Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/6/19)

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THE QUOTES OF THE DAY


Quote I

“Given the chance, they’ll slash food standards to US levels where ‘acceptable levels” of rat hairs in paprika and maggots in orange juice are allowed and they’ll put chlorinated chicken on our supermarket shelves."MP Jeremy Corbyn


Quote II


"The most important thing we’ve learned about coffee over the past 20 years is that there’s very little indication that it’s bad for you. If anything, there’s more evidence that it may be healthy to drink.” Edward Giovannucci


Quote III

There was a time when we were supposed to defer to our betters. There was a time when we were supposed to respect them. There was a time when we were supposed to not believe they would totally commit felonies. Yeah, that’s not a thing anymore. We’re not blind and we are not stupid. We see.Kurt Schlichter

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You might not be able to hurry love. But you sure can a divorce. Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) is now officially a single gal again.

DIVORCE, MINNESOTA STYLE
Ilhan Omar only got around to marrying husband Ahmed Hirsi last year, but yesterday she she was legally divorced from him. She had been divorced from him earlier this year “in her faith tradition,” as she likes to say, when Hirsi discovered her affair with her consultant and fundraiser, Tim Mynett.

Expertly working the tabloid angle, the Daily Mail originally reported the story of Omar’s affair this past July. Power Line originally reported the Islamic divorce here.

Omar and Hirsi quickly agreed on the terms of their divorce and submitted the stipulation to the court. The Star Tribune takes it all at face value (including Omar’s past statement on her tangled marital history), although it does acknowledge issues about Omar’s marriage to Ahmed Nur Said Elmi in 2009.

Elmi, I have concluded, is Omar’s brother. This is something of an open secret in Minneapolis’s Somali community. It is more open than secret.

Will she marry the white kafir she was bopping on the side?

Or does she have another brother or cousin looking to immigrate?


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Former Twitter employees and Saudi National are charged by DOJ.

LOS ANGELES — Federal prosecutors in San Francisco charged two former Twitter employees and a Saudi national with a plot to provide the Saudi government with information about Twitter users, including critics of the Saudi government.

The complaint unsealed Wednesday detailed a coordinated effort by Saudi officials to recruit employees at the social media giant to look up the private data of thousands of Twitter accounts.

Ali Alzabarah, 35, of Saudi Arabia, and Ahmad Abouammo, 41, of Seattle were Twitter employees. According to the complaint, between November 2014 and May 2015, Ahmed Almutairi, 30, of Saudi Arabia, and Saudi officials convinced the two men to use their employee credentials to access nonpublic information about the individuals behind certain Twitter accounts.


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It's not my fault, I was working on a story.

A former editor at Vice Media blames a gonzo journalism culture at the youth-oriented media outlet for pushing him into an international cocaine smuggling ring that will now send him to prison.

Yaroslav Pastukhov, 29, personally smuggled cocaine hidden in his luggage from Las Vegas to Australia and then recruited and arranged for young musicians, models and a former Vice intern to make similar trips while he was a high-profile music editor for Vice Canada, headquartered in Toronto.

Best known under his pen name Slava Pastuk, he worked at Vice from 2014 until he was fired in 2016.

Vice specialized in “immersionism,” where “its journalists are encouraged to become embedded within the cultures and with the people they are writing about,” Pastukhov’s lawyer, Dan Kirby, told court at Pastukhov’s sentencing hearing, Thursday.


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A word used in every day conversations can no longer be used in business names. Backcountry.com is on the litigation warpath.

Last week, news broke that Backcountry is suing dozens of brands that use the word ‘backcountry’ in their name. And customers are outraged.

The outdoor community banded together this week on social media to take on Backcountry. This came after news spread that the 23-year-old online retailer began suing smaller businesses for using the term “backcountry,” which the brand trademarked in 2018, according to The Colorado Sun.

Backcountry hit several brands with either lawsuits or cease-and-desist orders, including Weston Backcountry, Marquette Backcountry Skis, and even Backcountry Babes — a women-focused avalanche safety course.

Since The Sun broke the news last week, customers and even Backcountry faithful have swarmed Twitter to denounce the move. The hashtags #boycottbackcountry and #backcountryboycott return numerous angry tweets and even images of people ripping off Backcountry’s trademark goat sticker, which arrives with virtually every purchase. Some consumers chided the retailer for targeting cottage businesses that, in many instances, were too small to mount a significant legal defense.


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The AoS Gun Thread this past Sunday covered the trials and tribulations of purchasing a handgun in New York. Besides the weather there is another reason to live Mojave County, Arizona.

Supervisors in Mojave County, Arizona unanimously voted on Monday to declare the county a “Second Amendment Sanctuary” in a public meeting that drew dozens of supporters (and little opposition) to the county commission chambers. The measure, proposed by the board Chairwoman Hildy Angius won’t change any laws in Mojave County, but she and other supporters hope it does send a message.

“(The resolution) is nothing legally binding,” Angius reiterated at the meeting. “It’s a statement by a government entity about something we feel strongly about. It’s not a law or an ordinance – it’s a resolution of support. We have the support of the Sheriff, and if it ever gets to the point where the courts would have to get involved because of gun laws implemented by the feds or the state, we would step up and fight them.”


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When Moron Nevergiveup gives up the US Military and wants to be a dentist who is appreciated. The NHL may be the place for him.

WHEN THE PUCK finally came to rest, it was almost entirely inside Craig MacDonald's mouth. It was Dec. 21, 2007, and with 1:51 left to play, the Tampa Bay Lightning winger, working in his own zone, stepped in front of an errant, elevated slap shot that instantly cleaved a grisly, bloody and impossibly wide swath of carnage through MacDonald's lips, gums and tongue before reducing nine of his teeth to dust. He spat out the 6 ounces of vulcanized frozen black rubber like it was a rotten MoonPie to reveal a fractured lower gum line and his half-cleaved tongue, hanging by a thread. Even in a sport synonymous with dental trauma, where the enduring image of hockey has long been the disturbing-but-endearing shot of Bobby Clarke's toothless grin reflected in the shiny silver of the Stanley Cup, MacDonald's injury was gruesome enough to earn an on-air attaboy from Don Cherry himself.


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Last week Weirddave had a link to the worst cities in each state. The Manitowoc Minute took offense.

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The problem with social altruism? The virtue signaling always comes at someone else's expense.

For the past 20 years, Tom Messina has run Tom's Diner, a popular 24-hour eatery in Denver, Colorado. After two decades behind the grill, Messina decided to hang up his apron and retire.

"I'm a restaurateur who's worked his life flipping pancakes and selling eggs. I have a beautiful family I want to spend time with," says Messina, 60.

Local developer Alberta Company offered to buy Tom's Diner for $4.8 million in order to redevelop the site into an apartment complex. Messina planned on pocketing the money and enjoying some quality time with his grandkids. It was shaping up to be a win-win deal until five local activists filed an application in June to declare Tom's Diner a historic landmark. They argued that the mid-century "Googie" architectural style of Messina's building—with its expansive glass windows and tilted roof—was an iconic part of Denver's landscape.


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I'm not a viewer of Dancing With The Stars. But, I'm enjoying the weekly dance contest.

I’ve never watched Dancing With the Stars. I do, however, catch occasional, muted glimpses of the show Monday nights when it plays on the TVs at my gym, which means that every Monday night for the past eight weeks, I’ve glimpsed Sean Spicer looking vaguely ridiculous in some outrageous outfit, and every week I’m surprised to learn the man has managed to dance his way onto yet another episode.

Apparently I’m not the only one who’s confused, and I’m in good company. New York Times dance critic Gia Kourlas is also baffled by Spicer’s continued presence on the show, airing her frustrations Tuesday after Spicer managed to survive yet another week, despite losing a dance-off to Kate Flannery, who was ultimately voted off.

“Mr. Spicer’s staying power has little to do with his performances,” wrote Kourlas. “Over the past eight weeks, he has been the weakest dancer on the show. His low scores from the judges have borne that out.”


We've put up with your left wing lecturing long enough. LOLGF


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It is still early in the process but, it doesn't appear that Roger Stone is going to get a fair trial.

“At the beginning of jury selection, U.S. District Court Judge Amy Berman Jackson, an Obama appointee who took a hard stand against Paul Manafort, said that she would not remove potential jurors solely on the basis that they work for the federal government or because of their views of Trump,” the Daily Caller reported.

Judge Jackson rejected a request from defense lawyers Tuesday to remove a potential juror who dislikes President Trump and whose husband is a lawyer who worked on the Russia-Trump case.


Our federal government isn't a swamp. It's a f*cking sewer.


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Speaking of the Sewer, The incompetent Attorney General who opened the path for the Muller Investigation Witch Hunt is going to announce his senate candidacy. Yay!!! Donald Trump's biggest mistake wants to return to D.C.

Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Thursday will reportedly be announcing his bid for his old U.S. Senate seat in Alabama, two sources close to the matter told the Daily Caller.

Sessions has been considering the run for his old Alabama Senate seat, making phone calls discussing a potential campaign, according to October reports.


Walk away Jeff. Enjoy your family.


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Well duh! Of course I'll love you in the morning!

New study reveals what most of us probably already know: People will say just about anything to get laid.
ROCHESTER, N.Y. — First impressions are important, especially when it comes to dating. We all want to be seen in the best light by a potential new romantic flame or sexual partner, but at what point does embellishment turn into an outright lie? If you’ve ever felt like your date or that mysterious stranger you met in the corner of the party isn’t being completely honest with you to better their chances for some bedroom action, a new set of research suggests you were probably right.

When the possibility of a sexual or romantic encounter reveals itself, the study finds people are very likely to present themselves in a deceptive manner in order to appear as attractive as possible to their potential new mate. According to scientists from both the University of Rochester and the Interdisciplinary Center Herzliya in Israel, as our “sexual systems” are activated in the presence of an attractive stranger, it is common for people to embellish, conform, change their attitudes regarding certain topics, and outright lie all to make a good first impression.

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Joe Biden: Doddering & creepy old man or early stage Dementia patient?

Memo to Joe: If you are ever asked about the Obama Iran Deal, please don’t demand they release all 52 American hostages. They already did, forty years ago.

Via American Mirror.

Former vice president Joe Biden plans to revisit the “Paris Peace Accords” if elected president.

That agreement ended the Vietnam War in 1973….

“I’m going to make sure we rejoin the Paris Peace Accord on day one and I’m going to announce within the first 100 days, those 173 nations are going to come and meet in Washington, D.C. to up the ante,” the 76-year-old career politician said to applause.

Biden was undoubtedly referring to the Paris Climate Agreement, a United Nations scheme to control the global temperatures and force countries to reduce emissions in the name of fighting changes in the climate….


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A reasonable search and seizure? Or a slippery slope to an ever powerful police state?

For police officers around the country, the genetic profiles that 20 million people have uploaded to consumer DNA sites represent a tantalizing resource that could be used to solve cases both new and cold. But for years, the vast majority of the data have been off limits to investigators. The two largest sites, Ancestry.com and 23andMe, have long pledged to keep their users’ genetic information private, and a smaller one, GEDmatch, severely restricted police access to its records this year.

Last week, however, a Florida detective announced at a police convention that he had obtained a warrant to penetrate GEDmatch and search its full database of nearly one million users. Legal experts said that this appeared to be the first time a judge had approved such a warrant, and that the development could have profound implications for genetic privacy.

“That’s a huge game-changer,” said Erin Murphy, a law professor at New York University. “The company made a decision to keep law enforcement out, and that’s been overridden by a court. It’s a signal that no genetic information can be safe.”


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If you don't have a partner, you're not single. You're "self-partnered".

Actress Emma Watson doesn’t like dealing with the stress of having the perfect life and is not a fan of being called “single.”

The 29-year-old “Harry Potter” star reflected on “all these ideas” she had about where she would be by this point in her life, setting off a collective social media eyeroll when she told British Vogue that she actually considers herself “self-partnered,” and not single.


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Do you have teenagers that come into your humble home? Not only lock up your canoe accident survivors. Keep the Tide pods and bleach locked up as well.

I have seriously lost faith in all teenagers. I don’t understand the length they will go through to get famous. This is the second Tik Tok challenge, that I have personally seen, that doesn’t make sense whatsoever. In case you don’t know what Tik Tok is, it is a social media video app that allows you to create and share short lip singing skits, comedy clips, and share “talent” videos. So basically, you upload a video, and if you get enough likes, you can become “internet-famous.”

Being one of the most popular smart apps around the world, there is an audience of more than 500 million users. With a high teenage user base, the app has managed to influence a lot of teenagers to do stupid challenges that nobody asked for. Just like this one.

What exactly is this challenge? Well, someone came up with a smart idea to grab a plastic Ziploc bag, fill it with hand sanitizer, bleach, and shaving cream. Teenagers are then told to hold the bag against their eye for at least a minute. The trend was started back in April by Greg Lammers, who seems to have sparked the viral phenomenon claiming that this will change the color of your eyes.

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THE ONT MUSICAL INTERLUDE



Born on this day: 6 Nov 1948
Glenn Frey, guitar, vocals, the Eagles, (1977 US No.1 & UK No.8 single 'Hotel California', plus 5 US No.1 albums. ‘Greatest Hits 1971-1975’ is the second biggest selling album in the world with sales over 30m). Solo (1985 UK No.12 single 'The Heat Is On'). Frey died on 18 Jan 2016 died at the age of 67 in New York City from complications arising from rheumatoid arthritis, colitis and pneumonia. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Dancing in the moonlight and headbutting a cop. Genius Award Winner.

Troopers were called to Route 41 and Bridge Street in Salisbury Township around 2:37 a.m. for a call of a man dressed in black who was dancing in the middle of the road.

He was pulling on the doors of several businesses, including a U.S. Postal Service building and Aunt Jennie’s Diner, and when police showed up, he ran into the Conoco Gas Station on Route 41.

The trooper followed him inside and tried to arrest him, but Clark resisted and head butted the trooper. He broke free, and tried to punch the trooper before the trooper could subdue him.

Clark had a hypodermic syringe on him, and police believe he was under the influence of methamphetamine.

He is also facing charges of attempted criminal trespass, resisting arrest, simple assault, harassment, public drunkenness, possession of drug paraphernalia, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.

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An impressive return. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Like magic, Wizard Rock is back.

A Prescott National Forest employee on patrol discovered the 1-ton boulder back in its rightful place on the morning of Nov. 1.

The landmark, known locally as Wizard Rock, was reported missing about two weeks ago from its familiar location on State Route 89 near White Spar Road south of Prescott.

The boulder's disappearance attracted media attention nationwide. Its disappearance — not to mention who took it — was the cause of much speculation.

Sarah Clawson, a ranger for Prescott National Forest's Bradshaw Ranger District, was just glad to have the boulder back where it belonged on Friday morning.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Clean Up in Aisle 9.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp LLC. The ONT was written in the back country.Could this be a back country ONT?

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Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2019 10:01 PM (H5knJ)

2 It's all on a timer, isn't it?

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:01 PM (dOV9E)

3 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:02 PM (7WaWV)

4 Lurk

Posted by: Sock Monkey...wearing my Jed Clampett hat at November 06, 2019 10:02 PM (vSTQF)

5 This ONT somehow seems familiar... Are we getting re-runs now?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:03 PM (7WaWV)

6 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at November 06, 2019 10:03 PM (JFzNN)

7 Deja Voo all over again.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 10:03 PM (mU726)

8 Deja Vu?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...wearing my Jed Clampett hat at November 06, 2019 10:03 PM (vSTQF)

9 Read teh "content"!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (7WaWV)

10 Indeed. This is the ONT from yesterday! until it wasn't.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)

11 luck be a lady tonight

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (xIKXj)

12 5 This ONT somehow seems familiar... Are we getting re-runs now?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:03 PM (7WaWV)

Fuck yeah. Sweeps week is a couple of months off.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (aA3+G)

13 what the fuck? it's deja vu all over again. HA!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (KP5rU)

14 Ilhan Omar, is what we used to refer to in HS as a skank.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (dUJdY)

15 Hey, where all da evidence that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide, an the white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (XVuno)

16 So who's going to claim Omar for the horde?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

17 coffee. wasn't it originally from Yemen?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)

18 I don't care if it's a rerun I didn't get to see it last night.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 10:05 PM (dUJdY)

19 16 So who's going to claim Omar for the horde?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

I wouldn't touch her with CBD's tongs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:05 PM (aA3+G)

20 It's Groundhog Day!

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 06, 2019 10:05 PM (xPl2J)

21 coffee. wasn't it originally from Yemen?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)

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Are civets indigenous to Yemen?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2019 10:06 PM (XVuno)

22 Apparently the air conditioning wasn't working at the Trump rally. May explain the crowd.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 10:06 PM (TLxpZ)

23 17 coffee. wasn't it originally from Yemen?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)


Ethiopia. But Yemen coffee is amazing.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:07 PM (dOV9E)

24 That pic up top, there's a big buck about to step out of the brush.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 10:07 PM (mU726)

25 In Re: Coffee.
The US military runs on coffee. It is a strategic resource that we should encourage all Ag schools to work on getting it to grow within the continental limits of these United States. This should be the Manhattan Project of our times - temperate zone coffee.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:07 PM (LGlN2)

26 Fcuk my "betters".

Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 06, 2019 10:07 PM (SENHs)

27 Has anybody here seen Plungerface,
Heard he's back, and lookin' for a place to lay down

Posted by: Chateau Honkey at November 06, 2019 10:07 PM (XVuno)

28 Ohhh, a nice, fluffy ONT! Thanks, MisHum!

Now, a return to read the content.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:07 PM (+KLFa)

29 Some of these items are recycled. Right?

Posted by: JAS at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (DBGf/)

30 Niiiiice ONT, MisHum! Thank you!

Btw, any one else think Emma Watson is a stupid bint-- with all the mental prowess of a pre-adolescent?

Posted by: JQ at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (gP/Z3)

31 "Verily, I say Unto You, Those Who Photoshop Thine Moon to Appeareth Larger Than Life, Shall Not Prevail"

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (Prro8)

32 Curses, foiled again. Not even top 20, sad!

And after the debacle in Virginia yesterday, I'm not so sure the good Colonel Schlichter understands the voting base!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (BiNEL)

33 Never trust an expert or a better.

Posted by: Hotgas at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (/CkqQ)

34 You have to subscribe to Ace VIP to get new ONT's

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (xPl2J)

35 I'm getting a strange feeling of deja vu...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (I2/tG)

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Man, Gladys Knight is doing a show in Nashville in May. Could be a good excuse for a week off to visit my folks in Knoxville before the weather gets too hot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (FmhK2)

37 New study reveals what most of us probably already know: People will say just about anything to get laid.

Respect you in the morning? Honey, I would never respect you any less than I do right at this moment.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 10:09 PM (q1Pj5)

38 Let's replace this Yemeni terrorist with a domestic one from antifa and see if anyone notices.

Posted by: Announcer Guy at November 06, 2019 10:09 PM (XVuno)

39 Now where have I seen this content before?
The world wonders.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 06, 2019 10:09 PM (Tt761)

40 Ethiopia makes me very highly say "lassie."

Posted by: Halfwise at November 06, 2019 10:09 PM (HzJQJ)

41 Willowed but worth repeating. After the Trump rally, Right Side broadcasting guy said they are gearing up for 200 such events in the next year. Trump will be back in LA next week on Thursday, making three rallies there in 45 days. This is freaking incredible.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:09 PM (md3fh)

42 New study reveals what most of us probably already know: People will say just about anything to get laid.

Yeah, not worth it.

Posted by: Meatloaf at November 06, 2019 10:10 PM (dOV9E)

43 34 You have to subscribe to Ace VIP to get new ONT's
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (xPl2J)

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Ace Prime. Six bucks a year and worth every penny.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2019 10:10 PM (XVuno)

44 31
"Verily, I say Unto You, Those Who Photoshop Thine Moon to Appeareth Larger Than Life, Shall Not Prevail"

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (Prro

Common, are you related to a Brian Stelter "Tater"? Just asking.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:10 PM (LGlN2)

45 "Self partnered" not single?

