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Little Brian Stelter: Say, Now That Our Newest Coup Attempts Are Failing, Maybe It's Time to Dust Off Our First Coup Plan, Invoking the 25th Amendment
You're not supposed to bat around the whole lineup if you keep striking out.
Yesterday, CNN announced that, with Russia Hoax 2.0 failing, they were going back to Russia Hoax 1.0-- claiming that Trump lied to Mueller or something. Something Mueller himself was unable to establish. Now they're going back ever further into the lineup. Now they're trotting out the 25th Amendment coup plan again.The pre-inauguration coup didn't work, the 25th Amendment coup didn't work, the Comey coup didn't work, the Mueller coup didn't work, and the Ukraine the impeachment coup isn't working, so I guess were back to the 25th Amendment now. https://t.co/nZHjhrtwhq
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) November 19, 2019
My former doctor said Joe Biden was senile. It worries him tremendously, and it’s not a joking matter. https://t.co/CX4Xhm2JRx
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) November 19, 2019
My former doctor said Joe Biden was senile. It worries him tremendously, and it’s not a joking matter. https://t.co/CX4Xhm2JRx
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) November 19, 2019
I’m worried about Eric Swalwell’s colon.
— Sgt. Joe Friday (@bitemeMannix) November 19, 2019
— Dave Hinkin (@djhinkin) November 19, 2019
It already has a Twitter account. pic.twitter.com/U1rcVxppwk
— CN (@BullBearBattle) November 19, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 08:15 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 08:15 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 08:16 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2019 08:16 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 08:17 PM (ECrgQ)
In a nutty sorta way that makes sense.
Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2019 08:18 PM (RLKE7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:18 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2019 08:18 PM (D2sB2)
Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 08:18 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: tbodie at November 19, 2019 08:18 PM (lJTbP)
Posted by: jsg at November 19, 2019 08:19 PM (S6H6D)
Oh.. wait..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2019 08:19 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 08:19 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (GZCaY)
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (jR+TO)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (3BlqQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (yQpMk)
Dense.
But delicate.
If you don't put them dead center on the shelf, the shelf will tip and the Thread will end up in pieces on the floor.
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2019 08:20 PM (yDWtO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 08:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at November 19, 2019 08:21 PM (J6P5a)
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 19, 2019 08:21 PM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 19, 2019 08:21 PM (Fxgkp)
Which, come to think of it, is not a particularly original idea either
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Gbone at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (FISVQ)
Posted by: trapper's girl at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (dnjy6)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (jR+TO)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (NbRJx)
But when impeachment is over in a few months, I expect the next play will be SDNY investigation of the Trump Organization and campaign.
25th amendment play maybe after that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (Au0CU)
not in a creepy way
just in a lazy way
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 08:22 PM (G546f)
I identify with this comment and sentiment.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (t+qrx)
Of course for the more excitable here, this is an acknowledgement from CNN that the Democrats have nothing. Nothing at all here in Ukraine. And all that this has accomplished is bore the public even more with "Get Trumpy! - The Musical!" and out a whole lot of people that they should have preferred stayed undercover.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (GZCaY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: jsg at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (S6H6D)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (7rVsF)
Hey, any port in a storm, eh?
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (32YRo)
There are rumors that ace has a substance problem.
We don't talk about it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Guzalot at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (Rz36l)
And we're worried about people not being able to find words after eight years of Captain Teleprompter?
LOLGF
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (JCrfD)
hey, hogmartin
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 19, 2019 08:21 PM (Fxgkp)
I think taxes are the next thing. Or is hush payments next? I can't keep them straight.
Or maybe the left will take time off to shriek about the WH Christmas decorations before they go back to the list.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: AoS Haiku at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (OVnvO)
That suckers only 9" tall!!!!
What a rip off. Garden Gnomes got to be at least 18" so they can be seen from the street!!
I was going to get one but that's too small for the price.
Plus it'll get stolen the first night it's out.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (cxIsI)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 08:23 PM (KP5rU)
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Yeah. I know.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: trapper's girl at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (dnjy6)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)
How chic!
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (32YRo)
Do you know who's fault it is that the Ukraine coup is getting no traction? Yours. If you weren't so blind to the hard-hitting journalism, if you weren't so distracted by raising kids and living your stupid bourgeois life, you would be marching on Washington right now.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (ONb8c)
Just remember to forget my most excellent prediction last week: the Democrats will call to testify a psychiatrist to "testify" the president is mentally unfit.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (iCTKF)
Trump anticipated this more than a week ago when he told the Washington press corps that "Nancy Pelosi has lost her mind."
He's not wrong.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (YVDiH)
Posted by: 29Victor at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (J1R3A)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 08:25 PM (NVYyb)
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Fart, fart like the wind!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
beep
Posted by: John McCain's wheelchair at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (Gf0s/)
Centered FTW!!
Posted by: Gbone at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (FISVQ)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (jR+TO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (xSo9G)
I know some people think I should "go home" to them, but no.
F*** them.
I know what Marxism leads to.
Posted by: Allie at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (pgXNG)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 19, 2019 08:27 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 08:28 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:28 PM (xSo9G)
We don't talk about it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Snorting powdered hobo blood is called 'Chasing the Tramp.' It is said that the dried, powdered blood of an albino hobo will make one immortal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2019 08:28 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: trapper's girl at November 19, 2019 08:29 PM (dnjy6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2019 08:29 PM (ONb8c)
Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 08:29 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Only Sen Romney looked up when he said that...
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:29 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)
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LMAO. Scheiner will come! You'll always have that bright bulb plagiarizing wordsmith Joe Biden to kick Trump's ass in the debates.
Trump is a stable genius ... and funnier than every pathetic late-night "comedian" combined. lolgf
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 08:30 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 08:30 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2019 08:28 PM (2B9A/)
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If you cut open the skull of an albino hobo, it's full of gold. And Valu-Rite.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 08:30 PM (Au0CU)
It's just about owning every minute of the news cycle so we don't start talking about stuff like immigration, world stability, the economy, or Trump's general spine and strength. So when one of their games gets a little tiresome, they have another to fall back on. The four or five assorted topics are by design.
The orders for what each day's news will be comes from the DNC or some related entity. Skeleter is just following orders.
Posted by: ... at November 19, 2019 08:30 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2019 08:28 PM (2B9A/)
Wild-sourced hobos only? Or are city-raised hobos allowed?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 08:30 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Avi at November 19, 2019 08:30 PM (kSq2k)
So let us have a preview of "Get Trumpy! - The Miniseries!" where a brave young female Under Deputy First Assistant to the Fourth Secretary of State finds the bombshell information that is guaranteed to send the Golden Scalp Weasel to the taxidermist!
