And Now AP: Mormons Killed in Mexico Deserved It Because Of Mormon History of Polygamy

This is... absolutely disgusting.

And they're all on the same page.

They cannot stop writing articles claiming that White Colonizers need to be slaughtered by the Oppressed Brown Resistance.

They've now deleted this tweet, but this is what it said:

@APWestRegion
APWestRegion

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is forced to confront its history of polygamy after nine women and children from a Mormon offshoot where some practice plural marriage died in a cartel ambush in Mexico.

While the tweet was deleted, the story is still live, and it's here.

Mexican killings spotlight Mormon history with polygamy

The slaying in Mexico of nine people who belonged to a Mormon offshoot community where some people practice polygamy spotlights the mainstream church’s struggle to distance itself from plural marriage, which has a history in the faith but has long been denounced.

The victims’ connection to Mormonism featured prominently in headlines this week about the drug cartel attack on a caravan of American women and children living in Mexico, though there’s no indication they were targeted for their religion.

Then why are you bringing it up, except to suggest that the White Colonizers deserved to be murdered?

It's time to do a Routine Background Check on everyone in the media.

Meanwhile, James O'Keefe says "stay tuned."



What does this mean? No idea. Maybe an interview? Maybe a disguised-identity interview which nevertheless demonstrates that the source is actually a man?

We shall see.

By the way, did you know that Epstein didn't kill himself?



Good night!

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:59 PM




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1 I read the content.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 08:01 PM (r+sAi)

2 What in the world does Mormon history have to do with wholesale slaughter?!

Posted by: DC at November 07, 2019 08:01 PM (/TvO8)

3 first?

Posted by: lin-duh at November 07, 2019 08:01 PM (UUBmN)

4 and epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 08:01 PM (r+sAi)

5 nope...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 07, 2019 08:01 PM (UUBmN)

6 Apparently victim blaming is a thing in the media now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 08:02 PM (r+sAi)

7 That's OK. When a bunch of journalists gets slaughtered we can all talk about their snobby elitism and fake news.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 07, 2019 08:02 PM (xPl2J)

8 Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at November 07, 2019 08:03 PM (J6P5a)

9 If the dude had multiple husbands, it would be totes cool.

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella is the whistleblower at November 07, 2019 08:03 PM (iw59Q)

10 If the mormons didn't deserve it then we need a wall thinks the media. So of course the mormons deserved it.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 07, 2019 08:03 PM (nRWPy)

11 I can't imagine why you have Mormon squishes like Mitt Romney and Jeff Flake.

It's obvious that if the Democrats ever truly take power, they intend to crush the Mormon Church.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 08:03 PM (I2/tG)

12 The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is forced to confront its history of polygamy after nine women and children from a Mormon offshoot where some practice plural marriage died in a cartel ambush in Mexico.

So a few decades from now, throwing gays and adulterers off of the roof will be understandable and honorable since deviancy from monogamy is considered punishable by violent and torturous death.

I can't keep up with the Left.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019 08:03 PM (lD3vL)

13 AP: Mormons Killed in Mexico Deserved It Because Of Mormon History of Polygamy

Now do Islam.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 08:04 PM (I2/tG)

14 Apparently victim blaming is a thing in the media now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 08:02 PM (r+sAi)

What do you think the response would be if the victims were, say....muslims?

Posted by: BignJames at November 07, 2019 08:04 PM (X/Pw5)

15 Lotta shit going on. Something big is going to drop.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 07, 2019 08:04 PM (vU4P4)

16 They were all for polyamory about 5 minutes ago. What happened?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 07, 2019 08:04 PM (nRWPy)

17 Looks like "Book of Mormon" hasn't actually made Mormons rise in the Intersectional Olympics, at least not compared to MS-13 animals.

Ah well.

Posted by: trev006 at November 07, 2019 08:05 PM (V+8Zu)

18 By slaughtering unarmed, innocent and peaceful people, the deviants in question kind of make the point that they are indeed savages in need of Christianizing.

Mexico is now a half-step away from people in colander masks killing each other. Meh, it wold be a step up.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 08:05 PM (zBaqJ)

19 VICE has a documentary about the mormons from 2011.

also, a bit much saying the mormons are white colonists since in 1860, Mexico was already a country. The mormons were not spaniards. Also, mexico was once a normal country that was happy to welcome in the mormons to farm one particular value.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 08:06 PM (FEQY4)

20 They have to blame the Mormons - otherwise people might start thinking we need a secure border between us and the people who did this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 08:07 PM (I2/tG)

21 "Project Veritas has not named its source"

Like they will now seeing what happens to those who dare defy their lords and masters.

I'm pretty sure that when D's regain power, that water-boarding will be a regular staple of all D Inquisitions.

Torquemada would blush at what they will do.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019 08:07 PM (lD3vL)

22 there were possible takes on the story when it came out. when it was still possible that a LeBaron cultist did this to other LeBarons. that shit used to happen. I make no apologies for floating that possibility in here. it later turned out that Mexican authorities have ruled that out , at which point I abandoned that hypothesis.

what i didnt do? I didn't say "lolmormons" or blame it on colonizers or any of that.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 08:07 PM (J4bXT)

23 Your all-inclusive Riviera Maya vacay includes a colander face mask now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 07, 2019 08:07 PM (vU4P4)

24
Throuples are three so polyamory are polyps?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2019 08:07 PM (zBaqJ)

25 They were all for polyamory about 5 minutes ago. What happened?

It's not cool when wypipo do it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at November 07, 2019 08:07 PM (s2G2n)

26 anyway, from the 2011 documentary, everything was normal in mexico until the 1980s when suddenly the cartels appeared and suddenly 40+ people were being kidnapped a week. They had to figure out how to defend themselves since guns were illegal.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 08:07 PM (FEQY4)

27 So, any religion that sanctions polygamy must be confronted, violently? Would that inclupIslam?

Posted by: I M Simpleton at November 07, 2019 08:09 PM (jQBOW)

28 I guess, alone with Israel, Mexico IS NOT a nation of immigrants.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 08:09 PM (FEQY4)

29 None dare call it a coordinated smear!

Posted by: G marks the spot at November 07, 2019 08:09 PM (ZJ/ol)

30 I sure as f**k did not blame the present LDS for any of this, since the LeBarons were excommunicate last I looked.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 08:09 PM (J4bXT)

31 I guess, alone with Israel, Mexico IS NOT a nation of immigrants.

Immigration is approved and mandated when it causes society and governments to topple.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 07, 2019 08:10 PM (lD3vL)

32 Chron.com has a story up about the family's connection to the NXIVM people. I noticed that all the big players are awaiting sentencing. I also noticed that everyone killed in the Mexico incident were women and children. Does anyone believe that when the top NXIVM people were busted, that the hundreds of victims would all go free, magically?

I think there's more to this. And I'm betting that these women and kids were attempting an escape from bad people associated with the whole sex slaving elite mess.

Am I the only one wondering about this?

I don't believe the official story here. How could i?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 07, 2019 08:10 PM (upfer)

33 Kate Hyde is really really cute

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 07, 2019 08:12 PM (4UlPP)

34 13 AP: Mormons Killed in Mexico Deserved It Because Of Mormon History of Polygamy

Now do Islam.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 08:04 PM (I2/tG)


^^This.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 08:14 PM (yQlY7)

35 If Associates with Paleostinians can excuse Arab murder of Israeli children due to Zionism why not this?

To the Pits of Hell with the lot of them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 08:14 PM (LHgQG)

36 What in the world does Mormon history have to do with wholesale slaughter?!

Nothing. The media just wants to skate as close to the line of "Whitey deserves it" as possible.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 07, 2019 08:14 PM (F6tBH)

37 32 Chron.com has a story up about the family's connection to the NXIVM people. I noticed that all the big players are awaiting sentencing. I also noticed that everyone killed in the Mexico incident were women and children. Does anyone believe that when the top NXIVM people were busted, that the hundreds of victims would all go free, magically?

I think there's more to this. And I'm betting that these women and kids were attempting an escape from bad people associated with the whole sex slaving elite mess.

Am I the only one wondering about this?

I don't believe the official story here. How could i?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 07, 2019 08:10 PM (

It's even worse than you could ever imagine.

Posted by: rope manufacturers at November 07, 2019 08:14 PM (YmfOS)

38 34 13 AP: Mormons Killed in Mexico Deserved It Because Of Mormon History of Polygamy

Now do Islam.

===

not white, not evil

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 08:14 PM (FEQY4)

39 the AP should be looking at the history of the collapse of central authority in northeastern Mexico. that would be relevant here, now we know the LeBarons haven't done anything wrong here.

there is a book at the used store , Bantjes, "as if Jesus walked on earth", about Cardenas' regime in the 1930s and how it affected Sonora. he liberated the Yaqui, for one thing. Porfirio Diaz had pretty much enslaved them.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 08:15 PM (J4bXT)

40 Arkansas Wagon settler families at Mountain Meadows
were unable to comment. I had to throw that out there. I agree with Ace. We just throw Mountain Meadows at the Mormons when they start getting uppity.

Posted by: DBCooper (not a troll) at November 07, 2019 08:15 PM (bttOm)

41 So just so we're clear on this AP, polygamy is not only bad, but so bad the death of the innocent children of its practitioners is acceptable. Right?

Hmmm, what's another religion that also frequently practices polygamy. I can't think....can you help me out here?

Posted by: Dr. T at November 07, 2019 08:15 PM (2PXwn)

42 And just like that, I suddenly have no cares whatsoever about violence directed against reporters. Anywhere. For any reason.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 07, 2019 08:16 PM (tA/XW)

43 "Chron.com has a story up about the family's connection to the NXIVM people."

oh man. do I have to retract my retraction?

it still isnt a Salt Lake City problem. I hope.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 08:16 PM (J4bXT)

44 36 What in the world does Mormon history have to do with wholesale slaughter?!

Nothing. The media just wants to skate as close to the line of "Whitey deserves it" as possible.

===

they moved to mexico after polygamy became illegal in america.

They then became a very successful demographic, a minority, traditionally underrepresented in mexican poltics, you might say.

then one day, the cartels started kidnapping and killing them, so they had to align with the mexican military for protection.

that's about it.

white people bad. and apparently mexico is only brown. There are no other europeans there, except for the Jews, spaniards, Germans, and Irish who moved there.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 08:17 PM (FEQY4)

45 None of those people have ever been members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, the leaders of this group were excommunicated decades ago. It's like calling Protestants, Catholics or when they try to get it right like saying Lutherans are a Catholic offshoot. While basically correct... it does not distinguish between them at all. I think they call them selves LaBarones or something like that.

Posted by: sun at November 07, 2019 08:17 PM (4FqDg)

46 AP should fire their staff and hire me and Taqqiyologist to do their "achshally" pieces.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 08:18 PM (J4bXT)

47
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 07, 2019 08:19 PM (KCxzN)

48 Gotta love 256G thumb drives!

Posted by: klaftern at November 07, 2019 08:19 PM (RuIsu)

49 It does not matter to which church they belongs, from which they were excommunicated, and how many wives and where. Americans got slaughtered miles from US/Mexico border. End of story.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:20 PM (zr5Kq)

50 AoS Times - when you need your news delivered with snark and bewbs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 08:20 PM (LHgQG)

51 Sessions on Tucker

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2019 08:20 PM (wiXsO)

52 Sessions is a dirty word.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:20 PM (zr5Kq)

53 It does not matter to which church they belongs, from which they were excommunicated, and how many wives and where. Americans got slaughtered miles from US/Mexico border. End of story.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:20 PM (zr5Kq)




The "Americans" thing is kind of iffy.

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:20 PM (HALdu)

54 The democrat party is forced to confront their history of pedophilia and corruption after losing yet another presidential election.

Headlines you won't see

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 07, 2019 08:21 PM (vXBHf)

55 Geez, I hope nobody tells the news media idiots that once upon a time, a bunch of Nephites from Israel (think of them as the first Mormons) invaded America and killed a lot of Lammanites (Native Americans)! The fat will really be in the SJW fire then!

Posted by: Gref at November 07, 2019 08:21 PM (AMIL/)

56 Attacks polygamy.

Defends pedophilia.
Defends Katie Hill.
Defends libertinism.
Defends waitress sandwiches.
Defends polyamorous-ness.

One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things is not quite the same.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 07, 2019 08:21 PM (hYUjK)

57 Nice ad from Sessions

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2019 08:21 PM (wiXsO)

58 well, i hope tucker nails session, why did you alone recuse yet none of the leftoid slugs not recuse?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 08:21 PM (FEQY4)

59 The "Americans" thing is kind of iffy.
Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:20 PM (HALdu)

no it is not.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)

60 https://www.chron.com/news/article/Victims-of-Mexican-slaughter-were-from-NXIVM-14814764.php

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 07, 2019 08:21 PM (upfer)

61 The "Americans" thing is kind of iffy.
Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:20 PM (HALdu)

no it is not.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)




How many of them were dual citizens?

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:22 PM (HALdu)

62 Mark Zaid, the attorney for the Ukraine call whistleblower, on Thursday defended a series of tweets from 2017 in which he predicted a "coup" against President Trump and promised to"get rid of him" - saying in a statement the tweets referred to "a completely lawful process."/i]

Uh huh.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 08:22 PM (I2/tG)

63 Murder of Mormon Polygamists Spotlights Mexicans' History of Violence Against Women and Children.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 07, 2019 08:22 PM (xmKbk)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 08:22 PM (I2/tG)

65 The "Americans" thing is kind of iffy.

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:20 PM (HALdu)


I've never been sure that ex-pats living in Mexico (or anywhere else) are really still Americans. Seems to me if you love this country, you live here?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:23 PM (BiNEL)

66 How many of them were dual citizens?
Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:22 PM (HALdu)

I am done with you.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:23 PM (zr5Kq)

67 well, I think the confusion is that, yes, these guys in mexico are mexican mormons, but they have close ties with their families in america's mormon communities.

weird huh?

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 08:24 PM (FEQY4)

68 Mark Zaid loves himself some Twilight Sparkle pr0n.

There since it is on the Internets then it must be true.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 08:24 PM (LHgQG)

69 Wasnt the Honorable Somali Congresswoman from MN a polygamist?

Posted by: Regular joe at November 07, 2019 08:24 PM (6/uwW)

70 Maybe if those people murdered by the Cartel were atheist and Polyamorous, the msm would be more sympathetic.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 07, 2019 08:24 PM (2k8f0)

71 w many of them were dual citizens?
Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:22 PM (HALdu)

I am done with you.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:23 PM (zr5Kq)



facts hard for you?

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:24 PM (HALdu)

72 Enema of the people.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Meat Popsicle at November 07, 2019 08:24 PM (AFSld)

73 Lotta shit going on. Something big is going to drop.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 07, 2019 08:04 PM

How did you know I'm sitting on the toilet?