Wow. That really sounds like something that a person who needs extensive mental health counseling would say.


It also sounds like another way to say "I'm a narcissist who likes to masturbate."

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 06, 2019 10:10 PM (HNyOC)

46 Will she marry the white kafir she was bopping on the side? Or does she have another brother or cousin looking to immigrate?

A: Epstein didn't marry himself. Or even self-partner.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 06, 2019 10:10 PM (Ndje9)

47 "what we used to refer to in HS as a skank."

Seriously though, did anybody have a friend from HS who diddled their brother? or sister?

Every now and again some pervert tells that story on /b/ over in 4chan. Sometimes it's even true.

I really doubt it happens often because, eewwww ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME !?!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)

48 ...Gladys Knight is doing a show in Nashville in May...

Wow, really? Saw her once (w/o Pips!) overseas in the early 80s. She was awesome.

Posted by: JQ at November 06, 2019 10:11 PM (gP/Z3)

49 she actually considers herself "self-partnered,"


Strong wrists on that one.

Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 06, 2019 10:11 PM (SENHs)

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36
Man, Gladys Knight is doing a show in Nashville in May. Could be a good excuse for a week off to visit my folks in Knoxville before the weather gets too hot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:08 PM (FmhK2)

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Don't go unless DNA sampling shows that at least one of the Pips was an original.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2019 10:11 PM (XVuno)

51 Don't you think all those 17 year old wizards and witches would hooking up all the time. C'mon. It's not like they have to go to college to get a degree in STEM or get a job anywhere.

Posted by: JAS at November 06, 2019 10:12 PM (DBGf/)

52 Seriously though, did anybody have a friend from HS who diddled their brother? or sister?

Maybe, if you live in Missouri.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 10:12 PM (dUJdY)

53 Sessions is one of the very few Republicans (along with Moore) who could lose to a Democrat. Democrats will be highly motivated to come out and vote against him, and he has destroyed his reputation among Republicans with his disastrous tenure as AG. I would hope the grass roots can unite behind an alternative (among the many competitors) and defeat him in the primary. Time to keep the swamp from refilling.

Posted by: civil truth at November 06, 2019 10:13 PM (QMp6w)

54 I think Kurt S is wrong there. The fundamental premise is wrong.

If we were talking about George Washington, I might concede the point that that man is my 'better'. In fact, I will do so now.

These hamsters we have in the city named after him? Nope.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:13 PM (2B9A/)

55 Deja vu all over again. MisHum pulled an ONT dead man's switch.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 06, 2019 10:13 PM (COzlW)

56 Well, I'm still not sure I understand the timeline of Omar's marital history.
She didn't marry Hirsi for a long time because she was already married to her brother Elmi?
So she finally divorced her brother Elmi and married Hirsi, whom she was already boinking.
But by the time she was finally married to Hirsi, she was boinking the white infidel, whatzisname.

This could make a great Lifetime Network movie.
But definitely not Hallmark Network Christmas movie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 10:14 PM (+lVUW)

57 The comments on vip signup were brutal at hot air. I cant imagine more than 5 people signing up. All so family members.
Posted by: Hotgas at November 06, 2019 09:43 PM (/CkqQ)
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When you posted this I had to go over a check it out. Glad Allah and Ed are being taken to the woodshed. Good to see some names from the past ripping on them.

When they gave us notice they were going to go to Facebook comments everyone warned them that they wouldn't be back. They didn't listen then and they probably won't listen now.

Allah and Ed ruined that site. Why would anyone pay money to a site that despises you because you support Trump?
RUFKM

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (wiXsO)

58 O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (dOV9E)

59 I'm not in on the joke that this ONT is the same as last night. Because last night's was completely different than this. I'll probably regret asking this, but would anyone care to explain?

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (aXucN)

60 55 Deja vu all over again. MisHum pulled an ONT dead man's switch.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 06, 2019 10:13 PM (COzlW)


Some content is new.
And all of the comments are.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (aA3+G)

61 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (Y4EXg)

62 as our "sexual systems" are activated in the presence of an attractive stranger, it is common for people to embellish, conform, change their attitudes regarding certain topics, and outright lie all to make a good first impression.

No way!

Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (I2/tG)

63 42
New study reveals what most of us probably already know: People will say just about anything to get laid.



Yeah, not worth it.

Posted by: Meatloaf at November 06, 2019 10:10 PM (dOV9E)

Start cross indexing the amount of alcohol in the bloodstream with the last time someone said something...close-to-I-will-mate-with-you-perhaps...and age while referencing fat-deposits and age...and then you will see how much rationalizing and justifying a normal person can get.

Not saying anything about me, of course.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (LGlN2)

64 definitely not Hallmark Network Christmas movie.

We'd be interested in a summary. Have your people call our people! Go for the one with seven fingers on her left hand, she types faster.

Posted by: Habsburg Network at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (ykYG2)

65 It's just stupid, if the Moon ever looks like that in RL, get right with God, cuz things are gonna get real bad. Goddamn photoshop.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (Prro8)

66 59
I'm not in on the joke that this ONT is the same as last night. Because
last night's was completely different than this. I'll probably regret
asking this, but would anyone care to explain?



Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (aXucN)

Last night this one was posted by accident and then fixed about 2 mins later

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (TLxpZ)

67 M-O-O-N that spells reboot.

Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (SENHs)

68 What is so wrong about self-partnering?

Posted by: Onan at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (dOV9E)

69 I have a friend who was a cop. He was ambushed one night by three drug smugglers and left for dead. He survived, but was forced to resign as a result of his injuries. He had tape of the radio calls from that night. He interspersed the calls with "Smugglers Blues." It was really cool, but his wife did not like it one little bit.

Posted by: windbag at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (WKz+y)

70 Good Wednesday evening, Horde.

Speaking of the VIP paywall, the latest Schlichter article is behind it.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

71 Federal prosecutors in San Francisco charged two former Twitter employees and a Saudi national with a plot to provide the Saudi government with information about Twitter users, including critics of the Saudi government.

Well, how the hell else are the Saudis going to figure out who to behead?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (+lVUW)

72 65 It's just stupid, if the Moon ever looks like that in RL, get right with God, cuz things are gonna get real bad. Goddamn photoshop.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (Prro

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That's no moon.

Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (XVuno)

73 Last night this one was posted by accident and then fixed about 2 mins later
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (TLxpZ)
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Ahhhhhh. Thank you, Brian.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (aXucN)

74 as our "sexual systems" are activated in the presence of an attractive stranger, it is common for people to embellish, conform, change their attitudes regarding certain topics, and outright lie all to make a good first impression.

Of course I'll respect you in the morning.

Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)

75 59 I'm not in on the joke that this ONT is the same as last night. Because last night's was completely different than this. I'll probably regret asking this, but would anyone care to explain?
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (aXucN)


Well a certain dork posted Wednesday's ONT on Tuesday. And this dork had internet issues and couldn't pull the ONT and post the correct one.

The dork in question wishes he could blame the hamsters. But, that wasn't the case.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

76 got to use my new snowblower today. the snowman was happy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (KP5rU)

77 67 M-O-O-N that spells reboot.
Posted by: mikeyG-BackCountry, Ciamarella, EDKH at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (SENHs)


Gasp! You included the forbidden work in your nic!

Posted by: CNN at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (dOV9E)

78 as our "sexual systems" are activated in the presence of an attractive stranger, it is common for people to embellish, conform, change their attitudes regarding certain topics, and outright lie all to make a good first impression.

I like astrology too!

Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)

79 bluebell: they posted this content last night, then yanked it after at least 19 comments, posted something else last night, then posted this one tonight.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (ykYG2)

80 Old Joey is playing the doddering fool, which he will increase, to keep his son and himself out of prison.

Posted by: Deja Vu at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (tyEy7)

81 It's also been revealed that the row of guys in nomex outfits behind the podium at the rally tonight are the astronauts Trump's sending to Mars.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (TLxpZ)

82
Ant Banks is a seriously underrated rap producer. Deep, smooth beats. No samples, either. All original stuff. That's rare.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (FmhK2)

83 Actually, the moon does look that big when that close to the horizon.

It's one of them optimal delusions.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (mU726)

84 Why is this night the same as all other nights?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (t+qrx)

85 as our "sexual systems" are activated in the presence of an attractive stranger, it is common for people to embellish, conform, change their attitudes regarding certain topics, and outright lie all to make a good first impression.

I'm a male feminist!

Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (I2/tG)

86 Comment from the previous thread:

376
Carnival Row is a big disappointment - pro immigrant British pap, colonizers baaad

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 09:22 PM (G546f)

________


Yep. Lasted all of 30 minutes before I said LOLGF -- pathetically subtle, like hammer blows to the head.

Wife likes NCIS and NCIS: New Orleans (I don't -- they went pretty much all-cuck all the time a few years back) and we just watched a couple of episodes of each where within 5 seconds of seeing the bad guys as tatted-up white dudes I say "Oh great, here we go again with the greatest threat to America -- the evil white supremacists" and she says "How do you know they're going to be white supremacists" and I say "ALL the bad guys now are white supremacists" -- and of course I'm proven right within 30 seconds.

Needless to say, I refuse to watch any of this crap anymore ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (WqPYg)

87 Damn hamsters! A kind of weasel as I understand it.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (md3fh)

88 i've been advised to trust sessions by some smart ones, so I do

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (xIKXj)

89 Great content MisHum, much appreciated

Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (zUdXR)

90 Are saying anything and promising anything the same? Asking for a friend, and personal attorney.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (LOq4H)

91 We still love you MH!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (dUJdY)

92 I like astrology too!

Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)


My sign is horn dog.

Posted by: Deja Vu at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (tyEy7)

93 76 got to use my new snowblower today. the snowman was happy.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (KP5rU


LMAO


And here I thought I lived in snow country.

Chavez!!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

94 Wizard Rock? Ho hum, not very gneiss.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (/sgva)

95 Wow, I can't believe I got all those actual answers from you guys, lol. Thanks.

Wait, are you guys all feeling okay?

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (aXucN)

96 MH!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (KP5rU)

97 Sessions was in the Senate from 1997 - 2017. What are his accomplishments?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (H5knJ)

98 Hey everybody.

Tonight's ONT looks... familiar! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

99 91 We still love you MH!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (dUJdY)

You're a doll. Thanks!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G)

100 88 i've been advised to trust sessions by some smart ones, so I do
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (xIKXj)


That. Quiet and useless are very different things. Still, I can imagine him having difficulties running for office.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (dOV9E)

101 I have self partnered with myself a time or two. Much prefer a collaborative effort, but it will do if you are in a hurry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:20 PM (2B9A/)

102 'm not in on the joke that this ONT is the same as last night. Because last night's was completely different than this. I'll probably regret asking this, but would anyone care to explain?
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:15 PM (aXucN)

Right after last night's first version of the ONT went up and collected about 20 comments, it vanished. Bermuda Triangle. DBCooper.

Then a pale facsimile appeared, and the original comments had been mysteriously suppressed.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 06, 2019 10:20 PM (HzJQJ)

103 I'll share what I shared last night:

MisHum, nice spooky pic up top. Reminds me of Michael Jackson's Thriller video. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:20 PM (L2ZTs)

104 Chavez, does your snowblower have the surprise anal attachment?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2019 10:20 PM (XVuno)

105 Wow, I can't believe I got all those actual answers from you guys, lol. Thanks.

Wait, are you guys all feeling okay?


lol!! I know right?

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)

106 And if you're a dork, MisHum, you're a well-prepared dork if you've got your ONTs for the week all lined up.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:21 PM (aXucN)

107 Now we know one of MisHum's ONT recipe prep secrets: every entry he makes is baked for 24 hours straight before being served fresh!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)

108 106 And if you're a dork, MisHum, you're a well-prepared dork if you've got your ONTs for the week all lined up.
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:21 PM (aXucN)

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Well prepared dorks are the worst category of dork.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2019 10:21 PM (XVuno)

109 So the COBs don't just pull this stuff out of their asses at the last minute? Hmm.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (md3fh)

110 Did someone say pale facsimile? That was my nickname in college!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (dOV9E)

111 97
Sessions was in the Senate from 1997 - 2017. What are his accomplishments?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (H5knJ)

What are the accomplishments of any random senator since 2000?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (LGlN2)

112 It's just stupid, if the Moon ever looks like that in RL, get right with God, cuz things are gonna get real bad. Goddamn photoshop.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (Prro
* * * *

Tater, honey, please stop with the photoshopped moon thing! Some of us like these photos. To me, a larger moon is reflective of what i actually see when a full moon is on the rise. Cameras can never capture the magic.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (+KLFa)

113

Wait... Banks did sample "Hollywood Swingin'" by Kool & the Gang for "Money in the Ghetto." I correct myself. But most of his shit was original.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (FmhK2)

114 104: yes, but it only works on the blower.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (KP5rU)

115 yes, Splunge, he'll have a better time if some evidence of accomplishments while in office come out.

I'm no authority. I just read a lot.

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (xIKXj)

116 If anyone is interested, the semi-famous Omaha rock claimed another victim a couple days back. I told you -- Omaha drivers are that stupid.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (pEPTW)

117 as our "sexual systems" are activated in the presence of an attractive stranger, it is common for people to embellish, conform, change their attitudes regarding certain topics, and outright lie all to make a good first impression.

Love your cats!

Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (I2/tG)

118 But definitely not Hallmark Network Christmas movie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 10:14 PM (+lVUW)


Maybe a Skidmark Ramadan movie?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (/sgva)

119 Common Tater, you never hear of a Bad Moon Rising?

And yes, I have seen moons that looked that big.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

120 Why is this night the same as all other nights?

love is natural and real . . .

Posted by: Morrissey at November 06, 2019 10:23 PM (ykYG2)

121 If that's the best that can be said of Sessions, then it's an admission that we can get what he gave from virtually any GOP placeholder.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 06, 2019 10:23 PM (H5knJ)

122 106 And if you're a dork, MisHum, you're a well-prepared dork if you've got your ONTs for the week all lined up.
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:21 PM (aXucN)


I'm working ahead this week.
Quite a busy week here.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)

123 knew a guy in HS who got laid every fri nite dance. ask a girl to dance, grab her a$$ and say 'wanna fuk?'. slapped 9 times, left with a cutie the 10th.
moral of the story, Why Lie?

Posted by: Madtom at November 06, 2019 10:23 PM (go+84)

124 lol!! I know right?
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 06, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
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I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop. See what this place has done to me?

I shall quit while I'm ahead. Good night, everyone!

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2019 10:23 PM (aXucN)

125 I have seen the Moon absolutely YUGE! You wouldn't believe it. -- Neil Armstrong

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:24 PM (md3fh)

126 as our "sexual systems" are activated in the presence of an attractive stranger, it is common for people to embellish, conform, change their attitudes regarding certain topics, and outright lie all to make a good first impression.

You can do anything with a woman's studies degree!

Also, I was a big fan of Sleater-Kinney.

Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

127 1984.
16 years old.
Smuggler's Blues.
First speeding ticket.



In a Renault Alliance
(Car of the Year!)

Posted by: Chuck C at November 06, 2019 10:24 PM (r6GXX)

128 Ooh-ooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh-ooh that smell
Joe Biden didn't sniff himself

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (Ndje9)

129 I saw Tonight's ONT open for Last Night's ONT at Reading and Leeds in '94...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (7WaWV)

130 125 I have seen the Moon absolutely YUGE! You wouldn't believe it. -- Neil Armstrong

I call that "Wednesday."

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg's Husband at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (dOV9E)

131 112 It's just stupid, if the Moon ever looks like that in RL, get right with God, cuz things are gonna get real bad. Goddamn photoshop.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:16 PM (Prro
* * * *

Tater, honey, please stop with the photoshopped moon thing! Some of us like these photos. To me, a larger moon is reflective of what i actually see when a full moon is on the rise. Cameras can never capture the magic.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (+KLFa)


Maybe a week or 3 without photos, just text will be better appreciated.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)

132 If I sign up for Ace VIP do I get an autographed hat?

Posted by: Hotgas at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (/CkqQ)

133 97 bear with

Iirc, Sessions was involved w passing a total of five bills and half were health care related during his Senate tenure. He was not a busy Senator. He didn't even select his top deputies at DOJ. He farmed that out to Charles Cooper.

Posted by: Ever at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (ZZDMQ)

134 Weird day at work today.

I'm having... difficulties... with my co-worker. She basically refuses to let me train her on the job. She also refuses to do most of her own work and wants me to do it.

Yesterday I let my boss have it and told him exactly what I thought of her. So this morning, she didn't come in, at all.

I thought, uh oh. Either she's quit, been canned or is working in another office today.

Turns out she (says she) was taking care of her sick daughter. Okay fine, I'll take that at face value. Still, I'm just getting a bit sick of being held responsible for her mistakes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)

135 Thank you for another great ONT, MisHum. You amaze me.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

136 What are the accomplishments of any random senator since 2000?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (LGlN2)

One managed to get himself made president.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (2B9A/)

137 I can't imagine the kind of effort that goes into doing up an ONT. COBs mining raw content from the content mines, slaving away at the video foundry, sweating over the silly picture forges like a pack of Hephaestuses.

*quietly hums anvil chorus from Il trovatore*

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (t+qrx)

138 I was checking out O'Keefe's twitter, and he had pictures of himself putting on his bulletproof vest

he's activated a deadman's switch

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (xIKXj)

139 knew a guy in HS who got laid every fri nite dance. ask a girl to dance, grab her a$$ and say 'wanna fuk?'. slapped 9 times, left with a cutie the 10th.
moral of the story, Why Lie?


I knew a guy like that in college. Propositioned just about every girl in the school, and had about a five percent success rate.

Not bad, if you can withstand the near-constant rejection.

Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (I2/tG)

140 Wizard Rock? Ho hum, not very gneiss.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 10:19 PM (/sgva)
* * * *

***snort***

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (+KLFa)

141 76 got to use my new snowblower today. the snowman was happy.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (KP5rU

Ran mine today, and had to stop for a minute to let the dog go in the house. Left snowblower idling. When I got back to it, the auger drive would not work. Ran it up to the shop, took off the belt guard. Belt had slipped partially off the pulley. Slipped it back on, and I finished the job. Weird.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (/sgva)

142 If Sessions is loyal GOPe as many believe, then the RNC will make sure he wins.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 10:27 PM (mU726)

143 131 Maybe a week or 3 without photos, just text will be better appreciated.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)


See? See what you all did? Now he's contemplating punishments! Although a lack of pictures does limit the scope...

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:27 PM (dOV9E)

144 Everybody was ONT Fighting!
Those 'rons were fast as lightening!It was a little bit frightening!
The 'ettes had expert timing!


https://tinyurl.com/y95otsfp

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:27 PM (LGlN2)

145 Did someone say pale facsimile? That was my nickname in college!
Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 06, 2019 10:22 PM (dOV9E)

I'd always wondered about Romney nicknames.

I like his Twitter ID, Norm dePlume.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 06, 2019 10:27 PM (HzJQJ)

146 James O'Keefe did not kill himself.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:28 PM (dOV9E)

147 O'Keefe did in fact kill himself next Saturday morning.

Posted by: not hillary clinton at November 06, 2019 10:28 PM (ykYG2)

148 James O'Keefe is dead?!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:28 PM (2B9A/)

149 "Actually, the moon does look that big when that close to the horizon."

Well no, actually it doesn't, which is my point. It's not even close. I'm trying to think of the analogy that fits. Autotune or grade inflation, or something like that.

