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Quote II The coverage of Obama was smotheringly, sycophantically, saccharin sweet. I mean, every day you had to watch out for your insulin level skyrocketing if you paid attention to it. So you would conclude that Obama was massively loved, massively adored. And then you would see polls on Michelle (My Belle) Obama, and her love was even higher and the percentage of Americans that admired her was even higher than The One. But Trump is actually more popular with his base than Obama was. Rush Limbaugh Quote III "All intelligence and access to al-Baghdadi as well as the identification of his place were the result of our own work. Our intelligence source was involved in sending coordinates, directing the airdrop, participating in and making the operation a success until the last minute,"Polat Can Quote IV “Children have no capacity to comprehend these long-term consequences, so the use of this drug in gender-confused children constitutes unethical experimentation,” “Informed consent is not possible.” Dr. Jane Orient, executive director of the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons Quote V On California today. If I wanted to live with corrupt politicians, shit on my streets, incompetent bureaucrats, and intermittent electricity I never would have left India. Gerard Van der Leun ![]() ![]() G&E stock is sinking rapidly. But, no worries! California Governor Gavin Newsom has a solution. …Gov. Gavin Newsom encouraged billionaire investor Warren Buffett to buy the troubled utility, which has been linked to the 60,000-plus-acre fire burning in Sonoma County. The fire originated near a company transmission tower that experienced a malfunction. Newsom wants Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway conglomerate to make a bid for PG&E, but Buffett has so far been silent about the proposal. The ONT is always looking out for you. TM How To Treat A Gunshot Wound Gunshot wounds can be one of the most devastating injuries a person can endure. Depending on the type of bullet, its trajectory when it hits you, and the location it enters, a bullet can rip apart internal organs, break bones, puncture lungs, and cause severe blood loss from critical arteries. Because gunshot wounds can cause such an array of damage, it would take years of training to understand how to treat them all effectively. But, there are things everyone can do to help buy time for a gunshot victim — primarily in the form of stopping the bleeding, keeping the victim stable, and seeking medical attention as quickly as possible. It also helps to have some prior knowledge of properly making/using a tourniquet, handling a sucking chest wound, treating someone for shock, and administering CPR. ![]() 45 people from Fort Hood and their families disagree. Killing people is wrong. So is attempting to take down the POTUS by leaking. I can damn well criticize anyone I wish to. After all this is still the USA. There is no chance in Hell that this will be the cause of my demise. Yes, You Can Overdose on Black Licorice You are what you give. Or are you? What Handing Out Full Size Candy Bars on Halloween Says About You, According to Behavioral Economists Boo-f*cking-hoo. Fringe people who proselytize face discrimination. Though mockery of vegans has long been commonplace, the true extent of that bias still might leave you surprised. According to The Guardian, a 2015 study by Cara C. MacInnis and Gordon Hodson found that not only have vegans faced discrimination, but that it’s on par with the hatred that a number of minorities face from bigots. Published in the Group Processes & Intergroup Relations journal, the paper concluded that vegans joined certain minorities in facing a level of discrimination that’s nearly without equal.Perhaps if they lived their lives each day without being in others faces their lives would be better. Frankly I don't care if you're a vegan, stay out of my grill. Positive news on the depression front. Anti-inflammatory agents, such as aspirin/paracetamol, statins, and antibiotics, can safely and effectively curb the symptoms of major depression, finds a pooled analysis of the available evidence, published online in the Journal of Neurology Neurosurgery & Psychiatry. Independence does have its rewards. In Puerto Rico, The Days Of Legal Cockfighting Are Numbered Nobody knows exactly how many fighting roosters there are in Puerto Rico. The breeders who raise them for cockfights say at least half a million. Two hundred and fifty of those live in neatly lined cages in José Torres' backyard in the mountain town of Utuado, and should the police show up to take them when cockfighting is banned at the end of this year, he has no plans to give them up. "I already told my wife and I told my mother," Torres said, "that anyone who comes and tries to take one of my roosters will have to kill me first. And I'm not the only one. There are thousands of us." Holy A 40-tonne fatberg the size of a double-decker bus has been cleared from a London sewer by Thames Water engineers who pulled out some of it by hand. The mass of fat, grease and other materials that weighed the same as three red buses, was discovered earlier this year clogging up a sewer in Greenwich, the water company said. It took three weeks for Thames Water workers to clear the “disgusting” blockage which at points took up 80% of the sewer’s capacity. They used a combination of high-powered water jets to blast it loose and removed debris by hand. ![]() Trick - Not A Treat. ![]() Oops. The wrong ingredients were used. Genius Award Winner. Police say a funeral in eastern Germany ended on an involuntary drug high when mourners were accidentally served hash cake. Ashley Adamietz is a senior at Foothill High School and was recently diagnosed with leukemia. One by one, the football players wanted to show their support for her. Each of the 57 players dropped a rose at her feet as they ran onto the field before the start of the game. The roses were orange, which is the color for leukemia awareness. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Moron Costumes. ![]() Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. Complaints? You can Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 30, 2019 10:01 PM (ECrgQ) 2
Wohoo
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2019 10:01 PM (onUG0) 3
Evening Horde!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg) 4
Woot! Now to call the Corgis!!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 30, 2019 10:02 PM (ECrgQ) 5
Boo!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 30, 2019 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ) 6
Woohoo!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 10:02 PM (+KLFa) 7
Damn.. refresh crack monkey.. Top 10 though.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 10:02 PM (+ldAm) 8
Hi
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2019 10:02 PM (jqQYw) Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2019 10:02 PM (Y4EXg) 10
Happy Halloween horde
(Ok 2 hours early) Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2019 10:02 PM (ZCEU2) 11
Haze gray and underway!
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2019 10:02 PM (jqQYw) 12
No chance at first. Not even top 10. Just posting whatever to try 'n make the board.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 30, 2019 10:03 PM (ZXxHR) 13
Howdy from Texas, y'all!
Posted by: Gref at October 30, 2019 10:04 PM (AMIL/) 14
Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 30, 2019 10:04 PM (XVuno) 15
Thanks for the ONT.
Well, Rush is right and he was wrong. Obama was supremely popular with his base: celebrities and the media. They are everything he had. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2019 10:05 PM (2B9A/) 16
My doling out a peanut butter-intensive selection of candies says that I like Reese's and I hope no children actually bum candy off me.
I kid, I want to see the little bratlings. Come at me, you little barsterds! Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 30, 2019 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ) 17
Helms hard a-port
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 10:06 PM (CDGwz) 18
lmao! That moron comment is hilarious!
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 30, 2019 10:06 PM (dUJdY) 19
I wonder what Liz Cheney's anonymous Twitter handle is? And speaking of Lucky Pierre, he seems to be staying low since that broke, doesn't he. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 30, 2019 10:06 PM (f1Vqw) 20
Halloween is almost here!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 30, 2019 10:06 PM (COzlW) 21
A 40-tonne fatberg the size of a double-decker bus has been cleared from a London sewer by Thames Water engineers who pulled out some of it by hand."
Jerry Nadler sighting!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:06 PM (V2Yro) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2019 10:06 PM (onUG0) 23
Abe Lincoln looks like he just had a 15 schnitzengruben night with Mary Todd and her three sisters.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2019 10:06 PM (XVuno) 24
So who knows the ship at the top? I'm guessing a frigate, but don't really know.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:07 PM (V2Yro) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:07 PM (aA3+G) 26
will be interesting to see if Laura ever books Yoo again
after he threw her under the bus on Fredo's show and the cherry is, Yoo thinks Trump is guilty of the quid pro quo that's not even a dime he turned on Posted by: REDACTED at October 30, 2019 10:07 PM (rpxSz) 27
Anyone heard from NZFrank about his hearing/appearance?
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 10:08 PM (PRXn2) 28
Ahoy, ſodomites and ſodomettes!!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 10:08 PM (7WaWV) Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2019 10:08 PM (jqQYw) 30
middle of 6th, Stros at bat now
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 10:08 PM (wuwpY) 31
That skeleton under the deck is awesome!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2019 10:09 PM (onUG0) 32
Zach is ballin'
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 30, 2019 10:09 PM (ug9e3) 33
Continuing the ghost thing, seriously if you believe in that stuff and ever think you have one. Just greet it and acknowledge it. Don't be scared of it. I always acknowledge them aloud. If they're making their presence known, they want to know it has worked. I thank them out loud and I mean it. I say hi. I always feel a little crazy doing it but I do it. They do not tend to hang around.
I feel totally weird talking about this stuff because it's kind of a no-no with Jesus and God. And I am 100% about Jesus. He is practically the only thing that makes sense of this crazy idiot world. But I also know what I've seen and felt. Posted by: ... at October 30, 2019 10:09 PM (uEbPt) 34
Looks like I'll be chugging aspirin. Hello winter.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:09 PM (lwiT4) 35
14 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 30, 2019 10:04 PM (XVuno) Spending the child support money on box wine and Xanax. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:09 PM (NWiLs) 36
Nice ONT!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 10:09 PM (q1Pj5) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 30, 2019 10:09 PM (Dc2NZ) 38
The Conservative Case For Sewer Fatbergs, next on the Dispatch
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 10:10 PM (wuwpY) 39
"Fun size" my arse. You make it to the mouse house, you get a full sized candy bar.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 10:10 PM (6qErC) 40
According to Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) you cannot question dedication to one's country.
Apparently she skipped 3rd grade when we learned about Benedict Arnold. Fucking legacy bullshit twits should not be allowed to run for office. Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2019 10:10 PM (1Vobx) 41
... Gov. Gavin Newsom encouraged billionaire investor Warren Buffett to buy the troubled utility
This is exactly the problem with the Reds: they think that everybody with any money owes them something to protect them from the consequences of their own stupidity. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2019 10:10 PM (RFAn/) 42
took the wrong cake from the freezer
This is why labeling is so important. Took many years and strange culinary accidents (mine) before Milady became a habitual labeler. Also, Howdy, y'all. Posted by: mindful webworker - honey, what's in this.. aaaagghhh at October 30, 2019 10:10 PM (RnSBy) 43
Anna, what manner of robo-nikko-entity are you going as this year?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 30, 2019 10:11 PM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 10:11 PM (6qErC) 45
Go Astros!
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 30, 2019 10:11 PM (4ZE6o) 46
Got the content read!
TonyPete, it's a gift...and pattern recognition. But mostly pattern recognition. And a fast refresh key. Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 30, 2019 10:11 PM (ECrgQ) 47
I'm planning to build a new deck out back.
You can bet'cher ass it's gonna get one of those there skeletons. Hilarious! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2019 10:11 PM (QzJWU) 48
Hey Everybody
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 30, 2019 10:12 PM (7ZQe3) Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 30, 2019 10:12 PM (UFLLM) 50
LOLOLOLOL the Terminator trailer is all about Arnold with much less grrl power
"They're afraid!" -- Kommandant Doogie Hauser Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 10:12 PM (wuwpY) 51
Dear Linn Ridge- I'm bad, but you really need to get life, Cordially.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 30, 2019 10:12 PM (J6P5a) 52
The Keith Richards pic as well is Jack & Marlboro kid are hilarious.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 10:13 PM (+ldAm) 53
Happy Wednesday evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT) 54
That Moron Costume photo is probably 20 years old, but it will never *get* old.
Posted by: rickl at October 30, 2019 10:13 PM (j/R1H) 55
Corbin's pitching about as well as Corbyn might
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 10:13 PM (wuwpY) 56
40-tonne fatberg the size of a double-decker bus has been cleared from a London sewer"
That's what tepid water and soap that doesn't emulsify get you. But it's good for the earf. Or so Greta says... Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 10:13 PM (6qErC) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2019 10:13 PM (onUG0) 58
Mentioned below, but, please, if you live in a red district that went blue in 2018, email/call your Rep and ask him/her to vote against this impeachment lynching. Nancy only has about 10 above the 218, so it's doable. PT needs our help.
Posted by: Ever at October 30, 2019 10:13 PM (ZZDMQ) 59
A young Sinbad was in that McDonald's McRib commercial.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 10:14 PM (VP1E6) 60
I feel totally weird talking about this stuff because it's kind of a no-no with Jesus and God. And I am 100% about Jesus. He is practically the only thing that makes sense of this crazy idiot world.
But I also know what I've seen and felt. Posted by: ... at October 30, 2019 10:09 PM (uEbPt) more people are in that camp than you would guess. Most all know it's not something you talk about openly, for a variety of reasons. I write the fun silly stories here; there are some serious ones I would never write about. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:14 PM (V2Yro) 61
How are there so many empty seats behind home plate for a Game 7 of the World Series?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 30, 2019 10:14 PM (TLxpZ) 62
Those skeletons on the top shelf of the twit's tweet are cool. Where can I get one?
Posted by: ALH at October 30, 2019 10:14 PM (jqQYw) 63
Someone big must have noticed the insanity ain't helping the Dems and told Obama to put out the word.
Posted by: davidt at October 30, 2019 10:15 PM (mU726) 64
Right now even Joe the Buck isn't annoying
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Squirrel sensei at October 30, 2019 10:15 PM (kfLSM) 65
i posted that when I saw 26. You guys are fast,
Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 30, 2019 10:15 PM (J6P5a) 66
61 How are there so many empty seats behind home plate for a Game 7 of the World Series?
Pee pee dance Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:15 PM (lwiT4) 67
But I also know what I've seen and felt.