Posted by: Ana Navarro at November 07, 2019 08:25 PM (COzlW)

74 I've never been sure that ex-pats living in Mexico (or anywhere else) are really still Americans. Seems to me if you love this country, you live here?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:23 PM (BiNEL)

You live wherever the hell you want, seems to me. Your citizenship is based on birth and other similar factors, not where you like to live as an adult, or preach, or work, or stay for extended period.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)

75 nasty troll is nasty.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)

76 at the time the polygamists moved into Sonora, I think Utah was still a territory. were LDS polys citizens of the US at the time? LDS polys moving to Sonora would be like Navajo moving there.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 08:26 PM (J4bXT)

77 There is one religion that hadn't distanced itself from polygamy and still openly practices it.

They're also the only religion that still practicing slavery

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 07, 2019 08:26 PM (CLIJO)

78 "Mark Zaid loves himself some Twilight Sparkle pr0n." -- Anonymous source on the internet

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 07, 2019 08:26 PM (aS1PU)

79 i called the others

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 08:26 PM (DU2N9)

80 You live wherever the hell you want, seems to me. Your citizenship is based on birth and other similar factors, not where you like to live as an adult, or preach, or work, or stay for extended period.
Posted by: runner at November



So how does dual citizenship work then? How does someone become immigrate and emigrate if it is based on birth?

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:27 PM (HALdu)

81 Remind me again how many "wives" a well-off Muzzie is allowed to take?

And I do mean TAKE, since I just don't see the upside for the ladies in any of these schemes.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 07, 2019 08:27 PM (vVOK2)

82 Wasnt the Honorable Somali Congresswoman from MN a polygamist?

Posted by: Regular joe at November 07, 2019 08:24 PM 

No. She divorced her husband before she married her brother.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 07, 2019 08:27 PM (tA/XW)

83 And just like that, I suddenly have no cares whatsoever about violence directed against reporters. Anywhere. For any reason.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 07, 2019 08:16 PM (tA/XW)

Not proud of it, but I'm like 90% of the way there myself.

Things are going to get interesting if Deplorables start really acting, well, deplorable.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 08:28 PM (DU2N9)

84 Mark Zaid, the attorney for the Ukraine call whistleblower, on Thursday defended a series of tweets from 2017 in which he predicted a "coup" against President Trump and promised to"get rid of him" - saying in a statement the tweets referred to "a completely lawful process."/i]

Uh huh.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 08:22 PM

Crazy Zaidy needs to look up the definition of the word.

Coup: A sudden, violent, and illegal seizure of power from government.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 07, 2019 08:28 PM (COzlW)

85 Talk of "dual citizenship" stinks of paranoia. Having dual citizenship is legal.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

86 Chron.com is the Houston Chronicle.

NY Post has the story, too, among others. So a Bing News search for NXIVM.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at November 07, 2019 08:28 PM (upfer)

87 But fetishizing preteen Disney girls is normal and healthy.

Please SMOD, even though we are unworthy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

88 >>>Not proud of it, but I'm like 90% of the way there myself


Agreed. Not going to get violent with them but won't weep if they get caught up in something. These people are despicable.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Meat Popsicle at November 07, 2019 08:29 PM (AFSld)

89 Willowed.

169

Metal Trump - The Ace of Spades. This should be pinned to the top of the blog





https://youtu.be/8M1mrH8AXbw



Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2019 08:25 PM (Izzlo)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 08:29 PM (1CjJc)

90 They are so morally bankrupt they do not even know how monstrous they are.

Posted by: IanDeal at November 07, 2019 08:29 PM (vgGyZ)

91 You live wherever the hell you want, seems to me. Your citizenship is based on birth and other similar factors, not where you like to live as an adult, or preach, or work, or stay for extended period.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)


Actually, I understand this argument at one level, but I am not so sure that we need to mount major foreign initiatives for American citizens that voluntarily choose to live in high risk/threat areas overseas!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:29 PM (BiNEL)

92 63 Murder of Mormon Polygamists Spotlights Mexicans' History of Violence Against Women and Children.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber



That's some dicked up shit right here.

Posted by: The Aztecs at November 07, 2019 08:29 PM (2k8f0)

93
Bones heal.
Chicks dig scars.
And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Zombie Evel Knievel at November 07, 2019 08:29 PM (786Ro)

94 Mexico is one of the most rayciss countries on the planet.

Of course, the corrupt corporate media would have you think it's all our little brown brothers running around down there but they would be wrong.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2019 08:29 PM (Z+IKu)

95 So. Mormon polygamy is bad.

BUT.. Giving your wife a cheat pass is good kind of polygamy.

If by using polygamy in the broadest sense of the word.

Posted by: Blanco at November 07, 2019 08:29 PM (BZQgK)

96 Talk of "dual citizenship" stinks of paranoia. Having dual citizenship is legal.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)



No, it is entirely reasonable. How do you decide which county someone is loyal to when they are dual citizens?

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:30 PM (HALdu)

97
It's obvious that if the Democrats ever truly take power, they intend to crush the Mormon Church.
Posted by: The ARC of History

They are generally well armed

Posted by: Jean at November 07, 2019 08:30 PM (B7KlG)

98 If those darn Mormon women and children had not gotten in the way of the bullets, this never would've happened.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 07, 2019 08:30 PM (COzlW)

99 >>>81 Remind me again how many "wives" a well-off Muzzie is allowed to take?

And I do mean TAKE, since I just don't see the upside for the ladies in any of these schemes.

My favorite troll for this?

Islam is right about women.

Posted by: Blanco at November 07, 2019 08:30 PM (BZQgK)

100 Colored people are not big fans of dirt pokers so killing them would be Okey-Dokey with the media?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 08:30 PM (pw+jk)

101 A Mexican Mormon once bit my sister...

Posted by: Big Lube at November 07, 2019 08:30 PM (oVQQC)

102 69 Wasnt the Honorable Somali Congresswoman from MN a polygamist?
Posted by: Regular joe



Bigamist. Probably.

Posted by: Puddlglum at November 07, 2019 08:30 PM (2k8f0)

103 I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Not the Hollies at November 07, 2019 08:30 PM (Ti7bZ)

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It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
"Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and roller cola wars, Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at November 07, 2019 08:31 PM (+LeMa)

105 That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, an aeroplane,
Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: JSchuler at November 07, 2019 08:31 PM (ySdHR)

106 These are the people who lauded a murderous ISIS leader last week. F 'em.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Meat Popsicle at November 07, 2019 08:31 PM (AFSld)

107 How does the killing of the Mormons "spotlight" their "history" when in the next breath they say the killings were unrelated to their religion? It's gratuitous and incoherent -- also, of course, disgusting. These people are everything they accuse us of being -- ignorant, vulgar, intolerant rabble.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 08:31 PM (H8QX8)

108 I keep harping on this, but you have to understand the media/DNC's game here. It's not what it appears on the surface, which is merely professing their belief that whites should be slaughtered, making that thought acceptable, etc. Those things are a bonus.

The actual sin here that you should know - the media has been charged with taking any tragedy that might unite EVERYONE in a common brotherhood of healing, and using it to purposely divide us, tearing open wounds at any weak point they can find, to cement those wounds in place. Remember "never let a crisis go to waste"? That has been implemented in the darkest fashion imaginable.

The positives we normally seek in tragic circumstances are few and far between, but they are generally things like inner strength, gratitude, family bond, a belief in a higher power. In dark times, we automatically search and find what unites us. It's in our DNA. On 9/11 there were tons of reports of no one caring about color/creed/etc, it was human and human forging ahead, everyone equal, rescuing one another, consoling each other, laughing, crying.

Tragedies are unavoidable, and specifically since around 2009 or 2010 they are purposely being used to prop up the Left's overarching commie goal of subduing our spirit and subjugating our humanity to their bitter, vile, capricious whim.

When you clearly see that common thread among ALL the after-reporting of every single big awful news event, it will chill you to the bone.

Posted by: ... at November 07, 2019 08:31 PM (uEbPt)

109 Muzzies and their "dancing boys" and goat rape are cool, though?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

110 Woman with multiple husbands is polyamory

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 08:31 PM (LHgQG)

111 You live wherever the hell you want, seems to me. Your citizenship is based on birth and other similar factors, not where you like to live as an adult, or preach, or work, or stay for extended period.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)

As was stated brilliantly by another 'ron, it's not like the USA is really much of a country anyway. We're really just an economic zone.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 08:31 PM (DU2N9)

112


AP = All Propaganda

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 08:32 PM (hjWzb)

113 Lotta shit going on. Something big is going to drop.


Things Tater Stelter says when he's sweating on the toilet.

Posted by: Hands at November 07, 2019 08:32 PM (786Ro)

114 83
And just like that, I suddenly have no cares whatsoever about violence directed against reporters. Anywhere. For any reason.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 07, 2019 08:16 PM (tA/XW)



Not proud of it, but I'm like 90% of the way there myself.



Things are going to get interesting if Deplorables start really acting, well, deplorable.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 08:28 PM (DU2N9)

My mostly apolitical Mrs. has recently gone from people are crazy to *types* *deletes* in a surprisingly short period of time. These fuckers do not realize the fire they are playing with.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 08:32 PM (1CjJc)

115 Why would this horrendous crime put the spotlight on polygamy? There is no logical connection I can see.
But I'm not a reporter

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 07, 2019 08:32 PM (jA/pH)

116 Posted by: tachyonshuggy at November




The question here is which barrrel sentence do you server first. The sentence for the block of text or the sentence for quoting joel here?

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:32 PM (HALdu)

117 110 Woman with multiple husbands is polyamory
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 08:31 PM (LHgQG)

Girl can dream.

Posted by: rope manufacturers at November 07, 2019 08:32 PM (YmfOS)

118 hey runner : if someone is involved in nxivm, I figure he's like Awlaki involved in Qaeda. they are no longer Americans.

the important word here is "if".

I supported Obama when he droned Awlaki' s ass and I didn't care that his teenaged apprentice of a son got smoked too.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 08:32 PM (J4bXT)

119 Mexican Killings Spotlight Jeffrey Epstein's History of Not Killing Himself

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 07, 2019 08:33 PM (COzlW)

120 Ilhan Omar married her brother.

Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 08:33 PM (ptqGC)

121 And just like that, I suddenly have no cares whatsoever about violence directed against reporters. Anywhere. For any reason.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 07, 2019 08:16 PM (tA/XW)



Not proud of it, but I'm like 90% of the way there myself.



Things are going to get interesting if Deplorables start really acting, well, deplorable.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 08:28 PM (DU2N9)

===
Welcome to the club.!
I've been there since 2004 and Dan Rather's lies.

Pretty sure the "news" media is public enemy number 1 in CWII.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 08:33 PM (pw+jk)

122 Actually, I understand this argument at one level, but I am not so sure that we need to mount major foreign initiatives for American citizens that voluntarily choose to live in high risk/threat areas overseas!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:29 PM (BiNEL)

Then we need to have a national conversation about Mexico designated as high risk area. As far as I know, it is one of the major tourist destinations for US citizens ? As well as major labor market ?

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)

123 I've never been sure that ex-pats living in Mexico (or anywhere else) are really still Americans. Seems to me if you love this country, you live here?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:23 PM (BiNEL)

People who like tax free income say, "What?!"

Posted by: tbodie at November 07, 2019 08:33 PM (AmeQT)

124 Can't serve 2 masters.

Posted by: rope manufacturers at November 07, 2019 08:33 PM (YmfOS)

125 In reality, I think they are more Mexican than American, read their history. Not that it matters, they did not deserve this. Julian LeBaron was interviewed by Vice, check it out.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 07, 2019 08:33 PM (B+t5k)

126 These fuckers do not realize the fire they are playing with.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 08:32 PM (1CjJc)


"Leftism is a kind of playing with fire by people who do not understand that fire is hot." George Orwell.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 08:34 PM (H8QX8)

127 Having dual citizenship is legal.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)


I am not trying to start a conformation, but I am interested in a discussion.
Legal and ethical are not synonyms. Where is the primary allegiance of a dual citizen?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

128 Then we need to have a national conversation about Mexico designated as high risk area. As far as I know, it is one of the major tourist destinations for US citizens ? As well as major labor market ?
Posted by: runner at November



Mexico is for idiots.

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:34 PM (HALdu)

129 They were all for polyamory about 5 minutes ago. What happened?


They're not for polyamory per se. It all depends on context They are for anything that is the opposite of normalcy.

Posted by: Hands at November 07, 2019 08:34 PM (786Ro)

130 The media cesspool is steadily getting cesspoolier.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 07, 2019 08:35 PM (jA/pH)

131 hey runner : if someone is involved in nxivm, I figure he's like Awlaki involved in Qaeda. they are no longer Americans.

the important word here is "if".

I supported Obama when he droned Awlaki' s ass and I didn't care that his teenaged apprentice of a son got smoked too.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 08:32 PM (J4bXT)

Article about NVXIM reads like a low level smear to me.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)

132 I'm plum worn out. 'Night all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

133 104

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at November 07, 2019 08:31 PM (+LeMa)


Excellent!

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 08:35 PM (yQlY7)

134 Polygamy =Bad

Butt fucking multiple dudes all the time?

Grrrooooovy!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2019 08:35 PM (ykfA7)

135 >>Then we need to have a national conversation about Mexico designated as high risk area


Mexico has never been a safe place to be.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 08:35 PM (vOiHe)

136 I am not trying to start a conformation, but I am interested in a discussion.
Legal and ethical are not synonyms. Where is the primary allegiance of a dual citizen?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November



whoever is not charging them with crimes

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:35 PM (HALdu)

137 Then we need to have a national conversation about Mexico designated as high risk area. As far as I know, it is one of the major tourist destinations for US citizens ? As well as major labor market ?
Posted by: runner at November

Mexico is for idiots.
Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:34 PM (HALdu)

It's a failing (failed) narco-state. Traveling to Mexico in 2019 clearly falls into the "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" category.

Made a trip down there (Mexico City) for work 2-years ago. Never. Again.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 08:36 PM (DU2N9)

138 Have a religion you like, but don't think you can live anywhere on this planet with it just because you're American. Times is changing.

Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 08:36 PM (K22Va)

139 There is still a big Romney compound down there, his daddy was born in Mexico

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 08:36 PM (U7k5w)

140 Jeff Sessionzzzzzzzzz the hero nobody asked for.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2019 08:36 PM (dNzKv)

141 n reality, I think they are more Mexican than American, read their history. Not that it matters, they did not deserve this. Julian LeBaron was interviewed by Vice, check it out.

===

right, it's pretty interesting. I don't know what they did wrong. one day the cartels showed up and started killing people.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 08:36 PM (FEQY4)

142 I included in the view thread a link to the vice segme y on the mexican mormon war in northern mexico.

Posted by: Gaius martius at November 07, 2019 08:37 PM (hMlTh)

143 Someone told me there's a niche of porn about Mormon Women, someone told me.

Posted by: davidt at November 07, 2019 08:37 PM (mU726)

144 >>A Mexican Mormon once bit my sister...


Is that a Real Magic Serape or a Sears Magic Serape?