It makes for a more "impressive" photograph, I guess is the thinking. Instead of waiting around to take a special photograph, we'll fake it. Toroweap point at dusk, it's a new moon, bummer. Oh wait!! We'll just stick this Big Ass Telephoto Lens Closeup shot of the moon, color the sky greenish pink, and stick that MFer 'bout rightcheer... "Fake Tits" of landscape portraits I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:28 PM (Prro8)

150 The quote about coffee: These lab jocks trying to find something bad about coffee remind me of Puritans -- fear that someone somewhere might be enjoying a few pleasant moments. Because it gives so many people joy, there's just got to be something bad and they are not going to rest until they find it. I suspect Science in the Public Interest must be leading the charge.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (pEPTW)

151 Time machine apparently is operational again.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (l9m7l)

152 I like his Twitter ID, Norm dePlume.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 06, 2019 10:27 PM (HzJQJ)

Is that Mormon for C*cksucker?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (aA3+G)

153 i want to know why in the absolute fuck do i even have to know who adam schitt even is? no good, pedo, fake, pile of shit should be pelted with rotten tomatoes and tear gas. what a slimy pile of twisted monkey shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (KP5rU)

154 Of course the RNC wants Sessions to win--and Trump WILL endorse him.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (o1fzk)

155 Although I preferred Don Henley to Glen Frey from a songwriting perspective, I think Don is a class-A A-hole from every interview and anecdote about him I've seen.

I really enjoyed Glen in the TV series "Wiseguy" and "Miami Vice" -- and Smuggler's Blues was a great song in the latter.


There's an Epstein parody in there somewhere but I'm too tired to spend anymore than 5 seconds on it:

There's trouble in the jail tonight

I can feel it in my bones, I had a premonition

That I should not be alone

I knew the dude was loaded

But I didn't think he'd kill

Everything exploded, and the blood began to spill

Posted by: ShainS at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (WqPYg)

156 Males! Rejection is a testosterone energizer. take my word for it.

Posted by: Madtom at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (go+84)

157 i'm with you, there, chavez

it'll be a pleasure to see him tried for treason

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:30 PM (xIKXj)

158 Suicide. Next week. Shot six times in the back of the head. Bullet proof vests do not cover the back of the head. When one is determined to self eliminate, even a bullet proof vest will not keep you from success. Clintoncide.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:30 PM (md3fh)

159 as our "sexual systems" are activated in the presence of an attractive stranger, it is common for people to embellish, conform, change their attitudes regarding certain topics, and outright lie all to make a good first impression.

It must be very hard to get a masters degree in sociology.

Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:30 PM (I2/tG)

160 Is that Mormon for C*cksucker?

I'll have you know that my peter is delectable.

Posted by: Mitt! at November 06, 2019 10:30 PM (ykYG2)

161 A former editor at Vice Media blames a gonzo journalism culture at the youth-oriented media outlet for pushing him into an international cocaine smuggling ring that will now send him to prison.


Journalism is one helluva drug.

Posted by: Hands at November 06, 2019 10:31 PM (786Ro)

162 "Mr. Spicer's staying power has little to do with his performances," wrote Kourlas. "Over the past eight weeks, he has been the weakest dancer on the show. His low scores from the judges have borne that out."

We've put up with your left wing lecturing long enough. LOLGF


When they had Sarah Palin's daughter on there I would vote every week. The fact that Sean Spicer is so clumsy makes it even better.




Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

163
Slowing your roll because you want to bang some liberal chick is dumb. If you've gotten her buttered up enough to be talking politics, it's in the bag. If you stand your ground, and diss her dumb ideas (gently, of course) it only makes you more attractive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:31 PM (FmhK2)

164 Rotten tomatoes and tear gas. Poetry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:31 PM (2B9A/)

165 Closeup shot of the moon, color the sky greenish pink, and stick that MFer 'bout rightcheer... "Fake Tits" of landscape portraits I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:28 PM (Prro

Well, you'd be no fun at a porno photo shoot.

Posted by: Needledick the Bugfucker at November 06, 2019 10:31 PM (/sgva)

166 157: same here, booknlass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:32 PM (KP5rU)

167 The color palette in the photo is quite lovely.

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2019 10:32 PM (jm1YL)

168 Well this is awkward. I wonder what Trump will do?

@yasher

1. Exclusive: I've obtained passages from the book by 'Anonymous', the author of the NYT Op-ed

In the book, Anonymous claims that senior officials had no doubt that Pence would support invoking the 25th amendment if the majority of the cabinet agreed.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 10:32 PM (ZLI7S)

169 Wonder why the one Twitter employee was smart enough to go home to Saudi Arabia, but the other stayed in Seattle and was arrested? That's really rather pathetic that they had been working this case for years and they only nab one of the three.

Posted by: Ever at November 06, 2019 10:32 PM (ZZDMQ)

170 Am I having a psychotic episode or several months ago was there a story someone said was going to drop about Don Henley that was horrific involving children?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (2B9A/)

171 Slowing your roll because you want to bang some liberal chick is dumb

Political views are irrelevant.

What's important is that you be a handsome, arrogant, jerk.

Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (I2/tG)

172 I believe we're getting to the end of the clinton's power.

they weren't the only ones who Epstein had the goods on.

have any of you seen the footage of the young naked boy climbing out of the third floor window of Buckingham Palace, on sheets tied together?

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (xIKXj)

173 I mentioned this earlier but I'm heading back to Uganda. I have the flights from hell. Calgary to Toronto to Addis Ababe to Entebbe,
Going home it's Entebbe to Addis Ababe to Dublin to Toronto to Calgary.
Yikes.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (Uu+Jp)

174 Schlichter is doing some VIP-only content now. Ugh. Say it ain't so, Kurt!

Posted by: gp, AoSHQ VIP Plutonium Member at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (mk9aG)

175 Simmerin' my chili tonight.

Question for everyone: what's your chili 'secret recipe'? Yuengling? Turnip? Val-U-Rite? Peanut butter? Marmite? Cigar ashes? Kerosene?

I'd genuinely like to know. Meanwhile I'm considering throwing some salsa taqueria into the pot.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

176 (And of course, NO CARROTS!)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

177 And - between this Tom's thing over the last year and the Masterpiece Cakeshop thing, I feel for anyone who opens a business in this fucked-off town.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:34 PM (FmhK2)

178 Nice thing about getting here a little late, there's no race to the comments. I can ease in by looking at Ace's funnies post, then go up to savor the new ONT content...

The... new... content...

*blinks*

I'm having the strangest feeling of deja whoo!

Posted by: mindful webworker - again and again at November 06, 2019 10:34 PM (5Ev1l)

179 141 76 got to use my new snowblower today. the snowman was happy.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:17 PM (KP5rU

Ran mine today, and had to stop for a minute to let the dog go in the house. Left snowblower idling. When I got back to it, the auger drive would not work. Ran it up to the shop, took off the belt guard. Belt had slipped partially off the pulley. Slipped it back on, and I finished the job. Weird.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (/sgva)

--------------------------------

I have to get my snowblower ready for the season. I got a new one last year on Black Friday. Worked great except it wouldn't move (supposed to be self-propelled). Started pulling it apart to find the drive belt had slipped off.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2019 10:34 PM (CAJOC)

180 Turns out she (says she) was taking care of her sick daughter. Okay fine, I'll take that at face value. Still, I'm just getting a bit sick of being held responsible for her mistakes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)

Now you're not only going to have to do your own job, you're going to have to protect yourself from her trying to get even for what she imagines you have done to sabotage her.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 06, 2019 10:34 PM (HzJQJ)

181 Maybe a week or 3 without photos, just text will be better appreciated.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM



So... No Yoko! or Tanya? Bummer...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:35 PM (7WaWV)

182 we already know that Don Henley likes them young. A teenager OD'ed in his own home around 1980. That's what 'Dirty Laundry' is all about, Henley whining because he got called on it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:35 PM (ykYG2)

183 john atkinson grimshaw.

you could look it up.

Posted by: mjc at November 06, 2019 10:35 PM (Pg+x7)

184 When the moon

Is that size

Like your eyes

While anal surprise

That's amore!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 10:35 PM (q1Pj5)

185 Halfwise, I know. I'm frustrated.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)

186 Wizard Rock... the UFOs are getting bored...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (hjrto)

187 175 Simmerin' my chili tonight.

Question for everyone: what's your chili 'secret recipe'? Yuengling? Turnip? Val-U-Rite? Peanut butter? Marmite? Cigar ashes? Kerosene?

I'd genuinely like to know. Meanwhile I'm considering throwing some salsa taqueria into the pot.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)


Chipotles in adobo sauce. Plus one other secret I discovered on my own. Might not adapt to your chili, but here it is: instead of normal salt, use that "Celtic salt" that comes in blue bags and containers. It's kind of bitter, but it works perfectly with my chili.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (dOV9E)

188 Didn't Ace say something about this having more hits than certain stalwart Tru-Con sites?

https://tinyurl.com/yxm3qz79

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (LGlN2)

189 *checks comments*

Our comments from yesterday were removed?

I am of the most boohoo of sadnesses.

All those whatever it was we few wrote, lost, like tears in the shower...

Posted by: mindful webworker - again and again at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (5Ev1l)

190 183 john atkinson grimshaw.

you could look it up.
Posted by: mjc at November 06, 2019 10:35 PM (Pg+x7)

He made very good stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (2B9A/)

191 Don Henley killed Epstein

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (TLxpZ)

192 have any of you seen the footage of the young naked boy climbing out of the third floor window of Buckingham Palace, on sheets tied together?

Mark 14:51-2

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (ykYG2)

193 Splunge, thanks! Those both sound delish.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

194 >>>Question for everyone: what's your chili 'secret recipe'?

Don't make it so spicy-hot that you can't taste the flavors.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (mU726)

195 "When the possibility of a sexual or romantic encounter reveals itself, the study finds people are very likely to present themselves in a deceptive manner in order to appear as attractive as possible to their potential new mate."

How does this whole thing even work, exactly?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

196
Political views are irrelevant.

What's important is that you be a handsome, arrogant, jerk.
Posted by: Males! at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (I2/tG)

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I'm not handsome, or a jerk. I'm a *little* bit arrogant, lol. Always did well enough with the ladies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:37 PM (FmhK2)

197 I got fuel for my 28-year-old snow blower today, but I didn't haul it out and get it ready...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:37 PM (7WaWV)

198 Didn't Mojo Nixon have a song, "Stop Don Henley"??

We gotta stop Don Henley, that no-good dirty rat!
He's trying to stop deforestation and we can't have that...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

199 Maybe a week or 3 without photos, just text will be better appreciated.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Tater can always submit photos he feels worthy of inclusion in the ONT, right? No guarantee they will be used, of course.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:37 PM (+KLFa)

200 davidt, thanks, I've learned that one the hard way

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

201 Emma Watson is the wokiest witch from Hogwarts

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 10:38 PM (G546f)

202 191 Don Henley killed Epstein
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 06, 2019 10:36 PM (TLxpZ)

I thought it was Joe Walsh, not the former congress critter. That Walsh is Bill Kristol's new gurlfriend.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

203 I got fuel for my 28-year-old snow blower today, but I didn't haul it out and get it ready...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 10:37 PM (7WaWV)

Is her name Tiffani?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 06, 2019 10:38 PM (q1Pj5)

204
I'm not handsome, or a jerk. I'm a *little* bit arrogant, lol. Always did well enough with the ladies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:37 PM (FmhK2)


----------

Those weren't ladies.

Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at November 06, 2019 10:39 PM (XVuno)

205 *quietly hums anvil chorus from Il trovatore*
Posted by: hogmartin

----

It scares me a bit that my brain immediately spun up the opera.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)

206 If you are a peacock, just spread your magnificent tail and the ladies will swoon. If you are a tailless guy with no clue, lots of luck. If you are a turkey, the tail thing might not work.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:39 PM (md3fh)

207 Didn't Mojo Nixon have a song, "Stop Don Henley"??

====
Don Henley Must Die

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 06, 2019 10:40 PM (8AONa)

208 So today on the radio I heard that the real reason people don't trust the media is not that they are lying sacks of shit, but that we are being told that they are lying sacks of shit by people who are being sarcastic and condescending about the media being lying sacks of shit.

Seriously, sometimes I think that people are doing things just to see when someone is finally going to throw the bullshit flag.

Evening roonz and roonettez! I should be doing maths right now but I'm going to wait until tomorrow to do them.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 06, 2019 10:40 PM (T8A10)

209 Re: MisHum's Corbyn quote:

Considering the well-deserved (until recently) reputation of British 'cuisine', it takes a lot cheek for Jeremy Corbyn to trash the US like that.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2019 10:40 PM (F0ei9)

210 I have to get my snowblower ready for the season. I
got a new one last year on Black Friday. Worked great except it
wouldn't move (supposed to be self-propelled). Started pulling it apart
to find the drive belt had slipped off.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 06, 2019 10:34 PM (CAJOC)


Already test-fired mine and it went off like a champ! I put the fuel stabilizer in last spring, tanked it up; and then two days ago it sat up and said "Good-Bye Snow!'

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:40 PM (LGlN2)

211 Tater can always submit photos he feels worthy of inclusion in the ONT, right? No guarantee they will be used, of course.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:37 PM (+KLFa)

---------

I have some great pics of Everest. Maybe I'll send them in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2019 10:41 PM (XVuno)

212 Good quality Chili Powder, I like heat, but it's more a freshness thing. Grocery store chili powder is just a step above rancid sawdust. Blech. I'm no corksniffer, easy to please, but Jeeze Louise it's nasty. Chili powder doesn't have too much of a shelf life.

Mexican Oregeno, can't seem to find the good stuff at all anymore, for some reason.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:41 PM (Prro8)

213 2009Refugee, I've read that Mojo has sometimes had a duet partner on that song... Don Henley. Oookay... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)

214 Didn't Mojo Nixon have a song, "Stop Don Henley"??



He had one called "Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my 2 headed love child" but I have to say my favorite Mojo song is Foo Foo Haircut.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 06, 2019 10:41 PM (T8A10)

215 Didn't Mojo Nixon have a song, "Stop Don Henley"??

"Don Henley Must Die", actually. Mojo Nixon played this song until Don Henley strolled out on stage one evening unexpectedly while they were playing the song, and sang it as a duet with the lead singer.

This freaked them out so badly that they changed the song to "Michael Bolton Must Die".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2019 10:41 PM (I2/tG)

216 Common Tater, thanks! Yeah, good quality stuff can be tricky to find. Also it's true that Mexican Oregano is tricky to find, I think the hip kids are smoking it nowadays. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)

217 The Stache is mort?

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:42 PM (md3fh)

218 215; in either case, mojo wasn't wrong.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:43 PM (KP5rU)

219 ARC, I admit if Don Henley and Michael Bolton were standing in front of me and my gun, and I had only *one* bullet..........

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

220 You kids with your snowblowers that do all the work...

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2019 10:43 PM (mU726)

221 He's a tortured artist
Used to be in The Eagles
Now he whines
Like a wounded be able
Poet of despair

Pumped up with hot air
He's serious pretentious

And I don't care
Etc etc

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 06, 2019 10:43 PM (8AONa)

222 There's no way Pence was on board for that 25th Amendment takedown of Trump.

No way.

People can say anything.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 06, 2019 10:44 PM (o1fzk)

223 Like Kurt said.......

Tic...Tok

2020 ought to be some show, yees, sir ree, bob!

Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 06, 2019 10:44 PM (kFkpX)

224 Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions will never be a senator from the state of Alabama again. He had his time, it's over. Now it's up to a fresh face to represent conservatives instead of that fucktard Democrat asshole Jones.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at November 06, 2019 10:44 PM (qZdIZ)

225 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yxvxjxx3

https://tinyurl.com/y3eldgxz

https://tinyurl.com/y45xds3w

https://tinyurl.com/yyvgqnkw

https://tinyurl.com/yxrvpmnl

Posted by: kbdabear at November 06, 2019 10:44 PM (qAR6u)

226 It scares me a bit that my brain immediately spun up the opera.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)


No shame in that! I like Verdi.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 10:45 PM (t+qrx)

227 222 especially when they're insane and anonymous

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 10:45 PM (xIKXj)

228
In the book, Anonymous claims that senior officials had no doubt that Pence would support invoking the 25th amendment if the majority of the cabinet agreed.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 10:32 PM (ZLI7S)

I don't believe it, even though Pence's wife couldn't stand Trump - at least if accounts of her actions on Election Night at the Hilton are to be believed. I'd rather believe that's Anonymous waging war against Trump on the innuendo front.

That being said, I think that Pence is to Trump as GHWB was to Reagan.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2019 10:45 PM (F0ei9)

229 What is so wrong about self-partnering?

It's better than marrying your damn brother.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

230 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yygrkxlx

https://tinyurl.com/yy9xdwp5

https://tinyurl.com/y5x8mjdz

https://tinyurl.com/y3bwak45

https://tinyurl.com/y2sc44nc

Posted by: kbdabear at November 06, 2019 10:46 PM (qAR6u)

231 Still with the Sessions crap. Sad.

Get out more.

Posted by: nip at November 06, 2019 10:47 PM (cpS4u)

232 That being said, I think that Pence is to Trump as GHWB was to Reagan.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2019 10:45 PM (F0ei9)

At least in so far as the similarity to my mind: the main guy sucks so much of the oxygen out of the room that you hardly notice the VP.

What kind of opinion did the public actually have of GHWB before he ran for president and you got to take a look at him by himself?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:48 PM (2B9A/)

233 >>I don't believe it, even though Pence's wife couldn't stand Trump - at least if accounts of her actions on Election Night at the Hilton are to be believed. I'd rather believe that's Anonymous waging war against Trump on the innuendo front.

I don't believe it either. I don't believe anyone Trump appointed seriously considered invoking the 25th Amendment.

Because that would be dumb.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 10:48 PM (ZLI7S)

234
OK, here's what I've been doing:

Low-boil fatty pork all day til it's it super tender and you get whatever pork-schmaltz is called (water-lard?), and then chop it up nice and small and set it aside. Starting in the middle of this process, make the chili out of a little bit of jalapeno, a lot of roasted hatches, and a medium amount of roasted poblanos.

Once the chiles are most (like 80%) of the way to disintegrated, throw in the skimmed off water-lard. and once it's swirled in and consistent, through add the pork (and whatever spices you like), and let it go a couple more hours.

This is pretty good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:48 PM (FmhK2)

235
Tater can always submit photos he feels worthy of inclusion in the ONT, right? No guarantee they will be used, of course.
----------

That's actually a fair point as well as a damn good idea.

Yeah, they'd get used, cuz I'm that good. And they ain't faked. It's just every goddamned picture these days with a Moon has to have it 57 times bigger. NASA photoshopped the moon into one of their shots of a Saturn V - they get a pass, I think - but the scale is accurate, and only space nerds knew, because they checked calendars, etc etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:49 PM (Prro8)

236 232 What kind of opinion did the public actually have of GHWB before he ran for president and you got to take a look at him by himself?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:48 PM (2B9A/)


What opinion do you have of that chair in your kitchen that is never the one you sit in?

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:49 PM (dOV9E)

237 231 Still with the Sessions crap. Sad.

Get out more.
Posted by: nip at November 06, 2019 10:47 PM (cpS4u)

The sleepy sessions stuff or the fact that it would be nice to find some actual new blood?

Yes?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:49 PM (2B9A/)

238 80 Old Joey is playing the doddering fool, which he will increase, to keep his son and himself out of prison.
Posted by: Deja Vu


I hope he gets the nomination. Trump's campaign ads against Biden could consist of hair sniffing and retard statements.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 10:49 PM (+lVUW)

239 What opinion do you have of that chair in your kitchen that is never the one you sit in?
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 10:49 PM (dOV9E)

Exactly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:50 PM (2B9A/)

240 f'in smartphone moves words around when I touch it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:50 PM (FmhK2)

241 "What kind of opinion did the public actually have of GHWB before he ran for president and you got to take a look at him by himself?"

