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DOJ Releases More Information About Strzok in Motion to Dismiss His Lawsuit Against Them
Strzok filed suit, laughably, challenging the DOJ's determination that he should be fired.
The Department of Justice released documents Monday outlining a slew of "security violations" and flagrantly "unprofessional conduct" by anti-Trump ex-FBI agent Peter Strzok -- including his alleged practice of keeping sensitive FBI documents on his unsecured personal electronic devices, even as his wife gained access to his cellphone and discovered evidence that he was having an affair with former FBI attorney Lisa Page. The DOJ was seeking to dismiss Strzok's lawsuit claiming he was unfairly fired and deserves to be reinstated as chief of the counterespionage division at the FBI. In its filing, the DOJ included an August 2018 letter to Strzok from the DOJ's Office of Professional Responsibility (OPR), which said in part that Strzok had engaged in a "dereliction of supervisory responsibility" by failing to investigate the potentially classified Hillary Clinton emails that had turned up on an unsecured laptop belonging to Anthony Weiner as the 2016 election approached. The situation became so dire, OPR said, that a case agent in New York told federal prosecutors there that he was "scared" and "paranoid" that "somebody was not acting appropriately" and that "somebody was trying to bury this." ... Additionally, DOJ and OPR noted that although Strzok claimed to have "double deleted" sensitive FBI materials from his personal devices, his wife nonetheless apparently found evidence of his affair on his cellphone -- including photographs and a hotel reservation "ostensibly" used for a "romantic encounter." Strzok didn't consent to turning over the devices for review, according to OPR, even as he acknowledged using Apple's iMessage service for some FBI work. "[My wife] has my phone. Read an angry note I wrote but didn't send you. That is her calling from my phone. She says she wants to talk to [you]. Said we were close friends nothing more," one of Strzok's text to Page read, according to the filing. ... Strzok's wife allegedly threatened to send Page's husband some of the photographs from Strzok's phone.One quick vocabularly point: I've never trusted myself to use the word "ostensibly" because I wasn't sure if it meant apparently or supposedly/purportedly. And that's a big difference; it's it's "apparently," that means it's your own take on the evidence; if it's "supposedly," that's someone else trying to push their take on you. Turns out, it means both -- either apparently or supposedly, but not necessarily actually. Here's the etymology, which suggests it started out as mostly meaning "purportedly:"
1730, "capable of being shown, that can be shown or seen, presentable," from French ostensible, from Latin ostens-, past-participle stem of ostendere "to show, expose to view; to stretch out, spread before; exhibit, display," from assimilated form of ob "in front of" (see ob-) + tendere "to stretch," from PIE root *ten- "to stretch." Meaning "apparent, professed, put forth or held out as real" is from 1771.So if that one's been bothering you, you're welcome. Below, some tweets containing screenshots of the filing.
Strzok: "[My wife] has my phone."
— Techno Fog (@Techno_Fog) November 19, 2019
Lisa Page: "Your wife left me a VM. Am I supposed to respond? She think we're having an affair." pic.twitter.com/d7Bwe2WkoT
Full DOJ letter detailing
— Techno Fog (@Techno_Fog) November 19, 2019
1) Unprofessional conduct (texts)
2) Security violations (personal emails)
3) Dereliction of Supervisory Responsibility (Weiner laptop)https://t.co/Qxo7H80OBN
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 19, 2019 06:01 PM (Rw8Ov)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 06:02 PM (htJYU)
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 19, 2019 06:03 PM (htJYU)
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2019 06:04 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 06:04 PM (htJYU)
well, OSTENSIBLY they would be boudoir shots of the delectable Ms. Page, right?
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:05 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 19, 2019 06:05 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2019 06:04 PM (a0IVu)
I'll text you an example.
*click*
Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 19, 2019 06:05 PM (htJYU)
Posted by: Benedict Arnold at November 19, 2019 06:05 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (aS1PU)
I hear she was shattered.
I also hear she did not believe Ms. Page was the only party with whom her husband was unfaithful.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: the Butcher at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (DIosY)
well, OSTENSIBLY they would be boudoir shots of the delectable Ms. Page, right?
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:05 PM (PbpT7)
in all her 'gummy' glory
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (a0IVu)
First! (ostensibly)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Bill Daye at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (lfmil)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: That's One Today at November 19, 2019 06:07 PM (hkCNq)
Posted by: freaked at November 19, 2019 06:07 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 19, 2019 06:08 PM (RKQ/v)
I hear she was shattered.
I also hear she did not believe Ms. Page was the only party with whom her husband was unfaithful.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)
No wonder he didn't have time to lead TWO high profile investigations.
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 06:08 PM (cF8AT)
The Very Best Men?
Pardon me for beginning to doubt that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 19, 2019 06:08 PM (1Vobx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 06:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Peter Stork at November 19, 2019 06:08 PM (EgshT)
I hear she was shattered.
