The Media and the Democrats (But I Repeat Myself) Attempt to Portray the Death of Al-Baghdadi as a Net Negative for US Security; Complain That Trump Is Not Treating al-Baghdadi with Enough "Respect"



Okay, that's a parody based on the Washington Post calling this terrorist rapist and serial killer an "Austere Religious Scholar" in their obit, but, of course, the Washington Post and others in the media are in fact pushing a very similar line.


See if you can see a pattern -- a very subtle narrative -- to the Washington Post's "coverage" of the story:







Bloomberg News, owned by a man threatening to run against Trump, also digs deep down into its partisan lizard-brain to paint al-Baghdadi as a rags-to-riches success story:



This is the Austere Religious Scholar these people are portraying as an idealistic dreamer who made good:



Gee, you'd think that Trump made a terrible error by approving the mission, huh?

That's what this NeverTrumper from "Lawfareblog" says. We actually just increased recruitment for the Caliphate by killing the one man with the bloodline to establish a Caliphate at all.


James Clapper of course had to get in on this "This makes ISIS even more dangerous" spin.


Even lefties with no love of Trump notice the huge difference between the media's celebration of Obama's "We got him" to this shrieking about Trump's taking out the cur:




Speaking of that, partisan, traitorous Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) complaining that Trump didn't give Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff a pre-raid briefing so that they could leak it and deliberately compromise the mission and maybe get US troops killed:



Ed Driscoll points out that we had a solid lead on Baghdadi in 2015 -- but apparently egotists in the Obama Adminstrattion couldn't help brag about it to their media friends, who promptly published this information.

Then Baghdadi disappeared again.


In a wide-ranging interview moderated by Fox News' Catherine Herridge, Thomas, who leads the Special Operations Command, said his team was "particularly close" to Baghdadi after the 2015 raid that killed ISIS oil minister Abu Sayyaf. That raid also netted his wife, who provided a wealth of actionable information.

"That was a very good lead. Unfortunately, it was leaked in a prominent national newspaper about a week later and that lead went dead," Thomas said.

Jake Tapper, who Really Loves the Troops (TM) and starts tweeting about them whenever he's in trouble, calls the troops a "lesser matter:"



Another line of attack: That Trump told Russia "Please don't shoot down our helicopters which will pass through airspace you control." Apparently this is the New Collusion.





By the way, Trump did not "brief the Russians" about the nature and objective of the mission. He merely told them, as he must, that there would be American aircraft traversing Russia-controlled airspace in a certain time window and would they be kind enough to let them pass?

But of course the simple act of trying to keep American helicopters from being shot down is now collusion.

Annoying Twitter Troll and sockpuppeteer Pierre Delecto rushed to try to associate himself with someone else's success:




Mitt Romney is trying to ride on Trump's shoulders like he forced his dog to ride on top of the car.


Democrats and the media (but I repeat myself) complaining that Trump's killing of Al-Badhdadi wasn't done with the sharply-creased-trouser elegance and elan of Obama:






This Vox reporter is very ass-mad about Trump using hurtful words about a man he just ordered to be executed:




CNN's Max Boot, another Chairborne Ranger first-class, stood up to defend Baghdadi's courage and valor:



He's now claiming he didn't mean the words he wrote. He didn't mean to "conveyu the impression" that Baghdadi had courage.

True, Boot did not mean to merely imply it, he explicitly declared it:

@MaxBoot

An earlier version included a sentence questioning whether Trump was right to call Baghdadi a coward. That was removed b/c it wrongly conveyed the impression that I considered Baghdadi courageous. As I wrote Sun: Baghdadi was "a sick and depraved man."




Obama's Ambassador to Qatar (of course) is very, very upset that Trump used mean words to describe al-Badhdadi, and urges that we give him a very respectful Muslim funeral.



Jen Psaki also pushed that line:



Obama official Mike Morrell, who edited the Benghazi talking points to cover up for Hillary Clinton, and then, strangely enough, went to work for lots of money for a private intelligence company closely connected to Hillary Clinton, also thinks we're being big meanies:




Another Obama official whines that Trump didn't kill Baghdadi with enough "respect."


Even more whining from CNN that Trump wasn't nice enough in talking about Baghdadi -- in fact, he "sounds like ISIS," the Noted CNN Talking Head expertly opines.




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:03 PM




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1 Woof!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2019 07:03 PM (Dh1wo)

2 That's my other "first" in dog imitation.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2019 07:03 PM (Dh1wo)

3 All Dead and Baggy looks like Sean Connery.

He should have went into movies.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2019 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

4 The difference is : This time Our President is not a Dancing Boy.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 07:05 PM (/MciI)

5 Bagdadi was an Horatio Alger Hiss story.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2019 07:05 PM (aS1PU)

6 We should feed his body to pigs.

Posted by: bkeyser at October 28, 2019 07:05 PM (NWCvZ)

7 Shocked my Shocker

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 28, 2019 07:05 PM (RUnSJ)

8

Willowed from just moments ago in the previous thread:

331

So Trump kills a rapist and terrorist, and the Democrats only find fault with it.


Ergo, Democrats support rape and terror of innocent people.


It is the most direct and obvious conclusion.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2019 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

9 John Smith II??
Is that pronounced "EEE-EEE" or "EYE-EYE"??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2019 07:06 PM (Dh1wo)

10 Most of those ass hats probably had DeadDaddy on speed dial

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2019 07:07 PM (ZCEU2)

11 > Arguing he should have shown more respect under Islamic customs like Obama did w Osama bin Laden's body



Wait: didn't we dump Osama's body in the ocean, just exactly the same as with this guy?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 28, 2019 07:07 PM (UUJXv)

12 Respect!!??? We let him blow himself up, and allowed some family members to join him.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2019 07:07 PM (LOq4H)

13 Bask in the glory.

Posted by: Glowing Me at October 28, 2019 07:07 PM (hkCNq)

14 They Hate America and they want anyone that possibly can to do us harm.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 07:07 PM (/MciI)

15 these people have nothing of value to say.

it's literally only NPCisms about orangemanbad.

And we're back to the 2004 lefty talking point that muslim terrorists magically respawn

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 28, 2019 07:07 PM (FEQY4)

16 All that whining and caterwauling tells me that PDT did a terrific deed.

Posted by: Gref at October 28, 2019 07:07 PM (AMIL/)

17 Ive been cursing at the radio A LOT today. Just... I can't. I don't have any more patience for the media.

None.

Caller to Seb Gorka's show was going on with this - I had to stop the car and just scream at her stupid call (Dr Gorka handled it very well).

INSANITY.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 28, 2019 07:07 PM (Rarvo)

18 Oh, fuck you all you fucking dems, never trumpers, rinos, gope, clucks. Eat a bag of dicks! This is war.

Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2019 07:08 PM (gmo/4)

19

I know these cocksuckers are saying these lies to hurt President Trump, but if we're smart we'd tell these cocksuckers they're actually denigrating the men (and dogs) who flawlessly executed the mission and ridded the world of an evil islamic being.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 28, 2019 07:08 PM (GjuMR)

20 >>>Wait: didn't we dump Osama's body in the ocean, just exactly the same as with this guy?


there were reports (which Obama wanted out there) that we had afforded OBL full and respectufl Muslim funeral rites.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:08 PM (PbpT7)

21 Well, they're Democrats, so....

Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2019 07:08 PM (XoC+W)

22

There's a hole in the bucket,

dear Nancy, dear Nancy,

There's a hole in the bucket,

And it's leaking like hell.

Posted by: singer and songwriter Donald Trump at October 28, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

23 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2019 07:08 PM (KNsKs)

24 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 28, 2019 07:08 PM (arJlL)

25 OMG, it's just too much!

I am so very tired of "heads the terrorists win, tails the terrorists win" analysis/conventional wisdom from our so-called analysts.

I LOVE Trumps' "Fuck yeah, I WIN, your guy is dead like a dog, a coward!!!"

Just stop trying to claim it's not a win, you guyz, geez.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2019 07:08 PM (bDqIh)

26 Nothing President Trump does is acceptable to them. Nothing.

Posted by: bluebell - get a conservative sample Ffx Cty ballot here! at October 28, 2019 07:09 PM (aXucN)

27 Christ in the marketplace.

I detest the left.

Posted by: Hillary at October 28, 2019 07:09 PM (TdMsT)

28 THE WINNING IS BURGEONING !!!!

Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 28, 2019 07:09 PM (BqBId)

29 willowed but not OT....

Apparently we should be saying 'WHAT A GOOD GIRL!' to the attack dog.

Attacked by a FEMALE dog. Couldn't have gotten any more insulting for Mr. Bodybag.

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2019 07:09 PM (cF8AT)

30 Read it all,, even footnotes....


Weren't these the same assholes who were saying Trump was to easy on ISIS and wrong for leaving Syria about 72 hrs ago?

Even a the far right of the IQ bell curve can see this gaslighting nevertrump circlejerk.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2019 07:09 PM (1g7ch)

31 Am I supposed to respect monsters now? Isn't that a liberal thing? Stalin, Che (the big one), Pol Pot and now BagDaddie?

They are evil monsters. They should have been drawn, quartered, and then forgotten by history (or only remembered as a warning.) So, mockery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2019 07:09 PM (2B9A/)

32 >>> We should feed his body to pigs.
Posted by: bkeyser at October 28, 2019 07:05 PM (NWCvZ)

I did not know that about Kayla Mueller, absolutely horrific. He deserves far worse than that for what he did to her.

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:10 PM (hvf9s)

33 Whoever came up with the idea that we should be treating these murdering rapists with any sort of respect should never again be in a position of power.

It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 07:10 PM (ZLI7S)

34 >>there were reports (which Obama wanted out there) that we had afforded OBL full and respectufl Muslim funeral rites.



This. No fucking the body after 3 days.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 07:10 PM (/MciI)

35 Everyone understands that no matter what Trump does it's all bad right?

Even if he cured cancer the left would bitch about Doctors and Hospitals being put out of business.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2019 07:10 PM (JUOKG)

36 Anyone who thinks this will boost ISIS recruitment is a fool.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2019 07:10 PM (axyOa)

37 I said a long time ago and said it often. The Washington Compost is the worst of the worst. It is worse than the NY Slimes. I realize in a way it is splitting hairs but no doubt the compost is the worst of them all. They are not even pretending to report the news. They decide on an issue to hammer and will do it every front page for months if need be. It has nothing to do with reporting the news.

And as a reminder. The Washington Post is Amazon and Whole Foods as far as I am concerned.

Posted by: Quint at October 28, 2019 07:10 PM (n13/j)

38 Not even top 10. No basking for me. But tomorrow is another day.

Posted by: Glowing Me at October 28, 2019 07:11 PM (hkCNq)

39 Max must of taken some shit on that tweet earlier...

@MaxBoot

An earlier version included a sentence questioning whether Trump was right to call Baghdadi a coward. That was removed b/c it wrongly conveyed the impression that I considered Baghdadi courageous. As I wrote Sun: Baghdadi was "a sick and depraved man."


Sure Max...it's the sentence's' fault.

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2019 07:11 PM (cF8AT)

40 It's not worth checking, but I'm going to go ahead and assume that ALL of these cucks and Lefty blue checkmarks had no problem with Obama's drone program. The one he may have even described as a video game because apparently Obama liked to watch the strikes.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2019 07:11 PM (bDqIh)

41 Best to just listen and watch. And make notes with names....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 28, 2019 07:11 PM (rM6Mf)

42 Sock fail.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2019 07:11 PM (TdMsT)

43 Sinking the Imperial Japanese Navy, burning down their cities, and nuking them twice will only fuel their resolve!



Okay, these guys are writing articles for themselves, to make themselves feel better. Their sale amongst others isn't going to go.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 28, 2019 07:11 PM (eg2vB)

44 Mitt said Hell! SOMEone is trying to gain back a little tough guy bravado, I see... riding off a stronger person's coattails. Typical.

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:11 PM (hvf9s)

45

All that's missing is the cocksucking pope lending his stupid criticism to how the poor muslim was treated.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 28, 2019 07:12 PM (GjuMR)

46 No way I get through 2020 without punching someone in the mouth.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2019 07:12 PM (GnEFL)

47 > Whoever came up with the idea that we should be treating these murdering rapists with any sort of respect should never again be in a position of power.


We need to bring back the Moro Conflict method: .45 ACP to the cerebellum, followed by burial wrapped up in a pig skin.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 28, 2019 07:12 PM (UUJXv)

48 I'm starting to get annoyed again.

Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2019 07:12 PM (MVjcR)

49 6 We should feed his body to pigs.
Posted by: bkeyser at October 28, 2019 07:05 PM (NWCvZ)

Take the bits of his body, mix them with pork sausage, then feed to the dogs.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

50 Fucking ghouls.

Posted by: eleven at October 28, 2019 07:12 PM (tH5fk)

51 Which one of these takes are you going to go with Lurking?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 07:13 PM (nRWPy)

52 Refreshing this thread is gonna be hell for a while....

Also, Don Jr. on Lou Dobbs.

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2019 07:13 PM (cF8AT)

53 >>> No way I get through 2020 without punching someone in the mouth. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2019 07:12 PM (GnEFL)

*begins collecting bail money for Circa*

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:13 PM (hvf9s)

54 Want to know how to make sure ISIS does not resurge in Syria?

GIVE THEM BACK THEIR FUCKING OIL FIELDS.

This whole thing where we are staying in Syria, to protect the oil fields the Kurds have stolen from Syria, is an open ended recipe for chaos.

Posted by: Don Q at October 28, 2019 07:13 PM (NgKpN)

55 *pours one out for D-Lamp*

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

56 > there were reports (which Obama wanted out there) that we had afforded OBL full and respectufl Muslim funeral rites.

