Nanny Statist Media Billionaire Michael Bloomberg Will File to Run for President in Alabama Tomorrow, Saying the Current Democrat Field Is "Not Well Positioned" to Beat Trump

Someone on Fox -- either Jesse Watters or Greg Gutfeld -- just asked, if everyone in the Democrat Party can beat Trump, as the media claims, why is Michael Bloomberg now filing to run in Alabama?

And why is he saying that "the Democrat field is not well positioned to beat Trump"?

Maybe because they're not.

More from the NY Post:

Disappointed with the leading Democratic candidates in the 2020 pack, Mike Bloomberg is once again considering a run for president, sources tell The Post.

"He thinks Biden is weak and [Bernie] Sanders and Warren can't win," said a source familiar with Bloomberg’s apparent about-face, which comes just months after the three-term New York City mayor took his name out of consideration.

The deadline for filing in Alabama is Friday, tomorrow. Bloomberg has reportedly dispatched staffers to star gathering signatures to get him on the ballot.

And of course everyone already knows that #Based Donald Trump, Jr. reminded Joy Behar that she used to wear blackface, and reminded Whoopie Goldberg said Polanski didn't commit "rape-rape," and of course, reminded the nation that Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.

Okay he didn't do the last one. He's not that based.



I can totally see the very manly and fiercely heterosexual donor-funded members of Conservatism, Inc. being similarly combative and defiant.

Tulsi Gabbard kicked Joy Behar in her decrepit stinky fupa-flaps earlier in the week.

Oh, and I forgot to mention this: Trump went after the front-running Fake Indian last night.



Whoops, another clip of Don Jr. I missed, as he blasts ABC for wanting to protect an anti-Trump (fake) whistleblower while working to find and fire a whistleblower in their own company who dared to report the news:




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:49 PM




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1 wow

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 06:49 PM (U7k5w)

2 first

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 06:49 PM (U7k5w)

3 three

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 06:49 PM (U7k5w)

4 Don Jr has guts

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 06:50 PM (U7k5w)

5

UM, HELLO??

Why aren't all of you amazed-balls?

I'm like fuckin Creskin over here...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:50 PM (hAl4U)

6 1/10th

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:51 PM (JFO2v)

7 Just you and me, CN? I'll call the others...

Posted by: April at November 07, 2019 06:51 PM (OX9vb)

8 Bloomberg will never be President of Alabama. I know and you know it. We all know it. It is known.

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2019 06:51 PM (UUkQp)

9 Ah, always amusing. Bloomberg identifies the problem: the Dems have a crowded field where everyone is a scary lowlife and will find it hard to win. He then asserts that he is the solution to the problem.

Identification: Flawless
Resolution: Laughable

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:51 PM (I2dne)

10 Bloomberg is so elitist. he will fail

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 06:51 PM (U7k5w)

11 Imagine an entire country not allowed to have big sodas. It will be an Utopia!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 06:51 PM (pw+jk)

12 Bloomberg doesn't stand a chance. Biden is already the chosen sacrifice anyway.

Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 06:52 PM (Tnijr)

13 CNBC talking heads said there was cheering off camera when they announced this.

Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2019 06:52 PM (ZZDMQ)

14 Maybe he can offer Warren a few beads to hand over her spot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 06:52 PM (1CjJc)

15 stinky fupa flaps. now, that's pure, fucking, poetry. ace brings it again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 06:52 PM (KP5rU)

16 whoopi's weave would look so much better rainbow-hued like George Clilnton's

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:52 PM (kD8Fh)

17 But what about the polls?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 06:52 PM (ZLI7S)

18 Bloomberg running in Alabama. That's just bizarre.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2019 06:53 PM (sWM8x)

19 Jeffrey Epstein didn't Bombadil himself.

Posted by: JRR Tolkien at November 07, 2019 06:53 PM (COzlW)

20 In early.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at November 07, 2019 06:53 PM (IGJk8)

21 Is Bloomberg trying to get into the Dem primary or to run as an independent? Not sure it matters, he might think he could be a Ross Perot spoiler and hand the job to one of the Dems.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 07, 2019 06:53 PM (eASYU)

22 good god that was worse than Jerry Springer - at least they threw chairs at each other for comic relief!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:53 PM (Kpl3J)

23 Bloomberg fanboys in Twitter found leaking names of anti-bloomberg twatters to Bloomberg.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:53 PM (JFO2v)

24 Wow - you don't think Trump knows some dirt on Bloomberg - this is going to be the Hindenberg of political efforts - oh, the humanity!

Posted by: Boswell at November 07, 2019 06:53 PM (32YRo)

25 Hillary has a better chance than Bloomers

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 06:53 PM (U7k5w)

26 I'm hoping Bloomberg is their Jeb. Lots of money, quickly down the drain.

Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2019 06:53 PM (ZZDMQ)

27 Willowed Epstein dead and gone,
Left us here to sing his song.
Pretty little girl with the red dress on,
Poor Epstein dead and gone.

Posted by: zombie jim m. at November 07, 2019 06:53 PM (K22Va)

28 Since when did woopie become a barrister ?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2019 06:53 PM (9Om/r)

29 Awesome.

If nothing else, he takes votes from Biden.

Yas.

Posted by: Ha at November 07, 2019 06:54 PM (jKqaK)

30 CNBC talking heads said there was cheering off camera when they announced this.
Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2019 06:52 PM (ZZDMQ)
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Cheering, or howls of derisive laughter?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 07, 2019 06:54 PM (3Z6pZ)

31 What proof is Indian Blood?

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 06:54 PM (vOiHe)

32 You know who else was short and very dictatorial?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 07, 2019 06:54 PM (GYAiq)

33 I'm sure Alabamans can't wait to vote for Michael Bloomberg.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 06:54 PM (yQlY7)

34 Next President of Alabama will be Saban but he is holding out for Divine Dauphin Sun King for Life.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:55 PM (JFO2v)

35 Translation: OMG a Wealth Tax!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2019 06:55 PM (jnIZj)

36 Bloomberg in Alabama.

Yeah, that will work.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 07, 2019 06:55 PM (0bG9D)

37 Don Jr. brings it to the FUPA squad and that alone is a place I am not brave enough to go... unarmed.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 06:55 PM (pw+jk)

38 I'm sure Alabamans can't wait to vote for Michael Bloomberg.
Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 06:54 PM (yQlY7)
+++++++++++
This is sort of the definition of "carpet-bagging Yankee son of a bitch."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:55 PM (I2dne)

39 It appears that Mr. Bloomberg can go for all of the primaries as Alabama and Arkansas (Nov. 12th) are the earliest according to ballotpedia. He may be doing this simply to run ads trashing Trump without limit of funds spent so the Dems can fight among themselves. However, owning a media corporation might complicate things FEC wise.

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 06:56 PM (MItID)

40 Looks like Whoopi is wearing a squid on her ugly head.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 06:56 PM (ykYG2)

41 Bloomberg couldn't beat Trump if Trump was found in bed with a Live Boy

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 07, 2019 06:56 PM (BqBId)

42 Bloomberg running in Alabama. That's just bizarre.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Every southern boy wants to vote themselves a old nanny dude from New Yawk...don't you know!

Yeah - this is the political savvy of an arsonist in a room full of match sticks - its going up in one big flame right as this idiot hits the door...

Posted by: Boswell at November 07, 2019 06:56 PM (32YRo)

43 30 Captain Obvious

CNBC is in agony over a possible Warren win, so they'll grasp at any lifeline provided, like Bloomberg.

Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2019 06:56 PM (ZZDMQ)

44 I sure hope that he doesn't hurt anybody's feelings by implying / stating that they are all LOSERS.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 07, 2019 06:56 PM (xptlg)

45 So Bloomberg is a genius after all seeing the Democrats have no one running.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 06:57 PM (ZCEU2)

46 Da Fuq is Whoopie wearing?
NVM, that's the first I've seen of the View in years, so now that clock resets. What a horrid mass of ugly to sit at one table.

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 06:57 PM (gPZ9i)

47 Don Jr. brings it to the FUPA squad and that alone is a place I am not brave enough to go... unarmed.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 06:55 PM (pw+jk)


Don't worry, Meggie Mac's eye make-up is still in a dormant state. There's got to be some defense available for Whoopi's weave and Behar's old lady stank though.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:57 PM (kD8Fh)

48 The Democrats need a strong White Man to lead them.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 06:57 PM (vOiHe)

49 Imagine the hilarity when Bloomberg collects 50,000 names and they're all Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2019 06:57 PM (jnIZj)

50 Joy Behar is a rude loudmouth, but except for her hair which has a life of its own-whenever I have seen clips of her, as I don't watch the show- she looks good for 77. Whole lot of plastic surgery has gone on there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 06:57 PM (WI7YS)

51 She has been to the Martian crypt of Yoh-Vombis, and that wig has eaten through to her brain

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 06:57 PM (ykYG2)

52 This is what I've been afraid of.

So many of my military brothers, sisters and otherkin have been offended by Trump, and Bloomberg is exactly the kind of guy they will rally to.

Just the other day, I saw an 11b first sergeant, guy with 13 CIBs, bawling his eyes out over Trump's picking on the whistleblower.

"Don't they understand that ratting a buddy out is the highest calling? Don't that get that Blue Falcons are what we all aspire to be???"

