Media Flip-Flops On Whether Whistleblowers are Sacred and Deserve Anonymity as ABC News Launches Dragnet to Find Who Leaked the Robach Tape

The Robach tape, unlike Trump's phone calls to foreign leaders, are not classified national secrets.

Nothing in it is sensitive. It is merely embarrassing to ABC News, given that George Stephanopolous is a leading figure there, and he used to work for Clinton, and ABC News spiked an important story that would damage Clinton.

This leak is hygienic. This is the sort of secret you shouldn't be trying to keep. This is a secret about ABC News' (and the rest of the media's) corrupt, self-serving, mob-like behavior.

No national secrets were exposed here. No one did anything illegal.

At most, someone violated a civil contract.

And that's the worst that might have happened. In all likelihood -- there wasn't even a violation of an NDA.

But ABC News is hunting down the leaker and sharing the leaker's name to CBS, where the person is now said to work -- to get him fired/deplatformed.

That's the media's go-to move, isn't it?




Thanks to El Kabong, last son of Krypton.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:55 PM




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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Boom.

Corgis called.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

3 But you will whistleblow me first.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Well you know, violation of policy, ABC could fire him..

OOOPS he quit already.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 05:55 PM (Kpl3J)

5 ABC Pounces.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 05:56 PM (YOhRS)

6 Whoever leaked it, we can be assured that he or she did not kill Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 05:56 PM (1CjJc)

7 Well, Puffleuffagus cannot have that

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 05:56 PM (Bf3hj)

8 It wasn't Seth Rich?

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 05:56 PM (Bf3hj)

9 Well you know, violation of policy, ABC could fire him..

OOOPS he quit already.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 05:55 PM (Kpl3J)
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They can still hire "Friends of Jeffrey".

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2019 05:56 PM (YOhRS)

10 I took a Rorbach test in Psych class once.
Looked like Epstein not killing himself.

Posted by: Roman Maroni at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (vCA4F)

11 ... and I'll whisper... no

Posted by: Rorbach Tape at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (4zKJk)

12 Going full retard is never a good look,

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (y7DUB)

13 Kill self, Epstein did not.

Posted by: Yoda at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (OU875)

14 Leakers and whistle-blowers must be defended and protected at all costs!
-- The Press

Leakers are evil and need to be found and punished!
-- Also The Press

What a bunch of miserable bastards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (I2dne)

15 oh gawd - supposedly sleepy Jeff Sessions is gonna try to get his seat back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (Kpl3J)

16 Show us on The Rorbach Tape where the #OrangeManBad touched you.

Posted by: Woke Life Coaches at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (EgshT)

17 Some whistleblowers are more equal than others.

Posted by: ABC News Brass at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (YOhRS)

18 Wasn't me.

Posted by: Willy Lohman at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (q1Pj5)

19
Epstein leaked it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (zBaqJ)

20 Kill self, Epstein did not.
Posted by: Yoda at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (OU875)
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No Kill I-self.

Posted by: Horta Epstein at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (YOhRS)

21 Leaks of private conversations that will damage Trump we have medals for those.

Leaks that might damage a Democrat - you're goin down snooky, as soon as we track you to your lair.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (O8SrN)

22 13 Kill self, Epstein did not.
Posted by: Yoda at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (OU875)


No Kill Epstein.

- - Horta

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (zBaqJ)

23 Telling the truth is not ABC News Company Policy.

Posted by: ABC News at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (mU726)

24
Considering that ABC is no longer in a position to terminate him, this "investigation" can only have only purpose - to make his name known so that the incestuous little world world of Party/State media will permanently blacklist him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (FmhK2)

25 Epstein's mom leaked it

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (O8SrN)

26 Being a leftist/Democrat is a lot like how I remember Jack Nicholson describing how he developed women characters (as a writer) in As Good As It Gets

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (87EdW)

27 No longer cool for leaks, eh?

Just out of the WH, right?

Posted by: Ha at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (jKqaK)

28 22 13 Kill self, Epstein did not.
Posted by: Yoda at November 06, 2019 05:57 PM (OU875)


No Kill Epstein.

- - Horta
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (zBaqJ)

The flying rubber vomit didn't either.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (NWiLs)

29 Hypocracy, meet mirror.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (xptlg)

30
Whoever did leak it, it's nice to know there are good guys behind enemy lines.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (zBaqJ)

31 Considering that ABC is no longer in a position to terminate him, this "investigation" can only have only purpose - to make his name known so that the incestuous little world world of Party/State media will permanently blacklist him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 05:58 PM (FmhK2)
+++++++++++++
Sure, for phase 1.

In phase 2, they dox him and hope someone beats him to death and/or burns his house down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (I2dne)

32 Gofundmepage set up yet?

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (Bf3hj)

33 Killed self not, Epstein did.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (1XNk8)

34 I hope O'Keefe has money for bodyguards.

ABC Political coverage is controlled by Snuffalupagus, whose a Clinton flunky.

They murder people.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)

35 >>>Considering that ABC is no longer in a position to terminate him, this "investigation" can only have only purpose - to make his name known so that the incestuous little world world of Party/State media will permanently blacklist him.


of course. It's pure McCarthyism. It's Salem.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (PbpT7)

36 28
The flying rubber vomit didn't either.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (NWiLs)


Or the giant volcanic turd with claws that gave us Lincoln and Serak.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (zBaqJ)

37 It wasn't a suicide!

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (mU726)

38

Alternate post title:


Enemy Of The People

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (06nX5)

39 In phase 2, they dox him and hope someone beats him to death and/or burns his house down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (I2dne)
Yep, that's the plan.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (O8SrN)

40 Did somebody say hygienic?

Posted by: George Staph on a knob full of pus at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (v0R5T)

41 E D K H

Posted by: Koko at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (q1Pj5)

42
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine... before specifically not killing Epstein.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (zBaqJ)

43 I think Tim Poole and Jeff Greenfield have noticed the disturbance in the Force...they realize that what they stand for - what they want - will be gone if things go the deep state's way - so they've joined their conservative brethren in fighting this - because if we lose, they lose - unlike the nevertrumpkins, they get that.

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (32YRo)

44 No national secrets were exposed here. No one did anything illegal.

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Except the *cough* secret that (Bill) Clinton might be anything less than the paragon of ethics and leadership that he OBVIOUSLY is...

Posted by: Renaldo McPOTUS at November 06, 2019 06:00 PM (F26eZ)

45 The reports of my murder are not greatly exaggerated.

Posted by: Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:01 PM (yL25O)

46 The flying rubber vomit didn't either.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (NWiLs)

So many nerds.


Even when I was 10 and that aired the first time, I thought it looked like fake vomit.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 06, 2019 06:01 PM (Z1ykJ)

47 Every Democrat Keeps Hoping

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 06, 2019 06:01 PM (1XNk8)

48
I saw the Flying Rubber Vomit open for the Flying Lizards at Max's Kansas City in '80.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:01 PM (zBaqJ)

49 ABC

We're hard at work makin sure you never work in this town again!
For doing to us what we encourage others to do every day to the President.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:01 PM (O8SrN)

50 Uh, wait.

ABC is a competitor.

Why the hell would we fire someone who hurt a competitor?

Posted by: If CBS had a brain at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (NgKpN)

51 It was the Dukes It was the Dukes It was the Dukes...

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epsteen at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (1XNk8)

52 Epstein's mom leaked it



Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 05:59 PM (O8SrN)

She's a leaker?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (q1Pj5)

53 It's quite clear from the forensic evidence that has been provided to the public that Mr. Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.

Hodor

Posted by: Hodor at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)

54 ANd here I thought, based on the past 3 years of MSM Trump coverage, that anonymous sources and leaking was the highest form of patriotism!

Speak Truth to Power!!*







*Except when that Power is a media company

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (bDqIh)

55 Tim Pool: It's complicated...

Also Tim Pool: The left has gone insane...

Also also Tim Pool: I'm never voting republican...

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (Z1ykJ)

56 That whistleblower ain't gonna doxx xirself!

Posted by: ABC Pro-Pedo Network at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (G546f)

57 At this point, dogwhistles net greater results.

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (wo3c/)

58 The hammering, it won't stop!!!

Posted by: Laughable "media" at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (QDnY+)

59


F em. They probably have worse secrets to hide.

What if one of their dudes also built a rape room in his office. But for young boys.

Could definitely be something.

Posted by: E buzz the Reverend at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (nkLIP)

60 Why the hell would we fire someone who hurt a competitor?
Posted by: If CBS had a brain at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (NgKpN)

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We're not competitors.

Posted by: Incestuous Little World of Party/State Media at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (FmhK2)

61 It was moida I tells ya!

Posted by: Curly Joe at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (nzKWW)

62 Had to look it up to get it right- How do you write women so well?
I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (87EdW)

63 So they released info that Bill Clinton hung around with Epstein and Epstein was a fancier and procurer of young girls.
And probably a huge black-mailer.

At this point that's about as secret as the fact that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (O8SrN)

64 @ChuckRossDC

The CIA spy extracted from Moscow was in far more danger than the Trump whistleblower, but journalists showed up to his house in droves and published his name

Posted by: Ha at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (jKqaK)

65 Uh, wait.

ABC is a competitor.

Why the hell would we fire someone who hurt a competitor?
Posted by: If CBS had a brain at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (NgKpN)
++++++++++++
We're all in this together. I need to help ABC even though we technically compete because otherwise we'll all hang together. We're all doing the same thing. We're all enemies of the United States. We're all allied fifth-columnists working to destroy the American Republic. We're all lying and promoting the destruction of anyone who disagrees with us. This issue goes far beyond simple industrial competition. This is an existential war of us against them.

We'll help.

Posted by: CBS, using the brains they do have at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (I2dne)

66
I have to go make the pasta, and not murder Epstein.

BBL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (zBaqJ)

67 Hodor
Posted by: Hodor at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)
---
I am Groot.

Posted by: I am Groot at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (YOhRS)

68 George could hang himself from a coffee table. Or an ottoman.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (v0R5T)

69 Remember when someone leaked video of Trump talking about how female starf@ckers would let you grab them by the mish and the media cheered?

Good times.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (/Njku)

70 >>Why the hell would we fire someone who hurt a competitor?

All for the state.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (ZLI7S)

71 Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, and Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Bones McCoy at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (mU726)

72 ABC - firefighters, running toward the fire! To throw you in!

Light 'em up, whistleblowing marshmallow, you!

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (32YRo)

73 flesmih llik tn'did neitspE

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epsteen at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (1XNk8)

74 http://bit.ly/2NqqRW6
********
Report: Fox News Management Forbids Hosts from Naming Whistleblower

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (BqBId)

75 flying rubber vomit? what movie was that? "Hillary, the Inspiring Young Life of a Future Leader of the World"?

Posted by: mallfly The Georgia Peach at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (ZqRa6)

76 I have to go make the pasta, and not murder Epstein.

BBL.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (zBaqJ)
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An Epstein is not going to just kill itself.

Posted by: Hillz at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (YOhRS)

77 Epstein ne ubival sebya.

Posted by: Russian Bot at November 06, 2019 06:04 PM (FmhK2)

78 >>Whoever did leak it, it's nice to know there are good guys behind enemy lines.


O'Keefe has got to have them a bit spooked about insiders with all of his recent insider leaks/undercover video.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (bDqIh)

79 Epstein's locked in here with me! and he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Rorbach Tape at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (4zKJk)

80 What's that crazy saying us old folks like to quote -
Oh yeah, "What goes around, comes around"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (O8SrN)

81 Someone needs to do a meme of the "shocked, shocked to find that leaking is going on here" with ABC as Captain Louis.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (yL25O)

82 Our water distillation plant has broken down.
[Japanese Code] EDKH water plant broken

Posted by: Midway at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (q1Pj5)

83 AVENGE ME!!!!!!!

Posted by: Norman Osborn at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (3Z6pZ)

84 I voted yesterday, but not to kill Epstein.

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (Bf3hj)

85 Considering that ABC is no longer in a position to terminate him,

Well of course ABC will give the Clinton's first crack at it.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (vI+F1)

86 I have a note from Epstein's mudder that says he's excused from school today, and he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Mr. Kot-tair at November 06, 2019 06:06 PM (1XNk8)

87 O'Keefe has got to have them a bit spooked about insiders with all of his recent insider leaks/undercover video.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 06:05 PM (bDqIh)
++++++++++
Good. Let them see enemies around every corner and behind every desk. Let them become paranoid madmen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 06, 2019 06:06 PM (I2dne)

88 Again - pull their press passes, throw them out of the White House, forbid any administration official from talking to them on pain of instant dismissal and tell McConnell that any GOPer who speaks to the MFM, even to say "Get the fuck out of my way!", will be frozen out of any Oval Office contact so long as Trump is in office.

