The Washington Post Publishes Highly Positive Review of Mollie Hemingway's Book on the Kavanaugh Hearings, Months After the Book Was Published

First of all, you should know that the entire media collectively -- and I would say, in coordination and collusion with each other -- blacklisted/embargoed Mollie Hemingway's and Carrie Severino's Justice on Trial: Epstein Did Not Kill Himself from any mention in the legacy press.

Wait, I might have that title partly wrong.

I think the highest profile mention the book got from a leftwing media source was a passing mention (a positive one) in an opinion column about something else entirely in the Boston Globe. It was just off-handedly mentioned as a good book.

Other than that -- nothing. Radio silence. No interviews on networks, no reviews in newspapers.

Why no review? Well, because it's a good book and they couldn't say otherwise so they decided to do the next best thing -- the media's protocol about stories which might help Republicans is "spin it negatively, and if it can't be spun negatively, suppress the story entirely."

So they never even alerted their audiences that this book existed, and hoped that would damage it sales.

Well -- it probably did. Congratulations, corrupt c***suckers!

It still reached #1 on the bestseller lists -- or, as the New York Times calls it, "#6" (the New York Times routinely plays with numbers to favor books they like or hurt books they don't like, and they've actually had to admit that in court, admitting that, like World Wrestling Enterprises, their "bestseller" lists are staged presentations, not objective contests) --- but doubtless, and 100% complete media blackout did hurt sales.

So why publish a positive review now?

Well, a knowlegeable insider speculates that they have to publish this review now because the Washington Post's own Ruth Marcus is about to publish her bullshit book on the Kavanaugh hearings, and of course the Washington Post is going to give that a big push -- newsvertisements for the book -- and it would look even worse if they mounted that big PR push for Ruth Marcus' book while continuing to deny the very existence of the Hemingway/Severino book.

So here's the review -- timed, deliberately, to not help in the critical first weeks (or even first months of publication.

Oh, and they didn't even give the book a stand-alone review. They're reviewing it as part of a pair of books on the hearings.

"Justice on Trial" is longer and more ambitious than the Lovelace book. It was co-written by Hemingway, a journalist, and Severino, a former law clerk for Thomas who runs the Judicial Crisis Network...


What makes “Justice on Trial” a must-read for those who follow the politics of the federal judiciary are the details gleaned from the authors' hundreds of on- and off-the-record interviews with participants in the confirmation drama.

"Justice on Trial" puts readers in the room where the action took place, whether that was the Senate antechamber where Democratic Sen. Chris Coons and Republican Sen. Jeff Flake negotiated the confirmation process in real time, or the Kavanaugh home, where the soon-to-be-nominee gathered his family for a secret exit to the White House for the televised announcement...

If "Justice on Trial" has a failing, it is this: It never really charts a clear path out of the judicial confirmation mess. But that may be because there isn't one.... Hemingway and Severino suggest a return to a more modest judiciary that leaves political disputes to the elected branches of government. It's a view with which I am broadly sympathetic...

The late justice Robert Jackson quipped that he and his fellow justices were "infallible only because we are final." That the Supreme Court gets the last word inevitably means high-stakes high-court politics, in a world where the federal government has grown far beyond the limits prescribed in the original Constitution. Those seeking clarity would be well-advised to peruse these new books on the latest judicial confirmation controversy.

So it's a "must-read" and anyone interested in this huge story would be "well-advised" to read it.

Gee, that sounds like it might have been helpful to hear at the book's launch, no?

Oh well: Now they can endlessly push Ruth Marcus' KAVANUGH IS A SERIAL RAPIST BOOK and when you ask "Where's the review for the Hemingway/Severino book," they'll say, "Oh, we reviewed that alongside a 166 page quickie pamphlet just a couple of weeks ago."

Meantime, Lee Smith's book -- The Plot Against the President: Epstein Did Not Kill Himself -- is itself subject to (stop me if you've heard this one before) a complete embargo in the media apart from Fox and conservative outlets.

Dang, I might have gotten that title slightly wrong too.

Even with the full media suppression, Smith's book is still the number seven bestseller in the country -- and debuted at number five just a couple of days ago.

Actually, he debuted at #1 on Amazon.

But Amazon uses a different metric than the New York Times does to gauge sales. Amazon, you see, tallies actual sales in their sales lists. The New York Times "bestseller list" bases it lists partly on sales, but largely on dreams and wishes and unicorn kisses.


In 1983, author William Peter Blatty sued The New York Times for $6 million, claiming that his latest book, Legion (filmed as The Exorcist III), had not been included in the list due to either negligence or intentional falsehood, saying it should have been included due to high sales.[6] The Times countered that the list was not mathematically objective but rather was editorial content and thus protected under the Constitution as free speech.[6]

Blatty alleged that the Times' "editorial decision" to leave a best selling book off the bestseller list cost him $3 million in sales. That's probably not too far from the truth.

It helps with advertising and public awareness.

Which is precisely why the New York Times uses its "editorial judgment" to keep certain books off the list, and to list some books lower than "objective mathematical" evidence would indicate.

The methodology of tracking best sellers according to which books sold the best just doesn't leave the New York Times with the wiggle room and finagleability they prefer.

And thus our Brave Firefighters go, burning the books of all the people they don't like.

But we all should trust them. Why shouldn't we trust the word of proven liars who lie even more extravagantly every single day?

Speaking of remorseless liars, here's Hillary Clinton's quickie cash-in book reviewed by Daniel Greenfield. It's called The Book of Gutsy Women: I Personally Garotted Epstein With a Prison Sheet.

The Book of Gutsy Women, a collection of feminist stories by Hillary and Chelsea Clinton about role models like eco-brat Greta Thunberg, Rachel Carson, and Bella Abzug, remembered respectively for helping revive malaria and ugly hats, is the #1 bestseller in Women’s Studies on Amazon.

That's about all it has going for it.

Even in its debut, the lazy cash-in fell behind the latest Trump conspiracy tract, Rachel Maddow's Blowout: Corrupted Democracy, Rogue State Russia, and the Richest, Most Destructive Industry on Earth. Even Maddow's title sounds like something a crazy homeless man might yell at you while waving a cup of his own urine, so it obviously sold more than twice as many copies as Hillary’s feminist tract.

Hillary might have taken a lesson from What Happened, which outsold her own memoirs, that her ex-base is a lot more interested in conspiracy theories about Republicans than feminist heroines. Lefties might claim that they want to read about inspiring women, but they really want to flip through a spittle-flecked rant written on tin-foil paper which blames all their problems on a vast-right wing conspiracy.