I'm rally worried that Trump is losing the military vote.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at November 07, 2019 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

53 21, He is running as a Dem as the primary only applies to parties and Democrat/Republicans are the only two parties recognized in Alabama. Independent ballot access is much later.

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 06:58 PM (MItID)

54 I tell you, normally you'd think Mexican drug cartels wiping out a peaceful settlement with women and children would be enough to make drug cartels the bad guys.

Apparently not if there are Mormons involved.
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Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:58 PM (DuZls)

55 48
The Democrats need a strong White Man to lead them.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 06:57 PM (vOiHe)

Diversity is our . . . oh look! A squirrel!

Posted by: DNC at November 07, 2019 06:58 PM (1CjJc)

56 could only watch ten seconds of that drizzling shit storm. the spew is satanic in nature. also, you can smell their hoo hahs through the tv.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 06:58 PM (KP5rU)

57 42, Alabama has the earliest filing date in the U.S. and Arkansas is second at Nov. 12.

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 06:59 PM (MItID)

58 If Jeffrey Epstien had been a resident of Alabama, he would have voted for Bloomberg. Of course that can't happen now because even though Epstein didn't kill himself somebody else did.

Posted by: Crusader at November 07, 2019 06:59 PM (ewSN2)

59 Bloomberg is 77, which will makes the Democratic field a little younger.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 07, 2019 06:59 PM (zJmMh)

60 Proof Whoopi has no one who loves her. Because if she did, they wouldn't let her leave the house looking like that.

Sad!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 07, 2019 06:59 PM (JcXHH)

61 While most candidates begin early in Iowa, maverick Michael Bloomberg starts his juggernaut campaign in the prairie state of the Commonwealth of Alabama.

Bold move, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

62 31 What proof is Indian Blood?
Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 06:54 PM (vOiHe)

80 same as good whiskey

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:59 PM (JFO2v)

63 Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 06:58 PM (KP5rU)

I watched it with the sound off. The body language is hilarious.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:59 PM (kD8Fh)

64 I give Trump Jr kudos for appearing on this gab fest but Jesus H... they were all cackling so loud he couldn't get a word in. And what the actual hell is up with Woopie's hair? She looks like a freak.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 07, 2019 06:59 PM (dUJdY)

65 Proof Whoopi has no one who loves her. Because if she did, they wouldn't let her leave the house looking like that.



She always looks like a bag of dirty laundry.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

66 In Alabama? The hell?

Posted by: Dr. T at November 07, 2019 07:00 PM (4Z9Y3)

67 lso, you can smell their hoo hahs through the tv.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 06:58 PM (KP5rU)

Really? That's quite a talent. I haven't watched it for years, but I was never able to smell any part of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 07:00 PM (WI7YS)

68 Been watching some clips because I was curious about this whole Kanye West-Christian music thing.

Don't know how serious he really is ,or if it will stick, but, what he's doing is pretty cool.

Here's a great live clip featuring a certain soprano saxophone legend I think you'll all know. Christian music desperately needs a kick of creative energy and this is certainly the type of thing to do it. Very powerful stuff:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y59afpwl


Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 07, 2019 07:00 PM (1XNk8)

69 A friend of mine is a gynecologist. He told a story once how a woman had forgotten a tampon for three weeks and went to him to find out why she had vagina pain.... and horrid vagina stank.


Long story short, he pulled it out and sent her on her way. His pul quote was "That will wake you right the fuck up in the morning.. and not is a good way."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 07:00 PM (pw+jk)

70 Is The View still paying Meghan McCain in doughnuts and lard?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2019 07:00 PM (jnIZj)

71 Meggie Mac's got drag queen level make-up on her eyes. The make-up artist must really hate her.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 07:00 PM (kD8Fh)

72 she looks good for 77. Whole lot of plastic surgery has gone on there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It's the black face makeup she where's every night to bed

Posted by: Boswell at November 07, 2019 07:01 PM (32YRo)

73 Ryan Saavedra is piling on clips of Bloomberg sounding like a complete buffoon including this gem on firearms where even the media gal shows she has more knowledge on the subject.

https://tinyurl.com/y4ju4cxg

Posted by: Pine Barrens at November 07, 2019 07:01 PM (oh+79)

74 I'd just like to remind y'all that AlaBAMA is responsible for the last Yoko ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 07, 2019 07:01 PM (AAKmR)

75 A friend of mine is a gynecologist. He told a story once how a woman had
forgotten a tampon for three weeks and went to him to find out why she
had vagina pain.... and horrid vagina stank.


Long story
short, he pulled it out and sent her on her way. His pul quote was "That
will wake you right the fuck up in the morning.. and not is a good
way."
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Forgot to say that that story is what I think of every time I see a clip of The View.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 07:01 PM (pw+jk)

76 21
Is Bloomberg trying to get into the Dem primary or to run as an
independent? Not sure it matters, he might think he could be a Ross
Perot spoiler and hand the job to one of the Dems.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 07, 2019 06:53 PM
---I think roughly 0.00 percent of Trump's supporters will switch to Bloomberg.

The Never Trumpers might, but they were already lost.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:01 PM (cfSRQ)

77 you can smell their hoo hahs through the tv.

Glad I only have basic cable and don't get THAT channel.

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 07:01 PM (gPZ9i)

78 Nanny-state anti-gunner Bloomberg is going to a southern red state.

Bold move, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

79 Bloomberg's brain: Trump's a New Yorker. People in the midwest and south love him. I'm a New Yorker. They'll love me too!

Entire country: Ummm, no.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 07, 2019 07:02 PM (COzlW)

80 Woopie is a freak! And ewwww... Crusty Decrepit fupa flaps. Poetry sir poetry.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 07, 2019 07:02 PM (0OmEj)

81 70: I gave her a be edit of a doubt and assumed she was pregnant. but 2 years is whale territory

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 07:02 PM (U7k5w)

82 Hmm, if he wins then that'll mean back-to-back billionaire presidents.

I'd probably put that on the checklist: "Things that would have to happen before the Republic collapses."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 07, 2019 07:02 PM (hdzef)

83 Forgot to say that that story is what I think of every time I see a clip of The View.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 07:01 PM (pw+jk)

We were all thinking of The View reading that story.

Posted by: DNC at November 07, 2019 07:02 PM (1CjJc)

84 39 whig

As long as Mitch makes sure the FEC doesn't get anymore R's and continues to be headed by a rabidly partisan D, doubt if the FEC will do anything that impedes a D. Mitch should have fixed this in 2017. It's now 2 Ds and 1 R.

Posted by: Ever at November 07, 2019 07:02 PM (ZZDMQ)

85 Proof Whoopi has no one who loves her. Because if she did, they wouldn't let her leave the house looking like that.



Sad!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 07, 2019 06:59 PM (JcXHH)


but...but the alien on her head loves her.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2019 07:02 PM (9Om/r)

86 PDT could fill the stands at Talladega.
Bloomberg cant fill Hillarys depends.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:02 PM (JFO2v)

87 Also, why is "SCREAM" JoyBitch's default speaking volume?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 07, 2019 07:02 PM (JcXHH)

88 If you think Buttigeig is a rising star, wait until he declares his 2020 running mate, Vice President Analeaze!

Posted by: Fritz at November 07, 2019 07:03 PM (wo3c/)

89 What do you call a Bryant Denny Stadium Bloomberg rally?

EMPTY

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:03 PM (JFO2v)

90 >>A friend of mine is a gynecologist. He told a story once how a woman had
forgotten a tampon for three weeks and went to him to find out why she
had vagina pain.... and horrid vagina stank.

I was just wondering what to have for dinner. Now I know, nothing.

Thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

91 Bloomberg : New Yorker? Check. Wants to take your guns away? Check. Thinks he's better than you? Check.

He should kick ass in Alabama.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 07, 2019 07:03 PM (4e+hS)

92 Ted Danson wore blackface and did Whoopie.

Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 07:04 PM (Tnijr)

93 Maybe not at the same time.

Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 07:04 PM (Tnijr)

94 If you think Buttigeig is a rising star, wait until he declares his 2020 running mate, Vice President Analeaze!
Posted by: Fritz at November 07, 2019 07:03 PM


That would certainly be a surprise.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 07, 2019 07:04 PM (AAKmR)

95 79 Bloomberg's brain: Trump's a New Yorker. People in the midwest and south love him. I'm a New Yorker. They'll love me too!

Entire country: Ummm, no.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 07, 2019 07:02 PM (COzlW)


Trump is true Yankee, Bloomberg is a carpetbagger.

Posted by: Timeline at November 07, 2019 07:04 PM (RKPlw)

96 AlabamaDome

Two men enter, one man leaves.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

97 I was just wondering what to have for dinner. Now I know, nothing.

Thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)


Clam dip?

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 07:05 PM (kD8Fh)

98 I can't believe Don Jr turned Whoopie's hair white.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 07, 2019 07:05 PM (4e+hS)

99 Norm MacDonald's appearance on The View back in the day when he called Bill Clinton a murderer to their shock and horror was absolutely fucking hilarious. Look it up. Funny as hell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 07:05 PM (LsIyR)

100 Wow, just wow, how delusional do you have to be to be a demonrat candidate, anyway ?

lolgf !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 07, 2019 07:05 PM (JwHjN)

101 This is why Bloomberg's such a threat: he understands discipline.

Rifles belong in the armory. Not just anyone can have them. You need a reason. Bloomberg gets this.