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2019 10:09 PM (uEbPt) Like I said, I experienced things that felt like evil presences as a kid. They could have just been some kind of psychological manifestation of trauma (which there was plenty of, unfortunately), except years later my brother related similar experiences and we had never discussed it before. So I do think there's stuff out there that defies standard explanation. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:15 PM (NWiLs) 68
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"Fun size" my arse. You make it to the mouse house, you get a full sized candy bar. Posted by: Anon a mouse I have to make another candy run tomorrow, all I had on hand disappeared.Diabetic ghosts... Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (LOq4H) 69
I have a black cat sitting on my lap. Not creepy. Not at all. She's purring that same old tune. 'Black cat, black cat, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?
Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (UUkQp) 70
Liz Cheney: It's 'shameful' for Americans to be skeptical of anti-Trump impeachment witness -
"Questioning the patriotism - questioning the dedication to country - of people like Lieutenant Colonel Vindman and others who have testified (is shameful)." I'm not questioning his patriotism, or his dedication to the USA. He can be the greatest soldier since since Audie Murphy, and he could have a partisan political axe to grind, and his concept of dedication to country may be different than mine or of many, many others. And I don't think wearing a uniform and earning combat awards means you will never lie. Posted by: Gref at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (AMIL/) 71
Dear Linn Ridge- I'm bad, but you really need to get life, Cordially.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 30, 2019 10:12 PM (J6P5a) Get a life? Should I just take the first one I come to or did you have a specific one in mind? Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (ECrgQ) 72
evening all
Posted by: wing at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (JFzNN) 73
I went out and bought an immense amount of candy, and forgot I'm subbing tomorrow night.
I think I'll just leave it all on the porch and hope for the best. Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT) 74
64 Right now even Joe the Buck isn't annoying
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Squirrel sensei at October 30, 2019 10:15 PM (kfLSM) Opioids? Pot? Or French liqueur? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G) 75
Tom Servo
Arleigh Burke class DDG. As Mike Hammer says, in a left full rudder turn with a swell from off the current port bow. Looks like it is going All Ahead Flank. (around 27-30 knots). The ship is probably exercising the crew at a battle simulations drill, due to the battle ensign off the aft mast. The ship is at general quarters, but this is not an ASW scenario. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (u82oZ) 76
Shoot
Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (lwiT4) 77
PT needs our help.
He's fine. The last thing the Democrats want is attention placed on the Ukraine. Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (jyVW0) 78
And God said to Satan "where have you been?" And Satan replied "wandering back and forth across the face of the earth."
See? Simple explanation, no such thing as ghosts. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (ZqRa6) 79
> This is why labeling is so important. Took many years and strange
culinary accidents (mine) before Milady became a habitual labeler. My mother had a story about friends of hers involving leftover dog food being mistaken for spam. According to the husband involved, it actually made a pretty tasty sandwich. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 30, 2019 10:17 PM (/A5sX) 80
I feel totally weird talking about this stuff because it's kind of a no-no with Jesus and God.
Really? Why would they care? I can see the argument for not messing with demonic things and such, but why would the Good Lord care if someone's dad came back as/ poked a mouse for a hot second to prank his wife? Or wanted to hang around their old place for a few days, or comfort a grieving love one? Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 10:17 PM (PRXn2) 81
thnx for bringing back the jd and smokes pic, MH.
Posted by: trapper's girl at October 30, 2019 10:17 PM (HRaIF) 82
liz cheney just isn't very smart. like most political animals. politics, is the last refuge for blowhard fucktards. bla,bla, bla.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 30, 2019 10:18 PM (KP5rU) 83
77 PT needs our help.
He's fine. The last thing the Democrats want is attention placed on the Ukraine. Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (jyVW0) I'm close to the Ukie community in Ohio and I was told today that the Democrats have been laundering money in the Ukraine on a massive scale. Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT) 84
Yes, You Can Overdose on Black Licorice
..... I recently bartended a Bar Mitzvah (sp?) of about 220 attendees that lasted 5 hours. Sadly, my tips amounted to $18 for the entire evening, which fairly well made be quite irritable. But....the organizer of the event had purchased a case of Arak for the guests to enjoy. at the end of the event he had a few bottles left and was nice enough to give me a bottle. It is an anisette, similar to Ouzo, Raki or Sambuca. In any event, I was telling some of the folks I was training last night about it and they asked if I had tried it yet and I had not. They asked why not, I should crack it open. And so I did. And then I had more. And then I had quite a bit more. And by 3 a.m., I had finished the entire fifth of it and was completely obliterated. I will say this, I don't know if death by black licorice is a particularly gruesome end, but I can tell head-splitting headache by black licorice liquor definitely sucks an enormous donkey d*ck of epic proportions. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2019 10:18 PM (YA914) 85
78 And God said to Satan "where have you been?" And Satan replied "wandering back and forth across the face of the earth."
And this is why I can't go to Madison Wisconsin. Not even lying. Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:19 PM (lwiT4) 86
Posted by: trapper's girl at October 30, 2019 10:17 PM (HRaIF)
Glad you enjoyed! After all these years it still cracks me up. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:19 PM (aA3+G) 87
How are there so many empty seats behind home plate for a Game 7 of the World Series?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 30, 2019 10:14 PM (TLxpZ) The flasher girls have been banninated. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 10:19 PM (q1Pj5) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 10:20 PM (wuwpY) Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 10:20 PM (6qErC) Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 30, 2019 10:20 PM (UFLLM) 91
And I don't think wearing a uniform and earning combat awards means you will never lie.
Posted by: Gref at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (AMIL/) Benedict Arnold was a patriotic uniform wearing combat hero until one day he decided he wasn't! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 10:20 PM (BiNEL) 92
I recently bartended a Bar Mitzvah (sp?) of about 220 attendees that lasted 5 hours. Sadly, my tips amounted to $18 for the entire evening
Sometimes stereotypes get self-reinforced. Jeez. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:20 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 10:20 PM (+KLFa) 94
Zach is ballin'
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 30, 2019 10:09 PM (ug9e3) Around here we refer to him as ... The Greatness.....That Is....Zach Greinke. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 30, 2019 10:20 PM (PD4UQ) 95
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2019 10:18 PM (YA914)
Ugh. And best wishes for a speedy recovery. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G) 96
That's what tepid water and soap that doesn't emulsify get you. But it's good for the earf. Or so Greta says... Posted by: Anon a mouse --------- One word: Boron Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 10:21 PM (xSo9G) 97
85 78 And God said to Satan "where have you been?" And Satan replied "wandering back and forth across the face of the earth."
And this is why I can't go to Madison Wisconsin. Not even lying. Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:19 PM (lwiT4) The devil lives in Madison? I thought he went down to Georgia. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 10:21 PM (6qErC) 99
Not a super exciting game 7 so far. I think the over/under was around 8.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2019 10:21 PM (r+sAi) 100
85; same here, grammie. only been there twice in my life. still shudder about that place. satan runs a bar on state street. i'm sure of it.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 30, 2019 10:22 PM (KP5rU) 101
You know what's "fun sized"? Alice Little, q.v.... That's what!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 10:22 PM (7WaWV) 102
Adam Schiff is a malignant gland-head. That is all.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2019 10:22 PM (onUG0) 103
88 "Really? Why would they care?"
Because it can lead to animism and ancestor-worship. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 10:20 PM (wuwpY) And before you know it, you're playing card games and listening to rock and roll music. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 30, 2019 10:22 PM (UFLLM) 105
40-Tonne Fatberg is a Grateful Dead cover band. I don't know if I saw them or not because, that night, well, wow
Posted by: mindful webworker - they were phat at October 30, 2019 10:22 PM (RnSBy) 106
Yes, You Can Overdose on Black Licorice
But eating large amounts of licorice has to have some downside, and the FDA has confirmed: enough glycyrrhizin (its tasty component) can reduce potassium levels in the body, which occasionally results in "abnormal heart rhythms, as well as high blood pressure, edema (swelling), lethargy, and congestive heart failure." The risk seems to only be in people over 40. I picked up some groceries for my MIL today. This was on her list. Anything I say now will shoot me straight to hell..... Posted by: Tami at October 30, 2019 10:22 PM (cF8AT) 107
And this is why I can't go to Madison Wisconsin. Not even lying. Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:19 PM (lwiT4) The devil lives in Madison? I thought he went down to Georgia. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:21 PM He went back after that run-in with Charlie Daniels. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:22 PM (V2Yro) 108
Because it can lead to animism and ancestor-worship.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 10:20 PM (wuwpY) And before you know it, you're playing card games and listening to rock and roll music. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs) And then, the dancing! Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (q1Pj5) 109
And before you know it, you're playing card games and listening to rock and roll music. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs) And dancing...... Yes I'm looking at you a certain Lutheran HS Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G) 110
But, there are things everyone can do to help buy time for a gunshot victim - primarily in the form of stopping the bleeding, keeping the victim stable, and seeking medical attention as quickly as possible.
Duh. Yeah, try to stop the bleeding and get medical attention. Who woulda thought? Posted by: cfo mom at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (RfzVr) 111
The devil lives in Madison? I thought he went down to Georgia.
No lie. I cannot go to that town. I can't breathe. Rev can attest. Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (lwiT4) 112
97 85 78 And God said to Satan "where have you been?" And Satan replied "wandering back and forth across the face of the earth."
And this is why I can't go to Madison Wisconsin. Not even lying. Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:19 PM (lwiT4) The devil lives in Madison? I thought he went down to Georgia. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs) The " Symbolic gates of Hell" are located on Middle Path at Kenyon College in Gambier, Ohio. Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT) 113
Misanthropic Humanitarian
Another is a series of great ONTs. Thank you. You have a gift. Thanks for tonights picture. But your landscapes and farm pictures are calming and pastoral. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (u82oZ) 114
The whole "how dare you question a vet" thing is a classic appeal to authority. It's a logical fallacy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - haints ain't no friends o' mine at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (H5knJ) 115
Crap
Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (lwiT4) 116
Glans head. Fn autocorrect
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (onUG0) 117
"24 So who knows the ship at the top? I'm guessing a frigate, but don't really know."
Fast ship going in harm's way. Posted by: Cosda at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (M11co) 118
HR Nats. 2-1. top of 7th
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (Dhht7) 119
102
Adam Schiff is a malignant gland-head. That is all. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings Isn't telling a witness what to do, not to do, tampering? Obstruction? Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 30, 2019 10:24 PM (LOq4H) 120
Really? Why would they care?"
Because it can lead to animism and ancestor-worship. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 10:20 PM (wuwpY) And before you know it, you're playing card games and listening to rock and roll music. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs) And DANCING. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 10:24 PM (PRXn2) 121
2-1.. Rendon smoked it.. back-to-back?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 10:24 PM (+ldAm) 122
No lie. I cannot go to that town. I can't breathe. Rev can attest.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (lwiT4) Yikes. I know there's an uber-left-wing university campus there and all, which would probably leave me short of breath. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:24 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - haints ain't no friends o' mine at October 30, 2019 10:24 PM (H5knJ) Posted by: trapper's girl at October 30, 2019 10:24 PM (HRaIF) 125
> "The Days Of Legal Cockfighting Are Numbered"
Great. Now all that time I spent greasing my zippers is just wasted. Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 30, 2019 10:24 PM (/A5sX) Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM (6qErC) 127
Uh, when I clicked on the ship, I get routed to Three Dog Night singing Old Fashioned Love Song.
I haven't touched a bong in decades! Honest! Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM (Y4EXg) Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM (WqPYg) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM (YA914) 130
I'm sure there must have been some military people who got trashed in the news media for criticizing Barky. But that would be different.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM (ZqRa6) 131
Rendon is the MVP, regardless of the outcome.
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM (PRXn2) 132
111 The devil lives in Madison? I thought he went down to Georgia.
No lie. I cannot go to that town. I can't breathe. Rev can attest. Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (lwiT4) Do you sense evil there? Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT) 133
Shit now it's 2-1 Astros. C'mon Stros..
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM (dUJdY) 134
I gotta admit that Madison has one of the most beautiful State Capitol buildings I've seen. I like to visit State Capitols, tells you a lot about a place, mostly what it thinks about itself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM (V2Yro) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM (aA3+G) 136
The whole "how dare you question a vet" thing is a classic appeal to authority. It's a logical fallacy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - haints ain't no friends o' mine at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (H5knJ) Like the "believe all women" theme! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM (BiNEL) 137
the whole city of madison sucks ass. i hate that place. just bad joo joo.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 30, 2019 10:26 PM (KP5rU) 138
Did you see the NEWS?? Trump did something, something. He must be IMPEACHED!!!!!
(This is getting old. I don't even know the reason today. Impeach already!!) Posted by: WaterCow at October 30, 2019 10:26 PM (ZXxHR) 139
re 119: well, not when Bill Clinton did it. Precedent is always important if it keeps a Democrat out of trouble.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 30, 2019 10:26 PM (ZqRa6) Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 10:27 PM (7WaWV) 141
Weird Dave doing the Halloween ONT...
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:27 PM (RU4sa) 142
Do you sense evil there?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT) Overwhelmingly so. Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:27 PM (lwiT4) 143
Should be a hoot.