It'll be more gripping than "Shogun!" or "Lonesome Dove!" We promise! Have we ever lied to you about this before?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (GZCaY)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Some hipster Cam at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (oY5lM)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (Dh1wo)
Biden sniffing Swallowell. I'm ded.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BluesFish at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Some hipster Cannibal at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (oY5lM)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: ken at November 19, 2019 08:32 PM (Ba+RP)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:32 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 08:32 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2019 08:32 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Voter theater. at November 19, 2019 08:32 PM (xXx5y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2019 08:33 PM (D2sB2)
Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2019 08:32 PM (MVjcR)
It definitely isn't right.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 08:33 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2019 08:33 PM (NbRJx)
She can do that? She has the Keys Of Saint Peter? News to me.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 19, 2019 08:33 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (Dh1wo)
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Oddly enough, so is Flashman's.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:33 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (5lKKp)
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
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Ah. Link to photobucket: https://tinyurl.com/ugtmkyx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (CDGwz)
The entire Democrat field is filled with unwell people, and that fat little butterball starts talking this crap again.
Biden's eye filled up with blood in the middle of a debate, Buttjudgdgd is gay, maybe have major fecal incontinence, Warren's face is stretched so tightly you could bounce a quater off it, Bernie has probably had AT LEAST two heart attacks in the last six months....is there anyone else running? Too many of those idiots running around.
But hey, Trump is so crazy and stuff!!!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (lg/F7)
Oh, and I loved the part were they seemed offended POTUS blew off the functionary talking points...Shocking. I guess they were used to lazy ass jug ears who could not be bothered to put any effort in of his own most of time.
Posted by: Gbone at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (FISVQ)
Posted by: woke to be drunk at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (WX+x0)
Laughing amidst the civic squalor and sad degraded husk of a modern republic we once had.
Oh - and WTF with the Conan The Dog event?? There was a great photoshop of Biden sniffing Conan, which reminded me. Thought PDT was going to have Conan in for a ceremony at the WH.
Good dog!
Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:35 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2019 08:35 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2019 08:36 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Weasel
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It's as if thousands of Left Justifcations suddenly cried out...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:36 PM (CDGwz)
I've gone into a long explanation long ago, but short and sweet: It is literally, in every way, EASIER to Impeach than it is to use the 25th Amendment procedures! You have to have 2/3 of BOTH Houses to pass it, plus the Ringleader has to be the Vice President. It's only useful for those rare instances where the President is completely incapacitated, but his party doesn't want to impeach him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 08:36 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: woke to be drunk at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM (WX+x0)
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Interesting...I didn't know bourbon could have emotional issues.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:36 PM (3Z6pZ)
Let's stop.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (JCrfD)
The Dems, as usual, have tipped their hand about how THEY use foreign aid - and why they like it so much. And I don't mean bribes for the good of the country.
Posted by: ... at November 19, 2019 08:37 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 19, 2019 08:37 PM (EgshT)
Mike, I was hoping there was a Trump gnome for realz. I think it would be awesome!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 08:37 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 19, 2019 08:28 PM (2B9A/)
It grants the user all the powers of the hobo.
So, not really a great deal all things considered.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM (Eicbe)
Why, when all the comments are centered, isn't the commenter data and nic?
Hah. That'll bake your noodle.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM (cxIsI)
Point is, other than what Ace posts in here, or what I see in feeds of certain actual journalists I follow, I see absolutely nothing that CNN, NYT, ABC, NBC, CNBC, etc. say about anything. On principal, I chose to boycott all of these institution years ago, before Trump. And I know I'm not alone.
There. Is. No. Daylight. Between DNC Official Playbook and the Playbooks of the media "news" organizations. The "Drudge Report" of the Progressive left IS the DNC playbook of the day. Why visit any of these sites when you can get the pure version of the crack directly from the DNC?
Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (QDnY+)
short and sweet: It is literally, in every way, EASIER to Impeach than
it is to use the 25th Amendment procedures! You have to have 2/3 of
BOTH Houses to pass it, plus the Ringleader has to be the Vice
President. It's only useful for those rare instances where the
President is completely incapacitated, but his party doesn't want to
impeach him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 08:36 PM (V2Yro)
Good stuff (seriously) but none of it matters. It's just an interesting, intellectual way of saying Trump is crazy/incompetent/off the rails. And the plebs are supposed to go... oooh an amendment number... this person really knows their stuff!!!!
Posted by: ... at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 08:37 PM (LOq4H)
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Aren't there Chia Trumps for sale?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
Farmed raised Hobos are sold only in counters at Costco, their sell date is short - wild Alaskan Hobos are best - sprinkled with Himalyan salt and just a dust of freshly squeezed lime juice, cooked on a hot grill, then reduced to allow the Hobo wine juices be retained and served with a Napa Valley red from Staggs Leap district - they make the perfect entertaining menu for discerning guests like Ace.
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (786Ro)
Does Dr. Scheiner think Wilson should have stepped aside after his stroke?
Does Dr. Scheiner think a dying FDR should have run for a fourth term?
Does Dr. Scheiner think that JFK was fit for the presidency after his Addison's and Dr. Feelgood's injections?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Anon at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (LzhRq)
Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Feathrerston, Jake at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)
Hah. That'll bake your noodle.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM (cxIsI)
The .posted class's text-align: left; overrides the inherited style.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: ... at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Gbone at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (FISVQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (Dh1wo)
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From the deep, rumbling sound I think his Indian name should be Pants Of Fecal Matter.
Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Mike, I was hoping there was a Trump gnome for realz. I think it would be awesome!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
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There is:
https://tinyurl.com/vsgj4rp
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (LOq4H)
Why, when all the comments are centered, isn't the commenter data and nic?
Hah. That'll bake your noodle.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM (cxIsI)
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I...
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Damn you. Damn you.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (3Z6pZ)
Who pulled the decentered cord. I wanted to see if my little tree was going to work!
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (a4qVe)
Ace may have called it a night
He'll be gone till past morning light
If you're stuck in the the middle
Just wait just a little
And the ONT will make it alright.
Posted by: freaked at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: 80's music fan at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (glGDV)
Who pulled the decentered cord. I wanted to see if my little tree was going to work!
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (a4qVe)
It's not a bad little tree. All it needs is a little love.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (NWiLs)
So, not really a great deal all things considered.
Posted by: hogmartin
It takes two more bottles of Thunderbird than normal to catch a buzz.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Bill Clinton, Dem Icon at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (LOq4H)
I mentioned the difficulty earlier, but yes! The 25th Amendment is for "when the president has a stroke" type of events or when he is under for surgery. Impeachment is for criminal actions, not an incapacity, and the 25th is to handle those situations. In an actual incapacity it would not be hard to get the necessary concurence because at that point it is no longer partisan.
Which Butterball Tater-Tots doesn't get.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (GZCaY)
farce and the case for impeachment is falling apart like a cheap suit
but does anyone know what the idiots watching this clown show think?
Posted by: Anon at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (LzhRq)
Apolitical people aren't watching it. I know this because I was apolitical for a long time. I predict it's not changing minds. No one likes being told what to think, so they just think whatever they thought before. They either kinda like Trump or kinda don't.
Posted by: ... at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: 80's music fan at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (glGDV)
The House is (allegedly) considering another CR as the current one expires on Friday. No wall funding.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Anon at November 19, 2019 08:40 PM (
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All the Dems at my office think the wheels are closing in. They're jacked. But they're good dimwitted Leftists. I've met a few Dems in my personal life who think it's dumb. I know no Republicans to ask.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (Au0CU)
Posted by: FtWorthMike at November 19, 2019 08:34 PM
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the center again!