How could Hillary, who has been living that way for a generation, not pick up on the obvious?

Only the die-hard Hillaryites, who wear matching pantsuits to her book tours, and eagerly shell out hard cash for the opportunity to smell her chardonnay breath, showed up on Day 1. And there was no Day 2.

The Book of Gutsy Women debuted at No. 3 in NPD's BookScan list which gathers data from thousands of booksellers. By next week, it was down to No. 10, meanwhile Maddow's explanation of how the space aliens conspired with the Russians to elect Trump so he could let them construct a base in Wisconsin and perform experiments on local cows continued to reign over the bestseller list.

David French's book, To Serve Wife, will be out later in November. It's said to be a cookbook, to make your wife satisfied and calm.

Wait a minute, there's a smudge on my screen. It says it's a *c**kbook" but I can't make out those two letters.


Thanks for the last to FenelonSpoke.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:16 PM




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1 Epstein did not kill himself!

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 06:17 PM (DuZls)

2 2nd?

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 08, 2019 06:18 PM (WEBkv)

3 Mollie Hemingway? Never heard of her.

Posted by: MSM at November 08, 2019 06:18 PM (Y4EXg)

4 Hmm, just get back to town and manage a second.

Not bad.

Probably won't get a first until after I go back to work.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 08, 2019 06:18 PM (WEBkv)

5 Going to take a little while to get through all that

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2019 06:19 PM (ZCEU2)

6 The Conservative Case for Suppressing Conservative Bombshells.

Posted by: David Fwench at November 08, 2019 06:19 PM (DuZls)

7 FenelonSpike.
******
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 06:19 PM (BqBId)

8 Indelible in my hippocampus.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2019 06:19 PM (m45I2)

9 Fenelon'spike' sounds like a Buffy the Vapmire Slayer character.

Topical references, that's me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 06:20 PM (2B9A/)

10 I thought you said The Book of Busty Women. You had my interest. Then you had my attention.

Posted by: ... at November 08, 2019 06:20 PM (uEbPt)

11 >>>10 I thought you said The Book of Busty Women. You had my interest. Then you had my attention.

does someone seriously have this book?

link please

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)

12 Instead of faking shock at this chronic mendacity, I am drinking my standard toast to alla youse !
And PDT !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 08, 2019 06:21 PM (JwHjN)

13 FenelonSpike-I've now become an aged, plump member of Buffy and the Vampire Slayers, but I still identify as a woman.

And you're welcome. I don't know if you know Daniel Greenfield in person, Ace, but you both write well and share an acerbic wit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2019 06:21 PM (WI7YS)

14 Hillary's Gusty Women

*********


Meh. Takes a blowhard to know one.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2019 06:22 PM (m45I2)

15 Hmm. A book of women. Sounds so innocent when an admitted Commie says it.

Posted by: ... at November 08, 2019 06:22 PM (uEbPt)

16 "does someone seriously have this book?

link please

Posted by: ace"


Seconded !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 08, 2019 06:22 PM (JwHjN)

17 Has Jonah Goldberg heard of the book yet?

I know he's so busy with his newsletter that when people he knows personally write books, it slips past him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:22 PM (cfSRQ)

18 OMG, I need a Clovis Brewery beer. (sorry, a new article means I see the sidebar)

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 06:23 PM (NAs56)

19 Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2019 06:22 PM (m45I2)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2019 06:23 PM (WI7YS)

20 does someone seriously have this book?
link please
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)

Well you wrote the damn thing.

Posted by: ... at November 08, 2019 06:23 PM (uEbPt)

21 I just assume they're all cock suckers until proven otherwise that way I'm not dissapointed.

Posted by: Pliney at November 08, 2019 06:23 PM (nzKWW)

22 Nutsy Women?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2019 06:24 PM (m45I2)

23 (the New York Times routinely plays with numbers to favor books they like or hurt books they don't like, and they've actually had to admit that in court, admitting that, like World Wrestling Enterprises, their "bestseller" lists are staged presentations, not objective contests)

Yet many still treat it as the gold standard for book quality. Just like some still think Oprahs' laughable book list is a good way to pick reading material.

But honestly... delaying the coverage and reviews of this book is actually beneficial to Hemingway. There is a nice spike of initial sales, but then the book tends to be forgotten by people who intended to get it a while back, but never did, and sales die off. Having more publicity now can create a new interest spike, which may generate more sales than publicity with release.

So its possible this is a net gain for her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 06:24 PM (KZzsI)

24 does someone seriously have this book?



link please

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)

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An instant classic! I couldn't put it down! Hands-down best seller!

A real page-turner!

Keep a box of tissue handy, though. It'll really get to you in unexpected ways.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:24 PM (cfSRQ)

25 Ok, not too long.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2019 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)

26 Someone say, busty women?

Posted by: Jonah Cuckberg at November 08, 2019 06:24 PM (s/jju)

27 I'm curious as to how many pages Maddow just repeats the name "Konstantin Kilimnik" as an indication of how Russian this conspiracy is.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 06:25 PM (DuZls)

28
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2019 06:25 PM (KCxzN)

29 does someone seriously have this book?

link please

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/29852401-busty-women

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 06:25 PM (cqNba)

30 Thanks for the last to FenelonSpoke.

I was reading that and thinking, "wow, did our Fen write that? She's letting them have it!"

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 06:25 PM (Ydn2k)

31 Have they reviewed any of the Peter Sweizer books?
He and his team go through a ton of detailed documents to piece together DC corruption and then when someone like Trump mentions something it's as if no one in the MSM has heard of it, that it's just some random rumor on the right, not published and documented stuff.
For example, his book on the Hunter Biden Ukraine stiff, along with the Kerry and Bulger kids, would be worth mentioning in the past month, but. . . apparently those books don;t exist inside the NYC-DC bubble.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2019 06:26 PM (bDqIh)

32 oes someone seriously have this book?

link please

*********

It's in pre-release. Maybe someone can keep you abreast.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2019 06:26 PM (m45I2)

33 I didn't know there was a suit where the times admitted they finger the scale... phrasing, I know.

Posted by: Inogame at November 08, 2019 06:26 PM (s/jju)

34 Has anyone else submitted this yet?

The time has come, the Walrus said
To talk of many things.
Of shoes, and ships, and sealing wax
Of cabbages, and kings.
How Epstein never killed himself,
And whether pigs have wings.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 06:27 PM (ZbwAu)

35 Was Busty Women the sequel to Little Women?

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 06:27 PM (DuZls)

36 FenelonSpike.
******
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 06:19 PM

It's like a bluebell shiv.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2019 06:27 PM (rBtIz)

37
they have to publish this review now because the Washington Post's own Ruth Marcus is about to publish her bullshit book on the Kavanaugh hearings, and of course the Washington Post is going to give that a big push -- newsvertisements for the book -- and it would look even worse if they mounted that big PR push for Ruth Marcus' book while continuing to deny the very existence of the Hemingway/Severino book.

