM (xZjNZ)
It was just a schlock-fest. That movie almost gave me diabetes and two cavities.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 01:16 PM (6FeV1)
The Texas Gov was a corrupt POS in real life.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 29, 2019 01:16 PM (tzo15)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:14 PM (Ee+Sn)
We've already got it, it's called the lottery.
the stupider you are, the more you pay.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 01:16 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 01:17 PM (1g7ch)
It's even worse than that. Clyde was apparently set off at least in part by being homosexually raped in jail, but mentioning that nowadays is streng verboten, because all homos are delightful and harmless.
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Clyde's statement that he'd rather die than return to prison was not gangsta rapper posing. He had been sent to Southern state prison in the late Twenties, of which type "The Defiant Ones" and "Cool Hand Luke" are the sanitized versions. He did hard labor as part of the hard time, and the guards beat him a lot. They didn't talk about predatory prison homo rape back then, but I've no doubt as young fresh meat he got that too, and then another beating from the guards for whining about it.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 29, 2019 01:18 PM (W+kMI)
Average age of this blog must be around 65 +/-.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 01:17 PM (1g7ch)
-6
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 01:18 PM (JFO2v)
https://twitter.com/ClimateAudit/status/1200250455571480577
Posted by: gaius martius at November 29, 2019 01:18 PM (hMlTh)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 01:19 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:14 PM (Ee+Sn)
We're about to find out, aren't we? With the pot tax?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 01:19 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 01:16 PM (6FeV1)
--Got it. Yeah, that's not what I want from a Great War movie.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 01:19 PM (xZjNZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2019 01:19 PM (1i0I3)
I keep seeing people here talk about how much they liked the Midway movie.
But I hear elsewhere people saying, even though the action was spectacular, it was crep, with tripe dialogue and insipid portrayals of real life people.
It's a Roland Emmerich film, so I'm inclined to believe the latter.
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I haven't seen it myself. And I haven't seen any comments here from anyone who's seen it. But at another page I frequent that has ties to World War 2 naval stuff, a few people said that they'd seen it and enjoyed it. They also mentioned that they were surprised it was as good as it is, given that Emmerich was involved with it.
My personal suspicion is that they rush things somewhat (the story really deserves more than two hours). Adding to that suspicion, I'm aware of one fudge in the film's events, and the fudge in question strikes me as something that was put in place specifically to help keep the movie down to a reasonable running time.
Posted by: junior at November 29, 2019 01:19 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: gaius martius at November 29, 2019 01:19 PM (hMlTh)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 01:19 PM (hku12)
Arguably the lottery is a stupidity tax, but a voluntary one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:20 PM (Ee+Sn)
Posted by: torabora at November 29, 2019 01:20 PM (Gi44W)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2019 01:07 PM (6FeV1)
When you get them out of the bear skin suits they look amazingly asian, like northern japan / kamchatka asian.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 01:20 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 01:21 PM (ZCEU2)
The Texas Gov was a corrupt POS in real life.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 29, 2019 01:16 PM (tzo15)
--Where is it? Netflix?
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 01:21 PM (xZjNZ)
The Texas Gov was a corrupt POS in real life.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 29, 2019 01:16 PM (tzo15)
Ma Ferguson! She and her husband, "Pa" Ferguson, were the early 20th Century prototypes for the Clintons. He was Governor about the time of WW1, was so corrupt that he got himself impeached and banned from all public office, so his political machine struck back and got his wive elected, so that Pa could go on running all the rackets he'd been kicked out of office for.
How did they get so much power? Reportedly they were always very generous with paying off the right people, and they paid off *everyone*.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 01:21 PM (trdmm)
Good one!
The amazing thing is that politicians say that with a straight face.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:21 PM (Ee+Sn)
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He can win Yellow Springs, Kent, and Oberlin. The rest of the Democrats will go for Warren or Biden, most like. But I'm thinking Ohio will be deeply red in 2020 and he won't even get noticed in the primary.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 29, 2019 01:22 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 01:22 PM (xZjNZ)
Posted by: corn and beans at November 29, 2019 01:23 PM (tkNkP)
And people wonder how Texas could have been a solid Democrat State for so long,
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 29, 2019 01:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:23 PM (Ee+Sn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 01:23 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 01:19 PM (hku12)
Arguably the lottery is a stupidity tax, but a voluntary one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:20 PM (Ee+Sn)
And proof, if anyone needs it, that the government will NOT stop spending more than it takes in, just because you give it more money.
