Outrage! Academic Creates Fake Trans Persona, "Mx. Tippy Rampage," for Book/Stunt;
Trans Extremists Very Upset That She Was Merely Pretending to Pretend to be "Non-Binary" Instead of Honestly Pretending to be "Non-Binary"

Oh my goodness, if other people pull silly stunts like this, the public might start suspecting that Sudden Onset Dismorphia and that the constant invention of increasingly silly exotic sexualities are all just stunts by attention-whores and/or the delusions of the psychiatrically unwell!

Outrage after Goldsmith University academic claimed to be transgender for four years and asked students to call her 'Mx Tippy Rampage' before admitting it was a satirical character for a book

Goldsmith's Dawn Mellor invented the non-binary alter-ego Mx Tippy Rampage

The art tutor used the satirical character on social media for an academic study

An abstract to the study referred to the 'invented persona Mx Tippy Rampage'

Mellor was blasted by LGBT+ students for treating trans lives as a 'performance'

Awful lot of irony packed into those last few words.

Apparently Ms. (not Mx.) Mellor designed the persona to be "toxic and unpleasant" -- as a parody of the other social-media shut-ins and Twitter Disfunctionals she had interacted with.

And yet people are sad to see "Mx Tippy Rampage" unmasked as fake -- as if people really liked the cut this "toxic and unpleasant" weirdo's jib.

Mellor said the alter-ego was made up and evolved out of her experiences using social media.

'I was very suspicious of social media before I started using these accounts, due to these platforms contributing to the poor mental health of young people.

'Dawn Mellor was the echo-chamber character that emerged, who started as one person, then 'transformed' to Tippy Rampage,' she told Studio International.

Mellor acknowledged the character was unpleasant and misleading, adding: 'I understood it could be distressing and hurtful for others as both characters were extremely irritating.'

She said Mx Tippy Rampage eventually became a collective of 69 other people, but she was branded 'unethical' and 'shameful' when the multiple identities emerged.

...

Mellor, who is referred to in the 2017 interview as 'her/she', said the reason behind her study was to explore social media as an 'echo chamber'.

She said: 'I began to see how the accounts could become a site of discovery during my own attempts at resistance to this echo chamber.'

Thanks to Enquiring Minds Want to Know and Anonysaurus Wrecks (the latter for the headline).

In related news: Woke white liberals like Elizabeth Warren love calling Hispanic people "Latinx," stripping the words "Latino" and "Latina" of their very problematic gendered endings.

You know who does not like the term "Latinx"? Actual Latinos.

It just might be that a culture which has grammatical gender as a fundamental element of their native (or cultural) language, and which, if you've ever noticed, seems to be pretty big on Traditional Gender Roles, is not too happy about being the first race to be officially androgenized by White Liberal Cultural Colonizers.

Over the past few months and years, several of our clients have noticed the term "Latinx" trending as a new ethnic label to describe Latinos. It has been used by academics, activists, and major companies, including NBC and Marvel [yay #Woke Marvel Comics!], as well as politicians like Senator Elizabeth Warren. We were curious about the appeal of "Latinx" among the country's 52 million people of Latin American ancestry and decided to test its popularity.

While my colleagues and I are progressive on social issues, as researchers, we have to put aside our personal biases and render advice based on the best available empirical evidence. To examine the acceptance of “Latinx” our firm conducted a nationwide poll of Latinos using a 508-person sample that is demographically representative of Census figures, yielding a ± 5% margin of error with a 95% confidence interval.

We presented our respondents with seven of the most common terms used to describe Latinos and asked them to select the one that best describes them. When it came to "Latinx," there was near unanimity. Despite its usage by academics and cultural influencers, 98% of Latinos prefer other terms to describe their ethnicity. Only 2% of our respondents said the label accurately describes them, making it the least popular ethnic label among Latinos.

Some have speculated that "Latinx" resonates with women and Latino youth. We found no evidence of this in our study. While Latinos' preferences for other labels vary by age, the limited appeal of "Latinx" is consistent across generations and genders. Only 3% of 18–34 year-old respondents in our poll selected the term as their preferred ethnic label. This was roughly the same as the 2% of 35–49 year-olds. No respondents over 50 selected the term. In other words, 97% of millennial and Gen-Z Latinos prefer to be called something other than "Latinx." Meanwhile, only 3% of women and 1% of men selected the term as their preferred ethnic identifier.

Wait -- Latin men, often thought to act with what the gender academics call "performative masculinity" -- and doesn't Spanish give us the very word machismo, by the way? -- are especially down on using a term for themselves that implies that they're either transsexual or androgynous?

Woah -- Mind. Blown.

Shouldn't #WokeWhiteLiberals bother asking the poor minorities they so gallantly fight for what words they wish to be called by before presuming to dictate to one of their Client Races what Colonizer Terminology has been assigned to them?

The poll found that Hispanics preferred to be called (get this) "Hispanic," followed by "Latin/Latino/Latina," followed by "Chicano," followed by being identified by their actual country of origin, followed closely by "Epstein did not kill himself."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:57 PM




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1 YOU'RE ALL PRETENDING TO BE 'NON-BINARY!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

2 First!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (PzHZw)

3 I think the name is hilarious

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

4 Bold!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (cfSRQ)

5 hmmmmm ...., Things that make you go,

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (LPnfS)

6 Powerful!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (cfSRQ)

7 Stunning and brave and bold!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

8 Good evening, all!

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (Vf4Y7)

9 You can save a lot of sanity by leaving Twitter to the fucking kook cocksuckers and their triggered rage over stupid fucking tweets.

Posted by: Al Swearengen at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (a2P2z)

10 Dammit.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

11 If there are two of us, we'd be co-bolds.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (cfSRQ)

12 Bold move, Cotton.

Posted by: cornbred at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (PzHZw)

13 Less bold.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (cfSRQ)

14 LatinX?

I thought that was the Spanish Channel on Pron hub.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (NgKpN)

15 Not Latino or Hispanic, but Latinx sounds like some foundation undergarment for heavy Latino women. It's a foolish sounding term.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 06:00 PM (WI7YS)

16 LatinX?

Will I be lost if I didn't see LatinIX?

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 06:00 PM (PbpT7)

17 11 If there are two of us, we'd be co-bolds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 05:59 PM (cfSRQ)

*rolls initiative*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 06:00 PM (NWiLs)

18 Mellor was blasted by LGBT+ students for treating trans lives as a 'performance'
.........

because they live such normal lives.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2019 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

19 Goldsmith's Dawn Mellor

Gldsmth awn Mellor
Gsmth an Mllor
Gth a Mllor
G Mallor

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 06:01 PM (1Vobx)

20 non-nooding SOBs

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (1CjJc)

21 Mx. Tippy Rampage. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (WI7YS)

22 Bold move Cotton, we'll see if it pays off for him!

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (m0zLQ)

23 16 LatinX?

Will I be lost if I didn't see LatinIX?
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 06:00 PM (PbpT7)

You have to start with Latin and work your way through. The later releases just don't make sense without context.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

24 Some have speculated that "Latinx" resonates with women and Latino youth. We found no evidence of this in our study.


No worries! White suburban wine moms are 100% onboard with Latinx!!

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (kD8Fh)

25 Cunning stunt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (1CjJc)

26 Pushing Latinx is a great way to drive Hispanic voters to Trump.

It forces them to understand that their culture is irrelevant to left and the next one on their target list.

By the way, how the hell do you have pronounce that atrocity? It looks like it was designed by an Anglo with a Taco Bell Menu level of Spanish language skill.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (cfSRQ)

27 Anyone else read that as Mallor, as in Gabe Mallor?

Posted by: hotgas at November 07, 2019 06:03 PM (v8byo)

28 Remember not to dress in blackface, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything's $1 at the Jesus House and Gun Store at November 07, 2019 06:03 PM (a7+mS)

29 I always heard that Mexicans liked being called Puerto Ricans.

Posted by: cornbred at November 07, 2019 06:03 PM (PzHZw)

30 followed by being identified by their actual country of origin, followed closely by "Epstein did not kill himself."


*beer bottle clink*

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:03 PM (kD8Fh)

31 Is there anything that doesn't evoke outrage with these miscreants?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 07, 2019 06:03 PM (EgshT)

32 23 16 LatinX?

Will I be lost if I didn't see LatinIX?
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 06:00 PM (PbpT7)

You have to start with Latin and work your way through. The later releases just don't make sense without context.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

But don't bother with LatinII, they did some really weird things with the story line, and had to get back on track with LatinIII.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 06:03 PM (NgKpN)

33 27
Anyone else read that as Mallor, as in Gabe Mallor?

Posted by: hotgas at November 07, 2019 06:03 PM (v8byo)

I tried, but I couldn't work out the flouncing part.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 06:03 PM (1CjJc)

34 *rolls initiative*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 06:00 PM (NWiLs)

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I get a +1 to my roll for my rapid gender fluidity.

