What Timing! Katie Hill Gets Into Trouble for Her "Throuple" Lifestyle and CBS Is Right There to Promote "Triad" Relationships and Claim They're "Families"

Remember when Clinton lied and then we had months of "Everyone Lies" pieces?

Well, here's CBS with a Everybody Has a Triad Monogamous Relationship piece.

This was actually published over the weekend -- before Hill resigned.

"One big orgy." That's the stereotype about the lifestyle of consensual non-monogamy an arrangement where committed partners openly agree to have sexual relationships with other people.

But people who have practiced non-monogamy for years say it's not all wild sex -- or even all that wild. It takes a lot of work, and it carries a lot of stigma. There can be serious consequences for the family life and even careers of those involved.

"Many people are trying to create families in different kinds of ways. And a lot of people see that as dangerous," Diana Adams, a Brooklyn-based lawyer who represents polyamorous families, says in the CBSN Originals documentary, "Non-monogamy."

She advises clients in non-monogamous relationships to be careful about telling their employers. She's seen some lose their jobs over it.

Oh really?, writes a "KatieH." from California.

Now they kind of casually boost polygamy, while also saying polyamory isn't illegal.

...

It is illegal in all 50 states to be married to more than one person -- which is known as polygamy, not polyamory. Polyamorous people who try different kinds of arrangements --such as a married couple with steady outside partners-- run into their own legal problems.

There is no legal framework for polyamorous families to share finances, custody of children or the rights and responsibilities that come with marriage. Likewise, there are no legal protections against people facing discrimination for being in a non-monogamous relationship.


Mahdy, a man who lives in Brooklyn, New York, had to end his marriage to keep his relationship together. He is part of what's called a triad or thruple-- a polyamorous relationship between three people who are all actively involved with each other. But because it's illegal to be married to more than one person, only two people in his triad can be married.

There's a video to go with this.

Weird that when Trump was accused of having sex with Stormy Daniels, there were no Context Pieces explaining the Science of why men like very, very easy women with big fat sloppy t*ts.

I mean.... if we're defending everyone's sexual preferences, why not defend this pretty common one?

The answers are, Because Trump and Because Straight Men are Icky!!!

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:54 PM




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1 OT: first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 01:55 PM (q80AH)

2 They're not families.

They're freaks.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 01:55 PM (RU4sa)

3 Top 10? WHOOHOO!!

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (/rsCS)

4
Howdy, howdy, howdy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (pNxlR)

5 A triad?? Sluts and whores, basically.

Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (a0IVu)

6 Everyone does it except...anybody anyone else knows.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

7 I can't wait 'til the Mormons demand reparations.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (AURKQ)

8 I nooded. Everyone was nooded. Definitely.

Posted by: eleven at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (tH5fk)

9 Finally!!!

Posted by: Mormon Church at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (FiUMj)

10 So typical of the press. Are we surprised?

I hate them with a passion.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (/rsCS)

11 She's seen some lose their jobs over it."

Prove it or it's bovine scatology.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (6qErC)

12 And remember, during SSM, they said they'd never need to make this kind of argument.

Now, numberism will be the bigotry of the moment.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (/jBFL)

13 There is no legal framework for polyamorous families to share finances, custody of children or the rights and responsibilities that come with marriage. Likewise, there are no legal protections against people facing discrimination for being in a non-monogamous relationship.

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I believe I have already addressed this.

- Anthony Kennedy

Posted by: SH at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (sX1BW)

14 We should respect the privacy of others, unless its Trump's.

Posted by: CNN at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

15
Yeah, "everybody" does it. Run with that, media freaks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (pNxlR)

16
Wait WUT???

Posted by: Mormans Everywhere at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

17 I don't remember the MSM celebrating Mormons or the other bigamist religions.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (CQ3Qb)

18 I mean this also benefits all the cucks - "see, cleaning our bull after he fucks you is totally normal, CBS said so!"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (oZ6kz)

19 Is this the platform for the next democratic debate? Who wants a trouple with Joe and Jill Biden?

Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (a0IVu)

20 And people pretend I don't exist.

Posted by: The Slippery Slope at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (OD2ni)

21 Well, since Big Love first aired in 2006 I suppose we can't be to terribly surprised with this sort of push, can we.

Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (DU2N9)

22 I wish I had another arm so I could throat punch three people at the same time.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (UL0/V)

23 These people...the MFM...they are an insufferable, predictable lot.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (JoUsr)

24 Yup. I remember watching something back then about how the smart kids lie in psych experiments and how lying is totes normal.

Posted by: eleven at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (tH5fk)

25

In the Lifestyle - a limerick

A generous girl named Marie
With hubby and boyfriend makes three
They said "That's big of you."
But wait, that's not quite true
I think they meant to say "That's big o' me!"

Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (mvenn)

26 I saw that CBS article over the weekend, and I think I recall Ace or someone here predicting exactly that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (jYnPD)

27 Orgies and indulgences for the elite, bread and circuses for the masses.

Bread = welfare and entitlements
Circuses = mindless entertainment and brainwashing

It's a dark path that we're on.

Posted by: Guzalot at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (prSvo)

28 In other news Mitt Romney announces he has three other wives and 14 children and that's why he's going to primary Trump.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (CQ3Qb)

29 Katie Hill is a very willful girl. Perhaps she needs a talking to.

Perhaps...a bit *more*, if I may be so bold.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (oZ6kz)

30 17 I don't remember the MSM celebrating Mormons or the other bigamist religions.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (CQ3Qb)

Well, Hugh the pissant Hewitt wrote an entire book about Romney addressing Mormonism when Romney ran for POTUS. What a pos.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (/rsCS)

31 Mahdy, a man who lives in Brooklyn...


Well hell...that tells me all I need to know right there.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (axyOa)

32 George Reynolds is turning in his grave at the hypocrisy...

Posted by: SkinnerVic at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (nbwH3)

33 21 Well, since Big Love first aired in 2006 I suppose we can't be to terribly surprised with this sort of push, can we.
Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (DU2N9)

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Big Love portrayed that arrangement in a poor light, IIRC, as in look at these dumb flyover rubes with their stupid marriages.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (FiUMj)

34
18 I mean this also benefits all the cucks - "see, cleaning our bull after he fucks you is totally normal, CBS said so!"
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (oZ6kz)


What are you saying? You wash your car?

What? What? Out with it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (pNxlR)

35 Keep talking, loonies. This will sell in flyover country.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (Boy/L)

36 don't remember the MSM celebrating Mormons or the other bigamist religions.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (CQ3Qb)
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That's because Mormons abused women with a male having excess women.

This is a female having both.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (/jBFL)

37 It's OK Unless You're A Mormon!

Posted by: The DNC/MFM Axis at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (Ydn2k)

38 So- "throuple" is the new word for slob? Is that what they call it nowadays?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (UL0/V)

39 How can Ilhan Omar fulfill her dream of a blood-related reverse harem if we don't strike down laws against incest and polygamy?!?! What any individual crazy woman wants is more important than anything else! Everyone knows that!

Posted by: the MSM at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (P1f+c)

40 Seriously, these writers have weird-ass friends in Brooklyn and Georgetown and assume that what they're doing is a national trend. "Joshua from Adams Morgan thought his relationship with two transexuals and a bisexual aardvark was perfectly natural" does not a trend make.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (RD7QR)

41 If it feels good, do everyone.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (tjFIa)

42 Mahdy, a man who lives in Brooklyn, New York, had to end his marriage to keep his relationship together.

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This sentence has me confused. Did he have to get divorce to keep the three-way going or did he have to get divorced to stay with the third wheel?

And are we sure a guy with the name of Mahdy is a man? Does he just identify as a man?

Posted by: SH at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (sX1BW)

43 We are shit. So what? Everybody has to shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (OqAWE)

44 people facing discrimination for being in a non-monogamous relationship."

Yeah, sure. Who doesn't point out "non monogmous" people every day?

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (6qErC)

45 The Gay Times are upon us.

Posted by: fb at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (JVEmw)

46
trio's are the most socially unstable structure there is.

Unless there is unanamity in decisions, there is always an individual that is on the shortside of a "vote". Harbors resentment and the feeling of the being the outsider.

Human relationships aint geometry.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (8XRCm)

47 One is bad enough. I can't imagine voluntarily having 2 wives.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (ZLI7S)

48 It's kind of funny, but depending on the need, things are "totally the same" or "totally different" for progs.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (/jBFL)

49 Freaks, Congress is full of brain damaged FREAKS!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (KA5Fy)

50 I can't wait til some Democrat is caught humping his dog. Then we'll see articles about the poor people who have to hide their amorous feelings for their pets.

Posted by: abbynormal at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (I849g)

51
Oh man. We were supposed to be gloating over the Horowitz report today.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (7OILk)

52 I suspect the male staff at the networks have throuples with Paolo.

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (U7k5w)

53 I'm convinced Hillary could eat a baby raw on national television and there would be articles the next day defending the practice.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (Uu+Jp)

54 Is this what Stetler consulted on? An expert in being a cuck?

Posted by: henry at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (JMDly)

55 Weird that when Trump was accused of having sex with Stormy Daniels, there were no Context Pieces explaining the Science of why men like very, very easy women with big fat sloppy t*ts.

I mean.... if we're defending everyone's sexual preferences, why not defend this pretty common one?

The answers are, Because Trump and Because Straight Men are Icky!!!

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No, straight men aren't icky.

They're oppressors of the world who rape its natural beauty into colonialist shit. They must be destroyed.

Cucks are cool, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (q80AH)

56 1 + Couple = Throuple Trouple!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (wtvvX)

57 As someone noted earlier:

Trump joked about grabbing them by the mish = Rapist, misogynist.


Katie Hill grabbed them by the mish.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (jYnPD)

58 I personally don't give a shit if a dude fucks 3 chicks simultaneously and they're all OK with it. But it is eye rolling timing by CBS to suddenly discover everyone's into it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (FiUMj)

59 Well, Islam allows for four wives so the media is right on track advocating for their favorite class of people.

Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (a0IVu)

60 The Gay Times are upon us.
Posted by: fb at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (JVEmw)
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Surprise!

Posted by: The Otter at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (/jBFL)

61 I nooded. Everyone was nooded. Definitely.


But not everyone was photographed nooded.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (yQpMk)

62 21 Well, since Big Love first aired in 2006 I suppose we can't be to terribly surprised with this sort of push, can we.

Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (DU2N9)



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Big Love portrayed that arrangement in a poor light, IIRC, as in look at these dumb flyover rubes with their stupid marriages.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (FiUMj)

Never watched it - but remembered remarking at the time (per-normalization of gay marriage, you'll recall) that sort of shit was going to be the death of the family. Wish I could say I was wrong about that, but look at where we are 13-years later.

Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (DU2N9)

63 People on the left have been online trying to mainstream polyamory for a while.

That "slippery slope"? It's real. And the entertainment industry is full of deviants, so no surprise with CBS.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (+lVUW)

64 I take it back... I'M NOT QUITTING!

Posted by: Katie Hole (D) at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

65 This is surprising. That it wasn't NBC.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (YslsA)

66 Either one of your thruple is looking for a free place to stay and you're an idiot or someone is a homosexual and hasn't come to terms with it.


Stop taking drugs, nitwits.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (nRWPy)

67 Regular normal one on one relationships can get complicated enough.
Add another person to amp up the drama?
No thanks.

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (DJFLF)

68 The odd throuple

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (HALdu)

69 Does this mean I can mix a batch on the handle of the front door at DNC headquarters now?

I'm just expressing my love, baby. Don't judge me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (AURKQ)

70 Is CBS producing the "Silicon Valley" actor's open marriage sitcom?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (bDqIh)

71
19 Is this the platform for the next democratic debate? Who wants a trouple with Joe and Jill Biden?
Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (a0IVu)


And now we know the etymology of the phrase "fucking [a] retard".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (pNxlR)

72 don't remember the MSM celebrating Mormons or the other bigamist religions.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (CQ3Qb)

One of the many similarities between Mormons and Muzzies. Joseph Smith and Muhammad both used their newfound religions to justify their predatpry degeneracy.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (N4xQB)

73 Trouple Trouple Toil and Trouble

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (yQpMk)

74 Webb Hubbell was always part of our family.

Posted by: Random Chappaqua resident at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (n+uWo)

75 Almost as good as SNL ragging on PDT over ISIS only a couple of hours before the announcement that BoomDaddy blowed hisself up real good as our operators were moving in.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (NWiLs)

76 Katie Hill is a very willful girl. Perhaps she needs a talking to.

Perhaps...a bit *more*, if I may be so bold.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM


And then....

Posted by: Zoot at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (ejd/p)

77 "the Science of why men like very, very easy women with big fat sloppy t*ts"
I heard that they like to squeeze them and suck on them. Men are just so...so...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (NMAzL)

78 Polyamorphous families.

That sounds about right.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (mvenn)

79 So, I've been doin it wrong for 39 years?

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (88+cf)

80 53 I'm convinced Hillary could eat a baby raw on national television and there would be articles the next day defending the practice.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (Uu+Jp)

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Remember when the media started to flirt with positive notices of female genital mutilation?

I remember.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (q80AH)

81 None of this is new. Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood shared Jean Seberg in Paint Your Wagon.

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (DJFLF)

82 OK.


You marry two women.


Now you have to wives who won't blow you.

Lucky you.


Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (tjFIa)

83 Where did all of this cuckery come from? This wasn't much of a thing 10 years ago and now it seems it's everywhere. I want to blame millenials, but still, where? And why?