Starve the bastards of their oxygen.

But then, that would mean actually treating the MFM as the enemy of the people, and it seems too many do not want to do that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2019 06:06 PM (Ki5SV)

89 Also also Tim Pool: I'm never voting republican...


Posted by: clutch cargo

In this fight, I'll take my allies where I can get them

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:06 PM (32YRo)

90 AF didn't moida Epstein either

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 06:06 PM (Bf3hj)

91

Alternate post title:

It's Time For Everyone To Become Citizen-Journalists And Blow The Lid Off All This Bullshit

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (06nX5)

92
That dog trainer has to be laughing his ass off about his joke going viral. I know I would be.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (FmhK2)

93 There a joke in there somewhere about Aaron Hernandez and Epstein didn't kill himself. It's like it's on the tip of my tongue.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (yL25O)

94


Pumpkin is a fruit.

Fight me!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (06nX5)

95 O'Keefe had better have his own personal version of Witness Protection.

No one is going to dare expose the media if his sources are "made examples" in public.

Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (F26eZ)

96 93
There a joke in there somewhere about Aaron Hernandez and Epstein didn't kill himself. It's like it's on the tip of my tongue.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (yL25O)

One of these things is not like the other.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (1CjJc)

97 When I sang "Killing Yourself to Live" with Black Sabbath, I was not singing about Epstein.

Posted by: Hazzy Hazbeen at November 06, 2019 06:08 PM (1XNk8)

98 re 88: wrong. Imagine Joe Biden getting ready to debate Trump next year. Trump has been debating with hostile MSM people dozens of times in the past year or two.

Posted by: mallfly The Georgia Peach at November 06, 2019 06:08 PM (ZqRa6)

99
I don't give a damn if anyone votes Republican. I barely do, myself. Just so long as they quit voting Democrat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 06:08 PM (FmhK2)

100 Whistleblowing is a sacred duty.


My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2019 06:08 PM (cqNba)

101 Jonah is a fruit. Fight me!

Posted by: Pumpkin at November 06, 2019 06:08 PM (87EdW)

102 That leaker is a dead person walking

Posted by: IC at November 06, 2019 06:08 PM (a0IVu)

103 I have evidence that will lead to the arrest and imprisonment of H

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at November 06, 2019 06:08 PM (4zKJk)

104 NBC couldn't legally release the Pussygate tape because it got recorded in a two party state

So it gave it to WaPo

See how Media works

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (kZSYz)

105 Here, am I floating 'round my tin can

Far above the moon

Planet earth is blue

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Major Tom at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (6WZXd)

106 and

Epstein non occidere

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (O8SrN)

107 and, is Hillary a leaker? Depends...

Posted by: mallfly The Georgia Peach at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (ZqRa6)

108 Huh.

Hadn't realized - the "VIP Pass" is for Townhall, Twitchy, RedState, Bearing Arms, Hot Air, and PJ Media.

A whole bunch of the "conservative" media is about to put a lot of their content behind a paywall.

I guess they figure that some people will pay with the election coming up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (I2/tG)

109 Trump likes to be hyperbolic about a lot of things, but calling the media enemy of the people is balls to the wall 100% accurate.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (+dsLj)

110 102 That leaker is a dead person walking

O'Keefe wasn't being melodramatic when he set up a Dead Man switch for this one.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (1XNk8)

111 NO KILL EPSTEIN I

Posted by: The Horta at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

112 I shot the Sheriff....


But I did not kill the Epstein....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2019 06:10 PM (cqNba)

113 >>That dog trainer has to be laughing his ass off about his joke going viral. I know I would be.



Yep, he took it from internet meme to live tv meme like a boss!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 06:10 PM (bDqIh)

114 OT - Undercover Huber links to a hilarious of an idiot lawyer attempting to, literally, do a "death in the family" excuse for non-appearance in court, being called on it, and digging his hole all the way to China.


U.H. notes it for benefit of the judge in the Flynn case.


Curbing my enthusiasm, but there *is*, technically and based on track record, potential for some hilarious and spectacular fireworks coming in that case.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 06:10 PM (QDnY+)

115
Pumpkin is a fruit.

Fight me!


Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 06, 2019 06:07 PM (06nX5)
Otherwise you have to pay the sales tax!

Posted by: New Jersey Department of Tax Revnue at November 06, 2019 06:10 PM (O8SrN)

116 You know what? I'm beginning to think Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2019 06:10 PM (6XlcD)

117 Hodor
Posted by: Hodor at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)
---
I am Groot.
Posted by: I am Groot at November 06, 2019 06:03 PM (YOhRS)

Soy Capitan, soy Capitan.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 06, 2019 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

118
I guess they figure that some people will pay with the election coming up.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (I2/tG)

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LOL.

They figured wrong.

Posted by: People at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (FmhK2)

119 Of all the gin joints in all the woild, she hadda walk into mine. Where Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Rick at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (1XNk8)

120 >>>94


Pumpkin is a fruit.

Fight me!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg

oh jonah, I can't fight you! Your fiery masculinity makes me tremble, and not entirely in a bad way!! Tee-hee!!!

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual David French at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (PbpT7)

121 Welcome to the Hotel California,
such a lovely place,
such a lovely face,
Plenty to do at the Hotel California,
Anytime of year
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: If CBS had a brain at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (NgKpN)

122 This is kind of like how cops go after vigilantes much more vigoroulsy and strenuously than they do criminals. Criminals is their job. Vigilantes are competition and make them look bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (KZzsI)

123 Hillary probably leaks when she coughs

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (O8SrN)

124 meep meep motherfuckinghampsterfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (d7Ww2)

125 >>>121 Welcome to the Hotel California,
such a lovely place,
such a lovely face,
Plenty to do at the Hotel California,
Anytime of year
Epstein didn't kill himself.

love it

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:12 PM (PbpT7)

126 Soy Capitan, soy Capitan.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at November 06, 2019 06:10 PM (v0R5T)


La Bamba, baby.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 06:12 PM (aS1PU)

127 "VIP Pass" is for Townhall, Twitchy, RedState, Bearing Arms, Hot Air, and PJ Media.

$35 a year for "ad-free", $49 a year for "VIP", $89 a year for "VIP Plus".

No price given for the "surprise anal" option.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 06:12 PM (I2/tG)

128 Epstein Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run run run run run run run away oh oh oh

Posted by: David Byrne at November 06, 2019 06:12 PM (oVJmc)

129 meep meep epsteindidn'tkillhimself!

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2019 06:12 PM (d7Ww2)

130 "Hadn't realized - the "VIP Pass" is for Townhall, Twitchy, RedState, Bearing Arms, Hot Air, and PJ Media"

Everyone's already figured out that "Allah's a Douche-nozzle" is the secret Michele Malkin discount code - use it and get 100% off!

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:12 PM (32YRo)

131 I'm not entirely up to speed on current events. Did this Epstein guy kill himself?

Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (MVjcR)

132 want to know who killed Epstein? look for someone who had access to him that day and and has recently been touring around town in a new Bentley.

Posted by: mallfly The Georgia Peach at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (ZqRa6)

133 97% of Global Warming Scientist agree, that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (NgKpN)

134 The trouble is doxxing them back isn't as strong a threat, alas. They work for companies which won't fire them.

But I wish people who know how would do more.

Oh well. At least they'll be laying off more of their employees. Maybe that's why they are so keen on the minimum wage. They know their next career move is Starbucks.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (ZbwAu)

135 *10*
"Ground Control to Jeffrey Epstein"
...
*9*
...
"Ground Control to Jeffrey Epstein"
...
*8*
...
"Take your Protein Pills and tie the Bed Sheet On."
...



Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (MH006)

136 What does this EDKH mean in reply to my message to the American Commander to surrender?

Posted by: General Heinrich von Luttwitz, German Commander, Battle of the Bulge at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (q1Pj5)

137 "108 Huh.

Hadn't realized - the "VIP Pass" is for Townhall, Twitchy, RedState, Bearing Arms, Hot Air, and PJ Media.

A whole bunch of the "conservative" media is about to put a lot of their content behind a paywall.

I guess they figure that some people will pay with the election coming up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 06:09 PM (I2/tG)"


Huh.

LOLGF.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (JwHjN)

138 I did not kill Epstein softly with my song.

Posted by: Roberta Flakk at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (1XNk8)

139 I hope the put up of a paywall by these wife sharing soy drinkers will represent the last dying gasp of the traitors careers.

Learn to code shitheels.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (+dsLj)

140 I wrote in Epstein didn't commit suicide on all the unopposed races yesterday.

oh, and all the school board stuff.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (d7Ww2)

141 $35 a year for "ad-free", $49 a year for "VIP", $89 a year for "VIP Plus".

No price given for the "surprise anal" option.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 06:12 PM (I2/tG

-------

VIP Platinum includes a browser extension that prevents it from displaying if you accidentally go there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (FmhK2)

142 Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know

The piper's calling you to join him

Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Robert Plant at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (6WZXd)

143 Hadn't realized - the "VIP Pass" is for Townhall, Twitchy, RedState, Bearing Arms, Hot Air, and PJ Media.

A whole bunch of the "conservative" media is about to put a lot of their content behind a paywall.


If all of those listed above are considered "conservative media" then I don't feel a need at all to pay or even visit "conservative media".

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (lD3vL)

144 " I'm not entirely up to speed on current events. Did this Epstein guy kill himself?"

Who?

Posted by: ABC/NBC/CBS/FOX at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (cqNba)

145 Everyone's already figured out that "Allah's a Douche-nozzle" is the secret Michele Malkin discount code - use it and get 100% off!

I'm thinking of offering $109 if they put all of AllahPundit's stuff behind a paywall.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (I2/tG)

146 http://bit.ly/2JWhrzb
******
Dianne Feinstein: Whistleblower's 'Identity and Testimony Are Irrelevant'

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId)

147 ace, I just got an email and you were right, there's a Schlichter column exclusive for Ahoy VIP members. This is hilarious on so many levels.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (GbPPJ)

148 Killing me softly with his song killing Epstein

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2019 06:15 PM (6XlcD)

149 I went down to the crossroads
fell down on my knees

Down to the cross roads
fell down on my knees

asked the good lord for mercy
for Jeffrey Epstein's Killers, Please

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:15 PM (MH006)

150
Hygienic

A word I've not seen here in.... forever?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2019 06:15 PM (3H9h1)

151 Whoever did kill Epstein was killed immediately afterward.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 06:15 PM (mU726)

152 " I'm not entirely up to speed on current events. Did this Epstein guy kill himself?"

Who?
Posted by: ABC/NBC/CBS/FOX at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (cqNba)


No!

Posted by: Everybody Else at November 06, 2019 06:15 PM (aS1PU)

153 Epstein ne mortigis sin.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 06, 2019 06:15 PM (3Z6pZ)

154 Hell, folks act like this Epstein thing is news, but I told everybody that he didn't kill himself in 1973! My word as a Mohican.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (sWM8x)

155 132
want to know who killed Epstein? look for someone who had access to him
that day and and has recently been touring around town in a new Bentley hearse.


Posted by: mallfly The Georgia Peach at November 06, 2019 06:13 PM (ZqRa6)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (1CjJc)

156 Sometimes the lights are shinning on me
Other times I can barely see
Lately it occurs to me
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Jerry Garcia at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (ZLI7S)

157 I'm thinking of offering $109 if they put all of AllahPundit's stuff behind a paywall.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

Right now the only thing not behind a paywall besides AOS HQ?

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (32YRo)

158 We know the blower was Ciaramella. But he blew what soemeone else gave him.

Do we know who his blowee source is?

Supposedly it was someone who heard the call, and that was a small group. It included one of the Ukrainian colonel twins. Could it be?

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (kZSYz)

159 This leaker must be hunted down and destroyed as a signal to others who might have a conscience.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (iIUKh)

160

One less bell to answer
One less egg to fry
because Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (06nX5)

161 So ABC can't investigate Epstein for a decade but when someone spills the beans they can find out who it was in about a day?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (FTPn0)

162 Knock knock

Who's there?

Killhimself.

Killhimself who?

Not Epstein.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (Hucnr)

163 It was a dark and starry Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (r+sAi)

164 ABC said the report didn't meet their high standards and wasn't pursued. So why are they trying to hunt down the leaker?