I know! I know!

He was the Invisible Man over on Doonesbury; he snarked about Reagan's economics being "voodoo" in the 1980 primary (which was then proven wrong); he was branded a "wimp" in the media (which was, later, proven right).

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:50 PM (ykYG2)

242 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics




*waiting for Thursday*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 06, 2019 10:51 PM (T8A10)

243 240 f'in smartphone moves words around when I touch it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 10:50 PM (FmhK2)

How is the Ouija 5?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 10:51 PM (2B9A/)

244 Hey everybody!

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2019 10:51 PM (7ZQe3)

245 Just Biden my time here Boss.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:51 PM (md3fh)

246 47 -- boulder: my only daughter has three older brothers (her twin was born first so technically he's an older brother). The entire time she was in high school, I told her that no matter how pretty the packaging, all males were just like her brothers. "Mom! That's disgusting!"

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 06, 2019 10:51 PM (pEPTW)

247 Mexican Oregeno, can't seem to find the good stuff at all anymore, for some reason.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 10:41 PM (Prro
* * * *

Try Bolner's Fiesta Spices. Available at Amazon, and Bolner's may also have web ordering. They should have your Mexican oregano.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:51 PM (+KLFa)

248 pete!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:52 PM (KP5rU)

249
Skank is a faith tradition? Who knew?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2019 10:52 PM (pNxlR)

250 "Mom! That's disgusting!"


But completely accurate.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 06, 2019 10:52 PM (T8A10)

251
Try Bolner's Fiesta Spices. Available at Amazon, and Bolner's may also have web ordering. They should have your Mexican oregano.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 06, 2019 10:51 PM (+KLFa)


Don't buy spices from Penzeys.. The owner is a horrid, obnoxious leftist.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)

252 I have a frickin' cold or something so I will say good night and proceed to my bunk.

Posted by: Ruthless at November 06, 2019 10:54 PM (md3fh)

253 217 The Stache is mort?

Huh? Source?

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2019 10:55 PM (7ZQe3)

254 night, ruthless.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

255 241 "What kind of opinion did the public actually have of GHWB before he ran for president and you got to take a look at him by himself?"

I know! I know!

He was the Invisible Man over on Doonesbury; he snarked about Reagan's economics being "voodoo" in the 1980 primary (which was then proven wrong); he was branded a "wimp" in the media (which was, later, proven right).
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 10:50 PM (ykYG2)

Pence folded like a cheap suit when Marc Benioff, Salesforce's founder and chairman, threatened to withhold his company's services from the state of Indiana after its senate passed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act.

He should have called his bluff, dropped Salesforce, and used one of his competitors - like Oracle - instead.

Hopefully he's now learning how to play the game at the feet of the master.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2019 10:56 PM (F0ei9)

256 Hey Chavez, how much snow did you get?

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 06, 2019 10:56 PM (7ZQe3)

257 253; he was killed by a prick from the spinning wheel.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:57 PM (KP5rU)

258 Betcha the "self-partnered" actress has a big dildo collection . . . or rather a collection of big dildos.

Posted by: Kebas at November 06, 2019 10:57 PM (kwsnd)

259 **waves wand**
Negatum suicidere Epstein-ium!

Posted by: Emma Watson at November 06, 2019 10:57 PM (786Ro)

260 233
>>I don't believe it, even though Pence's wife couldn't stand
Trump - at least if accounts of her actions on Election Night at the
Hilton are to be believed. I'd rather believe that's Anonymous waging
war against Trump on the innuendo front.



I don't believe it either. I don't believe anyone Trump appointed seriously considered invoking the 25th Amendment.



Because that would be dumb.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 10:48 PM (ZLI7S)


Because the next president would then dis-appoint them as cabinet secretaries (because they are known revolutionaries!)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 10:57 PM (LGlN2)

261 256: 3-4" of wet, sloppy slush.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

262 250 -- Yup. I always said I pitied the guys who tried to date her. Between her brothers and their friends, she'd heard and seen everything.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 06, 2019 10:59 PM (pEPTW)

263 Eric Ciaramella, the whistleblower, is also a material witness in the Bidens' Ukraine corruption

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:00 PM (xIKXj)

264 Eric Ciaramella, the whistleblower, is also a material witness in the Bidens' Ukraine corruption
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:00 PM (xIKXj)

Ciaramella? Isn't that the Italian liqueur made from fermented Fiats?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 11:02 PM (/sgva)

265 Oopsie! The carriage is turning back into a pumpkin. Night all.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 06, 2019 11:02 PM (pEPTW)

266 >>Because the next president would then dis-appoint them as cabinet secretaries (because they are known revolutionaries!)

Wheels and walls.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 11:02 PM (ZLI7S)

267 doggeh's tail was wagg___ in his sleep

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 11:02 PM (G546f)

268 Common Tater, thanks! Yeah, good quality stuff can be tricky to find. Also it's true that Mexican Oregano is tricky to find, I think the hip kids are smoking it nowadays. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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No seriously, I mentioned this on a cooking thread. Most spices, or at least many, won't keep very long. It doesn't do any of them any good to sit on a shelf. Some will handle it reasonably. Cinnamon, for example. But I inherited, yes, inherited some ancient Mexican Oregeno probably 25 years old some years back. Commercial - maybe McCormick, or Spice Island? Anyway, it was a fine ground, almost flourescent green powder and really strong and aromatic. It was just the stuff for Chili!

Then I ran out. Ordered some more ... and it was like ... ditchweed that sat in a warehouse for 5 years compared to some primo skunk, so long as you're using dope analogies. Literally, just rough leaves with no flavor. I expect there's something similar. Maybe Mexican Oregeno is a different species - or they get a better price for the pollen or something like that.

I had a similar joy when I discovered fresh Basil. Grows like a weed - and if you want GOOD spaghetti, pizza, lasagna, there Is NO substitute. It's the one thing that can compete with garlic.

In fact, it might even work in Chili? Maybe? A little bit.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 06, 2019 11:02 PM (Prro8)

269 263
Eric Ciaramella, the whistleblower, is also a material witness in the Bidens' Ukraine corruption

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:00 PM (xIKXj)


So is Adam Schiff and every staff member of his office. For the investigation into the extended cover-up.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 11:03 PM (LGlN2)

270 Don't buy spices from Penzeys.. The owner is a horrid, obnoxious leftist.
Posted by: Ladyl

---

Use "The Spice House" instead. It's the asshole's sister. She'll sell to anyone isn't insulting to anyone either.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 11:03 PM (Y4EXg)

271 >>>Wheels and walls.

And bulletts

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:03 PM (aA3+G)

272 AOP!

I want to let you know that I got a lot of lolz today with your riff about St Greta water skiing to Spain behind a nukular submarine...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 11:03 PM (7WaWV)

273 263 Eric Ciaramella, the whistleblower, is also a material witness in the Bidens' Ukraine corruption
Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:00 PM (xIKXj)


Wow, what a strange coincidence!

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:04 PM (dOV9E)

274 Sessions will be on Tucker tomorrow. Should be interesting. I just want someone who can beat Doug Jones... Roy Moore can't.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 11:04 PM (wiXsO)

275 Alberta Oil Ciaramello sounds like a delicious something, but it's really a stinky chicken ship trump hater

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:04 PM (xIKXj)

276 270 Use "The Spice House" instead. It's the asshole's sister. She'll sell to anyone isn't insulting to anyone either.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 11:03 PM (Y4EXg)


Yup. Would have loved to be a fly on the wall at that family conversation.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:05 PM (dOV9E)

277 If you have a local Indian store check out their spices.

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 11:05 PM (G546f)

278 I want to let you know that I got a lot of lolz today with your riff about St Greta water skiing to Spain behind a nukular submarine...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 11:03 PM (7WaWV)

Glad you enjoyed it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 11:06 PM (/sgva)

279 Geez, this ONT is yuge...

It's not a law or an ordinance

True, it's just a Constitution.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 11:06 PM (C78No)

280 274 Sessions will be on Tucker tomorrow. Should be interesting. I just want someone who can beat Doug Jones... Roy Moore can't.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 11:04 PM (wiXsO)

Sessions was a good senator. The whole AG episode almost made me forget that he, pretty much singlehandedly, brought Big Tech's abuse of H1-B visas to public attention. Even if he becomes a Never Trumper out of spite, it's worth having the R in the seat.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 06, 2019 11:07 PM (F0ei9)

281 On Alabama's twitter: "Protest Trump during the LSU game and risk losing your reserved seating"

Winning

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:07 PM (xIKXj)

282 And bulletts

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:03 PM (aA3+G)



Bullitts?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 06, 2019 11:07 PM (T8A10)

283 when st. greta breaks away from her parents, she will be the front person of a swedish death metal group. she will be swedens' parking lot patty. then, she will marry a ghey muslim goat trafficer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:08 PM (KP5rU)

284 Bullitts?

Those to GGE

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)

285
Eric Charsoyarella is a pajama boy, a soyboi. There was a photo of him during his college days and he had that classic bearded soyboi look.

These androgynes are making beards look sissy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 06, 2019 11:08 PM (f1Vqw)

286 Ever feel like there's some great secret to life that everyone but you is privy to?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:09 PM (NWiLs)

287 Peace Out, Babies.


Remember - no negative waves.


https://tinyurl.com/q8vc8x5

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 06, 2019 11:09 PM (LGlN2)

288 Night to all the people who left.

Not sure what is with me tonight. Either tired or getting sick. Tis the season.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 11:10 PM (2B9A/)

289 These androgynes are making beards look sissy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 06, 2019 11:08 PM (f1Vqw)

They have to be mostly gray or white to lend gravitas, he said self-servingly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 11:10 PM (/sgva)

290 286 Ever feel like there's some great secret to life that everyone but you is privy to?
Posted by: Insomniac

No.
I think everyone is just stumbling along, trying to keep their balance

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 11:11 PM (G546f)

291 286; no, don't care either.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:11 PM (KP5rU)

292 i've been advised to trust sessions by some smart ones, so I do
Posted by: booknlass

Y'all ain't from round here is ya.

Posted by: Jeff Bob #2 at November 06, 2019 11:11 PM (vSTQF)

293 286 - Yep. And that as soon as I enter the room everyone else stops talking about it.

Posted by: vivi at November 06, 2019 11:11 PM (11H2y)

294 209 Re: MisHum's Corbyn quote:

Considering the well-deserved (until recently) reputation of British 'cuisine', it takes a lot cheek for Jeremy Corbyn to trash the US like that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris


I was raised on a farm. Given the way food is in its natural state I'm amazed with what food processors accomplish, especially with celery, cabbage, and heads of lettuce.
Later when we had a large home garden my mom would not grow broccoli because of the difficulty of making sure there are no insects in all the florets.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 11:12 PM (+lVUW)

295 I'm here, did I miss any big secrets?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 06, 2019 11:13 PM (SchxB)

296
It's not a beard by itself -- it's part of a "look". The soyboi Washington Nats pitcher exemplifies it here:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7642571

That looks says emasculated soyboi.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (f1Vqw)

297 And that as soon as I enter the room everyone else stops talking about it.
Posted by: vivi at November 06, 2019 11:11 PM (11H2y)

Oh, they weren't talking about The Secret of Life - they were talking about you.

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (G546f)

298 The best Ciaramella is made only with 70's Fiat drivers seat vinyl. It's getting rare and pricey.

Posted by: klaftern at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (RuIsu)

299
I post these anti-abortion songs every so often... they're the most hardcore ones I know of:

"From Womb to Waste"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Td8FXlOIo
(you may need to read lyrics to this one, because metal)

"The Unseen"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbYLhn5gC5I
(this one is absolutely clear, but it's gangsta rap so if you hate that, don't click it)

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (FmhK2)

300 220 You kids with your snowblowers that do all the work...
Posted by: davidt


I hire a snowplow service. It's lovely.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (+lVUW)

301 one of the best citizen journalists wrote this, in regard to the Morman family killed recently in Mexico: "NXIVM, Mexican drug cartels, the Finders and Jeffrey Epstein are all linked, and all tied to the CIA."

glad the POTUS is building the wall

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (xIKXj)

302 >> Ever feel like there's some great secret to life that everyone but you is privy to?

It's like that old Eddie Murphy undercover white skit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 06, 2019 11:15 PM (f1Vqw)

303 Remember to vote for Sean on Monday night.
I'll post a reminder on Monday.
Liberals are now upset over the popular vote. LOL.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2019 11:15 PM (wiXsO)

304 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 11:10 PM (/sgva)

I've got the white privilege down pat

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:16 PM (aA3+G)

305 297 And that as soon as I enter the room everyone else stops talking about it.
Posted by: vivi at November 06, 2019 11:11 PM (11H2y)

Oh, they weren't talking about The Secret of Life - they were talking about you.

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (G546f)

*snort*

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:16 PM (NWiLs)

306 Common Tater, good advice. True, some spices taste great (and age well), others begin as or turn to dust.

Legally Sufficient, thanks for the tips!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)

307 New study reveals what most of us probably already know: People will say just about anything to get laid.
___

I usually said, hey Jeff get me another blonde.

Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton at November 06, 2019 11:16 PM (WdocV)

308 Well prepared dorks are the worst category of dork.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

That's not what you said when you I filed your tax return last year.

Posted by: Guy who wears a pocket protector at November 06, 2019 11:16 PM (vSTQF)

309 Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 11:14 PM (+lVUW)

Preach it sister

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:17 PM (aA3+G)

310 286 Ever feel like there's some great secret to life that everyone but you is privy to?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:09 PM (NWiLs)


No. I don't think that exists. I am blessed with a sense of well-being. Not worth much; I didn't have to work for it, it just is. If you don't have that, pretending to have it is likely the next best thing. And sometimes, when we pretend to have something, consistently, it arrives.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:17 PM (dOV9E)

311 The Unseen is hardcore, yes.

Another one is Stevie Nicks' "Sara". Since we're on topic of Don Henley, earlier

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 11:17 PM (ykYG2)

312 Anonymous claims that senior officials had no doubt that Pence would support invoking the 25th amendment if the majority of the cabinet agreed.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 10:32 PM (ZLI7S)


That's a big bunch of nothing. What senior officials? And if there were some, "had no doubt" is based on what?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 11:17 PM (+lVUW)

313 and the secret of life is heroin. obviously.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 11:18 PM (ykYG2)

314 How do you prepare a dork? Do you trim the fat, flatten it with the tenderizing hammer and season it with s&p?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)

315 Not many spices age well. Okay, Chinese dried tangerine peel.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:18 PM (dOV9E)

316 Pierre Delecto: "I'm the biggest pain in Trump's ass!"
Jeff Sessions: "Hold my beer."

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 06, 2019 11:18 PM (xmKbk)

317 Well, I'm going to make like a shag carpet, and have a long Winter's nap. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2019 11:18 PM (/sgva)

318 Insomniac #286: Ever feel like there's some great secret to life that everyone but you is privy to?

Uh-oh. Insomniac suspects! Increase his dosages, before we lose sponsors for The Insomniac Show.

Posted by: mindful webworker - behind the scenes at November 06, 2019 11:19 PM (5Ev1l)

319 Insom: YES, I have felt that way many times.

I've often felt that people don't take me seriously, just because I'm *me.* Then again, I've learned to carry and conduct myself a bit better and it doesn't happen as often, thank God.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

320 302 >> Ever feel like there's some great secret to life that everyone but you is privy to?

It's like that old Eddie Murphy undercover white skit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 06, 2019 11:15 PM (f1Vqw)

I don't really care for Lawrence Welk or champagne cocktails so I guess I'm not missing out after all.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:19 PM (NWiLs)

321 later aop.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

322 Judge Jackson rejected a request from defense lawyers Tuesday to remove a
potential juror who dislikes President Trump and whose husband is a
lawyer who worked on the Russia-Trump case.
***

And were I Trump I would officially pardon Stone and quote the judge in this case.

Also, amazing world isn't it - the FBI just admitted to lying to the court in its prosecution of Gen Flynn and....no one got arrested over it did they?

Of course we've got Pedo Bill Clinton walking around as a free man so I guess that isn't even the worst of it.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:20 PM (WdocV)

323 goodnight!

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:20 PM (xIKXj)

324 Night AOP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 11:20 PM (2B9A/)

325 Ever feel like there's some great secret to life that everyone but you is privy to?
***

I think it is too easy to just see the got spots in your neighbors lives. Most people have crap going on that you just don't see.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:21 PM (WdocV)

326 Deer hunted many a Thanksgiving morning on old grown over Apple orchard roads just like that photo.

Posted by: Suffering Succotash at November 06, 2019 11:21 PM (Bf3hj)

327 325 Most people have crap going on that you just don't see.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:21 PM (WdocV)


Yeah. There's an expression: "Never compare your insides to other people's outsides."

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:22 PM (dOV9E)

328 when st. greta breaks away from her parents, she will be the front
person of a swedish death metal group. she will be swedens' parking lot
patty. then, she will marry a ghey muslim goat trafficer.
____

I was thinking acting, then porn, but I guess I'm higher on her chances in life then you are.

Posted by: Obligatory at November 06, 2019 11:23 PM (WdocV)

329 Eric Charsoyarella is a pajama boy, a soyboi. There was a photo of him during his college days and he had that classic bearded soyboi look.

Get a load of his lawyer, Mark Zaid:

https://bit.ly/32obeCz

As someone has asked, are they *all* pedophiles?

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 11:23 PM (OiC69)

330 Sessions will be on Tucker tomorrow. Should be interesting. I just want someone who can beat Doug Jones... Roy Moore can't.

***

Hard to beat the enemy when your "friends" are spending most of their time stabbing you in the back.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:24 PM (WdocV)

331 anyone waiting for justice in the ongoing coup, your answer is at nevergonnahappen.com. there is no justice on this planet. it's baked in the cake.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

332 The part of the sketch was always when the convenience store clerk hands Eddie the paper for free is my favorite.

"I finally began to realize that when white people are alone... they give each other things for free!"

Certain black people really think that's how it is with whites, and Eddie is making fun of that. You could never get away with that joke now. Sa!d

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:25 PM (FmhK2)

333 good docu about the weather under ground

https://youtu.be/9PjtV0RA8hE

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:26 PM (xIKXj)

334 -
Manitowoc dude is too skinny. He needs to up the cheeseburger/meth ratio.

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2019 11:26 PM (RVcmP)

335 Anonymous claims that senior officials had no doubt that Pence would support invoking the 25th amendment if the majority of the cabinet agreed.

So would I, but Joe Biden isn't going to be President.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 11:27 PM (Z1eux)

336 I seriously suck at typing on the smartphone

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:27 PM (FmhK2)

337 These androgynes are making beards look sissy.

They've been taught by the woke crowd that men are evil. So they're trying to have a beard and still not look like a man. Like the manbun, it's just not a good look.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 11:28 PM (+lVUW)

338 I seriously suck at typing on the smartphone

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:27 PM



Have you tried SwiftKey?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 11:28 PM (7WaWV)

339 So would I, but Joe Biden isn't going to be President.
___

Wait a minute. How am I running a re-election campaign if I've never been president.

Answer that you deplorable right winger if you can!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 06, 2019 11:28 PM (WdocV)

340 MisHum, I know you don't like me sharing stuff from Quora, but I just found this pic there.

Thought you ALL would like... (think kbdabear)

https://tinyurl.com/yyv9f5ny

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)

341 New study reveals what most of us probably already know: People will say just about anything to get laid.

Sometimes you wonder how scientists manage to tie their shoes.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2019 11:29 PM (QrTqV)

342 328: we'll see how it plays out. personally, she would have to do german scat porn. bitch be one nazi looking freak.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

343 Pence seems pretty upright, and kind of a wuss. I can't seem him conspiring to take down Trump.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:29 PM (WdocV)

344 >>Pierre Delecto: "I'm the biggest pain in Trump's ass!"
Jeff Sessions: "Hold my beer."