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (sN9mD)

84 This throuple business really isn't new. I oughtta know.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (sWM8x)

85 They're oppressors of the world who rape its natural beauty into colonialist shit. They must be destroyed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (q80AH)
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That's just straight white men.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (/jBFL)

86 One is bad enough. I can't imagine voluntarily having 2 wives.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (ZLI7S)

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It *would* double the amount of sex one's not having, tho.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

87 The Trouble With Trouple

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (ZLI7S)

88 it's not "polyamory" it's simply having no ability to have any discretion or taste or responsibility. It's sluts, period.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (nRWPy)

89 She resigned because there is likely more video to come.LOL

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (KNsKs)

90 If they're OK and they're "families," then why did Katie Hill's go totally off the rails?

Doesn't seem to work, does it?

Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (DQebX)

91 I'll tell you why I'm not opening my birthday presents......they are all probably just more F-ing hats.

Posted by: Al Bagdadhi at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (ymnmz)

92 But people who have practiced non-monogamy for years say it's not all wild sex

I mean, ya hear stuff, out in the garden shed, but I don't know, really.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (Ydn2k)

93 67 Regular normal one on one relationships can get complicated enough.
Add another person to amp up the drama?
No thanks.
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (DJFLF)

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No shit.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (RU4sa)

94 "Katie Hill is a very willful girl. Perhaps she needs a talking to.

Perhaps...a bit *more*, if I may be so bold.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethi"


Indeed, Katie Hill is a very naughty girl. If you don't mind my saying so.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (OD2ni)

95 a Devil's Triad's love is different than the love of a straight or a square

Posted by: Bonghits for Hitler at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (nFwvY)

96 Regular normal one on one relationships can get complicated enough.
Add another person to amp up the drama?
No thanks.

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Good lord, why would anyone want to add a person. Subtraction is the key to bliss.

Posted by: SH at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (sX1BW)

97 82 OK.


You marry two women.


Now you have to wives who won't blow you.

Lucky you.


Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (tjFIa)



"Mo-hammed, Mo Problems!"

- - Abu-al Bagdad--BOOOM

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (zBaqJ)

98 It's 2019, you stupid rubes. We must make the conservative case not just for gay marriage equality and for multiple marriage equality but now for man-dog marriage equality!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM


I don't like where this is going.

Posted by: Jonah's Couch at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (ejd/p)

99 This throuple business really isn't new. I oughtta know.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (sWM8x)
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With your brother, Enflagrante?

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (/jBFL)

100 This is really about CBS in-air talent to forestall any #MeThree claims against them.

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (mnmFj)

101 The Gay Times are upon us.
Posted by: fb

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Maybe so, but I'm fighting back. My daughter, who claims to be gay, now knows better than to ask me to fly her freak flag or any of her other rainbow bs.

Nope. Not going to be 'proud' of deviancy.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (Y4EXg)

102 >>It *would* double the amount of sex one's not having, tho.

ha

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (ZLI7S)

103 Katie Hill is a 32 year-old who looks like a hot 48 year-old. Still can't decide if she's a one or zero.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (N4xQB)

104 Never watched it - but remembered remarking at the time (per-normalization of gay marriage, you'll recall) that sort of shit was going to be the death of the family. Wish I could say I was wrong about that, but look at where we are 13-years later.
Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (DU2N9)

Third-wave feminism and no-fault divorce were the death of the family. This is just doing donuts on the family's grave.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

105 So if the woman is the most succcessful / powerful person in the relationship it is a throuple, if she is the least successful / powerful person in the group it is running train.

Is that right?

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (HALdu)

106
It *would* double the amount of sex one's not having, tho.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

Dubious

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (nRWPy)

107 Dem. House Speak, Nancy Pelosi, forces out proud lesbian congresswoman.

Posted by: Honest Headline at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (jYnPD)

108 85 They're oppressors of the world who rape its natural beauty into colonialist shit. They must be destroyed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:00 PM (q80AH)
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That's just straight white men.
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (/jBFL)

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Well, don't you know that straight black men are the same as gay men? Until they start voting Republican, of course. Then they become white nationalists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (q80AH)

109 103 Katie Hill is a 32 year-old who looks like a hot 48 year-old. Still can't decide if she's a one or zero.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (N4xQB)


Worlds Youngest GILF?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (zBaqJ)

110 Now I'm just picturing every guy getting approach by his girl about "hey let's add more peeps for me to fuck" as being Jack in the bathroom talking to Grady.

Did you know that your wife is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (oZ6kz)

111 "This was actually published over the weekend -- before Hill resigned."

How awkward for them.

Posted by: SNL at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (6eEQ+)

112

Triad
Jefferson Airplane

You want to know how it will be
Me and her, or you and me
You both stand there, your long hair flowing
Your eyes alive, your mind still growing

Saying to me what can we do now that we both love you
I love you too
And I don't really see
Why can't we go on as three

https://youtu.be/KYj2dWFNtpw?t=200

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (aKsyK)

113 103 Katie Hill is a 32 year-old who looks like a hot 48 year-old. Still can't decide if she's a one or zero.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (N4xQB


The alcoholism takes a bit out of you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (hLRSq)

114 47
One is bad enough. I can't imagine voluntarily having 2 wives.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (ZLI7S)

++++Cripes. I can't either and I am a woman.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (xlprn)

115 Maybe this is just "getting a nanny cheap."

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (nRWPy)

116 I was shocked when I found out she was 32. I was thinking mid 40s from just the pics.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (FiUMj)

117 Polyamory is the "world's oldest" type of relationship.

Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (Gvpa/)

118 103 Katie Hill is a 32 year-old who looks like a hot 48 year-old. Still can't decide if she's a one or zero.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (N4xQB)

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Have three shots of Cutty Sark, and then look at her again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (q80AH)

119 "She resigned because there is likely more video to come.LOL
Posted by: steevy"


Hopefully from behind. That is her better side.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (OD2ni)

120 102
>>It *would* double the amount of sex one's not having, tho.



ha

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (ZLI7S)

Won't anyone think of the sammiches?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (jYnPD)

121 I believe I have already addressed this.

- Anthony Kennedy
____________

Yep, the language of Obergefell sets this up nicely. Polygamy, pedophilia, bestiality . . . there are no limits. Everybody must be free to love as they choose!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (k4dH2)

122 NYT: Obama military and intelligence leaders able to kill Bagdahdi, despite Trump interference and mismanagement.

https://tinyurl.com/y3lj22eo

Posted by: New York Times at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (NVYyb)

123 113 103 Katie Hill is a 32 year-old who looks like a hot 48 year-old. Still can't decide if she's a one or zero.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (N4xQB


The alcoholism takes a bit out of you.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (hLRSq)


The Throuple and the Damage Done...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (zBaqJ)

124 And are we sure a guy with the name of Mahdy is a man? Does he just identify as a man?
Posted by: SH at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (sX1BW)

Variant spelling of Mahdi. Islamic. Almost certainly Shiite. Probably wanting to have multiple wives, just like in the old country.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (J+mig)

125 Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (mvenn)


lasagna on the screen.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. OU-812 at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (Vy7tf)

126 77 "the Science of why men like very, very easy women with big fat sloppy t*ts"
I heard that they like to squeeze them and suck on them. Men are just so...so...
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (NMAzL)

Horny?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (NWiLs)

127 I am sol old I remember when they gave Trump crap for not knowing what the Triad was.

Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (n13/j)

128 117 Polyamory is the "world's oldest" type of relationship.
Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (Gvpa/)


Cleveland Amory's wife?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (zBaqJ)

129 "Indeed, Katie Hill is a very naughty girl. If you don't mind my saying so.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 28, 2019 02:02 PM (OD2ni)"

She didn't care for Congress at first. She fucked two staffers and tried to burn her career down. But I...corrected her, sir.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (oZ6kz)

130 I wish I had another arm so I could throat punch three people at the same time.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2019 01:57 PM (UL0/V)


..............

Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (88+cf)

131 I can't imagine living with another woman. I'm even glad I didn't have daughters.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (nRWPy)

132 If you withdraw from a throuple does that mean you are uncoupling?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (mvenn)

133 Where did all of this cuckery come from?"

Soy.

Or Paolo.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (6qErC)

134 You can buy a 32 year old Buick that has less miles on it than Katie Hill.

Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (Gvpa/)

135 I'm convinced Hillary could eat a baby raw on national television and there would be articles the next day defending the practice.

Obligatory: Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle On Obama's Double-Homicide

http://bit.ly/2PrfIW8

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (yQpMk)

136 Katie Hill is a 32 year-old who looks like a hot 48 year-old. Still can't decide if she's a one or zero.

---

LOL!

I'm 50 and she looks older than me.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (RU4sa)

137 I am not a fan of sloppy tits.
Big or small.
A girl should keep her tits tidy.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (tjFIa)

138 But not everyone was photographed nooded.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


If only. Some things can't be unseen.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA, cell-phone-and-laptop-camera-hacking division at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (P1f+c)

139 Next up: normalizing pedophilia.

They can't help who they love.
Love trumps hate.
Love is love.


No reason these wouldn't apply to nambla.

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

140 86
One is bad enough. I can't imagine voluntarily having 2 wives.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (ZLI7S)



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It *would* double the amount of sex one's not having, tho.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

IT'S FUNNY CAUSE WHEN THE INTERN WAS GRIPING TO THE CUCK HUSBAND ABOUT HER BITCH OF A BOSS SHE WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS WIFE, WHO THEY BOTH WERE BANGING.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (ymnmz)

141 Timing.
Right.
You can bet once the news was out about Hill, CBS bosses gave the order to get a story ready.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (axyOa)

142 115 Maybe this is just "getting a nanny cheap."
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (nRWPy)

Babysitting with benefits?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

143 "Stormy Daniels... men like very, very easy women with big fat sloppy t*ts."

Especially if they're stupid and end up having to pay me! Talk about a dream girl. I mean, besides the plutonium-tier case of herpes.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (ykYG2)

144 I know of a therapist who has as a client a "triad" in a "polyamorous relationship".

You're crazy if you think you can make that work through "therapy". It's actually pretty funny, watching an ultra-liberal trying to "justify" this crap that even she knows is doomed to failure...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (wtvvX)

145 Did you know that your wife is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM


Come and play with us, Danny....


O_o

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (ejd/p)

146 >>lasagna on the screen.


On it.

Posted by: Hope Solo at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (tjFIa)

147 "This was actually published over the weekend -- before Hill resigned."

Been a lot of that sort happening lately, a day late and a dollar short.

Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (ClDY1)

148 I got 99 problems a bitch ain't 1 through 97

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (AURKQ)

149 One is bad enough. I can't imagine voluntarily having 2 wives.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (ZLI7S)

2 wives...2 MILs

Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (a0IVu)

150 the bitch has been rode hard and put away wet too many times

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (FZYNt)

151 133 Where did all of this cuckery come from?"

Soy.

Or Paolo

Evil weed?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. OU-812 at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (Vy7tf)

152 NYT: Obama military and intelligence leaders able to kill Bagdahdi, despite Trump interference and mismanagement.



https://tinyurl.com/y3lj22eo

Posted by: New York Times at October 28, 2019 02:03 PM (NVYyb)

This is precisely the sort of evidence supporting the belief that if Trump, personally, found the cure for cancer the NYT would find a reason to say this was a bad thing. Slim's Slimes can all DIAF.

Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (DU2N9)

153


Old and Busted: "My Three Sons."
New Hotness: "My Three-somes"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (zBaqJ)

154 147 "This was actually published over the weekend -- before Hill resigned."

Been a lot of that sort happening lately, a day late and a dollar short.
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (ClDY1)

Must'a fell off the nightstand.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (AURKQ)

155 The key ingredient in making any relationship work is the spanking.

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (HALdu)

156 147 "This was actually published over the weekend -- before Hill resigned."

Been a lot of that sort happening lately, a day late and a dollar short.
Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (ClDY1)

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I look forward to the seminal pieces about impeachment that will come out the night before Pelosi announces she's shutting all of the impeachment stuff down because it's too close to the election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (q80AH)

157 "It takes a lot of work, and it carries a lot of stigma. There can be serious consequences for the family life and even careers of those involved."

So they're sorta victims of circumstance. Why, they're almost heroic in because of all the extra work and risks and yet they persist.

Well, they've convinced me. We should give them medals. And how dare Trump be president!

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (6eEQ+)

158 A girl should keep her tits tidy.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (tjFIa)

Sage advice for the 'ettes. The horde is here to serve.

Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (Gvpa/)

159 I am not a fan of sloppy tits.
Big or small.
A girl should keep her tits tidy.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (tjFIa)

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AOSHQ - so much more than a smart military blog.

Posted by: SH at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (sX1BW)

160 I hope they put some lipstick on big daddy before they drop kicked his head off the carrier.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (YslsA)

161 OT, but since everyone's referencing The Shining...

The episode of Bob's Burgers with the Kuch Kopi as Grady is one of the funniest things I've seen. The whole episode is great.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (sN9mD)

162 Old and Busted: "My Three Sons."
New Hotness: "My Three-somes"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (zBaqJ)

The Dick and Dyke Show

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (AURKQ)

163 132 If you withdraw from a throuple does that mean you are uncoupling?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (mvenn)

It's a throncious unthroupling.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (NWiLs)

164 It is illegal in all 50 states to be married to more than one person

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Not for long. I see a SCOTUS making law again on this matter in the not too distant future.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 28, 2019 02:07 PM (pw+jk)

165 47
One is bad enough. I can't imagine voluntarily having 2 wives.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (ZLI7S)

3 won't work for 2 will always gang up on one.

