EMT 11/09/19

You need EMT to spell Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1
G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 09, 2019 06:00 AM (JwHjN)

2 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 06:01 AM (ZCEU2)

3 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, November 9, 2019. On this day in 1923 in Munich, Germany, police and government troops crushed the Beer Hall Putsch in Bavaria organized by Adolf Hitler. If the Germans had executed Hitler for treason after this coup attempt WWII would have been averted and about 6 million Jews would have remained alive.


Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

4 powerlineblog.com/the week-in-pictures epstein meme edition
https://tinyurl.com/y67rmx4j

Posted this a few minutes ago but its funny stuff

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 06:01 AM (ZCEU2)

5 House Republicans are demanding crooked ass Shiff for brains give testimony in an inquiry.


https://tinyurl.com/y2xfd27e

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

6

The NWS is predicting record cold temperatures for this month. More signs of an impending Ice Age. The warmies will blame Globull Warming for the record cold. The OFM is predicting the exact opposite and they are usually right. But this time the signs I am seeing say that this will indeed be a brutally cold Winter.


https://tinyurl.com/yxq4c6ne

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

7 I have been predicting the DNC will act to bring in a dark horse candidate at the convention. Well Scankles is already bringing it in now so she can be that candidate.


https://tinyurl.com/y373lr3l

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

8 Lyingwatha confirms that her version of the communist health care plan will cover illegal aliens.


https://tinyurl.com/yy45lckm

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

9 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/yyuttoy3


And that's it for today. And BTW Morons, I had removed adblocker+ from my system previously. Today several sites became virtually unusable due to a plague of pop-up ads so I put it back in.


Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

10 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 09, 2019 06:03 AM (cknjq)

11
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2019 06:05 AM (fcpJb)

12 As opposed to raimondo who breaths out his ass mostly?

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 06:06 AM (ZCEU2)

13 To continue discussion on this important subject...

No, it's a metaphysical certainty that Epstein did not kill himself, he
was murdered, more than likely by the former cop, turned murderer,
turned prison assassin, who was for some strange reason selected as
Epstein's cell mate.





Fun fact:



High value prisoners do not get cell mates, let alone murderers for cell mates.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 09, 2019 06:07 AM (FwIn+)

14 Another day of the media shooting themselves in the foot?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 06:08 AM (cqNba)

15
Another day to skate through!

Sure, E-man did not kill himself -- what are you going to do about it?

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 09, 2019 06:09 AM (Y75K9)

16 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 06:11 AM (arJlL)

17 @5
As said by others, the witness list for the Republicans should be relatively short, consisting of Obama, Biden and his son and John Kerry, and that's it.

Also Trump should release the transcripts of every call between Obama and Russia and Obama and Iran, under the Deez Nutz provisions of the Constittuion .

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 09, 2019 06:11 AM (FwIn+)

18 Dammit, when I'm elected President my first official act will be to outlaw these cheap fragile toilets that shatter the moment a svelt waif takes a seat.

Posted by: HRC at November 09, 2019 06:11 AM (ldmQR)

19 Was The Stash going before Schiffty's Stalinist inquiry yesterday?

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 06:14 AM (ZCEU2)

20 Ok horde, here's your question of the morning.

Just down the road a little way, "they" are having their annual miles long multi city yard sale. 65? miles maybe. Some years ago I took the bosslady and she really enjoyed it. I'm pretty sure she doesn't know that today is the day. We're not what you would call yard sale people but she does like to get out of the house on the weekend because of her office job all week.

What to do? Tell her to get dressed and surprise her. Ask if she wants to go? Pretend I don't know anything about it and hope she doesn't either?

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 09, 2019 06:14 AM (cknjq)

21 So in an interview on local tv last night, Baltimore's Mayor stated that his position is that he hopes that DREAMers continue to enter the United States.

Thanks, Jack...

Ya f'n idiot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 06:14 AM (cqNba)

22 Epstein was scheduled to sing "Someone saved my life tonight" in the prison talent show later in the evening of the night he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 06:16 AM (arJlL)

23 Morning all

Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2019 06:16 AM (CSvq/)

24 "Pretend I don't know anything about it and hope she doesn't either?"

If we were discussion the media, we would call that one 'Lying by omission'.

If she enjoys these events, share the happiness.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 06:16 AM (cqNba)

25 21

Well, this country won't bankrupt itself without help from Democrats.

Posted by: Utility muffin at November 09, 2019 06:17 AM (ldmQR)

26 weirdflunky, take her to breakfast on the way.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2019 06:18 AM (CSvq/)

27 Ok horde, here's your question of the morning.

Just down the road a little way, "they" are having their annual miles long multi city yard sale. 65? miles maybe. Some years ago I took the bosslady and she really enjoyed it. I'm pretty sure she doesn't know that today is the day. We're not what you would call yard sale people but she does like to get out of the house on the weekend because of her office job all week.

What to do? Tell her to get dressed and surprise her. Ask if she wants to go? Pretend I don't know anything about it and hope she doesn't either?
Posted by: weirdflunky

Barge into the room and sing" Put on your RED DRESS Baybay, cause we're goin' out TODAYYYYYYY !

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 06:19 AM (arJlL)

28 My cast iron skillet is now preparing seared strips of thick cut swineflesh. Someone, somewhere is offended by this. I hope.

Posted by: Utility muffin at November 09, 2019 06:21 AM (ldmQR)

29 JT, perfect!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2019 06:21 AM (CSvq/)

30 Maybe a surprise, suggest going to breakfast or brunch in area and just happen to come across it.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 06:21 AM (ZCEU2)

31 Barge into the room and sing" Put on your RED DRESS Baybay, cause we're goin' out TODAYYYYYYY !
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 06:19 AM (arJlL)

Certainly the most reasonable response so far.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 09, 2019 06:21 AM (cknjq)

32 What Ben Had said. Altho, JT's idea would be funnier.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 06:21 AM (Z/jzm)

33 JT, perfect!
Posted by: Ben Had

Lol.

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 06:22 AM (arJlL)

34 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

35 Godd Morning, dearest NaCly.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2019 06:24 AM (CSvq/)

36 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 06:26 AM (cqNba)

37 weirdflunky, you're over-thinking io. Take her to the yard sale.

'Morning, all.

and ((((BenHad)))


Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 06:29 AM (fE1wp)

38 The story of the boy whose mother wants to transgender him has got to qualify as cultural metaphor of the year.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 06:30 AM (H8QX8)

39 *surveys typos...despairs the rest of Saturday.

Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 06:30 AM (fE1wp)

40 >>> My cast iron skillet is now preparing seared strips of thick cut swineflesh. Someone, somewhere is offended by this. I hope.

Would you settle for me being mildly envious?

Posted by: fluffy at November 09, 2019 06:31 AM (dCRRg)

41 creeper, huge hugs right back to you, dearest.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2019 06:31 AM (CSvq/)

42 It's in the 20s and not going to get much warmer. There is yardwork and lots of it. I am not ready for this.

I don't know, Vic, I haven't found OFA to be very reliable in the past, either, but haven't really made a study of it.