I guess I do remember that now.
Of course, Osama's body was more or less in one piece, rather than being a collection of chunks.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 28, 2019 07:13 PM (UUJXv)

57 House Intel Chairman Adam Schiff received no notification or briefing on the Baghdadi operation
........

However, Trump did call him up and sing:
"Lollipop lollipop
o-oh loly lolly lolly lollipop"

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2019 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

58 44 Mitt said Hell! SOMEone is trying to gain back a little tough guy bravado, I see... riding off a stronger person's coattails. Typical.
Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:11 PM (hvf9s)


He is simply pathetic.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2019 07:13 PM (TdMsT)

59 The left should thank their lucky starts I'm not President. I'd have had Baghdadi's body parts on public display with a sign on 'em that said, "Behold the Terrible Penalty of Being our Enemy!"




Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2019 07:14 PM (gmo/4)

60 We snuck into Syria in the middle of the night into the most heavily fortified compound ISIS had in Syria and killed their leader and everyone else in the compound, took all their intel and then bombed the place into rubble and the only casualty was a dog who is already back on duty.

Super recruiting tool.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2019 07:14 PM (ZLI7S)

61 I really hate these people.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2019 07:14 PM (dUJdY)

62 that was a lot of content, yes Michael tracey, who is properly savage to eichenwald, noted this, as pointed out at the time of the bin laden raid, al queda was expanding into north Africa, (Ansar al sharia, aqim) west Africa (boko haram) Syria, (nusra front) and an all but declared Islamic state, this was what general Flynn was noticing but Obama was listening to Rhodes and brennan, who were marveling about his dream coat,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 28, 2019 07:14 PM (x+C/t)

63 So are they basically saying bin Laden was a Muslim? They're seemingly concerned about giving him a proper Muslim burial... but I thought he wasn't doing the real Islam. That's what we've been told, right? Islam is a religion of peace and those guys are doing it wrong. So why give them a proper Muslim burial?

Posted by: Haimerej at October 28, 2019 07:14 PM (6qNMG)

64 What made ISIS was that it had the trappings of a physical state - it had territory, armed forces, currency, a leader with a claim to be a caliph - everything. Crushing all of those pretentions and now offing their leader makes them just one more Islamic terrorist group.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 28, 2019 07:14 PM (eg2vB)

65 >> respect that is due under Islam"

I thought terrorists weren't real muslims?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 28, 2019 07:14 PM (LWu6U)

66 I'd have used "Mad World".

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2019 07:14 PM (t+qrx)

67 AYFKM?

even progtards here in seattle are seeing through all the bullshit.

and Trump's victories are AMERICA'S victories.

whatever.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2019 07:14 PM (d7Ww2)

68 (From OP): "Okay, that's a parody based on the Washington Post calling this terrorist rapist and serial killer an "Austere Religious Scholar" in their obit, but, of course, the Washington Post and others in the media are in fact pushing a very similar line."
=======
That video would be perfect if that song and WP headline juxtaposed over real pictures of decapitated corpses, lighting adversary pilots on fire in cages, piles of dead bodies and rape footage. Would never be allowed, but yet another example of where there was real first amendment rights, enforceable against social media companies. Because Bagdadi and atrocity pictures fir like hand in glove, and repulsive "news" reporters that don't make that visceral connection should be shamed out of existence.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 28, 2019 07:15 PM (DRgs8)

69 Ace: Fantastic compilation/summary of the traitorous cuckshed propaganda output.

Wish I had more faith in my fellow residents to discern what is important!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 28, 2019 07:15 PM (BiNEL)

70 Didn't he say there would be so much winning we would tire of winning?

Posted by: navybrat at large at October 28, 2019 07:15 PM (w7KSn)

71 We should feed his body to pigs.
Posted by: bkeyser at October 28, 2019 07:05 PM (NWCvZ)

Opossums do the same job.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 28, 2019 07:15 PM (RUnSJ)

72 For his next trick, Trump will make the Dems come out against baseball, mom, and apple pie.

Posted by: Chris M at October 28, 2019 07:15 PM (5K7c3)

73 Seems odd of the left to anthropomorphize a clump of cells.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2019 07:16 PM (t+qrx)

74 With outrageous things like this it's helpful to think in terms of the effect on the 2020 elections. It helps keep me calmer, anyway.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 28, 2019 07:16 PM (sWM8x)

75 Was Bagdadi respectful when he put that Jordanian pilot n a cage and had him set on fire - displaying it on a yuge screen for his ISIS ghouls to enjoy, and broadcast across the internet???

Was he respectful to James Foley, Scott Sotloff and the other journalists he live-broadcast having their heads cut off?

This notion that we have to show respect to the enemy is ridiculous. It's war, he's the enemy. Make his death as demeaning and theatrical as he has done to others.

Kinda think that's why Trump is saying he might release the footage - a little payback for Bagdadi's numerous snuff films.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2019 07:16 PM (bDqIh)

76 I'm fascinated at the raw, hard core racism by the Left that is on display.

Their guy blows himself up and they expect the "race" of Muslims to go feral because they cannot control themselves in response. Wash, rinse, repeat with black youth in urban areas, also extremely low expectations in civility and self control for those in central and south America.

OTOH, the same Leftists look at the average, Christian, heterosexual white guy and they know they can heap indignity after indignity upon this demographic, comfortable that there will be no uncivilized behavior or retaliation.

In spite of the obvious scorn and sentiments of inferiority they have towards the non-whites, this is the same crowd they want to import to replace what they believe is the civilized and stable.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 28, 2019 07:16 PM (lD3vL)

77 @RebeccaRKaplan

Speaker Pelosi, asked by @AlexNBCNews to comment on the impeachment resolution:

"It's not an impeachment resolution."

Video: https://tinyurl.com/y4kozpqx

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2019 07:16 PM (cF8AT)

78 Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2019 07:14 PM (d7Ww2)

Nurse, that is an interesting comment for our forward observer of the PNW.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 28, 2019 07:16 PM (BiNEL)

79 Lefty loons winning votes daily/sarc/because which person who voted for Trump before is now going to be persuaded that they shouldn't vote for Trump in 2020 because he was a big old meany about horn rimmed glasses wearing austere cleric Baggy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2019 07:17 PM (WI7YS)

80 Trump: "Looks like something the cat dragged in"


Vox: "Apparently, Trump has never owned a cat"

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 28, 2019 07:17 PM (Z1ykJ)

81 Well it's not as if I could hate those on the left more?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2019 07:17 PM (cEsBM)

82 What a bunch of horse hockey. Did The Italian Partisans take care with Mussolini's body? The Russians with Hitlers? We owe them nothing but death. Sure ISIS may experience a resurgence, and Trump is making it absolutely clear what the cost of that resurgence will be: You and your family in pieces.

Posted by: Aw Shucks at October 28, 2019 07:17 PM (Bf3hj)

83 Trump, you magnificent bastard, you've actually got your enemies defending a child sex slavemaster.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 28, 2019 07:17 PM (UUJXv)

84 If we just kill them with more respect, their numbers will dwindle and their recruitment efforts will fail.

Yes. Exactly this.

As opposed to letting young Achmal know from the git-go, if he joins up, he's likely to be dead before he's old enough to stop being ass raped by his teachers.

Posted by: DamnedYanbkee at October 28, 2019 07:17 PM (O8SrN)

85 Why not?

Michael S Smith II provides much needed aid, comfort, and agiprop for ISIS.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2019 07:18 PM (1g7ch)

86 Not like that, Pixy -



Just Jiggle It!

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 07:18 PM (/MciI)

87 @RebeccaRKaplan

Speaker Pelosi, asked by @AlexNBCNews to comment on the impeachment resolution:

"It's not an impeachment resolution."

Video: https://tinyurl.com/y4kozpqx
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2019 07:16 PM (cF8AT)

LOL Told ya

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2019 07:18 PM (cEsBM)

88 I'm not the smartest person in the room - or any room - but I remember Obama spiking the ball for weeks with bin Laden. How was he not a recruitment tool for ISIS?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2019 07:18 PM (VWp7G)

89 Looks like Clapper has a headache.
Hope it's not a Tumah!

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2019 07:18 PM (v0R5T)

90 >>> For his next trick, Trump will make the Dems come out against baseball, mom, and apple pie.


Baseball is part of the patriarchy, moms can be any gender, stop being so binary, and harvesting the cane sugar for apple pie is part of the neocolonial earth slavery killing Gaia. Trump is for them so we must be against them!

*mikedrop*

Posted by: Democrats at October 28, 2019 07:18 PM (hvf9s)

91 Holy crap, it's full of content!

Posted by: Fritz at October 28, 2019 07:19 PM (kLDv+)

92 Third Reich leader Adolf Schickelgruber transformed himself from a little-known house painter into the self-proclaimed ruler of an entity that covered swaths of Europe and Africa.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2019 07:19 PM (V2Yro)

93 What does respect "due under Islam" even mean?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 07:19 PM (nRWPy)

94 67 AYFKM?

even progtards here in seattle are seeing through all the bullshit.

and Trump's victories are AMERICA'S victories.

whatever.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2019 07:14 PM (d7Ww2)


You must be around different progTards than me. Most of mine are all in and doubling down, and becoming truly unhinged.


Unhinged? Pardon me.

Fuching crazy. One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest-level crazy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2019 07:19 PM (sy5kK)

95 Trump: "A stitch in time saves nine."


CNN: Tonight, we have sewing expert Mx Leslie Percocet to tell us why a stitch in time is a misnomer...

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 28, 2019 07:20 PM (Z1ykJ)

96 Which group was the murdered group with? Some of them are pretty wretched people. Was her group anything like Rachel Corries?


There was a group of peace makers or a peace team from some org that got rescued in Iraq aroud 2005/6 and they did nothing but bitch about the soldiers that rescued them.

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 07:20 PM (HALdu)

97 Pigskin suit, flamethrower, and pig shit lined shallow grave.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2019 07:20 PM (3BlqQ)

98 The Conservative Case for being a Surprise Anal Tool.

Posted by: David French at October 28, 2019 07:20 PM (XoC+W)

99 They wanted bagasshole's body to be treated with respect?? I would have fed his body parts to a bunch of pigs and televised the damn thing.

Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 28, 2019 07:20 PM (a0IVu)

100 6
We should feed his body to pigs.


Posted by: bkeyse


Depends on how much can be scraped off the walls.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at October 28, 2019 07:20 PM (qZdIZ)

101 Does Mitt ever lie awake at night and wonder if maybe, just maybe he's a bit of an idiot?

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 28, 2019 07:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

102 66 I'd have used "Mad World".
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2019 07:14 PM (t+qrx)

You think this is kind of funny?!

Kind of Sad?!?

You know, that was another case where the cover for a video game was better than the original.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2019 07:20 PM (2B9A/)

103 It's hard to tell satire and reality these days. No wonder The Babylon Bee is America's Paper of Record.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 28, 2019 07:21 PM (Sqfzg)

104 Was Kayla Mueller given a Christian burial?

Methinks not

Posted by: Bruce at October 28, 2019 07:21 PM (vd8XM)

105 Remember that if you kill the terrorists, they win.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 28, 2019 07:21 PM (nu45M)

106 83
Trump, you magnificent bastard, you've actually got your enemies defending a child sex slavemaster.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 28, 2019 07:17 PM (UUJXv)

Yes, he got the Democrats to align with ISIS. He got the NBA to declare allegiance to the PRC. Next will be to get Hollywood to declare undying fealty to Satan.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 28, 2019 07:21 PM (eg2vB)

107 Pigskin suit, flamethrower, and pig shit lined shallow grave.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2019 07:20 PM (3BlqQ)

Unfortunetaly they already he is also sleeping with the fishes with bin sinkin

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2019 07:21 PM (cEsBM)

108 Glad some are noting the difference between the reaction to Osama getting taken out and this.

The people suddenly appearing on the streets and chanting and cheering was about the least authentic celebration there could have been.

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 07:21 PM (HALdu)

109 76 I'm fascinated at the raw, hard core racism by the Left that is on display.

Their guy blows himself up and they expect the "race" of Muslims to go feral because they cannot control themselves in response. Wash, rinse, repeat with black youth in urban areas, also extremely low expectations in civility and self control for those in central and south America.

OTOH, the same Leftists look at the average, Christian, heterosexual white guy and they know they can heap indignity after indignity upon this demographic, comfortable that there will be no uncivilized behavior or retaliation.

In spite of the obvious scorn and sentiments of inferiority they have towards the non-whites, this is the same crowd they want to import to replace what they believe is the civilized and stable.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 28, 2019 07:16 PM (lD3vL)


Very well put.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 28, 2019 07:21 PM (TdMsT)

110 What does respect "due under Islam" even mean?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 07:19 PM (nRWPy)


*spit*

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2019 07:21 PM (aS1PU)

111 >>> Holy crap, it's full of content!
Posted by: Fritz at October 28, 2019 07:19 PM (kLDv+)

NOW we know why the blog wasn't working earlier: Ace was formatting his Twitter-filled post. It's like flushing the toilet and showering and running the washer at the same time; someone's gonna get burned!

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:22 PM (hvf9s)

112 Remember that if you kill the terrorists, they win.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 28, 2019 07:21 PM (nu45M)



So this was Obi Wan Baghdadi?

Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 07:22 PM (HALdu)

113 This thing is so big, so important as a story right now - that it literally forced Nancy out of her star chamber impeachment pose...and the press is caught hilariously flat footed.

NeverTrumpers now are forced to praise ISIS - bwahahaha...

Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2019 07:22 PM (32YRo)

114 Next will be to get Hollywood to declare undying fealty to Satan.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 28, 2019 07:21 PM (eg2vB)

Hate to break the news to ya, but that boat left the dock decades ago

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2019 07:22 PM (cEsBM)

115 Who wants to join me in setting up a flower and teddy bear memorial to Al-Ragheadi?

We can light some candles, and sing Kumbaya and we can get John Kerry (spit) or Barack Obama (spit again) to be a Eugoogalizer for him.

No? No one?

Posted by: DamnedYanbkee at October 28, 2019 07:22 PM (O8SrN)

116 Yes, he got the Democrats to align with ISIS. He got the NBA to declare allegiance to the PRC. Next will be to get Hollywood to declare undying fealty to Satan.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 28, 2019 07:21 PM (eg2vB)

Well, we already have a bunch of Witches throwing curses at the President.

And the dems say nothing.

Posted by: Don Q at October 28, 2019 07:22 PM (NgKpN)

117 The Media is a greater threat to America than Islam.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2019 07:22 PM (l9m7l)

118

What is being missed here is that we're obligated to treat most HUMANS with respect in matters pertaining to their deaths.

Our forces weren't dealing with anything human in this instance.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 28, 2019 07:23 PM (KATBx)

119 They wanted bagasshole's body to be treated with
respect?? I would have fed his body parts to a bunch of pigs and
televised the damn thing.

Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 28, 2019 07:20 PM (a0IVu)


That's something they'd understand. Of course, when Trump mentions the paint the bullet with pig blood story, the media has to make sure everybody knows it's just a story.


They need to be fed to the starving pigs as well. Just toss 'em in the pen and watch them try to get out like crabs.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 28, 2019 07:23 PM (Z1ykJ)

120 If Kevin McCarthy were to do a joint Press Conference with President Trump, declaring his support for The President, and his agenda, he might actually have a shot at the gavel in 2020. But alas, HE PERSISTS in his Paul Ryan imitation

Posted by: Aw Shucks at October 28, 2019 07:23 PM (Bf3hj)

121 112 Remember that if you kill the terrorists, they win.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 28, 2019 07:21 PM (nu45M)



So this was Obi Wan Baghdadi?
Posted by: not so at October 28, 2019 07:22 PM (HALdu)

Wow! What a great idea!

Posted by: Disney Writer for new Star Bores at October 28, 2019 07:23 PM (NgKpN)

122 @TheBabylonBee

CNN Uncovers Evidence Hero Dog Sniffed Dozens Of Butts Back In College

https://tinyurl.com/y4m48ukt

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2019 07:23 PM (cF8AT)

123 While I hate the lamestream media, they do have a point.

Trump was really disappointing on this. He could have been restrained and professional, but instead he gloated and even stooped to calling the guy a coward and dog.

Real warriors like my 11b brothers with CIBs understand that it's possible to hate an enemy while also showing respect. As much as I hated Obama, he had this exactly right.

Baghdadi should have been given a funeral with full military honors, which would show the world just how great and magnanimous we are.

I've had several of my battle-hardened brothers approach me with tears their eyes over how callous and rude Trump was. I'm totally going to vote for him because I think extra-judicial killings of political opponents are just peachy (especially when expressed on this smart, military blog), but I fear that someone like Elizabeth Warren is going to convince them to sit the election out. I mean, she's a commie, but she would never stoop as low as Trump.

I write out of anguish and I hate Never Trumpers.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 28, 2019 07:24 PM (cfSRQ)

124 cry some more, libs.

also...eat shit.

Posted by: trapper's girl at October 28, 2019 07:24 PM (HRaIF)

125
He blew up himself ... AND THREE CHILDREN.

Cheese and rice, must all of them be assholes all the time?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2019 07:24 PM (pNxlR)

126 The neocons and other left wing "betters" agonize over our words and actions toward sworn enemies and terrorist leaders, but not so much over American lives in their forever wars.

Kind of an indication that they don't much like Americans

Posted by: kbdabear at October 28, 2019 07:24 PM (qAR6u)

127 Oh shit, we struck him down, now he'll be even more powerful than even he can imagine.

Posted by: DamnedYanbkee at October 28, 2019 07:24 PM (O8SrN)

128 121 112 Remember that if you kill the terrorists, they win.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 28, 2019 07:21 PM (nu45M)

Do they lose if you don't kill them?

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 28, 2019 07:25 PM (Uu+Jp)

129 What does respect "due under Islam" even mean?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 07:19 PM (nRWPy)

Pigskin suit, flamethrower, and pig shit lined shallow grave.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2019 07:20 PM (3BlqQ)

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2019 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

130 He got the same burial that every other splodeydope got according to al snackbar.



Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2019 07:25 PM (R6g1s)

131 @TheBabylonBee


CNN Uncovers Evidence Hero Dog Sniffed Dozens Of Butts Back In College


https://tinyurl.com/y4m48ukt

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2019 07:23 PM (cF8AT)


ROLF, they're a national institution.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 28, 2019 07:25 PM (Z1ykJ)

132 Want to know how to make sure ISIS does not resurge in Syria?

GIVE THEM BACK THEIR FUCKING OIL FIELDS.

This whole thing where we are staying in Syria, to protect the oil fields the Kurds have stolen from Syria, is an open ended recipe for chaos.
Posted by: Don Q at October 28, 2019 07:13 PM (NgKpN)

Careful there. A skeptic might opine that taking those oil fields away from Syria was the reason that ISIS was created in the first place.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 28, 2019 07:25 PM (nu45M)

133 how old were the kids he blew up with himself? father of year material, I tell ya.

Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 28, 2019 07:25 PM (a0IVu)

134 test

Posted by: skywch at October 28, 2019 07:26 PM (IWvy/)

135 Cheese and rice, must all of them be assholes all the time?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2019 07:24 PM (pNxlR)

Ummmmmmmmmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2019 07:26 PM (Z+IKu)

136
Why Would We Give These People "Proper Muslim Respects" When Fake News And the Left Told Us That These People Have NOTHING Whatsoever To Do With Islam And Muslims?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 28, 2019 07:26 PM (GjuMR)

137 "Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet"

Here's a marshmallow. Stick it in yourear.

Posted by: freaked at October 28, 2019 07:26 PM (Tnijr)

138 Heard DeadDaddy was buried at sea, I hope unceremoniously.

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2019 07:26 PM (ZCEU2)

139 >>>Trump didn't give Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff a pre-raid briefing


If the dumb-asses didn't walk out on their last Syria meeting just maybe they would have been briefed then.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2019 07:27 PM (1g7ch)

140 Evidently Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is the Obi Wan Kenobi of the jihadi world. Strike him down and he will become more powerful.

Or fish poop. Whichever comes first.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at October 28, 2019 07:27 PM (l7Kbv)

141
Why would we respect their religious customs when we were told these terrorists "hijacked" Islam and aren't really muslims??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 28, 2019 07:27 PM (GjuMR)

142
Old news: Bagged Daddy
New news: Chum Daddy

Posted by: freaked at October 28, 2019 07:27 PM (Tnijr)

143 125
He blew up himself ... AND THREE CHILDREN.

Cheese and rice, must all of them be assholes all the time?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2019 07:24 PM (pNxlR)


So he's not just a religious cleric, but potential candidate for the UN Baby Sitter of the Year award!

Posted by: DamnedYanbkee at October 28, 2019 07:27 PM (O8SrN)

144 I had forgotten about Kayla Mueller.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 28, 2019 07:27 PM (BRpqW)

145 You know, that was another case where the cover for a video game was better than the original.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2019 07:20 PM (2B9A/)

Yep. Sure was.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 07:28 PM (NWiLs)

146 Someone should tell Max Boot that there is nothing courageous about suicide.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at October 28, 2019 07:28 PM (tTLAA)

147 Respect eh?

Time to run the WTC collapse videos 24X7 for a week or so.

Posted by: DamnedYanbkee at October 28, 2019 07:28 PM (O8SrN)

148 I sincerely hope all this media cr@p makes LIVs as angry as it does me.

Want a proper Muslim burial? Don't eff with us!

Posted by: Texican ette at October 28, 2019 07:28 PM (fwhY3)

149 >>> Well, we already have a bunch of Witches throwing curses at the President.

Augusten Burroughs came out as a witch in his new book. How non-binary of him! The dems have replaced God with magic; how precious.

"This is for people who feel like they're the only ones [who are witches], because I literally feel like the only one. I've felt like a freak my whole life because I'm a witch, a thing that doesn't exist that absolutely exists."

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:28 PM (hvf9s)

150 If we kill them all, we will be the big losers.

Posted by: klaftern at October 28, 2019 07:28 PM (RuIsu)

151 Heard DeadDaddy was buried at sea, I hope unceremoniously.
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2019 07:26 PM (ZCEU2)


Hurled overboard like a bucket of puke.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2019 07:29 PM (aS1PU)

152

btw, I'm glad he blew up his kids.

I don't care how that sounds. The world is better off without anyone related to that man remaining alive.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 28, 2019 07:29 PM (GjuMR)

153 I love the taste of C4 in the morning.

Posted by: the fish at October 28, 2019 07:29 PM (Tnijr)

154 Boot says he wasn't trying to convey what he wrote in plain English.

His paymasters at the Compost also said that their "spiritual leader" obit was pulled because it "read wrong"

Both meant exactly what they said initially, and thought they would get Pulitzers handed to them on the spot. They did the "hominy hominy hominy" retraction when they got soundly mocked.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 28, 2019 07:29 PM (qAR6u)

155 The Media is a greater threat to America than Islam.

Yep!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2019 07:29 PM (dUJdY)

156 Why am I not in the least suprised. Question for the morans who have read the Washington Pravda.. Did they offer up any alternative that would result in a different reaction from our enemies? My God please don't put these people back in charge. Our true enemies will have tanks in our streets before they realize what the f^@k has happened

Posted by: Sock Monkey...freedom doesn't come without a cost at October 28, 2019 07:29 PM (tvKLv)

157 138
Heard DeadDaddy was buried at sea, I hope unceremoniously.

Posted by: Skip


Well to be honest, the sponge they used to gather him up was buried at sea.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 28, 2019 07:29 PM (LOq4H)

158 117 The Media is a greater threat to America than Islam.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2019 07:22 PM (l9m7l)


Repeated in it's entirety for emphasis.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2019 07:29 PM (sy5kK)

159 Okay - where's the poll by Lunking Lunkhead that says that 55% of all Americans support Baghdadi as an Austere Spiritual Leader and denounce Trump as this simple cleric's murderer?

Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2019 07:29 PM (32YRo)

160 By the way, denouncing the guy as a coward and dog who ran and hid only fuels the fire of jihad.

I've had several combat-tested veterans tell me that insulting the enemy only makes them angrier and if we're not careful, the Arab Street will rise up.

Trump needs to apologize for his callous remarks and also remind Israel that the Palestinians need their homeland pronto.

Only then can we move forward. You don't kill your way to victory. Real vets understand that. You win over your enemies with love, though I still hate never trumpers worse than I hate the clap.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 28, 2019 07:29 PM (cfSRQ)

161 OF -- I couldn't log on to HQ for an hour or so. Was there a problem at Ace's end or was it my problem? I could open everything else, but not the HQ.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 28, 2019 07:30 PM (ncoc/)

162 If he makes it all the way to the bottom the crabs get him.

Posted by: the fish at October 28, 2019 07:30 PM (Tnijr)

163 This whole thing where we are staying in Syria, to protect the oil fields the Kurds have stolen from Syria, is an open ended recipe for chaos.
Posted by: Don Q at October 28, 2019 07:13 PM (NgKpN)

Careful there. A skeptic might opine that taking those oil fields away from Syria was the reason that ISIS was created in the first place.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 28, 2019 07:25 PM (nu45M)

Yeah, who could have predicted that weakening mid east Governments until they can no longer militarily control their territory, would lead to chaos.

I mean, its not like they are Mexico or something!

Oh, wait, never mind.

Posted by: Disney Writer for new Star Bores at October 28, 2019 07:30 PM (NgKpN)

164 Our media is far more dangerous to America than ISIS

Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2019 07:30 PM (Izzlo)

165 Elizabeth Warren called for the US to take any remaining members of the Al-Baghdadi family as refugees, and be given asylum status.

Could actually happen in todays US

Posted by: Aw Shucks at October 28, 2019 07:30 PM (Bf3hj)

166 This was the issue at our hosting provider that affected the site over the past couple of hours. They're reporting it fixed now.

https://twitter.com/HIVELOCITY/status/1188957753311727616

Posted by: PixyMisa at October 28, 2019 07:30 PM (2yngH)

167 First thing I thought of when they started being all hoity-toity about respect was Ambassador Stevens being dragged through the streets.

Posted by: skywch at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (IWvy/)

168 this reminds me of idiots saying around 2002 "for every one we kill, ten will rise up to take his place."
headline April 1945: "Beloved German leader, vegetarian and nonsmoker, lover of dogs and art kills himself after German people fail and betray him"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (ZqRa6)

169 >>>Our media is far more dangerous to America than ISIS


Truth. Enemies of the people.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (bkUtD)

170 >>>btw, I'm glad he blew up his kids.


if he has no heir, there is no Caliph in waiting.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

171 His paymasters at the Compost also said that their "spiritual leader" obit was pulled because it "read wrong"

Both meant exactly what they said initially, and thought they would get Pulitzers handed to them on the spot. They did the "hominy hominy hominy" retraction when they got soundly mocked.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 28, 2019 07:29 PM (qAR6u)

So, they're gonna dumb it down so we poor morons can understand it, is that it?

Posted by: DamnedYanbkee at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (O8SrN)

172 ack bit down on a frag bit

Posted by: the fish at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (Tnijr)

173 So he's not just a religious cleric, but potential candidate for the UN Baby Sitter of the Year award!

Posted by: DamnedYanbkee

Wow - that dumb action takes him off Allahpundit's neighborhood Takl list for services! The idiot!

Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2019 07:32 PM (32YRo)

174
They are all out there with dropped pants, bent over, slapping their ass cheeks and yodeling, "Have at me!" to the international community of terrorism.

"I lurves you!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2019 07:32 PM (pNxlR)

175 >>>166 This was the issue at our hosting provider that affected the site over the past couple of hours. They're reporting it fixed now.

https://twitter.com/HIVELOCITY/status/1188957753311727616
Posted by: PixyMisa

...

thanks, Pixy! I appreciate it!

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:32 PM (PbpT7)

176 >>> Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 28, 2019 07:24 PM (cfSRQ)

Ooooh, well done sock. Our other resident socks are seething with envy while pouring themselves more wine.

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:32 PM (hvf9s)

177 Didn't ISIS put a bunch of Coptic Christians in cages and drown them. Not a lot of respect there.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 28, 2019 07:33 PM (Uu+Jp)

178 First thing I thought of when they started being all
hoity-toity about respect was Ambassador Stevens being dragged through
the streets.

Posted by: skywch at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (IWvy/)


Well, just imagine how bad it would have been for him if Obama hadn't given Bin Laden a proper burial!

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 28, 2019 07:33 PM (Z1ykJ)

179 BOOM! Goes the cockroach!

Posted by: Fritz at October 28, 2019 07:33 PM (kLDv+)

180
I can't help it. I hate these people. Here's the Twitter bio for Obama's ambassador to Qatar:

>>Georgetown Fellow, former Amb to Qatar and diplomat for 25 years. Mom, mentor. Public diplomacy practitioner. Views expressed are definitely my own. She/her.


FenelonSpoke if you're here, you once asked what a "wine mom" was. That is the quintessential case of it. The dear provides her pronouns.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2019 07:33 PM (7OILk)

181 This was the issue at our hosting provider that affected the site over the past couple of hours. They're reporting it fixed now.

https://twitter.com/HIVELOCITY/status/1188957753311727616

Posted by: PixyMisa at October 28, 2019 07:30 PM (2yngH)


I was starting to panic because I could not access my Ace "fix"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 28, 2019 07:33 PM (BiNEL)

182 Wish they would post pix of the mangled body...give it the mussolini treatment.

Posted by: Pliney at October 28, 2019 07:33 PM (nzKWW)

183 Who cares what religion they claim to practice. They raped, enslaved, murdered, tossed people off buildings, crucified, burned alive, used some as target practice, and used others as human shields. Not to mention the destruction of ancient treasures that can never be replaced.
Showing them any respect in death is honoring their actions in life.

Posted by: Aw Shucks at October 28, 2019 07:33 PM (Bf3hj)

184 170 >>>btw, I'm glad he blew up his kids.


if he has no heir, there is no Caliph in waiting.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

I think I heard or read he had 13 kids....

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2019 07:33 PM (cF8AT)

185 You know, not a huge fan of the series, but the scene where they shove the bomb up the ass of the villain with the invulnerable skin and blow him up comes to mind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2019 07:33 PM (2B9A/)

186 123 While I hate the lamestream media, they do have a point.

Trump was really disappointing on this. He could have been restrained and professional, but instead he gloated and even stooped to calling the guy a coward and dog.


Yet, you or your brothers" have no problem with the Democrats / Press Whores calling American conservatives and citizens much, much worse. Again and again and again.

Do you see the flaw in your thinking?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2019 07:34 PM (sy5kK)

187 Remember, if you criticize any of these America hating reporters then you are attacking the Constitution ... or something.

Posted by: Richard Head at October 28, 2019 07:34 PM (LLUXC)

188 The Media is a greater threat to America than Islam.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2019 07:22 PM (l9m7l)


Along with the left, if only there were a way for them to get exactly what they want without anyone else having to suffer for it.

Picture it. The media, getting to live out their paranoid dissident journalist fantasy, under a real-life authoritarian regime. They wouldn't last a week. Antifa, digging ditches for sixteen hours a day under rifle butts, followed by a relaxing four hour struggle session and a quick nap before starting again the next day, forever. Bernie Sanders and Ocasio-Cortez waiting in line all day for a 50/50 chance to bring a couple of potatoes back to their walk-in closet flats (communal restrooms for the whole floor, and they don't work).

I like thinking about that sometimes.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2019 07:34 PM (t+qrx)

189
I think I heard or read he had 13 kids....

Posted by: Tami



Did the play for the NBA?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 28, 2019 07:34 PM (GjuMR)

190 Willowed:
My pronouns for others are the standard male of female ones, depending on appearance. The individual doesn't like either of those, I will compromise on third person neuter, "it". Or if I'm feeling generous, "one".

Me? I'm female, deal with it. If you need a special pronoun, "thuri" will do. That's "My overlord" in Dovahzul.

===

Sorry, Horde. I shouldn't take my irritation at trying to make an X-Box controller work out in PC Oblivion out on y'all.

But all this pronoun nonsense is even more irritating, and I had to get it out of my system.

Posted by: Empire1 at October 28, 2019 07:34 PM (eFbQK)

191 170 >>>btw, I'm glad he blew up his kids.


if he has no heir, there is no Caliph in waiting.


Except given his proclivities he almost certainly has more.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 28, 2019 07:34 PM (BRpqW)

192 OF -- I couldn't log on to HQ for an hour or so. Was there a problem at Ace's end or was it my problem? I could open everything else, but not the HQ.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 28, 2019 07:30 PM (ncoc/)
.........

Same problem for me. I went elsewhere for a while, even got some work done.

Posted by: wth at October 28, 2019 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

193 170 >>>btw, I'm glad he blew up his kids.


if he has no heir, there is no Caliph in waiting.
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

Only blew up 3 of the brood, but it's a start. And no, I do not feel sad, he was raising them to be sociopaths like himself.

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2019 07:35 PM (U7k5w)

194 Astros fans chanting "Drain the Swamp", or "bye bye Al-Baghdadi"? Make a splash, Texas.

Posted by: Aw Shucks at October 28, 2019 07:35 PM (Bf3hj)

195 re 146: I dunno. King Saul killed himself rather than being captured. Maybe not courageous but understandable. Not that we would have really tortured Bag Daddy to get him to talk.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2019 07:35 PM (ZqRa6)

196 They thought they killed him, and they did.

But he's coming back, and now he's mad.

Bag(bag bag bag bag)
Dadi(dadi dadi dadi dadi)

Posted by: DamnedYanbkee at October 28, 2019 07:36 PM (O8SrN)

197 Trump's Policies Lead to Multiple Promotions Within ISIS...

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2019 07:36 PM (98WNR)

198 We should feed his body to pigs.
Posted by: bkeyser at October 28, 2019 07:05 PM (NWCvZ)

Opossums do the same job.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 28, 2019 07:15 PM (RUnSJ)


Put his remnants in a gabion crib staked in the tidal zone of the Med. A couple of crab cams for the world to watch. That is respect for his kind.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2019 07:36 PM (1g7ch)

199 re 192: yeah, me too.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2019 07:36 PM (ZqRa6)

200 I am not gonna past judgement on the killing of Dirty Baggy Beard until LeBron gives us his opinion.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2019 07:36 PM (Z+IKu)

201
Our media is far more dangerous to America than ISIS
Posted by: josephistan

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I wonder if it's too late to go back to that leak from 2015 and prosecute the bastards. I really want to see them start going down.

And good news, a portion of the Covington kids' suit is going forward.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2019 07:36 PM (7OILk)

202 if he has no heir, there is no Caliph in waiting.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)


A non-trivial side benefit for real civilization.
I wounder if he could trace his lineage to the child bride raped at age 9?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 28, 2019 07:36 PM (BiNEL)

203 Trump assassinates religious leader with radical views on LGBT rights.

Posted by: my bojangles at October 28, 2019 07:37 PM (+AUVB)

204 That's quite a collection of people who need to GTFO.

Posted by: DaveA at October 28, 2019 07:37 PM (FhXTo)

205 Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2019 07:29 PM (32YRo)

I asked up thread which one of these cuck-quisling takes LL was going to support. Obviously no one but "conservative blogs" thinks killing Alragheadi was an objective good.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 07:37 PM (nRWPy)

206 That fucker probably has 20 inbred hellspawn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2019 07:38 PM (3BlqQ)

207 Apr 1945: Spokesman for German Government kills children, wife, and self to inspire others to fight on.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2019 07:38 PM (ZqRa6)

208 hogmartin, please send the next issue of your newletter.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2019 07:38 PM (R6g1s)

209 if he has no heir, there is no Caliph in waiting.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

He something like a dozen children. The 3 he killed were just the closest he could get to.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 28, 2019 07:38 PM (TLxpZ)

210
anyone remember the movie THE NUDE BOMB?

I forget, but wasn't it a bomb that destroys everyone's clothes?

Anyway, we need to invent a STERILIZING BOMB.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 28, 2019 07:38 PM (GjuMR)

211 Summary: Everything OrangeManBad does is bad, no matter what.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at October 28, 2019 07:38 PM (lAJqc)

212 Hey everybody.

Sorry to threadjack but I have a question for the Horde this afternoon: what's a non sequitur? I like pudding!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2019 07:38 PM (6hyL5)

213 183 Who cares what religion they claim to practice. They raped, enslaved, murdered, tossed people off buildings, crucified, burned alive, used some as target practice, and used others as human shields. Not to mention the destruction of ancient treasures that can never be replaced.
Showing them any respect in death is honoring their actions in life.
Posted by: Aw Shucks at October 28, 2019 07:33 PM (Bf3hj)

I don't think we should be showing them anything but hatred, ridicule whenever possible, and should insult the hell out of them always. I don't recall any WWII movies where American or British soldiers worried about showing proper respect to the Nazis.
The media are nuts

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2019 07:38 PM (U7k5w)

214 if he has no heir, there is no Caliph in waiting.

I'll bet there are thousands who trace or claim kinship. Many of them, I'll bet, are not eager to s tep into that role.

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2019 07:38 PM (QrTqV)

215 As a hardened warrior who is absolutely not a Soros-paid minion ( I hate that guy), I'm deeply disappointed by the views expressed on this smart, military blog.

I'm here to warn you all that the military is losing faith in Trump. This business of pulling out of Syria just keeps getting worse and worse.

First, he denies our warriors the opportunity to take on the Russkies toe-to-toe and then he goes and kills Baghdadi but spoils it by being rude to him. Look, 11bs can be a rough crowd, but I saw a seasons first sergeant bawling his eyes out over Trumps mean words. It was just cruel to do that. No respect and I fear the whole military will just sit out the election because while Obama screwed us over, cut our funding and got our troops killed, he was super-polite to our enemies, which is the mark of a true warrior/leader.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 28, 2019 07:39 PM (cfSRQ)

216 The one thing I know for sure about Islamic Martyrs is that they are dead, in this world and the next.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

217 Depends on how much can be scraped off the walls.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at October 28, 2019 07:20 PM (qZdIZ)

There are no walls. They have done closed in.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 28, 2019 07:39 PM (dH/BH)

218 Only then can we move forward. You don't kill your way to victory. Real vets understand that. You win over your enemies with love, though I still hate never trumpers worse than I hate the clap.
Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 28, 2019 07:29 PM (cfSRQ)

You are getting too good at this.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 28, 2019 07:39 PM (nu45M)

219 While AoSHq was out got a few things done

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2019 07:39 PM (ZCEU2)

220 Deja vu all over again.

The more terrorists we kill the more we create. That was the mantra from 2003 to 2008.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 28, 2019 07:39 PM (2DOZq)

221 So we can't draw 'pictures', we can't disrespect their religion, we can't say bad things about them when we kill them.

Are you sure we're actually allowed to kill them? Won't that inflame the survivors.
You know, like that YouTube video that got the guys killed in Libya?

Posted by: DamnedYanbkee at October 28, 2019 07:39 PM (O8SrN)

222 Only blew up 3 of the brood, but it's a start. And no, I do not feel sad, he was raising them to be sociopaths like himself.

Posted by: CN at October 28, 2019 07:35 PM (U7k5w)


I think the WaPo style book would say he was raising his children as "severely austere islamic students"...

but "sociopaths" works!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 28, 2019 07:39 PM (BiNEL)

223 Abdullah Qardash is reportedly Bagdaddy's replacement. Wouldn't it be great if they could kill his ass within the next few days?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 28, 2019 07:39 PM (sWM8x)

224 d-man was / is the man.

Posted by: gunga din at October 28, 2019 07:39 PM (B+t5k)

225 196 They thought they killed him, and they did.

But he's coming back, and now he's mad.

Bag(bag bag bag bag)
Dadi(dadi dadi dadi dadi)

Posted by: DamnedYanbkee at October 28, 2019 07:36 PM (O8SrN)

So, would that mean it was, Bag End?

Posted by: Frodo Baggins at October 28, 2019 07:39 PM (NgKpN)

226 BREAKING MEDIA STORY: Nick Sandmann can sue the WaPo now with overturning of lower-court ruling...
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1188924389867294721

Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2019 07:40 PM (Dh1wo)

227 >>>215 As a hardened warrior who is absolutely not a Soros-paid minion ( I hate that guy), I'm deeply disappointed by the views expressed on this smart, military blog.

I'm here to warn you all that the military is losing faith in Trump. This business of pulling out of Syria just keeps getting worse and worse.