-4 to hit though, because I'm a noodle-armed weakling.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:04 PM (cfSRQ)

35 A cunning stunt!

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 06:04 PM (fK2gX)

36 The people who want no rules as to who they can claim to be want more rules as to what other people can claim to be.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 06:04 PM (oVJmc)

37 I love the idea of people who speak spanish using "latinX" as their identifier.

Is there a more male and female oriented language?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything's $1 at the Jesus House and Gun Store at November 07, 2019 06:04 PM (a7+mS)

38 As soon as I posted, maybe just before I should have checked for a new thread

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 06:04 PM (ZCEU2)

39 The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of the infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. Unless we embrace the actuality that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Fritz at November 07, 2019 06:04 PM (wo3c/)

40 Hiya Mrs. Leggy !

Posted by: JT at November 07, 2019 06:04 PM (arJlL)

41 Will I be lost if I didn't see LatinIX?
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2019 06:00 PM (PbpT7)

Wasn't LatinX the one that was set on a spaceship?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:05 PM (Kpl3J)

42 Does anybody else find Modernia a strange and mystifying place?

I feel like I was in suspended animation for 300 years and people still speak a version of English but I just don't understand what they're saying.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 06:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

43 I don't really see how we can get back to normalcy without a great purge and 50 year reign of terror.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 07, 2019 06:05 PM (SCEdM)

44 Epstein didn't fulfill himself.

Posted by: JT at November 07, 2019 06:05 PM (arJlL)

45 Bottom line: Only some lies are politically correct.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 07, 2019 06:05 PM (+y/Ru)

46
Xpstein did not kill themself.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything's $1 at the Jesus House and Gun Store at November 07, 2019 06:05 PM (a7+mS)

47 But don't bother with LatinII, they did some really weird things with the story line, and had to get back on track with LatinIII.
Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 06:03 PM (NgKpN)

The writers' strike was still on, so...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 06:05 PM (NWiLs)

48 There are stars in the Southern sky
Southward as you go
There is moonlight and moss in the trees
Down the Seven Bridges Road
Now I have loved you like a baby
Like some lonesome child
And I have loved in in a tame way
And I have loved you wild
Sometimes there's a part of me
Has to turn from here and go
Running like a child from these warm stars
And you know Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: zombie Glenn Frey at November 07, 2019 06:05 PM (NMAzL)

49
Some have speculated that "Latinx" resonates with women and Latino youth. We found no evidence of this in our study.


Doesn't matter. They'll vote D anyway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 06:05 PM (aKsyK)

50 I do have a neckbeard of persuasion, also +3 to sneak attacks against women due to my Talisman of Male Feminist Ally.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)

51 I am so sick of this trans psychosis being presented as legitimate. These people should be treated for psychotic depression, not mutilated.

But ridicule is a good way to shiv the medical people championing this shit.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 06:05 PM (U7k5w)

52 LatinXXX is way more interesting.

Especially the Maid videos.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 06:05 PM (vOiHe)

53 By the way, how the hell do you have pronounce that atrocity? It looks like it was designed by an Anglo with a Taco Bell Menu level of Spanish language skill.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:02 PM (cfSRQ)

--------

Looks like "Luh-tinks" to me.

Posted by: cornbred at November 07, 2019 06:06 PM (PzHZw)

54 18
Mellor was blasted by LGBT+ students for treating trans lives as a 'performance'

.........



because they live such normal lives.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2019 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

Reminds me of when Crowder's not-gay Jared went to some trans event or something identifying as a computer.

I laughed so hard it hurt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 06:06 PM (1CjJc)

55 I've wondered for some time how the craze-o SJW mob is going to deal with the major romance languages, which apply gender to oh, just about every damn thing.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:06 PM (kD8Fh)

56 Will I be lost if I didn't see LatinIX?


Yes. The robot was masterful in that one.

Posted by: Zombie Will Robinson at November 07, 2019 06:06 PM (EgshT)

57 I don't understand any of this.

Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2019 06:06 PM (MVjcR)

58 If I open a pub for women only, could I call it "The Her/She Bar"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 07, 2019 06:06 PM (3Z6pZ)

59 Epstein did not kill himself is my preferred pronoun.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:06 PM (DuZls)

60 But don't bother with LatinII, they did some really weird things with the story line, and had to get back on track with LatinIII.
Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 06:03 PM (NgKpN)
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The good thing about LatinII was when they settled gang disputes with break-dancing in parachute pants.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 06:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

61 nope... I'm still a dude.

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 06:07 PM (gPZ9i)

62 50 I do have a neckbeard of persuasion, also +3 to sneak attacks against women due to my Talisman of Male Feminist Ally.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)

+12 to Charisma with Women, due to my Platinum Credit Card.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 06:07 PM (NgKpN)

63 Preferred group-names by Hispanics:

Hispanic -- 34%
Latino -- 27%
Latin -- 14%
Mexican/Guatemalan/etc. -- 11%
Beaner -- 8%
Wetback -- 5%
"Hey you!" -- 3%
Latinx -- 1%

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 06:07 PM (fK2gX)

64 Wasn't there a Pope LatinX?

Posted by: Col. Kilgore at November 07, 2019 06:07 PM (88xKn)

65 42 Does anybody else find Modernia a strange and mystifying place?

AFAIC, Modernia sucks a big fat donkey dong.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:07 PM (kD8Fh)

66 Tippy Canoe and Transvestite, too.

Posted by: Not WHS at November 07, 2019 06:07 PM (FHobP)

67 come to think of it Tippy Rampage would have been a perfect name for Gabe Malor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:07 PM (Kpl3J)

68 LatinXXX is way more interesting.

Especially the Maid videos.
Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 06:05 PM (vOiHe)
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Ja!

Posted by: Arnie at November 07, 2019 06:07 PM (DuZls)

69 Comedy dead
Irony dead
Sarcasm dead
Everything has become literal, everything is punishable

Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 07, 2019 06:07 PM (aS1PU)

70 Will I be lost if I didn't see LatinIX?



You can't miss the volcano scene.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 06:07 PM (oVJmc)

71 Preferred group-names by Hispanics:

-

That's neat how it makes an arrow pointing left.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything's $1 at the Jesus House and Gun Store at November 07, 2019 06:07 PM (a7+mS)

72 39 The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of the infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. Unless we embrace the actuality that Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Fritz at November 07, 2019 06:04 PM (wo3c/)

Ditto!

Posted by: Taggart at November 07, 2019 06:07 PM (jp0Bv)

73
I always heard that Mexicans liked being called Puerto Ricans.


Almost as much as Puerto Ricans like being called Messicans.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 06:08 PM (HaL55)

74 This threads headline makes my head hurt. Gonna go eat some juicy burgers.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 07, 2019 06:08 PM (Dhht7)

75 Latinx should be used for people who are not really sure if they are Latin descendents.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)

76 I thought we were all going to be speaking Esperanto by now. So much wasted on those night classes.

Posted by: mr dr freakedx at November 07, 2019 06:08 PM (Tnijr)

77 Is there a more male and female oriented language?
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You know, I bet addressing a bunch of Latino dudes using feminine pronouns and suffixes would be totally fine.

Or talking about them as if they were geldings. I'm sure that would go well.

Someone else should do that, and send me a note from the hospital afterward.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:08 PM (cfSRQ)

78 OK, Malcolm X was Cuban derived. So...he was Latinx Malcolm X?

Malcolm Latinx X?

Malcolm Vato X?

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:09 PM (kD8Fh)

79 Outrage after Goldsmith University academic claimed to be transgender for four years and asked students to call her 'Mx Tippy Rampage' before admitting it was a satirical character for a book

This is the way forward: ridicule. Mockery.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2019 06:09 PM (hGXZE)

80 I didn't understand any of that post. Could someone explain it to me?

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 07, 2019 06:09 PM (4e+hS)

81 75 Latinx should be used for people who are not really sure if they are Latin descendents.
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)

Like MalcolmX

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 06:09 PM (U7k5w)

82 Tippi Hedren > Tippy Rampage

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 07, 2019 06:09 PM (3Z6pZ)

83 how do ypu pronounce Mx.?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 06:09 PM (G546f)

84 Tippy Rampage would have been a perfect name for Gabe Malor

that's a name I've not heard in a great long time...

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 06:09 PM (gPZ9i)

85 This is just wonderful. Well done. It's *all* performance "art" for the purpose of destroying the social and cultural fabric. Call it what it is. Then laugh at it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:09 PM (I2dne)

86 Latinx should be used for people who are not really sure if they are Latin descendents.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)

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Isn't "Latin-ex" what you call people who used to be latin, but now identify as Germanic or Celtic?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:10 PM (cfSRQ)

87 Not Latino or Hispanic, but Latinx sounds like some
foundation undergarment for heavy Latino women. It's a foolish sounding
term.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 06:00 PM (WI7YS)

Latinks is how Tinkerbell prefers to be called nowadays.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 07, 2019 06:10 PM (NMAzL)

88 How many times can a man turn his head and pretend that he just doesn't see?

The answer, my friend, is Epstein didn't kill himself
The answer is he didn't kill himself

[harmonca]

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 07, 2019 06:10 PM (+y/Ru)

89 80 I didn't understand any of that post. Could someone explain it to me?