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2019 06:31 AM (65i3Q)

43 " The story of the boy whose mother wants to transgender him has got to qualify as cultural metaphor of the year."

Every candidate for elected office should be publicly asked for their position on this outrage.

And every Democratic voter should be asked if they can support any candidate who supports this evil ideology.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 06:32 AM (cqNba)

44 creeper don't fret, it's barely light out.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 06:32 AM (ZCEU2)

45 So Hillary might get in because the current field of candidates has just the right amount of stupid, but not enough evil?

Sounds like a plan!

Posted by: cpurick at November 09, 2019 06:33 AM (7YrFp)

46 40

Maybe it's because I'm in Florida where lazy, stupid people reside in abundance, but lots of good cast iron shows up at all kinds of resale shops, for cheap. And Walmart house brand thick cut bacon is excellent.

Posted by: Utility muffin at November 09, 2019 06:33 AM (ldmQR)

47 "My cast iron skillet is now preparing seared strips of thick cut swineflesh. Someone, somewhere is offended by this. I hope. "

saw a photo of bacon strips with pancake batter poured over them, and cooked into a perfect bacon/pancake strip.

Now THAT is an idea that I can get behind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)

48 VIA, Amen and hopefully that scrunt will lose her license to practice in any capacity.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2019 06:35 AM (CSvq/)

49 Why is that woman so obsessed with remaking her kid?
SMFH.

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2019 06:36 AM (65i3Q)

50 "Amen and hopefully that scrunt will lose her license to practice in any capacity."

I almost hope that she has firearms, and gets 'Red-Flagged' as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 06:36 AM (cqNba)

51 4 powerlineblog.com/the week-in-pictures epstein meme edition
https://tinyurl.com/y67rmx4j

Posted this a few minutes ago but its funny stuff
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 06:01 AM (ZCEU2)

Fantastic stuff.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2019 06:37 AM (vSb78)

52 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2019 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

53 "Why is that woman so obsessed with remaking her kid? "

From what I have read, she seems to be planning some sort of medical experiment using one of the twin brothers as the control, and the other as the research subject.


Josef Mengele would be proud.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 06:38 AM (cqNba)

54 47 "My cast iron skillet is now preparing seared strips of thick cut swineflesh. Someone, somewhere is offended by this. I hope. "

saw a photo of bacon strips with pancake batter poured over them, and cooked into a perfect bacon/pancake strip.

Now THAT is an idea that I can get behind.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)

Here's something to be obsessed with. That sounds great.

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2019 06:38 AM (65i3Q)

55 Utility muffin, bacon sounds great. I'm cooking chicken livers and onions for an ailing friend. When asked, what do you feel like eating, that was the reply.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2019 06:39 AM (CSvq/)

56 Why is that woman so obsessed with remaking her kid?

Posted by: Gem
________

Beck had a guest on his show the other day, a rabbi -- he said that the Left has devolved into such a primitive state of godlessness that they're now doing the same rituals they did thousands of years ago -- namely, child sacrifice.

Posted by: FireHorse at November 09, 2019 06:40 AM (AFqcW)

57 In the midst of preps to see creeper at a miniMoMeet in Arkansas.

This will be the second time my wife has met a member of the horde.

She liked teej. Must be that fit musician in him. Or something. He is a good man.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2019 06:41 AM (u82oZ)

58 So the lump on the Piggy's face turned out to be an abscess. It wasn't in a tooth but was caused by a sharp point on one. After the abscess was drained and the tooth pulled I got him back. But he was still so dopey I almost went off the mountain on the drive home, checking on him to make sure he wasn't dead.


Though the vet gave him a long range (6 days) antibiotic his face was still swollen last night. But this morning there's huge improvement. I'm hoping he returns to normal soon. He hasn't eaten hay...the staple diet of guinea pigs...in weeks.

Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 06:42 AM (fE1wp)

59 It's the new version of making your child sick to get sympathy or to cover your own illness.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 06:43 AM (ZCEU2)

60 Good morning, everyone.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 09, 2019 06:44 AM (VcFUs)

61 Should get out and gather up this week's leaves, as soon as I get motivated and past say 8am.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 06:45 AM (ZCEU2)

62 ♫. Good morning, Ben Had. ♬.

We will share stories of your MoMeet with creeper. It was in the contract.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2019 06:46 AM (u82oZ)

63 mornin yall. Accompanying Mrs f'd to an Arts and Craft show today to peddle her wares. Yippee.

They have one of those extended yard sales in these parts going down 341 all the way to Brunswick. I avoid it because I don't need any more junk.

Don't Guinea pigs need things to chew on to wear their teeth down?

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2019 06:47 AM (Tnijr)

64 creeper, a soothing pet for Wilbur and maybe a little oatmeal gruel?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2019 06:48 AM (CSvq/)

65 Winter has moved in here. It is now 30.7F.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2019 06:48 AM (mpXpK)

66 Mornin', Horde!

It's supposed to be relatively warm today, so the goal is to drain the gas from the lawn mower, and put it in the snowblower. Then change the oil in the snowblower, and see if she fires up.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 09, 2019 06:49 AM (CAJOC)

67 55 ... Ben Had, If your friend can have it, warm (not crisp) pita bread and butter goes great with chicken livers. Or a bed of buttered rice with a dash of garlic powder.

Posted by: JTB at November 09, 2019 06:49 AM (bmdz3)

68 Vic, thank you for the links. Much appreciated.

And I was the one who recommended Grand Central Arena by Ryk Spoor. If I had known you did not like space opera, I would not have recommended it. Because that series is Lensman-style space opera, an acquired taste.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2019 06:50 AM (u82oZ)

69 Don't Guinea pigs need things to chew on to wear their teeth down?

Like AOC !

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 06:50 AM (arJlL)

70 JBT, Thank You, I'll include some pita.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2019 06:51 AM (CSvq/)

71 I almost typed AOP !

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 06:51 AM (arJlL)

72 It's 24F here in the Bluegrass. As Vic said, we're in for the coldest temps of the season early next week. Possible wind-chill in the single digits.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 09, 2019 06:52 AM (3H9h1)

73 JT

Business plan!

1) Dog chews in the likeness of the Squad.

2) Profit.

3) I get 5%.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2019 06:52 AM (u82oZ)

74 I need more coffee because my fingers are not awake yet.

JTB, sorry for the typo.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2019 06:53 AM (CSvq/)

75 68
Vic, thank you for the links. Much appreciated.



And I was the one who recommended Grand Central Arena by Ryk
Spoor. If I had known you did not like space opera, I would not have
recommended it. Because that series is Lensman-style space opera, an
acquired taste.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2019 06:50 AM (u82oZ)


Well it was OK.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2019 06:54 AM (mpXpK)

76 21 degrees out.

Greta, you may take your global warming show elsewhere.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2019 06:55 AM (VP1E6)

77 My cast iron skillet is now preparing seared strips of thick cut swineflesh. Someone, somewhere is offended by this. I hope. "


The other day I saw a Lodge chain mail scrubber for cleaning cast iron. Anyone ever Tried that?

