Saturday Morning Coffee Break

We interrupt this Coffee Break for breakfast.


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H/T Legally Sufficient

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Day 3 of the Thanksgiving Weekend. Here are a few things that didn't get much attention this past week here at the AoSHQ.


  • New K-9 dogs for police forces everywhere.

  • Some strange medical shit? Yup, it has to be China.

  • Fighting stigmas? Or sentencing innocent babies to a life of hell?

  • A condo with a view.

  • The perfect job for Jack Straw?

  • OK for your anal opening not so good for others.

  • What goes up must come down.

  • What have Boomers given us? Worthless Millennials.

  • It's nice when a father and son bond together.

  • If you are going to run with the big dogs make sure your place kicker perform the kick.


    Now, let's have that cup of coffee.

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    Have a great weekend!!!

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:30 AM




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    1 No way.

    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:32 AM (65i3Q)

    2 Morning, Horde.

    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 08:32 AM (/ZR1Z)

    3 Wow, almost first on the Saturday covfefe Thread.

    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 08:33 AM (/ZR1Z)

    4 Way! I will put down cold stuffing and nood.

    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:34 AM (65i3Q)

    5 And I'd have been first if not for that darn kid, Gem!

    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 08:34 AM (/ZR1Z)

    6 Morning all

    Handsome guy that London scum terrorist? LOL

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:35 AM (cEsBM)

    7 December promises to be interesting, no?

    Posted by: yeah, me at November 30, 2019 08:36 AM (IRGhF)

    8 Morning, Captain Toothacher!

    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 08:36 AM (/ZR1Z)

    9 hiya

    Posted by: JT at November 30, 2019 08:37 AM (arJlL)

    10 WTFO?

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 08:38 AM (JFO2v)

    11 Read the content? Well, maybe I better. Just for Mis Hum's sake.

    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 08:38 AM (/ZR1Z)

    12 I was too busy eating pie to post and score my well deserved "first"!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:39 AM (BiNEL)

    13 Who is this GA GOV who is appointing a RINO and defying PDT?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:39 AM (cEsBM)

    14 I'm about to have punkin pie for breakfast. Yum!

    Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 30, 2019 08:39 AM (rWZ8Y)

    15
    No coffee this morning, dammit.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 08:40 AM (9dTMN)

    16 LOL, MisHum !

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 08:40 AM (JwHjN)

    17 I'm having dark roast with a hint of peppermint mocha (it's post-Black Friday, hence the turnover from Pumpkin Spice to Peppermint).

    Later today will meet up with fellow Morons.

    Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 30, 2019 08:41 AM (Dc2NZ)

    18 Why does every Never or Leftist now think defying the President is a admirable choice?
    Maybe because there is no penalty for doing so?

    Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 08:41 AM (ZCEU2)

    19 13 Who is this GA GOV who is appointing a RINO and defying PDT?
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:39 AM (cEsBM)

    Does it matter? They will all betray you. Given enough time and the right circumstance, they will all betray you. I don't know how Trump maintains his equanimity.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:41 AM (H8QX8)

    20 Starting to cloud up here. Should turn to possible crap this evening.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:42 AM (cqNba)

    21 Those K-9s get fleas?...drool?...sniff butts?

    Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2019 08:42 AM (X/Pw5)

    22 Good Saturday morning, horde!

    Eating season has begun! It's a free-for-all at my house from now until January 1. Then we go back to keto, lose 15-20 lbs in preparation for next year's eating season. Life is good.

    Posted by: April at November 30, 2019 08:42 AM (OX9vb)

    23 I don't know how Trump maintains his equanimity.
    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:41 AM (H8QX

    A billion dollars and a wife that looks like Melania will do that.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:42 AM (cEsBM)

    24 So are the Boston Dynamics quadrupeds going to take over the task of dog-shooting?

    Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 30, 2019 08:43 AM (Dc2NZ)

    25 I loved the Starship Poopersesque headline "Would You Like to Know More?"

    Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 30, 2019 08:43 AM (Dc2NZ)

    26 Coach says "That's not who he is. Elijah is a good kid, and he just got caught up in the moment"

    He just fell in with the wrong crowd.

    Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 08:44 AM (Tnijr)

    27 Oh, and thanks for the roundup MishHum.

    Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 30, 2019 08:44 AM (Dc2NZ)

    28 The man who grabbed a narwhal tusk and a fire extinguisher to try to subdue the London Bridge attacker is a Polish immigrant who was injured by the jihadist.

    Identified only as Luckasz by The Times of London, the man works at Fishmongers Hall, setting up events and managing workers there and is originally from Poland.

    Being stabbed didnt stop him giving him a beating. Luckasz is a hero.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:44 AM (cEsBM)

    29 My neighbors had a "pie breakfast" party on Thanksgiving morning. I made a Brandy Alexander pie (from a recipe that I saw on Ace of Spades blog a few years ago). Anyway, we have leftovers, so I had a sliver at breakfast today.

    Posted by: Isophorone at November 30, 2019 08:45 AM (Nrz1h)

    30 oach says "That's not who he is. Elijah is a good kid, and he just got caught up in the moment"

    He just fell in with the wrong crowd.
    Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 08:44 AM (Tnijr)

    Is that the dog pissing asshole? Yeah a real sweet kid I am sure?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:45 AM (cEsBM)

    31 I had jello and corn and bacon pudding yesterday, so I am totally on board with today's meme.

    And I have another party today, groan. (Waddles over to the fridge to see if any there's any leftover pecan pie, anyway.)

    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:46 AM (65i3Q)

    32 "Identified only as Luckasz by The Times of London, the man works at Fishmongers Hall, setting up events and managing workers there and is originally from Poland.

    Being stabbed didnt stop him giving him a beating. Luckasz is a hero."

    Just doing the jobs that Londoners won't do.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:46 AM (cqNba)

    33 I don't know how Trump maintains his equanimity.
    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:41 AM (H8QX

    A billion dollars and a wife that looks like Melania will do that.
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:42 AM (cEsBM)


    Maybe not having to maintain a pretense that you didn't campaign on a bunch of fucking lies to gull the base is what doesn't prematurely age him in office.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (y7DUB)

    34 Being stabbed didnt stop him giving him a beating. Luckasz is a hero.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:44 AM (cEsBM)


    Sure hope the charges against him of theft of narwhal relics and attacking an innocent passerby don't result in too much jail time!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (BiNEL)

    35 Qualifying 3 then back outside for yard work

    Hadrian- out of stock or medical?

    Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (ZCEU2)

    36 20 Starting to cloud up here. Should turn to possible crap this evening.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:42 AM (cqNba)

    Tell me about it https://tinyurl.com/u7m6pry

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (aA3+G)

    37 "
    Maybe not having to maintain a pretense that you didn't campaign on a bunch of fucking lies to gull the base is what doesn't prematurely age him in office.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (y7DUB) "






    Makes a lot of sense to me.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (JwHjN)

    38 Millennials: Is there anything they CAN handle?

    Posted by: klaftern at November 30, 2019 08:48 AM (RuIsu)

    39 Narwhal horns were once sold as unicorn horns. Just sayin.

    Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 08:49 AM (Tnijr)

    40 Maybe not having to maintain a pretense that you didn't campaign on a bunch of fucking lies to gull the base is what doesn't prematurely age him in office.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (y7DUB)


    When you tell the truth, you don't have to remember the specific lies you told each particular group so you don't contradict yourself the next time you meet with them.

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:49 AM (BiNEL)

    41 29 My neighbors had a "pie breakfast" party on Thanksgiving morning. I made a Brandy Alexander pie (from a recipe that I saw on Ace of Spades blog a few years ago). Anyway, we have leftovers, so I had a sliver at breakfast today.
    Posted by: Isophorone at November 30, 2019 08:45 AM (Nrz1h)


    I had 2 brownies. The Mid-Kid made brownies from scratch. They are were delicious.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2019 08:49 AM (aA3+G)

    42 Greetings overstuffed fappers and fappees.

    That Egg Bowl finish was one of the best so far this season. And today's Iron Bowl will probably be another good one, too. I sure hope my Beloved Crimson Tide can pull one out. Jones is a good QB or else he wouldn't be on the team, but he's never faced Auburn's defense before.

    Roll Tide!

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 30, 2019 08:49 AM (HaL55)

    43 "Tell me about it https://tinyurl.com/u7m6pry"


    Ugghhh

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:50 AM (cqNba)

    44
    Is that the dog pissing asshole? Yeah a real sweet kid I am sure?
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:45 AM (cEsBM)

    This whole story just amazes me. If I were his mother I'd die of shame.

    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:50 AM (65i3Q)

    45 Sock_rat- the second one. Any president will have some cult of personality. But, to my thinking, Mirengoff is blind to the larger, much more entrenched cult of personality/mythos surrounding Lincoln (that mostly developed after his tragic death) that he ascribes too, while noting the motes in others eyes. I think Secret Square has demonstrated/argued it pretty convincingly.

    Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 08:51 AM (87EdW)

    46 Morning 'rons and 'ettes.

    Went to grocery store at six today while it was raining. No one was there. Very nice experience. Would have gone earlier, but alcohol sales don't start until six.

    Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 30, 2019 08:51 AM (Dhht7)

    47 Maybe not having to maintain a pretense that you didn't campaign on a bunch of fucking lies to gull the base is what doesn't prematurely age him in office.
    Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (y7DUB)

    This.

    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:52 AM (65i3Q)

    48 Ugghhh

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:50 AM (cqNba)


    I made a vow to never reside above the Mason-Dixon Line, but the global warming is driving me even farther south!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:52 AM (BiNEL)

    49 Just great! Now I can't even tell people to stick it "where the sun don't shine!"

    Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 08:52 AM (m45I2)

    50 Speaking of Melania...


    She appeared at an opioid crisis event here, and was roundly boo'd.


    Didn't even phase her, as she took the opportunity to mention the beauty of the true concept of free speech.


    She did depart to applause, and appreciation for her attendance.

    Baltimore did manage to look like a Dick Town though.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 08:52 AM (cqNba)

    51 Died doing what he loved. What a complete freaking dumbass.

    I hope he didn't have any children. For their sake and the gene pool.

    Stewpid bastard!

    Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 08:53 AM (cknjq)

    52 Banning Secret Santa because of anxiety.

    Something is wrong with that millennial's medulla oblongata.

    More coffee.



    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2019 08:53 AM (Z+IKu)

    53 Anyway, new thread, new topics. Thanks for the fun. I'm off to the Kaczinski cabin to build a stairs for the loft. Have a great day friends!

    Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 30, 2019 08:53 AM (87EdW)

    54 This whole story just amazes me. If I were his mother I'd die of shame.

    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:50 AM (65i3Q)


    I have the feeling that if you were his mother, he'd never dream of doing anything like this!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:54 AM (BiNEL)

    55 Low impulse control lost the egg bowl.

    Posted by: Don at November 30, 2019 08:54 AM (CT2ag)

    56 IDF aircraft attacked a military position of the Hamas terrorist organization in the northern Gaza Strip on Friday evening, the IDF Spokesperson's Unit said.

    ???
    Yeah I am sure Hamas is crest fallen that some concrete blew up? Some deterence ya got there Bibi

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:54 AM (cEsBM)

    57 I got coffee in a Starbucks in Ogalolla NE once, the snotty barista cut from the same mold as one you'd expect to see in Brooklyn.

    Is it because I order a small instead of saying "tall?"

    Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 30, 2019 08:55 AM (+fPHo)

    58 Tell me about it https://tinyurl.com/u7m6pry

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2019 08:47 AM (aA3+G)

    There's a reason I live here.

    https://tinyurl.com/t5yqyk4

    Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2019 08:55 AM (X/Pw5)

    59 This whole story just amazes me. If I were his mother I'd die of shame.

    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 08:50 AM (65i3Q)

    I have the feeling that if you were his mother, he'd never dream of doing anything like this!
    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:54 AM (BiNEL)

    Lets not kid ourselves that behavior like this is not a cultural thing. It is. But of course the MSM is to PC to point that out

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:56 AM (cEsBM)

    60 The post-scoring theater is another reason I don't watch football anymore. Just shows how classless many of those thugs are.
    Used to be that football stars were role models, like Cowboys' Roger Staubach. Now, role models for thug life.