I can't tell you how many of my 11b brethren, sistern and otherren, have told me that while they own 20 AR-15s each, they're still scared of them. They regret buying them and would welcome having the government buy them back.

It's only common sense.

Plus, Big Gulps make you fat. They should be banned, along with vaping, dope, name-calling, plastic straws, shopping bags and mean tweets.

The military will really rally to this guy, and it scares me.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at November 07, 2019 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)

102 Ask blooms how many genders there are, or are you gonna go after guns, how about killing babies up to the time of birth...etc: if he answers to win the dem primaries it makes him unelectible against trump.

It would make more sense to run as a repub, but still no chance.

Posted by: Pliney at November 07, 2019 07:05 PM (nzKWW)

103 >>I was just wondering what to have for dinner. Now I know, nothing.

Thanks.


Nice rare Roast beef?

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 07:05 PM (vOiHe)

104 Bloomberg knows he has no shot in 2020.

He's preparing for 2024.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2019 07:05 PM (gAXBD)

105 >A friend of mine is a gynecologist. He told a story once how a woman had

forgotten a tampon for three weeks and went to him to find out why she

had vagina pain.... and horrid vagina stank.



I was just wondering what to have for dinner. Now I know, nothing.



Thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

===
To quote a famous Shit Midas' "You're welcome."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 07:05 PM (pw+jk)

106 Good to see Whoopi auditioning for the next Predator sequel. I wonder if Ted Danson called her one ugly MFer?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 07, 2019 07:06 PM (AFSld)

107 ...in a pita?

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 07:06 PM (vOiHe)

108 I was just wondering what to have for dinner. Now I know, nothing.



Thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

I thought it was two joints and a bag of Cheetos.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 07:06 PM (1CjJc)

109 Separated at Birth: Whoopie and Zippy the Pinhead

Posted by: Regular joe at November 07, 2019 07:06 PM (6/uwW)

110 Oh I bet a gun-grabbing New Yorker will just be LOVED in Alabama.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 07, 2019 07:06 PM (rLaBb)

111 awe fuck, not this shit again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 07:06 PM (KP5rU)

112 I was just wondering what to have for dinner. Now I know, nothing.



Thanks.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 07:03 PM (ZLI7S)

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Bearded clams and crab juice.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at November 07, 2019 07:07 PM (cfSRQ)

113 92 Ted Danson wore blackface and did Whoopie.
Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 07:04 PM (Tnijr)

*guynocologist*

How did you get shoe polish under your hood?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:07 PM (JFO2v)

114 That clip with PDTjr was a thing of beauty.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 07:07 PM (HaL55)

115 Good to see Whoopi auditioning for the next Predator sequel. I wonder if Ted Danson called her one ugly MFer?
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Perhaps her hoo-hah resembles the Predator mouth.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 07, 2019 07:07 PM (JcXHH)

116 Nice rare Roast beef?

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 07:05 PM (vOiHe)

lol, I think we are talking beef jerky scraps.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 07:07 PM (1CjJc)

117 All your bases belong to us.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 07:07 PM (RWW0Q)

118 104. He will be 82 in 2024!!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2019 07:07 PM (fYi9j)

119 104: Nah, he's the ultimate vain. entitled elitist. He.must think this is a possibility, at least as a VP?

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 07:07 PM (U7k5w)

120 107 ...in a pita?

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 07:06 PM (vOiHe)


Pretty sure Thursdays are Fish Taco night Chez Jack Straw.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 07:07 PM (kD8Fh)

121 Demand to see his tax returns for the last 10 years.

Posted by: Galil at November 07, 2019 07:08 PM (Pzzpr)

122 Hillary's mistake in 2016 was to focus on trump's personality, his super awful personality (I guess) instead of issues while trump focused mostly on issues.

The entire DNC field has gone looney left on every issue, not one of them is an trumpian-outlier or even a biden-ish centrist.

sucks to be them.They're dead in the water unless the media covers up their entire policy preference. oh shit!nm

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 07:08 PM (FEQY4)

123 Gawd, they are painful to watch. Jr.'s definitely got stones, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

124 >>>Perhaps her hoo-hah resembles the Predator mouth


Whoppi's has three more rows of teeth.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 07, 2019 07:08 PM (AFSld)

125 Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at November 07, 2019 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)

These are great because you always start off with a somewhat credible statement.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2019 07:08 PM (jnIZj)

126 #115 turn them upside down and they all look like sisters.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 07:08 PM (RWW0Q)

127 lol, I think we are talking beef jerky scraps.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 07:07 PM (1CjJc)

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Corn dog on a stick. With BBQ sauce.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)

128 82 is the new 62.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2019 07:09 PM (gAXBD)

129 Oh I bet a gun-grabbing New Yorker will just be LOVED in Alabama.

Oh yeah, all my cousins back home in Alabama just luv carpetbagging yankees.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 07:09 PM (HaL55)

130 I had heard people asking what was up with Wooppee's hair, but did not care enough to search. Thanks for the pic...well maybe not thanks. Well now I understand. She is wearing a mop.

Posted by: Paladin at November 07, 2019 07:09 PM (AF+lo)

131 75 A friend of mine is a gynecologist. He told a story once how a woman had
forgotten a tampon for three weeks and went to him to find out why she
had vagina pain.... and horrid vagina stank.


Long story
short, he pulled it out and sent her on her way. His pul quote was "That
will wake you right the fuck up in the morning.. and not is a good
way."
===
Forgot to say that that story is what I think of every time I see a clip of The View.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 07:01 PM (pw+jk)

Always Appeals To Men With Pads Featuring Pictures Of Monster Trucks, Pro Wrestlers

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:09 PM (JFO2v)

132 >>> 104 Bloomberg knows he has no shot in 2020.

He's preparing for 2024.

Test the waters in 2020, lose bigly in 2024.

Posted by: fluffy at November 07, 2019 07:09 PM (dCRRg)

133 Pretty sure Thursdays are Fish Taco night Chez Jack Straw.



Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 07:07 PM (kD8Fh)

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Tuna salad in a pita. Extra relish.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:10 PM (cfSRQ)

134 What's Bloomberg's strategy? Run on Trump-ian economic policy, plus gun confiscation and no Big Gulp drinks at Stop-and-Rob stores? That won't even fly with Dem primary voters.

Posted by: Gref at November 07, 2019 07:10 PM (AMIL/)

135 104
Bloomberg knows he has no shot in 2020.



He's preparing for 2024.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 07, 2019 07:05 PM (gAXBD)


In 2024 when he's 82??? Bloomberg is Bernie's age.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 07:10 PM (TLxpZ)

136 The inferiority complex that Joyless & Whoopiecushion must have felt sitting next to Kimberly...off the charts.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 07, 2019 07:10 PM (1XNk8)

137 129
Oh I bet a gun-grabbing New Yorker will just be LOVED in Alabama.

Oh yeah, all my cousins back home in Alabama just luv carpetbagging yankees.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 07:09 PM (HaL55)

FFS. Even westerners, barring libtard metro utopias, hate carpetbagging gun grabbers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 07:10 PM (1CjJc)

138 And of course everyone already knows that #Based Donald Trump, Jr. reminded Joy Behar that she used to wear blackface, and reminded Whoopie Goldberg said Polanski didn't commit "rape-rape," and of course, reminded the nation that Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.
Okay he didn't do the last one. He's not that based.

------

Heh. He was on Rush today & he said that sometimes his dad calls to tell him to tone it down a bit.

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2019 07:11 PM (Izzlo)

139 Do they make podium lifts that tall?

Posted by: Galil at November 07, 2019 07:11 PM (Pzzpr)

140 #banallthatisgoodandright2020

Bloomberg for America!!!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2019 07:11 PM (fYi9j)

141 84. Interesting but the DOJ has concurrent authority on some campaign finance fwiw and there is no guarantee that the FEC Dems are not already beholden to another candidate.

IF he is wanting to run a legitimate campaign, Bloomberg is probably hoping to hoover up the remaining talent from sinking Dem campaigns but there is a reason that they are sinking.

He could be running the kamikaze option but at a certain point, aside from bribing the electorate, money simply does not substitute for a political network. Negative ads work best when the candidates are unknown, with incumbents, they have less impact the more that people are familiar with them. You see campaign staff size up a lot of egotistical wealthy folks as a cash cow that just needs milking and will feed them whatever bullshit to keep them in a hopeless race.

I believe that he thinks his network of Bloomberg associates with his gun control stuff will be his secret weapon if he is serious.

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 07:11 PM (MItID)

142 I did not have sex with that woman!

Posted by: Ted Danson at November 07, 2019 07:11 PM (pw+jk)

143 Is Whoopi wearing a string mop?

Posted by: abbynormal at November 07, 2019 07:11 PM (I849g)

144 I wouldn't mind the Nanny State if it was more like a Wet-Nurse State where we could suck on some titties all day.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:11 PM (fK2gX)

145 Okay, I'll say it. I'd take Bloomberg over any of the other democrat weirdos left in the race. Certainly he's easily better than Sanders, Warren, or Biden. By miles.

No he's not great. Not even close. But at least he has a bit of executive experience and a smattering of capitalistic instinct.

I mean, he probably won't wreck the country if elected. He'll do a poor job sure, but probably no worse than the poor job most Democratic presidents do.