I also hear she did not believe Ms. Page was the only party with whom her husband was unfaithful.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)
No wonder he didn't have time to lead TWO high profile investigations.
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 06:08 PM (cF8AT)
Forget dames, he royally fucked the country.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:09 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Strzok at November 19, 2019 06:09 PM (DuZls)
8 months.
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:10 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 19, 2019 06:10 PM (Rw8Ov)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 06:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:10 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Peter Stork at November 19, 2019 06:10 PM (EgshT)
There are things I won't write in email, and will barely talk about over the phone. Only in person, man.
LTC Bearclaw is another one I boggle over. Dude is crazy.
Posted by: Beltway Elite at November 19, 2019 06:10 PM (b6kHD)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:05 PM (PbpT7)
Link?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (ZfRYq)
Dear Mr. Hitler:
Please excuse Field Marshall Epstein for not defending Normandy because he was too busy not committing suicide despite being a busy week.
Signed,
Epstein's mutti.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (Q5eBq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (KP5rU)
I want the wife to testify.
Posted by: Bill Daye
Hoo boy! "Ma'am where there any FBI texts on your former husbands phone?"
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (LOq4H)
Sent. Flowers.
Jesus. Did he promise Dave Matthews would play at their wedding?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Hillary! *shart!* at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (PxqU/)
The best of the best, leading an exemplary life of public service.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)
Asking for a friend.
...
ugh. I think McKenzie Phillips was naked in some 70s movie. Google for that.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:10 PM (AzW6q)
I wonder if BangGood sells KGB polonium umbrella blowguns...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Bill Daye at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (lfmil)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Schneifer at November 19, 2019 06:13 PM (yDWtO)
Posted by: Broderick Crawford at November 19, 2019 06:13 PM (sWM8x)
Unpossible! Not at my FBI! No reasonable supervisory agent would pursue something like this. Sadly, more online training may be needed.
Posted by: Rev. James Comey, now living my life as a gay man at November 19, 2019 06:13 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)
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Shadoobie, shattered.
Posted by: Mick at November 19, 2019 06:13 PM (DuZls)
Look at the way GA aka Lisa Page responds to him telling her his wife thinks they are having an affair.
This is all a well crafted psyop.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (h/bx2)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Broderick Crawford at November 19, 2019 06:13 PM (sWM8x)
Ponch and John?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (zBaqJ)
I ostensibly read the content.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (pNxlR)
The investigators noted that there are 14,000 agents in the department, so why have the SAME guy do both Hillary's emails AND Muh Russia?
They have a footnote where Comey admits he should have spread that out.
Ya think?
Also, they shred him on slow-walking Weiner's laptop.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)
$75.99 in but only in quantities of 100-999.
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Ever at November 19, 2019 06:15 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 19, 2019 06:15 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 19, 2019 06:15 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Flubber at November 19, 2019 06:15 PM (PQnIX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)
$75.99 in but only in quantities of 100-999.
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (ZfRYq)
Friggin Trump tariffs!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)
That's a really bad picture of her. She looks a lot hotter in some of the other ones I've seen.
There was a discussion here a while back where the consensus that emerged was that she was "work hot", i.e. you'd think she was hot if she worked in your office, which is a different thing from being hot enough to be a lingerie model or whatever.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Peter Stork at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: blaster at November 19
Put me down for three.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (LOq4H)
He had some great lame excuses that he cribbed from Hillary and they go on to note that putting sealed grand jury stuff on a computer *his wife had access to* is really, really dumb.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (3Z6pZ)
"I know, right?!"
- - Suzi Quatro, Chris Norman
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)
SHRED.
Put in jail?
Not so much.
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: That's Two Today at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (hkCNq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (85Gof)
The laptop is resting in the same place that the Ark of The Covenant is stored, some massive warehouse in Sheboygan.
Ain't nobody finding that shit.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (h/bx2)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 19, 2019 06:11 PM (iw59Q)
Boris and Natasha? She was kinky, into midgets.
And Squirrels, damn it.
Posted by: Bullwinkle at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)
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Normally, I would have gone through the right channels. But it was a busy week.
Posted by: Peter Strzok at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (DuZls)
The important question here is: who on earth would marry that freakin' weirdo?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: jsg at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (S6H6D)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCutKd11kjg
Posted by: Flubber at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (PQnIX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (85Gof)
Seems like a natural fit, no?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (KP5rU)
I can not lie
You other brothers
can't deny
when a girl show up
with a Whoopie face
put them bean teeth
in yo face
you get sprung -
Just look at them gums!
Posted by: Peter Strzock at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (yDWtO)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)
If they do, the customs declaration will list them as "lifestyle equipment" and they'll probably break after a single use.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 19, 2019 06:18 PM (htJYU)
Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2019 06:18 PM (wo3c/)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:18 PM (ZLI7S)
FOR EIGHT MONTHS.
And they still haven't figured it out.
