Fake Whistleblower's Lawyer in 2017: "The coup has started," Brags That Deep State Will Impeach Trump and His Friends at CNN Will Play a Key Role

Hmm, I wonder if this guy was talking to Tapper, Clapper, and Brennan.

Mark Zaid, one of the attorneys representing the whistleblower at the center of the Democrats' ongoing impeachment inquiry, tweeted conspicuously in January 2017 that a "coup has started" and that "impeachment will follow ultimately."

Then, in July 2017, Zaid remarked, "I predict @CNN will play a key role in @realDonaldTrump not finishing out his full term as president."

Amid a slew of impeachment-related posts, Zaid also assured his Twitter followers that "as one falls, two more will take their place," referring to outgoing Trump administration employees.

He means Deep State embeds being kicked out for subverting the duly-elected president and leaking national security information -- he's promising that for each one they find, two more will take their places.

The posts, which came shortly after President Trump fired then-acting Attorney General Sally Yates for failing to defend federal laws in court, are likely to fuel Republican concerns that the whistleblower's complaint is tainted with partisanship.

“The whistleblower’s lawyer gave away the game," the Trump campaign's communications director, Tim Murtaugh. told Fox News. "It was always the Democrats’ plan to stage a coup and impeach President Trump and all they ever needed was the right scheme. They whiffed on Mueller so now they’ve settled on the perfectly fine Ukraine phone call. This proves this was orchestrated from the beginning.”

Wait, this mug is a fan of the Tapper/Clapper collective and "Fusion Nat" Bertrand?! No way!!!




Meanwhile, FoxNews' NeverTrump management -- possibly at the behest of NeverTrumper establishment propagandist Bill Sammon -- has reportedly forbid anyone at the network from saying "Eric Ciaramella," the alleged whistleblower's name.

CNN Business states that while some Fox News personalities want to use the name reportedly linked to the "whistleblower" complaint, bosses have warned against the move. On October 31, an unnamed executive emailed staff that the network had not "independently confirmed [the] name or identification of the anonymous whistleblower" and advised to "NOT fulfill any video or graphic requests" in connection to the so-called "whistleblower's" identity, according to the report.

The demand from Fox News management to staff includes some of the network’s most-high profile personalities, including Sean Hannity. Jeanine Pirro, host of Justice with Judge Jeanine, suggested on Friday that hosts were to follow the guidelines, telling viewers that she and other employees "apparently can't say Ciaramella's name." On Monday, Hannity said he "confirmed independently" the so-called "whistleblower's" name, though he opted against revealing this name.

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1 Boom!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)

2 Hah!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)

3 These people have lost their damn minds.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 06, 2019 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)

4 As I said in a previous thread, the whistle blower has been macguffinized. His identity and testimony don't matter anymore, he's a movie magic plot device.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (Hucnr)

5 Something is confusing. I was told that there is no Deep State and whoever they might be, they are SUPER PATRIOTS. . .

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (xptlg)

6 It was a spoiling attack. They know their position is being overrun by facts.

The Flynn thing is a nightmare for them.

Also, the government will shut down just before Thanksgiving unless they can get a budget passed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (cfSRQ)

7 Zaid is quoting the "Hail Hydra" creed. "As one will fall two will follow."

Posted by: aquaviva at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (gtKRu)

8 How does President Trump keep all this coup stuff straight?. Someone give him a daily briefing on the latest info that comes out?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (WI7YS)

9 Tapper, Clapper, and Brennan are junior partners at Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (aS1PU)

10 Picture yourself in a cell in a prison
With tangerine guards and marmalade bars

Somebody calls you
you peer out quite slowly --
A ninja with samurai scars

The cameras go black and he suddenly jumps
He's reaching right for your throat
Look for some help but there's no one around
And you're dead

(boom boom boom)

Epstein didn't strangle
himself

Epstein didn't strangle
himself

Aaaaaaahhhhh- ahhhhhhhh.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (fK2gX)

11 These people have lost their damn minds.

Its time for them to lose their money and freedom.

Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (lD3vL)

12 Tucker should spend about 20 Minutes fisking this Whistleblower tonight.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (P6oXN)

13 Respect mah authoritah!!~!

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

14 SAD !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 07:05 PM (JwHjN)

15 When your hyoid bone breaks
Your suicide was a fake,

That's a murder

Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2019 07:05 PM (Izzlo)

16
If it comes to it, I'll investigate where Eric Ciaramella lives and I'll interview him.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 07:05 PM (06nX5)

17 Fox being conservative was a business decision. Old Man Murdoch was a Hillary man. His kids are running it now.

As for a coup, pretty sure the MSM will claim talking about overthrowing a sitting president is freedom of speech and can't be punished.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (HNyOC)

18 Where's my big, fat whistle?

Posted by: Eric Carmelloanthony at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (EgshT)

19 Whistle-leaker
Blow-whistler
Whistle-dick
Screech-dicker
Butthurt-blower

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (1Vobx)

20 I never meant anyone who added 'Esquire' after their name that wasn't the protagonist in the blockbuster movie going on in their own head. And a raging a-hole.

Creepy Porn Lawyer probably does that.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (RKQ/v)

21 Good thing I didn't kill myself, or I'd be missing all this news!

Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Attorney for Fake Whistleblower Eric Ciaramella

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (yQpMk)

23 These idiots put their shit in accessible records. Idiots, crooked idiots, idiot crooks.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (mU726)

24 After 10, and I was willowed so

How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, and how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, and how many deaths will it take 'til he knows
Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (BiNEL)

25 Is this the same Mark Zaid who's representing Mark Waid in Ya Boi Zack's lawsuit against him?

Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (Izzlo)

26 And Epstein STILL didn't kill himself

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (G546f)

27 The interesting thing will be watching the Never Trump crowd try to maintain their usual pathetic "above the fray" b.s. posture as this whole thing collapses yet again.

Goldberg's latest whine that Trump should just say he's sorry and then maybe the Dems won't crucify him or something is a new level of self-basing kink.

I bet Pierre had him the ball gag mask when he typed it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (cfSRQ)

28 Lubyanaka?

Check.

Pravda?

Check.

Political prisoners?

Check.

Well, at least we have the Constitution!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (iw59Q)

29 Traitor status: confirmed.

My guess is the CNN news hook that was arranged for by Comey briefing Trump on the dossier was this first step.

I am pretty sure that Mr. Zaid has information that could lead to the indictment and imprisonment of hillary clinton.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (1CjJc)

30 Holy crap

Posted by: Peaches at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (14URa)

31 Tucker should spend about 20 Minutes fisking this Whistleblower tonight.

And blowing up Fox executives like BIL SAMMONS for spiking stories and relevant information.

Either you're "fair and balanced" or your not.

I know AOS is part of your show prep, Tucker.

Do the right thing.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (SENHs)

32 Also, the government will shut down just before Thanksgiving unless they can get a budget passed.


Shut it down. Automate all payments of government monies. Relocate offices to BFE, hire new people and open the offices next year.

Drain. The. Swamp.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (HNyOC)

33 Seriously, every time to see a Never Trumper like David French doing their pretend "this is super serious, and Trump has violated norms," imagine them literally sitting in a gimp suit being whipped as they type.

Because it's probably happening.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (cfSRQ)

34 Also, the government will shut down just before Thanksgiving unless they can get a budget passed.

And it will run after the second week in January so that all of the government employees will get six additional weeks of paid PTO during the holidays on top of their overly generous benefits package.

And banks will step over each other promising to defer credit card, lease, car loan and mortgage payments until after they get their guaranteed back pay.

Its good to be working for The Enemy.

Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (lD3vL)

35 When you're strangled in jail
suicide is a fail
That's a murder

Posted by: Jeffrey still dead Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:08 PM (ZLI7S)

36 >>>Picture yourself in a cell in a prison
With tangerine guards and marmalade bars

Somebody calls you
you peer out quite slowly --
A ninja with samurai scars


haha

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:08 PM (PbpT7)

37 I think it might be a good idea if my name were spread far and wide, bypassing the MSM. Who won,t report it, for some reason.

And it's obvious: Epstein killed himself, you knuckle-dragging conspiracy mongers.

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella, Whistleblower at November 06, 2019 07:08 PM (H/mV4)

38 an honest admission from that side, and a timely reminder of what is at stake

Posted by: bored383 at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (zJ4nO)

39 OK, I am confused by the legal justification for keeping this whistleblower's identity secret.

The Whistleblower laws only protect you from professional retribution, like getting fired.

They do not protect your identity, nor protect you from the legal consequences of your actions.

You know, legal consequences like punishment for breaking security laws.

This person supposedly works for the CIA, so why in the hell is the CIA, who works for the PRESIDENT, concealing their identity?

This idea that you can make an Public Accusation of wrongdoing, and then somehow be secret?

Has me baffled.

And that the media is playing this game? has me even more baffled.

Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (NgKpN)

40 So, Hannity, Carlson, Dobbs, and the rest are now officially cucks. Glad I stopped watching FOX years ago.

Posted by: Galil at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (Pzzpr)

41 Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all.
Playin' solitaire till dawn
with a deck of fifty-one.
Smokin' cigarettes and
watchin' Captain Kangaroo --
Now don't tell me
that Epstein killed himself.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (fK2gX)

42 When a Clinton necktie

Means you gonna die

That's a murder...

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (Hucnr)

43 32
Also, the government will shut down just before Thanksgiving unless they can get a budget passed.


Shut
it down. Automate all payments of government monies. Relocate offices
to BFE, hire new people and open the offices next year.

Drain. The. Swamp.


Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (HNyOC)

---
Think this through.

Nancy wants to hold the House, yet she's going to either have to shut the government down indefinitely or go ahead and work with the guy she's trying to impeach.

That's going to be a laugh riot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)

44 ...but blow just one whistle...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (HaL55)

45 "Know, o prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world, and Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself."

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (PbpT7)

46 But you will whistleblow me first.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

47 Posted by: ace

Lolz...

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (32YRo)

48
Mark Zaid is a particularly odious sack of shit. I really, really don't like that guy.

After he has been worked to death on the canal, I will have him embalmed and placed in an exoskeleton to continue his duties.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (FmhK2)

49
Goldberg's latest whine that Trump should just say he's sorry and then maybe the Dems won't crucify him or something is a new level of self-basing kink.


It's hard to believe this guy ever had any credibility after something like that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

50 Bret Baier is the face of neverTrump FNC, and a disgusting little shit he is.

He's the one that picks Stephen Hayes, Jonah Goldberg, Marie Harf and others to be on his "panels" to make things "fair and balanced."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (4ZE6o)

51 so I don't want to do it but people can do "The Aristocrats" style jokes with the final line of course being, "Epstein did not kill himself"!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (PbpT7)

52 "31 Tucker should spend about 20 Minutes fisking this Whistleblower tonight.

And blowing up Fox executives like BIL SAMMONS for spiking stories and relevant information.

Either you're "fair and balanced" or your not.

I know AOS is part of your show prep, Tucker.

Do the right thing."

Tucker is a loyal employee.

He also is the canary in a coalmine.

When the Sammon cucks shitcan Tucker, and it will happen, the last light goes out at Fox and basically everywhere of any prominence.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (iw59Q)

53 Every time I read that the deep state is full of "patriots" I wonder if there was EVER an illegal coup with people who did not think (or fool themselves into thinking) that they were doing the right thing.

I doubt it.

Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

54 Conservative bloggers need to this clown down, like they did Dan rather in2004.

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (HrSJb)

55 , Zaid also assured his Twitter followers that "as one falls, two more will take their place," referring to outgoing Trump administration employees.

The Hydra was the monster in the Heracles cycle.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (ykYG2)

56 He said that in January 2017??

Trump had only been in office for less than two weeks!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (GRbI+)

57 New York, New York, is everything they say
And no place that I'd rather be
Where else can you kill Jeffery Epstein
And get away like Hillary?

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating
And from what I've seen I believe 'em
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
But the heart of rock and roll, heart of rock and roll is still beating

Posted by: reason, who still think we're doing this at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (F26eZ)

58 This is kind of catchy. Vimo video.

https://tinyurl.com/y2h5ketu

Posted by: NOTSKI THAT GUYSKI at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (dhszW)

59 >>>50 Bret Baier is the face of neverTrump FNC, and a disgusting little shit he is.

He's the one that picks Stephen Hayes, Jonah Goldberg, Marie Harf and others to be on his "panels" to make things "fair and balanced."

...

yes, he's one of the very bad ones, but Bill Sammon is the one going around silencing reporters or consigning important stories to the website to protect his establishment friends and Deep State buddies.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (PbpT7)

60 Without a indictment out of all this we're sunk

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (ZCEU2)

61 Somewhere out there a lonely wall needs blood and bullet holes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (9Om/r)

62 And it will run after the second week in January so
that all of the government employees will get six additional weeks of
paid PTO during the holidays on top of their overly generous benefits
package.



And banks will step over each other promising to defer credit card,
lease, car loan and mortgage payments until after they get their
guaranteed back pay.



Its good to be working for The Enemy.



Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (lD3vL)

---
The wine moms are going to have a problem with it, though.

All the nice "centrist" Dems who totally are responsible and stuff are going to look like lunatics.

Go long on popcorn futures. Things are just getting started.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)

63 This idea that you can make an Public Accusation of wrongdoing, and then somehow be secret?

Has me baffled.

And that the media is playing this game? has me even more baffled.


Because the Enemedia hates the Constitution, hates Western Civilization and prefers Star Chambers and "Show me the man, I'll show you the crime" sort of "courts".

Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (lD3vL)

64 When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

65 These nets are no damn good.

Posted by: Eric Carmelloanthony at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (EgshT)

66 Ugh. Jeff Sessions. Dude, shop around for a university president's gig, or something. Let fresher blood go to the senate. Reasonable evidence that sterner stuff than you offer is needed these days.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (QDnY+)

67 "Luke, Epstein didn't kill himself!"


Luke - "NOOOOOOOooooo...." *falls into the bottom of Cloud City.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (HaL55)

68 Exposing this scum also helps keep the GOP Squishers in the Senate from jumping ship.
I wish conservatives had their own Saturday Night Live. Ripping Romney, Plugs Biden etc.. would be great

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (HrSJb)

69 Its pretty appropriate to quote E A Poe - that poem was one of my favorites

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (32YRo)

70 As mentioned earlier, is Ciaramella the NYT article/ soon to be released tell-all book author, that was keeping the #Resistance alive in the WH?

Posted by: Ever at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (ZZDMQ)

71 Good grief....this is fatiguing.

Start dropping shoes, FFS!

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (cF8AT)

72 I hope they all begin using Ciaramella's picture as set backgrounds. Every show.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (S44lC)

73 oh Lolita
Don't you cry for me
I come to New York City
With a sheet around my neck

Posted by: Mr Epstein who did not kill himself at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (G546f)

74 Superclifragilistic Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Marry Poppinz at November 06, 2019 07:13 PM (mU726)

75 Imagine all love before us
Living life in peace
Wooo.. ooo

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
who thinks Epstein didn't suicide
Like the press, says he done

Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (NgKpN)

76 I never meant anyone who added 'Esquire' after their name that wasn't the protagonist in the blockbuster movie going on in their own head. And a raging a-hole.

Creepy Porn Lawyer probably does that.
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (RKQ/v)


Yeah, like we care he reads "Esquire." He probably should have put @MarkSZaidMotherJones.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (GRbI+)

77 All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glassesKill himself, Epstein didn't kill himself,

https://youtu.be/aVevvbFNKiY

Posted by: He's the Mole at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (K3B2k)

78 'Epstein didn't kill himself' is the new RickRoll.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

79 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)

Wine moms are watching Bravo and Investigation Discovery and their husbands are watching sports and porn.