Posted by: MAGA at November 06, 2019 06:16 PM (I5LRE)

165 My libfuck of a just about to be former lady friend is convinced the coverup of Epstein is so the world wont find out that trump is a pedo too, you know when hes not busy grabbing women by the mishes.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (+dsLj)

166 & pertaining to Fux Newstell everyone there they can't say the name of leaker, If TuCa aor Hedgehog Hannity had any fucking balls they would on their show & just say it. & when Bill Sammon or the Rupert's Retard Sons say they are suspended Say I QUIT Have a great fucking time trying to find someone to fill that sopot & get the ratings that I did

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (BqBId)

167 Old thread was, what, about 200 comments, and it's already "NOOD"?

It's because I commented over there, right?

Damn. I'm just going to say "Last!!!" every time!

Posted by: RKae at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (DQebX)

168 if you like pina coladas
gettin' caught in the rain
if you're not into health food
if you have half a brain
if you like making love at midnight
in the dunes of the cape
I'm the one that you've looked for
Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: Rupert Holmes at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (PbpT7)

169 I killed Jeffery Epstein and no one else is gonna get the credit!

Posted by: Slugger McGurk at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (O8SrN)

170 Rat in a drain ditch
caught on a limb
you know better
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (MH006)

171 I went down to the crossroads
fell down on my knees

Down to the cross roads
fell down on my knees

asked the good lord for mercy
for Jeffrey Epstein's Killers, Please
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:15 PM (MH006)


Wow! I never realized that that song was so relevant.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (aS1PU)

172 BREAKING:

Unidentified woman's body found just inside Central Park, with multiple gunshot wounds to the head. Police believe it was a suicide, due to the gun lying near the body.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (ptqGC)

173 I used to be an advice columnist for Blues Musician Monthly.

Easy job. Every month it was the same old thing: "Do not, under any circumstances, go down to the crossroads. Nothing good can come of that."


Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (1XNk8)

174 Zimmerman Flew
and Tyler Knew!

That Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Turk 182! at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (NgKpN)

175 Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Epstein didn't kill himself
Killing me softly with his song

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (d7Ww2)

176 Wind blows.

Fire burns.

Epstein not kill self.

Posted by: Leeloominai Lekatariba Laminaichai, Ekbat de Sebat at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (3Z6pZ)

177 Some people say that there's a woman to blame

But I know

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (q1Pj5)

178 To be,
or not to be

- hey! Wait a minute! I was just practicin some Hamlet!
Hey! Hey!
GRRGRRRHDDHHHHA


Posted by: Jeff Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (O8SrN)

179 Good EDKH evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (TdMsT)

180 146 http://bit.ly/2JWhrzb 
****** 
Dianne Feinstein: Whistleblower's 'Identity and Testimony Are Irrelevant'

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId)
--------

Remember when Christina blassy-ford wanted to stay anonumus and DiFi's staff leaked her name....good times good times.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (OAlmw)

181 Here in my car

I feel safest of all

I can lock all my doors

It's the only way to live

And Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Gary Numan at November 06, 2019 06:18 PM (6WZXd)

182 Hell YES I ordered the Epstein kill!!!!!!

*cackles* *farts*

Posted by: The Beast at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (ptqGC)

183 Who killed Epstein? is the new Who is John Galt?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (nRWPy)

184 Hillary probably leaks when she coughs

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:11 PM (O8SrN)
........

That's a double leak. Laughing is just a fart.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

185 There is more evidence to suggest that Epstein was murdered than there is to suggest that mankind is causing global warming.

Yet....here we are.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (cqNba)

186 That leaker is a dead person walking
Posted by: IC

so, a ZOMBIE !

Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (arJlL)

187 And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Surprise Anal at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (wo3c/)

188 Epstein n'a se suicide' pas.

Posted by: un Francais at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (PbpT7)

189 I ain't often right but I've never been wrong
It seldom turns out the way it does in the song
Once in a while you get shown the light
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Jerry Garcia at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (ZLI7S)

190 This is kind of like how cops go after vigilantes much more vigoroulsy and strenuously than they do criminals. Criminals is their job. Vigilantes are competition and make them look bad.

Cops are merely muscle and canned violence in the service of the political leaders. Because they can easily be bought with preferred PTO and pensions, though some may gripe, they do what their masters tell them to do.

So if/when cops go after the only effective way to remove scum from the streets, it is because the scum are protected constituents of the criminal political class.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (lD3vL)

191 > "Telling the truth is not ABC News Company Policy.".--Posted by: ABC News

Then what is the point of you?


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (WHVt7)

192 Epstein did not his quietus make with a bare bodkin.

Posted by: The Bard of Avon Calling at November 06, 2019 06:19 PM (DQebX)

193 I can honestly say that I didnt kill Epstein said zombie Whitey Bulger

Posted by: morigu at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (Eu98u)

194 ITS FUNNY CAUSE THIS IS WHAT RETRIBUTION LOOKS LIKE AND ITS THE LEFT DOING IT TO THOSE WHO OPPOSE THEM.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbegergler at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (9dzlp)

195 TEAR MY LIFE INTO PIECES,
EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF!
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
EPSTEIN DIDN'T HANG, IT WAS A HILLARY'S GARROTE!

Posted by: El-Kab Ong, Your Wife's Last Son of Krypton at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (datdl)

196 My libfuck of a just about to be former lady friend is convinced the coverup of Epstein is so the world wont find out that trump is a pedo too, you know when hes not busy grabbing women by the mishes.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (+dsLj

------

My Lefty coworker thought the same.

I just laughed, and pointed out "The MCC is a hyper secure facility that never had a successful suicide or breakout in its history. Nobody but the Clintons has the juice for this."

She thought about it for about two seconds and said "Yes, you're probably right. I bet it was *grimaces* her."

She was a Berniebot in 2016.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (FmhK2)

197 Non-WB WB ID *is* irrelevant - to faux "impeachment inquiry".


It's quite relevant to likely violations of law and rules by Dem House members and staff, and likely by NSC staff, and the non-WB WB himself, and maybe to what appear to be head-shaking idiocy at IC IG.


Faux impeachment is a farce because 1] we know the facts 2] there's nothing even interesting, much less improper or illegal, in anything Trump did or said - obviously.




Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (QDnY+)

198 The Enquirer told me a few weeks ago that the Queen had ordered Epstein's murder.

It was right about Silky Pony's affair, so this story must be true!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

199 Tim Pool: It's complicated...

Also Tim Pool: The left has gone insane...

Also also Tim Pool: I'm never voting republican...
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 06, 2019 06:02 PM (Z1ykJ)

well he is a reporter, so assume he's lying on the third one.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (FTPn0)

200 In fairness, the Left has twice the standards we do.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (yQpMk)

201 Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with sad intent

Posted by: Epstein's Greatest Hits at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

202 She caught the Katy
and left me an Epstein to kill.

Posted by: Taj Mahal at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (aS1PU)

203 A witness that would have testified at a trial against a drug cartel was found dead this morning after committing suicide by shooting himself six times in the back and then throwing himself into the river.

And now, why trump eating two scoops of ice cream while having a Diet Coke may be proof that he is satan.

Posted by: This. Is. CNN. at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (+dsLj)

204 I Compared Epstein.s hanging by suicide and then self mutilation to Who Shot JR, and got a 3 day vacation from the Hill. That place went all in since Solomon left

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (Bf3hj)

205

In this Hoax, the fake whistleblower's function was the exact same as the fake dossier.

In other words, the whole point to the fake whistleblower was to set off the Hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:21 PM (06nX5)

206 ABC said the report didn't meet their high standards and wasn't pursued. So why are they trying to hunt down the leaker?

Posted by: MAGA

Because he meets their standard for Epsteinacide.

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:21 PM (32YRo)

207 Dear Abby,
I have a problem.Epstein didn't kill himself.
Signed,Hanging by a thread.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:21 PM (r+sAi)

208 The screen door slamsMary's dress wavesLike a vision she dances across the floor
As the radio playsEpstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 06, 2019 06:21 PM (nRWPy)

209 Epstein didn't kill himself, but the guy who killed him definitely killed himself afterwards.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2019 06:21 PM (Hucnr)

210 Twas beauty what killed the Epstein.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 06, 2019 06:21 PM (9dzlp)

211 You'd better not shout.

You'd better not cry

you'd better not pout

I'm telling you why

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 06:22 PM (TdMsT)

212 Leaker only work for Leftists, anyone else is a spy

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 06:22 PM (ZCEU2)

213 It's a death trapIt's a suicide rapWe gotta get out while we're youngBaby, Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 06, 2019 06:22 PM (nRWPy)

214 I've come close to hurting myself with laughing, reading this thread. Bravo, Horde.

M. Epstein, il ne s'est pas suicidé.

Posted by: Skrapheap at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (qOB8I)

215 Hanging from a shelf
Is a man from endless wealth
Epstein didn't kill himself
Come inside, come inside

Roll up! Roll up! Roll up! See the show!

Posted by: Greg Lake at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (DQebX)

216 201
Sitting on a park bench

eyeing little girls with sad intent

Posted by: Epstein's Greatest Hits at November 06, 2019 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

Stranglin in my jail cell

Posted by: Jethro Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (O8SrN)

217 Is Townhall about to force me to turn off my adblock, ala Daily Caller?

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (Bf3hj)

218
ABC has reached out to its, uh, arch-competitor (?) CBS to get a former ABC employee fired (and blacklisted) for something the former employee might or might not have done at ABC, which violates ABC company policy.

They act like mainstream media is all one giant pretend company that's actually a sector of the economy captured by a fascist shadow government. Or something.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (dRHiB)

219
Fake News was more interested in a photoshopped image of the president and a dog than than Joe Biden's corruption and Epstein's supposed suicide.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (06nX5)

220 Here come old Epstein
He come, groovin' up slowly
He smoke mojo filter
He got juju eyeball
He got monkey finger
He say I know you and
You know I didn't kill myself

Posted by: Pumpkin at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (87EdW)

221 See this is what happens when you have huge organizations that have no oversight whatsoever. They turn rotten to the core, insular, and resist every effort to change for the better. The Supreme Court actually helped these people turn into what they are with the Sullivan ruling fifty or so years ago. They've been hiding behind the First Amendment forever, using it as a shield for their increasingly despicable behavior.

I don't know what the solution is, but I've got some ideas. One of them is breaking these massive media orgs into pieces with anti-trust and creating lots of smaller media outlets. That might help stop this kind of shit because someone will have an interest in exposing misbehavior at another media company for clicks and prestige. As it stands all of these media bodies (papers, radio, tv, and their internet organs) are owned by just a few huge companies.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2019 06:24 PM (j3npP)

222 Sometimes when the cuckoo's crying
When the moon is halfway down
Sometimes when the night is dying
I take me out and I wander round
And Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Surprise Anal at November 06, 2019 06:24 PM (wo3c/)

223 I'm the one that you've looked for
Epstein did not kill himself
Posted by: Rupert Holmes at November 06, 2019 06:17 PM (PbpT7)

For the sake of the rhyme with "dunes of the cape" it should probably be:

Epstein was killed. Didn't escape.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 06:24 PM (WI7YS)

224 Faux impeachment is a farce because 1] we know the facts 2] there's nothing even interesting, much less improper or illegal, in anything Trump did or said - obviously.

Its more interesting dissecting an infomercial.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:24 PM (lD3vL)

225 Don't murder me
I beg of me
Don't murder me

Posted by: Jerry Garcia at November 06, 2019 06:24 PM (ZLI7S)

226 Only Leftist think is good think.

Posted by: Jukim the Depolrable adn Cmpletely Unserious at November 06, 2019 06:24 PM (pw+jk)

227 Don't try suicide, nobody's worth it
Don't try suicide, nobody cares
Don't try suicide, you're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide, nobody gives a damn

Posted by: Epstein who didn't try suicide at November 06, 2019 06:25 PM (G546f)

228 You'd better not pout,
Better not cry,
Better not shout,
I'm telling you why....
Hillary will kill you like she did Epstein

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

229 British bookies have The Palace @ 6-5

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 06:25 PM (Bf3hj)

230 In the new land of America,
The tangled bed sheet will cause great distress
A windpipe is blocked
But Epstein did not inflict his own mortality

Posted by: Nostradamus at November 06, 2019 06:25 PM (DQebX)

231 Breaking: Jeffrey Epstein has been placed on the IR for not killing himself. Expected to be out the rest of the season.

Posted by: NFL News at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (r+sAi)

232 CBS smothered Epstein!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (xSo9G)

233
These cheese dicks seek carte blanche to rape children as a major career goal. Like it's part of their compensation package.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (dRHiB)

234 ABC has reached out to its, uh, arch-competitor (?) CBS to get a former ABC employee fired (and blacklisted) for something the former employee might or might not have done at ABC, which violates ABC company policy.