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I'm surprised they'd have any scruples at all about that. I wouldn't be shocked if they called Ruth Marcus's book "the FIRST, definitive look at the hearing that rocked the nation!" blah blah.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 08, 2019 06:28 PM (vSZlO)

38 6
The Conservative Case for Suppressing Conservative Bombshells.

Posted by: David Fwench at November 08, 2019 06:19 PM (DuZls)

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Another thing Trump exposed: the fake conservative circle-jerk book club.

It's funny to look back and see the mutual admiration society writing great and incisive reviews for each other's books, promoting them, having minor flirt-fight quibbles and then realize that it was all about the grift, not the actual content.

Because when Unapproved Conservatives started writing about Unauthorized Subjects, a shroud of darkness descended and all the Right Magazines never heard of the new books. People who share TV time professed utter ignorance.

"No, I hadn't heard of it, but I'll take a look."

So much is clear now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:28 PM (cfSRQ)

39 Didn't Mitch Obama have a NYTimes best seller?

I guess tips on drapes, sofa slips and high fashion are in great demand these days.

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2019 06:28 PM (wo3c/)

40 Clovis Brewery, huh ?

Bit too far away, but bravo for effort, anyhow !


Not beer, but I got a $20 last week with a rubberstamp on the back that said "Donald Trump lives here" with an arrow pointing to the WH !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 08, 2019 06:28 PM (JwHjN)

41 Mollie's book is damn good. And infuriating.

Posted by: FloridaMan at November 08, 2019 06:28 PM (r28kI)

42 Mollie is also a One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 08, 2019 06:29 PM (ufFY8)

43 It's in pre-release. Maybe someone can keep you abreast.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2019 06:26 PM (m45I2)

It'll arrive via motorboat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2019 06:29 PM (xPJvm)

44 Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 06:25 PM (Ydn2k)

I only wish I wrote as well as Daniel Greenfield, but then I expect he doesn't write any sermons either. I just linked the article in an earlier comment today,
because ASHQ and FrontPage are two websites I go to almost -umm-religiously.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2019 06:30 PM (WI7YS)

45 >>>43 It's in pre-release.

you know what else is in pre-release?

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2019 06:30 PM (PbpT7)

46 you know what else is in pre-release?

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2019 06:30 PM (PbpT7)
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Hitler?

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 06:30 PM (DuZls)

47 Thanks for letting me play.

Time for pizza & a movie with Missus Muldoon and #1 daughter.

Endeavour to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2019 06:31 PM (m45I2)

48 "you know what else is in pre-release?

Posted by: ace at"


Your chakras?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 06:31 PM (cqNba)

49 you know what else is in pre-release?





Posted by: ace at November 08, 2019 06:30 PM (PbpT7)

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I hear it's highly anticipated.

But the ending is anti-climactic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)

50 'Night, Muldoon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 08, 2019 06:32 PM (xPJvm)

51 I do thank God for his place, as irreverent as it is, because no matter how awful I feel or how sad I am, it always makes me giggle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 06:32 PM (KZzsI)

52 Does anyone think that that Hillary or Chelsea actually write most of this self serving dreck? I guess, though, that if their ghost writer admitted to it it she'd be Arkancided,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2019 06:32 PM (WI7YS)

53 Epstein? Never heard of him.

Posted by: President Hillary Feeds Poor With Her Royal Jelly at November 08, 2019 06:32 PM (COo9b)

54 It's in pre-release. Maybe someone can keep you abreast.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2019 06:26 PM (m45I2)


****


Hee Hee Hee

Muldoon said breast!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 06:33 PM (axyOa)

55 "you know what else is in pre-release?


Your shelving?

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always asks... at November 08, 2019 06:33 PM (EgshT)

56 Heh

"ABC is the equivalent of a sausage company trying to destroy an ex-employee for leaking video of them dumping 1 ton of rat feces in their sausage, because it violates the sacred code of Sausage Ethics"
David Burge @iowahawkblog

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 06:33 PM (KZzsI)

57 "But the ending is anti-climactic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:31 PM (cfSRQ) "


But happy ?
Right ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 08, 2019 06:33 PM (JwHjN)

58
Does anyone think that that Hillary or Chelsea actually write most of
this self serving dreck? I guess, though, that if their ghost writer
admitted to it it she'd be Arkancided,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2019 06:32 PM (WI7YS)

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The term ghost writer is factually accurate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)

59 Also Iowahawk

let's recap, shall we?

1 ABC spikes story on Epstein
2 ABC goes apeshit when video leaks of reporter griping about it
3 ABC hunts down suspected video leaker, now at CBS
4 CBS fires "leaker"
5 she wasn't the leaker
6 media, everywhere: *crickets*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 06:34 PM (KZzsI)

60 I read this on Paul Sperry's twitter feed. I deputize myself as a whistleblower:
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There are now several documents, as well as new testimony, revealing multiple attempts by Hunter Biden's Burisma reps or his fellow Burisma board member/business partner to lobby or meet with officials in the Obama State Department or then-Vice President Biden's office
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But Joe didn't know.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 06:34 PM (DuZls)

61 Applied for another job opening today.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

62 But happy ?

Right ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 08, 2019 06:33 PM (JwHjN)

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It's worth reading again and again.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:35 PM (cfSRQ)

63 The term ghost writer is factually accurate.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)

LOL; Then they won't have to worry about being Arkancided since they're already dead.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2019 06:35 PM (WI7YS)

64 That's the best kind of book !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 08, 2019 06:35 PM (JwHjN)

65 The term ghost writer is factually accurate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)
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They couldn't let a guy who knows so much not off himself.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 08, 2019 06:35 PM (DuZls)

66 HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 06:19 PM

It's like a bluebell shiv.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2019 06:27 PM (rBtIz)


And Bluebell shiva cut three ways:
Deep
Wide
And often.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 06:35 PM (axyOa)

67 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at November 08, 2019 06:35 PM (Hi8cV)

68 'Book of Busty Women'? Isn't that what such fine publications as 'Juggs' and 'Score' are?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 06:36 PM (2B9A/)

69 Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

Good for you! I'm sure it's hard to have the energy to do that when you're really in low spirits, but endeavor to persevere as the Dr. says.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2019 06:36 PM (WI7YS)

70 10 I thought you said The Book of Busty Women. You had my interest. Then you had my attention.
Posted by: ... at November 08, 2019 06:20 PM (uEbPt)
_______

Haven't seen that book. But I do always get sidebar ads here. They puzzle me. What is "embarrassing" about a picture of a hot girl with a great rack? In my day, we liked them.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 06:37 PM (ZbwAu)

71 Your shelving?


Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always asks... at November 08, 2019 06:33 PM (EgshT)

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No, the shelving is solid.