So unless you can get all this info onto Pornhub and Xnxx, they'll never see it.

Posted by: Robert Falcon Scott at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (N52o2)

80
Because the Enemedia hates the Constitution,
hates Western Civilization and prefers Star Chambers and "Show me the
man, I'll show you the crime" sort of "courts".



Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (lD3vL)

---
On the twitters today, I saw screen grabs of Drudge trying to blame Don. Jr. for "outing" the whistleblower juxtaposed with Drudge earlier running the same article Don Jr. quoted.

Talk about jumping the shark...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (cfSRQ)

81 Come gather around Democrats, wherever you roam
And admit that the waters around you have grown
And accept it that soon you'll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin' or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'
Because Epstein didn't commit suicide

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (BiNEL)

82 Mama told me there's be days like this.

Posted by: Eric Carmelloanthony at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (EgshT)

83 You don't know what I got.

Posted by: Little Douche Coup at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (Tnijr)

84 >>Good grief....this is fatiguing.

Getting close to hibernating time.

Posted by: Jeffrey still dead Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (ZLI7S)

85 66. I hate Sessions to, but he serves a purpose. He puts Moore to sleep. Let him be a backbencher in the Senate. Trump will ignore him

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (HrSJb)

86 She slowly slid her skirt down below her waist, revealing her creamy thighs. A tinge of excitement took over my body as I began to tremble.

She leaned in close and began to whisper sweet Epstein didn't kill himself's into my ear.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (Zz0t1)

87 what rhomboid said. re Sessions, the statement to make is Vinny's : I got no more use for this guy

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (ykYG2)

88 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

89 Gluttony. Greed. Lust. Sloth. Wrath. Pride. And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Se7en at November 06, 2019 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

90 > "And 45 years from now we may be recalling stories regarding the impeachment of Donald Trump..."

Dream on Hamilton Burger.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 07:15 PM (WHVt7)

91 yes, he's one of the very bad ones, but Bill Sammon is the one going around silencing reporters or consigning important stories to the website to protect his establishment friends and Deep State buddies.

Posted by: ace

I really love to see the Goldberg face wince when he sees Molly on the panel - oooh, the beat down he's about to get!

Too bad its few and far between - she should be on every night like Krauthammer.

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (32YRo)

92 Willowed sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (85Gof)

93 "Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting-
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!-quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"

Quoth the Raven "Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

94
dammit
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

----

???

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (FmhK2)

95 She slowly slid her skirt down below her waist, revealing her creamy thighs. A tinge of excitement took over my body as I began to tremble.

She leaned in close and began to whisper sweet Epstein didn't kill himself's into my ear.
Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me!...

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (N52o2)

96 Rush is the one who always has Brett Baier on his show. Little Skull and Bones Bushie fuck

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (HrSJb)

97 OT: Emergency at Dutch airport?? ...
https://twitter.com/JCdeGraaf/status/
1192149671441031170

Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (Dh1wo)

98 Que sera, sera
whatever will be, will be
Epstein didn't kill himself
Que sera, sera

Posted by: Mr Epstein who did not kill himself at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (G546f)

99 Every time I read that the deep state is full of "patriots" I wonder if there was EVER an illegal coup with people who did not think (or fool themselves into thinking) that they were doing the right thing.

CS Lewis weighed in on this.

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."

Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (lD3vL)

100 Because the Enemedia hates the Constitution, hates Western Civilization and prefers Star Chambers and "Show me the man, I'll show you the crime" sort of "courts".

Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (lD3vL)


To be fair, Star Chambers are so much more efficient and think of the savings to the taxpayer!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (BiNEL)

101 >>50
Bret Baier is the face of neverTrump FNC, and a disgusting little shit he is.

Baier reminds me of an old fireplug the neighborhood dogs lift their legs on. Fvck that guy in particular.

Posted by: Galil at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (Pzzpr)

102 Chelsea, I am your father.

Posted by: Darth Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (EgshT)

103 The hosts can not mentioned the blowjobs name, but they can not control the guests

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (85Gof)

104 "59 >>>50 Bret Baier is the face of neverTrump FNC, and a disgusting little shit he is.

He's the one that picks Stephen Hayes, Jonah Goldberg, Marie Harf and others to be on his "panels" to make things "fair and balanced."

...

yes, he's one of the very bad ones, but Bill Sammon is the one going around silencing reporters or consigning important stories to the website to protect his establishment friends and Deep State buddies."

Hell, it's been confirmed Sammon (and Stirewalt) prematurely called that the House would flip parties because voting was still ongoing in Orange County.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (iw59Q)

105 Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (Dh1wo)

Right on cue!

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (N52o2)

106 Jay, that's apparently the point, though of course we now know that select elements of the Keystone Coup began in *2O15*. This tweet accurately reflects the mindset involved but probably over-states the actual situation. Doubt this guy had any inkling of what was going on already. He and his team were immediately trying to gin up fake scandals - like the Ukraine one - even including trailer-borne sandwich signs towed around DC [amazing, but true].




Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (QDnY+)

107 When you're alone, and life is making you lonely
You can always go
Fake Suicide
When you've got worries, all the noise and the hurry
Seems to help, I know
Fake Suicide
Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city
Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty
Here's your noose

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (PbpT7)

108 See the USA in your Chevrolet
America's asking you to call
Drive your Chevrolet through the USA
Epstein didn't kill himself, at all

Posted by: ptschett at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (zB+vL)

109 Brett Baier looks like Tom Cruise in Risky Business

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (HrSJb)

110 66 Ugh. Jeff Sessions. Dude, shop around for a university president's gig, or something. Let fresher blood go to the senate. Reasonable evidence that sterner stuff than you offer is needed these days.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (QDnY+)

-----

If he gives some townhall or something I may drive down there and tell the old f****** to retire. And thanks for recusal and the two years shitshow.

Posted by: MAGA at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (I5LRE)

111 This is why Hillary didn't come out to face her supporters election night.

She was busy, on the phone, giving the Go orders.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (mU726)

112 Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me!...
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (N52o2)


"Same here!" @MarkZaidPenthouse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (GRbI+)

113
Bret Baier looks like a pervert. Can't quite place it what it is, but he strikes me as the kind of guy who'd try to put his thumb up your butt in the locker room.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (FmhK2)

114 Stirewalt is Rove's fat bastard son

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (HrSJb)

115 >>>Emergency at Dutch airport?? ...
https://twitter.com/JCdeGraaf/status/
1192149671441031170

i think that is dated and that the situation, whatever it was, was resolved without much incident.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)

116 my favorite is still Sefton's

in the year 2525
Epstein did not commit suicide

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (G546f)

117 Hitman for sale or rent
Kill some fool -- fifty cents.

No guards, no cameras work --
It's a snap t' kill this jerk.

Twenny years of rapin' babes
Buys a
Eight by twelve murder cage.

He's a suicide? By no means.
Epstein is dead.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (fK2gX)

118 >>>Bret Baier looks like a pervert. Can't quite place it what it is, but he strikes me as the kind of guy who'd try to put his thumb up your butt in the locker room.

lol

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7)

119 >>Hell, it's been confirmed Sammon (and Stirewalt) prematurely called that the House would flip parties because voting was still ongoing in Orange County.

Stirewalt is a dunce. An incurious load of lard.

He knows squat about politics.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)

120 111
This is why Hillary didn't come out to face her supporters election night.

She was busy, on the phone, giving the Go orders.


Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (mU726)

---
Face-down, passed out on the floor.

Surrounded by broken vodka bottles.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (cfSRQ)

121 >>>116 my favorite is still Sefton's

in the year 2525
Epstein did not commit suicide

lol

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7)

122 102 Chelsea, I am your father.
Posted by: Darth Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (EgshT)


"Phew! I guess I'm off the hook."

Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (GRbI+)

123 103 The hosts can not mentioned the blowjobs name, but they can not control the guests
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (85Gof)

Wait!

The Whistleblower is HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED???

its... Voldemort?

Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (NgKpN)

124 I'll I just call him 'E' Ciaramella, this way no one will catch on.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (IGJk8)

125

Tucker could say he caught a case of salmonella.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (aKsyK)

126 he strikes me as the kind of guy who'd try to put his thumb up your butt in the locker room.
=====

Go on....

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (JcXHH)

127 "114 Stirewalt is Rove's fat bastard son"

Stealing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (iw59Q)

128 I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The sheet it has a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become?
I befriended a Clinton
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (P6oXN)

129 Emergency at Dutch airport?? ...
https://twitter.com/JCdeGraaf/status/
1192149671441031170

i think that is dated and that the situation, whatever it was, was resolved without much incident.
Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)

Yes the pilot set off an alarm by mistake

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (85Gof)

130 Dammit, got caught out by a nood. Well, hell, that does not stop a true Moron:

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "Epstein did not kill himself."
Posted by: Things Rorschach WOULD have said at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (2B9A/)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (2B9A/)

131 115 >>>Emergency at Dutch airport?? ...
https://twitter.com/JCdeGraaf/status/
1192149671441031170

i think that is dated and that the situation, whatever it was, was resolved without much incident.
Posted by: ace


Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it. Seriously.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (fK2gX)

132 Without Sessions, the GOP has a open GOP Primary with about 10 candidates. Moore could sneak in again. We cannot take that risk again. We need that pickup to offset Gardner and McSally

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (HrSJb)

133 >>>Stirewalt is a dunce. An incurious load of lard.

He knows squat about politics.

...

He knows how to get drunk.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (PbpT7)

134 I've fallen and I didn't kill myself!

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein for Life Alert at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (llfsS)

135 Lou Dobbs just played a clip of Alyson Camarota interviewing Trump supporters. She asks, "Is there anything he could do or say that would prevent you from voting for him?"

Woman: "No"

Camarota: "If he shot someone on 5th ave. you'd still vote for him!?"

Woman: "Depends on why he shot them."

I about spit my drink out!

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (cF8AT)

136 Saw a bird with a tear in his eye
Walking to New Orleans, my oh my
Hey, now, bird, wouldn't you rather die than
Walk this world when you're born to fly?
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: mrtmz at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (m/Gc2)

137 These people have lost their damn minds.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

----

At this point, they all agree that the Wile E. Coyote attacks on Trump have nothing to do with why they REALLY want him ousted; they just want him ousted, damn it, and they'll use any tactic they can use to make that happen!

...But they can't remember what the real reason is that they want him ousted.

It's like Muslims. They know they hate Jews and want them driven into the sea... they just can't recall why.

Posted by: RKae at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (DQebX)

138 Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (fK2gX)

Zombie gets one million upvotes for a Roger Miller parody

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (N52o2)

139 Face-down, passed out on the floor.

Surrounded by broken vodka bottles.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (cfSRQ)

that was code for "its a go."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (IGJk8)

140 Zaid spends too much time reading comic books. He fancies himself part of the resistance.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (hku12)

141 Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it. Seriously.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (fK2gX)

that.intern is Senator material

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (G546f)

142 >>>Stirewalt is a dunce. An incurious load of lard.

He knows squat about politics.

...

He knows how to get drunk.





He's an amateur.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

143 When the bedsheet is to tight
You dont fap through the night
That's asphyxiation......

Posted by: Wytshus at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (h1FVB)

144 Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty
Here's your noose

Posted by: ace

I had that Clarke album - ugh not to date myself or anything.

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (32YRo)

145 >>He knows how to get drunk.


He also knows what it costs to hire a Hobo to take a dump on his hairless chest.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (P6oXN)

146 and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it

Majored in gender studies.

Posted by: Darth Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (EgshT)

147 Don't "hate" sessions. Just prefer better material. Though I don't hold out much hope, as the GOP is not changing an iota, and will simply outlast Trump. Of course Jeff was one of only a handful of GOP who had a sane and popular approach to illegal mass migration [and meant it], so there's that.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (QDnY+)

148 has reportedly forbid anyone at the network from saying "Eric Ciaramella," the alleged whistleblower's name.


Blucher!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (vd8XM)

149 These fuckers want to start the coup.

Be very very careful what you wish for.

We are happy to help finish it.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (axyOa)

150 Too many people are snowed by Fox News, including many in my family.
They are full anti Trump

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (HrSJb)

151 I never meant anyone who added 'Esquire' after their name that wasn't the protagonist in the blockbuster movie going on in their own head. And a raging a-hole.


I rather enjoy intentionally misunderstanding pretentious lawyers who either go with the "Esquire" crap, or make a point of going by their middle names.

"I'm M. Night Shamalamadingdong." (First such name came to mind; I know he's not a lawyer.)

Extending hand: "Glad to meet, M."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (GRbI+)

152 Well I am just a modern guy
Of course I've had it in the ear before
I got a lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life

Posted by: Regular dead Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (6/uwW)

153 Hitman for sale or rent
Kill some fool -- fifty cents.

No guards, no cameras work --
It's a snap t' kill this jerk.

Twenny years of rapin' babes
Buys a
Eight by twelve murder cage.

He's a suicide? By no means.
Epstein is dead.
Posted by: zombie at

haha!!!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7)

154 Surveying the dingy, smoke-filled cellar tavern, Conan noted a kohl-eyed trull lazily plying her well-used yet supple wares. Hungry in more ways than one after his long and hazard filled trek across the steppe, he approached her in two mighty strides. Circling her waist with one of his oaken thews, he pulled her close, until her heaving bosom pressed hard against his own mighty chest. His black eyes pierced her own blue deeply, foretelling of things to come, as he uttered with a throaty and low growl, "Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: Pumpkin at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (87EdW)

155 Woman: "No"



Camarota: "If he shot someone on 5th ave. you'd still vote for him!?"



Woman: "Depends on why he shot them."



I about spit my drink out!

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (cF8AT)

Now I did! LMAO!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (IGJk8)

156 >>Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it. Seriously.

And literally in a matter of minutes it morphed into 3 knife wielding terrorists were holding 27 passengers hostage.

Our media is tip top.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (ZLI7S)

157
>>>Emergency at Dutch airport?? ...

Johnny unplugged the lights.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (aKsyK)

158 Slider.

*SNIFF*

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Maverick at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (Zz0t1)

159 Ask yourself this Fox News Fans. If the whistleblower came out when Obama was POTUS. would Fox have exposed him?
Yes

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (HrSJb)

160 Blucher!!



Neighhhh!

Posted by: John Kerry at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (yQpMk)

161 All by myself,


don't wanna be all by myself, anymore

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (q1Pj5)

162 Please do not mention Stirewalt. My wife gets upset and throws things, my dog barks and growls, and the winds begin to howl outside. Just let him slip into the obscurity he so deserves.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (S44lC)

163 Bret Baier looks like a pervert. Can't quite place
it what it is, but he strikes me as the kind of guy who'd try to put his
thumb up your butt in the locker room.



lol

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7)

---
Among those of a certain age, it was widely known that TV reporters were dumb as posts. They were pretty faces, nothing more.

I think what's happened is that "print" journalism has collapsed to the point where these people don't look nearly as stupid as before.

Yeah, the media was biased, but the newspaper guys could at least write intelligent prose and do independent research.

Now even respected publications are basically listicles whose *senior editors* are the kind of people who didn't know that the US once banned alcohol.

"OMG, really! Let me Google that!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (cfSRQ)

164 OHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Who was in a jail cell, maximum security?
(JEFFERY EPSTEIN!)
Flamboyant and pervy, a pedo was he!
(JEFFERY EPSTEIN!)
Blackmailing was how he accrued all his wealth!
(JEFFERY EPSTEIN!)
You're mistaken if you think he scuttled himself!