Posted by: LASue at November 09, 2019 06:55 AM (Ed8Zd)

78 My NWS forecast says a normal winter for precip and temp. They specifically mention no colder than normal, with Alaska and Hawaii being warmer than normal this winter.

21 Oct update on the Winter forecast. It mentions polar oscillations, and ocean status, but is silent on the low solar output.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2019 06:55 AM (u82oZ)

79 Epstein did not kill himself with Hillarys old bedsheets in an unguarded, unwatched cell.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

80 LASue, I'd be afraid it would remove all that wonderful seasoning.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2019 06:58 AM (CSvq/)

81 Thanks for that link, Skip. Hilarious, and those bacon pancake strips look perfect for dipping in syrup.

So hungee, as Homer would say.

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2019 06:58 AM (65i3Q)

82 47

Saw that. Sent it to my daughter and told her to use my gluten-free pancake mix to make that this weekend.


77

I have one of those steel scrubbing pads but I never use it. I just use an old steel spatula to scrape out any residue. Every month or so, if it needs it, I fry up another load of bacon to recoat the seasoning. Actual scrubbing hasn't been necessary for me. It really is wonderful how self-maintaining cast iron is once you get it to the right place, and it'll outlive me.

Posted by: Utility muffin at November 09, 2019 07:00 AM (ldmQR)

83 8 Lyingwatha confirms that her version of the communist health care plan will cover illegal aliens.


https://tinyurl.com/yy45lckm
Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

Why not say our help care plan covers the world?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

84 I've never been a fan of Stephen King, but he has given me cause to wish him to choke on a bag of dicks. There are a lot of leftys like that. I was tolerant at one time, but they have removed any tolerance for their foolishness and have turned it in to real animosity.

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2019 07:02 AM (Tnijr)

85 As I posted on twitter:
Mama wanted a girl. And by damn she is gonna get one.

Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2019 07:02 AM (DBGf/)

86 Well Morons time for my weekly call from brother so I will move back to the window rocker.

Posted by: Vic at November 09, 2019 07:03 AM (mpXpK)

87 77 ... That chain mail scrubber works great. If rubbing with salt isn't enough, the metal scrubber does the job without messing up the seasoning.

Posted by: JTB at November 09, 2019 07:05 AM (bmdz3)

88 Mike Hammer said Grumpy Greta was in NC but I can't find anything about how she got there.

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2019 07:06 AM (Tnijr)

89 69 Don't Guinea pigs need things to chew on to wear their teeth down?
Like AOC !
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 06:50 AM (arJlL)


They do, JT. Wilbur has various pieces of wood and a tunnel made of alfalfa. He does not chew the woodwork, thank dog. That would a non-starter for a free-range pigling. Charlie did and I had to cover the baseboards with hot sauce. Go ahead...laugh. It worked.


Vet said his teeth were fine on the first visit. That turned out not to be correct but they are at least not too long. I did wonder if one of the cats had whacked him but there's no evidence of that and they don't pay much attention to him.


Ben, I know the experts advise against owning just one piggy. But there's just no more room. They're slowly easing me out, as is. Be grateful your horses don't want to sleep with you.

Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 07:06 AM (fE1wp)

90
Epstein did not kill himself with Hillarys old bedsheets in an unguarded, unwatched cell.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)


I should think if Epstein had Hillary's old bedsheets he would want to kill himself. Assuming, of course, the smell of them didn't kill him first.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2019 07:06 AM (7rVsF)

91 So I see Polanski accused of real real rape rape of an 18 YO he met while skiing in 1975.

So how many has he really raped?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 07:07 AM (JFO2v)

92 I am sure that I have posted this story before, but it is appropriate today.
When my mother was growing up in the 1920s, there was a family consisting of a man and a woman and a little boy. The mother had wanted a girl so she dressed the boy in dresses and even let his hair grow long. He had "Mary Pickford" curls. (Think Olivia De Haviland in Gone with The Wind").

Well, the time comes for the little boy to go to school. The father says "That's enough" and buys him boy clothes and takes him to the barber shop.
And that was the end of that.

Posted by: JAS at November 09, 2019 07:08 AM (DBGf/)

93 I clean my cast iron by scrubbing any bits off of it with a green, ah, scrubber-pad-thing, rinsing it in hot water, oiling it, and wiping it dry. This is what my grandma used to do, except instead of oil, lard or bacon grease from the can by the stove.

Have no idea if this is right or wrong.

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2019 07:09 AM (65i3Q)

94 Have a great day, everyone.

May you be blessed in abundance.

And may your Mattis plan not involve your own vehicle. But head on a swivel, for the situational awareness that is needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2019 07:10 AM (u82oZ)

95 "Be grateful your horses don't want to sleep with you"

Huh?

Posted by: Catherine the Great at November 09, 2019 07:12 AM (Tnijr)

96
Answer: It's 23 fabulous degrees here right now!

Question: Why don't I want to crawl out of my sleeping bag and tent and face the day?

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 09, 2019 07:13 AM (D62pm)

97
93 I clean my cast iron by scrubbing any bits off of it with a green, ah, scrubber-pad-thing, rinsing it in hot water, oiling it, and wiping it dry. This is what my grandma used to do, except instead of oil, lard or bacon grease from the can by the stove.

Have no idea if this is right or wrong.
Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2019 07:09 AM (65i3Q)


That is correct practice. I have no use for no-stick fry pans because I know how to use and care for cast iron ware.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 09, 2019 07:15 AM (D62pm)

98 Does the expresseion "tomboy" even exist anymore?

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2019 07:16 AM (65i3Q)

99 93

That should be fine because you are at least recoating whatever gets removed from the seasoning. I'm not a believer that a fried egg needs a slide off (as if from Teflon) 100% of the time, but it is nice when it happens.

I can cook literally anything we eat between my 6, 8 and 12 inch skillets.... for cost effectiveness and utility, they can't be beat.

Posted by: Utility muffin at November 09, 2019 07:16 AM (ldmQR)

100 Carry on, Salty. See you tomorrow!

(and man, did it feel good to type that)

Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 07:16 AM (fE1wp)

101 My mother gave me an ancient cast Dutch oven a couple of years ago but I've yet to find something to use it for. I should probably det on that.

Posted by: Utility muffin at November 09, 2019 07:17 AM (ldmQR)

102 Mexico is filing brief to keep US Scotus from ending DACA!

ha!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 07:19 AM (JFO2v)

103 Why are transgender women of color being denied the right to have their babies by the hater Trumph?

Posted by: Lena at November 09, 2019 07:20 AM (eE4Su)

104 I am sure that I have posted this story before, but it is appropriate today.
When my mother was growing up in the 1920s, there was a family consisting of a man and a woman and a little boy. The mother had wanted a girl so she dressed the boy in dresses and even let his hair grow long. He had "Mary Pickford" curls. (Think Olivia De Haviland in Gone with The Wind").

Well, the time comes for the little boy to go to school. The father says "That's enough" and buys him boy clothes and takes him to the barber shop.
And that was the end of that.
Posted by: JAS

I was waiting for you to say he grew up to be Liberace.