Seems unlikely.

>Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Tuesday night praised the policies of his former boss, President Donald Trump, and said he continues to support him.

>Sessions spoke Tuesday night at a Madison County Republican Party fundraiser in Huntsville. The former attorney general and U.S. senator made no mention of the Trump impeachment probe in his 40-minute speech, and declined to speak to reporters as he left.

>He did, however, heap praise on Trump's effort on trade, immigration and foreign policy: "That's why I supported him and why I still do support him," Sessions told the crowd of about 500.

>"He is relentlessly and actually honoring the promises he made to the American people," Sessions said.

https://tinyurl.com/y66uwwnk

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 11:30 PM (ZLI7S)

345 337 So they're trying to have a beard and still not look like a man. Like the manbun, it's just not a good look.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 11:28 PM (+lVUW)


I thought I had absorbed all of the modern horrors. Then I saw a dude with a short crewcut, front and sides, topped with a large manbun. Hideous.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:30 PM (dOV9E)

346 https://tinyurl.com/yyv9f5ny

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:28 PM



She's got beautiful eyes...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 11:31 PM (7WaWV)

347 So is the kid in aisle 9 doing the plunger a comic, or is his mom? Or they're a duo?

'Cause that pic is funny.

I show this shit to my grandkids via text, and ask them to delete it after viewing.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 06, 2019 11:31 PM (4ZE6o)

348 we'll see how it plays out. personally, she would have to do german scat porn. bitch be one nazi looking freak.
___

HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: St Greta of the Green Soylent at November 06, 2019 11:31 PM (WdocV)

349 Zettai, oh yeah

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

350 348: sailing, sailing away.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:33 PM (KP5rU)

351 -
--
I seriously suck at typing on the smartphone
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:27 PM

----------------

Finally you've identified the problem. Now please remove your phone from under my ass.

Posted by: IBM Selectric at November 06, 2019 11:33 PM (RVcmP)

352 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)


Someday my sweet kind Humanitarin ways are not going to save your ass

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:34 PM (aA3+G)

353 Hell, if Scoldilocks believes all that crap she preaches, she'll probably commit suicide.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 11:34 PM (+lVUW)

354 330 Sessions will be on Tucker tomorrow. Should be interesting. I just want someone who can beat Doug Jones... Roy Moore can't.

***

Hard to beat the enemy when your "friends" are spending most of their time stabbing you in the back.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:24 PM (WdocV)

Yup, it was Never Trumpers and scolds who killed him in the last election.

Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 11:35 PM (NgKpN)

355 I thought I had absorbed all of the modern horrors. Then I saw a dude with a short crewcut, front and sides, topped with a large manbun. Hideous.
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:30 PM (dOV9E)
-----
Geez, were you at the Tigard Fred Meyer? I saw that guy today.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 06, 2019 11:37 PM (3Z6pZ)

356 325 Ever feel like there's some great secret to life that everyone but you is privy to?
***

I think it is too easy to just see the got spots in your neighbors lives. Most people have crap going on that you just don't see.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:21 PM (WdocV)

I suppose that's true. Some days I just feel like everybody gets it but me, and I'm stuck on the outside.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:37 PM (NWiLs)

357 During the lean Obama years, schadenfreude was a scarce resource. Now I can wake up, say to myself "Donald J. Trump is President of the United States," and I get a full dose. And yet it keeps coming. Saint Greta being stranded on the wrong side of the Atlantic Ocean, and begging for a carbon-free ride, almost made me overdose.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2019 11:37 PM (dOV9E)

358
The IBM Selectric typewriter was a masterpiece, industrially and aesthetically. A true American classic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:37 PM (FmhK2)

359 343 Pence seems pretty upright, and kind of a wuss. I can't seem him conspiring to take down Trump.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:29 PM (WdocV)

Kind of reminds me of Dan Quayle, for some reason (aside from the Indiana connection.) More reserved maybe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 11:37 PM (2B9A/)

360 Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2019 11:34 PM (+lVUW)


With a banned scary weapon of war

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:38 PM (aA3+G)

361 353; she is a poser. playing a part. poorly. she doesn't have the core belief to off herself.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:39 PM (KP5rU)

362 319 Insom: YES, I have felt that way many times.

I've often felt that people don't take me seriously, just because I'm *me.* Then again, I've learned to carry and conduct myself a bit better and it doesn't happen as often, thank God.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)

Want to know what is worse?

When you WERE all that. When you WERE at the top, when people once looked to you as the expert in your field, the one they called on when they could not figure it out...

But now? Years later? No one knows your name.

Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 11:39 PM (NgKpN)

363 The IBM Selectric typewriter was a masterpiece, industrially and aesthetically. A true American classic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:37 PM (FmhK2)

I wonder how long my M keyboard at home will last. Damn thing is 30 years old, has to give out sometime, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 11:40 PM (2B9A/)

364
Even the ads for the Selectric were great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNUEUth7qjc

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:40 PM (FmhK2)

365 The Selectric is the greatest writing implement ever devised...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 11:40 PM (7WaWV)

366
I wonder how long my M keyboard at home will last. Damn thing is 30 years old, has to give out sometime, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 11:40 PM (2B9A/)

---

Each key's buckling spring is rated to one million presses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:41 PM (FmhK2)

367
And so into the realm of dreams I march

Unworried about the future

Until, of course, sunrise...

♥ Morons & ettes

Posted by: mindful webworker - between the lines at November 06, 2019 11:42 PM (5Ev1l)

368 Don Q, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)

369 as our "sexual systems" are activated in the presence of an
attractive stranger, it is common for people to embellish, conform,
change their attitudes regarding certain topics, and outright lie all to
make a good first impression.


Not just leading up to the moment, by the way.

So, anyways, after the first night we woke up in bed together, and I was having trouble remembering her name, she opened her eyes and looked at me, and I said, "good morning beautiful."

I called her Beautiful for the next 6 years, because my wits escaped me when I needed them most.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2019 11:43 PM (1glZx)

370 But now? Years later? No one knows your name.
Posted by: Don Q at November 06, 2019 11:39 PM (NgKpN)

Yeesh. Yeah, that's rough.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:44 PM (NWiLs)

371 Chavez, does your snowblower have the surprise anal attachment?



Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 06, 2019 10:20 PM (XVuno)


Makita makes those. Electric is quieter, anyways.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2019 11:44 PM (1glZx)

372 Each key's buckling spring is rated to one million presses.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:41 PM (FmhK2)

Huh. Should last a couple more years then. The B, U, S Y and T keys might be getting close though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 11:44 PM (2B9A/)

373 @Breaking911 1h

DEVELOPING: 1 dead, at least 2 wounded in shooting at Church's Chicken restaurant in San Diego; According to police, the suspect tried to buy food at the location earlier in the day using a counterfeit $100 bill; he is a black male in a hooded sweatshirt - KGTV

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2019 11:45 PM (1Vobx)

374 Story at LATimes (no winky) that Seth Meyers, for his new Netflix special, starts to make jokes about politics... but BEFORE HE DOES, he puts up a SKIP POLITICS button on the screen.

Apparently people who tune in can use their remote and actually skip his anti-Trump jokes.

Also, according to the article? If you press the SKIP POLITICS button, you come back just in time to hear Seth Meyers state on stage:

"So I guess I misjudged him, and I do think he's a very good president."

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)

375 MisHum, I know you don't like me sharing stuff from Quora, but I just found this pic there.

It was just last week that you were saying you don't know if it is you or MisHum that has a problem.
I think you just answered your own question.

Do you got to Q every night and post links/stories from AOSHQ?

Posted by: Alice McD at November 06, 2019 11:45 PM (E+yET)

376 Night mw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 06, 2019 11:45 PM (2B9A/)

377 winky? Linky! Autocucumber strikes again!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)

378 Alice, that's actually not a horrible idea.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)

379 Fuck Glen Frey, and Dan Fuckin Henley while we're at it.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 06, 2019 11:46 PM (oAY8z)

380 For extended discourses on my mobile, I use a small Bluetooth keyboard what I'd purchased at Walmart for about $15... It's about 7" wide, 5" tall, and a 1/4'' deep... I remapped some of the keys -- the semicolon key is now the apostrophe, etc.... Works great!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 11:46 PM (7WaWV)

381 -
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I think it is too easy to just see the got spots in your neighbors lives. Most people have crap going on that you just don't see.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2019 11:21 PM (WdocV)

I suppose that's true. Some days I just feel like everybody gets it but me, and I'm stuck on the outside.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:37 PM

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Many of your posts remind me of George Gobel and brown shoes. (I still think he's one of the best comedians ever)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHVcgUajtA

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2019 11:47 PM (RVcmP)

382 Not sure I've ever noticed a Church's chicken place here. But I'm stunned that a guy who would pass counterfeit bills would [probably] illegally own a gun, and [illegally] murderate and wound people at a restaurant. No cartel or illegal alien connection, so that's a plus.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 11:48 PM (QDnY+)

383 Posted by: rhomboid at November 06, 2019 11:48 PM (QDnY+)

Fuckin loopholes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:52 PM (aA3+G)

384 rhomboid, yup.

It's just a sandwich people!! Good grief!!
Some people I guess are desperate for an excuse to throw their lives away.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)

385
The ONT Classical Music Interlude

When we think of the march from "The Bridge on the River Kwai" it's likely to be the one from the arrival of the POWs, that is "Colonel Bogey" written in 1914 by Kenneth Alford (the pen name of bandmaster Frederick Ricketts).

A second march is heard when Lt. Col. Nicholson is greeted by his men after outlasting Col. Saito, part of the soundtrack by Sir Malcolm Arnold. Here it is, as arranged by Christopher Palmer and performed by the London Symphony Orchestra conducted by Richard Hickox.

https://youtu.be/2rtvUDHQ9Bs

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2019 11:53 PM (7rVsF)

386 You kids with your snowblowers that do all the work...
Posted by: davidt

Yep. My snow removal tool is a John Deer 550

Posted by: Guy who wears a pocket protector at November 06, 2019 11:53 PM (vSTQF)

387 Many of your posts remind me of George Gobel and brown shoes. (I still think he's one of the best comedians ever)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHVcgUajtA
Posted by: irright at November 06, 2019 11:47 PM (RVcmP)

Sounds about right. And smoking and drinking on camera? Good heavens!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 06, 2019 11:54 PM (NWiLs)

388 According to police, the suspect tried to buy food at the location earlier in the day using a counterfeit $100 bill;

The cashier was suspicious when the bill instead of Franklin's face had Obama's.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 06, 2019 11:54 PM (ykYG2)

389 I consider Pence and Sessions both to be unsuspecting strong gentlemen. I think they're more than just soft spoken tokens.

Have you seen the cartoon where POTUS is pooh and VPOTUS is piglet and pooh asks, What day is today?

and piglet says T"oday's the day we burn this mf'er down."

and pooh says "my favorite day."

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:55 PM (xIKXj)

390 Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:55 PM (xIKXj)


Your confidence is a ppreciated

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 06, 2019 11:56 PM (aA3+G)

391
Ya know, the Selectric really is a model for anyone who needs to design a tool for people to use... make it very functional, then make it comfortable to use, then make it pretty, too. Surefire formula.

And Epstein didn't kill himself. Print that on the manufacturer's plate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2019 11:56 PM (FmhK2)

392 ford vs. ferrari looks like a good movie. i'll check it out. not in a theater, though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

393 "The most important thing we've learned about coffee over the past 20 years is that there's very little indication that it's bad for you. If anything, there's more evidence that it may be healthy to drink."
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Anyone who missed the image with MH's Saturday morning thread, here 'tis , note that it was sourced by ibguy:
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/ibguycoffee.png

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2019 11:58 PM (xSo9G)

394 I just can't imagine the mayhem that would have ensued had the Church's Chicken fellow had attempted to purchase his meal with a real Canadian $50 note...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 06, 2019 11:59 PM (7WaWV)

395 thanks for bringing it night after night, Mis Hum!

now i've got to go to sleep, cuz tomorrow is a day

Posted by: booknlass at November 06, 2019 11:59 PM (xIKXj)

396 >>That didn't take long.

Mark Zaid, one of the attorneys representing the intelligence community whistleblower at the center of the Democrats' ongoing impeachment inquiry, tweeted conspicuously in January 2017 that a "coup has started" and that "impeachment will follow ultimately."

https://tinyurl.com/y3pf2x35

I bet this took Trump by surprise too.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 06, 2019 11:59 PM (ZLI7S)

397
Pence seems like he's doing the perfect VP thing to me -- loyally defending his boss at every turn and talking him up at every opportunity.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 07, 2019 12:01 AM (f1Vqw)

398

@ScottMcDonnell_
Medical professionals standing in solidarity at Boston Medical center in protest of First Lady Melania Trumps visit.
First lady visiting cuddle program at Boston hospital for babies born on drugs.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1192113759378165760

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 12:01 AM (aKsyK)

399 That's because everything Trump is doing is a "big fucking deal".

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 07, 2019 12:02 AM (377Zs)

400 392 ford vs. ferrari looks like a good movie. i'll check it out. not in a theater, though.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 06, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

May go watch Midway this weekend though.

Still trying to decide.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 12:03 AM (NgKpN)

401 Good evening hordians. Try not to hit your head crawling into the bunker. It is despair inducing.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:04 AM (Ltv6g)

402 Why is this night the same as all other nights?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 06, 2019 10:18 PM (t+qrx)

Wait! No one told me that tonight is Anti-Seder!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 07, 2019 12:04 AM (/+bwe)

403
I have a burning desire to own this desk. But it's horrendously expensive. Maybe one day.

https://tinyurl.com/y3zqahud

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:04 AM (FmhK2)

404
I saw a clip of Baden saying that the suicide scene looked "staged" to him from the photos he saw. And I'm sure Baden has seen quite a few staged suicide scenes in his time.

Gutfeld used to have Baden on Red Eye all the time, and one of the gags was Greg would ask Baden how to stage a accident or suicide for Bill Schultz. Baden would go on at great length about how you have to get everything just right.

One of them was "falling off a ladder and splitting his head wide open". They discussed staging that scene with lots of helpful details.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 07, 2019 12:06 AM (f1Vqw)

405
Yeah, Pence seems solid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:06 AM (FmhK2)

406 405
Yeah, Pence seems solid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:06 AM (FmhK2)

He certainly doesn't seem liquid or gas.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:07 AM (NWiLs)

407
Another one I was remember was Baden going on about the pitfalls of moving a body -- how to do that undetected.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 07, 2019 12:08 AM (f1Vqw)

408 If you want despair try running a business in the SF Bay Area. It absolutely confounds me that anyone who got elected thinks it is a good idea to constantly assault your constituents with waves of human detritus.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:08 AM (Ltv6g)

409 Yeah, Pence seems solid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:06 AM (FmhK2)

He certainly doesn't seem liquid or gas.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:07 AM (NWiLs)
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*throws tomato*

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 07, 2019 12:08 AM (3Z6pZ)

410 >>Yeah, Pence seems solid.

And yet, he's the guy who supposedly through General Flynn under the bus for lying.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 12:10 AM (ZLI7S)

411 Medical professionals standing in solidarity at Boston Medical center in protest of First Lady Melania Trumps visit.

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Yeah, there's no going back to business as usual.

These fuckers are protesting a woman who's going to hug crack babies.

Posted by: SMH at November 07, 2019 12:10 AM (RU4sa)

412 Backcuntry is suing dozens of brands...

Well, that would explain why a company that I buy from, Backcountry Edge, abruptly changed their name to "Enwild".

Posted by: Bert G, From A Hotel Room In an Undisclosed Location at November 07, 2019 12:10 AM (bEDGQ)

413 It absolutely confounds me that anyone who got elected thinks it is a good idea to constantly assault your constituents with waves of human detritus.
Posted by: Pete Bog
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Virtue signaling>reality

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:11 AM (xSo9G)

414 who doesn't love Carl Orff, Carmina Burana . .

*hums, "Gopher Tuna, Needs More Tuna . . ."*

https://youtu.be/pQEfxhvAy0c


Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2019 12:11 AM (1glZx)

415 Fuck trusting these "medical professionals".

Posted by: SMH at November 07, 2019 12:11 AM (RU4sa)

416
Yeah, there's no going back to business as usual.

These fuckers are protesting a woman who's going to hug crack babies.
Posted by: SMH
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"Fundamental change"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:12 AM (xSo9G)

417 413 It absolutely confounds me that anyone who got elected thinks it is a good idea to constantly assault your constituents with waves of human detritus.
Posted by: Pete Bog
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Virtue signaling>reality
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:11 AM (xSo9G)

Apparently becoming a third-world shithole is virtuous.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:12 AM (NWiLs)

418

Broke Backcountry

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 12:12 AM (aKsyK)

419 And yet, he's the guy who supposedly through General Flynn under the bus for lying.

Having followed these events closely I still don't understand that turn. Unless it happened before Trumps eyes were fully opened to the corruption and rebellion he faces

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:13 AM (Ltv6g)

420 threw

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 12:13 AM (ZLI7S)

421 I predicted Epstein's "suicide" a week ahead of time in a conversation with my ex-girlfriend. She laughed at me when I said Empress Thundershart would kill him in prison. She is NOT laughing anymore.

Anyone who still believes that was suicide is stupid or a liar.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:14 AM (FmhK2)

422 SMH, this kind of crap *is* particularly vile, and alienating. The divorce is already largely accomplished, it just doesn't take a form many recognize.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 12:15 AM (QDnY+)

423 Jeff Sessions, have you any sense of decency, Sir?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2019 12:15 AM (EZebt)

424
I think they got word that Flynn was in trouble and going to be indicted so they wanted to get rid of him. This was indeed before they knew just what fabricated bullshit this whole thing was.

Everything about this -- every damn thing -- is fabricated bullshit of the Russian pee-whore level.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 07, 2019 12:15 AM (f1Vqw)

425 Another one I was remember was Baden going on about the pitfalls of moving a body -- how to do that undetected.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 07, 2019 12:08 AM



When I worked in the hospital, the nursing supervisor took issue with my moving bodies on the main lift and wrote me up once... She said I was supposed to use the freight lift, which I thought was disrepectful as the former patients were good enough to have ridden the main lift when they were admitted!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:16 AM (7WaWV)

426 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2019 12:17 AM (L2ZTs)

427 Late to the game again from the west coast but I have to say this was my favorite Epstein song of the day from several threads below cuz, feelin all Broadway today! Zombie the moron creative genius did this one

"Epstein is dead in America
That's what I said in America
Strangled in bed in America
We're filled with dread in America! "

Posted by: keena at November 07, 2019 12:17 AM (RiTnx)

428 smh, it's boston. home of fake injuns and kennedys. split tailed fucks. freaks of fucking nature.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 12:18 AM (KP5rU)

429
At nursing homes, they usually try to keep the patients from seeing when they haul a body out. I remember that when an uncle died. The nurses went and closed all the doors to the patient rooms on the route they were going to wheel him out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 07, 2019 12:18 AM (f1Vqw)

430 Virtue signaling>reality
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:11 AM (xSo9G)

Apparently becoming a third-world shithole is virtuous.

But aren't there enough conniving little wannabes that someone would realize that voters would support less signaling and more running out of town. They can't really believe the crap they spew. Unwashed vegetable salads from SALINAS have less shit on them than your typical homeless misunderstood noble savage.

Yes I was in Berkeley yesterday. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:18 AM (Ltv6g)

431 Broke Backcountry

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 12:12 AM



Bare Backcountry...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:20 AM (7WaWV)

432 smh, it's boston. home of fake injuns and kennedys. split tailed fucks. freaks of fucking nature.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Should I post again the list of crimes which the Suffolk County DA 'declines to prosecute'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:21 AM (xSo9G)

433 Enough ranting. Thanks for letting me vent. It was lovely weather today with a beautiful sunset. I'll count blessings instead.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:22 AM (Ltv6g)

434 we all get to take a walk with the reaper. we just don't know when. aint skeered.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 12:22 AM (KP5rU)

435 Bare Backcountry...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
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Ride 'em cowboy!

