Pilot of Single-Prop Plane With Non-Working Engine Says His Last Farewell To His Family and Friends

Tough to watch, but at least he had the grace to make a courageous exit.



Good night! I'm taking Monday (Veterans Day) mostly off, except for a post here and there and some open threads.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:12 PM




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1 Sad, but I have questions...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 08:13 PM (2B9A/)

2

Alternate post title:


Goodnight, Sky King, We Hardly Knew Ye

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 08, 2019 08:14 PM (78llE)

3 G'night Ace !

Enjoy the weekend !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 08, 2019 08:14 PM (JwHjN)

4 The guy who came up with the EDKH thing must be unable to buy a beer in any bar in the country right now. That will change.

Posted by: pep at November 08, 2019 08:14 PM (T6t7i)

5

Farewell, Sky Chief!


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 08, 2019 08:15 PM (78llE)

6 'night Ace ! Enjoy your weekend.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)

7
Another week of nothing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 08, 2019 08:15 PM (13CQC)

8 Most excellent.

Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 08, 2019 08:16 PM (IrmzF)

9 Holy shit... that's off the charts.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2019 08:16 PM (3H9h1)

10 Ok, Diogenes, watch the whole thing this time.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 08:16 PM (aKxkI)

11 Ace, have a good weekend and enjoy your time.
We are grateful for whatever we get from you.

Posted by: That's One Today at November 08, 2019 08:16 PM (hkCNq)

12 OMFG LOL

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 08, 2019 08:16 PM (ijEPD)

13 Huh? What's the glide ratio for the plane? What's the terrain like? If he has time to make a video, he has time to find a good spot for a dead-stick landing.


And who's holding the camera? Times when it looks both hands are accounted for, and yet the camera moves around.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2019 08:16 PM (QDnY+)

14 WikiLeaks just dropped Assange's dead man switch file bomb.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 08, 2019 08:16 PM (jM6wD)

15 Hmmmmm....

Has this been authenticated?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 08, 2019 08:16 PM (hkouz)

16 It's been said when death stares you in the face you find the courage to say what needs to be said.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 08, 2019 08:17 PM (COzlW)

17 His engine did not kill itself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 08:17 PM (oVJmc)

18 We are grateful for whatever we get from you.

Like dogs. Or those trout that eat canned corn from your hand.

Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 08, 2019 08:17 PM (IrmzF)

19 Why wasn't I surprised...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 08:17 PM (Y79kJ)

20 I chuckled. Good one.

Posted by: Bosk at November 08, 2019 08:17 PM (9m9TT)

21 WikiLeaks just dropped Assange's dead man switch file bomb.


Avenge me!

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at November 08, 2019 08:17 PM (oVJmc)

22 If you were trying to stage your own death...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 08:17 PM (2B9A/)

23 That was a brave, brave man!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 08:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

24
Remember the kid in school who always had dried boogies under his nose?

(Were YOU that kid?)

Dave Carey always had dried snot on his face when he came to school.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 08, 2019 08:18 PM (78llE)

25 Defenestratus - where?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2019 08:18 PM (QDnY+)

26 You got me on this one.

Posted by: satrose at November 08, 2019 08:18 PM (nycWw)

27 My only complaint: I wanted to see the hamburger all over the highway.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 08, 2019 08:18 PM (COzlW)

28 Imagine if he was Japanese. Nothing looking like an aircraft carrier would have been safe!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 08:19 PM (Y79kJ)

29 FLIGHT OF ICARUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4w2BZXL6Ss&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: IRON MAIDEN at November 08, 2019 08:19 PM (JLNub)

30
Huh? What's the glide ratio for the plane? What's the terrain like? If he has time to make a video, he has time to find a good spot for a dead-stick landing.

And who's holding the camera? Times when it looks both hands are accounted for, and yet the camera moves around.

Posted by: rhomboid


My thought too. Not like he's flying an F-104.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2019 08:19 PM (7rVsF)

31 Omg! Just scored round trip tickets to San Diego for marine boot camp graduation for 97 bucks!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 08, 2019 08:19 PM (FZiSs)

32 Saw it coming, but it was still funny.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 08:19 PM (NWiLs)

33 Note To Self : Pastrami Wings Don't Work.

Posted by: Lost Wright Brother at November 08, 2019 08:19 PM (JLNub)

34 Congrats Nurse ratched

Posted by: satrose at November 08, 2019 08:19 PM (nycWw)

35 31 Omg! Just scored round trip tickets to San Diego for marine boot camp graduation for 97 bucks!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 08, 2019 08:19 PM (FZiSs)
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Was it on this guy's airline?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 08:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

36 21
WikiLeaks just dropped Assange's dead man switch file bomb.





Avenge me!

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at November 08, 2019 08:17 PM (oVJmc)


We'll do it together.

Posted by: Black Cat of the Stadium that has Hoffa's Soul at November 08, 2019 08:20 PM (Y79kJ)

37 WikiLeaks just dropped Assange's dead man switch file bomb.

I would expect this to be rippling all across my Q twitters. Nothing so far.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 08:20 PM (aKxkI)

38 >>Just scored round trip tickets to San Diego for marine boot camp graduation for 97 bucks!


Greyhound Trips are always a good time.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 08:21 PM (JLNub)

39 Was it on this guy's airline?


==

Drop dead discount pricing !

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)

40 So my speed reading indicated we are getting opera threads on Veterans Day. Phone screen is small.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 08, 2019 08:21 PM (EnQC8)

41 WikiLeaks just dropped Assange's dead man switch file bomb.

Wikileaks last post was last month. Link or Barrel.

Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 08, 2019 08:21 PM (IrmzF)

42 31 Omg! Just scored round trip tickets to San Diego for marine boot camp graduation for 97 bucks!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 08, 2019 08:19 PM (FZiSs)

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Ah, probably got the wing aisle seats...the spare seats they hang under the wings....

Congratulations!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at November 08, 2019 08:21 PM (WEBkv)

43 It's the new RickRoll! Love it.

Posted by: pilot141 at November 08, 2019 08:22 PM (6BWi0)

44 Congrats Nurse Ratched!

You'll love San Diego/MCRD SD.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 08:22 PM (Y4EXg)

45 Lawn Dart?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2019 08:22 PM (3H9h1)

46 I think we may have reached peak meme.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 08:22 PM (2B9A/)

47 Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 08, 2019 08:19 PM (FZiSs)

Sweet! Enjoy. I can assure you it will be like nothing youve ever seen.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 08, 2019 08:22 PM (hkouz)

48 nurse ratched, that's a helluva deal. How soon till you go and get to see him again?

Posted by: cfo mom at November 08, 2019 08:22 PM (RfzVr)

49 The Cuervo Gold

The fine Columbian

Hillary made Epstein go away . . .

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at November 08, 2019 08:23 PM (DR0sS)

50 As an ex-paratrooper, I've always had a healthy fear of flying without a parachute. If I was in a small aircraft, I wouldn't dream of flying without access to a parachute for exactly this very reason.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at November 08, 2019 08:23 PM (SH7Tr)

51


Alex Jones drove a huge 4x4 to a Hillary event.

Pretty damn funny, trolling on a new level.

YT /watch?v=Yl_nFabxLcA

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 08, 2019 08:23 PM (gIYPV)

52 from the side:
let's recap, shall we?
1 ABC spikes story on Epstein
2 ABC goes apeshit when video leaks of reporter griping about it
3 ABC hunts down suspected video leaker, now at CBS
4 CBS fires "leaker"
5 she wasn't the leaker
6 media, everywhere: *crickets*

==========

damn you trump for creating a hostile and violent atmosphere for our firefighter press corps!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 08, 2019 08:23 PM (FEQY4)

53 Touche.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 08:23 PM (H8QX8)

54 Quite the sad ending.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2019 08:23 PM (r+sAi)

55 37 WikiLeaks just dropped Assange's dead man switch file bomb.

I would expect this to be rippling all across my Q twitters. Nothing so far.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 08:20 PM (aKxkI)

So far this is what I found but I had to do a search. Nothing flying by on my timeline...


@GeorgeMNasif

Kaboom!~ Every Original Wikileaks file LIVE and in living color, all in one place, most of them never published until right now. Source: Original Wikileaks Server from inception to 2016. WL on Steroids. WikiServerfile 43,477 Files, 4,419 Folders

https://tinyurl.com/y37rz2tv

Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2019 08:23 PM (cF8AT)

56 Tactical Ops Brewery has EDKH on the bottom of their cans.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2019 08:24 PM (89T5c)

57 >>Quite the sad ending.