The drill, however, was releasing all over the place. Backwards, even.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:37 PM (cfSRQ)

72 61 Applied for another job opening today.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

Good luck, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 06:37 PM (2B9A/)

73 "Applied for another job opening today."

And Epstein didn't kill himself?



Seriously, good luck.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2019 06:37 PM (Tnijr)

74 BTW, I am prepared to start investigating the media. Send tips. I will do a modern-media level of verification on them, and then publish.
--------------------------
Obviously from a few posts ago...but this right here makes my Gen X cynicism flutter with joy.

Posted by: MJ - VIP Comments, Velvet Rope, Exclusive, Platinum, 4 Star Diamond at November 08, 2019 06:37 PM (gAMkn)

75 Helter Stelter: The story of Tater, the words first BOTHUMAN cyborg news commentator

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 08, 2019 06:37 PM (M+Lyo)

76 69 Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

Good for you! I'm sure it's hard to have the energy to do that when you're really in low spirits, but endeavor to persevere as the Dr. says.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 08, 2019 06:36 PM (WI7YS)

I keep looking and I keep trying.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

77 Haven't seen that book. But I do always get sidebar ads here. They puzzle me. What is "embarrassing" about a picture of a hot girl with a great rack? In my day, we liked them.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 06:37 PM (ZbwAu)

*stage whisper*
Perhaps embarrassing for her, not the viewer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 06:38 PM (2B9A/)

78 um, boss,

the Book Thread is on Sunday morning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2019 06:38 PM (d7Ww2)

79 Thanks for the last to FenelonSpoke.
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Fen is bustin' loose!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 06:38 PM (Dc2NZ)

80 I'm overqualified AF for the position so it's a long shot.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

81 Haven't seen that book. But I do always get sidebar
ads here. They puzzle me. What is "embarrassing" about a picture of a
hot girl with a great rack? In my day, we liked them.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 06:37 PM (ZbwAu)

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My grocery store just emailed their latest promotion: a "holiday assortment" of 24 bottles of wine.

Wow. Wine moms really getting ambitious now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)

82 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

83 24 does someone seriously have this book?



link please

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)

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An instant classic! I couldn't put it down! Hands-down best seller!

A real page-turner!

Keep a box of tissue handy, though. It'll really get to you in unexpected ways.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:24 PM (cfSRQ)
_______

Or you could just use a ficus plant.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 06:39 PM (ZbwAu)

84 *stage whisper*

Perhaps embarrassing for her, not the viewer.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 06:38 PM (2B9A/)

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Or the reader, if they activate your monitor's camera while you're checking it out.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)

85 "My grocery store just emailed their latest promotion: a "holiday assortment" of 24 bottles of wine."

That's almost enough for a month of wines that probably mostly suck.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2019 06:40 PM (Tnijr)

86 My grocery store just emailed their latest promotion: a "holiday assortment" of 24 bottles of wine.
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Like an advent calendar?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 06:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

87 So like $100 or so?

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2019 06:40 PM (Tnijr)

88 >>I didn't know there was a suit where the times admitted they finger the scale...

I DO NOT have scales, it's just really dry skin.

Posted by: Hillary at November 08, 2019 06:41 PM (2cuLk)

89 Hi Insom!

*wiggles butt*
*POUNCE!*
*SEIZE!*
*rolls, smooches and cuddles*

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2019 06:41 PM (d7Ww2)

90 Going to keep my fingers crossed Insomniac

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2019 06:41 PM (ZCEU2)

91 Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 06:42 PM (NWiLs)

92 "My grocery store just emailed their latest promotion: a "holiday assortment" of 24 bottles of wine.
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Like an advent calendar? "

Sounds like Aldi's.


They are famous for that wine advent calendar

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 06:42 PM (cqNba)

93 Glenn Greenwald got silver citizen smacked around on live tv, and the world didnt care. Poor Glenn didnt even like it.

The end times for sure.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 06:42 PM (Bf3hj)

94 89 Hi Insom!

*wiggles butt*
*POUNCE!*
*SEIZE!*
*rolls, smooches and cuddles*
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 08, 2019 06:41 PM (d7Ww2)


Get a room you two

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2019 06:42 PM (aA3+G)

95 Trump 2016 Make America Great Again

Trump 2020 Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

Posted by: Sock Monkey..Pro aris et focis at November 08, 2019 06:42 PM (na/vC)

96 Like an advent calendar?



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 06:40 PM (Dc2NZ)

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I guess so. I guess when Advent's over you just go to the Val-U-Rite to save time.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:42 PM (cfSRQ)

97 More from National Review, the True Conservative website:

NRO: "Over the past 25 years, each of our major parties has defended a president who had been credibly accused of rape."

Go fuck yourselves and learn to code.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)

98
let's recap, shall we?

1 ABC spikes story on Epstein
2 ABC goes apeshit when video leaks of reporter griping about it
3 ABC hunts down suspected video leaker, now at CBS
4 CBS fires "leaker"
5 she wasn't the leaker
6 media, everywhere: *crickets*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 06:34 PM (KZzsI)

The lawsuit will be EPIC!

Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 06:43 PM (NgKpN)

99 22
Nutsy Women?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 08, 2019 06:24 PM (m45I2)

You rang?

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at November 08, 2019 06:43 PM (IDjUx)

100 97 More from National Review, the True Conservative website:

NRO: "Over the past 25 years, each of our major parties has defended a president who had been credibly accused of rape."

Go fuck yourselves and learn to code.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)

So, GW Bush was credibly accused of rape?

Cause it sure wasn't Trump.

Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 06:44 PM (NgKpN)

101 The lawsuit will be EPIC!

Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 06:43 PM (NgKpN)

I got this.