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 08:37 PM (vOiHe)

145 it's almost as if...and follow me here...the left is fucking lying when they drone on about immigration and acceptance.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 08:37 PM (FEQY4)

146 Why would this horrendous crime put the spotlight on polygamy? There is no logical connection I can see.
But I'm not a reporter
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 07, 2019 08:32 PM

Leave it to us experts "in the biz" to explain it to all you uncredentialed persons out there in simple language. The logical connection has to do with stapling baloney to your face.

Posted by: A Reporter at November 07, 2019 08:37 PM (COzlW)

147 Having dual citizenship is legal.



Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

Where? When you become a US Citizen, you are required to renounce your citizenship to any other country. If your country, such as the UK, doesn't allow you to renounce citizenship and continues to recognize you, then in all practical terms, yes, you are a dual citizen, and no America doesn't "stop" it. But the unconcealed charter of becoming American is that you give up every other allegiance.

Posted by: ... at November 07, 2019 08:37 PM (uEbPt)

148 There is no for harming the mormons in Mexico, however, if they were residing there permanently and doing so because the wanted to engage in things that were not legal here their American status was about the same as an anchor baby.

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:37 PM (HALdu)

149 The media also tried to wave it off as an "accident".

Anyway, what's the point of being an American citizen if you want to live in a shithole country? If this country is not good enough for you to call home then f' off.

Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 08:38 PM (Tnijr)

150 Alabama should tell Sessions to get fucked.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2019 08:38 PM (dNzKv)

151 It does not matter to which church they belongs,
from which they were excommunicated, and how many wives and where.
Americans got slaughtered miles from US/Mexico border. End of story.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:20 PM


^^This.

Posted by: cfo mom at November 07, 2019 08:38 PM (RfzVr)

152 No good story ever starts out with Waking up in Mexico.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 08:38 PM (vOiHe)

153 I've bitten lots of Mexican Mormons in my day. Tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Face-sized spider at November 07, 2019 08:38 PM (COzlW)

154 it's almost as if...and follow me here...the left is fucking lying when they drone on about immigration and acceptance.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 08:37 PM (FEQY4)

Easier to assume they're just fucking lying about... everything.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 08:38 PM (DU2N9)

155 I am not trying to start a conformation, but I am interested in a discussion.
Legal and ethical are not synonyms. Where is the primary allegiance of a dual citizen?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

Probably where they were born ? But that has nothing to do with what happened in Mexico and the troll trying to blame the victims.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)

156

They cannot stop writing articles claiming that White Colonizers need to be slaughtered by the Oppressed Brown Resistance.



Not just in Mexico but in America too the left is all on board for kill whitey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 08:39 PM (hjWzb)

157 Replace Mormon with Muslim.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2019 08:39 PM (dNzKv)

158 A family of American Muslims living in Mexico was shot and killed by a cartel......

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2019 08:39 PM (dNzKv)

159 kutv.com/news/local/man-arrested-in-utah-undercover-human-trafficking-investigation-is-an-lds-bishop

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 08:40 PM (J4bXT)

160 47 Having dual citizenship is legal.



Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)

Where? When you become a US Citizen, you are required to renounce your citizenship to any other country. If your country, such as the UK, doesn't allow you to renounce citizenship and continues to recognize you, then in all practical terms, yes, you are a dual citizen, and no America doesn't "stop" it. But the unconcealed charter of becoming American is that you give up every other allegiance.
Posted by: ... at November 07, 2019 08:37 PM (uEbPt)

Lots of dual Israeli/American citizens serving in the Hiuse and Senate. Like 50-70 or some shit.

Posted by: rope manufacturers at November 07, 2019 08:40 PM (YmfOS)

161 If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one there to hear it, then Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Cthillary, dead but dreaming at November 07, 2019 08:40 PM (ZVH/H)

162 It's a failing (failed) narco-state. Traveling to Mexico in 2019 clearly falls into the "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" category.

Made a trip down there (Mexico City) for work 2-years ago. Never. Again.
Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 08:36 PM (DU2N9)



Having read the news for years I made the decision that is was never worth the inexpensive vacation to go to Mexico s.

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:40 PM (HALdu)

163 Where? When you become a US Citizen, you are required to renounce your citizenship to any other country. If your country, such as the UK, doesn't allow you to renounce citizenship and continues to recognize you, then in all practical terms, yes, you are a dual citizen, and no America doesn't "stop" it. But the unconcealed charter of becoming American is that you give up every other allegiance.
Posted by: ... at November 07, 2019 08:37 PM (uEbPt)

YOu cannot have a British (or CAnadian) passport and an American one ? My mistake.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)

164 "not so" is not a troll.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 08:40 PM (J4bXT)

165 Sometimes I feel like the Democrats went from explicitly hating one (or more) races for the purpose of naked power to hating a different race for said same.

Posted by: ... at November 07, 2019 08:40 PM (uEbPt)

166 Alabama should tell Sessions to get fucked.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2019 08:38 PM (dNzKv)
-------
More like "look at Sessions, running for Senate. Bless his heart."

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 07, 2019 08:40 PM (4UlPP)

167 >>Americans got slaughtered miles from US/Mexico border. End of story.


Americans got salughtered several other times in Mexico in the past decade and more Americans will get slaughtered in Mexico (and by Mexicans here illegally) in the next decade.

Same tomorrow.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 08:41 PM (vOiHe)

168 A flock of reporters were murdered by the cartels for their violation of local norms

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 07, 2019 08:41 PM (jA/pH)

169 Polyamory. Do the dudes share the "to-do" list, or alternate between tasks? Do they get their own bathroom?

Posted by: klaftern at November 07, 2019 08:41 PM (RuIsu)

170 How brave of the 'media' to attack LDS, how about they say some rude stuff maybe about islam?

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2019 08:41 PM (UUkQp)

171 nah bro, anchor babies is a stupid fucking idea that devalues our citizenship through scam travel and every other reason you can think of. And the left wants AB's to exist to dilute the voting base.

these particular people immigrated there and have been there for 140 years or so. I think the mexican govt in 1840 or whatever let them come there and settle. and they've been a pretty normal wealthy part of society.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 08:41 PM (FEQY4)

172 One of the advantages of having an unhinged and unstable Democrat party is they are easy prey once they push it too far.

Posted by: Max Prophet at November 07, 2019 08:41 PM (1q+Wv)

173 Hell, you don't really need to leave the country if you insist on testing shitholes with your life. Try the west and south sides of Chicago on a warm weekend.

Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 08:41 PM (K22Va)

174 I had an aunt who loved Mexico. She used to vacation there every year. This was during the 50s and 60s. I don't know if she had a favorite village, region, etc.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 08:41 PM (yQlY7)

175 Probably where they were born ? But that has nothing to do with what happened in Mexico and the troll trying to blame the victims.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)



You're not calling me a troll are you?

Suck it up, buttercup, suggesting they are not Americans is not blaming them in any way.

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 08:41 PM (HALdu)

176 152 No good story ever starts out with Waking up in Mexico.
Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 08:38 PM (vOiHe)

Selma Hayek Reverse Cowgirl

Posted by: rope manufacturers at November 07, 2019 08:41 PM (YmfOS)

177

Sessions All Niter

https://youtu.be/-KrKBmsQdjM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 08:42 PM (aKsyK)

178 Lots of dual Israeli/American citizens serving in the Hiuse and Senate. Like 50-70 or some shit.


===

And there you have it. Did not take too long, 150 comments or so.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)

179
Fred C Dobbs: If you're the police, show us your badges!

Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don' need no badges. I ain't got to show you no Epstein didn't kill heemself!

Posted by: Hands at November 07, 2019 08:42 PM (786Ro)

180 disagreeing doesn't make you a troll.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 07, 2019 08:42 PM (B+t5k)

181 Epstein didn't not not not not not kill himself.

Posted by: Hill S Preston, Esquire at November 07, 2019 08:42 PM (+LeMa)

182 Plural marriage = horrible, wretched and worthy of severe scrutiny

Kinda funny in light of the types of things (pedophilia, experimental tranny drugs for 7 year olds, "aborting" full term babies) they advocate for, and beat down anyone who has a differing view. All these things are ok. Marrying more than one person...burn the heretic.

Makes about as much sense as cigarettes bad, pot smoking good.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 07, 2019 08:42 PM (JoUsr)

183 A flock of reporters were murdered by the cartels for their violation of local norms



That would be Trumps fault. Culture of hate and all that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2019 08:42 PM (dNzKv)

184 Somebody may have already mentioned it, but I wonder if Romney has some pearls of wisdom to share about how right it is to link a history of polygamy with mass slaughter. You know, deeply concerned about Mormon history and all.

Posted by: DC at November 07, 2019 08:42 PM (/TvO8)

185


So if Mormons are into polygamy; does any of that translate to Marie Osmond would let me roger her?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 08:43 PM (hjWzb)

186 No good story ever starts out with Waking up in Mexico.
Posted by: garrett
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Malcolm Lowery, Under the Volcano at November 07, 2019 08:44 PM (CDGwz)

187 170 How brave of the 'media' to attack LDS, how about they say some rude stuff maybe about islam?
Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2019 08:41 PM (UUkQp)

Wasn't there a big Broadway show mocking Mormonism? Try to imagine one mocking Islam. Mormons, you see, won't cut your head off or gun you down in your workplace.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 08:44 PM (H8QX8)

188 >>So if Mormons are into polygamy; does any of that translate to Marie Osmond would let me roger her?


If you had a 4 pack of Twinkies, yes.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 08:44 PM (vOiHe)

189 "Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot's appearance today spotlights the African-American community there and its continuing gun violence, drug gangs, and general hip-hoppedness."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 07, 2019 08:44 PM (4ZE6o)

190 We don't know whether they were in multiple marriages, do we ? Just several families that were slaughtered.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)

191 Mormon girls love to f..k

Posted by: Max Prophet at November 07, 2019 08:44 PM (1q+Wv)

192 Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)

You are correct. I didn't know the SC ruled that you can be a dual citizen. This is still one of the things you swear to in order to become a US Citizen:

---------------------------
I renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign
prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty, of whom or which I have
heretofore been a subject or citizen.

Posted by: ... at November 07, 2019 08:45 PM (uEbPt)

193 Why would this horrendous crime put the spotlight on polygamy? There is no logical connection I can see.

But I'm not a reporter



They're all Christophobes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 08:45 PM (HaL55)

194 Alabama should tell Sessions to get fucked.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2019 08:38 PM (dNzKv)

Yup.....but he belongs in the Senate. Where evil old people sit around and scratch all day, getting paid and waiting for death.

The Senate is Hell's Waiting Room.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2019 08:45 PM (Z+IKu)

195 Bomp Bomp Bomp Another one bites the dust!
And another one dies
And another one dies
But Epstein didn't kill himself!
Hey! Hill's gonna get you, too!
Another one bites the dust!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2019 08:45 PM (dNzKv)

196 >>Posted by: Malcolm Lowery, Under the Volcano at November 07, 2019 08:44 PM (CDGwz)


No se puede vivir without something...something.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 08:45 PM (vOiHe)

197 I had an aunt who loved Mexico. She used to vacation there every year. This was during the 50s and 60s. I don't know if she had a favorite village, region, etc.
Posted by: rickl
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My grandfather made fishing trips down there almost every year.

Posted by: Malcolm Lowery, Under the Volcano at November 07, 2019 08:45 PM (xSo9G)

198 191 Mormon girls love to f..k
Posted by: Max Prophet at November 07, 2019 08:44 PM (1q+Wv)

Can confirm

Posted by: rope manufacturers at November 07, 2019 08:46 PM (YmfOS)

199
Ohhhh, Mexico
It sounds so simple I just got to go
The sun's so hot I forgot to go home
I guess Epstein didn't kill himself

-- James Taylor

Posted by: Hands at November 07, 2019 08:46 PM (786Ro)

200 > When you become a US Citizen, you are required to renounce your citizenship to any other country.

That used to be the case, but hasn't been for quite some time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 08:46 PM (tJvHx)

201 WAITING ROOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo

Posted by: FUGAZI at November 07, 2019 08:46 PM (vOiHe)

202 It won't be long until monogamous white marriages bring the same excuses for mass murder.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 07, 2019 08:46 PM (Bf3hj)

203 Where? When you become a US Citizen, you are
required to renounce your citizenship to any other country. If your
country, such as the UK, doesn't allow you to renounce citizenship and
continues to recognize you, then in all practical terms, yes, you are a
dual citizen, and no America doesn't "stop" it. But the unconcealed
charter of becoming American is that you give up every other allegiance.

Posted by: ... at November 07, 2019 08:37 PM (uEbPt)



YOu cannot have a British (or CAnadian) passport and an American one ? My mistake.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)

Absolutely you can. I'm a dual, US and Canada, as are my siblings and my mom.
I do know that if I got into legal trouble in Canada (as in I did something wrong) and cried to the closest US consulate, they'd tell me to pound sand.

Posted by: Vendette at November 07, 2019 08:46 PM (Yeuu4)

204 So if Mormons are into polygamy; does any of that translate to Marie Osmond would let me roger her?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 08:43 PM (hjWzb)


That's polyandry. And I'm ready for you, baby.

Posted by: Joy Behar at November 07, 2019 08:46 PM (2N7oZ)

205 Sessions interview with Tucker was interesting. Still appears to be extremely supportive of Trump and his ad for his campaign has him saying that he did not run out and write a book or go on TV criticizing Trump. Says he wants back in the Senate to spur on other Senators to support Trump and to more strongly defend him.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 07, 2019 08:46 PM (96m0f)

206
Alabama should tell Sessions to get fucked.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

=========

He was good in the Senate and it's too bad he left. I'm glad he's getting back in.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 07, 2019 08:46 PM (UyfO2)

207 189
"Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot's appearance today spotlights the
African-American community there and its continuing gun violence, drug
gangs, and general hip-hoppedness."

Top cop just retired before video of him passed out drunk at the wheel gets out.

Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 08:47 PM (K22Va)

208 200 > When you become a US Citizen, you are required to renounce your citizenship to any other country.

That used to be the case, but hasn't been for quite some time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 08:46 PM (tJvHx)

Slippery slope isn't real!

Posted by: rope manufacturers at November 07, 2019 08:47 PM (YmfOS)

209 Kinda funny in light of the types of things (pedophilia, experimental tranny drugs for 7 year olds, "aborting" full term babies) they advocate for, and beat down anyone who has a differing view. All these things are ok. Marrying more than one person...burn the heretic.

Makes about as much sense as cigarettes bad, pot smoking good.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 07, 2019 08:42 PM (JoUsr)
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There is no consistency to it. Because there is no thinking to it.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 08:48 PM (Eicbe)

210 Jeff can never be trusted again. He put his personal honor over the votes of 64 million Americans, and the future of his Nation

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 07, 2019 08:48 PM (Bf3hj)

211
No se puede vivir without something...something.
Posted by: garrett
----

...sin amar.


Is this a great place or what? Not one person in 10,000 would have quoted that.

