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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Fake Whistleblower's Lawyer in 2017: "The coup has started," Brags That Deep State Will Impeach Trump and His Friends at CNN Will Play a Key RoleHmm, I wonder if this guy was talking to Tapper, Clapper, and Brennan. Mark Zaid, one of the attorneys representing the whistleblower at the center of the Democrats' ongoing impeachment inquiry, tweeted conspicuously in January 2017 that a "coup has started" and that "impeachment will follow ultimately." Then, in July 2017, Zaid remarked, "I predict @CNN will play a key role in @realDonaldTrump not finishing out his full term as president." Amid a slew of impeachment-related posts, Zaid also assured his Twitter followers that "as one falls, two more will take their place," referring to outgoing Trump administration employees.He means Deep State embeds being kicked out for subverting the duly-elected president and leaking national security information -- he's promising that for each one they find, two more will take their places. The posts, which came shortly after President Trump fired then-acting Attorney General Sally Yates for failing to defend federal laws in court, are likely to fuel Republican concerns that the whistleblower's complaint is tainted with partisanship. “The whistleblower’s lawyer gave away the game," the Trump campaign's communications director, Tim Murtaugh. told Fox News. "It was always the Democrats’ plan to stage a coup and impeach President Trump and all they ever needed was the right scheme. They whiffed on Mueller so now they’ve settled on the perfectly fine Ukraine phone call. This proves this was orchestrated from the beginning.”Wait, this mug is a fan of the Tapper/Clapper collective and "Fusion Nat" Bertrand?! No way!!!
CNN Business states that while some Fox News personalities want to use the name reportedly linked to the "whistleblower" complaint, bosses have warned against the move. On October 31, an unnamed executive emailed staff that the network had not "independently confirmed [the] name or identification of the anonymous whistleblower" and advised to "NOT fulfill any video or graphic requests" in connection to the so-called "whistleblower's" identity, according to the report. The demand from Fox News management to staff includes some of the network’s most-high profile personalities, including Sean Hannity. Jeanine Pirro, host of Justice with Judge Jeanine, suggested on Friday that hosts were to follow the guidelines, telling viewers that she and other employees "apparently can't say Ciaramella's name." On Monday, Hannity said he "confirmed independently" the so-called "whistleblower's" name, though he opted against revealing this name. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Boom!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:02 PM (cfSRQ) 2
Hah!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:02 PM (cfSRQ) 3
These people have lost their damn minds.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 06, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu) 4
As I said in a previous thread, the whistle blower has been macguffinized. His identity and testimony don't matter anymore, he's a movie magic plot device.
Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (Hucnr) 5
Something is confusing. I was told that there is no Deep State and whoever they might be, they are SUPER PATRIOTS. . .
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (xptlg) 6
It was a spoiling attack. They know their position is being overrun by facts.
The Flynn thing is a nightmare for them. Also, the government will shut down just before Thanksgiving unless they can get a budget passed. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (cfSRQ) 7
Zaid is quoting the "Hail Hydra" creed. "As one will fall two will follow."
Posted by: aquaviva at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (gtKRu) 8
How does President Trump keep all this coup stuff straight?. Someone give him a daily briefing on the latest info that comes out?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (WI7YS) 9
Tapper, Clapper, and Brennan are junior partners at Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (aS1PU) 10
Picture yourself in a cell in a prison
With tangerine guards and marmalade bars Somebody calls you you peer out quite slowly -- A ninja with samurai scars The cameras go black and he suddenly jumps He's reaching right for your throat Look for some help but there's no one around And you're dead (boom boom boom) Epstein didn't strangle himself Epstein didn't strangle himself Aaaaaaahhhhh- ahhhhhhhh. Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (fK2gX) Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (lD3vL) 12
Tucker should spend about 20 Minutes fisking this Whistleblower tonight.
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (P6oXN) 13
Respect mah authoritah!!~!
Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T) 14
SAD !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 07:05 PM (JwHjN) Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2019 07:05 PM (Izzlo) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 07:05 PM (06nX5) 17
Fox being conservative was a business decision. Old Man Murdoch was a Hillary man. His kids are running it now.
As for a coup, pretty sure the MSM will claim talking about overthrowing a sitting president is freedom of speech and can't be punished. Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (HNyOC) 18
Where's my big, fat whistle?
Posted by: Eric Carmelloanthony at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (EgshT) Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (1Vobx) 20
I never meant anyone who added 'Esquire' after their name that wasn't the protagonist in the blockbuster movie going on in their own head. And a raging a-hole.
Creepy Porn Lawyer probably does that. Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (RKQ/v) 21
Good thing I didn't kill myself, or I'd be missing all this news!
Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (Zz0t1) 22
Attorney for Fake Whistleblower Eric Ciaramella
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (yQpMk) 23
These idiots put their shit in accessible records. Idiots, crooked idiots, idiot crooks.
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (mU726) 24
After 10, and I was willowed so
How many times must a man look up Before he can see the sky? Yes, and how many ears must one man have Before he can hear people cry? Yes, and how many deaths will it take 'til he knows Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (BiNEL) 25
Is this the same Mark Zaid who's representing Mark Waid in Ya Boi Zack's lawsuit against him?
Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (Izzlo) 26
And Epstein STILL didn't kill himself
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (G546f) 27
The interesting thing will be watching the Never Trump crowd try to maintain their usual pathetic "above the fray" b.s. posture as this whole thing collapses yet again.
Goldberg's latest whine that Trump should just say he's sorry and then maybe the Dems won't crucify him or something is a new level of self-basing kink. I bet Pierre had him the ball gag mask when he typed it. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (cfSRQ) 28
Lubyanaka?
Check. Pravda? Check. Political prisoners? Check. Well, at least we have the Constitution! Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (iw59Q) 29
Traitor status: confirmed.
My guess is the CNN news hook that was arranged for by Comey briefing Trump on the dossier was this first step. I am pretty sure that Mr. Zaid has information that could lead to the indictment and imprisonment of hillary clinton. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (1CjJc) 30
Holy crap
Posted by: Peaches at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (14URa) 31
Tucker should spend about 20 Minutes fisking this Whistleblower tonight.
And blowing up Fox executives like BIL SAMMONS for spiking stories and relevant information. Either you're "fair and balanced" or your not. I know AOS is part of your show prep, Tucker. Do the right thing. Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (SENHs) 32
Also, the government will shut down just before Thanksgiving unless they can get a budget passed.
Shut it down. Automate all payments of government monies. Relocate offices to BFE, hire new people and open the offices next year. Drain. The. Swamp. Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (HNyOC) 33
Seriously, every time to see a Never Trumper like David French doing their pretend "this is super serious, and Trump has violated norms," imagine them literally sitting in a gimp suit being whipped as they type.
Because it's probably happening. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (cfSRQ) 34
Also, the government will shut down just before Thanksgiving unless they can get a budget passed.
And it will run after the second week in January so that all of the government employees will get six additional weeks of paid PTO during the holidays on top of their overly generous benefits package. And banks will step over each other promising to defer credit card, lease, car loan and mortgage payments until after they get their guaranteed back pay. Its good to be working for The Enemy. Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (lD3vL) Posted by: Jeffrey still dead Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:08 PM (ZLI7S) 36
>>>Picture yourself in a cell in a prison
With tangerine guards and marmalade bars Somebody calls you you peer out quite slowly -- A ninja with samurai scars haha Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:08 PM (PbpT7) 37
I think it might be a good idea if my name were spread far and wide, bypassing the MSM. Who won,t report it, for some reason.
And it's obvious: Epstein killed himself, you knuckle-dragging conspiracy mongers. Posted by: Eric Ciaramella, Whistleblower at November 06, 2019 07:08 PM (H/mV4) 38
an honest admission from that side, and a timely reminder of what is at stake
Posted by: bored383 at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (zJ4nO) 39
OK, I am confused by the legal justification for keeping this whistleblower's identity secret.
The Whistleblower laws only protect you from professional retribution, like getting fired. They do not protect your identity, nor protect you from the legal consequences of your actions. You know, legal consequences like punishment for breaking security laws. This person supposedly works for the CIA, so why in the hell is the CIA, who works for the PRESIDENT, concealing their identity? This idea that you can make an Public Accusation of wrongdoing, and then somehow be secret? Has me baffled. And that the media is playing this game? has me even more baffled. Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (NgKpN) 40
So, Hannity, Carlson, Dobbs, and the rest are now officially cucks. Glad I stopped watching FOX years ago.
Posted by: Galil at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (Pzzpr) 41
Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all. Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one. Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo -- Now don't tell me that Epstein killed himself. Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (fK2gX) Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (Hucnr) 43
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Also, the government will shut down just before Thanksgiving unless they can get a budget passed. Shut it down. Automate all payments of government monies. Relocate offices to BFE, hire new people and open the offices next year. Drain. The. Swamp. Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (HNyOC) --- Think this through. Nancy wants to hold the House, yet she's going to either have to shut the government down indefinitely or go ahead and work with the guy she's trying to impeach. That's going to be a laugh riot. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (cfSRQ) 44
...but blow just one whistle...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (HaL55) 45
"Know, o prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world, and Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself."
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (PbpT7) 46
But you will whistleblow me first.
Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (32YRo) 48
Mark Zaid is a particularly odious sack of shit. I really, really don't like that guy. After he has been worked to death on the canal, I will have him embalmed and placed in an exoskeleton to continue his duties. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (FmhK2) 49
Goldberg's latest whine that Trump should just say he's sorry and then maybe the Dems won't crucify him or something is a new level of self-basing kink. It's hard to believe this guy ever had any credibility after something like that. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (oVJmc) 50
Bret Baier is the face of neverTrump FNC, and a disgusting little shit he is.
He's the one that picks Stephen Hayes, Jonah Goldberg, Marie Harf and others to be on his "panels" to make things "fair and balanced." Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (4ZE6o) 51
so I don't want to do it but people can do "The Aristocrats" style jokes with the final line of course being, "Epstein did not kill himself"!
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7) 52
"31 Tucker should spend about 20 Minutes fisking this Whistleblower tonight.
And blowing up Fox executives like BIL SAMMONS for spiking stories and relevant information. Either you're "fair and balanced" or your not. I know AOS is part of your show prep, Tucker. Do the right thing." Tucker is a loyal employee. He also is the canary in a coalmine. When the Sammon cucks shitcan Tucker, and it will happen, the last light goes out at Fox and basically everywhere of any prominence. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (iw59Q) 53
Every time I read that the deep state is full of "patriots" I wonder if there was EVER an illegal coup with people who did not think (or fool themselves into thinking) that they were doing the right thing.
I doubt it. Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (Ed8Zd) 54
Conservative bloggers need to this clown down, like they did Dan rather in2004.
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (HrSJb) 55
, Zaid also assured his Twitter followers that "as one falls, two more will take their place," referring to outgoing Trump administration employees.
The Hydra was the monster in the Heracles cycle. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (ykYG2) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (GRbI+) 57
New York, New York, is everything they say
And no place that I'd rather be Where else can you kill Jeffery Epstein And get away like Hillary? They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating And from what I've seen I believe 'em Now the old boy may be barely breathing But the heart of rock and roll, heart of rock and roll is still beating Posted by: reason, who still think we're doing this at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (F26eZ) Posted by: NOTSKI THAT GUYSKI at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (dhszW) 59
>>>50 Bret Baier is the face of neverTrump FNC, and a disgusting little shit he is.
He's the one that picks Stephen Hayes, Jonah Goldberg, Marie Harf and others to be on his "panels" to make things "fair and balanced." ... yes, he's one of the very bad ones, but Bill Sammon is the one going around silencing reporters or consigning important stories to the website to protect his establishment friends and Deep State buddies. Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (PbpT7) 60
Without a indictment out of all this we're sunk
Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (ZCEU2) 61
Somewhere out there a lonely wall needs blood and bullet holes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (9Om/r) 62
And it will run after the second week in January so
that all of the government employees will get six additional weeks of paid PTO during the holidays on top of their overly generous benefits package. And banks will step over each other promising to defer credit card, lease, car loan and mortgage payments until after they get their guaranteed back pay. Its good to be working for The Enemy. Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (lD3vL) --- The wine moms are going to have a problem with it, though. All the nice "centrist" Dems who totally are responsible and stuff are going to look like lunatics. Go long on popcorn futures. Things are just getting started. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (cfSRQ) 63
This idea that you can make an Public Accusation of wrongdoing, and then somehow be secret?
Has me baffled. And that the media is playing this game? has me even more baffled. Because the Enemedia hates the Constitution, hates Western Civilization and prefers Star Chambers and "Show me the man, I'll show you the crime" sort of "courts". Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (lD3vL) 64
When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for
Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (NWiLs) 65
These nets are no damn good.
Posted by: Eric Carmelloanthony at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (EgshT) 66
Ugh. Jeff Sessions. Dude, shop around for a university president's gig, or something. Let fresher blood go to the senate. Reasonable evidence that sterner stuff than you offer is needed these days.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (QDnY+) 67
"Luke, Epstein didn't kill himself!"
Luke - "NOOOOOOOooooo...." *falls into the bottom of Cloud City. Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (HaL55) 68
Exposing this scum also helps keep the GOP Squishers in the Senate from jumping ship.
I wish conservatives had their own Saturday Night Live. Ripping Romney, Plugs Biden etc.. would be great Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (HrSJb) 69
Its pretty appropriate to quote E A Poe - that poem was one of my favorites
Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (32YRo) 70
As mentioned earlier, is Ciaramella the NYT article/ soon to be released tell-all book author, that was keeping the #Resistance alive in the WH?
Posted by: Ever at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (ZZDMQ) Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (cF8AT) 72
I hope they all begin using Ciaramella's picture as set backgrounds. Every show.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (S44lC) Posted by: Mr Epstein who did not kill himself at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (G546f) 74
Superclifragilistic Epstein didn't kill himself!
Posted by: Marry Poppinz at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (mU726) 75
Imagine all love before us
Living life in peace Wooo.. ooo You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one who thinks Epstein didn't suicide Like the press, says he done Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (NgKpN) 76
I never meant anyone who added 'Esquire' after their name that wasn't the protagonist in the blockbuster movie going on in their own head. And a raging a-hole.
