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Project Veritas Publishes Leaked Hot Tape of ABC Reporter Saying She Had "Everything" on Epstein Story For Three Years But Network Kept Killing It And Telling Her "Nobody Knows Who Epstein Is, This Story is Stupid"
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 05, 2019 12:02 PM (3rpII)
Posted by: CN at November 05, 2019 12:03 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 05, 2019 12:03 PM (3rpII)
Posted by: kathysaysso at November 05, 2019 12:03 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2019 12:04 PM (9CkBG)
Seems to me that the former Miss Georgia is a talking head, not a reporter.
Posted by: Zombie Walter White at November 05, 2019 12:04 PM (1XNk8)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2019 12:04 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: paveknife at November 05, 2019 12:05 PM (NqPcP)
Posted by: squeakywheel at November 05, 2019 12:05 PM (nLfwG)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 05, 2019 12:05 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: overit at November 05, 2019 12:05 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 05, 2019 12:05 PM (Jegd5)
Posted by: G marks the spot at November 05, 2019 12:06 PM (ZJ/ol)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2019 12:06 PM (KTBXS)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:06 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2019 12:04 PM (9CkBG)
What's funny is that even the original Ahoyboy on Twitter had to admit that Ace's rant was funny.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 05, 2019 12:06 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 05, 2019 12:06 PM (njGOs)
Posted by: Joey Bideny at November 05, 2019 12:06 PM (G546f)
"Nobody knows who Brett Kavanaugh is.. it is a stupid story."
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 05, 2019 12:07 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: IC at November 05, 2019 12:07 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: overit at November 05, 2019 12:07 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 05, 2019 12:07 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 05, 2019 12:07 PM (K8LjS)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:07 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: The Huge Manatee at November 05, 2019 12:07 PM (3Z6pZ)
Careful, that guy is all BEEFCAKE.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: overit at November 05, 2019
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I bet Epstein's files would have made J Edgar jealous.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (KTBXS)
Posted by: overit at November 05, 2019 12:07 PM (sI15f)
******
Bubba is nothing more than a Pimp in the Deep State
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (vEIlU)
Guys. Epstein wasnt killed because he had the goods on pedo-verts.
Epstein was killed because all the "foreign aid" kickbacks and foreign slush fund funds were laundered thru his "financial services" company.
You dont really think he earned BILLIONS by timing the stock market now do you???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: G marks the spot at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (ZJ/ol)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (G0vdT)
Nice job, lofo pablum-feeders.
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (YOhRS)
it's GOING to blow up, one way or another, i believe.
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2019 12:09 PM (bW2bs)
At this point, Epstein *did* kill himself is the conspiracy theory and I'm not joking.
Also, and this is just me being extra bitchy, here I thought part of journalism was finding out stuff people didn't know and telling it to them. Silly,silly me.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 05, 2019 12:09 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2019 12:09 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 05, 2019 12:09 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Anna's 2nd favorite plane, the Curtiss SB2C Helldiver at November 05, 2019 12:09 PM (D9emQ)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:09 PM (4L8Yt)
He had to have a blackmail book somewhere.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 05, 2019 12:09 PM (ayFCE)
It's how I did it!
/hil...*shart*..lary
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2019 12:09 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Galil at November 05, 2019 12:09 PM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (LISuA)
that got me....I lol'd
Posted by: overit at November 05, 2019 12:09 PM (sI15f)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2019 12:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: The Rev. Colonel David French, A Xantastic Guy! at November 05, 2019 12:10 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 05, 2019 12:10 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: overit at November 05, 2019 12:07 PM (sI15f)
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You can't be sure. Epstein gained his money the old fashioned way: He extorted it.
He extorted a lot of money from a lot of people--which just indicates how many rich and powerful sickos there are out there.
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2019 12:10 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2019 12:10 PM (macz7)
They'll get to it just as soon as they wrap up the Vegas shooter.
And the St. Valentine's Day massacre.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2019 12:10 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2019 12:10 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 05, 2019 12:06 PM (wCmLp)
The funny thing really is that if you start reading down into the thread from First Mate Mandel's tweet, at least half the responses are "pro-Ace".
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2019 12:10 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 05, 2019 12:10 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2019 12:11 PM (i/wJA)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 05, 2019 12:11 PM (G546f)
Posted by: overit at November 05, 2019 12:07 PM (sI15f)
Bill is a syphilitic half-wit. The machine was Hillary's baby.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at November 05, 2019 12:11 PM (J+mig)
WT...
oh, "talking head"
Nevermind.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (6qErC)
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Yeah.
I had to read that twice too.
Sigh.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2019 12:11 PM (KTBXS)
27 OT 5.7 billion robo calls last month...our government can't even do the simplest shit.
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (X/Pw5)
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Why isn't anyone running on this as an issue?
Posted by: MAGA at November 05, 2019 12:11 PM (kwNyM)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 05, 2019 12:11 PM (tL/BP)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2019 12:11 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:11 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:12 PM (1CjJc)
*******
'DWTS' Viewer Meltdown: How Can Dems Win in 2020 'If We Can't Even' Vote Off Sean Spicer'
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 05, 2019 12:12 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2019 12:10 PM (9CkBG)
I saw that. A lot of people pointing out that the whole thread was a perfect illustration of what Ace was talking about. The Ahoyboys really don't understand how disliked they are.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 05, 2019 12:12 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:12 PM (1CjJc)
I thought we were writing in Conan the Dog
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 05, 2019 12:12 PM (G546f)
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (G0vdT)
I was promised there would be no math on this blog...
but that's very true. august 2016 would have been a VERY BAD TIME for pedo related information to come out on a certain presidential candidate of the non-deplorable persuasion...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 05, 2019 12:12 PM (8D42x)
Seth Mandel and Tom Nichols, that's who.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2019 12:09 PM (bW2bs)
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That's "expert dope" to you, buster!
Posted by: Tom Nichols, Expert In All Things at November 05, 2019 12:12 PM (LISuA)
I think the Clintons were small potatoes compared to some of the people Epstein hung out with.
The ones we *haven't* heard about, because he's dead.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: MAGA at November 05, 2019 12:11 PM (kwNyM)
*******
because the just spoof local numbers now
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 05, 2019 12:10 PM (mf5HN)
Careful now, Alex. I'd hate to have to tell everyone who's team you're on.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (9CkBG)
She sure ain't no Max Headroom
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (vI+F1)
alt-rightnik ace, pbuh, is our shelf cult leader
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 05, 2019 12:11 PM (G546f)
Ace's shelf did not hang itself.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:12 PM (1CjJc)
I haven't voted yet...Conan and Epstein didn't kill himself will be on my ballot
Posted by: overit at November 05, 2019 12:14 PM (sI15f)
Ah, excellent point.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2019 12:14 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (9CkBG)
She plays for both teams. This is well known.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 05, 2019 12:14 PM (wCmLp)
3 years prior to the story finally breaking, you mean?
So, like, since 2014.
So, like, when hillary clinton, close fiend of Weinstein, was beginning her campaign?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2019 12:14 PM (bW2bs)
Posted by: overit at November 05, 2019 12:07 PM (sI15f)
Bill is a syphilitic half-wit. The machine was Hillary's baby.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at November 05, 2019 12:11 PM (J+mig)
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**shifty look lest and right**
**giggles**
Posted by: Chelsea at November 05, 2019 12:14 PM (KTBXS)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2019 12:14 PM (macz7)
She'd have been Miss America if she could have learned to hum.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:14 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 05, 2019 12:15 PM (0OmEj)
Take it to the bank.
Erectile Dysfunction killed him?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (WI7YS)
It is not hard to understand this!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 05, 2019 12:15 PM (JFO2v)
Awww, BC is here!
Carrots for everyone!
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Carrots? Do those taste ok with midday bourbon? Asking for an interested friend.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 05, 2019 12:15 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Mirror Universe ABC News at November 05, 2019 12:15 PM (u9OP6)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:12 PM (1CjJc)
damn, that would have been great. didn't think of it when i voted either.
wonder if they'd let me pull a democrat and vote again so i can write that in...
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 05, 2019 12:15 PM (8D42x)
kickbacks and foreign slush fund funds were laundered thru his
"financial services" company.
You dont really think he earned BILLIONS by timing the stock market now do you???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (8XRCm)
It's all right there...on the computers that were gone when the Feds finally got around to raiding his island home...5 weeks after he was arrested...It all adds up people!!