4 is the perfect number. they can pair off and make sammiches

Posted by: Bonghits for Hitler at October 28, 2019 02:07 PM (nFwvY)

166 >>2 wives...2 MILs

The horror. The horror.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 02:07 PM (ZLI7S)

167 Shi'ism (and 'Abbasid-ism, which I suppose doesn't exist anymore) also has the concept of the Temporary Wife. Contracted out for the rumpy pumpy. But don't call it prostitution!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 28, 2019 02:07 PM (ykYG2)

168 I just hope that Hillary! comes out in favor of this sort of throuple lifestyle. And openly lives it. On reality t.v. shows. All . . . the . . . time.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2019 02:07 PM (5vBlo)

169 Two wives - endlessly yapping at you, in stereo!

Posted by: washrivergal at October 28, 2019 02:07 PM (xlprn)

170 Loved the cuck on CBS this morning who described being "sextiled" when his wife's date came to the house.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2019 02:07 PM (ptqGC)

171 149 One is bad enough. I can't imagine voluntarily having 2 wives.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (ZLI7S)

2 wives...2 MILs
Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (a0IVu)

Jesus Christ, that's even worse to contemplate.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:07 PM (NWiLs)

172 Have three shots of Cutty Sark, and then look at her again.

Yep, she's 3AM cute.

Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (DU2N9)

173 I can't wait 'til the Mormons demand reparations.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (AURKQ)



How much money we talking about?

Posted by: G. Gnome at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (al6UK)

174 There can be serious consequences for the family life and even careers of those involved.

---------------

That's never stopped the left from promoting bad social policy before.

Posted by: SH at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (sX1BW)

175 Chunk, I definitely have to catch that one, since I love Bob's Burgers and obviously I love that scene from The Shining.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (oZ6kz)

176 139 Next up: normalizing pedophilia.

They can't help who they love.
Love trumps hate.
Love is love.


No reason these wouldn't apply to nambla.
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

Didn't Streisand try this? When talking about Michael Jackson she said "His sexual needs were his sexual needs" and "It didn't kill them". This didn't work out to well for her, dumb bitch

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (U7k5w)

177 "This was actually published over the weekend -- before Hill resigned."


Clearly someone forgot to tell Hill.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (axyOa)

178 why not, the thing is Who gets the house when you divorce? wife1 wife2 wife3

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (bhwb4)

179 Sage advice for the 'ettes. The horde is here to serve.
Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (Gvpa/)

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*ponders the wisdom of taking advice from the 'horde*

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (RU4sa)

180 169 Two wives - endlessly yapping at you, in stereo!

Posted by: washrivergal at October 28, 2019 02:07 PM (xlprn)

Think of the honey-do lists!!!

Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (a0IVu)

181 ..............


Posted by: Michelle Fields at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (88+cf)
..........

Call me. I have the number of a good carpenter.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (v0R5T)

182 Eh, why bother.

She's just gonna leave you and take a 1/3 of your stuff.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (AURKQ)

183 2 wives...2 MILs


They could be sisters.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (yQpMk)

184 2 wives...2 MILs


Not if you marry sisters.

Posted by: CNN at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (oVJmc)

185 Cleveland Amory's wife?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM


A most improper suggestion.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (ejd/p)

186 Remember when Clinton lied

You'll have to be more specific: there is more than one Clinton, and there are WAY more than one lie.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (5vBlo)

187 Sure, sure, it's "polyamory". How noble. It seems more like freshman and sophomore year in college, when you're on your own with girls and alcohol for the first time. Fun, but living the rest of your life that way?

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (Ydn2k)

188 Next up: normalizing pedophilia.

They can't help who they love.
Love trumps hate.
Love is love.


No reason these wouldn't apply to nambla.
Posted by: LASue

----

Don't forget the motto of the "hip" church:

Love wins.

Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2019 02:09 PM (DQebX)

189 trio's are the most socially unstable structure there is.

Unless there is unanamity in decisions, there is always an individual that is on the shortside of a "vote". Harbors resentment and the feeling of the being the outsider.

Human relationships aint geometry.

---------------

No matter how many people are in an off-kilter relationship someone is the powerful center and the others are just spokes in the wheel and not feeling very special. Those arrangements always fail when the less favored decide to leave.

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2019 02:09 PM (mnmFj)

190 >>Have three shots of Cutty Sark, and then look at her again.


The problem is that you also have to smell her.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 02:09 PM (tjFIa)

191
She was not taught how to keep her tits taut.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2019 02:09 PM (pNxlR)

192 Yeah, the revisionist history is running straight and hot, with nary a mention of how it was Panetta that set the Bin Laden raid up, not telling Obama it was ready until it was too late to cancel it again.

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 02:09 PM (HALdu)

193 139 Next up: normalizing pedophilia.


Always been the un-holy grail for the regressives.

Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:09 PM (DU2N9)

194 Not for long. I see a SCOTUS making law again on this matter in the not too distant future.

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AK already made the "law." It just needs to be properly applied.

Posted by: SH at October 28, 2019 02:09 PM (sX1BW)

195 178 why not, the thing is Who gets the house when you divorce? wife1 wife2 wife3
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (bhwb4)

Trick question.

The State takes it because you owe too much back taxes.

Posted by: Charlie Sykes at October 28, 2019 02:09 PM (AURKQ)

196 Two wives - endlessly yapping at you, in stereo!



HARCOURT FENTON MUDD!

Posted by: Stella 6 at October 28, 2019 02:09 PM (yQpMk)

197 178 why not, the thing is Who gets the house when you divorce? wife1 wife2 wife3
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (bhwb4)

Sounds like the kind of thing that needs to be settled with a Thunderdome.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 28, 2019 02:09 PM (J+mig)

198 What is the opposite of "hardest hit"?

Asking for a certain cruise ship w/ cucks.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 28, 2019 02:09 PM (xptlg)

199 187 Sure, sure, it's "polyamory". How noble. It seems more like freshman and sophomore year in college, when you're on your own with girls and alcohol for the first time. Fun, but living the rest of your life that way?
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (Ydn2k)

I did college all wrong

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (NWiLs)

200 Doesn't the state of Katie's marriage/relationships illustrate why as a society, we do not enable or legalize polygynous relationships?


It was destructive.
The young female staffer felt used and was terrified about displeasing Katie.
Her husband was posting near naked pics of her online at a wife-sharing site.

She broke the "throuple" rules by seeking another partner and hiding it from them. Oh, you were into wife-sharing but only within certain boundaries? Wait -- we already decided boundaries are restrictive and square, right?

Once you break the boundaries you see what order and stability they provide.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (bDqIh)

201 Update on my school situation:
Kid who cussed at me just got arrested for public intoxication and smoking pot.

Posted by: Jmel at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (SVklC)

202 What if wife 1's directions conflict with wife 2?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (nRWPy)

203 81
None of this is new. Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood shared Jean Seberg in Paint Your Wagon.


Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (DJFLF)

I have heard that story but it was with James Coburn and Eastwood.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (ymnmz)

204 Lloyd: What'll it be, Miss Hill?

Katie: Hair of the dog that bit me.

L: A young subordinate you can fuck?

K: That'll do her.

L: No charge, Miss Hill. Your money's no good here. Orders from The House of Reps.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (oZ6kz)

205 Some scoundrel (Oscar Wilde I think) once pointed out that bigamy is having too many wives, and so is monogamy.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (oFCg9)

206 197
178 why not, the thing is Who gets the house when you divorce? wife1 wife2 wife3

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (bhwb4)



Sounds like the kind of thing that needs to be settled with a Thunderdome.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 28, 2019 02:09 PM (J+mig)

Bust a deal, spin the third wheel.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (jYnPD)

207 don't remember the MSM celebrating Mormons or the other bigamist religions.

It's a doctrine of the LDS church that God can command us to be polygamous. It's not a central tenet of the LDS church that we must be bigamist. Also, we haven't followed that doctrine for ~130 years.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (9t0Zz)

208 Three's Company

Once again media ahead of the times.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (axyOa)

209 Jmel: That's a shame, just when he was about to put his life on track as an aspiring Soundcloud rapper.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (oZ6kz)

210


I can only imagine the negotiations that this binty strumpet was getting into with the media.

These things are never synchronized for appearances! Kinda like how Desmond the Magnificent is rolled out to show us all how good drag queen predatory hour is!



Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (ikxxu)

211 201
Update on my school situation:

Kid who cussed at me just got arrested for public intoxication and smoking pot.


Aw, the poor little thing was drunk. How sweet.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (nRWPy)

212
The pictures alone called into question her maturity of judgement, entirely separate from the inappropriate nature of her relationship with a paid staffer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (pNxlR)

213 197 178 why not, the thing is Who gets the house when you divorce? wife1 wife2 wife3
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 28, 2019 02:08 PM (bhwb4)

You're getting stuck with all the unsecured debt they racked up, too.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (NWiLs)

214 >> Chunk, I definitely have to catch that one, since I love Bob's Burgers and obviously I love that scene from The Shining.

It's one of the first six episodes in season one. I love the show and think that first half season is brilliant.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (sN9mD)

215 CBS Is Right There to Promote "Triad" Relationships and Claim They're "Families"
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Take it from Oprah, Steadman and me!

Posted by: Gayle King at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (8CrUl)

216 She is a rode hard and put out wet repeatedly 32...




Posted by: H Badger at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (n/0Nw)

217 I am not a fan of sloppy tits.
Big or small.
A girl should keep her tits tidy.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM (tjFIa)




It is a responsibility thing, you take care of your tits and your tits will take care of you, or someone else will take care of you because you have great tits.

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (HALdu)

218 They can't help who they love.
Love trumps hate.
Love is love.


No reason these wouldn't apply to nambla.
Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2019 02:05 PM


Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed more than one recent country song including the lyric "we love who we love"?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (ejd/p)

219 My brother is marrying his fourth wife.
Maybe he should get number five while he's at it.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (v0R5T)

220 202 What if wife 1's directions conflict with wife 2?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (nRWPy)

You just cut that shit right out.

Posted by: King Henry VIII at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (Gvpa/)

221 I'm on a three way of love and I can't look back!"

Sorry, Aretha...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (6qErC)

222 with nary a mention of how it was Panetta that set the Bin Laden raid up

Remember when we used to think Leon Panetta was an insane lefty?

And now he looks like a fairly acceptable rightie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (Boy/L)

223 201 Update on my school situation:
Kid who cussed at me just got arrested for public intoxication and smoking pot.

Posted by: Jmel at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (SVklC)

yikes.

Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (a0IVu)

224 201 Update on my school situation:
Kid who cussed at me just got arrested for public intoxication and smoking pot.
Posted by: Jmel at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (SVklC)

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Heh.

Good.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (RU4sa)

225 Update on my school situation:

Kid who cussed at me just got arrested for public intoxication and smoking pot.


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I thought he was entitled to an education?

Posted by: SH at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (sX1BW)

226 I'm convinced Hillary could eat a baby raw on national television and there would be articles the next day defending the practice
====
Low cholesterol heart healthy diet? The infant diet. Tomorrow on the morning show!

Posted by: Simplemind at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (C6xeQ)

227 81
None of this is new. Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood shared Jean Seberg in Paint Your Wagon.


Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (DJFLF)

I have heard that story but it was with James Coburn and Eastwood.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

----

It's the plot of the film.

It's Lee Marvin.

Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (DQebX)

228 None of this is new. Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood shared Jean Seberg in Paint Your Wagon.


Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM


Poor Jean. She had to listen to each of them sing.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (axyOa)

229 This is the same media that spent 8 years trying to convince us Michelle Obama was the most beautiful First Lady ever.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (PD4UQ)

230 The AOC sex tape will come.

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (KNsKs)

231 203
81

None of this is new. Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood shared Jean Seberg in Paint Your Wagon.




Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (DJFLF)

I have heard that story but it was with James Coburn and Eastwood.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (ymnmz)


George Harrison and Eric Clapton.

Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (ClDY1)

232 My brother is marrying his fourth wife.

Your brother needs some medication.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (Boy/L)

233 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

234 Smell my finger.

Posted by: K. Hill at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (Nd8pF)

235 This is precisely the sort of evidence supporting the belief that if Trump, personally, found the cure for cancer the NYT would find a reason to say this was a bad thing. Slim's Slimes can all DIAF.
Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:06 PM (DU2N9)

"Trump puts thousands of cancer doctors and charitable organizations out of work!"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (N4xQB)

236 Kid who cussed at me just got arrested for public intoxication and smoking pot.

Katie Hill's got a nephew?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (ykYG2)

237 224 201 Update on my school situation:
Kid who cussed at me just got arrested for public intoxication and smoking pot.
Posted by: Jmel at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (SVklC)

HA HA!
/Nelson Muntz

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

238
I thought he was entitled to an education?
Posted by: SH at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (sX1BW)

Sounds like class is now in session

Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (Gvpa/)

239 I'm convinced Hillary could eat a baby raw on national television and there would be articles the next day defending the practice
====

My brunch, my choice.

Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (DQebX)

240 The enemy of the people, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: Sponge at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

241 Update on my school situation:
Kid who cussed at me just got arrested for public intoxication and smoking pot.

Posted by: Jmel at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (SVklC)
........

He seems nice.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (v0R5T)

242 >> My brother is marrying his fourth wife.


I'm sure it will work out for him this time.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (tjFIa)

243 I'm conflicted.
Yankee fan rooting for the Nationals, until last night.
Now find myself hoping Astros win out just to flip the bird and give a nice sloppy pffft! to those Nat fans.
Meh, maybe I just won't pay attention at all.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (48RE5)

244 201
Update on my school situation:

Kid who cussed at me just got arrested for public intoxication and smoking pot.

Posted by: Jmel at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (SVklC)

++++
Sometimes, not often, we get to see karma in real time.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (xlprn)

245 202 What if wife 1's directions conflict with wife 2?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (nRWPy)

I would think wife 1 would have the final say. Unless wife 2 stages a coup.

Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (a0IVu)

246 Why is monogamy, the normal state of married mature adults, frowned at. It works. anything else has complications and drama, hurts kids and is not ideal. Maybe I'm old fashioned.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (0OmEj)

247 228 None of this is new. Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood shared Jean Seberg in Paint Your Wagon.


Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM


Poor Jean. She had to listen to each of them sing.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (axyOa)

---

*ponders being the middle of a Clint/Lee sandwich*

Earplugs.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (RU4sa)

248 Update on my school situation:
Kid who cussed at me just got arrested for public intoxication and smoking pot.
Posted by: Jmel at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM


See?
Pop quiz works every time. The other kids get him stoned and drunk and then call the cops.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (axyOa)

249 12 numberism will be the bigotry of the moment
Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 01:56 PM (/jBFL)

That's gold.

Posted by: m at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (5vBlo)

250 Isn't that going to separate him from his family?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (0GvUH)

251 The AOC sex tape will come.

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (KNsKs)

Lovely phrasing. And yes, you know there's one out there. Somewhere. Would be curious to see what her meaty funbags look like, shall we say, in their natural state.

Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (DU2N9)

252 It's a throncious unthroupling.
Posted by: Insomniac


********

But that would be unthrupulous!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (mvenn)

253 219 My brother is marrying his fourth wife.
Maybe he should get number five while he's at it.
Posted by: wth at October 28, 2019 02:11 PM (v0R5T)

He needs to be involuntarily admitted for psych treatment. Clearly he's a danger to himself by reason of mental disease or defect.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (NWiLs)

254 And she already has the hot sauce in her purse. Yum, baby burgers.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (oFCg9)

255 It's a doctrine of the LDS church that God can
command us to be polygamous. It's not a central tenet of the LDS church
that we must be bigamist. Also, we haven't followed that doctrine for
~130 years.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (9t0Zz)


Isn't that why the Romney family's sect relocated to that compound in Mexico?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (CQ3Qb)

256 Sounds like the kind of thing that needs to be settled with a Thunderdome."

Hmm.. "one man enters, gets f***d, leaves"?

Not how I remembered...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (6qErC)

257 I was also rooting for the Nats. Oops, looks like they went 0-3 since announcing Trump wouldn't throw out the first pitch. That's a shame.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (oZ6kz)

258 It's a doctrine of the LDS church that God can command us to be polygamous. It's not a central tenet of the LDS church that we must be bigamist. Also, we haven't followed that doctrine for ~130 years.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (9t0Zz)



Shhhhh. We are oppressed, I tell you! Oppressed!


Posted by: G. Gnome at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (al6UK)

259 Update on my school situation:

Kid who cussed at me just got arrested for public intoxication and smoking pot.

Posted by: Jmel at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (SVklC)

++++
Sometimes, not often, we get to see karma in real time.
Posted by: washrivergal



His kar-ma just got repo'd.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2019 02:14 PM (5CJXD)

260 >> Smell my finger.

Posted by: K. Hill

Preach, sister!

Posted by: Lemony Sniffit at October 28, 2019 02:14 PM (sN9mD)

261 201 Update on my school situation:
Kid who cussed at me just got arrested for public intoxication and smoking pot.
Posted by: Jmel at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (SVklC)

[Grins] I'm a bitch.

Posted by: Karma at October 28, 2019 02:14 PM (RD7QR)

262 We are all Astros fans now. They have done enough to ensure that.

Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:14 PM (n13/j)

263 246 Why is monogamy, the normal state of married mature adults, frowned at. It works. anything else has complications and drama, hurts kids and is not ideal. Maybe I'm old fashioned.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (0OmEj)

Metaphor for our relationship with God. Basic first Commandment stuff.

Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2019 02:14 PM (Gvpa/)

264 The SWAT TV drama on CBS has been pushing "throuples are fine and healthy relationships and haters are backwards-thinking bigots" for almost two seasons now.

Posted by: reason at October 28, 2019 02:14 PM (q/kmn)

265 What was that movie with Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton where they were bank robbers and they ended up kidnapping a woman and then they all ended up is some bizarre three way relationship?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 02:14 PM (ZLI7S)

266 230 The AOC sex tape will come.
Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (KNsKs)

In the form of a sex-ed lecture with powerpoint slides, rife with inaccuracies and fallacies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2019 02:14 PM (AURKQ)

267 219 My brother is marrying his fourth wife.

Serial monogamist?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at October 28, 2019 02:14 PM (48RE5)

268 This is the same media that spent 8 years trying to convince us Michelle Obama was the most beautiful First Lady ever.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (PD4UQ)

===
And that his dresses made of drapery were the most beautiful to have ever been designed and worn by a big tranny.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 28, 2019 02:14 PM (pw+jk)

269 George Harrison and Eric Clapton.
Posted by: davidt

---

George sleeps with Eric's wife. She divorces Eric and marries George.

Pretty sure that's not a "threesome."

It's just called "home-wrecking."

Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (DQebX)

270 I'm all in for polyarmory.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (sWM8x)

271 I love how it's all about attacking a woman's sexual choices and not about riding and diddling staffers on the taxpayers' dime.

Posted by: 2020, Waxed, rested, and ready! at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (L9eMC)

272 My brother is marrying his fourth wife.

Your brother needs some medication.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (Boy/L)


Three strikes and yer out, buddy.

You've proven you don't do this correctly, so just stop it.

Posted by: Sponge at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

273 Once you break the boundaries you see what order and stability they provide.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (bDqIh)



you never know. Have a very good friend who is a borderline sex addict, he cannot quit sleeping with women other than his girlfriend. Eventually she said, "you know I do not mind if you are with other women so much but I would like to be there when you are with them." I spit scotch all over the bar, he agreed to her offer. Works for them.

Would not work for me either way.

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (HALdu)

274 *ponders being the middle of a Clint/Lee sandwich*


Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (RU4sa)

KINK-eee!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (NWiLs)

275 Sometimes it's fun to root for Godzilla squashing the fleeing Tokyo citizens. The Astros are a powerhouse.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (oZ6kz)

276 208 Three's Company

Once again media ahead of the times.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (axyOa)


Come and knock up some whore,
Try some strange that is new...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (zBaqJ)

277 230 The AOC sex tape will come.
Posted by: steevy

and I will cum

and cum

and cum again

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (FZYNt)

278 Here's a nice pop song about a 3-way relationship:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=1Aej9wmoQ7M

It's got a treble hook in it; that's how you know it's a pop song.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (QugKX)

279 What was that movie with Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton where they were bank robbers and they ended up kidnapping a woman and then they all ended up is some bizarre three way relationship?

Bob and Ted and Nope.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (Boy/L)

280 My brother is marrying his fourth wife.

-

At some point you've got to begin looking for something that each marriage had in common.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (0GvUH)

281 Yeah, right CBS.

Her family is all messed up and dysfunctional.

Just what America needs, more F**ked up families.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (J9wxX)

282 cats and dogs living together.. mass hysteria!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM (so+oy)

283 272 My brother is marrying his fourth wife.

Your brother needs some medication.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (Boy/L)

Three strikes and yer out, buddy.

You've proven you don't do this correctly, so just stop it.
Posted by: Sponge at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

What if all three merely died in mysterious circumstances?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM (q80AH)

284 The AOC sex tape will come.


"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"

Posted by: CNN at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM (oVJmc)

285 George sleeps with Eric's wife. She divorces Eric and marries George."

so, 70's Yankees?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM (6qErC)

286 Context Pieces explaining the Science of why men like very, very easy women with big fat sloppy t*ts.

--------------

Even Iron Cross tats?

Wait. That asterisk isn't an a, is it?

Posted by: reason at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM (q/kmn)

287 201 Update on my school situation:
Kid who cussed at me just got arrested for public intoxication and smoking pot.
Posted by: Jmel at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (SVklC)

This calls for a Nelson Muntz laugh.

*points at dipshit* Ha Ha!

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM (J+mig)

288 If you want to have some fun, enter "Katie Hill Hot" into your browser's image search.

Posted by: RobM1981 at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM (G19cR)

289 My brother is marrying his fourth wife.

Your brother needs some medication.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2019 02:12 PM (Boy/L)



Have you sate him down to explain to him that he is what is wrong with his marriages?

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM (HALdu)

290 Why is monogamy, the normal state of married mature adults, frowned at. It works. anything else has complications and drama, hurts kids and is not ideal. Maybe I'm old fashioned.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM


To a totalitarian, that's exactly the point. The family as an institution must be destroyed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM (ejd/p)

291 I was also rooting for the Nats. Oops, looks like
they went 0-3 since announcing Trump wouldn't throw out the first pitch.
That's a shame.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (oZ6kz)

====
TRUMP CURSE
It is real. The Nats were lucky they all didn't drop dead.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM (pw+jk)

292 "George sleeps with Eric's wife. She divorces Eric and marries George."


Other way around.

Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM (ClDY1)

293 I don't get the Threes Company bashing that sometimes goes on. They weren't even doing it. The joke was even single people in an apartment was verbotten. The show was ultra right wing really.

Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (n13/j)

294
TV pilot concept:

Reality show where you put the Omars in the same house as the Hills.

Call Bob Iger!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (zBaqJ)

295 What if all three merely died in mysterious circumstances?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM (q80AH)

Then hopefully he had phat life insurance policies on them.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (NWiLs)

296
George sleeps with Eric's wife. She divorces Eric and marries George.

Pretty sure that's not a "threesome."

It's just called "home-wrecking."

Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (DQebX)

It was George's wife - Patty Boyd. Eric fell in love with her and wrote "Layla" about her.

Posted by: abbynormal at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (I849g)

297 270 I'm all in for polyarmory.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (sWM8x)

Is that where you have both .45 and 9mm in the same household?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (ycWCI)

298 Polygamy is normal historically.

One powerful man with multiple wives

But it does create an unstable society as the men then left without a woman have little reason to not try to overthrow the current social order.

I guess the left thinks the acceptance of homosexuality and transexuality will be an outlet for that.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (3cfl2)

299 281 Yeah, right CBS.

Her family is all messed up and dysfunctional.

Just what America needs, more F**ked up families.
======

How else will we grow the social service bureaucracy and accelerate the destruction of the country?

Sheesh.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (8CrUl)

300 The SWAT TV drama on CBS has been pushing "throuples are fine and healthy relationships and haters are backwards-thinking bigots" for almost two seasons now.
Posted by: reason at October 28, 2019 02:14 PM (q/kmn)


Sex assault allegations against CBS coming soon?

Posted by: Sponge at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

301 Threesome (1994) - IMDB Storyline was pretty much ripped off by a short-lived series of the same title in 2011-12.


None of this is new.

Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (DU2N9)

302 My husband's cousin is about to marry her 4th husband. Her previous marriages ended in divorce, death, divorce. I hope her fiance knows what he is doing.

Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (a0IVu)

303 Update on my school situation:
Kid who cussed at me just got arrested for public intoxication and smoking pot.
Posted by: Jmel at October 28, 2019 02:10 PM (SVklC)

This calls for a Nelson Muntz laugh.

*points at dipshit* Ha Ha!
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM


I'll add a Ted Knight laugh here as well.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (ejd/p)

304 Access Hollywood tape ... should have been contextualized ... when star fluckers show up to have sex with the stars ... it is OK for the star to kiss them right off the bat, because it is consensual, "they let you". (Trump said he actually did grab their kitty, he said the STAR can do anything. Trump says he did kiss, but in theory, star can do anything).


Sex with subordinates on the job is different. Trump had no problem, except paying a little hush money ... till he became an existential threat to DeepState mafiosa. So now -- OrangeManBad, adulterous throuples and sex with the staff is good.

"I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. I just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

Unidentified voice: Whatever you want.

Trump: Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."

Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (Cus5s)

305 Come and knock up some whore,
Try some strange that is new...



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM



****

And once again the keyboard needs cleaning.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (axyOa)

306 And when do you think MAYBE that Katie should be taken to therapy?

A-as soon as possible!!

*mockingly* As soon as possibleee. You believe her House seat might be at stake.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (oZ6kz)

307 302 My husband's cousin is about to marry her 4th husband. Her previous marriages ended in divorce, death, divorce. I hope her fiance knows what he is doing.
Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (a0IVu)


Judy Garland?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (zBaqJ)

308 Other way around.

Now I'm confused.

Posted by: eleven at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (tH5fk)

309 It's got a treble hook in it"

Sounds... fishy.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (6qErC)

310 George sleeps with Eric's wife. She divorces Eric and marries George.

Pretty sure that's not a "threesome."

It's just called "home-wrecking."

Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (DQebX)

Other way around. George also slept with Ringo's first wife. And managed to remain good friends with both Ringo and Clapton. Rock stars have a strange way of life.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (N4xQB)

311 >262
We are all Astros fans now. They have done enough to ensure that.


Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:14 PM (n13/j)


This.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (sjdRT)

312 277 230 The AOC sex tape will come.
Posted by: steevy

and I will cum

and cum

and cum again
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (FZYNt)

---

And I'm the kinky one...

At least Clint and Lee makes sense.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (RU4sa)

313 My husband's cousin is about to marry her 4th husband. Her previous marriages ended in divorce, death, divorce. I hope her fiance knows what he is doing.
Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (a0IVu)

-------

Well, if it's a repeating pattern, then he's in Dutch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (e/H31)

314 Pretty sure James Coburn and Lee Marvin are the same dude, like Elijah Wood and that other guy who's Elijah Wood.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (87EdW)

315 I'm guessing Hill got the boot because the committee chairmen saw her pictures and decided they didn't want any.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (YslsA)

316 One is bad enough. I can't imagine voluntarily having 2 wives.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 01:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Multiple wives only works if they are property, and don't have agency. Muzzies got that one figured out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (QugKX)

317 302 My husband's cousin is about to marry her 4th husband. Her previous marriages ended in divorce, death, divorce. I hope her fiance knows what he is doing.
Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM

Sounds like he should run to the hills.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (NWiLs)

318 Irony: it was one of El-BodyBagdi's wives who ratted him out

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (CQ3Qb)

319 311 >262
We are all Astros fans now. They have done enough to ensure that.


Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:14 PM (n13/j)


This.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (sjdRT)

=========

Don't care. I still hate them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (q80AH)

320 My brother is marrying his fourth wife.


******

What's the old adage about the triumph of hope over experience?

Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (mvenn)

321 >> Come and knock up some whore,
Try some strange that is new...