JEFFERY EPSTEIN!
JEFFERY EPSTEIN!
JEFFERYYYYYYYYYY
EPSTEINNNNNNNN!

(doo doo doo doot, doo-doot)

Posted by: reason, who still think we're doing this at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (F26eZ)

165 Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it. Seriously.

Posted by: zombie

---

See? Same thing happened to me! I just showed the thing to the intern and she did the rest!

Posted by: Slick Willie at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (DQebX)

166 What a perversion.

The whole idea of whistleblower protections is to protect them from retribution from the organization they are reporting on. So if someone sees wrongdoing, they are supposed to (a) go through the chain of command to report it, and if not they can (b) become a "whistle blower" and report it externally. At that point the protections are there to protect them from retribution such as losing their job or being demoted. NONE OF THAT APPLIES HERE, and none of that protects the person from normal reporting of issues relevant to the public by the media.

In fact, the prosecution is OBLIGATED to report his name publicly since that whole confrontation clause idea ("the accused shall enjoy the right...to be confronted with the witnesses against him.") and in a public accusation such as this, the person's position, background, politics, etc. are vital to understanding his credibility.

On top of this, there is no secrecy once something is in the public domain.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (LWu6U)

167

A candy-colored clown they call the sandman
Tiptoes to my room every night
Just to sprinkle stardust and to whisper
Go to sleep. Everything is all rightKill himself, Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: He's the Mole at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (K3B2k)

168 Jeffrey Epstein's body lies a-moldering in the grave
Jeffrey Epstein's body lies a-moldering in the grave
Jeffrey Epstein's body lies a-moldering in the grave
But he did not kill himself!

Glory, Glory, Hallelujah
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah
He did not kill himself!

In jail in New York City he was strangled 'til he was blue,
For he had compromising information on many more men too,
They hung like a traitor, they themselves the traitor crew
And he didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (o4fG0)

169 How about: for each traitor hanged, two more have their asses renditioned?

Alas, though, it is not to be: God Justice is dead.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (WqPYg)

170 "Life has never interested me so much as the escape from life, but I remain certain that Jeffery Epstein did not wish to escape this life!"

Posted by: ZOmbie H P Lovecraft at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (BiNEL)

171 has reportedly forbid anyone at the network from saying "Eric has reportedly forbid anyone at the network from saying "Eric Ciaramella," the alleged whistleblower's name.," the alleged whistleblower's name.

I'm just glad he didn't Kamala Harris.

Kamala Ciaramella?? Imagine the fun public address announcers would have trying to say THAT.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (GRbI+)

172 Chelsea, I am your father.
Posted by: Darth Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (EgshT)

"Phew! I guess I'm off the hook."

Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM



Damn it!!!
That is some first class scotch I just spewed across the keyboard!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (axyOa)

173
To be, or not to be
That is the question
Whether Epstein killed himself
Tis not.

Posted by: Little Douche Coup at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (Tnijr)

174 Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it. Seriously.

Posted by: zombie

----

That little girl was me.

Posted by: RKae at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (DQebX)

175 [Robert Howard pastiche]
Posted by: Pumpkin at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (87EdW)


*slow. clap.*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (ykYG2)

176 ...has reportedly forbid anyone at the network from saying "Eric Ciaramella," the alleged whistleblower's name.

If they are saying that any name can be mentioned except E. Ciaramella, then its confirmed and we can all drop the silly "alleged" garbage.

Posted by: Penguin of F'ing Joy 🖕 at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (lD3vL)

177 147. Well said my friend. Sessions sucks, but he clears the field

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (HrSJb)

178 160 Blucher!!



Neighhhh!
Posted by: John Kerry at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (yQpMk)

------------

I lol'd.

Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (F26eZ)

179 Who's peeking out from under a stairway
Calling a name that's lighter than air
Who's bending down to give me a rainbow
Everyone knows Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (NWiLs)

180 Stirewalt is Rove's fat bastard son

Posted by: Jonah

I hate that giggling fool - his political instincts are shit - why again is he there?

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (32YRo)

181 lmao!! Tami my husband was watching that and he called me back to the bedroom to watch it. I was dying! He's still laughing btw.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (dUJdY)

182 Mark Zaid, one of the attorneys representing the whistleblower at the center of the Democrats' ongoing impeachment inquiry, tweeted conspicuously in January 2017 that a "coup has started" and that "impeachment will follow ultimately."

And yes, I know to ask the question is to answer it, but -

This man has admitted - openly admitted - to participating in a coup against a duly elected president of the USA.

Why isn't this literally treasonous fuck cowering in a corner shitting himself while a Marine battalion smashes in his door and drags him off to the nearest wall?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2019 07:25 PM (Ki5SV)

183 I'm Shocked that a lawyer would say such things!

Posted by: Hamilton Burger at November 06, 2019 07:25 PM (+oR7L)

184 The legend of Mmatmuor and Sodosma shall arise only in the latter cycles of Earth, when the glad legends of the prime have been forgotten. Before the time of its telling, many epochs shall have passed away, and the seas shall have fallen in their beds, and new continents shall have come to birth. Perhaps, in that day, it will serve to beguile for a little the black weariness of a dying race, grown hopeless of all but oblivion. I tell the tale as men shall tell it in Zothique, the last continent, beneath a dim sun and sad heavens where the stars come out in terrible brightness before eventide and even then men shall remember that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:25 PM (ykYG2)

185 161
All by myself,


don't wanna be all by myself, anymore


Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (q1Pj5)

---
I think Eric Carmen was actually tweeting about Epstein today.

Weird world.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:25 PM (cfSRQ)

186 Indict.

Prosecute.

Convict.

Hang.

*lather, rinse, repeat*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2019 07:25 PM (rBtIz)

187 I posted earlier about this, but somehow the Repubs need to strategically weave these text messages into next week hearings. The whistleblowers lawyer wanted a coup and was determined to get Trump no matter what.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (wiXsO)

188 181 lmao!! Tami my husband was watching that and he called me back to the bedroom to watch it. I was dying! He's still laughing btw.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 07:24 PM (dUJdY)

That woman was just deadpan serious! Didn't miss a beat. Too funny!

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (cF8AT)

189 "The suspected fake whistleblower, who has a first name in common with an obese sociopath South Park character and a last name that sounds like a bowel syndrome that produces bloody stool..."

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (N52o2)

190 U.S. diplomat Bill Taylor, during his deposition last month, identified the New York Times as the sole source of his claim that President Donald Trump wanted Ukraine to help him get dirt on Joe Biden, transcripts released Wednesday show.

BRIETBART

Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (85Gof)

191 If only actual Hitler (or ISIS) had been fought this vigorously.

Instead, we will impeach Trump at all costs because HOW DARE HE!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (9hauA)

192 "has reportedly forbid anyone at the network from "saying "Eric has reportedly forbid anyone at the network from saying "Eric Ciaramella," the alleged whistleblower's name.," the alleged whistleblower's name."

I hope Steyn comes on Tucker and says "Eric! Eric! Eric!" as loud as he can.

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (32YRo)

193 It's as if these people know nothing is going to happen to them...

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (RU4sa)

194 With a Clinton as a friend
you will die in the end
Thats a murder

Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (ucNdt)

195 Surveying the dingy, smoke-filled cellar tavern, Conan noted a kohl-eyed trull lazily plying her well-used yet supple wares. Hungry in more ways than one after his long and hazard filled trek across the steppe, he approached her in two mighty strides. Circling her waist with one of his oaken thews, he pulled her close, until her heaving bosom pressed hard against his own mighty chest. His black eyes pierced her own blue deeply, foretelling of things to come, as he uttered with a throaty and low growl, "Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: Pumpkin at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM


And in a last gasping self fulfilling orgasm, she moaned...get to the choppas!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (axyOa)

196 I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'Epstein didn't kill himself!'

Posted by: Percy 'Pimp' Shelley at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (RKQ/v)

197 "180 Stirewalt is Rove's fat bastard son

Posted by: Jonah

I hate that giggling fool - his political instincts are shit - why again is he there?"

Someone has to bottom now that Shep is gone.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (iw59Q)

198 Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it. Seriously.

Isn't there some safe code that can be radioed in for such an event? Of is this one of those block headed government things that they assume every asshole hijacker is in on the codes?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy 🖕 at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (lD3vL)

199 Still cannot believe Kentucky elected a Marxist with 0% from the NRA, and a 100% from the Planned Butcherhood.

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (HrSJb)

200 Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the
cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it.
Seriously.



Posted by: zombie

Also don't pull up on the stupid emergency brake button they have now in cars when the car is doing 60 mph. I......I mean a friend.. thought it would be disengaged at that speed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of oher people' at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (IGJk8)

201 183
I'm Shocked that a lawyer would say such things!


Posted by: Hamilton Burger at November 06, 2019 07:25 PM (+oR7L)
Hold my beer.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (14URa)

202

Epstein dead
That's what I said
Let the man rap a plan, said he'd send him home
But his hope was a rope, and he should have known

Everybody's misused him, ripped him off and abused him
Another junkie playin', pushin' dope for the man
A terrible blow, but that's how it go
Epstein on the corner now, if you wanna be a junkie, wow
Remember, Epstein dead

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (aKsyK)

203 They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: Stick to the Devil you know.
And you know that Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (PHxng)

204 How DARE you!!??

I should be across the ocean, sitting in class.

But you stole my childhood.

You stole my Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Greta Thunderthighs at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)

205 Buttercup was born on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farmboy who worked there. His name was Wesley- but she never called him that.
'Isn't that a wonderful beginning?'
'Yeah, it's really good.'
"Farmboy, shine my horses' saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning."
"Epstein did not kill himself."
"Farmboy, fill these with water."
"Epstein did not kill himself."
"'Epstein did not kill himself' was all he ever said to her. And one day she realized that when he said 'Epstein did not kill himself', what he meant was 'Epstein did not kill himself.' And she was amazed to discover that 'Epstein did not kill himself.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (2B9A/)

206 Lou Dobbs just played a clip of Alyson Camarota interviewing Trump supporters. She asks, "Is there anything he could do or say that would prevent you from voting for him?"

Woman: "No"

Camarota: "If he shot someone on 5th ave. you'd still vote for him!?"

Woman: "Depends on why he shot them."

I about spit my drink out!
Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM
*********
That. Is. Funny.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (wiXsO)

207 although Pumpkin, if you are going to write Conan stories, and I agree you should, remember that the Cimmerian warrior had BLUE eyes. His skin was dark. Conan was a Western Hunter Gatherer.

(How Robert Howard could predict the WHG, I don't know.)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (ykYG2)

208 One Adam 12, One Adam 12, see the man Epstein who didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Dispatch at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (mU726)

209 This man has admitted - openly admitted - to participating in a coup against a duly elected president of the USA.

Why isn't this literally treasonous fuck cowering in a corner shitting himself while a Marine battalion smashes in his door and drags him off to the nearest wall?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

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You'd think that a president who is "LITERALLY HITLER!" would do something, y'know, Hitleresque.

...Hitlerian?

Posted by: RKae at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (DQebX)

210 190 U.S. diplomat Bill Taylor, during his deposition last month, identified the New York Times as the sole source of his claim that President Donald Trump wanted Ukraine to help him get dirt on Joe Biden, transcripts released Wednesday show.

BRIETBART

Lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (85Gof)

This is the circle jerk to end all circle jerks. They feed the info to the media...then site the media as their source.

Did the same thing with the FISA warrants.

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (cF8AT)

211 You might think that someone high up would have an independent investigation into Epstein's death but you would probably be wrong.

Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (Tnijr)

212 Pay no attention to that ERIC CIARAMELLA behind the curtain!!!

Posted by: The Wizard of Fox at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (EgshT)

213 Also don't pull up on the stupid emergency brake button they have now in cars when the car is doing 60 mph

Oh yeah, OK let me write that one down

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (85Gof)

214
Camarota: "If he shot someone on 5th ave. you'd still vote for him!?"

Woman: "Depends on why he shot them."

I about spit my drink out!
Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (cF8AT)

Aside from being hilarious, this is the appropriate answer, when you think of it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (9hauA)

215 199
Still cannot believe Kentucky elected a Marxist with 0% from the NRA, and a 100% from the Planned Butcherhood.



Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (HrSJb)

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The incumbent gov was super unpopular and the GOP controls the legislature. The guy's pretty boxed in.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (cfSRQ)

216 Tami, they don't get it. They will NEVER get it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (dUJdY)

217 "Phew! I guess I'm off the hook."

Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 06, 2019 07:19 PM (GRbI+)


"Me too." - Howdy Doody.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (HaL55)

218 197. Watch the youtube video of election night 2016 at Fox. Stirewalt and Rove were next to each other , and probably farting all night.
Tucker Carlson looked at both of them, and then roasted them on their anti trump bias. Jabbed Rove on his Romney love too

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (HrSJb)

219 I thought I could come up with some more "Epstein didn't kill himself" lines, but the takeoff I did of "MacArthur Park" on the last thread's about as much as I can figure.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (Ki5SV)

220 When you might tell
And you are found dead in cell
Thats a murder

Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (ucNdt)

221 We had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, Epstein was going direct the other way once the hired thugs had tied the bedsheet around his neck.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (LWu6U)

222 #115 Okay. I don't date much, Ace!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (Dh1wo)

223 This man has admitted - openly admitted - to participating in a coup against a duly elected president of the USA.

Why isn't this literally treasonous fuck cowering in a corner shitting himself while a Marine battalion smashes in his door and drags him off to the nearest wall?


Because it is the epitomy of patriotism and honor to remove an illegitimate president who didn't win the qualifying popular vote.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (lD3vL)

224 215. True. And a new star emerged in Cameron

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (HrSJb)

225 F_ you! That's my name! You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting.

You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me? E - D - K - H Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (l6b3d)

226 Pilot was showing an INTERN the "Hijack Emergency" button in the

cockpit, and guess what happened -- yup, the intern pressed it.

Seriously.





Posted by: zombie


[shrugs] Could happen to anyone.

Posted by: Elanor Holmes Norton at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (q1Pj5)

227 It is like the Earth Sea Trilogy. If you know their true name, you own them.

Posted by: SpamfRoming at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (nmeGl)

228 "...sing us a song-
You're the blogger man,
Sing us a song tonight,
Cause we're all in the mood to jail Hillary-
Since Epstein didn't take his own life..."

Posted by: Fringe at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (vx54i)

229 "38 an honest admission from that side, and a timely reminder of what is at stake

Posted by: bored383 at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (zJ4nO) "




This, srsly.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (JwHjN)

230 Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the Clintons come and fake your death
We better stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody, Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Buffalo Springfield at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (+oR7L)

231 Jewells!

You are an amazing crafts(wo)man!

Wearing the crucifix necklace now.

Posted by: SMH at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (RU4sa)

232 216 Tami, they don't get it. They will NEVER get it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (dUJdY)

And I looooooathe Camarota. Couldn't have happened to a better 'news reader'.

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (cF8AT)

233 I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

234 Does the rule apply to FNC guests? If not, ...

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (9hauA)

235 The legend lives on from Pedo Island on down
Of the man who they called Jeffrey Epstein
The man, it is said, didn't turn himself dead
When the skies of August turned gloomy

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (tVQUs)

236 Heh. Just read that the Kentucky Governor's race may be decided by the State Legislature.

Oh I would love to see the Leftists head explode on that one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (r+sAi)

237 Coup plotter admits plotting coup?

Only in America can a coup plotter not only brag about being part of the coup, but can be celebrated and also avoid the traditional penalty for being part of a coup.