    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 08:56 AM (/ZR1Z)

    61 Since the narwhal tusk came up wondered if the guy was a fan or the Patrick O'Brien series

    Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 08:57 AM (ZCEU2)

    62 When you tell the truth, you don't have to remember the specific lies you told each particular group so you don't contradict yourself the next time you meet with them.
    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 30, 2019 08:49 AM (BiNEL)


    When Comey was trying to juggle multiple lies in appearing before the congress critters, he had to be constantly worried about that even with a press unwilling to draw attention to the inconsistencies and a gaggle of McCain level dumbass inquisitors.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 08:57 AM (y7DUB)

    63 49 Just great! Now I can't even tell people to stick it "where the sun don't shine!"
    Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 08:52 AM (m45I2)

    You can see the sun and a moon at the same time!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 08:58 AM (JFO2v)

    64 Low impulse control lost the egg bowl.

    That "performance" was inexcusable. He lost the game, plain and simple. He'll go down in Ole Miss history, but for all the wrong reasons. I don't know how he'll ever be able to show his face in public after that. Also doesn't speak well for the head coach.

    What a maroon.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 30, 2019 08:58 AM (HaL55)

    65 I had some apple pie filling leftover from last year's apple picking excursion. So, I made an apple pie with a crumble top instead of a pecan pie for Thanksgiving. That and the pumpkin pie were delicious with my coffee this morning. They were great yesterday morning too.

    Posted by: no good deed at November 30, 2019 08:58 AM (MmFTx)

    66 Coach says "That's not who he is..."


    ******

    I've been hearing this construct a lot lately. It almost seems like it's deployed as a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. Fact of the matter is that if you are defending your actions by saying that's not who you are, chances are that IS who you are. Own it.

    Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 09:00 AM (m45I2)

    67 What that a danged Iceback carrying the narwhal tusk?

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 09:00 AM (JFO2v)

    68 I looked at the links
    Strange world
    Those robot dogs are both terrify me (they have an arm!) and make me want to pet them

    Posted by: VM's phone at November 30, 2019 09:00 AM (G546f)

    69 I made a vow to never reside above the Mason-Dixon Line, but the global warming is driving me even farther south!

    Re: location. If there are no palm trees, I have no bidness there.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 30, 2019 09:00 AM (HaL55)

    70 Shame? I don't think that's a thing any more.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 09:01 AM (oVJmc)

    71 Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2019 08:55 AM (X/Pw5)


    Piss off




    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2019 09:01 AM (aA3+G)

    72 Walmart brand French Roast k-cup coffee for me. Best dark roast for the money.

    I'm having it in the high-tech "Ember" cup our daughter gave me, the cup sits on a charger saucer until you use it, I have it set to maintain 135 degrees, keeps it at that right to the last sip.

    Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 30, 2019 09:03 AM (+fPHo)

    73 I've been hearing this construct a lot lately. It almost seems like
    it's deployed as a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. Fact of the matter is
    that if you are defending your actions by saying that's not who you are,
    chances are that IS who you are. Own it.


    Yeah, that is who he is. That's exactly who he is or he wouldn't have even thought about showing his ass like that on TV.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 30, 2019 09:03 AM (HaL55)

    74 Thanks, Farmer Bob.

    Okay, I'll take the approach that the accusation fails because ad hominem argument; he is just using "cult" as a hate word.

    Other than loyalty toward the President, Trump supporters do not display any of the behaviors associated with "cults" in the usually accepted meaning of the word. No weird psychological recruitment strategies or manipulation of members is the main one, imho.

    People are loyal to Trump because he is loyal to them and their interests.
    People support Trump because of informed self interest, based on his proven success in improving their lives and maintaining the country.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 09:04 AM (JwHjN)

    75 Today's overwrought leftist letter from the NY Post:

    American democracy is rapidly sinking into tyrannical rule. ("Presidential 'SEAL Order, Nov 26).

    A man who never experienced the horrors of war because he successfully evaded the draft now sees fit to usurp the U.S, military code of justice and pardon convicted war criminals, Army 1st Lt. Clint Torrrance and Army Major Matthew Golsteyn, and reverse the demotion of Navy SEAL Edward Gallagher.

    President Trump described the SEALS as Good men" sending an unmistakable message that indiscriminate killing by U.S. soldiers could continue with impunity.

    What then stops the president from ordering war crimes abd then pardoning the perpetrators? Wake up, Republicans. Your leader has lost his sanity.

    Tejinder Uberol
    Los Altos. Calif.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:04 AM (WI7YS)

    76 Morning all...hope everyone had a happy and filling Thanksgiving! Burp.

    Since no one has contacted me about rickl's cat, I guess I'll be using the last of the money in his meal acct. to donate to Toys for Tots. Unless there are objections. Speak now or forever hold your pieces!

    Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2019 09:05 AM (cF8AT)

    77 A drunk Irishman, with anger issues.

    And....a bully.


    Good thing we didn't elect him to be resident.

    https://fxn.ws/2DsKOFM

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:06 AM (cqNba)

    78 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:04 AM (WI7YS)

    A whole truckload of stupid right there.

    Morning Fen.

    Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 09:06 AM (cknjq)

    79 Tami - tis a shame but having 1 old cat with issues now is enough.

    Posted by: Skip at November 30, 2019 09:07 AM (ZCEU2)

    80 Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 30, 2019 08:41 AM

    Bless you my child.

    Posted by: Frankie at November 30, 2019 09:08 AM (DMUuz)

    81 Tami, what state is rickl's cat located in?

    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:08 AM (/ZR1Z)

    82 "He'll go down in Ole Miss history, but for all the wrong reasons. I don't know how he'll ever be able to show his face in public after that."

    He'll have another career as an aspiring rapper.

    Posted by: freaked at November 30, 2019 09:09 AM (Tnijr)

    83 To be fair to the NY Post which I would describe as editorially "moderate" and has had editorials saying that the Impeachment Inquiry is a witch hunt, it often publishes letters from people who support Trump. One day they have mostly Trump supporting letters with one or two objections and then the next day they reverse that.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:09 AM (WI7YS)

    84 Tami, what's happening with the cat? Do you know?

    Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 09:09 AM (Z/jzm)

    85 I understand Skip. We have 3 dogs and a cat. Hubby has a 'no replacement' policy in effect.

    Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2019 09:09 AM (cF8AT)

    86 Rickl lived in PA.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2019 09:10 AM (89T5c)

    87 What that a danged Iceback carrying the narwhal tusk?
    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 09:00 AM


    Probably hopped up on Cream of Lutefisk soup.

    Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 30, 2019 09:10 AM (DMUuz)

    88 "Good thing we didn't elect him to be resident.

    https://fxn.ws/2DsKOFM

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:06 AM (cqNba) "



    Somehow I find this story more credible than the first one.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 09:10 AM (JwHjN)

    89 Being stabbed didnt stop him giving him a beating. Luckasz is a hero.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:44 AM (cEsBM)

    Sure hope the charges against him of theft of narwhal relics and attacking an innocent passerby don't result in too much jail time!
    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

    The ASBO order: 100m distance from all Asians and write a apology for historic whaling to be read from a box in the square every Sunday

    Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2019 09:11 AM (B7KlG)

    90 "Rickl lived in PA."

    Greater Philadelphia area

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:11 AM (cqNba)

    91 Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 09:04 AM (JwHjN)

    Pssst! This week's insider Trump rally is in the third sacred grove in the National Forest Park. The pass word is "Ukraine"!
    Let only the fellow believers know!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 09:11 AM (BiNEL)

    92 84 Tami, what's happening with the cat? Do you know?

    Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 09:09 AM (Z/jzm)

    Last I heard a neighbor was taking care of him...going into feed him. Rick's sister was calling shelters but I need to contact her again and found out if she's made any progress.

    Posted by: Tami at November 30, 2019 09:11 AM (cF8AT)

    93 "Probably hopped up on Cream of Lutefisk soup."

    Can we legalize it for recreational use, and tax it?



    For the children.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:12 AM (cqNba)

    94 That's some good hash.

    Posted by: Tejinder Uberol at November 30, 2019 09:12 AM (Tnijr)

    95 Mountain Dew = coffee for kids

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 09:12 AM (bDqIh)

    96 To be fair to the NY Post which I would describe as editorially "moderate" and has had editorials saying that the Impeachment Inquiry is a witch hunt, it often publishes letters from people who support Trump. One day they have mostly Trump supporting letters with one or two objections and then the next day they reverse that.
    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:09 AM (WI7YS)

    yes, HOWEVER, it is owned by the murdock brothers and I have noticed a definite leftwards march of the Post just like on FOX News. Especially in some of the headlines

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 09:13 AM (cEsBM)

    97 LOL, Commissar !

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 09:13 AM (JwHjN)

    98 I wish i lived closer. Probably cost a fortune to ship a cat from PA to WI....

    Posted by: My life is insanity at November 30, 2019 09:14 AM (Z/jzm)

    99 O'Malley was always a punk-ass grifter, who played off his Irish heritage, and guitar playing.

    And the Whine-moms loved him for his looks.
    And flocked to vote for him.
    Again, purely for his looks.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:14 AM (cqNba)

    100 Mountain Dew = state drink of WV.

    Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 30, 2019 09:14 AM (89T5c)

    101 I found Halloween candy while swapping the seasonal door decor. It's brunch.

    Because that's who I am.

    I also partook of Black Friday by stopping to order a new laptop. HP this time. I hope it sticks around longer than the last one.

    Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 30, 2019 09:14 AM (/+bwe)

    102 >>Being stabbed didnt stop him giving him a beating. Luckasz is a hero.

    Another hero like the "FU, I'm Millwall!" dude.

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 09:15 AM (bDqIh)

    103 95 Mountain Dew = coffee for kids
    Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 09:12 AM (bDqIh)

    And Mormons.

    Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 30, 2019 09:15 AM (Dc2NZ)

    104 'Probably cost a fortune to ship a cat from PA to WI....'


    I don't even know what outfit would do that.

    Unless one were to fly with the cat.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:15 AM (cqNba)

    105 One day I may have some fun and post a bogus letter from the NY Post and see how many people think it's real and how many realize it's a attempt at socking.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:16 AM (WI7YS)

    106 DuckDuck'ed the name Tejinder Uberol and noticed two things right off the bat.

    1. Lots of links to "Letters to the Editor" sections of various papers.

    2. Berkeley Daily Planet Journalist

    Dollars to donuts Tejinder Uberol is not Tejinder's real name.

    Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 09:16 AM (m45I2)

    107 Mama Red wants a brewing coffee maker to go next to her Keurig. Not too big. Any Horde wisdom?

    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:17 AM (/ZR1Z)

    108 Mornin Horde. Watching more snow fall outside 2nd cup of joe. I will at least need to fire up the snow blower again but other than that pondering if I want to try and accomplish something today or be a democrat for a day and do nothing while others do it for me.

    Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2019 09:17 AM (xUvz+)

    109 Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 09:16 AM (m45I2)

    That was clever of you to think of that.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:18 AM (WI7YS)

    110 Thanksgiving weekend breakfast: pumpkin pie with a cup of coffee.

    Posted by: Emmie at November 30, 2019 09:18 AM (87gB3)

    111 Mama Red wants a brewing coffee maker to go next to her Keurig. Not too big. Any Horde wisdom?
    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:17 AM (/ZR1Z)

    Juan Valdez

    Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 09:18 AM (cknjq)

    112 Got up late and just saw this in the EMT:
    FFS

    Lawmakers in a Chicago suburb earlier this week approved using taxes from recreational marijuana sales to establish a local reparations program.

    The money will go toward job training and other benefits for Evanston's black population, the Pioneer Press reported.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:30 AM (JFO2v)



    Reparations. Hmm...let's see Illinois was a slave state when? Oh that's right it's ultra lefty Evanston virtue signalling again. The same Evanston that has LGBTQRSTUVXYZ indoctrination even in pre-school. Shitholes are going to shithole

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 09:18 AM (unSw9)

    113 " Not too big. Any Horde wisdom?"

    Anything made by Moccamaster.


    https://us.moccamaster.com

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:19 AM (cqNba)

    114 "Dollars to donuts Tejinder Uberol is not Tejinder's real name"

    I named it after my hash mark.

    Posted by: Tejinder Uberol at November 30, 2019 09:19 AM (Tnijr)

    115 110 Actually, maybe we should all go over to Krakatoa's house and help him with his pie.

    Posted by: Emmie at November 30, 2019 09:20 AM (87gB3)

    116 Greater Philadelphia area

    there's a great area of Philly ?

    Posted by: REDACTED at November 30, 2019 09:20 AM (rpxSz)

    117 Yeah, Muldoon. First thing I thought was "Uber Alles."

    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:20 AM (/ZR1Z)

    118 107
    Probably too big, but I really like my 12 cup Hamilton Beach Brew Station. I think HB has smaller ones.

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 09:20 AM (BiNEL)

    119 "there's a great area of Philly ?"

    Did sort of tee that one up, didn't I?

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:21 AM (cqNba)

    120 Berkeley Daily Planet Journalist

    LOL.