Creepy Porn Lawyer probably does that. Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (RKQ/v) Yeah, like we care he reads "Esquire." He probably should have put @MarkSZaidMotherJones. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (GRbI+) 77
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere Their tears are filling up their glassesKill himself, Epstein didn't kill himself, https://youtu.be/aVevvbFNKiY Posted by: He's the Mole at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (K3B2k) 78
'Epstein didn't kill himself' is the new RickRoll.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (oVJmc) 79
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)
Wine moms are watching Bravo and Investigation Discovery and their husbands are watching sports and porn. So unless you can get all this info onto Pornhub and Xnxx, they'll never see it. Posted by: Robert Falcon Scott at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (N52o2) 80
Because the Enemedia hates the Constitution, hates Western Civilization and prefers Star Chambers and "Show me the man, I'll show you the crime" sort of "courts". Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (lD3vL) --- On the twitters today, I saw screen grabs of Drudge trying to blame Don. Jr. for "outing" the whistleblower juxtaposed with Drudge earlier running the same article Don Jr. quoted. Talk about jumping the shark... Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (cfSRQ) 81
Come gather around Democrats, wherever you roam
And admit that the waters around you have grown And accept it that soon you'll be drenched to the bone If your time to you is worth savin' Then you better start swimmin' or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin' Because Epstein didn't commit suicide Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (BiNEL) 82
Mama told me there's be days like this.
Posted by: Eric Carmelloanthony at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (EgshT) 83
You don't know what I got.
Posted by: Little Douche Coup at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (Tnijr) Posted by: Jeffrey still dead Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (ZLI7S) 85
66. I hate Sessions to, but he serves a purpose. He puts Moore to sleep. Let him be a backbencher in the Senate. Trump will ignore him
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (HrSJb) 86
She slowly slid her skirt down below her waist, revealing her creamy thighs. A tinge of excitement took over my body as I began to tremble.
She leaned in close and began to whisper sweet Epstein didn't kill himself's into my ear. Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (Zz0t1) 87
what rhomboid said. re Sessions, the statement to make is Vinny's : I got no more use for this guy
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (ykYG2) 88
dammit
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 07:15 PM (ZLI7S) 89
Gluttony. Greed. Lust. Sloth. Wrath. Pride. And Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Se7en at November 06, 2019 07:15 PM (NWiLs) 90
> "And 45 years from now we may be recalling stories regarding the impeachment of Donald Trump..."
Dream on Hamilton Burger. Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 07:15 PM (WHVt7) 91
yes, he's one of the very bad ones, but Bill Sammon is the one going around silencing reporters or consigning important stories to the website to protect his establishment friends and Deep State buddies.
Posted by: ace I really love to see the Goldberg face wince when he sees Molly on the panel - oooh, the beat down he's about to get! Too bad its few and far between - she should be on every night like Krauthammer. Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (32YRo) 92
Willowed sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (85Gof) 93
"Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting-
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken!-quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!" Quoth the Raven "Epstein didn't kill himself." Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (FmhK2) 95
She slowly slid her skirt down below her waist, revealing her creamy thighs. A tinge of excitement took over my body as I began to tremble.
She leaned in close and began to whisper sweet Epstein didn't kill himself's into my ear. Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (Zz0t1) Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me!... Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (N52o2) 96
Rush is the one who always has Brett Baier on his show. Little Skull and Bones Bushie fuck
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (HrSJb) Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (Dh1wo) Posted by: Mr Epstein who did not kill himself at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (G546f) 99
Every time I read that the deep state is full of "patriots" I wonder if there was EVER an illegal coup with people who did not think (or fool themselves into thinking) that they were doing the right thing.
CS Lewis weighed in on this. "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (lD3vL) 100
Because the Enemedia hates the Constitution, hates Western Civilization and prefers Star Chambers and "Show me the man, I'll show you the crime" sort of "courts".
Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (lD3vL) To be fair, Star Chambers are so much more efficient and think of the savings to the taxpayer! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (BiNEL) 101
>>50
Bret Baier is the face of neverTrump FNC, and a disgusting little shit he is. Baier reminds me of an old fireplug the neighborhood dogs lift their legs on. Fvck that guy in particular. Posted by: Galil at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (Pzzpr) 102
Chelsea, I am your father.
Posted by: Darth Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (EgshT) 103
The hosts can not mentioned the blowjobs name, but they can not control the guests
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (85Gof) 104
"59 >>>50 Bret Baier is the face of neverTrump FNC, and a disgusting little shit he is.
He's the one that picks Stephen Hayes, Jonah Goldberg, Marie Harf and others to be on his "panels" to make things "fair and balanced." ... yes, he's one of the very bad ones, but Bill Sammon is the one going around silencing reporters or consigning important stories to the website to protect his establishment friends and Deep State buddies." Hell, it's been confirmed Sammon (and Stirewalt) prematurely called that the House would flip parties because voting was still ongoing in Orange County. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (iw59Q) Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (N52o2) 106
Jay, that's apparently the point, though of course we now know that select elements of the Keystone Coup began in *2O15*. This tweet accurately reflects the mindset involved but probably over-states the actual situation. Doubt this guy had any inkling of what was going on already. He and his team were immediately trying to gin up fake scandals - like the Ukraine one - even including trailer-borne sandwich signs towed around DC [amazing, but true].
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (QDnY+) 107
When you're alone, and life is making you lonely
You can always go Fake Suicide When you've got worries, all the noise and the hurry Seems to help, I know Fake Suicide Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty Here's your noose Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (PbpT7) 108
See the USA in your Chevrolet
America's asking you to call Drive your Chevrolet through the USA Epstein didn't kill himself, at all Posted by: ptschett at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (zB+vL) 109
Brett Baier looks like Tom Cruise in Risky Business
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (HrSJb) 110
66 Ugh. Jeff Sessions. Dude, shop around for a university president's gig, or something. Let fresher blood go to the senate. Reasonable evidence that sterner stuff than you offer is needed these days.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (QDnY+) ----- If he gives some townhall or something I may drive down there and tell the old f****** to retire. And thanks for recusal and the two years shitshow. Posted by: MAGA at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (I5LRE) 111
This is why Hillary didn't come out to face her supporters election night.
She was busy, on the phone, giving the Go orders. Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (mU726) 112
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought this would happen to me!... Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (N52o2) "Same here!" @MarkZaidPenthouse. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (GRbI+) 113
Bret Baier looks like a pervert. Can't quite place it what it is, but he strikes me as the kind of guy who'd try to put his thumb up your butt in the locker room. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (FmhK2) 114
Stirewalt is Rove's fat bastard son
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (HrSJb) 115
>>>Emergency at Dutch airport?? ...
https://twitter.com/JCdeGraaf/status/ 1192149671441031170 i think that is dated and that the situation, whatever it was, was resolved without much incident. Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7) Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (G546f) 117
Hitman for sale or rent
Kill some fool -- fifty cents. No guards, no cameras work -- It's a snap t' kill this jerk. Twenny years of rapin' babes Buys a Eight by twelve murder cage. He's a suicide? By no means. Epstein is dead. Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (fK2gX) 118
>>>Bret Baier looks like a pervert. Can't quite place it what it is, but he strikes me as the kind of guy who'd try to put his thumb up your butt in the locker room.
lol Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7) 119
>>Hell, it's been confirmed Sammon (and Stirewalt) prematurely called that the House would flip parties because voting was still ongoing in Orange County.
Stirewalt is a dunce. An incurious load of lard. He knows squat about politics. Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (ZLI7S) 120
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This is why Hillary didn't come out to face her supporters election night. She was busy, on the phone, giving the Go orders. Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (mU726) --- Face-down, passed out on the floor. Surrounded by broken vodka bottles. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (cfSRQ) Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7) 122
102 Chelsea, I am your father.
Posted by: Darth Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (EgshT) "Phew! I guess I'm off the hook." Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (GRbI+) 123
103 The hosts can not mentioned the blowjobs name, but they can not control the guests
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (85Gof) Wait! The Whistleblower is HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED??? its... Voldemort? Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (NgKpN) 124
I'll I just call him 'E' Ciaramella, this way no one will catch on.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (IGJk8) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (aKsyK) 126
he strikes me as the kind of guy who'd try to put his thumb up your butt in the locker room.
===== Go on.... Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (JcXHH) Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (iw59Q) 128
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The sheet it has a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become? I befriended a Clinton Everyone I know Goes away in the end Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (P6oXN) 129
Emergency at Dutch airport?? ...
https://twitter.com/JCdeGraaf/status/ 1192149671441031170 i think that is dated and that the situation, whatever it was, was resolved without much incident. Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7) Yes the pilot set off an alarm by mistake Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (85Gof) 130
Dammit, got caught out by a nood. Well, hell, that does not stop a true Moron:
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "Epstein did not kill himself." Posted by: Things Rorschach WOULD have said at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (2B9A/) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (2B9A/) 131
115 >>>Emergency at Dutch airport?? ...
https://twitter.com/JCdeGraaf/status/ 1192149671441031170 i think that is dated and that the situation, whatever it was, was resolved without much incident. Posted by: ace Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it. Seriously. Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (fK2gX) 132
Without Sessions, the GOP has a open GOP Primary with about 10 candidates. Moore could sneak in again. We cannot take that risk again. We need that pickup to offset Gardner and McSally
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (HrSJb) 133
>>>Stirewalt is a dunce. An incurious load of lard.
He knows squat about politics. ... He knows how to get drunk. Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (PbpT7) 134
I've fallen and I didn't kill myself!
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein for Life Alert at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (llfsS) 135
Lou Dobbs just played a clip of Alyson Camarota interviewing Trump supporters. She asks, "Is there anything he could do or say that would prevent you from voting for him?"
Woman: "No" Camarota: "If he shot someone on 5th ave. you'd still vote for him!?" Woman: "Depends on why he shot them." I about spit my drink out! Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (cF8AT) 136
Saw a bird with a tear in his eye
Walking to New Orleans, my oh my Hey, now, bird, wouldn't you rather die than Walk this world when you're born to fly? Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: mrtmz at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (m/Gc2) 137
These people have lost their damn minds.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy ---- At this point, they all agree that the Wile E. Coyote attacks on Trump have nothing to do with why they REALLY want him ousted; they just want him ousted, damn it, and they'll use any tactic they can use to make that happen! ...But they can't remember what the real reason is that they want him ousted. It's like Muslims. They know they hate Jews and want them driven into the sea... they just can't recall why. Posted by: RKae at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (DQebX) 138
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (fK2gX)
Zombie gets one million upvotes for a Roger Miller parody Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (N52o2) 139
Face-down, passed out on the floor.
Surrounded by broken vodka bottles. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (cfSRQ) that was code for "its a go." Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (IGJk8) 140
Zaid spends too much time reading comic books. He fancies himself part of the resistance.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (hku12) 141
Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it. Seriously.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (fK2gX) that.intern is Senator material Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (G546f) 142
>>>Stirewalt is a dunce. An incurious load of lard.
He knows squat about politics. ... He knows how to get drunk. He's an amateur. Posted by: Chris Matthews at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Wytshus at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (h1FVB) 144
Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty
Here's your noose Posted by: ace I had that Clarke album - ugh not to date myself or anything. Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (32YRo) 145
>>He knows how to get drunk.
He also knows what it costs to hire a Hobo to take a dump on his hairless chest. Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (P6oXN) Posted by: Darth Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (EgshT) 147
Don't "hate" sessions. Just prefer better material. Though I don't hold out much hope, as the GOP is not changing an iota, and will simply outlast Trump. Of course Jeff was one of only a handful of GOP who had a sane and popular approach to illegal mass migration [and meant it], so there's that.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (QDnY+) 148
has reportedly forbid anyone at the network from saying "Eric Ciaramella," the alleged whistleblower's name.
Blucher!! Posted by: Bruce at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (vd8XM) 149
These fuckers want to start the coup.
Be very very careful what you wish for. We are happy to help finish it. Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (axyOa) Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (HrSJb) 151
I never meant anyone who added 'Esquire' after their name that wasn't the protagonist in the blockbuster movie going on in their own head. And a raging a-hole.
I rather enjoy intentionally misunderstanding pretentious lawyers who either go with the "Esquire" crap, or make a point of going by their middle names. "I'm M. Night Shamalamadingdong." (First such name came to mind; I know he's not a lawyer.) Extending hand: "Glad to meet, M." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (GRbI+) 152
Well I am just a modern guy
Of course I've had it in the ear before I got a lust for life Lust for life Lust for life Posted by: Regular dead Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (6/uwW) 153
Hitman for sale or rent
Kill some fool -- fifty cents. No guards, no cameras work -- It's a snap t' kill this jerk. Twenny years of rapin' babes Buys a Eight by twelve murder cage. He's a suicide? By no means. Epstein is dead. Posted by: zombie at haha!!! Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7) 154
Surveying the dingy, smoke-filled cellar tavern, Conan noted a kohl-eyed trull lazily plying her well-used yet supple wares. Hungry in more ways than one after his long and hazard filled trek across the steppe, he approached her in two mighty strides. Circling her waist with one of his oaken thews, he pulled her close, until her heaving bosom pressed hard against his own mighty chest. His black eyes pierced her own blue deeply, foretelling of things to come, as he uttered with a throaty and low growl, "Epstein didn't kill himself."
Posted by: Pumpkin at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (87EdW) 155
Woman: "No"
Camarota: "If he shot someone on 5th ave. you'd still vote for him!?" Woman: "Depends on why he shot them." I about spit my drink out! Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (cF8AT) Now I did! LMAO! Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (IGJk8) 156
>>Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it. Seriously.
And literally in a matter of minutes it morphed into 3 knife wielding terrorists were holding 27 passengers hostage. Our media is tip top. Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: Maverick at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (Zz0t1) 159
Ask yourself this Fox News Fans. If the whistleblower came out when Obama was POTUS. would Fox have exposed him?
Yes Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (HrSJb) Posted by: John Kerry at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (q1Pj5) 162
Please do not mention Stirewalt. My wife gets upset and throws things, my dog barks and growls, and the winds begin to howl outside. Just let him slip into the obscurity he so deserves.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (S44lC) 163
Bret Baier looks like a pervert. Can't quite place
it what it is, but he strikes me as the kind of guy who'd try to put his thumb up your butt in the locker room. lol Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7) --- Among those of a certain age, it was widely known that TV reporters were dumb as posts. They were pretty faces, nothing more. I think what's happened is that "print" journalism has collapsed to the point where these people don't look nearly as stupid as before. Yeah, the media was biased, but the newspaper guys could at least write intelligent prose and do independent research. Now even respected publications are basically listicles whose *senior editors* are the kind of people who didn't know that the US once banned alcohol. "OMG, really! Let me Google that!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (cfSRQ) 164
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Who was in a jail cell, maximum security? (JEFFERY EPSTEIN!) Flamboyant and pervy, a pedo was he! (JEFFERY EPSTEIN!) Blackmailing was how he accrued all his wealth! (JEFFERY EPSTEIN!) You're mistaken if you think he scuttled himself! JEFFERY EPSTEIN! JEFFERY EPSTEIN! JEFFERYYYYYYYYYY EPSTEINNNNNNNN! (doo doo doo doot, doo-doot) Posted by: reason, who still think we're doing this at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (F26eZ) 165
Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it. Seriously.