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:27 PM (RU4sa) 144
Isn't telling a witness what to do, not to do, tampering? Obstruction?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 30, 2019 10:24 PM (LOq4H) Not if you're a Democrat pursuing a Republican! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 10:27 PM (BiNEL) Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 10:27 PM (PRXn2) 146
The devil lives in Madison? I thought he went down to Georgia."
Only when searching for souls. Already has plenty from up north... Heh Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 10:27 PM (6qErC) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 30, 2019 10:28 PM (u82oZ) 148
He's fine. The last thing the Democrats want is attention placed on the Ukraine.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (jyVW0) I hope you are right, bc I just read the Resolution Rules and they are not anything like previous Rules. Nothing is permitted to be entered as evidence or witnesses called unless acceptable to Schiff and Nadler. No exculpatory evidence will be provided from the closely held depositions. And, if Nadler decides that PT has not been forthcoming w witnesses and documents, he can deny any involvement by PT's attorney when it moves from Schiff to Nadler/Judiciary. Posted by: Ever at October 30, 2019 10:28 PM (ZZDMQ) 149
106 Yes, You Can Overdose on Black Licorice
Consuming too much of anything, even DHMO, can cause physical problems or death. Posted by: Gref at October 30, 2019 10:28 PM (AMIL/) 150
hiya
Posted by: JT at October 30, 2019 10:28 PM (arJlL) 151
Weird Dave doing the Halloween ONT...
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:27 PM (RU4sa) I hear it's HaONTed. Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2019 10:28 PM (t+qrx) 152
> I gotta admit that Madison has one of the most beautiful State Capitol buildings I've seen.
When I was there you could still go up in the dome and even walk around on the outside of it. This was well after 9/11. Surprised the hell out of me that they still allowed that. Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 30, 2019 10:29 PM (/A5sX) 153
lol
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:29 PM (RU4sa) 154
Damnit Houston, you had one job to do.
Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2019 10:29 PM (UUkQp) 155
123 I liked Madison.
Adams-Friendship on the other hand . . . Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - haints ain't no friends o' mine at October 30, 2019 10:24 PM (H5knJ) oh, my! My 20th year, I spent the entire summer in a cabin in the woods near a little lake about 10 miles southeast of Adams-Friendship. I still remember the one grocery store they had. I needed a summer job, and he got me a job driving a harvester for the Oconomowoc Canning Company. It was a good summer, the summer Mt. St. Helens exploded. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:29 PM (V2Yro) 156
Smoltz on Rendon after he hits the home run: "He has no heart beat."
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM (WqPYg) -------- That's what's fun about listening to Smoltz. You never knew what you never knew until he tells you. Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 10:29 PM (aXucN) 157
(This is getting old. I don't even know the reason today. Impeach already!!)
Posted by: WaterCow at October 30, 2019 10:26 PM We have to impeach this president to find out what he's guilty of? Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 10:29 PM (7WaWV) 158
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:29 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 30, 2019 10:30 PM (rM6Mf) Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 10:30 PM (aXucN) 161
Ruh-roh
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 30, 2019 10:30 PM (TLxpZ) 162
*facepalm*
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 10:30 PM (wuwpY) 163
What? Oh no!
Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:30 PM (lwiT4) 164
Dammit to hell. The Nats are gonna win this.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 30, 2019 10:30 PM (dUJdY) 165
I don't like animal cruelty one bit, and I wouldn't attend a cockfight. But I have no sympathy for chickens.
Their only redeeming quality is that they are proof that G-d loves man. An absolutely delicious, nutritious, low-fat flightless meat melon with an IQ of approximately -100, easier to catch than a cold, and with a personality so horrible that killing them isn't just guiltless - it's a relief. Almost the perfect creature. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 30, 2019 10:30 PM (e/H31) 166
Ugh.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 30, 2019 10:30 PM (Dhht7) 167
Under threat of torture and death, I would have sworn this was the 4th game of the World Series.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 30, 2019 10:30 PM (ZXxHR) 168
I'm going as an ORCA for trick or treating this Halloween.
Posted by: Mitt Romney Loves Playing Dress-Up at October 30, 2019 10:30 PM (COzlW) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2019 10:30 PM (r+sAi) 170
134 I gotta admit that Madison has one of the most beautiful State Capitol buildings I've seen. I like to visit State Capitols, tells you a lot about a place, mostly what it thinks about itself.
Posted by: Tom Servo ------- Same here and agree, it's very nice. I highly recommend the Indiana state capital in Indianapolis as well. Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 10:30 PM (+ldAm) 171
Double drat!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 10:30 PM (q1Pj5) 172
121
2-1.. Rendon smoked it.. back-to-back? Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 10:24 PM (+ldAm) ________ CRAP! You called it ... Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 10:31 PM (WqPYg) 173
I question my vet all the time! Sumbich wants to cut off 3 of my 5 balls 'so I'll slow down.' As if... Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 30, 2019 10:31 PM (UFLLM) 174
I'm going to bed. I'm not watching this crap.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:31 PM (lwiT4) 175
Holy Shittttyyy.. 3-2 Nats.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 10:31 PM (+ldAm) 176
"Yes, You Can Overdose on Black Licorice
But eating large amounts of licorice has to have some downside, and the FDA has confirmed: enough glycyrrhizin (its tasty component).." Weird. None of the black licorice I ever ate had a "tasty" component. Posted by: Grimaldi at October 30, 2019 10:31 PM (6K3U5) 177
Oops not long enough maybe.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2019 10:31 PM (r+sAi) 178
HOWIE! Bout damn time.
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 10:31 PM (PRXn2) Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 30, 2019 10:32 PM (UFLLM) 180
> This was well after 9/11. Surprised the hell out of me that they still allowed that.
And apparently you still can, even now. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 30, 2019 10:32 PM (/A5sX) 181
lol grammie.. I'm with you.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 30, 2019 10:32 PM (dUJdY) 182
Ilhan Omar voted "present" on a House resolution condemning the Armenian genocide. Actually, it's surprising that she didn't vote "no", considering that she is one of Erdogan's toadies.
But her reasoning was interesting - you aren't allowed to condemn any particular genocide, unless you simultaneously condemn all other genocides. She specified some examples: A true acknowledgment of historical crimes against humanity must include both the heinous genocides of the 20th century, along with earlier mass slaughters like the transatlantic slave trade and Native American genocide, which took the lives of hundreds of millions of indigenous people in this country So, she referred only obliquely to the Holocaust (of course), but the two examples she cites are interesting. Why did she cite the transatlantic slave trade, and not the Arab slave trade, which went on longer and involved more people? Oh yeah, the Arab slave trade was conducted by Muslims, and the Somalis were prominent slavers. Can't mention that. But the "hundreds of millions of indigenous people in this country"? Where did she get she get that from? Looking at Wikipedia, the maximum estimated native population of North America is 16 million, and the usual estimates are 2.1 to 7 million people. Does she think that Native American tribes had teeming multimillion person urban areas with their near-Stone Age technology? Bottom line: she's an idiot. But we already knew that. Another minor point: although Leftists like to call the rapid decline in the population of American natives a "genocide", it's wasn't - it was the inadvertent introduction of European diseases that caused this. It would make as much sense to accuse the Mongols of "genocide" for introducing the Black Death to Europe. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2019 10:32 PM (I2/tG) 183
Heh
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 30, 2019 10:33 PM (ug9e3) Posted by: ... at October 30, 2019 10:33 PM (uEbPt) 185
If someone showed up in those costumes in the last pic, I'd just give them all the candy.
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:33 PM (RU4sa) 186
Shouldn't have pulled Greinke.
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 10:33 PM (PRXn2) 187
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:15 PM (NWiLs)
I remember you telling the story earlier this year. So weird. Posted by: ... at October 30, 2019 10:33 PM (uEbPt) 188
BREAKING: The New Jersey Devils lost again.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 30, 2019 10:34 PM (ZXxHR) 189
Breitbart news headline: "Cory Booker Announces Girlfriend Rosario Dawson will Join Campaign Trail in Iowa"
You'd think that wouldn't be noteworthy for someone so fiercely heterosexual. Posted by: Grimaldi at October 30, 2019 10:34 PM (6K3U5) Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:34 PM (RU4sa) 191
174 I'm going to bed. I'm not watching this crap.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:31 PM (lwiT4) We aren't that bad. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:35 PM (aA3+G) 192
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123 I liked Madison. Adams-Friendship on the other hand . . . Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - haints ain't no friends o' mine at October 30, 2019 10:24 PM (H5knJ) oh, my! My 20th year, I spent the entire summer in a cabin in the woods near a little lake about 10 miles southeast of Adams-Friendship. I still remember the one grocery store they had. I needed a summer job, and he got me a job driving a harvester for the Oconomowoc Canning Company. It was a good summer, the summer Mt. St. Helens exploded. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:29 PM (V2Yro) ________ I got to the thread late and thought you guys were talking about James Madison and his friendship with John Adams. Who knew there was a place called Adams-Friendship? Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 10:35 PM (WqPYg) 193
Breitbart news headline: "Cory Booker Announces Girlfriend Rosario Dawson will Join Campaign Trail in Iowa"
You'd think that wouldn't be noteworthy for someone so fiercely heterosexual. Posted by: Grimaldi at October 30, 2019 10:34 PM (6K3U5) HEY GUYS!!! Look at ME!!!! I'm with a WOMAN!!! See?!??!!!! I'm not gay!!! Seriously!!!!! This reminds me of when Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie got together to try and prove Mikey wasn't diddling little boys. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:35 PM (Zz0t1) 194
Ask the Greeks about the Surprise Analing they got from the Turks the last 200 years. Takes a lot for Greeks to get mad about THAT! Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 30, 2019 10:35 PM (UFLLM) 195
189: is a campaign trail like a snail trail?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 30, 2019 10:35 PM (KP5rU) 196
Holy shit! No matter who wins the Series, there are a lot of Nats fans who will turn back to religion.
Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2019 10:35 PM (bmdz3) 197
187 Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:15 PM (NWiLs)
I remember you telling the story earlier this year. So weird. Posted by: ... at October 30, 2019 10:33 PM (uEbPt) Yep. And I assure you, it's completely true. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:35 PM (NWiLs) 198
I guess the Halloween scold throws out all her seasonal decorations every year? Cuz if you store em and use em again next year they don't end up in a landfill.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 30, 2019 10:35 PM (cDw3P) 199
Working class horde lurker who is a Nats fan. We exist! We just can't afford WS tickets or the time to use them!
Posted by: RealNatsFan at October 30, 2019 10:36 PM (DXTEG) 200
> An absolutely delicious, nutritious, low-fat flightless meat melon with an IQ of approximately -100, easier to catch than a cold
Plus they can fend mostly for themselves if necessary (though they'll of course be meatier with regular feeding). Still good to feed them once in a while, though, because as long as you feed them occasionally they'll hang around just waiting to be caught and eaten (see "IQ of approximately -100"). Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 30, 2019 10:36 PM (/A5sX) 201
142 Do you sense evil there?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT) Overwhelmingly so. Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:27 PM (lwiT4) Come to the Texas Mome next year. The Holy Spirit was there for sure. Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 10:36 PM (TdMsT) 202
Weird. None of the black licorice I ever ate had a "tasty" component.
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 30, 2019 10:31 PM (6K3U5) Black licorice and jelly beans have always gone to the dogs. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G) 203
Bottom line: she's an idiot. But we already knew that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2019 10:32 PM (I2/tG) Bottom-Bottom Line: She's never going to vote for anything that disses a Muslim-majority country. Posted by: Gref at October 30, 2019 10:36 PM (AMIL/) 204
It would make as much sense to accuse the Mongols of "genocide" for introducing the Black Death to Europe.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2019 10:32 PM This leaves the question of the indigenous peoples of North America's culpability for the introduction of syphilis amongst the Europeans unaddressed... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 10:37 PM (7WaWV) 205
We have a friend that passed from brain cancer five years ago. Three years ago we were on a houseboat on Lake Powell and he showed up. I actually have a picture of his spirit on camera.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 30, 2019 10:37 PM (/UQ/R) 206
Weird. None of the black licorice I ever ate had a "tasty" component.
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 30, 2019 10:31 PM (6K3U5) No kidding. German guy in my office had a dish of little black squares he said were licorice. I don't like that crap anyway, but he swore it was good. I've never licked a baboon's ass, but I'm sure it would taste better. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:37 PM (Zz0t1) 207
195 189: is a campaign trail like a snail trail?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 30, 2019 10:35 PM (KP5rU) For 10k or more it can be Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 30, 2019 10:37 PM (ug9e3) 208
ouch.. 1st and 2nd and 1 out for the Nats
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 30, 2019 10:37 PM (438dO) 209
Who knew there was a place called Adams-Friendship?
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 10:35 PM (WqPYg) There is and its an armpit of twin-cities. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G) 210
Democrats are absolute scum. I can't hate them enough for their brazen lies, cheating, and ruining my culture and my country.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2019 10:38 PM (onUG0) 211
YD's gory corpse Halloween decorations are earth-friendly and 100% biodegradable.