Posted by: Stolen from Limbaugh at November 07, 2019 12:22 AM (xSo9G)

436 Yes I was in Berkeley yesterday. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:18 AM (Ltv6g)

Ah. The belly of the beast.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:22 AM (NWiLs)

437 Kentucky flipped as I predicted...suck it buttercups, Trumph is toast! My mommy approves this message.

Posted by: Lurking Loser at November 07, 2019 12:23 AM (fPQJB)

438 hammer, hell yeah.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 12:23 AM (KP5rU)

439 At nursing homes, they usually try to keep the patients from seeing when they haul a body out. I remember that when an uncle died. The nurses went and closed all the doors to the patient rooms on the route they were going to wheel him out.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 07, 2019 12:18 AM



We did that in the hospital, too...

If one doesn't know what a morgue cart looks like, he'd think it was just an empty gurney, but it is easily recognisable... The hospital staff knew what it was, and wouldn't get on the lift with that cart...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:25 AM (7WaWV)

440 When I worked in the hospital, the nursing supervisor took issue with my moving bodies on the main lift and wrote me up once... She said I was supposed to use the freight lift, which I thought was disrepectful as the former patients were good enough to have ridden the main lift when they were admitted!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:16 AM (7WaWV)

On the one hand, that's quite noble of you. On the other hand, they're dead so they don't care.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:25 AM (NWiLs)

441 we all get to take a walk with the reaper. we just don't know when. aint skeered.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 12:22 AM (KP5rU)

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Yup. Who wants to live forever, anyway?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:25 AM (FmhK2)

442 441 we all get to take a walk with the reaper. we just don't know when. aint skeered.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 12:22 AM (KP5rU)

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Yup. Who wants to live forever, anyway?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:25 AM (FmhK2)

Not I. But I need to start living first.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:26 AM (NWiLs)

443 >>Having followed these events closely I still don't understand that turn. Unless it happened before Trumps eyes were fully opened to the corruption and rebellion he faces

Flynn was the DNI under Obama until he was fired for openly going against Obama's strategy in the Middle East. As the DNI he saw all of the US intelligence from every branch including what we now know was the completely corrupt NSA. Trump also knew because of both Flynn and Mike Rogers.

Flynn is a spook's spook. It was his entire military career. He didn't get tricked by the FBI. He's also not been sentenced since he plead guilty on December 1, 2017. He didn't do anything wrong and yet he lied about it to Pence?

His case is now disintegrating into a pile of FBI lies.

Seems a bit odd, no?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 12:26 AM (ZLI7S)

444 hammer, hell yeah.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Charges for which the Default is to Decline Prosecuting (unless supervisor permission is obtained).

Trespassing
Shoplifting (including offenses that are essentially shoplifting but charged as larceny)
Larceny under $250
Disorderly conduct
Disturbing the peace
Receiving stolen property
Minor driving offenses, including operating with a suspend or revoked license
Breaking and entering — where it is into a vacant property or where it is for the purpose of sleeping or seeking refuge from the cold and there is no actual damage to property
Wanton or malicious destruction of property
Threats – excluding domestic violence
Minor in possession of alcohol
Drug possession
Drug possession with intent to distribute
A stand alone resisting arrest charge, i.e. cases where a person is charged with resisting arrest and that is the only charge
A resisting arrest charge combined with only charges that all fall under the list of charges to decline to prosecute, e.g. resisting arrest charge combined only with a trespassing charge

Posted by: Stolen from Limbaugh at November 07, 2019 12:27 AM (xSo9G)

445 Oops. /Limbaugh

Posted by: Stolen from Limbaugh at November 07, 2019 12:27 AM (xSo9G)

446
We are all Epstein now ...
because we haven't killed ourselves either.

What say you, Georgie "Li'l Stephie"? You solid with that, you little media smotherer, you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2019 12:27 AM (pNxlR)

447 Dammit... /Limbaugh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:27 AM (xSo9G)

448 At the risk of ranting again the worst part is the condescension regarding my outlook which is based largely on judeo Christian values and support for the Anglo system of jurisprudence. In other words the stuff that created the world that these yahoos want to tear down under the guise of compassion towards the reversion of men to beasts.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:27 AM (Ltv6g)

449 On a standard hospital bed or gurney, it's feet first whilst rolling... The morgue cart -- head first!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:29 AM (7WaWV)

450
When will George Stephanopoulos come clean about his role in suppressing ABC's Epstein information?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2019 12:30 AM (pNxlR)

451 Yup. Who wants to live forever, anyway?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:25 AM (FmhK2)

Not I. But I need to start living first.

When Sandahl Bergman said that in the first Conan I was absolutely in agreement. If she was in the mix somewhere. My goodness what a hottie

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:31 AM (Ltv6g)

452 Flynn was DIA, right, not DNI? Rest is correct. And there were other friction points with the rest of the IC "establishment" - including Flynn siding with a female official who had a harassment case against McCabe.


And as I've said from day one, the idea that a former DIA director [or a first-year low-level staffer, for that matter] would *lie to FBI agents about the content of a call they KNOW was monitored* has always been implausible, and bizarre. And I think Flynn even alluded to this with the agents, joking about correcting his memory [cannot recall where I saw this].

Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 12:32 AM (QDnY+)

453 When will George Stephanopoulos come clean about his role in suppressing ABC's Epstein information?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


When the first turd you shat as a newborn asserts itself as a sentient being and demands re-insertion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 12:33 AM (1Vobx)

454 >>Flynn was DIA, right, not DNI?

Yes, you're right. My bad.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 12:33 AM (ZLI7S)

455 SMH, this kind of crap *is* particularly vile, and alienating. The divorce is already largely accomplished, it just doesn't take a form many recognize.

Ambassador Gordon Sondland, who testified in the impeachment farce, flew back to Portland, and was met by a large crowd of protestors and a TV crew at the airport. (Interesting question: precisely who tipped off the protestors and TV station that Sondland was flying in?)

A comment from a typical Portland leftist about this:

May all the wealthy weasels who collaborated with Trump be followed like this for the rest of eternity

Yeah, we're steadily heading closer to civil war, and soy boys like the commenter above have no idea what is going to happen to them if it happens.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 12:33 AM (I2/tG)

456 His case is now disintegrating into a pile of FBI lies.

Seems a bit odd,

It does but I can't believe the stories I've read that this was some clever trap that Flynn and the real Americans laid for the deep state. The prescience and patience required for that is too much.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:34 AM (Ltv6g)

457 Multiple Horde references to the Conan movie. I haven't seen it since I was a little kid, but it must have stuck with me, lol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:34 AM (FmhK2)

458 Hey Horde, Just posting quickly, I've got to go back and read the comments, I did check out the content. I need my horde friends tonight, it has been a tough day and I have been really weepy all day and into the night. Alzheimers is the suckiest disease ever, I can't believe that this man is my husband, what the hell has happened here?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2019 12:37 AM (a4EWo)

459 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2019 12:37 AM (a4EWo)

Oh boy. I am so very sorry. Alzheimer's is just awful.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:38 AM (NWiLs)

460 When will George Stephanopoulos come clean about his role in suppressing ABC's Epstein information?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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About the same time that he comes clean about suppressing Clinton's abuse of women.

Remember the video of Stephanopoulos threatening the reporter over that? F/F to 0:40
http://tinyurl.com/y5hqgqj8

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:38 AM (xSo9G)

461 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2019 12:37 AM (a4EWo)

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Oy, vey. I'm so sorry, and I can pray for you guys, but that's all I've got.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:39 AM (FmhK2)

462 The "What's best in life?" quote is often cited here and it always makes me smile...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:39 AM (7WaWV)

463 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 12:40 AM (U9f86)

464 Debby - Hugs and prayers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 12:40 AM (xSo9G)

465 Multiple Horde references to the Conan movie. I haven't seen it since I was a little kid, but it must have stuck with me, lol.

Fun movie, great lines, James Earl Jones as a villain and did I mention Sandahl Bergman.
Google her her in All That Jazz for a more introspective look. Wow. Total Racehorse.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:40 AM (Ltv6g)

466 >>It does but I can't believe the stories I've read that this was some clever trap that Flynn and the real Americans laid for the deep state. The prescience and patience required for that is too much

Neither do I.

I believe what I've always believed.

Trump and his team have know all along and planned accordingly.
Pence didn't go along with the 25th Amendment.
Neither did Rosenstein.

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 12:41 AM (ZLI7S)

467 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2019 12:37 AM (a4EWo)

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Prayers up, hun.

Posted by: SMH at November 07, 2019 12:42 AM (RU4sa)

468 had a near death experience at the age of 15. saw the movie, the whole deal. never thought about it until just lately. i don't think the ending will be the same. whateverthefuck. it is what it is.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 12:44 AM (KP5rU)

469 With any luck Vindaloumon, Schiff-4-Brains, and the other plotters so get snared in their spider web of lies that Hillary Clinton won't have to get blood donors for months.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 12:44 AM (U9f86)

470 Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2019 12:37 AM (a4EWo)

I've lost a number of relatives to this scourge, including my mom. I can only begin to understand your pain. My deepest sympathies for you and your husband.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:44 AM (Ltv6g)

471 Alzheimer's Disease: That cruel twist of fate wherein one spends the first half of his life losing his mind, and last half trying to find it...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:44 AM (7WaWV)

472 I was called homeless today by a right wing extremist in a SUV with his wife and two children. I merely demanded ten dollars for washing his windshield and was assaulted with this harsh rhetoric by an obviously bigoted hater that has no respect for a transgender woman of color!

Posted by: Off grid liberal at November 07, 2019 12:45 AM (j5zB1)

473 A comment from a typical Portland leftist about this:

May all the wealthy weasels who collaborated with Trump be followed like this for the rest of eternity

Yeah, we're steadily heading closer to civil war, and soy boys like the commenter above have no idea what is going to happen to them if it happens.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 12:33 AM (I2/tG)

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Which is why I'm liking the idea of moving to the Ozarks myself, to be near the grnadbabies, of course.

Posted by: SMH at November 07, 2019 12:45 AM (RU4sa)

474 It does but I can't believe the stories I've read that this was some clever trap that Flynn and the real Americans laid for the deep state. The prescience and patience required for that is too much.
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:34 AM (Ltv6g)

Flynn was on the short list for National Security Advisor, and was loyal to Trump.

He was an insider who KNEW how the system worked, and who was going to support the President, and who would not.

He had to go.

But being an insider, he knew the power of the State, and once he was thrown to the wolves by Pence, he pled guilty to try to mitigate the fallout.

Its part of the public record that indeed, the DOJ searched his SON's house and Computers.

The implicit threat was clear, and he was getting NO backup at all from the new Administration, as the STAFF of said administration had decided he was a liability.

Thus, he pled guilty, when he was not. It happens all the damn time in our 'Justice' system, when someone pleads down to a lesser charge, because they don't believe they can beat the system.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 12:45 AM (NgKpN)

475 I always feel silly with Horde prayers, because of the pseudonyms, but then I remember G-d does know who I'm asking after, what with the omniscience and all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:47 AM (FmhK2)

476 LL, I wouldn't use an ellipse like that, it is grammatically wrong, and indicates an unfinished thought.

I would go with a period and start with a new thought in a new sentence, or rewrite to combine both thoughts.
It would do better with being a bit more fleshed out, too.

Also, the mommy approval should probably go as a separate paragraph.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2019 12:47 AM (1glZx)

477 Yeah, God's funny that way, YD.

Posted by: SMH at November 07, 2019 12:47 AM (RU4sa)

478 JackStraw. If Trump knew all along it would seem that Rogers had to have tipped him to most if not all the plot, or at least confirmed his suspicions. That means that there isn't a word that is transmitted that the NSA doesn't have, and that they alone among the agencies honored their oath.

That may be more scary and unbelievable

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:49 AM (Ltv6g)

479 I need my horde friends tonight, it has been a tough day and I have been really weepy all day and into the night. Alzheimers is the suckiest disease ever, I can't believe that this man is my husband, what the hell has happened here?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz


It is. And I have no answers. I think there's a point when we realize that life has some unkind things in store for us and we're never going to be up to facing them.

I can't imagine your situation, but I'm sure millions of us will face that situation.

There are a few good Al care giver forums out there for sure. Has his primary physicians given you any direction?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 12:49 AM (1Vobx)

480 When will George Stephanopoulos come clean about his role in suppressing ABC's Epstein information?

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Things that will happen before Georgie 'fesses up:

I'll start.

*ahem*

When Hillary grows a heart.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 12:50 AM (RU4sa)

481 Think I'm going to punch out. Prayers for all who need them. And I hope that maybe tomorrow things start to unfuck themselves, even if just a little. Goodnight all.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 12:52 AM (NWiLs)

482 Yeah, God's funny that way, YD.

Sure hope so. A world without him wouldn't be nearly as promising

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:52 AM (Ltv6g)

483 Which is why I'm liking the idea of moving to the Ozarks myself, to be near the grnadbabies, of course.

It doesn't occur to soy boy that all of Portland's water, all of Portland's power, and all of Portland's food come from deep red rural areas where the locals tend to be heavily armed. That's where the Oregon National Guard tends to come from as well.

Why these people happily push the country towards civil war, considering the consequences if it happens, is the result of terminal stupidity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 12:52 AM (I2/tG)

484 Who didn't see this coming??

31yr Old Identifies As A 10yr Old Pee-Wee Football Player, Scores 21 Touchdowns In A Game

https://tinyurl.com/y4rkvqho

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 12:53 AM (RU4sa)

485 fuck it, i'm out. not like anybody gives a shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2019 12:54 AM (KP5rU)

486 Why these people happily push the country towards civil war, considering the consequences if it happens, is the result of terminal stupidity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 12:52 AM (I2/tG)

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Those pulling the strings aren't stupid at all.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 12:54 AM (RU4sa)

487 niters chavez : )

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 12:55 AM (RU4sa)

488 Have staffed out the work of keeping on top of every detail to online sleuths, so I have presumably missed a lot, but one thing I did catch recently was that Flynn was given an unusually short fuse [time] to plead, just after his son's electronic devices had been seized .... in fact he did his plea the day before the first toxic Page/strzok text messages became public knowledge. Intriguing, if not a bit more than that.


And I'd still like a full disclosure of the Mueller scope and authorities [the two after the brief initial one, that is]. Not to mention a full investigation, with conesquences, of the entire Mueller enterprise, to include its very creation.


But we'll *never* get that.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 12:55 AM (QDnY+)

489 Night Chavez.

But if your out how would you know that we do?

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 12:56 AM (Ltv6g)

490 But we'll *never* get that.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 07, 2019 12:55 AM (QDnY+)

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Justice in this lifetime? Nah.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 12:56 AM (RU4sa)

491 Why these people happily push the country towards civil war, considering the consequences if it happens, is the result of terminal stupidity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 12:52 AM (I2/tG)

Yup, saw it in my military career time and time again.

Staff Officers? Liberals from the city.
Line Officers? Mixed Bag.
Most of enlisted? from Flyover Country.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 12:57 AM (NgKpN)

492 SMH surprised no one in the bleachers dropped the '10yr old' by suiting up and coming into the game on the other side as a '10yr old'

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 12:59 AM (U9f86)

493 >>JackStraw. If Trump knew all along it would seem that Rogers had to have tipped him to most if not all the plot, or at least confirmed his suspicions. That means that there isn't a word that is transmitted that the NSA doesn't have, and that they alone among the agencies honored their oath.

>>That may be more scary and unbelievable

Have you ever heard of project ESCHELON? It's more commonly known now as Five Eyes.

There isn't a word that's transmitted that the government doesn't know.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 07, 2019 12:59 AM (ZLI7S)

494 Justice in this lifetime? Nah.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 12:56 AM



Maybe in PDT's second term???

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 12:59 AM (7WaWV)

495 486 Why these people happily push the country towards civil war, considering the consequences if it happens, is the result of terminal stupidity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 07, 2019 12:52 AM (I2/tG)

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Those pulling the strings aren't stupid at all.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 12:54 AM (RU4sa)

They may not be stupid, but they are not wise.

They have lived their lives without consequence, because people like you and me made them safe.

We protected them from the results of bad policy.

From Viet Nam on, they were able to play with lives and countries, with no personal consequence. Other people Sons died for their games.

This, will be different. But they have no clue.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 01:00 AM (NgKpN)

496 Debbie,
Interview some of the Hospices.
Some consider Alzheimer's terminal (and it is) so they can give you some respite.

Posted by: MarkY at November 07, 2019 01:00 AM (HbhkC)

497 fuck it, i'm out. not like anybody gives a shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Try us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 01:00 AM (1Vobx)

498 Night Insom.

Night chavez.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:01 AM (2B9A/)

499 Okay reads the article, supposed to be satire.

Well color me surprised.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:01 AM (U9f86)

500 lol Anna

Story is satirical.

Kinda hard to tell nowadays.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:01 AM (RU4sa)

501
There isn't a word that's transmitted that the government doesn't know.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Well, almost. There are clearly some code sequences that we have collected, but been unable to interpret, e.g., 'flop sweat', 'pudding cups', etc., plus veiled references like 'toaster', 'sofa', 'chicken'. We're still working on it.

Posted by: Bob, at NSA at November 07, 2019 01:04 AM (xSo9G)

502
People on this site actually do give a shit. It's why I kick it here. One of these Morons pulled me back from the edge of some stupid ideas not a month ago.

It's a pretty good place to loiter around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 01:06 AM (FmhK2)

503 Here are the two Army war crimes cases Trump is reportedly going to take action on

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=92443

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:06 AM (RU4sa)

504 Wally World has officially started to clearance handgun ammo this week.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:07 AM (U9f86)

505 There isn't a word that's transmitted that the government doesn't know

JackStraw I have heard of Echelon Five Eyes. It would be ironic if it's finest hour came from catching the very people who would use that kind of power to enslave us.

I grieve that in the post 911 world the civil rights of Americans would matter so little. But hell yes we bug the rest of the world and work overtime to prevent them from doing the same to us.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 01:07 AM (Ltv6g)

506 It's a pretty good place to loiter around.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


There are worse places to shoe gaze loudly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 01:08 AM (1Vobx)

507 That LT, only a JAG-off would second guess that. A Mo on a Moped is a viable threat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:08 AM (U9f86)

508 Tuesday, November 5, 2019, marked the 10 year anniversary of the shocking Fort Hood shooting, where Nidal Hasan killed 13 unarmed soldiers and left more than 30 wounded.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=92449


IN REMEMBRANCE:

Michael Grant Cahill
Age: 62
Hometown: Spokane, Washington

John P. Gaffaney
Age: 56
Hometown: Serra Mesa, California

Juanita L. Warman
Age: 55
Hometown: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Libardo Eduardo Caraveo
Age: 52
Hometown: Woodbridge, Virginia

Russell Gilbert Seager
Age: 51
Hometown: Racine, Wisconsin

Justin Michael DeCrow
Age: 32
Hometown: Plymouth, Indiana

Frederick Greene
Age: 29
Hometown: Mountain City, Tennessee

Amy Sue Krueger
Age: 29
Hometown: Kiel, Wisconsin

Kham See Xiong
Age: 23
Hometown: Saint Paul, Minnesota

Michael S. Pearson
Age: 22
Hometown: Bolingbrook, Illinois

Jason Dean Hunt
Age: 22
Hometown: Norman, Oklahoma

Francheska Velez (Was pregnant at the time of the massacre)
Age: 21
Hometown: Chicago, Illinois

Aaron Thomas Nemelka
Age: 19
Hometown: West Jordan, Utah

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:10 AM (RU4sa)

509 Wally World has officially started to clearance handgun ammo this week.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Everywhere?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 01:11 AM (xSo9G)

510 Posted by: Pete Bog at November 07, 2019 01:07 AM (Ltv6g)

the real issue is that all of this data is worthless.