But of course Bloomey hasn't got a prayer.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 07, 2019 07:12 PM (noE+3)

146 I have a ban for that!

- Bloomberg

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2019 07:12 PM (fYi9j)

147 I did not have sex with that woman!

Yea, yea ya did Ted. Then she stole your hair.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 07, 2019 07:12 PM (gPZ9i)

148
Fupa flaps? Are they what brought down the new Boeing 737?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:12 PM (zBaqJ)

149 144
I wouldn't mind the Nanny State if it was more like a Wet-Nurse State where we could suck on some titties all day.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:11 PM (fK2gX)

Threadwinner.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 07:12 PM (1CjJc)

150 #101 The trannies and Obamanauts in the military will rally to his side.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 07:12 PM (RWW0Q)

151

The Trumps really are the best.

They are manly men that act like men and say things than men want to say but don't because they are afraid they won't get sex anymore.

But the Trumps have lots of money and have sex with extremely hot women exactly because they are men and act like men.

Manly men don't fear not being welcome at a cocktail party or their wife cutting them off from the honey pot. Manly men go wherever they want, whenever they want, eat what they want, drink what they want, break things, build things, kick ass and forget the names of the insignificant pube-boys they made enemies of and come home and ravage their wives or girlfriends whose greatest fear has been that their manly man was out ravaging other honey pots.

When they wake up in the morning, they smack their glassy-eyed wife/gf that is still purring on the ass and go out to dominate and destroy the world again to cut out a swath of dominated territory to leave for their progeny.

Or at least that's what I think.

An America Made Great Again has men they are made manly again. Give harpies scolds like Whoopi and Joy some smelling salts, because a whole generation of boys are growing up seeing that iron sharpens iron, flannel pajamas won't sharpen jack shit.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2019 07:13 PM (iIUKh)

152 Isn't Caryn Johnson calling herself Whoopi GOLDBERG cultural appropriation?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

153 148


Fupa flaps? Are they what brought down the new Boeing 737?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:12 PM (zBaqJ)

They didn't help.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 07:13 PM (1CjJc)

154 on teevee nooz

so a Florida nanny seduced an 11 yo boy, had his baby, and no one knew until the boy finally told his mom 2 years later

she's in jail now

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 07:13 PM (G546f)

155
I wouldn't mind the Nanny State if it was more like a Wet-Nurse State where we could suck on some titties all day.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:11 PM (fK2gX)


Okay. Zombie's a dude.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

156 We should all apply to work for his campaign.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 07:13 PM (1Vobx)

157 For some reason I started watching the video but felt a need to clean the floor at the local fast food restaurant.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 07, 2019 07:13 PM (LWu6U)

158 These are great because you always start off with a somewhat credible statement.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2019 07:08 PM (jnIZj)

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You can mock me all you want, but I'm just warning you how things really are in the military - which none of you know a damn thing about.

I used to think this was a smart military blog. But all I are posts about boobs and surprise anal jokes. Real soldiers find all this sick and juvenile.

The other day an 11b first sergeant with 32 campaign medals came to me, bawling his eyes out about Trump's stupid tweeing. This man, who makes Audie Murphy look like David French, identifies as unicorn/otherkin, but Trump won't allow him to change his gender to non-binary.

How long must our warriors suffer in silence? When will their Unix pronouns get reckognized??

I think Bloomberg is a real threat to Trump and I say that as a guy who voted for him.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at November 07, 2019 07:14 PM (cfSRQ)

159 144 I wouldn't mind the Nanny State if it was more like a Wet-Nurse State where we could suck on some titties all day.
Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:11 PM (fK2gX)


You want Marlo Thomas.
You'd settle for Betty Thomas.
You'll get Helen Thomas.

And like it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:14 PM (zBaqJ)

160 143 Yes, she uses her head to dry it while she is out and about

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 07:14 PM (ZCEU2)

161 Didn't Bloomberg at one time self-identify as a Republican?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 07, 2019 07:14 PM (zJmMh)

162 'Okay. Zombie's a dude'

or a piglet

Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 07:14 PM (Tnijr)

163 He forgot to add that Megan's dad spread the BS dossier far and wide and Abby Huntsman's grandfather was the one who told Harry Reid that Romney hadn't paid taxes in a decade. Let's bring out everyone's peccadilloes.

Posted by: Bif at November 07, 2019 07:15 PM (yhv0Z)

164 Uh, something tells me a "wet-nurse" isn't what I think it is.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 07, 2019 07:15 PM (gPZ9i)

165 Meggie Mac had to go and jump on that lefty trope about the damn Khaaaans again.

As always, Trump didn't start it, but he did fight back against an unfair and completely scripted attack. And I don't give a good goddam if they are a Gold Star family, they CHOSE to go on stage in front of MILLIONS and READ A SCRIPT. Or he did, anyway. It's still not clear whether Fatima there is allowed to speak.

Like all NeverTrumpers, Meggie Mac spews by rote the lib talking points.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 07, 2019 07:15 PM (1XNk8)

166 161 Didn't Bloomberg at one time self-identify as a Republican?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 07, 2019 07:14 PM (zJmMh)


Only to leech off of Rudy's great run as mayor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:15 PM (zBaqJ)

167 #138 Hunter says his Dad asks him to leave him some occasionally.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 07:15 PM (RWW0Q)

168 Those stinky fupa flaps ain't no place for you, Algebra!

Posted by: Zombie Stymie at November 07, 2019 07:15 PM (EgshT)

169 Although I liked this exchange, DJJr just doesn't have the "kiss my ass" chops his dad has. He's trying to imitate them, but it isn't convincing.

Posted by: pep at November 07, 2019 07:15 PM (T6t7i)

170 The View is such a horrible program, I'd rather dip my nutsack into a bucket of leeches and snappy crawdads.

Posted by: Fritz at November 07, 2019 07:15 PM (wo3c/)

171 >>161
Didn't Bloomberg at one time self-identify as a Republican?

So did Mitt Romney. What's your point>

Posted by: Galil at November 07, 2019 07:15 PM (Pzzpr)

172 Unless you're mentally deranged how the heck could anyone forget a tampon for three weeks? This is sounds like the medical made of version of "I caught a fish this big" stories/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 07:15 PM (WI7YS)

173 151

When they wake up in the morning, they smack their glassy-eyed wife/gf that is still purring on the ass and go out to dominate and destroy the world again to cut out a swath of dominated territory to leave for their progeny.

I will never ever ever get married if my wife dies but if I do this will be my wedding vows.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (JFO2v)

174 Okay. Zombie's a dude.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


What? Broads can't like titties?

More broads like titties than you may realize. Don't jump to conclusions! I could be a broad!

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (fK2gX)

175 Nanny Statist Media Billionaire Republican Michael Bloomberg Will File to Run for President in Alabama Tomorrow, Saying the Current Democrat Field Is "Not Well Positioned" to Beat Trump

______



Fixed.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (WqPYg)

176 so a Florida nanny seduced an 11 yo boy, had his baby, and no one knew until the boy finally told his mom 2 years later



she's in jail now

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 07:13 PM (G546f)

Why is the kid's mom in jail?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (TLxpZ)

177 >>> When will their Unix pronouns get reckognized??

You have to declare them in the .login file.

Posted by: fluffy at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (dCRRg)

178

What's this?

The boy in Texas wants to remain a boy??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (HFwZY)

179 Meggie Mac had to go and jump on that lefty trope about the damn Khaaaans again.

She comes from a tradition of hiding behind military service.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (oVJmc)

180 Bought a new chainsaw yesterday, so I have that going for me.

Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (MVjcR)

181 Is Whoopi wearing a string mop?

Yes. Yes, she is. Looks like one of those heavy duty industrial ones that weigh about 30 pounds when they're wet. Hadn't been used yet, didn't look like, either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (HaL55)

182 Bitter Clinger

+ 6.022 x 10²³ ²³ , good sir.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (u82oZ)

183 143 Is Whoopi wearing a string mop?
Posted by: abbynormal at November 07, 2019 07:11


OMG, she killed a Puli!

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (Izzlo)

184 170 The View is such a horrible program, I'd rather dip my nutsack into a bucket of leeches and snappy crawdads.
Posted by: Fritz at November 07, 2019 07:15 PM (wo3c/)


I saw Leeches and Snappy Crawdads open for Peaches and Herb at the Apollo in '80.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:17 PM (zBaqJ)

185 So MikeyB gets to waste some of his ill-gotten gains and get beat on by Trump. Sounds like a win-win.

Posted by: DaveA at November 07, 2019 07:17 PM (FhXTo)

186 Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 07:14 PM (Tnijr)

Or a person that just gets into the whole spirit of Let's talk t***" here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 07:17 PM (WI7YS)

187 Does this mean Trump will have to practice his dwarf tossing skills?

Posted by: Galil at November 07, 2019 07:17 PM (Pzzpr)

188 Trump will be in Alabama this weekend for the butt stomping they got coming. Thats why Bloomberg is filing there Im sure.

Posted by: Ugh at November 07, 2019 07:17 PM (MRepP)

189 Ah, yes. Titties. Titties are good.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

190 >>> More broads like titties than you may realize. Don't jump to conclusions! I could be a broad!

Never heard a lesbian self-identify as a broad.

Posted by: fluffy at November 07, 2019 07:17 PM (dCRRg)

191 181 Is Whoopi wearing a string mop?