Ask us how we know. Posted by: YD's Missing Neighbors at October 30, 2019 10:38 PM (e/H31) 212
If you look carefully you can see the otter hiding out near 3rd base.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 10:38 PM (axyOa) 213
Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:37 PM (Zz0t1)
The Dutch eat those little black square things, too. Can't stand them. I do like black jelly beans, though. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 10:38 PM (PRXn2) 214
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I went out and bought an immense amount of candy, and forgot I'm subbing tomorrow night.
I think I'll just leave it all on the porch and hope for the best. Posted by: Ladyl You gonna milk the chickens again ? Posted by: JT at October 30, 2019 10:39 PM (arJlL) 217
Licorice is vile. Salted licorice is even worse.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:39 PM (NWiLs) 218
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I hope Trump trolls the shit outta Nats fan if they win. ........................... No invite to the White House Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 30, 2019 10:39 PM (TLxpZ) 219
Weird. None of the black licorice I ever ate had a "tasty" component.
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 30, 2019 10:31 PM (6K3U5) No kidding. German guy in my office had a dish of little black squares he said were licorice. I don't like that crap anyway, but he swore it was good. I've never licked a baboon's ass, but I'm sure it would taste better. Posted by: Sponge ........... We have Danish friends.. their licorice is ungodly bad! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 30, 2019 10:39 PM (438dO) 220
Opioids? Pot? Or French liquer ?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian The volume is turned down and I'm doing my own version of Bob Uecker Posted by: Sock Monkey...Squirrel sensei at October 30, 2019 10:39 PM (kfLSM) 221
Red licorice is good. But I suppose it's not considered real licorice.
Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 10:39 PM (aXucN) 222
Rock Hudson will be going on a nationwide publicity tour with his wife, Phyllis Gates!
He's fiercely heterosexual, too! Posted by: News From 1956! at October 30, 2019 10:40 PM (I2/tG) 223
Come to the Texas Mome next year. The Holy Spirit was there for sure.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 10:36 PM (TdMsT) There were many spirits there, but all of them were the good kind! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 10:40 PM (BiNEL) 224
134 I gotta admit that Madison has one of the most beautiful State Capitol buildings I've seen. I like to visit State Capitols, tells you a lot about a place, mostly what it thinks about itself.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:25 PM Hell yeah! Des Moines is baller Trump country, bitches! Posted by: Iowa's Pimped-Out Good Capital Dome at October 30, 2019 10:40 PM (6K3U5) 225
...........
We have Danish friends.. their licorice is ungodly bad! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 30, 2019 10:39 PM (438dO) I work for a Danish company. I tell them to leave that shit at home. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:40 PM (Zz0t1) 226
lol Hrothgar
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:40 PM (RU4sa) 227
Madison, WI is a shithole. Peoria, IL. is more endearing than that place. I loathe Madison.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 30, 2019 10:40 PM (KP5rU) 228
I saw the Malignant Gland Heads open for the Talking Gland Heads at the Inglewood Forum In '87.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2019 10:40 PM (XVuno) 229
Licorice is like The Grateful Dead... Not everybody likes The Grateful Dead, but those who do, really like The Grateful Dead...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 10:40 PM (7WaWV) 230
Killing people is wrong. I'm going to have to respectfully disagree, at least in part. Murder is wrong. But killing can certainly be right, depending on the circumstances. Self-defense, defense of one's family or the innocent, the inventor of the vuvuzela, defense of one's homeland against foreign invasion etc. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 30, 2019 10:41 PM (eXA4G) 231
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Red licorice is good. But I suppose it's not considered real licorice.
Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 10:39 PM (aXucN) They had to make something that more than 5 people on earth would eat. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:41 PM (Zz0t1) 233
Osuna!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 10:41 PM (wuwpY) Posted by: Zombie Surprise Invasion Hitler at October 30, 2019 10:41 PM (UFLLM) 235
> and the Somalis were prominent slavers
I would bet a very large sum of money that "Omar" has slavers much nearer in her family tree than I, or the majority of Americans, do. As far as I know, none of mine ever owned slaves, and they all fought for the Union in the Civil War (one was KIA). Plus many Americans (such as most, but by no means all, of the Jews, Italians, Poles, etc.) didn't even come here until well after the Civil War was over. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 30, 2019 10:41 PM (/A5sX) 236
No invite to the White House
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 30, 2019 10:39 PM (TLxpZ -------- I doubt he would invite the fans. He would have no reason not to invite the team - the team had nothing to do whatsoever with the idiots that booed him. They can't choose their fans any more than the Yankees or the Red Sox or the Cubs or the Astros or the Dodgers or any other team can. Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 10:42 PM (aXucN) 237
202 .. "Black licorice and jelly beans have always gone to the dogs."
WOOF! I must be one of the few Horde members that like black licorice and jelly beans. Yes, I know I'm strange. Not breaking news. Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2019 10:42 PM (bmdz3) 238
Like I said, I experienced things that felt like evil presences as a kid. They could have just been some kind of psychological manifestation of trauma (which there was plenty of, unfortunately), except years later my brother related similar experiences and we had never discussed it before. So I do think there's stuff out there that defies standard explanation.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:15 PM (NWiLs) Never experienced (that I know of) ghosts or spirits. But I do remember a very strange/weird incident that defied explanation. I had a good friend, now deceased, who I knew since around 4th or 5th grade (we always debated as to what year it was). I even live him with for about two years when I moved to NYC. After I moved from Brooklyn to Queens, we'd talk just about every night on the phone. This one time I told him I had a weird dream the previous night and he said so did he. I started telling him about my dream then he started in with additional details from my/his dream. After about 15 minutes, we realized we had the same dream! I have no idea what that meant nor has that ever happened with anyone else ever again. I can't explain it because some things are unexplainable, but it was very weird. Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2019 10:42 PM (Y8PSl) 239
63 Someone big must have noticed the insanity ain't helping the Dems and told Obama to put out the word.
Posted by: davidt at October 30, 2019 10:15 PM (mU726) You know, I am not sure it will make any difference. It depends on how much of the current madness is actually real. I honestly think there is more chance of Obama suddenly being labeled an Uncle Tom by decrying wokeness than there is of wokeness being reigned in. These things take on a life of their own. Time to see if they still have control of the mob. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2019 10:42 PM (2B9A/) 240
Clearly my interests align with kbdabear.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 10:42 PM (axyOa) 241
Dear Linn Ridge- sorry, no offense intended. You are sweeping up every FIRST! It was a grudging compliment.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 30, 2019 10:42 PM (J6P5a) 242
If you look carefully you can see the otter hiding out near 3rd base.
Posted by: Diogenes Quick somebody coax him out to the Nats bullpen. Posted by: Sock Monkey...Squirrel sensei at October 30, 2019 10:43 PM (kfLSM) 243
Hey grammie.
I seem to recall a story by an 'ette, possibly Lauren, who mentioned visiting relatives who happened to live very near to an abortion clinic, and getting hit out of the blue with an overwhelming sense of evil. Wouldn't surprise me if there's something funky you're picking up on in Madtown. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2019 10:43 PM (0ReGO) 244
Hey everybody.
I shared in the previous thread: This year, if you really want to scare people, dress up as a journalist... Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2019 10:43 PM (L2ZTs) 245
Clearly my interests align with kbdabear.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 10:42 PM (axyOa) I'm strangely drawn to the cut of his jib. I wonder should he have a newsletter or not. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (Zz0t1) 246
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:40 PM (RU4sa)
{{{SMH}}} And there were many spirited good people there as well! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (BiNEL) 247
> We have Danish friends.. their licorice is ungodly bad!
There's a Dutch "treat" called "Dubbel Zout" ("double salt") that's basically heavily-salted black licorice. I'd give it a try, myself, but then I like black licorice. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (/A5sX) 248
I like black licorice, red vines should be used to extract confessions out of miscreants. Fight me!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (LOq4H) 249
206 Weird. None of the black licorice I ever ate had a "tasty" component.
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 30, 2019 10:31 PM (6K3U5) No kidding. German guy in my office had a dish of little black squares he said were licorice. I don't like that crap anyway, but he swore it was good. I've never licked a baboon's ass, but I'm sure it would taste better. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:37 PM Scandis and Northern Germans eat a lot of salted black licorice. It's limited by law how much salt can be added, as kids eating too much accidentally could make them sick (so I've heard). It's...flavorful. Posted by: Grimaldi at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (6K3U5) 250
I was wondering the other day:
Is Surprise Anal Otter related by any chance to Sexual Harassment Panda? Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (TLxpZ) 252
And there were many spirited good people there as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (BiNEL) --------- Yes but that's because of all the bourbon. Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (aXucN) 253
Clearly my interests align with kbdabear.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 10:42 PM (axyOa) Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays are my favorite days of the week. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (q1Pj5) 254
248 I like black licorice, red vines should be used to extract confessions out of miscreants. Fight me!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (LOq4H) I don't fight the neurologically disabled. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs) 255
I started telling him about my dream then he
started in with additional details from my/his dream. After about 15 minutes, we realized we had the same dream! I have no idea what that meant nor has that ever happened with anyone else ever again. I can't explain it because some things are unexplainable, but it was very weird. Posted by: RickZ .............. I am thoroughly convinced we share experiences in dreams. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 30, 2019 10:45 PM (438dO) 256
Hey everybody.
I shared in the previous thread: This year, if you really want to scare people, dress up as a journalist... Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2019 10:43 PM (L2ZTs) Wear a MAGA hat. They'll shit themselves. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:45 PM (Zz0t1) 257
Starburst jelly beans are incredible.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 30, 2019 10:45 PM (PUmDY) 258
209 Who knew there was a place called Adams-Friendship?
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 10:35 PM (WqPYg) There is and its an armpit of twin-cities. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G) As I remember it, picture a nice little Wisconsin town with some older, very nice looking buildings mixed in with more recent, grubby rundown stuff that was just tossed up, and then take away all the nice buildings and you've got it. I've realized that East Coast upper class families send their children to Europe in college summers to Learn Things. Well, I got to go to Adams-Friendship and drive a combine - but i think I learned more, and more that was important, that summer than any of those nicely manicured boys with tightly creased slacks did in Europe. (lived with my Grandfather, btw, who I adored) Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:45 PM (V2Yro) Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (L2ZTs) 260
My response to vegans and food fascists..
"You know what's really good for your health?... ..Minding your own fucking business" Posted by: kbdabear at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (qAR6u) 261
I can't explain it because some things are unexplainable, but it was very weird.
Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2019 10:42 PM (Y8PSl) That's pretty wild. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (NWiLs) 262
Licorice with Bitter Almonds was my last treat!
Posted by: Zombie Surprise Invasion Hitler at October 30, 2019 10:41 PM (UFLLM) ------- With a nice Walther PPK finish? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (XVuno) 263
Time to see if they still have control of the mob.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2019 10:42 PM (2B9A/) I think Obama is just a speck in the raging torrent of wokeness and can only be seen in the rear view mirror. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (BiNEL) 264
Salma Hayek in a bikini: https://dailym.ai/2MZH83O
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (TLxpZ) Looks as if she's got a tattoo down there near the pubic line. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (Zz0t1) 265
I like to visit State Capitols, tells you a lot about a place, mostly what it thinks about itself.
------- The CO state Capitol is basically a scale model of the US Capitol, but with a gold dome. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (e/H31) 266
I perceived an apparition once. True story, my word as a webworker.
I just suddenly had a distinct impression of a person, tall, presumably male, standing a few feet away from me, looking down at me ... although there was nothing to see. Weird. The other person in the room was aware of none of this. I began dispassionately observing simultaneous activities of my mind: Part of my mind began, rapidly, theorizing what kind of residual visual effect or undigested bit of meat or other brain trick was involved. Part of my mind was reassuring myself that even if it were a real thing, there was no threat. Jesus is my protector and anyway it could be a friendly spirit. And in part of my mind, I noted with detached amusement, my panic level was rising rapidly and uncontrollably. I was about to freak out. That's when I peripherally perceived another apparition, this one below the left arm of my chair. From looking up and right, I managed to turn and look down and left, and saw, again, nothing there but, again, the sense of some small living thing, and it was looking up at me just as the other had been looking down at me. That's when the stupid black-and-white cat, Sylvester, walked out from under my chair, and locked into that apparition's position, looking up at me. Haha! It was as much like a premonition as anything I've ever had. Funny cat! Wait, what? I noticed the panic was totally gone. When I looked back up, there was no apparition. That was it, the whole experience, all in the space of just a few moments, really. On a normal, sunny afternoon. Four, five decades ago. No idea what it was about. If it weren't for the perception presaging the cat, I would naturally dismiss the whole thing as brain gas. But, if that cat 'aura' was real, then what was... 👻 👻 👻 Posted by: mindful webworker - boo! boo who? at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (RnSBy) 267
> I honestly think there is more chance of Obama suddenly being labeled an Uncle Tom by decrying wokeness
Ask me how that works out. Posted by: Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (/A5sX) 268
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Same here and agree, it's very nice. I highly recommend the Indiana state capital in Indianapolis as well. Posted by: NALNAMSAM ------ Quite a place. My g-great uncle, a stone mason, emigrated here from Yorkshire to work on it. He and family lived out their lives in Indy. Are buried at Crown Hill, beautiful place, and some famous company: Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (CDGwz) 269
254; Gotta go with Insomniac on that one.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:47 PM (RU4sa) 271
264 Salma Hayek in a bikini: https://dailym.ai/2MZH83O
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (TLxpZ) Looks as if she's got a tattoo down there near the pubic line. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (Zz0t1) Iron cross? Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs) 272
This leaves the question of the indigenous peoples of North America's culpability for the introduction of syphilis amongst the Europeans unaddressed...