Posted by: Judge Kanawanmeenaheidooheeheaha at November 08, 2019 06:45 PM (vqIkG)

102 An advent calendar of wine would have to be huge, unless the bottles were tiny, and then what is the point?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 06:45 PM (2B9A/)

103 Go fuck yourselves and learn to code.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)

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They keep using the weasel word "credible."

I'd love for them to explain it. Who was credible? The weirdo who thought it was HAWT in the dept store dressing room? The Gloria Allred brigade who never offered actual proof?

Was Kavanaugh "credibly accused?" Someone needs to pin them down on this.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:45 PM (cfSRQ)

104 NRO: "Over the past 25 years, each of our major parties has defended a president who had been credibly accused of rape."
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I only lusted in my heart!

Posted by: The Peanut at November 08, 2019 06:46 PM (fUKvD)

105 97 More from National Review, the True Conservative website:

NRO: "Over the past 25 years, each of our major parties has defended a president who had been credibly accused of rape."

Go fuck yourselves and learn to code.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)

You tell that piece of ringworm filth... wait, which piece of ringworm filth wrote this drek. I can probably assure myself it is not VDH.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 06:46 PM (2B9A/)

106 I wish to report plagiarism. This whole column was stolen from Jonah Goldberg's next article.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 06:46 PM (ZbwAu)

107 It's like every single thing is rigged in favor of the Left. Really infuriating.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 08, 2019 06:46 PM (wiXsO)

108 I only lusted in my heart!
Posted by: The Peanut at November 08, 2019 06:46 PM (fUKvD)

It's hard to get out of those sweaters sometimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 06:47 PM (2B9A/)

109 Everyone get a twenty out of your wallet, and get a pen.

Now write on it- Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 06:47 PM (9dzlp)

110 Wonder how many assassinations Eric Ciariamella has fought off, guy must be a lead magnet by now.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2019 06:47 PM (ZCEU2)

111 I never understood the Ace backwards drill thing.

Just drill from the other side.
Duh!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 06:47 PM (axyOa)

112 Well lessee you got your Ripple, MD, Cisco, Thunderbird, Night Train, Wild Irish Rose, and uh, yeah that's about twenty fo.

Posted by: Wino Man at November 08, 2019 06:47 PM (Tnijr)

113 NRO: "Over the past 25 years, each of our major parties has defended a president who had been credibly accused of rape."

Go fuck yourselves and learn to code.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2019 06:43 PM (PbpT7)
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Can't tell you how many times I've seen what looked to be an interesting link over at Insty, but, once I hovered my mouse over the link, saw it went to NRO..hard pass.

I don't care if it's VDH, I won't intentionally give clicks to NRO.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 08, 2019 06:47 PM (WEBkv)

114 NRO: We couldn't be madder at Trump if he had pissed in our Cheerios.

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2019 06:47 PM (FhXTo)

115 111 I never understood the Ace backwards drill thing.

Just drill from the other side.
Duh!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 06:47 PM (axyOa)

The drilling is coming from inside the walls, man!

Still not making a hole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 06:48 PM (2B9A/)

116 It's funny how those idiots thing being "above the fray" wins them any points.

I recently talked to a guy who grew up with NR and he's disgusted by it now.

But keep screwing that chicken!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:48 PM (cfSRQ)

117 Everyone get a twenty out of your wallet, and get a pen.

Now write on it- Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Ones are more highly circulated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 06:48 PM (fUKvD)

118 I don't care if it's VDH, I won't intentionally give clicks to NRO.
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 08, 2019 06:47 PM (WEBkv)

VDH posts almost everything he writes on the web over at his website.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 06:49 PM (2B9A/)

119
VDH posts almost everything he writes on the web over at his website.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 06:49 PM (2B9A/)

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good to know.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 08, 2019 06:49 PM (WEBkv)

120 Everyone get a twenty out of your wallet, and get a pen.

Now write on it- Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Ones are more highly circulated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 06:48 PM (fUKvD)

***

Cheap bastard.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 06:49 PM (axyOa)

121 You know what's a credible charge?

That Jonah Goldberg is a raging alcoholic. He frequents bars on weeknights and dresses like a hobo. He owns a single pair of pants which he never washes and steals other peoples' work because he's too wasted to come up with something new.

Print that, NR. Go ahead.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)

122 So Animal House/Kevin Bacon was mocking Buckley all along?

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 06:50 PM (Bf3hj)

123 I recently talked to a guy who grew up with NR and he's disgusted by it now.

But keep screwing that chicken!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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I was a magazine subscriber for years and years. After Mr. Buckley died, it swerved off of the track.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 06:50 PM (fUKvD)

124 116 It's funny how those idiots thing being "above the fray" wins them any points.

I recently talked to a guy who grew up with NR and he's disgusted by it now.

But keep screwing that chicken!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:48 PM (cfSRQ)
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"Above the fray", for them, means having a peephole in the ceiling above their wives' beds.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 06:51 PM (ZbwAu)

125 I was a magazine subscriber for years and years. After Mr. Buckley died, it swerved off of the track.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 06:50 PM (fUKvD)

They've become the same effete Chardonnay-and-penis-sipping Yacht Club Cuckservatives as the Bulwark crew.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

126 The stacks of remainders are dusty
'bout the women supposed to be gutsy
That smug little tome
Is not coming home
We'd rather the lesbians busty

Posted by: Bandersnatch, grammar scold at November 08, 2019 06:52 PM (gd9RK)

127 109 117 I have to stop at the locksmith for a key tomorrow. They make rubber stamps.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 08, 2019 06:52 PM (C1Lsn)

128 He frequents bars on weeknights and dresses like a hobo. He owns a single pair of pants which he never washes and steals other peoples' work because he's too wasted to come up with something new.
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Oh...uh...wait, is all of that bad? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 06:52 PM (fUKvD)

129 They've become the same effete Chardonnay-and-penis-sipping Yacht Club Cuckservatives as the Bulwark crew.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

Kind of chicken or the egg type of causality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 06:52 PM (2B9A/)

130 Ordered in Chinese food tonight and the message in the fortune cookie:

Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2019 06:53 PM (j3npP)

131 123 I recently talked to a guy who grew up with NR and he's disgusted by it now.

But keep screwing that chicken!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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I was a magazine subscriber for years and years. After Mr. Buckley died, it swerved off of the track.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 06:50 PM (fUKvD)
________

When O'Sullivan was effectively in charge it was still good. He's the one who got them to start talking about immigration.