Posted by: Timon at November 05, 2019 12:15 PM (dKm4U)
They'll end up on the hook for all of those Insurance Settlements.
Ask Arco how that sort of shit works out.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:15 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: overit
...........
no evidence.. it is long gone. probably done by ex-spooks who know what they are doing.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 05, 2019 12:15 PM (so+oy)
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Well... she aint wrong.
It really sucks when you realize your perceived view of the world is totally different than actual reality.
For most of us normals, that happens at age 9 or 10. Devastating when youre in your 30's.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:16 PM (8XRCm)
...especially rich ritzy White people murdering each other and stuff
Posted by: Andersonville Cooper Vanderbilt Gettysburg at November 05, 2019 12:16 PM (8KSPd)
Fake Indian says she's gonna give military a raise!
Fake Indian promises to cut veteran suicides in half!
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2019 12:16 PM (bW2bs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2019 12:14 PM (macz7)
Look at night time satellite pics of North Korea for glimpse of the future.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 05, 2019 12:16 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Chelsea at November 05, 2019 12:16 PM (KTBXS)
Posted by: mugiwara at November 05, 2019 12:17 PM (p9Acv)
The ones we *haven't* heard about, because he's dead.
Start with Les Wexner and work back from there. You get all kinds of super rich people like the Bronfman the and Rothchilds, the mob and the FBI not to mention foreign spooks and governments.
One thing for damn sure this wasn't solely about a pedo ring. Money laundering on a global footprint would be my guess.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2019 12:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mirror Universe ABC News at November 05, 2019 12:15 PM (u9OP6)
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Except it was "proof" of the "larger story" that Trump's fans are dangerous and glib harassers of minorities.
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2019 12:17 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2019 12:17 PM (cEsBM)
Lulz:
Fake Indian says she'll partly pay for her stupid medicare for all plan with "immigration reform," ie, Amnesty.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2019 12:17 PM (bW2bs)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 05, 2019 12:17 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: William Eaton at November 05, 2019 12:18 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (9CkBG)
SHIN KICK
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 05, 2019 12:18 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2019 12:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2019 12:18 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:09 PM (4L8Yt)
He is still taking the spotlight from Bill which is a good thing until he goes to jail.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 05, 2019 12:18 PM (K8LjS)
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 05, 2019 12:18 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 05, 2019 12:18 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2019 12:18 PM (oVJmc)
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That's why he wasn't at school today.
Posted by: Epstein's Mother at November 05, 2019 12:19 PM (YOhRS)
I INVENTED THAT ABOUT OAKLAND SO YOU CAN'T STEAL IT !
Posted by: Gertrude Stein, bitches !! at November 05, 2019 12:19 PM (8KSPd)
Immediately demand they go to 100% renewables.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2019 12:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:19 PM (jA4b7)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 05, 2019 12:18 PM (mf5HN)
*frolics with a limp*
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2019 12:19 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Epsteins Mother at November 05, 2019 12:20 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2019 12:20 PM (NWiLs)
It's terrible that Amy Robach had to go and kill herself like that.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 05, 2019 12:18 PM (oZ6kz)
It's funny that she is naive to the point that she is last one to find out what "journalists" really are.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:20 PM (1CjJc)
Meanwhile, any middle-aged women with a woohoo could get airtime claiming a Justice kavanaugh raped them or something. During that time, Epstein and his clients were raping young girls and probably worse.
I loathe the pressholes with every ounce of my being
Posted by: oddnot at November 05, 2019 12:20 PM (dTY8v)
Epstein was worse than any Bond villian. ABC suits are obviously lying when they said it wouldn't be a hot story
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 05, 2019 12:20 PM (KFP/O)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 05, 2019 12:20 PM (tL/BP)
Take it to the bank.
Erectile Dysfunction killed him?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (WI7YS)
It is not hard to understand this!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 05, 2019 12:15 PM (JFO2v)
We could do a pole on this.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2019 12:20 PM (KTBXS)
Immediately demand they go to 100% renewables.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2019 12:19 PM (oVJmc)
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NEW JOKE:
How did Californians light their homes before they had candles????
....WITH ELECTRICITY!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (8XRCm)
They did in the 60s. But nobody wrote in all caps except for comic books.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (KZzsI)
California is gonna collectivize PG&E so it can be properly managed.
Immediately demand they go to 100% renewables.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Let Venezuela show the way!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (aKsyK)
Your government electricity ration has been increased from 4 hours to 3 hours a day!
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (Y9zp1)
Lulz:
The fake big takeaway from the fake testimony from the fired ambassador is she "felt threatened" by President Trump's mention of her corrupt ass in the phone call with Ukraine president.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (bW2bs)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2019 12:20 PM (KTBXS)
Ettes only.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (9CkBG)
Ask Natalie?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (6qErC)
Take it to the bank.
Erectile Dysfunction killed him?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (WI7YS)
It is not hard to understand this!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 05, 2019 12:15 PM (JFO2v)
We could do a pole on this.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2019 12:20 PM (KTBXS)
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It might make a vas deferens on how the story turns out!!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Excellent observation!
Posted by: Alice McD at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (E+yET)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 05, 2019 12:22 PM (8bFEc)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 05, 2019 12:22 PM (tL/BP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2019 12:22 PM (oVJmc)
embrace the wonder and power of "and" / "both", Mister Jack Straw
Posted by: Andersonville Cooper Vanderbilt Gettysburg at November 05, 2019 12:22 PM (8KSPd)
Ask Natalie?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (6qErC)
What's the only kind of wood that doesn't float?
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 05, 2019 12:22 PM (N4xQB)
Epstein had a note from his mother saying ' He won't be killing himself today'.
Posted by: Easy Andy
When Epstein's Mother Met Sylvia's Mother
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2019 12:22 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Epstein's Mom's Note at November 05, 2019 12:22 PM (oZ6kz)
Lulz:
The fake big takeaway from the fake testimony from the fired ambassador is she "felt threatened" by President Trump's mention of her corrupt ass in the phone call with Ukraine president.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (bW2bs)
Again, what it boils down to is the bureaucracy attempting to unseat the president using feelz. It's peak 21st century.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 05, 2019 12:22 PM (RD7QR)
Fuck you, bitch. Ambassadors serve at the pleasure of the Executive.
You were kicked to the curb for being an Obama whore. Go suck a Biden dick.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:22 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2019 12:23 PM (ymnmz)
Hmm. Thought he was tied up.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2019 12:23 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 05, 2019 12:10 PM (mf5HN)
Careful now, Alex. I'd hate to have to tell everyone who's team you're on.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (9CkBG)
Dumb phone.
AEW or NXT?*
Posted by: Buzzion at November 05, 2019 12:23 PM (8bFEc)
Here, have a corgi (may be a repeat).
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9381335552/
h94F4B7C1/animal-basically-how-im
-handling-life-edorkyborky-weeeeeeeeee-oh-no
Posted by: DaveA at November 05, 2019 12:23 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2019 12:23 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Epstein's Mom's Note at November 05, 2019 12:22 PM (oZ6kz)
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.... now THAT would be a noose story.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2019 12:23 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 05, 2019 12:23 PM (vEIlU)
She's a Browns fan, right?
No shame worse than that, is there?
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (bW2bs)
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What with Ukraine alleging that she told them in a closed-door meeting who they could and couldn't prosecute--and by the way, she's not signing off on diplomatic visas for anybody who might want to tell the president!
It's terrible that Trump talked about her as corrupt and canned her ass.
Posted by: Epstein's Mother at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (6qErC)
I'm starting to wonder if the path to the leftist heart isn't through their distrust of the police.
It's not a very large gap for the spark to cross between not trusting the police and not trusting the rest of the government, and that maybe an authoritarian state might come after you for wrongthink someday.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (yL25O)
Lulz:
The fake big takeaway from the fake testimony from the fired ambassador is she "felt threatened" by President Trump's mention of her corrupt ass in the phone call with Ukraine president.
Feelings...
wo-wo-wo..
Nothing more than feelings...
wo-wo-wo...
And LTC Buddyfucker's feelings about the phone call are what we are currently supposed to be concerned about.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (9CkBG)
Knot with our media
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (6qErC)
...
You're going to leave us hanging?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (yL25O)
She's a Browns fan, right?
No shame worse than that, is there?