Posted by: Malcolm Lowery, Under the Volcano at November 07, 2019 08:48 PM (xSo9G)

212 What the ever lovin' heck is wrong with Whoopie's hair? She looks like Medusa who rolled all of her snakes around in cigarette ashes. Good lord is she a gross, sloppy woman.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 07, 2019 08:48 PM (JoUsr)

213 The absolutely infuriatingly crazy part of this MSM slander re the Lebarons/Mormons is that the sect fled to Mexico in part BECAUSE the mainstream Mormon church wouldn't condone the offshoot sect's polygamy.

And yet the MSM is making the mainstream Mormons take the responsibility for the very group they expelled.

Complete slander.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 08:48 PM (fK2gX)

214 The weather forecast says it's gonna be windy and cold with a good chance of snow but no way did Epstein kill himself.

Posted by: davidt at November 07, 2019 08:49 PM (mU726)

215 Probably where they were born ? But that has nothing to do with what happened in Mexico and the troll trying to blame the victims.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:38 PM (zr5Kq)


Practically, it seems reasonable to have a priority of allegiance (like birthplace), but I do not think this is recognized/required in law.
And if they are dual citizens, why isn't the Mexican government the primary resource for resolution since it happened within the borders of Mexico?
What happened to these people was a true tragedy, and totally independent of their professed citizenship, religion, marital status (or lack thereof).

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:49 PM (BiNEL)

216 Always had a soft spot for that Lowry novel.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 08:50 PM (vOiHe)

217 Says he wants back in the Senate to spur on other Senators to support Trump and to more strongly defend him.


I'm convinced he rode Trumps coat tails to get the AG gig and push him out with the coup. He will be another Romney once elected. If I am wrong, I will admit I am wrong.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2019 08:50 PM (dNzKv)

218 My grandfather made fishing trips down there almost every year.

Posted by: Malcolm Lowery, Under the Volcano at November 07, 2019 08:45 PM (xSo9G)


My uncle used to buy all his groceries there, back when he used to live in his van.

Posted by: Some Jackass at November 07, 2019 08:50 PM (2N7oZ)

219 Wait, polygamy is bad now? I thought anything goes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 08:50 PM (2B9A/)

220 Jeff can never be trusted again. He put his personal honor over the votes of 64 million Americans, and the future of his Nation
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster
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He had a choice of convenience, or dishonor. He chose convenience, he will receive dishonor. - Churchill, paraphrased

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 08:50 PM (xSo9G)

221 What the ever lovin' heck is wrong with Whoopie's
hair? She looks like Medusa who rolled all of her snakes around in
cigarette ashes. Good lord is she a gross, sloppy woman.


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 07, 2019 08:48 PM (JoUsr)

She's filming a movie and her hair needs to look like that for said movie.

Posted by: Vendette at November 07, 2019 08:50 PM (Yeuu4)

222 Says he wants back in the Senate to spur on other Senators to support Trump and to more strongly defend him.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 07, 2019 08:46 PM (96m0f)


I can't stay mad at Sessions. He never should have been chosen as AG.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 08:50 PM (H8QX8)

223 Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: JSchuler at November 07, 2019 08:51 PM (ySdHR)

224 They lived in Mexico, were Killed in Mexico, and have been buried in Mexico. That seems to be a tad more pertinent than drinking the occasional polygamy porter.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 07, 2019 08:51 PM (Bf3hj)

225 Jeff Sessionzzzzzzzzz the hero nobody asked for.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 07, 2019 08:36 PM (dNzKv)
**************
He was actually pretty good on Tucker's show.
Since leaving office he never went on any shows bashing Trump or wrote a tell- all book.
Supports the Trump agenda and thinks he's a great president.
Sadly, he was probably the most conservative
Senator in the Senate.
He knows the Senate, but I think he was in over head as AG.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2019 08:51 PM (wiXsO)

226 Or, Mexican cartels forced to confront Mormon history of violence.

Posted by: Timeline at November 07, 2019 08:51 PM (RKPlw)

227 Well I would rather have Sessions over Romney in the Senate any day. Will be interesting to see how Trump reacts to him

Posted by: Jen the original at November 07, 2019 08:51 PM (96m0f)

228 But it was that very Senate that tricked him into a promise to recuse.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 07, 2019 08:52 PM (Bf3hj)

229 219 Wait, polygamy is bad now? I thought anything goes?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

yeah, what about those cheat passes the cucks are giving out this MxMas?

Posted by: Schiff for Brains at November 07, 2019 08:52 PM (G546f)

230 ...forgot I was watching Canadian TV.

The commercials are always a bit odd.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 08:52 PM (vOiHe)

231 Says he wants back in the Senate to spur on other Senators to support Trump and to more strongly defend him.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 07, 2019 08:46 PM (96m0f)

Well, unless Matlock is on.

Posted by: Sleepy Jeff at November 07, 2019 08:52 PM (2N7oZ)

232 Always had a soft spot for that Lowry novel.
Posted by: garrett
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Yeah, the sock misspelled 'Lowry'. Dumb sock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 08:52 PM (CDGwz)

233 The Senate is Hell's Waiting Room.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 07, 2019 08:45 PM (Z+IKu)


But dayum, the Devil pays do well!

Posted by: Even Sleepy Jeff knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:52 PM (BiNEL)

234 I categorically deny that I scuttled into Epstein's cell, stung him into paralysis, and then used my big hairy legs to squeeze his neck until his hyoid bone snapped.

I am now in hiding under the floorboards at an undisclosed location. They're after me. Good thing I have eyes in the back of my head.

Posted by: Face-sized spider at November 07, 2019 08:52 PM (COzlW)

235 Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
Nine for for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie,
One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them
One ring to bring them all
and in the Darkness bind them.
In the Land of Mordor where Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 07, 2019 08:53 PM (LxTcq)

236 so

Posted by: Even Sleepy Jeff knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:53 PM (BiNEL)

237 Polygamy? Why, I can't even...

Posted by: Katie Hill at November 07, 2019 08:53 PM (CE5C/)

238 >>My grandfather made fishing trips down there almost every year.


HENRY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4GscuwNn9A

Posted by: NRPS at November 07, 2019 08:53 PM (vOiHe)

239 I think it would be pretty cool for Trump to send a few Seal teams over the border to leave a little message with those cartels, and I wouldn't doubt he is. MAGA

Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 08:53 PM (K22Va)

240 All Sessions had to do was remember who his boss was. He would have been a fine AG.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 07, 2019 08:54 PM (tA/XW)

241

Absolutely you can. I'm a dual, US and Canada, as are my siblings and my mom.
I do know that if I got into legal trouble in Canada (as in I did something wrong) and cried to the closest US consulate, they'd tell me to pound sand.
Posted by: Vendette at November 07, 2019 08:46 PM (Yeuu4)

Yes. "People who held dual citizenship since birth or childhood - or who became citizens of another country after becoming a US citizen and were not asked to renounce their previous citizenship - can remain dual citizens of the United States."

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)

242 Mueller would have never been if not for Sessions. I can't get past that, sorry.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 07, 2019 08:54 PM (Bf3hj)

243 ew off schiff sock

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 07, 2019 08:54 PM (G546f)

244 > Woman with multiple husbands is polyamory


Nope.

Being married to more than one person = polygamy
Man married to more than one woman = polygyny
Woman married to more than one man = polyandry
Being what used to just be called "a slut" = polyamory

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 08:54 PM (tJvHx)

245 Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
And when they finally made her
Mark Zaid ordered a slice of pepperoni.

Posted by: JSchuler at November 07, 2019 08:55 PM (ySdHR)

246 The commercials are always a bit odd.
Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 08:52 PM

Marge Gunderson: What do you mean by odd?

Perky blond whores: You know, odd. More than most commercials even.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 07, 2019 08:55 PM (COzlW)

247 230 ...forgot I was watching Canadian TV.

The commercials are always a bit odd.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 08:52 PM (vOiHe)


Of course. They're all speaking Canadian.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 08:55 PM (yQlY7)

248 I had an aunt who loved Mexico. She used to vacation there every year. This was during the 50s and 60s. I don't know if she had a favorite village, region, etc.
Posted by: rickl
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My grandfather made fishing trips down there almost every year.
Posted by: Malcolm Lowery, Under the Volcano at November 07, 2019 08:45 PM (xSo9G)

Yes, very popular destinations.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)

249 @115 Why would this horrendous crime put the spotlight on polygamy? There is no logical connection I can see.

---------------------

Definitely reaching, but...

The LDS settlements down there were originally started at least in part to avoid the US Government's persecution of the LDS Church over polygamy. So if someone says, "Gee, what were a bunch of white Mormon heretics doing down there," then someone else will reply, "That's where a bunch of Mormons moved a long time ago to avoid persecution over polygamy!"

Of course, anyone currently practicing polygamy is not a member of the LDS Church (at least, not if the Church finds out about it). But, hey, anything to make the Mormons - who typically present a clean-cut, god-fearing, good neighbor American image these days - look weird.

Posted by: junior at November 07, 2019 08:56 PM (Fp6vo)

250 > She's filming a movie and her hair needs to look like that for said movie.

Remake of Clash of the Titans set in the ghetto? With her as Medusa?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 08:56 PM (tJvHx)

251 When the war starts, the media goes first.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 07, 2019 08:56 PM (aR6C/)

252 Hmm, I think I went to school with a girl named Polly Amorie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 08:56 PM (HaL55)

253 Go watch your own commercials then, A!

Posted by: Canadian at November 07, 2019 08:56 PM (mU726)

254 Isn't Polly Amory is that new Disney teen star?

Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 08:57 PM (Tnijr)

255 Hrothgar @ 215- Damn right, Mexico probably don't want to upset the cartel by 'investigating' them. After all the cartel and the government is the same people ain't they?

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2019 08:57 PM (UUkQp)

256 Of course. They're all speaking Canadian.
Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 08:55 PM (yQlY7)


I'd like to visit there, is Canadian hard to learn!

Posted by: Even Sleepy Jeff knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:57 PM (BiNEL)

257 Being what used to just be called "a slut" = polyamory



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 08:54 PM (tJvHx)


So I was just ahead of my time.






















Posted by: Sandra F. at November 07, 2019 08:57 PM (2N7oZ)

258 I had an aunt who loved Mexico. She used to vacation there every year. This was during the 50s and 60s. I don't know if she had a favorite village, region, etc.
Posted by: rickl


Puerto Vallarta. Inspired by The Night of the Iguana, maybe.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 08:57 PM (zr5Kq)

259 But this does bring up a larger issue of birthright citizenship. They were all US citizens because of it (go to the States to give birth, go back to Mexico to live).


Canada spent a lot of money earlier this decade when things went haywire in Lebanon and the Canadian military airlifted a whole bunch of Lebanese-Canadians to Cyprus. Once things settled down, pretty much all of them went back to Lebanon. Many of them had never set a foot in Canada. As a result, the Harper government changed the law regarding how many generations can get citizenship from a relative. The Trudeau government reversed it.

Posted by: Vendette at November 07, 2019 08:57 PM (Yeuu4)

260 DJT just called me from VA. The state of.

Posted by: klaftern at November 07, 2019 08:58 PM (RuIsu)

261 Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2019 08:57 PM (UUkQp)

The Mex are ahead of us in many ways!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:58 PM (BiNEL)

262 I have to believe the Senate is much more Sleepy McNapSessionzzzzz' speed. He was certainly saying all the right things on TuCa tonight.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 08:58 PM (DU2N9)

263 I don't trust Sessions either and he's probably a cousin.


Everybody in Alabama is related to each other.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 08:58 PM (HaL55)

264 I'm all about wide open spaces.

Posted by: Sandra F. at November 07, 2019 08:58 PM (2N7oZ)

265 when the bewb hits the dick like a big cheesy stick
that's polly-o amore

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 07, 2019 08:58 PM (G546f)

266 CNN panel is spot on, as usual. Michael Bloomberg's candidacy is Trump's worst nightmare. He's richer, more successful, and less offensive than Trump, don't ya know?

I'm convinced!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 07, 2019 08:59 PM (COzlW)

267 Mrs D has the BS Seattle news on. They have gleefully reported how the local government has bested "the Trump Administration " 25 times out of 25 on court cases.
Of course they don't report almost all these issues came from the Obama administration.
Gawd I hate these assholes.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 07, 2019 08:59 PM (axyOa)

268 220. What dishonor are you talking about? Session s was told by numerous Justice Dept lawyers that he had to recuse himself and his own legal reading of the law told him the same thing. We can debate about whether he should have resigned immediately but then who would Trump have put in his place? He is now on his Third AG and half the posters here think he is useless. Sessions was also responsible for the reversal of many of Obamas horrible immigration policies.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 07, 2019 08:59 PM (96m0f)

269 @213 And yet the MSM is making the mainstream Mormons take the responsibility for the very group they expelled.

-------------------

We're used to it.

*shrug*

Some take it as a badge of honor. "They wouldn't attack us if we weren't so upstanding!" (note - not exact words)

Remember the ad during the Prop 8 campaign that had LDS missionaries storming into the apartment of a same sex couple?

Posted by: junior at November 07, 2019 08:59 PM (Fp6vo)

270 Wait...so Mexican Mormons killed Jeffrey Epstein?

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 07, 2019 08:59 PM (0jZvB)

271 Being what used to just be called "a slut" = polyamory



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 08:54 PM (tJvHx)


I thought that was Katie Hill

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 08:59 PM (hjWzb)

272 I am the patron saint of all well meaning polyamorous sluts who know, for a fact, that Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Max Prophet at November 07, 2019 09:00 PM (1q+Wv)

273 If they dyed their hair purple and said "F*ck your sky god!" while being polygamous, they'd be fucking heroes to these degenerates.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2019 09:00 PM (Ct55T)

274 >>Go watch your own commercials then, A!


It's like a whole 'nother planet up there.

Apparently, US Breakfast Cereal is legal tender up there. You can literally pay Canadians in Apple Jacks. They can't get enough of the stuff.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 09:00 PM (vOiHe)

275


Nice to see the collusion get even more intense and push insane partisan conspiracies...

These people are fucked in the head.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 07, 2019 09:00 PM (lg/F7)

276 263 I don't trust Sessions either and he's probably a cousin.


Everybody in Alabama is related to each other.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 08:58 PM (HaL55)

Lots of daddyuncles.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

277 > Yes, very popular destinations.

Yeah, I'm old enough to remember when you could go on vacation in Mexico and pretty much the worst thing that would happen would be a federale or local cop with his hand out. "I can just collect the fine right now, senor.... or I can take you to jail until the judge gets around to the case".
Minor corruption, but not murder.
Of course, the same was true in many small towns in the United States at the time.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:01 PM (tJvHx)

278 Coming to America is on. My favorite part is when Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: jsg at November 07, 2019 09:01 PM (0OuUt)

279 Is Tiny Mike planning to run (if he runs) as a Democrat? Because if so the only reason he's running is to keep Warren or Sanders from getting the nomination.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:01 PM (DU2N9)

280 Just imagine the storyline if some polyamours movie stars from LA had gone down there and gotten shot. They'd be demanding All Out War already.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 09:01 PM (V2Yro)

281 >> Wait...so Mexican Mormons killed Jeffrey Epstein?