Posted by: zombie --- See? Same thing happened to me! I just showed the thing to the intern and she did the rest! Posted by: Slick Willie at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (DQebX) 166
What a perversion.
The whole idea of whistleblower protections is to protect them from retribution from the organization they are reporting on. So if someone sees wrongdoing, they are supposed to (a) go through the chain of command to report it, and if not they can (b) become a "whistle blower" and report it externally. At that point the protections are there to protect them from retribution such as losing their job or being demoted. NONE OF THAT APPLIES HERE, and none of that protects the person from normal reporting of issues relevant to the public by the media. In fact, the prosecution is OBLIGATED to report his name publicly since that whole confrontation clause idea ("the accused shall enjoy the right...to be confronted with the witnesses against him.") and in a public accusation such as this, the person's position, background, politics, etc. are vital to understanding his credibility. On top of this, there is no secrecy once something is in the public domain. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (LWu6U) 167
A candy-colored clown they call the sandman Tiptoes to my room every night Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper Go to sleep. Everything is all rightKill himself, Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: He's the Mole at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (K3B2k) 168
Jeffrey Epstein's body lies a-moldering in the grave
Jeffrey Epstein's body lies a-moldering in the grave Jeffrey Epstein's body lies a-moldering in the grave But he did not kill himself! Glory, Glory, Hallelujah Glory, Glory, Hallelujah Glory, Glory, Hallelujah He did not kill himself! In jail in New York City he was strangled 'til he was blue, For he had compromising information on many more men too, They hung like a traitor, they themselves the traitor crew And he didn't kill himself! Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (o4fG0) 169
How about: for each traitor hanged, two more have their asses renditioned?
Alas, though, it is not to be: Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (WqPYg) 170
"Life has never interested me so much as the escape from life, but I remain certain that Jeffery Epstein did not wish to escape this life!"
Posted by: ZOmbie H P Lovecraft at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (BiNEL) 171
has reportedly forbid anyone at the network from saying "Eric has reportedly forbid anyone at the network from saying "Eric Ciaramella," the alleged whistleblower's name.," the alleged whistleblower's name.
I'm just glad he didn't Kamala Harris. Kamala Ciaramella?? Imagine the fun public address announcers would have trying to say THAT. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (GRbI+) 172
Chelsea, I am your father.
Posted by: Darth Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (EgshT) "Phew! I guess I'm off the hook." Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM Damn it!!! That is some first class scotch I just spewed across the keyboard!!! Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (axyOa) Posted by: Little Douche Coup at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (Tnijr) 174
Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it. Seriously.
Posted by: zombie ---- That little girl was me. Posted by: RKae at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (DQebX) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (ykYG2) 176
...has reportedly forbid anyone at the network from saying "Eric Ciaramella," the alleged whistleblower's name.
If they are saying that any name can be mentioned except E. Ciaramella, then its confirmed and we can all drop the silly "alleged" garbage. Posted by: Penguin of F'ing Joy 🖕 at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (lD3vL) 177
147. Well said my friend. Sessions sucks, but he clears the field
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (HrSJb) 178
160 Blucher!!
Neighhhh! Posted by: John Kerry at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (yQpMk) ------------ I lol'd. Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (F26eZ) 179
Who's peeking out from under a stairway
Calling a name that's lighter than air Who's bending down to give me a rainbow Everyone knows Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (NWiLs) 180
Stirewalt is Rove's fat bastard son
Posted by: Jonah I hate that giggling fool - his political instincts are shit - why again is he there? Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (32YRo) 181
lmao!! Tami my husband was watching that and he called me back to the bedroom to watch it. I was dying! He's still laughing btw.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (dUJdY) 182
Mark Zaid, one of the attorneys representing the whistleblower at the center of the Democrats' ongoing impeachment inquiry, tweeted conspicuously in January 2017 that a "coup has started" and that "impeachment will follow ultimately."
And yes, I know to ask the question is to answer it, but - This man has admitted - openly admitted - to participating in a coup against a duly elected president of the USA. Why isn't this literally treasonous fuck cowering in a corner shitting himself while a Marine battalion smashes in his door and drags him off to the nearest wall? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2019 07:25 PM (Ki5SV) 183
I'm Shocked that a lawyer would say such things!
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at November 06, 2019 07:25 PM (+oR7L) 184
The legend of Mmatmuor and Sodosma shall arise only in the latter cycles of Earth, when the glad legends of the prime have been forgotten. Before the time of its telling, many epochs shall have passed away, and the seas shall have fallen in their beds, and new continents shall have come to birth. Perhaps, in that day, it will serve to beguile for a little the black weariness of a dying race, grown hopeless of all but oblivion. I tell the tale as men shall tell it in Zothique, the last continent, beneath a dim sun and sad heavens where the stars come out in terrible brightness before eventide and even then men shall remember that Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:25 PM (ykYG2) 185
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All by myself, don't wanna be all by myself, anymore Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (q1Pj5) --- I think Eric Carmen was actually tweeting about Epstein today. Weird world. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:25 PM (cfSRQ) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2019 07:25 PM (rBtIz) 187
I posted earlier about this, but somehow the Repubs need to strategically weave these text messages into next week hearings. The whistleblowers lawyer wanted a coup and was determined to get Trump no matter what.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (wiXsO) 188
181 lmao!! Tami my husband was watching that and he called me back to the bedroom to watch it. I was dying! He's still laughing btw.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (dUJdY) That woman was just deadpan serious! Didn't miss a beat. Too funny! Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (cF8AT) 189
"The suspected fake whistleblower, who has a first name in common with an obese sociopath South Park character and a last name that sounds like a bowel syndrome that produces bloody stool..."
Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (N52o2) 190
U.S. diplomat Bill Taylor, during his deposition last month, identified the New York Times as the sole source of his claim that President Donald Trump wanted Ukraine to help him get dirt on Joe Biden, transcripts released Wednesday show.
BRIETBART Lol Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (85Gof) 191
If only actual Hitler (or ISIS) had been fought this vigorously.
Instead, we will impeach Trump at all costs because HOW DARE HE! Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (9hauA) 192
"has reportedly forbid anyone at the network from "saying "Eric has reportedly forbid anyone at the network from saying "Eric Ciaramella," the alleged whistleblower's name.," the alleged whistleblower's name."
I hope Steyn comes on Tucker and says "Eric! Eric! Eric!" as loud as he can. Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (32YRo) 193
It's as if these people know nothing is going to happen to them...
Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (RU4sa) Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (ucNdt) 195
Surveying the dingy, smoke-filled cellar tavern, Conan noted a kohl-eyed trull lazily plying her well-used yet supple wares. Hungry in more ways than one after his long and hazard filled trek across the steppe, he approached her in two mighty strides. Circling her waist with one of his oaken thews, he pulled her close, until her heaving bosom pressed hard against his own mighty chest. His black eyes pierced her own blue deeply, foretelling of things to come, as he uttered with a throaty and low growl, "Epstein didn't kill himself."
Posted by: Pumpkin at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM And in a last gasping self fulfilling orgasm, she moaned...get to the choppas! Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (axyOa) 196
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed. And on the pedestal these words appear: 'Epstein didn't kill himself!' Posted by: Percy 'Pimp' Shelley at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (RKQ/v) 197
"180 Stirewalt is Rove's fat bastard son
Posted by: Jonah I hate that giggling fool - his political instincts are shit - why again is he there?" Someone has to bottom now that Shep is gone. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (iw59Q) 198
Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it. Seriously.
Isn't there some safe code that can be radioed in for such an event? Of is this one of those block headed government things that they assume every asshole hijacker is in on the codes? Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy 🖕 at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (lD3vL) 199
Still cannot believe Kentucky elected a Marxist with 0% from the NRA, and a 100% from the Planned Butcherhood.
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (HrSJb) 200
Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the
cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it. Seriously. Posted by: zombie Also don't pull up on the stupid emergency brake button they have now in cars when the car is doing 60 mph. I......I mean a friend.. thought it would be disengaged at that speed. Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (IGJk8) 201
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I'm Shocked that a lawyer would say such things! Posted by: Hamilton Burger at November 06, 2019 07:25 PM (+oR7L) Hold my beer. Posted by: Michael Avenatti at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (14URa) 202
Epstein dead That's what I said Let the man rap a plan, said he'd send him home But his hope was a rope, and he should have known Everybody's misused him, ripped him off and abused him Another junkie playin', pushin' dope for the man A terrible blow, but that's how it go Epstein on the corner now, if you wanna be a junkie, wow Remember, Epstein dead Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (aKsyK) 203
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe, And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: Stick to the Devil you know. And you know that Epstein did not kill himself. Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (PHxng) 204
How DARE you!!??
I should be across the ocean, sitting in class. But you stole my childhood. You stole my Epstein didn't kill himself! Posted by: Greta Thunderthighs at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (Zz0t1) 205
Buttercup was born on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farmboy who worked there. His name was Wesley- but she never called him that.
'Isn't that a wonderful beginning?' 'Yeah, it's really good.' "Farmboy, shine my horses' saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning." "Epstein did not kill himself." "Farmboy, fill these with water." "Epstein did not kill himself." "'Epstein did not kill himself' was all he ever said to her. And one day she realized that when he said 'Epstein did not kill himself', what he meant was 'Epstein did not kill himself.' And she was amazed to discover that 'Epstein did not kill himself.' Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (2B9A/) 206
Lou Dobbs just played a clip of Alyson Camarota interviewing Trump supporters. She asks, "Is there anything he could do or say that would prevent you from voting for him?"
Woman: "No" Camarota: "If he shot someone on 5th ave. you'd still vote for him!?" Woman: "Depends on why he shot them." I about spit my drink out! Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM ********* That. Is. Funny. Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (wiXsO) 207
although Pumpkin, if you are going to write Conan stories, and I agree you should, remember that the Cimmerian warrior had BLUE eyes. His skin was dark. Conan was a Western Hunter Gatherer.
(How Robert Howard could predict the WHG, I don't know.) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (ykYG2) 208
One Adam 12, One Adam 12, see the man Epstein who didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Dispatch at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (mU726) 209
This man has admitted - openly admitted - to participating in a coup against a duly elected president of the USA.
Why isn't this literally treasonous fuck cowering in a corner shitting himself while a Marine battalion smashes in his door and drags him off to the nearest wall? Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing --- You'd think that a president who is "LITERALLY HITLER!" would do something, y'know, Hitleresque. ...Hitlerian? Posted by: RKae at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (DQebX) 210
190 U.S. diplomat Bill Taylor, during his deposition last month, identified the New York Times as the sole source of his claim that President Donald Trump wanted Ukraine to help him get dirt on Joe Biden, transcripts released Wednesday show.
BRIETBART Lol Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (85Gof) This is the circle jerk to end all circle jerks. They feed the info to the media...then site the media as their source. Did the same thing with the FISA warrants. Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (cF8AT) 211
You might think that someone high up would have an independent investigation into Epstein's death but you would probably be wrong.
Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (Tnijr) 212
Pay no attention to that ERIC CIARAMELLA behind the curtain!!!
Posted by: The Wizard of Fox at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (EgshT) 213
Also don't pull up on the stupid emergency brake button they have now in cars when the car is doing 60 mph
Oh yeah, OK let me write that one down Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (85Gof) 214
Camarota: "If he shot someone on 5th ave. you'd still vote for him!?" Woman: "Depends on why he shot them." I about spit my drink out! Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (cF8AT) Aside from being hilarious, this is the appropriate answer, when you think of it. Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (9hauA) 215
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Still cannot believe Kentucky elected a Marxist with 0% from the NRA, and a 100% from the Planned Butcherhood. Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (HrSJb) --- The incumbent gov was super unpopular and the GOP controls the legislature. The guy's pretty boxed in. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (cfSRQ) 216
Tami, they don't get it. They will NEVER get it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (dUJdY) 217
"Phew! I guess I'm off the hook."
Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (GRbI+) "Me too." - Howdy Doody. Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (HaL55) 218
197. Watch the youtube video of election night 2016 at Fox. Stirewalt and Rove were next to each other , and probably farting all night.
Tucker Carlson looked at both of them, and then roasted them on their anti trump bias. Jabbed Rove on his Romney love too Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (HrSJb) 219
I thought I could come up with some more "Epstein didn't kill himself" lines, but the takeoff I did of "MacArthur Park" on the last thread's about as much as I can figure.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (Ki5SV) Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (ucNdt) 221
We had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, Epstein was going direct the other way once the hired thugs had tied the bedsheet around his neck.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (LWu6U) 222
#115 Okay. I don't date much, Ace!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (Dh1wo) 223
This man has admitted - openly admitted - to participating in a coup against a duly elected president of the USA.
Why isn't this literally treasonous fuck cowering in a corner shitting himself while a Marine battalion smashes in his door and drags him off to the nearest wall? Because it is the epitomy of patriotism and honor to remove an illegitimate president who didn't win the qualifying popular vote. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (lD3vL) 224
215. True. And a new star emerged in Cameron
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (HrSJb) 225
F_ you! That's my name! You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting.
You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me? E - D - K - H Epstein Didn't Kill Himself. Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (l6b3d) 226
Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the
cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it. Seriously. Posted by: zombie [shrugs] Could happen to anyone. Posted by: Elanor Holmes Norton at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (q1Pj5) 227
It is like the Earth Sea Trilogy. If you know their true name, you own them.
Posted by: SpamfRoming at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (nmeGl) 228
"...sing us a song-
You're the blogger man, Sing us a song tonight, Cause we're all in the mood to jail Hillary- Since Epstein didn't take his own life..." Posted by: Fringe at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (vx54i) 229
"38 an honest admission from that side, and a timely reminder of what is at stake
Posted by: bored383 at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (zJ4nO) " This, srsly. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (JwHjN) 230
Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep It starts when you're always afraid You step out of line, the Clintons come and fake your death We better stop, hey, what's that sound Everybody, Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Buffalo Springfield at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (+oR7L) Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (RU4sa) 232
216 Tami, they don't get it. They will NEVER get it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (dUJdY) And I looooooathe Camarota. Couldn't have happened to a better 'news reader'. Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (cF8AT) 233
I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop The rock it to the bang bang boogie Say up jump the boogie to the Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (NWiLs) 234
Does the rule apply to FNC guests? If not, ...
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (9hauA) 235
The legend lives on from Pedo Island on down
Of the man who they called Jeffrey Epstein The man, it is said, didn't turn himself dead When the skies of August turned gloomy Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (tVQUs) 236
Heh. Just read that the Kentucky Governor's race may be decided by the State Legislature.