This poor guy's family is gonna have to live with that message for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 08:24 PM (JLNub)

58 Well, dead engine, talks about how Epstein didn't kill himself.

Probably good enough for the Clinton Crime Syndicate to accept the guy is actually dead.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 08, 2019 08:24 PM (WEBkv)

59 I know this was a joke, but the "Grace to make a courageous exit" crack makes me laugh.

Every time I've been in a situation where I was pretty sure I was about to punch my ticket for the night train to Slam City, I took it like a man. Just whispered the Mourner's Kaddish, and waited for the coup de grace.

But the one time I almost died without realizing it (train), and got saved at the last second, I freaked the fuck out and threw up.

When it comes, I hope I know it's coming.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 08:24 PM (5aX2M)

60
Kaboom!~ Every Original Wikileaks file LIVE and in living color, all in one place, most of them never published until right now. Source: Original Wikileaks Server from inception to 2016. WL on Steroids. WikiServerfile 43,477 Files, 4,419 Folders



So....Seth Rich?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 08:24 PM (oVJmc)

61 Torpedo 8.

I am going to see this new Midway movie.


https://tinyurl.com/y3hux2mb

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 08:24 PM (Y79kJ)

62 Huh? What's the glide ratio for the plane? What's the terrain like? If he has time to make a video, he has time to find a good spot for a dead-stick landing.

I've flown in a plane that size - the plane had a piece of avionics that showed every nearby little airport that you could glide to if your engine cut out, and there were a couple of nice big nearby highways you could put the plane down on, if it came to that. Practicing landings with no engine is one of the things single-engine pilots do.

Posted by: Zombie Murdered Epstein at November 08, 2019 08:24 PM (I2/tG)

63 This poor guy's family is gonna have to live with that message for the rest of their lives.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 08:24 PM (JLNub)

Hah! Dad was always a kidder...
-this guy's family

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 08:24 PM (2B9A/)

64 Omg! Just scored round trip tickets to San Diego for marine boot camp graduation for 97 bucks!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 08, 2019 08:19 PM


You have discussed your concerns that your son get special care to the lead instructor, as was advised here, correct?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 08, 2019 08:25 PM (DMUuz)

65 @GeorgeMNasif

Oh, I saw a denouncement of him by @tracybeanz, but I didn't know what it was for.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 08:26 PM (aKxkI)

66 You have discussed your concerns that your son get special care to the lead instructor, as was advised here, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 08, 2019 08:25 PM (DMUuz)
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Damn, just how funny would it be to have a helicopter parent show up at boot camp?

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 08, 2019 08:26 PM (WEBkv)

67 As a commercial pilot with 2700 plus hours, I'm gonna jump in here and say 'misplaced' priorities.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2019 08:26 PM (UUkQp)

68 64: heh

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2019 08:26 PM (89T5c)

69 The link I posted about Wikileaks came from Instapundit...

https://tinyurl.com/yybhc84w

Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2019 08:26 PM (cF8AT)

70 So this Wikileaks dump, Cinton and Obama folks gonna be frog marched?

Posted by: AshleyJuddsPuffyScamper at November 08, 2019 08:27 PM (SM7jA)

71 Years ago some lawyer dude in Florida who was about to be arrested for crimes that would've sent him away for a loooong time, eluded the authorities long enough to take off in his private plane in order to kill himself, unlike Jeffrey Epstein.

a) He shot himself while flying the plane.

b) He crash landed the plane into the ocean.

He survived. Ha ha, joke was on him!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 08, 2019 08:27 PM (COzlW)

72 (I do know that they are launching off of Saratoga, which did get her 8" turrets replaced with 5" dual purpose - and I know the silhouette of Saratoga very well. And Saratoga just missed Midway.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 08:27 PM (Y79kJ)

73 When it comes, I hope I know it's coming.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 08:24 PM (5aX2M)

*fistbump*

My go to are the big three (for me at least):
Lord's Prayer
Hail, Mary
Glory Be

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 08:27 PM (2B9A/)

74 You have discussed your concerns that your son get special care to the lead instructor, as was advised here, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere

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I'm sure she did - sending it in a heavily perfumed envelope with sparkles and "Sealed with a Kiss!!" written on the outside in pink Sharpie.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 08:27 PM (Y4EXg)

75 You got me. I laughed.

Have a good weekend, Ace and Horde people.

I have a job assessment Tuesday so here's hoping that goes well. It's local and probably pays crap but I need a job and it's not slogging up and down 95.

And Epstein didn't kill himself.



Posted by: turambar at November 08, 2019 08:27 PM (Gylu/)

76 Just scored round trip tickets to San Diego for marine boot camp graduation for 97 bucks!

Woo! San Diego moron meetup?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 08:27 PM (ykYG2)

77 He's got either a freeway or a runway in front of him so I think it is a spoof. He looks like he's gliding straight toward it.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2019 08:28 PM (U50PB)

78 He's got either a freeway or a runway in front of him so I think it is a spoof.


==


NO WAY !!!

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

79 Somehow, I've always imagined that John-John's wife and SIL nagged at him about being late, until he snapped and deliberately augered in, as preferable to what he was enduring.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 08:28 PM (LxqES)

80 My go to are the big three (for me at least):
Lord's Prayer
Hail, Mary
Glory Be
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

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I hope to have the presence of mind to go for the Divine Mercy Chaplet.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 08:29 PM (Y4EXg)

81 Sharkman, were the one who posted a link to Ryan George's' screen rants ? About a week ago ?

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

82 79 Somehow, I've always imagined that John-John's wife and SIL nagged at him about being late, until he snapped and deliberately augered in, as preferable to what he was enduring.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 08:28 PM (LxqES)

Is it wrong that my first thought was: well at least he STAYED IN THE FUCKING VEHICLE WITH THEM!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 08:30 PM (2B9A/)

83 He's got either a freeway or a runway in front of him so I think it is a spoof.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WATCH IT

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 08, 2019 08:30 PM (aKxkI)

84 Somehow, I've always imagined that John-John's wife and SIL nagged at him about being late, until he snapped and deliberately augered in, as preferable to what he was enduring.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 08:28 PM (LxqES)



That and he was flying ifr when he was licensed vfr.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 08:30 PM (HALdu)

85 >>b) He crash landed the plane into the ocean.


Got no time to pack my bags
my foot's outside the door
I got a date
I can't be late
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 08:30 PM (JLNub)

86
My go to are the big three (for me at least):
Lord's Prayer
Hail, Mary
Glory Be

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


No Act of Contrition? "I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to confess my sins, to do penance and to amend..." CRUNCH!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2019 08:30 PM (7rVsF)

87 Oh, I saw a denouncement of him by @tracybeanz, but I didn't know what it was for.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 08:26 PM (aKxkI)

Yeah, she doesn't seem to be buying it...here's her thread:

https://tinyurl.com/yxg9h66v

Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2019 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

88 Downloading Wikileaks drop now.


Oh it's real.
And it's spectacular.

Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 08, 2019 08:30 PM (IrmzF)

89 As a commercial pilot with 2700 plus hours, I'm gonna jump in here and say 'misplaced' priorities.
Posted by: Eromero
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"Maintain control of the aircraft."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 08:31 PM (LxqES)

90 I hope to have the presence of mind to go for the Divine Mercy Chaplet.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 08:29 PM (Y4EXg)

Hail Mary is good for that. No matter which way it falls out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 08:31 PM (2B9A/)

91 Maybe just assumed he wasn't going to make it

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2019 08:31 PM (ZCEU2)

92
We just had a small-plane crash near here, this week.
The dummy conveniently crashed into a cemetery.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 08, 2019 08:31 PM (78llE)

93 55 37 WikiLeaks just dropped Assange's dead man switch file bomb.

I would expect this to be rippling all across my Q twitters. Nothing so far.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 08:20 PM (aKxkI)

So far this is what I found but I had to do a search. Nothing flying by on my timeline...