Yep.

I just got the call from HQ.

We attack Toronto at down.

You heard me people. Put on a fresh pot of coffee and order up some Pizzas.

Operation: Otter is Go.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 09:02 PM (vOiHe)

282 > I thought that was Katie Hill
Yeah, exactly. As far as I know, she and her ex didn't actually go through any kind of marriage ceremony with the staffer, so it wasn't polygamy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:02 PM (tJvHx)

283 CNN panel is spot on, as usual. Michael Bloomberg's candidacy is Trump's worst nightmare. He's richer, more successful, and less offensive than Trump, don't ya know?

I'm convinced!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 07, 2019 08:59 PM



Me too! Early night, etc. Better start hoarding big gulps and smokes.

Posted by: Hands at November 07, 2019 09:02 PM (786Ro)

284 I think this may be lower even than the AL Baghdadi hagiographies and defenses of his honor by the likes of Creepy Smile Tater.

I forgot where I first heard about this yesterday. But it is truly disgusting.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 07, 2019 09:03 PM (9hauA)

285 It's like a whole 'nother planet up there.



Apparently, US Breakfast Cereal is legal tender up there. You can
literally pay Canadians in Apple Jacks. They can't get enough of the
stuff.


Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 09:00 PM (vOiHe)

You'd better not say, "Kraft Mac and Cheese." It's Kraft Dinner.

Posted by: Vendette at November 07, 2019 09:03 PM (Yeuu4)

286 Practically, it seems reasonable to have a priority of allegiance (like birthplace), but I do not think this is recognized/required in law.

I think I kind of covered that already in several posts.

And if they are dual citizens, why isn't the Mexican government the primary resource for resolution since it happened within the borders of Mexico?

We cannot rely on Mex to do what needs to be done - this is not somebody else were are defending. We are defending ourselves.


What happened to these people was a true tragedy, and totally independent of their professed citizenship, religion, marital status (or lack thereof).

Yes.


Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:49 PM (BiNEL)

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:03 PM (zr5Kq)

287 CNN panel is spot on, as usual. Michael Bloomberg's candidacy is Trump's worst nightmare.

Yeah, I'm sure a whiny, nanny-state former NYC mayor will play spectacularly in MI, PA, WI, IA, NH, ...

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:04 PM (DU2N9)

288 > You'd better not say, "Kraft Mac and Cheese." It's Kraft Dinner.

Not even in the most wild and wooly days of advertising in the United States could you have gotten away with calling that a "dinner".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:05 PM (tJvHx)

289 Okay, what is the idea here: http://bit.ly/36LpV6g

Overcompensation?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2019 09:05 PM (yQpMk)

290 Remember the ad during the Prop 8 campaign that had LDS missionaries storming into the apartment of a same sex couple?
Posted by: junior at November 07, 2019 08:59 PM



Was the ad for or against Prop 8?

Posted by: Hands at November 07, 2019 09:05 PM (786Ro)

291 141 n reality, I think they are more Mexican than American, read their history. Not that it matters, they did not deserve this. Julian LeBaron was interviewed by Vice, check it out.

===

right, it's pretty interesting. I don't know what they did wrong. one day the cartels showed up and started killing people.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 08:36 PM (FEQY4)


Cartel didn't just show up.

First, they ambushed the family members while they were travelling.

Second, there is a history of conflict between the families and criminals going back over 10 yrs. This incident is not the first time LeBaron family members have been murdered.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 07, 2019 09:05 PM (di1hb)

292 Coming to America is on. My favorite part is when Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: jsg at November 07, 2019 09:01 PM (0OuUt)

A man has the right to get killed in vatever jail he vants to. And if a man vants to be killed in jail, godammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and let the man be killed. Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Saul in the barbershop at November 07, 2019 09:05 PM (Z+IKu)

293 As was stated brilliantly by another 'ron, it's not like the USA is really much of a country anyway. We're really just an economic zone.
Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 08:31 PM (DU2N9)

you are missing the larger point, it seems.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:06 PM (zr5Kq)

294 Polly Amory? Is she the redhead with the big jugs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 09:06 PM (2B9A/)

295 Hey, did you drop your Bible on the ground there?

Posted by: Surprise Mormon Anal Otter at November 07, 2019 09:06 PM (oVQQC)

296 This turns a spotlight on the subversive and detrimental effect today's media has on society.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 07, 2019 09:06 PM (+0AKE)

297 Are these the same people who were defending 'trouples' last week?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 09:07 PM (oVJmc)

298 you are missing the larger point, it seems.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:06 PM (zr5Kq)

Probably not, but happy to hear it.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:07 PM (DU2N9)

299 Romney's grandparents lived in Mexico as part of a Mormon community. Romney's dad was born in Mexico and had dual citizenship.

Were Romney's grandparents polygamists?

Posted by: Timeline at November 07, 2019 09:07 PM (RKPlw)

300 Okay, what is the idea here: http://bit.ly/36LpV6g

Overcompensation?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2019 09:05 PM



Rough Rider = condom?

Posted by: Hands at November 07, 2019 09:07 PM (786Ro)

301 >> Coming to America is on. My favorite part is when Epstein didn't kill himself.



You are from Queens?

Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Kill Himself in Queens!

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at November 07, 2019 09:07 PM (vOiHe)

302
***PSA***

save the date...07DEC19 for the December mini MiMoMe

two words: axe throwing

Auburn Hills, Michigan

details soon

thatisall

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 07, 2019 09:08 PM (KCxzN)

303 OK, this is a generational thing, but,

Sports taught us to be gracious in victory, stoic in defeat, and that some things were JUST NOT DONE.

My guess is that NONE of these beta males who are writing this shit, ever played sports.

Why? because if you started to play dirty, then so did everyone else.

They never learned that lesson. They have neither a sense of decency, nor any idea of fair play.

And thus, they will reap what they sew.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 09:08 PM (NgKpN)

304 242 Mueller would have never been if not for Sessions. I can't get past that, sorry.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 07, 2019 08:54 PM (Bf3hj)


Maybe, but it was Rosenstein who decided to appoint a Special Counsel, for reasons I still don't understand. If it was primarily due to an article in the NYT that broadcast info leaked by Comey, Rosenstein should be hanged by his thumbs over a fire until dead.

Posted by: Gref at November 07, 2019 09:08 PM (AMIL/)

305 These people deserved to die, yet Ilhan Omar the brother f$&er is our hero.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2019 09:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

306 CNN panel is spot on, as usual. Michael Bloomberg's candidacy is Trump's worst nightmare.

Oh, another of Epstein's clients? Thanks for sending us your best, Democrats.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2019 09:08 PM (Y9zp1)

307 Not
even in the most wild and wooly days of advertising in the United
States could you have gotten away with calling that a "dinner".




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:05 PM (tJvHx)

Honest to goodness, the blue box that down here is Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is labeled Kraft Dinner up in Canada.

Posted by: Vendette at November 07, 2019 09:08 PM (Yeuu4)

308 She's filming a movie and her hair needs to look like that for said movie.


Posted by: Vendette at November 07, 2019 08:50 PM (Yeuu4)
Nightmare on Elm Street 8: Rise of Ugly Black Freddy

Posted by: ... at November 07, 2019 09:08 PM (uEbPt)

309 > Better start hoarding big gulps and smokes.

Tobacco seeds.

You can grow tobacco surprisingly far north (even up into Canada). You can't grow GOOD tobacco that far north, but you can grow tobacco.
And people suffering from nicotine withdrawal won't be too picky about the quality.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:08 PM (tJvHx)

310
Yeah, I'm sure a whiny, nanny-state former NYC mayor will play spectacularly in MI, PA, WI, IA, NH, ...
Posted by: DocJ
------

He'll be a big hit in the southern states.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 09:08 PM (xSo9G)

311 @41 Hmmm, what's another religion that also frequently practices polygamy. I can't think....can you help me out here?

-----------------

AFAIK, pretty much every non-Western religion at least permits it. I'm not sure why (since afaik, it predates the rise of Christianity), but the West seems to be the only region that forced everyone to adopt monogamy.

Posted by: junior at November 07, 2019 09:09 PM (Fp6vo)

312 Jeffrey Epstein did not distill himself.

Posted by: Old Pedo bourbon at November 07, 2019 09:09 PM (COzlW)

313 > Honest to goodness, the blue box that down here is Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is labeled Kraft Dinner up in Canada.
Yeah, I know. That's what I was talking about. Even under the old-school free-for-all advertising rules in the U.S., they'd never have dared to call it a "dinner" here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:09 PM (tJvHx)

314 Second, there is a history of conflict between the families and criminals going back over 10 yrs. This incident is not the first time LeBaron family members have been murdered.

===

right, I was talking about the Vice Documentary.

The cartels showed up in 80s...and started killing bitches. until the mormons did something.

before that, what exactly did they do wrong? Mexico is a nation of immigrants after all, and they score the rare white people from america demographic.

also, remember Seabiscuit? The rich in Cali would vaycay in Mexico, especially during prohibition. were they bad too?

trick question. whites always bad.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 09:09 PM (FEQY4)

315 Are these the same people who were defending 'trouples' last week?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at


There you go. Hypocrisy at its finest.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2019 09:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

316 And now the Democrat Party will be saved by.....

another old filthy rich white guy.

You couldn't make this shit up if you tried.

Posted by: ... at November 07, 2019 09:10 PM (uEbPt)

317 Probably not, but happy to hear it.
Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:07 PM (DU2N9)

Right there, first few sentences of Ace's post. AP thinks they deserved, because...a few here think they deserved it because.

"This is... absolutely disgusting."

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:11 PM (zr5Kq)

318 Sports taught us to be gracious in victory, stoic in defeat, and that some things were JUST NOT DONE.

I think that is a great point.

Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 09:11 PM (K22Va)

319 Yeah, I know. That's what I was talking about. Even
under the old-school free-for-all advertising rules in the U.S., they'd
never have dared to call it a "dinner" here.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:09 PM (tJvHx)

Worked for my family a bunch of times, except for me. I've always hated it, so I would eat something else.

Posted by: Vendette at November 07, 2019 09:11 PM (Yeuu4)

320 some irony in the violent early end wished to journalists here.


In Mexico, unlike here, there actually are journalists being threatened, and killed, in large numbers. I'm sure there is a vairety of scenarios, but many are definitely the type exposing local corruption or opposing the criminal degradation of the country.


And here a "court" orders the effing president of the country to not block someone on social media or a public library cancels an MFM subscription - *that* is a crisis for the brave truth-tellers.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 09:11 PM (QDnY+)

321 Hmmm, Michigan in December. Tempting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 09:11 PM (2B9A/)

322 Hey everybody.

It's always fun when you're eating dinner, you take a toothpick to clean out something between your teeth, and a 1956 Buick falls out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2019 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)

323 My running mate will be Bob Costass.

Posted by: Little Mikey Bloomberg at November 07, 2019 09:12 PM (EgshT)

324 Citizens living in other countries, notably dangerous ones, have always been a flashpoint for many governments. In the 19th Century, the Brits had a policy they called "The Sword follows the Cross" that allowed them to grab all the parts of Aftrica that they did.

The policy was very simple - they would "allow" (encourage) unarmed missionairies, young and very appealing to the public, to go into dangerous and uncivilized areas. Then they would wait for them to be slaughtered, which the first wave always would be, and then they'd send in an Expeditionary Force to wipe out any indigenous native forces and take the are over as a protectorate. They grabbed half of Africa that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 09:12 PM (V2Yro)

325 Good night!

Posted by: Ace of Spades



Exactly what the guards said to me on the night of August 9th 2019.

Posted by: Zombie Jeff Epstein who didn't kill himself at November 07, 2019 09:12 PM (786Ro)

326 > I'm not sure why (since afaik, it predates the rise of Christianity),
but the West seems to be the only region that forced everyone to adopt
monogamy.

Monogamy was Roman law, as promulgated by the Roman Catholic Church.

There's nothing in the Bible against polygamy, neither in the Old Testament or the New. The closest is the two verses in Timothy that state that a bishop/elder must be the "husband of one wife". So multiple wives weren't allowed for bishops, but still okay for everyone else.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:13 PM (tJvHx)

327 304 242 Mueller would have never been if not for Sessions. I can't get past that, sorry.

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 07, 2019 08:54 PM (Bf3hj)


Maybe, but it was Rosenstein who decided to appoint a Special Counsel, for reasons I still don't understand. If it was primarily due to an article in the NYT that broadcast info leaked by Comey, Rosenstein should be hanged by his thumbs over a fire until dead.
Posted by: Gref at November 07, 2019 09:08 PM (AMIL/)

the Flynn crap had nothing to do with Russian Collusion. Not a damn thing.

Sessions let it go forward on his watch, and did nothing.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 09:13 PM (NgKpN)

328 What I lack in stature I make up for in flatulence.

Posted by: Little Mikey Bloomberg at November 07, 2019 09:14 PM (EgshT)

329 315 Are these the same people who were defending 'trouples' last week?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at


There you go. Hypocrisy at its finest.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2019 09:09 PM (Ed8Zd)


It's hypocrisy, but it's really the application of one of Lenin's principles: Say what is most useful at the moment. Don't worry if it's true or false or inconsistent with your previous statements.

Posted by: Gref at November 07, 2019 09:14 PM (AMIL/)

330 OH, and the Manafort stuff?

Had nothing to do with Russian Collusion.

Sessions let it go forward on his watch.

Shall I continue?

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 09:14 PM (NgKpN)

331 Now do Islam, asshats.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 07, 2019 09:14 PM (JCrfD)

332 Ahh, the first dusting of snow makes me look forward to Christmas caroling this year.

Five Golden Rings!
Four calling birds
Three French hens
Two turtle doves
And Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 07, 2019 09:14 PM (jp0Bv)

333 Sessions interview with Tucker was interesting. Still appears to be extremely supportive of Trump and his ad for his campaign has him saying that he did not run out and write a book or go on TV criticizing Trump. Says he wants back in the Senate to spur on other Senators to support Trump and to more strongly defend him.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 07, 2019 08:46 PM (96m0f)

Nice.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2019 09:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

334 "This is... absolutely disgusting."
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:11 PM (zr5Kq)

I'm on record in this thread alone as pretty much not giving a shit whether some "journalist" get the shit beat out of xer so I thought that much was a given.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:14 PM (DU2N9)

335 good night, sweetheart.

Posted by: Have A Drink on Me at November 07, 2019 09:15 PM (4ceyg)

336 > In the 19th Century, the Brits had a policy they called "The Sword
follows the Cross" that allowed them to grab all the parts of Aftrica
that they did.