They act like mainstream media is all one giant pretend company that's actually a sector of the economy captured by a fascist shadow government. Or something.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 06, 2019 06:23 PM (dRHiB)

Why do you think it is pretending? Outside of Fox jealousy/hatred nobody in the press acts like competitors in the slightest. Two journalism students at the school paper do more to keep the other honest.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (FTPn0)

235 I regret that I have but one life to lose for Bill Clinton!

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (O8SrN)

236 I assume someone beat me to "Suicide is Painless."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

237 It's 5 O'clock on a saturday
regular guards shuffle in
there's an old man
hanging in his cell
Jeffrey Epstein, he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (MH006)

238 Ah look at all the lonely people
Ah look at all the lonely people

Eleanor Rigby, died in the church
And was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Jeffery Epstein, died in his cell
At the hand of someone, not himself
The story was shelved.

All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?

Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (F26eZ)

239 The name of Muad 'dib is an Epstein killing word.

Posted by: Stilgar at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (mU726)

240
Epstein non si ha suicidato

Posted by: nel italiano at November 06, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7)

241 Epstein don't dance.

Epstein don't rock and roll.

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (/sgva)

242

I'll bet my left nut the Democrats will call as a witness a psychiatrist who will deem the president mentally unfit?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (06nX5)

243 Because suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

AND I LEFT IT DAMNIT

Posted by: Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (NgKpN)

244 **smishes Alex**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (Ki5SV)

245 The stakes are ratcheting up.

James O'Keefe just tweeted a photo of himself wearing a bulletproof vest.

He's promising more insider video from ABC News.

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/1192180230468845568

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (WHVt7)

246 You'd better not pout,
Better not cry,
Better not shout,
I'm telling you why....
Hillary will kill you like she did Epstein
Posted by: Jane D'oh
----

Impeccable rhyme/meter. Muldoon would be impressed, hell, Shakespeare would bow down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (CDGwz)

247 And it's murder by bed sheet!
One, two, three!
But you won't hear about on your ABC!
Murder by bed sheet
But Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: The Police at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (DQebX)

248 Well this leaker violated the rules of the club! And now that he or she is employed at a rival good old boys and good old girls club, Club ABC is going to do it's darndest to see that the person is blackballed at Club CBS.

That of course is after they find the culprit and beat his balls black and blue.

One thing about both Club ABC and Club CBS--honest people need not apply for membership. But if you have an agenda, well come on down and join up!

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (WRSbt)

249 ok

reason wins

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (MH006)

250
If I ever kill myself I'm going to use a tried and true method: strangling myself with my bare hands until my hyoid fractures, and shrieking all the while.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (FmhK2)

251 So bye bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey 'n rye
Singin' "Epstein didn't kill himself. Epstein didn't kill himself.".

Posted by: Don McLean at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (llfsS)

252 The stakes are ratcheting up.

James O'Keefe just tweeted a photo of himself wearing a bulletproof vest.


Epstein wasn't shot. *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

253 Strangled himself? With a sheet? Was he wanking it?

Posted by: zombie David Carradine at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

254 You'd better not pout,
Better not cry,
Better not shout,
I'm telling you why....
Hillary will kill you like she did Epstein
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

Joe sniffs you when you're sleeping
Hill knows when you're awake
Zuck knows if you've been bad or good
So don't fuck with the Deep State...

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (N52o2)

255 I *am* available for comment.

Posted by: The Person Who Killed Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (uEbPt)

256 If Media conspired with leakers to get classified information, then they're guilty. Its not Pentagon Papers protected. Chris Cuomo doesn't get this

Its likely that Schiff was a leaker, and did it for airtime

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (kZSYz)

257 See this is what happens when you have huge organizations that have no oversight whatsoever. They turn rotten to the core, insular, and resist every effort to change for the better. The Supreme Court actually helped these people turn into what they are with the Sullivan ruling fifty or so years ago. They've been hiding behind the First Amendment forever, using it as a shield for their increasingly despicable behavior.

I don't know what the solution is, but I've got some ideas. One of them is breaking these massive media orgs into pieces with anti-trust and creating lots of smaller media outlets. That might help stop this kind of shit because someone will have an interest in exposing misbehavior at another media company for clicks and prestige. As it stands all of these media bodies (papers, radio, tv, and their internet organs) are owned by just a few huge companies.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 06, 2019 06:24 PM (j3npP)

They are all dying now. Print has been dead for a long time, TV news is close behind it. When I need info about the fires here, I look for tweets by the police department and citizens running scanners. I get fire maps from the USGS. The TV and print news on the web is useless to me aside from pretty photos of fires that might be a gun range in Kentucky.

They are trying to crush citizen journalism now, but it won't keep them alive.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (FTPn0)

258 **smishes Alex**



Wait.


We're allowed to do that?
Just, like anytime...like we're DOJ Employees?

Why did I not know this?

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (MH006)

259
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Epstein didn't kill himself.

There.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (CDGwz)

260 Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: Col Kilgore at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (mU726)

261 Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to You!
Happy Birthday to Yoouuuu!
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (MVjcR)

262 Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out on Main Street
Chicago, New York, Detroit, it's all the same street
Your typical city involved in a typical daydream
Hang it up and see Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Surprise Anal at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (wo3c/)

263 Igno pretty likely it was the chubby lightweight Vindman. Like the non-WB WB, he doesn't have the least understanding of campaign finance law, or apparently much else that's relevant to the situation.


Related but entirely separately, kind of shocking and disappointing to see even the "good guys" in this [for everyone who cares only about pro wrestling drama and not actual issues] burble the same crap about Ukraine being vital to our interests, and specifically the defense aid [actually FM sales, not really exactly the same thing]. Huh? The Donbas was vital to You Know Who in '42/'43, and it's important to Ukraine ..... but sorry, whether Lugansk is normal or under Russian de facto control is bupkis to us. Period. It's not f***ing 1955 any more, folks, there's no global test of wills with a peer adversary.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (QDnY+)

264 If he wasn't wanking it, he definitely didn't kill himself.

Posted by: zombie David Carradine at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (v0R5T)

265 Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And Epstein didn't take his own life.

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you got us feelin' alright

Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (F26eZ)

266 Epstein Leaned Forward!

Posted by: The Democrat Party at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (sWM8x)

267
If James O'Keefe is clever, his next tweet will be: Incidentally, I Am NOT Suicidal In Any Way, Shape, Or Manner.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (06nX5)

268 She whispered in my ear
Something crazy
She said:

Spill the wine, and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (LWu6U)

269 Epstein hat Sebstmord nicht begangen.

Posted by: auf Deutsch at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (PbpT7)

270 245
The stakes are ratcheting up.

James O'Keefe just tweeted a photo of himself wearing a bulletproof vest.

He's promising more insider video from ABC News.

https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/1192180230468845568


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 06, 2019 06:27 PM (WHVt7)

I hope he does not flame out like the whole Al Capone's vault with Geraldo, who I am only kind of sure did not kill Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (1CjJc)

271

There's a lady who's sure,
all that glitters is gold,
and that Epstein did not kill himself...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)

272 "The next moment a hideous, grinding speech, as of some monstrous machine running without oil, burst from the big telescreen at the end of the room. It was a noise that set one's teeth on edge and bristled the hair at the back of one's neck. The Hate had started. As usual, the face of Jeffrey Epstein, the Guy Who Didn't Kill Himself, had flashed on to the screen."

--1984, George Orwell

Posted by: Monty James at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (Zqz9o)

273 Remember the days when these alphabet networks would actually go out and do hidden camera reporting. Now its like the worst thing in the world.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (r+sAi)

274 Why do you think it is pretending? Outside of Fox jealousy/hatred nobody in the press acts like competitors in the slightest.

I submit that Rush Limbaugh, Chris Plante and many other "conservative" talk shows collude with the Enemedia to boost each other's ratings.

MSDNC talks smack about Rush, then Rush devotes a segment of his show pumping up their programming to an audience an order of magnitude or more larger than MSDNC's audience.

Sort of like how this "Impeachment" farce is nothing more than a massive fund raising issue for both sides. Each week or two we get another McGuffin that both sides exploit to squeeze cash out of people who have more dollars than sense.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (lD3vL)

275 No time for a gentil rain
No time for my watch and chain
No time for revolving doors
No time for Epstein on the killing floor
No time for Epstein on the killing floor

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (ZCEU2)

276 I've never liked the "number line" as a model of political beliefs. Too damn simple. The four-quadrant graph - with economics on one axis and social on the other - was better, but still not quite good enough for me.

Point being - and I read it here many, many moons ago - it's a circle. But it ain't a simple circle on a piece of paper. It takes more dimensions to describe it.


I've traveled at least part of that circle - to the point I believe at least one thing hippies before my time shouted but didn't believe or understand. Corporations are inherently dangerous - if not evil. And news outlets are just corporations.

Remember kids - if you forget everything else I've ever said - bureaucracies, regardless of the purpose they were founded for, evolve to preserve themselves. And they're full of people.

People can be great, one on one. And in groups, there's no end to what they can't fuck up.

Posted by: Mr. Misogyny at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (j72Tr)

277 I'll be home for Christmas....
Unless Hillary kills me like she did Epstein....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (ptqGC)

278 There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d*ck was so long he could suck it
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"Epstein didn't kill himself"

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (N52o2)

279

Woo hoo I bet you wondered how I knew,
that Epstein didn't kill himself...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (zBaqJ)

280 You want the TRUTH?
You can't handle the TRUTH!

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Col Nathan Jessup at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (NgKpN)

281 Well you can tell me by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born
And now it's alright, it's ok
And you may look the other way...

No wait! I didn't mean it like...

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (6WZXd)

282 If James O'Keefe is clever, his next tweet will be: Incidentally, I Am NOT Suicidal In Any Way, Shape, Or Manner.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 06, 2019 06:29 PM (06nX5)

They will just edit out the NOT

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (FTPn0)

283 Tie the Bedsheet!
(refrain)
Tie the Bedsheet step in time
Tie the Bedsheet step in time
Never need a reason never need a rhyme
Tie the Bedsheet step in time!

Up on the Bedframe!
...
Jump from the Bedframe!
....
Fracture your hyoid!

Posted by: Chimney Sweeps from Mary Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (O8SrN)

284 MacArthur Park is melting in the dark,
All the sweet green icing flowing down. . .
Someone left a cake out in the rain -
And I don't think that I can take it -
'Cause it took so long to bake it -
And Epstein didn't kill himself -
Oh, noooooooo. . . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (Ki5SV)

285 To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die - to sleep,
No more; But Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (oVJmc)

286 It didn't mean anything at the time but inside jerraldo's vault were the words "Epstein didn't kill himself" scribbled on the walls.

Posted by: Pliney at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (nzKWW)

287 It's 5 O'clock on a saturday
regular guards shuffle in
there's an old man
hanging in his cell
Jeffrey Epstein, he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: garrett

I love this site!

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (32YRo)

288 273 Remember the days when these alphabet networks would actually go out and do hidden camera reporting. Now its like the worst thing in the world.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (r+sAi)


We replaced Jeff Epstein with a dead hobo the cops pulled from the river. Let's see if people notice...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (zBaqJ)

289 Remember the days when these alphabet networks would actually go out and do hidden camera reporting. Now its like the worst thing in the world.

Who could forget NBC's hard hitting series on exploding GM truck petro tanks?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (lD3vL)

290 Remember the days when these alphabet networks would actually go out and do hidden camera reporting. Now its like the worst thing in the world.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (r+sAi)


They can't even be bothered to google something. Might break a nail.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (6WZXd)

291 249 ok

reason wins
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:28 PM (MH006)

----------------

YUSSSS!

Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:32 PM (F26eZ)

292
I just died in my cell tonight,
must have been somebody's bedsheet...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)

293 Well I went down to the station
to meet my baby at the gate
asked the station manager
-'is the train running late?'
He said - 'son if you've been waiting
on the 4:44, hate to tell you boy
jeffrey epstein didn't kill himself'

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (MH006)

294 I'll be home for Christmas....
Unless Hillary kills me like she did Epstein....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:31 PM (ptqGC)


Heh.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (aS1PU)

295 It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (r+sAi)

296 Hey, what in the world ever became of Pedo Epstein?
He lost his sparkle, you know he isn't the same
Living on reds, vitamin C and cocaine
All a man can say is "Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: Surprise Anal at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (wo3c/)

297 People can be great, one on one. And in groups, there's no end to what they can't fuck up.
Posted by: Mr. Misogyny at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (j72Tr)

Shape it how you want, but if your "line" has Nazis and Communists on opposite sides of anything, it is based on the big Marxist lie of the postwar era.