    Yes, no doubt "urinalists" are sent to flood various papers with the anti Trump talking points.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:21 AM (WI7YS)

    121 "there's a great area of Philly ?"

    Area with Independence Mall is nice.

    Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 30, 2019 09:22 AM (WI7YS)

    122 More on my favorite brand of coffee maker.

    https://technivorm.com

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:22 AM (cqNba)

    123 Back from Nassau Bahamas. I can report that it is still there.

    Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 09:22 AM (flINI)

    124 The money will go toward job training and other benefits for Evanston's black population, the Pioneer Press reported.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:30 AM (JFO2v)

    Substantial EEOC and HR Staff resources will be required to ensure program success, of course!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 09:22 AM (BiNEL)

    125 Well, since everyone is talking about pie for breakfast....(eyes last half of pumpkin pie as wife sleeps in....)

    Posted by: Minnfidel at November 30, 2019 09:22 AM (xUvz+)

    126 A man who never experienced the horrors of war because he successfully evaded the draft now sees fit to usurp the U.S, military code of justice and pardon convicted war criminals,
    ___________________

    Why can't these dumb-asses understand that the Commander in Chief of the U.S. Armed Forces CAN'T "usurp the U.S. military code of justice" by pardoning convicted war criminals? That's like arguing that the U.S. Supreme Court is "usurping" the U.S. criminal code by issuing a ruling over-turning some criminal's conviction. IT'S THEIR DAMN JOB, DUMMY!!! Just because you don't agree with the decision, that doesn't make the decision a crime.

    Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 30, 2019 09:22 AM (k4dH2)

    127 I named it after my hash mark.
    Posted by: Tejinder Uberol at November 30, 2019 09:19 AM (Tnijr)



    *****

    Ha! That's serendipitous!

    Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 09:23 AM (m45I2)

    128 " "there's a great area of Philly ?"


    Well, there's that place that makes the worlds best cheese steaks.



    *Ducks.....runs*

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:23 AM (cqNba)

    129 107 Mama Red wants a brewing coffee maker to go next to her Keurig. Not too big. Any Horde wisdom?
    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:17 AM (/ZR1Z

    I really like my Ninja, but it's probably too big. My suggestion is, probably doesn't matter too much what brand, but definitely get a thermal carafe.

    Posted by: April at November 30, 2019 09:23 AM (OX9vb)

    130 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:14 AM (cqNba)

    ********

    Don't forget... he also taxed the rain.

    Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 09:24 AM (flINI)

    131 Thx, VIA. Looks interesting.

    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:25 AM (/ZR1Z)

    132 "Just because you don't agree with the decision, that doesn't make the decision a crime."


    The Duce, you say!!!

    Posted by: Pre-Law Leftists Everywhere at November 30, 2019 09:25 AM (cqNba)

    133 Mama Red wants a brewing coffee maker to go next to her Keurig. Not too big. Any Horde wisdom?
    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:17 AM


    The SCA (Specialty Coffee Association) approved list is a good place to start.

    I'd duckduckgo that, but here's one to get you started:

    https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2zh3wt4

    Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 30, 2019 09:25 AM (DMUuz)

    134 "Ha! That's serendipitous!"

    Hey! Are you calling me a serendip??

    Posted by: Tejinder Uberol at November 30, 2019 09:25 AM (Tnijr)

    135 Don't forget... he also taxed the rain.
    Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 09:24 AM (flINI)

    They are taxing the rain here in NJ also

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 09:26 AM (cEsBM)

    136 "Thx, VIA. Looks interesting."

    Expensive.

    But they last and last.

    And simple to operate.

    Posted by: Pre-Law Leftists Everywhere at November 30, 2019 09:26 AM (cqNba)

    137 VIA, looks like a techie's dream coffee maker!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 09:26 AM (BiNEL)

    138 Gonna need to clean the sock drawer.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:27 AM (cqNba)

    139 I sat with the Coooch a few times at Tepeyac galas, you won't find a better man within a hundred yards of political office.

    Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2019 09:28 AM (B7KlG)

    140 Company is headed home. Lawn mower is out of gas. Winter is coming.

    Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2019 09:28 AM (FhXTo)

    141 "They are taxing the rain here in NJ also"

    Probably got the idea from our drunk Irishman down here.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:28 AM (cqNba)

    142 One London terror attack thwarted by guy yelling "Fuck you, I'm Millwall!"

    Not to be outdone, Londone bridge terror attack thwarted by guy yelling, "Fuck you, I'm Narwhal!", as he fights off knife-wielding jihadi with a Narwhal tusk.

    Hopefully these guys are an inpiration.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:29 AM (1CjJc)

    143
    A man who never experienced the horrors of war because he successfully evaded the draft



    They had no problem with Clinton.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 09:29 AM (oVJmc)

    144 Company is headed home. Lawn mower is out of gas. Winter is coming.
    Posted by: DaveA



    *******

    That line sounds like the end of a Hemingway novel...

    Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 09:30 AM (m45I2)

    145 ..,,.or maybe the beginning.

    Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 09:30 AM (m45I2)

    146 111 Mama Red wants a brewing coffee maker to go next to her Keurig. Not too big. Any Horde wisdom?
    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:17 AM (/ZR1Z)

    Juan Valdez
    Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 09:18 AM (cknjq)

    Lol!

    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 09:30 AM (65i3Q)

    147 The money will go toward job training and other benefits for Evanston's black population, the Pioneer Press reported.
    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:30 AM (JFO2v)
    Substantial EEOC and HR Staff resources will be required to ensure program success, of course!
    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 09:22 AM (BiNEL)

    Head Start for adults, most of them their baby mommas had them in Head Start as utes.

    What's next, Head Start for Seniors.....

    Cradle to grave, just like a plantation.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2019 09:31 AM (Z+IKu)

    148 Dollars to donuts Tejinder Uberol is not Tejinder's real name.

    Probably a nom de plume for a lefty prpaganda org.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 09:32 AM (oVJmc)

    149 Lol!
    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 09:30 AM (65i3Q)

    Another 29 year old I see.

    Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 09:32 AM (cknjq)

    150 Yeah, knew I'd get great Horde info.
    And Juan Valdez!

    I love this place. Non-sexually.

    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 09:32 AM (/ZR1Z)

    151 "And Juan Valdez!

    I love this place. Non-sexually."

    Remember, if you go with Juan, the donkey is part of the team.

    Might need a bigger counter-top.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:34 AM (cqNba)

    152 Good Morning Boomers.
    Are you ready for all the lovely "immigrants" to have children, and demand money be spent on their citizen children, and not your SS and Medicare? 76% of you are still alive, so not right away, but...

    Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 30, 2019 09:34 AM (Fxgkp)

    153 The clips of Merkel and Bloomberg from previous post are, first, entremely illuminating and probably the most succinct look into the minds and motivations of the extreme left that we're going to get. Basically, we are utilitarian drones to be used, taxed, or killed, and it doesn't really matter that much to them which it is, other than the killing bit can get a little messy. Secondly, it should once and for all be once and for all conclusive proof of the necessity and wisdom of the 2nd Amendment. Bernie and Lizzy Warren are amatuerish fools; these two are deadly serious sociopaths that linhabit a rung just below full-on holodomor Stalinism.

    Posted by: ErikInTexas at November 30, 2019 09:35 AM (mIJ9W)

    154 Worthless millenials.

    It's long passed time for a national conversation on common sense millennial control.

    Seriously. Look up how many of the last several all of the mass public shootings (not incident to other crime or domestic violence). What percentage were not millenials?

    They are in need of serious deprogramming and conditioning with life and coping skills.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:35 AM (1CjJc)

    155 "Even tough kids drink coffee"?


    I thought it was only the tough kids drank coffee.

    Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2019 09:36 AM (4thlk)

    156 Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 30, 2019 09:34 AM (Fxgkp)

    "You didn't build that!" Comes to mind.

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 09:36 AM (BiNEL)

    157 I hear Juan Valdez was doing Mrs. Olsen.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 09:36 AM (oVJmc)

    158 Got up late and just saw this in the EMT:
    FFS

    Lawmakers in a Chicago suburb earlier this week approved using taxes from recreational marijuana sales to establish a local reparations program.

    The money will go toward job training and other benefits for Evanston's black population, the Pioneer Press reported.

    Posted by: rhennigantx at November 30, 2019 06:30 AM (JFO2v)


    I've spent decades voting against, and speaking out against, Big Government, and frankly, they've worn me down. I'm now joining with the Big Gov people, at least in principle. I'm going to try to use government as my own petty, vindictive tool for ruining those who think differently. So I'm agreeing with the pot tax increase in principle, but I'm proposing to raise the tax to $1000/ounce. If you oppose that, what kind of a racist are you?

    Posted by: Ted K. at November 30, 2019 09:37 AM (1xjw9)

    159 Worthless millenials and the boomer parents who allowed it.

    Posted by: News @10 at November 30, 2019 09:38 AM (vqIkG)

    160 So I'm agreeing with the pot tax increase in principle, but I'm proposing to raise the tax to $1000/ounce. If you oppose that, what kind of a racist are you?


    It's for the chirrun.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 09:39 AM (oVJmc)

    161 Posted by: ErikInTexas at November 30, 2019 09:35 AM (mIJ9W)

    To be fair, I think they only want to kill enough of us to forcefully make the point that they are in total control. They know they will need a lot of us to use as serfs and as a source of tax revenue!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 09:40 AM (BiNEL)

    162 Good Morning Boomers.
    Are you ready for all the lovely "immigrants" to have children, and demand money be spent on their citizen children, and not your SS and Medicare? 76% of you are still alive, so not right away, but...
    Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 30, 2019 09:34 AM (Fxgkp)

    Hahaha....joke is on you Tide Pod. There ain't gonna be no Social Security Ponzi Scheme to pay for your asses so start saving today. Better get to liking the taste of Boomer ass while you can because your soaking in it.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2019 09:41 AM (Z+IKu)

    163
    Might need a bigger counter-top.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:34 AM (cqNba)

    Instead of coffee filters you have to change his serape!

    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 09:41 AM (65i3Q)

    164 "There ain't gonna be no Social Security Ponzi Scheme to pay for your asses so start saving today."




    Saving ain't going to do them any good when the dollar collapses, and it will.

    Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2019 09:43 AM (4thlk)

    165 Imagonna stand up and say it.

    Not all millenials are stupid and lazy.

    Not all boomers are upstanding patriotic supporters of the Constitution, freedom and hard work.

    And the broad brush treatments are not necessarily helping the argument.

    On either side.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:43 AM (cqNba)

    166 "152 Good Morning Boomers.
    Are you ready for all the lovely "immigrants" to have children, and demand money be spent on their citizen children, and not your SS and Medicare? 76% of you are still alive, so not right away, but...

    Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 30, 2019 09:34 AM (Fxgkp) "



    Never doubted for a moment that that was the subtext of "OK, Boomer".

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 09:45 AM (JwHjN)

    167 But....

    Millenial

    Tide Pod

    And various other insults and references have been known to escape my lips.

    So I'm not exactly pure as the driven snow in that respect, either.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:45 AM (cqNba)

    168 I hear Juan Valdez was doing Mrs. Olsen.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 09:36 AM (oVJmc)

    They used to attend swinger parties with Alice, Sam the Butcher, and Hop Sing. Hazel went just occasionally.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2019 09:46 AM (dQ1sa)

    169 On either side.
    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:43 AM (cqNba)

    Meh. Boomers fucked up a lot. Millenials are fucking up a lot on crack. It's ok to point that out.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:47 AM (1CjJc)

    170
    "Even tough kids drink coffee"?


    I thought it was only the tough kids drank coffee.


    Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2019 09:36 AM (4thlk)

    Even kids with chickenpox like hotdogs. Armour hotdogs.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2019 09:48 AM (dQ1sa)

    171 "165 Imagonna stand up and say it.

    Not all millenials are stupid and lazy.

    Not all boomers are upstanding patriotic supporters of the Constitution, freedom and hard work.

    And the broad brush treatments are not necessarily helping the argument.

    On either side.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:43 AM (cqNba) "




    Truth !

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 09:48 AM (JwHjN)

    172 I have a techinvorm coffee maker. I love it. It's probably 14-15 years old and still makes great coffee. I've had to replace a few carafe over the years but that's to be exp.

    Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2019 09:48 AM (UUBmN)

    173 The best way to get back small government is to use big government to punish the left so hard they beg for it too.

    Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2019 09:49 AM (B7KlG)

    174 Meh. Boomers fucked up a lot. Millenials are fucking up a lot on crack. It's ok to point that out.
    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:47 AM (1CjJc)

    Gen X FTW

    Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 09:49 AM (cknjq)

    175 I think I might get myself one o' them technoworm coffee makers.

    Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at November 30, 2019 09:50 AM (Dc2NZ)

    176 "I think I might get myself one o' them technoworm coffee makers."