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (4L8Yt)
[hangs head, weeps softly]
Posted by: joncelli, lifelong Redskins fan at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 05, 2019 12:25 PM (q80AH)
Please excuse Jeffrey from prison, he's all choked up about this whole situation."
Hmm. Thought he was tied up.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2019 12:23 PM (6qErC)
Signed Epstein's Mother.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2019 12:25 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The ABC Wayback Machine at November 05, 2019 12:25 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:25 PM (jA4b7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2019 12:25 PM (6qErC)
Palm Beach Post. They've been relentless on this for years.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2019 12:25 PM (ZLI7S)
154 .... now THAT would be a noose story."
Knot with our media
Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (6qErC)
...
You're going to leave us hanging?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (yL25O)
It's a trapdoor!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 05, 2019 12:25 PM (1CjJc)
Take it to the bank.
Erectile Dysfunction killed him?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (WI7YS)
It is not hard to understand this!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 05, 2019 12:15 PM (JFO2v)
We could do a pole on this.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2019 12:20 PM (KTBXS)
A straight Up or Down pole?
Posted by: Epsteins Mother at November 05, 2019 12:25 PM (JFO2v)
No shame worse than that, is there?
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (4L8Yt)
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She's already undertall. You have to make it worse?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2019 12:25 PM (yL25O)
https://babylonbee.com/news/hidden-bible-code-reveals-epstein-didnt-kill-himself
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 05, 2019 12:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Bill & Hill at November 05, 2019 12:26 PM (UGKMd)
Immediately demand they go to 100% renewables.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Let Venezuela show the way!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (aKsyK)
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This is so going to have an "Atlas Shrugged" ending.
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2019 12:26 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 05, 2019 12:26 PM (oZ6kz)
No shame worse than that, is there?
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:24 PM (4L8Yt)
*hands on hips*
I am also an Indians fan, thank you very much.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 05, 2019 12:26 PM (mf5HN)
Epstein's Mother
Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2019 12:26 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:22 PM (4L8Yt)
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But it's the State Department "experts" that count!
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2019 12:26 PM (YOhRS)
She sure ain't no Max Headroom
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2019 12:13 PM (vI+F1)
More like Minnie Boobroom, amirite?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2019 12:26 PM (/sgva)
It might make a vas deferens on how the story turns out!!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (8XRCm)
There is a vas deferens between men and women!
Posted by: Epsteins Mother at November 05, 2019 12:26 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:26 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 05, 2019 12:27 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:27 PM (jA4b7)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2019 12:27 PM (JFO2v)
Flew progtards to his island and his island was fly
Them good ole boys who're boinking children did lie
Singin' this will be the day he should die
This will be the day he will die
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 05, 2019 12:27 PM (+y/Ru)
and I heard a couple times, the two med examiners doing the autopsy did not say suicide, but they were overruled from above ... that is why the proper further investigation did not occur.
Why, after the first suicide attempt, Barr was not more aggressive on protecting this key witness .. open for debate. Does the Weinner laptop even exist now? Is Haspel covering for the fake CIA whistle blower, helping run the op against Trump (and against the Republic)? ... tick tock ...
Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2019 12:27 PM (Cus5s)
...oops, not anymore
Posted by: Fat Elvis at November 05, 2019 12:27 PM (v0R5T)
I am also an Indians fan, thank you very much.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 05, 2019 12:26 PM (mf5HN)
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"Hands on Hips" makes a good Indian name.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 05, 2019 12:27 PM (X+a7J)
Well she will get a great Xmas bonus.
Posted by: Paladin at November 05, 2019 12:28 PM (AF+lo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:25 PM (jA4b7)
Because BC has graced us with his presence.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 05, 2019 12:28 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: spitballs at November 05, 2019 12:28 PM (WX+x0)
I am also an Indians fan, thank you very much.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 05, 2019 12:26 PM (mf5HN)
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"Hands on Hips" makes a good Indian name.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:27 PM (8XRCm)
My people call it "akimbo."
Posted by: Fauxcahontas Warren at November 05, 2019 12:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:28 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2019 12:28 PM (0S5b6)
Like you could reach my hips.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:26 PM (4L8Yt)
Because you're such a good guy, a bit of friendly advice....absolutely open any packages you get that are roughly the size of an emu.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2019 12:28 PM (9CkBG)
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at November 05, 2019 12:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 05, 2019 12:29 PM (fTFPL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:29 PM (jA4b7)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:27 PM (8XRCm)
For a Biden tribe.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:29 PM (1CjJc)
Yes. Epstein had all those VIP from around the globe on his island, partying it up with the young people/fetishes they prefer, and there were not side deals made? Think it was more of a networking vehicle (and his own vice) than the whole business.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2019 12:29 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Violent retard at November 05, 2019 12:29 PM (ldmQR)
It might make a vas deferens on how the story turns out!!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019
At first glans that would appear to be true.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 05, 2019 12:29 PM (OSgHz)
Maaaaaybe
Epstein -> Wexner -> Bronfman -> Clinton -> NVXIM
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:27 PM (8XRCm)
For a Biden tribe.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:29 PM (1CjJc)
His Indian name is Joseph Sniffing Hair
Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (Z2HD7)
25s
BREAKING: AT&T to pay $60 million in FTC settlement for allegedly misleading millions with "unlimited" data plans - The Hill
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (jA4b7)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:27 PM (8XRCm)
For a Biden tribe.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:29 PM (1CjJc)
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Then it'd have to be "Hands with greasy palms"
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (N4xQB)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (me09k)
In prison, he was only a liability.
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (YOhRS)
https://bit.ly/2pNbFsO
Poor reporterette kept the film rolling.
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (98WNR)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 05, 2019 12:31 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:31 PM (fK2gX)
The list of people who could lose out if he was alive to squeal is monumental.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 05, 2019 12:31 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (N4xQB)
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Taking a page out of Clinton's play book.
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2019 12:31 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (N4xQB)
Because it's controversial. Because then she/the media can deride all those opposed as bigots. Meanwhile the actual bullshit she believes goes undiscussed in the mainstream.
Posted by: BCochran1981 at November 05, 2019 12:31 PM (9CkBG)
Your monthly reminder that Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary and they killed Kubrick before he could expose more.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 05, 2019 12:30 PM (oZ6kz)
Ohhh now there's a conspiracy theory I haven't heard in awhile.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 05, 2019 12:31 PM (mf5HN)
A Christmas Story, 'Drink More Ovaltine' secret message.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:32 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 05, 2019 12:32 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Augustine at November 05, 2019 12:32 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: The ABC Wayback Machine at November 05, 2019 12:32 PM (vtcmf)
It is one thing to have rich and powerful friends to get you out of a jam.
It's another to have "too many" rich and powerful friends.
Posted by: Paladin at November 05, 2019 12:32 PM (AF+lo)
So, pay the FTC the tiniest fraction of your ill-gotten gains and we're good?
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2019 12:32 PM (98WNR)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 05, 2019 12:32 PM (JoUsr)
..........
Apparently, Mr. Obrador likes his head attached to his neck, thank you very much.
Posted by: wth at November 05, 2019 12:32 PM (v0R5T)
Apparently there is a connection via the Bronfmans, I think? The NXIVM stuff included NY city/state politicians (including Clintons, Podesta), Hollywood, and Mexico (Salinas' son was a member, helped them smuggle young women into US).
There *has* to be some overlap there that is yet to be uncovered.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2019 12:32 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (X/Pw5)
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Why isn't anyone running on this as an issue?
Posted by: MAGA at November 05, 2019 12:11 PM (kwNyM)
Behold the power of Big Robo
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 05, 2019 12:33 PM (X+a7J)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 05, 2019 12:33 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2019 12:33 PM (98WNR)
Posted by: clutch at November 05, 2019 12:33 PM (27kPR)
We've just suffered a major setback in the process to become adoptive parents. Pooky's former therapist refused to sign the recommendation form, and now our social worker wants us to withdraw from the program. Please pray for us as we try to figure out how to move forward.
Posted by: pookysgirl, rooting for localized theocracy at November 05, 2019 12:33 PM (XKZwp)
But alas, I have no trouble getting my spring lawn clean up done at a very competitive price.
Posted by: dananjcon at November 05, 2019 12:33 PM (u6xw0)
I can't imagine why they are so mean to him now. It's a real mystery.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2019 12:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ever at November 05, 2019 12:33 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2019 12:34 PM (NWiLs)
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I can't decide if that's a joke, or you actually mean that.