They hated each other because they were too similar, not the reverse.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (FTPn0)

298 Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

299 Any possible truth to the rumor on Twitter that Ciaramella is the author of the NYT article from last year and soon-to-be released book claiming to be a WH insider disrupting PT's policies? Makes sense if you wanted a high profile for your book, you would help initiate impeachment.

Posted by: Ever at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (ZZDMQ)

300
"Mother died today. Or was it Jeff Epstein?"

- - Albert Cam-who?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ)

301 KILL! MAIM! BURN!
KILL! MAIM! BURN!

EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF!

Posted by: Kharne the Betrayer, 40,000 years from now at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (N52o2)

302 Oh ... I get the theme now - well, then let's do a classic ...

I hung an Epstein in jail ... just to watch him die.When I think the shit he might told ... I hang my head and cry.

Posted by: Mr. Misogyny at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (j72Tr)

303 Well she packed up her bags and she took off down the road

Left me here stranded, with the bills she owed.

Gave me a false address

Took off with my American Express

Sunspot baby

Epstein didn't kill himself.


Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (q1Pj5)

304 Better Esperanto:

Epstein ne sinmortigis.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (3Z6pZ)

305 You know who else didn't kill themself?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (SENHs)

306 I never meant to be so bad to you
One thing I said that I would never do
A look from you and I would lose my health
And Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself

It was the sheet of the moment!

Posted by: Asia at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (DQebX)

307 I bought a toothbrush and toothpaste
A flannel for my face
Pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case
I said to my reflection, "Epstein didn't kill himself"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (bDqIh)

308
Yesterday, December 7th, 1941,
a date in which Jeff Epstein didn't kill himself...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ)

309 It's 5 O'clock on a saturday
regular guards shuffle in
there's an old man
hanging in his cell
Jeffrey Epstein, he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: garrett

-----------

I swear I did not see this before I put up my own version!

Brilliant. We are geniuses.

Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (F26eZ)

310 Sheet around his neck
Hand on his pud
Ok, I'm done here. *tiptoes softly away*
You guys can turn the cameras back on. *smiles*

Posted by: Guy what strangled Jeffery at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

311 Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 06:34 PM (aXucN)

312 I took the liberty of examining this Epstein
and I found the only reason he was lyin
on the floor
in the first place
was because he'd been murdered.


Posted by: Pet shop Customer at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (O8SrN)

313 Alas poor Epstein I knew he didnt kill himself

Posted by: morigu at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (Eu98u)

314
Now I am become death,
destroyer of worlds... but not Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (zBaqJ)

315
With this meme becoming so popular, is anyone else reminded of "Who Is John Galt?'

Because it feels like that to me. Just people so resigned to the fact that they are totally fucked, that it becomes a shoulder-shrugging joke.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (FmhK2)

316 >>It was the sheet of the moment!


I am fucking rolling here.


Why haven't we done this 3 times already!?

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (MH006)

317 1-8-7-7 KARS 4 KIDS

EP-STEIN DID NOT KILL HIM-SELF

1-8-7-7 KARS 4 KIDS

Donate your car today.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (1CjJc)

318 Call me Ishmael.

But if you call me Epstein instead, I didn't kill myself.

Posted by: Herman Melville at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (DQebX)

319 frankly my Dear,

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Rhet Butler at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (NgKpN)

320 Can we stop with the song lyrics? God, this thread is tedious.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (7Fj9P)

321 In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and the spirit of God moved on the face of the waters, and God said, "Five billion years from now, Epstein will not kill himself. And let there be light."

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 06:35 PM (N52o2)

322

"Together, we are feeding America!
And not killing Jeffrey Epstein!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)

323 Alas, poor Epstein! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it.
A man that didn't kill himself.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (aS1PU)

324 YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF!!!

Posted by: Col. Nathan R. Jessup at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

325 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Epstein not killing himself...

Posted by: Roy Batty at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (3Z6pZ)

326 Hang down your head, Jeff Epstein
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head, Jeff Epstein
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (aXucN)

327 Point being - and I read it here many, many moons ago - it's a circle. But it ain't a simple circle on a piece of paper. It takes more dimensions to describe it.

Forget the Left/Right paradigm, think Up/Down. Upwards are religious people who see others as the Imago Dei and are committed to human flourishing. As one descends that line, you run against secularists who believe that man/state/process/AI/tradition/personalities/Magic-8-ball are destined to rule over man.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (lD3vL)

328 A B C D Epstein didn't kill himselF G H I J K....

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (r+sAi)

329 Hey Horde, I have great news!

You know all the times you've gone to Hot Air to get your daily wisdom from Allahpundit, and said to yourself, "I wish I could pay for this"?

Well now you can. They've instituted a new VIP paywall. And I noted toward the top that AP's story had it. John Sexton's didn't; I guess no one wants to read him.

My guess is they're building on the great suspense story they've been running in installments for almost 3 years. Every day, AP shoves his nose in a pile of horse shit, sure there's a pony. And every day he fails.

The suspense is, which day will he figure out that there will never be a pony?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (ZbwAu)

330 Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought
forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and
dedicated to the proposition that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

Very good!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:37 PM (q1Pj5)

331 I wonder how ABC feels about waterboarding now?

Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 06:37 PM (ak65k)

332 >>Brilliant. We are geniuses.

Get a room.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 06:37 PM (ZLI7S)

333
I heard the wreck on the highway
But Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 06:37 PM (CDGwz)

334 Dox the effing whistleblowers.

Posted by: Golfman at November 06, 2019 06:37 PM (M3a0a)

335 329 Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (ZbwAu)


He didn't kill Epstein, but he sure did kill his own website.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:37 PM (zBaqJ)

336
Down by the river
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (CDGwz)

337 I'm trying to come up with an Epstein meme involving Billy Joe McAllister and the Talahatchee Bridge.

I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

338 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF!

Posted by: BEN ROETHISBERGER at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (Izzlo)

339 Someone left that cake out in the rain,Sweet green icing flowing downI don't think that I can take it,
'cause it took long to bake it,and I'll never have the recipe again...Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)

340 All the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!" And I'll whisper: Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Rorschach at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

341 I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made
I shouted out, "Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all, it was bill and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a woman of wealth and taste
And I put the bedsheet around epstein's neck
while the guards looked the other way.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (LWu6U)

342 Dianne Feinstein: Whistleblower's 'Identity and Testimony Are Irrelevant'
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 06:14 PM (BqBId)


You had a Chinese spy on your payroll for 26 years.

Fuck you.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (Zz0t1)

343 1. Life2. Liberty3. Epstien not killing himself

Posted by: Given it a try at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (vqIkG)

344 I shot the sheriff
But Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (VNmG1)

345 327 Point being - and I read it here many, many moons ago - it's a circle. But it ain't a simple circle on a piece of paper. It takes more dimensions to describe it.

Forget the Left/Right paradigm, think Up/Down. Upwards are religious people who see others as the Imago Dei and are committed to human flourishing. As one descends that line, you run against secularists who believe that man/state/process/AI/tradition/personalities/Magic-8-ball are destined to rule over man.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (lD3vL)

visualize a hypercube...

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (Kpl3J)

346 320 Can we stop with the song lyrics? God, this thread is tedious.
---
You left off the last line.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (sWM8x)

347 BJ Clinton was a man
A bad man
But the bear was bigger
So he ran and
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Epstein who didn't try suicide at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (G546f)

348 Hillary, if Epstein goes to the big house and you don't bump him off, you're going to regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But soon and for the rest of your life.

Posted by: Humphrey Bogart at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (DQebX)

349 Wednesday Flash Email Traffic: 2500rds Armscor .22 LR 36gr High Velocity HP with FREE! .50cal Ammo Can

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Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (yQpMk)

350
I'm trying to come up with an Epstein meme involving Billy Joe McAllister and the Talahatchee Bridge.

I got nuthin'.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

---
The day that Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Talahatchee Bridge...
And Epstein didn't kill himself.

FIFY

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (cfSRQ)

351 Jeffrey was a pedo, he had a heart of stone
Flew, wined and dined and worked his girls on Bill Clin-tone
Not even out of school, came girls from every town
Kept photos on his clients so no one could take him down
He had loads o' money, Clinton paintings at his home
Pimped kids on an island and he gave the rich a bone

And now it's

Epstein and life you got it
Epstein and life you know
They suicided this slime and it's
Epstein has got to go

Posted by: Bitter Clinger, Channeling His at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (iIUKh)

352 They hated each other because they were too similar, not the reverse.
Agreed.
And everything up to '41 was prepping the battle-space for '41.

Posted by: Mr. Misogyny at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (j72Tr)

353 It's 2 AM
(it's 2 am)
The Feeling's Gone
I'm Hanging Here Waiting
The Sheet is Still Warm
(sheet is still warm)
Maybe My Connection Got Tired of Taking Chances

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (MH006)

354 Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye
A-singin' Epstein didn't commit suicide
Epstein didn't commit suicide

Posted by: Don Maclean at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

355 Oh good. Bret Baier has Obama whore Marie Harf on his show.


May have to switch to a shopping channel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

356 It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a shot rang out! Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Snoopy at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (lD3vL)

357 I'm trying to come up with an Epstein meme involving Billy Joe McAllister and the Talahatchee Bridge.

I got nuthin'.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
----

The day that Jeffery Epstein didn't jump off of the Talahatchcee bridge

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (CDGwz)

358 He's dead, Jim. Murdered. In cold blood.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

359
Gallows Pole, Zeppelin. Epstein. Do the lyrics.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (zBaqJ)

360 Knock three times
On the ceiling if Epstein killed himself

Twice on the pipes
If the answer is no.

Posted by: Tony Orlando at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (llfsS)

361 And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time

The greatest gift they'll get this year is life

Where nothing ever grows

No rain or rivers flow

Do they know that Epstein didn't kill himself?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (q1Pj5)

362 Bad, bad Leroy Brown,Baddest man in the whole damn town,
Badder than old King Kong,And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)

363 That's less than 4 cents a round not counting the free ammo can and Epstein not killing himself.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

364 Rock me, rock me, rock me, rock me
Rock me, Amadeus

Er war ein Punker
Und er lebte in der grossen Stadt
Es war in Wien, war Vienna
Wo er alles tat
Er hatte Schulden, denn er trank
Doch ihn liebten alle Frauen
Und jede rief
"Epstein didn't kill himself"

Posted by: auf Deutsch at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (PbpT7)

365

Now it's been ten thousand years
Man has cried a billion tears.
For what he never knew,
now man's reign is through.


But through eternal night.
The twinkling of starlight.
So very far away.
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Based Zager and Evans at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (oVJmc)

366 once in your life
you find her
someone who turns your life around
next thing you know
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 06, 2019 06:40 PM (G546f)

367 Grump you missed a golden opportunity for thread winner skipping the meme line.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (r+sAi)

368 Cop: "tip your head back, touch your nose with your right forefinger, and count backwards to zero from 10'

Suspected Drunk Driver: " ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, and Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (ak65k)

369 Epstein didn't kill himself
but Kurt Cobain did

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (B+t5k)

370 Can we stop with the song lyrics? God, this thread is tedious.

Oh, a killjoy !

Like somebody killed Epstein !

Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (arJlL)

371 Formatting is all messed up.

Posted by: C: at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (vqIkG)

372 Test

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (ZCEU2)

373 I've lived.....a life that's full.

I've traveled each....and every highway

And more, much more than this......

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Frank Sinatra's Ghost at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)

374 Grump you missed a golden opportunity for thread winner skipping the meme line.


*kicks dirt*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

375 Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
Wake me with the morning light
And please don't let Hillary kill me.
Amen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

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Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:39 PM (yQpMk)

---
You also get a free copy of Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:41 PM (cfSRQ)

377 One ring to rule them all, and Epstein didn't kill himself, in Mordor where the shadows lie.

Posted by: Sauron at November 06, 2019 06:42 PM (mU726)

378 You load sixteen tons and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter just you look at his hyoid bone,
Jeff Epstein didn't die by his own!

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 06:42 PM (o4fG0)

379 We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down,

So we grabbed an alligator, and we fought another round,

We filled his head with cannon balls, and powdered his behind,

And when we touched the powder off, it didn't kill Epstein.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 06:42 PM (/sgva)

380 >>Can we stop with the song lyrics? God, this thread is tedious.

Blow me.