    OK, Boomer.

    *Runs*

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:51 AM (cqNba)

    177 Wow!

    The cats were housebound for three nights, so I know they were anxious to get out, yet Screaming Yellow Cat let me sleep two extra hours.

    Bonus: Blue skies, sun shining, heading for 60+° today.

    And I've got my first cup of coffee. I've had worse moments.

    Daughter just texted that her 12yo coffee machine gurgled fatally this morning.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - at first at November 30, 2019 09:51 AM (WyqH5)

    178 Off to go shopping.

    Later, maters.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:51 AM (cqNba)

    179 I propose a $200 tax stamp that takes a year to get for every baggie of pot.

    Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2019 09:51 AM (B7KlG)

    180 But you know nowadays
    It's the old man
    Who's got all the money
    And a young man
    Ain't got nothin' in the world these days, I say
    Ain't got nothin'
    Ain't got sweet fuck all!.......

    Posted by: Zombie Mose Allison at November 30, 2019 09:52 AM (Z+IKu)

    181 Instant coffee drinkers just need hot water. I prefer an old fashioned stove top tea kettle.

    Posted by: Folgers Crystals at November 30, 2019 09:53 AM (vqIkG)

    182 And a 3-day waiting period for pot purchases.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2019 09:53 AM (dQ1sa)

    183 Clarence Thomas waited 30 years to fire back at Biden for the way he was treated in his confirmation. Wait's over, and boy, is THIS going to piss the liberals off!

    His timing is exquisite, and what's more, he has nothing to fear - what can libs say about him that they haven't already said? What can they do that they haven't already done?

    https://tinyurl.com/so8tq3x

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 09:54 AM (V2Yro)

    184 Boomers mostly suck goat wiener. Millennials too. It isn't productive to bicker about which group sucks on more goat wang. On our side we need to team up, work together, and debellate the goatblowers.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 30, 2019 09:54 AM (C7XCh)

    185 Instant coffee drinkers just need hot water. I prefer an old fashioned stove top tea kettle.
    Posted by: Folgers Crystals

    Kelly kettle, nescafe black, and at least 5mi to the nearest human being.

    Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2019 09:55 AM (B7KlG)

    186 A man who never experienced the horrors of war because he successfully evaded the draft

    Seriously, fuck trying to please these cunts. If it wasn't this it would be he didn't serve in combat. Or if in combat he didn't get a Purple Heart. Or if he got a Purple Heart he didn't lose a limb.

    There's no satisfactory answer so why try? They want us all dead or in re-education camps anyway.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 09:56 AM (y7DUB)

    187 Gen X FTW
    Posted by: weirdflunky at November 30, 2019 09:49 AM (cknjq)

    GenX are the parents of participation trophy millenials. They are not blameless, IMO. I think they have seen the mistakes of boomers and millenials and are trying to instill some sanity, at least.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:56 AM (1CjJc)

    188 Ok, tidepods

    Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at November 30, 2019 09:58 AM (EgshT)

    189 Clarence Thomas waited 30 years to fire back at
    Biden for the way he was treated in his confirmation. Wait's over, and
    boy, is THIS going to piss the liberals off!



    His timing is exquisite, and what's more, he has nothing to fear -
    what can libs say about him that they haven't already said? What can
    they do that they haven't already done?



    https://tinyurl.com/so8tq3x

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 09:54 AM (V2Yro)

    Best served cold and all like that. CT was biden his time.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2019 09:58 AM (dQ1sa)

    190 185 Instant coffee drinkers just need hot water. I prefer an old fashioned stove top tea kettle.
    Posted by: Folgers Crystals

    Kelly kettle, nescafe black, and at least 5mi to the nearest human being.
    Posted by: Jean at November 30, 2019 09:55 AM (B7KlG)

    Cup at a time drip coffee filter holders, #2 cone filters, and coffee of choice and at least 5mi to the nearest human being. Or on your countertop. Been about 10 years making coffee like this. Perfect cup, every time.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:59 AM (1CjJc)

    191 Note to self: Never order an open container beverage at Old Miss.

    Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2019 10:00 AM (wo3c/)

    192 The Hill is currently running a headline claiming Adam Schiff's star is rising. That level of alternate reality is beyond narrative. It is turning reality on its head. Sure its a small thing, but it's a sign of just how radical the media have become for the Democrats cause.

    Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 30, 2019 10:01 AM (Fxgkp)

    193 Just scanning late comments, not sure if I'm picking up on the conversation correctly, but are we blaming generations for cranking out worse generations?

    As a child of the '50s, I just think, has Dr. Spock been mentioned? Talk about ruining a generation...!

    Posted by: mindful webworker - when at second you still don't succeed... at November 30, 2019 10:02 AM (WyqH5)

    194 Progs love to see military officers jailed for anything, since they hate the military - EXCEPT traitors, which is why they loved Bergdahl getting released by Obama.

    so that's why they're crying crocodile tears about "the process", even though every ordinary American loves seeing the President showing mercy to those who love us and served us, instead of to traitors.

    for all their whining about "process" Trump has once again chosen the path that is overwhelmingly supported by and popular with ordinary American voters. I think his critics know this, and it makes them even madder.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 10:03 AM (V2Yro)

    195 Instant covfefe snobs!!

    Posted by: Great Value Instant Coffee and Lukewarm Tapwater at November 30, 2019 10:03 AM (vqIkG)

    196 "Cup at a time drip coffee filter holders, #2 cone filters, and coffee of choice and at least 5mi to the nearest human being. Or on your countertop. Been about 10 years making coffee like this. Perfect cup, every time.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:59 AM (1CjJc) "



    Mostly how I do it here.

    But I have an immersion heater and a jar of Medaglia D'Oro instant too, all depends on the circumstances.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 10:03 AM (JwHjN)

    197 As a child of the '50s, I just think, has Dr. Spock been mentioned? Talk about ruining a generation...!"

    It was all that "Logic is Supreme!" BS. He should have listened to his mother, shown the kids some heart every now and then.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 10:04 AM (V2Yro)

    198 GenX are the parents of participation trophy
    millenials. They are not blameless, IMO. I think they have seen the
    mistakes of boomers and millenials and are trying to instill some
    sanity, at least.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 09:56 AM (1CjJc)

    ---
    Not really.

    The millennials are the children of Late Boomers. I know because my oldest daughter is definitely a millennial by birth year, but at the parent gatherings I was always the youngest present. Now the meetings are more in my demographic.

    Not coincidentally, the Gen Z types are ruthless, cynical, mean and wickedly funny.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:04 AM (cfSRQ)

    199
    As a child of the '50s, I just think, has Dr. Spock been mentioned? Talk about ruining a generation...!



    Dude, Star Trek was in the 60s.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 10:06 AM (oVJmc)

    200 Hunter Biden is hoping to keep his financial situation under wraps as he responds to legal claims that hes cheated an ex-stripper out of support and health care costs for their baby, a report said.

    Biden filed a request to seal all financial records in the paternity case in Arkansas this week, the Daily Mail reported.

    Bidens lawyers argue that media organizations have been covering the case, and that the likelihood his personal financial records could be used in an inappropriate or malicious manner for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with these proceedings is exceedingly high and should not be tolerated by the court, according to the records obtained by the Mail.

    Talk about the chutzpah of any democrat making that argument after what they are trying to do to PDT. The balls on those assholes

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 10:06 AM (cEsBM)

    201 It's all your fault!

    Posted by: 6 people around a table pointing at each other at November 30, 2019 10:07 AM (vqIkG)

    202
    Finally! Someone invented a robot dog with the ability to junk punch criminals.

    Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2019 10:07 AM (kauXV)

    203 We're going to need a broader brush.

    Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 10:07 AM (m45I2)

    204
    Coffee, at last. Bad coffee, but coffee. And a breakfast burrito.

    Delilah was Best Owner-Handled in Breed, that's it. Now to wait till 1:45 for groups.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:08 AM (9dTMN)

    205
    The Hill is currently running a headline claiming Adam Schiff's star is
    rising. That level of alternate reality is beyond narrative. It is
    turning reality on its head. Sure its a small thing, but it's a sign of
    just how radical the media have become for the Democrats cause.

    Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 30, 2019 10:01 AM (Fxgkp)


    I saw that too. The media believes that reality is whatever they say it is no matter how insane it is

    Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 30, 2019 10:08 AM (unSw9)

    206 As a child of the '50s, I just think, has Dr. Spock been mentioned? Talk about ruining a generation...!
    Posted by: mindful webworker - when at second you still don't succeed... at November 30, 2019 10:02 AM (WyqH5)

    Yup....it was the Pon Farr that did it. Amok Time or then you get Plak Tow and all hell breaks loose.

    Like Baltimore on a Saturday night.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (Z+IKu)

    207 My thought on the generation war: people suck. Nobody has a monopoly on or immunity from this basic fact.

    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)

    208 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:08 AM (9dTMN)

    Most excellent!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:10 AM (BiNEL)

    209 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:08 AM (9dTMN)

    That was Her Majesty, yes?

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:11 AM (BiNEL)

    210 I just searched through the comments, and I must say I'm surprised that no one called for more common sense narwhal tusk control!

    Posted by: mindful webworker - mermaid unicorns at November 30, 2019 10:11 AM (WyqH5)

    211 Not coincidentally, the Gen Z types are ruthless, cynical, mean and wickedly funny.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:04 AM (cfSRQ)

    Yeah, really. I have seen with my own eyes genX' kids brought up in the indoc centers with all the crazy participation trophy stuff.

    Of course generation speak being a generalization and then making generalizations of generalizations, there are bound to be outliers, especially at the fringes of what is classed in each generation.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 10:11 AM (1CjJc)

    212 Bidens lawyers argue that media organizations have been covering the case, and that the likelihood his personal financial records could be used in an inappropriate or malicious manner for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with these proceedings is exceedingly high and should not be tolerated by the court, according to the records obtained by the Mail.

    Talk about the chutzpah of any democrat making that argument after what they are trying to do to PDT. The balls on those assholes
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 10:06 AM (cEsBM)


    I've never seen a positive endgame for what the dumbest retard to crawl out of Scranton is trying to pull. I guess when your life has been one extended grift you start believing you're untouchable.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 10:12 AM (y7DUB)

    213 Congrats, H 7 !

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 10:12 AM (JwHjN)

    214 Delilah was Best Owner-Handled in Breed, that's it. Now to wait till 1:45 for groups.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:08 AM (9dTMN)

    Watched some of Nat'l Dog Show from Philly....196 breeds present...wow!

    Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2019 10:12 AM (X/Pw5)

    215 Definitely Mary Ann.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 30, 2019 10:12 AM (oVJmc)

    216 My thought on the generation war: people suck. Nobody has a monopoly on or immunity from this basic fact.

    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)

    *********

    I just got off a cruise and I can confirm. People do in fact suck. Given a crowds situation it is ALWAYS a race to the bottom.

    Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 10:13 AM (flINI)

    217 207 My thought on the generation war: people suck. Nobody has a monopoly on or immunity from this basic fact.
    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)

    Except millenials.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 10:13 AM (1CjJc)

    218 "I guess when your life has been one extended grift you start believing you're untouchable.

    Posted by: Captain Hate at November 30, 2019 10:12 AM (y7DUB) "



    Well, to be fair, nothing has happened yet to prove him wrong, either.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 10:14 AM (JwHjN)

    219 Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 10:13 AM (flINI)

    How was the Capn Krystal seminar?

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:14 AM (BiNEL)

    220 I had no idea narwhal tusks and fire extinguishers were such effective weapons. And to think the British subjects have such ready access to them, they were accessible within seconds. I think it is high time for parliament to outlaw those dangerous implements of war.

    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 30, 2019 10:15 AM (dNzKv)

    221 Robot dogs? yeah, pretty soon we'll be fitting robots in the streets. Mark my words morons and prepare.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:15 AM (VqhL9)

    222
    Her Majesty's knee is still crocked so I did the handling, to no good effect. It's not hard to do but hard to do well and I don't often do it unless the halt, lame and blind are unavailable. Compared to Her Majesty handling it's like trying to reproduce the Mona Lisa using a paint roller.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:16 AM (9dTMN)

    223 yeah, pretty soon we'll be fitting robots in the streets

    Fitting them for pants?

    Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 10:16 AM (vd8XM)

    224 people suck. Nobody has a monopoly on or immunity from this basic fact.

    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)

    That's hurtful. I'm calling the police!