You cannot look at it in real time, and get any use of the intelligence UNLESS you are looking for something specific.

It CAN be used, after the fact, to either prosecute, or find connections.

But it primarily seems to be used to leak information on those who are your political opponents.

Posted by: Don Q at November 07, 2019 01:12 AM (NgKpN)

511 Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:10 AM (RU4sa)

Asshole should have never made it to trial/tribunal(?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:12 AM (2B9A/)

512 504 Wally World has officially started to clearance handgun ammo this week.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:07 AM (U9f86)

I am sure this will help sales with the woke masses!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:13 AM (2B9A/)

513
I've been everywhere else all day. ace or someone did bring up the FBI's mistake about whose notes they turned over to Sidney Powell, rigit?

the DOJ just admitted to @SidneyPowell1 that the handwritten notes it identified as written by Peter Strzok were *actually written by Joe Pientka*. That's cool, it's not a major felony case against a 30 year veteran and 3 star general or anything

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 07, 2019 01:13 AM (JXLYx)

514 Asshole should have never been allowed to wear the uniform.

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:14 AM (RU4sa)

515 Probably everywhere, this ammo was already discontinued in system and all we have been getting is what is left in the warehouse

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:16 AM (U9f86)

516 Which military bung hole are we talking about?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:16 AM (U9f86)

517 I need my horde friends tonight, it has been a tough day and I have been really weepy all day and into the night. Alzheimers is the suckiest disease ever, I can't believe that this man is my husband, what the hell has happened here?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Hey Deb. It's ok to cry. Remember it's that damn disease not the man you used to know. Lay it on me sister
Vent .I was about to slink off but saw your post.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...been there at November 07, 2019 01:19 AM (vSTQF)

518 Nidal Hassan?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 01:19 AM (7WaWV)

519 ABC - US Army officer-turned-terrorist thought Fort Hood attack would save mother's soul, letters show


https://tinyurl.com/ybuylmrb

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:19 AM (RU4sa)

520 Yeah Nidal needs to be turned into a slurry and fed to the pigs

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:20 AM (U9f86)

521 513
I've been everywhere else all day. ace or someone did bring up the FBI's mistake about whose notes they turned over to Sidney Powell, rigit?

the DOJ just admitted to @SidneyPowell1 that the handwritten notes it identified as written by Peter Strzok were *actually written by Joe Pientka*. That's cool, it's not a major felony case against a 30 year veteran and 3 star general or anything
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 07, 2019 01:13 AM (JXLYx)

There was a thread on it earlier. Lies and incompetence from the bestest and brightest and most honest people there ever was or shall be or something.

Now they want us to shut up and just trust them that they turned over everything they were supposed to for discovery. Right.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 07, 2019 01:21 AM (jp0Bv)

522 Thanks SMH

Posted by: Sock Monkey...been there at November 07, 2019 01:21 AM (vSTQF)

523 *takes deep breaths*

brb

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:21 AM (RU4sa)

524 Yeah Nidal needs to be turned into a slurry and fed to the pigs
Posted by: Anna Puma


I'd settle for a reason to re-evaluate personnel something-something. And something-something. But yolo!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 01:22 AM (1Vobx)

525 "Burning up the charts in Mega Tokyo is 'Say Yes!' by Vision!"

https://youtu.be/GFmgKyP59QQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:22 AM (U9f86)

526 Niters y'all.

Freakin' ABC...

Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 07, 2019 01:24 AM (RU4sa)

527 Night SMH.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:27 AM (2B9A/)

528 Take care SMH

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:27 AM (U9f86)

529 AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAA~!

@AnandWrites 7h

Astonishing.

@BillGates, the great philanthropist of our age, is so attached to his own wealth that he refuses to rule out voting to re-elect a white nationalist demagogue over Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 01:27 AM (1Vobx)

530 Deb I found an Alzheimer's support group about 6 months before Dad passed. I was skeptical but it did help. It was a place to vent and we had each others backs when someone felt like they were at the end of the rope. Have you looked for anything along yhose lines?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...been there at November 07, 2019 01:27 AM (vSTQF)

531
There was a thread on it earlier. Lies and incompetence from the bestest and brightest and most honest people there ever was or shall be or something.

Now they want us to shut up and just trust them that they turned over everything they were supposed to for discovery. Right.
Posted by: Bilwis,

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Thanks, Bilwis. Didn't think ace would have missed that. Maybe I'll go read it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 07, 2019 01:29 AM (JXLYx)

532
Nidal Hasan wrote a letter asking to be made a citizen of the caliphate to Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, before Abu died whimpering like a filthy flea-bitten dog.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 01:30 AM (FmhK2)

533

Senator Kamala Harris has proposed legislation called The Family Friendly Schools Act which would award five-year grants of up to $5 million to 500 U.S. school districts with the purpose of building a new school day around an 8 a.m. to 6 p.m., Monday through Friday school week.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2019 01:33 AM (aKsyK)

534 Yeah Nidal needs to be turned into a slurry and fed to the pigs
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:20 AM (U9f86)

Pigs can chew just fine, there's no need to waste time and energy with making him into a slurry.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 07, 2019 01:34 AM (tVQUs)

535 While some may like the idea of changing the school day, I wonder how many unintended consequences there would be? Most people have their schedules set up around being able to pick up or drop off the kids at school and so forth. A lot of work schedules are set up around those hours.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:35 AM (2B9A/)

536 Pigs can chew just fine, there's no need to waste time and energy with making him into a slurry.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 07, 2019 01:34 AM (tVQUs)

I do not think turning Nidal Hassan into a slurry could ever be seen as a waste of time and effort.

Or a good woodchipper.

Feet first.

Alive.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:37 AM (2B9A/)

537 This way to the cafeteria!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:42 AM (2B9A/)

538 I have a burning desire to own this desk. But it's horrendously expensive. Maybe one day.



https://tinyurl.com/y3zqahud

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 12:04 AM (FmhK2)

It doesn't look like it would be expensive. Maybe it comes equipped with blonde chick under desk insulation. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2019 01:42 AM (9Om/r)

539 It doesn't look like it would be expensive. Maybe it comes equipped with blonde chick under desk insulation. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2019 01:42 AM (9Om/r)

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It runs about $1200 on the low side. That's if I want to repair finish, which I can do. It's a really pricey desk. Better condition ones run around $1500+. It's an Acclaim... it's classic

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 01:46 AM (FmhK2)

540 Debbie,
Interview some of the Hospices.
Some consider Alzheimer's terminal (and it is) so they can give you some respite.
Posted by: MarkY
Deb
They all consider it terminal. The question is what stage. If your husbands doctor makes the determination most hospice organizations will do an evaluation . Their general criteria is 6 monthes to live. They can't determine an actual time frame but the presence of late stage symptoms and any other health issues are taken into consideration. My daughter ( a Hospice RN) had an
Alzheimer's client who was on Hospice for almost 18 months. Hospice was a godsend in our lifes

Posted by: Sock Monkey...been there at November 07, 2019 01:48 AM (vSTQF)

541 It runs about $1200 on the low side. That's if I want to repair finish, which I can do. It's a really pricey desk. Better condition ones run around $1500+. It's an Acclaim... it's classic
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 01:46 AM (FmhK2)

What the hell? Solid walnut, I get it might be pricey, but how in the hell does it get up to $1600?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:48 AM (2B9A/)

542 Aestius gets it

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:49 AM (U9f86)

543 *looks at hash*

A U-boat and a jet fighter?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2019 01:50 AM (U9f86)

544 And possibly one of the prettiest jets of all time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:51 AM (2B9A/)

545 What the hell? Solid walnut, I get it might be pricey, but how in the hell does it get up to $1600?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:48 AM (2B9A/)

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Because it's a Lane. The name and build quality mean you can keep it in good shape and sell it forever. I would never sell it if I got one though. It would totally be a sunk cost.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 01:51 AM (FmhK2)

546 It runs about $1200 on the low side. That's if I
want to repair finish, which I can do. It's a really pricey desk. Better
condition ones run around $1500+. It's an Acclaim... it's classic

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 01:46 AM (FmhK2)

Shit man, for something that looks like the stuff my parents tossed when cleaning out granny's house? For that money you can probably get a copy of the resolute desk. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2019 01:52 AM (9Om/r)

547 Submarines are harder to class as 'pretty' or not to my eye.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 01:53 AM (2B9A/)

548 150 The quote about coffee: These lab jocks trying to find something bad about coffee remind me of Puritans -- fear that someone somewhere might be enjoying a few pleasant moments. Because it gives so many people joy, there's just got to be something bad and they are not going to rest until they find it. I suspect Science in the Public Interest must be leading the charge.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 06, 2019 10:29 PM (pEPTW)


They won't be able to make me give up my coffee.
Period.
I don't care if it is good for me, or bad for me.

Posted by: BackcountryFlyover at November 07, 2019 01:55 AM (Rbu5d)

549 In a one-on-one, my money would be on the F-86.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 01:55 AM (CDGwz)

550 175 Simmerin' my chili tonight.

Question for everyone: what's your chili 'secret recipe'? Yuengling? Turnip? Val-U-Rite? Peanut butter? Marmite? Cigar ashes? Kerosene?

I'd genuinely like to know. Meanwhile I'm considering throwing some salsa taqueria into the pot.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

Either dutch cocoa, or instant Italian espresso.

Posted by: BackcountryFlyover at November 07, 2019 01:58 AM (Rbu5d)

551 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2019 01:52 AM (9Om/r)

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I hear ya. But once you see and feel the Lane Acclaim furniture in person... it's dope. I already found the coffee and end-tables for my parents, and they're gorgeous.

But I want the desk for me. It's a pure vanity, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 02:01 AM (FmhK2)

552 It scares me a bit that my brain immediately spun up the opera.


Posted by: Tonypete at November 06, 2019 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)


You, too, huh?

Posted by: BackcountryFlyover at November 07, 2019 02:01 AM (Rbu5d)

553 In a one-on-one, my money would be on the F-86.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2019 01:55 AM (CDGwz)

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Back in the 90s, they were selling mothballed Sabre jets for $30,000. I don't know if they're still selling them, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 02:04 AM (FmhK2)

554 Weird. I didn't use any special characters, but Minx 0.7a kicked one out, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 02:06 AM (FmhK2)

555
Test

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 07, 2019 02:07 AM (JXLYx)

556 175 Simmerin' my chili tonight.

Question for everyone: what's your chili 'secret recipe'? Yuengling? Turnip? Val-U-Rite? Peanut butter? Marmite? Cigar ashes? Kerosene?

I'd genuinely like to know. Meanwhile I'm considering throwing some salsa taqueria into the pot.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

Either dutch cocoa, or instant Italian espresso.

Posted by: BackcountryFlyover at November 07, 2019 01:58 AM



My people call it "chilli"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at November 07, 2019 02:12 AM (7WaWV)

557 Holy fuck. There's an F-86 up for sale for $475,000.

If you bought one of those surplus ones when I was a kid, you'd make a killing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 02:12 AM (FmhK2)

558 Weird. I didn't use any special characters, but Minx 0.7a kicked one out, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's


Usually smart quotes or hidden unicode characters will hem you up.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 02:13 AM (1Vobx)

559 Well, shit. I've taken everything I can safely take to help me sleep and I'm still wide awake. Guess it's going to be one of those nights.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2019 02:19 AM (NWiLs)

560 I hear ya. But once you see and feel the Lane
Acclaim furniture in person... it's dope. I already found the coffee and
end-tables for my parents, and they're gorgeous.



But I want the desk for me. It's a pure vanity, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 02:01 AM (FmhK2)


Well they do look pretty well made, and not from pressed cardboard, so quality costs. I like nice desks myself, but I gravitate towards the emperor class of desks. lol. I made the desk I'm using now, its pretty nice, solid cherry top. I promised to make myself a real ornate one one day, but thats when I have a week of absolutely nothing to do, and maybe a bigger house to fit it lol.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2019 02:23 AM (9Om/r)

561
Because it's a Lane. The name and build quality mean you can keep it in good shape and sell it forever. I would never sell it if I got one though. It would totally be a sunk cost.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Those live edge river latex tables arehella popular on youtube.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2019 02:28 AM (1Vobx)

562 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2019 02:23 AM (9Om/r)

--

Ok, if that's how you want to roll... make it from basalt. With a matching, working desk-throne. Maybe an onyx one, with sharkskin upholstery.

If I had the cash, I'd do it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 02:32 AM (5aX2M)

563 I like big flat top desks myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 02:38 AM (2B9A/)

564 Onyx might be kind of sharp on the corners.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 02:39 AM (2B9A/)

565 Holy crap, they do make petrified wood desks.

$5000.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 02:39 AM (2B9A/)

566 https://tinyurl.com/y6bahjmw

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 02:42 AM (2B9A/)

567 Early links tonight folks. Its going to be a rocking chair day here in a bit.


Good Morning ONT Morons; today is Thursday, November 7, 2019. On this day in 1954 Ellis Island ceased operations. Today it is a national monument, part of the Stature of Liberty monument system. It, or something similar, should be reopened.


Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:46 AM (mpXpK)

568 After all the allegations made yesterday about the fake crimes investigation Trump slaughtered the Dems yesterday at a rally in LA.


https://tinyurl.com/y3laxk8n

Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:46 AM (mpXpK)

569 It should be noted that the plot to 'get Trump' started as far back as 2017. The call to the Ukraine did not happen until this year in 2019.


https://tinyurl.com/y3pf2x35

Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:47 AM (mpXpK)

570 Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schitmer, C.-N.Y., and Sen. Eat More Maiz Hirono, C.-Hawaii, made a unanimous consent request, meaning all 100 senators must agree with no objections, to adopt a resolution underscoring the importance of protecting whistleblowers.

Of course meaning their lying jackal who is NOT a whistleblower.


A blind pig blocked this obvious ploy.


https://tinyurl.com/y3puaz9m

Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:47 AM (mpXpK)

571 Here are the top ten States for the flu virus this year. If you live in one of these States you should take extra precautions to keep the germs at bay.


https://tinyurl.com/y67ulp2q

Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:47 AM (mpXpK)

572 If you still believe in polls (I don't) Biden is dropping like a rock. This Ukraine shit is killing him.


https://tinyurl.com/y2fhnm6w

Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:48 AM (mpXpK)

573
Philadelphia has really become another Democrat run Hell like Detroit. Here we have a ten year old boy shot in the head by a senseless 'drive-by' shooting.


https://tinyurl.com/yxe58f47

Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:48 AM (mpXpK)

574
Rumor has it that Jeff Sessions will announce his run for his old Senate job today. This after he has repeated said he will not run. His job as AG was a POS that had to have hurt him for any future run for office.


https://tinyurl.com/y4xltsnc

Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:48 AM (mpXpK)

575

Yet another Obama black robe totally exceeds his authority and makes a nationwide ruling against Trump.


https://tinyurl.com/yy4xwp7g

Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:49 AM (mpXpK)

576 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/y4chq6yj


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at November 07, 2019 02:49 AM (mpXpK)

577 Ok. I have to sleep. But I will dream of a slab of multicolored petrified wood, cut into a trapezoid and polished to a glossy finish, set atop legs cut from white travertine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2019 02:50 AM (5aX2M)

578 Night YD. It was kind of disappointing that it was just a tabletop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 02:53 AM (2B9A/)

579 Question for everyone: what's your chili 'secret recipe'?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 06, 2019 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)


Is Worcestershire Sauce considered a secret ingredient? Because Worcestershire Sauce is my go-to secret ingredient.

Or how about a tablespoon or so of Do(enya)a Maria Brand Mole Sauce (mole with an accent on that 'e')? (A Colombian food product found in the international aisle of your local mega mart.)

But other than that, I do sometimes add a dash of cocoa powder. So I'm in agreement on that one.

Posted by: RickZ at November 07, 2019 03:04 AM (Y8PSl)

580 >>>Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 07, 2019 12:37 AM (a4EWo)

Sorry it's been a tough day, Debby. I hope you have some help so that you can get a little bit of a break.

Here's a tip i've heard that i keep repeating to myself: do i want to be happy, or do i want to be right? Also, i keep reminding myself to watch the tone in my voice. Mom definitetly reacts differently if i reflect my annoyance with the things she does that are so crazy.

Keeping you in my prayers.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 03:17 AM (6NTwP)

581 Vic, I thought i overslept when i saw you already put up your morning links! Thanks for being early, for us early risers!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 03:27 AM (6NTwP)

582 MisHum, your ONT content is always my go-to when i need a distraction. Love the Manitowoc Minute guy! Can always count on him for a laugh out loud moment.

Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 03:34 AM (6NTwP)

583 MLii I made chocolate blueberry muffins for 2nd breakfast

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 03:48 AM (ZCEU2)

584 OMGosh, that sounds good! From scratch or a mix?

I need to get up and moving if I want 1st breakfast.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 03:52 AM (6NTwP)

585 Morning MLii. Or evening as the case may be.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 03:53 AM (2B9A/)

586 I made banana bread yesterday. Probably have that and just grab an instant oatmeal to eat at work.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 03:54 AM (6NTwP)

587 I had Chocolate Kodiak mix, real easy.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:00 AM (ZCEU2)

588 Morning for me, Aetius.

The picture of the desk you posted is kinda cool. A bit modern for my decor, but that tabletop is definitely interesting.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:01 AM (6NTwP)

589 hiya

Posted by: JT at November 07, 2019 04:01 AM (arJlL)

590 There is a Krispy Kreme I pass in the last 5 miles to this job but would be as late as all my co-workers If I stopped. But might someday soon.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:03 AM (ZCEU2)

591 Skip, i will have to check that out. Ive often thought to add chocolate chunks or mini chips to my own blueberry muffin recipe, but haven't done so yet.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:03 AM (6NTwP)

592 The picture of the desk you posted is kinda cool. A bit modern for my decor, but that tabletop is definitely interesting.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:01 AM (6NTwP)

Yeah, the stainless pretty much does absolutely nothing. I have never been a huge fan of the brushed metal look for furniture. Gimme wood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 04:04 AM (2B9A/)

593 We got more snow yesterday --the wintery mix variety. Car just went down the road (newspaper guy) and it sounded loud and crunchy. Im guessing they didnt salt the side streets. I thought i heard the plow before i fell asleep, though.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:07 AM (6NTwP)

594 >>Yeah, the stainless pretty much does absolutely nothing. I have never been a huge fan of the brushed metal look for furniture. Gimme wood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

My dad did a lot of furniture refinishing as a hobby, so the antique stuff is more my thing.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:11 AM (6NTwP)

595 Goes better in my money-pit of a 120 year old house

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:13 AM (6NTwP)

596 It is actually fairly warm here at 50 degrees. However, that is as warm as it is going to be before getting down to a low of 23 tonight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2019 04:21 AM (2B9A/)

597 Glad to see i don't live in one of the 10 worst states for flu outbreak (yet). Only ever got the shot once, and apparently it wasn't the correct one for the strain that year. And i got the flu. Bad. Last year, (or the year before?) I also had it pretty bad, and said then that i'd try the shot again, but havent yet for this year.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:22 AM (6NTwP)

598 50! nice. 22 here, going to be 9 tonight. Too early for this cold. Not mentally prepared for it. I admit i'm in denial!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:24 AM (6NTwP)

599 As of last night its predicted snow flurries tonight.

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:25 AM (ZCEU2)

600 If you bring some for everyone, i bet no one would notice you're late, Skip!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:26 AM (6NTwP)

601 Which thread were all the Epstein comments that are in the sidebar? Ima gonna have to catch up on all you guyses dark humor!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:29 AM (6NTwP)

602 Heading out.

Make it a wonderful day, all!