Top. Men.
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:18 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 19, 2019 06:18 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (3Z6pZ)
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We still have some time.
Posted by: Guy who always Disagrees that it's Beginning at November 19, 2019 06:18 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (KZzsI)
The laptop is resting in the same place that the Ark of The Covenant is stored, some massive warehouse in Sheboygan.
Ain't nobody finding that shit.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (h/bx2)
Wait, you really think we built Yucca Mountain for Nuclear WASTE? and then didn't use it???
BWA HA HA
Posted by: Bullwinkle at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (NgKpN)
Also, they shred him on slow-walking Weiner's laptop.
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I'd be lots more impressed if instead of shredding him in footnotes and Declining To Prosecute, they had pit the mofo in the stocks and let us rhrow rotten cabbages at his self satisfied face.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (NVYyb)
And Squirrels, damn it.
Posted by: Bullwinkle
If you knew how to use that moose knuckle...
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 19, 2019 06:18 PM (VNmG1)
Yes for sure gutfeld is one of us
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (85Gof)
The laptop is resting in the same place that the Ark of The Covenant is stored, some massive warehouse in Sheboygan.
Ain't nobody finding that shit.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (h/bx2)
Sheboygan. All kinds of tranny references there. I smell a protest march on city hall...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Yes, of course I'm making this up. I mean, c'mon. at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (Vf2XA)
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (G546f)
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (XaSia)
Who among us hasn't used government phones to coordinate illicit affairs, mishandled sensitive information and tried to cover up a serious crime in the course of their official duties?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)
I send my early condolences to their families for them becoming depressed and suicidal while in custody.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (oQp6r)
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I should have, but it was a busy week.
Posted by: James Comey at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 19, 2019 06:19 PM (EgshT)
From the sonic concussion of your prodigious farting?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 19, 2019 06:21 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:21 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2019 06:21 PM (ZCEU2)
Mistakenly tranferred to General Population in 3 ... 2 ...
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2019 06:21 PM (yDWtO)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 06:21 PM (m45I2)
Who remembers the Lisa Murkosky coke bear photo from when she ran for Senate as an "Independent"?
A good Photoshopper should slap an Army hat, some LTC eagles on it and add a caption confessing to "I just LOVE bearclaws!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Inogame at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (D26XX)
Posted by: Hans Gruber Falling Down at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (wo3c/)
I send my early condolences to their families for them becoming depressed and suicidal while in custody."
They have a good defense. Unfortunately, it is fatal.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning
well look who decided to show up late
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (m45I2)
What are we s'posed to do now, ya moron?
Posted by: Strzok at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (Ii7Mc)
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (XaSia)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 06:22 PM (NVYyb)
I send my early condolences to their families for them becoming depressed and suicidal while in custody.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (oQp6r)
I hope the cameras are in good working order!
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (ZfRYq)
The investigators noted that there are 14,000 agents in the department, so why have the SAME guy do both Hillary's emails AND Muh Russia?
They have a footnote where Comey admits he should have spread that out.
Ya think?
Also, they shred him on slow-walking Weiner's laptop.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)
Just about the only evidence I have that the entire FBI isn't corrupt is that they had so few operatives at a high level working on these capers.
I wish I had some evidence that the entire FBI isn't incompetent.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 06:21 PM (m45I2)
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That's normally what I think of with it. It's all about the show.
Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (DuZls)
ah yes. That was in the back of my mind but it never made it to the front.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: G marks the spot at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (GXoKW)
Posted by: James Comey at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (DuZls)
Come on. How busy could you really have been? Surfing porn and eating danish took up your whole day?
Posted by: Old Blue at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (VNmG1)
Look at the way GA aka Lisa Page responds to him telling her his wife thinks they are having an affair.
This is all a well crafted psyop.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (h/bx2)
You REALLY need to read the footnote in the text msgs. screenshot.
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 06:24 PM (HALdu)
Set the Sheboyganites on the Cheboyganites with the question of which town's name is spelled wrong.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 06:24 PM (pNxlR)
I think it would be a very fine thing if the DOJ started handing out
extremely heinous, heavy sentences for these violations rather than hand
slaps.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (ob5xJ)
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I think you take enjoyment in life where you can. The report is quite amusing and deeply embarrassing.
I also note that none of the 'decline to prosecute' decisions preclude ever prosecuting, it just hasn't happened to date. Barr seems a different sort, and the report repeated emphasized how badly he damaged the FBI's reputation and ability to function.
And that's before we even get into the doctored 302s.
You see, you want to hit all the charges at once, and there are still more things coming out.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:24 PM (cfSRQ)
NYPD have excellent computer forensics people. If they were sent this information, the first step would have been taking a disk image. I'd be willing to bet this year's bonus a copy of that laptop is sitting in a well backed up server in some NYPD owned data center.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2019 06:24 PM (9t0Zz)
She Boy Gan. 1/3 woman. 1/3 man. 1/3 Ganesh, the Hindu elephant god.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:21 PM (oQp6r)
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Reluctant tranny: She boy 'gan.
Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (NVYyb)
read this mini thread by Ajit Pai
https://twitter.com/AjitPaiFCC/status/
1196797876875255808
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn
...
hah, what a gas
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: someguy91 at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (OJ0zz)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)
Just about the only evidence I have that the entire FBI isn't corrupt is that they had so few operatives at a high level working on these capers.
I wish I had some evidence that the entire FBI isn't incompetent.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (FTPn0)
Isn't it interesting that Vindy comes out, breaks all kinds of security regulations, but is in front of Congress within weeks.
Yet the Dem shenanigans with DOJ and FBI went on for YEARS, and no one came out as a Whistleblower?
Posted by: Bullwinkle at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Floridachick at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (QP5Tn)
Because somebody who consulted on that shit knew things.
Also see NYPD Blue, I don't think there was a single episode that painted the FBI in a positive light.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (+dsLj)
I send my early condolences to their families for them becoming depressed and suicidal while in custody.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:20 PM (oQp6r)
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They weren't in one of their black moods, were they?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 06:25 PM (3Z6pZ)
What is beginning? Eric Swallowsall's flatulence?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Epstein's Guards at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (8AONa)
I send my early condolences to their families for them becoming depressed and suicidal while in custody."
They have a good defense. Unfortunately, it is fatal.
...
zing!
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (yDWtO)
on earth would marry that freakin' weirdo?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:17 PM (AzW6q)
You're gonna have to be more specific...
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (cF8AT)
There is not a snowballs chance in hell that Weiner's laptop and it's data exists in any usable state.
And a disk image?
Doubtful.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (h/bx2)
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 06:23 PM (cF8AT)
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Yeah, they had an affair. It wasn't cover, and the messages and statements pretty much lay it out.
The part where they tried to come up with a cover story and he says his wife knows about the flowers he sent her...that's actual adultery.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (cfSRQ)
You're gonna have to be more specific...
Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (cF8AT)
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Strzok. He looked like he had brain-worms in that hearing he appeared for.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (+fPHo)
Look at the way GA aka Lisa Page responds to him telling her his wife thinks they are having an affair.
This is all a well crafted psyop.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:14 PM (h/bx2)
what she wrote is what someone sort of clever would write. She said she thinks the wife things they are having an affair instead of screaming that the wife knows they are having an affair.
Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)
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Well Fox Mulder and Dana Scully are reportedly honest and good agents so they can't be all bad.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:28 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 19, 2019 06:28 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:28 PM (Dp5C+)
There is not a snowballs chance in hell that Weiner's laptop and it's data exists in any usable state.
And a disk image?
Doubtful.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (h/bx2)
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Nobody in federal law enforcement or a democrat controlled city PD would allow evidence against Hillary to survive.
Posted by: Epstein's Guards at November 19, 2019 06:28 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (+fPHo)
She cleans up pretty well if you use a power washer.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2019 06:29 PM (j3npP)
Fixed "Vattle"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 06:29 PM (pNxlR)
I've looked at it, I just don't buy it or believe it.
I firmly believe the "lovers" angle was contrived to explain obviously incriminating texts showing intent and conspiracy.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:29 PM (h/bx2)
Posted by: Eric Fartswel
Godjira...?
Posted by: Japanese Fisherman looking very nervous at November 19, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)
write. She said she thinks the wife things they are having an affair
instead of screaming that the wife knows they are having an affair.
Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 06:27 PM (HALdu)
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They actually try to come up with a cover story. It's right there.
"She knows about the flowers I sent you. I told her you were having a bad day and needed to be cheered up, that's all."
These people aren't nearly as smart as they think they are.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (cfSRQ)
Great. He had a flu shot, but I'm seeing my doc tomorrow and haven't had one yet.
I can see it now: Me attempting to cook Thanksgiving dinner with my slowly healing broken ankle, while coming down with the flu.
Yay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (ptqGC)
*********
Maybe it was a CWB*
*conspiracy with benefits.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (m45I2)
There is not a snowballs chance in hell that Weiner's laptop and it's data exists in any usable state.
And a disk image?
Doubtful.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:26 PM (h/bx2)
It's literally Exibit A of the USA vs Anthony Weiner. The sealed indictment was of the laptop being introduced as evidence. They have it all on that laptop.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (gQ1nd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (Dp5C+)
That's odd to me because Lancelot doesn't have his love affair with Guinevere in some versions of the story. Additionally, Lancelot is often tied to very Christian themes in which L is a clear stand-in for Christ.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (9t0Zz)
I wonder if this was it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (HaL55)
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Well Fox Mulder and Dana Scully are reportedly honest and good agents so they can't be all bad.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:28 PM (+dsLj)
Oh come on, Scully sees aliens every other week and somehow forgets that it happened by the next episode.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (Dp5C+)
Posted by: Broderick Crawford at November 19, 2019 06:13 PM (sWM8x)
Yup.....I'm the highway patrol, the highway patrol
My hours are long and my pay is low
But I'll do my best to keep you driving slow
I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm a highway patrol......