"This Government wants Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:15 PM (tJvHx)

337 It shows how clueless they all are. Billionaires be like, if Trump did it, I can do it.

No. No you can't.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 07, 2019 09:15 PM (COzlW)

338 This is how I know Trump is winning:

Flash Thursday Email Traffic: Del-Ton Echo 316L Optics Ready Matte Black 5.56 / .223 Rem 16-inch 30Rds

$399

http://bit.ly/2qw4S76

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2019 09:15 PM (yQpMk)

339
ABC: #releasetheepsteininterviews

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2019 09:15 PM (pNxlR)

340 So Bloomberg is gonna wind up running third party

right

Posted by: REDACTED at November 07, 2019 09:15 PM (rpxSz)

341 You gotta a little Globemaster stuck in your teeth dere.

Posted by: klaftern at November 07, 2019 09:15 PM (RuIsu)

342 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:13 PM (tJvHx)

Huh. Interesting question. Where did it come from then? It does seem to work if you compare cultures that have hewn to monogamy vs those that haven't.

Chesterton Fence argument? (let's see if that brings out that one guy who was really, really upset over Chesterton's fence. He did not just dislike the argument- it was personal.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 09:15 PM (2B9A/)

343 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:13 PM (tJvHx)

I actually have much less of a problem with Polygamy between consenting ADULTS (key there), than I do with Gay Marriage.

But then, I'm an old Testament kind of guy.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 09:16 PM (NgKpN)

344 or a public library cancels an MFM subscription - *that* is a crisis for the brave truth-tellers.

I almost forgot to thank them for their service. When is Veteran Reporter's Day?

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2019 09:16 PM (C78No)

345 There's nothing in the Bible against polygamy, neither in the Old Testament or the New. The closest is the two verses in Timothy that state that a bishop/elder must be the "husband of one wife". So multiple wives weren't allowed for bishops, but still okay for everyone else.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:13 PM (tJvHx)

I'll defer to others who know more about it, but seems that modern Christianity has very little in common with 1st and 2nd century Christianity.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:17 PM (DU2N9)

346 Michael Bloomberg, the billionaire former mayor of New York City, is opening the door to a 2020 Democratic presidential campaign, warning that the current field of candidates is ill equipped to defeat President Donald Trump.

Bloomberg, who initially ruled out a 2020 run, has not made a final decision on whether to jump into the race.




So Bloomy isn't officially in? He's probably waiting until he's in an undisclosed location surrounded by body guards so he can't commit suicide

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 09:17 PM (hjWzb)

347 A broom is drearily sweeping
Up the broken pieces of yesterday's life
Somewhere a queen is weeping
Somewhere a king has no wife

And the wind, it cries Epstein
(Didn't kill hisself)

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 09:17 PM (Eicbe)

348 The policy was very simple - they would "allow"
(encourage) unarmed missionairies, young and very appealing to the
public, to go into dangerous and uncivilized areas. Then they would
wait for them to be slaughtered, which the first wave always would be,
and then they'd send in an Expeditionary Force to wipe out any
indigenous native forces and take the are over as a protectorate. They
grabbed half of Africa that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 09:12 PM (V2Yro)


In many ways, this too is the story of how Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: davidt at November 07, 2019 09:17 PM (mU726)

349 The prospect of Bloomberg campaigning in Alabama as a Democrat is quite possibly the most hilarious thing ever.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 07, 2019 09:17 PM (JCrfD)

350 Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 09:16 PM (NgKpN)

My argument would be one more for human nature. It is natural for love to be jealous. If you are instead saying that you can have many wives or many husbands, someone is getting screwed (besides the obvious.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 09:18 PM (2B9A/)

351 @326 Monogamy was Roman law, as promulgated by the Roman Catholic Church.

There's nothing in the Bible against polygamy, neither in the Old Testament or the New. The closest is the two verses in Timothy that state that a bishop/elder must be the "husband of one wife". So multiple wives weren't allowed for bishops, but still okay for everyone else.

----------------

Thanks

/files it away on the off chance it'll be useful in the future

Posted by: junior at November 07, 2019 09:18 PM (Fp6vo)

352 333
Sessions interview with Tucker was interesting. Still appears to be
extremely supportive of Trump and his ad for his campaign has him saying
that he did not run out and write a book or go on TV criticizing Trump.
Says he wants back in the Senate to spur on other Senators to support
Trump and to more strongly defend him.

Or he's a lying piece of shit waiting to turn on Trump at just the right moment.

Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 09:18 PM (K22Va)

353 There's nothing in the Bible against polygamy, neither in the Old Testament or the New. The closest is the two verses in Timothy that state that a bishop/elder must be the "husband of one wife". So multiple wives weren't allowed for bishops, but still okay for everyone else.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:13 PM (tJvHx)
---
Matthew 19. It is Jesus teaching on marriage.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 09:19 PM (Eicbe)

354 Posted by: AltonJackson at November 07, 2019 09:08 PM (KCxzN)

Bring your own snow shovel, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 09:19 PM (BiNEL)

355 I think the real question is going to be - will the media have time to act this disgusting when stuff gets totally out of hand here in the US, or are they already on so many shit lists that it's largely irrelevant?

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at November 07, 2019 09:19 PM (67XdO)

356 "'Baby Trump' balloon heading to LSU-Alabama game"

http://bit.ly/2ClUpO8

I place the over-under on it's inflation at 10 minutes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2019 09:20 PM (yQpMk)

357 i think kennedy just called Bloomy a fat ass

Posted by: REDACTED at November 07, 2019 09:20 PM (rpxSz)

358 Bloomberg is 77. He is OLDER than Trump. No way he has a chance. Of course dems are desperate. Wall street is desperate.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:20 PM (zr5Kq)

359 Bloomberg running as a Democrat eliminates QuidProJoe and probably ButtJuice, giving him a no-worse than 1:3 shot at the nomination and a mano-a-midget battle with Trump - which he will lose.

Tiny Mike running 3rd party guarantees Trump wins 38-40 states.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:20 PM (DU2N9)

360 > Huh. Interesting question. Where did it come from then?

As I understand it (and this may be wrong, or at least a gross oversimplification), the Roman civilization's legal system advanced/became complicated enough that multiple spouses presented a legal nightmare for estates. What if one spouse has five kids with you and the other one has zero? Should they both get half the estate?

So the Romans punted by making it illegal to be married to more than one.

I think the same was true for most other advanced civilizations (e.g., the Chinese). You could have all the slave women, mistresses, concubines... you wanted, but they wouldn't be legal heirs.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:20 PM (tJvHx)

361 330 OH, and the Manafort stuff?

Had nothing to do with Russian Collusion.

Sessions let it go forward on his watch.

Shall I continue?

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 09:14 PM (NgKpN)


IIRC, Sessions recused himself from anything and everything "Russian" that supposedly touched Trump and/or any of his associates. Bad decision? Yup.

Posted by: Gref at November 07, 2019 09:20 PM (AMIL/)

362 I think we can go all the way back to genesis on that score.

Posted by: Gaius martius at November 07, 2019 09:20 PM (hMlTh)

363 Don Q both Flynn and Manafort were caught in the Early Russian Collusion Special council crap that Sessions had no ability to interfere in. The Special Council was the cover to get these guys. Before Trump inauguration the Dems and deep state were screaming he won via Russia and they began pursuing all of his appointees with the Russian B S including Sessions himself.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 07, 2019 09:20 PM (96m0f)

364
349 The prospect of Bloomberg campaigning in Alabama as a Democrat is quite possibly the most hilarious thing ever.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 07, 2019 09:17 PM (JCrfD)


Mikey B: Alabamans, I am pleased to be her... IS THAT A BIG GULP DRINK?! ** spazzes out **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2019 09:21 PM (pNxlR)

365 Didn't bloomberg run as in independent when he ran for his third term as mayor?

Posted by: not so at November 07, 2019 09:21 PM (HALdu)

366 And deuteronomy, and exodus, i dont know how that can be kosher.

Posted by: Gaius martius at November 07, 2019 09:21 PM (hMlTh)

367 Says he wants back in the Senate to spur on other Senators to support
Trump and to more strongly defend him.

Or he's a lying piece of shit waiting to turn on Trump at just the right moment.
Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 09:18 PM (K22Va)

hard to say now, because of recusal, isn't it.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)

368 Or he's a lying piece of shit waiting to turn on Trump at just the right moment.
Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 09:18 PM (K22Va)

had one job and he failed, badly

hope AL shows his lame ass the door

Posted by: REDACTED at November 07, 2019 09:22 PM (rpxSz)

369 I only have a list of people that I'm not voting for in the Alabama Senate primary.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2019 09:22 PM (yQpMk)

370 Yeah this is pretty sick but hardly unexpected.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:22 PM (NWiLs)

371 I trust Sessions roughly as much as I trust Pelosi. Fuck him sideways.

Posted by: ... at November 07, 2019 09:23 PM (uEbPt)

372 Don't worry if it's true or false or inconsistent with your previous statements.

Posted by: Gref at November 07, 2019 09:14 PM (AMIL/)

Comrade, there is no permanent truth! Truth is what the Party says it is today!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 09:23 PM (BiNEL)

373 > Matthew 19. It is Jesus teaching on marriage.

That says no divorces (except for adultery) and no remarriage after divorce.
It doesn't say anything about having more than one wife in the first place.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:23 PM (tJvHx)

374 @343 I actually have much less of a problem with Polygamy between consenting ADULTS (key there), than I do with Gay Marriage.

-----------------

It makes sense in certain very specific situations. For instance, if you've got a lot more living women than living men, polygamy is a smart move.

But it has its own attendant problems. For instance, if the rich older guys are marrying all the women, then the younger guys can't get married because all of the potential brides are already taken (which is apparently a problem in the polygamous communities in the US). And in-fighting between wives can be pretty fierce, particularly when there's jockeying over which son is going to get the primary inheritance from dear old Dad when he finally kicks the bucket.

Posted by: junior at November 07, 2019 09:23 PM (Fp6vo)

375 Flying out to St James
Gonna try me a lot of peaches
Flying out to St James
Gonna taste me a lot of peaches
Flying out to St James
Gonna have me a lot of peaches
Flying out to St James
Ghislaine picked me some brand new peaches

Peaches come from afar
Enticed them with cash and access to stars
And a splash of threads from Rodeo
If I had my little way
A new peach I'd have every day
As I lay out on my table

Flyin' Bill out here to St James
Gonna let him enjoy some peaches
Bringing out a Duke of House Windsor
Gonna let him have some peaches
Ehud Barak's been here
But never owned up to eating peaches
I'd bring out the other Barack
But he ain't too big on peaches

I take martinis with a lolita twist
We laugh at how our wives are all rightly pissed
As we bask in underage women
But their faux hate don't mean shit
For at my Manhattan penthouse table they'll sit
Grinning next to Katie Couric

Millions of bennies
As a gift to Fergie
Gave me permanent access
I give Andy peaches for free
Millions to William
On behalf of Hillary
Nets me even more friendships
For my degeneracy
Having done 18 months
Now I am free
Begging another prosecutor
A deal for leniency
It's Hill- look out!

Posted by: Fringe at November 07, 2019 09:23 PM (vx54i)

376 My argument would be one more for human nature. It is natural for love to be jealous. If you are instead saying that you can have many wives or many husbands, someone is getting screwed (besides the obvious.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 09:18 PM (2B9A/)

Yet if you look at the totality of Human history, Polygamy was 'legal' for the vast majority of cultures.

And that choice (of getting screwed) would be up to the people involved.

Its not my place to tell them no, just because 'I' would not do it.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 09:23 PM (NgKpN)

377 Hey, Insomniac, did you get may email from the other day ? few days back ?

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

378 I KEEEEEEL YOU!!!!

Posted by: Mormon murdering Mexican drug cartel goons at November 07, 2019 09:24 PM (OKp8N)

379 The prospect of Bloomberg campaigning in Alabama as a Democrat is quite possibly the most hilarious thing ever.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 07, 2019 09:17 PM (JCrfD)

Mikey B: Alabamans, I am pleased to be her... IS THAT A BIG GULP DRINK?! ** spazzes out **

Three words: Black. Pentecostal. Church.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 07, 2019 09:24 PM (JCrfD)

380 nah, sessions played by one set of rules and let the Weissmann John Doe inquisition play without rules.

he recused himself why? I guess from talking to the russian ambassador? so fucking stupid.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 09:24 PM (FEQY4)

381 There's nothing in the Bible against polygamy, neither in the Old Testament or the New. The closest is the two verses in Timothy that state that a bishop/elder must be the "husband of one wife". So multiple wives weren't allowed for bishops, but still okay for everyone else.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:13 PM (tJvHx)

Actually - this has been a topic of discussion several times with both Christians and Jews I've known, and there *is* teaching against in what we Christians call the Old Testament (Law & the Prophets, etc), but it's quite subtle. (the best teachings are the subtle ones)

When you examine the stories of the patriarchs, and other notable historical figures in the books, the ones with multiple wives *always* suffer and got through great grief because of it. The children grow up, and war starts withing the family because one wives sons are favored. The original reason Joseph's brothers hated him putting on airs was because he had a different mother than they did. Davids kingdom was wracked with rebellion and instability because of too many wives.

On the other hand, when there is a stable, god fearing character who lives a good, peaceful life and who is blessed, he is *always* shown with one wife only, and they are dedicated to each other. (Boaz and Ruth, frex)

So it's there. It's just under the surface, but the lesson is clear, if you want a blessed and peaceful life, stick to one wife.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 09:24 PM (V2Yro)

382 Come on NY Times and LA Times, are you really going to let the AP top your anti-Mormon insanity ?

Posted by: deadrody at November 07, 2019 09:25 PM (/jrmI)

383 Posted by: junior at November 07, 2019 09:23 PM (Fp6vo)

And monogamous marriage has no problems?

Look at all the divorces right after the kids leave home, at the behest of the wife.

Nothing is perfect. What I'm saying is its not MY place to decide for others.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 09:25 PM (NgKpN)

384 > For instance, if you've got a lot more living women than living men, polygamy is a smart move.


As was often the case when many men were killed young in battle.

It is no coincidence that the early Mormon Church made many converts among Englishwomen, given that so many of their menfolk had gone off to die for King/Queen and Country.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:25 PM (tJvHx)

385
I think with Monotheism, one wife became a standard.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)

386 Its not my place to tell them no, just because 'I' would not do it.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 09:23 PM (NgKpN)

I usually default the same way and would probably be against the attendant legal strictures.

On the other hand, one could point out there is a compelling slippery slope point to be made on recent history where social pressure is not sufficient and people do stupid shit which no longer involves just them.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 09:27 PM (2B9A/)

387 if you want a blessed and peaceful life, stick to one wife.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 09:24 PM (V2Yro)

Happy WIFE (!), Happy Life!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 09:27 PM (BiNEL)

388 @383 And monogamous marriage has no problems?

Look at all the divorces right after the kids leave home, at the behest of the wife.

Nothing is perfect. What I'm saying is its not MY place to decide for others.