Fuck it. Hang him.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (U50PB)

238 Lemme understand: Eric Ciaramella killed Epstein?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (S44lC)

239 223. It is the frickin Media. They choose what gets covered on the air. Fox used to be our savior on that, but they have moved center left

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (HrSJb)

240 I sure hope someone - a bunch of someones - has saved all of Mark Zaid's tweets because I have the feeling they are about to be deleted.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (aXucN)

241 Thanks SMH!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 07:32 PM (dUJdY)

242 This is the circle jerk to end all circle jerks. They feed the info to the media...then site the media as their source.

Did the same thing with the FISA warrants.
Posted by: Tami

---

"Cite."

Just... y'know.

Posted by: RKae at November 06, 2019 07:32 PM (DQebX)

243 We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at November 06, 2019 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

244 Nothing to see here. Straight shooter

Posted by: G marks the spot at November 06, 2019 07:32 PM (ZJ/ol)

245 True. And a new star emerged in Cameron


Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (HrSJb)

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Plus, we outed some concern trolls, which is always useful.

Seriously, Trump gave Bevin a 20-point boost and he still couldn't close the deal.

Meanwhile, the GOP basically owned every other statewide race in Kentucky.

But yeah, Trump is awful.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:32 PM (cfSRQ)

246 It's hard to really blame Hannity and Pirro.

When you only have hundreds of millions of dollars, it's difficult to take principled stands on truths about the attempted coup against the American voters and the leader of the country by treasonous agents.

One really should have tens of billions before taking such a bold risk.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 06, 2019 07:32 PM (iIUKh)

247 Epstein is dead in America
That's what I said in America
Strangled in bed in America
We're filled with dread in America!

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (fK2gX)

248 And I looooooathe Camarota. Couldn't have happened to a better 'news reader'.

Same here. I remember her on Fox and thinking then she was not a conservative.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (dUJdY)

249 PLEASE tell me that someone is gathering all this evidence to submit for the treason trials that start immediately after this shitshow is finished and the public hangings are on their way.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (Zz0t1)

250 In Penny Lane there is a barber showing photographs
Of every head he's had the pleasure to have known
And all the people that come go
Stop and say "Epstein didn't kill himself"
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Posted by: Beatles at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (YOhRS)

251 When the girls were too young
You find yourself hung
Thats a murder

Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (ucNdt)

252 Aside from being hilarious, this is the appropriate answer, when you think of it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (9hauA)

Right?! It was perfect.

I have to go find that clip. Dobbs didn't show it past that. Would love to have seen the look on that beotch Camorota's faccia.

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (cF8AT)

253 You might think that someone high up would have an independent investigation into Epstein's death but you would probably be wrong.

Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2019 07:28 PM (Tnijr)


My good man, that's NOT who "we" are!

Posted by: Commissar Karl Rover at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (BiNEL)

254 In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
And Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: CliffClavin at November 06, 2019 07:34 PM (dyCMp)

255 Cause this is Epstein
Epstein night
And no one's gonna save him
From the beast about to strike
You know it's Epstein
Epstein night
Epstein's fighting for his life
Inside a killer thriller tonight, yeah

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:34 PM (tVQUs)

256 . I remember her on Fox and thinking then she was not a conservative.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (dUJdY)

My only thought was she had a nice ass..does that make me superficial?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:34 PM (85Gof)

257
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!
Quoth the Raven, "Epstein did not kill himself:.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2019 07:34 PM (rBtIz)

258 247 Epstein is dead in America
That's what I said in America
Strangled in bed in America
We're filled with dread in America!
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:33 PM (fK2gX)

West Side Story? Well played.

Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (NgKpN)

259 Ace, make sure to screenshot all of this as I wouldn't be surprised in he deletes these tweets.
People are now posting comments on his old Twitter posts.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (wiXsO)

260 The seven dirty words that you can't say on television are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucking, mutherfucker and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (Zz0t1)

261

I'm just mad about OrangeMan

OrangeMan's mad about me

I'm just mad about OrangeMan

He's just mad about me



They call me belly yella

(Quite rightly)

They call me belly yella

(Quite rightly)

They call me Ciaramella



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Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (WqPYg)

262
All that's to come
and everything under
the sun is in tune
but Epstein didn't kill himself
by the mooooooooo'ooooon.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (Y4EXg)

263 All that crap about Virginia, and the Marxists and Blackface only have a 21-19 majority in the State Senate. Big deal

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (HrSJb)

264 The bound prisoners, hanged by their wrists, and tongues removed, screamed a silent agony, as wide-eyed, they witnessed the arcane rite. Thoth Amon, high priest of the snake demon Set, uttered the dark spell in guttaral syllables not made for human voices to speak or ears to hear. Again and again the profane chant rang through the dark recesses of the of the endless black of the cave, awakening who knows what evil. Finally, with a loud crack and gout of sulphurous smoke, the summoned demon arrived, surveyed his awaiting feast and replied, "Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (87EdW)

265 When Tommy left the bar room, not a Gatlin boy was standing

He said, Epstein didn't kill himself, as he watched the last one fall.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (q1Pj5)

266
Yeah, you've got that something

I think you'll understand

When I say that something

Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (9X624)

267 I pulled into Rikers
Was feeling bout half past dead
Hey Mister, can you tell me
Who killed Epstein?
He just grinned and shook my hand,
No! Was all he said

Posted by: Robbie Robertson at November 06, 2019 07:36 PM (S44lC)

268 "...sing us a song-
You're the blogger man,
Sing us a song tonight,
Cause we're all in the mood to jail Hillary-
Since Epstein didn't take his own life..."

Posted by: Fringe

This needs to be put together with garrets' lyrics from the earlier - you'd have the whole thing done right!

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:36 PM (32YRo)

269 Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself, to begin with.

Posted by: Zombie Charles Dickens at November 06, 2019 07:36 PM (Ki5SV)

270 Theres a lady who is sure all that glitters is gold
And Epstein didnt kill himself

Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 07:36 PM (ucNdt)

271 Now even respected publications are basically listicles whose *senior editors* are the kind of people who didn't know that the US once banned alcohol.

"OMG, really! Let me Google that!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (cfSRQ)

-------

Tami was upthread talking about one of our 'ettes being interviewed by Camerota - a prime example of what you're talking about.

During the 2016 campaign she had a guest on who brought up that Bill Clinton had been accused of rape, and settled it out-of-court (in context of the Access H'Wood thing).

She had no idea this happened, and she wasn't feigning ignorance - she really didn't know.

She was working as damned reporter during the Broaddrick story.

I was a mere stripling in high school during it, and I vividly remember the story.

Utterly unqualified.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 07:36 PM (FmhK2)

272 Posted by: Fringe at November 06, 2019 07:30 PM (vx54i)

good one!

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 07:36 PM (G546f)

273 Epstein will not be in class today, somebody totally not Epstein killed him.

Posted by: Epstein's Mother at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (gd9RK)

274 Well, I heard some people talkin' just the other day
And they said Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: The Beagles at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (Tnijr)

275 Idiota: "If he shot someone on 5th ave. you'd still vote for him!?"

Me: "You have *some* attachment to reality."

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (YOhRS)

276 A sweatshirts with large letters reading "Eric Ciaramella', Blow This" on the front, with "Epstein Ate at the Seth Rich Café" emblazoned on the back, would make for some awesome crowd attire for the live shot for "Fox and Friends" outside FNC.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (iw59Q)

277 > "This is the circle jerk to end all circle jerks. They feed the info to the media...then cite the media as their source."

A couple days ago on another forum (can't remember where or who) someone coined a new word for this pernicious duplicity, a word that ought to enter the political lexicon.

The term was "Citogenesis".

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (WHVt7)

278 Hannity is good, but he tows the Fox Company line, even on their bogus polling.

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (HrSJb)

279 The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there, and Epstein didn't kill himself


Posted by: L P Hartley at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (8KSPd)

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*squints*

Posted by: the Barrel at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (ykYG2)

281 Found the clip...but there's not much more in this one than the one Dobbs played:

https://tinyurl.com/y495easf

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (cF8AT)

282
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Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 07:35 PM (WqPYg)


You really shouldn't tease the barrel like that. It can turn out very, very wrong.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)

283 bluebell not to worry, they're being repeated all over the twittersphere


of course they're months/years old, but only now do people care


and you're not participating in a "coup" as a private citizen babbling online, to explain why no "arrests" will happen



Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (QDnY+)

284 238
Lemme understand: Eric Ciaramella killed Epstein?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (S44lC)


He hasn't denied it.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (mU726)

285 Oh, we got Trouble!

Right here in River City!

With a capital "T"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for "Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Kill Himself"

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (fK2gX)

286 Blackbird singing in the dead of night
broken wings you learn to fly
you were only waiting for Epstein to die

Blackbird fly
into the light of Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: Madtom at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (go+84)

287 Don Jr. should have mass t shirts made up with Eric C face on front for the La. Rally

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (HrSJb)

288 Lemme understand: Eric Ciaramella killed Epstein?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (S44lC)

Today: Epstein didn't kill himself
Tomorrow: Ciaramella didn't kill himself

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (G546f)

289 Idiota: "If he shot someone on 5th ave. you'd still vote for him!?"

Me: "You have *some* attachment to reality."
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (YOhRS)

"That depends. Is this hypothetical person you, or one of your coworkers?"

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (N52o2)

290 The whole point of foreign policy is QUID PRO QUO. If you get nothing out of foreign policy then what's the point? The whole point is to get other countries to do things for you in exchange for something. If that's illegal in any way then shut down the whole fucking thing.

Posted by: james at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (MNBUP)

291
Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around for long, long years

Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (9X624)

292 That's one small step for man and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Somewhere on the moon at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (EgshT)

293 >>PLEASE tell me that someone is gathering all this evidence to submit for the treason trials that start immediately after this shitshow is finished and the public hangings are on their way.

You don't really think all of this is happening by chance, do you?

There's a reason we are talking about Ukraine and this thing is falling apart as fast as it broke.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

294 He hasn't denied it.
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (mU726)

The seriousness of the charge demands an investigation.

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (N52o2)

295 And in the middle of them, with filthy body, matted hair, and unwiped nose, Ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man's heart, and the fall through the air of Jeffrey Epstein who didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (lD3vL)

296 Still cannot believe Kentucky elected a Marxist with 0% from the NRA, and a 100% from the Planned Butcherhood.





Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (HrSJb)


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The incumbent gov was super unpopular and the GOP controls the legislature. The guy's pretty boxed in.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (cfSRQ)

Basheer isn't elected until all appeals are exhausted. I do not care how much of an asshole Bevin is, he at least is fighting.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (F/KeJ)

297 And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (YOhRS)

298 I've seen all good people turn their heads each day
So satisfied I'm on my way
I've seen all good people turn their heads each day
And Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (Y4EXg)

299 Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she's gone

Epstein in the cell with bedsheets
Epstein in the cell with bedsheets
Epstein in the cell with bedsheets

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (tVQUs)

300 Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down
Upon his head.

Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure,
Epsteins dead.

Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (NgKpN)

301 The Laws of Thermodynamics:

The First Law: energy is the sum of heat and work, i.e., is conserved

The Second Law: entropy increases

The Third Law: the impossibility of getting to absolute zero.

The Fourth Law: Epstein was murdered.
_____________

The first three are iffy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:40 PM (GRbI+)

302 There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes
Another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

Jeffrey Ep-Stein
Jeffrey Ep-Stein
They've given you a number
And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 07:40 PM (aXucN)

303 Heh. Just read that the Kentucky Governor's race may be decided by the State Legislature.

Oh I would love to see the Leftists head explode on that one.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (r+sAi)

---
I saw an article that said the last time it happened was 1899, when the Dems disqualified enough votes for their guy to win.

He was assassinated a few days later.

Kentucky: Don't Fuck With Us.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)

304

Have you never been mellow?
Have you never been murdered
Jeffrey Epstein?

Posted by: Olivia Newton-John at November 06, 2019 07:40 PM (DTBzc)

305 Hannity should pay Ronan Farrow to come on his TV show and talk about Clinton and Juanita Broderick.
Of course Dems James and Lachlan Murdoch would not allow it

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:40 PM (HrSJb)

306 Don Jr. should have mass t shirts made up with Eric C face on front for the La. Rally

Thats a little creepy.

Maybe if given the Che treatment to the image.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (lD3vL)

307 Lemme understand: Eric Ciaramella killed Epstein?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2019 07:31 PM (S44lC)
He hasn't denied it.
Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:38 PM (mU726)



Boy, that's a serious charge and must be investigated thoroughly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (BiNEL)

308
So gimme all your money
Give me all your gold
Let's go back to Zuma beach
Where Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (yQpMk)

309 The incumbent gov was super unpopular and the GOP controls the legislature. The guy's pretty boxed in.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:29 PM (cfSRQ)

Basheer isn't elected until all appeals are exhausted. I do not care how much of an asshole Bevin is, he at least is fighting.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (F/KeJ)

Bevin's asked for a recanvass, hasn't he?

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (cF8AT)

310 @292 - that would make a good meme video.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (r+sAi)

311 There was no joy in Mudville.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (HaL55)

312 Basheer isn't elected until all appeals are exhausted. I do not care how much of an asshole Bevin is, he at least is fighting.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (F/KeJ)

---
With a good economy, it shouldn't have been this close. Not in Kentucky.

Bevin should have been able to coast to victory. He's clearly a dick.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (cfSRQ)

313 This is really a HUGE and significant story.
It needs to get out!

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (wiXsO)

314 296. Excellent point. Bevan is no wimp like Romney

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (HrSJb)

315

I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein singing Beck at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (DTBzc)

316 299 Posted by: Surfperch

Uhhh, check out comment #10.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (fK2gX)

317 Down at the end, round by the corner
Close to the edge, just by the river
Reasons will pass you by
That Epstein killed himself.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (YOhRS)

318 He was assassinated a few days later.

Kentucky: Don't Fuck With Us our meth.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (lD3vL)

319 Darling, you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be there till the end of time
So you gotta let me know
But Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (Y4EXg)

320 The only sure things in life are death, taxes, and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (mU726)

321 OK, you morons are too clever for me. I think I'm going to sign off.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (Ki5SV)

322
Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
If you believe Ep-stein
Committed self-strangulation

C N N, will a-spin
News telling the world
Of asphyxiation
But you'll see
It defies explication

Posted by: Bitter Clinger & The Chocolate Factory at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (iIUKh)

323 Alyson Camarato-or however you spell her name- is probably getting someone to doxx all the PA women who said that it would depend on why Donald Trump shot someone in order for them to see if they'd vote for him again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (WI7YS)

324 Kurt Schlichter
Verified account @KurtSchlichter
48 minutes ago

Fun Fact: "Ciaramella" is Italian for "Epstein didn't kill himself."

2 replies 11 retweets 36 likes

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (JwHjN)

325 Hey hey my my

Rock and roll will never die

But Epstein did.


Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (9X624)

326
260 "The seven dirty words that you can't say on television are shit, piss,
fuck, cunt, cocksucking, mutherfucker and Epstein didn't kill himself."



And Ciaramella.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (4thlk)

327 Epstein didn't kill himself,
Evidence for this, there is a wealth,
The power was cut to his cell,
The guards were fast asleep as well,
Epstein did not suicide,
Someone killed him, it's how he died.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (tVQUs)

328 Mama
Just killed a man
Put a sheet around his neck
Pulled the other end
And *crik*
Mammma
oooooo
I don't wanna die
And Jeffrey didn't want to either
Carry on carry on
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (G546f)

329 Still cannot believe Kentucky elected a Marxist with 0% from the NRA, and a 100% from the Planned Butcherhood.

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:27 PM (HrSJb)


Having lived in Missouri, I never underestimate the ability of the state Gope to nominate the biggest imbeciles for Governor and other statewide offices, only to allow the idiot Dem to take the seat.