Let's do the center again!
Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: zombie at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (fK2gX)
I know... preaching to the choir.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2019 08:44 PM (r+sAi)
Shall we kick out 85% of Congress now?
(don't answer that....)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 08:44 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:42 PM (ob5xJ)
And apparently reduces the cost of any and all car repairs to $2. Because every time I've been hit up for change, it is always - always - "just two bucks so I can get my car fixed".
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2019 08:44 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Yes. You can use the liver for a paving stone.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:44 PM (JCrfD)
Watching internet tv and ran across a movie....
Spring Break? check
Bikini Ski Party? check
Sharks...wait. What?
it's......
AVALANCHE SHARKS!!!!!
OMG!!
I'm in cheese heaven.
*opens beer*
later, y'all.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 19, 2019 08:44 PM (qIK5/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2019 08:44 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Spetnaz pee whores fast marching through epsteins prison at November 19, 2019 08:45 PM (r4XZs)
Posted by: Tonypete
Everything but the taint.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:45 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 08:39 PM (QDnY+)
He wasn't selected, groomed, and propelled to the Presidency for his intellect. He was chosen for the color of his heinie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:45 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (3Z6pZ)
Why, when all the comments are centered, isn't the commenter data and nic?
Hah. That'll bake your noodle.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 19, 2019 08:38 PM
I got nothin'. And still can't figure out how some of you pixy hackers do multi-line nics.
Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (786Ro)
They want a civil war, and may get one. Pray, fast, repent. And buy ammo.
Posted by: eastofsuez at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (U2zca)
Are all parts of the hobo used when butchering one?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Hobo scrapple
Hobo hash
Hobo roll
Potted hobo
Hobo sausages
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (7rVsF)
**gets out her Linus blankey and puts it around little tree**
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Insomniac
Hobo pate is a delicacy among some Amazonian tribes - and Ace.
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Tonypete
Everything but the taint.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:45 PM (ob5xJ)
The taint can be used as a fake mustache.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 08:31 PM (Dh1wo)
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From the deep, rumbling sound I think his Indian name should be Pants Of Fecal Matter.
Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2019 08:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Tchinggatchpoot.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (Ct55T)
"Vindman is who you want your children to grow up to be,"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (ptqGC)
*************
The gushing from these partisan hacks is pathetic.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2019 08:46 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (CxAqf)
Yeah. Trump's at 50 in Rasmussen
That's why all the trial balloons about other stuff are being waved aloft.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Anon at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (LzhRq)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (Y4EXg)
You can, but you're really just after the venom sacs. You'll need them for the vision quest.
Remember, the coyote that speaks with your mother's voice is the only one that will tell the truth.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: zombie at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (LOq4H)
I know this is a relatively small portion of the public, probably something like 6 to 12% of the voting populace, but I'm truly interested to know if a majority of this group thinks this is legit or not, whether they get angry at what the Dems and Media are doing and whether that translates to support of Trump 2020.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 19, 2019 08:47 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Kavanaugh at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (S6H6D)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jeb! at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (wo3c/)
"Vindman is who you want your children to grow up to be,"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:43 PM (ptqGC)
A lying, pretentious, hack?
Posted by: Puddleglum, a New Soviet Virginian at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (Gf0s/)
Posted by: Jeb! at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:48 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Jeb! at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (786Ro)
Well technically that's stage right.
I read the comments as if a little character pops up and starts talking. Sometimes I even have a visual if the commenter is a long time commenter with plenty of comments and personality. (and I remember what the f**k they said)
I consider the HQ a stage where all you all prance across in an unending stream of entertainment 24/7.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (cxIsI)
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The back meat & breast meat are the only tender parts. Excellent with mixed vegetables cooked on the hobochi.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (D2sB2)
Posted by: Jeb! at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Swalwell at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (Au0CU)
Posted by: Jeb! at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (qpv7P)
Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Jeb! at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (786Ro)
He was like a lottery winner. Like "Wow, how did I get here?" And his handlers guided him where they wanted him to go.
Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (cxIsI)
Posted by: filbert at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Uncle Sam at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (aVQdN)
Posted by: jakee308
Some sashay.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Uncle Sam at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (aVQdN)
And hair scrunchies.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Avi
...........
Never mind Tucker.. They fucking preempted Jeopardy this afternoon!
Do you have any idea how many millions of viewers are swearing at their DVR's (and ABC) this evening???
People that before now, didn't give a shit about the hearings???
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (6XZdO)
Sean Davis was just on Tucker. He has no hair. I guess his Twitter pic is from long ago like Jonah's dog.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: The DNC at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (Eicbe)
I am at the point where, if people are completely stupid and uninformed, I understand why. Because they drink from a fire hose of stupidity, every day, all day.
Maybe all night too.
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Never been a fan of the pickled Hobo feet - but where's Cannibal Bob when you need a real gourmet to opine?
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (32YRo)
What do you want in the White House?
Out: FLOTUS
In: Flatus
Posted by: zombie at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (qpv7P)
How many Cubans have defected so far?
Come to that, how many "American" soccer players have defected to Cuba?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:52 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (qpv7P)
What do you expect from a soccer game between two countries more interested in baseball?
Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 08:52 PM (htJYU)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 19, 2019 08:52 PM (Be7jw)
Posted by: Insomniac
Wok a hobo.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:52 PM (ob5xJ)
There hair all over the ring!!!
Oh God, it's my hair!!!!!
Posted by: Spike Jones ... at November 19, 2019 08:52 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:52 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (tkNkP)
Isn't he, though?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 19, 2019 08:52 PM (t+qrx)
Brian, most educated people would say Trump "is sometimes at a loss for words", rather than making up their own verb (or verb-inventing).
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 19, 2019 08:53 PM (XN/6y)
Posted by: Uncle Sam at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (aVQdN)
And hair scrunchies.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (NWiLs)
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Now you're making me think of "Cherokee Hair Tampons".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 08:53 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 08:49 PM (qpv7P)
Did they choose up sides beforehand?
There are probably more people in the stands than are watching on TV.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:53 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 08:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: John McCain at November 19, 2019 08:54 PM (r4XZs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
His ass is blowing kisses.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:54 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 08:54 PM (Eicbe)
Brian, most educated people would say Trump "is sometimes at a loss for words", rather than making up their own verb (or verb-inventing).
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 19, 2019 08:53 PM (XN/6y)
Verbing is the hallmark of powerful intellects.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (DP9YX)
No! Heaven forfend! Pineapple is for fruity drinks and desserts - when you are dressing a Hobo, only the dry rubs will do....
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM ==
To be honest I think most of them are so deep in the bubble that they have absolutely no inkling how amusing they are to normals.
Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: Uncle Sam
Ever been to Hobo's Leap in Montana? The Sioux used to herd to hobos off a cliff, and the the tribe would gather at the bottom to sift through the mountain of twisted bodies and extract only the testicles, to use as good-luck charms.
Posted by: zombie at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (DP9YX)
Stop upmaking things.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (Ct55T)
This Stelter fella really isn't very good at his job. Has anybody noticed?
Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 08:51 PM (tkNkP)
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His job is to suck Jeff Zucker's asshole, and nobody beats him at that.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (WqPYg)
Yeah. Trump's at 50 in Rasmussen
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the various MSNBC retards posing as late night comics think this shit is dead serious. Watched SNL and the news anchor guys were spinning it like the GOP was flailing against super competent witnesses who had trump dead to rights.
of course, they've been playing it this way for 3.5 years.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
His ass is blowing kisses.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 08:54 PM (ob5xJ)
He was just sounding a mating call to Mayor Buttplug.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (DP9YX)
No! Heaven forfend! Pineapple is for fruity drinks and desserts - when you are dressing a Hobo, only the dry rubs will do....
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (32YRo)
I can't help that Hawaiian cuisine is as it is.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 08:54 PM (Eicbe)
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Sounds to me like you've had enough!
Posted by: Mr. Taggart at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Bill Daye at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (lfmil)
Posted by: Hands at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Uncle Sam at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (aVQdN)
That is not entirely true, not true in any way.
The native Americans were terrified or the wild hobo.
Their name for the wild hobo was ukun chuchuku, which meant he who comes in the teepees at night and surprise anal everyone.
Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 08:56 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 08:57 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Uncle Sam at November 19, 2019 08:57 PM (aVQdN)
He was like a lottery winner. Like "Wow, how did I get here?" And his handlers guided him where they wanted him to go.
Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 08:50 PM (6XZdO)
Well it was pretty much where he wanted to go too. It's just that he was incredibly lazy and was only interested in the perks of the job, not actually doing the job. I said before Reagan was an actor that wanted to be president. Obama is a man that just wanted to act like he was president.
This is also why I have severe doubts of Michelle ever trying to pull a Hillary and running for office to get the presidency. She's even lazier than Barak and doesn't even want to put forth the effort she would need to win office.
Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2019 08:57 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Ben Rothlisbegergler at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (r4XZs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (0GvUH)
Stelter - "Trump is having trouble word-finding..."
Brian, most educated people would say Trump "is sometimes at a loss
for words", rather than making up their own verb (or verb-inventing).
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 19, 2019 08:53 PM (XN/6y)
People speaking for a couple of hours, even with an outline, end up fishing for words. Like lawyers at oral argument that know their cases inside-out. When you cannot even manage what a substitute teacher who comes in to find no lesson plan - like Barry O. sans teleprompter - then you might want to question the intelligence.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (GZCaY)
That's an otter, you idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 08:57 PM (WqPYg)
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So, he's done.
Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (Eicbe)
Buckfart is a small town about 25 miles south of my home town of Resume Speed, AL.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 08:59 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 08:57 PM (WqPYg)
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So, he's done.
Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (Eicbe)
Boneless forked rectum?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 08:59 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: LASue at November 19, 2019 08:59 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2019 08:59 PM (PUmDY)
I can see Stelter being stumped by word finder puzzles
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2019 08:55 PM (PUmDY)
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He's been playing against himself in the same tic-tac-toe game for decades.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 08:59 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Lepetomaine at November 19, 2019 08:59 PM (r4XZs)
Posted by: Uncle Sam at November 19, 2019 08:57 PM (aVQdN)
Too much of a, er, headwind to do it any other way.
Posted by: filbert at November 19, 2019 08:59 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (w7KSn)
We hunted them damn near to extinction. However, with thoughtful and careful management practices, they are now more plentiful than any other time in our history.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (Eicbe)
*cue bump music*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (Ct55T)
In my town we have the "running of the Hobos" once a week - quite hilarious and only slightly dangerous - disclaimer - no Hobos are hurt in this event...
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (KbCvz)
I've heard he's pretty bad at "Where' Waldo?" too.
Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (tkNkP)
It seems like these anti-Trump "witnesses" [everything connected to this degrading farce deserves scare quotes] are pretty dumb, at least at this part of the game - and their lawyers, too. Both Bearclaw and Yovanovitch contradicted themselves multiple times [between deposition and live testimony], and Bearclaw has himself all tied up in an impossible web of perjury WRT ID of the non-WB WB.
It's good that the civic vandals are not that smart or clever, don't get me wrong. But wow, pathetic.
And WTFFF with Ukraine offering Bearclaw their defense minister job? Huh? I read it as absolute desperation on Zelensky's part [and I don't blame him, it's an awful situation and he's probably trying to do the right thing] - like Trump, but far worse, he faces an almost complete lack of capable people he can trust, who aren't tainted by corruption or vulnerable to pressure, to hire.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:01 PM (QDnY+)
That's an otter, you idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (JCrfD)
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Otter, hobo; hobo, otter.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 09:01 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 19, 2019 09:01 PM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 09:02 PM (DP9YX)
That's an otter, you idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 19, 2019 08:58 PM (JCrfD)
Different altogether. The surprise anal otters moved in herds. Early settlers reported coming across entire native American settlements that had been overrun by herds of anal otters. There were people lying everywhere, exhausted from the efforts of dozens of anal otters that had more or less run iron horse on them.
Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 09:02 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Eric Swallwell doing the shifty eye thing at November 19, 2019 09:02 PM (r4XZs)
Stelter - "Trump is having trouble word-finding..."
Brian, most educated people would say Trump "is sometimes at a loss
for words", rather than making up their own verb (or verb-inventing).
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 19, 2019 08:53 PM (XN/6y)
Trump knows all the big words sometime he has trouble putting them into common language.
Posted by: Bill Daye at November 19, 2019 09:02 PM (lfmil)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 09:02 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 19, 2019 09:02 PM (0GvUH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 09:03 PM (DP9YX)
a cliff, and the the tribe would gather at the bottom to sift through
the mountain of twisted bodies and extract only the testicles, to use as
good-luck charms.
In North Alabama, we had the Hobo Natural Bridge. It marks the place where the Old Thunderbird Trail once began. Spanned a small gorge. Wasn't very wide, though, so you had to really be careful in the wintertime if it iced over.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 09:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 19, 2019 09:03 PM (Fxgkp)
Jaysus, what, did they have a Nuemann condenser mic positioned in Shartwell's chair?
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 09:00 PM (w7KSn)
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I wonder if Jonah Goldberg can get a better grift than the Assness Chair ... I propose the Shartwell Chair in Applied Liberty at the American Enterprise Institute!
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 09:04 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 19, 2019 09:04 PM (0GvUH)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla
Knowing a little about live TV, it order for his mic to pick that up...it musta cracked drywall.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 09:04 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Eric Swallwell doing the shifty eye thing at November 19, 2019 09:02 PM (r4XZs)
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I shot the sheriff...
Posted by: Bob Marley at November 19, 2019 09:05 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2019 09:05 PM (oVJmc)
It was much stronger than the Listerine of today, some accounts claiming an ABV as high as 40%, a crude tincture combining chinchona bark, orris root, wild hog testicles and the saliva of a nutria rat.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 19, 2019 09:05 PM (D2sB2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
........
His Ewok fur has been enough of a disguise on his previous TV appearances!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2019 09:05 PM (438dO)
Impeachment Theater is going to get much, much worse and petty.
Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2019 09:05 PM (AMIL/)
There are probably more people in the stands than are watching on TV.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 08:53 PM (DP9YX)
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US has two goals now from a curly red haired dude. The pad for the high jump is right behind the goal. There's probably 500 there tops.