Posted by: whistle at November 06, 2019 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)

381 O child of man, why muse you here alone
Upon the mountain, on the dreams of old
Which filled the earth with passing loveliness,
Which flung strange music on the howling winds,
And odors rapt from remote Paradise?
Thy sense is clogged with dull mortality;
Open thine eyes and see. Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Surprise Anal at November 06, 2019 06:42 PM (wo3c/)

382 And now I have to prepare dinner. Unlike Epstein, who will never eat dinner again, because he was murdered.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

383 Raging spirits kept from the light, enslaved in worlds of doom

Marching armies to the darker side, the devil's black platoon

Epstein raised, no mercy, victory was theirs

Such was life in the unholy years

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (9Om/r)

384 B. J. McKay and his best friend Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (Zz0t1)

385 Jeffrey Epstein was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
Couldn't understand a single word he said
'Cause he was being garroted at the time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (3Z6pZ)

386
You're pushing too hard, pushing to hard, pushing to hard on the stool that Epstein hung himself from...

Too hard!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (zBaqJ)

387 >>You also get a free copy of Epstein didn't kill himself.


Now, every time I order the steak and the waitress doesn't include '...and Epstein Didn't kill himself' as one of the Side options, I am gonna be sad.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (MH006)

388 NO MORE RHYMING NOW I MEAN IT!!!

Posted by: Vizzini at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (Kpl3J)

389 Forget the Left/Right paradigm, think Up/Down.
Upwards are religious people who see others as the Imago Dei and are
committed to human flourishing. As one descends that line, you run
against secularists who believe that
man/state/process/AI/tradition/personalities/Magic-8-ball are destined
to rule over man.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 06, 2019 06:36 PM (lD3vL)


Blah. No thanks. For no other reason than who gets to define "flourish".

Posted by: Mr. Misogyny at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (j72Tr)

390 Well East coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there
The Mid-West farmer's daughters really make you feel alright
But that New York girl, when she gets pissed,
She killed Jeff Epstein overnight.

Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (F26eZ)

391 Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Robert Frost at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

392 A rare Johnny Horton reference. Nice.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (r+sAi)

393 Fatty and Skinny
laying in bed
Fatty rolled over
and Epstein was dead

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

394 385 *golf clap*

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 06, 2019 06:44 PM (G546f)

395 Damn, looks like I missed out on a fun thread. Such is my life.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 06:44 PM (dUJdY)

396 They killed Epstein!!!

YOU BASTARDS!!!

Posted by: Stan Marsh at November 06, 2019 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)

397 This may well be the most darkly morbid thread since Vince foster didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 06:44 PM (CDGwz)

398 In the year 2525

Epstein did not commit suicide

Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2019 06:44 PM (Izzlo)

399 A bottle of red ...

A bottle of white ...

No fucking way Epstein hung himself tonite ...

Posted by: Mr. Misogyny at November 06, 2019 06:44 PM (j72Tr)

400 588-2300

Ep-STEIIIIIN!! (didn't kill himself)

Posted by: skywch at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (IWvy/)

401 Midnight
Not a sound from the pavement
Has the moon lost a memory?
She is smiling alone
In the lamplight,
The withered leaves collect at my feet
And Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Grizabella at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (pPQeR)

402 http://bit.ly/2Nqqvi5
*******
Taylor: Ukraine Unaware of U.S. Hold on Aid During Call, No Quid Pro Quo

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (BqBId)

403 And now the Daily Double:

Epstein didn't kill himself?

Posted by: Alex Trebek at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (sWM8x)

404 I really can't stay -

But baby, Epstein didn't kill himself.

I've got to go 'way -

But baby, Epstein didn't kill himself.

This evening has been

Epstein didn't kill himself.

So nice and warm!

Look through the bars to that dead man. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (Ki5SV)

405 378 You load sixteen tons and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter just you look at his hyoid bone,
Jeff Epstein didn't die by his own!
Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 06:42 PM (o4fG0)

-----------

*highfive*

Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (F26eZ)

406 388 NO MORE RHYMING NOW I MEAN IT!!!
Posted by: Vizzini at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (Kpl3J)

Anyone got a Epstein didn't kill himself?

Posted by: Vesik at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (NgKpN)

407 Oh, show me the way to the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why, no, don't ask why
For we must find the next whiskey bar

Or if we don't find the next whiskey bar
I tell you Epstein didn't kill himself, I tell you Epstein didn't kill himself.
I tell you, I tell you, I tell you Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (o4fG0)

408 A lotta poor man make a five dollar bill
Keeps him happy all the time
Some other fella's makin' nothin' at all
And you can hear him cry
"Epstein didn't kill himself !"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (JwHjN)

409 >>>>388 NO MORE RHYMING NOW I MEAN IT!!!

Anyone want a peanut?

Posted by: Andre the Giant and Epstein Didn't Kill Themselves at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (datdl)

410 Please note that Diane Sawyer still works for ABC News and joins with other vermin on David Geffen's $300 million yacht with the likes of Gayle King, Bob Iger, Barack & Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey, and dozens of other Beautiful People. Sawyer was Wellesley '67. Another ABC News biggie was Cokie Roberts Wellesley '64. And other Wellesley mafiosi included Hillary '69 and Mad Albright Wellesley '59. Diane Sawyer used to date John Dean before Dean hooked up with Mo Biner. According to the Colodny Collection documents, Sawyer's name and codename "Ecdysiast" was found in the Black book of a DC lawyer-pimp named Phil Bailley. Secret Agenda, Silent Coup, White House Callgirl and James Rosen's The Strong Man all allege that Bailley's sexual crimes were connected to the Watergate break-in and coverup.

Posted by: Truth-Seeker at November 06, 2019 06:46 PM (hb4+V)

411 Despite anything that can be said about Epstein, one crime he didn't commit was murder, not even the murder of himself.

Posted by: torabora at November 06, 2019 06:46 PM (ak65k)

412
And now the Daily Double:



Epstein didn't kill himself?

Posted by: Alex Trebek at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (sWM8x)

---
I'm sorry, you didn't phrase that in the form of a question.

What is, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:46 PM (cfSRQ)

413 Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2019 06:44 PM (Izzlo)

lmao!! Good one!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 06:46 PM (dUJdY)

414 He would have shot himself twice in the back of the head, but then what would he do with the rifle?

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2019 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

415 I'm now offering the "VIP Ace pass," which gives you access to exclusive Epstein Did Not Kill Himself content.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:46 PM (PbpT7)

416 Midnight
Not a sound from the pavement
Has the moon lost a memory?
She is smiling alone
In the lamplight,
The withered leaves collect at my feet
And Epstein didn't kill himself
Posted by: Grizabella at November 06, 2019 06:45 PM (pPQeR)


It might take years.
I wonder when they're going to
Destroy your face?
It may seem silly, but I don't like
What's been coming down.
'Cause you've been looking good too long,
To change your color now.
(Oh well.)
They might test some bomb
(Oh well.)
And scar your skin.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 06, 2019 06:47 PM (Z+IKu)

417 Just the good ole boys.

Never meanin' no harm.

Beats all you never saw

Been in trouble with the law

Since the day Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Waylon Jennings Impostor at November 06, 2019 06:47 PM (Zz0t1)

418 >>>411 Despite anything that can be said about Epstein, one crime he didn't commit was murder, not even the murder of himself.


A man falsely accused of killing himself!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:47 PM (PbpT7)

419 Well I've been kicked out of might near every bar in town

And I've been locked up for doing 120 through town

I been shot at and cut with a knife

For messing around with another man's wife

But other than that, we know Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:47 PM (q1Pj5)

420 "Let me tell you son, in this world there are Epsteins - who's going to kill them - you, Georgie Snufflufugus? I have a responsibility you can't possible fathom. Deep down at DC parties you don't talk about with your soy friends, you want me strangling Epstein! You need me strangling Epstein. I use words like wet work, piano wire, thyod bone breakage - you use them as punch line! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to someone who enjoys my cleaning up of witnesses and questions the very method that I use to clean them up with, I just a soon you said thank you and went on your way, otherwise I suggest you grab a rope - but either way I don't give a DAMN THAT EPSTEIN DIDN"T KILL HIMSELF!" - Hillary

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:48 PM (32YRo)

421 I'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair,

And Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:48 PM (cfSRQ)

422
Wondering if the Republicans can try to mention the whistleblowers attorney's text messages when questioning the witnesses next Wed?
Maybe, somehow slip it in.

https://tinyurl.com/y5r27cp7

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 06:48 PM (wiXsO)

423 273 Remember the days when these alphabet networks would actually go out and do hidden camera reporting. Now its like the worst thing in the world.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:30 PM (r+sAi)

Remember when they thought the CIA and the FBI were the worst things in the world?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 06, 2019 06:48 PM (H8QX8)

424 You shouldn't be hangin' me tonite ...

Too bad all these cameras ain't workin' right ...

Keep all your money - in the bank ...

Think I'll just lay here and stank ...

Posted by: Merle Haggard at November 06, 2019 06:48 PM (j72Tr)

425 This just in:

Natalie Wood doesn't float and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)

426 1 877 kars for kids,
k-a-r-s Kars for kids,
1-877 kars for kids,
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (oVJmc)

427 Thanks to El Kabong, last son of Krypton.


Wouldn't that be Kabong El?

Asking questions.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (tH5fk)

428 One thing about Schiff, when Hilary finds out he's going to roll on her.
His eyes won't have so far to bug out when he hangs himself.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (Tt761)

429 A man falsely accused of killing himself!
Posted by: ace
--------

Oh? Let's see him prove that.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (xSo9G)

430 NO MORE RHYMING NOW I MEAN IT!!!
Posted by: Vizzini at November 06, 2019 06:43 PM (Kpl3J)

Shall I compare thee to a strangled con?
Thou art more lovely and more viable.
Rough hands have shook the neck he breath'd from;
And made his partners much less liable...

Posted by: Vanya at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (N52o2)

431 I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

432
Remember when they thought the CIA and the FBI were the worst things in the world?



That was when they were working for Nixon.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (oVJmc)

433
Little town, it's a quiet village
Every day like the one before
Little town, full of little people
Waking up to say

Epstein didn't kill himself!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (G546f)

434 It's 81 miles to Chicago.
We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)

435 I'm now offering the "VIP Ace pass," which gives you access to exclusive Epstein Did Not Kill Himself content.

I'm sure that you could give a VIP Ace pass for much better content than this-say your own stuff perhaps, because adding "Epstein didn't kill himself" to all kinds of song lyrics is sort of "blah".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (WI7YS)

436 My name is Ozymandias, king of kings, Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair that epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Please No! at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (vqIkG)

437 Next time I go to a restaurant, I'm going to write "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself" on the Tip line.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (llfsS)

438 Media flip flops smell like stale beer and flop sweat.

And feet.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (tH5fk)

439 Off Topic, but was busy this morning. In 1983, the GOP lost the KY, Miss, and Louisiana Governors races by double digits. At the the time the GOP only had 15 Govenorships in the US.
Reagan then won 49 states one year later.

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (HrSJb)

440 Here's a tip, kid: Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (PbpT7)

441
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (yQpMk)

442 Got a mess to clean up?
And no time to do it?
Download the Takl app today!

Posted by: Guy what strangled Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

443 Hey I thought they were gonna re-open the Natalie Wood case, I guess it was just for show. I never heard anything more about it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (r+sAi)

444 Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself...on Earth 1.

Jeffery Epstein on Earth 2 totally killed the f*ck out of himself.

On Earth 3, Jeffery Epstein killed Hillary.

Posted by: El-Kab Ong, Your Wife's Last Son of Krypton at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (datdl)

445 *looks at all these pending suicides with shifty eyes*

Posted by: Hillary at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (oVJmc)

446 I shot the sheriff
But Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (OAlmw)

447 WHAT did you do, Ray?

It CAN'T be! IT CAN'T BE!!!

I tried to think of the most harmless thing......From my childhood.

It's....Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)

448 This was all about protecting Prince Andrew, who is a major player for BP Amoco and the Oil Companies.

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 06:51 PM (HrSJb)

449 A poor girl wants to marry

And a rich girl wants to flirt

A rich man goes to college

And a poor man goes to work

A drunkard wants another drink of wine

And a politician want your vote

I don't want much of nothing at all

But Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:51 PM (q1Pj5)

450 I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on here.
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:51 PM (cfSRQ)

451 'm sure that you could give a VIP Ace pass for much better content than this-say your own stuff perhaps, because adding "Epstein didn't kill himself" to all kinds of song lyrics is sort of "blah".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 06:49 PM (WI7YS)


I don't know about that. My face is sore from smiling.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 06:51 PM (aS1PU)

452 Epstein didn't kill himself.

Don't you just know it?