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 07:21 AM (arJlL)

105 103

Because Trump doesn't want to impregnate them?

Posted by: Utility muffin at November 09, 2019 07:22 AM (ldmQR)

106 Global warming is killing us all.

Posted by: Lena at November 09, 2019 07:22 AM (eE4Su)

107 Mexico has every reason to rid itself of it's poor as any big government would love to.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 07:22 AM (ZCEU2)

108 That was scary trying to post that, had a message I was Pixy banned

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 07:24 AM (ZCEU2)

109 Morning.
I saw a meme today...

If you hate Trump after 3 years of watching the Socialist-Democrats, your dedication to stupidity is quite impressive.

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2019 07:24 AM (vd8XM)

110 Dang it.
Missed NaCly.

Was gonna have him say hi to creeper for me and have creeper tell him I said hi back.

Well, maybe she'll see this anyway.

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 07:26 AM (9WcJw)

111 Blessings to you too, NaCly !


creeper, thanks for the pigling update !



28 degrees, light overcast, actually got (so to speak) warmer overnight, blue twilight of incipient dawn.

Cafe La Llave this morning.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 09, 2019 07:26 AM (JwHjN)

112 Brian Stelter is 'hawt'...I love his beautiful smile!

Posted by: Lena at November 09, 2019 07:26 AM (eE4Su)

113 It could be only in lower 20s here, hopefully my pepper plants are making it through.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 07:26 AM (ZCEU2)

114 It's a warm 29 here in Soviet Virginia.

Posted by: Puddlglum at November 09, 2019 07:26 AM (01Fis)

115 Well, it's light out now. More coffee, and then the bundling up and the rake. I'm just glad I rolled up the hose the other night during the balmy 40s, or that thing would have been in a frozen tangled pile til May.

Have a great day, horde, whatever your plans!

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2019 07:27 AM (65i3Q)

116 >>Mexico has every reason to rid itself of it's poor as any big government would love to.

Not just rid themselves, but the money and other stuff sent home by Mexicans in the US (getting entitlements and other handouts) has a big impact on their economy.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2019 07:28 AM (bDqIh)

117 Where's Ole ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 09, 2019 07:28 AM (JwHjN)

118
41 degrees in Brazoria County, TX this morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2019 07:28 AM (7rVsF)

119 I was grabbing some groceries and had on my 2020 Trump hat. Young lady checking me out said her dads B day was coming up and wanted to buy him a hat like that. I gave it to her.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 07:29 AM (JFO2v)

120 It's a warm 29 here in Soviet Virginia.
Posted by: Puddlglum at November 09, 2019 07:26 AM (01Fis)
......................
Virginia must be reclaimed BAMN...WAR!

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 09, 2019 07:29 AM (yhf6w)

121 Just down the road a little way, "they" are having their annual miles long multi city yard sale. 65? miles maybe. Some years ago I took the bosslady and she really enjoyed it. I'm pretty sure she doesn't know that today is the day. We're not what you would call yard sale people but she does like to get out of the house on the weekend because of her office job all week.

What to do? Tell her to get dressed and surprise her. Ask if she wants to go? Pretend I don't know anything about it and hope she doesn't either?

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 09, 2019 06:14 AM (cknjq)


63 mornin yall. Accompanying Mrs f'd to an Arts and Craft show today to peddle her wares. Yippee.

They have one of those extended yard sales in these parts going down 341 all the way to Brunswick. I avoid it because I don't need any more junk.

Don't Guinea pigs need things to chew on to wear their teeth down?

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2019 06:47 AM (Tnijr)


You two need to buddy up.

Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2019 07:29 AM (cF8AT)

122 116 >>Mexico has every reason to rid itself of it's poor as any big government would love to.

Not just rid themselves, but the money and other stuff sent home by Mexicans in the US (getting entitlements and other handouts) has a big impact on their economy.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2019 07:28 AM (bDqIh)

We need to hold all that money until it exceeds the $130 B we spend on illegals every year.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 07:29 AM (JFO2v)

123 I gave it to her.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Yeah you did, good and har...

Oh, the hat! That was nice of you

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2019 07:30 AM (vd8XM)

124 >>My mother gave me an ancient cast Dutch oven a couple of years ago but
I've yet to find something to use it for. I should probably det on that.
Roast chicken?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2019 07:30 AM (bDqIh)

125 I need a Springfield M1A real bad.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 07:32 AM (JFO2v)

126 Heh, just went further upthread to read.
Saw NaCly's comment.

The Blanton's is in the mail, bud.

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 07:32 AM (9WcJw)

127 123 I gave it to her.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Yeah you did, good and har...

Oh, the hat! That was nice of you
Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2019 07:30 AM (vd8XM)

I got over banging young ladies about 40 years ago.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 07:33 AM (JFO2v)

128 I need a Browning Automatic Rifle but that isn't going to happen

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 07:34 AM (ZCEU2)

129 "119 I was grabbing some groceries and had on my 2020 Trump hat. Young lady checking me out said her dads B day was coming up and wanted to buy him a hat like that. I gave it to her.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 07:29 AM (JFO2v) "




*silent tip of metaphorical hat*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 09, 2019 07:34 AM (JwHjN)

130 Perhaps we need to pay attention to the lesson put forth in #3!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 09, 2019 07:35 AM (BiNEL)

131 Berlin wall fell 30 years ago. My guess is the wall to Separate the New States from the Peoples Republic of North America will run from DC over to Shitcago.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 07:35 AM (JFO2v)

132 This is our 29th Shep Smith-free day.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2019 07:36 AM (oVJmc)

133 You two need to buddy up.
Posted by: Tami at November 09, 2019 07:29 AM (cF8AT)

Its funny that you say that because I think we're only about 100 miles apart. Maybe a little less.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 09, 2019 07:36 AM (cknjq)

134 37 in Independence. Texas version.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 09, 2019 07:37 AM (SwWMX)

135 Sounds like Virginia is going to get Californian before Texas

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 07:40 AM (ZCEU2)

136 >>Sounds like Virginia is going to get Californian before Texas



Hold my beer

Posted by: Colorado at November 09, 2019 07:40 AM (bDqIh)

137 Help, my cat has been ate by an immigrant.

Posted by: Lena at November 09, 2019 07:41 AM (eE4Su)

138 rammajamma -

Have my old, UT hat on.
Has worked pretty good in the past to jinx em when my boys are playin' em.

Hope it works today.
Get em Cats!!

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 07:41 AM (9WcJw)

139 If you see any of the old heavy, wooden, built-for-generations croquet sets, buy one. You can't find quality ones anymore.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Xstein Didn't Kill Themself at November 09, 2019 07:41 AM (1R1vy)

140 135 Sounds like Virginia is going to get Californian before Texas
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 07:40 AM (ZCEU2)

I see coonface said as soon as the all socialist democrat politburo meets they are going have sensable guns law.