    Posted by: 9th year Sociology Grad student at November 30, 2019 10:16 AM (wYseH)

    225 How was the Capn Krystal seminar?

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:14 AM (BiNEL)

    ********

    Believe it or not it would probably be better than what I just suffered through. There would have been far fewer people on a Cap'n Kristol Kruise.

    Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 10:16 AM (flINI)

    226 221 Robot dogs? yeah, pretty soon we'll be fitting robots in the streets. Mark my words morons and prepare.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:15 AM (VqhL9)

    Robot tailor. A job for the next generation.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 10:16 AM (1CjJc)

    227 "221 Robot dogs? yeah, pretty soon we'll be fitting robots in the streets. Mark my words morons and prepare.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:15 AM (VqhL9) "



    12ga sabot slugs.

    Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 30, 2019 10:17 AM (JwHjN)

    228 Yeah, really. I have seen with my own eyes genX'
    kids brought up in the indoc centers with all the crazy participation
    trophy stuff.



    Of course generation speak being a generalization and then making
    generalizations of generalizations, there are bound to be outliers,
    especially at the fringes of what is classed in each generation.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 10:11 AM (1CjJc)

    ---
    My generalizations are authoritive, yours are not. Hope that clears things up.

    Anyway, what interests me is that I'm in a very, very liberal town and the pushback from the kids here is intriguing. There is definitely a sense that snowflake culture is stupid and the gender obsession is a waste of time.

    I will also note that Gen Xers are probably the least cohesive age cohort out there, because the monoculture was breaking up as they came of age. The Gen Z kids are even worse in this respect, since some are Arch-Snowflakes while others grew up watching South Park.

    Interesting times ahead.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:17 AM (cfSRQ)

    229 220 I had no idea narwhal tusks and fire extinguishers were such effective weapons. And to think the British subjects have such ready access to them, they were accessible within seconds. I think it is high time for parliament to outlaw those dangerous implements of war.
    Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



    With proper training, fresh fruit will due.

    https://youtu.be/tnjYeHBWvKA

    Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 30, 2019 10:17 AM (yO1kt)

    230 >>>My thought on the generation war: people suck. Nobody has a monopoly on or immunity from this basic fact.<<<

    Interestingly, Starbucks is at the forefront of this global battle. There is no discrimination there when it comes to finding baristas willing to serve shitty coffee.

    Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2019 10:17 AM (wo3c/)

    231 223 yeah, pretty soon we'll be fitting robots in the streets

    Fitting them for pants?
    Posted by: Bruce at November 30, 2019 10:16 AM (vd8XM)

    If I gotta wear pants, you bet your ass I will be fighting them in the streets to make sure they don't get any special pants dispensation.

    This is an outrage, people!

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 10:19 AM (1CjJc)

    232 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:16 AM (9dTMN)

    Sounds like you did a creditable job if I read that aright, hope she is on the path to full recovery'!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:19 AM (BiNEL)

    233 So that e in vulva cancer risk for sunning y9ur Ahole. Talking about the guys right that do it?

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:19 AM (VqhL9)

    234 Robot dogs? yeah, pretty soon we'll be fitting robots in the streets. Mark my words morons and prepare.

    Fitting them? For what? Jackets so they don't short out in the rain? And why in the streets? Too large to fit through the doors at WalMart? For what are we preparing? Are we all expected to work retail in the robot fitting industry?


    Your post raises so many questions.

    Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 30, 2019 10:19 AM (xkSJa)

    235
    people suck. Nobody has a monopoly on or immunity from this basic fact.

    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)


    *punches Insomniac*

    Take that back!

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:20 AM (9dTMN)

    236 Mercury is rising, and that means people want to know where you got your money.

    Mum's the word, and now's a great time to spend as much as you can on hookers and blow.

    Posted by: Hunter Biden's Horoscope at November 30, 2019 10:20 AM (cfSRQ)

    237 My generalizations are authoritive, yours are not. Hope that clears things up.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:17 AM (cfSRQ)

    Heh.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 10:20 AM (1CjJc)

    238 Terminator got it wrong I guess. It wont be human form robots that turn on people they'll have a vague resemblance to canines.

    Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 30, 2019 10:20 AM (n4y+3)

    239 "The Hill is currently running a headline claiming Adam Schiff's star is
    rising. That level of alternate reality is beyond narrative."

    His stardom in the criminal mafia world that is the DNC and half the FBI/CIA is "rising" I guess. Like Bonnie and Clyde's stardom rising when they'd knock off another bank ... but we'll see how long the crime spree continues.

    Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2019 10:21 AM (Cus5s)

    240 Man I saw that ad last night about taking a toke, going mad and killing someone. How many has JackStraw skilled I wonder.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:21 AM (VqhL9)

    241 Please. Let's just not cross memes with the narwhal tusk and surprise anal.

    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 10:21 AM (/ZR1Z)

    242 Killed. Ugh.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:23 AM (VqhL9)

    243 238
    Terminator got it wrong I guess. It wont be human form robots that
    turn on people they'll have a vague resemblance to canines.

    Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 30, 2019 10:20 AM (n4y+3)

    ---
    Speaking of terminators, I find it amusing how Hollywood's idea of a "strong woman" looks pretty much like teenage boy.

    Then they came up with Charlie's Angels only starring homely chicks.

    By the way, is that Star Wars thing even going to come out on time?

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:23 AM (cfSRQ)

    244 "Rickl lived in PA."

    Greater Philadelphia area


    I remember it was the north side. Warminster?

    Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (gHCnG)

    245 >>
    "The Hill is currently running a headline claiming Adam Schiff's star is

    rising. That level of alternate reality is beyond narrative."


    Ha! About as believable as "Chelsea Clinton: Thought Leader."

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (bDqIh)

    246 Please. Let's just not cross memes with the narwhal tusk and surprise anal.
    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 10:21 AM (/ZR1Z)

    Properly done old chap, that's rightly called SURPRISE Anal!!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (BiNEL)

    247 A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.

    Posted by: Kay at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (dQ1sa)

    248 >>How many has JackStraw skilled I wonder.

    Not enough.

    Yet.

    Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)

    249
    Fighting stigmas? Or sentencing innocent babies to a life of hell?


    An AIDS infected Sperm Bank....

    Delightful.

    What sane human being thinks this way?

    Build the Wall!!!

    Through the middle of America.

    Let them live in their self-inflicted insane 3rd world shithole tyranny and we'll just continue being sane.

    Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (kauXV)

    250 Please. Let's just not cross memes with the narwhal tusk and surprise anal.

    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 10:21 AM (/ZR1Z)

    ********

    That would certainly be... interesting.

    Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 10:26 AM (flINI)

    251 Later, folks. Jackstraw is skulking about, and I am too young to die.

    Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 30, 2019 10:26 AM (1CjJc)

    252 >>Speaking of terminators, I find it amusing how Hollywood's idea of a "strong woman" looks pretty much like teenage boy.

    Then they came up with Charlie's Angels only starring homely chicks.- - -

    The Year 2019: Where women are androgynous and only drag queens can be (hyper) feminine.

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:26 AM (bDqIh)

    253
    Quadruped robot predators would make more sense. Anything with a double-suspension gallop will outrun anything on two legs.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:27 AM (9dTMN)

    254 The Hill is currently running a headline claiming Adam Schiff's starfish is rising.

    30 seconds of sun on it per day will put a smile on your face.

    Posted by: Adam Schiff at November 30, 2019 10:27 AM (f6lTY)

    255 Speaking of Charlie's Angels...

    This whole business of reboots reveals just how creatively bankrupt the "creative class" actually is.

    The whole point of the original show was that TV was pretty boring, formulaic and there were only three networks, so how do you get decent ratings?

    Detective shows were cheap to film and easy to write, so why not do one entirely cast with super-models? Everyone knew what it was, but it worked for a while. It was entirely a product of a specific time and situation.

    Doing a send-up was fine, but this notion that somehow one is taking a brave stance by re-writing a schlock TV show is nonsense on stilts.

    I for one look forward to the feminist take on Manimal.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:27 AM (cfSRQ)

    256 people suck. Nobody has a monopoly on or immunity from this basic fact.

    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)


    Does, that include being an asshole? Asking for a friend.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:27 AM (VqhL9)

    257 Posted by: Kay at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (dQ1sa)

    Probably the wrong attribution, but I think Mark Twain said "the intelligence of a crowd/mob is equal to that of the dumbest person in the crowd divided by the number of people in the crowd!"

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:28 AM (BiNEL)

    258 With proper training, fresh fruit will due.
    Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 30, 2019 10:17 AM


    You're talking about the honey due melon, right?

    Posted by: Wives everywhere at November 30, 2019 10:28 AM (38KRt)

    259 The Hill is currently running a headline claiming Adam Schiff's star is
    rising.



    It's no star. It's just an old Santa display set off into a high-arcing trajectory by sewer gas and Uncle Louis' cigar.

    Play Ball!

    Posted by: Kay at November 30, 2019 10:28 AM (dQ1sa)

    260
    You're talking about the honey due melon, right?
    Posted by: Wives everywhere at November 30, 2019 10:28 AM (38KRt)


    No, Laurie Dhue.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:29 AM (9dTMN)

    261 PIE > GAINZZ

    Posted by: Heirloominati at November 30, 2019 10:29 AM (+J//Q)

    262 fitting my robot dog with a new skin today ... he was an aggressive doberman last night for guard duty -- going with the lovable lab cover today -- to the park to meet women. The propeller attachment makes him fast at actually retrieving ducks.

    Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2019 10:29 AM (Cus5s)

    263 sanity is overrated.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2019 10:30 AM (KP5rU)

    264 Not enough.

    Yet.

    Posted by: JackStraw at November 30, 2019 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)

    *laughed nervously*

    *Where the hell did he come from?*

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:30 AM (VqhL9)

    265 Off MIB sock.

    Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2019 10:30 AM (dQ1sa)

    266 252 >>Speaking of terminators, I find it amusing how Hollywood's idea of a "strong woman" looks pretty much like teenage boy.

    Then they came up with Charlie's Angels only starring homely chicks.- - -

    The Year 2019: Where women are androgynous and only drag queens can be (hyper) feminine.
    Posted by: Lizzy



    The SNL character Pat is a role model.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 30, 2019 10:30 AM (yO1kt)

    267 Quadruped robot predators would make more sense. Anything with a double-suspension gallop will outrun anything on two legs.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:27 AM (9dTMN)

    You may think you've seen pouncing, but wait until you see robot predator pouncing!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:31 AM (BiNEL)

    268 My thought on the generation war: people suck. Nobody has a monopoly on or immunity from this basic fact.

    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)


    I seem to be fairly well illiterate when it comes to Generation This or That. I don't know who is who.

    The whole notion is a media marketed concept, and since I refuse to participate in media created nonsense, I'm clueless as to which generation is which, beyond the vaguest of terms.

    Except yeah, I do enjoy having a go at people on the internet, so I'll rag on millenials now and then, because it's fun to see people overreact.

    Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2019 10:31 AM (hku12)

    269 >>Quadruped robot predators would make more sense. Anything with a double-suspension gallop will outrun anything on two legs.



    Have you seen these???
    https://preview.tinyurl.com/u3znmz4

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:31 AM (bDqIh)

    270 I admit loving nescafe in boiled milk, but my real instant is Vinacafe 3-in-1.

    It is Vietnamese so any fair-trade, organic, or sustainability is purely accidental. It is tasty, easy to make, and a heartburn in every cup


    Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2019 10:31 AM (1glZx)

    271 that was a misprint. it was supposed to be, his starfish is rising.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2019 10:31 AM (KP5rU)

    272
    The SNL character Pat is a role model.

    Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 30, 2019 10:30 AM (yO1kt)

    ---
    A mildly amusing skit that somehow became a movie I never saw.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:32 AM (cfSRQ)

    273 Still so far behind in comments. No nood yet tho I don' think.

    Lawmakers in a Chicago suburb earlier this week approved using taxes from recreational marijuana sales to establish a local reparations program.

    I thought at first this meant reparations to potheads for all the years of prohibition.

    Which I predicted back in the mid-90s.

    "Post-Prohib DEA," comic webwork linked in nic

    Posted by: mindful webworker - but what about the 600-pound gorilla? at November 30, 2019 10:32 AM (WyqH5)

    274 You may think you've seen pouncing, but wait until you see robot predator pouncing!

    The hardest part will be programming in the pre-pounce butt wiggle.

    Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 30, 2019 10:32 AM (xkSJa)

    275 Oh what sad times are these when one must defend against passing ruffians with a Fvcking Narwhal Tusk!

    Posted by: Heirloominati - FNT at November 30, 2019 10:32 AM (+J//Q)

    276 235
    people suck. Nobody has a monopoly on or immunity from this basic fact.