Lowry destroyed it. And I'd subscribed since the 60s.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 06:53 PM (ZbwAu)

132 Roy Moore dates 16 year old girls 30 years ago: Democrats declare him an unelectable monster who should be imprisoned.

Joe Morrisey is disbarred and busted for child porn, statutory rape, and sexting minors: Democrats elect him to State Senate.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 06:53 PM (KZzsI)

133
What ever happened to all those women just after the election who said Trump had assaulted them? Oh, Gloria Allred fronted for them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2019 06:53 PM (7rVsF)

134 "Above the fray", for them, means having a peephole in the ceiling above their wives' beds.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 06:51 PM (ZbwAu)

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Goldberg is constantly talking to his couch because he's not allowed in the bedroom.

Paulo objected to the lingering smell. He hated going home smelling like cheap gin and jerky.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:53 PM (cfSRQ)

135 Don Jr. started his book tour for "Triggered" last night in Birmingham, AL. 1200 people showed up. I wonder where it will appear on the NYT fantasy bestseller list.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 08, 2019 06:54 PM (sWM8x)

136 You know who was credible charged... Chlamydia Thundershart....shit she even admitted to the crimes and Comey had evidence.

CRY ME A RIVER on credible charged.... that dog don't hunt.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 06:54 PM (9dzlp)

137 Whole lot of should/ought/needs to be - today.
Our side is full of cowards who will betray us at the earliest opportunity. Moralizing won't be able to overcome that. A purge would help...but then people would have to stop caring that they are called mean things like racisss

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 06:55 PM (Bf3hj)

138 I just started reading the third volume of Churchill's History of The English Speaking Peoples: "Jeffrey Epstein Did't Kill Himself"

Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2019 06:55 PM (Izzlo)

139 VDH posts almost everything he writes on the web over at his website.

And, unlike the NeverTrumper crew, does not spastically tweet out every one of their thoughts and columns throughout the day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 06:55 PM (KZzsI)

140 Applied for another job opening today.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 06:35 PM

*legal fisbump*

Good luck, brother insom. I was in your shoes for 5 years. It sucks, but it gets better. Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2019 06:55 PM (rBtIz)

141
And, unlike the NeverTrumper crew, does not spastically tweet out every one of their thoughts and columns throughout the day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 06:55 PM (KZzsI)

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Or flirt fight over who has the best gentleman's sausage.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2019 06:56 PM (cfSRQ)

142 What ever happened to all those women just after the election who said Trump had assaulted them? Oh, Gloria Allred fronted for them.

They're off standing in a corner with the women who accused Herman Cain in the "never to be heard from again" room.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 06:56 PM (KZzsI)

143 This guy, Jeffery Epstein the pedo
Was unlucky, like Godfather's Fredo
On suicide watch
Which is hard to botch
He totally didn't kill himself

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 06:56 PM (gd9RK)

144 The Washington Post is out of their ever loving minds.

Pure drek.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2019 06:57 PM (Z+IKu)

145 Ones are more highly circulated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 06:48 PM (fUKvD)


And yet they're the loneliest number.


(Ironic hash, BTW.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 08, 2019 06:57 PM (2go+e)

146 *legal fisbump*
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Pretty sure that requires a Notary seal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 06:57 PM (fUKvD)

147
Some people say ace can't build shelves
And has hair all over himself
But one thing is certain
When you throw back the curtain
Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: Wino Man at November 08, 2019 06:59 PM (Tnijr)

148 130
Ordered in Chinese food tonight and the message in the fortune cookie:



Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2019 06:53 PM (j3npP

Thing about chines food is after eat it, about an hour later Epstein still hasn't killed himself

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 06:59 PM (9dzlp)

149 Pretty sure that requires a Notary seal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 06:57 PM


A fishbump would require a Navy SEAL.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 08, 2019 06:59 PM (2go+e)

150 132 Roy Moore dates 16 year old girls 30 years ago: Democrats declare him an unelectable monster who should be imprisoned.

Joe Morrisey is disbarred and busted for child porn, statutory rape, and sexting minors: Democrats elect him to State Senate.

Yeah, that makes sense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 06:53 PM (KZzsI)

Democrats did not destroy Roy Moore.

Republican Scolds did.

Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 07:00 PM (NgKpN)

151 I think the NY Times and Amazon use the Deez Nuts scale when contemplating whether to cover a conservative book.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 08, 2019 07:02 PM (FwIn+)

152 If you order both The Bulwark and The Dispatch now, you'll get National Cuckoldry at 50% off of the newsstand price. Don't wait!

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2019 07:02 PM (wo3c/)

153 So, on Twitter and Facebook, it is against the rules to ID the anti Trump Whistleblower.

But it is quite OK to identify and dox the Woman who did not even LEAK the F'n tape.

OK then.

Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 07:03 PM (NgKpN)

154 Good luck, brother insom. I was in your shoes for 5 years. It sucks, but it gets better. Endeavor to persevere.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 08, 2019 06:55 PM (rBtIz)

Thanks. We shall see.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

155 Re: Lisa Page being hailed as a wonderful person by the crooked shitheel Comey crony Wittes:

Fucking every married dude you work with is never a good look... But it beats being a crooked ass bent copper and a traitor.

That's an even worse look.

That, and dem teefs. Jay-zus!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 07:03 PM (5aX2M)

156
And thou his son, O Belshazzar, hast not humbled thine heart, though thou knewest all this;

But hast lifted up thyself against the Lord of heaven; and they have brought the vessels of his house before thee, and thou, and thy lords, thy wives, and thy concubines, have drunk wine in them; and thou hast praised the gods of silver, and gold, of brass, iron, wood, and stone, which see not, nor hear, nor know: and the God in whose hand thy breath is, and whose are all thy ways, hast thou not glorified:

Then was the part of the hand sent from him; and this writing was written.

And this is the writing that was written, Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin.

This is the interpretation of the thing: Mene; Jeffrey Epstein.

Tekel; Did not kill himself.

Peres; Thy kingdom is divided, and given to the Medes and Persians.

Then commanded Belshazzar, and they clothed Daniel with scarlet, and put a chain of gold about his neck, and made a proclamation concerning him, that he should be the third ruler in the kingdom.

In that night was Belshazzar the king of the Chaldeans slain.

Daniel 5:22-30 (New AoSHQ Edition)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2019 07:04 PM (7rVsF)

157 If you order both The Bulwark and The Dispatch now,

It will be a pleasure to meet your wife.