Doing his job, unlike the FBI turds.
Abolish the FBI.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (XaSia)
Sure they would. They'd make a copy to use for their own blackmail purposes, and as assassination insurance.
Look at it this way: Hillary KNOWS you've had your hands on the data. Is she going to trust your word that you didn't make a copy or even stash the original?
No, she isn't. You'd better have something to hold over her or your life isn't worth a plugged nickel at that point.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Epstein's Guards at November 19, 2019 06:28 PM (AzW6q)
Unless they wanted to sell it back to them for favors.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)
*******
YEP
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (BqBId)
I would too, not because they're all hot to nail Wiener or Hillary, but because they consider themselves the equal or even superior of FBI and the rivalry would prompt them to keep a mirror, just to put a thumb in their eye
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Michael Haz at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (9ivOl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (85Gof)
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Why aren't these multiple federal records violations?
Posted by: MAGA at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (tAZGf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (Dp5C+)
Morrison: "I'm US Naval Reserve officer."
*cough*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
I firmly believe the "lovers" angle was contrived to explain obviously incriminating texts showing intent and conspiracy.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:29 PM (h/bx2)
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This is the same guy who sat on the laptop and when asked said he though someone else would handle it.
He's soooper smart.
Also kept restricted info on his home computer because reasons. He thought there was a "convenience" exemption from security requirements.
The head of counterintelligence said this.
You give him far too much credit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Vindman is Infantry
Schiff is adolescent
Strzok is adultery
Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (oY5lM)
That's odd to me because Lancelot doesn't have his love affair with Guinevere in some versions of the story. Additionally, Lancelot is often tied to very Christian themes in which L is a clear stand-in for Christ.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (9t0Zz)
I think the answer is that L vs G was an add in to the story later on, when courtly love and unrequited passion was all cool, centuries after the other stories of knightly derring do were out there.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (FTPn0)
Morrison: "I'm US Naval Reserve officer."
*cough*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (Dp5C+)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
I'm in favor of this
Staties can create an interstate coordination office, like Interpol.
Anything else Marshals and Secret Service can handle.
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (G546f)
187 If Strzok is our top notch counter intel guy, then we are fucked and we might as well surrender to the reds now
at this point that would be surrendering to ourselves
Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (Rarvo)
IMPEACH ME!!!
IMPEACH ME NOW, BIG BOY!!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (fp3O8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)
You didn't throw out the old one did you?
You can roast it and make him a nice stock.
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (yDWtO)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (3Z6pZ)
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I don't see a downside, the reds are more Pax Americana than we are now.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
I'm in favor of this
Staties can create an interstate coordination office, like Interpol.
Anything else Marshals and Secret Service can handle.
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN SAYING THIS!
we can shut down the FBI in a week with no worries at all. we don't need it!
Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (ptqGC)
OT: Well, Cannibal Bob has one less God-given part as of this
afternoon. He is darn near doing the twist with his snazzy new hip.
Modern medicine is amazing--we walked in the hospital at 8 and were home
by 4, Bob was self propelled each way! Thanks to all for all the
prayers and well wishes!
Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (oY5lM)
Is Bob gonna make soup with the old hip bone?
Posted by: davidt at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (Dp5C+)
Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (q177U)
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2019 06:36 PM (yDWtO)
Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:36 PM (aXucN)
Now LOLGF.
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2019 06:36 PM (v0R5T)
not exactly "in a relationship" but very much f*ck buddies
Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 06:36 PM (Rarvo)
Did Cannibal Bob put some dirt on it?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (Dp5C+)
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Slapped hot iron on it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: tua at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (gQ1nd)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (Dp5C+)
Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (aXucN)
we can shut down the FBI in a week with no worries at all. we don't need it!
Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (Rarvo)
Even if we do need such an agency, we don't need that one. Tear it down and start from 0. If the mythical good and honest FBI agent exists, he could be hired on to the new agency.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (oVJmc)
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The will impeach Trump with an article of impeachment titled Orange Man Bad.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (arJlL)
not exactly "in a relationship" but very much f*ck buddies
Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 06:36 PM (Rarvo)
Strzok had all the classic signs of being a psychopath.
That is really the only relationship he could have.
Goes through the expected motions to get what he wants, but does not really care.
Posted by: Don Q at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:31 PM (ZLI7S)
.........
Hope he's wearing a neck brace. The whiplash on that lollipop head is going to be fierce.
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: garrett at November 19, 2019 06:34 PM (yDWtO)
Bob forgot to ask! I think it was because he was so surprised when he looked at the incision and where the doc usually initials the hip, it read "Epstein didn't kill himself". Crazy
Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (oY5lM)
These people are not smart, they are corrupt, they are vicious and they thought they were untouchable, so when it became apparent their little operation was beginning to be exposed, they sought to find ways to mitigate their exposure.