Hush. It is unfair that Eurasia had a more robust disease environment than the Americas did. Actually, most of North America was depopulated years before the local natives ever saw a white man - since the diseases spread like wildfire through unprotected populations. Still deliberate genocide, however. /s Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2019 10:47 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 30, 2019 10:47 PM (SchxB) 274
Looks as if she's got a tattoo down there near the pubic line.
Posted by: Sponge --- I can just make it out: "Line forms at the rear." Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2019 10:47 PM (Y4EXg) 275
QDP, go on, please
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 30, 2019 10:48 PM (PUmDY) 276
Dear Linn Ridge- sorry, no offense intended. You are sweeping up every FIRST! It was a grudging compliment.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at October 30, 2019 10:42 PM (J6P5a) No offense taken, Chuck!! Not at all! I thought it was funny. I was wondering if you had a list of lives that were up for the taking...former business partners, exes, in laws; you know, the usual. Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 30, 2019 10:48 PM (ECrgQ) 277
Cosmic, I haven't played it.
In fairness, I don't think I would. The idea of eating some of those "flavors" does NOT appeal to me. Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2019 10:48 PM (L2ZTs) 278
Shopping bag full of candy ready for tomorrow night. Not sure it'll last that long. Posted by: Blanco Basura ................ Snow on the ground and 30's predicted for tomorrow.. not sure how many we will get! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 30, 2019 10:49 PM (438dO) Posted by: 11B40 at October 30, 2019 10:49 PM (evgyj) Posted by: Zombie Surprise Invasion Hitler at October 30, 2019 10:49 PM (UFLLM) 281
Actually, most of North America was depopulated years before the local natives ever saw a white man - since the diseases spread like wildfire through unprotected populations. Still deliberate genocide, however. /s
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2019 10:47 PM (I2/tG) --------- I blame French fur traders. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2019 10:49 PM (XVuno) 282
Iron cross? Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs) No. It seems to cover the entire top line, so not sure what it would be.... Wonder if it's just all painted black, ala the Groucho Marx mustache Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:49 PM (Zz0t1) 283
Salma Hayek in a bikini: https://dailym.ai/2MZH83O
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (TLxpZ) Still bangin at 50+ Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 30, 2019 10:50 PM (ug9e3) 284
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:45 PM (V2Yro)
I think the geography surrounding A-F is quite pretty. Just not a fan of the two cities. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:50 PM (aA3+G) 285
Who cares what somebody did to somebody 200 years ago. We live here and now. Shut up and act like it, Omar.
Posted by: klaftern at October 30, 2019 10:50 PM (RuIsu) 286
278 Shopping bag full of candy ready for tomorrow night. --------- Van parked in a good spot down near the river? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2019 10:50 PM (XVuno) 287
Posted by: Maximilien Francois Marie Isidore de Robespierre at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (/A5sX)
How's the jaw, Robes? *an illustrative example. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 30, 2019 10:50 PM (2B9A/) 288
Black licorice and jelly beans have always gone to the dogs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G) * * * * Aha! So that explains it! (just kidding) Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 10:51 PM (+KLFa) 289
I seem to recall a story by an 'ette, possibly Lauren, who mentioned visiting relatives who happened to live very near to an abortion clinic, and getting hit out of the blue with an overwhelming sense of evil
===== I began to experience a dreadful sense of impending doom (evil) months before Obama began his first term campaign. At some point during his presidency it lifted. I dont remember the exact moment it happened but I am sure that finding like minded people on line through AOS helped dissipate it. You all are good people. Posted by: Floridachick at October 30, 2019 10:51 PM (J14e3) 290
> There's a Dutch "treat" called "Dubbel Zout" ("double salt") that's basically heavily-salted black licorice.
Hah! Amazon sells it. Guess what's going in the treat dish for next year? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 30, 2019 10:51 PM (/A5sX) 291
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:47 PM (RU4sa)
Perhaps I should have said there were many well-spirited good people at the TXMoMee? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 10:51 PM (BiNEL) 292
I started telling him about my dream then he
started in with additional details from my/his dream. After about 15 minutes, we realized we had the same dream! I have no idea what that meant nor has that ever happened with anyone else ever again. I can't explain it because some things are unexplainable, but it was very weird. Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2019 10:42 PM (Y8PSl) _______ This happened to me (some might call it an "out-of-body experience") with a woman I worked with (it was sexual) and it obviously led to other things. She might have been extra-sensitive. She said that she had been in a prior relationship with a guy who had a car rollover in the middle of the night in another part of the country -- and she immediately sensed it and woke up knowing he was in trouble. Spooky. Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 10:51 PM (WqPYg) 293
Qdp, lima? Never a fan.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 30, 2019 10:51 PM (PUmDY) 294
239
"I honestly think there is more chance of Obama suddenly being labeled an Uncle Tom by decrying wokeness than there is of wokeness being reigned in. These things take on a life of their own." Absolutely. That's the nature of progressivism...no matter how far left your predecessors went, it wasn't far enough. And, in some kind of politically-warped version of Moore's law, the time to become an "outdated failed leftist" is getting shorter and shorter. Except for failures like Carter and Gore. They still love the shit out of those old losers. Posted by: Grimaldi at October 30, 2019 10:51 PM (6K3U5) 295
>>> 270 Holy Spirit(s)
TxMoMee style https://tinyurl.com/y4pg5lyd Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:47 PM (RU4sa) HA!!! ...next year I will probably bring any kind of goodies *except* alcohol. If I buy any during that vacation time it will be at Spec's, for myself (thanks Jim!). Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2019 10:51 PM (0ReGO) 296
A 40-tonne fatberg the size of a double-decker bus has been cleared from a London sewer by Thames Water engineers who pulled out some of it by hand."
Jerry Nadler sighting!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:06 PM (V2Yro) Seems like quarter-sticks of dynamite, pushed deep into the fatberg with loading poles, would have been good for dispersing it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2019 10:52 PM (/sgva) 297
The moron costumes made me laugh. So thank you for that.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2019 10:52 PM (l9m7l) 298
Wife asks (several years ago) where I want to eat.
I say "At the Y." 5 year old daughter says "But daddy, they don't serve food at the Y," referring to the YMCA she's taking swimming lessons at. I still laugh about that. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:52 PM (Zz0t1) 299
Iron cross?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs) LOL, because I was waiting for that comment! Didn't take long! Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:52 PM (V2Yro) 300
291 Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:47 PM (RU4sa)
Perhaps I should have said there were many well-spirited good people at the TXMoMee? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 10:51 PM (BiNEL) --- lol Sorry, couldn't resist. BTW, did anyone finish off the Everclear? Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:52 PM (RU4sa) 301
Seems like quarter-sticks of dynamite, pushed deep into the fatberg with loading poles, would have been good for dispersing it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2019 10:52 PM (/sgva) Fat melts at higher temps, so one would think some hot water might've done the trick.....or a blow torch. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:52 PM (Zz0t1) 302
244
Hey everybody. I shared in the previous thread: This year, if you really want to scare people, dress up as a journalist... Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2019 10:43 PM (L2ZTs) ________ I'm dressing up as Adam Schitt. Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 10:53 PM (WqPYg) 303
There's a Dutch "treat" called "Dubbel Zout" ("double salt") that's basically heavily-salted black licorice.
I'd give it a try, myself, but then I like black licorice. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 30, 2019 10:44 PM (/A5sX) --- I had this in Amsterdam. It's delicious. The salt really enhances the sweetness. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 30, 2019 10:53 PM (Dc2NZ) 304
Time to see if they still have control of the mob. Posted by: Aetius451AD ------- I've mentioned this a couple of times. If John Kennedy were to walk out on the stage at one of the Dem 'debates', and say,"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country", he would be booed off of the stage, and excoriated by the MSM. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 10:53 PM (CDGwz) 305
288 Black licorice and jelly beans have always gone to the dogs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G) * * * * Aha! So that explains it! (just kidding) Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 10:51 PM (+KLFa) Well to you and JTB, I'll share my next ration of black licorice and jelly beans. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:53 PM (aA3+G) 306
ShainS, don't forget the buggy beady eyes ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2019 10:53 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: 1921 C DRUM at October 30, 2019 10:54 PM (h7sWp) 308
There was that Jerry quote about the GD being like licorice about people being really into it or not at all.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 30, 2019 10:54 PM (PUmDY) 309
267, etc. It'd be just desserts if Preznit Affirmative Action Fudgepack gets eaten by the mob. Fuck him sideways.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2019 10:54 PM (onUG0) 310
So I was reading the Wiki (I know) for Richard Jewell. Lin Wood was the lawyer that handled his defamation lawsuits. They allude he received some large settlements. Nick Sandmann might just be very set for life soon.
Sorry if this was discussed previously Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 30, 2019 10:54 PM (KA5Fy) 311
Van parked in a good spot down near the river?
A van would be an upgrade from the cardboard box I live in. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at October 30, 2019 10:54 PM (SchxB) 312
Seems like quarter-sticks of dynamite, pushed deep into the fatberg with loading poles, would have been good for dispersing it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Probably go all non-neutonian fluid on ya and shatter the pipe. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 30, 2019 10:54 PM (LOq4H) 313
Fat melts at higher temps, so one would think some hot water might've done the trick.....or a blow torch.
Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:52 PM (Zz0t1) Steam jet Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 10:54 PM (BiNEL) 314
You gonna milk the chickens again ?
Posted by: JT at October 30, 2019 10:39 PM (arJlL) I tried it once, but was not successful. Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT) 315
I had this in Amsterdam. It's delicious. The salt really enhances the sweetness.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 30, 2019 10:53 PM (Dc2NZ) ------- I thought in the HQ idiom the place was called Ampsterdam. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2019 10:54 PM (XVuno) 316
Starburst jelly beans are incredible.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie ________ In moderation, yes. They're very good. But a few more than a few is too much. If you want to gorge on jelly beans, go with good old-fashioned Brachs. Posted by: FireHorse at October 30, 2019 10:54 PM (ZXxHR) 317
I'm dressing up as Adam Schitt.
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 10:53 PM (WqPYg) --- https://tinyurl.com/y6fezvje Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:55 PM (RU4sa) 318
Modern candy is trash. I literally threw up in my mouth while sleeping after dipping in the KitKats and peanut butter cups.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 30, 2019 10:55 PM (ug9e3) 319
I was 100% sure that Epstein was murdered, until I found out that that camera-hogging paid liar Michael Baden said he thinks so too. Now I have to reconsider.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 30, 2019 10:55 PM (mk9aG) 320
> Black licorice and jelly beans have always gone to the dogs.
Aye, and that's why ye have fine dogs and we have fine men. Posted by: The Licorice Equivalent of Robert Burns at October 30, 2019 10:55 PM (/A5sX) 321
Fat melts at higher temps, so one would think some hot water might've done the trick.....or a blow torch. Posted by: Sponge ----- A bit of trisodium phosphate in the detergents. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 10:56 PM (CDGwz) 322
"Yes, you can overdose on black licorice."
The couple of times I've drunk ouzo, it tasted like black licorice to me. I may have overdosed a bit (polite way to say blackout drunk) Posted by: Puddleglum at October 30, 2019 10:56 PM (goKav) 323
KitKats are now made with real Kat!
Posted by: Hershey Foods at October 30, 2019 10:56 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Zombie Surprise Invasion Hitler at October 30, 2019 10:56 PM (UFLLM) 325
284 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:45 PM (V2Yro)
I think the geography surrounding A-F is quite pretty. Just not a fan of the two cities. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:50 PM (aA3+G) since you know the area, where I actually lived was Patrick Lake, with a Grand Marsh mailing address. A one stop-sign town at the time, probably still is. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:56 PM (V2Yro) 326
And I don't think wearing a uniform and earning combat awards means you will never lie.
Reporting for duty! Posted by: Jean-Francois Kerry at October 30, 2019 10:56 PM (jyVW0) 327
I have a very high sugar tolerance.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 30, 2019 10:56 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 10:57 PM (BiNEL) 329
270 Holy Spirit(s)
TxMoMee style https://tinyurl.com/y4pg5lyd Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:47 PM (RU4sa) Wasn't it lovely! Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT) 330
290 > There's a Dutch "treat" called "Dubbel Zout" ("double salt") that's basically heavily-salted black licorice.
Hah! Amazon sells it. Guess what's going in the treat dish for next year? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 30, 2019 10:51 PM While in Kosovo, a Danish LTC I worked with bought me salted licorice called Super Piratos, made by Haribo, and also sold on Amazon. They are shaped like pirate coins. Posted by: Grimaldi at October 30, 2019 10:57 PM (6K3U5) 331
I was enjoying yet more carne asada tacos for lunch today from BajaFresh. (I found a cleaner location.)
They were delicious and I still love the chile salsas, but I just can't handle as much heat anymore. Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2019 10:57 PM (L2ZTs) 332
Yes, yes it was Ladyl.