Posted by: Paolo at November 08, 2019 07:04 PM (Z1eux)

158 so where's our JAG [wasn't ThunderB a JAGess? she's still on the twatters]?


Claims on twatters that the porky Lt. Col. was putting himself in jeopardy under 2 articles of the UCMJ [88 and 92] in his testimony. Reading some of it, jeebus, what a farce.


Also, like the scandal that was the appointment, and conduct, of the special counsel operation, the IC IG farce that took more than 5 minutes to dismiss Ciarmarella's ridiculous "concern" will never be investigated. No intel committees currently exist on the Hill.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2019 07:05 PM (QDnY+)

159 It will be a pleasure to meet your wife.
Posted by: Paolo

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"It will be a pleasure to meat your wife."

FIFY studly one.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 07:05 PM (Y4EXg)

160 i hope the hill doesn't come to my costco. i only go twice a year and it'd be like, a total bummer.

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 08, 2019 07:06 PM (WckfY)

161 TV is on FNC in the next room. I heard an old woman's voice say "We need a wealth tax!"...."Break up big x!"...."Break up big y!"..."Ban plastic straws!"....I think I know who it was.

Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2019 07:06 PM (X/Pw5)

162 With WaPo it's entirely possible that the reviewer just finished reading the book due to having to find a dictionary where it could look up those words Mollie used. Like justice, trial, when, and, it.... yknow hard words.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 08, 2019 07:07 PM (myjNJ)

163 Claims on twatters that the porky Lt. Col. was putting himself in jeopardy under 2 articles of the UCMJ [88 and 92] in his testimony. Reading some of it, jeebus, what a farce.


Also, like the scandal that was the appointment, and conduct, of the special counsel operation, the IC IG farce that took more than 5 minutes to dismiss Ciarmarella's ridiculous "concern" will never be investigated. No intel committees currently exist on the Hill.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2019 07:05 PM (QDnY+)

Yup, he screwed up when he showed up in Uniform.

Said it from the beginning.

Now, question becomes, will the Pentagon DO anything? or will they pull a Sessions.

Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

164
TV is on FNC in the next room. I heard an old woman's voice say "We need
a wealth tax!"...."Break up big x!"...."Break up big y!"..."Ban plastic
straws!"....I think I know who it was.

Posted by: BignJames at November 08, 2019 07:06 PM (X/Pw5)


While wildly waving her arms around Beto style. She's a younger Hillary, without the rapist husband.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2019 07:07 PM (ptqGC)

165 Say, why isn't National Review being sued by Nick Sandmann? They do realize that it smacks of partisan bias to refrain from suing National Review, Nick Frankovich, Rich Lowry, and Jonah Goldberg for similar slanders to the ones they're suing CNN and Ana Navarro for, right?

From the sidebar: and I agree. They were just as bad as the other news sources, particularly Frankovich's vicious and un-retracted attack. Unless they go after these fellows too, it IS partisan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 07:08 PM (KZzsI)

166 I'm waiting for The Beast's and her hell spawn's book, "The Book of All The Women Bill Raped."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2019 07:09 PM (ptqGC)

167 Mr. D'oh brought home takeout. I had the local Mexican place's Spicy Shrimp. I ordered it extra spicy.

They did not disappoint. Whew!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2019 07:10 PM (ptqGC)

168 Don't think the UCMJ trouble relates to uniform, but that's why I was asking a JAG type to put us some knowledge on 88 and 92.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2019 07:10 PM (QDnY+)

169 132 Roy Moore dates 16 year old girls 30 years ago: Democrats declare him an unelectable monster who should be imprisoned.

Joe Morrisey is disbarred and busted for child porn, statutory rape, and sexting minors: Democrats elect him to State Senate.

Yeah, that makes sense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 06:53 PM (KZzsI)

Pump the breaks, the GOPe declared Roy Moore unelectable.

Posted by: pink nipples at November 08, 2019 07:10 PM (DZsvp)

170 i hope the hill doesn't come to my costco. i only go twice a year and it'd be like, a total bummer.
Posted by: trapper's girl
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Greta Thunberg was in Charlotte today, for a 'climate strike' with similarly dysfunctional children. The fact that she is in my native state is very annoying.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 07:10 PM (fUKvD)

171 How's Halperns book doing?

Oh, oh. What a shame.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 08, 2019 07:10 PM (6/uwW)

172
"The Book of All The Women Bill Raped."

In 35 volumes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2019 07:10 PM (7rVsF)

173 I Wanna Do Something Freaky To You is a sick track. Straight dope.

And Dre never paid Leon Haywood for it. Not one thin dime.

Pay the man, you billionaire sonofabitch!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 07:11 PM (5aX2M)

174 Applied for another job opening today.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

Best of luck, man.

Ne illegitamati te carborundum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2019 07:11 PM (/sgva)

175 'Greta Thunberg was in Charlotte today, '

How did she get there? I thought she was in Xalifornia.

Posted by: Wino Man at November 08, 2019 07:11 PM (Tnijr)

176 Now, question becomes, will the Pentagon DO anything? or will they pull a Sessions.
Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

Ummmmmmm......pull a Sessions.

Fat, pale twinks are protected under "Diversity".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2019 07:12 PM (Z+IKu)

177 speaking of Deez Nutz, apparently the idiotic "petition" by 11,OOO "scientists" about the ridiculous imaginary "climate emergency" included Mickey Mouse and many other interesting names. No word if Lizard People made the cut.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2019 07:12 PM (QDnY+)

178 Unconsenting, a memoir by all the women Bill Clinton has raped.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2019 07:12 PM (3W0NT)

179 "The Book of All The Women Bill Raped."

In 35 volumes.
Posted by: Hadrian
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If you publish that, I will see to it that you never work again.

Posted by: George Stephanopoulos at November 08, 2019 07:12 PM (fUKvD)

180
Applied for another job opening today.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 06:35 PM (NWiLs)


Good luck with it. Don't hide your light under a bushel.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2019 07:13 PM (7rVsF)

181 >>Everyone get a twenty out of your wallet, and get a pen.

Now write on it- Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Can you mail me 10 or so examples so I can be sure I'm doing it correctly?

Posted by: Aviator at November 08, 2019 07:14 PM (2cuLk)

182 Fox showed Bill and Tom Perez yucking it up at Little Mike's presser today.

Bill looks like he hasn't a care in the world.