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 04:41 AM (6NTwP)

603 Should go took but my cat has found my lap

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 04:48 AM (ZCEU2)

604 Coffee is done, got to get cat off me before I fall back asleep.
Have as great day horde

Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2019 05:02 AM (ZCEU2)

605
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2019 05:52 AM (7rVsF)

606 Good morning, horde. I see someone mentioned hospice upthread. On Wednesday morning I saw my oncologist and went over my current situation. The cancer continues to spread to my bones and other organs like kidneys. There is one other chemotherapy drug he can try, but there are side effects that will probably make me feel sicker and there is a low probability of success. So I decided on hospice care, which will concentrate on making me as comfortable as possible.

Cancer sucks, but Alzheimer's is probably worse. At least my mind is still sharp.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 05:53 AM (yQlY7)

607 Is this true? Epstein *did not* off himself?

Posted by: Rufus Al Douchebagi at November 07, 2019 05:57 AM (OKp8N)

608 I see LA Times (cartel in house paper) was defending the cartels because Mormons or something you know.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 05:58 AM (JFO2v)

609 Wednesday was a productive day. I put out a month's worth of trash and recycling. That took me a while, as you can imagine. It was almost dark when I finished.

Over the last couple of days, I've also been catching up on laundry. I've been doing small loads at a time and I still have a couple to go. I'm getting my bedroom cleared out to make room for the new bed.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 05:59 AM (yQlY7)

610
see LA Times (cartel in house paper) was defending the cartels because Mormons or something you know.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS


To the Left, there's no thug too thuggish and no regime too loathsome that they cannot be favorably compared the the United States and Americans. Because they always - always! - side with the enemies of this country.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2019 06:01 AM (7rVsF)

611 Damn, rickl.

May your remaining time be as full as possible.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:01 AM (cqNba)

612 "Is this true? Epstein *did not* off himself?"

I have heard a rumor to that effect, yes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:02 AM (cqNba)

613 Almost forgot.

G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:02 AM (cqNba)

614 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at November 07, 2019 06:04 AM (el8j3)

615 610
see LA Times (cartel in house paper) was defending the cartels because Mormons or something you know.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS

To the Left, there's no thug too thuggish and no regime too loathsome that they cannot be favorably compared the the United States and Americans. Because they always - always! - side with the enemies of this country.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2019 06:01 AM (7rVsF)

It is just nice to see it in print. Cartel Thugs>>>American Mormons

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:05 AM (JFO2v)

616 Godspeed, rickl. Might your decisions be enlightened through God and experience.

I hope that new bed allows for Rest and Relaxation, amigo!

Might your days be fruitful and plentiful and your nights be restful and beautiful!

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 07, 2019 06:07 AM (Ckg4U)

617 612 "Is this true? Epstein *did not* off himself?"

I have heard a rumor to that effect, yes.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:02 AM (cqNba)

I read yesterday that the family version of the autopsy noted marks and cuts around the wrist and damage to one of the shoulders. Almost like his hands were tied behind his back.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:07 AM (JFO2v)

618 Dang rickl. Words fail me. You seem to be taking it well, but that's from this side. I know it must be very hard.

Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 06:10 AM (Tnijr)

619 In local news, one Maryland county has discovered that there are pockets of expensive wealthy homes, with no Section 8 voucher holders living in them.

County government is vexed by the unacceptable situation, and working on legal ways to break down these barriers to non-wealthy folk living in homes that they can-not afford.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:11 AM (cqNba)

620 "Dang rickl. Words fail me. You seem to be taking it well, but that's from this side. I know it must be very hard."
-Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 06:10 AM (Tnijr)

We've got gusto in The Horde!

...plus, your moniker is "freaked". *HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 07, 2019 06:13 AM (Ckg4U)

621 County government is vexed by the unacceptable situation, and working on legal ways to break down these barriers to non-wealthy folk living in homes that they can-not afford.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

And not only can't afford, but if given the chance to own a home of lesser value, have no knowledge of or desire to maintain it.
Let it crumble...move on.

Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:13 AM (vd8XM)

622 So the 11,000 concerned scientist letter a climate warming global changing thinks the most very scientific extra special way to fix the problem is POPULATION CONTROL.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:15 AM (JFO2v)

623 Oh Rickl, Im so sorry.

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2019 06:15 AM (Ed8Zd)

624 So the 11,000 concerned scientist letter a climate warming global changing thinks the most very scientific extra special way to fix the problem is POPULATION CONTROL.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Are the 11,000 volunteering?
We can fire up the ovens if need be

Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:16 AM (vd8XM)

625 So sorry to hear of your news Rickl.

Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:17 AM (vd8XM)

626 Abcdepsteindidntkillhimselfghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Posted by: jsg at November 07, 2019 06:18 AM (0OuUt)

627 "We can fire up the ovens if need be"

That's just wrong, right there.




Ovens contribute to global warming.

And worms still gotta eat.


Old ways are still the best ways.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:18 AM (cqNba)

628 I see there are over 200 investigations medical and medicine technology threats in US companies and research institutions.

But writer is wondering if it is based on racism as all the investigations involve Chinese.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:18 AM (JFO2v)

629 Ovens contribute to global warming.

And worms still gotta eat.

Old ways are still the best ways.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

No problem, they're electric ovens

Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:19 AM (vd8XM)

630 Oh, gosh, Rickl. I think you've chosen the better part. Go under the mercy.

Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2019 06:19 AM (L3Rsz)

631 616
I hope that new bed allows for Rest and Relaxation, amigo!

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 07, 2019 06:07 AM (Ckg4U)


I am really looking forward to it! It will be a huge improvement over my old bed. In the hospital and rehab center, I spent many nights propped up in the bed reading and falling asleep with the book in my lap. Now I'll be able to do it at home.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 06:19 AM (yQlY7)

632 "No problem, they're electric ovens"

Oh.

Then never mind.


Carry on.......

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:21 AM (cqNba)

633 "So the 11,000 concerned scientist letter a climate warming global changing thinks the most very scientific extra special way to fix the problem is POPULATION CONTROL."
-Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:15 AM (JFO2v)

They've been saying this since the Sixties.

...wasn't true then, isn't true now. And yet I still can't escape Microsoft and Bill Gates, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MMifQvuN08 nor the Sodomite, Tim Cook.

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 07, 2019 06:21 AM (Ckg4U)

634 For those of you who may not have seen this last night.


Remember that seven year old boy trapped in that sex change battle in Texas?

Some good news.

Link to Zip's place.

https://bit.ly/2JUG5Aw

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:23 AM (cqNba)

635 Well, our 24 YO washing machine is acting up. Repair person is coming sometime today. I hope it can be repaired.

Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:24 AM (vd8XM)

636 Oh, that IS good news re: the boy whose mom wanted him to be a girl.

Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2019 06:24 AM (L3Rsz)

637 Warren promises Bill Gates that his wealth tax bill will not be 100 billion. That should make him feel better.

Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2019 06:25 AM (Tnijr)

638 "I am really looking forward to it! It will be a huge improvement over my old bed. In the hospital and rehab center, I spent many nights propped up in the bed reading and falling asleep with the book in my lap. Now I'll be able to do it at home."
-Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 06:19 AM (yQlY7)

That kicks All-Sorts-of-Ass, Brother! ...I totally Get It.

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 07, 2019 06:25 AM (Ckg4U)

639 Remember that seven year old boy trapped in that sex change battle in Texas?

Some good news.


Wait, the KID decided to attend school as a boy?
They're letting a seven year old decide something like that?

Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:26 AM (vd8XM)

640 Hopefully so, Bruce.

They don't make 'em like they used to. We're hoping our 30 yr old fridge keeps going.

Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2019 06:26 AM (L3Rsz)

641 She had been divorced from him earlier this year "in her faith tradition," as she likes to say, when Hirsi discovered her affair with her consultant and fundraiser, Tim Mynett.

________

I thought that in Omar's "faith tradition" this should involve mobs throwing stones at her.

O tempora!
O mores!

Posted by: Eeyore at November 07, 2019 06:27 AM (ZbwAu)

642 They don't make 'em like they used to. We're hoping our 30 yr old fridge keeps going.
Posted by: lizabth

I just don't want a new one. Looking at the time per load for the new washers, they're showing something like 70 to 80 minutes. The one we have now is about 40 minutes.
Of course ours doesn't have wifi and bluetooth

Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:29 AM (vd8XM)

643 And in other news, apparently one can now use the NYT as a sole source of information, and be taken seriously as a witness in testimony about events which you have no personal first hand knowledge.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/347629/

What's gonna happen when somebody testifies to their belief that Epstein did not kill himself, based on their readings of a newspaper?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:29 AM (cqNba)

644 I raise my coffee cup to rickl, whose grace is a good example to us all. Hope your new bed is a comfort to you. Do you have any family nearby?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 07, 2019 06:30 AM (NVYyb)

645 I thought that in Omar's "faith tradition" this should involve mobs throwing stones at her.


It is the "pick and choose" religion of peace

Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:30 AM (vd8XM)

646 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

647 " We're hoping our 30 yr old fridge keeps going."

Mrs VIA's late Great-Aunt's unit is still chugging along.

Date of manufacture...

August, 1945.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:31 AM (cqNba)

648 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:31 AM (cqNba)

649 If you are on the East Coast go and look at the sunrise now. It's beautiful!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2019 06:32 AM (WI7YS)

650
Mrs VIA's late Great-Aunt's unit is still chugging along.

Date of manufacture...

August, 1945.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


The 16-inch gun on top is an attractive feature.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2019 06:33 AM (7rVsF)

651 643 And in other news, apparently one can now use the NYT as a sole source of information, and be taken seriously as a witness in testimony about events which you have no personal first hand knowledge.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/347629/

What's gonna happen when somebody testifies to their belief that Epstein did not kill himself, based on their readings of a newspaper?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:29 AM (cqNba)

I saw the apparition of Sarah Good, which did torture me most grievously, but I did not know her name until the 27th of February, and then she told me her name was Sarah Good, and then she did prick me and pinch me most grievously, and also since, several times, urging me vehemently to write in her devils book.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:33 AM (JFO2v)

652 Bruce...yeah...I am not wanting an Alexa-enabled fridge..LOL. The things she'd hear!

Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2019 06:34 AM (L3Rsz)

653 One thing about getting re-runs, I finally just watched "The Manitewok Minute." LOL Sputnikfest?

Posted by: JAS at November 07, 2019 06:34 AM (DBGf/)

654 "The 16-inch gun on top is an attractive feature. "

Goes back to when the Army-Navy surplus stores had some really cool stuff for sale.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:34 AM (cqNba)

655 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

656 Here is the bed in question:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y37nrm4v

I ordered it the day I was discharged from rehab, and it arrived on Tuesday.

My old bed is a queen size futon. It served me well for many years, but it no longer meets my needs. It's low and flat, and hard to get in and out of.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 06:35 AM (yQlY7)

657 VIA...now that's longevity. For an appliance. But is it GREEN, though. AOC probably wouldn't approve.

Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2019 06:35 AM (L3Rsz)

658 Hadrian the Seventh

How's the new job? Are you surrounded by children who think you are a dinosaur?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 06:36 AM (u82oZ)

659 Well duh! Of course I'll love you in the morning!
_______

What would we do without science?

In college a roommate came up with, "Tomorrow? I don't respect you now." We then put our heads together and composed:

Don't need no lasting treasure
Just want a moment's pleasure
Tonight
I might
Tell you a pack of lies
But I'll forget you
Tomorrow

In those days we were real men. We did all that while holding our own beers.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 07, 2019 06:36 AM (ZbwAu)

660 rickl

Wow. Another nurse population for your groupies.

Seriously, I respect the decision. F Cancer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 06:37 AM (u82oZ)

661 I wonder if when the Trolls will show up.

Counted over 27 different hashes for one of the little tykes yesterday.

Ace must have really smacked somebody's hornet nest recently.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:37 AM (cqNba)

662 "But is it GREEN, though"

Actual electrical demand over a 24 hour period is dramatically lower than any new model.

Absolutely no bells and whistles.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:39 AM (cqNba)

663 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:29 AM (cqNba)

========

It's hard to take this impeachment seriously, given that witnesses like this clown march forward with water cooler office gossip whose main point seems to be that Trump is setting foreign policy.


These adolescents think they will pay no penalty for starting this ball rolling. They see nothing happened to Lois Lerner, Andrew McCabe, Yates, Comey, Brennan and all the others.


Until that fixed attitude changes, we will continue to see these sorts of asshats coming out of the woodwork for their fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 07, 2019 06:40 AM (NVYyb)

664 My old bed is a queen size futon. It served me well for many years, but it no longer meets my needs. It's low and flat, and hard to get in and out of.
Posted by: rickl

No hammock

Posted by: Jean at November 07, 2019 06:40 AM (zV0wX)

665 Good morning, horde! I'm off to work. I hooe everyone has a great day!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 07, 2019 06:40 AM (/+bwe)

666 Eeyore

That is a good song.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 06:40 AM (u82oZ)

667 "The Manitewok Minute."

The guy is pretty funny. I wish him fame, fortune, and many cheesehead hats.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 06:41 AM (u82oZ)

668 Nice looking bed, rickl

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:42 AM (cqNba)

669 It's not just that Trump is setting FP, he's actually negotiating from a position of strength and in America's interests. It shocks them, they have never seen it.

Posted by: Jean at November 07, 2019 06:44 AM (zV0wX)

670 Well this kind of changing the story: Robert Taylor Q and A

But the Trump administration had a package of aid to the Ukraine?"

"Yes."

"Including lethal defensive weapons?"

"Yes."

"Financial assistance?"

"I was very happy about that."

"And was that an improvement [over] years prior?"

"It was."

"Was it a substantial improvement?"

"It was a substantial improvement

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:45 AM (JFO2v)

671 Finished one big project. Now on to two more.

The big one is trying to get AT&T to wire my rural enclave with fiber optics.


Have a blessed day, everyone. May you never need your car as part of your Mattis Plan. Head on a swivel, however.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 07, 2019 06:45 AM (u82oZ)

672 " whose main point seems to be that Trump is setting foreign policy. "


And now, on top of that, it seems that Trump is being accused of removing Ambassadors who do not perform as expected.

https://bit.ly/2NqV3An

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:45 AM (cqNba)

673 Be safe, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba)

674 -Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 06:35 AM (yQlY7)

Look at you and your Luxury!

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 07, 2019 06:47 AM (Ckg4U)

675 So great auntie is Fridgid? does she blow hot and cold!and smoke Kools.

Posted by: saf at November 07, 2019 06:48 AM (5IHGB)

676 In local news, one Maryland county has discovered that there are pockets of expensive wealthy homes, with no Section 8 voucher holders living in them.

County government is vexed by the unacceptable situation, and working on legal ways to break down these barriers to non-wealthy folk living in homes that they can-not afford.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

In other words, local politican didn't get their vig.

Posted by: Jean at November 07, 2019 06:49 AM (zV0wX)

677 Morning 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 07, 2019 06:51 AM (Dhht7)

678

My old bed is a queen sized futon....^^^

Well my old man's a dustman...............




sing along.....

Posted by: saf at November 07, 2019 06:51 AM (5IHGB)

679 I wonder how Simple Swalwell felt about the manner in which Ambassador Stevens was removed from his position?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:51 AM (cqNba)

680 Good morning everyone.

And {{{{hugs}}}} to rickl.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 07, 2019 06:51 AM (Dc2NZ)

681 I'm-a try to fall asleep again. Might your day be what you make of it, Horde.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 07, 2019 06:51 AM (Ckg4U)

682 Coffee is done, time to find some breakfast!

Later all.

Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2019 06:53 AM (vd8XM)

683

Where the fark is JJ,he's LATE.....lazy Morning Reporter

is he leaking secrets AGAIN!!!!

Posted by: saf at November 07, 2019 06:53 AM (5IHGB)

684 rickl, glad to hear you're being proactive in your care. And, that bed looks like it will be awesome for you!

Keeping you in my prayers.

May God continue to Bless you, and keep you in His arms.

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 06:54 AM (fInJv)

685 Here is the bed in question:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y37nrm4v

I ordered it the day I was discharged from rehab, and it arrived on Tuesday.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 06:35 AM

Rickl, that's the bed I got for my wife. She said it's so much better than the hospital beds. Cats also like it. They think we got it for them.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 07, 2019 06:54 AM (Dhht7)

686 " whose main point seems to be that Trump is setting foreign policy. "





And now, on top of that, it seems that Trump is being accused of removing Ambassadors who do not perform as expected.



https://bit.ly/2NqV3An





Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 06:45 AM

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What a fvcking idiot.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 07, 2019 06:56 AM (JUOKG)

687 Went to grocery store at 4:30a CST. Only shopper there. Got out in 20 mins and no waiting at check out. What a treat.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 07, 2019 06:57 AM (Dhht7)

688 Good night, Slapweasel.

Have a good day, NaCly Dog. Yes, the visiting nurses have been cute, too.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 06:57 AM (yQlY7)

689 Once again, I recommend this American Greatness article from the other day, authored by an English professor at Emory. He says he thinks even "moderate Republicans" have had it up to their eyeballs, and are starting to to agree with Andrew. "Fuck you; War." is becoming widespread.

https://tinyurl.com/yykt94ac

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 07, 2019 06:57 AM (NVYyb)

690 the BEE does it again

https://babylonbee.com/news/ space
the-bee-explains-assault-rifles

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

691 " the BEE does it again
"

Pssstttt...

Ace was on it.


And a fine time was had by all.




http://ace.mu.nu/archives/384180.php

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 07:01 AM (cqNba)

692 691

ha missed that thanks

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:03 AM (JFO2v)

693 Good morning you people.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 07, 2019 07:03 AM (uDh3k)

694 "ha missed that thanks"

Shit flies so fast when the boss is on fire that one can't keep up with him, the threads, nor the comments.

And with the Troll invasion yesterday, shit was flying fast and loose.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2019 07:06 AM (cqNba)

695 Morning all...

And {{{hugs}}} to you rickl. I respect your decision and, as always, let me know if there is ANYTHING I can do for you.

And ditto to the F cancer....

Posted by: Tami at November 07, 2019 07:06 AM (cF8AT)

696 Thanks, Tami. Good morning.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2019 07:10 AM (yQlY7)

697 A slight dusting of snow this am. Record cold next week. I can see we are heading for the warmest November ever, according to the NWS.

Posted by: Colin at November 07, 2019 07:11 AM (KNYVU)

698 'Nite, Slapweasel.

Olddog, haven't seen you, hope your wife is doing as okay as possible.

Ok, better get back to work. See ya all tmrw

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 07, 2019 07:14 AM (fInJv)

699 697 A slight dusting of snow this am.

ha My brain saw a slight disgusting snow!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 07, 2019 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

700 Ooh! Horowitz report is coming out!

In two weeks!

#twoweeks

Posted by: blaster at November 07, 2019 07:15 AM (ZfRYq)

701 Ooh! Horowitz report is coming out!

========

Huh? What? What report?

Posted by: John Durham, sleepmeister at November 07, 2019 07:17 AM (NVYyb)

702 Nood.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2019 07:18 AM (oVJmc)

703 In two weeks!

#twoweeks
Posted by: blaster at November 07, 2019 07:15 AM (ZfRYq)

2 weeks from when ?

Posted by: BILL CLINTON at November 07, 2019 07:18 AM (rpxSz)

704 GREAT video! It's a tad long (4:50) but it's worth it....

https://tinyurl.com/yy9ynjhf

Posted by: Tami at November 07, 2019 07:18 AM (cF8AT)

705 DIVORCE, MINNESOTA STYLE
Ilhan Omar only got around to marrying husband Ahmed Hirsi last year, but yesterday she she was legally divorced from him.

...So you're saying I have a chance.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at November 07, 2019 09:47 AM (YPgXi)

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