    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)

    *punches Insomniac*

    Take that back!
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:20 AM (9dTMN)

    *punches Hadrian back*

    No.

    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:33 AM (NWiLs)

    277 256 people suck. Nobody has a monopoly on or immunity from this basic fact.

    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs)


    Does, that include being an asshole? Asking for a friend.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:27 AM (VqhL9)

    Sure. It's a well-recognized subcategory.

    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:35 AM (NWiLs)

    278 Have you seen these???

    https://preview.tinyurl.com/u3znmz4

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:31 AM (bDqIh)

    Whoa. I am not amused by those things. I imagine them chasing me. Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

    The future of prosthetic limbs looks good though.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:35 AM (VqhL9)

    279 people suck. Nobody has a monopoly on or immunity from this basic fact. 

    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:09 AM (NWiLs) 

    *punches Insomniac* 

    Take that back! 
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 10:20 AM (9dTMN) 

    *punches Hadrian back* 

    No.

    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:33 AM (NWiLs)

    *********

    Don't make me pull out my Narwhal Tusk!

    Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 10:36 AM (flINI)

    280 Does, that include being an asshole? Asking for a friend.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:27 AM (VqhL9)

    Sure. It's a well-recognized subcategory.

    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:35 AM (NWiLs)

    Excellent! Lets make T-shirts!

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (VqhL9)

    281 http://bit.ly/34B5B5V
    *******
    Polish Ex-President: Hunter Biden Got Burisma Job Due to Family Name

    Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (BqBId)

    282 Late to the thread, that's all I got.
    Happy leftovers, Horde.

    Gotta go see a man about a cow...

    Posted by: Heirloominati - FNT at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (+J//Q)

    283 Oh what sad times are these when one must defend against passing ruffians with a Fvcking Narwhal Tusk!

    Posted by: Heirloominati - FNT at November 30, 2019 10:32 AM (+J//Q)



    Yeah, yeah.

    Who's laughing now at Our Giant Pointy Tooth of Justice!

    Suck it, naked apes with your little, small square corn on the cob eating teeth!

    Posted by: The Narwhal at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (kauXV)

    284 Sure. It's a well-recognized subcategory.
    Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2019 10:35 AM (NWiLs)


    Is there a whole taxonomy with Latin names!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (BiNEL)

    285 Imagonna stand up and say it.

    Not all millenials are stupid and lazy.

    Not all boomers are upstanding patriotic supporters of the Constitution, freedom and hard work.

    And the broad brush treatments are not necessarily helping the argument.

    On either side.


    Lumping together current college students and those that were college students when the Twin Towers were destroyed doesn't help either.

    Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (iTtBf)

    286 Then they came up with Charlie's Angels only starring homely chicks.- - -

    The Year 2019: Where women are androgynous and only drag queens can be (hyper) feminine.
    Posted by: Lizzy


    The SNL character Pat is a role model.
    Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at November 30, 2019 10:30 AM (yO1kt)


    I thought the dark haired one was good looking, and thought she looked familiar... the same chick who was Jasmine in the live action Aladdin movie.

    Yeah, she's lovely.

    Kristen Stewart seems to be passing her sell-by date, so I guess she's got to play down her looks these days, because they're not going to be around much longer. She is pretty, but the meth head shaggy dog look doesn't work for anybody.

    Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (hku12)

    287 Don't make me pull out my Narwhal Tusk!
    Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 10:36 AM (flINI)
    ----
    Geez, I walk in and there's already a brawl going on...

    Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (3Z6pZ)

    288 255 Speaking of Charlie's Angels...

    This whole business of reboots reveals just how creatively bankrupt the "creative class" actually is."

    While I was getting stuff together this morning, I watched (kind of) "The Flying Guillotine" on El Rey. (well it was on while i did stuff) I noted that it had more actual creativity in it than anything done in the last 10 years, at least. Also, since the Evil Emperor was behind the plot, you realize that the Chinese Government today is Same as it Ever Was.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (V2Yro)

    289 Gotta go see a man about a cow...

    Posted by: Heirloominati - FNT at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (+J//Q)

    I thought it was a Horse.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (VqhL9)

    290 Good morning!

    Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (u82oZ)

    291 "A mildly amusing skit that somehow became a movie I never saw."



    Those SNL players at least had a chance to make movies, now that movie comedies are pretty much dead the only hope today's cast members have at having a career post SNL is bit parts in bad sitcoms.

    Posted by: lowandslow at November 30, 2019 10:39 AM (4thlk)

    292 The future of prosthetic limbs looks good though.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:35 AM (VqhL9)

    The Internet of Things aspect is a bit scary, though!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:39 AM (BiNEL)

    293 http://bit.ly/34B5QxR
    *******
    Carter Page files lawsuit against DOJ: Accuses them of "Orwellian overreach" - Sara A. Carter

    Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 30, 2019 10:39 AM (BqBId)

    294 >>Whoa. I am not amused by those things. I imagine them chasing me. Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!



    Right? Like giant, headless insects. NO THANKS.
    The other thing is those videos of the MIT robot videos where a human-ish one is doing some task, and then one of the lab nerds whacks it with a bat or something to test its stability. Like that's not going to come back and haunt us when the robots become self-aware.

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:39 AM (bDqIh)

    295 Don't make me pull out my Narwhal Tusk!
    Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2019 10:36 AM


    Canadian-origin ones are the highest performing.

    Posted by: Peter North at November 30, 2019 10:39 AM (38KRt)

    296
    "The SNL character Pat is a role model."

    I knew a "Pat" in RL. Maybe everyone has.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at November 30, 2019 10:40 AM (V2Yro)

    297 Instant coffee>gas station coffee

    Posted by: April at November 30, 2019 10:40 AM (OX9vb)

    298 Geez, I walk in and there's already a brawl going on...

    Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (3Z6pZ)

    Irishman walking down the street sees two men fighting.

    "Is this a private fight or can anyone join in?"

    Just jump in CO.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:40 AM (VqhL9)

    299 Does this messenger bag make my butt look big?

    Posted by: Fighting Bobot at November 30, 2019 10:40 AM (EgshT)

    300 The Hill is currently running a headline claiming Adam Schiff's starfish is rising.

    -
    Political version of asshole sunning?

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 10:41 AM (+y/Ru)

    301 NaCly!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:41 AM (BiNEL)

    302 What's a bobot?

    Posted by: Fighting Robot at November 30, 2019 10:41 AM (EgshT)

    303 Thick overcast today-rain tonight and tomorrow. How on earth will I keep up my bunghole irradiation regimen? Life ain't fair! This ship be sinkin'!

    Posted by: Henry Bibby at November 30, 2019 10:41 AM (XXaRO)

    304 Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (u82oZ)

    Love that. Morning.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:42 AM (VqhL9)

    305 Political version of asshole sunning?

    The last thing that asshole Schiff wants is sunlight.

    Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 30, 2019 10:42 AM (xkSJa)

    306 Irishman walking down the street sees two men fighting.

    "Is this a private fight or can anyone join in?"

    Just jump in CO.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:40 AM (VqhL9)
    ----
    *suspicious look*
    How'd you know I'm Irish?

    Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 10:42 AM (3Z6pZ)

    307 Backs away from the thread. But my money is on Hadrian the Seventh and his Borzoi companions.

    Have a great day, everyone.

    Last KSU football game for my peeps to earn money for our Constitution Bee.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 30, 2019 10:42 AM (u82oZ)

    308 And the broad brush treatments are not necessarily helping the argument.

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 30, 2019 09:43 AM (cqNba)

    Are you new around here?

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2019 10:42 AM (wYseH)

    309 Like that's not going to come back and haunt us when the robots become self-aware.
    Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:39 AM (bDqIh)

    Oh come on, it's not like they'll have internet access or anything!

    Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 30, 2019 10:43 AM (BiNEL)

    310 How'd you know I'm Irish?

    You walked in here munching on a potato. Kind of a clue.

    Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 30, 2019 10:44 AM (xkSJa)

    311 Hey CBD!


    *thinks, 'there goes the neighborhood'*

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:44 AM (VqhL9)

    312 A mildly amusing skit that somehow became a movie I never saw.
    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:32 AM (cfSRQ)

    The amusement of that material arose from the discomfort of the well-intentioned normal fumbling around trying not to somehow offend.

    Now we are all writhing in a Pat skit, but the punishment is social shaming or jail-time, not embarrassment.

    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 10:44 AM (65i3Q)

    313 I heard Jack Straw was in the original cast of Reefer Madness ... little known fact, it was not acting, it was reality TV. beware the killer gonja ...

    Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2019 10:44 AM (Cus5s)

    314 Morning Horde!

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 10:44 AM (Y4EXg)

    315 289 Gotta go see a man about a cow...

    Posted by: Heirloominati - FNT at November 30, 2019 10:37 AM (+J//Q)

    I thought it was a Horse.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (VqhL9)

    Butcher. Not in France.

    But thanks for getting the reference!

    Posted by: Heirloominati - FNT at November 30, 2019 10:45 AM (+J//Q)

    316
    "Hey, buddy. Can you help a Robot Dog out?

    I was looking for the Piggly Wiggly on south-

    JUNK PUNCH!!!

    Ha ha ha.

    Didn't see that coming did-

    JUNK PUNCH!!!

    Ha ha ha.

    Kinda hurts doesn't-

    JUNK PUNCH!!!

    Okay...okay...I'm done.

    But, seriously, where's the Piggly-

    JUNK PUNCH!!!

    ...

    ...

    ...

    Posted by: Robot Dog Humor at November 30, 2019 10:45 AM (kauXV)

    317 >>This whole business of reboots reveals just how creatively bankrupt the "creative class" actually is."



    I think a lot of the creativity has migrated to cable/Netflix limited series, cartoons and video games, which are for more than kids.

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:45 AM (bDqIh)

    318 Bunghole sunning?


    Ah, at last I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

    Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 10:46 AM (m45I2)

    319 It [Charlie's Angels] was entirely a product of a specific time and situation.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
    ________

    Same with Ghostbusters. Remember the early '80s? The meme of the time was the red circle-and-slash. It was everywhere and it always worked, comedically.

    At the same time, actors were making the jump from Saturday Night Live to movies (Blues Brothers, Trading Places, etc.) and that was working very well, too.

    Don't get me wrong -- Ghostbusters is good -- but what made it a phenomenon was Bill Murray and a red circle-and-slash logo. You can't duplicate that now.

    Posted by: FireHorse at November 30, 2019 10:46 AM (EiOpn)

    320 298 Geez, I walk in and there's already a brawl going on...

    Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 10:38 AM (3Z6pZ)

    Irishman walking down the street sees two men fighting.

    "Is this a private fight or can anyone join in?"

    Just jump in CO.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:40 AM (VqhL9)

    Concealed Carry Narwhal Tusk > surprise anal

    Posted by: Heirloominati - FNT at November 30, 2019 10:46 AM (+J//Q)

    321 >>Oh come on, it's not like they'll have internet access or anything!

    "Oh, you want me to run the dishwasher and turn up the AC? Maybe should have been nicer. . ."
    -- Alexa

    Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:47 AM (bDqIh)

    322 There are obviously generations, but the term is used too expansively.

    People born in a certain era are shaped by it. The problem is that people try to fine tidy lines ("before 1960") that simply don't fit.

    But there are overlapping share experiences. Even though my classmates disagreed on politics, we could still be friends because that was the rule when we grew up. Politics wasn't your whole world.

    There's also a divide between pre- and post-internet. Pre- and post-social media.

    If you actually had to go to a library to look something up rather than pull it up on your phone, you will see things differently from someone who has never experienced a card catalog, knows that gas once commonly had lead into it and had to keep change on hand to use a pay phone.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:48 AM (cfSRQ)

    323 What's a bobot?


    *******

    Banana nana fofot...

    Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 10:49 AM (m45I2)

    324 I larfed:

    https://twitter.com/swampys8th/status/1200597245218869248

    Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 30, 2019 10:49 AM (xkSJa)

    325 tits

    Posted by: tits at November 30, 2019 10:50 AM (YqED9)

    326 What's a bobot?
    ----
    Combination Bobo and robot. Pops back up when you knock it down.

    Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 10:50 AM (3Z6pZ)

    327 " then one of the lab nerds whacks it with a bat or something to test its stability. Like that's not going to come back and haunt us when the robots become self-aware." Posted by: Lizzy

    those are funny, but they are faked. One of the videos shows how they did it ... put the dots on the joints of a human dong the routine, then use CGMI (I think those are the initials) to replace the human with a robot.