BOHICA

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 07:42 AM (JFO2v)

141 Vic, thanks for the link to the Epstein memes (and others). Laughing is the best way to start the day.

Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 07:42 AM (fE1wp)

142 Sharyll Attkisson lays out the timeline of impeachment, so far

https://tinyurl.com/y3myfont

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2019 07:44 AM (NVYyb)

143 Hrothgar, you know that there is always room for you here in TX. Bring Daughter H also.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2019 07:44 AM (CSvq/)

144 Um. . .
https://twitter.com/BenKTallmadge/status

/1193131603075092480

Posted by: Colorado at November 09, 2019 07:45 AM (bDqIh)

145 Might be my favorite protester or antifa vid yet. Happy ending!

https://tinyurl.com/y5xfq3bp

Posted by: WeBoned! at November 09, 2019 07:45 AM (1s2j5)

146 Skip's probably gone now, but that week-in-memes he posted up at 4 is very funny, multiple LOLs !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 09, 2019 07:47 AM (JwHjN)

147 I saw it, teej. Will relay the message. Wish you could join us.

Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 07:47 AM (fE1wp)

148 Heh creeper, did ya see the 'say hi to NaCly for me', upthread?

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 07:48 AM (9WcJw)

149 124

That's an idea! Yeah, I'll look for a recipe.

Posted by: Frank Drebbin: Police Squad! at November 09, 2019 07:48 AM (ldmQR)

150 No, still waiting for the energy to go out in the cold to gather up leaves

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 07:48 AM (ZCEU2)

151 Off Leslie Nielsen sock

Posted by: Utility muffin at November 09, 2019 07:48 AM (ldmQR)

152 Jotuls fired

Nikki Haley defending Trump

she's running in 2024

Posted by: REDACTED at November 09, 2019 07:50 AM (rpxSz)

153 Okay, now that's some Twilight Zone stuff.

creeper's reply posted before my question.

Wish I could be there too, lady.
Or at least pick up the check long distance.

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 07:51 AM (9WcJw)

154 That stupid nonsense about that chinless pile of shit, Jethro Bodine Holder, running for Preznit must have been motivated by the Farsi Ferret being frantic at Gaylord chainsmoking Kools after Kabbalah was revealed as an even dumber cumdumpster than he is.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 09, 2019 07:53 AM (y7DUB)

155 Testing url field

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Xstein Didn't Kill Themself at November 09, 2019 07:54 AM (1R1vy)

156 A cast iron Dutch oven will turn out lamb shanks and beef stew or pot roast to die for. Pork loin in cast iron? Yes!

For some reason I've never cooked chicken in mine. Oh, wait...I did once and it affected the color of the meat. Gave it a grey tinge.


And cornbread. That's perfect for cast iron.

Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 07:55 AM (fE1wp)

157 If anybody's going to jump into the race, it should be Gen. Mattis.


MadDog 2020

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2019 07:55 AM (oVJmc)

158 Good morning. In Indiana this weekend, visiting mom, dad, sis, BiL, wee nephew, and an asshole cat.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 09, 2019 07:55 AM (S1cYH)

159 55 That's what almost got me Pixy banned I think.
Don't cross the streams whatever you do

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 07:56 AM (ZCEU2)

160 Where's Ole ?

The bullfight ?

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 07:56 AM (arJlL)

161 Good morning. In Indiana this weekend, visiting mom, dad, sis, BiL, wee nephew, and an asshole cat.
Posted by: hogmartin

Don't forget to pick up you Welcome to Indiana gift bag.
It includes automatic weapons

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2019 07:57 AM (vd8XM)

162 Supervisor at job I have been at all month is from Indiana, left yesterday around lunch to drive back for the weekend.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 07:57 AM (ZCEU2)

163 156 A cast iron Dutch oven will turn out lamb shanks and beef stew or pot roast to die for. Pork loin in cast iron? Yes!


Had lamb shanks last night

Cooked in the big blue Le Crueset

Posted by: REDACTED at November 09, 2019 07:58 AM (rpxSz)

164 Don't forget to pick up you Welcome to Indiana gift bag.
It includes automatic weapons
Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2019 07:57 AM (vd8XM)

Mine had a pork tenderloin sandwich the size of a manhole cover.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 09, 2019 07:58 AM (S1cYH)

165 155

Nice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 09, 2019 07:58 AM (BiNEL)

166 Any bets on whether that corrupt, America hating, chinless, insert Treebeard rant here, former AG is throwing his hat in the ring so he can yell "political hit job" when he gets indicted?

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 07:58 AM (9WcJw)

167 Lord have mercy:

Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg is staring down at pedestrians in
the heart of San Francisco where an artist is painting a massive mural
of the Nobel Peace Prize nominee.
Not sure I can take much more of her.

Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2019 07:58 AM (haoBL)

168 serve the chx livers on a bed of spinach while still hot so as to wilt greens then drizzle a bit of quality vinegar over plate. Im partial to sherry vinegar

Posted by: LoneRanger at November 09, 2019 07:59 AM (y5zzc)

169 Mine had a pork tenderloin sandwich the size of a manhole cover.
Posted by: hogmartin

Yummmm. When we visit my wifes family in Central Ill that's usually what's for lunch

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2019 07:59 AM (vd8XM)

170 Hello ? Suicide Hotline ?

I'd like to place an order.

Posted by: Hillary at November 09, 2019 08:00 AM (s7OHd)

171 I've got a couple of full-size traffic cones in the garage, I think I am gonna add them to the range day festivities tomorrow.
That was one amazing throw, I don't think I could have made that throw, that accurate.
But I gotta say, it looks like a useful skill to acquire !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 09, 2019 08:00 AM (JwHjN)

172 >>A cast iron Dutch oven will turn out lamb shanks and beef stew or pot roast to die for. Pork loin in cast iron? Yes!


OK, all of that sounds delicious, creeper!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2019 08:02 AM (bDqIh)

173 But I gotta say, it looks like a useful skill to acquire !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Especially if you fill them with concrete first

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2019 08:02 AM (vd8XM)

174 I like chicken livers with potato wedges from gas station deli counters. All in the same paper bag.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Xstein Didn't Kill Themself at November 09, 2019 08:02 AM (1R1vy)

175 167 Lord have mercy:

Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg is staring down at pedestrians in
the heart of San Francisco where an artist is painting a massive mural
of the Nobel Peace Prize nominee.
Not sure I can take much more of her.
Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2019 07:58 AM (haoBL)

my browser blocks semi retard communist pics

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 08:03 AM (JFO2v)

176 Bolton's lawyer says he has something to add to the Shiffty impeachment follies. I predict another boomerang.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2019 08:03 AM (NVYyb)

177 my browser blocks semi retard communist pics
Posted by: rhennigantx

So you can't see pics any of the Dem candidates either?

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2019 08:04 AM (vd8XM)

178 I got over banging young ladies about 40 years ago.
Posted by: rhennigantx

You're 150 years old ?

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 08:04 AM (arJlL)

179 Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg is staring down at pedestrians in the heart of San Francisco where an artist is painting a massive mural of the Nobel Peace Prize nominee.