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:57 PM (RU4sa) 333
TxMoMee style
https://tinyurl.com/y4pg5lyd Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:47 PM (RU4sa) Now I'm even MORE sorry I missed it. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:57 PM (Zz0t1) 334
Anyone here ever play "Beanboozled"?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (L2ZTs) ~~~~~ I think I have. Is that the Jelly Belly thing with awful tasting jelly beans? Yeah. I got dirty socks and dog food. Posted by: IrishEi at October 30, 2019 10:58 PM (sGotD) 335
I know y'all are mad about them heckling Trump ( and I was too) but I have decided that he wins either way.
I mean, let's face it, DC is Donny Two Scoop's hometeam for now, so his Midas Touch is in full effect if they win. They didn't do shit when the SCOAMF was in office. But if they lose, ya gotta credit his Mojo for punishing their folly. He truly does have a Midas Touch. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 10:58 PM (PRXn2) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G) 337
I think the problem with using heat on the fatberg would be in the risk of vaporising some of the probably toxic nastiness therein...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 10:58 PM (7WaWV) 338
I love that picture of my boat. Ensign French must have been at the helm. He's terrible at parallel parking. Ahoy!
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at October 30, 2019 10:58 PM (EgshT) 339
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Same here and agree, it's very nice. I highly recommend the Indiana state capital in Indianapolis as well. Posted by: NALNAMSAM ------ Quite a place. My g-great uncle, a stone mason, emigrated here from Yorkshire to work on it. He and family lived out their lives in Indy. Are buried at Crown Hill, beautiful place, and some famous company: Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. ------- Very cool. And agree with YD. CO has a pretty cool Capitol as well. Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 10:58 PM (+ldAm) 340
I saw Super Piratos open for Hootie and the Blowfish at the Hollywood Palladium In '83.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2019 10:59 PM (XVuno) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 10:59 PM (CDGwz) 342
Headline at HotAir:
"Meghan McCain to Cory Booker: You really think you're going to take my brother's AR-15, huh?" Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2019 10:59 PM (L2ZTs) 343
I've mentioned this a couple of times. If John Kennedy were to walk out on the stage at one of the Dem 'debates', and say,"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country", he would be booed off of the stage, and excoriated by the MSM.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 10:53 PM (CDGwz) If JFK were to walk out and say "Men are different then Women, and there isn't anything in between" he'd be booed off the stage. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 10:59 PM (V2Yro) 344
"The couple of times I've drunk ouzo, it tasted like black licorice to me." That's because ouzo is flavored with anus.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 30, 2019 10:59 PM (mk9aG) 345
"Meghan McCain to Cory Booker: You really think you're going to take my brother's AR-15, huh?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2019 10:59 PM (L2ZTs) Oh shut up, you ignorant slut. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:59 PM (Zz0t1) 346
Fat melts at higher temps, so one would think some hot water might've done the trick.....or a blow torch.
Fat is also flammable. And I think it's exothermic, so run! Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 10:59 PM (gHCnG) 347
344 "The couple of times I've drunk ouzo, it tasted like black licorice to me." That's because ouzo is flavored with anus.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 30, 2019 10:59 PM (mk9aG) --------- Not anus. "Florets" Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2019 11:00 PM (XVuno) 348
My response to vegans and food fascists..
"You know what's really good for your health?... ..Minding your own fucking business" Posted by: kbdabear at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (qAR6u) * * * * God, yes! Have a SIL who is a vegan and life coach. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:00 PM (+KLFa) 349
344 "The couple of times I've drunk ouzo, it tasted like black licorice to me." That's because ouzo is flavored with anus.
Posted by: gp ---- Well, Ouzo is Greek so, yeah. Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2019 11:00 PM (Y4EXg) 350
The devil lives in Madison? I thought he went down to Georgia.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs) He had to go down from someplace, didn't he? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2019 11:00 PM (/sgva) 351
She might have been extra-sensitive. She said that she had been in a prior relationship with a guy who had a car rollover in the middle of the night in another part of the country -- and she immediately sensed it and woke up knowing he was in trouble. Spooky.
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 10:51 PM (WqPYg) My Mom told me a similar story which she related to me years after the incident. She was sleeping and had a premonition/dream that something had happened to her Mom. She got up and called my aunt, with whom she lived and who took care of her. The first words out of my Mom's mouth were, 'How is Mom?' My aunt told her, 'She's in the hospital and doing fine -- HOW DID YOU KNOW?' No explanation for that one, either. Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (Y8PSl) 352
Snowing here. Nice.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (KP5rU) 353
>>> 348 My response to vegans and food fascists..
"You know what's really good for your health?... ..Minding your own fucking business" Posted by: kbdabear at October 30, 2019 10:46 PM (qAR6u) * * * * God, yes! Have a SIL who is a vegan and life coach. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:00 PM (+KLFa) That seems a bit contradictory. You should ask her about her vitamin B levels. ;P Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (0ReGO) 354
So that fatberg still ended up in the Thames?
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (RU4sa) Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (UFLLM) 356
"I know y'all are mad about them heckling Trump (and I was too) but I have decided that he wins either way."
That incident was the only thing that made me aware that DC even has a baseball team. Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (mk9aG) 357
TxMoMee style
https://tinyurl.com/y4pg5lyd Posted by: SMH ----- Heh. Bottle of Everclear. My faith is restored. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (CDGwz) 358
Them Greek homos stole Ouzo from the black Africans.
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (XVuno) 359
I lived in Adams-Friendship during 7th, 8th, and 9th grades. There are some fine folks there. I fondly recall my friends from that period (though we mostly got into trouble). But it's not a very nice place to live in general. The one paranormal experience I've had happened in a house my mom briefly rented there, and it wasn't pleasant.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - haints ain't no friends o' mine at October 30, 2019 11:02 PM (H5knJ) 360
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I hope Trump trolls the shit outta Nats fan if they win. ........................... No invite to the White House Posted by: Brian in New Orleans The exact opposite. Posted by: Puddleglum at October 30, 2019 11:02 PM (goKav) 361
God, yes! Have a SIL who is a vegan and life coach. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:00 PM (+KLFa) Ahhh nothing like accommodating some PIA at the holidays. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 11:02 PM (aA3+G) 362
"Meghan McCain to Cory Booker: You really think you're going to take my brother's AR-15, huh?"
Let me guess. He'll keister it. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2019 11:02 PM (onUG0) 363
335 I know y'all are mad about them heckling Trump ( and I was too) but I have decided that he wins either way.
I mean, let's face it, DC is Donny Two Scoop's hometeam for now, so his Midas Touch is in full effect if they win. They didn't do shit when the SCOAMF was in office. But if they lose, ya gotta credit his Mojo for punishing their folly. He truly does have a Midas Touch. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 10:58 PM (PRXn2) Thanks! That's an excellent win-win. And, I need one bc my son has assured me the Nats will win. Posted by: Ever at October 30, 2019 11:02 PM (ZZDMQ) 364
So that fatberg still ended up in the Thames?
They really should just open up a giant hatch occasionally and float them over to France. Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 11:02 PM (gHCnG) 365
My folks used to write levels of sugar on the bags.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 30, 2019 11:03 PM (PUmDY) 366
Heh. Bottle of Everclear. My faith is restored.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (CDGwz) NaCly Dog contributed that! Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 30, 2019 11:03 PM (Dc2NZ) 368
Well that may have gone ok. My brief oral submission to the Select Committee has at least got their attention as it was obvious that I was a SME. The committee did ask my opinion on several things which was a nice surprise. A friends who is a lawyer did very well before me as did an ex Army officer mate after me. The committee seemed to be surprisingly attentive and empathetic. We will see. Stick think we are pissing in the wind.
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 30, 2019 11:03 PM (gWcIK) 369
JeffB is a fucking obnoxious baseball fan on Twitter.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:03 PM (O5s03) 370
Heh. Bottle of Everclear. My faith is restored.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (CDGwz) --- Forgot who brought it and have no idea who finished it. Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:03 PM (RU4sa) 371
Fat melts at higher temps, so one would think some hot water might've done the trick.....or a blow torch.
Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 10:52 PM (Zz0t1) A blow torch could have started a Centralia, PA-like fire under the streets of London. Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2019 11:03 PM (Y8PSl) 372
"The couple of times I've drunk ouzo, it tasted like black licorice to me." That's because ouzo is flavored with anus.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 30, 2019 10:59 PM (mk9aG) Not really anything similar, but close.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRngAoWt5nU EZO - House of 1000 Pleasures And anyone that remembers Z-Rock, this was the riff they used as their sounder. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 11:03 PM (Zz0t1) 373
The devil lives in Madison? I thought he went down to Georgia.
No lie. I cannot go to that town. I can't breathe. Rev can attest. Posted by: grammie winger at October 30, 2019 10:23 PM (lwiT4) You need an exorcism, as performed by the great Elmore James: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=nQ02Yt-Bla8 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2019 11:03 PM (/sgva) 374
If JFK were to walk out and say "I am a doughnut" he'd get the coveted trans-pastry voting bloc, though.
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:04 PM (PRXn2) 375
It was Salty!
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:04 PM (RU4sa) 376
375 It was Salty!
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:04 PM (RU4sa) Everclear shouldn't taste salty. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 11:04 PM (NWiLs) 377
My brief oral submission to the Select Committee has at least got their attention as it was obvious that I was a SME.
Were you in Wellington to testify? Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2019 11:04 PM (I2/tG) 378
I saw Beanboozled open for Hyena Cum at Isle of Wight in '92...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 11:05 PM (7WaWV) 379
lol Insomniac
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:05 PM (RU4sa) 380
Torres said, "that anyone who comes and tries to take one of my roosters will have to kill me first. And I'm not the only one. There are thousands of us."
********* Hey, I'm Still Using That - a limerick When freedom loving men make their stands And don't cave to tyrants' demands They hold firm like a rock Saying, "They can have my cock, When they pry it from my cold dead hands!" Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2019 11:05 PM (mvenn) 381
Ouzo?
I knew some kids in a small college town who worked for a Greek immigrant pizzeria, and the owners made bathtub ouzo. Euchre with shots for points rarely, if ever, made it past one game to ten. Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:05 PM (O5s03) 382
That's because ouzo is flavored with anus.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 30, 2019 10:59 PM (mk9aG) So is champagne, sometimes. Posted by: Steve Kroft at October 30, 2019 11:05 PM (q1Pj5) 383
Then it moved to the liquor cabinet that was lamely locked.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 30, 2019 11:06 PM (PUmDY) 384
"My brief oral submission to the Select Committee"
That sounds degrading somehow. 'I submitted orally to the committee.' All of them at once, or one at a time? Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 30, 2019 11:06 PM (mk9aG) 385
They really should just open up a giant hatch occasionally and float them over to France.
Posted by: t-bird ------ Stuff it into the Chunnel, apply air. A giant pneumatic tube delivery to France. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 11:06 PM (CDGwz) 386
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 30, 2019 11:03 PM (gWcIK)
Thanks for checking in! I was asking about you upthread. Prayers were said, so I knew all would be well, but I appreciate the confirmation! May I ask what an SME is? Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:06 PM (PRXn2) 387
No explanation for that one, either.
Posted by: RickZ at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (Y8PSl) In the past, I've had a number of prescient dreams. I haven't had any recently. They really freak me out. Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:06 PM (TdMsT) 388
Everclear shouldn't taste salty.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 11:04 PM (NWiLs) That wasn't Everclear. Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 11:06 PM (Zz0t1) 389
Heh. Bottle of Everclear. My faith is restored.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (CDGwz) SMH took a beautiful picture to be sure, but if only she had used a panoramic lens... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 11:06 PM (BiNEL) 390
I hear some morbidly obese female warming up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 11:06 PM (aA3+G) 391
375 It was Salty!
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:04 PM (RU4sa) That's what my friend said after she licked a male stripper's ass cheek at her bachelorette party. She was normally so perky and wholesome that it was adorable. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 30, 2019 11:06 PM (Dc2NZ) 392
Muldoon, still bringing it!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2019 11:07 PM (onUG0) 393
Is Soto being a little punk, there?
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:07 PM (PRXn2) 394
SMH took a beautiful picture to be sure, but if only she had used a panoramic lens...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 11:06 PM (BiNEL) --- Yeah, I should have. Didn't get under the table. Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:07 PM (RU4sa) 395
Oh boy.. another run crosses the board. 4-2.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 11:07 PM (+ldAm) 396
SME is Subject Matter Expert.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 30, 2019 11:07 PM (Dc2NZ) 397
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We would take water down the stack. Posted by: 1921 C DRUM ------ On her beam ends. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 10:59 PM (CDGwz) Fleet course is one-eight-zero! Posted by: Capt. Queeg at October 30, 2019 11:08 PM (AMIL/) 398
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I had this in Amsterdam. It's delicious. The salt really enhances the sweetness. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 30, 2019 10:53 PM (Dc2NZ) ------- I thought in the HQ idiom the place was called Ampsterdam. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 30, 2019 10:54 PM (XVuno) _______ I thought it was Hampsterdam. Must have an outdated version ... Jeebus, who could have foreseen that all seven games in the World Series would be won by the visiting team. Crap. Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:08 PM (WqPYg) 399
That 21 year old needs to calm his tits. I don't like that mocking bullshit, even from the team I'm rooting for.