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (qpv7P)
That,and he'll abruptly abandon an entire train of thought mid-sentence as soon as he figures he's got enough out that the crowd more or less can see where he's going with it.
It's funny, but frustrating. But i'll take frenetic and packed with content over vapid staccato bullshittery without an ounce of actual semantic content any day of the week.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (Ct55T)
I wonder if Chris Matthews will have a demonstration on his show about how his coffee cup makes fart noises.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (aKsyK)
Hume's a pretty good bellwether of Establishment D.C., the insular Beltway. The rest of the country is indifferent at best but this is the hottest thing in town. These are the same folks who thought the McCain funeral was a BFD.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Josey Wales at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (Y4EXg)
https://tinyurl.com/uqzg5bc
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (H8QX8)
That's an otter, you idiot.
Posted by: Circa
Oh Gods of the Internet - only here may ye seek thy entertainment!
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 09:07 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 09:07 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 09:07 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2019 09:05 PM (AMIL/)
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I propose they move the impeachment theater over to the United Nations for better ratings. It'll be like the Star Wars bar scene, only stupider.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 09:07 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 09:08 PM (Eicbe)
As long as the window is open.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 09:08 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 09:08 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 09:08 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2019 09:08 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 08:26 PM (NVYyb)
It puts the emolument on its ass. Or something.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (PUmDY)
Trump's biggest oratorical problem is that he's so excited about the
next sentence he wants to say that he forgets he's already in the middle
of another sentence about something typically only tangentially
related...
That,and he'll abruptly abandon an entire train of thought
mid-sentence as soon as he figures he's got enough out that the crowd
more or less can see where he's going with it.
It's funny, but frustrating. But i'll take frenetic and packed with
content over vapid staccato bullshittery without an ounce of actual
semantic content any day of the week.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2019 09:06 PM (Ct55T)
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No politician in my lifetime, not even Reagan, could riff like Trump does for three hours at a pop in front of a live rally audience -- and be as cogent, funny, and entertaining. Zero.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: not so
"Wounded Butt"
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Regular joe at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (sGotD)
The HoR will establish a Permanent Committee on OrangeManBad's Impeachment. Every week there'll be a new fantasy made up reason to impeach him and it will be like that pink bunneh that just keeps going and going.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 09:08 PM (tkNkP)
If anyone ever needed evidence that our forbears were perverts look no further than the whoopie cushion.
These people used the same word for fart and sex.
There was no surprise anal in the olden days, it was obligatory anal everywhere.
It was their version of a handshake.
Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (HALdu)
And Pence's aide testified today that OrangeMan Bad.
Posted by: artemis at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Hobo With a Shotgun at November 19, 2019 09:11 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (WqPYg)
I agree. He's phenomenal.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:11 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 09:11 PM (HALdu)
I once tried recording a conversation with a co-worker re a paper we were drafting, and having my secretary transcribe it.
It was humiliating. It sounded like a couple of chimpanzees about to groom each other, because in actual conversations, as soon as you see the other person has taken your point, you drop the sentence.
I suspect it's one reason that Skype beats the balls off of a telephone conference.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 09:11 PM (DP9YX)
I have to think that there were way more Americans upset that their
daytime TV was interrupted by the impeachment hearings than Americans
who were watching the impeachment hearings.
I musta missed that. What happened?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 09:12 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 09:07 PM (w7KSn)
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Fart was 100% Chris Matthews. Swalwell getting blamed is perfect.
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 09:12 PM (qpv7P)
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trump has a teleprompter, or so I thought I've seen.
Of course, he goes off target every other sentence to talk about whatever he wants. which may make being his teleprompter guy the hardest working man in showbiz.
Yeah, though, he's pretty good off the cuff, "you'd be in jail" and even Mark Steyn was impressed with "keep your physician" riff.
But trump's biggest problem is his bullshitometry where he forgets something and just keeps on saying how great stuff is or how many many people like his ideas, or worse, that we've done the best thing better than anyone ever.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 09:12 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 09:12 PM (Y4EXg)
And Pence's aide testified today that OrangeMan Bad.
Posted by: artemis at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (AwPyG)
Because Pence only has one aide.
Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:12 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: Uncle Sam at November 19, 2019 09:13 PM (aVQdN)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 19, 2019 09:13 PM (TdMsT)
Many ancient cultures did that.
Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 09:13 PM (HALdu)
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people cant' talk gud
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 09:13 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 09:13 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 09:14 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 19, 2019 09:15 PM (wedPR)
Public speaking 101: do NOT have a detailed word by word script. It'll come across as stilted, contrived, and boring.
Instead use a set of key phrases, and weave them together on the fly. That comes across as totally natural.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 19, 2019 09:15 PM (DP9YX)
riff like Trump does for three hours at a pop in front of a live rally
audience -- and be as cogent, funny, and entertaining. Zero.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for
the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (WqPYg)
His helicopter press conferences are the best example of his verbal adroitness. A hostile audience fires off questions and he stands there and answers them.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 09:16 PM (GZCaY)
Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 09:16 PM (Eicbe)
daytime TV was interrupted by the impeachment hearings than Americans
who were watching the impeachment hearings.
I musta missed that. What happened?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 09:12 PM (HaL55)
OK, maybe you got spared, but shockingly in the DC area the PBS stations and the NBC, ABC, and CBS affiliates were on the hearings all day long.
Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:16 PM (6ezlu)
I've had it with these MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE
Posted by: Regular joe at November 19, 2019 09:10 PM (6/uwW)
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 09:17 PM (NWiLs)
(hint: it wasn't that guy in Germany)
Posted by: Hands, light a match at November 19, 2019 09:17 PM (786Ro)
And ye shall give him unto Ace the Ewok, and he shall be brought forth without the camp, and he shall be slain before his face.
And Ace the Ewok shall take of his blood with his finger, and sprinkle of his blood toward the front of the tent of meeting seven times.
And the hobo shall be burnt in his sight; his skin, and his flesh, and his blood, with his dung, and his Valu-Rite shall be burnt.
Posted by: Hobo Torah at November 19, 2019 09:17 PM (Au0CU)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 09:16 PM (GZCaY)
He's the only POTUS in my lifetime who could survive a single session of Prime Minister's Questions.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 09:17 PM (DU2N9)
riff like Trump does for three hours at a pop in front of a live rally
audience -- and be as cogent, funny, and entertaining. Zero.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for
the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 09:09 PM (WqPYg)
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I was pleasantly surprised by Trump's debate performances in 2016 vs. Hillary. He was quite good. Compare and contrast to, uh, Biden, Warren, Romney, Bush, and so many others. Bernie isn't bad at debates, actually. He, like Trump, speaks what he thinks, and it works.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 19, 2019 09:18 PM (DRgs8)
area the PBS stations and the NBC, ABC, and CBS affiliates were on the
hearings all day long.
Posted by: Vendette
They know their audience.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 09:18 PM (LOq4H)
It's Paul's letter to the Thessalonians, NOT The Theologians.
I am not making that up.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2019 09:19 PM (8AONa)
And ye shall give him unto Ace the Ewok, and he shall be brought forth without the camp, and he shall be slain before his face.