It's Ralphie from Christmas Story, decoding a secret message from Little Orphan Annie show with this decoder that he sent away for.
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2019 12:34 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:34 PM (jA4b7)
I am so sorry.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:34 PM (1CjJc)
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Much grace, pg. That stinks.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2019 12:34 PM (yL25O)
OK. Maybe that's an unfortunate turn of phrase for this subject.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2019 12:34 PM (me09k)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 05, 2019 12:35 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Bill & Hill
Ahh the ole "O'Keefe commits suicide, implicated in GMA Host's murder" - type of headline?
Posted by: Boswell at November 05, 2019 12:35 PM (32YRo)
I need to get my INSOMNIVM sex cult up and running. First, to identify someone rich and gullible....
Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2019 12:34 PM (NWiLs)
I sense a pounce coming on, and perhaps not a good one.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:35 PM (1CjJc)
*hides the chili*
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:34 PM (jA4b7)
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Can I suggest we hide the carrots?
Oh, and I know what all you terrible people are going to say now.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2019 12:35 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: pookysgirl, rooting for localized theocracy at November 05, 2019 12:33 PM (XKZwp)
Oh man. I'm really sorry.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2019 12:35 PM (NWiLs)
California is gonna collectivize PGE so it can be properly managed.
Immediately demand they go to 100% renewables.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Let Venezuela show the way!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2019 12:21 PM (aKsyK)
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This is so going to have an "Atlas Shrugged" ending.
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2019 12:26 PM (G0vdT)
The locomotive int he tunnel being run by a bureaucrat, right? What do i win?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2019 12:35 PM (ymnmz)
Thanks for all the stripping advice guys. I'll be taking it and going all in.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 05, 2019 12:35 PM (nRWPy)
Not touching it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:35 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 05, 2019 12:35 PM (nRWPy)
This your first time on the pole?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2019 12:35 PM (NWiLs)
OK. Maybe that's an unfortunate turn of phrase for this subject.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2019 12:34 PM (me09k)
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Just the way we would have done it.
Posted by: NBC News at November 05, 2019 12:36 PM (YOhRS)
https://babylonbee.com/news/fringe-conspiracy-theorist-believes-epstein-committed-suicide
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 05, 2019 12:36 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Roscoe at November 05, 2019 12:36 PM (QxMUy)
Posted by: Timon at November 05, 2019 12:36 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 05, 2019 12:33 PM (oZ6kz)
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If we had a real media we'd know if Pierre Delecto was actually a specialty pizza at Comet.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2019 12:36 PM (yL25O)
https://twitter.com/QueenofClubsIII/status/
1191517663018848259
Posted by: andycanuck at November 05, 2019 12:36 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 05, 2019 12:35 PM (nRWPy)
Not touching it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:35 PM (1CjJc)
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Pole position. It aint always about racing cars.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: The ABC Wayback Machine at November 05, 2019 12:37 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: joncelli, lifelong Redskins fan at November 05, 2019 12:37 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2019 12:37 PM (CDGwz)
A Christmas Story, 'Drink More Ovaltine' secret message.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:32 PM (4L8Yt)
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Spoilers. C'mon man.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2019 12:38 PM (yL25O)
Isn't it interesting that no one connects Anthony Weiner to Epstein?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2019 12:38 PM (oVJmc)
As far as bombshells go, this is a bit of a nothingburger, I'm afraid.
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:38 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:38 PM (jA4b7)
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 05, 2019 12:38 PM (Z2HD7)
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I well remember when we went through that. Expensive, painfully slow, frustrating, and infuriating. We eventually got two girls.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 05, 2019 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)
@250, flounder, everyone knows there's no touching with stripping.
Posted by: sunny-dee at November 05, 2019 12:38 PM (Z2HD7)
You're doing it wrong.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:39 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at November 05, 2019 12:39 PM (mNUzX)
Posted by: joncelli, lifelong Redskins fan at November 05, 2019 12:39 PM (RD7QR)
I'm feeling a little depressed. Virginia is turning solid blue. I just voted and observed that a LOT of voters were holding the D's sample ballots. I was among a handful who have the GOP sample ballot. I have noticed this trend 3 presidential elections ago. Many foreigners, mostly Indians, have descended on my hometown of Ashburn, VA and they have been voting democrats. Today I saw a squad of diaper-head women and young Indians handing out D SBs. They are an army going house to house for 2 whole months. They always seem surprised that an Asian girl tells them I vote Republican only. They're very polite though.The Rs never came to my house. I think it will take a miracle for Republicans to take back Virginia.
Posted by: Oggi at November 05, 2019 12:39 PM (Bk5Q+)
https://bit.ly/2NidM0W
It doesn't sound like very many people attached meaning to it.
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2019 12:40 PM (C78No)
Of course there was massive money laundering - I don't think Epstein has
ever had a confirmed client for his 'brokerage for billionaires.'
The list of people who could lose out if he was alive to squeal is monumental.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 05, 2019 12:31 PM (oZ6kz)
Epsteins finances were akin to that guy who tried to do that Fyre Concert on that Island...just more successful.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2019 12:40 PM (ymnmz)
Bill is still going thru all the hidden camera video Harvey took. Could take years...
Posted by: Paladin at November 05, 2019 12:40 PM (AF+lo)
Names not mentioned by ABC Reporter: Trump
Posted by: SH at November 05, 2019 12:40 PM (sX1BW)
She said one word: Clinton.
Then said she's convinced Epstein was suicided.
ABC issued "her" retraction but it's too late. An ABC anchor with a three year spiked story was hot mic'd connecting dots that heretofore only right wing nutjobs dared even mention.
Posted by: Violent retard at November 05, 2019 12:40 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 05, 2019 12:40 PM (Jegd5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2019 12:40 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 05, 2019 12:40 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2019 12:26 PM (G0vdT)
Yep, as prescient as 1984 was, I still contend Atlas Shrugged is verbatim what is happening now. (The liberal, government parts anyway, not the Valley stuff.)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 05, 2019 12:41 PM (ayFCE)
Whitey bulger who has dirt on the FBI and leftwing mass politicians gets assassinated right after being transferred to a new prison...police intentionally botch the investigation and press doesnt care.
Jeffrey Epstein who has dirt on big name american politicians and British royals is assassinated in police custody...police seem to be intentionally botching the investigation and press doesnt care.
I see a pattern here...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2019 12:41 PM (v/o5R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2019 12:40 PM (WI7YS)
I can't even stand listening to him anymore.
Posted by: IC at November 05, 2019 12:41 PM (a0IVu)
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Norther VA should be ceded back to DC.
Posted by: SH at November 05, 2019 12:41 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 05, 2019 12:41 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:41 PM (jA4b7)
I am waiting for the day I run into him on the river behind his FiL's place.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:41 PM (4L8Yt)
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Esprit d'escelator:
Go find an election map and see if you can identify the interstates and cities.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 05, 2019 12:42 PM (Jegd5)
Posted by: DaveA at November 05, 2019 12:42 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2019 12:40 PM (WI7YS)
...........
His only real concern is access to men's hair products.
Posted by: wth at November 05, 2019 12:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:38 PM (fK2gX)
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That's kind of like my take. O'Keefe often promises bigger than what he delivers (but's that hype, right?)
It does expose that ABC covered up the story and was pressured to cover up the story.
Didn't we get a media blitz on Christopher Steele back when nobody knew who Christopher Steele was, to rectify the situation that people don't know who Christopher Steele is?
Posted by: NBC News at November 05, 2019 12:42 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: pookysgirl, rooting for localized theocracy at November 05, 2019 12:33 PM (XKZwp)
So sorry to hear this. The system never makes it easy.
Posted by: IC at November 05, 2019 12:42 PM (a0IVu)
A Christmas Story, 'Drink More Ovaltine' secret message.
Posted by: garrett
222 Zombie: Then you're lucky you haven't been subjected to "A Christmas Story."
Posted by: Broseidon
Never even heard of it.
This must be a very specific cultural meme appealing to a very specific age group in a very specific social class. Say, middle-class white Americans born between 1968 and 1975. If one is not in that demographic, one has never heard of "A Christmas Story" and thus would not understand the meme.