First, he denies our warriors the opportunity to take on the Russkies toe-to-toe and then he goes and kills Baghdadi but spoils it by being rude to him. Look, 11bs can be a rough crowd, but I saw a seasons first sergeant bawling his eyes out over Trumps mean words. It was just cruel to do that. No respect and I fear the whole military will just sit out the election because while Obama screwed us over, cut our funding and got our troops killed, he was super-polite to our enemies, which is the mark of a true warrior/leader.
Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet

thank you for your service.

what is "11bs"?

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

228 What do third world enemies respect? Shows of strength.

They do not respect flowery words and speeches, or utopian kumbay ya statements or "shared values" cliches. That's the kind of shit respected by the manicured elite of the Western world, so they assume it's universal.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 28, 2019 07:40 PM (qAR6u)

229 I continue to receive emails from Dems telling me that Trump is a threat to our Democracy. Send money now.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2019 07:40 PM (ZqRa6)

230 if he has no heir, there is no Caliph in waiting.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

Eh. Since he just declared himself Caliph, there's nothing stopping any other islamist asshole from declaring himself the next Caliph.

Posted by: josephistan at October 28, 2019 07:40 PM (Izzlo)

231 Give ALL of these media asshats a helicopter tour of the Battle Zone.

So they can have a first hand look.

Did I mention that we've chartered Air Pinochet for that tour? No? Well, sorry!

*shoves 'em out the door*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2019 07:40 PM (QzJWU)

232
The Media is a greater threat to America than Islam.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 28, 2019 07:22 PM (l9m7l)

Along with the left, if only there were a way for them to get exactly what they want without anyone else having to suffer for it.

Posted by: hogmartin

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I have an unholy vision of them being the first targets of whatever sicko terrorist whose whereabouts they've leaked.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2019 07:40 PM (7OILk)

233 >>>226 BREAKING MEDIA STORY: Nick Sandmann can sue the WaPo now with overturning of lower-court ruling...
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1188924389867294721


awesome

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

234 Al-Baghdadi was the Bomb.

Posted by: Washington Post at October 28, 2019 07:41 PM (XoC+W)

235 The Jordanian pilot ISIS burned alive was only 22, iirc. I hope King Abdullah told Nancy to eabod.

Posted by: Ever at October 28, 2019 07:41 PM (ZZDMQ)

236 >>> Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 28, 2019 07:39 PM (cfSRQ)

It is ridiculous when people post under false identities.

Posted by: Pierre Delicto, no relation to that delightful prankster Mitt Romney at October 28, 2019 07:41 PM (hvf9s)

237 andycanuck, good news!
Nick's going to be a wealthy, wealthy young man...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2019 07:41 PM (6hyL5)

238 Feed him to the pigs, Errol...

Posted by: Brick Top at October 28, 2019 07:41 PM (fQmLe)

239 #226 Sorry, "reverses" not "overturns".

Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2019 07:41 PM (Dh1wo)

240 Some of What I find interesting in all this is that the media, and that includes the neoclowns on camera, believe it is they who set policy, not the president. That of course would be laughable if they didnt have millions believing it too.

Posted by: Aw Shucks at October 28, 2019 07:41 PM (Bf3hj)

241 The first stage of Jihad is for them to make others feel sorry for them. Looks like the left is going all in.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 07:41 PM (nRWPy)

242 what is "11bs"?

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

About what was left of Baghdadi weighed when they collected the bits and put them in a bucket.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 28, 2019 07:42 PM (qAR6u)

243
210


anyone remember the movie THE NUDE BOMB?



I forget, but wasn't it a bomb that destroys everyone's clothes?



Anyway, we need to invent a STERILIZING BOMB.





Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 28, 2019 07:38 PM (GjuMR)

We already did that. The first one was called Fat Man and the second Little Boy.

Posted by: Richard Head at October 28, 2019 07:42 PM (LLUXC)

244 167 First thing I thought of when they started being all hoity-toity about respect was Ambassador Stevens being dragged through the streets.
Posted by: skywch at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (IWvy/)

That and the exchange of candy and presents in Jordan and Syria amongst the Palestinians when 9/11 happened.

Posted by: Moki at October 28, 2019 07:42 PM (mFoNl)

245 While AoSHq was out got a few things done


#MeToo. I went through all my bolts and found one that will close on the Go gauge in my problematic barrel. Now I won't have to exchange it. Apparently I was the victim of "tolerance stacking".

Happy happy joy joy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 07:42 PM (yQpMk)

246 212 Hey everybody.

Sorry to threadjack but I have a question for the Horde this afternoon: what's a non sequitur? I like pudding!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2019 07:38 PM (6hyL5)


A non sequitur is a conversational literary device, often used for comedic purposes. It is something said that, because of its apparent lack of meaning relative to what preceded it, seems absurd to the point of being humorous or confusing.


I cheated and cut/pasted from wiki. so the answer is suspect.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2019 07:42 PM (sy5kK)

247 yeah, fuck that rapist murder. They should stick pork sausage in the mouth or the head he left behind and catapult him into a trash scow. Film it and send it to Al Jazzera.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'its just an eating disorder!'' at October 28, 2019 07:43 PM (dMR4T)

248 what is "11bs"?
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)


Best to not ask too many questions. Just enjoy the security this fine warrior provides us all - and don't delve too deeply into the manner in which he provides it.

*stands - salutes*

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 28, 2019 07:43 PM (exGAi)

249 if he has no heir, there is no Caliph in waiting.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

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Keep in mind that Islamic culture doesn't use the European method of succession.

It goes through the generations, not the individual lines. That's why Saudi Arabia keeps having old dudes inherit the throne - it goes to each of the sons of Ibn Saud in turn rather than down the direct line.

So Baghdadi's kids would inherit only if all his siblings are dead.

This, by the way, is why when a new Sultan was selected, the hundreds of other heirs would be massacred.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2019 07:43 PM (cfSRQ)

250 You know what this means - they're gonna stop building our railroads and factories.

Is that what you want?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 28, 2019 07:43 PM (O8SrN)

251 Since he's a learned religious scholar, that means his version of Islam is the correct version, right? Not "Islam Means Peace."

Hey--the guy is a scholar.

Duly noted.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 28, 2019 07:43 PM (Ndje9)

252 what is "11bs"?

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)


I thought this was a smart military blog?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 28, 2019 07:43 PM (BiNEL)

253 what is "11bs"?
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11B is the MOS for infantryman.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 28, 2019 07:43 PM (sWM8x)

254 233
Ace, it's only 3 of the original 33 claims that the Carter-appointed Sr Judge permitted to be reinstated in the Sandmann case.

Posted by: Ever at October 28, 2019 07:44 PM (ZZDMQ)

255 Eh. Since he just declared himself Caliph, there's nothing stopping any
other islamist asshole from declaring himself the next Caliph.


The Shiites think the Caliph has to be a descendant of mO or mo's family. This guy convinced them he was.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 28, 2019 07:44 PM (nRWPy)

256

I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions, Commando Airborne Tactics, Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.

Posted by: Concerned Rock Hard Army Vet at October 28, 2019 07:44 PM (Izzlo)

257 When it goes hot it will be a pleasure to see these assholes dragged out of the WP and NYT offices and given blindfolds with their preferred pronouns up front and easy to read.

Posted by: Syzygy at October 28, 2019 07:44 PM (B3kya)

258 Anyway, we need to invent a STERILIZING BOMB.

I believe it's called Dungeons and Dragons.

Posted by: pep at October 28, 2019 07:44 PM (T6t7i)

259
Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet

thank you for your service.

Posted by: ace

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LO-effing ELL.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2019 07:44 PM (7OILk)

260 213 183 Who cares what religion they claim to practice. They raped, enslaved, murdered, tossed people off buildings, crucified, burned alive, used some as target practice, and used others as human shields. Not to mention the destruction of ancient treasures that can never be replaced.
Showing them any respect in death is honoring their actions in life.
Posted by: Aw Shucks at October 28, 2019 07:33 PM (Bf3hj)


Has any of the Democrat Press actually covered these news items in a complete fashion? No?

So, no wonder why those that support the Democrats don't understand what is going on.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (sy5kK)

261 It's been fun today! I have to run and get ready for a date. Guy is an honorably discharged navy vet, worked on a sub. Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (hvf9s)

262 I always thought a non sequiter was a comment that had nothing to do with the conversation at hand.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (dUJdY)

263 Trump sounds like an ISIS leader
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... who is also Hitler.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (/jBFL)

264 there were reports (which Obama wanted out there) that we had afforded OBL full and respectufl Muslim funeral rites.

Posted by: ace

Separation of Church and State?

Posted by: Austere Miklos at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (QzkSJ)

265 Baghdadi had 13 kids? Hell, there's probably that many any given morning at the Dearborn MI foodstamp office.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (C1Lsn)

266
Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?


Other than they're all homos, no.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (GjuMR)

267 261 It's been fun today! I have to run and get ready for a date. Guy is an honorably discharged navy vet, worked on a sub. Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?
Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (hvf9s)

His sexual orientation may disappoint you.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

268 242
what is "11bs"?



Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

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It's supposed to be 11B, that is the MOS for infantry.

Which is what every single anti-Trump veteran claims to be.

The douche who rolled in a couple of weeks ago used that jacked-up spelling so I rolled with it when I made this particular sock puppet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2019 07:46 PM (cfSRQ)

269 Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?


After the rum and the sodomy, watch out for the lash.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

270 Genealogy must be a bitch in the Muslim world. What with all the wives, rapein, and goat molestation.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2019 07:46 PM (+0AKE)

271 re 212: a non sequitor is like saying Obama was president and now ISIS is defeated.

or "Obama was president and now we're energy independent."

Or "I was Hillary on TV and now I have the runs"

basically means "it doesn't follow". Might not apply to the third example.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2019 07:46 PM (ZqRa6)

272
No? No one?
Posted by: DamnedYanbkee at October 28, 2019 07:22 PM (O8SrN)


You might want to run your question past John Effin' Kerry and James Taylor.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2019 07:46 PM (pNxlR)

273 Guy is an honorably discharged navy vet, worked on a sub. Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?
Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (hvf9s)

You own any mace?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2019 07:46 PM (cEsBM)

274 I have to run and get ready for a date. Guy is an honorably discharged navy vet, worked on a sub. Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?
Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (hvf9s)


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

nope

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2019 07:46 PM (t+qrx)

275 I remember when people like Boot would call you a commie if you took a breath in denouncing Putin for doing something they only had told you he had done.

Now, he can momentaneous defend the honor of a monster?!

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 07:46 PM (/jBFL)

276 We already did that. The first one was called Fat Man and the second Little Boy.

Posted by: Richard Head at October 28, 2019 07:42 PM (LLUXC)


Funny how the combined effect of a formal Declaration of War and massive destruction really gets an enemies' attention!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 28, 2019 07:46 PM (BiNEL)

277 Ace, an 11b is the job code for an army infantry enlisted soldier.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 28, 2019 07:46 PM (VcFUs)

278 > I'll bet there are thousands who trace or claim kinship.


Tens of millions, actually.
Mo and his family left lots of descendants.

That kind of thing happens when you have 50 wives apiece.
Also, by Shiite rules you have to be one of Mo's descendants to be a caliph, but that's not required under Sunni rules.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 28, 2019 07:47 PM (UUJXv)

279 166 -- Pixy -- Thanks for the reply. My internet connection wouldn't work at all last evening for about half an hour, so I didn't know if I needed to phone in a complaint or not.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 28, 2019 07:47 PM (ncoc/)

280 re me at 271: I meant "I saw Hillary on TV..."

been a long day

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2019 07:47 PM (ZqRa6)

281 Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (hvf9s)


He's probably gay.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 28, 2019 07:47 PM (TLxpZ)

282 Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?
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Don't drop the soap.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 28, 2019 07:47 PM (sWM8x)

283 It's been fun today! I have to run and get ready for a date. Guy is an honorably discharged navy vet, worked on a sub. Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?
Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (hvf9s)


Whatever you hear about Navy guys, remember that sub guys are worse.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2019 07:47 PM (aS1PU)

284 I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions, Commando Airborne Tactics, Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.
Posted by: Concerned Rock Hard Army Vet at October 28, 2019 07:44 PM

Remember that night me and my pals penetrated the perimeter and were scuttling all over your tents and sleeping bags? I never heard so much high-pitched screaming in my life. Best panty raid ever.

MAGA Make Arachnids Great Again

Posted by: patriotic face-sized spider at October 28, 2019 07:47 PM (COzlW)

285 It's so outrageously absurd for the Left to take this tact with Bagdadi killing, that it ends up accomplishing exactly the opposite of what the Dem media are trying to do with Impeachment. Which is, for X% of Independents to take the press seriously.

I know that I personally gave Obama credit for ordering the wet work on Bin Laden, and my recollection is, that everyone else did either. Bin Laden is my go-to when someone asks me if Obama did anything I liked or approved.

Of course you give him credit, because it was his to be had. And you do that, whatever the party of POTUS, on things like Bin Laden, Bagdadi and the Louisiana Purchase.

That they can't. That they actually TRY to "cover the news" like this, utterly beclowns them as buffoons of the first order, to be trusted by no one about anything, ever. This, a point easily observable, even for the 10% of Independents that read Washington Post with "an open mind." Laughable. Carry on, goofs.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 28, 2019 07:47 PM (DRgs8)

286 270 Genealogy must be a bitch in the Muslim world. What with all the wives, rapein, and goat molestation.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2019 07:46 PM (+0AKE)
Not to mention every guy being named Mohammed

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 28, 2019 07:48 PM (O8SrN)

287 Guy is an honorably discharged navy vet, worked on a sub. Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?
Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (hvf9s)

You own any mace?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2019 07:46 PM (cEsBM)


Bear spray!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 28, 2019 07:48 PM (BiNEL)

288 "non sequitur?"