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Don't you just know it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 06:51 PM (/sgva)

453 448 This was all about protecting Prince Andrew, who is a major player for BP Amoco and the Oil Companies.


Yeah. It was Big Oil.

Posted by: Hillary at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

454 Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
Nighttime would find me in Rosa's cantina
Music would play and Felina would whirl

. . .

One night a wild young cowboy came in
Wild as the West Texas wind
Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing
With wicked Felina, the girl that I loved

So in anger I
Challenged his right for the love of this maiden
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore
My challenge was answered in less than a heartbeat
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (aXucN)

455 415
I'm now offering the "VIP Ace pass," which gives you access to exclusive Epstein Did Not Kill Himself content.





Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:46 PM (PbpT7)

How much?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (1CjJc)

456 There were many men who did not kill themselves.

But standing tall above all, is one: Jeffrey Epstein, who did not kill himself.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (PbpT7)

457
Cat's foot iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (yQpMk)

458 Gort!

Klaatu barada nicktu!

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (cfSRQ)

459 the corgis didn't kill epstein

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (B+t5k)

460 How many times must Epstein not kill himself, before you call him a victim?

Posted by: Bob Dylan at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (mU726)

461 Listen, if we can't beat a dead horse then Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 06, 2019 06:52 PM (r+sAi)

462 I think the rules are pretty easy.

Anything that makes Trump/Conservative look bad is good.

Anything that makes Democrats/ the MSM is double plus ungood.


Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (HNyOC)

463 She's making movies
On location
She don't know what it means
And the music make her wanna be the story
And the story was whatever was the song
What it was
Roller girl
Don't worry
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (4UlPP)

464

I love Christmas songs!


Epstein got garroted by the Clintons
Sittin' in his jail cell one eve,
You might say it was by his own hand ya
But there's no fuckin' way that I believe

Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (iIUKh)

465 Okay, I'm done.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (aXucN)

466 Nights in White satin never reaching the end letters are written. Epstein didnt kill himself

Posted by: morigu at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (Eu98u)

467 One man caught on a barbed wire fence
One man he resist
One man washed up on an empty beach
One man betrayed with a kiss
In the name of Jeff
Epstein did not kill himself
In the name of Jeff
Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (PbpT7)

468 Report: Fox News Management Forbids Hosts from Using Alleged Name of Ukraine Whistleblower

Eric Ciaramella

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (85Gof)

469
How many times must Epstein not kill himself, before you call him a victim?


Epstein was a white man who was rich and not gay or Muslim. So he can NEVER be a victim. EVER.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (HNyOC)

470 There once was a man from Nabtucket

Who didn't kill himself

He was Epstein

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (tH5fk)

471 "He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: Clement Clark Moore at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (8/7u2)

472 Epstein didn't kill himself -- he merely died from a hyperactive hyoid

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (WqPYg)

473 Epstein did not kill himself. He's just pinin' for the fjords.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (AClws)

474 Away in the prison no sheets for his bed

Little Jeff Epstein laid down his sweet head

The cameras shut down in his room right away

And little Jeff Epstein was choked where he lay...

Posted by: Christmas Carolers at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (6WZXd)

475 ace, I just got an email and you were right, there's a Schlichter column exclusive for Ahoy VIP members. This is hilarious on so many levels.
Posted by: alexthechick

I just @kurtschlichter and shamelessly plagiarized BBofFG's comment.
https://mobile.twitter.com/bewalski

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (VcFUs)

476 It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta day
I was out choppin' cotton, and my brother was balin' hay
And at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house to eat
And mama hollered out the back door, y'all, remember to wipe your feet
And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge
Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.

But Epstein didn't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (Kpl3J)

477 It was the best of times.

It was the worst of times.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)

478 RSBN Trump Rally in Louisiana.
Monroe Civic Center is filling up.

https://tinyurl.com/y3hzqjfj

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (wiXsO)

479 That's no moon, that's a space station!

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (cfSRQ)

480 Listen, do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell?
Whoa-oh-oh, closer
Let me whisper in your ear
Say the words you long to hear
Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (PbpT7)

481 They say every man can be replaced
They say every distance is not near
But I remember every face
Of every man who put me here

I've seen my light come shining
From the west down to the east
Any day now
Any day now
I shall not kill myself

Posted by: Jeffrey still dead Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (ZLI7S)

482
They say that Richard Cory owns one half of this whole town,
With political connections to spread his wealth around.
Born into society, a banker's only child,
He had everything a man could want: Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

483 Luke...

Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: Darth Vader at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (Izzlo)

484 Frank Sinatra's Ghost

"Make yourself at home, Frank; hit somebody !"

Don Rickle's ghost

Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (arJlL)

485 Oh won't you gimme three steps

Gimme three steps Mister

Gimme three steps towards the door

Gimme three steps

Gimme three steps Mister

And Epstein didn't kill himself no more.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (q1Pj5)

486 All the girls have come
But the island now is gone
Clintons don't fear the Epstein
Or the Seth, or the Vince, or the Ron you can be like they are

Come on Jeffrey don't fear the Arkey

Put your head in this noose don't fear the Arkey
You can be like they are don't fear the Arkey

Gah ... Gah Gah ... Gah ... Gah

Posted by: Blew Oyster Cunt at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (j72Tr)

487 Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (iIUKh)

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!

Now that's stuck in my head for the next three months!

Posted by: reason at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (F26eZ)

488 Several of you are now immortalized in the sidebar.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (aS1PU)

489 Eric Ciaramella
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (85Gof)

HIS NAME WAS ERIC CIARAMELLA

Posted by: Project Mayhem at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (N52o2)

490 Just one more thing...

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Lt. Columbo at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (ak65k)

491 Gimme three steps

Gimme three steps Mister

And Epstein didn't kill himself no more.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (q1Pj5)


This song literally just popped into my head.......

Posted by: Sponge at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (Zz0t1)

492 So did the 'Epstein did not kill himself' meme start immediately when he died (and we knew he did not kill himself) or did it just seem to kick up the past week or so?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (2B9A/)

493 I love Christmas songs!



Epstein got garroted by the Clintons

Sittin' in his jail cell one eve,

You might say it was by his own hand ya

But there's no fuckin' way that I believe



Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 06:53 PM (iIUKh)

Burn in hell,

Burn in hell,
Epstein will burn, with his killers.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (1CjJc)

494 >>>468 Report: Fox News Management Forbids Hosts from Using Alleged Name of Ukraine Whistleblower

Eric Ciaramella

this sounds like Bill Sammon, who has quashed reporting on verified stories claiming that they're "conspiracy theories."

He forbade news reporters to report that the IG had changed the rules for whistleblower complaints, even though a reporter pointed to the changes which are recorded in the federal records.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (PbpT7)

495 Ace coming in strong with some Bono.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2019 06:56 PM (P6oXN)

496 His name was Jeffery Epstein, His name was Jeffery Epstein, and he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Project Mayhem at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (mU726)

497 My friends wonder why I call you all the time...what can I say.

Epstien didn't kill himself anyway.

They think maybe I need help but I know I'm right, al right.

I'm just better off knowing Epstein didn't kill himself.

But they insist on blowing my bliss
I tell you this

I only smile when they lie and I tell you why

Because Epstein didn't kill himself

Epstein.....didn't kill himself

Because Epstein didn't kill himself...and end his life.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (PD4UQ)

498 "When you drove up, did you notice a sign in front of my house that says "Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself?"

"Jimmie, you know I ain't seen..."

"Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said JEFFERY EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF?!"

Posted by: El-Kab Ong, Your Wife's Last Son of Krypton at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (datdl)

499 468
Report: Fox News Management Forbids Hosts from Using Alleged Name of Ukraine Whistleblower



Eric Ciaramella

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 06:54 PM (85Gof)

________


I've got a great idea for a new, win-win, viral meme: "Eric Ciaramella didn't kill Jeffrey Epstein."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (WqPYg)

500 All the girls have come
But the island now is gone
Clintons don't fear the Epstein
Or the Seth, or the Vince, or the Ron you can be like they are

Come on Jeffrey don't fear the Arkey

Put your head in this noose don't fear the Arkey
You can be like they are don't fear the Arkey

Gah ... Gah Gah ... Gah ... Gah
Posted by: Blew Oyster Cunt at November 06, 2019 06:55 PM (j72Tr)
-----
Needs more cowbell.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (3Z6pZ)

501 As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (H8QX8)

502 Trump is adding Pam Bondi to his communications team to combat impeachment. Asked for comment, Bondi said Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (sWM8x)

503 I don't know about that. My face is sore from smiling.Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 06:51 PM (aS1PU)

To each their own and Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

I think it would be more interesting to say-do different takes on "Epstein didn't kill himself. Someone was teaching him how to tie a dress tie with bed sheets" or Epstein didn't kill himself "He had a accident while dressing op as a mummy for a school play."

Etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (WI7YS)

504
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Epstein didn't kill himself."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (yQpMk)

505 Who doesn't know this assholes name yet. It's going to be the next meme.

Eric Ciaramella is the whistleblower

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (dpl9+)

506 de hyoid bone's connected to de...
oopty, not any more!

Posted by: Guy what strangled Epstein at November 06, 2019 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

507 And Hillary wept for there were no more Epsteins to strangle...benefits of a classical education.

Posted by: Boswell at November 06, 2019 06:58 PM (32YRo)

508 I was reading where the Libertarian Party was saying the Bevin supporters tears were "delicious" on their Facebook page.

In case anyone had any doubt this was just a front for the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Blago at November 06, 2019 06:58 PM (sjTfF)

509 If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to spend every day
'Til eternity passes away
saying Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 06:58 PM (PbpT7)

510 The meme started two weeks before he died. It kicked up a few days before oKeiffes new video.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 06, 2019 06:58 PM (htN0S)

511 Dear Mr. Kotter,

Jeffrey did not kill himself.

Signed,

Posted by: Epstein's Mother at November 06, 2019 06:58 PM (rBtIz)

512 Jeff-ry Epstein has a sheet around his neck
Jeff-ry Epstein has a sheet around his neck
Jeff-ry Epstein has a sheet around his neck
But he didn't kill himself

Glory glory hallelujah
Glory glory hallelujah
Glory glory hallelujah
But he didn't kill himself

Jeff-ries body got all burned up in the fire
Jeff-ries body got all burned up in the fire
Jeff-ries body got all burned up in the fire
But he didn't kill himself

Etc.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 06, 2019 06:58 PM (O8SrN)

513

Come sit in your cell
Ba rump a rump rump
We'll send you to hell
Ba rump a rump rump
We'll say you killed yourself
Ba rump a rump rump, rump a rump rump
In your bunk

Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 06:59 PM (iIUKh)

514 Most times you can't hear 'em talk
Other times you can.
All the same old cliche's
Epstein didn't kill himself
No ma'am
And you always seem outnumbered
You don't dare take a stand

Posted by: the Butcher at November 06, 2019 06:59 PM (DIosY)

515 Everybody loves somebody sometime,

Everybody falls in love somehow,

Something in your kiss just told me,

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Dino at November 06, 2019 06:59 PM (8/7u2)

516 At least Rispone is likeable in La. did not realize Bevin was so unpopular.
Predictit was awful last night. Blew the KY Gov and AG races big time

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 06:59 PM (HrSJb)

517 I think the only reason Schiff for brains eyes bug out is the surprise anal from that Hillary otter person.

Posted by: Old Blue at November 06, 2019 06:59 PM (VNmG1)

518 Fox former news is getting worse and worse

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 06:59 PM (85Gof)

519 Your mission, morons, should you choose to accept it, is to interject as many "Jeffrey Epstein did no kill himself"s into man on the street interviews, call in shows, and general otherwise meaningless conversations.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (1CjJc)

520 You're a whistleblower now, Eric Ciaramella!

Posted by: Hagrid at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (Izzlo)

521 Just leaned from Conservative Treehouse that Eric Cara-whatever his name is-is one of the glum Obama staffers in front of the WH-the ones wearing black in the picture after Trump was elected or inaugurated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (WI7YS)

522 "It was the heat of the moment
Telling me what your heart meant
The heat of the moment showed in your eyes"
And you knew Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (mp3W3)

523 Ha! Comrades!

Posted by: NOTSKI THAT GUYSKI at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (dhszW)

524 So, I'm standin' on line at the bank with my tongue up this chick's ass.

She turns to me and says "Excuse me. Do you know Epstein didn't kill himself?"

OOOoohhhhhhhh!!!!!