I believe the "lovers" angle was contrived to mitigate the conspiracy.
And it largely worked.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (h/bx2)
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (XaSia)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (Dp5C+)
Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2019 06:35 PM (q177U)
Maybe this time they can stick a Go-Pro in the cell.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (oY5lM)
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LOL!
Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (aXucN)
from Arkansas could make House of Cards look like a nursery rhyme.
Hillary is from Chicago, and Hot Springs, Arkansas, where Bill grew up, was an illegal gambling resort controlled by the Chicago Outfit for many decades.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 06:40 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:40 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 19, 2019 06:40 PM (L+got)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 19, 2019 06:40 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Rep Hank Johnson at November 19, 2019 06:40 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (ZLI7S)
.........
except for the shouting.
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Peter Stork at November 19, 2019 06:41 PM (EgshT)
Something is very conspicuously wrong with that guy. Blatantly so. You only keep someone around like that for special work, not promotions and a career. He's like Val Resnick in Payback, useful because he lacks compunction but not particularly critical to the operation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Sharkman at November 19, 2019 06:41 PM (fp3O8)
Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:41 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Confuzzled at November 19, 2019 06:41 PM (TyVii)
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (XaSia)
The doc opted for the Super Glue method. I have some duct tape in case it pulls loose.
Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (oY5lM)
I agree L and G is probably a later addition. I'm saying I think it's odd L's name is supposed to signal he's a sneaky cat given L and G is a later addition AND all the Christian imagery where L is a clear stand-in for Christ.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (5ff1+)
Posted by: Burger Chef at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM
The opera ain't over til the fathead farts.
Posted by: Eric Swallows at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (COzlW)
I am, JT. I escaped this morning. The good news is I'm 14 pounds
lighter from water loss. My FIL had cranked the heat to 90 overnight.
Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:41 PM (aXucN)
Sounds like my MiL. She keeps the heat cranked up to eleventy, and turns off the air when the temps are in the 90s.
My husband and I sleep in the basement, where we can control the thermostat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:32 PM
Vanity. It is a wondrous thing.
All the crap going on is because Obama is a narcissist. He watched Game of Thrones and thought, yeah, I can play at this level.
Posted by: Second Post Today at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (hkCNq)
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (ZLI7S)
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I think Dems are pretty committed to this, and the farcical aspect doesn't matter... I've still got my chips on them sending this to trial.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (RRA2y)
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Good to see them rigid extremely brutal and tough FBI vetting is helping to keep the riffraff out.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bluebell
LOL !!!
(I'm not laughing at you; I was thinking of something else.)
Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Burger Chef at November 19, 2019 06:43 PM (RuIsu)
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Wow, that is very interesting and would explain a LOT of things.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:43 PM (+dsLj)
Jane - Dr San whatever Goopta says the shot doesn't give you the flu
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (ZCEU2)
I know, but my husband is sick with something. And rather than go to his doc tomorrow, he's traveling to SC to meet with a new client.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 06:44 PM (ptqGC)
Top men.
Top.
Men.
Seriously I think this is the caliber of worker you get when your requirements are "willing to do anything for the cause and has no conscience"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:44 PM (KZzsI)
The head of counterintelligence said this.
Seriously. Given how stupid this guy is, it's guaranteed all state actors have our secrets and very likely plenty of script kiddies do too.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2019 06:44 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (XaSia)
.........
But a nice hot bath in his cauldron might be just the ticket.
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2019 06:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (KZzsI)
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Who wants to read 33K emails about yoga and a daughter's wedding?
Posted by: Axeman at November 19, 2019 06:44 PM (DuZls)
as of this afternoon. He is darn near doing the twist with his snazzy
new hip. Modern medicine is amazing--we walked in the hospital at 8 and
were home by 4, Bob was self propelled each way! Thanks to all for all
the prayers and well wishes!
Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (oY5lM)
Very
cool. Good thing the dems never got full control of health care, or ol'
bob there would be the dude in the medieval movie kneeling on the flat
cart and pushing himself around with his knuckles.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 19, 2019 06:44 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 06:45 PM (85Gof)
All this is like chloroform to me. Pelosi is nuts to let this go forward.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 19, 2019 06:45 PM (+fPHo)
Good enough for us to vote for impeachment!
Posted by: 99% of the House Dems at November 19, 2019 06:45 PM (r+sAi)
>>>The will impeach Trump with an article of impeachment titled Orange Man Bad.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 19, 2019 06:38 PM (+dsLj)
LOL I love your nick, kind of has a double meaning now.
"A geographical oddity!"
Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2019 06:46 PM (q177U)
As for "Top Men," I'm now convinced that "government jobs," both local and national-- including academia-- are actually some sort of make work program for people who cannot compete in private industry "Really High Functioning Mentally Disabled."