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:42 PM (fK2gX)
Don't forget to write in "Conan the Dog" against every candidate who is running unopposed today
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:41 PM (jA4b7)
Or "Epstein did not kill himself."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 05, 2019 12:43 PM (1CjJc)
That's because you're informed. For the people who only get their news from ABCNNBCBS (hey, that's pretty good!), it's a tiny break in the dam.
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2019 12:43 PM (98WNR)
No. A Christmas Story was from the late 80s, I believe.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:43 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2019 12:34 PM (YOhRS)
A Captain Midnight secret decoder ring, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2019 12:44 PM (/sgva)
The "bombshell" is how the Epstein story was covered up 3 years ago, with the implication that Robach has a lot more detail/evidence from the girl she interviewed, that would likely be a bigger bombshell. She mentioned photos and other records backing up the woman's story.
Think of it as the Weinstein story. The first part was what Weinstein was doing for years, and the second part is that he got any news about this killed, so that he could go on doing this for years. PV is setting its sights on ABC in the same way Ronan Farrow is aiming at NBC leadership who killed his story.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2019 12:44 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:44 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 05, 2019 12:44 PM (LLUXC)
That's because you're informed. For the people who only get their news from ABCNNBCBS (hey, that's pretty good!), it's a tiny break in the dam.
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It confirms what we all know, but it won't make a difference. Their top news anchor is a former Clinton adviser. Their bias is evident.
Posted by: SH at November 05, 2019 12:45 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 05, 2019 12:45 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Downcast at November 05, 2019 12:45 PM (Pa+EC)
This must be a very specific cultural meme appealing to a very
specific age group in a very specific social class. Say, middle-class
white Americans born between 1968 and 1975. If one is not in that
demographic, one has never heard of "A Christmas Story" and thus would
not understand the meme.
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:42 PM (fK2gX)
You've never heard the "You'll shoot your eye out" meme? That's the part I remember best. BTW it's my favorite Christmas movie.
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at November 05, 2019 12:45 PM (mNUzX)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2019 12:45 PM (e8VEY)
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2019 12:43 PM (98WNR)
++++++++++++
Hopefully. There are people out there - I know some - who still believe the press don't lie on purpose or with volition and they just get things wrong sometime because of the fast-paced world of news.
Those who are paying attention know that they are all outrageous liars who are pushing a narrative to control outcomes and not reporting facts to inform the public. A lot of other people, though, don't know that. If things like this help, I'm all for them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2019 12:45 PM (I2dne)
Still played 24 / 7 from Thanksgiving to New Years.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:45 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 05, 2019 12:45 PM (H8QX8)
I don't know how anyone under 80 missed a Christmas Story.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:44 PM (4L8Yt)
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Yup.
And I remember everyone here giving ME shit that I had no idea who Honey Boo Boo was.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:45 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 05, 2019 12:35 PM (nRWPy)
Using the right music is important:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Y2CWfSLyjx8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: kenny bania at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM (jA4b7)
This must be a very specific cultural meme appealing to a very specific age group in a very specific social class. Say, middle-class white Americans born between 1968 and 1975. If one is not in that demographic, one has never heard of "A Christmas Story" and thus would not understand the meme.
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Zombie, the movie usually runs all day on Christmas day on...TNT? Can't remember the station. But it's a movie from '83 or '84 that's set in the 40s and has this kid, Ralphie, whose only goal is to get Santa to bring him a Red Ryder BB gun. My dad, born in the 30s, loves the movie because it harkens back to his childhood. I, personally, love it because it's cute and funny. YMMV
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM (JoUsr)
>>This must be a very specific cultural meme appealing to a very specific age group in a very specific social class. Say, middle-class white Americans born between 1968 and 1975. If one is not in that demographic, one has never heard of "A Christmas Story" and thus would not understand the meme.
A bunch of memes came from that movie. It's played on the tube incessantly in the run up to Christmas and has been for like the last 30 years.
I even have an Italian lamp replica from the movie on my desk.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:42 PM (fK2gX)
Now that surprises me - for 10 or 15 years running, TNT ran "A Christmas Story" on a 24 hour loop starting Christmas Eve, ending Christmas night. I remember getting some nice dinners together and watching that movie 2 or 3 times back to back just for that reason. All told, I'd say I've seen it enough times to have the entire script memorized.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM (4L8Yt)
I'll have them draw a couple characters, and one of them sports a T-shirt saying: EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF
Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:44 PM (4L8Yt)
It's a very important award.
Posted by: BignJames at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: pookysgirl, rooting for localized theocracy at November 05, 2019 12:33 PM (XKZwp)
So sorry to hear this. The system never makes it easy.
Posted by: IC at November 05, 2019 12:42 PM (a0IVu)
Tell them Pooky's transitioning. They'll bring kids to your house by the carload, no paperwork necessary.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM (NWiLs)
Lotsa peeps, especially older ones are still very much influenced by the MSM.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 05, 2019 12:47 PM (Jegd5)
Posted by: G marks the spot at November 05, 2019 12:47 PM (ZJ/ol)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 05, 2019 12:47 PM (tL/BP)
Posted by: SMH at November 05, 2019 12:47 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Andrew Breitbart at November 05, 2019 12:47 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2019 12:47 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:48 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2019 12:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2019 12:48 PM (oVJmc)
https://bit.ly/32imWPf
(what in the world is that guy thinking, by the way?)
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2019 12:48 PM (NAs56)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (NJ+n1)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (4L8Yt)
"Christmas Story" is a tale of the America we all still wish we lived in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2019 12:47 PM (Kpl3J)
You can say that again. The movie reminds me of growing up in Chicago. IIRC correctly it was filmed nearby, somewhere in Indiana.
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (mNUzX)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (FiUMj)
I just had to go through a captcha to prove I'm not a computer (I hate these - they're reverse Turing tests...). The text string I had to type? "mish45"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (I2dne)
No. A Christmas Story was from the late 80s, I believe.
Posted by: garrett
Wikipedia says it's from 1983.
Which exactly confirms my thesis. The movie is too "grownup" for toddlers, and too "childish" for adults, so to appreciate it one would have to be somewhere between about 8 years old and 15 years old in 1983 - -hence, born between 1968 and 1975. Also, it's aimed at a mainstream American middle-class audience. I think I nailed it pretty well.
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Ralphie at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM (FiUMj)
To counter that - ask anyone older how many genders there are, and if it's true that Men can Have Babies. Then point out to them that if Democrats are elected, they'll be jailed unless they say that it's true.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: The ABC Wayback Machine at November 05, 2019 12:37 PM
Anyone proposing adding them to chili will live forever as an AoSHQ meme.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (D9emQ)
Posted by: kenny bania at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM (Dh1wo)
Invented somewhere in Europe and named "Ovomaltin"
Ova = Egg and malt sugar. Its bigest ingredients.
Muricanized to Ovaltine.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2019 12:47 PM (Kpl3J)
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Minus the Jim Crow laws.
Posted by: SMH at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (oVJmc)
I think you've figuratively beaten Zombie over the head with that leg lamp enough.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (jA4b7)
And I remember everyone here giving ME shit that I had no idea who Honey Boo Boo was.
Posted by: fixerupper
If Yogi Bear were made today.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2019 12:50 PM (aKsyK)
It's played on TBS from 8 pm Christmas Eve to 8 pm Christmas Day. I know because we used to have it on in the background at our Christmas Eve buffet.
Posted by: Abby at November 05, 2019 12:50 PM (N2bQk)
Posted by: SH at November 05, 2019 12:50 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 05, 2019 12:50 PM (JoUsr)
There's a Clodhopper microbrew in Griffith now.
Posted by: DaveA at November 05, 2019 12:50 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 05, 2019 12:50 PM (tL/BP)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at November 05, 2019 12:50 PM (FiUMj)
Beginning a new chapter in the state's history that later generations will refer to as "California: The Dark Ages."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 05, 2019 12:50 PM (WHVt7)
these -- they're reverse Turing tests...). The text string I had to type?
"mish45"
So you are a lesbian, Joe Mannix??
Posted by: andycanuck at November 05, 2019 12:50 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Fritz at November 05, 2019 12:50 PM (2Mnv1)
Its made up of Epstein's blackmail material, because there is NO way he did not have some method of protection in place.
Unless someone figured out his protection, which is possible.
Posted by: Don Q at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (fK2gX)
I love it and I was a lot older than that in 1983; but I didn't even start watching it until the mid 90's.