Yes. Yes, she is. Looks like one of those heavy duty industrial ones that weigh about 30 pounds when they're wet. Hadn't been used yet, didn't look like, either.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (HaL55)


When Joy Behar gets too busy to do her hair, they must bring in Joy Mangano.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:17 PM (zBaqJ)

192 Everybody hates Wesley, but I would have paid money if Worf would have hacked Guinan to a thousand bloody bits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

193 189 Ah, yes. Titties. Titties are good.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 07:17 PM (NWiLs)


"And beer."

- - F. Zappa

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (zBaqJ)

194 Okay. Zombie's a dude.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

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Could be a chick. I there are a few around here who switch-hit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (cfSRQ)

195 also, maybe DJTjr could ask what the left thinks putin's whole goal is besides "help hillary win"

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (FEQY4)

196 I ask this seriously.

How the fuck do people watch this shit? Ever!

Don Jr. held his own. Kudos.

but still: why do people subject themselves to this format? My heart would kerplode in a mist of red if it was on my TV every day.

It. Is. Not. Fun. the fuck!

Gonna go watch MST.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (x8Wzq)

197 When the wind blows those FUPA flaps sound like a herd os seals calpping.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (pw+jk)

198 Hey zombie, thanks for the info on the "beefsteaks" the other day. I figured you'd know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (HaL55)

199 159 144 I wouldn't mind the Nanny State if it was more like a Wet-Nurse State where we could suck on some titties all day.
Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:11 PM (fK2gX)


You want Marlo Thomas.
You'd settle for Betty Thomas.
You'll get Helen Thomas.

And like it!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:14 PM (zBaqJ)

I wanted Helen got sent Richard.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (JFO2v)

200 What? Broads can't like titties?

More broads like titties than you may realize. Don't jump to conclusions! I could be a broad!
Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (fK2gX)


*rolls eyes*

Dames don't like to be called broads. Dead giveaway.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (t+qrx)

201 >>>I saw Leeches and Snappy Crawdads open for Peaches and Herb at the Apollo in '80.


Ike Turner introduced them while beating Tina.


Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Meat Popsicle at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (AFSld)

202 I thought Jeff Sessions was running for President of Alabama.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (WqPYg)

203 zombie

You are always a tall, lithe figure with flowing, shampoo-commercial quality hair to me, whatever your secret identity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 07:19 PM (u82oZ)

204 Dames don't like to be called broads. Dead giveaway.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (t+qrx)

Don't be sexist. Bitches HATE that.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

205 172: toxic shock seems possible

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 07:19 PM (U7k5w)

206 help. I created an Epstein meme and i'm not sure how to share it. i uploaded it to my dropbox but the link (from dropbox) seems to provide access to dropbox. suggestions?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at November 07, 2019 07:19 PM (IGJk8)

207 Never heard a lesbian self-identify as a broad.
Posted by: fluffy


For this thread, I'm kind of a tranny Frank Sinatra -- part grotesque 1950's sexist, part predatory dyke.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:19 PM (fK2gX)

208 Ah, yes. Titties. Titties are good.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

---
So say us all.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:19 PM (cfSRQ)

209 171, Bloomberg was a Dem, moved to the Republican ticket so that he could run for Rudy's mayoral seat when Rudy stepped down due to term limits. Bloomberg would probably not have gotten the Dem. nomination due to other Dem. candidates waiting to take on the job. No real opposition in the Rep. primary to him. He has now reregistered as a Dem which makes it difficult if he runs as a Dem candidate to run subsequently for President in 2020 as an independent or minor party candidate due to sore loser laws in some states.

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 07:20 PM (MItID)

210 202
I thought Jeff Sessions was running for President of Alabama.


Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for
the Price of One!!! at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (WqPYg)

The Confederacy

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 07:20 PM (TLxpZ)

211 She comes from a tradition of hiding behind military service.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (oVJmc)

Reading that, it struck me that this is also something to watch out for from Gabbard. I've watched how very effectively she uses this. And she's just as dangerous as the rest of their team.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 07, 2019 07:20 PM (1XNk8)

212 Why is the kid's mom in jail?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (TLxpZ)

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 07:20 PM (G546f)

213 When the wind blows those FUPA flaps sound like a herd os seals calpping.

It makes a sound so low, only whales can hear it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 07:20 PM (HaL55)

214 Don't be sexist. Bitches HATE that.

Laughing wayyy to hard at that... damn I love this place.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 07, 2019 07:20 PM (gPZ9i)

215 >>>Don't be sexist. Bitches HATE that.



They aren't a fan of bints, either.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Meat Popsicle at November 07, 2019 07:20 PM (AFSld)

216 Could be a chick. I there are a few around here who switch-hit.


Oh, well, if you're gonna bring up softball...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 07:20 PM (oVJmc)

217 J.J. Sefton,

I'd take Helen Thomas over any on the View. Oh, wait. Maybe I did. Fleet Week in NYC, 1988.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

218 180 Bought a new chainsaw yesterday, so I have that going for me.
Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (MVjcR)

off to settle a score in a Miami hotel??

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:20 PM (JFO2v)

219 If titties are wrong, I don't want to be right.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 07:21 PM (pw+jk)

220 192 Everybody hates Wesley, but I would have paid money if Worf would have hacked Guinan to a thousand bloody bits.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

Wesley couldn't help being annoying, he was a kid. Guinan was 400 years old - what's her excuse?

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2019 07:21 PM (Izzlo)

221 Bloomberg goes to the one state he is sure to lose in.

Wiley Coyote

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 07:21 PM (RWW0Q)

222 217 J.J. Sefton,

I'd take Helen Thomas over any on the View. Oh, wait. Maybe I did. Fleet Week in NYC, 1988.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 07:20 PM (u82oZ)


Feh. Hey, can I ask you a chemistry question?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:21 PM (zBaqJ)

223 207, Zombie, wouldn't you rather be a dame for this thread? Dames are more classy and stuff.

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 07:21 PM (MItID)

224 THIS is why america is turning gay.

Young lads see this on TV and think that even if there is a 1/1,000,000 chance of a girl they marry turning into this, it is too risky.

Delusional. harpies. scolds. mop wearing, gravy sopping, ranting nightmares.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 07, 2019 07:22 PM (LWu6U)

225 finally, talk of titties. also, don't be sexist, bitches hate nerds. wait, be sexist!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 07:22 PM (FEQY4)

226 Don't be sexist. Bitches HATE that.


Don't be insensitive. Broads hate that shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 07:22 PM (HaL55)

227 192 Everybody hates Wesley, but I would have paid money if Worf would have hacked Guinan to a thousand bloody bits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 07:18 PM (oVJmc)



Wesley couldn't help being annoying, he was a kid. Guinan was 400 years old - what's her excuse?

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2019 07:21 PM (Izzlo)


===
Practice?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 07:22 PM (pw+jk)

228 224 THIS is why america is turning gay.

Young lads see this on TV and think that even if there is a 1/1,000,000 chance of a girl they marry turning into this, it is too risky.

Delusional. harpies. scolds. mop wearing, gravy sopping, ranting nightmares.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 07, 2019 07:22 PM (LWu6U)


Second look at Stanley Kowalski as male role model?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:22 PM (zBaqJ)

229
For this thread, I'm kind of a tranny Frank Sinatra -- part grotesque 1950's sexist, part predatory dyke.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:19 PM (fK2gX)

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Friend of Dorothy?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:22 PM (cfSRQ)

230 223 Dame Helen Mirren. maybe.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 07:22 PM (U7k5w)

231 #220 Isn't RBG her older sister?

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 07:22 PM (RWW0Q)

232 Zombie, wouldn't you rather be a dame for this thread? Dames are more classy and stuff.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 07:21 PM (MItID)


Also: there is nothing like one.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2019 07:22 PM (t+qrx)

233 >>>Dames are more classy and stuff.


Yep, everyone comes to the HQ for it's works renowned class.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Meat Popsicle at November 07, 2019 07:22 PM (AFSld)

234 196 I ask this seriously.
How the fuck do people watch this shit? Ever!
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I can't watch it. Not even clips of a few seconds of it. I haven't watched the clip Ace posted here.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2019 07:23 PM (sWM8x)

235 J.J., sure. Ask away. Is this about getting clean cans to weld?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 07:23 PM (u82oZ)

236 143
Is Whoopi wearing a string mop?

Posted by: abbynormal at November 07, 2019 07:11 PM (I849g)

_______


Swabbie Privilege and Appropriation ... Ahoy!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 07, 2019 07:23 PM (WqPYg)

237 Bloomberg is filing in Alabama probably bc he will be in Tuscaloosa for the game. So will PDT. So its either convenient or a f you or both. Dont know Bloomberg and dont want to.

Posted by: Ugh at November 07, 2019 07:23 PM (MRepP)

238 230 223 Dame Helen Mirren. maybe.
Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 07:22 PM (U7k5w)


Had the hots for her since Excalibur. Still do.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:23 PM (zBaqJ)

239 217 J.J. Sefton,

I'd take Helen Thomas over any on the View. Oh, wait. Maybe I did. Fleet Week in NYC, 1988.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

january december love

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:23 PM (JFO2v)

240
off to settle a score in a Miami hotel??
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:20 PM (JFO2v)
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Nah. Needed a backup, so the old saw gets demoted.

Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2019 07:23 PM (MVjcR)

241 217 J.J. Sefton,



I'd take Helen Thomas over any on the View. Oh, wait. Maybe I did. Fleet Week in NYC, 1988.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

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10 ways to decapitate a boner. Number 4-8 will surprise you.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 07:23 PM (pw+jk)

242 235 J.J., sure. Ask away. Is this about getting clean cans to weld?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 07:23 PM (u82oZ)


Solder. Yes. Least toxic, most readily available chemical.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:24 PM (zBaqJ)

243 doesn't Bloomie have to live in Alabama to run there?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 07:25 PM (G546f)

244 Zombie could be, yes, zombie could be a thousand times.

Posted by: Timeline at November 07, 2019 07:25 PM (RKPlw)

245 Something about dredlocks is, they smell bad. Not quite as bad as rancid cooter, but bad.

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2019 07:25 PM (UUkQp)

246 198 Hey zombie, thanks for the info on the "beefsteaks" the other day. I figured you'd know.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


Sometime I like beefsteak, sometimes I like cheesecake. I swing either way.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:25 PM (fK2gX)

247 she was also in that peter greenaway production, the cook the thief the wife and her lover, just like amy adams is embarrassed about some things in her imdb starting up, perhaps,

context about events in Sonora,


https://tinyurl.com/yxnrph6j

Posted by: gaius martius at November 07, 2019 07:25 PM (hMlTh)

248 oh for preznit, nvm

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 07:25 PM (G546f)

249 also, one of the view bitches has a law degree that is worthless as she mistated the law and made zero legal analysis on the state of the WB law

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 07:25 PM (FEQY4)

250 237, At least Bloomberg won't block anyone's view of the game and won't stand out in the crowd so there is that going for him. That is right considerate of him to be so short.

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 07:26 PM (MItID)

251 226 Don't be sexist. Bitches HATE that.

Don't be insensitive. Broads hate that shit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him

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You guys started it.

The chicks are back commercial:

https://youtu.be/4s2fbmvqiDw

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2019 07:26 PM (Y4EXg)

252 Over *any* on the View? Gun to my head...

Huntsman first. Sunny Hosin second, with a sock in her mouth. Then, if I had to, Meggie Mac, also with a sock in her mouth. After that...Whoopie...Joy...Helen Thomas...nope, I'd just kill myself at that point.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 07, 2019 07:26 PM (1XNk8)

253 Something about dredlocks is, they smell bad. Not quite as bad as rancid cooter, but bad.
Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2019 07:25 PM (UUkQp)
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Stock up on Febreze.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 07, 2019 07:26 PM (3Z6pZ)

254 Methylene Chloride.

It's cancer causing effect is overstated. Unless you are using a chemical boxcar. But do not taste it. And have good ventilation. Chloroform is slightly better, but hard to get.



Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 07:26 PM (u82oZ)

255 Had the hots for her since Excalibur. Still do.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:23 PM (zBaqJ)

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A whole generation of boys were inspired by Uther in the mirror-polished full plate getting his strokes on.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)

256 Fox now giving me you be bad running ad blocker LOLFU

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:26 PM (JFO2v)

257 Ace semi-doxxes AllahPundit in the sidebar.

It's fucking LIT, people!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 07, 2019 07:26 PM (tA/XW)

258
143

Is Whoopi wearing a string mop?



Posted by: abbynormal at November 07, 2019 07:11 PM (I849g
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Just in case my last story didn't start you on intermediate fasting. No that is a "string bikini" whoopi is wearing... without a Brizalian rain forest wax.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 07:26 PM (pw+jk)

259 245 Something about dredlocks is, they smell bad. Not quite as bad as rancid cooter, but bad.
Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2019 07:25 PM (UUkQp)


I saw Rancid Cooter open for Ry Cooder at the Lonestar in '81.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:27 PM (zBaqJ)

260 re Epstein, the tell is really wexner, and his purported mob connections in Cleveland and farther west,

Posted by: gaius martius at November 07, 2019 07:27 PM (hMlTh)

261 Someone needs to tell Bloomberg that he needs to come out of the closet if he expects to win in Alabama.

Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 07:27 PM (RWW0Q)

262 243 doesn't Bloomie have to live in Alabama to run there?
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It's the presidential primary.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2019 07:27 PM (sWM8x)

263 Bought a new chainsaw yesterday, so I have that going for me.
Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (MVjcR)

So you got a Stihl?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 07:27 PM (BiNEL)

264 Sometime I like beefsteak, sometimes I like cheesecake. I swing either way.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:25 PM (fK2gX)

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Reminds me of the creepy cut scene from Spartacus. Snails and Oysters.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:27 PM (cfSRQ)

265 "Beefsteak", the Russians? called beefsteak one who proclaimed freedom on the outside but was a red commie on the inside.

Posted by: Timeline at November 07, 2019 07:28 PM (RKPlw)

266 254 Methylene Chloride.

It's cancer causing effect is overstated. Unless you are using a chemical boxcar. But do not taste it. And have good ventilation. Chloroform is slightly better, but hard to get.



Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 07:26 PM (u82oZ)


How about just regular paint thinner? I want to dissolve the BPA epoxy lining.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:28 PM (zBaqJ)

267 261 Someone needs to tell Bloomberg that he needs to come out of the closet if he expects to win in Alabama.
Posted by: torabora at November 07, 2019 07:27 PM (RWW0Q)

He is a Tiger fan??

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:28 PM (JFO2v)

268 >>>Delusional. harpies. scolds. mop wearing, gravy sopping, ranting nightmares<<<

If you had six abortions like Whoopie, you'd be a fucking bug-eyed lunatic too.

Posted by: Fritz at November 07, 2019 07:28 PM (wo3c/)

269 Chloroform is slightly better, but hard to get.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 07:26 PM (u82oZ)


So tell me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 07:28 PM (BiNEL)

270 Not well positioned.

Just WTF does that mean?

And they wonder why we call BS on their equivocation.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2019 07:28 PM (axyOa)

271 How do you wash dreadlocks?

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 07, 2019 07:29 PM (dUJdY)

272 J.J., let me check a handbook.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 07:29 PM (u82oZ)

273 >>>Ace semi-doxxes AllahPundit in the sidebar.



Shit just got real.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Meat Popsicle at November 07, 2019 07:29 PM (AFSld)

274 :Hic: ABC killed the Epstein story? Killed? :hic: Killed like we killed Jefferey Epstein? :Hic:

Posted by: Totally Not Hillary at November 07, 2019 07:29 PM (al2Cf)

275 I expect Bloomberg's campaign to have twice the excitement of the George Pataki candidacy.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 07, 2019 07:29 PM (1XNk8)

276 271 How do you wash dreadlocks?
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 07, 2019 07:29 PM (dUJdY)

Coal oil fuel

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:30 PM (JFO2v)

277 If you had six abortions like Whoopie, you'd be a fucking bug-eyed lunatic too.

Posted by: Fritz at November 07, 2019 07:28 PM (wo3c/)


That's almost enough to make me reconsider my position on abortion. Six more Whoopie spawn, umm.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 07:30 PM (BiNEL)

278 How do you wash dreadlocks?
Posted by: Jewells45

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You don't. That's why they stink.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2019 07:30 PM (Y4EXg)

279 271 How do you wash dreadlocks?

Those dry shampoos. Or, no shampoo at all (ick.)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 07, 2019 07:30 PM (1XNk8)

280 So tell me, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?

Yes. It was quite a surprise.

Posted by: Matt Plauer victim #34 at November 07, 2019 07:30 PM (EgshT)

281
Am I the only one suspicious of Jeff Sessions' desire to return to the Senate?

Here's a guy who stopped caring about politics the day after the 2016 election. All of a sudden he wants to be a Republican senator, again. Why?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 07:30 PM (HFwZY)

282 257
Ace semi-doxxes AllahPundit in the sidebar.



It's fucking LIT, people!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 07, 2019 07:26 PM (tA/XW)

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Did he? I thought that was a reference to Seth Mandel...

And maybe it was!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:31 PM (cfSRQ)

283 271: jewells, you can't. that's why they smell so bad.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 07:31 PM (KP5rU)

284 The rent is too damn high!

Posted by: Big Lube at November 07, 2019 07:31 PM (oVQQC)

285 271 How do you wash dreadlocks?
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I asked a Jamaican guy about that. Uh...they don't wash them. He said maybe twice a year, but he doesn't like to even do that because "it messes everything up."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2019 07:32 PM (sWM8x)

286 Some of them sprinkle on the dry shampoo to keep down the reek, but I think most don't do anything to wash them.

I live in Colorado so I know these things

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 07, 2019 07:32 PM (1XNk8)

287 Ten months older than Biden.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 07:32 PM (I2/tG)

288 Bought a new chainsaw yesterday, so I have that going for me.
Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2019 07:16 PM (MVjcR)

So you got a Stihl?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 07:27 PM (BiNEL)
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Of course!

Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2019 07:32 PM (MVjcR)

289 Coal oil fuel, you mean like light it with a match?

Posted by: Timeline at November 07, 2019 07:32 PM (RKPlw)

290 Here's a guy who stopped caring about politics the day after the 2016 election. All of a sudden he wants to be a Republican senator, again. Why?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 07:30 PM (HFwZY)
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*shrug* It's a living?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 07, 2019 07:32 PM (3Z6pZ)

291 So you got a Stihl?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 07:27 PM (BiNEL)

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Husqvarna used to make handguns.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:32 PM (cfSRQ)

292 i too thought it was Seth Mandel.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 07:32 PM (ykYG2)

293 203 zombie

You are always a tall, lithe figure with flowing, shampoo-commercial quality hair to me, whatever your secret identity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


But what if that shampoo is Brylcreem?