Posted by: Andrew "Dice" Clay at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (Zz0t1)

525 I'd like to teach the world to sing,

In perfect harmony,

And Jeff Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (cfSRQ)

526 "Dr. Livingston I presume.

What news have ye ?

Epstein didn't kill himself"

Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (arJlL)

527 Epstein didn't kill himself "He had a accident while dressing op as a mummy for a school play."

Desiccated old paedo, playing a New Kingdom pharaoh? He really went 'method' on that role

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:00 PM (ykYG2)

528 I've got a great idea for a new, win-win, viral meme: "Eric Ciaramella didn't kill Jeffrey Epstein."


Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for
the Price of One!!! at November 06, 2019 06:57 PM (WqPYg)


Not that we know of. But then again, he hasn't denied it.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (mU726)

529 Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. He jumped from the top bunk and had a fatal accident while using sheets as a parachute.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (WI7YS)

530 You keep saying that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.

I do not think that means what you think it means...

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (rBtIz)

531 I thought I got a Ciaramella in my Whitmans chocolate sampler.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

532 Zimmerman flew and Tyler knew that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (myjNJ)

533 Many of the Dem freshman who are goners from 2018 in GOP districts, are greasing in their pants.
They were will willing to vote for an inquiry, but not a real vote. Will they sacrifice for the Marxist team in Ok and South carolina?

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (HrSJb)

534 At least Rispone is likeable in La. did not realize Bevin was so unpopular.
Predictit was awful last night. Blew the KY Gov and AG races big time
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 06:59 PM (HrSJb)

I know nothing about Rispone but he's getting my vote because fuck ***ANYONE AND EVERYONE*** who flies the Democrat flag, which includes Jon Bel "I look vaguely like haphazardly arraigned human tissue" Edwards.

...
...
...And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Project Mayhem at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (N52o2)

535 Listen, if we can't beat a dead horse then Epstein didn't kill himself.

Whoa, Bessie. *tugs on rein* Everything's cool big girl. Sh sh sh sh....


Calm down now. That's better.


I admit I haven't brought her out much lately, but there's been a lot of other stuff happening. She said, "Ack!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (HaL55)

536 Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. He jumped from the top bunk and had a fatal accident while using sheets as a parachute.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2019 07:01 PM (WI7YS)


That's the spirit!

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 06, 2019 07:02 PM (aS1PU)

537 Epstein didn't kill himself nood.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 06, 2019 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)

538 It seems a pity, but I do not think I can write more.

For God's sake look after our people.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Robert Falcon Scott at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (N52o2)

539 521. Right. I hear there is a tape of him saying the Coup begins now in 2017.
DOJ should do a money trail on the guy for offshore accounts

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (HrSJb)

540 Epstein kilt himself after I played 'Feelings' on the bagpipes.

Posted by: AG Barr at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (COzlW)

541 When your hyoid bone breaks
Your suicide was a fake,

That's a murder

Posted by: josephistan at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (Izzlo)

542 How many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, and how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry?
Yes, and how many deaths will it take 'til he knows
Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself?

Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (BiNEL)

543 So did the 'Epstein did not kill himself' meme start immediately when he died (and we knew he did not kill himself) or did it just seem to kick up the past week or so?

It kicked off when @jacksoffwithlittleboys got caught banning people who observed that, in fact, Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (ykYG2)

544 Epstien.kill.self = False;

Posted by: LearnedToCode at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (FhXTo)

545 al-baghdadi is dead and Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

546 You can never let a crisis go to waste.

And what I mean by that is, Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Rahm Emanuel at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (Zz0t1)

547 >>>It kicked off when @jacksoffwithlittleboys got caught banning people who observed that, in fact, Epstein did not kill himself.


does that reedy looking tosser actually go for young ones?

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (PbpT7)

548 Is Joncelli here? Epstein Didn't Kill Himself should be his (her?) preferred pronoun at work.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (COzlW)

549 >>>541 When your hyoid bone breaks
Your suicide was a fake,

That's a murder

hahaha!

call-back!

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (PbpT7)

550 534. Edwards plays the pro life card, even though he supports Obama's abortion care. We, and Trump needs this pickup, to offset Kentucky

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (HrSJb)

551 Yeah, I'm goin' to Jackson,
Look out Jackson town.

Well, go on down to Jackson,
go ahead and wreck your health.

Go play your hand, you big-talkin' man,

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: June Carter & Johnny Cash at November 06, 2019 07:04 PM (8/7u2)

552 My baby takes the mornin' train!
She kills from nine to five an' then --
She takes another home again,
Once Epstein's hyoid's broken!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at November 06, 2019 07:05 PM (F26eZ)

553 Jeff Sessions puts his hat in the ring for
Senate. This should be interesting.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:05 PM (wiXsO)

554
Early to bed, early to rise
Epstein d'int kill himselfy and dies

Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 07:05 PM (iIUKh)

555 Fenelon, doesn't look like him. His pic has been all over various online places, and there's not even really much resemblance, hair color is different.


Whatever. I believe he was detailed to the NSC at the time, so he could hae been there, and we know he would have shown the same reaction as the others in that wonderful photo.


same-same

Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (QDnY+)

556 Marxists lost 2 Attorney General seats last night . giving the GOP a majority of 27-23. Soros must be pissed

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (HrSJb)

557 553 Jeff Sessions puts his hat in the ring for
Senate. This should be interesting.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:05 PM (wiXsO)

He will probably win

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (85Gof)

558 does that reedy looking tosser actually go for young ones?

No, I just assume that all the elites who ban people complaining about paedo have, themselves, invites to the Eyes Wide Shut parties.

feel free to delete #543 if there is legal involved.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (ykYG2)

559 I am an old woman ... some call me a bollard
My old man is another ... perv that's grown old
If servers were lightning - and I got what I desired
I'd wipe one with a cloth - and get the job that I'm owed

Hang me an Epstein ... that flies to that island
Find me a husband ... that don't chase every ho'
Just gimme' one term ... that I can hold on to
You deplorables are givin' me ... such a hard way to go

Posted by: John Prine Sings the Blues at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (j72Tr)

560 Abc squashed Epstein to appease the Queen and Bill Clinton.
NBC/Comcast squashed Weinstein to appease Bubba and GodZillary.
So I ask why do Conservatives still watch Network Football?

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:07 PM (HrSJb)

561
My honey, my baby
Don't keep the story cloaked in stealth
She said don't gimme no lies
Epstein didn't kill him self

Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 07:08 PM (iIUKh)

562 Did you ever want to slaughter zombies en masse while playing as the 45th President of the United States?
Zombicide is a game that's been around for several years. And as the name suggests, the object of the game is for the players to slaughter large quantities of zombies (it's a cooperative game). The 2nd edition of the game is currently up on Kickstarter. And as usual, many of the characters depicted by the figures in the stretch goals look vaguely familiar. For instance, there's the President 42 fella, who the artwork depicts as a silver-haired man swinging a golf club. President 43 is chomping a cigar, while wielding a pistol in each hand. Next they added Her Majesty, who's carrying a mini-gun. And most recently, they added President 44, and President 45. The latter is carrying an assault rifle. Or perhaps it's an AR-15.
Figured I'd mention this.

Posted by: junior at November 06, 2019 07:08 PM (3j/W4)

563 He would have shot himself twice in the back of the head, but then what would he do with the rifle?
Posted by: wth

---

If the rifle was made of ice...

Posted by: RKae at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (DQebX)

564 Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: Jeffrey Epstein no kill himself...
Captain: What you say!!

Posted by: 1999 again at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (CDCKr)

565 553. I agree Never. Sessions is the only one that knocks Roy Moore out for good, and is a 25 point winner against Abortion Dem Jones.
We cannot f$%k around. We need that pickup to keep the Senate in 2020

Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (HrSJb)

566 That wasn't really Robach. It was just some gal at a Kentucky firing range.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (Ndje9)

567 He will probably win
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:06 PM (85Gof)
**************
Trump and Sessions are going to have to kiss and make up.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (wiXsO)

568
You see they wanted him real bad
And he was about to give in
That's when they opened his cell
To a friend of Clint-in

My honey, my baby
Don't keep the story cloaked in stealth
She said don't gimme no lies
Epstein didn't kill him self

Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (iIUKh)

569 Fooled you all. We hired a body double. Party on the island!

Posted by: Jeff Epstein at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (C1Lsn)

570
Jefferee Epstein's dead
Oh no no no nooo
but he didn't
kill himself

Posted by: freaked at November 06, 2019 07:11 PM (Tnijr)

571 Sessions is the only one that knocks Roy Moore out for good, and is a 25 point winner against Abortion Dem Jones.
We cannot f$%k around. We need that pickup to keep the Senate in 2020
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (HrSJb)

Yup I agree 100%

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (85Gof)

572 This thread is setting some sort of record. I don't know what it is, but it's some sort of record.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (CDGwz)

573 Ain't you the guy who used to set the paces
Riding up in front of a hundred faces
I don't suppose you would remember me
But I used to follow you back in sixty-three
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: mrtmz at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (m/Gc2)

574
Alexa, did Jeffery Epstein kill himself?

Alexa: "No"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (CDGwz)

575 There are so many things I would love to put on
FB. But sigh I can not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:14 PM (85Gof)

576 I wish I was an apple
Hangin' in a tree
And every time my sweetheart passed
She's whisper this to me

"Epstein didn't kill himself"

Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 07:15 PM (arJlL)

577 There are so many things I would love to put on
FB. But sigh I can not
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Can you put some kind of computer chip in people's fillings that announces "Epstein didn't kill himself" ?

Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (arJlL)

578 Sessions is the only one that knocks Roy Moore out for good, and is a 25 point winner against Abortion Dem Jones.
We cannot f$%k around. We need that pickup to keep the Senate in 2020
Posted by: Jonah at November 06, 2019 07:09 PM (HrSJb)

Yup I agree 100%
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 06, 2019 07:12 PM (85Gof)
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I agree too. Don't forget Tommy Tuberville is also running.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 07:16 PM (wiXsO)

579 The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "Epstein did not kill himself."

Posted by: Things Rorschach WOULD have said at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (2B9A/)

580 "Jodl, I haff one question"

"Did Epstein kill himself ?"

Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (arJlL)

581 Epstein, Epstein you bought it sight unseen
You knew too much to live, Bill said you die, bye-bye

Posted by: Glenn Frey at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (1sNHT)

582 576 I wish I was an apple
Hangin' in a tree
And every time my sweetheart passed
She's whisper this to me

"Epstein didn't kill himself"
Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 07:15 PM (arJlL)

Ricky Nelson in Rio Bravo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 07:18 PM (2B9A/)

583 My hats off to the unelected, self-appointed Guardians of Democracy!

Posted by: Nan Sequitor at November 06, 2019 07:21 PM (YOhRS)

584
Once upon a midnight dreary, while Jeff pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a taint and Lolita junket of forgotten lore--
While He nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my jail cell door.
"Tis some visitor" he muttered, "tapping at my jail cell doo--Only this and nothing more."

Quoth the Clinton, "Suicide some more"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger, In a Holiday Sweater at November 06, 2019 07:22 PM (iIUKh)

585 I'll look down and whisper "Epstein did not kill himself."
Posted by: Things Rorschach WOULD have said at November 06, 2019 07:17 PM (2B9A/)
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You forgot "race traitors"

Posted by: HBO's Reconditioned Rorschach Simulcrum at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (YOhRS)

586 ..
What was that bunt upset about, really?
Was she pissed because a bunch of little girls were raped and abused or was she pissed because she didn't get credit for the story?

Posted by: Mongo at November 06, 2019 07:23 PM (pHl8P)

587 "Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain.
Where the waving wheat can sure smell sweet
when the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma, every night my honey-lamb and I
sit alone and talk, and watch a hawk making lazy
circles in the sky."
Over Jeffrey Epstein's corpse and you know he didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2019 07:26 PM (mp3W3)

588 You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Barkin' at the shelf
Weeeeeeellll, you ain't never caught a rabbit
And Epsein didnt kill hisself !

Posted by: JT at November 06, 2019 07:37 PM (arJlL)

589 Sessions is the only one that knocks Roy Moore out for good, and is a 25 point winner against Abortion Dem Jones.
We cannot f$%k around. We need that pickup to keep the Senate in 2020


How do we know that Sessions hasn't become a Never Trumper?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. at November 06, 2019 08:47 PM (lD3vL)

590
Professor Leakey Anus discovered Epsteins bones in Alduvei Gorge.Siad they looked like they were savaged by animals.Anthropopos are never wrong.

Posted by: saf at November 07, 2019 06:06 AM (5IHGB)

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