Come aboard
They're not expecting you

Posted by: Surprise Anal at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (tjFIa)

322 280
My brother is marrying his fourth wife.



-



At some point you've got to begin looking for something that each marriage had in common.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (0GvUH)

++++
Eternal love? No. That's not it. Let me think.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 28, 2019 02:19 PM (xlprn)

323
*ponders being the middle of a Clint/Lee Teddy Kennedy/Chris Dodd sandwich*

Earplugs. Penicillin. Lots and lots of penicillin.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:13 PM (RU4sa)





FIFY.


I think.

...

...

...

I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2019 02:19 PM (XCfh1)

324 Has anyone noted that

'Islam is Right about Women'?

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 02:19 PM (tjFIa)

325 Sounds like he should run to the hills.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (NWiLs)

lol..that's what we are saying.

Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:19 PM (a0IVu)

326 My brother is marrying his fourth wife.





Was he at least marrying for money?

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 02:19 PM (HALdu)

327 320 My brother is marrying his fourth wife.


******

What's the old adage about the triumph of hope over experience?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (mvenn)


That was the Obama administration.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:20 PM (zBaqJ)

328 Don't care. I still hate them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (q80AH)

As a Cubs fan, I still dislike them from their NL days and that damn Astrodome.

Posted by: Roy at October 28, 2019 02:20 PM (Gvpa/)

329 >319
311 >262

We are all Astros fans now. They have done enough to ensure that.





Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:14 PM (n13/j)





This.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (sjdRT)



Any chance Trump will go to a game in Houston this week? That would be spectacular fun.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2019 02:20 PM (sjdRT)

330 What if all three merely died in mysterious circumstances?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM (q80AH)


Someone is watching too many made for TV movies.

Posted by: Sponge at October 28, 2019 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

331 313 My husband's cousin is about to marry her 4th husband. Her previous marriages ended in divorce, death, divorce. I hope her fiance knows what he is doing.
Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (a0IVu)

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Well, if it's a repeating pattern, then he's in Dutch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (e/H31)

ISWYDT

Posted by: M.C. Escher at October 28, 2019 02:20 PM (RD7QR)

332 *picks up Katie Hill's 900 page bill in Congress*

ALL WORK AND NO FUCK STAFFERS MAKES KATIE A DULL GIRL
ALL WORK AND NO FUCK STAFFERS MAKES KATIE A DULL GIRL

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:20 PM (oZ6kz)

333 Love trumps hate.

Washington Nats fans: Boo?

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2019 02:20 PM (OiC69)

334 302 My husband's cousin is about to marry her 4th husband. Her previous marriages ended in divorce, death, divorce. I hope her fiance knows what he is doing.
Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (a0IVu)

I see a pattern emerging!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 28, 2019 02:20 PM (JFO2v)

335 Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2019 02:19 PM (XCfh1)

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*ponders borrowing AtC's flamethrower*

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:21 PM (RU4sa)

336 330 What if all three merely died in mysterious circumstances?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:16 PM (q80AH)

Someone is watching too many made for TV movies.
Posted by: Sponge at October 28, 2019 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

==========

It's Billy Wilder's deep cynicism, actually.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:21 PM (q80AH)

337 >>My brother is marrying his fourth wife.


A smart man learns from his mistakes.

A smarter man learns from the mistakes of others.

Your brother is neither of these.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 02:21 PM (tjFIa)

338 What about people being discriminated against because of their political positions and or their creed?

Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 28, 2019 02:21 PM (jheZJ)

339


So is she gonna stop being all bisexual now?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at October 28, 2019 02:21 PM (ikxxu)

340 My husband's cousin is about to marry her 4th husband. Her previous marriages ended in divorce, death, divorce. I hope her fiance knows what he is doing.
Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM

Sounds like he should run to the hills.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM


He should at least let the guy in line behind him go next.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2019 02:21 PM (axyOa)

341 Love trumps hate."

Is that why the broads were flashing behind home plate last night?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 28, 2019 02:21 PM (6qErC)

342 I don't care. I don't care who anyone fucks. As long as it ain't a kid, I don't care. You want a wife and a girlfriend in the bed at the same time? Go for it. If they're cool with it and you can keep them both satisfied, go for it baby!
You want men and women? Whatever honey.
Same sex, opposite sex, multiple genders? Don't care.
Polyamory? Have fun with that.
I do not fucking care who other people fuck. I don't.
But I refuse to be forced to not only agree with their lifestyle, but also celebrate it.

So, no, I don't care who anyone else fucks. Leave me out of what should be your private life. Because if you insist, demand, nay! Command that I pay attention and be your cheerleader.....
You will not like how that ends.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 28, 2019 02:21 PM (myjNJ)

343 What's the old adage about the triumph of hope over experience?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (mvenn)

Never heard it. But if I went by experience and didn't hold on to some tiny sliver of hope then I'd be best served by jumping off a high cliff. I think I'll try it the other way for now, even if I'm not doing it very well.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:21 PM (NWiLs)

344 >>My husband's cousin is about to marry her 4th husband. Her previous marriages ended in divorce, death, divorce. I hope her fiance knows what he is doing.


He is obviously not a Sudoku fan.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 02:22 PM (tjFIa)

345 At some point you've got to begin looking for something that each marriage had in common.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 28, 2019 02:15 PM (0GvUH)


Marrying the stripper because of that really cool thing she can do with her tongue ISN'T the best strategy?

Posted by: Sponge at October 28, 2019 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

346 298 Polygamy is normal historically.

One powerful man with multiple wives

But it does create an unstable society as the men then left without a woman have little reason to not try to overthrow the current social order.

I guess the left thinks the acceptance of homosexuality and transexuality will be an outlet for that.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (3cfl2)

And now you see what it's all about. Harems for the "elite", and buggery for the masses.

Just like everything else on the Left, there's a self-aggrandizing power fantasy driving the politics.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 28, 2019 02:22 PM (J+mig)

347 "explaining the Science of why men like very, very easy women with big fat sloppy t*ts."

Ace claims without evidence....

Posted by: Cuck Tapper at October 28, 2019 02:22 PM (ySZHT)

348 Hetero marriage is the simplest configuration there is and it is danged hard to keep it going well and smoothly.

You're boo-hoo-ing that alternative arrangements, with children involved, are tough?

LOLGFY

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 28, 2019 02:22 PM (q1Pj5)

349 So is she gonna stop being all bisexual now?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian

I have been told it's something in their chromosomes, not a lifestyle choice

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 28, 2019 02:22 PM (FZYNt)

350 Was just reading a piece on SBNation about how the Nationals are a cutting-edge organization because they had Barney Frank throw out the first pitch and make out with his boyfriend on the field for their Pride night, while the Astros are shamefully backwards for not even having a Pride night, so there's that.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 28, 2019 02:22 PM (N4xQB)

351 So is she gonna stop being all bisexual now?

She's going to try dating that dog who got Baghdadi.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 28, 2019 02:23 PM (ykYG2)

352 Doesn't some huger percentage of East Asia have direct lineage to Ghengis Khan?


He was not so big into marriage but he fucked everybody.

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 02:23 PM (HALdu)

353 Ah, Three's Company. If I recall that was John Ritter's breakthrough role and he was completely wasted on that show. It would be years before we learned what sort of range he had as an actor. Also, I seem to recall him being a non-asshole, which was rare in Hollyweird even back then.

Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:23 PM (DU2N9)

354 S&P500 is in record territory today.

MSM Headline: Why the Doe Jones is NOT in Record Territory Today

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 02:23 PM (FiUMj)

355 The SWAT TV drama on CBS has been pushing "throuples are fine and healthy relationships and haters are backwards-thinking bigots" for almost two seasons now.
Posted by: reason


They've backed off of it bigly. Rarely gets mentioned now. Must not have played well with focus groups.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2019 02:23 PM (5CJXD)

356 If you're the husband in one of the throuples, how does the math work? Zero sex with your wife X zero sex with your wife's girlfriend = twice as zero sex? Or is it still just zero sex?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (0GvUH)

357 351 So is she gonna stop being all bisexual now?

She's going to try dating that dog who got Baghdadi.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 28, 2019 02:23 PM (ykYG2)

If it's her and two dogs, is it a thranine throuple?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (NWiLs)

358 Polygamy is best looked at in relation to cars.

You keep on buying new, hot models every couple of years and just rent out the older models to businesses for income instead of taking a loss for trading them in.

Quoting the song, what's love got to do with it?

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (e1mEI)

359 "My brother is marrying his fourth wife.

Posted by: wth"

So she was number 4 first time and then on second round number six? seven?

Posted by: Ripley at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (MxEKc)

360 count me out, not astros fan, what's this we shit

Posted by: gunga din at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (B+t5k)

361 342,
Agreed, with this caveat: She was in a position of responsibility concerning the defense of this nation.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (6qErC)

362 But it does create an unstable society as the men then left without a woman have little reason to not try to overthrow the current social order.

I guess the left thinks the acceptance of homosexuality and transexuality will be an outlet for that.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (3cfl2)

Or it gives you a stable of aggressive young men that you can tell to go conquer your neighbors and steal their women. See: history of Islam

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (N4xQB)

363 The AOC sex tape will come.
Posted by: steevy


The teeth dragging will be EPIC.

Helmet, bloody helmet.

Posted by: Sponge at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

364 If it's her and two dogs, is it a thranine throuple?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (NWiLs)

Beastthreeality

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (AURKQ)

365 Hey, if you didn't want me to grab your ass, why'd you get on the elevator? HUH?

Posted by: John Conyers at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (sWM8x)

366 356 If you're the husband in one of the throuples, how does the math work? Zero sex with your wife X zero sex with your wife's girlfriend = twice as zero sex? Or is it still just zero sex?
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (0GvUH)

Any number multiplied by zero becomes zero.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (NWiLs)

367 Doesn't some huger percentage of East Asia have direct lineage to Ghengis Khan?


He was not so big into marriage but he fucked everybody.
Posted by: not so


He was an ancient day IRS.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (5CJXD)

368 3s Company, another ultra popular show from the 70s/80s that is unwatchable today.

That entire era did not hold up well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (FiUMj)

369 It's a dark path that we're on.
Posted by: Guzalot


Worked for the Romans...sort of

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. serfing thru my monday at October 28, 2019 02:25 PM (tvKLv)

370 369 It's a dark path that we're on.
Posted by: Guzalot


Worked for the Romans...sort of
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. serfing thru my monday at October 28, 2019 02:25 PM (tvKLv)

==========

We need a God Emperor to get us on the Golden Path.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:25 PM (q80AH)

371 And they will do it doggy style. "good boy"

Posted by: Ruthless at October 28, 2019 02:25 PM (oFCg9)

372 GIVE IN TO ALL YOUR IMPULSES!

Posted by: The DNC/MFM Axis at October 28, 2019 02:25 PM (OiC69)

373 But it does create an unstable society as the men then left without a woman have little reason to not try to overthrow the current social order.

I guess the left thinks the acceptance of homosexuality and transexuality will be an outlet for that.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 28, 2019 02:17 PM (3cfl2)

Or it gives you a stable of aggressive young men that you can tell to go conquer your neighbors and steal their women. See: history of Islam
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter


See the currently 300 million horndog Chinese.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (5CJXD)

374 369 It's a dark path that we're on.
Posted by: Guzalot


Worked for the Romans...sort of
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. serfing thru my monday at October 28, 2019 02:25 PM (tvKLv)

If that's the case then I want to get in on some of the debauchery before the barbarians sack us.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (NWiLs)

375 Any chance Trump will go to a game in Houston this week? That would be spectacular fun.




Posted by: Muad'dib at October 28, 2019 02:20 PM (sjdRT)

The ultimate burn would be for him to throw out the first pitch. I know that will not happen but it should. For the DC team to deny the president and the opponent to have him throw it would be a sick burn on the Swamp.

Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (n13/j)

376 Laurell K Hamilton, who writes the soft porn Anita Blake series is in a poly whatever marriage I think in real life.
Anyway, so are her characters, and seriously, most of her books are about poly relationship drama - this guy sulking, that guy sulking, girl sulking, tantrums.
It sounds awfully stressful, and not sexy

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (G546f)

377 If you were watching Three's Company for any reason other than bralessness, you did it wrong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (AURKQ)

378 The Conservative Case For Fucking Your Underlings

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (Z4rgH)

379 Katie Hill to her constituents:

Have you ever thought, for a single solitary moment, about my responsibilities to my staffers?? Has it ever occurred to you what would happen to my future if I were to fail to live up to my responsibilities?! Has it ever occurred to you?!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (oZ6kz)

380 Marrying the stripper because of that really cool thing she can do with her tongue ISN'T the best strategy?

------------

Still, its not the worst.

Posted by: SH at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (sX1BW)

381
I'm not an Astros fan.

But anything that disappoints federal workers is cool with me. Go Houston.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (e/H31)

382 GIVE IN TO ALL YOUR IMPULSES!
Posted by: The DNC/MFM Axis
=====
What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Simplemind at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (C6xeQ)

383 3s Company, another ultra popular show from the 70s/80s that is unwatchable today.



That entire era did not hold up well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (FiUMj)

Yeah, saw "48 Hours" (Nolte, Murphy) the other day. Loved the movie when it came out but wow, did it age poorly.

Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (DU2N9)

384 380 Marrying the stripper because of that really cool thing she can do with her tongue ISN'T the best strategy?

------------

Still, its not the worst.
Posted by: SH at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (sX1BW)

Probably not.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (NWiLs)

385 >>Would not work for me either way.
Posted by: not so



Yikes! Wonder how long that will last?