-

Ha. and 95% of residents will think it's just some teenage runaway or an ad for raising awareness of the same.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Xstein Didn't Kill Themself at November 09, 2019 08:04 AM (1R1vy)

180 I am sort of fascinated that so many grown ups are that influenced by a (literally) mentally ill kid telling them things she read in her story books.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Xstein Didn't Kill Themself at November 09, 2019 08:06 AM (1R1vy)

181 Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2019 07:58 AM (haoBL)

-------

If I lived/worked in that building, a barrel of acetone would find it's way down the side one evening.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 08:06 AM (5aX2M)

182 I saw How Dare You open for What's Your Problem, Bud at the Forum in '86.

Posted by: jsg at November 09, 2019 08:07 AM (s7OHd)

183 178 I got over banging young ladies about 40 years ago.
Posted by: rhennigantx


#metoo

Posted by: Shep at November 09, 2019 08:07 AM (rpxSz)

184 So any chemical residue or runoff from that painting will be going into the storm sewers and off to the ocean and not the sanitary sewer for treatment, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Xstein Didn't Kill Themself at November 09, 2019 08:07 AM (1R1vy)

185 Sooner or later Greta will self sacrifice herself in the service of global warming.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 08:09 AM (ZCEU2)

186 I am sort of fascinated that so many grown ups are that influenced by a (literally) mentally ill kid telling them things she read in her story books.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Xstein Didn't Kill Themself at November 09, 2019 08:06 AM (1R1vy)

-------

They aren't. Most people DGAF. The media people just keep pretending everyone is as big a bunch of idiots as they are.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 08:09 AM (5aX2M)

187 So any chemical residue or runoff from that painting will be going into the storm sewers and off to the ocean and not the sanitary sewer for treatment, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Not a problem. It'll give the all the street human feces rainbow colors on the way out to the ocean.

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2019 08:09 AM (vd8XM)

188 >>Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium

Prison guards drugged.
Cameras disabled.
Former cop, turned murderer, turned prison assassin living large in Tahiti.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2019 08:09 AM (sGotD)

189 176 Bolton's lawyer says he has something to add to the Shiffty impeachment follies. I predict another boomerang.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2019 08:03 AM (NVYyb)

Bolton's a dick

needs to take the off ramp

Posted by: REDACTED at November 09, 2019 08:09 AM (rpxSz)

190 Do they just draw around the shit and needles when drawing Greta or incorporate them?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2019 08:09 AM (gMim2)

191 Ben Had, probably not doable, DaughterH has a decent, not great job here, and there are multiple grand-kids here in Califorginia. But I'm thinking I'm about ready. Prop 4 sounds intelligent !

The VAGOP is irredeemable. Local idiot candidate ran primarily on fighting obscenely high tolls, never heard a SINGLE mention of the sitting Democrat blackface Governor Gosnell-Northam and his plans for enhanced post-birth infanticide (Early Liverpool Pathway) or of the sitting AA Lieutenant Governor with two credible accusations of rape.

Like my friend said, I went to sleep in Virginia and woke up the next morning in California.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 09, 2019 08:09 AM (BiNEL)

192 REDACTED, I saw your mention of lamb shanks last night. It made my mouth water.

The best grocery store for miles has quit carrying lamb. They say it doesn't sell. There's a local meat processor I need to check out. You've made me hungry for lamb... especially shanks.

Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 08:10 AM (fE1wp)

193 Any bets on whether that corrupt, America hating, chinless, insert Treebeard rant here, former AG is throwing his hat in the ring so he can yell "political hit job" when he gets indicted?
Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 07:58 AM (9WcJw)


Imitating the dumbest retard to crawl out Scranton is never a smart idea, proving the cowardice of the commies at Columbia for not expelling him for the thug lite student protests that asshole pulled in the late 60s while occupying the administration building.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 09, 2019 08:10 AM (y7DUB)

194 Well it's not any warmer out but past 8am to fire up the new leaf blower.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 08:11 AM (ZCEU2)

195 "If I lived/worked in that building, a barrel of acetone would find it's way down the side one evening.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 08:06 AM (5aX2M) "




And next day, everyone who passed by would feel a little happier and lighter-hearted, without knowing why.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 09, 2019 08:11 AM (JwHjN)

196 jeffy offstein quite bangin the young ladys just a few months ago

Posted by: Slick willy at November 09, 2019 08:11 AM (y5zzc)

197 Well it's not any warmer out but past 8am to fire up the new leaf blower.
Posted by: Skip

Good Hunting!

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2019 08:11 AM (vd8XM)

198 https://mobile.twitter.com/realderekutley/status/. 1193145679214006273?s=12

Compliments of DaughterH for Ben Had

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 09, 2019 08:12 AM (BiNEL)

199 Do not comprehend this at all. CalTech physicist posits a quantum theory of the universe where multiple versions of our lives are playing out with small differences. I hope one of me won a Powerball recently.

https://tinyurl.com/yypqaeds

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2019 08:13 AM (NVYyb)

200 194 Well it's not any warmer out but past 8am to fire up the new leaf blower.
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 08:11 AM (ZCEU2)

How Dare You !

Posted by: Greta at November 09, 2019 08:13 AM (s7OHd)

201 Virginia would be a nice testing ground to see if a scary firearm confiscation will work. It's got lots of people to go for it, lots of people against and lots of criminals who don't care because it doesn't concern them.

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 08:13 AM (ZCEU2)

202 powerlineblog.com/the week-in-pictures epstein meme edition
https://tinyurl.com/y67rmx4j

Posted this a few minutes ago but its funny stuff

--

Thanks for those, Skip. It took me a few minutes to go through them all, but several were waaay funneh! And nothing can usually get me laughing this early in the morning.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 09, 2019 08:14 AM (JoUsr)

203 Do not comprehend this at all. CalTech physicist posits a quantum theory of the universe where multiple versions of our lives are playing out with small differences

I can prove this is BS. Because in no universe did Epstein kill himself

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2019 08:14 AM (NVYyb)

204 Think a period and two spaces crept in there as line breaks

198

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 09, 2019 08:15 AM (BiNEL)

205 EMT - Epstein's Methodical Termination

Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 08:15 AM (ZCEU2)

206 The best grocery store for miles has quit carrying lamb. They say it doesn't sell. There's a local meat processor I need to check out. You've made me hungry for lamb... especially shanks.
Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 08:10 AM (fE1wp)

Their is a small carriage trade grocery in Great Barrington MA, about 8 miles from me, that caters to the NYC weekenders.
So they carry all kinds of yummy stuff. One of Mrs. REDACTED fav things in this area

the shanks were yummy with a chanterelle risotto

almost too much, but not quite

Posted by: REDACTED at November 09, 2019 08:16 AM (rpxSz)

207 "You're 150 years old?"

Heh, dial 1-800-oldguy here and I've never gotten over them.
They seem to have somehow gotten over me though.

Ah well.

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 08:17 AM (9WcJw)

208 178
I got over banging young ladies about 40 years ago.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Ah, but how do you feel about older ladies?