That's like expecting a crack addict to say "oh no, none more for me, thanks."
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 01:24 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2019 01:24 PM (oVJmc)
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We're getting ads in North Texas as well.
He's a lying sack of shit. "TAX THE RICH AND FREE SHIT TO THE MIDDLE CLASS!!!"
"YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DOCTOR!!!!"
Fuck off and die in a horrible, fiery crash, asshole.
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 29, 2019 01:24 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 01:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:23 PM (Ee+Sn)
--A Hokie is predator to the Wahoo.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 01:25 PM (xZjNZ)
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That can be covered by a number of Chow Yun Fat films back in the day.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 29, 2019 01:25 PM (W+kMI)
It's all gravy and no leftovers, here! Happy holidays!
Posted by: Ruth Bader Gizzard at November 29, 2019 01:25 PM (wo3c/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:23 PM (Ee+Sn)
Nittany Lion's fuck little boys for decades and are forgiven for it.
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Everyone should know Pearl started it. And truthfully unless you want to discuss the evolution of American carrier doctrine, the Marshall Islands strikes can be skipped over.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2019 01:26 PM (1i0I3)
Posted by: corn and beans at November 29, 2019 01:23 PM (tkNkP)
The media said no one made it happen except God, the God they don't believe in except for that One Time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 01:27 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 01:23 PM (trdmm)
To some extent, but stupidity is a tensor quantity. Different people are stupid in different ways. Many California liberals are not stupid in the way that leads to lottery tickets, but stupid enough to vote for idiotic crap, such as HIGH. SPEED. RAIL. Also stupid enough to believe that the "homelessness" problem can be fixed by supplying the "homeless" with homes. Uh, no. They're druggies and lunatics, their domestic arrangements notwithstanding.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:28 PM (Ee+Sn)
Posted by: corn and beans at November 29, 2019 01:23 PM (tkNkP)
The photogs would crawl around the floor by Obama's feet to find the best perspective for a halo shot.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 01:28 PM (1g7ch)
--Every day you continue to live is evidence that god hates us.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 01:28 PM (xZjNZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2019 01:29 PM (1i0I3)
Posted by: Big V at November 29, 2019 01:29 PM (B06Zw)
--Where is it? Netflix?
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 01:21 PM (xZjNZ)
Yes.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at November 29, 2019 01:29 PM (zGtXn)
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 01:24 PM (v0R5T)
Depends on which one wins "rock paper scissors."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:29 PM (Ee+Sn)
Everyone should know Pearl started it. And truthfully unless you want to discuss the evolution of American carrier doctrine, the Marshall Islands strikes can be skipped over.
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No idea on the Marshall Islands.
I think I've heard that the Doolittle Raid was included because the Chinese like it and are familiar with it (since it embarrassed Japan early on, and the Raiders landed in China and escaped with Chinese assistance). And I don't think you can really include the Doolittle Raid without Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: junior at November 29, 2019 01:29 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: corn and beans at November 29, 2019 01:23 PM (tkNkP)
The photogs would crawl around the floor by Obama's feet to find the best perspective for a halo shot.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 01:28 PM (1g7ch)
--Tru dat. Those were not 'shopped; they were intentional. There was a website dedicated to studying the phenomenon, but the name escapes me.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 01:30 PM (xZjNZ)
Posted by: JAS at November 29, 2019 12:59 PM (Jgzxr)
You mean it's NOT the same as in town?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 29, 2019 01:30 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2019 01:24 PM (oVJmc)
I want to see their version of the movie that expresses excitement for fiercely libertarian ideas.
You know, Ra Ra Rand.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 01:30 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Big V at November 29, 2019 01:29 PM (B06Zw)
Does not keep them off the list.
Whatever the list is.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 01:31 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2019 01:28 PM (1g7ch)
I recently learned that the halo is called an "aureole." As opposed to "areola," a term with which we Horde members are more familiar.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:32 PM (Ee+Sn)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2019 01:32 PM (NbXNA)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2019 01:32 PM (+oiIV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2019 01:32 PM (NbXNA)
Good. That means he's actually taking time off.