@GeorgeMNasif

Kaboom!~ Every Original Wikileaks file LIVE and in living color, all in one place, most of them never published until right now. Source: Original Wikileaks Server from inception to 2016. WL on Steroids. WikiServerfile 43,477 Files, 4,419 Folders

https://tinyurl.com/y37rz2tv
Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2019 08:23 PM (cF8AT)

Seriously?!?!? Because this would be the time for maximum damage. Thousands and thousands of people are suicide watch. Maybe those G5's get fired up for Qatar.

Posted by: pink nipples at November 08, 2019 08:31 PM (DZsvp)

94 I trust @tracybeanz on this...never heard of the other guy.

Posted by: Tami at November 08, 2019 08:32 PM (cF8AT)

95
79 Somehow, I've always imagined that John-John's wife and SIL nagged at him about being late, until he snapped and deliberately augered in, as preferable to what he was enduring.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 08:28 PM (LxqES


He was a Kennedy, he would just have taken them to a hospital and gotten them lobotimizd or hooked on Percocet.

Posted by: AshleyJuddsPuffyScamper at November 08, 2019 08:32 PM (SM7jA)

96 Crash landing on the 405.

https://tinyurl.com/yybohdf4

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 08, 2019 08:32 PM (WEBkv)

97 As a commercial pilot with 2700 plus hours, I'm gonna jump in here and say 'misplaced' priorities.
Posted by: Eromero



Never knew they used aircraft in advertising that much.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 08:32 PM (HALdu)

98 "That and he was flying ifr when he was licensed vfr."

Technically it was VFR but night ops over water are the next best thing...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 08, 2019 08:32 PM (7s3Gx)

99 Excuse me, stewardess.

I speak Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Jive Lady at November 08, 2019 08:32 PM (s7OHd)

100 So the rumor about the investigator saying there was a threesome in the kennedy aircraft were not true?

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 08:33 PM (HALdu)

101 Yeah, she doesn't seem to be buying it...here's her thread:

https://tinyurl.com/yxg9h66v


Ah. Her 2nd and 3rd posts pretty much nail him to the wall.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 08:33 PM (Wd55D)

102 He was a Kennedy, he would just have taken them to a hospital and gotten them lobotimizd or hooked on Percocet.
Posted by: AshleyJuddsPuffyScamper
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Or taken them for a ride in a Delta 88.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 08:34 PM (LxqES)

103 No Act of Contrition? "I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to confess my sins, to do penance and to amend..." CRUNCH!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2019 08:30 PM (7rVsF)

Maybe I am just more fatalistic, perhaps. I always saw doing that one as more 'bargaining' rather than saying, hey God, Mary, I may be coming here warts and all, if you can see your way clear to just tossing my ass in purgatory, it would be appreciated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 08:34 PM (2B9A/)

104 OK Boomer

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 08, 2019 08:34 PM (uDh3k)

105 Lord,
All I ask is that my last thought not be
"Wow, that was a stupid mistake--"

Posted by: Chuck C at November 08, 2019 08:34 PM (r6GXX)

106 >>So the rumor about the investigator saying there was a threesome in the kennedy aircraft were not true?



I know nothing about the Kennedy Crash.

Posted by: Otter at November 08, 2019 08:35 PM (JLNub)

107 Technically it was VFR but night ops over water are the next best thing...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
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Is that fog? It looks like fog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 08:35 PM (LxqES)

108 Washington State Policeman and an unexpected aircraft...

https://tinyurl.com/y3gfb6ek

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 08, 2019 08:35 PM (I2/tG)

109 From a pilot perspective, I've always been kinda chicken about tempting fate doing sarc stuff like that. Kinda like painting flames on your plane...Maybe not the best karmic idea.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 08, 2019 08:35 PM (bttOm)

110 >>Lord,
All I ask is that my last thought not be
"You know, I should have seen that coming..."

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 08:35 PM (JLNub)

111 It's how he says it that makes it even funnier.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2019 08:35 PM (j3npP)

112 Greyhound Trips are always a good time.
Posted by: garrett

Ripple and riding the Dog

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2019 08:36 PM (B7KlG)

113 >67 As a commercial pilot with 2700 plus hours, I'm gonna jump in here and say 'misplaced' priorities.
Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2019 08:26 PM (UUkQp)



This.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 08, 2019 08:36 PM (uDh3k)

114 109 From a pilot perspective, I've always been kinda chicken about tempting fate doing sarc stuff like that. Kinda like painting flames on your plane...Maybe not the best karmic idea.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 08, 2019 08:35 PM (bttOm)

Yeah, we see 30 seconds more and the guys really starts acting out of sorts, 'Well, isn't THIS a son of a b-'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 08:37 PM (2B9A/)

115 Did the pilot die?

Loss of engine power on a small plane or even a big jet is not, by itself, fatal. The plane can glide to a landing on a roadway, field or even a river. Pilots survive such incidents every year.

Posted by: Albert Schwartz at November 08, 2019 08:37 PM (zHbOW)

116 "Is that fog? It looks like fog."

Hard to tell, it's too hazy...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 08, 2019 08:37 PM (7s3Gx)

117 I think all Priorities have to be paced in Checked Baggage.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 08:37 PM (JLNub)

118 LMAO!! I just checked in. This is EPIC!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 08, 2019 08:37 PM (dUJdY)

119 The BOOMERANG II SYSTEM is an integrated hardware and software system to detect incoming small-arms fire and to indicate the shooter's position by showing the azimuth angle of the shooter relative to the forward direction of the vehicle. System is installed in a HMMWV and operates both when the vehicle is stationary and moving. The system detects the sound of incoming rounds, performs acoustical analysis, and indicates the direction to the shooter both visually and aurally

Neato!

Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 08, 2019 08:38 PM (IrmzF)

120 The trick to near death experiences is to laugh after it's over. If it is an actual death experience go ahead and laugh, right? Hey it's all good.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2019 08:38 PM (UUkQp)

121 "in the event of a water landing your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2019 08:39 PM (3H9h1)

122 🙌 👏 🙏🤝 🤞


(translation)

*Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language interpreter at November 08, 2019 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)

123 Torpedo 8.

I am going to see this new Midway movie.


https://tinyurl.com/y3hux2mb

Posted by: Mikey NTH


They lost 20 of 21 planes (15 of 15 TBD Devastators from the Hornet with only Ens. George Gay surviving, and 5 of 6 of their TBF Avengers flying from Midway Is. with only two surviving crew members). 45 of 48 men died and not one of their torpedoes detonated.

But their deaths and the deaths of the other two torpedo squadrons (another 20 of 26 planes and crews lost) pulled the Jap AA and CAP down to wave top level and allowed the Dive Bombers to hit the carriers by relative surprise.

Had the sequence of events been any different, the Japs almost certainly would have destroyed all three American carriers, rather than only the Yorktown.

It was a miracle.

RIP, men of the US Navy who defended us at Midway.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2019 08:40 PM (U50PB)

124 120 The trick to near death experiences is to laugh after it's over. If it is an actual death experience go ahead and laugh, right? Hey it's all good.
Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2019 08:38 PM (UUkQp)


I would think the trick to near death experiences it to maximize the near part and minimize the death part.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 08, 2019 08:40 PM (z42uh)

125 "in the event of a water landing your underaged prostitute can be used as a flotation device."

Posted by: Pedo Airlines Safety Instructions at November 08, 2019 08:40 PM (JLNub)

126 My go to are the big three (for me at least):
Lord's Prayer
Hail, Mary
Glory Be

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

No Act of Contrition? "I firmly resolve, with the help of Thy grace, to confess my sins, to do penance and to amend..." CRUNCH!
Posted by: Hadrian

Hail Mary, cause I'm gonna need her help soon
If I can squeeze an Act of Contrition in, sure

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2019 08:40 PM (B7KlG)

127 Greyhound Trips are always a good time.
Posted by: garrett

Ripple and riding the Dog
Posted by: Jean
--------

Obligatory, Chuck Berry, 'Promised Land'

http://tinyurl.com/odoh6td

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 08:41 PM (LxqES)

128 When I die I don't want to have to look back with as much regret as I'm afraid I will.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

129 No, pilots of single engine aircraft do not practice landings with Mr Engine turned off. RUFKM?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 08, 2019 08:41 PM (uDh3k)

130 Via Insty, Wikileaks just dropped a bomb.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2019 08:42 PM (l3+k2)

131

If you can't believe this man about Epstein who can you believe?

https://tinyurl.com/y5kvpbj6







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Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 08, 2019 08:42 PM (IGJk8)

132 >>When I die I don't want to have to look back with as much regret as I'm afraid I will.