----------------

Divorce at the behest of the wife is a relatively new phenomenon. It only exists because women can now independently support themselves. When polygamy was a *thing*, that generally wasn't the case. A woman relied on her husband as the sole means of support.

Posted by: junior at November 07, 2019 09:28 PM (Fp6vo)

389 Of course Islam is monotheistic. never mind. maybe its a desert thing.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)

390 377 Hey, Insomniac, did you get may email from the other day ? few days back ?
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

Yes, thank you! I appreciate the suggestions and am trying to sort out what I'm going to do. My head's been swimming a bit recently.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

391 Shouldn't it be EDNKH?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 09:28 PM (2B9A/)

392 More than 1 wife ?

"Jesus Wept"

Posted by: jsg at November 07, 2019 09:28 PM (0OuUt)

393 Sessions had been in DC long enough to know that he was walking into a hornets nest when he took over, essentially, Obama's DOJ. He either didn't, in which case his judgement is questionable at best, or knew it and was just not at all up to the job.

Either way, it's Alabama's call but I sure hope they pick someone else to run against who should be dead-senator-walking.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:28 PM (DU2N9)

394 389 Of course Islam is monotheistic. never mind. maybe its a desert thing.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)

Or just an asshole thing. Assholes are always with us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 09:29 PM (2B9A/)

395 For instance, if you've got a lot more living women than living men, polygamy is a smart move.
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Cf. Paraguay after the War of the Triple Alliance.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 07, 2019 09:29 PM (3Z6pZ)

396 384 > For instance, if you've got a lot more living women than living men, polygamy is a smart move.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:25 PM (tJvHx)


Damned straight! Mr, President, we can't allow a Mine Shaft or a Polygamy Gap!

Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at November 07, 2019 09:29 PM (AMIL/)

397 I just can't get into my head that I should trust Sessions in the Senate, or anywhere else near a lever of power!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 09:29 PM (BiNEL)

398 I read today at HotAir that Don Jr showed up on The View today chewing gum and kicking ass, and he ran out gum early.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2019 09:30 PM (L2ZTs)

399 @390 - OK, good.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:30 PM (zr5Kq)

400 So it's there. It's just under the surface, but the lesson is clear, if you want a blessed and peaceful life, stick to one wife.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 09:24 PM (V2Yro)

Jesus is quite explicit about his change to what is tolerated under his new teaching about marriage in Matthew 19. It's not a subtle change. The apostles even react that it is better for a man not to marry--and Jesus doesn't back off one bit. Not everybody can receive his teaching, but if you follow him, you must.

It's actually pretty dramatically demonstrated. When Israel was the plan, marriage was social. With Jesus, it becomes devotional, and a way for us to understand the Father's marriage to Israel and Jesus' wedding to the Church.

It was sanctified and used for God's purposes as devotion to God.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 09:30 PM (Eicbe)

401 Says he wants back in the Senate to spur on other Senators to support

Trump and to more strongly defend him.



You don't need to be in the Senate to do that, Jeffro. Just start crashing their cocktail parties. You should still be welcome there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 09:31 PM (HaL55)

402 Either way, it's Alabama's call but I sure hope they pick someone else to run against who should be dead-senator-walking.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:28 PM (DU2N9)


Moore. There's a good chance he'll win the nomination again with such a crowded field.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 09:31 PM (TLxpZ)

403 355 I think the real question is going to be - will the media have time to act this disgusting when stuff gets totally out of hand here in the US, or are they already on so many shit lists that it's largely irrelevant?
Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at November 07, 2019 09:19 PM (67XdO


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The media will be no less on the receiving end than Democrat politicians and Antifa when things get out of hand, so I suspect they'll either be on their best behavior, in hiding, or on the run to be disgusting for very long.

Posted by: deadrody at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (/jrmI)

404 Shouldn't it be EDNKH?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 09:28 PM (2B9A/)

Embrace the power of contractions!

Although I agree that EDNKH is perhaps a bit more forceful!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (BiNEL)

405 Moore...why does that name sound familiar ???

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)

406 It was sanctified and used for God's purposes as devotion to God.
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 09:30 PM (Eicbe)

Ha! Ha ha ha!

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
*wipes tears from eyes*
*whew*
Oh man, that's a good one!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

407 "Leftism is a kind of playing with fire by people who do not understand that fire is hot." George Orwell.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 08:34 PM (H8QX

Holy shit. Doomed to repeat history.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (1CjJc)

408 Either way, it's Alabama's call but I sure hope they pick someone else to run against who should be dead-senator-walking.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:28 PM (DU2N9)


Moore. There's a good chance he'll win the nomination again with such a crowded field.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 09:31 PM (TLxpZ)

Then Doug Jones may as well settle in for another 6-years.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (DU2N9)

409 what was the point of divorce back in the old days? No one wanted to marry a women not in her youth and not a virgin. It seems to me, that rather than being about the poontang (well, inasmuch as marriage can not be about poon), that polygamy was a soft divorce that kept the wife and kid in the tent while a new wife was brought in.

If you ever met a woman, you may have noticed they're kinda good at organizing hierarchies, so it's not as if this was the worst outcome for the first wives club.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (FEQY4)

410 Just saw a 30-sec Sessions ad. I'm leaning towards Q on this one: trust Sessions, he played his role.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (Ydn2k)

411 Are media corporations this depraved? I understand these little millenial journo majors are evil shits, but this garbage makes it past the editors too. Is everyone involved with this heinous shit okay with this?

Burn it to the fucking ground.

Posted by: UGAdawg at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (tRd71)

412 405 Moore...why does that name sound familiar ???
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)

Roger. Alan.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

413 Or just an asshole thing. Assholes are always with us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 09:29 PM (2B9A/)


there is always polyamory

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)

414 (to the tune of the Spider-Man theme)

Got bad hair, barely sane
Can't stand up even with a cane
Lots of graft, hides her loot
Looks like crap in her blue pantsuit
Look out!
Here comes the Hillary...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2019 09:33 PM (L2ZTs)

415 Am I the only one wondering about this?

I don't believe the official story here. How could i?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

The story at chron.com gives reason to pause and wonder. I am no longer suprised.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...angry homosapian at November 07, 2019 09:33 PM (vSTQF)

416 Are media corporations this depraved?
Posted by: UGAdawg at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (tRd71)

In a word? Yes.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:34 PM (DU2N9)

417 @409 what was the point of divorce back in the old days?

----------------

Divorce was supposed to be used as a remedy for things like infidelity - i.e. when one of the partners had already effectively rendered the marriage null and void.

Posted by: junior at November 07, 2019 09:34 PM (Fp6vo)

418 Latest polls show

48% approve of Trump
27% Dems like Biden0.0% of Blacks will vote for Boot-gig100% agree Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: Ripley at November 07, 2019 09:34 PM (NbRJx)

419 There's a good chance he'll win the nomination again with such a crowded field.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 09:31 PM (TLxpZ


Name recognition is vastly under-rated!

Posted by: Even Ad Council Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 09:34 PM (BiNEL)

420 Sessions is in his early 70s. He's already spent 2 decades in the senate. Is Alabama's conservative bench so thin that there's no one who can run other than him and Moore?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 07, 2019 09:34 PM (H5knJ)

421 Roy.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 09:34 PM (TLxpZ)

422 My stand on polygamy would be what I perceive to be the teaching on it I was describing above. I'm not going to say there's some big Thou Shalt Not moral command, but I would advise someone "Hey you wanna do it, knock yourself out. It's gonna give you endless grief and you're gonna regret it to your dying day, but if that's how you want to play it, go right ahead."

btw, modern example - why do you think Katie Hill's "throuple " turned out that way? Like maybe they all end up that way sooner or later?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 09:35 PM (V2Yro)

423 I really need to work on becoming an asshole, I think. Seems to be the answer.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:35 PM (NWiLs)

424 So it's there. It's just under the surface, but the lesson is clear,
if you want a blessed and peaceful life, stick to one wife.



Why any sane man would want more than one is a mystery to me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 09:35 PM (HaL55)

425 Divorce was supposed to be used as a remedy for things like infidelity - i.e. when one of the partners had already effectively rendered the marriage null and void.

-====

right. so a guy, at least a guy with means, wouldn't throw the first wife out unless she was real bad. Otherwise, I don't think most guys would want to deal with the first wives begging in the streets or the water works as you kicked them out of the tent

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 09:35 PM (FEQY4)

426 420
Sessions is in his early 70s. He's already spent 2 decades in the
senate. Is Alabama's conservative bench so thin that there's no one who
can run other than him and Moore?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 07, 2019 09:34 PM (H5knJ)

The problem is there's about 10 running.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 09:36 PM (TLxpZ)

427 420 Sessions is in his early 70s. He's already spent 2 decades in the senate. Is Alabama's conservative bench so thin that there's no one who can run other than him and Moore?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 07, 2019 09:34 PM (H5knJ)

GO TOMMY TUBERVILLE GO!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 09:36 PM (V2Yro)

428 "That says no divorces (except for adultery) and no remarriage after divorce.
It doesn't say anything about having more than one wife in the first place."


It was a long time ago but if memory serves there was a lot of -married for a day- going on which was an offense to the old law.

Posted by: Timeline at November 07, 2019 09:37 PM (RKPlw)

429 Divorce was supposed to be used as a remedy for things like infidelity - i.e. when one of the partners had already effectively rendered the marriage null and void.
Posted by: junior at November 07, 2019 09:34 PM (Fp6vo)

Though now the unfaithful partner can cheat, file for divorce, and pick the non-cheating spouse clean on the way out. Some remedy.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:37 PM (NWiLs)

430 I really need to work on becoming an asshole, I think. Seems to be the answer.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:35 PM (NWiLs)


may attract the wrong crowd

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:37 PM (zr5Kq)

431 Ha! Ha ha ha!

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
*wipes tears from eyes*
*whew*
Oh man, that's a good one!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (NWiLs)
---
I don't get the joke. The Lord said don't murder, yet people are murdered. He says don't falsely testify against your neighbor and yet people do. He said "Fear Not", and many people--including me--fight fear as a daily struggle.

He said, through Paul, don't quarrel. And people quarrel.

I don't see how the failure of a single marriage--or multiple marriages are any different.

But the discipline is the same. Follow the Lord's paths, and you learn the pattern of His wisdom.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 09:37 PM (Eicbe)

432 Moore's already made it clear that he has no effective counter to the attacks that we know will come in the general election.

Posted by: junior at November 07, 2019 09:37 PM (Fp6vo)

433 *sigh* duty calls . . .

Trump LIED about giving a medal to ABC Covered Up Epstein Story!!! THAT PHOTO IS ALTERED!!!!!!

He must be IMPEAChed!...

*I'm so tired*

Posted by: WaterCow at November 07, 2019 09:38 PM (AFqcW)

434 i always stayed in san jose del cabo, but 2008 was the last time after i got a good look at their airport "security"

the movie, traffic cemented my decision too.

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 07, 2019 09:38 PM (WckfY)

435 Roy.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 09:34 PM (TLxpZ)


Rogers ? kidding. hope they don't run Moore again. there have got to be better candidates in the great state of Alabama

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:38 PM (zr5Kq)

436
Moore...why does that name sound familiar ???

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (zr5Kq)



He played James Bond from 1973 to 1985

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 09:39 PM (hjWzb)

437 Moore. There's a good chance he'll win the nomination again with such a crowded field.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 09:31 PM (TLxpZ)

Then Doug Jones may as well settle in for another 6-years.
Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:32 PM (DU2N9)
************
Trump needs to make sure Moore is NOT the Republican nominee.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2019 09:39 PM (wiXsO)

438 *I'm so tired*

Posted by: WaterCow at November 07, 2019 09:38 PM (AFqcW)


Well, you could consider putting yourself out to pasture!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 09:39 PM (BiNEL)

439
Rogers ? kidding. hope they don't run Moore again. there have got to be better candidates in the great state of Alabama


Mo Brooks? I don't know anything much about him or how conservative he may be.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 09:40 PM (HaL55)

440 432 Moore's already made it clear that he has no effective counter to the attacks that we know will come in the general election.
Posted by: junior at November 07, 2019 09:37 PM (Fp6vo)

This would be my point, he may be some great guy in some way I do not see, but lets not keep trying to shove a square peg in a round hole. People have made up their mind and they do not like him for one reason or another.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 09:41 PM (2B9A/)

441 Strawberries, peaches, blueberries, whipped cream.

Posted by: Timeline at November 07, 2019 09:42 PM (RKPlw)

442 Seems these bastards are doubling down. Per GP the Dems are looking at three articles of impeachment against President Trump. Evil never quits.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 07, 2019 09:42 PM (ERCX4)

443 Trump needs to make sure Moore is NOT the Republican nominee.


I think non-Alabamians should stay out of the primary this time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2019 09:42 PM (yQpMk)

444 429 Divorce was supposed to be used as a remedy for things like infidelity - i.e. when one of the partners had already effectively rendered the marriage null and void.
Posted by: junior at November 07, 2019 09:34 PM (Fp6vo)

Though now the unfaithful partner can cheat, file for divorce, and pick the non-cheating spouse clean on the way out. Some remedy.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:37 PM (NWiLs

Grew up with a guy who married his high school sweetheart. He was very successful and faulthdul. They had 4 kids lived in a million dollar house. She cheated on him with the CrossFit trainer. She got teh house, kids, he pays alimony and child support and lost his job lives in section 8 housing. The CrossFit trainer lives in his million dollar house with his kids with his highschool sweetheart.

Posted by: rope manufacturers at November 07, 2019 09:42 PM (YmfOS)

445 I don't see how the failure of a single marriage--or multiple marriages are any different.

But the discipline is the same. Follow the Lord's paths, and you learn the pattern of His wisdom.
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 09:37 PM (Eicbe)

Because the theoretical Platonic true form and the actual practice are so far apart it's laughable, man. HAAA HAAA!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:43 PM (NWiLs)

446 From the geniuses at Yahoo:

In the Warren-Biden battle, sexism could be her undoing


Of course. It would have nothing to do with the fact that she's an unlikable, bitter, miserable scold.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 09:43 PM (hjWzb)

447 I'm told the prospect of Moore winning the nomination with like 20-25% of the vote is a major reason Session is being pushed to run.

I've been trying to think of a good Matlock joke for about 4 hours. Nothing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 09:43 PM (TLxpZ)

448 Roy Rogers would probably make a good senator.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 09:43 PM (2B9A/)

449 Hey guys and gals,

I'm just not feeling it tonight. Can you all call each other Nazis tonight? Better yet, if Kurt stops by, just let him go for a few posts. You know, show some mild irritation, the usual stuff. That'd be so great.

OPen you're . . . whatever.

Posted by: WaterCow at November 07, 2019 09:43 PM (AFqcW)

450 430 I really need to work on becoming an asshole, I think. Seems to be the answer.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:35 PM (NWiLs)


may attract the wrong crowd
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:37 PM (zr5Kq)

Hmmm. Maybe. But the question is whether the potential rewards outweigh the potential risks.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:44 PM (NWiLs)

451 Actually, I understand this argument at one level, but I am not so sure that we need to mount major foreign initiatives for American citizens that voluntarily choose to live in high risk/threat areas overseas!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:29 PM (BiNEL)


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Protecting actual American citizens abroad, behind protecting the US homeland is military priority #2 overall.