I don't see that as a bad thing. Missouri isn't going to let a Democrat affect much change in the state, and it gives the Gopes four years to figure out how dumb they were and take corrective measures.

Next year will be somewhat different. The moron Republican won in '16, and promptly resigned for being a dick. Since then the guy who took over, the Lt Gov, has been the blandest of nobodies.

Will he win next year? He should. But we'll see.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (hku12)

330 Excellent point. Bevan is no wimp like Romney


Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (HrSJb)

---
Romney also failed to win a second term.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (cfSRQ)

331 "Hannity should pay Ronan Farrow to come on his TV show and talk about Clinton and Juanita Broderick."

Ronan's a sugar shoezing ass - all he wants to talk about is how bad Trump is...Hannity will have to cut him off more than he usually does with his guests

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (32YRo)

332 If justice were served, those guilty of corruption and evil tarred, feathered and marched to gallows...there would be no one left but the Trump family and a few others in DC.
Same with MSM...just static from sea to shining sea.
Heck, I would settle for just a few of them.
I don't ask for much.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (SK2xO)

333 They've given me a mission
I don't really know the game yet
I'm bent on submission
Religion is to blame
I'm the new messiah
Death Angel with a gun
Dangerous in my silence
Deadly to my cause

Speak to me the pain you feel
Speak the word
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Nikki at November 06, 2019 07:43 PM (YOhRS)

334 290 The whole point of foreign policy is QUID PRO QUO. If you get nothing out of foreign policy then what's the point? The whole point is to get other countries to do things for you in exchange for something. If that's illegal in any way then shut down the whole fucking thing.
Posted by: james at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (MNBUP)

They are investigating Trump for asking a foreign Nation, to investigate the very activity they are accusing Trump of.

Biden ADMITTED to a Quid Pro Quo, he bragged about it.

Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 07:44 PM (NgKpN)

335 Well I'm just made about Saffron
Saffron's mad about me
I'm just mad about Saffron
She's just mad about me

Jeff Epstein didn't do it
(just like that
Jeff Epstein didn't do it...

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 07:44 PM (N52o2)

336 The whole point of foreign policy is QUID PRO QUO.
------

The fascists have moved on from QPQ, now that witnesses discredited ERIC CIARAMELLA's water cooler third hand gossip. Now, Nuke 'Em Swallwell says the new line is that PDJT "extorted" something from Ukraine.

Posted by: Robbie Robertson at November 06, 2019 07:44 PM (S44lC)

337 I thought those commie government school teachers were Bevins' big problem. Those guys will pull any kind of shit because they know they can get away with it.

Posted by: freakded at November 06, 2019 07:44 PM (Tnijr)

338 Jenny, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny, don't change your number
867-5309
Just because Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 07:44 PM (BiNEL)

339 I killed a man in metro correctional center
Just to watch him die

Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 07:44 PM (ucNdt)

340 When in the course of human events
it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve,
But Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (Y4EXg)

341 Ah yes, Cimmerians have blue eyes and black hair. I find, Hobo, that as I get older I forget things I once knew, like to take my socks off and Conan lore, yet I do remember, even now, the Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (87EdW)

342 Alyson Camerato always looks likes she's saying to herself, "I can't believe how dumb you are" when she interviews people she disagrees with. She is unable to have a neutral face.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (WI7YS)

343 299 Posted by: Surfperch

Uhhh, check out comment #10.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:42 PM (fK2gX)

Do you honestly expect me to read any further than the first five comments, if at all?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (tVQUs)

344 Epstein's back
Your schemes were your ticket out
Epstein's back
To that same pedio island that you bragged about

Well the girls have all changed since you screwed around
But those Fed's have remained and they've brought you down

Who'd have thought they'd kill ya
(Who'd have thought they'd kill ya)
Back in the cell where they need ya
(Back in the cell where they need ya)

Yeah. we choke him a lot 'cause he's got us in a spot

Epstein's back
Epstein's back, Epstein's back, Epstein's back

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (OAlmw)

345 @bennyjohnson

Um - why is Eric Ciaramella's name in the congressional Impeachment testimony?

Dems said they would redact the name of the "whistleblower."

2 explanations:

1. Ciaramella is not the whistleblower

2. Dems messed up BIG TIME & printed the name of the leaker in their own document

https://tinyurl.com/y5hyfuzv

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (cF8AT)

346 The thing I can't figure out is what Aaron Hernandez had on the Clintons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (GRbI+)

347 The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when he claimed Epstein killed his own self

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (gd9RK)

348 "Will you, or will you not, quit living?' he now demanded in a sudden passion, advancing close to me.

'I would prefer not to quit living', I replied, gently emphasizing the 'not.'

Posted by: Epstein, The Scrivener: A Tale of Bedsheets at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (FmhK2)

349 E-lec-tric-al banana gonna be the very next phase.

Ep didn't kill him-selll-f. He didn't kill him sellll-llllf.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (HaL55)

350 What makes me special is that I'm my own man. When I started out, I said there were things I would do and things I wouldn't do. Lot of guys start like that and a lot of them sell out along the way, but the more who fall, the easier it gets. See, look... everybody compromises, everybody cheats, everybody uses magic. So they empty the ideals out of their pockets and get on with the job of sticking it to their neighbor before they stick it to them. Because that's the way it's done. To all of which I say "nuts." My collar may be a little frayed, maybe I need a shoeshine, but nobody's got a mortgage on my soul. I own it, free and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 07:46 PM (2B9A/)

351 "Now she had a fumbling knowledge that, had she ever understood Ashley, she would never have loved him; had she ever understood Rhett, she would never have known that Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: Margaret Mitchell at November 06, 2019 07:46 PM (lD3vL)

352 The thing I can't figure out is what Aaron Hernandez had on the Clintons.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:45 PM (GRbI+)

Lol. Good one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:46 PM (85Gof)

353 Got me the strangest woman

Believe me this chick's no cinch

But I really get her going

When I say Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 07:46 PM (q1Pj5)

354
Oh someone brought in Melville.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein singing Beck at November 06, 2019 07:46 PM (DTBzc)

355 Your mission, Mr. Hunt, should you choose to accept it, is to find out who killed Epstein.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (S44lC)

356 They tell us that
He killed himself
Hanging up
From prison cells
I say it's all
Just wind in sails
Are we not men?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (w2Avg)

357 Thats me in the corner
Thats me hanging from a bed sheet
Losing my life

Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (ucNdt)

358 And Jeffrey doesn't know what day it is
He doesn't know whose hand that is around his neck
Now he can't be saved
From the eternal grave.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (fK2gX)

359 And love lies bleeding in my hand
Oh, it kill me to think of you with another man
I was playing rock and roll and you were just a fan
But my guitar couldn't hold you, so I split the band
Love lies bleeding in my hands.

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (Y4EXg)

360
One Banana
Two Banana
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Banana Splits Theme at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (DTBzc)

361 Why did the chicken cross the road?



To kill Epstein.

Posted by: doofus at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (GGcL9)

362
German Commander: All the serious civilian losses caused by this artillery fire would not correspond with the well-known American humanity.

Gen. Anthony McAuliffe: Nuts! Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Somewhere on the moon at November 06, 2019 07:47 PM (EgshT)

363
Now sit right back
And hear a tale
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Gilligan at November 06, 2019 07:48 PM (DTBzc)

364 Knowing her fate,

Atlantis sent out ships to all corners of the Earth.

On board were the Twelve:The poet, the physician,

The farmer, the scientist
,
The magician and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2019 07:48 PM (9X624)

365 290
The whole point of foreign policy is QUID PRO QUO. If you get nothing
out of foreign policy then what's the point? The whole point is to get
other countries to do things for you in exchange for something. If
that's illegal in any way then shut down the whole fucking thing.

Posted by: james at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (MNBUP)

_______


EVERYTHING transaction in life is about Quid Pro Quo -- as in the trader principle, which as been replaced by the traitor principle.

Even though Trump did nothing wrong, I would have loved for him to say "You're damn right I ordered the Quid Pro Quo!" And then make a reference to Quid Pro Quo in EVERY single interaction, conversation, etc. with EVERY single person.


It's time to take back the language hijacked by the totalitarian nihilists.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 07:48 PM (WqPYg)

366 339 I killed a man in metro correctional center
Just to watch him die
Posted by: Priapism


Nice.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:48 PM (fK2gX)

367 May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will Epstein's Killer please stand up?
I repeat, will Epstein's Killer please stand up?
We all know he didn't kill himself

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:48 PM (tVQUs)

368 Not known, because not looked for
but heard, half-heard, between two waves of the sea
and Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Thomas Stearns Elliot at November 06, 2019 07:49 PM (8KSPd)

369 To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at November 06, 2019 07:49 PM (mU726)

370 There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold


And she knows Epstein didn't... off-himself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:49 PM (HaL55)

371

Space






















The final frontier





Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Capt. Kirk at November 06, 2019 07:49 PM (DTBzc)

372
Here's a story
Of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
All of them had hair of gold
Like their mother
And Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 06, 2019 07:49 PM (w2Avg)

373 Jake Tapper is the two hundred pound labradoodle in the room with a weak sphincter. And he's all out of kibble.

Posted by: Fritz at November 06, 2019 07:50 PM (wo3c/)

374
I never realized the passing hours
Of evening showers
A slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams
Im strangled by your haunted social scene
Just a pawn out played by a dominating queen

Actual lyrics no changes made

Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 07:50 PM (ucNdt)

375
Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species
Epstein
Didn't
Kill
Himself

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2019 07:50 PM (sGotD)

376 I feel fine
I'm talkin' 'bout peace of mind
I'm gonna take my time
I'm gettin' the good sign
Draggin' the line (Draggin' the line)
And Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (Y4EXg)

377 Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me:
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Margaret Mitchell at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (lD3vL)

378 "Submitted, for your approval: Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (GRbI+)

379 It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (tVQUs)

380 Horton Hears A Who...

Killed Epstein, Because

It Sure Wasn't Epstein!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (BiNEL)

381 I can hear you.

America can hear you.

Those that brought these building down will hear Epstein didn't kill himself soon!

Posted by: George W. Bush at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

382 "Talk to me, Goose"

"Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (rBtIz)

383 They came here to chew bubblegum and kill Epstein, and they're all out of Epstein.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (w2Avg)

384 When the film for your cell

Gets turned off for a spell

That's a murder!

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (q177U)

385 Why did the chicken cross the road?
To kill Epstein.

Posted by: doofus

Okay - I laughed

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (32YRo)

386
"Submitted, for your approval: Epstein didn't kill himself."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (GRbI+)

------

Next stop, Willoughby!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (FmhK2)

387 April is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
Winter kept us warm, covering
Epstein's death in forgetful sorrow
A little lie with tried rumours.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (gd9RK)

388 De Camptown ladies sing this song, doo-dah, doo-dah
Eptstein didn't kill himself, oh doo-dah day

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (q1Pj5)

389 Next stop, Willoughby!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (FmhK2)

--

I really enjoyed that episode.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (w2Avg)

390 *Frodo looks in Palantir*

Eye of Sauron: EEEEPPSSTEEIINNN DDDIINNN'TTT KILLLLLL HHIIIMMMSSEEELLLFFFF

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 07:52 PM (N52o2)

391 237 - that conference the other day of intelligence leaders admitting the Deep State and the outstanding resistance they are doing should put the fear in anyone.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 07:53 PM (ZCEU2)

392 Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Jeff, I'm Luca. Bill Clinton sent me to deliver some fresh cannoli.

Posted by: doofus at November 06, 2019 07:53 PM (GGcL9)

393 382 "Talk to me, Goose"

"Epstein didn't kill himself."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2019 07:51 PM (rBtIz)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 07:53 PM (2B9A/)

394 FEELINGS!
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,
FEELINGS!
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa...

Are we still doing the Epstein didn't kill himself thing?

Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2019 07:53 PM (MVjcR)

395 "Burning Down One Side" and 1-877-karsforkidz are my two favorites so far.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 06, 2019 07:53 PM (4UlPP)

396 I heard Epstein is getting a post mortem charge of murder brought against him. Yeah, they were originally thinking of charging him with suicide but it turns out he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (q177U)

397
I'm a Yankee doodle dandy
Epstein did not kill himself
A real lie coming from our Uncle Sam
Epstein
Did not
Survive

Posted by: freakded at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (Tnijr)

398 What happen?
Somebody set up us the bomb.
We get signal.
What !
It's you !!


How are you gentlemen !!
Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (l6b3d)

399 There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
and she knows Epstein didn't... off-himself.

Posted by: BackwardsBo

Stairway to Heaven? Denied!

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (32YRo)

400



Somebody's gonna hurt someone
Before the night is through
Somebody's gonna come undone
There's nothin' we can do ..
There's gonna be a heartache tonight for sure

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (DTBzc)

401 Looks like we faked it
Helped each other on the way
To another hit
Looks like we faked it
Or I thought so 'til today
Until clues were there everywhere
And all I could spin was suicide the way we faked it

Posted by: Bury A Manlow at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (YOhRS)

402 Jeffrey, crack corn, I don't care
Jeffrey, crack corn and I don't care
Jeffrey, crack corn and I don't care
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (tVQUs)

403 398 What happen?
Somebody set up us the bomb.
We get signal.
What !
It's you !!


How are you gentlemen !!
Epstein did not kill himself
Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2019 07:54 PM (l6b3d)

What you say!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

404 Walter Cronkite 1968: "And that's the way it is. And Epstein isn't going to kill himself."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (GRbI+)

405 That meme is out there, And... It... Will... Not... Stop!

Posted by: Kyle Reece at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (mU726)

406 Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
Because Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Yeats at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (BiNEL)

407 You know who didn't kill himself?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA)

408 Green eyed lady, lovely lady

Strolling slowly towards the sun

Green eyed lady, chokin' lady

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (HaL55)

409 Darth Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."

Luke Skywalker: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"

Darth Vader: "No. Epstein is not your father."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (w2Avg)

410 I want to get a bumpersticker that says

Are you being gaslighted by the media?

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (eASYU)

411 You know who didn't kill himself?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA)

Epstein?

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (N52o2)

412 I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo knowing Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Galileo Galilie at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (lD3vL)

413 Whose woods these are,
I think I know
His house is in the village, though
Where Epstein totally didn't kill himself

Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (MVjcR)

414 Now I understand why you cry. And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: T-800 at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (NWiLs)

415
Through the rust and the bars of this man made jail
Swung a pedo of a man that girl minors knew well
When he was murdered, he gave out with a groan
And like a Clinton victim, he just died there alone, Big Jeff

Big Jeff, Big Jeff
D'in't Kill Himseff

Posted by: Bitter Clinger Dean at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (iIUKh)

416 Over all the hills now,
Repose.
In all the trees now
Shows
Barely a breath. Birds are through
That sang in their wood to the west.
Only wait, Epstein,The man who did not kill hisself Rest
Soon for you too

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)

417 Jeffery Epstein, owner of Pedo Island, is no more. He has ceased to be. Bereft of life, he rests in peace. He's kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed his last, and gone to meet the great Head of Pedophilia in the sky. And I guess that we're all thinking how sad it is that a man of such talent, of such capability for kindness, of such unusual intelligence, should now so suddenly be spirited away at the age of only forty-eight, before he'd achieved many of the things of which he was capable, and before he'd had enough fun.