And no, it is not too "childish" for adults at all. It's probably one of the most grown up movies ever made from a kids point of view.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)
DECK THE HAWS WITH BAWS OF HOWRY!!
FAWAWAWA..... WAWAWA.
TIS THE SESON TO BE JOWRY
FAWAWAWA..... WAWAWA.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (jA4b7)
Posted by: Scut Farkus at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: garrett
Seriously, I never heard of it until reading comment 221 in this thread. Had to Google it to see what it even was.
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (fK2gX)
It was made, mostly, for their parents.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 05, 2019 12:50 PM (Dh1wo)
++++++++++++++
Trapped in a man's body and identifying as a man, yes. That's allowed now, right?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (jA4b7)
I triple dog dare you to say that again!
Heh.
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (mNUzX)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 05, 2019 12:52 PM (e8VEY)
FAWAWAWA..... WAWAWA.
TIS THE SESON TO BE JOWRY
FAWAWAWA..... WAWAWA.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (8XRCm)
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Stop stop stop stop. Kitchen. Bring food.
Posted by: Chinese Boss at November 05, 2019 12:52 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Charleie Gibson at November 05, 2019 12:52 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 05, 2019 12:52 PM (SENHs)
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THIS ^ right there.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 05, 2019 12:52 PM (JoUsr)
Honey traps, assassins, terrorism, blackmail, bribery, dirtying folks by smears that intelligence agencies cannot coopt, pliable journalists, and moving funds around surreptitiously are the stock in trade of the intelligence agencies. To do these things, they always need plausible deniability so that the core of the operations and institution remain so vital to national security that investigation into intel agency dirty ops have to be suppressed.
One of the techniques used is interagency "cooperation" between nations with criss cross techniques so a country spies on the citizens of another nation and exchange the data in return for that country spying on the first country's citizens. The technology for doing this is better now due to our digital world. Read up on how the Brits in WWII used code name Cynthia against a U.S. Senator who all of a sudden wanted to play ball with FDR's foreign policy. Leaders of a country often exchange such favors to control their internal political rivals. I suspect that is why Renzi is sweating bullets as are the Italian security agencies which apparently made Mifsud suddenly surface.
Not surprisingly, politicians are both the hunters (because they want intelligence on their political rivals as well as foreign adversaries) and the hunted (these folks if captured can be managed as an asset) by these folks. All the various data that people are required to give to all sorts of people and the U.S. government is easily acquired by the nat-sec. apparatus in the U.S. and this information gives the IC folks power to set up vectors of control if need be. Those with money needs can be given "consultant" fees or other make work jobs. Those who want sex, they set up with sex, etc. until the bait is taken by the fish. Then they have you.
The Americans during WWII were naive and the Brits taught them a thing or two about spycraft including managing worldwide deception operations (see Bodyguard of Lies by Anthony Cave Brown for a discussion of strategic deception operations during WWII). There is a strong resemblance to these operations to what Brennan tried to do to Trump supporters. Due to the penetration of British intelligence by Soviet agents, the same deadly techniques were exported to the NKVD/KGB/FSS for use in the Cold War.
The Brits use their status as a financial hub to cover a lot of intelligence and I suspect that the CIA does the same with the NY financial activity with a lot of horse trading of intel for dollars going on there.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2019 12:52 PM (MItID)
I watched about 15 minutes of it once. It was boring and dumb. Never have watched the whole thing and will avoid it at all times.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 05, 2019 12:52 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 05, 2019 12:50 PM (Dh1wo)
++++++++++++++
Trapped in a man's body and identifying as a man, yes. That's allowed now, right?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (I2dne)
Encouraged. And soon to be required.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2019 12:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tom Servo
You could also say the same thing about Stranger Things. Even 80's America is a land far gone now.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 05, 2019 12:53 PM (N4xQB)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM
You have a major award!
* bows down *
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 05, 2019 12:53 PM (D9emQ)
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:42 PM (fK2gX)"
Not really. I guess it's an 80's thing but they play it for 24 hours every fucking year on Christmas.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 05, 2019 12:53 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2019 12:53 PM (G0vdT)
And no, it is not too "childish" for adults at all. It's probably one of the most grown up movies ever made from a kids point of view.
It's Jean Shepard writing about his childhood. It's his perspective, so it has an adult's outlook.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2019 12:53 PM (oVJmc)
Crazy.
And yet, you are intimate with Saline Inflated Scrotum Guy?
What a world, that San Francisco.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:53 PM (4L8Yt)
I watched about 15 minutes of it once. It was boring and dumb. Never have watched the whole thing and will avoid it at all times.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 05, 2019 12:52 PM (myjNJ)
Now we know you're a commie infiltrator.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 05, 2019 12:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (6XlcD)
Tom Nichols, making a highly expert miscalculation:
"The bright spot here is that this is not 'Civil War 2.0' or a fascist movement. That would require commitment and bravery from the Trumpist inner circle. They are led by a cowardly man and they are cowards themselves. The rank and file are groupies, not activists.
There is no mass movement party here, no hard central corps of true believers who will advance the cause, because there is no 'cause.' Trumpism is about people who watch too much TV."
He really thinks this is true and accurate, I believe.
The idiots who are leading this country to a split drastically misapprehend the mindset of their opponents.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (fUqBx)
What a world, that San Francisco.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:53 PM (4L8Yt)
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Dude.... Im DYING over here.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (8XRCm)
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Jeez, that's very true.
Zombie, it might be worth catching it this season just for that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (Jegd5)
Posted by: Tom Servo
You could also say the same thing about Stranger Things. Even 80's America is a land far gone now.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at November 05, 2019 12:53 PM (N4xQB)
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Hell, America circa Friends is a land far gone.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (mNUzX)"
Filmed in fucking Cleveland. I hate hate hate that stupid movie and our stupid tourism industry that fellates it.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: LGoPs
??? Never heard that meme either.
I think a lot of people here are in the "mainstream America" bubble, which may not seem like a bubble to those inside it, as it is a very large bubble, but it is indeed a bubble. If one is inside it, one assumes that EVERYONE is also inside it -- but a significant percentage of people are/were not.
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2019 12:47 PM (Kpl3J)
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Minus the Jim Crow laws.
Posted by: SMH at November 05, 2019 12:49 PM (RU4sa)
It's about the Midwest. Those were never a thing in the midwest. The Indiana town it's set in is a whole lot like the Milwaukee my parents grew up in, or any other midwestern town back then.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (bO/Kf)
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:55 PM (8XRCm)
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The Jeffrey Epstein story didn't kill itself.
Posted by: Muldoon
What's the Epstein meme and anti-vaxx kids have in common?
They'll never grow old.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 05, 2019 12:55 PM (NJ+n1)
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It has to be true. My Guynecologist said so.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 05, 2019 12:55 PM (m45I2)
Yup. He's just shown that ABC leadership covered up a huge story that enabled Epstein to run his pedophilia business for 3 extra years.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2019 12:55 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: legume at November 05, 2019 12:55 PM (B+t5k)
The idiots who are leading this country to a split drastically misapprehend the mindset of their opponents.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (fUqBx)
+++++++++++
Assume he is right. I don't think he is, but assume it for the sake of argument.
Does he think that dripping holier-than-thou contempt is the right way to *maintain* the non-worrisome status quo that he thinks exists?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2019 12:55 PM (I2dne)
He really thinks this is true and accurate, I believe.
The idiots who are leading this country to a split drastically misapprehend the mindset of their opponents.
They're bubble-dwellers. They've only heard their own class for so long they believe it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2019 12:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Same #ProfessionalLiars at November 05, 2019 12:55 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:55 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2019 12:52 PM
You are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at November 05, 2019 12:55 PM (D9emQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:56 PM (jA4b7)
which may not seem like a bubble to those inside it, as it is a very
large bubble, but it is indeed a bubble. If one is inside it, one
assumes that EVERYONE is also inside it -- but a significant percentage
of people are/were not.
What if all of our bubbles are inside another larger bubble? Which in turn is inside an even bigger bubble.
whoa
Posted by: mikeyG at November 05, 2019 12:56 PM (SENHs)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:56 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (fUqBx)
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Groupies have sex with their idols.
What hyperbole is too much for a lib?
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2019 12:56 PM (YOhRS)
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I thought it was filmed in Canada, but the house is in the Cleveland area. Some guy bought it and holds tours.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 05, 2019 12:56 PM (JoUsr)
Its made up of Epstein's blackmail material, because there is NO way he did not have some method of protection in place.