Go faster!

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 08:42 PM (JLNub)

133 S/o

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)

134 Oh, Bob...

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 08:42 PM (JLNub)

135 Hockey Players are the BEST & Sidney Crosby is the best of the Hockey Players. Sid gave the SUV he won as MVP of allstar game to a needy Vet

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 08:43 PM (BqBId)

136 Cannibal Bob to the barrel!

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 08, 2019 08:43 PM (uDh3k)

137 George Gay surviving..
-------
I saw him speak at a Memorial Day observation, Marietta, Georgia. Early 90's. I couldn't believe that I was right there with the guy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 08:43 PM (LxqES)

138 Gesu, Cannibal Bob !

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 08:43 PM (zr5Kq)

139 129 No, pilots of single engine aircraft do not practice landings with Mr Engine turned off. RUFKM?
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 08, 2019 08:41 PM (uDh3k)

----------------

What?

Next you'll be telling me practicing auto-rotate landings are a bad idea too...

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 08, 2019 08:43 PM (WEBkv)

140 Uh oh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 08, 2019 08:43 PM (IGJk8)

141 Well, the wikileaks drop should give alot of news for the next week or so. Might even take Epy off the meme machine.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2019 08:43 PM (r+sAi)

142

Would you believe...

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at November 08, 2019 08:43 PM (aKsyK)

143 5.1

Posted by: East German Judge at November 08, 2019 08:43 PM (s7OHd)

144 The BOOMERANG II SYSTEM is an integrated hardware and software system to detect incoming small-arms fire and to indicate the shooter's position by showing the azimuth angle of the shooter relative to the forward direction of the vehicle. System is installed in a HMMWV and operates both when the vehicle is stationary and moving. The system detects the sound of incoming rounds, performs acoustical analysis, and indicates the direction to the shooter both visually and aurally

Neato!
Posted by: mikeyG-

I hope this one works, as the original sucked and was pushed thru as a congressional add by BBN. Killed several development projects by vaccuum ing up the cash and requirements.

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2019 08:43 PM (B7KlG)

145 132 >>When I die I don't want to have to look back with as much regret as I'm afraid I will.


Go faster!
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 08:42 PM (JLNub)

So, cut my life short?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 08:43 PM (NWiLs)

146 On second thought, I hope my last thought is not
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Posted by: Chuck C at November 08, 2019 08:44 PM (r6GXX)

147 Tears. There are no words...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 08, 2019 08:44 PM (8O1uq)

148 Cannibal Bob, when in the barrel, try not to breath in. Only breathe out.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)

149 Oh Bob. Bob, Bob, Bob...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

150 Insomniac @ 128- Brother, go listen to Don't Want To Die Asking For Another Chance by the Georgia Satellites. You're welcome.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2019 08:44 PM (UUkQp)

151 We just had a small-plane crash near here, this week.
The dummy conveniently crashed into a cemetery.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 08, 2019 08:31 PM

I'm picturing the plane crashing, his body rolling out and falling into an open grave. And I'm giggling.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 08, 2019 08:44 PM (COzlW)

152 I dare not try that meme I created again. But its funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 08, 2019 08:45 PM (IGJk8)

153 >>So, cut my life short?


No. Go faster.

The faster you go, the less chance you have to look back. Too dangerous.





Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 08:45 PM (JLNub)

154 Florida Woman! Well, technically Norway Woman, but I can see her with a Camel filterless in her mouf:

https://allthatsinteresting.com/female-viking-face-reconstruction

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 08:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

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Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 08, 2019 08:46 PM (IrmzF)

156 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P5_-JaIGIw

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2019 08:46 PM (cNlpM)

157 Now you know why Bob doesn't do home repairs.

Posted by: Heidi at November 08, 2019 08:46 PM (IGJk8)

158 I see Bob has graced us with a last will and testament before he enters "The Barrel."

...this blog needs a reverb when typing, "The Barrel."

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 08, 2019 08:46 PM (WEBkv)

159 go listen to Don't Want To Die Asking For Another Chance by the Georgia Satellites. You're welcome.
Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2019 08:44 PM


They had more than one song?

Posted by: Chuck C at November 08, 2019 08:46 PM (r6GXX)

160 And McCain asked the Russian for money for his 2008 campaign.

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/1jcq9lcqrwnip68/ AAAHVs0-k3F2Sc0ckA2Mh0vxa/russia- mission-on-mccain-funding-req.doc?dl=0

Posted by: pink nipples at November 08, 2019 08:46 PM (DZsvp)

161 67 As a commercial pilot with 2700 plus hours, I'm gonna jump in here and say 'misplaced' priorities.
Posted by: Eromero

At the bigginning of the video, isn't there a runway visible somewhere off on his 11? Practicing dead stick at the time? Either way, I obviously defer to your judgement.

Posted by: Tinker at November 08, 2019 08:46 PM (Ti7bZ)

162 No, pilots of single engine aircraft do not practice landings with Mr Engine turned off. RUFKM?

But they practice cutting their engines. They do it all the time over my house. (So far, they've all restarted fine)

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 08:46 PM (gHCnG)

163 Is there someone in the barrel already for cannibal bob in case he wants a snack?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 08, 2019 08:47 PM (Vy7tf)

164 K12 rules:

"Go really fast that way.

If something gets in your way?

TURN!"

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 08:47 PM (JLNub)

165 Every day that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself is April Fool's Day.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 08, 2019 08:47 PM (COzlW)

166 Normal
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Posted by: the Barrel at November 08, 2019 08:47 PM (ykYG2)

167 ya know I've been asking every fucking thread how I can create and post a link to a meme and what do I get? Fucking crickets. So excuuuuuse me if I broke the damn blog.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 08, 2019 08:47 PM (IGJk8)

168 >
But they practice cutting their engines. They do it all the time over my house. (So far, they've all restarted fine)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 08:46 PM (gHCnG)



Yes. This is true. But not dead stick landings.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 08, 2019 08:48 PM (uDh3k)

169 Cue up a parody of Elvis' "In the Ghetto" titled "In the Barrel".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 08:48 PM (Y79kJ)

170 So...how do I then live? I don't have a lot of practice to be honest.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

171 Is there someone in the barrel already for cannibal bob in case he wants a snack?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 08, 2019 08:47 PM

Jeffrey Epstein Surprise. The surprise is the hypoid bone is already cracked for you, courtesy of the meat dept. at the prison.

You're welcome!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 08, 2019 08:49 PM (COzlW)

172 Going to need copious amounts of adderall for this Wikileaks document dump.

Posted by: pink nipples at November 08, 2019 08:49 PM (DZsvp)

173 When I die I don't want to have to look back with as much regret as I'm afraid I will.

Posted by: Insomniac




Pish. You will die with a nurse wrapped around you composing "Dear Penthouse, I never thought..." in your head.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 08:49 PM (gd9RK)

174 https://allthatsinteresting.com/female-viking-face-reconstruction

Blah. There was so much social justice in that article it was like reading National Geographic.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 08:49 PM (VP1E6)

175 169 Cue up a parody of Elvis' "In the Ghetto" titled "In the Barrel".
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 08:48 PM (Y79kJ)

Heh. Or "Ben". Cannibal Bob can sing to the barrel rat.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 08, 2019 08:50 PM (Vy7tf)

176 Who will feed Cannibal Bob while he's in the Barrel?

Posted by: Hands at November 08, 2019 08:50 PM (786Ro)

177 ooh.

Angela, Angela, Angela.

Illegal off shore funds are not a good look for a head of state.

Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 08, 2019 08:50 PM (IrmzF)

178 >So excuuuuuse me if I broke the damn blog.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 08, 2019 08:4



Just get in the barrel.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 08, 2019 08:50 PM (uDh3k)

179 >>I don't have a lot of practice to be honest.


What do you enjoy doing? Do it.

WAITING ROOM : FUGAZI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo


I know you know it. Hell. You should love it. It fucking rocks.

But listen to what they are saying. Ian may be a douche. But that guy gets a lot of it.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 08:51 PM (JLNub)

180 Heil Trump!

Posted by: George Lincoln Trump at November 08, 2019 08:51 PM (7Ch2f)

181 Blah. There was so much social justice in that article it was like reading National Geographic.
---
You read the article?!