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 19, 2019 06:46 PM (Wmf3G)
That is ostensibly the Truth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:46 PM (Dp5C+)
What, exactly, was faking a love affair with 8192412490 texts supposed
to accomplish??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (KZzsI)
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There are repeated references to photos. I'm sure those are fake, too.
So we're expected to believe that this super-smort chief of counterintel's bright idea is to scatter unclassified tweets that could potentially be used to blackmail him and evidence of an affair his wife believes so fervently she gains access to systems with secure data she's not allowed to see...
To do what?
This guy literally damned himself with his anti-Trump tirades and self-incrimination by writing things like "we can't let Trump win" while he's supposed to be investigating Hillary, but he's also a 3-d chess grand master trying to fake everyone out.
Try another one.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)
Gambling had appeared in Hot Springs after the Civil War and was taken over by the Capone group during Prohibition. There were periodic raids and crackdowns, but illegal casinos continued to operate in Hot Springs until the late 1960's, well after Bill left to go smoke dope at Georgetown and Oxford.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2019 06:47 PM (oQp6r)
were home by 4, Bob was self propelled each way! Thanks to all for all the prayers and well wishes!
Posted by: Heidi at November 19, 2019 06:33 PM (oY5lM)
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Howdy Heidi!
Jab him in the hip periodically to see if the pain meds are working.
Posted by: Weasel at November 19, 2019 06:47 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 06:47 PM (XaSia)
I honestly have no idea. It's beyond obvious there is no crime here let alone enough to drive a removal from office but there is no way to tell what Nancy is going to do.
A lot of people seem to think that Horowitz and Durham are a joke. I don't think Nancy thinks so. And it's about to start hitting in a couple weeks and keep on hitting in increasing intensity for months.
There are no good options for the Democrats, only less bad ones. No idea which ones Nancy considers worse.
But I'm pretty sure your brother is going to be disappointed.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:48 PM (ZLI7S)
"A geographical oddity!"
I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:46 PM (Dp5C+)
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Today would be a good day for Omar and Tlaib to light themselves off...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:48 PM (RRA2y)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 19, 2019 06:49 PM (3XKoR)
may he have many fresh hobos in his pot o stew
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 19, 2019 06:49 PM (G546f)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 19, 2019 06:46 PM
You are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Gender Studies Departments at November 19, 2019 06:49 PM (5ff1+)
Last week 23 million people watched Vikings-Cowboys on NBC's Sunday Night Football. So far the most watched day of the Trump impeachment hearings - if you combine all the broadcast networks, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, Fox News and MSNBC together - was 13 million people.
Clay Travis @ClayTravis
It's important to note that while the media wants to sell you on the country's incredible polarization and social media would convince you a second Civil War is near, most people in this country would much rather watch a regular season football game.
Clay Travis @ClayTravis
Last night Monday Night Football, airing on cable, outrated impeachment coverage even if you add up viewers on all channels. MNF also outrated all news coverage of impeachment combined that was airing at the same time as the game on all cable channels combined.
Clay Travis @ClayTravis
I suspect football is more popular because unlike with impeachment we don't already know how the football games will end. (House impeaches, senate won't vote to remove). But don't allow the media to convince you that the nation is in any way obsessed with this charade. Not true.
@ClayTravis
More fun with numbers: every episode of the final season of Game of Thrones nearly quadrupled the viewership of the most watched day of the impeachment hearings so far.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 06:49 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Floridachick at November 19, 2019 06:49 PM (QP5Tn)
Does anyone think he won't have a bill of impeachment voted out of his committee?
Once it goes to the floor, Nancy has the votes. Only 2 Dems voted against the inquiry.
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:50 PM (ZfRYq)
>>>5 I wonder how Strzonk's Wife feels about his affair?
I hear she was shattered.
I also hear she did not believe Ms. Page was the only party with whom her husband was unfaithful.
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)
Ostensibly, Lisa Page was party to another affair as well? Seems that she was climbing vertically by working horizontally.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 19, 2019 06:50 PM (Hn6S7)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 19, 2019 06:50 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2019 06:50 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:50 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (arJlL)
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You keep saying that.
Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (aXucN)
That is ostensibly the Truth.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)
\
FWIW, I purportedly agree with you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (BiNEL)
LOL I love your nick, kind of has a double meaning now.
"A geographical oddity!"
The line is clever, but it always bugged me. The store is clearly in BFE. Of course he doesn't have multiple suppliers for non-locally produced goods. It's two weeks to get products because that's the turnaround to get an order from wherever the nearest decently large town is.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (Dp5C+)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Confuzzled at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (TyVii)
Posted by: ace at November 19, 2019 06:06 PM (PbpT7)
Why are you looking at me?
-James Comey
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 19, 2019 06:51 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:39 PM (Dp5C+)"
No, not even that.