*bats eyes*

Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 08:17 AM (fE1wp)

209 Um... chanterelle risotto sounds amazing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 08:18 AM (5aX2M)

210 every once in awhile I take both of my cast iron skillets and I set them in a fire out back until all the seasoning is off them.
Let them cool..wash them with Steel scrubber, dry and coat immediately in vegetable oil and bake for 2 hours or so until the new seasoning takes.
after use, I wash them with a nylon green pad.

and that's all I have to say about that.

Posted by: firefirefire at November 09, 2019 08:19 AM (Seb55)

211 Thinking about buying a 2019 Jeep Grand Cheerokee, Trail Hawk version. Good prices on new 2019s now, as the 2020s are coming to dealers. Anyone have reasons for or against Jeep brand and that model vehicle? Thanks.

Posted by: Gref at November 09, 2019 08:20 AM (AMIL/)

212 208 178
I got over banging young ladies about 40 years ago.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Ah, but how do you feel about older ladies?

*bats eyes*
Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 08:17 AM (fE1wp)

Since I been banging the same old lady about 40 years I guess pretty good!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 08:20 AM (JFO2v)

213 Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg is staring down at pedestrians in
the heart of San Francisco where an artist is painting a massive mural
of the Nobel Peace Prize nominee.
Not sure I can take much more of her.

--

Her visage fits perfectly in with that feces-filled city. Mural painter should paint a clothespin on her nose. Now that would be fitting.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 09, 2019 08:21 AM (JoUsr)

214 211 Thinking about buying a 2019 Jeep Grand Cheerokee, Trail Hawk version. Good prices on new 2019s now, as the 2020s are coming to dealers. Anyone have reasons for or against Jeep brand and that model vehicle? Thanks.
Posted by: Gref at November 09, 2019 08:20 AM (AMIL/)

My RAMs were indestructible I have a few issues at 150k with noise in driveline. But no real probs. on I put 230k on the other.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 08:21 AM (JFO2v)

215 tinyURL is great for those long links. Bonus is nobody has to do any editing to see it.

Posted by: Arrggghhhh at November 09, 2019 08:21 AM (vqIkG)

216 209 Um... chanterelle risotto sounds amazing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 08:18 AM (5aX2M)
---
I now have my drag queen name.

Morning all!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2019 08:22 AM (Dc2NZ)

217 If multiple universes exist then every tiny decision leads to a new one. Even a moron like me intuitively understood that. I am sort of surprised scientists bothered, unless they just saw an easy opportunity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 09, 2019 08:22 AM (0GvUH)

218 209 Um... chanterelle risotto sounds amazing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 08:18 AM (5aX2M)

any home made risotto is fab

the secret is good strong home made stock

and I usually use brandy instead of wine

and I make mine in a wok

Posted by: REDACTED at November 09, 2019 08:22 AM (rpxSz)

219 Pretend I don't know anything about it and hope she doesn't either?"

If we were discussion the media, we would call that one 'Lying by omission'.

If she enjoys these events, share the happiness.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 06:16 AM (cqNba)



This comment solidified my opinion of you VIA. You are a very nice person and great husband!

Posted by: Chillin the most at November 09, 2019 08:23 AM (lonOK)

220 One great thing about Jeeps had been their resale value. I have owned a couple, which my kids mostly used, and they were always readily salable and brought good prices.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2019 08:23 AM (NVYyb)

221 Snopes almost gets something right!

The U.S. has had six republican presidents since Eisenhower left office in 1961
The claim is wrong on its face because Democrats made no effort to impeach Ford.
While a handful of Democratic lawmakers have introduced articles of impeachment against five of the last six Republican presidents,

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 08:23 AM (JFO2v)

222 Skip's probably gone now, but that week-in-memes he posted up at 4 is very funny, multiple LOLs !

That was really good. Favorite was Jack Nicholson,

"You Can't Drink All Day
...If You Don't Start In The Morning"

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2019 08:24 AM (VP1E6)

223 209 Um... chanterelle risotto sounds amazing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 08:18 AM (5aX2M)

Doesn't it? Lucky man must have a grocery store that carries them. The season is pretty much over, though a good rain and a couple of days of warm weather might bring them back for one more round.

My dad was a demon morel hunter. He got them by the bushel. But he never hunted chanterelles. And that's a shame because they are almost as good as morels.

Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 08:24 AM (fE1wp)

224

The Berlin Wall falls 30 years ago today and we're getting sob stories about it from the MFM. According to the Wall Street Urinal gay East German border guards were hit hardest



His World Collapsed the Night the Berlin Wall Fell. Then Came the Hard Part.


It was Nov. 9, 1989, at the Checkpoint Charlie crossing between divided East and West Berlin. For most Germans, it was a night of joy. The infamous Berlin Wall had become history. The East German people, having defeated one of the Soviet bloc's most repressive dictatorships, was bursting through the barrier. But for Mr. Fleischer, it was the night his own world collapsed.


He has no wish to see the old regime return. Yet he's proud of having known the German Democratic Republic, which in his childhood memory is a "safe, caring and fraternal" country.

Some of his former fellow soldiers have barely moved on at all. On a recent Saturday, some 200 former high-ranking border guards met at the border troops' former headquarters in a village near Berlin for their annual gathering. They chanted the GDR anthem and honored their comrades who had died performing their duty.


Mr. Fleischer doesn't live in the past. He overcame depression in the early 2000s. He left the police to work in newspaper distribution. In Mörfelden, he runs a help desk for gay and transgender people at city hall.





Well at least it's a happy ending for Fritz Fruitcake but let's go back to the good old days of the utopia of communism



Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2019 08:25 AM (nVq7R)

225 Anyone have reasons for or against Jeep brand and that model vehicle? Thanks.

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Don't get one with any fancy leather on the dash or the like. Every person I know with it complains because the adhesive let's go.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 09, 2019 08:25 AM (0GvUH)

226 Nikki Haley defending Trump

she's running in 2024

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It's certainly possible. She's been making several political statements via twatter over the last few months, at a time when I thought she had bowed out of politics for a while after her UN ambassadorship.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 09, 2019 08:25 AM (JoUsr)

227 doggeh walk will.have to wait until we get back up above freezing here

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 09, 2019 08:25 AM (G546f)

228 Regarding the Jeep purchase, Here is a site that shows the most recent costs, rebates etc. for cars

https://tinyurl.com/yy6oncns

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2019 08:26 AM (vd8XM)

229 Greta is an update of the Rowan Morrison character from The Wicker Man. Instead of being sacrificed to appease pagan weather gods, she's here to convince you to sacrifice yourself to the same idols.

That makes Soros the Lord Summerisle/Christopher Lee string-puller of the Left's little Wednesday Adams/Damien Thorn/Rain Man mashup.

Posted by: Utility muffin at November 09, 2019 08:26 AM (ldmQR)

230 I think those Cal Tech "scientists" stole it from Heinlein.

Number of the Beast.

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 08:26 AM (9WcJw)

231 'mornin.

Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2019 08:26 AM (MVjcR)

232 I'll have the Finland Breakfast, please.

Coffee + vodka + Sobranie

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2019 08:27 AM (Dc2NZ)

233 A comment upthread reminded of a great song by Commander Cody:

https://youtu.be/KOgk3mqI09k

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 08:28 AM (5aX2M)

234 i am but a blank canvas that requires proper ornament, be it simple or extravagant and execute with proper technique...