    But yeah, when the real ones come out, some millennial prick will use facial recognition to abuse Republicans ... coming to a robot system near you.

    Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2019 10:50 AM (Cus5s)

    328 Well, that worked anyhow. Strange, strange Pixy.

    Posted by: tits at November 30, 2019 10:50 AM (YqED9)

    329 I think a lot of the creativity has migrated to cable/Netflix limited series, cartoons and video games, which are for more than kids.
    Posted by: Lizzy at November 30, 2019 10:45 AM (bDqIh)

    video games, yes

    sad coz I don't play

    Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 30, 2019 10:52 AM (G546f)

    330 put the dots on the joints of a human dong


    I take it you failed human anatomy.










    JUNK PUNCH!!!!

    Posted by: Robot Dog Humor at November 30, 2019 10:53 AM (kauXV)

    331 ugh my kindle fire won't play twitter videos anymore - just see a black screen

    Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 30, 2019 10:53 AM (G546f)

    332 Don't get me wrong -- Ghostbusters is good -- but
    what made it a phenomenon was Bill Murray and a red circle-and-slash
    logo. You can't duplicate that now.
    Posted by: FireHorse at November 30, 2019 10:46 AM (EiOpn)





    I dunno. Think . . . Sean Penn or maybe Shia LaBeouf and the poop emoji?

    GOLD, man, ABSOLUTE GOLD!!!

    Posted by: Kindltot at November 30, 2019 10:55 AM (1glZx)

    333 331 ugh my kindle fire won't play twitter videos anymore - just see a black screen
    Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 30, 2019 10:53 AM (G546f)

    Me, too. Weird. Can hear the audio just fine , though.

    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 10:56 AM (65i3Q)

    334 Wasn't there a short SF story long ago about a guy trapped in some sort of capsule with a robot that was damaged and then tried to kill anything that moved? The robot beat the hell out of the guy for a time until the guy learned to stop moving.

    Eventually, the guy used a device like a laser pointer to paint the robot's control box on the wall and the robot destroyed the control box. (and in essence killed itself).

    Anyone remember the name of the story?

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 10:57 AM (Y4EXg)

    335 Same with Ghostbusters. Remember the early '80s? The
    meme of the time was the red circle-and-slash. It was everywhere and it
    always worked, comedically.



    At the same time, actors were making the jump from Saturday Night
    Live to movies (Blues Brothers, Trading Places, etc.) and that was
    working very well, too.



    Don't get me wrong -- Ghostbusters is good -- but what made it a
    phenomenon was Bill Murray and a red circle-and-slash logo. You can't
    duplicate that now.


    Posted by: FireHorse at November 30, 2019 10:46 AM (EiOpn)

    ---
    Comedy was equal-opportunity back then.

    Tipper Gore got roasted by the left. Now, censorship is good and don't laugh, meanie.

    I wonder how things will play out. Trump showed that these people can be beaten and also that they aren't coming from a place of good intentions.

    That changes the game a lot.

    For example, the old debate about gun control was whether it would lower crime rates. No one's really arguing that any more. It's a punitive measure, pure and simple.

    Not a single state has repealed concealed carry because the "Gunfight at the OK Corral" scenario never actually happened.

    But the same people are still working on it because it's a holy cause and they hate gun owners.

    Again, not sure what comes next.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 10:57 AM (cfSRQ)

    336 I'm laughing about the generational generalizations. I'm GenX with Silent Generation parents. My peers with Boomer parents didn't understand my "obsession" with bargain shopping; the ones with SG parents definitely did.

    But on the flipside, it's a struggle to get rid of "still some use" things. Anyone else have an overflowing Rag Bag?

    Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 30, 2019 10:58 AM (/+bwe)

    337 There are people that transport animals. However, airlines are pretty reasonable. You ship them as cargo. I am surprised that we can't get a group of folks willing to transport a cat partway and hand off to someone else. Wish I could take the cat.

    Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 30, 2019 10:58 AM (Lqy/e)

    338 *thinks, 'there goes the neighborhood'*

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 10:44 AM (VqhL9)

    EAT ME!
    [No...wait! That's not what I meant!]

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2019 10:59 AM (wYseH)

    339 Being of Polish decent, I have sponsored many polish citizens. I personally think the USA would benefit greatly if our immigration invasion was made up of Eastern European citizens. I'm not surprised that it was a Polish immigrant that picked up whatever was close to stop the London terrorist.

    Posted by: Chillin the most at November 30, 2019 11:00 AM (lonOK)

    340 This whole business of reboots reveals just how creatively bankrupt the "creative class" actually is."

    ---------

    To be fair, I painted like 15 versions of the Cathedral at Rouen.

    Posted by: Claude Monet at November 30, 2019 11:00 AM (XVuno)

    341 318 Bunghole sunning?

    Ah, at last I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

    Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 10:46 AM (m45I2)

    Ok, that was really good Seamus. LOL.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 11:00 AM (VqhL9)

    342 But on the flipside, it's a struggle to get rid of "still some use" things. Anyone else have an overflowing Rag Bag?
    Posted by: NaughtyPine

    ---

    Are you looking in my garage? LOL Rags, coffee cans of nuts, bolts and screws. Small pieces of various wood.

    Umm, yeah. I do that.

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 11:00 AM (Y4EXg)

    343 But on the flipside, it's a struggle to get rid of "still some use" things. Anyone else have an overflowing Rag Bag?
    Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 30, 2019 10:58 AM (/+bwe)

    Yes! :-)

    I'm going to press my own paper when the Burning Times come, lol.

    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 11:00 AM (65i3Q)

    344 yup, I had a candy bar for breakfast this week. I was at a party this past weekend and the dude running it is somewhat like a Rodney Dangerfield Back to School type character. His nephew had to sell candy, so he just bought all of it, and then some more. He gave me a box as I was leaving, along with a few nice cuban cigars. Chocolate and coffee, good stuff.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2019 11:01 AM (9Om/r)

    345 Some use things? I tried to throw away a meat tenderizing mallet. It's too light and the head spins around. I just tried to use it. My husband fished it out of the trash. We must keep it for some reason. I'm thinking about burying it.

    Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 30, 2019 11:01 AM (Lqy/e)

    346
    EAT ME!
    [No...wait! That's not what I meant!]

    Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 30, 2019 10:59 AM (wYseH)

    Love. this. Place. It's like ball breakers paradise.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 11:01 AM (VqhL9)

    347 Being of Polish decent, I have sponsored many polish citizens. I personally think the USA would benefit greatly if our immigration invasion was made up of Eastern European citizens.


    ----------

    Just NO IRISH!

    Posted by: Olson Johnson at November 30, 2019 11:02 AM (XVuno)

    348 Emmie,

    Flair espresso makers are 15% of this weekend if you are still interested.

    flairespresso.com

    Posted by: Chris not rock at November 30, 2019 11:02 AM (WO0/g)

    349 336
    I'm laughing about the generational generalizations. I'm GenX with
    Silent Generation parents. My peers with Boomer parents didn't
    understand my "obsession" with bargain shopping; the ones with SG
    parents definitely did.



    But on the flipside, it's a struggle to get rid of "still some use" things. Anyone else have an overflowing Rag Bag?

    Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 30, 2019 10:58 AM (/+bwe)

    ---
    Similar. Dad is pre-boomer, War Baby to be exact. Mom was early Boomer.

    Different mentality from later Boomers. Both are total liberals, but personally highly conservative in spending, also despite language about inclusion, rigidly adhere to conventional morality from their era.

    I'm a reactionary, partly because I spent a lot of time with my grandparents. I reject the Sexual Revolution because it brought pain and divorce as far as the eye can see. Trying to shelter my kids from it by raising them to be guerilla fighters in hostile terrain. Too early to tell if it works, although all of them are fiercely right to life and know how to use firearms (appropriate to their ages, of course).

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 11:02 AM (cfSRQ)

    350 339 Being of Polish decent, I have sponsored many polish citizens. I personally think the USA would benefit greatly if our immigration invasion was made up of Eastern European citizens. I'm not surprised that it was a Polish immigrant that picked up whatever was close to stop the London terrorist.
    Posted by: Chillin the most at November 30, 2019 11:00 AM (lonOK)

    Cousin !!

    Posted by: Heirloominati -CCNT at November 30, 2019 11:03 AM (+J//Q)

    351 Now we are all writhing in a Pat skit, but the punishment is social shaming or jail-time, not embarrassment.
    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 10:44 AM (65i3Q)


    Funny and sad, cuz it's true.

    Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2019 11:03 AM (hku12)

    352 Is that a concealed carry narwhal tusk or are you just glad to see me?

    Posted by: RI Red at November 30, 2019 11:04 AM (/ZR1Z)

    353 A man who never experienced the horrors of war because he successfully evaded the draft now sees fit to usurp the U.S, military code of justice and pardon convicted war criminals,

    Like Bowe Bergdahl and Bradley Manning?

    Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 30, 2019 11:04 AM (lD3vL)

    354 I'm calling out that turd-burglar who goes by WaterCow. WaterCow!

    Posted by: PlasmaGoat at November 30, 2019 11:04 AM (8j6Fo)

    355 " the USA would benefit greatly if our immigration invasion was made up of Eastern European citizens"

    this is probably true, but I'd just as soon they stay in Poland and make Poland (and the region) a stronger Western Civ nation.

    Posted by: illiniwek at November 30, 2019 11:04 AM (Cus5s)

    356 339
    Being of Polish decent, I have sponsored many polish citizens. I
    personally think the USA would benefit greatly if our immigration
    invasion was made up of Eastern European citizens. I'm not surprised
    that it was a Polish immigrant that picked up whatever was close to stop
    the London terrorist.

    Posted by: Chillin the most at November 30, 2019 11:00 AM (lonOK)

    ---
    That reminds me of another generational marker: ethnic jokes.

    Growing up it was taken for granted that Poles (aka "Polacks") were idiots, but no one ever explained why. Germans were ruthless, Irish drunks, Jews greedy, French rude, and Poles...stupid.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 11:05 AM (cfSRQ)

    357 ugh my kindle fire won't play twitter videos anymore - just see a black screen
    Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 30, 2019 10:53 AM (G546f)

    Me, too. Weird. Can hear the audio just fine , though.

    -
    If I enlarge them by punching the thingy in the bottom right corner, they play.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)

    358 Morning fappers. On second cup.

    Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 11:05 AM (O/X1S)

    359 I personally think the USA would benefit greatly if our immigration invasion was made up of Eastern European citizens.

    Like Russian mobsters and gypsies.

    Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 30, 2019 11:06 AM (lD3vL)

    360 I would trade 50,000 folks from HK, for 100,000 Portlanders to be named later.

    Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 11:06 AM (3Z6pZ)

    361 I'm calling out that turd-burglar who goes by WaterCow. WaterCow!
    Posted by: PlasmaGoat

    ---

    Incur the wrath of Ladyl at your own risk.

    Posted by: Tonypete at November 30, 2019 11:06 AM (Y4EXg)

    362 But on the flipside, it's a struggle to get rid of "still some use" things. Anyone else have an overflowing Rag Bag?
    Posted by: NaughtyPine
    -------

    Of course.

    Thrift shops will take such, they bale them and the stuff is sold *as* rags for chopped-up purposes.

    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2019 11:07 AM (2kj6M)

    363 354 I'm calling out that turd-burglar who goes by WaterCow. WaterCow!
    Posted by: PlasmaGoat at November 30, 2019 11:04 AM (8j6Fo)

    ----------

    Piker

    Posted by: TequilaOtter at November 30, 2019 11:07 AM (XVuno)

    364 Posted by: Chris not rock at November 30, 2019 11:02 AM (WO0/g)

    Chris, thanks for alerting me! That's about the best possible discount!

    Posted by: Emmie at November 30, 2019 11:08 AM (87gB3)

    365 When my cousin was born, his father joked that because he was Irish, Russian and Polish when he grew up he would get drunk, take over the neighborhood and not know what to do with it.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 11:08 AM (cfSRQ)

    366 Growing up it was taken for granted that Poles (aka "Polacks") were idiots, but no one ever explained why.

    -
    My high school history teacher addressed this issue. He opined it was because every few years the Pole would revolt against their occupiers, whether German or Russian, and get crushed.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)

    367
    Being of Polish decent, I have sponsored many polish citizens. I personally think the USA would benefit greatly if our immigration invasion was made up of Eastern European citizens.

    Just not those Lithuanian bastards.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 11:08 AM (9dTMN)

    368 Just not those Lithuanian bastards.
    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 11:08 AM (9dTMN)

    ----------

    And no Uzbeks

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 11:09 AM (XVuno)

    369 ugh my kindle fire won't play twitter videos anymore - just see a black screen
    Posted by: vmom happy to have college kid home at November 30, 2019 10:53 AM (G546f)

    Me, too. Weird. Can hear the audio just fine , though.