Oh I would love to see the Leftists head explode on that one. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (r+sAi) 237
Coup plotter admits plotting coup?
Only in America can a coup plotter not only brag about being part of the coup, but can be celebrated and also avoid the traditional penalty for being part of a coup. Fuck it. Hang him. Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (U50PB) 238
Lemme understand: Eric Ciaramella killed Epstein?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (S44lC) 239
223. It is the frickin Media. They choose what gets covered on the air. Fox used to be our savior on that, but they have moved center left
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (HrSJb) 240
I sure hope someone - a bunch of someones - has saved all of Mark Zaid's tweets because I have the feeling they are about to be deleted.
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (aXucN) 241
Thanks SMH!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 07:32 PM (dUJdY) 242
This is the circle jerk to end all circle jerks. They feed the info to the media...then site the media as their source.
Did the same thing with the FISA warrants. Posted by: Tami --- "Cite." Just... y'know. Posted by: RKae at November 06, 2019 07:32 PM (DQebX) 243
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at November 06, 2019 07:32 PM (Zz0t1) 244
Nothing to see here. Straight shooter
Posted by: G marks the spot at November 06, 2019 07:32 PM (ZJ/ol) 245
True. And a new star emerged in Cameron
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (HrSJb) --- Plus, we outed some concern trolls, which is always useful. Seriously, Trump gave Bevin a 20-point boost and he still couldn't close the deal. Meanwhile, the GOP basically owned every other statewide race in Kentucky. But yeah, Trump is awful. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:32 PM (cfSRQ) 246
It's hard to really blame Hannity and Pirro.
When you only have hundreds of millions of dollars, it's difficult to take principled stands on truths about the attempted coup against the American voters and the leader of the country by treasonous agents. One really should have tens of billions before taking such a bold risk. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 06, 2019 07:32 PM (iIUKh) 247
Epstein is dead in America
That's what I said in America Strangled in bed in America We're filled with dread in America! Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (fK2gX) 248
And I looooooathe Camarota. Couldn't have happened to a better 'news reader'.
Same here. I remember her on Fox and thinking then she was not a conservative. Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (dUJdY) 249
PLEASE tell me that someone is gathering all this evidence to submit for the treason trials that start immediately after this shitshow is finished and the public hangings are on their way.
Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (Zz0t1) 250
In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
Of every head he's had the pleasure to have known And all the people that come go Stop and say "Epstein didn't kill himself" --- Posted by: Beatles at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (YOhRS) Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (ucNdt) 252
Aside from being hilarious, this is the appropriate answer, when you think of it.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (9hauA) Right?! It was perfect. I have to go find that clip. Dobbs didn't show it past that. Would love to have seen the look on that beotch Camorota's faccia. Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (cF8AT) 253
You might think that someone high up would have an independent investigation into Epstein's death but you would probably be wrong.
Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (Tnijr) My good man, that's NOT who "we" are! Posted by: Commissar Karl Rover at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (BiNEL) 254
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree: Where Alph, the sacred river, ran Through caverns measureless to man Down to a sunless sea. And Epstein did not kill himself. Posted by: CliffClavin at November 06, 2019 07:34 PM (dyCMp) 255
Cause this is Epstein
Epstein night And no one's gonna save him From the beast about to strike You know it's Epstein Epstein night Epstein's fighting for his life Inside a killer thriller tonight, yeah Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:34 PM (tVQUs) 256
. I remember her on Fox and thinking then she was not a conservative.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (dUJdY) My only thought was she had a nice ass..does that make me superficial? Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:34 PM (85Gof) 257
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore! Quoth the Raven, "Epstein did not kill himself:. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2019 07:34 PM (rBtIz) 258
247 Epstein is dead in America
That's what I said in America Strangled in bed in America We're filled with dread in America! Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (fK2gX) West Side Story? Well played. Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (NgKpN) 259
Ace, make sure to screenshot all of this as I wouldn't be surprised in he deletes these tweets.
People are now posting comments on his old Twitter posts. Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (wiXsO) 260
The seven dirty words that you can't say on television are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucking, mutherfucker and Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (Zz0t1) 261
I'm just mad about OrangeMan OrangeMan's mad about me I'm just mad about OrangeMan He's just mad about me They call me belly yella (Quite rightly) They call me belly yella (Quite rightly) They call me Ciaramella Normal 0 Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (WqPYg) 262
All that's to come and everything under the sun is in tune but Epstein didn't kill himself by the mooooooooo'ooooon. Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (Y4EXg) 263
All that crap about Virginia, and the Marxists and Blackface only have a 21-19 majority in the State Senate. Big deal
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (HrSJb) 264
The bound prisoners, hanged by their wrists, and tongues removed, screamed a silent agony, as wide-eyed, they witnessed the arcane rite. Thoth Amon, high priest of the snake demon Set, uttered the dark spell in guttaral syllables not made for human voices to speak or ears to hear. Again and again the profane chant rang through the dark recesses of the of the endless black of the cave, awakening who knows what evil. Finally, with a loud crack and gout of sulphurous smoke, the summoned demon arrived, surveyed his awaiting feast and replied, "Epstein didn't kill himself."
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (87EdW) 265
When Tommy left the bar room, not a Gatlin boy was standing
He said, Epstein didn't kill himself, as he watched the last one fall. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (q1Pj5) 266
Yeah, you've got that something I think you'll understand When I say that something Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (9X624) 267
I pulled into Rikers
Was feeling bout half past dead Hey Mister, can you tell me Who killed Epstein? He just grinned and shook my hand, No! Was all he said Posted by: Robbie Robertson at November 06, 2019 07:36 PM (S44lC) 268
"...sing us a song-
You're the blogger man, Sing us a song tonight, Cause we're all in the mood to jail Hillary- Since Epstein didn't take his own life..." Posted by: Fringe This needs to be put together with garrets' lyrics from the earlier - you'd have the whole thing done right! Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:36 PM (32YRo) 269
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself, to begin with.
Posted by: Zombie Charles Dickens at November 06, 2019 07:36 PM (Ki5SV) 270
Theres a lady who is sure all that glitters is gold
And Epstein didnt kill himself Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 07:36 PM (ucNdt) 271
Now even respected publications are basically listicles whose *senior editors* are the kind of people who didn't know that the US once banned alcohol.
"OMG, really! Let me Google that!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (cfSRQ) ------- Tami was upthread talking about one of our 'ettes being interviewed by Camerota - a prime example of what you're talking about. During the 2016 campaign she had a guest on who brought up that Bill Clinton had been accused of rape, and settled it out-of-court (in context of the Access H'Wood thing). She had no idea this happened, and she wasn't feigning ignorance - she really didn't know. She was working as damned reporter during the Broaddrick story. I was a mere stripling in high school during it, and I vividly remember the story. Utterly unqualified. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 07:36 PM (FmhK2) Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 07:36 PM (G546f) 273
Epstein will not be in class today, somebody totally not Epstein killed him.
Posted by: Epstein's Mother at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (gd9RK) 274
Well, I heard some people talkin' just the other day
And they said Epstein did not kill himself Posted by: The Beagles at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (Tnijr) 275
Idiota: "If he shot someone on 5th ave. you'd still vote for him!?"
Me: "You have *some* attachment to reality." Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (YOhRS) 276
A sweatshirts with large letters reading "Eric Ciaramella', Blow This" on the front, with "Epstein Ate at the Seth Rich Café" emblazoned on the back, would make for some awesome crowd attire for the live shot for "Fox and Friends" outside FNC.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (iw59Q) 277
> "This is the circle jerk to end all circle jerks. They feed the info to the media...then cite the media as their source."
A couple days ago on another forum (can't remember where or who) someone coined a new word for this pernicious duplicity, a word that ought to enter the political lexicon. The term was "Citogenesis". Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (WHVt7) Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (HrSJb) 279
The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there, and Epstein didn't kill himself
Posted by: L P Hartley at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (8KSPd) Posted by: the Barrel at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (ykYG2) 281
Found the clip...but there's not much more in this one than the one Dobbs played:
https://tinyurl.com/y495easf Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (cF8AT) 282
Normal 0 Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (WqPYg) You really shouldn't tease the barrel like that. It can turn out very, very wrong. Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (Zz0t1) 283
bluebell not to worry, they're being repeated all over the twittersphere
of course they're months/years old, but only now do people care and you're not participating in a "coup" as a private citizen babbling online, to explain why no "arrests" will happen Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (QDnY+) 284
238
Lemme understand: Eric Ciaramella killed Epstein? Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (S44lC) He hasn't denied it. Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (mU726) 285
Oh, we got Trouble!
Right here in River City! With a capital "T" And that rhymes with "P" And that stands for "Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Kill Himself" Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (fK2gX) 286
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
broken wings you learn to fly you were only waiting for Epstein to die Blackbird fly into the light of Epstein did not kill himself Posted by: Madtom at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (go+84) 287
Don Jr. should have mass t shirts made up with Eric C face on front for the La. Rally
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (HrSJb) 288
Lemme understand: Eric Ciaramella killed Epstein?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (S44lC) Today: Epstein didn't kill himself Tomorrow: Ciaramella didn't kill himself Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (G546f) 289
Idiota: "If he shot someone on 5th ave. you'd still vote for him!?"
Me: "You have *some* attachment to reality." Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (YOhRS) "That depends. Is this hypothetical person you, or one of your coworkers?" Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (N52o2) 290
The whole point of foreign policy is QUID PRO QUO. If you get nothing out of foreign policy then what's the point? The whole point is to get other countries to do things for you in exchange for something. If that's illegal in any way then shut down the whole fucking thing.
Posted by: james at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (MNBUP) 291
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for long, long years Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (9X624) 292
That's one small step for man and Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Somewhere on the moon at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (EgshT) 293
>>PLEASE tell me that someone is gathering all this evidence to submit for the treason trials that start immediately after this shitshow is finished and the public hangings are on their way.
You don't really think all of this is happening by chance, do you? There's a reason we are talking about Ukraine and this thing is falling apart as fast as it broke. Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (ZLI7S) 294
He hasn't denied it.
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (mU726) The seriousness of the charge demands an investigation. Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (N52o2) 295
And in the middle of them, with filthy body, matted hair, and unwiped nose, Ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man's heart, and the fall through the air of Jeffrey Epstein who didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (lD3vL) 296
Still cannot believe Kentucky elected a Marxist with 0% from the NRA, and a 100% from the Planned Butcherhood.
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (HrSJb) --- The incumbent gov was super unpopular and the GOP controls the legislature. The guy's pretty boxed in. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (cfSRQ) Basheer isn't elected until all appeals are exhausted. I do not care how much of an asshole Bevin is, he at least is fighting. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (F/KeJ) 297
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul. There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold. And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last. When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll. And Epstein did not kill himself. Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (YOhRS) 298
I've seen all good people turn their heads each day
So satisfied I'm on my way I've seen all good people turn their heads each day And Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (Y4EXg) 299
Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly A girl with kaleidoscope eyes Cellophane flowers of yellow and green Towering over your head Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes And she's gone Epstein in the cell with bedsheets Epstein in the cell with bedsheets Epstein in the cell with bedsheets Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (tVQUs) 300
Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down
Upon his head. Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure, Epsteins dead. Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (NgKpN) 301
The Laws of Thermodynamics:
The First Law: energy is the sum of heat and work, i.e., is conserved The Second Law: entropy increases The Third Law: the impossibility of getting to absolute zero. The Fourth Law: Epstein was murdered. _____________ The first three are iffy. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:40 PM (GRbI+) 302
There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger With every move he makes Another chance he takes Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow Jeffrey Ep-Stein Jeffrey Ep-Stein They've given you a number And Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 07:40 PM (aXucN) 303
Heh. Just read that the Kentucky Governor's race may be decided by the State Legislature.
Oh I would love to see the Leftists head explode on that one. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (r+sAi) --- I saw an article that said the last time it happened was 1899, when the Dems disqualified enough votes for their guy to win. He was assassinated a few days later. Kentucky: Don't Fuck With Us. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:40 PM (cfSRQ) Posted by: Olivia Newton-John at November 06, 2019 07:40 PM (DTBzc) 305
Hannity should pay Ronan Farrow to come on his TV show and talk about Clinton and Juanita Broderick.
Of course Dems James and Lachlan Murdoch would not allow it Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:40 PM (HrSJb) 306
Don Jr. should have mass t shirts made up with Eric C face on front for the La. Rally
Thats a little creepy. Maybe if given the Che treatment to the image. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (lD3vL) 307
Lemme understand: Eric Ciaramella killed Epstein?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (S44lC) He hasn't denied it. Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (mU726) Boy, that's a serious charge and must be investigated thoroughly! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (BiNEL) 308
So gimme all your money Give me all your gold Let's go back to Zuma beach Where Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (yQpMk) 309
The incumbent gov was super unpopular and the GOP controls the legislature. The guy's pretty boxed in.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (cfSRQ) Basheer isn't elected until all appeals are exhausted. I do not care how much of an asshole Bevin is, he at least is fighting. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (F/KeJ) Bevin's asked for a recanvass, hasn't he? Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (cF8AT) 310
@292 - that would make a good meme video.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (r+sAi) Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (HaL55) 312
Basheer isn't elected until all appeals are exhausted. I do not care how much of an asshole Bevin is, he at least is fighting.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (F/KeJ) --- With a good economy, it shouldn't have been this close. Not in Kentucky. Bevin should have been able to coast to victory. He's clearly a dick. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (cfSRQ) 313
This is really a HUGE and significant story.
It needs to get out! Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (wiXsO) 314
296. Excellent point. Bevan is no wimp like Romney
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (HrSJb) Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein singing Beck at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (DTBzc) Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (fK2gX) 317
Down at the end, round by the corner
Close to the edge, just by the river Reasons will pass you by That Epstein killed himself. Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (YOhRS) Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (lD3vL) 319
Darling, you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go? If you say that you are mine I'll be there till the end of time So you gotta let me know But Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (Y4EXg) 320
The only sure things in life are death, taxes, and Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (mU726) 321
OK, you morons are too clever for me. I think I'm going to sign off.