Easy. People are stupid.

Posted by: Col. Kilgore at November 07, 2019 06:10 PM (88xKn)

90 Sorry, it was not not gay jared. It was SVEN computer.


https://youtu.be/0bQCsC8M2Lo

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 06:10 PM (1CjJc)

91 how do ypu pronounce Mx.?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 06:09 PM (G546f)


Meh-hee-co

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 07, 2019 06:10 PM (aS1PU)

92 For you European travelers out there, when you visit Madrid, be sure to address them as "Hispanic" or "Latinx".

Their resulting hospitality will surprise you!

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:10 PM (kD8Fh)

93 86 Latinx should be used for people who are not really sure if they are Latin descendents.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)

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Isn't "Latin-ex" what you call people who used to be latin, but now identify as Germanic or Celtic?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:10 PM (cfSRQ)

Hispanic X Wife?

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 06:10 PM (NgKpN)

94 Latinx: "Gallia est in partes tres divisa: male, female, and who knows?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2019 06:10 PM (hGXZE)

95 >> I didn't understand any of that post. Could someone explain it to me?



We live in stupid times.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 06:10 PM (vOiHe)

96 how do ypu pronounce Mx.?
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Fuck if I know....

Posted by: Mister Mxyzptlk at November 07, 2019 06:10 PM (JcXHH)

97 The good thing about LatinII was when they settled gang disputes with break-dancing in parachute pants.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 06:06 PM

Ah, the 80s...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 07, 2019 06:11 PM (rBtIz)

98 Epstein is livingx.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2019 06:11 PM (hGXZE)

99 "Latinx" is actually for trans-ethnic people who are cis-Latin are now identify as other ethnicities.

It is a mistranslation. It should have been translated as "Ex-Latin."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:11 PM (I2dne)

100 Will I be lost if I didn't see LatinIX?

You'd normally expect the first one to lay out the plot and the characters and the world(s) they inhabit. But you have to wait until the fourth one for that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 06:11 PM (HaL55)

101 "how do ypu pronounce Mx."

Like "ypu" with an emphasis on the X.

Posted by: mr dr freakedx at November 07, 2019 06:11 PM (Tnijr)

102 83 how do ypu pronounce Mx.?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 06:09 PM (G546f)


"Mex", or in the south, "Mix", or in the Northeast, "get a fucking life"

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:11 PM (kD8Fh)

103 We live in stupid times.

Posted by: garrett


Ah, got it.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 07, 2019 06:11 PM (4e+hS)

104 Latin-X founded the Nation of Islam, Hispanic Chapter.

Posted by: Arnie at November 07, 2019 06:12 PM (DuZls)

105 Mex? HAHAHAHA

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything's $1 at the Jesus House and Gun Store at November 07, 2019 06:12 PM (a7+mS)

106 The good thing about LatinII was when they settled gang disputes with break-dancing in parachute pants.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 06:06 PM

You can't touch thix!

Posted by: Mx Hammer at November 07, 2019 06:12 PM (rBtIz)

107 We live in stupid times.

I blame the demise of Saturday morning cartoons. Beep Beep.

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 06:12 PM (gPZ9i)

108

Outrage after Goldsmith University academic claimed to be transgender
for four years and asked students to call her 'Mx Tippy Rampage' before
admitting it was a satirical character for a book



4 Years is an awful long time to pretend you're a tranny...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:12 PM (hAl4U)

109 how do ypu pronounce Mx.?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 06:09 PM (G546f)
+++++++++
"Em-Ex."

It is the top-level domain for Mexican websites. For example, www.amazon.com.mx.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:12 PM (I2dne)

110 Since Ace loves the linguistic trivia, classical Latin did have a neuter case, but it was dropped in the Vulgate, which is what all modern Romance languages descend from.

Germanic languages do retain a neuter case, which is why English has one.

So my point that only an Anglo could think up something this stupid is actually a reasonable position to take. Spanish speakers don't have a neuter.

Strangely, I think post-op trans folks seem to take it amiss when they are all called "it" rather than something else.

So even in English, no one likes the neuter case, even though we have one built right in.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)

111 Is there a gender-neutral form of "gabacho"?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 07, 2019 06:12 PM (xPl2J)

112 Preferred group-names by Hispanics:

Hispanic -- 34%
Latino -- 27%
Latin -- 14%
Mexican/Guatemalan/etc. -- 11%
Beaner -- 8%
Wetback -- 5%
"Hey you!" -- 3%
Latinx -- 1%
Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 06:07 PM (fK2gX)


What, no love for "ese?" Or "the defendant?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2019 06:12 PM (hGXZE)

113 97 The good thing about LatinII was when they settled gang disputes with break-dancing in parachute pants.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 06:06 PM

Ah, the 80s...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 07, 2019 06:11 PM (rBtIz)

In the 80's I was on US Navy Cruises 4 times, 6 months each.

Then stationed in Hawaii.

Turns out I didn't miss much.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 06:13 PM (NgKpN)

114
4 Years of "research?"

My ass.


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:13 PM (hAl4U)

115 "Mex", or in the south, "Mix", or in the Northeast, "get a fucking life"
Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:11 PM (kD8Fh)

Wait, so it sounds like "Mex Tippy Rampage" -- if xe was from Austin would xe be Tex Mex Tippy Rampage?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 06:13 PM (G546f)

116 You know who does not like the term "Latinx"? Actual Latinos.


...

White progs have already decided for them.

Sux, I know.

Posted by: Ha at November 07, 2019 06:13 PM (jKqaK)

117 Ask me about my pronouns while I invent yours.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 07, 2019 06:13 PM (XOMSi)

118 Like MalcolmX

So that's where George Foreman got the idea to name all his kids George, eh? Even the girls.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 06:13 PM (HaL55)

119 Liz Warren says it's machismx now

Posted by: Vote for Pedrx at November 07, 2019 06:13 PM (iBtsV)

120 My ass.


Did someone call?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 07, 2019 06:14 PM (6XlcD)

121

I had Chinese food last night for dinner.


The fortune cookie said


"beware of man named Jeffery who did not kill himself"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2019 06:14 PM (sy5kK)

122 Hispanic X Wife?

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 06:10 PM (NgKpN)

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That would be a latina ex.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

123 Do not take Latinx if you are allergic to Latinx.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 06:14 PM (aKsyK)

124 Those people definitely need to find a more fulfilling life than care about ancestry

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 06:14 PM (ZCEU2)

125 4 Years is an awful long time to pretend you're a tranny...
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:12 PM (hAl4U)
++++++++++
It is indeed. Either:
1) She is truly committed to the con. In this case, I'll bet she also has a deposit box full of Krugerrands that she bilked out of her marks.
2) She really was "trans" but thought better of it, putting paid to the entire notion along the way by being able to pull of this stunt.

I hope it's #2...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:14 PM (I2dne)

126 Outrage?



i am insane with anger

Posted by: Doctor Morbius at November 07, 2019 06:14 PM (tH5fk)

127 Whoa - I just got an Ace Hardware on the front page. Aces all the way down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 06:14 PM (fUqBx)

128 120
My ass.





Did someone call?



Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 07, 2019 06:14 PM (6XlcD)

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I new surprise anal would pop into the thread.

It always does.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

129 Wait, so it sounds like "Mex Tippy Rampage" -- if xe was from Austin would xe be Tex Mex Tippy Rampage?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 06:13 PM (G546f)


Mxactly!

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:14 PM (kD8Fh)

130 I didn't understand any of that post. Could someone explain it to me?

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 07, 2019 06:09 PM (4e+hS)
.........

There seems to be a large number of people that would not survive two days without supermarkets.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2019 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

131 Jeffrey Epstein didn't coquille himself.

Posted by: St. Jacques at November 07, 2019 06:15 PM (KIE8e)

132 I just heard a woman in the coffee shop use the word modalities. What are the odds that she's a leftist?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 07, 2019 06:15 PM (zJmMh)

133 So that's where George Foreman got the idea to name all his kids George, eh? Even the girls.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 06:13 PM (HaL55)
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Ya might have to grill him on that.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:15 PM (DuZls)

134 I just heard a woman in the coffee shop use the word modalities. What are the odds that she's a leftist?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 07, 2019 06:15 PM (zJmMh)
------------
Unity.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 07, 2019 06:15 PM (3Z6pZ)

135 Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Latinx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 07, 2019 06:15 PM (+y/Ru)

136 Will I be lost if I didn't see LatinIX?


Yes. The robot was masterful in that one.