That face!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 08:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

182 Roll out the barrel
We'll have a barrel of fun!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 08:51 PM (NWiLs)

183 178
>So excuuuuuse me if I broke the damn blog.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 08, 2019 08:4





Just get in the barrel.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 08, 2019 08:50 PM (uDh3k)

dammit you guys.
*pulls on wellingtons and gas mask, skulks off to the barrel.*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 08, 2019 08:52 PM (IGJk8)

184 Wikileaks bomb: Assange expecting to not kill himself like Epstein?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 08, 2019 08:52 PM (1XNk8)

185 That was like getting Rick Rolled.

Too damn funny.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 08, 2019 08:53 PM (7hE48)

186 When I was a senior in High School a friend of mine invited me to skip school and go flying with him. We decided to fly up to a country club in Northern WI to grab some lunch and the whole way up Steve (the pilot) kept on climbing into stalls. Scared the ever loving shit out of me.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 08, 2019 08:53 PM (8O1uq)

187 dammit you guys.
*pulls on wellingtons and gas mask, skulks off to the barrel.*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 08, 2019 08:52 PM (IGJk

----------------

Won't do you any good, as I think this is "Rum, sodomy and the lash" week in the barrel.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 08, 2019 08:53 PM (WEBkv)

188 I just got my husband and son with it. Heh.

Posted by: dagny at November 08, 2019 08:54 PM (nRWPy)

189 The first thing you have to do when you are inventorying yourself is ask yourself how much sex you are getting. If you are not getting sex every other day you need to start there.

Someone owes you.

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 08:54 PM (HALdu)

190 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 08:54 PM (L2ZTs)

191 Sharkman, were the one who posted a link to Ryan George's' screen rants ? About a week ago ?

Posted by: runner


Ya, I usually post his Pitch Meetings whenever one drops.

Here is his main Website:

https://itsryangeorge.com/

His YouTube channel includes a lot more than just the Pitch Meetings, though those are the funniest things he does.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2019 08:54 PM (U50PB)

192 If you are not getting sex every other day you need to start there.



Someone owes you.


holy shit.

I'm a BILLIONAIRE!

Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 08, 2019 08:55 PM (IrmzF)

193 7Ch2f = troll

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 08:55 PM (ykYG2)

194 ''Cue up a parody of Elvis' "In the Ghetto" titled "In the Barrel".

Years ago Rush used to run a parody of that song called ''In a Yugo''. I laughed every time he played it. It was damn funny.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2019 08:55 PM (jm1YL)

195 Bitter Clinger @ 185- London Boys.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2019 08:55 PM (UUkQp)

196 >>Someone owes you.


There's an Indiana Jones style Warehouse filled with all the pussy I should have got?

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 08:55 PM (JLNub)

197 Quidado re: the document dump.
Folks are smelling rats. Don't spend your weekend.
Give it the 48 hour rules, methinks.

Posted by: MarkY at November 08, 2019 08:55 PM (HbhkC)

198 hi q'steve!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 08:55 PM (ykYG2)

199 John-John and his wife were major league cokeheads. The Bolivian Marching Powder was probably involved.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 08, 2019 08:56 PM (1XNk8)

200 Monchhichi Monchhichi

Epstein Did Not Kill Himself.

Posted by: jsg at November 08, 2019 08:56 PM (s7OHd)

201 7Ch2f = troll


Hey, everybody he doesn't like is Hitler.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 08:56 PM (oVJmc)

202 Sex every other day?



Lol

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 08, 2019 08:56 PM (uDh3k)

203 I'm married so I never get laid.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 08, 2019 08:56 PM (8O1uq)

204 7Ch2f = troll

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 08:55 PM (ykYG2)


Yes and a really lame one. I mean of all of the pathetic losers who troll here this one is bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2019 08:57 PM (M4IJR)

205 His YouTube channel includes a lot more than just the Pitch Meetings, though those are the funniest things he does.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2019 08:54 PM (U50PB)


Holly hell. He is freaking funny ! Thanks ! He's got some talent.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 08:57 PM (zr5Kq)

206 202
Sex every other day?





Lol





Posted by: Muad'dib at November 08, 2019 08:56 PM (uDh3k)

on Feb. 29th.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 08, 2019 08:57 PM (IGJk8)

207 I left a cigar and a bottle of Maclellan 35 in the barrel. Have fun!!

Posted by: Ugh at November 08, 2019 08:57 PM (ezpLG)

208 Never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down
never gonna run around and desert you
never gonna make you cry
never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie
epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: qdpsteve, giving in to the meme at November 08, 2019 08:57 PM (L2ZTs)

209 >>Sex every other day?


FREE SEX, TOMORROW

Posted by: Whorehouse Signage at November 08, 2019 08:57 PM (JLNub)

210 Sex every other day?

Wait.

With someone else, right?

Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 08, 2019 08:58 PM (IrmzF)

211 remember the Rickroll? Now there's the Epsteinroll.

Posted by: qdpsteve, giving in to the meme at November 08, 2019 08:58 PM (L2ZTs)

212 Well this so loverly.

Without water to house.

Hot water out pipe sprung a leak so go and gather materials and bits. Shut off water. Remove bad bits. Install and glue up the replacement PVC bits. Turn water pressure back on and hear a pop. Turn water back off and go look.

Last join before going into water tank popped off. And considering the time, pretty well can't get any more parts until morning.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2019 08:58 PM (h4Bce)

213 One time I saw a demonstration of a small aircraft.
The entire aircraft was equipped with a parachute.
So, if you lost power, you drift to the ground.
Later learned that many had died in these.
They never practiced deploying the 'chute.
So, they didn't when they needed to.

Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at November 08, 2019 08:59 PM (w7KSn)

214 Sex every other day?

Fuck that.

Posted by: jsg at November 08, 2019 08:59 PM (s7OHd)

215 So, does a cannibal have to eat a body he killed himself to avoid eating carrion? Or is it kind of implied that we are all always eating carrion, by definition?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 08:59 PM (2B9A/)

216 What do you enjoy doing? Do it.

WAITING ROOM : FUGAZI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo


I know you know it. Hell. You should love it. It fucking rocks.

But listen to what they are saying. Ian may be a douche. But that guy gets a lot of it.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 08:51 PM (JLNub)

Good song. Life never really began. I'm sick of waiting.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 08:59 PM (NWiLs)

217 Anna, at least you don't live in SoCal.

You could be waterless and powerless! :-P

(Thinking of that 'zinc oxide' sketch from Kentucky Fried Movie)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)

218 >>Remove bad bits. Install and glue up the replacement PVC bits. Turn water pressure back on and hear a pop. Turn water back off and go look.


PVC on a Water Line?

That should be copper.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:00 PM (JLNub)

219 Qdpsteve, supposed to hit freezing tonight. So with no water I should be set to avoid any pipe problems.

So there is that I guess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2019 09:00 PM (h4Bce)

220 Anna, yup :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 09:01 PM (L2ZTs)

221 27 here, supposed to get down to around 21.

60 on Sunday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 09:01 PM (2B9A/)

222 This "Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself" meme will get out of control. It will get out of control and will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Puddlglum at November 08, 2019 09:01 PM (DpHYB)

223 Baghdadi's getting sex every day now.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 08, 2019 09:01 PM (ykYG2)

224 Puddleglum, the EDKH meme is already up to Defcon 2

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 09:02 PM (L2ZTs)

225 This "Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself" meme will get out of control. It will get out of control and will be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Puddlglum at November 08, 2019 09:01 PM (DpHYB)
------------
*eyes Navy chopper warily*

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 09:02 PM (3Z6pZ)

226 >>Good song. Life never really began. I'm sick of waiting.


Waiting is a trap.

What do you like, man. Besides beaver...what do you enjoy? What have you always thought would be cool to experience?


Pick any of the above and just go do it.

If there is something in your life holding you down or keeping you back, examine it and deal with or remove it.

Then pick something. Anything. And move towards it.

You are gonna have all sorts of experiences on the way. Good. Bad. Whatever.

People tell me that is what life is. If you want it. Go and live it.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:02 PM (JLNub)

227 PVC on a Water Line?



That should be copper.

Or very old galvanized.

Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2019 09:03 PM (K22Va)

228 Thanks for that, Tami! it's amazing. Hope it doesn't mean Assange is dead though.

Here's AG Barr speaking at Notre Dame about the Attack on Western Values

https://youtu.be/U2EbW5F113Y

Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 09:03 PM (xIKXj)

229 10 Ok, Diogenes, watch the whole thing this time.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 08:16 PM (aKxkI)


Ok. I did.
Snerk.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 09:03 PM (axyOa)

230 Anna, we have a free bedroom and bathroom. Bring warm clothing.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 08, 2019 09:03 PM (uDh3k)

231 So sorry to hear that, Anna! Do you have enough Valu-Rite to bathe, do laundry, and brush your teeth?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

232 FREE SEX, TOMORROW

Posted by: Whorehouse Signage at November 08, 2019 08:57 PM (JLNub)


The sex was in chains? Kinky.

Posted by: RickZ at November 08, 2019 09:03 PM (Y8PSl)

233 212 Well this so loverly.

Without water to house

Last week I put a load in the washer then got ready for a project in the garage which would have kept me outside for a couple hours. As I was walking out the kitchen all 4 kittehs are lined up at the door looking into the kitchen towards the laundry room.

Wut?

There's a river trickling through the kitchen and the cats were looking at it then up at me like "hey, dude! dat water gonna make me died!"

The flipping washing machine failed to stope filling. I turned off the supply. Man, could have been an epic disaster!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 08, 2019 09:04 PM (Vy7tf)

234 Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:02 PM (JLNub)

I'm really going to think about that. And make a list.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 09:04 PM (NWiLs)

235 Monday night rain and below freezing in ETEX. Whoohoo! 4WD for the win!

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2019 09:04 PM (UUkQp)

236 its' going to be a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG month

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 09:05 PM (B+t5k)

237 Ugh, lists.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 09:05 PM (zr5Kq)

238 Winter is coming.

Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 08, 2019 09:05 PM (IrmzF)

239 Anyone else remember the 'Zinc Oxide' sketch in Kentucky Fried Movie?

Living in SoCal these days is like that...

"Gonna be a cold one tonight. Thank God I have power to heat my house!"

*ding*

"Oh well, I can take a warm shower!"

*ding*

"No water either? I guess me and the wife can huddle together..."

*ding*

"Whaddaya mean you want to turn yourself into a male?? What kind of person did I marry? All that's left for me is my dog!..."

*ding*

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 09:05 PM (L2ZTs)

240 237 Ugh, lists.
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 09:05 PM (zr5Kq)

What's wrong with a list? As long it's not a BuzzFeed "Number three will shock you" list, that is.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

241 And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"
And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"
And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house"
And you may tell yourself, "Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself "

Posted by: Sock Monkey..Pro aris et focis at November 08, 2019 09:06 PM (na/vC)

242 Some folks in the comments at Instapundit say the WikiLeaks dump is a fake, as well. I wouldn't know myself, but I'd exercise caution at the present time...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 09:06 PM (oVJmc)

243 In a Yugo
https://tinyurl.com/zkwz9ou

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 09:06 PM (Y79kJ)

244 242 Some folks in the comments at Instapundit say the WikiLeaks dump is a fake, as well. I wouldn't know myself, but I'd exercise caution at the present time...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 09:06 PM (oVJmc)

That's just what THEY would want you to think.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

245 Eris, fortunately I don't have to be in to work until tomorrow afternoon. So can pop over to Home Depot in the morning for the needed bits. Fix it all up again and this time hope nothing pops.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2019 09:07 PM (h4Bce)

246 I golfed today. It was sunny, mid 40s, and windy. Worth every chilly, windy, minute. Probably the last time this year. Winter is Coming!! Gonna be a cold one.

Posted by: Puddlglum at November 08, 2019 09:08 PM (DpHYB)

247 The other thing I have wanted to suggest to you...have you tried / thought about getting a job that has NOTHING to do with your Vocation / Training?

Because I think even being a Trucker would be an improvement over being a guy looking for work in your field.

Shit. Get a concealed carry permit and start delivering pizzas in a bad section of town. Charles Bronson meets Godfather's Pizza. Could be fun.

I think you just need to do something. Anything. I think it would all be good for you.

Shit. Ace is out jumping Vespas over Piles of Flaming Hobo Bodies. And that guy is as Beta as they come!

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:08 PM (JLNub)

248 I've had some damned close calls on a motorcycle.

But an inch is as good as a mile.

Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2019 09:08 PM (ux+2l)

249 ''Winter is coming.''

No shit Sherlock. When I was a kid I rember Ed having Autumn in between summer and winter. Now it seems like we go directly from hot and humid to cold and frosty.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2019 09:08 PM (jm1YL)

250 I always told my nieces and nephew when they bought their houses that it is constantly trying to kill you or cost you a shit ton of money when you least expect it. Use your senses well.

Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2019 09:09 PM (K22Va)

251 Charles Bronson meets Godfather's Pizza. Could be fun.

The Deliverator from Snow Crash

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2019 09:09 PM (h4Bce)

252 What's wrong with a list? As long it's not a BuzzFeed "Number three will shock you" list, that is.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

What do you with the list after you are done writing everything down ?

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 09:09 PM (zr5Kq)

253 What I'm looking at doesn't look fake, Mr. Peebles. It looks like a collection of documents way above my pay grade.

very interesting.

Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 09:09 PM (xIKXj)

254 249: I live in NoVA and the leaves have just gone from green to brown to dead. Not much of a fall here this year.

Posted by: Puddlglum at November 08, 2019 09:10 PM (DpHYB)

255 Shit. Ace is out jumping Vespas over Piles of Flaming Hobo Bodies. And that guy is as Beta as they come!


I've met ace and in his defense I think you spell beta with a lowercase "b".

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 09:10 PM (gd9RK)

256 ''Eris, fortunately I don't have to be in to work until tomorrow afternoon. So can pop over to Home Depot in the morning for the needed bits. Fix it all up again and this time hope nothing pops.''

Fingers crossed Anna.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2019 09:10 PM (jm1YL)

257 >>Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 09:09 PM (zr5Kq)


You got a problem with lithps, Puthy?

Posted by: Mike Tyson at November 08, 2019 09:10 PM (JLNub)

258 Shit. Ace is out jumping Vespas over Piles of Flaming Hobo Bodies. And that guy is as Beta as they come!
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:08 PM (JLNub)

LOL

Yeah, I actually have thought about it. And I'll be brutally honest, I'm I'm both scared to death and infuriated by the thought of having to abandon everything I invested into that track. On the other hand, right now it ain't working out so good anyway. Gah.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

259 >>I've met ace and in his defense I think you spell beta with a lowercase "b".


For him?


Or, for anyone?

I figured capitalizing it would make him feel just a bit more butch, if he read that.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at November 08, 2019 09:11 PM (JLNub)

260 You got a problem with lithps, Puthy?
Posted by: Mike Tyson at November 08, 2019 09:10 PM (JLNub)

Not problem, exactly. But, hey, if it helps people to focus....go for it.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

261 What do you with the list after you are done writing everything down ?
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 09:09 PM (zr5Kq)

Well, that's the really important part. You have to pick something and do it. The list can't be the end in itself.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 09:13 PM (NWiLs)

262 Isn't Ace some sort of 'roided up AlphaBeta by now?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

263 !flesmih llik t'ndid nietspE

Posted by: Builder Berg at November 08, 2019 09:13 PM (9sE8A)

264 Autumn? What is this "autumn" of which you speak?

We went from sunny & 80s to 20s and snow within a week (about a month ago). The leaves didn't turn pretty colors this year-- they just shriveled and dropped.

Weather finally stabilized, but jeez...

Posted by: JQ at November 08, 2019 09:13 PM (gP/Z3)

265 249
''Winter is coming.''



No shit Sherlock. When I was a kid I rember Ed having Autumn in
between summer and winter. Now it seems like we go directly from hot
and humid to cold and frosty.

Posted by: Tuna at November 08, 2019 09:08 PM (jm1YL)

Yeah! We're at 20's at night and 30's in the day already! I suspect the machinations of a small, Swedish, Witch Girl.

Perhaps if we light her up on a stake...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 09:13 PM (Y79kJ)

266 >>Isn't Ace some sort of 'roided up AlphaBeta by now?


Yes.

But.