Hope you all have a lovely night. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (Ki5SV) 322
Come with me and you'll be In a world of pure imagination If you believe Ep-stein Committed self-strangulation C N N, will a-spin News telling the world Of asphyxiation But you'll see It defies explication Posted by: Bitter Clinger & The Chocolate Factory at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (iIUKh) 323
Alyson Camarato-or however you spell her name- is probably getting someone to doxx all the PA women who said that it would depend on why Donald Trump shot someone in order for them to see if they'd vote for him again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (WI7YS) 324
Kurt Schlichter
Verified account @KurtSchlichter 48 minutes ago Fun Fact: "Ciaramella" is Italian for "Epstein didn't kill himself." 2 replies 11 retweets 36 likes Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (JwHjN) Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (9X624) 326
260 "The seven dirty words that you can't say on television are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucking, mutherfucker and Epstein didn't kill himself." And Ciaramella. Posted by: lowandslow at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (4thlk) 327
Epstein didn't kill himself,
Evidence for this, there is a wealth, The power was cut to his cell, The guards were fast asleep as well, Epstein did not suicide, Someone killed him, it's how he died. Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (tVQUs) 328
Mama
Just killed a man Put a sheet around his neck Pulled the other end And *crik* Mammma oooooo I don't wanna die And Jeffrey didn't want to either Carry on carry on Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (G546f) 329
Still cannot believe Kentucky elected a Marxist with 0% from the NRA, and a 100% from the Planned Butcherhood.
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (HrSJb) Having lived in Missouri, I never underestimate the ability of the state Gope to nominate the biggest imbeciles for Governor and other statewide offices, only to allow the idiot Dem to take the seat. I don't see that as a bad thing. Missouri isn't going to let a Democrat affect much change in the state, and it gives the Gopes four years to figure out how dumb they were and take corrective measures. Next year will be somewhat different. The moron Republican won in '16, and promptly resigned for being a dick. Since then the guy who took over, the Lt Gov, has been the blandest of nobodies. Will he win next year? He should. But we'll see. Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (hku12) 330
Excellent point. Bevan is no wimp like Romney
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (HrSJb) --- Romney also failed to win a second term. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (cfSRQ) 331
"Hannity should pay Ronan Farrow to come on his TV show and talk about Clinton and Juanita Broderick."
Ronan's a sugar shoezing ass - all he wants to talk about is how bad Trump is...Hannity will have to cut him off more than he usually does with his guests Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (32YRo) 332
If justice were served, those guilty of corruption and evil tarred, feathered and marched to gallows...there would be no one left but the Trump family and a few others in DC.
Same with MSM...just static from sea to shining sea. Heck, I would settle for just a few of them. I don't ask for much. Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (SK2xO) 333
They've given me a mission
I don't really know the game yet I'm bent on submission Religion is to blame I'm the new messiah Death Angel with a gun Dangerous in my silence Deadly to my cause Speak to me the pain you feel Speak the word Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Nikki at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (YOhRS) 334
290 The whole point of foreign policy is QUID PRO QUO. If you get nothing out of foreign policy then what's the point? The whole point is to get other countries to do things for you in exchange for something. If that's illegal in any way then shut down the whole fucking thing.
Posted by: james at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (MNBUP) They are investigating Trump for asking a foreign Nation, to investigate the very activity they are accusing Trump of. Biden ADMITTED to a Quid Pro Quo, he bragged about it. Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 07:44 PM (NgKpN) 335
Well I'm just made about Saffron
Saffron's mad about me I'm just mad about Saffron She's just mad about me Jeff Epstein didn't do it (just like that Jeff Epstein didn't do it... Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 07:44 PM (N52o2) 336
The whole point of foreign policy is QUID PRO QUO.
------ The fascists have moved on from QPQ, now that witnesses discredited ERIC CIARAMELLA's water cooler third hand gossip. Now, Nuke 'Em Swallwell says the new line is that PDJT "extorted" something from Ukraine. Posted by: Robbie Robertson at November 06, 2019 07:44 PM (S44lC) 337
I thought those commie government school teachers were Bevins' big problem. Those guys will pull any kind of shit because they know they can get away with it.
Posted by: freakded at November 06, 2019 07:44 PM (Tnijr) 338
Jenny, I got your number
I need to make you mine Jenny, don't change your number 867-5309 Just because Epstein didn't kill himself! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 07:44 PM (BiNEL) 339
I killed a man in metro correctional center
Just to watch him die Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 07:44 PM (ucNdt) 340
When in the course of human events
it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve, But Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (Y4EXg) 341
Ah yes, Cimmerians have blue eyes and black hair. I find, Hobo, that as I get older I forget things I once knew, like to take my socks off and Conan lore, yet I do remember, even now, the Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (87EdW) 342
Alyson Camerato always looks likes she's saying to herself, "I can't believe how dumb you are" when she interviews people she disagrees with. She is unable to have a neutral face.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (WI7YS) 343
299 Posted by: Surfperch
Uhhh, check out comment #10. Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (fK2gX) Do you honestly expect me to read any further than the first five comments, if at all? Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (tVQUs) 344
Epstein's back
Your schemes were your ticket out Epstein's back To that same pedio island that you bragged about Well the girls have all changed since you screwed around But those Fed's have remained and they've brought you down Who'd have thought they'd kill ya (Who'd have thought they'd kill ya) Back in the cell where they need ya (Back in the cell where they need ya) Yeah. we choke him a lot 'cause he's got us in a spot Epstein's back Epstein's back, Epstein's back, Epstein's back Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (OAlmw) 345
@bennyjohnson
Um - why is Eric Ciaramella's name in the congressional Impeachment testimony? Dems said they would redact the name of the "whistleblower." 2 explanations: 1. Ciaramella is not the whistleblower 2. Dems messed up BIG TIME & printed the name of the leaker in their own document https://tinyurl.com/y5hyfuzv Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (cF8AT) 346
The thing I can't figure out is what Aaron Hernandez had on the Clintons.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (GRbI+) 347
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath; He had a broad face and a little round belly That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed when he claimed Epstein killed his own self Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (gd9RK) 348
"Will you, or will you not, quit living?' he now demanded in a sudden passion, advancing close to me.
'I would prefer not to quit living', I replied, gently emphasizing the 'not.' Posted by: Epstein, The Scrivener: A Tale of Bedsheets at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (FmhK2) 349
E-lec-tric-al banana gonna be the very next phase.
Ep didn't kill him-selll-f. He didn't kill him sellll-llllf. Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (HaL55) 350
What makes me special is that I'm my own man. When I started out, I said there were things I would do and things I wouldn't do. Lot of guys start like that and a lot of them sell out along the way, but the more who fall, the easier it gets. See, look... everybody compromises, everybody cheats, everybody uses magic. So they empty the ideals out of their pockets and get on with the job of sticking it to their neighbor before they stick it to them. Because that's the way it's done. To all of which I say "nuts." My collar may be a little frayed, maybe I need a shoeshine, but nobody's got a mortgage on my soul. I own it, free and Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 07:46 PM (2B9A/) 351
"Now she had a fumbling knowledge that, had she ever understood Ashley, she would never have loved him; had she ever understood Rhett, she would never have known that Epstein didn't kill himself."
Posted by: Margaret Mitchell at November 06, 2019 07:46 PM (lD3vL) 352
The thing I can't figure out is what Aaron Hernandez had on the Clintons.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (GRbI+) Lol. Good one Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:46 PM (85Gof) 353
Got me the strangest woman
Believe me this chick's no cinch But I really get her going When I say Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 07:46 PM (q1Pj5) Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein singing Beck at November 06, 2019 07:46 PM (DTBzc) 355
Your mission, Mr. Hunt, should you choose to accept it, is to find out who killed Epstein.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (S44lC) 356
They tell us that
He killed himself Hanging up From prison cells I say it's all Just wind in sails Are we not men? Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (w2Avg) Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (ucNdt) 358
And Jeffrey doesn't know what day it is
He doesn't know whose hand that is around his neck Now he can't be saved From the eternal grave. Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (fK2gX) 359
And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh, it kill me to think of you with another man I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan But my guitar couldn't hold you, so I split the band Love lies bleeding in my hands. And Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (Y4EXg) Posted by: Banana Splits Theme at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (DTBzc) Posted by: doofus at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (GGcL9) 362
German Commander: All the serious civilian losses caused by this artillery fire would not correspond with the well-known American humanity. Gen. Anthony McAuliffe: Nuts! Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Somewhere on the moon at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (EgshT) Posted by: Gilligan at November 06, 2019 07:48 PM (DTBzc) 364
Knowing her fate,
Atlantis sent out ships to all corners of the Earth. On board were the Twelve:The poet, the physician, The farmer, the scientist , The magician and Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2019 07:48 PM (9X624) 365
290
The whole point of foreign policy is QUID PRO QUO. If you get nothing out of foreign policy then what's the point? The whole point is to get other countries to do things for you in exchange for something. If that's illegal in any way then shut down the whole fucking thing. Posted by: james at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (MNBUP) _______ EVERYTHING transaction in life is about Quid Pro Quo -- as in the trader principle, which as been replaced by the traitor principle. Even though Trump did nothing wrong, I would have loved for him to say "You're damn right I ordered the Quid Pro Quo!" And then make a reference to Quid Pro Quo in EVERY single interaction, conversation, etc. with EVERY single person. It's time to take back the language hijacked by the totalitarian nihilists. Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 07:48 PM (WqPYg) Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:48 PM (fK2gX) 367
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please? Will Epstein's Killer please stand up? I repeat, will Epstein's Killer please stand up? We all know he didn't kill himself Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:48 PM (tVQUs) 368
Not known, because not looked for
but heard, half-heard, between two waves of the sea and Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Thomas Stearns Elliot at November 06, 2019 07:49 PM (8KSPd) 369
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations that Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at November 06, 2019 07:49 PM (mU726) Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:49 PM (HaL55) Posted by: Capt. Kirk at November 06, 2019 07:49 PM (DTBzc) 372
Here's a story Of a lovely lady Who was bringing up three very lovely girls All of them had hair of gold Like their mother And Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 06, 2019 07:49 PM (w2Avg) 373
Jake Tapper is the two hundred pound labradoodle in the room with a weak sphincter. And he's all out of kibble.
Posted by: Fritz at November 06, 2019 07:50 PM (wo3c/) 374
I never realized the passing hours Of evening showers A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams Im strangled by your haunted social scene Just a pawn out played by a dominating queen Actual lyrics no changes made Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 07:50 PM (ucNdt) Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2019 07:50 PM (sGotD) 376
I feel fine
I'm talkin' 'bout peace of mind I'm gonna take my time I'm gettin' the good sign Draggin' the line (Draggin' the line) And Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (Y4EXg) 377
Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me: Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Margaret Mitchell at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (lD3vL) 378
"Submitted, for your approval: Epstein didn't kill himself."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (GRbI+) 379
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself Gonna take some time to do the things we never had Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (tVQUs) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (BiNEL) 381
I can hear you.
America can hear you. Those that brought these building down will hear Epstein didn't kill himself soon! Posted by: George W. Bush at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (rBtIz) 383
They came here to chew bubblegum and kill Epstein, and they're all out of Epstein.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (w2Avg) Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (q177U) Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (32YRo) 386
"Submitted, for your approval: Epstein didn't kill himself." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (GRbI+) ------ Next stop, Willoughby! Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (FmhK2) 387
April is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing Memory and desire, stirring Dull roots with spring rain. Winter kept us warm, covering Epstein's death in forgetful sorrow A little lie with tried rumours. Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (gd9RK) Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (q1Pj5) 389
Next stop, Willoughby!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (FmhK2) -- I really enjoyed that episode. Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (w2Avg) 390
*Frodo looks in Palantir*
Eye of Sauron: EEEEPPSSTEEIINNN DDDIINNN'TTT KILLLLLL HHIIIMMMSSEEELLLFFFF Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (N52o2) 391
237 - that conference the other day of intelligence leaders admitting the Deep State and the outstanding resistance they are doing should put the fear in anyone.
Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 07:53 PM (ZCEU2) Posted by: doofus at November 06, 2019 07:53 PM (GGcL9) 393
382 "Talk to me, Goose"
"Epstein didn't kill himself." Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (rBtIz) *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 07:53 PM (2B9A/) 394
FEELINGS!
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, FEELINGS! Whoa, Whoa, Whoa... Are we still doing the Epstein didn't kill himself thing? Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2019 07:53 PM (MVjcR) 395
"Burning Down One Side" and 1-877-karsforkidz are my two favorites so far.
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 06, 2019 07:53 PM (4UlPP) 396
I heard Epstein is getting a post mortem charge of murder brought against him. Yeah, they were originally thinking of charging him with suicide but it turns out he didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (q177U) 397
I'm a Yankee doodle dandy Epstein did not kill himself A real lie coming from our Uncle Sam Epstein Did not Survive Posted by: freakded at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (Tnijr) 398
What happen?
Somebody set up us the bomb. We get signal. What ! It's you !! How are you gentlemen !! Epstein did not kill himself Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (l6b3d) 399
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
and she knows Epstein didn't... off-himself. Posted by: BackwardsBo Stairway to Heaven? Denied! Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (32YRo) 400
Somebody's gonna hurt someone Before the night is through Somebody's gonna come undone There's nothin' we can do .. There's gonna be a heartache tonight for sure Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (DTBzc) 401
Looks like we faked it
Helped each other on the way To another hit Looks like we faked it Or I thought so 'til today Until clues were there everywhere And all I could spin was suicide the way we faked it Posted by: Bury A Manlow at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (YOhRS) 402
Jeffrey, crack corn, I don't care
Jeffrey, crack corn and I don't care Jeffrey, crack corn and I don't care Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself! Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (tVQUs) 403
398 What happen?
Somebody set up us the bomb. We get signal. What ! It's you !! How are you gentlemen !! Epstein did not kill himself Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (l6b3d) What you say! Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (NWiLs) 404
Walter Cronkite 1968: "And that's the way it is. And Epstein isn't going to kill himself."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (GRbI+) 405
That meme is out there, And... It... Will... Not... Stop!
Posted by: Kyle Reece at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (mU726) 406
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, Because Epstein didn't kill himself! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Yeats at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (BiNEL) 407
You know who didn't kill himself?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA) 408
Green eyed lady, lovely lady
Strolling slowly towards the sun Green eyed lady, chokin' lady Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (HaL55) 409
Darth Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
Luke Skywalker: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!" Darth Vader: "No. Epstein is not your father." Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (w2Avg) Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (eASYU) 411
You know who didn't kill himself?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA) Epstein? Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (N52o2) 412
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo knowing Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Galileo Galilie at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (lD3vL) 413
Whose woods these are,
I think I know His house is in the village, though Where Epstein totally didn't kill himself Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (MVjcR) 414
Now I understand why you cry. And Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: T-800 at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (NWiLs) 415
Through the rust and the bars of this man made jail Swung a pedo of a man that girl minors knew well When he was murdered, he gave out with a groan And like a Clinton victim, he just died there alone, Big Jeff Big Jeff, Big Jeff D'in't Kill Himseff Posted by: Bitter Clinger Dean at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (iIUKh) 416
Over all the hills now,
Repose. In all the trees now Shows Barely a breath. Birds are through That sang in their wood to the west. Only wait, Epstein,The man who did not kill hisself Rest Soon for you too Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (zr5Kq) 417
Jeffery Epstein, owner of Pedo Island, is no more. He has ceased to be. Bereft of life, he rests in peace. He's kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed his last, and gone to meet the great Head of Pedophilia in the sky. And I guess that we're all thinking how sad it is that a man of such talent, of such capability for kindness, of such unusual intelligence, should now so suddenly be spirited away at the age of only forty-eight, before he'd achieved many of the things of which he was capable, and before he'd had enough fun.