But you don't need to see LatinaVI: Tijuana Drift in any order. It's a stand-alone, I hear.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 07, 2019 06:15 PM (Ti7bZ)

137 LatinX, is it GNU or BSD?

Posted by: 1999 again at November 07, 2019 06:15 PM (CDCKr)

138
She woke up and took me by the hand
She's gonna love me in my Chevy van
And Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:15 PM (hAl4U)

139 124 Those people definitely need to find a more fulfilling life than care about ancestry

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 06:14 PM (ZCEU2)


Skip, did Joe Gale win in Montco?

The dumbasses here voted Kat Copeland out.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:15 PM (kD8Fh)

140 Epstein didn't ex himself

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 06:16 PM (G546f)

141 Want to make a Mehican mad? Tell him to stop mumbling.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 07, 2019 06:16 PM (4vNgL)

142 Epstein didn't shaquille himself.

Posted by: Doctor Morbius at November 07, 2019 06:16 PM (tH5fk)

143 108

Outrage after Goldsmith University academic claimed to be transgender for four years and asked students to call her 'Mx Tippy Rampage' before admitting it was a satirical character for a book

4 Years is an awful long time to pretend you're a tranny...
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:12 PM (hAl4U)

4 years is an awful long time to be able to laugh every day knowing that you're getting a bunch of people to call you "Tippy Rampage" and none of them can figure out they're being punked.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)

144 I'd assume anyone who uses "modalities" is Nigerian royalty.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 07, 2019 06:16 PM (H5knJ)

145 I just heard a woman in the coffee shop use the word modalities. What are the odds that she's a leftist?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 07, 2019 06:15 PM (zJmMh)
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Moe Dalities is rumored to be the Epstein killer.

She knows something.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:16 PM (DuZls)

146 I always knew that vmom was sharp.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:16 PM (kD8Fh)

147 136 Will I be lost if I didn't see LatinIX?


Yes. The robot was masterful in that one.

But you don't need to see LatinaVI: Tijuana Drift in any order. It's a stand-alone, I hear.
Posted by: Howard Johnson at November 07, 2019 06:15 PM (Ti7bZ)

Which ones are the Prequels though.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 06:17 PM (NgKpN)

148 Do not take Latinx if you are allergic to Latinx.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 06:14 PM (aKsyK)
..........

Discontinue use immediately if you experience anal leakage, or exhaustion after operating leaf blowers.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2019 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

149 Burn them all.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 06:17 PM (ZLI7S)

150 I just heard a woman in the coffee shop use the word modalities. What are the odds that she's a leftist?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 07, 2019 06:15 PM (zJmMh)

--------

150,000%

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 06:17 PM (fUqBx)

151 4 years is an awful long time to be able to laugh every day knowing that you're getting a bunch of people to call you "Tippy Rampage" and none of them can figure out they're being punked.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)

What is Goldsmith University? This will certainly put it on the map.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 06:17 PM (U7k5w)

152
When you get mad,
When somebody pretends to be
what you're pretending to be
Isn't it ironic?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 06:17 PM (r+sAi)

153 The next least favorable term was wetbax.

Hispanics hate the letter x! Stay away from the letter x!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2019 06:18 PM (jnIZj)

154 146 I always knew that vmom was sharp.
Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:16 PM (kD8Fh

Like a Bluebell shiv!

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 06:18 PM (G546f)

155
I just heard a woman in the coffee shop use the word modalities. What are the odds that she's a leftist?


Better odd that she's a Nigerian princess. Be blessed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 06:18 PM (HaL55)

156
how do ypu pronounce Mx.?
======
Fuck if I know....
Posted by: Mister Mxyzptlk


Aren't you the lucky one?

Posted by: Joe Btfsplk at November 07, 2019 06:18 PM (aKsyK)

157 Treating trans lives as a performance??

Everything about their lives is a performance!

Posted by: Dr. T at November 07, 2019 06:18 PM (4Z9Y3)

158 Big Booty Latinas stand all by itself. I hear.

Posted by: Doctor Morbius at November 07, 2019 06:18 PM (tH5fk)

159 LatinX, is it GNU or BSD?
Posted by: 1999 again at November 07, 2019 06:15 PM (CDCKr)
++++++++++++
Apache license.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:18 PM (I2dne)

160 Wouldn't the x in Latinx be pronounced like the x in Mexico?

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:19 PM (DuZls)

161 Bloomberg is running. LOLOL!!!!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2019 06:19 PM (TLxpZ)

162 8 Ball never says:

J.E killed himself.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 07, 2019 06:19 PM (pB6Gt)

163 Latrina, before she dropped the R and Xir gender.
Damn Chicas

Posted by: You gotta shop around at November 07, 2019 06:19 PM (Bf3hj)

164 I didn't understand any of that post. Could someone explain it to me?

-
It's like the Emperor's New Clothes. They're pissed that it became known that they weren't smart but rather stupid for pretending to believe an obvious lie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 07, 2019 06:19 PM (+y/Ru)

165 To think all those trannies had to interrupt their imminent suicide plans to get mad on the internet!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2019 06:19 PM (jnIZj)

166 150 I just heard a woman in the coffee shop use the word modalities. What are the odds that she's a leftist?



Or a Nigerian prince writing letters to helpful people with bank accounts.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2019 06:19 PM (sy5kK)

167 my favorite thing, where germans, spaniards, and portugeuse all pretend to be minorities.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 07, 2019 06:19 PM (FEQY4)

168 Trans are usually people abused as kids or assaulted as adults.
www.maleSurvivor.org has resources to help.

As for the foreigners in our midst that WON'T LEAVE, English has already provided a word for them, "latin." Using it with a vowel on the end is really their culture creeping in, and I don't got no damn use for that!

Posted by: Lost in Space at November 07, 2019 06:19 PM (Kpbco)

169 We live in stupid times.

I blame the demise of Saturday morning cartoons. Beep Beep.

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 06:12 PM

Newsletter?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 07, 2019 06:19 PM (Dhht7)

170 So was this just an online sock, this Mx Tippy Rampage? Or, did she carry this on in real life for 4 years?
Either way, props to xer for sticking with it.

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 06:20 PM (gPZ9i)

171 Huh.

*wanders around*

Where's the bourbon?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 07, 2019 06:20 PM (x8Wzq)

172
The Flintstones are on. It's the episode when Wilma talks Fred into a getting a Maid, Lola Brickata, and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:20 PM (hAl4U)

173 98
Epstein is livingx.
lol I like that. Trans-alive.

Posted by: fb at November 07, 2019 06:20 PM (JVEmw)

174 63
Preferred group-names by Hispanics:



Hispanic -- 34%

Latino -- 27%

Latin -- 14%

Mexican/Guatemalan/etc. -- 11%

Beaner -- 8%

Wetback -- 5%

"Hey you!" -- 3%

Latinx -- 1%

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 06:07 PM (fK2gX)

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I went to college with a guy from Columbia. It was from him that I learned that the term "hispanic" is one fraught with meaning.

He was not hispanic. He would discourse at great length on why and how he was a LATINO.

Also, Columbia speaks the most pure, most erudite and grammatically correct Spanish outside of Spain. He was very proud of his face and when Mexicans attempted to speak to him in Spanish, he hurled insults and said he couldn't understand their gutter gibberish..*

*I don't think he used the exact phrase "gutter gibberish" when speaking to the Mexicans. I base this on their rather angry reaction.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)

175 Wavelengths, yours is apparently boomer

Posted by: You gotta shop around at November 07, 2019 06:20 PM (Bf3hj)

176 Whack her/his/its pee pee!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at November 07, 2019 06:20 PM (IGJk8)

177 It's in London, that explains a lot.

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 06:20 PM (U7k5w)

178 So she seriously claims her imaginary friend is a composite of 69 people she met online?

Yeah, she's as full of shit as Mx Tippy.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2019 06:20 PM (sWM8x)

179 152
When you get mad,
When somebody pretends to be
what you're pretending to be
Isn't it ironic?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 06:17 PM (r+sAi)

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought - Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (Izzlo)

180
Aye yi yi yi
I am not a Latinx

Posted by: senor mr dr freakedx at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (Tnijr)

181 It's a messed up, stupid, fucked up world where nothing makes any goddamned sense.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

182 I miss Space Ghost.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (r+sAi)

183 84 Tippy Rampage would have been a perfect name for Gabe Malor

that's a name I've not heard in a great long time...

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 06:09 PM (gPZ9i)

Thankfully.