It's like a homo without a fish

Posted by: the fish at October 28, 2019 07:48 PM (Tnijr)

289 261 It's been fun today! I have to run and get ready for a date. Guy is an honorably discharged navy vet, worked on a sub. Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (hvf9s)

Oh here we go....

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2019 07:48 PM (cF8AT)

290
I have to run and get ready for a date. Guy is an honorably
discharged navy vet, worked on a sub. Any warnings about navy guys I
should know about?

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (hvf9s)


if he yells 'man the torpedo!"....run.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'its just an eating disorder!'' at October 28, 2019 07:48 PM (dMR4T)

291 re 270: bah.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2019 07:48 PM (ZqRa6)

292 Twitter is a sewer full of leftists.

"At least Hitler loved dogs."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2019 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

293 Whatever you hear about Navy guys, remember that sub guys are worse.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2019 07:47 PM (aS1PU)


I HEARD THAT

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2019 07:48 PM (t+qrx)

294 thank you for your service.



Posted by: ace

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Yeah, so I guess satire really is dead.

I was trying to lay it on thick, but there is no upper limit of the stupidity, is there?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2019 07:48 PM (cfSRQ)

295 Yahoo this morning had a story 'A Tale of Two Pictures' featuring the pic of Trump during the Bagdhadi raid and Obama during the bin Ladin raid.

Guess which one they thought was a profile in courage and which one they thought showed a guy who didn't listen to the experts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 28, 2019 07:48 PM (oVJmc)

296 While I hate the lamestream media, they do have a point.



Trump was really disappointing on this. He could have been
restrained and professional, but instead he gloated and even stooped to
calling the guy a coward and dog.


Your point?

Posted by: pep at October 28, 2019 07:48 PM (T6t7i)

297 Not to mention every guy being named Mohammed

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 28, 2019 07:48 PM (O8SrN)


And being illiterate.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 28, 2019 07:49 PM (TLxpZ)

298 I saw Austere Religious Scholar open for The Grateful Dead at the Palladium in '76.

Posted by: Richard Head at October 28, 2019 07:49 PM (LLUXC)

299
Yeah, I wanna see the promotion ceremony for his successor.

Likely held at gunpoint.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 28, 2019 07:49 PM (KATBx)

300 A non sequitur is a general logic term for a statement that does not follow.

I am full. Big Lots has a sale!

---
"I was Hillary on TV and now I have the runs"
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That sort of implies causation, so that--if applied--is an post-hoc fallacy.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 07:49 PM (/jBFL)

301 Whatever you hear about Navy guys, remember that sub guys are worse.


They go deeper.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 07:49 PM (yQpMk)

302 Bear spray!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 28, 2019 07:48 PM (BiNEL)

I first read that as 'beer spray', and wondered whether it would be something like Natural Light or Keystone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2019 07:49 PM (2B9A/)

303 if he yells 'man the pinktorpedo!"....run.
FIFY

Posted by: pep at October 28, 2019 07:49 PM (T6t7i)

304
Hey everybody.

Sorry to threadjack but I have a question for the Horde this afternoon: what's a non sequitur? I like pudding!
Posted by: qdpsteve

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I think I see what you did there.

"I like pudding!" is a perfect non sequitur. It has nothing to do with the thing right before it. A non sequitur is something that comes after, but it just doesn't follow.

I like pudding, too. So I'm going to dye my hair pink.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2019 07:49 PM (7OILk)

305 They go deeper.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 07:49 PM (yQpMk)


...and stay down longer.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2019 07:49 PM (t+qrx)

306 How long does it take to bake an Abu?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 28, 2019 07:50 PM (O8SrN)

307 I saw Austere Religious Scholar open for The Grateful Dead at the Palladium in '76.
Posted by: Richard Head at October 28, 2019 07:49 PM (LLUXC)
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Really? Because I saw the refuse to open for the Grateful Dead.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 07:50 PM (/jBFL)

308 The assertion that Epstein died as a coward was contradicted by the fact that rather than be tried he hung himself.

Posted by: Max Boot at October 28, 2019 07:50 PM (eYD0A)

309 Didn't he say there would be so much winning we would tire of winning?

Posted by: navybrat at large at October 28, 2019 07:15 PM


So. Not. Tired.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2019 07:50 PM (rBtIz)

310 LizLem: The Marines are the men's dept. of the Navy. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2019 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

311 Hello friends, it is I - the Ayatollah of Investment Bank-ola, the Stormin' Mormon, the Man Above the People, the Conservative Severe with hair not touching the ear, the Alpha Romney !!! Mitt Romney !!! The man that, Good Lord and Brigham Young willing, will be your next President.

Friends - I know this severely disrespectful language regarding our war on terror by the the current occupier of the White House has you just as concerned as I am. Frankly - a dog's place is in a carrier on the roof of a station wagon ... and NOT on a battlefield. Rest assured, a Romney Presidency will never behave in such a cavalier manner. And also will only serve decaf to the press corp.


That's leadership you can trust. The kind of leadership you can expect from a Romney !!! Mitt Romney !!!

Posted by: Mitt Romeny, Tanned, Rested, and Ready at October 28, 2019 07:50 PM (exGAi)

312 281
Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?



Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (hvf9s)
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It is said that sailors invented sex, but the Marines were the ones who introduced it to women.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2019 07:50 PM (cfSRQ)

313 Guy is an honorably discharged navy vet, worked on a sub. Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (hvf9s)



Hoist the mizzenmast, steer clear of the poop deck, and full steam ahead.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 28, 2019 07:50 PM (Z1ykJ)

314 256

I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions, Commando Airborne Tactics, Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.
Posted by: Concerned Rock Hard Army Vet at October 28, 2019 07:44 PM (Izzlo)


You ARE good! dayum, got me to fall for it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2019 07:50 PM (sy5kK)

315 Ace 11B is the MOS code for our Combat Infantryman. The grunts who bear the most burdens in a ground war.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2019 07:51 PM (u82oZ)

316 Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (hvf9s)

You need to just ask him flat out if he is really and truly over his previous boyfriend.

Posted by: Trump'ette at October 28, 2019 07:51 PM (sJw8x)

317 non sequitur like thinking the sequel to The Shining will be SJW approved. Anyone read the book, Doctor Sleep ?

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 28, 2019 07:51 PM (2DOZq)

318

Max Boot, noted tough guy. Bagdarti was MANLY in the ay he went out, a MANLY way, a MAN would go out that way, if could could. It takes a lot of GUTS to blow yourself up ina MANLY way, he's a MAN's MAN. Manly, and STUDLY. MEN go out by detonating explosives on their body, MEN do that.

Max Boot is so MANLY his name is even MANLY.

MAX BOOT. Guy is virtually a soldier, he is practically a war veteran.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at October 28, 2019 07:51 PM (lg/F7)

319 >>>315 Ace 11B is the MOS code for our Combat Infantryman. The grunts who bear the most burdens in a ground war.


ah thanks.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

320 Strong horse vs weak horse.
Bid laden dead,....
Even when successful, the cucks apologize for it. Why would anyone take them seriously. "We regret that we eliminated the guy that planned a terrorist attack on our country. We respect his commitment to his religion and have afforded him an honorable burial."

Really? He pulled off a chickenshit sneak attack on soft civilian targets. Should have buried him with a pig.

Posted by: Simplemind at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (ZuGkg)

321 Make him show you his dolphin, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (yQpMk)

322 Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?
Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (hvf9s)


You have absolutely nothing to worry about - being a girl and all.

Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (exGAi)

323 Guy is an honorably discharged navy vet, worked on a sub. Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?
Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM

If he knows the lyrics to 'In the Navy' he's probably safe.

Posted by: patriotic face-sized spider at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (COzlW)

324 Precious only killed bin Laden to stop him from ratting out Iran.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (Ndje9)

325 My friends here in hell, we can work with this man, Abu Bakr al Baghdadi.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (LLUXC)

326 Why no post on the inquiry vote...?

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (aR6C/)

327 >>>'A Tale of Two Pictures'

i lol at it. my POTUS pic showed strength and resolve. the other one showed weakness.

Posted by: trapper's girl at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (HRaIF)

328 I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions, Commando Airborne Tactics, Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.
Posted by: Concerned Rock Hard Army Vet at October 28, 2019 07:44 PM (Izzlo)

So you were arnie in Commando. (side question: was the character's name 'Matrix'?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (2B9A/)

329 >>>317 non sequitur like thinking the sequel to The Shining will be SJW approved. Anyone read the book, Doctor Sleep ?


it seems like it's just Supernatural Creed.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (PbpT7)

330 Guy is an honorably discharged navy vet, worked on a sub. Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?


Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM


With those submarine guys, 160 men go out and 80 couples come back.

Posted by: Bert G at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (OMsf+)

331 It is said that sailors invented sex, but the Marines were the ones who introduced it to women.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2019 07:50 PM (cfSRQ)

Whoa, 'here we go is right'. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'its just an eating disorder!'' at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (dMR4T)

332 re 268: remember the guy who appeared with Kerry in front of a Congressional committee c 1971 and claimed to have committed all kinds of war crimes in Nam and it later turned out he'd never been in the military?

Kerry could have negotiated a settlement with Al Bag Bundy. He gets half of Jerusalem and we get goats.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (ZqRa6)

333 It is said that sailors invented sex, but the Marines were the ones who introduced it to women.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2019 07:50 PM (cfSRQ)

LOL

Actually I had not heard that one before LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (cEsBM)

334 What is this one finger up pose by the Mullah types?
It looks like a meme factory in the making


Posted by: Aw Shucks at October 28, 2019 07:53 PM (Bf3hj)

335 Why no post on the inquiry vote...?


Did it pass?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

336 That sort of implies causation, so that--if applied--is an post-hoc fallacy.
Posted by: Axeman
--------

*?*

Is a F->M trans a post-hoc phallacy?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2019 07:53 PM (eYD0A)

337 Non sequitur is also a type of Logical Fallacy.
The first thing in an argument having no relationship to the latter.

Posted by: Atilla the Hun, waits and watches at October 28, 2019 07:53 PM (w7KSn)

338 Has Creepy Joe mentioned the time he assassinated Hitler but very respectfully, his word as a Biden?

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 28, 2019 07:53 PM (Uu+Jp)

339 Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM (hvf9s)



You need to just ask him flat out if he is really and truly over his previous boyfriend.

Posted by: Trump'ette at October 28, 2019 07:51 PM (sJw8x)


You could always start humming the Village People "In The Navy" and if he starts to sing the lyrics...

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 28, 2019 07:53 PM (Z1ykJ)

340 215 Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 28, 2019 07:39 PM

click on sock and it goes to page of AH Lloyd

Posted by: Here To Help at October 28, 2019 07:53 PM (hkCNq)

341 With those submarine guys, 160 men go out and 80 couples come back.

Posted by: Bert G at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (OMsf+)
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Cue the dance scene from Hail Caesar.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 07:54 PM (/jBFL)

342 @katierogers

DOG UPDATE: The dog who aided the ISIS raid has an invitation to the White House "whenever he can get over here," per senior official. The president wants to meet him.


Wait for it.....

@BillKristol

FURTHER UPDATE: The dog has respectfully declined the invitation. She is #NeverTrump.


These people are just beyond parody at this point.

Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2019 07:54 PM (cF8AT)

343 Anyone read the book, Doctor Sleep ?



I liked it. I don't know why but the Trues impressed me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 07:54 PM (yQpMk)

344 I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit
Battalions, Commando Airborne Tactics, Specialist Tactics Unit
Battalion. I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.



Posted by: Concerned Rock Hard Army Vet at October 28, 2019 07:44 PM


Airborne, huh? *lifts*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2019 07:54 PM (rBtIz)

345 Why no post on the inquiry vote...?

Because it is not a real vote

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2019 07:54 PM (cEsBM)

346 Did the play for the NBA?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 28, 2019 07:34 PM (GjuMR)

............

I'm still laughing! Maybe NFL. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi-Cromartie.

Posted by: Molly k. at October 28, 2019 07:54 PM (C1NuF)

347 254 233
Ace, it's only 3 of the original 33 claims that the Carter-appointed Sr Judge permitted to be reinstated in the Sandmann case.
Posted by: Ever at October 28, 2019 07:44 PM (ZZDMQ)

But that is 3 more than he had.

And only one needed for conviction and a deserved smear of the Bezos Gazette. And a big payout for damages. And a spanking of their flailing credibility.


So let's get this show on the road!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2019 07:54 PM (sy5kK)

348 >>>Yeah, so I guess satire really is dead.

I was trying to lay it on thick, but there is no upper limit of the stupidity, is there?

no i understood it was a friendly sockpuppet doing a fake troll.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:54 PM (PbpT7)

349 "Elizabeth Warren called for the US to take any remaining members of the
Al-Baghdadi family as refugees, and be given asylum status.
"

not sure if that is true or snark, hard to tell these days. But the left has been trying to inspire leftists to kill Republicans, so would not be surprising if they wanted to import better trained killers.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 28, 2019 07:54 PM (Cus5s)

350
Trump: "A stitch in time saves nine."


CNN: Tonight, we have sewing expert Mx Leslie Percocet to tell us why a stitch in time is a misnomer...
Posted by: clutch cargo

==========

MSNBC: Today the president quoted noted slaveowner Ben Franklin...


(p.s. I have no idea whether Franklin owned slaves or not, but in the spirit of imitating the MSM I'm not going to google it and find out in 3 seconds)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2019 07:54 PM (7OILk)

351 non sequitur like thinking the sequel to The Shining will be SJW approved. Anyone read the book, Doctor Sleep ?


it seems like it's just Supernatural Creed.
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (PbpT7

The previews look decent if that's what someone likes.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 28, 2019 07:54 PM (2DOZq)

352 Posted by: patriotic face-sized spider at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (COzlW)


Beat me!