"Epstein belongs to Intelligence."
Epstein found the perfect business-model for paedo. He got himself an island and an aeroplane and a few other hidey-holes, collected a bunch of kids, broke them in, and rented them out to whoever. He sold that information to intelligence agencies like Mossad, MI5/6 (I forget which is which, don't really care), and the American 3LAs. He made himself too useful to everyone, for anyone to stop him.
Until DJT caught him.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 05, 2019 12:56 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (fK2gX)
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ummmmm..... maybe thats why we call it MAINSTREAM???
just tossin out spitballs here.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:56 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
Did no one at the rally try to help her?
Posted by: Alice McD at November 05, 2019 12:57 PM (E+yET)
Posted by: legume at November 05, 2019 12:55 PM (B+t5k)
+++++++++
I dunno if it's because I'm Jewish or because as a kid my parents pretty strictly controlled my TV time (I suspect the latter), but I didn't see "A Christmas Story" until I was in my 20s and one of my friends was shocked that I had never seen and so put it on.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2019 12:57 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: LGoPs
??? Never heard that meme either.
I think a lot of people here are in the "mainstream America" bubble, which may not seem like a bubble to those inside it, as it is a very large bubble, but it is indeed a bubble. If one is inside it, one assumes that EVERYONE is also inside it -- but a significant percentage of people are/were not.
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (fK2gX)
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Is it a mainstream small town bubble? I've noticed a lot of things I grew up with are foreign to people who grew up small town/rural and vice versa.
My wife grew up in a town of 3000. I grew up in a city of 5 million. We're the same age group but every now and then we'll talk to each other about childhood things and it's like we grew up on different planets.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at November 05, 2019 12:57 PM (FiUMj)
It's no Gremlins.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:55 PM (4L8Yt)
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Which is no Home Alone
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:57 PM (8XRCm)
*******
Disillusioned With Democratic Process, More Americans Throwing Support Behind Aragorn, King Of Gondor | The Babylon Bee
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 05, 2019 12:57 PM (BqBId)
What if all of our bubbles are inside another larger bubble? Which in turn is inside an even bigger bubble.
The entire Universe is just a glass of seltzer.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2019 12:57 PM (oVJmc)
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Did no one at the rally try to help her?
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What, and get arrested and thrown in jail?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medical diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls bodies at November 05, 2019 12:57 PM (Jegd5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)
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Ummm...my folks were born and raised in Chicago.
Even there, interracial marriage was frowned upon in the 40s-50s.
My mixed butt would have had a hard time going, even in the midwest of the 30s-40s.
Posted by: SMH at November 05, 2019 12:58 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Colorado Alex
Still played 24 / 7 from Thanksgiving to New Years.
Posted by: garrett
Zombie, the movie usually runs all day on Christmas day on...TNT?
Posted by: Lady in Black
Well there you have it. I never watched cable TV, so I wouldn't know about it.
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:58 PM (fK2gX)
It was made, mostly, for their parents.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (4L8Yt)
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My parents loved it.
My father, now in his eighty's got a red ryder bb gun as kid. Kept it his whole life. My mom had it refurbished when he was in his sixty's.
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2019 12:58 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (fK2gX)
You could say that most Americans are in the mainstream American "bubble", you could also say that the rest of the world is outside of it, jealously looking in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2019 12:58 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (bO/Kf)
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It's jolly. "Ho ho ho. Now I have a machinegun."
Spreading Christmas joy like cover fire.
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2019 12:58 PM (YOhRS)
Pheobe Cates, "then we noticed a smell coming from the chimney. Dad had tried to climb down and got stuck."
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 12:58 PM (jA4b7)
DJT needs to make all his enemies burn, to roast all the Shubs and Zuuls. Or he dies first.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 05, 2019 12:59 PM (ykYG2)
The house used to film The Money Pit (#TwoWeeks), was recently sold and the owner lost $4M on the deal.
Life imitating art.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at November 05, 2019 12:59 PM (FiUMj)
And no, it is not too "childish" for adults at all. It's probably one of the most grown up movies ever made from a kids point of view.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)
Yup, when it was made in 83? I was on a US Navy Ship off the coast of Beirut.
Didn't see it until years later.
And I have to admit, I almost bought a Leg Lamp.
Posted by: Don Q at November 05, 2019 12:59 PM (NgKpN)
this is great!
>>>zombie: I never saw A Christmas Story in 1983. I didn't find out about it until about 15 years ago, when I guess there was a resurgence of it, and you just couldn't escape it a Christmas time.
Haven't you ever seen the fishnet stocking leg lamp?
Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2019 12:59 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 05, 2019 12:59 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2019 12:59 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Ever at November 05, 2019 12:59 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at November 05, 2019 12:59 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: legume at November 05, 2019 12:59 PM (B+t5k)
Ah yes, the days when the worldly Brits were riddled top to bottom with every Oxbridge Communist they could get, Philby, Maclean, Burgess, Cairncross, Fuchs...
Posted by: JEM at November 05, 2019 12:59 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2019 12:58 PM (G0vdT)
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Still have my Daisy Powerline. Sometimes a member of a protected asshole species (I'm looking at you, woodpeckers) has to go, silently.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2019 12:59 PM (fUqBx)
There's one in my basement. Uncle gave it to me when I was 6.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 12:59 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: Fritz at November 05, 2019 12:59 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 12:57 PM (8XRCm)
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Ah, the "Christmas Gambit." Set a movie with nothing to do with Christmas at Christmastime and hope people don't notice.
"Home Alone" is considered a great Christmas movie but it has nothing to do with Christmas, other than the holiday is an excuse for the vacation that sets off the story.
"Die Hard" is somehow more of a Christmas movie than "Home Alone" - at least it has a Christmas party as an actual story element.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2019 01:00 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: SH at November 05, 2019 01:00 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2019 01:00 PM (jA4b7)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 05, 2019 12:08 PM (LISuA)
From what I read, pounds of Cocaine and half the film crew.
Posted by: JB1000 at November 05, 2019 01:00 PM (jSar8)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2019 01:00 PM (me09k)
I think a lot of people here are in the "mainstream America" bubble, which may not seem like a bubble to those inside it, as it is a very large bubble, but it is indeed a bubble. If one is inside it, one assumes that EVERYONE is also inside it -- but a significant percentage of people are/were not.
Posted by: zombie
The three million extra votes for Hillary.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2019 01:00 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2019 12:40 PM (C78No)
*******
17 is Q
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 05, 2019 01:00 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2019 01:00 PM (4L8Yt)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2019 01:00 PM (bDqIh)
This must be a very specific cultural meme appealing to a very
specific age group in a very specific social class. Say, middle-class
white Americans born between 1968 and 1975. If one is not in that
demographic, one has never heard of "A Christmas Story" and thus would
not understand the meme.
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 12:42 PM (fK2gX)
IT'S FUNNY CAUSE TBS RUNS IT ON A 24/7 LOOP ON THE WEEK RUNNING UP TO CHRISTMAS....LITERALLY FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS AND ITS REPLACED ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE AS THE AMERICAN TOUCHSTONE CHRISTMAS MOVIE SINCE CBS BOUGHT THE RIGHTS TO WONDERFUL LIFE AND TURNED IT INTO A 3 HOUR INFOMERCIAL INCLUDING THE ACTORS FROM THEIR CURRENT CRAPPY TV SHOWS REMEMBERING THEY FIRST TIME THEY EVER SAW WONDERFUL LIFE.
Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at November 05, 2019 01:00 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Tom Servo
This is crazy. It's like we live in alternate universes. Until this thread, I have never even heard of the existence of this movie.
I thought, from the title, that it was some reboot of the Dickens book "A Christmas Carol" or something. Apparently not.
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 01:00 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 05, 2019 01:00 PM (Dh1wo)
whoa
Posted by: mikeyG
It's bubbles all the way down, man~~!
* BONG RIP *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2019 01:00 PM (1Vobx)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM (bO/Kf)
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It's jolly. "Ho ho ho. Now I have a machinegun."
Spreading Christmas joy like cover fire.
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2019 12:58 PM (YOhRS)
Lethal Weapon, also a Christmas Movie.