Prints and DNA should be like gun purchases, retention expressly prohibited.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 19, 2019 06:52 PM (JwHjN)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2019 06:30 PM (9t0Zz)
Lancelot Link is a very strange stand-in for Christ.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 06:52 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 19, 2019 06:52 PM (L+got)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2019 06:53 PM (r+sAi)
*******
Iron Maiden song, "UP THE IRONS"
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 06:53 PM (BqBId)
........
another useless fat bureaucrat.
There seems to be no end to them.
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2019 06:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (arJlL)
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You keep saying that.
Posted by: bluebell
On more than 1 occasion, I have busted out laughing out loud at inappropriate moments. That's my "go to" line.
Welcome home, kid !
Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 06:53 PM (arJlL)
Top.
Men.
When you reboot these agencies blacklist these "citizens of the world" with those names on thier resume.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 19, 2019 06:54 PM (3XKoR)
As long as its not that g-d Fop crap!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ace
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Shadoobie, shattered.
Posted by: Mick
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Spot on damn funny right there.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 19, 2019 06:54 PM (+ldAm)
If we shut down the fbi, who is gonna investigate rich parents trying to get their kids into a phoney baloney school?
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Doesn't the Department of Education have it's own attack squad?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2019 06:55 PM (aKsyK)
******
Nah That is Jumpin' Jack Flash! Crossfire Hurricane
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 06:55 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 19, 2019 06:55 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2019 06:55 PM (aXucN)
The pace is about to pick up.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 19, 2019 06:53 PM (r+sAi)
Nope. House is off after Friday. Until the first week of December.
Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 06:56 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 19, 2019 06:57 PM (iCTKF)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 19, 2019 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Cowboy Swallwell at November 19, 2019 06:57 PM (ldmQR)
What would be hilarious (and welcome) is if it really did, in exactly two weeks
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 19, 2019 06:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2019 06:57 PM (Dp5C+)
What is beginning? Eric Swallowsall's flatulence?
it is the dawning of the age of
Posted by: millenial folksongs at November 19, 2019 06:57 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: freaked at November 19, 2019 06:58 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: G marks the spot at November 19, 2019 06:58 PM (GXoKW)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 06:37 PM (ZLI7S)
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I think Dems are pretty committed to this, and the farcical aspect doesn't matter... I've still got my chips on them sending this to trial.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 06:42 PM (RRA2y)
I am convinced that when these hearings started, Schiff's plan was to do a quick 2 week public run through, toss it to Nadler, have his committee kick out Articles of Impeachment in 48 hours (they're already written, obviously) and then they would give it a fast vote on the last legislative day of the year (Dec 11 or 12) and then go home for the Christmas none of them believe in. Looked great on paper.
BUT their big problem is those 20 or 30 Dem Reps in Trump districts - Given Schiff's wild claims, I have no doubt that he massively overpromised and oversold what he had. "Oh yeah, I got 20 smoking guns, I got the quid pro quo, it's gonna be easy, it's gonna be great!" So they've been expecting that, and instead - they get this Pathetic Clown Show, which is turning out to be even worse than the Mueller fiasco. If those 20 or 30 members start to crack, and start thinking that they really dont' wanna be unemployed so fast, then this entire thing falls apart.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 06:58 PM (Kpl3J)
ooo, let's make her a Special Prosecutor.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2019 06:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2019 06:59 PM (oVJmc)
*side eye*
I hope you're right. A, because it gives me an excuse to go buy a new box of cigars and bottle of scotch in the remote event that you lay claim to my offer, and B, because if shit doesn't happen and happen big, there's gonna be no turning back.
I'm not confident at all that anyone in Barky's cabinet is gonna get a charge, let alone a conviction and jail time.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 19, 2019 06:59 PM (hkouz)
The articles have already been written, or at least the bones have been put together.
Just waiting for the final edits.
It's been discerned that December 12th is Impeachment vote day.
They vote for a CR, then impeachment then skedaddle out of town till congress reconvenes in January.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 07:00 PM (h/bx2)
Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 19, 2019 07:00 PM (VuvrU)
"Do you promise to impeach the next Democrat President?"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2019 07:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2019 07:05 PM (ZCEU2)
Kinda lost track of all that
Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2019 07:07 PM (ZCEU2)
I had always thought the belief one was invincible was a teenagervdeal. Didn't realize it continued for some into their old age.
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2019 07:19 PM (LP8pO)
Posted by: willow at November 19, 2019 07:22 PM (LP8pO)
Get some elderberry syrup. (also called sambucus). It prevents the flu virus from infecting you. It's fairly cheap and tasty, if it doesn't work for you for some reason.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 19, 2019 07:23 PM (JKNZq)
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As a native of the true Sheboygan I take umbrage at those imposters to the east who insist on horning in on our legacy...or whatever
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 19, 2019 07:48 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: not so at November 19, 2019 08:00 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 20, 2019 12:52 AM (Dh1wo)
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