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 28, 2019 07:54 PM (Z1ykJ)

353 See, that's the problem with the Trumpkins.

I come here, trying to warn you people that Trump is simply pissing off all the army people I know, and you're just so mean about it.

It doesn't have to be this way. Pence is a good man, and if Trump is impeached, I'm sure the military will rally around him.

The other day I was talking to an 11m about how rude Trump can be and he agreed that he's tired of crying himself to sleep worried about whether the president will insult our allies or Congress. We need a change and impeachment is a great way to do it.

I hate Never Trump like I hate VD, but they do have a point.

Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 28, 2019 07:54 PM (cfSRQ)

354 You have absolutely nothing to worry about - being a girl and all.
Posted by: Strategy and Tactics at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (exGAi)


LOL.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2019 07:55 PM (aS1PU)

355 Wait...is this a jokes-about-the-Navy thread? Because, I have a lot of them...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2019 07:55 PM (eYD0A)

356 Is a F->M trans a post-hoc phallacy?

Not sure, but a M--> F trans is a post-cock phallacy.

Posted by: pep at October 28, 2019 07:55 PM (T6t7i)

357 It wasn't only Bagdaddy that the personification of evil, but do these media people not remember his organization decapitating on film, raping, abusing and enslaving women, setting people on fire in cages, throwing homosexuals off of roofs? They really are despicable. I expect most of them will be wearing che style bagdaddy shirts next week.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2019 07:55 PM (r+sAi)

358 Glenn Greenwald and Aaron Mate' > Every single NeverTrumper

Who woulda thunk that just a few years ago. The Age of the Falling Masks has certainly been enlightening.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 28, 2019 07:55 PM (1XNk8)

359 Is a F->M trans a post-hoc phallacy?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2019 07:53 PM


*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2019 07:55 PM (rBtIz)

360 Is a F->M trans a post-hoc phallacy?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Or a post-phallic hoax?

Posted by: Severely Austere Miklos at October 28, 2019 07:55 PM (QzkSJ)

361 Barky spent his whole 2nd re-election campaign running on" I got bin laden"

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2019 07:56 PM (R6g1s)

362
thank you for your service.



Posted by: ace

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Yeah, so I guess satire really is dead.

I was trying to lay it on thick, but there is no upper limit of the stupidity, is there?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

========

I thought "thank you for your service" was the most hilarious passive-aggressive troll-back I've ever seen. I mean, I think ace invented something there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2019 07:56 PM (7OILk)

363 If only Trump had given Abu Bakr al Baghdadi a well-deserved humanitarian award, Trump would be forgiven for all his past transgressions and would run the electoral table for 2020 with majority Democrat/Media support.

Alas, it just wasn't meant to be. The walls close in on Trump just a little bit more.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 28, 2019 07:56 PM (6eEQ+)

364 So what if ISIS resurges?

Orange Man Bad will just loose the American dogs of war on them again.

American dog of war after defecating:

- ISIS?

- I didn't eat ISIS.

Posted by: Marooned at October 28, 2019 07:56 PM (8hRlF)

365 LizLem


A true sailor appreciated good women. Especially after time at sea with 325 of your close male friends. Then once we hit a port, we were focused .

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2019 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

366 "Has Creepy Joe mentioned the time he assassinated Hitler but very respectfully, his word as a Biden?"

I expect Joe will start reminding folks of how "Me and Barack got Obama".

Posted by: f'd at October 28, 2019 07:56 PM (Tnijr)

367 It is getting harder and harder to parody reality these days.

Remember the commercials in 2004 with the 'noted' conservatives like Kirsten Dunst (whatever happened to her, btw?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2019 07:56 PM (2B9A/)

368 >>Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?


They run silent but deep.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 07:57 PM (/MciI)

369 Non sequitur is also a type of Logical Fallacy.
The first thing in an argument having no relationship to the latter.
Posted by: Atilla the Hun, waits and watches at October 28, 2019 07:53 PM (w7KSn)
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I dissent. I would say a fallacy is a known-fallacious relationship between a premise and a conclusion.

There is no relationship in a non sequitur, by definition.

I do know that people call it a fallacy. But there is no form. It's just two unrelated statements.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 07:57 PM (/jBFL)

370 Is there an opposite to finding the silver lining in a cloud?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 28, 2019 07:57 PM (NhgkA)

371 Concerned trolling is making a comeback?

Posted by: Aw Shucks at October 28, 2019 07:57 PM (Bf3hj)

372 The other day I was talking to an 11m
Thank goodness you weren't speaking to a 13b, you would've had to grunt and toss dirt while breaking sticks to make your point.....

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 28, 2019 07:57 PM (VcFUs)

373 >>>It is said that sailors invented sex, but the Marines were the ones who introduced it to women.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd a

lol

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:57 PM (PbpT7)

374 btw, I'm glad he blew up his kids.

I don't care how that sounds. The world is better off without anyone related to that man remaining alive.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 28, 2019 07:29 PM (GjuMR)


A War of Vendetta. I'm good with that.

Posted by: RickZ at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (Y8PSl)

375 Muslim burial??? He should be fried in bacon grease and then fed to dogs.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (h1jJh)

376 re 295: "Obama during the bin Ladin raid"

Obama looked like he was sitting on a box in the corner. Biden at least had a real chair at the conference table.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (ZqRa6)

377 So you were arnie in Commando. (side question: was the character's name 'Matrix'?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM


Yep. Alyssa "Cooke" Milano supporting.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (rBtIz)

378 There is no relationship in a non sequitur, by definition.



I do know that people call it a fallacy. But there is no form. It's just two unrelated statements.

Posted by: Axeman


I like paste.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (T6t7i)

379 226 BREAKING MEDIA STORY: Nick Sandmann can sue the WaPo now with overturning of lower-court ruling...

Posted by: andycanuck at October 28, 2019 07:40 PM (Dh1wo)

Never forget, in fact remind people constantly, that the Compost called Nick Sandmann a "domestic terrorist" and Baghdadi an "austere Islamic scholar"

Again, shows you our "betters" don't like Americans

Posted by: kbdabear at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (qAR6u)

380 what is "11bs"?
Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

Not as bad as 12bs

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (1g7ch)

381 Heh.

'Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet'

Well, by golly, if you're 'concerned', I'd better pay attention.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (eYD0A)

382 It's been fun today! I have to run and get ready for a date. Guy is an honorably discharged navy vet, worked on a sub. Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?
Posted by: LizLem

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Oh Geeze Hon, where do I start? If he asks for a short-arm inspection tonight, run like hell.

(That's third date material.)

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (Y4EXg)

383 >>> Oh here we go....
Posted by: Tami at October 28, 2019 07:48 PM (cF8AT)

Hah! Yeah it's a easy softball to tee up for the Horde. But I don't mind some actual nuggets of wisdom sprinkled in among the jokes.

He's a good guy, taller than me, has a bit of meat on him which I like, smart, good head on his shoulders. We have enough in common that I kind of want to see if this can go somewhere. Has three kids from two previous marriages though. I don't mind having stepkids, but three would be a handful!

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (hvf9s)

384 Is a F->M trans a post-hoc phallacy?
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It's a hock phallusy.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (/jBFL)

385 My pigs are left wanting.

Posted by: Mr. Wu at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (xpjtV)

386
it's only 3 of the original 33 claims that the Carter-appointed Sr Judge permitted to be reinstated in the Sandmann case.
Posted by: Ever

=======

Are they the 3 big ones?

I'm sure the lawyers filed everything in the kitchen sink.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (7OILk)

387 253
what is "11bs"?

---

11B is the MOS for infantryman.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 28, 2019 07:43 PM (sWM8x)
11B infantryman11B mortarman11A Infantry Officer

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at October 28, 2019 07:59 PM (tTLAA)

388 See, Trump should have given BaggedDaddy a participation trophy and this wouldn't be an issue.

Posted by: jsg at October 28, 2019 07:59 PM (XoC+W)

389 Concerned trolling is making a comeback?

Posted by: Aw Shucks at October 28, 2019 07:57 PM (Bf3hj)
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It never went away.

It is evergreen.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 07:59 PM (/jBFL)

390 "...ones who introduced it to women."

And then the fight started.

Posted by: Atilla the Hun, waits and watches at October 28, 2019 07:59 PM (w7KSn)

391 click on sock and it goes to page of AH Lloyd





Posted by: Here To Help at October 28, 2019 07:53 PM (hkCNq)

---
Well yeah.

I like credit for my work.

Posted by: Master Sock Puppeteer A.H. Lloyd at October 28, 2019 07:59 PM (cfSRQ)

392 Backtracking I guess everything was just peaches and cream while BaggedDaddy was alive teaching the Koran

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2019 07:59 PM (ZCEU2)

393 John Nolte is right. The media is pure synergistic evil.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 28, 2019 08:00 PM (FZ6yD)

394 209 if he has no heir, there is no Caliph in waiting.

Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

He something like a dozen children. The 3 he killed were just the closest he could get to.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 28, 2019 07:38 PM (TLxpZ)

Middle Eastern dynasties have had a different dynamic than the Europeans for millenia, probably because they have always had a lot of wives they cared little about, hence lots of competitive sons. The successor to the throne is not necessarily the oldest, but instead is the one who's able to most viciously and ruthlessly eliminate all of his siblings. In that part of the world, that's what it takes to be a strong Ruler.

It explains a whole lot of Saudi politics.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 28, 2019 08:00 PM (V2Yro)

395 Has three kids from two previous marriages though.

In different ports?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 08:00 PM (yQpMk)

396 374 btw, I'm glad he blew up his kids.

Posted by: RickZ at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (Y8PSl)

Honey, I Blew Up The Kids

Disney's #woke reboot

Posted by: kbdabear at October 28, 2019 08:00 PM (qAR6u)

397 So you're saying the complete lack of respect for the President, the Wiretapping, the framing and pre-impeaching him for the last five years will only make us even more determined to crush the Democrat scum perpetrating this fraud, while serving as a Recruitment Tool sending an ever-growing army of new recruits our way?

Sounds about right.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 28, 2019 08:00 PM (Ndje9)

398 That didn't work well. 11C is a mortarman, indirect fire.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at October 28, 2019 08:00 PM (tTLAA)

399 Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (hvf9s


They say third time's a charm.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 28, 2019 08:00 PM (2DOZq)

400 Rush reminded me today how they had to drag the JEF off the golf course so he could watch Osama get sacked.

Posted by: f'd at October 28, 2019 08:00 PM (Tnijr)

401 I did not know until this evening, that Joe Scarborough said PDT sounded like Saddam Hussein when he announced Baghdadi's death.

Un-fucking-real.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

402
176 >>> Posted by: Concerned Rock-Solid Conservative Army Vet at October 28, 2019 07:24 PM (cfSRQ)

Ooooh, well done sock. Our other resident socks are seething with envy while pouring themselves more wine.
Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019


Yeah, you have to read those two or three times to discern the underlying snark ... well done!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2019 08:01 PM (pNxlR)

403 326 Why no post on the inquiry vote...?
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (aR6C/)


No need.

Throughout the day, the Horde has mocked it for the pathetic nonsense that it is, in specific detail.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 28, 2019 08:01 PM (sy5kK)

404
post phallic ergo propter phallus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2019 08:01 PM (f1Vqw)

405 Backtracking I guess everything was just peaches and cream while BaggedDaddy was alive teaching the Koran
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2019 07:59 PM (ZCEU2)
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The austerity was a little off-putting, but you stayed for the religious scholarship.

Posted by: Max Boot at October 28, 2019 08:01 PM (/jBFL)

406 Bloomberg News, owned by a man threatening to run against Trump, also
digs deep down into its partisan lizard-brain to paint al-Baghdadi as a
rags-to-riches success story:



Bloomberg "news" is flat out hard core left and commie. The are nothing but lefties and Eurofags. When the great Pinocheting time arrives I will personally reduce that entire organization to rubble and everyone who works there gets canal duty. Except Taylor Riggs. She's got a spot in my harem

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2019 08:01 PM (UelFE)

407 He was a moderate murderer and rapist.

Now a really really bad murder and rapist is going to take over!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 28, 2019 08:02 PM (O8SrN)

408 Has three kids from two previous marriages though.

That's the way they all became the Bakr Bunch.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 28, 2019 08:02 PM (Ndje9)

409 Al Bagged Daddy's waving index finger was found!
ID'd in Bumfuck, Egypt.

Posted by: Red White and BOOM at October 28, 2019 08:02 PM (iXgcP)

410 This kind of daft coverage is what happens when people know what they think before the news even happens. For any decision, Trump is predestined to have chosen poorly.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 28, 2019 08:02 PM (H5knJ)

411
Caitlyn is a post-phallic tranny.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2019 08:02 PM (f1Vqw)

412 10cc > 11bs

For some values of b.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 08:02 PM (/jBFL)

413 ABC news has a different take - Trump had only six people in the Situation Room during the raid, while Obama had at least least thirteen during the Bin Laden raid.

This shows that: "The packed room seems to reflect Obama's more expansive team of advisers and his interest in receiving a broad array of opinions."

Trump had the Vice President, the National Security Advisor, the Defense Secretary, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and the Brigadier General supervising the operation. That's it.

Obama had Hillary, Brennan, Clapper, a deputy National Security Adviser, a deputy Sectrary of State, his chief of staff, "the director of counterterrorism" (quite possibly to have a second female in the room), the national security advisor to the Vice President and only one military guy (the Chairman of the JCS), plus the Defense Secretary, the National Security Advisor, and the Vice President.

The White House photographer was also in the room during Obama's operation, but was only brought in after Trump's operation was over.