But he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (Y4EXg)

418 man - this whole thread has been like tripping down musical memory lane - I had forgotten half these songs - but you know what I never forgot:

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (32YRo)

419 This is one small step for man.

But one giant leap for Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 07:56 PM (Zz0t1)

420 Set me free, why don't cha, baby
Get out my life, why don't cha, baby
'Cause you don't really love me
You just keep me hangin' on
You don't really need me
But you keep me hangin' on

Why do you keep a comin' around
Playin' with my heart?
Why don't you get out of my life
And let me make a new start?
Let me get over you
The way Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: The Supremes at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (UGKMd)

421 Ask not what your country can do for you, but that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (tVQUs)

422 People who hanged themselves (choose one):

[X] David Carradine

[ ] Jeffrey Epstein

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (GRbI+)

423 Yellowhammer News is reporting that Jeff Sessions will announce he's running for the Senate tomorrow. He's also appearing on Tucker Carlson tomorrow night. They don't actually say he'll announce on the show, though.

https://tinyurl.com/y5gobojz

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (sWM8x)

424 Stairway to Heaven? Denied!

Here too? Crap...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (HaL55)

425 My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Albert Einstein at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (lD3vL)

426 And the wind
Cries
Epstein

Posted by: ZombieHendrix at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (Tnijr)

427 Oh we're movin' on up!
To the East Side
To a deeeelux apartment in the sky-y-y
Where Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (MVjcR)

428 Four score and seven years ago,
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: RI Red at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (LVpEN)

429 Cold wind blows
And Gods look down in anger,
On this poor child

Why so unforgiving, and why so cold
Been a long time staging a suicide.

[Cue awesome Trower riff]

Posted by: The "Replacement Guards" at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (YOhRS)

430 Trump's in Louisiana tonight, isn't he?

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (cF8AT)

431 He had to be
Snuffed out or else.

Epstein didn't
Kill himself.

Burma-Shave

Posted by: Elinor, Who Usually Looks Lurkily at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (NqQAS)

432 Mama, just killed a man
Put my hand around his throat
Then I faked his suicide note.

Mama, his life had just begun
But now I've gone and choked it all away.

Mama, oooo-oooo-ooooh
Didn't mean to leave a clue
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Tell the press, tell the press
That none of this really matters.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (fK2gX)

433 Delf- Delf I am, I am Delf. Would you like to kill yourself?
Epstein- No.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (87EdW)

434 But in a larger sense we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave Epstein who is now dead, who struggled here against his jailers, did not kill himself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (gd9RK)

435 Epstein killed himself seems like one of the minor, inconsequential lies in the fog of lies we have to navigate every day to me.

But if its the pinprick that finally awakens the sleeping masses I'll take it.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (eASYU)

436 Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to find Epstein's killer.

Posted by: Sun Szu at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (lD3vL)

437 Basheer isn't elected until all appeals are exhausted. I do not care how much of an asshole Bevin is, he at least is fighting.



Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 06, 2019 07:39 PM (F/KeJ)



Bevin's asked for a recanvass, hasn't he?

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:41 PM (cF8AT)
Thus far he has refused to concede and is saying there were voting irregularities. I think he has to wait for the vote to be certified to file a contest with the elections board (usually a re-canvass). Then he has 30 days after the last action of the elections board to file a contest with the state legislature which has the power to decide all contested Governor and Lt. Governor races.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (F/KeJ)

438 Glory, Glory, Hallelujah,
And Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (AMIL/)

439 Brandi, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea
and knowing that Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Yeats at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (BiNEL)

440 #LIB

We can go there.

Posted by: golfman at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (M3a0a)

441
I know why the caged turd doesn't sing.

Because he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Maya Angelou at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (FmhK2)

442 Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and declare that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: H.L. Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (EgshT)

443 Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 07:58 PM (fK2gX)

Nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (2B9A/)

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Posted by: Jack Torrance at November 06, 2019 07:59 PM (mU726)

445 When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they tell me Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: DOM HELDER CAMARA at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (lD3vL)

446 When you lean off your bed

And find out that you're dead

Thaaaats a murder!

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (q177U)

447 "I'm looking for the REAL killers of Epstein!"

Posted by: OJ Simpson at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (GRbI+)

448 excellent Elinor

Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (Tnijr)

449 Mama, just killed a man
Put his bedsheets 'round his neck
Pulled 'em tighter, now he's dead
Mama, the trial had just begun
But now Epstein was murdered

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (tVQUs)

450 Keeper: Stop! What is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.

Keeper: What is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.

Keeper: What is your favorite color?
Galahad: Blue. No - Epstein didn't kiiiill hiiimseeelf - Auuuuuuuugh!

Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (l6b3d)

451 Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine Epstein did't kill himself...

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

452 And I was walking down the street one day
A pretty lady looked at me and said her diamond watch had stopped cold dead
Just like Epstein

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (nvMvs)

453

Hey Jeff, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
Hey Jeff, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
I Didn't Kill Myself.

Posted by: Jimi at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (DTBzc)

454 Ladies and Gentlemen, I'll be brief.

The issue here is not whether or not we took liberties with Epstein, we did.

But Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (Y4EXg)

455 By the dark of the moon I planted

But there came an early snow

There's been a hoot owl by my window now

For six nights in a row

Epstein didn't kill himself

And on Wildfire we're both gonna go.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 08:00 PM (q1Pj5)

456 If it goes that route, does anyone know if the Kentucky legislature has to choose from the candidates on the ballot or can they choose anyone they want to be the governor?

Posted by: Please No! at November 06, 2019 08:01 PM (vqIkG)

457 Hey joe where you going with that rope in your hand

Im going to kill an inconvenient man

Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 08:01 PM (ucNdt)

458 We shall not cease from exploration

and the end of all our exploring

Will be to arrive where we started

and know the place for the first time

and Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Thomas Stearns Elliot at November 06, 2019 08:01 PM (8KSPd)

459 >>>You know who didn't kill himself?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 07:55 PM (9hauA)

For some reason this one made me laugh the hardest.

LMAO

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (q177U)

460 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhaeuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like Epstein, who didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (gd9RK)

461 >> People who hanged themselves (choose one):


Oh, you don't want to wade into that conspiracy theory, the one about red scarves that Bourdain, Kate Spade, and maybe even Chris Cornell used to kill themselves. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (bDqIh)

462 Puppet Show

And

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: jsg at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (0OuUt)

463
If it goes that route, does anyone know if the Kentucky legislature has to choose from the candidates on the ballot or can they choose anyone they want to be the governor?
Posted by: Please No! at November 06, 2019 08:01 PM (vqIkG)

------

Were I in their shoes, Norm MacDonald would be Governor of Kentucky.

Because that shit would be funny.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (FmhK2)

464 Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah
Epstein din't kill himself

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)

465 Epppppppsteeeeeeeeeeeein.......didn't kill himself he was murderd

Posted by: Citizen Kane at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (9dzlp)

466 One banana two banana three banana four.

Epstein didn't kill himself when they found him on the floor.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (Zz0t1)

467 How does President Trump keep all this coup stuff straight?. Someone give him a daily briefing on the latest info that comes out?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I believe that Dan Bobgino and John Solomon spend a great deal of their off air time with the President and his team. They have been the best at getting to the bottom of all of this over the past 3 years.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (U50PB)

468 Extorting Ukraine? If that talking point actually starts to take off Trump needs to read the transcript from the oval orrifice. Get the radio guys who punked schiff to stand in for the Ukranian president.

Also, if all it takes to get away with committing crimes in other countries is declaring your presidential run then why doesn't everyone do it? Seriously. I mean if you can't investigate someone because they're running for president than every crook should run.

Posted by: james at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (MNBUP)

469 I'd totally lay down a large retainer for the privilege of having this man have my back, keep my secrets.

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (Bf3hj)

470 To forget Epstein didn't kill himself is the commonest form of stupidity.

Posted by: FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE at November 06, 2019 08:03 PM (lD3vL)

471 Now let's not go telling ourselves that Epstein killed himself just yet, gentlemen.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at November 06, 2019 08:03 PM (rBtIz)

472
O.K.
Just a little neck break
There'll be no more aaaaaaaah!
But Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Bitter Clinger Floyd at November 06, 2019 08:03 PM (iIUKh)

473 >>>> Jake Tapper is the two hundred pound labradoodle in the room with a weak sphincter. And he's all out of kibble.
Posted by: Fritz at November 06, 2019 07:50 PM (wo3c/)

You guys are killing me! I gotta stop reading this stuff.

Labradoodle!!! Hahahah!!

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 08:03 PM (q177U)

474 461 >> People who hanged themselves (choose one):

Oh, you don't want to wade into that conspiracy theory, the one about red scarves that Bourdain, Kate Spade, and maybe even Chris Cornell used to kill themselves. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (bDqIh)


Wait - they had shit on the Clintons too?

Posted by: OJ Simpson at November 06, 2019 08:03 PM (GRbI+)

475 The network embargo of "ERIC CIARAMELLA" is freaking hilarious the more you consider it. Will GOP senators and MoC's be put on delay during interviews in the event they utter it?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 08:04 PM (iw59Q)

476 "It's time to take back the language hijacked by the totalitarian nihilists.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 07:48 PM (WqPYg) "



A.K.A. Rectification Of Names.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 08:04 PM (JwHjN)

477 Were I in their shoes, Norm MacDonald Conan the Dog would be Governor of Kentucky.

Because that shit would be funny.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 08:04 PM (lD3vL)

478 Jeff (mustard) Epstein, with his sheet, in the cell.

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 08:04 PM (Bf3hj)

479 In Russia, the Epstein kills YOU.

Posted by: Yakoff Smirnoff at November 06, 2019 08:04 PM (Zz0t1)

480 Who is this Epstein of whom you speak?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 06, 2019 08:05 PM (/Fmtj)

481
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah
Epstein din't kill himself
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)

------

Girl from Ipanema makes me laugh every time I hear it, because it's such a laid-back, kinda cheesy bossa nova hit. And the guy who wrote it was hands-down one of the wildest bastards in the history of American music. A fucking animal, Stan Getz was.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:05 PM (FmhK2)

482 sock off. (Sock not used to strangle Epstein.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 08:05 PM (GRbI+)

483 zombie, that was genius.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 08:05 PM (q177U)

484 I was going to do a riff on a Boston song, when I realized I did not know what any of the words actually were. Looked up the lyrics and, yep, whole new territory.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:05 PM (2B9A/)

485 I really can't stay...
But baby Epstein didn't kill himself.
I have to go away...
But baby Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 06, 2019 08:05 PM (0GvUH)

486 422
People who hanged themselves (choose one):



[X] David Carradine



[ ] Jeffrey Epstein

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (GRbI+)


What no love?

Posted by: Jusse Smollett at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (9dzlp)

487

Alas poor Epstein, I knew he didn't kill himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (SNcqh)

488 Please Mr Custer, I don't want to go

There's an injun a-waiting out there

Fixing to take my hair

A coward I've been called, because I don't want to end up dead or bald!

Like Epstein who didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (q1Pj5)

489 On Monday, Hannity said he "confirmed independently" the so-called "whistleblower's" name, though he opted against revealing this name.
******
Because Hedgehog Hannity is a Fucking Pussy

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (BqBId)

490 If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free, until they lynch me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
I've got no place to go, 'cause they're going to hang me around

If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free, until they lynch me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie
If you push me to test the bedsheet strength

---

Posted by: Ace's Favorite Song of the 20th century (updated) at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (YOhRS)

491 We few, we happy few, we band of brothers, for he today that sheds his blood shall be my brother, but not Epstein, for he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (87EdW)

492 i don't care if epstein killed himself, or not. i know frau pantsuit could brag about having him offed on every news show and not a fucking thing would happen. epstein is so over. thanks to the demonic media in this country.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (KP5rU)

493 477 Were I in their shoes, Norm MacDonald Conan the Dog would be Governor of Kentucky.

Because that shit would be funny.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 08:04 PM (lD3vL)

NO! California needs him more. He's brighter, better educated, higher morals, and has better breath than the current incumbent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (GRbI+)

494 Down by the river that flows by the coal yards
Stands wooden houses with shutters torn down.
There lived a man everybody called Epstein
Epstein, the man, of old Pedo Isle.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (sGotD)

495

Do you all realize that the Democrats want to make revealing the fake whistleblower's name an article of impeachment in itself?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (DTBzc)

496 Hello darkness my old friend
Wrap your hands round Epstein again

Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (ucNdt)

497 I heard my momma cry,
I heard her pray the night Chicago died.
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (cfSRQ)

498 shit

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (GRbI+)

499 surely about to be willowed, but yesterday had some very interesting results that will get zero play in the "press" - or the GOP inner councils, either, to be fair.


Voters in deep-blue Tucson, AZ rejected "sanctuary" policies [71%], voters in northern NJ voted for local LE cooperation with ICE.


Hmmm. How was it that Trump swooped in and took the GOP nomination, again??



Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (QDnY+)

500 Forget Stan Getz- Its all about the sway

https://tinyurl.com/yabnj2cm

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (Bf3hj)

501 As God as my witness, I thought Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Mr. Carlson at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)

502 >>Wait - they had shit on the Clintons too?

No, not Clintons, but IIRC that they were privy to/participated in some Epstein-like kink and were feeling guilty and thinking about talking. It's discussed on the same gossip site that's been talking about Weinstein. Singer, and other now known perverts/rapists via "blind items" for 10+ years.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (bDqIh)

503

Democrats are waiting for the president to re-tweet someone who mentions the fake whistleblower's name and then add that to the charges.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (DTBzc)

504 Can't you see?
Can't you see?
What Epsteins'...been doing to me?

Gonna catch me a freight train
All the way to NYC, now
'till that train, she run out of track.

Gonna find me a rope now
Gonna choke Epstein
until...he's lying down.

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (32YRo)

505 .@jsolomonReports says the IG Report probably won't be out before November 18. He is hearing we could get a report early as next week about another investigation we knew nothing about.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (BqBId)

506 132 Without Sessions, the GOP has a open GOP Primary with about 10 candidates. Moore could sneak in again. We cannot take that risk again. We need that pickup to offset Gardner and McSally
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (HrSJb)

The ones buying ad time on Fox News are not, to be kind, awe inspiring.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (0HqNX)

507 shit
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (GRbI+)


Well, you made ME laugh....

Posted by: Mr. Carlson at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)

508 Ace posted Zaid's tweet about the 'coup' starting...

But...look where/when and to whom he tweeted that:

President Trump‏@POTUS

30 Jan 2017

Statement on the Appointment of Dana Boente as Acting Attorney General:

https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/posts/10158573747555725 …


Mark S. Zaid@MarkSZaidEsq

Replying to @POTUS

#coup has started. As one falls, two more will take their place. #rebellion #impeachment

9:52 PM - 30 Jan 2017

Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (cF8AT)

509
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia sons of former slaves and sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brother­ hood and say : "Epstein did not kill himself".

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (zr5Kq)

510 It was Muhduhhhhhhh!!!!

Posted by: Jack Klugman as Quincy at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (YOhRS)

511 486 422
People who hanged themselves (choose one):

[X] David Carradine

[ ] Jeffrey Epstein

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 07:57 PM (GRbI+)

What no love?
Posted by: Jusse Smollett at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (9dzlp)


At ease. I said "hanged," not "hung."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (GRbI+)

512 Here come old flat top
He come groovin' up slowly
He got joo joo eyeballs
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a Joker
'Cuz Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (nvMvs)

513 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 08:08 PM (Zz0t1)

514 RSBN Trump Rally in Monroe, Louisiana.
Trump is running a little late

https://tinyurl.com/y3hzqjfj

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 08:09 PM (wiXsO)

515 Voters in deep-blue Tucson, AZ rejected "sanctuary" policies [71%], voters in northern NJ voted for local LE cooperation with ICE.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (QDnY+)

Yeah, well... Fuck them, we do what we want.