But he didn't kill himself. Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (Y4EXg) 418
man - this whole thread has been like tripping down musical memory lane - I had forgotten half these songs - but you know what I never forgot:
Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (32YRo) Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (Zz0t1) 420
Set me free, why don't cha, baby
Get out my life, why don't cha, baby 'Cause you don't really love me You just keep me hangin' on You don't really need me But you keep me hangin' on Why do you keep a comin' around Playin' with my heart? Why don't you get out of my life And let me make a new start? Let me get over you The way Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: The Supremes at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (UGKMd) 421
Ask not what your country can do for you, but that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (tVQUs) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (GRbI+) 423
Yellowhammer News is reporting that Jeff Sessions will announce he's running for the Senate tomorrow. He's also appearing on Tucker Carlson tomorrow night. They don't actually say he'll announce on the show, though.
https://tinyurl.com/y5gobojz Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (sWM8x) Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (HaL55) 425
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind that Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Albert Einstein at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (lD3vL) Posted by: ZombieHendrix at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (Tnijr) 427
Oh we're movin' on up!
To the East Side To a deeeelux apartment in the sky-y-y Where Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (MVjcR) 428
Four score and seven years ago,
Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: RI Red at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (LVpEN) 429
Cold wind blows
And Gods look down in anger, On this poor child Why so unforgiving, and why so cold Been a long time staging a suicide. [Cue awesome Trower riff] Posted by: The "Replacement Guards" at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (YOhRS) 430
Trump's in Louisiana tonight, isn't he?
Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (cF8AT) Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (NqQAS) 432
Mama, just killed a man
Put my hand around his throat Then I faked his suicide note. Mama, his life had just begun But now I've gone and choked it all away. Mama, oooo-oooo-ooooh Didn't mean to leave a clue If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Tell the press, tell the press That none of this really matters. Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (fK2gX) 433
Delf- Delf I am, I am Delf. Would you like to kill yourself?
Epstein- No. Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (87EdW) 434
But in a larger sense we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave Epstein who is now dead, who struggled here against his jailers, did not kill himself.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (gd9RK) 435
Epstein killed himself seems like one of the minor, inconsequential lies in the fog of lies we have to navigate every day to me.
But if its the pinprick that finally awakens the sleeping masses I'll take it. Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (eASYU) 436
Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to find Epstein's killer.
Posted by: Sun Szu at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (lD3vL) 437
Basheer isn't elected until all appeals are exhausted. I do not care how much of an asshole Bevin is, he at least is fighting.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (F/KeJ) Bevin's asked for a recanvass, hasn't he? Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (cF8AT) Thus far he has refused to concede and is saying there were voting irregularities. I think he has to wait for the vote to be certified to file a contest with the elections board (usually a re-canvass). Then he has 30 days after the last action of the elections board to file a contest with the state legislature which has the power to decide all contested Governor and Lt. Governor races. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (F/KeJ) 438
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah,
And Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (AMIL/) 439
Brandi, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea and knowing that Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Yeats at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (BiNEL) Posted by: golfman at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (M3a0a) Posted by: Maya Angelou at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (FmhK2) 442
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and declare that Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: H.L. Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (EgshT) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (2B9A/) 444
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When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they tell me Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: DOM HELDER CAMARA at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (lD3vL) Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (q177U) 447
"I'm looking for the REAL killers of Epstein!"
Posted by: OJ Simpson at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (GRbI+) 448
excellent Elinor
Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (Tnijr) 449
Mama, just killed a man
Put his bedsheets 'round his neck Pulled 'em tighter, now he's dead Mama, the trial had just begun But now Epstein was murdered Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (tVQUs) 450
Keeper: Stop! What is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot. Keeper: What is your quest? Galahad: I seek the Grail. Keeper: What is your favorite color? Galahad: Blue. No - Epstein didn't kiiiill hiiimseeelf - Auuuuuuuugh! Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (l6b3d) 451
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try No hell below us Above us only sky Imagine Epstein did't kill himself... Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (zr5Kq) 452
And I was walking down the street one day
A pretty lady looked at me and said her diamond watch had stopped cold dead Just like Epstein Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (nvMvs) 453
Hey Jeff, where you goin' with that gun in your hand? Hey Jeff, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand? I Didn't Kill Myself. Posted by: Jimi at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (DTBzc) 454
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'll be brief.
The issue here is not whether or not we took liberties with Epstein, we did. But Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (Y4EXg) 455
By the dark of the moon I planted
But there came an early snow There's been a hoot owl by my window now For six nights in a row Epstein didn't kill himself And on Wildfire we're both gonna go. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (q1Pj5) 456
If it goes that route, does anyone know if the Kentucky legislature has to choose from the candidates on the ballot or can they choose anyone they want to be the governor?
Posted by: Please No! at November 06, 2019 08:01 PM (vqIkG) Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 08:01 PM (ucNdt) 458
We shall not cease from exploration
and the end of all our exploring Will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time and Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Thomas Stearns Elliot at November 06, 2019 08:01 PM (8KSPd) 459
>>>You know who didn't kill himself?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA) For some reason this one made me laugh the hardest. LMAO Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (q177U) 460
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhaeuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like Epstein, who didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (gd9RK) 461
>> People who hanged themselves (choose one):
Oh, you don't want to wade into that conspiracy theory, the one about red scarves that Bourdain, Kate Spade, and maybe even Chris Cornell used to kill themselves. . . Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (bDqIh) Posted by: jsg at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (0OuUt) 463
If it goes that route, does anyone know if the Kentucky legislature has to choose from the candidates on the ballot or can they choose anyone they want to be the governor? Posted by: Please No! at November 06, 2019 08:01 PM (vqIkG) ------ Were I in their shoes, Norm MacDonald would be Governor of Kentucky. Because that shit would be funny. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (FmhK2) 464
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah Epstein din't kill himself Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (zr5Kq) 465
Epppppppsteeeeeeeeeeeein.......didn't kill himself he was murderd
Posted by: Citizen Kane at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (9dzlp) 466
One banana two banana three banana four.
Epstein didn't kill himself when they found him on the floor. Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (Zz0t1) 467
How does President Trump keep all this coup stuff straight?. Someone give him a daily briefing on the latest info that comes out?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke I believe that Dan Bobgino and John Solomon spend a great deal of their off air time with the President and his team. They have been the best at getting to the bottom of all of this over the past 3 years. Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (U50PB) 468
Extorting Ukraine? If that talking point actually starts to take off Trump needs to read the transcript from the oval orrifice. Get the radio guys who punked schiff to stand in for the Ukranian president.
Also, if all it takes to get away with committing crimes in other countries is declaring your presidential run then why doesn't everyone do it? Seriously. I mean if you can't investigate someone because they're running for president than every crook should run. Posted by: james at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (MNBUP) 469
I'd totally lay down a large retainer for the privilege of having this man have my back, keep my secrets.
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (Bf3hj) 470
To forget Epstein didn't kill himself is the commonest form of stupidity.
Posted by: FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE at November 06, 2019 08:03 PM (lD3vL) 471
Now let's not go telling ourselves that Epstein killed himself just yet, gentlemen.
Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 06, 2019 08:03 PM (rBtIz) Posted by: Bitter Clinger Floyd at November 06, 2019 08:03 PM (iIUKh) 473
>>>> Jake Tapper is the two hundred pound labradoodle in the room with a weak sphincter. And he's all out of kibble.
Posted by: Fritz at November 06, 2019 07:50 PM (wo3c/) You guys are killing me! I gotta stop reading this stuff. Labradoodle!!! Hahahah!! Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 08:03 PM (q177U) 474
461 >> People who hanged themselves (choose one):
Oh, you don't want to wade into that conspiracy theory, the one about red scarves that Bourdain, Kate Spade, and maybe even Chris Cornell used to kill themselves. . . Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (bDqIh) Wait - they had shit on the Clintons too? Posted by: OJ Simpson at November 06, 2019 08:03 PM (GRbI+) 475
The network embargo of "ERIC CIARAMELLA" is freaking hilarious the more you consider it. Will GOP senators and MoC's be put on delay during interviews in the event they utter it?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 08:04 PM (iw59Q) 476
"It's time to take back the language hijacked by the totalitarian nihilists.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 07:48 PM (WqPYg) " A.K.A. Rectification Of Names. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 08:04 PM (JwHjN) 477
Were I in their shoes,
Because that shit would be funny. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 08:04 PM (lD3vL) Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 08:04 PM (Bf3hj) 479
In Russia, the Epstein kills YOU.
Posted by: Yakoff Smirnoff at November 06, 2019 08:04 PM (Zz0t1) 480
Who is this Epstein of whom you speak?
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 06, 2019 08:05 PM (/Fmtj) 481
Tall and tan and young and lovely The girl from Ipanema goes walking And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah Epstein din't kill himself Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (zr5Kq) ------ Girl from Ipanema makes me laugh every time I hear it, because it's such a laid-back, kinda cheesy bossa nova hit. And the guy who wrote it was hands-down one of the wildest bastards in the history of American music. A fucking animal, Stan Getz was. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:05 PM (FmhK2) 482
sock off. (Sock not used to strangle Epstein.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 08:05 PM (GRbI+) 483
zombie, that was genius.
Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 08:05 PM (q177U) 484
I was going to do a riff on a Boston song, when I realized I did not know what any of the words actually were. Looked up the lyrics and, yep, whole new territory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:05 PM (2B9A/) 485
I really can't stay...
But baby Epstein didn't kill himself. I have to go away... But baby Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 06, 2019 08:05 PM (0GvUH) 486
422
People who hanged themselves (choose one): [X] David Carradine [ ] Jeffrey Epstein Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (GRbI+) What no love? Posted by: Jusse Smollett at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (9dzlp) Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (SNcqh) 488
Please Mr Custer, I don't want to go
There's an injun a-waiting out there Fixing to take my hair A coward I've been called, because I don't want to end up dead or bald! Like Epstein who didn't kill himself. Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (q1Pj5) 489
On Monday, Hannity said he "confirmed independently" the so-called "whistleblower's" name, though he opted against revealing this name.
****** Because Hedgehog Hannity is a Fucking Pussy Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (BqBId) 490
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free, until they lynch me If you need me, let me know, gonna be around I've got no place to go, 'cause they're going to hang me around If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown Honey I'm still free, until they lynch me Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie If you push me to test the bedsheet strength --- Posted by: Ace's Favorite Song of the 20th century (updated) at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (YOhRS) 491
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers, for he today that sheds his blood shall be my brother, but not Epstein, for he didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (87EdW) 492
i don't care if epstein killed himself, or not. i know frau pantsuit could brag about having him offed on every news show and not a fucking thing would happen. epstein is so over. thanks to the demonic media in this country.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (KP5rU) 493
477 Were I in their shoes,
Because that shit would be funny. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 08:04 PM (lD3vL) NO! California needs him more. He's brighter, better educated, higher morals, and has better breath than the current incumbent. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (GRbI+) 494
Down by the river that flows by the coal yards
Stands wooden houses with shutters torn down. There lived a man everybody called Epstein Epstein, the man, of old Pedo Isle. Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (sGotD) 495
Do you all realize that the Democrats want to make revealing the fake whistleblower's name an article of impeachment in itself? Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (DTBzc) 496
Hello darkness my old friend
Wrap your hands round Epstein again Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (ucNdt) Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (cfSRQ) 498
shit
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (GRbI+) 499
surely about to be willowed, but yesterday had some very interesting results that will get zero play in the "press" - or the GOP inner councils, either, to be fair.
Voters in deep-blue Tucson, AZ rejected "sanctuary" policies [71%], voters in northern NJ voted for local LE cooperation with ICE. Hmmm. How was it that Trump swooped in and took the GOP nomination, again?? Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (Bf3hj) 501
As God as my witness, I thought Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Mr. Carlson at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (Zz0t1) 502
>>Wait - they had shit on the Clintons too?
No, not Clintons, but IIRC that they were privy to/participated in some Epstein-like kink and were feeling guilty and thinking about talking. It's discussed on the same gossip site that's been talking about Weinstein. Singer, and other now known perverts/rapists via "blind items" for 10+ years. Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (bDqIh) 503
Democrats are waiting for the president to re-tweet someone who mentions the fake whistleblower's name and then add that to the charges. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (DTBzc) 504
Can't you see?
Can't you see? What Epsteins'...been doing to me? Gonna catch me a freight train All the way to NYC, now 'till that train, she run out of track. Gonna find me a rope now Gonna choke Epstein until...he's lying down. Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (32YRo) 505
.@jsolomonReports says the IG Report probably won't be out before November 18. He is hearing we could get a report early as next week about another investigation we knew nothing about.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (BqBId) 506
132 Without Sessions, the GOP has a open GOP Primary with about 10 candidates. Moore could sneak in again. We cannot take that risk again. We need that pickup to offset Gardner and McSally
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (HrSJb) The ones buying ad time on Fox News are not, to be kind, awe inspiring. Posted by: Fox2! at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (0HqNX) 507
shit
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (GRbI+) Well, you made ME laugh.... Posted by: Mr. Carlson at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (Zz0t1) 508
Ace posted Zaid's tweet about the 'coup' starting...
But...look where/when and to whom he tweeted that: President Trump@POTUS 30 Jan 2017 Statement on the Appointment of Dana Boente as Acting Attorney General: https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/posts/10158573747555725 … Mark S. Zaid@MarkSZaidEsq Replying to @POTUS #coup has started. As one falls, two more will take their place. #rebellion #impeachment 9:52 PM - 30 Jan 2017 Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (cF8AT) 509
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia sons of former slaves and sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brother hood and say : "Epstein did not kill himself". Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (zr5Kq) 510
It was Muhduhhhhhhh!!!!
Posted by: Jack Klugman as Quincy at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (YOhRS) 511
486 422
People who hanged themselves (choose one): [X] David Carradine [ ] Jeffrey Epstein Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (GRbI+) What no love? Posted by: Jusse Smollett at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (9dzlp) At ease. I said "hanged," not "hung." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (GRbI+) 512
Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly He got joo joo eyeballs He one holy roller He got hair down to his knee Got to be a Joker 'Cuz Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (nvMvs) 513
Shit.
Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (Zz0t1) 514
RSBN Trump Rally in Monroe, Louisiana.
Trump is running a little late https://tinyurl.com/y3hzqjfj Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 08:09 PM (wiXsO) 515
Voters in deep-blue Tucson, AZ rejected "sanctuary" policies [71%], voters in northern NJ voted for local LE cooperation with ICE.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (QDnY+) Yeah, well... Fuck them, we do what we want. Posted by: City Council and Bureaucracy at November 06, 2019 08:09 PM (N52o2) 516
zombie's little ditty in the side bar is hilarious. Nice job.
Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 08:09 PM (dgt0l) 517
I was speaking colloquially - Mark Zaid
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 08:09 PM (xSo9G) Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at November 06, 2019 08:09 PM (0OuUt) 519
Whenever you call me, I'll be there
Whenever you need me, I'll be there To tell you that Epstein Didn't kill himself Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 08:09 PM (HaL55) 520
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
2 The same was in the beginning with God. 3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. 4 In him was life; and the life of Epstein was not self-taken. Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (gd9RK) 521
Oh we'll rally round the flag, boys, we'll rally once again,
Shouting that Jeff Epstein was murdered, And we'll rally from the jail cell, we'll gather on the streets, Shouting that Jeff Epstein was murdered. The truth about Epstein, hurrah! boys, hurrah! Down with the traitor, up with the star; While we rally round the flag, boys, we rally once again, Shouting that Jeff Epstein was murdered! Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (tVQUs) Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (QDnY+) 523
A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch, one with Clinton as a client kills Epstein.
Posted by: Anonymous at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (lD3vL) 524
Please excuse Jeff from school today, as he has come down with a bad case of he didn't kill himself.
Signed, .... Posted by: Epstein's mother at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (Ct55T) 525
(the lyrics to Another One Bites the Dust pretty much unchanged)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (0GvUH) 526
With this most recent revelation, Trump is finished. For the good of the country, he needs to step down. Pence, too. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (7rVsF) 527
General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev...Mr. Gorbachev, Epstein did not kill himself.
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (zr5Kq) Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (ucNdt) 529
I'm beginning to wish that Epstein had killed himself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (xSo9G) 530
Damn, very nice on the King of the Road one, zombie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (2B9A/) 531
Forget Stan Getz- Its all about the sway
https://tinyurl.com/yabnj2cm Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (Bf3hj) --- https://youtu.be/UKRUlx5U8o4?t=20 Posted by: Jack Klugman as Quincy at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (YOhRS) 532
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights Epstein didn't kill himself On the Muppets show tonight! Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (myjNJ) Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (tVQUs) 534
One two three four Epstein didn't kill himself on the floor.
Five six seven eight Epstein was murdered. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (9dzlp) 535
We'll meet again, Don't know where, don't know when, But I know we'll meet again, Some sunny day. But not Epstein, someone kilt him. Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (Y4EXg) 536
Fox News management you can blow me.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (dpl9+) 537
I will note that if the parties were reversed in Kentucky, and if a Dem thought they could sneak in and use their legislative majority to do it, they would.
So I give Bevin credit for being just as amoral as his opposition. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (cfSRQ) 538
>>>Do you all realize that the Democrats want to make revealing the fake whistleblower's name an article of impeachment in itself?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (DTBzc) You mean the guy who is a whistle blower because he read an article in the NYT that said Orange Man quid pro quo? The guy who didn't actually hear the phone call or even read the actual transcript? We are so beyond dumb at this point. Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (q177U) 539
Tucker is teasing "the name" for the next segment.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (iw59Q) 540
We had an entire thread about the Girl From Ipanema not too long ago.
My favorite: https://youtu.be/c5QfXjsoNe4 Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (0GvUH) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (xSo9G) 542
"The cleverest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world that Epstein killed himself."
-- Verbal Kint Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (U50PB) 543
Now everybody,
Have you heard If you're in the game, Then choke's the word. Don't take no training Don't take no style Got a thirst for killin' Pedophile, uh Posted by: City Council and Bureaucracy at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (N52o2) 544
Oh, who won in Kentucky ?
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (zr5Kq) 545
I have to say this JEDNKH meme has gotten out of control and we will be lucky to get out of it alive. It reminds me of Night of the Beaver (remember that Horde?) only on mega steroids.
Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (md3fh) 546
529 I'm beginning to wish that Epstein had killed himself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (xSo9G) Everybody loves a meme vomitorium. Gets the toxins out of the system. Builds camaraderie. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (2B9A/) 547
Fox News management you can blow me.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (dpl9+) --- Their management really, really hates money. It's going to be interesting to see just how fast the dipstick kids of Rupert wreck dad's empire. I'm giving it ten years. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (cfSRQ) 548
We need a single thread where every reply is Eric Ciaramella.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (dpl9+) 549
Looks like I will be solo for trivia night tonight should I call my "team" Epstein Didn't Kill Himself?
Posted by: Josephistan at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (4P/2y) 550
Wait - they had shit on the Clintons too?
Posted by: OJ Simpson at November 06, 2019 08:03 PM (GRbI+) --- So he can't be the king. Posted by: Dennis at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (YOhRS) Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (ucNdt) 552
We need a single thread where every reply is Eric Ciaramella.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (dpl9+) I am ready ! Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (zr5Kq) 553
RSBN Trump Rally in Monroe, Louisiana.
Trump is running a little late Ahh Monroe, LA - Boswells' old stomping grounds. It's been almost 40 years - but I remember it as pretty much an Arkansas/Miss town as much as a Louisiana town - quite a place. Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo) 554
Tom Waits live performance tying the Hokey Pokey into Pasties and a G-string is not to be missed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (0GvUH) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (7rVsF) 556
"492 i don't care if epstein killed himself, or not. i know frau pantsuit could brag about having him offed on every news show and not a fucking thing would happen. epstein is so over. thanks to the demonic media in this country.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (KP5rU) " This. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (JwHjN) 557
There must be some kind of way outta here
Said the pedo to the guard There's too much confusion I can't get my johnson hard. Businessmen drink toilet wine Rapists eye my ass. Hill has put a hit on me And I'm starting to get gas. No reason to get excited The guard he kindly spoke There are many here among us Who feel that security at this prison is but a joke So you're doomed, get used to it, Fake suicide's your fate. And I've got to take my lunch break now The hour is getting late. All along the cell block Cameras kept the view While the assassins came and went Barefoot wardens, too. Outside in the cold distance A journalist did yawn. Two killers were departing And the evidence was gone. Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (fK2gX) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (2B9A/) 559
E-D-K-H. That spells Moon.
Posted by: Tom Cullen at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (yQpMk) 560
If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the mornin
I'd hammer in the evenin all over this land I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out justice That Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (HaL55) 561
Everybody loves a meme vomitorium. Gets the toxins out of the system. Builds camaraderie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD ------- Purging? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (xSo9G) 562
Oh, who won in Kentucky ?
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (zr5Kq) Jeffrey Epsteindidntkillhimself (I-Wasmurdered) It's a mouthful, but the people of Kentucky will have to get used to saying Governor Epsteindidntkillhimself over the next four years. Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (tVQUs) 563
546 529 I'm beginning to wish that Epstein had killed himself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (xSo9G) Everybody loves a meme vomitorium. Gets the toxins out of the system. Builds camaraderie. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop ---- This happens every so often, get rid of the bad blood. Posted by: Clemenza at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (Y4EXg) 564
My favorite line from Roger Ailes is when he saw Murdoch's son on the security monitor he reportedly said "tell me that mouth hasn't seen a few dicks."
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (dpl9+) 565
zombie Rocks !
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (zr5Kq) 566
>>>It's going to be interesting to see just how fast the dipstick kids of Rupert wreck dad's empire. I'm giving it ten years.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (cfSRQ) You misspelled twelve months. Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (q177U) 567
We need a single thread where every reply is Eric Ciaramella.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (dpl9+) I am ready ! Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (zr5Kq) You know who this benefits? Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (N52o2) 568
T'Was the night before Christmas, 40 below
When Snoopy went up in search of his foe He spied the Red Baron, fiercely they fought With ice on his wings Snoopy knew he was caught The Baron had Snoopy dead in his sights He reached for the trigger to pull it up tight Why he didn't shoot, well we'll never know Or was it the bells from the village below The Baron made Snoopy fly to the Rhine And forced him to land behind enemy lines Snoopy was certain that this was the end When the Baron cried out, "Epstein didn't kill himself, my friend!" Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (q1Pj5) 569
"135 Lou Dobbs just played a clip of Alyson Camarota interviewing Trump supporters. She asks, "Is there anything he could do or say that would prevent you from voting for him?"
Woman: "No" Camarota: "If he shot someone on 5th ave. you'd still vote for him!?" Woman: "Depends on why he shot them." I about spit my drink out! Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (cF8AT)" And who he planned on voting for... Completely valid. Posted by: petunia at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (4FqDg) 570
Look what happened to me-e
I can't believe it myself One day I was on top of young girls The next I was dead in a cell. Believe it or not, I wanted to live But I crossed Hill-a-ry-y--y Coulda been worse, like maybe a shiv But believe it or not, it weren't me. Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (17KPj) 571
It's a mouthful, but the people of Kentucky will have to get used to saying Governor Epsteindidntkillhimself over the next four years.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (tVQUs) OK by me... Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (zr5Kq) 572
Please excuse Jeff from school today, as he has come down with a bad case of he didn't kill himself.
Signed, .... Posted by: Epstein's mother at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (Ct55T) LOL...You guys are the best! Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (F/KeJ) 573
If we were clever, we'd go on twitter right now and blast this: PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST REVEALED THE WHISTLEBLOWER'S NAME AT THE RALLY. And then sit back and watch shit explode. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (DTBzc) Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (9dzlp) 575
Night of the Beaver sounds like a Wild Wild West episode.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (3DZIZ) 576
Tucker is teasing "the name" for the next segment.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (iw59Q *************** He Who Must Not Be Named- Lord Voldemort Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (wiXsO) 577
PUSSY Tucker says you aren't allowed to know the name on the "Dickblower" what a colossal fucking pussy he is along with Hedgehog Hannity
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (BqBId) 578
So, for some reason, Smirnoff is using the piano intro from "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" by ODB for their new ad. I prefer the Prince Fatty reggae version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gib-RP377-M Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (FmhK2) 579
This happens every so often, get rid of the bad blood.
Posted by: Clemenza at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (Y4EXg) They should have memed Hitler at Munich. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (yQpMk) 580
thanks, sock.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (KP5rU) 581
You know who this benefits?
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (N52o2) yes ! no ! who ??? Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (zr5Kq) 582
There we are.
https://youtu.be/uzJ5l3AqSQk I'd have love to have seen him performing during this stage of his career. Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (0GvUH) 583
In a white room, with black bedsheets, near the warden.
Pedo Jeffrey, blackmail payments, started talking. Surveillance cameras broke down quickly, lost the content Suicide, said the news men, Dem contentment. He'll wait in this place, where the sun never shines. Wait in this place, where the Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Bitter Clinger Floyd at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (iIUKh) 584
Now I have King of the Road stuck in my head. Darn you Roger Miller! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop Chug-a-lug Chug-a-lug Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (aKsyK) 585
I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out justice
That Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: BackwardsBoy "Stop the hammering!" - idiot MNBC Host. Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (32YRo) Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (SENHs) Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (Zz0t1) 588
Ciara Ella was on Biden's staff. They know what happens when that comes out. Even the most ignorant window licking voter will realize this is a sham.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (dpl9+) 589
Who's the Whitehouse dick
That's a leak machine to all the fakes? (Eric Ciaramella) Ya damn right Posted by: Isaac Hayes at November 06, 2019 08:19 PM (YOhRS) 590
We need a single thread where every reply is Eric Ciaramella.
Heh. Being Eric Ciaramella party scene. Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 08:19 PM (HaL55) 591
So Baron wanted a dog. Cute Kid. I could say no. After all if you want a friend in DC you gotta get a dog. Well we got him this nice German shepherd from a shelter and we named him Epsteindidntkillhimself.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 06, 2019 08:19 PM (9dzlp) 592
Hes dead Jim
Posted by: Bones at November 06, 2019 08:19 PM (ucNdt) 593
Night of the Beaver sounds like a Wild Wild West episode.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (3DZIZ) Sounds like a damn monster movie! but I remember it. Posted by: A. Creed at November 06, 2019 08:19 PM (n13/j) Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (lD3vL) 595
One evening as the sun went down And the jungle fire was burning, Down the track came a hobo hiking, And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning I'm headed for a land that's far away Besides the crystal fountains So come with me, we'll go and see That Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (yQpMk) 596
583
Nice Posted by: Bones at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (ucNdt) 597
Hmm, I wonder if this guy was talking to Tapper, Clapper, and Brennan.
aka Tapper, Clapper and Fapper. Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (arJlL) 598
Farewell to old Epstein for ever,
Farewell to his killer as well, Farewell to the well-known Metro Correctional Facility Where Epstein did not kill himself. Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, addity, Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, ay, Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, addity, And Epstein did not kill himself. Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (tVQUs) 599
Every time I read that the deep state is full of "patriots" I wonder if there was EVER an illegal coup with people who did not think (or fool themselves into thinking) that they were doing the right thing.
I doubt it. Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (Ed8Zd) I'm pretty sure the Bolsheviks weren't pretending their revolution was in the best interest of Kerensky and the government. They probably did think they were on the "right side of history" Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (FTPn0) 600
Read the comments at Fox News if you dare. People keep mentioning Ciaramella in the posts and mods keep deleting it.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (dpl9+) 601
Soon after dark Epstein cries
Gazing at trees in sorrow hardly a sound `till tomorrow There is no other day Let`s try it another way You`ll lose your mind and play Free games for May See Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (SNcqh) 602
Tatalia is a pimp, Epstein could never have killed himself.
Posted by: Don Corleone at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (mU726) Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 06, 2019 08:21 PM (SENHs) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2019 08:21 PM (aKsyK) 605
Sheet + rack + Hitman = some assembly required
Epstein didn't kill himself. My autocucumber is spelling it out for me. Lolol Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 08:21 PM (ak65k) 606
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Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:21 PM (zr5Kq) 607
Night of the Beaver sounds like a Wild Wild West episode.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (3DZIZ) That was the one were Miguelito Loveless teamed up with Jerry Mathers Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:21 PM (SNcqh) 608
PUSSY Tucker says you aren't allowed to know the name on the "Dickblower" what a colossal fucking pussy he is along with Hedgehog Hannity
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (BqBId) ************** FNC doesn't want a lawsuit and employs these two. They make millions and would be fired if they revealed it. It will come out. Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (wiXsO) 609
. .--. ... - . .. -. / -.. .. -.. / -. --- - / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / .... .. -- ... . .-.. ..-.