My husband has a childhood friend whose husband is a very successful person. She's a bit of an eccentric and pursues various things, such as assisting with Catholic exorcisms, adopting additional children, etc.. Apparently years ago she took on a lover and he moved in/onto the family compound. Hubby is OK because it's just another crazy thing his wife is currently dabbling in.
It works for them, but I kinda wonder if in situations like this or your friend's, they love the spouse so much they sort of let them go and their own relationship changes from lover to more of a friend? From what we've heard, that is the case with my husband's friend.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (bDqIh)

386 354 S&P500 is in record territory today.

MSM Headline: Why the Doe Jones is NOT in Record Territory Today
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 02:23 PM (FiUMj)


The Doe Jones is that unidentified index.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)

387 My brother is marrying his fourth wife.





The triumph of hope over reason.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (88+cf)

388 TX >>> DC

Posted by: Ruthless at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (oFCg9)

389 The ultimate burn would be for him to throw out the first pitch. I know that will not happen but it should. For the DC team to deny the president and the opponent to have him throw it would be a sick burn on the Swamp.
Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (n13/j)


They won't invite him, but it would be funny if he sent a recorded video message stating due to the actions of the Nats fans, he will be rooting for the Astros.

Posted by: Sponge at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

390 I think it was when Craig Kilborn had a late night show and he had some woman celeb on who volunteered that she had had a threesome with two guys in the past.

Kilborn looked at her and deadpanned that she wasn't in a threesome. A threesome is a guy and two girls. A girl and two guys is a gang bang.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (mesZS)

391 377 If you were watching Three's Company for any reason other than bralessness, you did it wrong.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

that's like complaining about the poor plotline in the porno you watched

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (FZYNt)

392 The ultimate burn would be for him to throw out the first pitch. I know that will not happen but it should. For the DC team to deny the president and the opponent to have him throw it would be a sick burn on the Swamp.

Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (n13/j)

I wish this would happen tomorrow and Astro's go on to beat the Nats (sorry, bluebell - was rooting for the Nats till last night).

Posted by: IC at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (a0IVu)

393 3s Company, another ultra popular show from the 70s/80s that is unwatchable today.



That entire era did not hold up well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (FiUMj)

i would take the 70/80s in music, sitcoms, poltics, societal norms, movies, and almost any barometer you can choose over this shit show we have today.

Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (n13/j)

394 If you were watching Three's Company for any reason other than bralessness, you did it wrong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM



Indeed.
Four good reasons for watching.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (axyOa)

395 'Do these jeans make my ass look fat?'

"No. Your sister-wife does."

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 02:28 PM (tjFIa)

396 3s Company, another ultra popular show from the 70s/80s that is unwatchable today.



That entire era did not hold up well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Holds up if you're snorting blow off a hooker's ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2019 02:28 PM (5CJXD)

397 The Doe Jones is that unidentified index.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)

Even if you haven't got a single buck, you can still invest in the Doe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2019 02:28 PM (AURKQ)

398
The Doe Jones is that unidentified index.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)


70's porno.

The Devil in Doe Jones.

Posted by: Sponge at October 28, 2019 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

399 Any number multiplied by zero becomes zero.
Posted by: Insomniac
---

In this, the age of computers, zeros are signed, i.e., +0 and -0. I'm not sure what the implication is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2019 02:28 PM (plu6+)

400 Any number multiplied by zero becomes zero.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:24 PM (NWiLs)

-

Sure, but that seems off.

Maybe the equations remain separate and it's 0+0 for infinity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 28, 2019 02:28 PM (0GvUH)

401 269 other way around - think Layla

Posted by: rammajamma at October 28, 2019 02:29 PM (PQRcz)

402 Hmmmm...was Lisa Page having an affair with...Andrew McCabe???

OAN reported it and then withdrew it...will it be back with better sourcing?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 28, 2019 02:29 PM (1XNk8)

403 that's like complaining about the poor plotline in the porno you watched
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (FZYNt)

"There isn't even a pizza in that box!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2019 02:29 PM (AURKQ)

404 Dark path? Yes, please. And hurry!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 28, 2019 02:29 PM (q1Pj5)

405 Holds up if you're snorting blow off a hooker's ass.
Posted by: rickb223
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Marion Barry at October 28, 2019 02:29 PM (plu6+)

406 Unless there are pics, I am over this Hill thing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2019 02:29 PM (cEsBM)

407 JFC, the mouth-breather I've been forced to sit by today can't go five minutes without eating something and smacking his lips louder than a jet engine.

How the fuck foes someone like that reach adulthood?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 28, 2019 02:29 PM (5yp4o)

408 And now you see what it's all about. Harems for the "elite", and buggery for the masses.


polygamy also leads to pedophilia

as men search more desperately for brides (including young boys who seem feminine enough)

and children are not as well protected since their mothers are just "one of many."

polygamy may well be "natural" for human animals, but so is starving. it's absolutely awful for society - terrible for children, for women, and for the majority of men.

but what the heck, it's trendy

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 28, 2019 02:29 PM (Rarvo)

409 "the Science of why men like very, very easy women with big fat sloppy t*ts"

I heard that they like to squeeze them and suck on them. Men are just so...so...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2019 02:01 PM (NMAzL)



Horny?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (NWiLs)

Yes, that. Alarmingly masculine.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2019 02:29 PM (NMAzL)

410 399 Any number multiplied by zero becomes zero.
Posted by: Insomniac
---

In this, the age of computers, zeros are signed, i.e., +0 and -0. I'm not sure what the implication is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2019 02:28 PM (plu6+)

I'm the wrong guy to ask, that's for sure.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:29 PM (NWiLs)

411 Kilborn looked at her and deadpanned that she wasn't in a threesome. A threesome is a guy and two girls. A girl and two guys is a gang bang.

Posted by: Easy Andy


A girl and three guys is a train.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2019 02:29 PM (5CJXD)

412 Can we lobby for polyarmory?

Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (9VeU0)

413 402 Hmmmm...was Lisa Page having an affair with...Andrew McCabe???

OAN reported it and then withdrew it...will it be back with better sourcing?
Posted by: Guy Smiley

Andrew McCabe likes horseface?

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (FZYNt)

414 In every threesome, someone's gettin' screwed twice.

Posted by: Old Man on the Internet at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (sN9mD)

415 i would take the 70/80s in music, sitcoms, poltics,
societal norms, movies, and almost any barometer you can choose over
this shit show we have today.


Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (n13/j)

Oh, I concur. I was just remarking that little of the "entertainment" from that era could reasonably be considered "timeless". Not always a good thing. I busted my guts more than a few times watching Mel Brooks movies that could simply not be made today, just as an example.

Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (DU2N9)

416 406 Unless there are pics, I am over this Hill thing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2019 02:29 PM (cEsBM)


I'm over the Hill, for sure...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (zBaqJ)

417 If partying with and screwing everything that moves is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: The Very Representative Katie Hill at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (Y9zp1)

418 "Throuple" is such a stupid, awkward sounding word. It sounds like a disease--"Well, Mr. Johnson, you have a case of throuple. I'm going to write you a scrip that should clear it up in two weeks. In the meantime, avoid shoving dicks that have been in asses down your throat."

Posted by: JoeF. at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (NFEMn)

419 Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM

You were watching The Shining last night, weren't you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (ejd/p)

420 Wait ... are you telling me men like women with big ol' titties ?

Posted by: Christy Canyon at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (bF/TV)

421 A girl and three guys is a train."

Or a Kennedy afterparty...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (6qErC)

422 419 Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM

You were watching The Shining last night, weren't you?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (ejd/p)

========

He never left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (q80AH)

423 406 Unless there are pics, I am over this Hill thing
Posted by: Nevergiveup

there are pics and you will lose your lunch over them

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 28, 2019 02:31 PM (FZYNt)

424 BITCH SET ME UP

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 02:31 PM (FiUMj)

425 Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:04 PM (NWiLs)

Yes, that. Alarmingly masculine.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 28, 2019 02:29 PM (NMAzL)

That's me. Alarmingly masculine.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:31 PM (NWiLs)

426 well, she's a butterfat (Lisa Page) but she's skinny, so I think that was probably the appeal to McCabe and Weird Peter

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 28, 2019 02:31 PM (Rarvo)

427 She broke the "throuple" rules by seeking another partner and hiding it from them. Oh, you were into wife-sharing but only within certain boundaries? Wait -- we already decided boundaries are restrictive and square, right?

Once you break the boundaries you see what order and stability they provide.
_______________

That's basically what Ashton Kutcher told Demi Moore, according to one of the articles I read about her book a few weeks ago.

She says she agreed to have threesomes with him when they were married, because she wanted to prove to him what a cool and hip wife she was.

Then he started screwing other women when they were in different states (and she started reading about it in the tabloids) and when she confronted him, he essentially said "hey, I was already screwing other chicks when I was with you, so what's the big deal?"

Once you start down that road, it doesn't usually lead to the place you thought you were going. And there's no way back to where you were.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 28, 2019 02:31 PM (k4dH2)

428 407 How the fuck foes someone like that reach adulthood?
Answer: Thanks to the strict laws against murder. Life would be better without them.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 28, 2019 02:31 PM (oFCg9)

429 421 A girl and three guys is a train."

Or a Kennedy afterparty...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (6qErC)


O'Jay's make a comeback with "Rape Train?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:31 PM (zBaqJ)

430 Any number multiplied by zero becomes zero.
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And that's never seemed right to me. Aren't zeroes entitled to their dignity?

Posted by: Anthony Kennedy at October 28, 2019 02:31 PM (sWM8x)

431 >> A girl and two guys is a gang bang.


Or a plane crash.

Posted by: RFK Jr at October 28, 2019 02:31 PM (tjFIa)

432 She's a bit of an eccentric and pursues various things, such as assisting with Catholic exorcisms, adopting additional children, etc.. Apparently years ago she took on a lover and he moved in/onto the family compound

I know I shouldn't question others' Catholicism, but . . .

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 28, 2019 02:31 PM (ykYG2)

433 At this point the media is little more than Satan's PR firm.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2019 02:32 PM (PfN1h)

434 There's a video to go with this.
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Er, no thanks.

Posted by: bluebell - get a conservative sample Ffx Cty ballot here! at October 28, 2019 02:32 PM (aXucN)

435 431 >> A girl and two guys is a gang bang.


Or a plane crash.
Posted by: RFK Jr

*rimshot*

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 28, 2019 02:32 PM (FZYNt)

436 I think Throuple should be renamed Cuckble, because that's what the man would be. I don't care if the third person is a man or a woman.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 28, 2019 02:32 PM (mesZS)

437 Don't misunderstand. Threes Company was as slapped together as a sitcom can be. It is not exactly quotable although Jeff Tamboor was funny in his appearance. It is no Frasier for sure. But compared to the sitcoms we have now? Do we even have sitcoms other than Last Man Standing?

Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:32 PM (n13/j)

438 there are pics and you will lose your lunch over them
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 28, 2019 02:31 PM (FZYNt)

I saw the hairbrushing one and the tatoo one. Both the censored versions

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2019 02:32 PM (cEsBM)

439 Yikes! Wonder how long that will last?

My husband has a childhood friend whose husband is a very successful person. She's a bit of an eccentric and pursues various things, such as assisting with Catholic exorcisms, adopting additional children, etc.. Apparently years ago she took on a lover and he moved in/onto the family compound. Hubby is OK because it's just another crazy thing his wife is currently dabbling in.
It works for them, but I kinda wonder if in situations like this or your friend's, they love the spouse so much they sort of let them go and their own relationship changes from lover to more of a friend? From what we've heard, that is the case with my husband's friend.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (bDqIh)




You are right, it is a mess. She is smart, cute and has no self esteem. They decided to have a kid so it is going to work out for sure.

Guessing you are right about the nature of the relationship changing to the mistreated spouse becoming a second class friend / sibling.

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 02:32 PM (HALdu)

440 429 421 A girl and three guys is a train."

Or a Kennedy afterparty...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (6qErC)


O'Jay's make a comeback with "Rape Train?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:31 PM (zBaqJ)

Everybody
Join hands

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:32 PM (NWiLs)

441 Polygamous compounds regularly take busloads of young men and teenage boys and drop them on the side of the road.

The male/female birthrate is just about even in all humans and polygamy quickly creates a populace of surplus men.

Surplus men aren't happy and tend to become a massive criminal element.

Didja notice that the long parade of "immigrants" marching into Germany recently were all 20-30-year-old men?

Yup. Surplus males.

Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2019 02:33 PM (DQebX)

442 When did "pink triangle" stop being a thing?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 28, 2019 02:33 PM (AURKQ)

443 Haven't watched in a while but I have a lot of that movie memorized. The trivia site I go to has some Kubrick trivia today, so I'm kinda primed for it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:33 PM (oZ6kz)

444 Hmmm ... I wonder how I can turn the male desire for large boobs into a tidy profit ?

Posted by: Kay Parker at October 28, 2019 02:33 PM (bF/TV)

445 This is excellent news!!!

Military Dog hurt in al-baghdadi raid returns to duty

https://tinyurl.com/y6a2rm4e

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 28, 2019 02:33 PM (wtvvX)

446 In an era of Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Westword, etc....drama shows from the 70s/80s are laughably awful.

Music though from that era is still good, but that's because I was young in the 80s, and the best music ever is the music you were listening to when you were 15.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 02:33 PM (FiUMj)

447 I thought two guys and a girl were a London Bridge.

Posted by: H Badger at October 28, 2019 02:34 PM (n/0Nw)

448 Don't misunderstand. Threes Company was as slapped
together as a sitcom can be. It is not exactly quotable although Jeff
Tamboor was funny in his appearance. It is no Frasier for sure. But
compared to the sitcoms we have now? Do we even have sitcoms other than
Last Man Standing?


Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:32 PM (n13/j)

Haven't watched a show on network TV since season 4 of Once Upon A Time (which I watched with Mrs. DocJ). Before then? Can't even remember.

Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:34 PM (DU2N9)

449 >>I know I shouldn't question others' Catholicism, but . . .