Posted by: Sponge at November 29, 2019 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2019 01:33 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 29, 2019 01:32 PM (NbXNA)
Announced some days ago he was basically taking this week off.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 01:33 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:29 PM (Ee+Sn)
.........
If Queen loses she'll just stab Slim with the scissors.
Posted by: wth at November 29, 2019 01:34 PM (v0R5T)
Clyde had three .30-06 BAR's in the car when they took them down. If you notice in Bonnie's death photo, she in the car and on the morgue table, half her jaw line is missing from a .30-06 round.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at November 29, 2019 01:34 PM (BsCoj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 29, 2019 01:34 PM (1i0I3)
Sadly most younger movie goers would not understand how DESPERATE things were, without both Pearl and the Marshall islands background being there.
Because kids don't learn any war history anymore, just SJW stuff.
So it set up 'why' they were willing to take such risks, and make such sacrifices.
Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 01:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:32 PM (Ee+Sn)
--and they're traditionally shaped differently, depending on whether the depiction was of a saint, angel, or divinity.
Posted by: logprof at November 29, 2019 01:34 PM (xZjNZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2019 01:28 PM (Ee+Sn)
There's another factor in play, as well. The low level schlubs who are indoctrinated and vote for things like that are certainly stupid; BUT when it comes to the managerial/consultant class, and ESPECIALLY the politicians, they know very well that there is going to be a LOT of government money spread around on these things, and they're going to be in perfect position to grab off big chunks of it. So, for them, it is far from "stupid", they're farming the system for big profit.
Example - look at how MUCH has been spent on the Bullet Train already, and how little has been done. That extra money wasn't simply "Lost" - you can work out the actual cost of what's been built, compare it to how much has been spent, an you will have a good, hard number as to the total dollar cost of the grift in that particular system.
Yes, of course it will be in the billions.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 01:34 PM (trdmm)
354 Scotty boi define your idea of a perfect human society using words of two syllabes or less and is only fifteen words long
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Duh. You either think exactly like me or you're dead.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 29, 2019 01:35 PM (941nP)
Sadly most younger movie goers would not understand how DESPERATE things were, without both Pearl and the Marshall islands background being there.
Because kids don't learn any war history anymore, just SJW stuff.
So it set up 'why' they were willing to take such risks, and make such sacrifices.
Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 01:34 PM (NgKpN)
That, and Hollowwood doesn't make any high budget movies these days without an eye toward pleasing the Chinese audience.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 01:36 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 29, 2019 01:38 PM (fYi9j)
Yes, of course it will be in the billions.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 29, 2019 01:34 PM (trdmm)
North Fresno there is a HUGE bridge going in for the rail. Covers a couple of miles so far, and construction continues.
Runs right next to Highway 99, where it goes back down to TWO lanes per side (widening project to 3 was supposed to be completed under the stupid stimulus stuff under 'O').
/spit
Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 01:39 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2019 01:36 PM (hku12)
China actually funded this one.
Its in the credits.
Posted by: Don Q at November 29, 2019 01:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at November 29, 2019 01:43 PM (dQ2tG)
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While unfortunate, the Chinese death toll in World War 2 is estimated to have been between 15 - 20 million. Given that the two went to war in July 1937 (ignoring the earlier seizure of Manchuria), that effectively gives us a casualty total of between 2 - 2.5 million people a year, most of them civilians. I don't mean to be callous, but...
Japan was not a good overlord for the parts of China that it conquered. And that was without the Doolittle Raid.
Posted by: junior at November 29, 2019 01:43 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2019 01:43 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at November 29, 2019 01:54 PM (vGJY7)
the guy darrel wotssit from Dreamy Genie and the Astronauts?
Posted by: saf at November 29, 2019 02:20 PM (5IHGB)
Hey lady ... lady... get yer arse off my Tesla from the '50's.
why yes I do happen to have etchings AND graveyard
headstone rubbings.............why certainly you may.............
Posted by: saf at November 29, 2019 02:24 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 29, 2019 12:57 PM (JFO2v)
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Sweet!
Posted by: ShainS at November 29, 2019 01:03 PM (WqPYg)
Tried to ignore but made me look. LOL.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 29, 2019 01:06 PM (XzVUd)
EVERY moron needs to look at that.
Posted by: m at November 29, 2019 02:24 PM (M5wRT)
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Contact him today and get your problem solved.
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