On a Vespa.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:14 PM (JLNub)

267 I agree with Garret. *checks sky*

Even if you do not plan on staying in the 'field' while you continue looking for work in your degree and training, it is better than doing nothing. It is not just the money side of things. It would help, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 09:14 PM (2B9A/)

268 265:Perhaps if we light her up on a stake...


Yes, for next year's Harvest!

Posted by: Puddlglum at November 08, 2019 09:15 PM (DpHYB)

269 Perhaps if we light her up on a stake...
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 09:13 PM (Y79kJ)
-------------------

I can get behind that.

Posted by: Nero at November 08, 2019 09:15 PM (WEBkv)

270 Holy hell. He is freaking funny ! Thanks ! He's got some talent.

Posted by: runner


He is a genius but I think he is bored with doing the Pitch Meetings. He definitely has a wacky sense of humor.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2019 09:15 PM (U50PB)

271 Yeah, I actually have thought about it. And I'll be brutally honest, I'm I'm both scared to death and infuriated by the thought of having to abandon everything I invested into that track. On the other hand, right now it ain't working out so good anyway. Gah.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 09:11 PM (NWiLs)

Got to move on. It happens. Some investment go bad. Cutting your loses and moving on is normal. Happens all the time.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 09:15 PM (zr5Kq)

272 Here's AG Barr speaking at Notre Dame about the Attack on Western Values

The real Notre Dame in Paris? or the fake one which gave the dog eater an award

Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 08, 2019 09:15 PM (ykYG2)

273 >>I agree with Garret. *checks sky*


*Ducks Behind Ort Cloud*

Posted by: SMOD at November 08, 2019 09:15 PM (JLNub)

274 >>I've met ace and in his defense I think you spell beta with a lowercase "b".


For him?


Or, for anyone?

I figured capitalizing it would make him feel just a bit more butch, if he read that.



Dude, I'm trying to defend ace's butchitude. I only have so much to work with.

How 'bout this?

Ace's masculinity has a long tradition of existence in his Tinder profile.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 09:16 PM (gd9RK)

275 /off awful sock

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 09:16 PM (ykYG2)

276 I wonder if I sign up on Tinder with the username EpsteinDidntKillHimself if I'll be able to attract the nice few MAGA girls on there.

Nothing says true love like conspiracy and murder.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 08, 2019 09:16 PM (+dsLj)

277 At this moment, people with the appropriate skill sets are searching through the wikileak dump looking for the file titled, Epstein didn't kill himself.

For real.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2019 09:16 PM (l3+k2)

278

From Newsbusters:


FEC records reveal that Kristol had personally donated $3,000 spread among all three
Never-Trumper candidates ($1,000 each) - former Illinois congressman
Joe Walsh, former South Carolina governor and U.S. Congressman Mark
Sanford, and former governor of Massachusetts Bill Weld.



That's money well spent

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2019 09:16 PM (dFmBz)

279 Broke a 96 year old record for snowfall in Chicago already. Think it's going to be a chilly one this year. Just hope the snow isn't too bad.

Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2019 09:16 PM (K22Va)

280 >>Dude, I'm trying to defend ace's butchitude


Well, his Messenger Bag isn't helping.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:17 PM (JLNub)

281 I've met ace and in his defense

*****************

How were you able to tell him apart from all the other Ewoks?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 08, 2019 09:17 PM (+dsLj)

282 Yeah, it is cooling off a bit.

Why, just yesterday evening, I finally put away the shorts, because it was just a bit too cool out.

Sucks when the overnight temps drop below 50...

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 08, 2019 09:17 PM (WEBkv)

283 OMG you had me!!
Lol.
Have a great weekend.

Posted by: PJ at November 08, 2019 09:18 PM (qlTN9)

284 FEC records reveal that Kristol had personally donated $3,000 spread among all three
Never-Trumper candidates ($1,000 each) - former Illinois congressman
Joe Walsh, former South Carolina governor and U.S. Congressman Mark
Sanford, and former governor of Massachusetts Bill Weld.



That's money well spent
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2019 09:16 PM (dFmBz)
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Note the word "former" among those three names. And going to remain "former".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 09:18 PM (3Z6pZ)

285 I would love to take Ace on a Hunting Trip.

It would be so much like and so much unlike when Joe Rogan when out with Steve.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:18 PM (JLNub)

286 *reads Legal Insurrection*

Two small fish media groupers in Cleveland are trying to unseal the Facebook postings of the Gibson grandson who stopped the shoplifters.

I hope they all catch fire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2019 09:19 PM (h4Bce)

287 I would love to take Ace on a Hunting Trip.

===

Camping ?

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 09:19 PM (zr5Kq)

288 Mom has a well-stocked larder and has instructed me to hole up there if there's a blizzard.

But I have a highly regarded liquor cabinet and a book fort.

*ponders*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

289 Why, just yesterday evening, I finally put away the shorts, because it was just a bit too cool out.

lol.. in the grocery store today saw a guy with a big hoodie on and shorts and sandals. It was like 40 degress out.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 08, 2019 09:20 PM (dUJdY)

290 >>Camping ?


Packs, Tents, Guns, Knives, Whiskey and Killing.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:20 PM (JLNub)

291 Is this Wikileaks thing a joke?!

Posted by: Ugh at November 08, 2019 09:21 PM (ezpLG)

292 someone said: The real Notre Dame in Paris? or the fake one

and I say why would that matter?

Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 09:21 PM (xIKXj)

293 Got to move on. It happens. Some investment go bad. Cutting your loses and moving on is normal. Happens all the time.
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 09:15 PM (zr5Kq)

Having a hard time getting my head around that possibility.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 09:21 PM (NWiLs)

294 Sucks when the overnight temps drop below 50...

Sucks even harder when they don't ever drop below 50, imo. But if it's what you like, then enjoy!

Much as I complain about freezing temps in fall/winter, I really wouldn't trade any of it for the tropics (or sub-tropics!), LOL!

Posted by: JQ at November 08, 2019 09:21 PM (gP/Z3)

295 Broke a 96 year old record for snowfall in Chicago
already. Think it's going to be a chilly one this year. Just hope the
snow isn't too bad.


Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2019 09:16 PM (K22Va)


We could get 2-3 inches of snow Sunday night into Monday morning. Damn global warming

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2019 09:21 PM (dFmBz)

296 As Vlad the Impaler said:


Stick around!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 09:21 PM (Y79kJ)

297 lol.. in the grocery store today saw a guy with a big hoodie on and shorts and sandals. It was like 40 degress out.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 08, 2019 09:20 PM (dUJdY)
------------

Heh.

When I lived in MN, when spring hit, shorts and a sweatshirt were standard attire.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 08, 2019 09:21 PM (WEBkv)

298 Hey.
All Hail Iris' mom is well stocked!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 09:22 PM (axyOa)

299 cold weather is good for you

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 09:22 PM (HALdu)

300 Over the road truckers never have to sleep alone.

Posted by: Charles Stickman at November 08, 2019 09:22 PM (wXw18)

301 FEC records reveal that Kristol had personally donated $3,000 spread among all three
Never-Trumper candidates ($1,000 each) - former Illinois congressman
Joe Walsh, former South Carolina governor and U.S. Congressman Mark
Sanford, and former governor of Massachusetts Bill Weld.



And he championed Egg McMuffin in 2016.

He sure can pick 'em.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 09:22 PM (oVJmc)

302 As Vlad the Impaler said:

Stick around!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 09:21 PM (Y79kJ)


I thought he said "Heads up!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 09:23 PM (BiNEL)

303 As Vlad the Impaler said:

Stick around!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 09:21 PM (Y79kJ)

I thought he said "Heads up!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 09:23 PM (BiNEL)
--------
What he said to the Turkish ambassadors was, "You can keep your hat on."

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 09:24 PM (3Z6pZ)

304 Vlad the Impaler's notion of surprise anal shocks even the most jaded otter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 09:24 PM (gd9RK)

305 What he said to the Turkish ambassadors was, "You can keep your hat on."
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 08, 2019 09:24 PM (3Z6pZ)
----------------

Yeah, the whole "nailing the hats to their head thing was pretty gruesome."

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 08, 2019 09:24 PM (WEBkv)

306 Having a hard time getting my head around that possibility.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 09:21 PM (NWiLs)

You can always circle back to it in the future. Come back to it from a different angle. You just don't know. That knowledge will not be taken away from you. It will still be there. May need all of it , but in a different role.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 09:25 PM (zr5Kq)

307 Morning Report
Anonosaurus Wrecks #465:
Is it just my imagination or is there something funny about these airplane tail codes?
https://bit.ly/32pBlt3


I saw this, then later it looked like it got pulled. Did anyone grab a copy or seen it elsewhere?