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:32 PM (fK2gX)

294 Here's a guy who stopped caring about politics the day after the 2016 election. All of a sudden he wants to be a Republican senator, again. Why?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 07:30 PM

He's accustomed to being paid for doing nothing, and he can't wait to get back to that rewarding work.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 07, 2019 07:32 PM (tA/XW)

295 How do you wash dreadlocks?

Posted by: Jewells45


Patchoulli and pot smoke.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 07:32 PM (1CjJc)

296 Now there's word that Eric Holder wants to get into the race.

Those cartel guns aren't going to move themselves to Mexico!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 07, 2019 07:33 PM (qAR6u)

297 291 So you got a Stihl?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 07:27 PM (BiNEL)

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Husqvarna used to make handguns.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:32 PM (cfSRQ)

With underbarrel chainsaw attachments?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

298 "How do you wash dreadlocks? "

Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nuke 'em from orbit" at November 07, 2019 07:33 PM (Tnijr)

299
Is Whoopi wearing a string mop?
Posted by: abbynormal


Ragg Mopp

https://youtu.be/MSFu90e-6pA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 07:33 PM (aKsyK)

300 You haven't lived until you've experience fupa dreadlocks.

Posted by: Joy Bonehar at November 07, 2019 07:33 PM (EgshT)

301 AH Lloyd @ 264=Stihl.Yeah, Weasel, did you get a Stihl? Because you have a reputation to uphold.

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2019 07:33 PM (UUkQp)

302 My buddy bought a Stihl, his only problem was the chain getting dull.

Posted by: Timeline at November 07, 2019 07:33 PM (RKPlw)

303 289 Coal oil fuel, you mean like light it with a match?
Posted by: Timeline at November 07, 2019 07:32 PM (RKPlw)

nope something longer

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:33 PM (JFO2v)

304 Where in the sidebar die Ace reveal the idiot's ID?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)

305 THIS is why america is turning gay.

.....

Wrong.

If, and that's a big if, the gay population is growing, it's not because of a rational judgement as you imply. It's because the state mandates that your son be placed for 40% of their formative waking lives in the charge of wash-out ditzos in a school-prison where their fledgling boners are given a verbal head-flicking by leftoid indoctrinators that desire to snuff out their masculinity.

They are conditioned to despise themselves and if the training doesn't take, they tell single-mommy hero to put little Johnny on Ritalin and saltpeter.

Take your boys to shoot things. Feed them bloody steak. Buy them boxing gloves and sit in the yard with your other male friends and tell them to fight while you and your friends drink beer and bet on the outcome. If one cries, tell him "men don't cry, get back in their and kick your brothers ass you pansy." Show them Coors Light commercials with hot twins in bikinis. Give them a Sears catalog, a box of Kleenex and send them to their room.

And when the harpy teachers call you in for a conference, tell them "That's my boy" and give your son a knuckle bump and take them out for a bacon cheeseburger after the meeting.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2019 07:34 PM (iIUKh)

306 >> How do you wash dreadlocks?



With fire.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 07:34 PM (vOiHe)

307 Seth Mandel is AP?

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 07, 2019 07:34 PM (gPZ9i)

308
Whoopi's hair = car wash hangy down things.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)

309 Am I the only one suspicious of Jeff Sessions' desire to return to the Senate?



Here's a guy who stopped caring about politics the day after the
2016 election. All of a sudden he wants to be a Republican senator,
again. Why?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 07:30 PM (HFwZY)

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I think people ripping on Sessions should take a step back. We now know that his ENTIRE DEPARTMENT was trying to get him. The guy was totally blind-sided. No one knew just how deep the rot was.

We now know they will fabricate documents for false charges. Sessions was working in a minefield and completely at a loss.

Everyone who says he should have just fired everyone, etc. has no idea what that it is like being in an office where you can literally trust no one.

He'll certainly be a better senator than Doug Jones.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)

310 Bloomberg is the candidate that nobody knew they didn't want.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at November 07, 2019 07:35 PM (nu45M)

311 Who is this Epstein person that didn't kill himself?

Posted by: Ja rool at November 07, 2019 07:35 PM (Bf3hj)

312 I miss Kimberly on The Five. Occasionally, she would get a belly full of Juan and kick him in his lady parts.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 07, 2019 07:35 PM (f8ilN)

313 Here's a guy who stopped caring about politics the day after the 2016 election. All of a sudden he wants to be a Republican senator, again. Why?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 07:30 PM
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I've followed his career since dirt, and I can't figure any reason why he'd choose to run again. It makes no sense.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2019 07:36 PM (sWM8x)

314 Second question... Ace is back on twitter?

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 07, 2019 07:36 PM (gPZ9i)

315 Another Gun grabber jumps in- perfect

Posted by: Ja rool at November 07, 2019 07:36 PM (Bf3hj)

316 With underbarrel chainsaw attachments?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

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I think it would be easier to attach the pistol to the chainsaw than vice-versa.

Nice shooting guns, too. My Husky's in 9mm.

Until the canoe accident...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:36 PM (cfSRQ)

317 Hollywood continues with their attempts to start a race war . Queen and Slim their latest effort.

Posted by: Epstein's accountant at November 07, 2019 07:37 PM (2DOZq)

318 304
Where in the sidebar die Ace reveal the idiot's ID?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)

He didn't. He closed asking Seth for comment on the proposal to act like a man sometimes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 07:37 PM (1CjJc)

319 285 271 How do you wash dreadlocks?
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I asked a Jamaican guy about that. Uh...they don't wash them. He said maybe twice a year, but he doesn't like to even do that because "it messes everything up."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


In Rastafarianism, it's actually FORBIDDEN to wash your dreadlocks. True rastas never ever wash their hair.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:37 PM (fK2gX)

320 301 AH Lloyd @ 264=Stihl.Yeah, Weasel, did you get a Stihl? Because you have a reputation to uphold.
Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2019 07:33 PM (UUkQp)
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Yeah brother. Never considered anything else. MS271 and the 211 demoted to backup. The 211 has a really stupid external feed line from the tank to the oiler which leaks. I have the replacement part just haven't had a chance to disassemble the saw at the molecular level to install it.

Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2019 07:37 PM (MVjcR)

321 Take your boys to shoot things. Feed them bloody steak...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2019 07:34 PM (iIUKh)


I feel like there should be something about optimistically-designed vehicles made from garage scrap and scavenged engines in here somewhere.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2019 07:37 PM (t+qrx)

322 I missed the last thread, but I thought "Latinx" was the latest distro.
I couldn't find the ISO anywhere on the web.
I was hoping the install would be easy and that it would be full of features.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 07, 2019 07:37 PM (ufFY8)

323 Is Bloomberg hoping to be the spoiler? But for whom?

Is he insane? Does he have fuck me money?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 07:38 PM (2B9A/)

324 I knew a gal back in the early 80s who was using rewashable sponges in her hooha and forgot about one until a gyno fished it out with a pair of tongs, but she was a hopeless drunkard and just forgot it was there.

Posted by: yop at November 07, 2019 07:38 PM (nqhkI)

325
Who's that old bald guy wearing a used dirty mop head pretending to be Whoopi Goldberg?

Not convincing at all. Was she out sick that day?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 07, 2019 07:38 PM (Srw2t)

326 I think an authoritarian leftist NYC billionaire is *just* the ticket to challenge Trump with blue collar workers in PA, and MI, and OH. Yeah. That sounds right.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 07:38 PM (QDnY+)

327 Where in the sidebar die Ace reveal the idiot's ID?



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)

He didn't. He closed asking Seth for comment on the proposal to act like a man sometimes.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 07:37 PM (1CjJc)

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I like the idea that Seth Mandel is also Allahpundit. Rock-solid conservative (to coin a phrase) who moolights as a gay liberal.

Lots of kink there to unpack. Has anyone seen the two of them together?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)

328 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2019 07:34 PM (iIUKh)


Newsletter.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 07:39 PM (1CjJc)

329 so past 100 and off subject

All PDT need to do is go to PA MI OH etc with major union retirement statements.

You are a millionaire
You are a millionaire
You are a millionaire

And Liawatha is coming for YOU!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:39 PM (JFO2v)

330 i think I got as far as 30 seconds into it before I had to shut it off. What a hot mess those "women" are.

Posted by: Bosk at November 07, 2019 07:39 PM (9m9TT)

331 275, He will be a tad better funded I suspect. He can donate billions to his campaign legally if he wants. The good news is that all of the soon to be unemployed staffers from floundering Dem campaigns can find work and this will help keep the unemployment rate low.

Now, if we can just get him to appoint Bob Shrum as his campaign manager.

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 07:39 PM (MItID)

332
Sessions is a piece of shit. Not a good person.

All he had to do was resign after he realized he screwed over the president on Day One.

But no, Sessions wouldn't leave and allow a new AG to take over and stop the first coup attempt.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 07:39 PM (HFwZY)

333 Posted by: Bitter Clinger


It was a joke. I agree with you.