. .--. ... - . .. -. / -.. .. -.. / -. --- - / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / .... .. -- ... . .-.. ..-. . .--. ... - . .. -. / -.. .. -.. / -. --- - / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / .... .. -- ... . .-.. ..-. Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (zr5Kq) 610
"600 Read the comments at Fox News if you dare. People keep mentioning Ciaramella in the posts and mods keep deleting it."
Priceless. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (iw59Q) 611
My honey, my baby, don't put my love up on no shelf.
She said don't hand me no lies, and Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: Hierominous Botch at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (YqED9) 612
if you listen closely, you can hear the air leaking out of the impeachment balloon
by design? maybe it was designed to damage Trump, not remove him and providing the MSM something to talk about other than the Durham investigation Posted by: REDACTED at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (rpxSz) 613
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (oVJmc)
50 Bret Baier is the face of neverTrump FNC, and a disgusting little shit he is. He's the one that picks Stephen Hayes, Jonah Goldberg, Marie Harf and others to be on his "panels" to make things "fair and balanced." Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (4ZE6o) He's a huge reason I can no longer watch Fox. Posted by: Chillin the most at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (lonOK) 614
The truth will make you free.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (JwHjN) 615
Do you smell that? What? That smell. That Arkansas smell. It smells like Epstein didn't kill himself Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (SNcqh) Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (ak65k) 617
"It's the Stay Puft Ciamerella Man"
Posted by: Ray Stantz at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (SENHs) 618
Does the blog blow up if everyone socks Eric Ciaramella at the same time?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (dpl9+) 619
Once upon a midnight dreary, while Jeff pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a taint and Lolita junket of forgotten lore-- While He nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my jail cell door. "Tis some visitor" he muttered, "tapping at my jail cell door--Only this and nothing more." Quoth the Clinton, "Suicide some more" Posted by: Bitter Clinger Poe at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (iIUKh) 620
First you get the money. Then you get the power. Then you find out Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (F6tBH) 621
Read the comments at Fox News if you dare. People keep mentioning Ciaramella in the posts and mods keep deleting it.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (dpl9+) - .-. -.-- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (zr5Kq) 622
To err is human. To forgive is Epstein didnt kill himself.
Posted by: morigu at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (Eu98u) 623
But he knew
He knew more than me or you No one could see his view Oh where was he going to And he tried But before he could tell us he died When he left us the pedos cried Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (ucNdt) 624
You know who I am. Go ahead, say my name.
Posted by: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Heisenberg at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (mU726) 625
Does the blog blow up if everyone socks Eric Ciaramella at the same time?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (dpl9+) Hmmmm. Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (N52o2) 626
Pass it on.
Posted by: Eric Ciaramella is the whistleblower at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (iw59Q) 627
Now even respected publications are basically listicles whose *senior editors* are the kind of people who didn't know that the US once banned alcohol.
"OMG, really! Let me Google that!" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (cfSRQ) They hardly even Google anymore, just quote each others twitter without even checking. Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (FTPn0) 628
Does the blog blow up if everyone socks Eric Ciaramella at the same time?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (dpl9+) ----- More of a singularity. Be prepared to be sucked into a black hole of stupid. Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (3Z6pZ) 629
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Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (zr5Kq) 630
FNC doesn't want a lawsuit and employs these two. They make millions and would be fired if
they revealed it. Kinda like the FBI "rank and file" ? Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2019 08:25 PM (SENHs) 631
Sloppy job mossad. Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at November 06, 2019 08:25 PM (Zvj7s) 632
Is this thing on?
Posted by: Marcus T, Not Eric Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 08:25 PM (dpl9+) 633
Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (wiXsO)
********* & who do they hire for those slots ?? Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:25 PM (BqBId) 634
By morning you won't even be allowed to think Eric Chiaramella's name.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 08:25 PM (9dzlp) 635
"The coup has Epstein didn't kill himselfed."
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 08:26 PM (xxzQd) 636
624 You know who I am. Go ahead, say my name.
Posted by: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Heisenberg at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (mU726) Wait, wouldn't that mean we would not really know for sure that Epstein did not kill kill himself- which is demonstrably false. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:26 PM (2B9A/) 637
Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine I'm on the pavement Thinking about the government The man in the trench coat Badge out, laid off Says that Jeffrey Epstein Did not kill his self Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 08:26 PM (gd9RK) 638
So, did something happen to Epstein? Hope he's OK.
Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 08:26 PM (md3fh) 639
Epstein didn't kill himself cocksuckah!
Posted by: Wu at November 06, 2019 08:27 PM (mU726) 640
These flailing idiotic attempts to conceal an already known name are getting hilarious. Can't do it over DC, but a plane with a towed sign ["Ciaramella!"] should cruise over the DC 'burbs, and Burbank [schiff's district].
The electorate and country are probably beyond redemption, but there are still some laughs in it. Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 08:27 PM (QDnY+) 641
Someone did something in Epstein's cell.
And FUCK the Deep State, CNN and the rest. I'm in a mood. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:27 PM (ptqGC) 642
"Hello my baby, hello my honey"
" Hello my rag time gal" "Send me a kiss by wire" "Epstein didn't kill himself" Posted by: WB Frog at November 06, 2019 08:27 PM (SENHs) 643
I love the smell of Epstein not killing himself in the morning.
Posted by: Lt Col. Bill Kilgore at November 06, 2019 08:27 PM (Eu98u) 644
Eric Ciaramella killed Kenny !!
Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 06, 2019 08:27 PM (2DOZq) 645
Wound my heart with a monotonous languor.
And Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 08:27 PM (ak65k) 646
They probably did think they were on the "right side of history"
Posted by: Oldcat Revolution is really three square meals away - that's what makes them successful, nothing to lose. The Soviets fought famine and tough times through aid from other countries - Lenin and Stalin knew that a noose was just a meal away. This one by the left on America is a loser - a lot to lose and nothing much to gain that they haven't already gotten through using media stooges already - it will fade with the aging of the population - not a lot of idiot youth coming u thru the ranks like during the boomer years - have faith! Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (32YRo) 647
It's funny cause if you goggle search "Who is Eric Chiaramella goggle tells you the he is probable the "whistleblower".
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (9dzlp) 648
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (9hauA) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (FmhK2) Posted by: REDACTED at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (rpxSz) Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (JwHjN) Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (9dzlp) 653
I wasn't there, I didn't do it and you can't prove anything. -- Bart Simpson
Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (md3fh) 654
In Case of Emergency Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:29 PM (zr5Kq) 655
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (9hauA) *fist bump* Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC) 656
At this point, what in the hell is the point of trying to protect his name? The people censoring others obviously know it is him, or they would not be censoring the name.
These people are fucking morons. And not the good kind. His name is a killing word! *makes errie ghost noises from scooby doo* Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:29 PM (2B9A/) 657
Damn , off old sock from 3 threads ago.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 08:29 PM (2DOZq) 658
Seth Rich is unavailable for comment, and getting restless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 08:30 PM (YOhRS) 660
I overheard someone tell someone else that Eric Ciaramella killed Jeffrey Epstein.
We need to begin an inquiry. Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 08:30 PM (9hauA) 661
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings These are a few of my favorite things Epstein didn't kill himself. Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (9hauA) Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 'Tis the season to be jolly Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Don we now our gay apparel Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. Troll the ancient Yule-tide carol Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Esptein did not kill himself Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:30 PM (zr5Kq) 662
658 Seth Rich is unavailable for comment, and getting restless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC) Amazing how many of their leakers and inconveniences end up dead. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:31 PM (2B9A/) 663
🎶 Boy Boy Down in the street there is violence And a lots of work to be done No place to hang out our washing And I can't blame all on the sun, oh no We gonna rock down to Epstein Didn't Kill Himself 🎶 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:31 PM (FmhK2) 664
and Epsein's last word was "Ciaramella", right before he didn't kill himself
Posted by: REDACTED at November 06, 2019 08:31 PM (rpxSz) 665
656
At this point, what in the hell is the point of trying to protect his name? The people censoring others obviously know it is him, or they would not be censoring the name. These people are fucking morons. And not the good kind. His name is a killing word! *makes errie ghost noises from scooby doo* Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:29 PM (2B9A/) Can we just start calling him "He who shall not be named" Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 08:31 PM (9dzlp) Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:31 PM (SNcqh) 667
I actually hope Rapey Bill Clinton peels off soon. I can't imagine the hell show his funeral will be, but it will be epic and hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC) 668
Willowed from last thread:
"Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain. Where the waving wheat can sure smell sweet when the wind comes right behind the rain. Oklahoma, every night my honey-lamb and I sit alone and talk, and watch a hawk making lazy circles in the sky." Over Jeffrey Epstein's corpse and you know he didn't kill himself. Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2019 08:31 PM (jm1YL) Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 08:32 PM (Zz0t1) 670
And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case, of which I'm certain Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 08:32 PM (BiNEL) 671
Rooooooosebuuuuuuud........no wait Chiaramella
Posted by: Citizen Kane at November 06, 2019 08:32 PM (9dzlp) Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:32 PM (SNcqh) Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:32 PM (zr5Kq) 674
Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (wiXsO)
********* & who do they hire for those slots ?? Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:25 PM (BqBId) ***************** I love Tucker, and Hannity, like him or not has been huge in reporting and revealing the DNC corruption. We need them both. This is not the hill I would die on as it will be revealed. Someone could make t-shirts with his name on it. Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 08:32 PM (wiXsO) 675
How do you post unicode?
Posted by: Ex-ex at November 06, 2019 08:33 PM (RU4sa) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 08:33 PM (DTBzc) 677
Anybody here seen my old friend Jeff?
He raped a lot of children but it seems the murdered get hung. You know I just fell asleep and he's done. Anybody here seen my old friend Seth? He stole a lot emails but it seems the thief got done. I looked for him but he got done. Posted by: Eric Ciaramella is the whistleblower at November 06, 2019 08:33 PM (iw59Q) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:33 PM (FmhK2) 679
''I actually hope Rapey Bill Clinton peels off soon. I can't imagine the hell show his funeral will be, but it will be epic and hilarious.''
Like something out of a comic novel with all his lady friends weeping buckets over his grave. Are they tears of sorrow or tears of joy? Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (jm1YL) 680
I overheard someone tell someone else that Eric Ciaramella killed Jeffrey Epstein.
We need to begin an inquiry. Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 08:30 PM (9hauA) Well after all, it IS the seriousness of the charge that decides what should be investigated! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (BiNEL) 681
We shall go on to the end. Epstein did not kill himself in France. Epstein did not kill himself on the seas and oceans. Epstein did not kill himself on our island, whatever the cost of saying so may be. Epstein did not kill himself on the beaches, he did not kill himself on the landing grounds or in the streets.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (gd9RK) 682
so...why doesn't the GOP submit its own whistleblower report on Schiff and company? Then they are sacred cows
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (FEQY4) 683
THE TURKEY TROTS TO WATER GG FROM CINPAC ACTION COM THIRD FLEET INFO COMINCH CTF SEVENTY-SEVEN X WHERE IS RBT WHERE IS TASK FORCE THIRTY FOUR RR THE WORLD WONDERS AND EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF
Posted by: CINPACTFLT at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (ak65k) 684
Just watched the video again. Hey, could I just through a PSA out there? Too funny.
Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (dgt0l) 685
Wow, Trump is running really late. That's unusual. Usually 20 mins or so. Watching on CSPAN.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (KSBDE) Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (bDqIh) 687
Do you think BJ Clinton or Jimmy Carter will go first?
Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 08:38 PM (dgt0l) 688
"The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am, and Epstein didn't kill himself!"
"That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me." "Yeah, but it still hurts." Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 08:39 PM (bDqIh) 689
A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm and a six foot salami under the other. The bartender says, "So, I don't suppose you'll be needing a drink." The blonde says... "Epstein didn't kill himself".
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 08:42 PM (xxzQd) 690
so...why doesn't the GOP submit its own whistleblower report on Schiff and company? Then they are sacred cows
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (FEQY4) You ever see an alligator lie in wait? You see how fast they take their prey down? Blink and you miss it... but even if you did, you know what you missed had the force of a charging rhinocerous. That's Trump. Be patient. Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 08:44 PM (xxzQd) 691
If I hang Jeffrey Epstein
Would it be a suicide? I must tear up these bed sheets Will a bowline knot suffice? If we send all the guards away And tiptoe in to Jeffrey's cell We can slip the noose around his neck And send the pervert straight to hell Woah oh oh Jeff's a perv Hill wants to hang Jeff's a perv Hill wants to hang Cause Bill's been on his plane Yeah, Bill's been on his plane Posted by: Zombie Van Zant at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (2+j2N) 692
You know, we didn't try to overthrow their Islamo-Commie Boyfriend when he was openly committing treason with Iran.
Maybe that's the problem. Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 06, 2019 09:14 PM (Ndje9) 693
Yay!
Allahpundit has a post that has gone behind the pay wall! If you want to read his deathless insights regarding "Senate GOP Wonders: Should Trump Call The Bidens To Testify At His Impeachment Trial?", pay up, sucka! Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 09:14 PM (I2/tG) 694
78 'Epstein didn't kill himself' is the new RickRoll.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (oVJmc) Reminds me even more of "all your base are belong to us". Posted by: Bruno at November 06, 2019 09:15 PM (6qtm/) 695
#679 Bubba's funeral procession down Pennsylvania Ave will feature an old faded blue rustyvbeat Chevy truck with AstroTurf in the bed.
Bimbos in black will toss ice cubes at the crowd. Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 09:23 PM (ak65k) 696
Seems solid to me.
Posted by: Summer of Love at November 06, 2019 09:28 PM (VQ/Wr) 697
I dunno this just seems like it might be significant to me. I'm crazy like that
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 09:46 PM (KZzsI) 698
The reason the media make the name taboo is too fool people into thinking it's wrong to say the name. Forcing fox news hosts to comply with this very much sends a message. To the normals it says, even Fox news knows it's wrong to say the name. To me, it says "look what we can make them do."
Sorry I'm just now reading. Posted by: David Prince at November 06, 2019 09:51 PM (JkygK) 699
This is why Hillary didn't come out to face her supporters election night.
She was busy, on the phone, giving the Go orders. ======= The guild navigator was telling her that she would live out the rest of her life in a pain amplifier if she didn't fix it. Posted by: Simplemind at November 06, 2019 09:57 PM (ZuGkg) 700
I don't think Epstein did kill himself. He is in Gitmo.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at November 06, 2019 10:46 PM (SK2xO) 701
hannity is a cuck
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