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:08 PM (PRXn2) 400
I'm pleased to notice, that amongst all those high-dollar bottles of brown water, the one that took the heaviest damage was the least expensive of the lot.
Tom Sims, 4 year aged Kentucky Bourbon. Likely, the smoothest Bourbon on that table, at a fraction of the cost of the others. You can find it at the Spec's chain here in Texas. Better still, is the 6 year aged Tom Sims, which I've found at the ABC liquor stores in the Orlando, FL area. Sublime. Cheers, y'all! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2019 11:08 PM (QzJWU) 401
@390: "I hear some morbidly obese female warming up."
Yup, and Hinch pulling Greinke is gonna be an all-time sports bar debate for a couple of years. Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:08 PM (O5s03) Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 30, 2019 11:08 PM (UFLLM) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 11:08 PM (CDGwz) 404
"The couple of times I've drunk ouzo, it tasted like black licorice to me." That's because ouzo is flavored with anus.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 30, 2019 10:59 PM The last time I drank ouzo, I ended up on the beach, smashing plates, and dancing wildly in the nude to bazouki music until dawn... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 11:08 PM (7WaWV) 405
So yes, there are things visible and also invisible. Christ repeatedly cast out demons. Did they suddenly go away when we discovered electric light? Is the world now less evil? Holy water is your friend. Trust me on this. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. .... We had plenty of encounters with the demonic both here in Texas but especially during our time in Indonesia. Christians, you really can tell these things to leave in Jesus' name. They will go. I don't really relish these encounters. They're not fun. I don't repeat them as scary stories, though they were. But Jesus name prevailed every time. Posted by: TexasDan[I/] at October 30, 2019 10:50 PM Posted by: TexasDan[I/] at October 30, 2019 11:08 PM (hr5kG) 406
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I'm dressing up as Adam Schitt. Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 10:53 PM (WqPYg) --- https://tinyurl.com/y6fezvje Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 10:55 PM (RU4sa) ________ LOL. Mr. Hankey on steroids? Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:09 PM (WqPYg) 407
'The staffers submitted to Katie Hill orally.'
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 30, 2019 11:09 PM (mk9aG) 408
Oh boy.. another run crosses the board. 4-2.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 11:07 PM (+ldAm) That Houston furniture guy is going to be out $11 mil......wonder if he'll sue the team for sucking at home. I don't follow baseball history, but it would have to be one of the few series that the home team lost every game, no? Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 11:09 PM (Zz0t1) 409
262 Licorice with Bitter Almonds was my last treat!
Posted by: Zombie Surprise Invasion Hitler at October 30, 2019 10:41 PM (UFLLM) ------- With a nice Walther PPK finish? Double dip, just to make sure. Posted by: Fox2! at October 30, 2019 11:09 PM (MwFQu) 410
NBC put a Trump Curse on the Astros by doctoring that footage.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 30, 2019 11:10 PM (ug9e3) 411
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 11:08 PM (7WaWV)
TMI And no, we don't need pics ;0 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 11:10 PM (aA3+G) 412
@408: "I don't follow baseball history, but it would have to be one of the few series that the home team lost every game, no?"
First time in the combined history of all four major sports that road teams have won the first six games, never mind seven. In baseball, this was only the third time that the road team won the first five games. Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:11 PM (O5s03) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2019 11:11 PM (onUG0) 414
Thanks, Eris! Shoulda known that.
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:11 PM (PRXn2) 415
288 Black licorice and jelly beans have always gone to the dogs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G) * * * * Aha! So that explains it! (just kidding) Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 10:51 PM (+KLFa) Well to you and JTB, I'll share my next ration of black licorice and jelly beans. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 10:53 PM (aA3+G) * * * * Cool! I'll take the black licorice. It's something I've acquired a taste for in adulthood. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:11 PM (+KLFa) 416
God, yes! Have a SIL who is a vegan and life coach.
Not to disparage too much but neither of those should be considered positive accomplishments, IMHO. Posted by: That irredeemable Russian asset who always says... at October 30, 2019 11:11 PM (EgshT) 417
Astros can't seem to close it out at home.
Posted by: IC at October 30, 2019 11:11 PM (sYDum) 418
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I was enjoying yet more carne asada tacos for lunch today from BajaFresh. (I found a cleaner location.) They were delicious and I still love the chile salsas, but I just can't handle as much heat anymore. Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2019 10:57 PM (L2ZTs) _______ After moving to Northern AZ from Orange County six years ago, I really miss Wahoo's. Maui Bowl FTW! Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:11 PM (WqPYg) 419
I'm here. Where's the Fireball?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 30, 2019 11:12 PM (rJUlF) 420
@416: "Not to disparage too much but neither of those should be considered positive accomplishments, IMHO."
Agreed, and both together, well, that begins to raise questions; very serious questions. Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:12 PM (O5s03) 421
Cool! I'll take the black licorice. It's something I've acquired a taste for in adulthood. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:11 PM (+KLFa) Not sure how Dreamer and Izzie will react to me sharing with you. But, we'll give it a shot. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 11:12 PM (aA3+G) 422
417 Astros can't seem to close it out at home.
Posted by: IC at October 30, 2019 11:11 PM (sYDum) --- Neither team closed out at home. This WS is unreal in that all games won were away games. Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:12 PM (RU4sa) 423
That Houston furniture guy is going to be out $11 mil......wonder if he'll sue the team for sucking at home.
Posted by: Sponge at October 30, 2019 11:09 PM (Zz0t1) Mattress Mac (Jim Macingvale) will be smiling all the way to the bank. The premium he paid for the insurance on that promotion is a pittance compared to the profits the rolled in because of the extra sales. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 11:12 PM (q1Pj5) 424
Nats had 1 hit before the 7th inning. Crazy.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2019 11:12 PM (r+sAi) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 11:12 PM (CDGwz) 426
>>I don't follow baseball history, but it would have to be one of the few series that the home team lost every game, no?
It is already the first time the visiting team has won ALL 6 games. Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2019 11:12 PM (Byj9q) 427
408 Oh boy.. another run crosses the board. 4-2.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 11:07 PM (+ldAm) That Houston furniture guy is going to be out $11 mil......wonder if he'll sue the team for sucking at home. I don't follow baseball history, but it would have to be one of the few series that the home team lost every game, no? Posted by: Sponge ------ Haven't heard that one, what he do bet the entire business on a Stro victory? Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 11:12 PM (+ldAm) 428
No invite to the White House
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans Think what you want PDT will act with class and invite the winner. Posted by: Sock Monkey...Squirrel sensei at October 30, 2019 11:13 PM (kfLSM) 429
I don't follow baseball history, but it would have to be one of the few series that the home team lost every game, no?
--- Only series. Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:13 PM (RU4sa) 430
My cousins and I used to walk from Granny's house to a country store who sold 3 foot long grape licorice shoestrings. Kept some of us quiet for at least the walk home.
Course this was before the effing federal government expanded so much that its' minions invaded all of what is now called, "northern VA." Sad that the house and store are long gone. Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 30, 2019 11:13 PM (dH/BH) 431
Don't see no fat lady singing yet
Posted by: Yogi Berra at October 30, 2019 11:13 PM (kfLSM) 432
Mel Gibson to his gf: "And now you will submit ooorrrrraaalllllyyy to me!"
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at October 30, 2019 11:13 PM (mk9aG) 433
426 >>I don't follow baseball history, but it would have to be one of the few series that the home team lost every game, no? It is already the first time the visiting team has won ALL 6 games. Posted by: garrett ------- That was a first in ANY professional sport. Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 11:14 PM (+ldAm) 434
The "life coach" thing continues to perplex me.
Posted by: That irredeemable Russian asset who always says... at October 30, 2019 11:14 PM (EgshT) 435
In other news, hero SEAL Dog Rico Suave made the rounds of the morning talk shows, humping all the anchor's legs and in several cases their asses (isn't Katie a good sport!) and pissing on all their furniture. He then dropped a deuce on live TV in each studio and randomly killed a show runner for good measure. National Review calls him 'a disgrace to anal receptive cucks everywhere.' Film at 11. Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 30, 2019 11:14 PM (UFLLM) 436
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 11:12 PM (q1Pj5)
We'll see what the insurance company does. Ha. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 11:14 PM (aA3+G) 437
398 ... "Jeebus, who could have foreseen that all seven games in the World Series would be won by the visiting team."
Our Nats radio guys mentioned that in the pre-game show. Apparently it has never happened before. Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2019 11:14 PM (bmdz3) 438
ShainS, yup. I love Wahoo's but I wish they had better carne asada and salsas. I would love if they'd add a salsa molcajete like Baja Fresh has.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2019 11:14 PM (L2ZTs) 439
404:The last time I drank ouzo, I ended up on the beach, smashing plates, and dancing wildly in the nude to bazouki music until dawn...
I ended up in a hotel room, alone. Thankfully it was my room and other than really hung over, I was fine. I stuck with beer after that. I was in Greece (Corfu). The beer was like 75 cents a pint. Food was fantastic. Good times. Posted by: Puddleglum at October 30, 2019 11:14 PM (goKav) 440
Shit, Cap'n. I drank all the Fireball last week. Sorry.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2019 11:14 PM (onUG0) 441
Cool! I'll take the black licorice. It's something I've acquired a taste for in adulthood. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:11 PM (+KLFa) I believe that real licorice can raise your blood pressure. Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:15 PM (TdMsT) 442
Best Halloween costumes on the subway:
https://tinyurl.com/yyfh2bu9 I like Netflix and Chill. It's a couple years old, but I dig the Diane Arbus feel. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 30, 2019 11:15 PM (Dc2NZ) 443
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Well that may have gone ok. My brief oral submission to the Select Committee has at least got their attention as it was obvious that I was a SME. The committee did ask my opinion on several things which was a nice surprise. A friends who is a lawyer did very well before me as did an ex Army officer mate after me. The committee seemed to be surprisingly attentive and empathetic. We will see. Stick think we are pissing in the wind. Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 30, 2019 11:03 PM (gWcIK) _______ Good luck! We may need somewhere which to flee to if a Dem ever wins the Presidency again ... Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:15 PM (WqPYg) 444
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Cool! I'll take the black licorice. It's something I've acquired a taste for in adulthood. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:11 PM (+KLFa) I believe that real licorice can raise your blood pressure. Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:15 PM (TdMsT) So do Democrats and Cuckservatives Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 11:16 PM (aA3+G) 445
Heh. Bottle of Everclear. My faith is restored.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (CDGwz) Queen of Light took her bow And then she turned to go, The Prince of Peace embraced the gloom And walked the night alone ... Oh. Everclear. Sorry. Posted by: Robert Plant at October 30, 2019 11:16 PM (r6GXX) 446
I'm telling you, like I did last night, you always see stuff in baseball you've never seen before.
Home team losing every game of a championship game is unfreakinbelievable. (Assuming the 'stros don't come back.) Shouldn't have pulled Greinke. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:16 PM (PRXn2) 447
> National Review calls him 'a disgrace to anal receptive cucks everywhere.'
Sigh... I remember when they used to say stuff like that about me. Posted by: Beatoff O'Cuck at October 30, 2019 11:16 PM (/A5sX) 448
No invite to the White House
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans Think what you want PDT will act with class and invite the winner. Posted by: Sock Monkey...Squirrel sensei at October 30, 2019 11:13 PM (kfLSM) ************* Nats probably will decline invite. I think most of the Astros went in 2017. Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2019 11:16 PM (wiXsO) 449
Life coaches somehow are able to essentially practice mental health counseling without a license and get paid for it.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 11:16 PM (NWiLs) 450
Arly Burke Destroyer. Going hard to port.
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at October 30, 2019 11:16 PM (0OmEj) 451
So I'm finally watching Netflix Jack Ryan series. They couldn't do any better for the Cathy Character? Anne Archer she aint.
Posted by: Olivia Thirlby's bicycle seat. at October 30, 2019 11:17 PM (Bf3hj) 452
Hey, I'm Still Using That - a limerick
When freedom loving men make their stands And don't cave to tyrants' demands They hold firm like a rock Saying, "They can have my cock, When they pry it from my cold dead hands!" Posted by: Muldoon at October 30, 2019 11:05 PM (mvenn) _______ LOL. Awesome ... Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:17 PM (WqPYg) 453
So do Democrats and Cuckservatives Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 11:16 PM (aA3+G) Yes. They are positively deadly. Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:18 PM (TdMsT) 454
We'll see what the insurance company does. Ha.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 11:14 PM (aA3+G) He ran the same promotion back in 2017. Hence the repeat. 'Buy $6,000 or more in furniture and if the Astros win it all, your purchase is free, Free, FREE!' Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 11:18 PM (q1Pj5) 455
May I ask what an SME is?
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:06 PM (PRXn2) _______ I believe that's a Subject Matter Expert. Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:18 PM (WqPYg) 456
@446: "Shouldn't have pulled Greinke."