Posted by: Tami at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (cF8AT)

184 Issues like this will make the burning time less, how do you say, regrettable.

Posted by: Galil at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (Pzzpr)

185 I hate to be a pedant but I think it's "meep meep".

Posted by: Doctor Morbius at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (tH5fk)

186 What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?

Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (88xKn)

187
Is Goldsmith University affectionately nicknamed "Jew U?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (hAl4U)

188 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (JCrfD)

189 Nobody has ever addressed the Paolo as Paolx, and mena di tutto your wife.

Posted by: Paolo at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (ykYG2)

190 Whack her/his/its pee pee!


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at November 07, 2019 06:20 PM (IGJk

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I think that was one of the first things to go.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (cfSRQ)

191 It's a messed up, stupid, fucked up world where nothing makes any goddamned sense.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)
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That's how I would pronounce it, too.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (DuZls)

192 Tippy Rampage would have been a perfect name for Gabe Malor

Mx Tippy Rampage is perfect for all NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: Doctor Morbius at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (tH5fk)

193 Meh, they all look alike to someone who thinks Epstein killed himself.

Posted by: Schifty Shaman. at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (Bf3hj)

194 You Yumans are qwazy.

Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (LHgQG)

195 I love when Spaniards have to clarify, "I'm not Hispanic, dipshit, I'm SPANISH"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (Ct55T)

196 English has already provided a word for them, "latin."

which is a shameless and outright cultural appropriation of Italian culture, where Latin originated. Actually, Imperial Rome, since Italy didn't exist back then.

So a maledizione on all su casas, pinche cabrones.!

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (kD8Fh)

197 I miss Space Ghost.


I miss his X-great-grandfather, Sky King.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (HaL55)

198 186 What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?
Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (88xKn)

They're in hexadecimal

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (NWiLs)

199 We live in stupid times.

I blame the demise of Saturday morning cartoons. Beep Beep.

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 06:12 PM

There are billboards all around my area proudly letting people know that The Flintstones are now on MeTV

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (Izzlo)

200 One thing I noticed about the Epstein "hot mic" footage. I don't know if people are making a *huge* assumption or if I just missed the additional context.

She referred to "Clinton." This is often rendered in quotes as "[Bill] Clinton."

At the time, though, Bill wasn't necessarily big news unless it would have had consequences for Hillary.

What if it should be "[Hillary] Clinton?" Doesn't make a huge difference, I suppose, but everyone is assuming she was talking about Bill. Bill was already implicated, though - Hill-dog wasn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (I2dne)

201 Hasta la vista, Latinx!

Posted by: Terminatrix at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (wo3c/)

202 It's Colombia.

With an "o".

Loose shit, people.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 07, 2019 06:23 PM (JCrfD)

203 Aren't all trannies fake? It's quantum mechanics, man.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 07, 2019 06:23 PM (bML9A)

204 I've known some South Americans, and they say that everyone agrees that the Mexicans talk so damn fast that no one ever knows what they're saying.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:23 PM (Kpl3J)

205 "What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?"

Analog baby. On the spectrum.

Posted by: mr senor dr freakedx at November 07, 2019 06:23 PM (Tnijr)

206 >>I miss Space Ghost.


RIP Skunky the Fur Trapper

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 06:23 PM (vOiHe)

207 And here I thought a Latinx was a member of the Nation of Islam from south of the border.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 07, 2019 06:23 PM (p9Acv)

208 186
What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?

Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (88xKn)

Mentally unfit to operate heavy equipment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 06:24 PM (1CjJc)

209 >>What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?


Hard to surprise.

Posted by: Otter at November 07, 2019 06:24 PM (vOiHe)

210 No one ever applauds for The Paolo.

He has, how you say, enough of the clap already.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2019 06:24 PM (Ct55T)

211 204 I've known some South Americans, and they say that everyone agrees that the Mexicans talk so damn fast that no one ever knows what they're saying.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:23 PM (Kpl3J)

not even themselves

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 06:24 PM (G546f)

212 What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?
---
Anna has a log.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:24 PM (DuZls)

213 i still feel bad for being such a raging dick at AlmostYuman last night. been trying to behave myself today.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 06:24 PM (ykYG2)

214 When the wordplay gets too nauseating to handle, go visit the boomer death clock. It does wonders for the soul. Ever so slowly closing in on 25%.

Posted by: Schifty Shaman. at November 07, 2019 06:24 PM (Bf3hj)

215 Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (Ct55T)

We had a Puerto Rican temp working for us for a couple weeks. She kept insisting she was "Spanish". I would say, "Spain is where Spaniards live, you're Puerto Rican" But she was so sure she was Spanish, she kept insisting.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:24 PM (kD8Fh)

216 It's Colombia.

With an "o".

Loose shit, people.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 07, 2019 06:23 PM (JCrfD)
+++++++++++++++
Watch out - when Circa moves, he slices like a fuckin' hammer!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:24 PM (I2dne)

217 I don't think I've ever used the word "modalities." Especially not in a coffee shop.

It just means "variables," right? Like two creams and one sugar changes the taste?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Everything's $1 at the Jesus House and Gun Store at November 07, 2019 06:25 PM (a7+mS)

218 What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?

Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (88xKn)
++++++++++++
Usually hexadecimal. Less frequently, octal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:25 PM (I2dne)

219 A log?

I have a blog nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 06:25 PM (LHgQG)

220 *takes down Latin X Blvd sign*

Posted by: Sad at November 07, 2019 06:25 PM (a1s18)

221 non-binary, like a qubit?

Ah, but as soon as you observe it, it becomes one or the other. Just like a 'non-binary' human

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 06:25 PM (ykYG2)

222 208 186
What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?

Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (88xKn)

Mentally unfit to operate heavy equipment.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 06:24 PM (1CjJc)

Mentally unfit to operate a mechanical pencil

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2019 06:25 PM (Izzlo)

223 214 When the wordplay gets too nauseating to handle, go visit the boomer death clock. It does wonders for the soul. Ever so slowly closing in on 25%.

This boomer has exactly "0" problems with that.

Enjoy the POS planet and political shitshow we left you!

You're welcome.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:25 PM (kD8Fh)

224 197 I miss Space Ghost.

I miss his X-great-grandfather, Sky King.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (HaL55)

I miss Brak and Zorak!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:26 PM (Kpl3J)

225 >> I don't think I've ever used the word "modalities." Especially not in a coffee shop.



Order the Mixolydian.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 06:26 PM (vOiHe)

226 It's Colombia. With an "o".

and it's Ukraine, no "The".
Or so I was corrected.

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 06:26 PM (gPZ9i)

227 They're in hexadecimal
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM (NWiLs)

Mexadecimal

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 06:26 PM (G546f)

228 Watch out - when Circa moves, he slices like a fuckin' hammer!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:24 PM (I2dne)

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Yeah, but where's his fucking shirt!?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:26 PM (cfSRQ)

229 >>I miss Brak


That guy made an excellent pork tartare with halibut gravy.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 06:26 PM (vOiHe)

230 Funny stuff all around . . . and I didn't see the last sentence coming, even though you telegraphed it in post on the last thread, Ace.

Posted by: DC at November 07, 2019 06:27 PM (/TvO8)

231 And do not these individuals comprehend the concept of role-playing as anything besides whiney little brats?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 06:27 PM (LHgQG)

232 181
It's a messed up, stupid, fucked up world where nothing makes any goddamned sense.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)

*fist bump*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at November 07, 2019 06:27 PM (IGJk8)

233 They're in hexadecimal
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 06:22 PM

Depending on the surgeon, though, they may have problems getting up to F.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2019 06:27 PM (Ct55T)

234 Non binary could be a quantum state. Like that cat in the trunk thing.

Posted by: mr senor dr freakedx at November 07, 2019 06:28 PM (Tnijr)

235 231
And do not these individuals comprehend the concept of role-playing as anything besides whiney little brats?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 06:27 PM (LHgQG)

---Someone just rolled a natural '20.'

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:28 PM (cfSRQ)

236 >>It's a messed up, stupid, fucked up world where nothing makes any goddamned sense.


Can I offer you a Cherry Cola.

Posted by: Lola at November 07, 2019 06:28 PM (vOiHe)

237 which is a shameless and outright cultural appropriation of Italian culture, where Latin originated. Actually, Imperial Rome, since Italy didn't exist back then.
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I had a Latina/Chicana/Hispanic chief call me an "Honorary Latin" once. Man I lit into her. Grrr!