    -
    If I enlarge them by punching the thingy in the bottom right corner, they play.
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)


    Recently updated the firmware of a Sony Blu-Ray player... it no longer accesses Amazon Prime.

    Begun, the contract streamers war has.

    Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2019 11:10 AM (hku12)

    370 trade 50,000 folks from HK, for 100,000 Portlanders to be named later.
    Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 11:

    I saw a comment that said it would be nice if we were as fearless and devoted as the HK people. That we would fearlessly wear a MAGA hat, etc.

    Posted by: Chillin the most at November 30, 2019 11:10 AM (lonOK)

    371 My high school history teacher addressed this issue. He opined it was because every few years the Pole would revolt against their occupiers, whether German or Russian, and get crushed.
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)

    ---------

    Historically, Poland tended to disappear a lot.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 11:11 AM (XVuno)

    372 Recently updated the firmware of a Sony Blu-Ray player... it no longer accesses Amazon Prime.

    Begun, the contract streamers war has.
    Posted by: BurtTC at November 30, 2019 11:10 AM (hku12)
    ----
    Yeah, mine, too. One of my missions this weekend is to shop for a Blu-Ray player that will get the sreaming services.

    Damn them. Damn all their kind.

    Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 11:12 AM (3Z6pZ)

    373 367: i think we have enough albanians, myself.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2019 11:12 AM (KP5rU)

    374
    trade 50,000 folks from HK, for 100,000 Portlanders to be named later.

    Posted by: Captain Obvious


    The ChiComs would find our Leftists so whiney and disgusting they'd ship them all to Manchuria to be worked to death.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 11:13 AM (9dTMN)

    375 Is that the dog pissing asshole? Yeah a real sweet kid I am sure?
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 08:45 AM (cEsBM)

    I watched the video. Not scandalous, just silly. But excessive celebration is the refs' call, I guess. Cost his team the game. Now, he's the goat.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2019 11:14 AM (/sgva)

    376 Spurwing Plover sighting in the comments! (And a decent report linked in my sock on the CAGW crowd wanting to 'brand' CAGW to instill more fear in people.)

    Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2019 11:14 AM (Dh1wo)

    377 A man who never experienced the horrors of war
    because he successfully evaded the draft now sees fit to usurp the U.S,
    military code of justice and pardon convicted war criminals,



    Like Bowe Bergdahl and Bradley Manning?

    Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 30, 2019 11:04 AM (lD3vL)

    ---
    None of them were convicted of war crimes. Not a single one.

    They were charged with "murder" in a combat zone. Murder. In a combat zone. Where they enemy refuses to wear uniforms.

    The bomb-maker was known. No one has said he didn't make bombs. He just wasn't armed when he got whacked - you know, like lots of soldiers who are caught unawares. That's now murder.

    The "crimes" were violating suicidal rules of engagement because losing wars with dignity is the Establishment ideal.

    None of the people complaining would have shed a single tear of the roles in each of these cases were reversed and Americans had been shot, blown up or stabbed while helpless.

    So screw them.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 11:14 AM (cfSRQ)

    378 I saw a comment that said it would be nice if we were as fearless and devoted as the HK people. That we would fearlessly wear a MAGA hat, etc.
    Posted by: Chillin the most at November 30, 2019 11:10 AM (lonOK)
    ----
    Heck, I just want folks who won't vote for the kind of totalitarian asswipes that populate our City Council and Metro.

    Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 11:14 AM (3Z6pZ)

    379 The ChiComs would find our Leftists so whiney and disgusting they'd ship them all to Manchuria to be worked to death.

    --------

    See? Everybody wins then.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 11:14 AM (XVuno)

    380 trade 50,000 folks from HK, for 100,000 Portlanders to be named later.

    Posted by: Captain Obvious

    The ChiComs would find our Leftists so whiney and disgusting they'd ship them all to Manchuria to be worked to death.

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

    Ok.

    Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 11:15 AM (O/X1S)

    381 Damn them. Damn all their kind.
    Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 30, 2019 11:12 AM (3Z6pZ)



    Just get a ROKU.

    They're cheap this weekend.

    And they're the Swiss of the streaming wars. Everyone uses them.

    Posted by: Robot Dog Humor at November 30, 2019 11:15 AM (kauXV)

    382 Ugh.

    Robot Dog robo-sock!

    Posted by: naturalfake at November 30, 2019 11:16 AM (kauXV)

    383 Kaepernick Trashes America On 'Unthanksgiving Day' After Failing To Garner NFL Interest

    -
    Yeah, that's right, Krapper. It's America's fault that you're old and a lousy football player.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)

    384 Historically, Poland tended to disappear a lot.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 11:11 AM (XVuno)

    ---
    I think Churchill said they were a courageous people but their political moves had made their name a byword for ineptitude. So that would explain it.

    Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 30, 2019 11:16 AM (cfSRQ)

    385 *punches Insomniac*
    *punches Hadrian back*
    Don't make me pull out my Narwhal Tusk!

    Is the fight over already? Because the Webworks Emporium was going to offer specials on fire extinguishers. Also Jiffy Pop™.

    Posted by: mindful webworker - narwhal to narwhal bargains at November 30, 2019 11:17 AM (WyqH5)

    386
    Poles: romantically stupid

    Serbs: truculently stupid

    Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 30, 2019 11:18 AM (9dTMN)

    387 Golden State Warriors head coach Steve Kerr honored Trayvon Martin during his team's game against the Miami Heat Friday night with a wristband and tickets for Martin's family.

    NBC Sports Bay Area's Logan Murdock tweeted a photo of Kerr wearing an "I am Trayvon Martin" wristband during his postgame press conference at Miami's AmericanAirlines Arena, and Warriors' head of PR Raymond Ridder announced that Kerr provided tickets for the family. In addition, Murdock reported that Kerr met with Martin's mother Sybrina Fulton after the game.

    Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 30, 2019 11:18 AM (JtHJd)

    388 Repeat please!

    Posted by: Polish Squadron at November 30, 2019 11:19 AM (dQ1sa)

    389 Good morning, Infidel! Did y'all get that crazy wind?

    Posted by: Emmie at November 30, 2019 11:19 AM (87gB3)

    390 I'm laughing about the generational generalizations. I'm GenX with

    Silent Generation parents. My peers with Boomer parents didn't

    understand my "obsession" with bargain shopping; the ones with SG

    parents definitely did.





    But on the flipside, it's a struggle to get rid of "still some use" things. Anyone else have an overflowing Rag Bag?



    Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 30, 2019 10:58 AM (/+bwe)



    My parents are late silent generation, I'm borderline boomer/gen X. Although I solidly test as a gen X. The "still some use" thing is a bit of a plague. I probably keep some stuff I shouldn't, but I'm a blend of MacGyver and the gilligan island professor, so I see materials to make shit out of, and I usually do. Guilty on the overflow rag bag, but between the car and harleys and other shit I do I go through rags like crazy. My brother in the other hand throws away anything that isn't nailed down if he hasn't used it in 6 months. Mom was a shopper. Dad, me, and my brother couldn't give a shit.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2019 11:19 AM (9Om/r)

    391 Repeat please!
    Posted by: Polish Squadron at November 30, 2019 11:19 AM (dQ1sa)
    -----
    Turn! Left! Zero! Nine! Zero!

    Posted by: Squadron Commander at November 30, 2019 11:20 AM (3Z6pZ)

    392 I'm tired of this thread.

    I think we need a NOOD one.

    Don't you?

    http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=384508

    Posted by: mindful webworker - look! be over there now! at November 30, 2019 11:20 AM (WyqH5)

    393 steve kerr is a fucking commie pussy. fuck him and his team of pants shitters. the nba is a crime syndicate. and, racist as fuck. stick and ball sports can all die for all i give shit.

    Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2019 11:21 AM (KP5rU)

    394 Hum? Lambasting PDT because he did not serve?

    To bad he does not have a Military Record like Fredo ha, because the Left loved his record

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 11:22 AM (cEsBM)

    395 Why do I need a blue Ray player for streaming services? I have Amazon Prime. What the hell am missing? I don't want to miss it whatever it is.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 30, 2019 11:22 AM (VqhL9)

    396 steve kerr is a fucking commie pussy. fuck him and his team of pants shitters. the nba is a crime syndicate. and, racist as fuck. stick and ball sports can all die for all i give shit.
    Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 30, 2019 11:21 AM (KP5rU)

    Amen Brother

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2019 11:22 AM (cEsBM)

    397 Emmie- Don't know. Didn't leave the house yesterday except to get the paper off the driveway.

    Posted by: Infidel at November 30, 2019 11:23 AM (O/X1S)

    398 DuckDuck'ed the name Tejinder Uberol and noticed two things right off the bat.

    1. Lots of links to "Letters to the Editor" sections of various papers.

    2. Berkeley Daily Planet Journalist

    Dollars to donuts Tejinder Uberol is not Tejinder's real name.
    Posted by: Muldoon at November 30, 2019 09:16 AM (m45I2)

    And almost certainly familiar with the taste of penis.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2019 11:23 AM (/sgva)

    399 But on the flipside, it's a struggle to get rid of "still some use" things. Anyone else have an overflowing Rag Bag?
    Posted by: NaughtyPine
    ---
    Have you been to my house?!?!?

    Posted by: lin-duh at November 30, 2019 11:27 AM (UUBmN)

    400 But on the flipside, it's a struggle to get rid of "still some use" things. Anyone else have an overflowing Rag Bag?

    Posted by: NaughtyPine


    [eyes closed garage, no cars inside] Don't open that door!

    Posted by: Count de Monet at November 30, 2019 11:30 AM (dQ1sa)

    401 Yeah, that's right, Krapper. It's America's fault that you're old and a lousy football player.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 30, 2019 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)

    What's really funny is one of the receivers getting interest from teams while Krap didn't.

    Posted by: BignJames at November 30, 2019 11:33 AM (X/Pw5)

    402 "A man who never experienced the horrors of war

    because he successfully evaded the draft now sees fit to usurp the U.S,

    military code of justice and pardon convicted war criminals"



    Don't you love that shit? Slick willie dodged the draft and then went to the fucking soviet union to protest the war. Obama? lol, he would end up shooting himself during basic training if he even found an American bone in his body urging him to join.

    Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 30, 2019 11:35 AM (9Om/r)

    403 Don't you love that shit? Slick willie dodged the draft and then went to the fucking soviet union to protest the war. Obama? lol, he would end up shooting himself during basic training if he even found an American bone in his body urging him to join.

    ---------

    To be fair, there was no place available for Obama in the U.S. military ever since they disbanded the Girl's Bike Assault Commando units.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 11:40 AM (XVuno)

    404 I'm Polish and Scottish = fvcking doomed.

    Posted by: Gem at November 30, 2019 11:40 AM (65i3Q)

    405 NEWS FLASH: You've all been willowed

    NOOD

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2019 11:44 AM (XVuno)

    406 Thrift shops will take such, they bale them and the stuff is sold *as* rags for chopped-up purposes.
    Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2019 11:07 AM (2kj6M)

    I save worn-out clothing and linens, and render then down into wiping rags for the shop. Blue jeans, for example, I just cut or tear the front and panels of the legs out, and trash the rest. I don't want lumpy rags, or zippers and rivets.

    Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2019 11:53 AM (/sgva)

    407 Hello everyone, I was infected with the Epstein-Barr virus and I got cured from the Epstein-Barr virus few months ago after i contacted Chief Dr Wealthy. I saw a post on the internet after i have seek healing for several years from different doctors in California. I sent the Doctor a request for help, just a few email i followed his instruction and he sent me the medication. Now i am negative and i referred him to all my friend who had this same sickness and they have gotten their cure too. You can contact him via his email: wealthylovespell@gmail.com or Phone call or whatsAPP: +2348105150446. While i was on his medication i understood that he can also cure HERPES, HIV/AIDS, CANCER, Male/female menopause, Miscarriage, Menstruation problems, PREGNANCY PROBLEM, EPILEPSY, GONORRHEA, LASSA FEVER, OBESITY, KIDNEY FAILURE, HYPERTENSION, FIBROID TUMOR, BRAIN FOG, EPSTEIN-BARR VIRUS and many more.

    Contact him today and get your problem solved.

    Posted by: Laura Morris at December 01, 2019 02:24 AM (WlAeo)

    408 Thanksgiving that time of the year when the jerks from PETA hold one of their stupid protests and this year was no different

    Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 01, 2019 04:59 PM (FLiOE)

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