And Ace the Ewok shall take of his blood with his finger, and sprinkle of his blood toward the front of the tent of meeting seven times.
And the hobo shall be burnt in his sight; his skin, and his flesh, and his blood, with his dung, and his Valu-Rite shall be burnt.
Posted by: Hobo Torah at November 19, 2019 09:17 PM (Au0CU)
gingers?
Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 09:19 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Monkfish at November 19, 2019 09:19 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:16 PM (6ezlu)
Trump impeachment hearings are pr0n for every Deep Stater in DC.
Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2019 09:19 PM (AMIL/)
Yes he often phrases things like a rough-edged NYC real estate mogul, instead of in the dull hackneyed tones of a Beltway lawyer or politico - which is actually incredibly entertaining much of the time. And very American.
Hilarious to see these Dem shill idiots, whose leaders and heroes are dim, boring, histrionically mendacious mediocrities who get in trouble with the *slightest* bit of improvisation, pretending to believe that Trump's public speaking actually concerns them.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:21 PM (QDnY+)
Hasn't said a single word about Schiff's Show Trial since it got started.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 09:21 PM (DU2N9)
I am not making that up.
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We sometimes have teens do the readings. God bless them but wow, some of the pronunciations are stunning off. LOL
Father just puts his head down and smiles.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 09:21 PM (Y4EXg)
You do remember that Eric Swallwell had a Democrat Party Presidential Campaign, don't you? It was this year even.
Yes, Douche Nukem ran for President for about four months. He even was in a few debates, and spoke on stage.
Posted by: rd at November 19, 2019 09:22 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 09:14 PM (LOq4H)
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The hat just looks a little off because of all the hair. LOL
Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2019 09:22 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 09:23 PM (HALdu)
Note to the individual who read 2nd reading at Sunday mass:
It's Paul's letter to the Thessalonians, NOT The Theologians.
I am not making that up.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2019 09:19 PM (8AONa)
Scripture readers from the William Shatner school of declamation should be excommunicated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 09:23 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 09:18 PM (LOq4H)
Although the bars in DC seem to be wising up. Some of them opened early and had specials for the Mueller hearings that got great attendance. They did the same for Comey and got more media attention than patrons caring about watching. These days, I haven't heard of anyone advertising specials.
Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:24 PM (6ezlu)
Father just puts his head down and smiles.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 09:21 PM (Y4EXg)
Chapters upon chapters of genealogies FTW!
Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:25 PM (6ezlu)
This dweeb was involved in THAT plot, too?
Does Barr have enough people to pursue all these plots?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:26 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:21 PM (QDnY+)
As has been said here by others and myself - it's amazing just how... ordinary are our so-called "elites". They're not well read, don't understand science, philosophy, or history, can's speak without a teleprompter, if they ever had an original thought it probably died of loneliness in less than an hour.
But they went to the "right" schools and have all the "right" connections and/or were born into the "right" family so they feel entitled to rule.
Sorry assholes, we used to be ruled by people like that. We shot them. And kept shooting them until they surrendered. Then they tried it again a couple of decades later and we shot them again until they gave up for good.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 09:26 PM (DU2N9)
You have no idea how excited I got when I heard that Trump was having chest pains!
Hubba, hubba!
Posted by: The Swamp! at November 19, 2019 09:26 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 19, 2019 09:26 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Ree at November 19, 2019 09:26 PM (TSjzP)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2019 09:27 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:27 PM (cqNba)
All of this shit has to just be a make-work project for the idiots in the medai...
If they didn't all of this stuff to be able to show us all how fucking smart they are about "muh politics" what would they do?
They would have nothing.
Then they would have to create something...coughrodneykingcough
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 19, 2019 09:28 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 09:28 PM (w7KSn)
And Ace too had brought from the choice hobos of his alley, and the Lord regarded Ace and his offering but did not regard Jonah and his offering. And Jonah was very incensed, and his face fell, for he could not afford even the pants of the hobo Ace had offered the Lord.
Posted by: Hobo Torah at November 19, 2019 09:28 PM (Au0CU)
Trump is obviously riffing a lot at his rallies, as he reads the crowd reaction.
Obama was rendered incapable of speech if his teleprompter broke.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2019 09:28 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Eric Swalwell Sings the Hits at November 19, 2019 09:29 PM (oVJmc)
As Doc J said, he could survive question time (and would probably thrive, in my opinion.) He has probably done more off-the-cuff speaking than most of these posed, fragile, politicians can imagine doing. It is more than having a check-box-sheet brought to you everyday by your minders, he has to know stuff.
Yet, unlike Carter, Trump does not seem to be weighed down by any of it. He seems to enjoy it, all of it. The work, the complexity, the fighting, the media show, how so many things stand or fall on his word. It was like he got bored with the real estate, got bored with NY media, got bored with reality TV. What was left? POTUS!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 09:29 PM (GZCaY)
As his First Order directed that the grifter Trump be arrested and himself installed as rightful nominee of the Electoral College.
Then the shooting started - the Knew Klux Klan ran amok in the black garb smashing heads until somebody (not a cop) got tired of it... or something like that.. maybe Cali Senator Nazi Pelosi declared herself El Presidenta after Shitt declared impeachment deemed for, and I quote, "High Crimes and Misdemeanors"...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2019 09:29 PM (1g7ch)
Swalwell's Fart sounds like a Civil War battle.
Posted by: pep at November 19, 2019 09:29 PM (T6t7i)
*Waves at you and your better half*
Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:29 PM (6ezlu)
A quick glance at the MFM and I'd swear that Lt. Col Fatbody is Audie Murphy and Alvin York all rolled into one.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 09:30 PM (i/4wA)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:30 PM (QDnY+)
Tillerson and McMaster, and probably a few more weasels are all gone. PDT now has a track record.
Posted by: rd at November 19, 2019 09:31 PM (+0uDE)
The argument could be made that the advent of "24-hour cable news programming" has done more damage to the republic than any other single event in our lifetimes.
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 09:31 PM (DU2N9)
His fart made more sense than anything his mouth said during any debate.
Frankly, he comes across as more intelligent if he farts instead of talking.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:31 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 09:31 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2019 09:28 PM
My problem, uh, was that, ah, you know, my brain works so fast that, uh, that my mouth couldn't, you know, keep up.
Posted by: Smartest President, Evah! at November 19, 2019 09:32 PM (AMIL/)
She says 'Hi' as well.
Packing up the house for the closing and move next month.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:32 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 09:31 PM (ECrgQ)
I thought they were lean Six Sigma hobos.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 09:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Don't give Lizzie any ideas. We'll have to start calling her "She Who Breaks the Wind".
Posted by: pep at November 19, 2019 09:33 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:16 PM (6ezlu)
Trump impeachment hearings are pr0n for every Deep Stater in DC.
Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2019 09:19 PM (AMIL/)
Pity Wal-Mart already closed out the summer wares and put out the Happy Holiday display or they would all be found in a kiddie pool swimming in vegetable oil and sex toys in front of their 4k big screens.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2019 09:33 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 19, 2019 09:33 PM (oVJmc)
I have a joint degree in black studies **and** sociology in Princeton!