I never did make the rank of chief.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 06:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

238 Asterix and Obelix, the Non-Binarys' earliest two (lol) cultural icons.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 07, 2019 06:28 PM (p9Acv)

239
OCONUS LURES & Confidential Informants In The News @drawandstrike
1h
My next column in progress:

Based on the bombshell news from @jsolomonReports that there is ANOTHER DOJ IG report that will drop ahead of the FISA Abuse investigation, and this new report - which NOBODY caught wind of until now - deals with FBI's use of CONFIDENTIAL INFORMANTS.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 07, 2019 06:28 PM (BqBId)

240 59
Epstein did not kill himself is my preferred pronoun.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:06 PM (DuZls)

LOL.. 58 Genders.... Do I hear 59 Genders Yes 59 no 60 I now have 60 no 61 genders.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2019 06:28 PM (9dzlp)

241 I don't think I've ever used the word "modalities." Especially not in a coffee shop.

Order the Mixolydian.
Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 06:26 PM (vOiHe)
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And chips with the Chipotle Aeolian.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:28 PM (DuZls)

242 There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Posted by: Kamala!! at November 07, 2019 06:29 PM (AAKmR)

243
I miss Space Ghost.

I miss his X-great-grandfather, Sky King.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him


And Fury.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 06:29 PM (aKsyK)

244 I just heard a woman in the coffee shop use the word modalities. What are the odds that she's a leftist?


"OMG! It's YOU, isn't it?? You're the one sending out all that spam with that word in it, aren't you??!!1?/"

*does Donald Sutherland Pod Person scream*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 06:29 PM (HaL55)

245 239


OCONUS LURES Confidential Informants In The News @drawandstrike

1h

My next column in progress:



Based on the bombshell news from @jsolomonReports that there is
ANOTHER DOJ IG report that will drop ahead of the FISA Abuse
investigation, and this new report - which NOBODY caught wind of until
now - deals with FBI's use of CONFIDENTIAL INFORMANTS.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 07, 2019 06:28 PM (BqBId)

That guy forgot the part where Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2019 06:29 PM (9dzlp)

246 brak had an alien mom and a cuban dad. weird.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 06:30 PM (r+sAi)

247 We had a Puerto Rican temp working for us for a couple weeks. She kept insisting she was "Spanish". I would say, "Spain is where Spaniards live, you're Puerto Rican" But she was so sure she was Spanish, she kept insisting.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:24 PM (kD8Fh)

She was probably right about that point - the upper level of society in Puerto Rico is still almost pure Spanish, from the old days. They killed off all of the original indians within 50 years of settling it, so none of that blood is left. The lower classes have varying amounts of African ancestry, from the large slave population that was there once.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:30 PM (Kpl3J)

248 Hey waiter, bring me some modalities!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 07, 2019 06:30 PM (Tnijr)

249 I miss Space Ghost.
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So did I! So many times!

Posted by: Brak at November 07, 2019 06:30 PM (DuZls)

250 I miss Space Ghost.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++
The original, or the insane off-shoot of "Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast?"

I really enjoyed the latter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:30 PM (I2dne)

251 I am an online neko grrl nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 06:30 PM (LHgQG)

252 LIVE Breaking News @NewsBreaking
BREAKING: Eric Holder has reportedly been consulting strategists about a possible run in the Democrat presidential primary race - WaPo

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 07, 2019 06:30 PM (BqBId)

253 Hey waiter, bring me some modalities!
Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 07, 2019 06:30 PM (Tnijr)
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Pi ala modalities.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:31 PM (DuZls)

254 Herculoids > Space Ghost.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 07, 2019 06:31 PM (3BlqQ)

255 Epstein did not kill himself is my preferred pronoun.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:06 PM (DuZls)


How awesome would that be if some college student insisted upon itself!

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2019 06:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

256 241 I don't think I've ever used the word "modalities." Especially not in a coffee shop.

Order the Mixolydian.
Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 06:26 PM (vOiHe)
---
And chips with the Chipotle Aeolian.
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:28 PM (DuZls)

Make sure you store leftovers in the Phrygian.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 06:31 PM (NWiLs)

257 >>>There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Posted by: Kamala!!<<<

I'm fairly sure Kamala's gobhole is binary, bless her heart.

Posted by: Terminatrix at November 07, 2019 06:31 PM (wo3c/)

258 I never did make the rank of chief.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 06:28 PM


You didn't smell like a goat?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 07, 2019 06:31 PM (AAKmR)

259
252 LIVE Breaking News @NewsBreaking
BREAKING: Eric Holder has reportedly been consulting strategists about a possible run in the Democrat presidential primary race - WaPo



I suspect Trump would dearly *LOVE* to get that asshole in a debate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 06:31 PM (oVJmc)

260 why do y'all miss Space Ghost when we have our very own Buzzion?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 06:32 PM (G546f)

261 >> the insane off-shoot of "Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast?"


Next to MST3K and Animaniacs, best thing ever put on tv.

Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 06:32 PM (vOiHe)

262 on topic of Italy, its new spendthrift government is fucking the dog, big league.

"Italy surpasses Greece as euro area's riskiest borrower"
ft.com/content/3052e7c8-0180-11ea-be59-e49b2a136b8d

Should never have tried going it alone without Salvini.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 06:32 PM (ykYG2)

263 I worked with Guatamalans for 10 years back in the 90's and never learned a word from them. My friend's parents were from Ecuador and he had a nice German name and Asian eyes. It took him 2 years to understand the mumbled accent of the Spainish diaspora living in Guatamala, which to them, only referred to Epstein not having killed himself.

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at November 07, 2019 06:32 PM (4vNgL)

264 Herculoids > Space Ghost.

Shut your whore mouth!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 06:33 PM (r+sAi)

265 252
LIVE Breaking News @NewsBreaking

BREAKING: Eric Holder has reportedly been consulting strategists
about a possible run in the Democrat presidential primary race - WaPo

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 07, 2019 06:30 PM (BqBId)

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Is this part of the "if I'm a candidate I can't be prosecuted" line of reasoning?

I've seen that a lot, lately.

Used to be, a candidate charged with a crime would drop out. Now, it's proof of virtue.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)

266 She was probably right about that point - the upper level of society in Puerto Rico is still almost pure Spanish, from the old days

Eh, she looked Taina to me.

I dated a guy from Puerto Rico whose family was the elites. His dad was a Basque and his mom was a Puerto Rican mestiza. This chick who worked for us didn't look so European. Spaniards as you move away from the coasts are not swarthy at all.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2019 06:33 PM (kD8Fh)

267 i am officially dumber than fuck for even reading that load of shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 06:33 PM (KP5rU)

268 why do y'all miss Space Ghost when we have our very own Buzzion?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 07, 2019 06:32 PM (G546f)
+++++++++
Space Ghost isn't dead

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:33 PM (I2dne)

269 BREAKING: Eric Holder has reportedly been consulting strategists about a possible run in the Democrat presidential primary race - WaPo

-
Run, Eric, run!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 07, 2019 06:33 PM (+y/Ru)

270 Non-binary means the subject is a superposition of two sex states, male and female. And according to Heisenberg you can't both know what sex they are and what their pronouns are.

Hence Xir Xhe and all that crap. X is just a variable.

Posted by: 1999 again at November 07, 2019 06:33 PM (CDCKr)

271 Is it not already waaaaaay past any sort of filing deadline for any new people to get into the race?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2019 06:33 PM (Ct55T)

272 Eric Holder has reportedly been consulting ...possible run...Democrat presidential primary race

This is what I was saying a couple threads ago... The Dems are going to have to recruit someone, anyone, to run just to the right of the crazy nitwits that are currently running.

* no offense meant if "nitwit" is one of your pronouns

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 06:34 PM (gPZ9i)

273 BREAKING: Eric Holder has reportedly been consulting strategists about a possible run in the Democrat presidential primary race - WaPo
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasps* AHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, that'll lead to a huge victory next year.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 07, 2019 06:34 PM (JcXHH)

274 Is this part of the "if I'm a candidate I can't be prosecuted" line of reasoning?

I've seen that a lot, lately.

Used to be, a candidate charged with a crime would drop out. Now, it's proof of virtue.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 07, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)
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Epstein might have lived a little longer if he could only have run against Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:34 PM (DuZls)

275 What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?
Posted by: dantesed

---

That question can only be taken one of two ways.


Uh, wait a sec. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2019 06:34 PM (Y4EXg)

276 Hey Mikey Bloomburg might enter tthe race

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 06:34 PM (LHgQG)

277 BREAKING: Eric Holder has reportedly been consulting strategists about a possible run in the Democrat presidential primary race - WaPo
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He's waiting for somebody to drop out of the race, and be their stead, man.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:34 PM (DuZls)

278 If Holder gets in, then it is a concerted effort for a brokered convention.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2019 06:35 PM (fYi9j)

279
Did you hear this?

That creepy fascist Tom Steyer is in trouble for, get this, buying voters in Iowa.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:35 PM (hAl4U)

280 261 >> the insane off-shoot of "Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast?"

Next to MST3K and Animaniacs, best thing ever put on tv.
Posted by: garrett at November 07, 2019 06:32 PM (vOiHe)

The episode where Harvey Birdman guest hosts, and then breaks down crying "The Pressure! the Pressure!!!!"

which then led to Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)

281 Eric Holder?

You mean Fast and Furious Eric Holder?

Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2019 06:35 PM (88xKn)

282 "Sudden Onset Dysmorphia"--is that anything like Sudden Onset Dis-Epsteinia?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 07, 2019 06:35 PM (Ndje9)

283 What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?
.........

all bets are off.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

284 My friend's parents were from Ecuador and he had a nice German name and Asian eyes.
=====

When I was a senior in HS, we had a foreign exchange student from Ecuador. She was absolutely beautiful.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 07, 2019 06:35 PM (JcXHH)

285
If Eric runs, make sure to ask him where those 2,000 guns he sold to Mexico are now.


And ask him if Jeffery Epstein owned any of those guns.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2019 06:35 PM (sy5kK)

286 Eric Holder is another guy I'd like to see in a orange jumpsuit

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 06:36 PM (ZCEU2)

287 278 If Holder gets in, then it is a concerted effort for a brokered convention.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2019 06:35 PM (fYi9j)

like everyone, he's sensing that Lizzy Warren needs a black face as a running mate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:36 PM (Kpl3J)

288 Tonypete-

How's the Missus ?

Posted by: JT at November 07, 2019 06:36 PM (arJlL)

289 OT: Speaking of toxic and unpleasant, Bloomberg will most likely enter the race for Pres. He'll carry the torch for the Never-Trump squishes.

Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2019 06:36 PM (oiNtH)

290 no offense meant if "nitwit" is one of your pronouns

You know where you're posting, right?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 06:36 PM (ykYG2)

291 What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?


Give a wide berth.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 06:36 PM (1CjJc)

292 Decorating a lamppost > wearing orange jumpsuit

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 07, 2019 06:37 PM (3BlqQ)

293 Hey waiter, bring me some modalities!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 07, 2019 06:30 PM (Tnijr)
..........

You should be drinking Negro Modeloties.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2019 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

294 What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?
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They did not learn to code.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:37 PM (DuZls)

295 I see that AllahPundit is opining now that the "no quid pro quo" legal argument has "disintegrated" under Schiff's expert prosecutorial onslaught...haw haw! This he provides us for free and not in the VIP scotch sipping room that soy bros occupy.

Allah needs to quit getting his legal thoughts from PopeAssHat, really...this is the legal brains offered by a jerk that sat third seat on some minor scuffles in court and now thinks he's Justice Thurgood Marshall pontificating on high.
I cringe whenever I hear Allah ladle out PopeAsshats dumb ass theories on white collar criminal law without saying that's where he actually got them from - but you know by the larval stage legal thought process that to be where this doofus got it from...

Posted by: Boswell at November 07, 2019 06:37 PM (32YRo)

296 What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?
.........

ask your doctor if Truvada is right for you.

Posted by: wth at November 07, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

297 What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?


Their modalities are indeterminate.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2019 06:38 PM (1CjJc)

298 Make sure you store leftovers in the Phrygian.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 06:31 PM (NWiLs)
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Ionian of those.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:39 PM (DuZls)

299 Allah needs to quit
TL;DR

Posted by: IP at November 07, 2019 06:39 PM (gPZ9i)

300 281
Eric Holder?



You mean Fast and Furious Eric Holder?

Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2019 06:35 PM (88xKn)

No not that one...I think its the Eric Holder that helped in the armed take over college administrative building a while back.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2019 06:40 PM (9dzlp)

301
Let's say you're walking down the main street in Anywhere, USA, and you're in the mood for pizz, and you see a Sal's Pizza, a Sal's Pizzeria, and a Sal's House of Pizza.

Which one do you eat at?

I ask because this scenario is quite possible because every other pizza joint is named Sal's.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:40 PM (hAl4U)

302 non-binary puts the lotion on the skin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 06:40 PM (KP5rU)

303 Dag, you walk away for a bit and suddenly there are 291 posts.
Hiya, JT,

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at November 07, 2019 06:40 PM (Vf4Y7)

304 More of this should happen to trigger the mentally ill in our society.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 06:40 PM (pw+jk)

305 If Holder and Adam Schiff combined chins it still wouldn't add up to a full chin.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 07, 2019 06:40 PM (zJmMh)

306 Every Good Boy Desires Fudge

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 07, 2019 06:40 PM (vOiHe)

307 I see that AllahPundit is opining now that the "no quid pro quo" legal argument has "disintegrated" under Schiff's expert prosecutorial onslaught...haw haw!

Posted by: Boswell at November 07, 2019 06:37 PM (32YRo)
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Yes, by interviewing that NY Times subscriber, they finally have the testimony they need!

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:41 PM (DuZls)

308 *sigh* its not illegal to give a quid pro quo in international politics, some times we call it trade, Trump didn't, but he should have.
What Biden did is called a corrupt kickback and selling influence. That is illegal.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 07, 2019 06:41 PM (r+sAi)

309 NYT is reporting that Bloomberg considering entering in Alabama Dem Primary. He has only a couple of days to do that.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2trxshe

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 06:41 PM (MItID)

310 which then led to Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:35 PM (Kpl3J)
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The Race Bannon divorce case is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 06:41 PM (Dc2NZ)

311 "You should be drinking Negro Modeloties. "

Only for squid po croe.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 07, 2019 06:41 PM (Tnijr)

312 301; i go to luigi's. fuck sal.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 06:41 PM (KP5rU)

313 If Holder gets in, Trump runs against Obama's third term.

Time to drop some indictments.

Holder is a gun runner.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2019 06:42 PM (9dzlp)

314 Wait a minute!

So, if Epstein didn't kill himself, then. . . that could only mean one thing. . . he died of Spontaneous Human Combustion?! Was he a drummer?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 07, 2019 06:42 PM (xptlg)

315 Dag, you walk away for a bit and suddenly there are 291 posts.
Hiya, JT,
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy

The Horde is solving the Epstein non-mystery.

Posted by: JT at November 07, 2019 06:42 PM (arJlL)

316 I have a question about my sexuality. When I was 9 or 10 I thought Space Ghost's girl helper was kinda cute. Does that mean I'm a pedo or just a cartoon pedo?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 06:42 PM (pw+jk)

317
The only thing better would've been if the fake faker had managed to get someone fired from their job or publicly excoriated for offending her fake fakery.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 07, 2019 06:42 PM (iIUKh)

318 that thing in the sidebar re: bill kristol: he can't even come up with his own insults, that first line is stolen verbatim from Churchill regarding Islam:

"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! "

but everything that Churchill wrote about Islam has been purged.

what a turd.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 07, 2019 06:43 PM (RKQ/v)

319 Every Good Boy Desires Fudge
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 07, 2019 06:40 PM (vOiHe)
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Densifies.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:43 PM (DuZls)

320
Jan and Jace?


and the space monkey, which I hate?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:43 PM (hAl4U)

321 I have a question about my sexuality. When I was 9 or 10 I thought Space Ghost's girl helper was kinda cute. Does that mean I'm a pedo or just a cartoon pedo?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 06:42 PM (pw+jk)
++++++++++
Neither. You just have a trans-ink attraction vector.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:43 PM (I2dne)

322 "Does that mean I'm a pedo or just a cartoon pedo?"

She's all grown up now too you know.

Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 06:43 PM (Tnijr)

323 Let's say you're walking down the main street in Anywhere, USA, and you're in the mood for pizz, and you see a Sal's Pizza, a Sal's Pizzeria, and a Sal's House of Pizza.

Which one do you eat at?

I ask because this scenario is quite possible because every other pizza joint is named Sal's.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:40 PM (hAl4U)

I can see myself taking a Pizz, but I don't think I'd ever go buy one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:44 PM (Kpl3J)

324 If only Jeffrey had my new Giza sheets, he'd still be dead--but he would have enjoyed the thread count on his way out!

Posted by: Mike L., CEO, My Scalia Pillow. com at November 07, 2019 06:44 PM (Ndje9)

325 301: I only go to Joe's

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 06:44 PM (U7k5w)

326 It's all construct. Didn't we see the Matrix?

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2019 06:44 PM (UUkQp)

327 I'm non-hexadecimal you bastards.
You'll be hearing from my attorney!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 06:45 PM (pw+jk)

328 295, Popehat has connections with the lawfare folks which are getting funding from folks that want unrestricted immigration and the ones from the Brookings Institute took China money.

Trans National Corps. really want their globalism. Lawyers and lawfare is the way to get that along with the complicity of the ICA and DOJ. That is the reason for the unprecedented rash of lawsuits across the country before favorable judges regarding presidential authority in immigration. If Trump's return to Main St. works, the financiers and global corporations will suffer diminished influence and profits.

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 06:45 PM (MItID)

329 If only Jeffrey had my new Giza sheets, he'd still be dead--but he would have enjoyed the thread count on his way out!

Posted by: Mike L., CEO, My Scalia Pillow. com at November 07, 2019 06:44 PM (Ndje9)
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No other sheet can match it's tensile strength!

Posted by: Sandy Berger at November 07, 2019 06:46 PM (DuZls)

330 Original Space Ghost FTW!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 06:46 PM (HaL55)

331
My soothsayer sense is tingling.
Ace is about to give birth...

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:46 PM (hAl4U)

332 Race Bannon Palimony case - a real classic!

My next favorite was the Apache Chief, who lost the power to Grow Large when hot coffee was spilled on his lap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)

333 I've never seen the Matrix. If you were to tell me we live in a construct I wouldn't believe it because no one can make this shit up.

Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 06:46 PM (Tnijr)

334 lol..just saw this on FB. Christmas lights are like Jeffrey Epstein. They don't hang themselves.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 07, 2019 06:47 PM (dUJdY)

335 NYT is reporting that Bloomberg considering entering in Alabama Dem Primary. He has only a couple of days to do that.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2trxshe

Posted by: whig

"NY Liberal Says Southern Dems Can't Wait to Give Up Mountain Dew!"

Posted by: Boswell at November 07, 2019 06:47 PM (32YRo)

336 334: love it

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 06:47 PM (U7k5w)

337 I have a question about my sexuality. When I was 9
or 10 I thought Space Ghost's girl helper was kinda cute. Does that mean
I'm a pedo or just a cartoon pedo?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 06:42 PM (pw+jk)

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Neither. You just have a trans-ink attraction vector.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:43 PM (I2dne)

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"Does that mean I'm a pedo or just a cartoon pedo?"



She's all grown up now too you know.

Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 06:43 PM (Tnijr)
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The psychological wisdom is one of the many reasons I come to AoS.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 07, 2019 06:47 PM (pw+jk)

338 Chollo is preferable to Latinx and easier to pronounce.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 07, 2019 06:47 PM (vkS2Z)

339 13000 BC, humans in Mexico set a trap, caught 14... mammoths

t.co/ntPc3AluzN

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 07, 2019 06:47 PM (ykYG2)

340 fuck epstein. satan is pushing his stool in right now. if somebody confessed to killing him under orders from the clinton crime family, not a fucking thing will happen to anybody. it's over.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 06:47 PM (KP5rU)

341


Those Birdman spoofs are unwatchable when you realize stephen colbert is doing the voice in a few characters.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:48 PM (hAl4U)

342 It isn't dated so I don't know how recent it is, but this letter to Justin Trudeau from the Premier of Saskatchewan is balls-out:

https://tinyurl.com/y5d2hsyj

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:48 PM (I2dne)

343 Ace is about to give birth...

Posted by: Soothsayer

You're Nood nodules are quivering?

Posted by: Boswell at November 07, 2019 06:48 PM (32YRo)

344 Race Bannon Palimony case - a real classic!



My next favorite was the Apache Chief, who lost the power to Grow Large when hot coffee was spilled on his lap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2019 06:46 PM (Kpl3J)

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Me not grower. Me shower... and sensitive too.. for her pleasure.

Posted by: Tonto Goldstein at November 07, 2019 06:49 PM (pw+jk)

345
Ellis Hennican was a voice on Sealab 2021, which was just weird. Also, Ponch was a voice.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:49 PM (hAl4U)

346 Great, now I'm up to speed. Epstein didn't kill himself? Huh, will wonders never cease.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at November 07, 2019 06:49 PM (Vf4Y7)

347

NOOD






Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:49 PM (hAl4U)

348 309 NYT is reporting that Bloomberg considering entering in Alabama Dem Primary. He has only a couple of days to do that.
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Yeah, he's at least as popular as anal warts in Alabama, so why not?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2019 06:49 PM (sWM8x)

349 While we all know that Epstein didn't kill himself, the most amazing thing about it is how Epstein's 'suicide' had to have been the most widely predicted in all of human history. Probably by several magnitudes.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 07, 2019 06:49 PM (p9Acv)

350 Let's say you're walking down the main street in Anywhere, USA, and
you're in the mood for pizz, and you see a Sal's Pizza, a Sal's
Pizzeria, and a Sal's House of Pizza.



Which one do you eat at?



I ask because this scenario is quite possible because every other pizza joint is named Sal's.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 07, 2019 06:40 PM (hAl4U))
Sal was my partner, but he wasn't gay!

Posted by: Dog Day Afternoon Al Pacino at November 07, 2019 06:50 PM (NMAzL)

351 nood

Posted by: CN at November 07, 2019 06:50 PM (U7k5w)

352 308, Arguably what Biden did is a Hobbs Act violation as he threatened successfully to cut off funds in return for Ukraine firing a prosecutor investigating Burisma.

Hobbs Act, pay attention to the last line.
"extortion" means the obtaining of property from another, with his consent, induced by wrongful use of actual or threatened force, violence, or fear, or under color of official right. Punishable up to 20 years in the same place where Epstein did not commit suicide.

Posted by: whig at November 07, 2019 06:50 PM (MItID)

353 Poor Epstein dead and gone,
Left us here to sing his song.
Pretty little girl with the red dress on,
Poor Epstein dead and gone.

Posted by: zombie jim m. at November 07, 2019 06:50 PM (K22Va)

354 'Mon, corgis! Upstairs!

Posted by: April at November 07, 2019 06:51 PM (OX9vb)

355 My lab/rottweiler mix Tippy Rampage destroyed the couch again.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 07, 2019 06:51 PM (COzlW)

356 The fake tranny story segues in well with Bill Kristol's tweet. I'm trying to decide if he's going for a Mabel Normand or a Margaret Dumont dowager impression. Maggie Smith is ruled out because the Downton Abbey dowager is far too intelligent and witty.

Posted by: James OBrien at November 07, 2019 06:52 PM (uRr0n)

357 Woof!

Posted by: Mr. Pickles at November 07, 2019 06:53 PM (0bf0Z)

358 288 Tonypete-

How's the Missus ?
Posted by: JT

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Thanks for asking JT - she got great news really. She is responding well to the new meds and there may actually be some peripheral nerve regeneration. Yea!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2019 06:54 PM (Y4EXg)

359 The Race Bannon divorce case is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

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Oh yeah!! LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at November 07, 2019 06:56 PM (Y4EXg)

360 I tell you. Normally you'd think cartels wiping out women and children of a peaceful settlement would be enough to make drug cartels the bad guys.

Apparently not if there are Mormons involved.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2019 06:56 PM (DuZls)

361 What Biden did is called a corrupt kickback and selling influence. That is illegal.

Wasn't Ukraine already investigating corruption involving the Biden family while Ol' Slo' Sniffin' Joe was still swimming nekkid in front of his SS protection? And weren't the investigating them when OSSJ boasted about getting their prosecutor fired or they wouldn't get the money?

This appears to be an ongoing problem that predates PDT. All the Golden Scalp Weasel is doing is his duty as America's Top Cop to continue the investigation. Oh, and I heard someone mention that he's also abiding by some treaty we have with them.

I'm also willing to bet that PDT knows exactly what's going on with the Progressive Politburo behind their closed doors. I hope he and his legal team rip them a new asshole when this moves into a formal proceeding. Indictments would stop this shit right now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 07, 2019 06:56 PM (HaL55)

362 Pronunciation guide for you, as best I can decipher from the InterWebs (as of this milli-second)

Mx: Either meks or miks. It appears the SJWs are still arguing about it.

Latinx: La-teen-ex.

Posted by: Gref at November 07, 2019 07:00 PM (AMIL/)

363 81 75 Latinx should be used for people who are not really sure if they are Latin descendents.
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)

Like MalcolmX
Posted by: CN


A transgender coffee-colored anti-Semitic revolutionary these day could really go far naming xerself MalcolmX, pronounced "MAL-colmks." Gargling at the end helps.

Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2019 07:08 PM (fK2gX)

364 Good heavens, when I seem to be the decent human in the room it explains what the hell is wrong with social media. F these people with a cactus dipped in toxic waste.

Posted by: F'n Shitebird at November 07, 2019 07:12 PM (QI5PR)

365 So rip van Sessions and gun grabbing Bloomberg walk in to a registers office......... What blessings...

Posted by: F'n Shitebird at November 07, 2019 07:17 PM (QI5PR)

366 What exactly does non-binary mean anyway?

Posted by: dantesed at November 07, 2019 06:21 PM (88xKn)
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Usually hexadecimal. Less frequently, octal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2019 06:25 PM

If there's surprise octal, I think the site will crash.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 07, 2019 07:28 PM (/+bwe)

367 Inquiring minds like mine wanna know: where did "latinx" come from.

Was it:
A. An earnest SJW who decided a neutral collective term was needed?
B. An earnest SJW who decided a term was needed, but speakers of a really gender-inflected language couldn't come up with a suitably just word?
C. A Hispanic who got tired of being asked by earnest SJWs and blurted out the first thing that came to mind, and then went out and had beers and laughs with his friends: "You won't believe what I got that gringo to believe..."

Posted by: Skrapheap at November 07, 2019 08:28 PM (advWG)

368 The thing is, there is literally no difference between a guy pretending to be a woman in order to make a point and a guy pretending to be a woman. If there is no objective or legal definition of Man or Woman, if its all based entirely on self-identity, then Mx. Tippy Ramage is indistinguishable from Caitlyn Jenner.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at November 07, 2019 08:56 PM (Yn6WC)

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