She is (was?) part of a team led by a Catholic priest who is sanctioned to perform exorcisms. It's bananas.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2019 02:34 PM (bDqIh)

450 Wait ... are you telling me men like women with big ol' titties ?

Posted by: Christy Canyon at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (bF/TV)

Yes, honey.

Posted by: Candy Samples at October 28, 2019 02:34 PM (q1Pj5)

451 447 I thought two guys and a girl were a London Bridge.
Posted by: H Badger at October 28, 2019 02:34 PM (n/0Nw)

Eiffel Tower

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:34 PM (NWiLs)

452 Or a spit-roast.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:35 PM (NWiLs)

453 Geraldo mad a comment years ago when he was on a show with Guilfoyle that she was as "hard charging, gang banging, something or other", meaning to say that she was a good prosecutor who was prosecuting gang bangers in the hood.

She practically fell out of her chair when he used the word gang banging.

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 02:35 PM (HALdu)

454 One girl and six million men would be a Great Wall of China.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 28, 2019 02:35 PM (oFCg9)

455 447 I thought two guys and a girl were a London Bridge.

Posted by: H Badger at October 28, 2019 02:34 PM (n/0Nw)



Eiffel Tower

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:34 PM (NWiLs)

Finger-cuffs.

Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:35 PM (DU2N9)

456 I was 15 in 1984.

Makes sense.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:35 PM (RU4sa)

457 Benny Johnson tweeted this clip-
Dan Crenshaw with Hispanic Trump supporter and Astro's fan at the game last night

https://tinyurl.com/yxfkywyg

Posted by: redridinghood at October 28, 2019 02:35 PM (wiXsO)

458 Love trumps hate."

Is that why the broads were flashing behind home plate last night?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 28, 2019 02:21 PM (6qErC)

I like "Trump trumps hate."

Posted by: LASue at October 28, 2019 02:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

459 Since I cut satellite a few years ago, I'm not even sure what shows are network or original streaming. I watch everything on Netflix or Prime. Some are network, some original programming. The entire concept of watching a show at a pre-determined day of the week and time however seems insane. And only a few short years ago everyone was doing that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 02:36 PM (FiUMj)

460 It's a dark path that we're on.
Posted by: Guzalot


Worked for the Romans...sort of
Posted by: Sock Monkey.. serfing thru my monday at October 28, 2019 02:25 PM (tvKLv)

If that's the case then I want to get in on some of the debauchery before the barbarians sack us.
Posted by: Insomniac

Get elected to office as a Democrat

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. serfing monday at October 28, 2019 02:36 PM (tvKLv)

461 Two guys and a fat girl is called a Bounce House.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 02:36 PM (tjFIa)

462 456 I was 15 in 1984.

Makes sense.
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:35 PM (RU4sa)

*does maths*

So you were born in '69.

Huh. Huh huh huh. Huh huh.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:36 PM (NWiLs)

463 I bet a Dirty Sanchez in a throuple is pretty disappointing if you're the one getting the back of the head.

Posted by: Jack Handy at October 28, 2019 02:37 PM (sWM8x)

464 She is (was?) part of a team led by a Catholic priest who is sanctioned to perform exorcisms. It's bananas.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2019 02:34 PM (bDqIh)
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Okay, that sounds nuts. I'm on expert by any means, but I never heard of exorcism being a team event. Our former pastor used to be the chief exorcist for the diocese, and he didn't have any sort of a team.

Posted by: bluebell - get a conservative sample Ffx Cty ballot here! at October 28, 2019 02:37 PM (aXucN)

465 They've backed off of it bigly. Rarely gets mentioned now. Must not have played well with focus groups.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2019 02:23 PM (5CJXD)

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We stopped watching specifically because of it. They were pushing it so hard as a major plot piece, I assumed they were still at it.

At least Blacklist keeps their "wokeness" subtle. The occasional jab at "one percenterzzz" or one of the FBI agents sympathizing with an eco-terrorist's motives.

SWAT writers were on a mission. Same for God Friended Me.

Posted by: reason at October 28, 2019 02:37 PM (q/kmn)

466 456 I was 15 in 1984.

Makes sense.
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:35 PM (RU4sa)

__

So you're what, 38 today?

Posted by: Recent High School Grad Learning Common Core Math at October 28, 2019 02:37 PM (FiUMj)

467 Remember when those of us who opposed gay marriage predicted that polygamy would be pushed using the same tactics, and were laughed at, called paranoid nutjobs, and called liars?

Pepperidge Farm remembers. And is keeping a fucking list...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 28, 2019 02:37 PM (wCmLp)

468 3 guys and a girl and she's airtight

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 28, 2019 02:37 PM (FZYNt)

469 Frankly, some times I wonder just what some of these people did before they "found" their genitalia

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2019 02:37 PM (3aI0K)

470 I was 15 in 1984.

Makes sense.
Posted by: SMH


What sucks? 25 years ago was 1995.

I still feel like 25 years ago was 1975.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2019 02:37 PM (5CJXD)

471 Pepperidge Farm remembers. And is keeping a fucking list...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 28, 2019 02:37 PM (wCmLp)


I like their Milano cookies.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

472 456 I was 15 in 1984.

Makes sense.
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:35 PM (RU4sa)

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I was -1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (q80AH)

473 For the DC team to deny the president and the opponent to have him throw it would be a sick burn on the Swamp.

Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:26 PM (n13/j)
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Houston is super blue these days, from what I hear.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (/jBFL)

474 467
Remember when those of us who opposed gay marriage predicted that
polygamy would be pushed using the same tactics, and were laughed at,
called paranoid nutjobs, and called liars?


... See Rick Santorum

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (3aI0K)

475 471 Pepperidge Farm remembers. And is keeping a fucking list...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 28, 2019 02:37 PM (wCmLp)


I like their Milano cookies.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (NWiLs)


Let's keep Alyssa out of this, okay?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (zBaqJ)

476 We need to get WTH's brother and IC's cousin together. Four wives, four husbands -- it's made for a TV movie!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (ClOmq)

477
The ultimate burn would be for him to throw out the first pitch. I know that will not happen but it should. For the DC team to deny the president and the opponent to have him throw it would be a sick burn on the Swamp.
Posted by: Quint at October 2

This is now on my prayer list. I really want to see this. Go Astros!!!!

Posted by: Moki at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (mFoNl)

478 Thanks to the internets everyone's vocabulary has expanded to include words and concepts that they would have have had before when they had to rely upon hustler and swank.

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (HALdu)

479 472 456 I was 15 in 1984.

Makes sense.
Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:35 PM (RU4sa)

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I was -1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (q80AH)

You have a whole lot of lawns to vacate.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

480 They're called breasts, Vyvian, and everybody's got them.

Posted by: Rik at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (XQupF)

481 So you're what, 38 today?
Posted by: Recent High School Grad Learning Common Core Math at October 28, 2019 02:37 PM (FiUMj)
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You young kids and your common core math. She's 29, as all good Morons know.

Posted by: bluebell - get a conservative sample Ffx Cty ballot here! at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (aXucN)

482 Oh, I concur. I was just remarking that little of
the "entertainment" from that era could reasonably be considered
"timeless". Not always a good thing. I busted my guts more than a few
times watching Mel Brooks movies that could simply not be made today,
just as an example.


Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (DU2N9)

I hear ya about sitcoms for sure. Many of them were dated. It is funny, you always see MASH and Andy Griffith and likely always will. But you don't see the Fall Guy or BJ and the Bear. You really don't see Taxi or Odd Couple anymore. I guess they are just too dated. There were a lot of sitcoms that don't stand up no doubt there.

Though not sitcoms, I would take Magnum or Simon and Simon over the trash we have today. Again, do we even have shows anymore or is it all dancing with stars and some guy has talent? I heard there is a who called Empire but I never watched it. on e of the stars got in trouble. I think.

Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (n13/j)

483 420 Wait ... are you telling me men like women with big ol' titties ?
Posted by: Christy Canyon at October 28, 2019 02:30 PM (bF/TV)

Yep. Tis the American way. Mom, Apple Pie and Big Boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (ycWCI)

484 We'd all probably be a lot better off without those nasty genitalia. But then, what would life be like without them? Extinct.

Posted by: Ruthless at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (oFCg9)

485 Yeah in all likelihood the crowd at the Astros game would also boo Trump, just not as vociferously. The city is very blue but you should have some good old boys from all over Texas to balance it out a tad.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (oZ6kz)

486 In an era of Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Westword, etc....drama shows from the 70s/80s are laughably awful.

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You're like someone with a current stupid haircut laughing at a stupid haircut from the past.

I'm wondering when you'll notice that the shows you just named are also utter shit.

As a writer, I'm always being told "Oh, you'd love this show! The writing is awesome!"

So I watch it.

It's shit.

I have to tell my friends, "No, that's not good writing. You just like the subject matter."

This happened to me A LOT with "Sopranos." But the writing was shit. The acting was shit. People just like gangsters, that's all.

Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (DQebX)

487 OT:

4 days to induction.

Dolley's very ready to stop being pregnant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (q80AH)

488 470 I was 15 in 1984.

Makes sense.
Posted by: SMH


What sucks? 25 years ago was 1995.

I still feel like 25 years ago was 1975.
Posted by: rickb223

hmmm - 20 years ago today, something-something taught the band to something

Posted by: Paul McCartney at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (FZYNt)

489 if someone performed an exorcism in DC it would look like Little Boy went off

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (ykYG2)

490
What sucks? 25 years ago was 1995.

I still feel like 25 years ago was 1975.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2019 02:37 PM (5CJXD)

___

The number of years I have been alive is greater than the number of years between the end of WW2 and when I was born. And that kinda freaks me out.

Posted by: Recent High School Grad Learning Common Core Math at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (FiUMj)

491 Also, I will point out that I've been saying for years that this is how they'd push it: photogenic bougie urban liberals. The goal is to convince the wine moms that it's non threatening, or even appeal to the idea that they can have their safe heterosexual marriage but still burnish their feminist creds with some lesbian activity and a claim to oppression because they're bisexual.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (wCmLp)

492 Ponder on one thing. Is Katie Hill out over the sex or is she out over the "Nazi" tat?

Most folks who vote D in California would not care about the sex.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (B06Zw)

493 Off Common Core sock

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (FiUMj)

494 Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (/jBFL

City limits and not super blue but bluer than Harris county

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (mesZS)

495 474 467
Remember when those of us who opposed gay marriage predicted that
polygamy would be pushed using the same tactics, and were laughed at,
called paranoid nutjobs, and called liars?


... See Rick Santorum

Posted by: SMOD at O

There was also a cob back in those days who said such things would never happen.

Posted by: Moki at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (mFoNl)

496 One thing I learned at the TxMoMe is that a lot of you are lying your asses off about being 29. Jeesh!

Posted by: Ruthless at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (oFCg9)

497 463 I bet a Dirty Sanchez in a throuple is pretty disappointing if you're the one getting the back of the head.
_____________

She's pretty disappointing regardless! But I can't dump her now without looking like a total dipshit, so I guess I'm stuck.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (k4dH2)

498 It's a dark path that we're on.
Posted by: Guzalot

Worked for the Romans...sort of
Posted by: Sock Monkey

If that's the case then I want to get in on some of the debauchery before the barbarians sack us.
Posted by: Insomniac


I put in an application for barbarian.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (5CJXD)

499 They're called breasts, momma. Every woman has them.

Posted by: Carrie White at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (NWiLs)

500 OAN reporting fbi sammich in dc

mccabe paige struck/stroke

Posted by: Krusty at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (K+jdV)

501 The entire concept of watching a show at a pre-determined day of the week and time however seems insane. And only a few short years ago everyone was doing that.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 02:36 PM (FiUMj)

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My kids have no concept. I fully embrace being The Old Man and laying out tales of how "back in my day," when a cliffhanger ending was employed, you had to go an ENTIRE WEEK before knowing what happened next; sometimes it was a season finale and you had to go ALL SUMMER!

Kids these days can barely handle the suspense induced by the eight seconds you have to wait before skipping a YouTube commercial.

Posted by: reason at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (q/kmn)

502 So we got Baghdadi.
Now what about Kirkuki?
Damascusi?
Ramadi-I?

There have to be more, right.
This could be fun!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (axyOa)

503 Blubell,

They usually will have an assistant Priest who will help if necessary.


In this case the woman sure as hell isn't taking part in Catholic exorcisms...never mind the fact that she's not an ordained priest, but her resume ain't looking real good if she's "married" and living with another guy at the same time.

Posted by: H Badger at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (n/0Nw)

504 Remember when those of us who opposed gay marriage predicted that
polygamy would be pushed using the same tactics, and were laughed at,
called paranoid nutjobs, and called liars?


Uh, yah. And now we're dealing with normalizing the mental illness that is "transgenderism" (gender dysphoria, more accurately). 5-7 years at most we'll be openly discussing the normalization of pederasty and then, soon after, the unholy grail of the left, pedophilia.

But yeah, we're paranoid.

Posted by: DocJ at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (DU2N9)

505 472 456 I was 15 in 1984.



Makes sense.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:35 PM (RU4sa)



=========



I was -1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (q80AH)



You have a whole lot of lawns to vacate.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

now that is funny, I don't care who you are.

Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (n13/j)

506 484 We'd all probably be a lot better off without those nasty genitalia. But then, what would life be like without them? Extinct.
Posted by: Ruthless

the porn industry would be devastated

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (FZYNt)

507 Good grief, what happened to my big beautiful post?

Posted by: reason at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (q/kmn)

508 We'd all probably be a lot better off without those nasty genitalia. But then, what would life be like without them? Extinct.
Posted by: Ruthless

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Right.

It's for reproduction. It's not a hobby. It's not a smorgasbord. "Oh! I want to try this now! And this! And then I'm gonna try this!"

That's how societies collapse.

Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (DQebX)

509 I like their Milano cookies.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (NWiLs)


I think the polyamorists would refer to it as a "Milano Sandwich".