I also think the destruction of families and communities (extended families, neighbors, churches) has blurred the teaching of children in their roles in the world. Many don't figure it out until they are in their 20s or beyond, and y then it is too late for many.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 07, 2019 07:40 PM (LWu6U)

334
Don't forget last month that Doomberg defended the Chi-Com government.

The government that murdered at least 16 million under Mao, harvests organs, engages in eugenics (and now regretting it) with the one child policy and hell bent on global domination.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:40 PM (zBaqJ)

335 Well I heard Mr. Bloomberg sing about her
I heard old Michael put her down
Well I hope Mr. Bloomberg will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 07, 2019 07:40 PM (xPl2J)

336 Bloomberg's attempt to take people's guns is just a half step below Beto's. He is a good alternative for Dem voters.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 07, 2019 07:41 PM (2DOZq)

337 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)

At one level, I hate you analysis of sleepy Jeff, but at a practical level, I can see how an honest man simply could not believe the rampant corruption in the DoJ and would be blocked at every turn by a traitorous piece of scum leftover from the Stedman-Obama regime! He'd be months trying to figure who the trusted cadre could be, and consequently not doing his job!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 07:41 PM (BiNEL)

338 327
I like the idea that Seth Mandel is also Allahpundit. Rock-solid conservative (to coin a phrase) who moolights as a gay liberal.

Lots of kink there to unpack. Has anyone seen the two of them together?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:38 PM (cfSRQ)


Jeez that's Mabel Galore.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:41 PM (zBaqJ)

339

Incidentally, I notice you're all forgetting about the Coffee Party bullshit scam Bloomberg tried to run on the American people.

Bloomberg is an unprincipled fraud and just a fascist, really.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 07:41 PM (HFwZY)

340 Sessions is a piece of shit. Not a good person.



All he had to do was resign after he realized he screwed over the president on Day One.



But no, Sessions wouldn't leave and allow a new AG to take over and stop the first coup attempt.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 07:39 PM (HFwZY)

---
Who would replace him?

Who was next in line?

Rosenstein. Or McCabe.

Who would the Senate have confirmed?

You're being unrealistic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:41 PM (cfSRQ)

341 >>> How do you wash dreadlocks?
<<<

Maggots. They only eat dead flesh. Except for the botflies.

Posted by: Fritz at November 07, 2019 07:41 PM (wo3c/)

342 313, Vindication perhaps? Recovery of his reputation and manhood? Backdoor deal with the Turtle? Backstabbing Trump? We shall see.

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 07:42 PM (MItID)

343 The Media: polls say Trump is toast - even ButtPlugg beats him by 5-points

Also The Media: the same "polls" show clear majorities - majorities, not pluralities - expect Trump to be re-elected

Still more The Media: Democrats scrambling to get impeachment investigations going

Yet still more The Media: Democrats "unhappy" with their current candidate choices, don't think any can actually, you know, win.

Yeah, very odd, that.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 07:42 PM (DU2N9)

344
If Julian Castro had to stand on a platform at the debate, what's Bloomberg going to stand on, Julian Castro?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 07, 2019 07:42 PM (Srw2t)

345 Never joined in the Sessions taffy yanks here, either side.


Just thought the minute he recused he and Trump should have been working on a swap - Jeff would go to DHS. Good place for him anyway, given his credentials on illegal migration/rule of law issues. Timing would have worked for the Kelly/Nielsen switch, though that was a bit later.


Ridiculous to keep him there under those circumstances.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 07:42 PM (QDnY+)

346 Nood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 07:43 PM (1CjJc)

347 I don't think Ace would doxx anybody, since he values his anonymity and doesn't want it done to him in response.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 07:43 PM (oVJmc)

348 Hey, peoples ! What's going on ??

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)

349 343 The Media: polls say Trump is toast
Posted by: DocJ


Mmmmm -- Trump toast. Yummy.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:43 PM (fK2gX)

350 nood!!

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)

351 340. He should not have recused, despite the OLC opinion that he should. He should have fought it, in public if necessary. Sessions should have taken that bullet for Trump, and he did not do so. Very unfortunate.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2019 07:43 PM (fYi9j)

352 I've followed his career since dirt, and I can't figure any reason why he'd choose to run again. It makes no sense.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2019 07:36 PM (sWM8x)


Embrace the power of "Graft".

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 07:44 PM (BiNEL)

353 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)


If Trump endorses him I'll go vote for him.

Posted by: Timeline at November 07, 2019 07:44 PM (RKPlw)

354 Does anyone expect Sessions to win the nomination? Anyone down in AL can put us to some on-the-ground knowledge?

Because it just seems very, very unlikely unless the the option is, once again, Judge Roy.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 07:44 PM (DU2N9)

355 That was pure fucking poetry, Bitter Clinger.

Posted by: Oedipus at November 07, 2019 07:45 PM (N4r5a)

356 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 07:41 PM (cfSRQ)

Sessions should not have recused himself. If he felt he had to he should have withdrawn his nomination. He wasn't the only candidate.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 07, 2019 07:45 PM (2DOZq)

357 Everyone knows that Bloomberg is running to make sure warren's wealth tax does not get enacted.

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 07:45 PM (HALdu)

358 Seth Mandel is AP?
Posted by: IP - Still a dude at November 07, 2019 07:34 PM

I thought he was Reuters.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 07, 2019 07:46 PM (COzlW)

359
NOOD

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 07:46 PM (zBaqJ)

360 heres some of what I was referring to,


https://freepress.org/article/wexner-war

Posted by: gaius martius at November 07, 2019 07:47 PM (hMlTh)

361 J.J.,

Looks like you should be OK with paint thinners with some of the following:

Mineral Spirits
Toluene (preferred)
Turpentine
Naphtha
Methyl ethyl ketone. Worth a shot.
Ethyl Benzene or
Xylene (preferred).

PBA is an aromatic compound, and dissolves best in non-polar liquids with no water. I listed the two preferred components, as aromatic compounds tend to dissolve best in other aromatic compounds.

The plastic polycarbonate is made from BPA, and it is what lines the cans. IT is NOT compatible with methyl alcohol, acetone, ketones, ethers, aromatic and chlorinated hydrocarbons, aqueous or alcoholic alkaline solutions, or ammonia. From https://tinyurl.com/y4l2rr3y

With I had my start-up lab open so I could test that for you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 07:48 PM (u82oZ)

362 Weasel, the Stihl MS271 is the Sig 1911 TacOps of the chainsaw world.

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2019 07:48 PM (UUkQp)

363

Follow me...

President Trump just got finished battling the seditious co-conspirator Sally Yates and finally got rid of her.
Right?

Sessions sees all this, goes through his embarrassing confirmation hearing bullshit, and then the very first thing Sessions does is essentially resign as Attorney General and hand over control of the DOJ to Rosenstein and McCabe and all the Deep Staters.

Instead of doing the right thing and quitting, Sessions stuck around ensuring Rosenstein and Mueller were running the DOJ (and of course the FBI --- no-knock raids on whoeverthefark, anyone?)

Remember the Democrats constantly warning not to fire Sessions? Because they knew that was the president's recourse. But the Democrats said they'd impeach him for obstruction! Republican Shits begged President Trump not to fire Sessions before the '18 midterms, along with begging him not to push them too hard on the Wall funding.

Sessions can eat shit and die.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 07:49 PM (HFwZY)

364 Weasel, I have found these pliers to be very helpful with small engine fuel line routing.

https://tinyurl.com/yyl4ahkc

Posted by: Timeline at November 07, 2019 07:50 PM (RKPlw)

365 340, Supposedly Session made an offer to Trump to resign shortly after the recusal and Trump said no.

Now, the question is whether or not Session was trying to set up Trump as firing both the AG and the FBI Director which would have given more impetus to charging him with obstruction via Mueller. Is Sessions Brutus or Marc Antony.

I have seen reports that Session may have taken office with the intention to recuse which would make him a traitor but do not know the veracity of this.

Alabamans need to figure out if Sessions was incompetent as AG or corrupt before they vote to send him back to DC

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 07:52 PM (MItID)

366 Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at November 07, 2019 07:19 PM (IGJk
*******
Photobucket

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 07, 2019 07:55 PM (BqBId)

367 Bloomberg might be the only one I could see winning

Posted by: McCallister at November 07, 2019 07:59 PM (a2xk8)

368 The government that murdered at least 16 million under Mao,

They say that our memories forget the bad and remember the good so that our past always looks like the Golden Years.

I remember when the initial body-count for Mao was over two-hundred-fifty million, then as the years passed, the number got smaller and smaller. In a few years Mao will be worshiped as the guy who encouraged having large families.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019 08:01 PM (lD3vL)

369 The brothers aren't going to vote for Bloomberg.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 07, 2019 08:01 PM (nRWPy)

370 34. Saban for President? Nah. That would be a big step down in status and a huge cut in pay.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at November 07, 2019 08:16 PM (ms2Wv)

371 139 Do they make podium lifts that tall?
Posted by: Galil at November 07, 2019 07:11 PM (Pzzpr

Otis will have to come in to install an elevator .

Posted by: Fox2! at November 07, 2019 08:18 PM (0HqNX)

372 Did "Charlie" Ciamarella approve of the Bloomberg run? 'Cos he's the CIA guy who gets to pick our presidents now. Anonymously, too.

You know--the Way the Framers Intended(tm).

As Hamilton put it in Federalist #68, "the people of each State shall choose a number of persons as electors, equal to the number of senators and representatives of such State in the national government, who shall assemble in the cell block where Epstein didn't kill himself".

This is known as the Electoral Prison.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 07, 2019 08:24 PM (Ndje9)

373 The only thing he deserves is a swift kick in the rear nice and hard

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 08, 2019 04:41 PM (wGqjj)

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