Viola!

You shall have your Masterpiece.

Posted by: Risotto... at November 09, 2019 08:28 AM (y5zzc)

235 Hiya Eris !

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 08:29 AM (arJlL)

236 Hiya Weasel !

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 08:29 AM (arJlL)

237 Good morning, Horde. What a strange night that was. I read the content on the ONT and thought it was funny, but I felt horrible at the time and went to bed at 10:00. I can't even describe the feeling. It was physical, mental, and emotional. All of them and none of them. I don't ever recall anything like that before.

I took my bedtime medications plus a Percocet which usually helps me get to sleep. But after tossing and turning for a while, I noticed that the horrible feeling was passing and I was starting to feel more normal. Since I couldn't sleep, I got up and went back to the computer.

Posted by: rickl at November 09, 2019 08:29 AM (yQlY7)

238 220 One great thing about Jeeps had been their resale value. I have owned a couple, which my kids mostly used, and they were always readily salable and brought good prices.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2019 08:23 AM (NVYyb)


We're still running our 2008 Jeep we bought used in early 2009.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 09, 2019 08:30 AM (di1hb)

239 My dad was a demon morel hunter. He got them by the bushel. But he never hunted chanterelles. And that's a shame because they are almost as good as morels.
Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 08:24 AM (fE1wp)

I see morels behind my house

never had enuff nerve to pick and eat them

will ski full blast down the face of Taos

but afraid of a wild mushroom

Posted by: REDACTED at November 09, 2019 08:31 AM (rpxSz)

240 FWIW, if you buy a new one, pay close attention to what it tells you during the warranty period, and if you consider keeping it beyond that you may do well to buy the extended warranty. They're neat vehicles and also passionate purchases similar to convertibles or sports cars, but you're still buying a Fiat product.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 09, 2019 08:31 AM (0GvUH)

241 In my favorite quantum universe Trump wins every four years and busty ettes post breast pictures every time. Best. Thread. Ever.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 09, 2019 08:31 AM (NVYyb)

242 I now have my drag queen name.

Morning all!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

So, should I call you that after midnight ?

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 08:31 AM (arJlL)

243 >>Her visage fits perfectly in with that feces-filled city. Mural painter
should paint a clothespin on her nose. Now that would be fitting.

She certainly fits in with CA's current 'return to the primitive' theme.Maybe she could get stranded there and become their cult leader?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2019 08:32 AM (bDqIh)

244 Hi JT
Hi Eris!

Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2019 08:32 AM (MVjcR)

245 232 Coffee,Alko, and korppu.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 09, 2019 08:32 AM (C1Lsn)

246 http://bit.ly/34Na7xM
*******
Kyle Morris on Twitter: "President Trump: "You know what I did? A big favor...I caught the swamp, I caught 'em all." "Nobody else could have done that but me. I caught all of this corruption that was going on."

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 09, 2019 08:33 AM (BqBId)

247 NOOD coffee!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2019 08:33 AM (vd8XM)

248 Well at least it's a happy ending for Fritz Fruitcake but let's go back to the good old days of the utopia of communism
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2019 08:25 AM (nVq7R)

Yup...hopefully Fritz Fruitcake can come here and border guard our new wall with Narcoxico as well as manning a sodomite help desk in his spare time in the near future.

Win-Win.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 09, 2019 08:33 AM (Z+IKu)

249 While a handful of Democratic lawmakers have introduced articles of impeachment against five of the last six Republican presidents,
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 08:23 AM (JFO2v)

Wait! Wut? I thought the WaPo said REPUBLICANS need to learn to accept the results of elections they don't like.

I'm confused.

Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 08:33 AM (fE1wp)

250 "I'm confused.

Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 08:33 AM (fE1wp) "


with demonrats, it's always projection !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 09, 2019 08:35 AM (JwHjN)

251 I'll have the Finland Breakfast, please.

Coffee + vodka + Sobranie
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

I'm goin' to THE Sons of Norway flea market shortly.

Think they'll have that ?

Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 08:35 AM (arJlL)

252 I wonder I pressy bloomberg will kick all religious groups out of public buildings like he did in NYC?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 09, 2019 08:35 AM (JFO2v)

253 249

Wait! Wut? I thought the WaPo said REPUBLICANS need to learn to accept the results of elections they don't like.

I'm confused.

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The memory hole system is down while the furnaces are undergoing regular maintenance. We'll rectify the inoperative reports shortly.

Posted by: Ministry of Truth at November 09, 2019 08:35 AM (ldmQR)

254 When Bloomberg flops, do we all get to sing Randy Newman's "Short People Got Nobody...?"

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 09, 2019 08:37 AM (JoUsr)

255 Lucky man must have a grocery store that carries them.

Mrs. REDACTED pick them up in the NYC along with a big bag of dried porcinis.

I'm surprised someone didn't mug her on the train back home.

no accounting for taste, I guess

Posted by: REDACTED at November 09, 2019 08:37 AM (rpxSz)

256 REDACTED, that the best part of both morels and chanterelles...there are no lookalike mushrooms that can be mistaken for them by any intelligent human being which are poisonous.

I'm pretty faint-hearted myself. If I don't absolutely, positively recognize it, I leave it. These two are no-brainers.

Posted by: creeper at November 09, 2019 08:39 AM (fE1wp)

257 On Pres Trump's 'nobody but me could have done that.'

A backhanded slam of o'barky with his 'I got Bin Laden' shtick?

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 08:39 AM (9WcJw)

258 Here's the band Blondie singing "The Hardest Part":

https://tinyurl.com/y5md65t5

Nitro and acetylene open la machine

I'm reading Debbie's autobiography and listening to the tunes as I go along.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2019 08:40 AM (Dc2NZ)

259 Gimme one to go, JT!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 09, 2019 08:40 AM (Dc2NZ)

260 78 My NWS forecast says a normal winter for precip and temp. They specifically mention no colder than normal, with Alaska and Hawaii being warmer than normal this winter.

21 Oct update on the Winter forecast. It mentions polar oscillations, and ocean status, but is silent on the low solar output.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2019 06:55 AM (u82oZ)


Something very useful would be stats a la baseball for forecasters and weather readers. Then do Fantasy Leagues to increase their visibility.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 09, 2019 08:45 AM (di1hb)

261 https://tinyurl.com/yy25beosW

Posted by: Public Service Announcement at November 09, 2019 08:50 AM (y5zzc)

262 Jeep's seem to need a lot of maintenance,might just be my impression

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 09, 2019 08:54 AM (G546f)

263 'Kill the splendid feminist' is an anagram for 'Epstein didnt kill himself'.

Posted by: Beelzebubba at November 09, 2019 11:30 AM (17+9D)

264 39
*surveys typos...despairs the rest of Saturday.
Hey Creeper...have been thinking about you....How's it going up north? (sowsear by any other name wants to know)

Posted by: Mary at November 09, 2019 12:08 PM (cyRVk)

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