Posted by: City Council and Bureaucracy at November 06, 2019 08:09 PM (N52o2)

516 zombie's little ditty in the side bar is hilarious. Nice job.

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 08:09 PM (dgt0l)

517 I was speaking colloquially - Mark Zaid

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 08:09 PM (xSo9G)

518 *holds envelope to forehead*

Why even bother.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at November 06, 2019 08:09 PM (0OuUt)

519 Whenever you call me, I'll be there

Whenever you need me, I'll be there

To tell you that Epstein


Didn't kill himself

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 08:09 PM (HaL55)

520 1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

2 The same was in the beginning with God.

3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.

4 In him was life; and the life of Epstein was not self-taken.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (gd9RK)

521 Oh we'll rally round the flag, boys, we'll rally once again,
Shouting that Jeff Epstein was murdered,
And we'll rally from the jail cell, we'll gather on the streets,
Shouting that Jeff Epstein was murdered.

The truth about Epstein, hurrah! boys, hurrah!
Down with the traitor, up with the star;
While we rally round the flag, boys, we rally once again,
Shouting that Jeff Epstein was murdered!

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (tVQUs)

522 Jobim wrote Girl from Ipanema [Garota de Ipanema], Vinicius de Moraes did the lyrics. FTR.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (QDnY+)

523 A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch, one with Clinton as a client kills Epstein.

Posted by: Anonymous at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (lD3vL)

524 Please excuse Jeff from school today, as he has come down with a bad case of he didn't kill himself.

Signed,

....

Posted by: Epstein's mother at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (Ct55T)

525 (the lyrics to Another One Bites the Dust pretty much unchanged)

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (0GvUH)

526
With this most recent revelation, Trump is finished. For the good of the country, he needs to step down. Pence, too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (7rVsF)

527 General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev...Mr. Gorbachev, Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (zr5Kq)

528 Come together
Come together with the band
Epstein didnt die by his own hand

Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (ucNdt)

529 I'm beginning to wish that Epstein had killed himself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (xSo9G)

530 Damn, very nice on the King of the Road one, zombie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (2B9A/)

531 Forget Stan Getz- Its all about the sway

https://tinyurl.com/yabnj2cm
Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (Bf3hj)
---

https://youtu.be/UKRUlx5U8o4?t=20

Posted by: Jack Klugman as Quincy at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (YOhRS)

532 It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
Epstein didn't kill himself
On the Muppets show tonight!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (myjNJ)

533 Epstein is an acronym:

E-Did
P-Not
S-Kill
T-Himself
E-Was
I-Actually
N-Murdered

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (tVQUs)

534 One two three four Epstein didn't kill himself on the floor.

Five six seven eight Epstein was murdered.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (9dzlp)

535
We'll meet again,
Don't know where, don't know when,
But I know we'll meet again,
Some sunny day.

But not Epstein, someone kilt him.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (Y4EXg)

536 Fox News management you can blow me.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (dpl9+)

537 I will note that if the parties were reversed in Kentucky, and if a Dem thought they could sneak in and use their legislative majority to do it, they would.

So I give Bevin credit for being just as amoral as his opposition.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (cfSRQ)

538 >>>Do you all realize that the Democrats want to make revealing the fake whistleblower's name an article of impeachment in itself?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 08:07 PM (DTBzc)

You mean the guy who is a whistle blower because he read an article in the NYT that said Orange Man quid pro quo? The guy who didn't actually hear the phone call or even read the actual transcript? We are so beyond dumb at this point.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (q177U)

539 Tucker is teasing "the name" for the next segment.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (iw59Q)

540 We had an entire thread about the Girl From Ipanema not too long ago.

My favorite:

https://youtu.be/c5QfXjsoNe4

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (0GvUH)

541 Forget Stan Getz- Its all about the sway
------

The Hokey Pokey, that's what it's all about.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (xSo9G)

542 "The cleverest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world that Epstein killed himself."

-- Verbal Kint

Posted by: Sharkman at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (U50PB)

543 Now everybody,
Have you heard
If you're in the game,
Then choke's the word.
Don't take no training
Don't take no style
Got a thirst for killin'
Pedophile, uh


Posted by: City Council and Bureaucracy at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (N52o2)

544 Oh, who won in Kentucky ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

545 I have to say this JEDNKH meme has gotten out of control and we will be lucky to get out of it alive. It reminds me of Night of the Beaver (remember that Horde?) only on mega steroids.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (md3fh)

546 529 I'm beginning to wish that Epstein had killed himself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (xSo9G)

Everybody loves a meme vomitorium. Gets the toxins out of the system. Builds camaraderie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (2B9A/)

547 Fox News management you can blow me.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (dpl9+)

---
Their management really, really hates money.

It's going to be interesting to see just how fast the dipstick kids of Rupert wreck dad's empire. I'm giving it ten years.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (cfSRQ)

548 We need a single thread where every reply is Eric Ciaramella.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (dpl9+)

549 Looks like I will be solo for trivia night tonight should I call my "team" Epstein Didn't Kill Himself?

Posted by: Josephistan at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (4P/2y)

550 Wait - they had shit on the Clintons too?
Posted by: OJ Simpson at November 06, 2019 08:03 PM (GRbI+)
---
So he can't be the king.

Posted by: Dennis at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (YOhRS)

551 You slip in
Turn the lights out
Grab Epstein and shake him all about

Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (ucNdt)

552 We need a single thread where every reply is Eric Ciaramella.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (dpl9+)


I am ready !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

553 RSBN Trump Rally in Monroe, Louisiana.
Trump is running a little late

Ahh Monroe, LA - Boswells' old stomping grounds. It's been almost 40 years - but I remember it as pretty much an Arkansas/Miss town as much as a Louisiana town - quite a place.

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (32YRo)

554 Tom Waits live performance tying the Hokey Pokey into Pasties and a G-string is not to be missed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (0GvUH)

555
The butler did it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (7rVsF)

556 "492 i don't care if epstein killed himself, or not. i know frau pantsuit could brag about having him offed on every news show and not a fucking thing would happen. epstein is so over. thanks to the demonic media in this country.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 08:06 PM (KP5rU) "




This.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (JwHjN)

557 There must be some kind of way outta here
Said the pedo to the guard
There's too much confusion
I can't get my johnson hard.

Businessmen drink toilet wine
Rapists eye my ass.
Hill has put a hit on me
And I'm starting to get gas.

No reason to get excited
The guard he kindly spoke
There are many here among us
Who feel that security at this prison is but a joke

So you're doomed, get used to it,
Fake suicide's your fate.
And I've got to take my lunch break now
The hour is getting late.

All along the cell block
Cameras kept the view
While the assassins came and went
Barefoot wardens, too.

Outside in the cold distance
A journalist did yawn.
Two killers were departing
And the evidence was gone.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (fK2gX)

558 Now I have King of the Road stuck in my head.

Darn you Roger Miller!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (2B9A/)

559 E-D-K-H. That spells Moon.

Posted by: Tom Cullen at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (yQpMk)

560 If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the mornin

I'd hammer in the evenin all over this land

I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out justice

That Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (HaL55)

561 Everybody loves a meme vomitorium. Gets the toxins out of the system. Builds camaraderie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
-------

Purging?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 08:15 PM (xSo9G)

562 Oh, who won in Kentucky ?
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

Jeffrey Epsteindidntkillhimself (I-Wasmurdered)

It's a mouthful, but the people of Kentucky will have to get used to saying Governor Epsteindidntkillhimself over the next four years.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (tVQUs)

563 546 529 I'm beginning to wish that Epstein had killed himself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 08:11 PM (xSo9G)

Everybody loves a meme vomitorium. Gets the toxins out of the system. Builds camaraderie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

----

This happens every so often, get rid of the bad blood.

Posted by: Clemenza at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (Y4EXg)

564 My favorite line from Roger Ailes is when he saw Murdoch's son on the security monitor he reportedly said "tell me that mouth hasn't seen a few dicks."

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (dpl9+)

565 zombie Rocks !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (zr5Kq)

566 >>>It's going to be interesting to see just how fast the dipstick kids of Rupert wreck dad's empire. I'm giving it ten years.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (cfSRQ)

You misspelled twelve months.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (q177U)

567 We need a single thread where every reply is Eric Ciaramella.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (dpl9+)


I am ready !
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

You know who this benefits?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (N52o2)

568 T'Was the night before Christmas, 40 below

When Snoopy went up in search of his foe

He spied the Red Baron, fiercely they fought

With ice on his wings Snoopy knew he was caught

The Baron had Snoopy dead in his sights

He reached for the trigger to pull it up tight

Why he didn't shoot, well we'll never know

Or was it the bells from the village below

The Baron made Snoopy fly to the Rhine

And forced him to land behind enemy lines


Snoopy was certain that this was the end

When the Baron cried out, "Epstein didn't kill himself, my friend!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (q1Pj5)

569 "135 Lou Dobbs just played a clip of Alyson Camarota interviewing Trump supporters. She asks, "Is there anything he could do or say that would prevent you from voting for him?"

Woman: "No"

Camarota: "If he shot someone on 5th ave. you'd still vote for him!?"

Woman: "Depends on why he shot them."

I about spit my drink out!
Posted by: Tami at November 06, 2019 07:20 PM (cF8AT)"

And who he planned on voting for...

Completely valid.

Posted by: petunia at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (4FqDg)

570 Look what happened to me-e
I can't believe it myself

One day I was on top of young girls
The next I was dead in a cell.
Believe it or not, I wanted to live

But I crossed Hill-a-ry-y--y
Coulda been worse, like maybe a shiv
But believe it or not, it weren't me.



Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (17KPj)

571 It's a mouthful, but the people of Kentucky will have to get used to saying Governor Epsteindidntkillhimself over the next four years.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (tVQUs)

OK by me...

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (zr5Kq)

572 Please excuse Jeff from school today, as he has come down with a bad case of he didn't kill himself.



Signed,



....

Posted by: Epstein's mother at November 06, 2019 08:10 PM (Ct55T)

LOL...You guys are the best!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (F/KeJ)

573

If we were clever, we'd go on twitter right now and blast this: PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST REVEALED THE WHISTLEBLOWER'S NAME AT THE RALLY.

And then sit back and watch shit explode.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (DTBzc)

574 Wait I thought Treavor Noah credible accused Chlamydia Thundershart of killing Epstein.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (9dzlp)

575 Night of the Beaver sounds like a Wild Wild West episode.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (3DZIZ)

576 Tucker is teasing "the name" for the next segment.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 08:12 PM (iw59Q
***************
He Who Must Not Be Named- Lord Voldemort

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (wiXsO)

577 PUSSY Tucker says you aren't allowed to know the name on the "Dickblower" what a colossal fucking pussy he is along with Hedgehog Hannity

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (BqBId)

578
So, for some reason, Smirnoff is using the piano intro from "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" by ODB for their new ad.

I prefer the Prince Fatty reggae version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gib-RP377-M

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (FmhK2)

579 This happens every so often, get rid of the bad blood.

Posted by: Clemenza at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (Y4EXg)




They should have memed Hitler at Munich.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

580 thanks, sock.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (KP5rU)

581 You know who this benefits?
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at November 06, 2019 08:16 PM (N52o2)

yes ! no ! who ???

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (zr5Kq)

582 There we are.

https://youtu.be/uzJ5l3AqSQk

I'd have love to have seen him performing during this stage of his career.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (0GvUH)

583 In a white room, with black bedsheets, near the warden.
Pedo Jeffrey, blackmail payments, started talking.
Surveillance cameras broke down quickly, lost the content
Suicide, said the news men, Dem contentment.

He'll wait in this place, where the sun never shines.
Wait in this place, where the Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger Floyd at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (iIUKh)

584
Now I have King of the Road stuck in my head.

Darn you Roger Miller!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


Chug-a-lug
Chug-a-lug

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (aKsyK)

585 I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out justice

That Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy


"Stop the hammering!" - idiot MNBC Host.

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (32YRo)

586 Posted by: petunia


Wow, flashback.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (SENHs)

587 The Epstein didn't kill himself.

I repeat.

The Epstein. Didn't. Kill. Himself.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)

588 Ciara Ella was on Biden's staff. They know what happens when that comes out. Even the most ignorant window licking voter will realize this is a sham.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:18 PM (dpl9+)

589 Who's the Whitehouse dick
That's a leak machine to all the fakes?

(Eric Ciaramella)

Ya damn right

Posted by: Isaac Hayes at November 06, 2019 08:19 PM (YOhRS)

590 We need a single thread where every reply is Eric Ciaramella.

Heh. Being Eric Ciaramella party scene.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 08:19 PM (HaL55)

591 So Baron wanted a dog. Cute Kid. I could say no. After all if you want a friend in DC you gotta get a dog. Well we got him this nice German shepherd from a shelter and we named him Epsteindidntkillhimself.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 06, 2019 08:19 PM (9dzlp)

592 Hes dead Jim

Posted by: Bones at November 06, 2019 08:19 PM (ucNdt)

593 Night of the Beaver sounds like a Wild Wild West episode.


Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (3DZIZ)

Sounds like a damn monster movie!

but I remember it.

Posted by: A. Creed at November 06, 2019 08:19 PM (n13/j)

594 Heh. Being Eric Ciaramella party scene.

I'm not in to Sodomy.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (lD3vL)

595
One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fire was burning,
Down the track came a hobo hiking,
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
That Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (yQpMk)

596 583
Nice

Posted by: Bones at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (ucNdt)

597 Hmm, I wonder if this guy was talking to Tapper, Clapper, and Brennan.

aka Tapper, Clapper and Fapper.

Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (arJlL)

598 Farewell to old Epstein for ever,
Farewell to his killer as well,
Farewell to the well-known Metro Correctional Facility
Where Epstein did not kill himself.

Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, addity,
Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, ay,
Singing too-ral-li, oo-ral-li, addity,
And Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (tVQUs)

599 Every time I read that the deep state is full of "patriots" I wonder if there was EVER an illegal coup with people who did not think (or fool themselves into thinking) that they were doing the right thing.

I doubt it.

Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (Ed8Zd)

I'm pretty sure the Bolsheviks weren't pretending their revolution was in the best interest of Kerensky and the government.

They probably did think they were on the "right side of history"

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (FTPn0)

600 Read the comments at Fox News if you dare. People keep mentioning Ciaramella in the posts and mods keep deleting it.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (dpl9+)

601 Soon after dark Epstein cries

Gazing at trees in sorrow hardly a sound `till tomorrow

There is no other day

Let`s try it another way

You`ll lose your mind and play

Free games for May

See Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (SNcqh)

602 Tatalia is a pimp, Epstein could never have killed himself.

Posted by: Don Corleone at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (mU726)

603 DROP THE BOMB

EXTERMINATE THEM ALL

EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF

Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at November 06, 2019 08:21 PM (SENHs)

604

Ciaramella a day keeps the skeeters away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2019 08:21 PM (aKsyK)

605 Sheet + rack + Hitman = some assembly required
Epstein didn't kill himself.

My autocucumber is spelling it out for me.

Lolol

Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 08:21 PM (ak65k)

606 . .--. ... - . .. -. / -.. .. -.. / -. --- - / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / .... .. -- ... . .-.. ..-.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:21 PM (zr5Kq)

607 Night of the Beaver sounds like a Wild Wild West episode.




Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (3DZIZ)



That was the one were Miguelito Loveless teamed up with Jerry Mathers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:21 PM (SNcqh)

608 PUSSY Tucker says you aren't allowed to know the name on the "Dickblower" what a colossal fucking pussy he is along with Hedgehog Hannity
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:17 PM (BqBId)
**************
FNC doesn't want a lawsuit and employs these two. They make millions and would be fired if
they revealed it. It will come out.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (wiXsO)

609 . .--. ... - . .. -. / -.. .. -.. / -. --- - / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / .... .. -- ... . .-.. ..-.