American citizens in the US come first, then US citizens abroad, then US allies.

Those are the only legitimate priorities of the US military.

Posted by: deadrody at November 07, 2019 09:44 PM (/jrmI)

452 My cows are yuge and luxurious. They are out standing in their field.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 07, 2019 09:44 PM (DMUuz)

453 Honest to goodness, the blue box that down here is Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is labeled Kraft Dinner up in Canada.
Posted by: Vendette at November 07, 2019 09:08 PM (Yeuu4)

Well, to call that orange dust "cheese" is just a bridge too far. It may not be much of a dinner, but it could be a dinner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2019 09:44 PM (/sgva)

454
never mind. maybe its a desert thing.
Posted by: runner


I like pie.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 07, 2019 09:44 PM (aKsyK)

455 Of course. It would have nothing to do with the fact that she's an unlikable, bitter, miserable scold.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2019 09:43 PM (hjWzb)


H8r!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 09:44 PM (BiNEL)

456 Welp, I'm still awake.

Don Jr. coming up on Hannity to give behind the scenes dirt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 09:44 PM (ptqGC)

457 452 My cows are yuge and luxurious. They are out standing in their field.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 07, 2019 09:44 PM (DMUuz)

And all whackin' it...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:45 PM (NWiLs)

458 3 AoI's?

lemme guess

purely political personal gain
obstructing congress
being orange and bad

well,just because the insane lunatic democrat base wants it to happen doesn't really mean much. They're doing their work in the basement and haven't had one cross exam in public.

The senate will be a bloodbath

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 09:45 PM (FEQY4)

459 From The View. I guess I am nearly asleep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2019 09:45 PM (ptqGC)

460 Who doesn't love pie?

Key lime or spiced apple sound good to me right now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 09:45 PM (2B9A/)

461 Grew up with a guy who married his high school sweetheart. He was very
successful and faulthdul. They had 4 kids lived in a million dollar
house. She cheated on him with the CrossFit trainer. She got teh house,
kids, he pays alimony and child support and lost his job lives in
section 8 housing. The CrossFit trainer lives in his million dollar
house with his kids with his highschool sweetheart.

I'm not always surprised when someone is driven to take a life.

Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 09:46 PM (K22Va)

462 I kinda had a hard time adjusting to Liz Wheeler on OANN after I quit most of Fox but she's slowly wearing me down after I saw some full pics of her. Plus her name sounds like a biker chick. And she never says Tick Toc.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 07, 2019 09:46 PM (bttOm)

463 It may not be much of a dinner, but it could be a dinner.
Cut up some hot dogs and throw them in with the macaroni.

Posted by: Panhandler at November 07, 2019 09:46 PM (S/rwf)

464 the three AoI's

one count of doing what biden actually did
one count of obstructing congress by not confessing
one count of Esptein did not kill himself

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 09:46 PM (FEQY4)

465 Posted by: deadrody at November 07, 2019 09:44 PM (/jrmI)

Where do ex-pats fall in your hierarchy?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 09:46 PM (BiNEL)

466 Roy Moore is Alabama's version of Martha Coakley (former MA AG, lost to Scott Brown in a Senate special election in 2010, then lost to Charlie Baker for MA GOV in 2014).

Chronic electoral under-performer.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:46 PM (DU2N9)

467 They grabbed half of Africa that way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 09:12 PM (V2Yro)

And why should they not have? It's not like the Africans were doing anything useful with it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2019 09:46 PM (/sgva)

468 Posted by: WaterCow at November 07, 2019 09:43 PM (AFqcW)

what ? dual citizenship flareup did not grab you ? nazi !


Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:46 PM (zr5Kq)

469 461 Grew up with a guy who married his high school sweetheart. He was very
successful and faulthdul. They had 4 kids lived in a million dollar
house. She cheated on him with the CrossFit trainer. She got teh house,
kids, he pays alimony and child support and lost his job lives in
section 8 housing. The CrossFit trainer lives in his million dollar
house with his kids with his highschool sweetheart.

I'm not always surprised when someone is driven to take a life.
Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 09:46 PM (K22Va)

The pattern of God's wisdom right there!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:47 PM (NWiLs)

470 I'm not always surprised when someone is driven to take a life.


Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 09:46 PM (K22Va)


Crossfit accident. If it can happen to Harry Reid it can happen to anybody.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 09:47 PM (TLxpZ)

471 461 Grew up with a guy who married his high school sweetheart. He was very
successful and faulthdul. They had 4 kids lived in a million dollar
house. She cheated on him with the CrossFit trainer. She got teh house,
kids, he pays alimony and child support and lost his job lives in
section 8 housing. The CrossFit trainer lives in his million dollar
house with his kids with his highschool sweetheart.

I'm not always surprised when someone is driven to take a life.
Posted by: dartist

I didn't want to say it, but since you did; those were my thoughts exactly.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 07, 2019 09:48 PM (Ti7bZ)

472 @381 That's pretty subtle, all right.


For certain values of "Pulled my familiar and comfortable social assumptions right square out of my ass and now claim scriptural authority for it."


Is this what your Men's Group does at Bible Study?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 07, 2019 09:48 PM (oRpiG)

473 465
Posted by: deadrody at November 07, 2019 09:44 PM (/jrmI)



Where do ex-pats fall in your hierarchy?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 09:46 PM (BiNEL)

Hot babes or no?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 09:48 PM (1CjJc)

474 470 I'm not always surprised when someone is driven to take a life.


Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 09:46 PM (K22Va)


Crossfit accident. If it can happen to Harry Reid it can happen to anybody.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 09:47 PM (TLxpZ

Nobody would believe it with the pansy-ass poundage they typically use.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

475 American citizens in the US come first, then US citizens abroad, then US allies.

Donald Fucking Trump!

Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 09:48 PM (K22Va)

476 Fry some cut up Italian sausage and mix into the Mac-n-Cheese. Or bacon.

Posted by: davidt at November 07, 2019 09:48 PM (mU726)

477 Look. I really don't want to argue. But here is Matthew 19:5
---
Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh
---
"Anthropon" and "gyn" are distinctly singular. IF that doesn't mean enough, it's right there in the numbers. "two"-> one flesh.

And Jesus explains in 8: "8 He said to them, 'Because of your hardness of heart Moses allowed you to divorce your wives, but from the beginning it was not so.'"

Because of the hardness of mens' hearts, marriage has been allowed to be other.
---
But he said to them, "Not everyone can receive this saying, but only those to whom it is given. 12 For there are eunuchs who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by men, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Let the one who is able to receive this receive it."
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Thus the out is a "eunuch", that is sex sacrificed for another devotion to God.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 09:48 PM (Eicbe)

478 Crossfit accident. If it can happen to Harry Reid it can happen to anybody.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 09:47 PM (TLxpZ)

Is crossfit even still a thing? I thought the hot new fitness trend was to do group dancing while someone screams at you in german?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 09:48 PM (2B9A/)

479 Nood: ont

Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 07, 2019 09:49 PM (Ti7bZ)

480 trump has had a busy presidency, especially with traitorous fucks like Ryan blocking his agenda, gormless worms like turtle letting resolutions supporting the current media spin pass the senate (muh commie kurds!), Hawaiian Judges, SDNY, Mueller/Weissmann, and now Schiff making up the narrartive of a phone call to bring about an ultimately-doomed-impeachment-effort-that-will-only-boost-trump-in-2020 bid.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 09:49 PM (FEQY4)

481 American citizens in the US come first, then US citizens abroad, then US allies.

Donald Fucking Trump!
Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 09:48 PM (K22Va)

something like that

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2019 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)

482 Seems these bastards are doubling down. Per GP the Dems are looking at three articles of impeachment against President Trump. Evil never quits.
Posted by: Floridachick at November 07, 2019 09:42 PM (ERCX4)

Well, it's GP so take it with so many grains of salt. One is going to be "Obstruction of Justice" which you can pretty much make up out of whole cloth. Can't for the life of me imagine what the other two could possibly be.

Posted by: DocJ at November 07, 2019 09:50 PM (DU2N9)

483 WD Nood!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 09:50 PM (BiNEL)

484 463 It may not be much of a dinner, but it could be a dinner. Cut up some hot dogs and throw them in with the macaroni.

===

divorce is a bitch

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 09:50 PM (FEQY4)

485 Grew up with a guy who married his high school sweetheart. He was very

successful and faulthdul. They had 4 kids lived in a million dollar

house. She cheated on him with the CrossFit trainer. She got teh house,

kids, he pays alimony and child support and lost his job lives in

section 8 housing. The CrossFit trainer lives in his million dollar

house with his kids with his highschool sweetheart.

I'm not always surprised when someone is driven to take a life.


Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2019 09:46 PM (K22Va)


Yeah, no shit. Usually that ends up with the walls decorated with the lovely couple's body parts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2019 09:51 PM (9Om/r)

486 Grew up with a guy who married his high school sweetheart. He was very
successful and faulthdul. They had 4 kids lived in a million dollar
house. She cheated on him with the CrossFit trainer. She got teh house,
kids, he pays alimony and child support and lost his job lives in
section 8 housing. The CrossFit trainer lives in his million dollar
house with his kids with his highschool sweetheart.

I'm not always surprised when someone is driven to take a life.
Posted by: dartist

Many of those situations are expoilted by child molesters. That CrossFit guy could be banging smoking hot 19yolds that don't even know his name. Why is he doing this guys wife?

Posted by: Jean at November 07, 2019 09:52 PM (B7KlG)

487 > IF that doesn't mean enough, it's right there in the numbers. "two"-> one flesh.

Cough... Trinity... cough....

In point of fact, polygamy was very, very common in Jewish culture at the time.
If Jesus had wanted to ban it, he would have said so. Directly. You're parsing the words like a lawyer.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 07, 2019 09:53 PM (tJvHx)

488 For certain values of "Pulled my familiar and comfortable social assumptions right square out of my ass and now claim scriptural authority for it."

Is this what your Men's Group does at Bible Study?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 07, 2019 09:48 PM (oRpiG)
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You want some fries with that smug.

You always play psychic to pretend-win an argument?

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 09:54 PM (Eicbe)

489 "480 trump has had a busy presidency, especially with traitorous fucks like Ryan blocking his agenda, gormless worms like turtle letting resolutions supporting the current media spin pass the senate (muh commie kurds!), Hawaiian Judges, SDNY, Mueller/Weissmann, and now Schiff making up the narrartive of a phone call to bring about an ultimately-doomed-impeachment-effort-that-will-only-boost-trump-in-2020 bid."

Speaking of gormless worms and the McConnell-led Senate: HuffPo had a glowing piece today about how Republican senators are dribbling trouser gravy over the prospect they may have to act on their hollow promises to call the Biden kleptocrats as witnesses. Whole lots of "muh principles" declarations emanating from the cuck pit about why it would be the worstest thing ever to call principle fact witnesses who just stole some shit from the American people.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 07, 2019 09:58 PM (iw59Q)

490 Where is the primary allegiance of a dual citizen?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

Whichever country has the lowest taxes, sunniest beaches and the most beautiful women most likely to put out?

Posted by: Robert believes we need to be pragmatic about these things at November 07, 2019 10:01 PM (iSOSE)

491 Cough... Trinity... cough....

In point of fact, polygamy was very, very common in Jewish culture at the time.
If Jesus had wanted to ban it, he would have said so. Directly. You're parsing the words like a lawyer.
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Wow that first shot is mega-dumb. Just because the Trinity (which is more doctrine than straight scripture, anyway), it doesn't mean that Jesus was evoking anywhere near the same numerical mystery in marriage.

I doubt it was as common as you make it. It was more the style of Hebrews of that time to "put away" one wife and take another (which is why it is addressed). There was definitely more serial polygamy going on (mainly men).

But nothing I said requires polygamy to be rare.

Ban it? He was killed as a rebel. What kingdom has Jesus ever had on this Earth that he could ban something.

Since this is such a brilliant approach--what else did Jesus ban? I think Jesus mainly said "If you love me, you will keep my commandments". His model is all conditional: Let him who has ears, let him hear. To those that can receive his teaching...

He didn't ban anything. Therefore your challenge is feckless. The pattern of Jesus is to reference the prohibition of the Law, and often he recommends newer and better patterns which are the "more excellent way" and the "life more fully" for those that follow him.

The Law is abstract and broad. Jesus is the Incarnation, he is the Word (abstract principle) made flesh. We emulate him. We no longer concern ourselves with following the broad rungs and remedies of the law, but try to follow in His footsteps.

That pattern is repeated and repeated in Jesus teaching. The old practices aren't banned. We are entreated to live a fuller life, to follow him.

It is distinct and exemplified.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 10:07 PM (Eicbe)

492 Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 10:07 PM (Eicbe)

So leading not so much by laws as by example? Good food for thought there, thanks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 10:12 PM (BiNEL)

493 So leading not so much by laws as by example? Good food for thought there, thanks!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 07, 2019 10:12 PM (BiNEL)
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Well, you add into it that Grace in Greek is "charisma". When we talk about the "Grace of God" (as opposed to the Law) we are essentially saying The Lord is just an unbelievably compelling and great guy.

The Grace of God is said out of a personal relationship with the Author of the Law.

It is given to us in the words of "Taste" an experience. We will not know that the Lord is good through abstract principles--however reasonable and sustaining, we know that the Lord is sweet by tasting.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 10:34 PM (Eicbe)

494 "It's time to do a Routine Background Check on everyone in the media."

But it's cheaper, faster, and probably pretty accurate to just follow one of those procedures where the last step is "... and let God sort them out."

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 07, 2019 10:41 PM (O+yvk)

495 "Well, it's GP so take it with so many grains of salt. One is going to be "Obstruction of Justice" which you can pretty much make up out of whole cloth. Can't for the life of me imagine what the other two could possibly be."

2. Not being Hillary.
3. That's enough.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 07, 2019 10:47 PM (O+yvk)

496 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE NO DEM VOTER WILL READ TEH DELETED TWEET, OR LOOK FOR IT, BECAUSE THEY ARE BUSY GETTING THEIR FREE SHIT WHICH THEY WILL SPEND ON STEELERS TICKETS. WHICH THEY WILL TRADE FOR CRACK. ANYBODY KNOW WHERE I CAN GET SOME GOOD ROCK?

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at November 07, 2019 11:41 PM (yMAYj)

497
ace isn't much of a powerline follower, but I think it's time to add Paul Mirengoff to the cuck squad.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 08, 2019 01:20 AM (13CQC)

498 "a Mormon offshoot community"

Sort of like Protestants are a Catholic offshoot community.

Posted by: Simon Jester at November 08, 2019 09:37 AM (KBqDj)

499 Screw AP and its writters

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 08, 2019 04:39 PM (wGqjj)

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