Posted by: mindful webworker - also didn't kill himself at November 08, 2019 09:25 PM (5Ev1l)

308
have you tried / thought about getting a job that has NOTHING to do with your Vocation / Training?

========

Kind of OT and barging in, but I would love to do that. Just trying to think of how to transfer my skills.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 08, 2019 09:25 PM (13CQC)

309
Camping out tonight and tomorrow night with the scouts. The temperature here is already down to 32 F with a forecasted low of 23 by morning. This is ridiculous.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 08, 2019 09:26 PM (Sq5z0)

310 >>You can always circle back to it in the future. Come back to it from a different angle. You just don't know. That knowledge will not be taken away from you. It will still be there. May need all of it , but in a different role.


Yep. Also you might just learn you are good at other shit, too.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:26 PM (JLNub)

311 308
have you tried / thought about getting a job that has NOTHING to do with your Vocation / Training?

========

Kind of OT and barging in, but I would love to do that. Just trying to think of how to transfer my skills.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 08, 2019 09:25 PM (13CQC)

What skills ya got?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

312 307

Ask and

shorturl.at/mpXZ8

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 09:26 PM (BiNEL)

313 What is the income you are seeking to match in a new job?

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 09:26 PM (HALdu)

314 >>I would love to do that. Just trying to think of how to transfer my skills.


Cam Show?

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:27 PM (JLNub)

315
Dudebro here's in what ya call a Cessna Skymaster--- an inline twin engine airplane. He secured the forward engine, keeping the aft one running. Thou canst hear it in the video..

geez people

Posted by: Rich MacCabe at November 08, 2019 09:28 PM (shwJB)

316 Here's AG Barr speaking at Notre Dame about the Attack on Western Values

The real Notre Dame in Paris? or the fake one which gave the dog eater an award
Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 08, 2019 09:15 PM (ykYG2)

Hey, what am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Notre Dame de Quebec at November 08, 2019 09:28 PM (tVQUs)

317 Broke a 96 year old record for snowfall in Chicago
already. Think it's going to be a chilly one this year. Just hope the snow isn't too bad.



It's MAGA country!


Posted by: Nigerian Brothers at November 08, 2019 09:28 PM (786Ro)

318 Cam Show?
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:27 PM (JLN




chaturbate?

Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 09:28 PM (HALdu)

319 And for something different:
Music Box Dancer

https://tinyurl.com/yx8r78y2

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 09:28 PM (Y79kJ)

320 in the grocery store today saw a guy with a big hoodie on and shorts and sandals.
At the Blue Angels today there were some "pool" Ensigns assigned to the Commodore's area. Summer Whites with 54* and 15 knots of wind.
No Bueno.

Posted by: Panhandler at November 08, 2019 09:28 PM (S/rwf)

321 You oughta know not to stand by the window, somebody see you up there.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2019 09:29 PM (UUkQp)

322 You f**ker! I almost had tears in my eyes.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2019 09:30 PM (hku12)

323 I hate you. That was mean!

Posted by: Helen at November 08, 2019 09:31 PM (Yfb8C)

324 You can always circle back to it in the future. Come back to it from a different angle. You just don't know. That knowledge will not be taken away from you. It will still be there. May need all of it , but in a different role.


Yep. Also you might just learn you are good at other shit, too.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:26 PM (JLNub)


Industries morph every day. Jobs, professions. Technology makes so many changes to traditional job "constructs" it is mind boggling.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 09:31 PM (zr5Kq)

325 Kind of OT and barging in, but I would love to do that. Just trying to think of how to transfer my skills.

Never got a formal degree in anything but life. Every 10 years or so went after something new that interested me. Last one was a leather shop that led to a little custom business. Never made a ton of money but always made enough to get by.

Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2019 09:32 PM (K22Va)

326 Here's AG Barr speaking at Notre Dame about the Attack on Western Values

The real Notre Dame in Paris? or the fake one which gave the dog eater an award
Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 08, 2019 09:15 PM (ykYG2)

Hey, what am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Notre Dame de Quebec at November 08, 2019 09:28 PM (tVQUs)


Notre Dame High School in St. Louis County sure had some loose girls when I was a lad.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2019 09:32 PM (hku12)

327
278

From Newsbusters:


FEC records reveal that Kristol had personally donated $3,000 spread among all three
Never-Trumper candidates ($1,000 each) - former Illinois congressman
Joe Walsh, former South Carolina governor and U.S. Congressman Mark
Sanford, and former governor of Massachusetts Bill Weld.



That's money well spent
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 08, 2019 09:16 PM (dFmBz)



In 2017 he donated to Ralph Northam and the Democrat ticket because Ed Gillespie was icky. If even Ed Gillespie is an icky Republican to Kristol, that should tell you how conservative he really is.

Posted by: AshleyJuddsPuffyScamper at November 08, 2019 09:33 PM (SM7jA)

328 Rise of Skywalker blows chunks, eh? Who could have predicted that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 09:33 PM (2B9A/)

329 Rise of Skywalker blows chunks, eh? Who could have predicted that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 09:33 PM (2B9A/)

what ?? NOOOOOOO!

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 09:34 PM (zr5Kq)

330 I want to see one of to see one of those base jumpers do a video like this.

Posted by: Ripley at November 08, 2019 09:34 PM (NbRJx)

331 https://cosmicbook.news/george-lucas-saving-star-wars-test-screenings-disaster

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

332 When Leia kissed me for luck, and I held her as I swung across that gap in the Death Star...

... I might have had a fap that night.

Um.

Posted by: Luke at November 08, 2019 09:35 PM (ykYG2)

333 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 09:35 PM (2B9A/)

334 >>Never got a formal degree in anything but life. Every 10 years or so went after something new that interested me. Last one was a leather shop that led to a little custom business.


I've got degrees I didn't and more skills than I can count. I have always done whatever I wanted to. Money finds me, mostly. But the best times of my life were invariably when I was working hard at something. Anything, really.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:35 PM (JLNub)

335 ONT is up.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

336 ...didn't use.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:35 PM (JLNub)

337 What does EDKH mean?

Posted by: squeakywheel at November 08, 2019 09:36 PM (BXReA)

338 aviate
navigate
communicate

Posted by: exhelodrvr at November 08, 2019 09:37 PM (SzsYz)

339 Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2019 09:38 PM (l3+k2)

340 one of the files in WikiLeaks death switch drop is called bilderburg meeting report 1962.

only United States names I recognize are Gerald Ford and David Rockefeller

Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 09:38 PM (xIKXj)

341 Let's be blunt here: The Force Awakens was a lame work of fan fiction, and The Last Jedi was a turd. There is no way the third in this series was going to salvage anything from that wreckage.

Disney is a paedo ring. Not an entertainment company, unless we're counting how its executives get entertained. By little kids.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 09:39 PM (ykYG2)

342 Holly cow, Eris. A redo ? It's not like they have no time. They still have a few weeks to make it happen.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2019 09:40 PM (zr5Kq)

343 Sure, they broke a 96 year record for snow in Chicago, and it was 46 below zero in Utah. but -- hey, I want a little credit here, I called it the day it was logged in -- nevertheless, whaddayaknow, it was the warmest October ever.


I just knew it would be. It's getting easier to do this "in human history" gig.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 09:44 PM (oRpiG)

344 Poor guy. Perfect scenario he'd have been flying the plane setting up for an off field landing. Who knows...

Posted by: Chouinard at November 08, 2019 09:52 PM (ua1m6)

345 Tracy Beanz links to this guy, that gives a lot of reasons not to believe this guy really has secret Wikileaks files.



https://tinyurl.com/yy8vqko7

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (Cus5s)

346 Suddenly I know what my epitaph will be.

Posted by: cpurick at November 09, 2019 08:22 AM (7YrFp)

347
Got me, hook, line, and sinker.
Well played.

Posted by: Matthew Slater at November 09, 2019 01:06 PM (kk8TL)

348 Too. Damn. Hilarious!

That was almost as good as the first time I was Rick Rolled.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at November 10, 2019 02:30 AM (Z2PYk)

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