. .--. ... - . .. -. / -.. .. -.. / -. --- - / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / .... .. -- ... . .-.. ..-.
. .--. ... - . .. -. / -.. .. -.. / -. --- - / -.- .. .-.. .-.. / .... .. -- ... . .-.. ..-.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (zr5Kq)

610 "600 Read the comments at Fox News if you dare. People keep mentioning Ciaramella in the posts and mods keep deleting it."

Priceless.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (iw59Q)

611 My honey, my baby, don't put my love up on no shelf.

She said don't hand me no lies, and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (YqED9)

612 if you listen closely, you can hear the air leaking out of the impeachment balloon

by design?

maybe

it was designed to damage Trump, not remove him

and providing the MSM something to talk about other than the Durham investigation

Posted by: REDACTED at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (rpxSz)

613 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

50 Bret Baier is the face of neverTrump FNC, and a disgusting little shit he is.

He's the one that picks Stephen Hayes, Jonah Goldberg, Marie Harf and others to be on his "panels" to make things "fair and balanced."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 06, 2019 07:10 PM (4ZE6o)

He's a huge reason I can no longer watch Fox.

Posted by: Chillin the most at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (lonOK)

614 The truth will make you free.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (JwHjN)

615
Do you smell that?

What?

That smell. That Arkansas smell. It smells like Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (SNcqh)

616 #601 See Emily Play

The early Sid Barret Pink Floyd

and no, Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (ak65k)

617 "It's the Stay Puft Ciamerella Man"

Posted by: Ray Stantz at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (SENHs)

618 Does the blog blow up if everyone socks Eric Ciaramella at the same time?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (dpl9+)

619 Once upon a midnight dreary, while Jeff pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a taint and Lolita junket of forgotten lore--
While He nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my jail cell door.
"Tis some visitor" he muttered, "tapping at my jail cell door--Only this and nothing more."

Quoth the Clinton, "Suicide some more"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger Poe at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (iIUKh)

620 First you get the money. Then you get the power. Then you find out Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (F6tBH)

621 Read the comments at Fox News if you dare. People keep mentioning Ciaramella in the posts and mods keep deleting it.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:20 PM (dpl9+)

- .-. -.-- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

622 To err is human. To forgive is Epstein didnt kill himself.

Posted by: morigu at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (Eu98u)

623 But he knew
He knew more than me or you
No one could see his view
Oh where was he going to
And he tried
But before he could tell us he died
When he left us the pedos cried

Posted by: Priapism at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (ucNdt)

624 You know who I am. Go ahead, say my name.

Posted by: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Heisenberg at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (mU726)

625 Does the blog blow up if everyone socks Eric Ciaramella at the same time?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (dpl9+)

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (N52o2)

626 Pass it on.

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella is the whistleblower at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (iw59Q)

627 Now even respected publications are basically listicles whose *senior editors* are the kind of people who didn't know that the US once banned alcohol.

"OMG, really! Let me Google that!"
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (cfSRQ)

They hardly even Google anymore, just quote each others twitter without even checking.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (FTPn0)

628 Does the blog blow up if everyone socks Eric Ciaramella at the same time?
Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 08:23 PM (dpl9+)
-----
More of a singularity. Be prepared to be sucked into a black hole of stupid.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (3Z6pZ)

629 . .-. .. -.-. / -.-. .. .- .-. .- -- . .-.. .-.. .-

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)

630 FNC doesn't want a lawsuit and employs these two. They make millions and would be fired if

they revealed it.




Kinda like the FBI "rank and file" ?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2019 08:25 PM (SENHs)

631 Sloppy job mossad. Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at November 06, 2019 08:25 PM (Zvj7s)

632 Is this thing on?

Posted by: Marcus T, Not Eric Ciaramella at November 06, 2019 08:25 PM (dpl9+)

633 Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (wiXsO)
*********
& who do they hire for those slots ??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:25 PM (BqBId)

634 By morning you won't even be allowed to think Eric Chiaramella's name.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 08:25 PM (9dzlp)

635 "The coup has Epstein didn't kill himselfed."

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 08:26 PM (xxzQd)

636 624 You know who I am. Go ahead, say my name.
Posted by: Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Heisenberg at November 06, 2019 08:24 PM (mU726)

Wait, wouldn't that mean we would not really know for sure that Epstein did not kill kill himself- which is demonstrably false.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:26 PM (2B9A/)

637 Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says that Jeffrey Epstein
Did not kill his self

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 08:26 PM (gd9RK)

638 So, did something happen to Epstein? Hope he's OK.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 08:26 PM (md3fh)

639 Epstein didn't kill himself cocksuckah!

Posted by: Wu at November 06, 2019 08:27 PM (mU726)

640 These flailing idiotic attempts to conceal an already known name are getting hilarious. Can't do it over DC, but a plane with a towed sign ["Ciaramella!"] should cruise over the DC 'burbs, and Burbank [schiff's district].


The electorate and country are probably beyond redemption, but there are still some laughs in it.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 08:27 PM (QDnY+)

641 Someone did something in Epstein's cell.

And FUCK the Deep State, CNN and the rest. I'm in a mood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:27 PM (ptqGC)

642 "Hello my baby, hello my honey"

" Hello my rag time gal"

"Send me a kiss by wire"

"Epstein didn't kill himself"

Posted by: WB Frog at November 06, 2019 08:27 PM (SENHs)

643 I love the smell of Epstein not killing himself in the morning.

Posted by: Lt Col. Bill Kilgore at November 06, 2019 08:27 PM (Eu98u)

644 Eric Ciaramella killed Kenny !!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 06, 2019 08:27 PM (2DOZq)

645 Wound my heart with a monotonous languor.
And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 08:27 PM (ak65k)

646 They probably did think they were on the "right side of history"

Posted by: Oldcat

Revolution is really three square meals away - that's what makes them successful, nothing to lose. The Soviets fought famine and tough times through aid from other countries - Lenin and Stalin knew that a noose was just a meal away.

This one by the left on America is a loser - a lot to lose and nothing much to gain that they haven't already gotten through using media stooges already - it will fade with the aging of the population - not a lot of idiot youth coming u thru the ranks like during the boomer years - have faith!

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (32YRo)

647 It's funny cause if you goggle search "Who is Eric Chiaramella goggle tells you the he is probable the "whistleblower".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (9dzlp)

648 Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (9hauA)

649

🎶Oooh baby we like it raw🎶

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (FmhK2)

650 If Tucker spoke the whistleleaker's name on air

would FOX bleep it ??

Posted by: REDACTED at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (rpxSz)

651 Several seasons
With their treasons
Wrap the babe in scarlet colors
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (JwHjN)

652 Quoth the Raven,
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (9dzlp)

653 I wasn't there, I didn't do it and you can't prove anything. -- Bart Simpson

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (md3fh)

654 In Case of Emergency Epstein Didn't Kill Himself

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

655
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things



Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (9hauA)


*fist bump*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

656 At this point, what in the hell is the point of trying to protect his name? The people censoring others obviously know it is him, or they would not be censoring the name.

These people are fucking morons.

And not the good kind.

His name is a killing word! *makes errie ghost noises from scooby doo*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:29 PM (2B9A/)

657 Damn , off old sock from 3 threads ago.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 06, 2019 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

658 Seth Rich is unavailable for comment, and getting restless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

659 The Ciaramellian was a big book of fiction that Tolkien wrote, right?

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 08:30 PM (YOhRS)

660 I overheard someone tell someone else that Eric Ciaramella killed Jeffrey Epstein.

We need to begin an inquiry.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 08:30 PM (9hauA)

661 Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 08:28 PM (9hauA)

Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Don we now our gay apparel Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Troll the ancient Yule-tide carol
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

Esptein did not kill himself
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.


Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)

662 658 Seth Rich is unavailable for comment, and getting restless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

Amazing how many of their leakers and inconveniences end up dead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:31 PM (2B9A/)

663
🎶 Boy
Boy
Down in the street there is violence
And a lots of work to be done
No place to hang out our washing
And I can't blame all on the sun, oh no
We gonna rock down to Epstein Didn't Kill Himself 🎶

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:31 PM (FmhK2)

664 and Epsein's last word was "Ciaramella", right before he didn't kill himself

Posted by: REDACTED at November 06, 2019 08:31 PM (rpxSz)

665 656
At this point, what in the hell is the point of trying to protect his
name? The people censoring others obviously know it is him, or they
would not be censoring the name.



These people are fucking morons.



And not the good kind.



His name is a killing word! *makes errie ghost noises from scooby doo*





Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 08:29 PM (2B9A/)

Can we just start calling him "He who shall not be named"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 08:31 PM (9dzlp)

666

I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:31 PM (SNcqh)

667 I actually hope Rapey Bill Clinton peels off soon. I can't imagine the hell show his funeral will be, but it will be epic and hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

668 Willowed from last thread:

"Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain.
Where the waving wheat can sure smell sweet
when the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma, every night my honey-lamb and I
sit alone and talk, and watch a hawk making lazy
circles in the sky."
Over Jeffrey Epstein's corpse and you know he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2019 08:31 PM (jm1YL)

669 ....and the Academy Award for Best Actor goes to.......

Epstein didn't kill himself!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)

670
And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 08:32 PM (BiNEL)

671 Rooooooosebuuuuuuud........no wait Chiaramella

Posted by: Citizen Kane at November 06, 2019 08:32 PM (9dzlp)

672
I see London
I see France
I see Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2019 08:32 PM (SNcqh)

673 NOOOOD !

Epstein did not kill himself !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2019 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)

674 Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 08:22 PM (wiXsO)
*********
& who do they hire for those slots ??
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 08:25 PM (BqBId)
*****************
I love Tucker, and Hannity, like him or not has been huge in reporting and revealing the DNC corruption. We need them both.
This is not the hill I would die on as it will be revealed.
Someone could make t-shirts with his name on it.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 08:32 PM (wiXsO)

675 How do you post unicode?

Posted by: Ex-ex at November 06, 2019 08:33 PM (RU4sa)

676







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Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 08:33 PM (DTBzc)

677 Anybody here seen my old friend Jeff?
He raped a lot of children but it seems the murdered get hung.
You know I just fell asleep and he's done.

Anybody here seen my old friend Seth?
He stole a lot emails but it seems the thief got done.
I looked for him but he got done.

Posted by: Eric Ciaramella is the whistleblower at November 06, 2019 08:33 PM (iw59Q)

678 How do you post unicode?

------

Minx does not permit it.

You have to use HTML.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 08:33 PM (FmhK2)

679 ''I actually hope Rapey Bill Clinton peels off soon. I can't imagine the hell show his funeral will be, but it will be epic and hilarious.''

Like something out of a comic novel with all his lady friends weeping buckets over his grave. Are they tears of sorrow or tears of joy?

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (jm1YL)

680 I overheard someone tell someone else that Eric Ciaramella killed Jeffrey Epstein.

We need to begin an inquiry.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 06, 2019 08:30 PM (9hauA)


Well after all, it IS the seriousness of the charge that decides what should be investigated!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

681 We shall go on to the end. Epstein did not kill himself in France. Epstein did not kill himself on the seas and oceans. Epstein did not kill himself on our island, whatever the cost of saying so may be. Epstein did not kill himself on the beaches, he did not kill himself on the landing grounds or in the streets.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 06, 2019 08:34 PM (gd9RK)

682 so...why doesn't the GOP submit its own whistleblower report on Schiff and company? Then they are sacred cows

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (FEQY4)

683 THE TURKEY TROTS TO WATER GG FROM CINPAC ACTION COM THIRD FLEET INFO COMINCH CTF SEVENTY-SEVEN X WHERE IS RBT WHERE IS TASK FORCE THIRTY FOUR RR THE WORLD WONDERS AND EPSTEIN DID NOT KILL HIMSELF

Posted by: CINPACTFLT at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (ak65k)

684 Just watched the video again. Hey, could I just through a PSA out there? Too funny.

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 08:36 PM (dgt0l)

685 Wow, Trump is running really late. That's unusual. Usually 20 mins or so. Watching on CSPAN.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (KSBDE)

686 OK, moved on from Girl from Ipanema to The Wave (another favorite). . .

ANd also:

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 08:37 PM (bDqIh)

687 Do you think BJ Clinton or Jimmy Carter will go first?

Posted by: Infidel at November 06, 2019 08:38 PM (dgt0l)

688 "The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am, and Epstein didn't kill himself!"

"That's bullshit. You're a white suburban punk just like me."

"Yeah, but it still hurts."

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 08:39 PM (bDqIh)

689 A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm and a six foot salami under the other. The bartender says, "So, I don't suppose you'll be needing a drink." The blonde says... "Epstein didn't kill himself".

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 08:42 PM (xxzQd)

690 so...why doesn't the GOP submit its own whistleblower report on Schiff and company? Then they are sacred cows

Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 06, 2019 08:35 PM (FEQY4)

You ever see an alligator lie in wait? You see how fast they take their prey down? Blink and you miss it... but even if you did, you know what you missed had the force of a charging rhinocerous.

That's Trump. Be patient.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2019 08:44 PM (xxzQd)

691 If I hang Jeffrey Epstein
Would it be a suicide?
I must tear up these bed sheets
Will a bowline knot suffice?

If we send all the guards away
And tiptoe in to Jeffrey's cell
We can slip the noose around his neck
And send the pervert straight to hell

Woah oh oh
Jeff's a perv Hill wants to hang
Jeff's a perv Hill wants to hang
Cause Bill's been on his plane
Yeah, Bill's been on his plane


Posted by: Zombie Van Zant at November 06, 2019 09:01 PM (2+j2N)

692 You know, we didn't try to overthrow their Islamo-Commie Boyfriend when he was openly committing treason with Iran.

Maybe that's the problem.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 06, 2019 09:14 PM (Ndje9)

693 Yay!

Allahpundit has a post that has gone behind the pay wall!

If you want to read his deathless insights regarding "Senate GOP Wonders: Should Trump Call The Bidens To Testify At His Impeachment Trial?", pay up, sucka!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 09:14 PM (I2/tG)

694 78 'Epstein didn't kill himself' is the new RickRoll.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

Reminds me even more of "all your base are belong to us".

Posted by: Bruno at November 06, 2019 09:15 PM (6qtm/)

695 #679 Bubba's funeral procession down Pennsylvania Ave will feature an old faded blue rustyvbeat Chevy truck with AstroTurf in the bed.

Bimbos in black will toss ice cubes at the crowd.

Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 09:23 PM (ak65k)

696 Seems solid to me.

Posted by: Summer of Love at November 06, 2019 09:28 PM (VQ/Wr)

697 I dunno this just seems like it might be significant to me. I'm crazy like that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 09:46 PM (KZzsI)

698 The reason the media make the name taboo is too fool people into thinking it's wrong to say the name. Forcing fox news hosts to comply with this very much sends a message. To the normals it says, even Fox news knows it's wrong to say the name. To me, it says "look what we can make them do."

Sorry I'm just now reading.

Posted by: David Prince at November 06, 2019 09:51 PM (JkygK)

699 This is why Hillary didn't come out to face her supporters election night.

She was busy, on the phone, giving the Go orders.
=======
The guild navigator was telling her that she would live out the rest of her life in a pain amplifier if she didn't fix it.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 06, 2019 09:57 PM (ZuGkg)

700 I don't think Epstein did kill himself. He is in Gitmo.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at November 06, 2019 10:46 PM (SK2xO)

701 hannity is a cuck

Posted by: dj3way at November 07, 2019 12:43 AM (1150o)

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