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (wCmLp)

510 1968 actually.

I'll be 51 in a few weeks.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:41 PM (RU4sa)

511 4 days to induction.

Dolley's very ready to stop being pregnant.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (q80AH)
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Prayers for a safe labor and delivery!

Posted by: bluebell - get a conservative sample Ffx Cty ballot here! at October 28, 2019 02:41 PM (aXucN)

512 I L B T

Posted by: Joe Walsh at October 28, 2019 02:41 PM (Vy7tf)

513 I keep forgetting that there are children present.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2019 02:41 PM (plu6+)

514 Illinois is apparently jealous of California being at the top of the national punchline charts.

Illionois State Rep. Luis Arroyo has been charged in federal court with offering a bribe to a fellow state lawmakee in an effort to influence and reward the lawmaker for supporting legislation that would benefit Arroyo's private lobbying client.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2019 02:41 PM (Boy/L)

515 Shit, I was alive when WWII started. And, get off of MY lawn everyone!

Posted by: Ruthless at October 28, 2019 02:41 PM (oFCg9)

516 nood up

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 28, 2019 02:41 PM (so+oy)

517 Netflix gripe:

Sometimes movies disappear from their database. It happened once when I was expecting them to ship me some Randolph Scott movie (The Tall T, I think). It just vanished from my queue and from the site overall.

Well, it happened with State of Seige by Costa-Gavras. I think I got it from them, but the movie no longer has a page on Netflix. I don't know what I thought of it, or even if I did get it. The cover is very singular, and I seem to remember getting it.

I've been running through clips on Youtube, and I don't recognize it. Ugh...So weird.

https://www.criterion.com/films/28048-state-of-siege

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:41 PM (q80AH)

518 Kids these days can barely handle the suspense induced by the eight seconds you have to wait before skipping a YouTube commercial.
Posted by: reason at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (q/kmn)

_

Heh. My kids complain that Amazon Prime shows have that 20 second commercial for another Prime show. And you can't skip it. The horror!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 28, 2019 02:41 PM (FiUMj)

519 Houston is super blue these days, from what I hear.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (/jBFL)

The fans who can afford WS tickets are probably not from within the city limits though.

Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2019 02:41 PM (DJFLF)

520 The number of years I have been alive is greater than the number of years between the end of WW2 and when I was born. And that kinda freaks me out.
Posted by: Recent High School Grad


The number of years between the end of WWII and when I was born wouldn't allow you to vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 28, 2019 02:41 PM (5CJXD)

521 444 Hmmm ... I wonder how I can turn the male desire for large boobs into a tidy profit ?
Posted by: Kay Parker at October 28, 2019


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"You showed us the way, honey!"
(-- Petra Verkaik, Peta Jensen, and many others)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 28, 2019 02:41 PM (ClOmq)

522 You have a whole lot of lawns to vacate.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (NWiLs)

now that is funny, I don't care who you are.
Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (n13/j)

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I'm still laughing.

Posted by: SMH at October 28, 2019 02:41 PM (RU4sa)

523 The funny thing about Polygamy and Polyamory is that if you come to a group like that living together and say "are all of you married?" then it's a Horrible Crime, but if they lie and say "no we're all just living together" then it's totes ok and the law is fine with it.

The only "crime" I know of where lying about it makes it legal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2019 02:42 PM (trdmm)

524 502
So we got Baghdadi.

Now what about Kirkuki?

Damascusi?

Ramadi-I?



There have to be more, right.

This could be fun!!!



Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (axyOa)


Zawahiri, please.

Posted by: davidt at October 28, 2019 02:42 PM (ClDY1)

525 men like titties and beer, just as Frank.

Posted by: gunga din at October 28, 2019 02:42 PM (B+t5k)

526 The number of years I have been alive is greater than the number of years between the end of WW2 and when I was born. And that kinda freaks me out.
Posted by: Recent High School Grad Learning Common Core Math at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (FiUMj)

What bothers me isn't so much the age but the stupid, boring, uninteresting, pointless, cookie-cutter existence.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

527 The incrementalism of the left marches on apace.

And, still, if you call them out on it, you get slapped.

Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2019 02:42 PM (DQebX)

528 511 4 days to induction.

Dolley's very ready to stop being pregnant.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:39 PM (q80AH)
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Prayers for a safe labor and delivery!
Posted by: bluebell - get a conservative sample Ffx Cty ballot here! at October 28, 2019 02:41 PM (aXucN)

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Thanks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 28, 2019 02:42 PM (q80AH)

529 One thing I learned at the TxMoMe is that a lot of you are lying your asses off about being 29. Jeesh!
Posted by: Ruthless at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (oFCg9)

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Couldn't make it. The senior discount at Furr's ends at 5:30, and if I'm not in bed by 7:00, I'm going to wind up asleep on whatever surface I'm currently located on anyway.

Posted by: reason at October 28, 2019 02:43 PM (q/kmn)

530 Newd.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2019 02:43 PM (Boy/L)

531 Other way around. George also slept with Ringo's first wife. And managed to remain good friends with both Ringo and Clapton. Rock stars have a strange way of life.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 28, 2019 02:18 PM (N4xQB)

Ringo wound up with Barbara Bach. He has the last laugh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2019 02:43 PM (QugKX)

532 In this case the woman sure as hell isn't taking part in Catholic exorcisms...never mind the fact that she's not an ordained priest, but her resume ain't looking real good if she's "married" and living with another guy at the same time.
Posted by: H Badger at October 28, 2019 02:40 PM (n/0Nw)
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Yes, I should have specified a team of lay people was something I've never heard of. And I agree about her resume. Sounds like one of the wackier Catholic churches.

Posted by: bluebell - get a conservative sample Ffx Cty ballot here! at October 28, 2019 02:44 PM (aXucN)

533 I'm prolly not alone when I axe, "Where have all the normal people gone?"

You know, if kids growing up never hear about Traditional Marriage and how it's a lot more betterer that the crap that Progda is pushing, how will they ever know that it's the best way to raise children and has been since the dawn of time?

#WASTF in large part due to the MFM.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 28, 2019 02:44 PM (HaL55)

534 Remember when those of us who opposed gay marriage predicted that
polygamy would be pushed using the same tactics, and were laughed at,
called paranoid nutjobs, and called liars?


... See Rick Santorum

Posted by: SMOD at October 28, 2019 02:38 PM (3aI0K)
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And I explained that if you have this ethic which says that because of "progress" something novel has to be treated the same as an established something, you are actually pushing the dynamics of a slippery slope, yourself.

I didn't do the slope--you did the slope.

And I just got jeers from people who could post a link to a list of logical fallacies, but couldn't think their way through the model that makes it fallacious.

The reason that Slippery Slope IS a fallacy, is because given development X, development X + y is not inevitable.

However, if you make the argument that given development X, X + y must be acceptible--on the same basis as X, then you're actually the one violating the conditions that Slippery Slope as a fallacy deprecates.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 02:45 PM (/jBFL)

535 The number of years I have been alive is greater than the number of years between the end of WW2 and when I was born. And that kinda freaks me out.
Posted by: Recent High School Grad

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When I was a kid, I was hooked on old movies like The Marx Brothers and Bogart.

That stuff was 40 years old at the time. It seemed like ancient history.

Posted by: RKae at October 28, 2019 02:45 PM (DQebX)

536 All my men will have to respect each others penis size.

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 28, 2019 02:45 PM (q1Pj5)

537 I was -1.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehug

Ha..from now on you will be referred to as son.....

Posted by: Sock Monkey.. elder poster coot at October 28, 2019 02:46 PM (tvKLv)

538 It works for them, but I kinda wonder if in situations like this or your friend's, they love the spouse so much they sort of let them go and their own relationship changes from lover to more of a friend? From what we've heard, that is the case with my husband's friend.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2019 02:27 PM (bDqIh)

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Which is my theory as well, someone holds all the power and the powerless comply or leave.

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2019 02:47 PM (mnmFj)

539 @264 - I stopped watching SWAT because of that shit.

Posted by: Santos L. Halper at October 28, 2019 02:49 PM (jrtFl)

540 FWIW, I am in an open / ethically non-monogamous marriage. And also a proud Trump voter, military vet, yada, yada. From the outside people would be shocked to know we're in an open marriage.

That being said I don't disagree with you that the media is being very hypocritical with their approach to this.

Posted by: Sex at Dawn at October 28, 2019 02:50 PM (/cqT2)

541 Yes, it carries a stigma, and there's a reason for that. It's amazing how completely brain-dead people are on the subject these days.
Sexual activity produces children. The healthiest environment, by far, for children, is in a home with their biological mother and father. Introducing other, unrelated adults into the mix long term raises the odds of abuse exponentially. Unfortunately, yes, this includes step-parents, and mommy or daddy's boyfriend or girlfriend. And yes, this includes a gay biological father's boyfriend or "husband".
How brainwashed are people that this must be explained?

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at October 28, 2019 02:50 PM (WB8E+)

542 And now you see what it's all about. Harems for the "elite", and buggery for the masses.

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It's not sex so much as power but then again, this has always been the case with kings and their concubines while the queen had to look the other way.

Posted by: Decaf at October 28, 2019 02:51 PM (mnmFj)

543 Why is it that the real life versions of these never match their movie counterparts that i've seen?

Posted by: Blanco at October 28, 2019 02:53 PM (Ay9RF)

544 >>>The Gay Times are upon us.<<<
It's only gay if it's one gal, two guys.

Posted by: Fritz at October 28, 2019 02:57 PM (2Mnv1)

545 "Magnum or Simon and Simon"

Remember their crossover episodes? Magnum went to California to visit his sister and picks up a comic book his nephew was reading: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Other Strangeness".

That was before they were big, BTW.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 28, 2019 03:00 PM (5yp4o)

546 > Why is monogamy, the normal state of married mature adults, frowned at. It works. anything else has complications and drama, hurts kids and is not ideal. Maybe I'm old fashioned.

Does it work? It wasn't working in my marriage. I'm sure it works for a some people, but I'm increasingly convinced that it doesn't actually work as often as people think it does. Biologically we are not monogamous creatures. Monogamy is a cultural construct, nothing more. One which, inherently, is about controlling people.

A large majority of relationships experience infidelity, for example. Most marriages end in divorce, as another. And in modern times most people had multiple sexual partners prior to entering into marriage. Nothing about any of that is monogamous.

The only people who have had no shit one partner, for life, are Mormons. And they're miserable with immense sexual and relationship dysfunction. Not to mention the whole polygamy backdrop which is quite ironic and a discussion unto itself.

Posted by: Sex at Dawn at October 28, 2019 03:00 PM (/cqT2)

547 The point of all the MSM talk about the "throuple" is to draw attention away from the pictures of Katie and her pet goat.

Posted by: Another Bob at October 28, 2019 03:20 PM (U87kh)

548 @546 Well, that's a lovely mess of misinformation and excuse-making.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at October 28, 2019 03:21 PM (WB8E+)

549 The only people who have had no shit one partner, for life, are Mormons.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2019 03:23 PM (WI7YS)

550 549 Sorry-Quoting "Sex at dawn"

Your analysis is facile. It might work for you. Don't speak for everybody else.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2019 03:24 PM (WI7YS)

551 What is an ethically non monogamous marriage?

We ethically decide to screw anybody else we want as long as the other person knows about it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2019 03:26 PM (WI7YS)

552 Just remember: Mike Pence is weird because he safeguards his marriage with a policy of not being alone with female coworkers.

Posted by: red speck at October 28, 2019 03:28 PM (nrC0n)

553 In the Lifestyle - a limerick

A generous girl named Marie
With hubby and boyfriend makes three
They said "That's big of you."
But wait, that's not quite true
I think they meant to say "That's big o' me!"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2019 01:58 PM (mvenn)

Golf clap.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 28, 2019 03:36 PM (9hauA)

554 Science says that an "open marriage" is also known as a "pre Divorce."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 28, 2019 03:51 PM (koNhm)

555 As a Mormon, I'd like to post something (rather late to the thread, but still).

Polygamy is hard. While it was practiced for a time in the Old Testament and maybe even into New Testament times, it remains a complicated subject. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (popularly known as the Mormons) doesn't practice it and in fact excommunicates anyone who does. We even insist that the rare Muslim convert or African that practices Polygamy has to end some of their marriages down to one.

God appears to sanction polygamy only on occasion, for a short time, before banning it again. Almost always it appears to be allowed for a short time in order to allow a bunch of children to be born in the right church--think Jacob, who could not have created the nation of Israel with the 12 sons from 4 women.

But in order to make it work, it takes a ton of self sacrifice and self denial and hard work on all sides. Much like communism only works if people have overcome greed and jealousy... i.e. not often.
Records show that few Mormons actually were polygamous. It worked, in large part because there was a large number of converts arriving, many of them widows/otherwise unattached women.

Most of all, it made the Mormon's distinct. If you were one, you had to be all in due to the persecution. I'm afraid that today, the whole "one man, one woman" doctrine will again lead to widespread persecution as it is not LGBT friendly.

Posted by: Vance at October 28, 2019 07:10 PM (KbgjX)

556 I'm an ex-Mormon. Vance only tells a teeny tiny portion of the truth. Polygamy is still very much a thing in the 11-syllable church. Just ask Russel Nelson, the current president and prophet, who is simultaneously sealed (married) to two women. Oops.

It worked because of widows? Vance. Lord. Read a book, please. Men outnumbered women at the time, not the other way around, bro. Explain polyandry. Explain why Joseph Smith married and had sex with women who were simultaneously married to other living men. Many of those men also faithful members of the church themselves. Please. Take your time. Explain it.

For people who want a truthful accounting of polygamy, check out the Year of Polygamy podcast by Lindsay Park. Learn more than you ever wanted to know.

Posted by: Andrew at October 28, 2019 10:31 PM (z+bU/)

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