Now, if you a running a college bull session, Obama's larger group might be superior, but since you are overseeing a military raid, perhaps you want a small group that can make decisions quickly, without a lot of discussion.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2019 08:02 PM (I2/tG)

414
I am not gonna past judgement on the killing of Dirty Baggy Beard until LeBron gives us his opinion.









Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 28, 2019 07:36 PM (Z+IKu)


This morning super genius and English major LaBastard tweeted: Man, these wildfires aren't no joke

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 28, 2019 08:03 PM (UelFE)

415 Has three kids from two previous marriages though. I don't mind having stepkids, but three would be a handful!
Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:58 PM (hvf9s)

Why he has two previous marriages would be important to know.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

416 Genealogy must be a bitch in the Muslim world. What with all the wives, rapein, and goat molestation.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 28, 2019 07:46 PM

They've all been marrying their first cousins since the 8th century. Probably helps cut down on the number of branches on the family tree.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 28, 2019 08:03 PM (COzlW)

417 While nobody has ever heard of me, I HAVE A BLUE CHECKMARK.

Allow me to repost my article that explains the death of a radical leader at the hands of an enemy MAY IN FACT excite radicals.

When this occurs you will recognize the counter-intuitiveness of this statement. No one but me could have conceived such a result. I am an EXPERT. I am all but CLAIRVOYANT.

BOW DOWN UNVERIFIED PEASANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

And orange man bad.

Posted by: Michael S. Smith II at October 28, 2019 08:03 PM (IUqw7)

418 It says something that HQ regulars posing as trolls can troll the HQ far more skillfully than the actual trolls can.

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2019 08:03 PM (yUKyn)

419 No True Scrotum

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2019 08:04 PM (/MciI)

420 Fucking deranged scum.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2019 08:04 PM (NVYyb)

421 I approve of my hash (courtesy of a visit to family).

Posted by: filbert at October 28, 2019 08:04 PM (yUKyn)

422 Nood
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=384009

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 28, 2019 08:04 PM (VcFUs)

423 Posted by: ace at October 28, 2019 07:52 PM (PbpT7)

330 Guy is an honorably discharged navy vet, worked on a sub. Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?


Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 07:45 PM


Only if he tells you he once caught a snipe.

Posted by: Archer at October 28, 2019 08:04 PM (0E35O)

424 Phil Mudd on MSDNC said no one should celebrate even the death of a terrorist the way Trump did.

Tucker is en fuego.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2019 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

425 Why he has two previous marriages would be important to know.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)


It's called polygamy.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 28, 2019 08:05 PM (aS1PU)

426 "The packed room seems to reflect Obama's more expansive team of advisers and his interest in receiving a broad array of opinions."

He was sitting there in his golf pants and shirt with a jacket over it.

Posted by: f'd at October 28, 2019 08:05 PM (Tnijr)

427 Why he has two previous marriages would be important to know.[/i[

Because his life, his lover, his lady, is the sea.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

428


nooood





Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 28, 2019 08:05 PM (GjuMR)

429 >>> A true sailor appreciated good women. Especially after time at sea with 325 of your close male friends. Then once we hit a port, we were focused .
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2019 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

Hah! I know this is a different kid of focused, but he's raising the kids on his own, AND going to school, AND has a job. His parents are helping out with watching the kids while he is in school. Two of their kids, bio mom wants absolutely nothing to do with them. I have no idea how anyone can be that cruel to their own kids. He worries he's not always there enough for them, but I'm trying to reassure him he's doing the best he can. It will hopefully be easier when he's done with school.

He said that being in a sub, that kind of day to day stress...school is nothing after that. He sees these young kids panicking over tests and is like hah you don't know what real panic is. Cool under pressure and very focused, knows what he wants out of life and is taking steps to get there. Very attractive!

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 08:05 PM (hvf9s)

430 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 28, 2019 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

431 He was sitting there in his golf pants and shirt with a jacket over it.
Posted by: f'd at October 28, 2019 08:05 PM (Tnijr)
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Hoping Valerie didn't catch him.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2019 08:05 PM (/jBFL)

432 Democrats mourn terrorists, burn down states (but only after turning off the electricity), promote widespread gang violence and gunfire killing schoolchildren, promote throuplism, and the mass murder of babies.

I don't like those people very much.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 28, 2019 08:07 PM (NVYyb)

433 ABC news has a different take - Trump had only six people in the Situation Room during the raid, while Obama had at least least thirteen during the Bin Laden raid.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 28, 2019 08:02 PM

Obama had everybody there except Obama, apparently. He was in Vegas with Reggie.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 28, 2019 08:08 PM (COzlW)

434 Imam Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Religion of Pieces.

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at October 28, 2019 08:09 PM (CPbFX)

435 >>> Why he has two previous marriages would be important to know. Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

First one he was young, dumb and in love; when the kids came he got religious again, she didn't, so they split. That is the ex that wants nothing to do with the kids. Second ex we haven't talked about yet.

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 08:09 PM (hvf9s)

436 386 Blonde Morticia

The three Sandmann claims are all about the claim Nick blocked the path and would not permit Nathan to retreat.

Posted by: Ever at October 28, 2019 08:09 PM (ZZDMQ)

437 He said that being in a sub, that kind of day to day stress...school is nothing after that. He sees these young kids panicking over tests and is like hah you don't know what real panic is. Cool under pressure and very focused, knows what he wants out of life and is taking steps to get there. Very attractive!
Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 08:05 PM (hvf9s)


Aw, joking aside, I hope it goes well for you. Have a good time!

Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2019 08:09 PM (t+qrx)

438 Oh no all my advice corgis are jumping to the next thread!

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 08:10 PM (hvf9s)

439 Non sequitur translates as "it does not follow".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 28, 2019 08:10 PM (f1Vqw)

440 The problem is that there is something Leftists, Libertarians, and too many others in between fail to understand:

We Are A Target By Being There.

The United States encourages and recruits enemies simply by existing and has done so since 1776.

We NEED to accept this and accept an even more unpleasant truth: because of this, we as Americans MUST be the meanest SOBs out there, willing to fight and DIE for the country and the principles that animate it.

Sounds harsh? This is what history tells us constantly.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 28, 2019 08:11 PM (8XSa2)

441 Thanks Hog!

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 08:11 PM (hvf9s)

442 LizLem

Sounds like someone to watch. Keep it light, don't ask for some squid humor (Subs until recently were the last male bastion in the Navy, and humor can be ... retarded).

Was he in the nuc part or the rest of the boat?

Nucs are in high demand, and even though they can be humorless checklist mastering intellectual giants, the command high saleries for that skill.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2019 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

443 396 374 btw, I'm glad he blew up his kids.

Posted by: RickZ

----

It would have been proper for the Wash Post to say his family was by his side at his death. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2019 08:13 PM (Y4EXg)

444 How much respect did The One with the Creased Pant show muslims when he was blowing up innocent wedding parties in Afgan with missiles from drones? Even if he was in on picking the targets for destruction. I'm sure the family members of the blown apart were grateful that the Creased One thought well of islam and gave a murdering terrorist child molester respect that is due under islam.

Posted by: Worc1 at October 28, 2019 08:13 PM (+uDPK)

445 >>No need.



Throughout the day, the Horde has mocked it for the pathetic nonsense that it is, in specific detail.

Yup. I see that. But because its hard to piece together the facts post shredding, I thought somebody might have had a recap. This whole being at work thing working on new USN bang bang toys doesn't lend itself to mocking politicians nearly enough.
I have heard "It was a resolution for an official inquiry" then I watched the video of Nancy saying "its not a resolution".

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 28, 2019 08:13 PM (aR6C/)

446 Not sure what part of the sub he was in Salty Dog, I'll have to ask sometime. He's in school via the GI bill, good for him. We aren't going fast, we both have stuff going on in our lives. But it's nice to have dates to look forward to with a good guy!

Posted by: LizLem at October 28, 2019 08:14 PM (hvf9s)

447 Please Russia don't try to shoot down our helicopters, because the stack of CAP we have doesn't want to come down there and blast your ass.

Posted by: Jean at October 28, 2019 08:14 PM (B7KlG)

448 Funny how the media are not calling dead baggy's and his kids deaths a murder suicide by him no? Thats how they would describe any western father that dragged his kids off with him and then used a suicide vest. Well of course they aren't pointing out that final bit of evil on his part.

And all the ivory tower idiots and RINOs saying that pointing out that the murderous scum died like a coward are idiots. What is their rationale to paint the bastid as a heroic martyr? Don't they understand that THAT really might inspire some muslims to go jihadi?

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 28, 2019 08:16 PM (cDw3P)

449 God luck, LizLem.

Tell him about the service advice you got here, and then show him your bear spray. And let him see the print of your concealed carry derringer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 28, 2019 08:17 PM (u82oZ)

450 63 So are they basically saying bin Laden was a Muslim? They're seemingly concerned about giving him a proper Muslim burial... but I thought he wasn't doing the real Islam. That's what we've been told, right? Islam is a religion of peace and those guys are doing it wrong. So why give them a proper Muslim burial?
Posted by: Haimerej at October 28, 2019 07:14 PM (6qNMG)

I like this take and Reaboi's point.

Media: Should've done Muslim things with his corpse or you'll offend the entire Islamic world.
Also Media: He is not representative of the Islamic world and the vast vast vast majority reject him.

Like I'm an extremely strict Zoroastrian but if someone is ever terrorizing the world and bringing shame to my faith you had better believe I will not care if you put their body in a Tower of Silence, and would in fact prefer if you could just not.

Posted by: Ahura Jones at October 28, 2019 08:18 PM (IUqw7)

451
LO-effing ELL.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


I know, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2019 08:18 PM (pNxlR)

452 Weren't they also raping and murdering Kurds and yazid s. I thought media cared about THEM.

Posted by: willow at October 28, 2019 08:19 PM (ohZNT)

453 I think the progressive view remains the enemy of my enemy is a friend. Re isis

Posted by: willow at October 28, 2019 08:20 PM (Nq5SO)

454
The call by Nanzi for an impeachment vote this week is a panic move. She knows PDJT is getting stronger after this. A snap vote ("hey, you wanted one!") with a better than even chance of failing?

Impeachment over! You go home now! You been jerking it four months!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2019 08:21 PM (pNxlR)

455 Hi Willow, lets go join the new thread.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 28, 2019 08:22 PM (cDw3P)

456 I believe Obama also helpedisis get their start re fast and furious incident. So

Posted by: willow at October 28, 2019 08:22 PM (rqGFN)

457 Palerider back frkn old thread?

Posted by: willow at October 28, 2019 08:23 PM (fxHbN)

458 Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?

They're called seamen for a reason.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 28, 2019 08:27 PM (pPNCa)

459 Oh well I shouldn't have swung by anyway I'm trying to be peaceful.

Posted by: willow at October 28, 2019 08:28 PM (pzJSF)

460 Do these idiots believe that normal Americans give a shit as how the rag heads goo was treated? Bring on 2020 elections schiffforbrains.

I hope the Dog gets therapy to get the nasty goat fuck taste our of his mouth.

Posted by: Dingbat at October 28, 2019 08:29 PM (MXaJk)

461 Phil Mudd cried that a HUMAN BEING died on PDT's orders. Max Boot is furious , and Joe Scarborough said PDT sounded like Saddam Hussein bragging about torturing people.

I'm beyond words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

462 Hi willow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 28, 2019 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

463 Kirsten Dunst: Her boobies got to sloppy to tape in place for "acting."

P.S. celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/name.php/260

Posted by: Jon Lovitz at October 28, 2019 08:40 PM (8hRlF)

464 458 Any warnings about navy guys I should know about?

They're called seamen for a reason.

But it's not ghey if you're underway

Posted by: Dingbat at October 28, 2019 08:42 PM (MXaJk)

465 Media: Should've done Muslim things with his corpse or you'll offend the entire Islamic world.

Also Media: He is not representative of the Islamic world and the vast vast vast majority reject him.




Also Media 2: We do not have cognitive dissonance, why do you ask?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at October 28, 2019 08:43 PM (lAJqc)

466 Wrap the corpse in bacon.

For the win.

Posted by: torabora at October 28, 2019 09:25 PM (eSDNf)

467 Isn't it strange how they expect Muslim burials and paint as a Muslim scholar, the guy who was in charge of an organization whose atrocities "have nothing whatsoever to do with Islam"?

Posted by: Mr Soylu at October 28, 2019 09:29 PM (IAGvD)

468 I see 465 made the same great point. Great point

Posted by: Mr Soylu at October 28, 2019 09:31 PM (IAGvD)

469 We heard this crap all the time early in the war on terror: "Killing them only makes them stronger." What a crock.

Lies this blatant make even the most uninformed Americans realize that our press truly is the enemy of the American people. The values of "newsmen" aren't even on the same page of the Venn diagram with the values of normal Americans. Media people are like space aliens in their disconnection from earthly reality.

Posted by: gp, Kwakwaka'wakw Carver/Artist at October 28, 2019 09:34 PM (mk9aG)

470 If treating Osama bin Fishfood with proper Islamic respect after death worked so well winning over Mohammedans where did Al-Bug-Eyed come from?

The proper answer to this "expert" nonsense is:

"Go pound sand in your ass, sunshine."

I piss on his grave. Enjoy hell.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 28, 2019 09:45 PM (BmkGd)

471 If I was running the show Osama and Al-Bug-Eyed would have both be dumped in the Indian ocean in trash bags weighed down by #10 cans of Ham.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 28, 2019 09:52 PM (BmkGd)

472 If ISIS & all the other jihadi movements have 'nothing to do with Islam' why do those pushing this oft-repeated lie demand at the same time that bin Laden, al-Baghdadi, et al, be given the 'respect that is due under Islam'?

Posted by: aelfheld at October 29, 2019 11:13 AM (IxDhF)

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