I'm superior to you peasants!
Posted by: Michelle! at November 19, 2019 09:33 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2019 09:33 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (Eicbe)
The Elites, aren't.
I have a joint degree in black studies **and** sociology in Princeton!
I'm superior to you peasants!
Posted by: Michelle!
Good for you. Find the roots of a quadratic equation.
Posted by: pep at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Hobo Calvinist at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (Au0CU)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eixevXANKAo
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (w7KSn)
I dare you to name one person in the MFM who you are sure even knows who Audie Murphy or Sgt. York were.
Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (tkNkP)
Try being a Jew in the Ukraine. Dark humor is our speciality.
Posted by: Zelensky! at November 19, 2019 09:36 PM (I2/tG)
My doctor is grievously concerned about Brian Stetler's undescended testicles, primarily because they seem to have ascended ... into his cranium!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 09:36 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2019 09:36 PM (1Vobx)
game over, it's over. You had your shot, now I'm gonna fire and arrest everyone.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 09:37 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Some millennial twit at November 19, 2019 09:37 PM (cqNba)
Second, at the very end of the article "George Soros, recommended last spring that donors invest several million dollars into Sixteen Thirty Fund, according to documents obtained at the time by POLITICO"
Documents reveal massive 'dark-money' group boosted Democrats in 2018
https://t.co/NRTQtdr8GM
The Sixteen Thirty Fund, a little-known nonprofit headquartered in Washington, spent $141 million on more than 100 left-leaning causes during the midterm election year, according to a new tax filing from the group. The money contributed to efforts ranging from fighting Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh and other Trump judicial nominees to boosting ballot measures raising the minimum wage and changing laws on voting and redistricting in numerous states.
The spending was fueled by massive anonymous donations, including one gift totaling $51.7 million. That single donation was more than the group had ever raised before in an entire year before President Donald Trump was elected. Most of the group's funders are likely to remain a mystery because federal law does not require "social welfare"-focused nonprofits to reveal their donors.
The group's 2018 fundraising surpassed any amount ever raised by a left-leaning political nonprofit, according to experts, who pointed to the Koch network and the Crossroads network as rare right-leaning groups that posted bigger yearly fundraising totals at the height of their powers.
The Sixteen Thirty Fund's rise last year is a sign that Democrats and allies have embraced the methods of groups they decried as "dark money" earlier this decade, when they were under attack from the money machines built by conservatives including the Kochs.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 19, 2019 09:37 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:37 PM (QDnY+)
436 As hobos above a barrel fire, we are but sinners in the hands of a hungry Ewok.
Posted by: Hobo Calvinist at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (Au0CU)
Cotton! Cotton Mather, is that you?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 09:37 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2019 09:31 PM (DU2N9)
Imagine the news freak-out if a "News Anchor Strangler" ever hit the streets.
Bigger than "Cute Blond Coed Disappears While on Solo Trip to Caribbean".
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2019 09:38 PM (1g7ch)
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"And the testament of Jonah continued, "Lord! My flock has forsaken me and the Weekly Standard and the wicked men oh-lord beclown my name and render onto me the weight of my faulty reasoning and addiction to thy holy scripture of Twitter, and lack of flock as I take recompense from Brother Soros! Woe is my following!"
Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 19, 2019 09:38 PM (DRgs8)
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nah, my favorite was what Rush was mentioning, Lieutenant Colonel Viscous taking it upon himself to warn the Uke president to be careful about them russians.
He also told pac man to be wary of them ghosts and advised Iraq to be on the look out for those Iranians.
yeah, bro, thanks for the update.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 09:38 PM (FEQY4)
Because, do you really think everybody farted at once?
Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 09:38 PM (Eicbe)
Bound for Summerville, South Carolina.
Once we find a home.
Staying at MiL's up here till we find one.
Posted by: Some millennial twit at November 19, 2019 09:39 PM (cqNba)
I always thought that there were some things that one could always count on, and Ukrainian anti-Semitism was one of those things.
It's like the law of gravity being revoked!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2019 09:39 PM (wYseH)
His fart made more sense than anything his mouth said during any debate.
Frankly, he comes across as more intelligent if he farts instead of talking.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:31 PM (cqNba)
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-releases-something-of-substance
Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:39 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 09:39 PM (cqNba)
The difference between now and fifty years ago is that you got a rigorous education at an elite school, even with a non-STEM degree.
Now, you can skate through an Ivy League school by majoring in oppression studies or some soft social science, without actually learning anything.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2019 09:39 PM (I2/tG)
They don't decry anything they aren't already doing.
Posted by: t-bird at November 19, 2019 09:39 PM (xSo9G)
I mean, like telling Hawaiian Judge Pakalolo to get fucked, sending the IRS after Schiff, SWAT raiding Vindman, and shutting down Perkins Coie.
but that's just me.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 19, 2019 09:40 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 19, 2019 09:40 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 09:40 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 09:23 PM
When. You. Get an. Intragalactic. Talk Like, Hadrian. The Seventh Day, let. Me. Know.
Posted by: William Shatner at November 19, 2019 09:41 PM (DMUuz)
It's hilarious that the only two countries with Jewish political leaders are the Ukraine and Israel.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2019 09:41 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (tkNkP)
Maybe Brit Hume and Tom Brokaw. But they are no longer "day-to-day" media people. There will be others because who knows what people read in their off-hours*, but as a general thing - few.
*Finished "Enterprise". A good intro to the Pacific War concentrating on a ship and crew. Stafford's "The Big E" is much more detailed, but since I read that in 1978 when I was 12 I have no idea if it has been updated to take into account released information and plain fact-checking.
Still, I recommend "Enterprise" as a good read.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 09:41 PM (GZCaY)
If you ask MFMers they'll tell you "sure we know who Audie Murphy was!! He was hilarious on SNL!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 19, 2019 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)
The difference between now and fifty years ago is that you got a rigorous education at an elite school, even with a non-STEM degree.
I have a 1600 page book of general knowledge my mother bought in 1941. Any homeschooled kid learning from that book, even in its 1941 edition, would be better educated than 90% of the products of our K-12 industry.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 09:44 PM (7rVsF)
and the NBC, ABC, and CBS affiliates were on the hearings all day long.
I bet that made the Joy Behars of the world positively orgasmic. Too bad that wasn't nationwide. Nothing like a bunch of pissed off wine moms who had their afternoon soap operas preempted for the fake impeachment scamshow.
If they thought their ratings were bad before that, that'd tank them for sure.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 09:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Boomer at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (l3+k2)
Sheiner doesn't know shit from sheinerola about normal aging. Word-finding difficulty often starts in normals in their 40s and is NOT a sign or dementia. Sheiner is a hack and a very stupid doctor.
Posted by: James OBrien at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (FdFwH)
SUIT UP AND CALL....."RRRRAAAAGGGGEEE"
and do the MENCKEN SHUFFLE.....
(Trying to tie the disco version but dang this computer)
still...geeez lost the mojo and back to the yard under my orange tree
night u all
Posted by: Nightwatch. war room at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2019 09:44 PM (7rVsF)
But what use is clearing a hen's impacted cloaca today?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2019 09:46 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 09:47 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: James OBrien at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (FdFwH)
Obama's problem was not finding words. Just that too often he found the wrong ones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2019 09:47 PM (/sgva)
You naughty little scamps all fantasize about seeing my O-face, don't you?