I've moved him to the top of my Dead Pool. Even above RBG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2019 07:14 PM (ptqGC)

183 Pat Sajak just underwent emergency surgery.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 07:14 PM (cqNba)

184 It says it's a *c**kbook" but I can't make out those two letters.

You know, someone with talent at constructing memes or parody websites or cartoons/comics could probably produce quit a bit of content featuring the conversations of certain cruise ship denizens on a fictitious social media site called "Cuckbook".

Posted by: Bert G, Home Again at November 08, 2019 07:14 PM (OMsf+)

185 Hi georgie peorgie! Can you come stand next to me please? I really need a place to set my drink don.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 08, 2019 07:14 PM (myjNJ)

186 Pat Sajak just underwent emergency surgery.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 07:14 PM (cqNba)


Oh, no. Prayers for a complete recovery for whatever he's dealing with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2019 07:15 PM (ptqGC)

187 Ones are more highly circulated.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 06:48 PM (fUKvD)

But too many of the strippers these days are illiterate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2019 07:16 PM (/sgva)

188 Aldi is one of the few things I miss from the East.
Wine Advent calendars and $19 enameled cast iron pans at xmas. You couldn't go wrong

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 07:16 PM (Bf3hj)

189 112 Well lessee you got your Ripple, MD, Cisco, Thunderbird, Night Train, Wild Irish Rose, and uh, yeah that's about twenty fo.
Posted by: Wino Man at November 08, 2019 06:47 PM (Tnijr)


You left out the Boone's Farm.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 08, 2019 07:16 PM (di1hb)

190 speaking of Deez Nutz, apparently the idiotic "petition" by 11,OOO "scientists" about the ridiculous imaginary "climate emergency"
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I once looked at the list of members of the National Academy of Sciences. I found either 3 or, possibly 4, scientists who listed 'Climate Science' as an area of interest, and in each case it was 3rd or 4th on their list.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 07:16 PM (fUKvD)

191 148 130
Ordered in Chinese food tonight and the message in the fortune cookie:



Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2019 06:53 PM (j3npP

Thing about chines food is after eat it, about an hour later Epstein still hasn't killed himself
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 08, 2019 06:59 PM (9dzlp)
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I tried some rice wine once, but an hour later I was sober again.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 07:17 PM (ZbwAu)

192 Everyone get a twenty out of your wallet, and get a pen.

Now write on it- Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

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I made this custom rubber stamp for my cash:

https://tinyurl.com/y4jjd2bh

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 07:17 PM (5aX2M)

193 a view with which I am broadly sympathetic...


Apply that to the whole government...

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2019 07:18 PM (jXmPU)

194 Oh, no. Prayers for a complete recovery for whatever he's dealing with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Intestinal blockage. I refuse to think about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 07:18 PM (fUKvD)

195 I can haz wine mom?

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 08, 2019 07:18 PM (uDh3k)

196 Heh - O'Keef to Megyn - Bianco didn't leak the *next* insider video, either.


Hilarious. In both the media and House Dem situations, it's amusing but also important overall that the perps are pretty dumb. For example the Dems censored the name of Ali Chalupa [DNC chick working the Ukrainiacs to help against Trump] from the Vindman transcript, not sure who but I think several of the people tracking all this easily added it back in, based on their knowledge of events [and/or GOP leaked it, possible but less likely].


LOL



Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2019 07:18 PM (QDnY+)

197 "186 Pat Sajak just underwent emergency surgery.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 07:14 PM (cqNba)

Oh, no. Prayers for a complete recovery for whatever he's dealing with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2019 07:15 PM (ptqGC)"



Seconded, with feeling, as having been there myself this year !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 08, 2019 07:19 PM (JwHjN)

198 Dre never paid Chuckie Wright for Express Yourself either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 07:19 PM (5aX2M)

199 "Oh, no. Prayers for a complete recovery for whatever he's dealing with."

Reported to be successful surgery for blocked intestine.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 08, 2019 07:19 PM (cqNba)

200 That Epstein meme in the sidebar with the deer pic is the one hubbymayhem posted on facebook last night.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 08, 2019 07:19 PM (myjNJ)

201 Wow, Dan Greenfield sounds like a fun guy to read.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 08, 2019 07:20 PM (FEQY4)

202 'Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2019 07:20 PM (MVjcR)

203 seen any bears lately, mike hammer?

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 08, 2019 07:21 PM (WckfY)

204 189 112 Well lessee you got your Ripple, MD, Cisco, Thunderbird, Night Train, Wild Irish Rose, and uh, yeah that's about twenty fo.
Posted by: Wino Man at November 08, 2019 06:47 PM (Tnijr)

You left out the Boone's Farm.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

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And Annie Green Springs.

Makes my stomach flip flop just saying the name.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 07:21 PM (Y4EXg)

205 Nood

Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 08, 2019 07:21 PM (Ti7bZ)

206 165 Say, why isn't National Review being sued by Nick Sandmann? They do realize that it smacks of partisan bias to refrain from suing National Review, Nick Frankovich, Rich Lowry, and Jonah Goldberg for similar slanders to the ones they're suing CNN and Ana Navarro for, right?

From the sidebar: and I agree. They were just as bad as the other news sources, particularly Frankovich's vicious and un-retracted attack. Unless they go after these fellows too, it IS partisan.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2019 07:08 PM (KZzsI)
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NRO retracted pretty quickly. Lowry wrote a column explain how it was a very understandable mistake, ending with a Me Absolvo.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2019 07:22 PM (ZbwAu)

207 And I hope it goes as well for him as it did for me !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 08, 2019 07:22 PM (JwHjN)

208 seen any bears lately, mike hammer?
Posted by: trapper's girl
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Not for two weeks or so. A pair of yearling cubs. Didn't see momma, cuz I turned and went the other way.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 07:23 PM (fUKvD)

209 >>> Nood
Posted by: Howard Johnson

Keep yer dick out of the ice cream.

Posted by: fluffy at November 08, 2019 07:25 PM (dCRRg)

210 OT: Pilot loses his only engine, films final message to family

https://bit.ly/2NRFQqU

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 07:28 PM (EYsyU)

211 And let's just add something obvious.

When someone like Hillary writes a book it is fully with the expectation that no one will read it. The book is for one purpose - so that people can legally give her lots of money. Rich people will buy them by the truckload, and dump them in a landfill, or the local library, which is kinda the same thing.

Ever wonder why every single political candidate publishes a book? So the campaign can buy them, putting campaign money in the candidates pocket. What do they do with the books? Give them away to anyone and everyone.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 08, 2019 07:42 PM (noE+3)

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