Posted by: Don Q at November 05, 2019 01:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2019 01:01 PM (U7cQ/)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 05, 2019 01:01 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 05, 2019 12:48 PM (oVJmc)
Actually, that was far, far earlier as a saying. In fact, I had a .22 rifle before my folks let me have a bb gun for that reason. Because we'd shoot at each other withe bb guns. And we did. And, Rod Lundquist lost his eye from a bb gun. But, the eyepatch, that awesome, amazing eyepatch wasn't a deterrent. At all. I don't need to tell you it was a chick magnet when we got into high school.
Just like "you'll blow off a finger" with fireworks. And yes, one of the neighbor kids blew a finger clean off playing with them (this was the early 60's after all). Safe and Sane!
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 05, 2019 01:01 PM (Z1ykJ)
God, no. Neither the when nor the where. Especially not the where. That being said, were 50 fifty murders per weekend a thing in Chicago back then?
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2019 01:01 PM (NAs56)
And no, it is not too "childish" for adults at all. It's probably one of the most grown up movies ever made from a kids point of view.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2019 12:51 PM (Kpl3J)
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Much like The Sandlot.
You've seen The Sandlot, right zombs???
Posted by: fixerupper at November 05, 2019 01:01 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 05, 2019 01:02 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at November 05, 2019 01:02 PM (FiUMj)
>>Die Hard... now there's a Christmas movie
It's no Lethal Weapon.
Posted by: Fritz at November 05, 2019 12:59 PM (2Mnv1)
Gremlins.....Now that's a Christmas movie
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2019 01:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at November 05, 2019 12:54 PM
Do you know There's No Surf In Cleveland, U.S.A.?
Posted by: Euclid Beach Band at November 05, 2019 01:02 PM (D9emQ)
Not at all.
Posted by: Allie at November 05, 2019 01:02 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223
There you have it -- once again confirming my theory that its demographic is "middle-class middle-aged Americans."
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 01:03 PM (fK2gX)
Read the Puzzle Palace but that is so analog now in a digital world. Looking forward to the DeepFake videos and audio to come.
Y'all do need to work on the clipping of data that is obvious when comparing to analog sources though. Analog sources are such a drag that way as digital just gets up to the edge but still throws away useful info. Maybe the new quantum computers at the NSA will help.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2019 01:03 PM (MItID)
CHRISTMAS MOVIE SINCE CBS BOUGHT THE RIGHTS TO WONDERFUL LIFE AND TURNED
IT INTO A 3 HOUR INFOMERCIAL INCLUDING THE ACTORS FROM THEIR CURRENT
CRAPPY TV SHOWS REMEMBERING THEY FIRST TIME THEY EVER SAW WONDERFUL
LIFE.
wow that really stinks.
I guess CBS won't allow IAWL on YouTube either?
Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2019 01:03 PM (DJFLF)
Even there, interracial marriage was frowned upon in the 40s-50s.
My mixed butt would have had a hard time going, even in the midwest of the 30s-40s.
I was referring to the so-called "Jim Crow Laws", which were a very specific thing in the Southern states up until the 50's. But there was a huge migration of blacks from the Southern States to the northern, midwestern manufacturing hubs like Chicago and Detroit during that time precisely because those area did NOT have those laws.
Even the laws against mixed marriages were mostly confined to the States of the old Confederacy and some western states. It may not have been widely accepted in "polite society", but it was not illegal in the north.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2019 01:04 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2019 01:03 PM (DJFLF)
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Y'all were kinda harsh on Zombie on the last thread so I am warned, but I've never seen it...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2019 01:04 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 01:03 PM (fK2gX)
Isn't that the same demo as FB? As I understand it, that's where the memes are being passed around.
Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2019 01:04 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2019 01:04 PM (I2dne)
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And this *is* the last thread. Tab fail. I give up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2019 01:05 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2019 01:04 PM (I2dne)
It's a Wonderful Life, or Christmas Story?
I've seen IAWL many many times, it used to be a PBS Christmas standard.
I've never sat through Christmas Story for an entire viewing. HOWEVER, I do know the significant moments: the kid getting his tongue stuck on the pole, the bb gun, the leg lamp, Darrin McGavin...
I just absorbed it through osmosis I think.
Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2019 01:07 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2019 01:07 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2019 01:05 PM (I2dne)
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It's the last thread, you give up?
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2019 01:08 PM (YOhRS)
I guess CBS won't allow IAWL on YouTube either?
Posted by: kallisto at November 05, 2019 01:03 PM (DJFLF)
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It's in the public domain. You can sell your own copies of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 05, 2019 01:08 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
Exactly.
My parents were both beatniks/bohemians, and as a result my childhood experience is very unlike most people's, even people the same age in the same area. Not having a TV growing up I think is a major factor. I only ever saw TV at other kids' houses. Then when I grew up I had never developed the TV habit, so never got one even when I lived on my own.
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 01:11 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 01:13 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2019 01:14 PM (iuFgi)
The Americans had the same problem except many agents of influence were in the executive departments of FDR--Treasury, State, presidential counselors, the OSS, etc. American atomic spies actually had the engineering data that was passed to the Sovs while Fuchs was more of a theory guy.
Arguably, their damage might have been worse than the Gang of Four as Britain's power and empire curtailed the Brit's reach to some extent but American influence was expanding to take its place.
The Americans were naive in that the U.S., outside of military intelligence which had a fairly narrow focus officially, did not really anticipate becoming the hegemon of the West. There was a relatively small analysis section of the State Dept. for its purposes.
Thus, the institution of the OSS and its successor CIA would only have been created for a mortal threat to the nation such as WWII and then to fight the Communists in the Cold War. The Brits had been at it for centuries along with other Euro nations. Thus, the Brits taught the U.S. how to run world wide ops having both the experience and information networks developed to do so. The U.S., by and large with Brit blessing, took on that job post war.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2019 01:14 PM (MItID)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Bob Clark, the director of Christmas Story, also directed Porky's.
Another America that we all wish we still lived in.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2019 01:17 PM (iuFgi)
You've seen The Sandlot, right zombs???
Posted by: fixerupper
Never even heard of that one either. Is it a movie?
Posted by: zombie at November 05, 2019 01:21 PM (fK2gX)
Recap:
NBC killed story on Harvey Weinstein, saying it didn't meet their editorial standards.
ABC spiked story on Jeffrey Epstein, saying same.
Both orgs (& rest of media) went wild running uncorroborated stories about Brett Kavanaugh being a gang rapist.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 05, 2019 01:41 PM (BqBId)
The NVXIM women were all too old for Epstein.
Posted by: An Observation at November 05, 2019 01:47 PM (f6Vz+)
Posted by: TakeFive at November 05, 2019 02:13 PM (Upuw1)
I even have an Italian lamp replica from the movie on my desk.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2019 12:46 PM (ZLI7S)
The meme about shooting eye out is older than the movie. Every kid with a BB gun and without heard that from a mom in the 50s and 60s.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2019 02:40 PM (FTPn0)
and
WHITE NATIONALIST
are meaningless terms invented by marxists to associate conservatives with racists and nazis. Using these terms makes you a) complicit or b) a fucking moron (the bad kind).
Carry on
Posted by: ghost of kari at November 05, 2019 03:32 PM (VoMt7)
Also, note the date before 2016 election, morons.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at November 05, 2019 03:42 PM (SK2xO)
Posted by: pookysgirl, rooting for localized theocracy at November 05, 2019 12:33 PM (XKZwp)
Might be more expensive in direct terms, but might not a Private Adoption from overseas bypass all the State Bureaucracy, and get the job done for you without undue delay?
As I understand it, Russia has shut down all adoptions to the USA, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. Reports were that they were sending over some seriously disturbed kids as adoptees, just to rid themselves of the problems.
But right about now, I'm thinking you could score at least one, and maybe two Ukrainian kids. Ukraine is desperately trying to salvage their standing with Trump, and will likely do anything to keep us Americans happy.
And if you get just the right kid, he might already be pulling down a $50k/month salary as a Member of the Board.
*that last bit was some snrk, but the private adoption route, isn't. Prayers and best wishes for your every success!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2019 04:55 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug
Why, that would make this an illegal campaign contribution to Granny! We'll get right on it!
Posted by: The Sudden Concern District at November 05, 2019 05:00 PM (Ndje9)
She's pissed right off that she didn't get the credit for the story.
She doesn't seem concerned at all about the little girls that were raped and abused.
Shocker, huh?
Posted by: Mongo at November 05, 2019 06:46 PM (pHl8P)
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