Posted by: Joy Behar at November 19, 2019 09:47 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 09:47 PM (GZCaY)
Sheiner doesn't know shit from sheinerola about normal aging. Word-finding difficulty often starts in normals in their 40s and is NOT a sign or dementia. Sheiner is a hack and a very stupid doctor.
Posted by: James OBrien at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (FdFwH)
He told Obama the same thing.
Hence, "former doctor".
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2019 09:48 PM (1g7ch)
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Well the Bernoulli principle can do some amazing things
Posted by: Eric Squallwell at November 19, 2019 09:48 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: The Gospel of James T. Kirk, Book V at November 19, 2019 09:48 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Eric! at November 19, 2019 09:48 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 19, 2019 09:46 PM (1g7ch)
You never know when your chicken will be interviewed on MSNBC.
Posted by: filbert at November 19, 2019 09:48 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Hollywood Producer at November 19, 2019 09:48 PM (4fmLd)
Posted by: Boomer at November 19, 2019 09:49 PM (ucNdt)
I bet that made the Joy Behars of the world positively orgasmic.
You naughty little scamps all fantasize about seeing my O-face, don't you?
Posted by: Joy Behar at November 19, 2019 09:47 PM (DMUuz)
*insert image of Greek warrior transformed by Medusa into stone (the lucky bastard)*
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 19, 2019 09:49 PM (GZCaY)
Posted by: Q at November 19, 2019 09:49 PM (1g7ch)
And speaking of jooos [and yeah, Ukraine has had a *wee* little problem with anti-semitism], IDF hit various Iranian and Syrian military sites in Syria, after the Iranians launched 4 rockets at Israel.
On Okinawa, during the battle, the Marines at Yontan airfield put up a sign to welcome newcomers: "Welcome to Yontan, where every night is the 4th of July!" [nightly air raids].
Thinkin' one of those signs would be handy at Syrian airbases.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 19, 2019 09:50 PM (QDnY+)
>>It's like the law of gravity being revoked!
And they say God has no sense of humor.
Just getting warmed up.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: corn and beans at November 19, 2019 09:34 PM (tkNkP)
They couldn't but they want the impression to Fatbody is the greatest hero to ever wear the uniform so the LIVs only pick up military hero says it was his duty to do something about Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 09:51 PM (yPslb)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 19, 2019 09:51 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 19, 2019 09:52 PM (+Kpte)
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 09:52 PM (cF8AT)
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Barr's recent speech was astounding. Me thinks the incoming Horowitz/Durham report and actions will be barnburners.
But I'm with you. The "no consequence" culture in the Federal Govt. has to be stopped, with a vengeance, or all is lost.
When Lois Lerner gets off Scott-free and flush with retirement funds, when Hillary Clinton can wantonly violate security rules, when McCabe, Comey, Brennan, Clapper, Strzok, Page, Rosenpenis, and the rest of the rotten lot, walk scott-free flush with GoFundMe cash and Media fees, we all know the underlying message is that Progressive criminal resistance isn't just tolerated, it's outright encouraged and rewarded.
Ordinary people are going to get pushed over the line, to the extent they haven't already been...
Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 19, 2019 09:52 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 19, 2019 09:52 PM (+Kpte)
Push comes to shove, it would only take one or two million of that 80 million to make things far, far too interesting in this country.
And the Democrats are too stupid to stop pushing.
Posted by: filbert at November 19, 2019 09:54 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: James OBrien at November 19, 2019 09:55 PM (FdFwH)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 19, 2019 09:55 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Swalwell! at November 19, 2019 09:55 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil at November 19, 2019 09:56 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Mongo! at November 19, 2019 09:56 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2019 09:45 PM (l3+k2)
Murphy Brown
Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:56 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: James OBrien at November 19, 2019 09:55 PM (FdFwH)
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The all-female Fight Club is the one to watch for.
Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 09:56 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 09:51 PM (yPslb)
The funniest part of Vindman's testimony today was when he said the event for which he was awarded the Purple Heart was an IED explosion in which he was wounded much less than anyone else in the vehicle, and he was in fact, back on duty the same day.
I could hear the groans of the Dems and the MFM in DC and NYC all the way down here in Houston.
Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2019 09:57 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil at November 19, 2019 09:56 PM (kXoT0)
Well, Obama would have you believe that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2019 09:57 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: James OBrien at November 19, 2019 09:55 PM (FdFwH)
Yeah, I heard that they will use those solar powered cars at Le Mans.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 19, 2019 09:58 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 19, 2019 09:58 PM (ECrgQ)
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I should add, of course, that you have to juxtapose all of the "no consequence" activity for these Dem issues with the swat team raids and criminal prosecutions of everybody in Trump's orbit. It's not just annoying, it's not just unjust, unethical and alarming. It's a society-busting deal breaker. There IS a coup in flight, but it's not JUST of Trump's Presidency. It's an insider Progressive take over of government, and it's a 4-alarm fire, and our elected officials on the Conservative side of the aisle are asleep at the wheel.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 19, 2019 09:58 PM (DRgs8)
I haven't seen you in forever!
Have you been around and I just missed you or have you been away?
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 09:59 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 09:59 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2019 09:56 PM (6ezlu)
She invented the Murphy bed. So she could have a place to put out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2019 09:59 PM (/sgva)
You must be clear, OBAMA and his left over minion land mines in the White House and STATE, and FBI and CIA...are why we have no joy for Christmas. Trump F'd Up by not cleaning house 1st day in office and he pays the price now
OBAMA did this.....on a level higher than CLINTON's lil'bitches did Air Force One and all the computers in the WH when he left.
KNOW THAT!!!
Berry still plays the field...and is calling shots with cover from the MSM yellow dogs.
Posted by: Nightwatch. war room at November 19, 2019 10:00 PM (kFkpX)
Oh no! A STINK BOMB!
*PHHAAARRRT*
I'm becoming... *honkk* flatulent!
From *quack* this day forward *toooott* I shall be known as FART MAN
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 19, 2019 10:00 PM (ykYG2)
But Fatboy is the hero...
It's truly sad that I am glad he died in 2007 and never had to see this whole mess
Posted by: Sherry McEvil at November 19, 2019 10:05 PM (kXoT0)
and just look at us now.....clown shows....without popcorn...or anybody in the streets...save drug addicted homeless meth heads and Bernie supporters
Posted by: Nightwatch. war room at November 19, 2019 10:07 PM (kFkpX)
We don't talk about it.
Shelves are a substance?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 10:07 PM (6XLoz)
My grandmother said she just hated it when that happened! "Ah ain't no ways overrided!"
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 19, 2019 10:10 PM (XN/6y)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil at November 19, 2019 10:11 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 10:17 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:21 PM (ZLI7S)
yep...wash your mouth out with soap and Berry's 2 day old nut crushers...with stains
Posted by: Nightwatch. war room at November 19, 2019 10:25 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 19, 2019 10:43 PM (EnQC8)
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