I said the same in comment 401, but now I see you said so back at 186; great minds, and all that. Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:18 PM (O5s03) 457
These umps are awful. I'm rooting for the Nats but that was not a strike.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 30, 2019 11:18 PM (goKav) Posted by: James Comey, Future Kiwi! at October 30, 2019 11:18 PM (I2/tG) 459
Best Halloween costumes on the subway:
https://tinyurl.com/yyfh2bu9 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 30, 2019 11:15 PM (Dc2NZ) *contemplates Ruby Rhod* Perhaps next year. Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2019 11:19 PM (t+qrx) 460
You should ask her about her vitamin B levels. ;P
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (0ReGO) * * * * I shall! What answer am I watching out for? She takes a lot of supplements... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (+KLFa) 461
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Is Soto being a little punk, there? Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:07 PM (PRXn2) ________ I think he's always in little punk mode. I was amused initially, but the act is getting old. Too bad Nolan Ryan isn't pitching ... he'd learn some manners. Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (WqPYg) 462
I like Netflix and Chill.
It's a couple years old, but I dig the Diane Arbus feel. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 30, 2019 11:15 PM (Dc2NZ) -------- I like the Pizza Rat. Simple but elegant. Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (aXucN) 463
We are all getting disappointed here at home. It's hard for us to take this.
These Astros are good people. They connected with us. Right now, my poor daughter is feeling the sads. She's only ten. Not to mention, they have not brought Altuve in yet?!?! WTF?!?!? Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (KITk3) 464
> Life coaches somehow are able to essentially practice mental health counseling without a license and get paid for it.
So do preachers, and keep in mind that a "preacher" under the law is anyone who calls himself one. Posted by: Beatoff O'Cuck at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (/A5sX) 465
Shit, Cap'n. I drank all the Fireball last week. Sorry.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2019 11:14 PM (onUG0) That's what I get for only showing up here once a month or so. ![]() Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (rJUlF) 466
@451: "Anne Archer she aint."
She's not, but I recently saw her on one or two old episodes of the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on YouTube, and it turns out her acting career is a little more accomplished than I would have guessed at first glance. *shrugs* Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (O5s03) Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (Dc2NZ) 468
457 These umps are awful. I'm rooting for the Nats but that was not a strike.
Posted by: Puddleglum --------- They've been terrible for both sides and agree that's not a strike. Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (+ldAm) 469
I'm in the wrong profession. I could make millions:
Client: Doc, my life's mess! Life Coach BFD: Get a life. Posted by: That irredeemable Russian asset who always says... at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (EgshT) 470
455 May I ask what an SME is?
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:06 PM (PRXn2) _______ I believe that's a Subject Matter Expert. Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:18 PM (WqPYg) Seasonal Meat Entree Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (NWiLs) 471
Speaking of Adams-Friendship, my parents retired there. Started deer hunting there a few years ago. Area is OK. It's rural, therefore good.
Posted by: French Jeton at October 30, 2019 11:21 PM (AfXYF) 472
I shall! What answer am I watching out for? She takes a lot of supplements... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (+KLFa) So she has expensive urine. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 11:21 PM (aA3+G) 473
Mike Hammer: Stuff the fatbergs into the Chunnel, apply air. A giant pneumatic tube delivery to France.
Man, what a great image! I want to see the video. And the sound effects. Posted by: mindful webworker - thwwwwwwpppppp BLORT! at October 30, 2019 11:21 PM (RnSBy) 474
I like the Pizza Rat. Simple but elegant.
Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (aXucN) If only we had HQ yearbook quotes... Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2019 11:21 PM (t+qrx) 475
So I'm finally watching Netflix Jack Ryan series. They couldn't do any better for the Cathy Character? Anne Archer she aint.
Posted by: Olivia Thirlby's bicycle seat. at October 30, 2019 11:17 PM How do they retcon Jack Ryan's entire history as written in the books? Posted by: Chuck C at October 30, 2019 11:22 PM (r6GXX) Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:22 PM (PRXn2) 477
Honestly, I kinda wish they'd do away with the permanent strike zone window on the broadcast.
Maybe flash the speed dot green / grey / red based on location after the fact; greener or redder the further out from the edges. The rectangle kinda takes some of the magic and subjectivity away from the whole balls and strikes thing. Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:23 PM (O5s03) 478
Time to nut up or shut up.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 11:23 PM (q1Pj5) 479
Zero fucks about any sports team visiting the white house. Who the hell cares. They won a fucking game. Doesn't enrich my life. Most assholes just use it for personal vendettas anyway. Megan Rapeahoe.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 30, 2019 11:23 PM (KP5rU) 480
475 So I'm finally watching Netflix Jack Ryan series. They couldn't do any better for the Cathy Character? Anne Archer she aint.
Posted by: Olivia Thirlby's bicycle seat. at October 30, 2019 11:17 PM That's odd, since Jack Ryan is an Amazon Prime original. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 11:23 PM (NWiLs) 481
"If you want to have a better life, start by adopting a horribly unhealthful diet" sounds like piss-poor coaching to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 30, 2019 11:24 PM (e/H31) 482
Anyone ever try a Vodka and Apple cider. It's really quite good.
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 30, 2019 11:24 PM (7ZQe3) 483
474 I like the Pizza Rat. Simple but elegant.
Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (aXucN) If only we had HQ yearbook quotes... Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2019 11:21 PM (t+qrx) I think an HQ book would be hysterical. And why in the world hasn't Ace come out with a line of merchandise??? Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT) 484
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (WqPYg)
He got cocky last night, but I figured maybe he was just responding in kind. But I hate shit like that. I don't mind confidence, but I despise punkass bitches. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:24 PM (PRXn2) 485
475 So I'm finally watching Netflix Jack Ryan series. They couldn't do any better for the Cathy Character? Anne Archer she aint.
Posted by: Olivia Thirlby's bicycle seat. at October 30, 2019 11:17 PM How do they retcon Jack Ryan's entire history as written in the books? Posted by: Chuck C Easy. Since Tom Clancy is dead, they'll do whatever the hell they want with the character. Posted by: Puddleglum at October 30, 2019 11:25 PM (goKav) 486
And why in the world hasn't Ace come out with a line of merchandise???
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT) #twoweeks Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2019 11:25 PM (t+qrx) 487
As I am on a crap phone for whoever asked this submission was held in my local city Christchurch. It was not demeaning, it was exercising my rights as a free man. But I admit to thinking what the fuck was I having to be even doing this. Socialists in government fuck EVERYTHING.
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 30, 2019 11:26 PM (gWcIK) 488
I thought apple cider was supposed to be served hot with rum and butter this time of year; or served in a crock pot with orange halves, spices, and brandy.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:26 PM (O5s03) Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:26 PM (TdMsT) 490
How do they retcon Jack Ryan's entire history as written in the books?
Posted by: Chuck C at October 30, 2019 11:22 PM (r6GXX) It's kinda the same premise. He got hurt in a helicopter crash in the sandbox, now he's working as a analyst for CIA doing low level financial stuff. After that nothing is the same besides Cathy's name. Hell they have Greer as a muslim and not an admiral, that's the one that gets me. All in all not a bad show. Posted by: Fletch at October 30, 2019 11:27 PM (xhwIo) 491
Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (KITk3)
It could always be worse, y'all could be Braves fans. Altuve is in, no? You mean Urquidy? Kinda soon, didn't he pitch Sunday? Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:27 PM (PRXn2) 492
486 And why in the world hasn't Ace come out with a line of merchandise???
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT) #twoweeks Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2019 11:25 PM (t+qrx) --------------------------------------- He's coming out with a line of shelving. Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 30, 2019 11:27 PM (CAJOC) 493
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at October 30, 2019 11:28 PM (EqKj1) 494
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:26 PM (O5s03)
They mean the kind that's more like beer. Mighty tasty. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:28 PM (PRXn2) 495
>>> 460 You should ask her about her vitamin B levels. ;P
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2019 11:01 PM (0ReGO) * * * * I shall! What answer am I watching out for? She takes a lot of supplements... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (+KLFa) Vegetarians / vegans have trouble getting enough vit-B because food's food doesn't provide enough for humans. I'd bet it's included in her supplements. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2019 11:28 PM (0ReGO) 496
@492: "He's coming out with a line of shelving."
Self-installing shelving; very futuristic stuff. Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:28 PM (O5s03) 497
He's coming out with a line of shelving. Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 30, 2019 11:27 PM (CAJOC) Well I hope he doesn't come out with a line of cordless drills. Now that would be a BAD idea. Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:28 PM (TdMsT) 498
were you praying at the Lares Shrine . . .
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 11:28 PM (ykYG2) 499
Did ya all see Bluebell?
When they cut to the scene with the celebrating Washington fans? She's the one on the table slinging a victory towel. Or is that a bra? Hard to tell. Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 11:28 PM (axyOa) 500
...How do they retcon Jack Ryan's entire history as written in the books?
Posted by: Chuck C at October 30, 2019 11:22 PM (r6GXX) I've seen a few episodes, and am not sold on the actor hired for the Jack Ryan role. Just something not quite solid enough in that portrayal. I'll leave it to the actual film n' teevee critics to further define that, or not. Meanwhile, I'm just gonna sit here, sip bourbon and mourn the Astros (likely) fading to oblivion. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2019 11:29 PM (QzJWU) 501
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ShainS, yup. I love Wahoo's but I wish they had better carne asada and salsas. I would love if they'd add a salsa molcajete like Baja Fresh has. Posted by: qdpsteve at October 30, 2019 11:14 PM (L2ZTs) _______ Baja Fresh is my goto (we've got one not too far away) for burritos -- nothing else comes close where I'm living. Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:29 PM (WqPYg) 502
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Anyone ever try a Vodka and Apple cider. It's really quite good. Posted by: Pete Seria Gotta be better than this Vodka and Gatorade I'm nursing. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 30, 2019 11:29 PM (LOq4H) 503
Cool! I'll take the black licorice. It's something I've acquired a taste for in adulthood.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:11 PM (+KLFa) Not sure how Dreamer and Izzie will react to me sharing with you. But, we'll give it a shot. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 11:12 PM (aA3+G) * * * * Good doggehs! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:29 PM (+KLFa) 504
Hell they have Greer as a muslim and not an admiral, that's the one that gets me.
All in all not a bad show. Posted by: Fletch at October 30, 2019 11:27 PM (xhwIo) So they probably won't be doing "The Sum of All Fears" (book version). Posted by: zmdavid at October 30, 2019 11:30 PM (xqRaG) 505
And why in the world hasn't Ace come out with a line of merchandise???
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT) The number of times that question has been asked here really needs to be counted and displayed on a site hit counter display! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 11:30 PM (BiNEL) 506
Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:27 PM (PRXn2)
I dunno. I just know that my child is just sad as heck. She's beginning to follow baseball, something I never did as a kid. And we're here in Houston, so our disappointment is magnified by a huge lot. Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:30 PM (KITk3) 507
Okay, my second favorite is the swamp thing decorated with Christmas lights. That one gets extra points for creativity.
Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 11:30 PM (aXucN) 508
499 Did ya all see Bluebell?
When they cut to the scene with the celebrating Washington fans? She's the one on the table slinging a victory towel. Or is that a bra? Hard to tell. Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 11:28 PM (axyOa) Are you trying to blemish the name of Bluebell? Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:30 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 11:30 PM (CDGwz) 510
Gotta be better than this Vodka and Gatorade I'm nursing.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 30, 2019 11:29 PM (LOq4H) Chug it! Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 30, 2019 11:31 PM (ug9e3) 511
Meanwhile, I'm just gonna sit here, sip bourbon and mourn the Astros (likely) fading to oblivion.
Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2019 11:29 PM (QzJWU) There's always next year! April is just 5 short months away. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 11:31 PM (q1Pj5) 512
The number of times that question has been asked here really needs to be counted and displayed on a site hit counter display!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 11:30 PM (BiNEL) Yes! ![]() Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:31 PM (TdMsT) 513
506 Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:27 PM (PRXn2)
I dunno. I just know that my child is just sad as heck. She's beginning to follow baseball, something I never did as a kid. And we're here in Houston, so our disappointment is magnified by a huge lot. Posted by: theduchessofkitty Look on the bright side. At least your not in Pittsburgh and your team is the Pirates. Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 30, 2019 11:31 PM (goKav) 514
hmm
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:31 PM (RU4sa) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 30, 2019 11:31 PM (onUG0) 516
Not me, Diogenes. I'm at home on my couch with my husband, son, and daughter all around me. Just where I like to be.
Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 11:31 PM (aXucN) 517
@494: "They mean the kind that's more like beer. Mighty tasty."
Oh, yeah! Hard cider! Brits start their kids on that stuff young. Tastier than watered down wine, I guess. And there's always applejack, but that's a whole different barrel of hooch. Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:31 PM (O5s03) 518
The number of times that question has been asked here really needs to be counted and displayed on a site hit counter display!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 11:30 PM (BiNEL) Right under the Amazon affiliate link that hasn't gone to him in years. Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (t+qrx) 519
Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:30 PM (KITk3)
You tell that sweet girl her team is awesome, and there's always next year. Besides, it ain't over yet. This is the exact kind of Series that produces walk offs. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (PRXn2) 520
The rectangle kinda takes some of the magic and subjectivity away from the whole balls and strikes thing.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:23 PM (O5s03) Notwithstanding the parallax problem. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (RFAn/) 521
505 And why in the world hasn't Ace come out with a line of merchandise???
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT) The number of times that question has been asked here really needs to be counted and displayed on a site hit counter display! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 11:30 PM (BiNEL) Yep. It's been asked numerous times and I don't recall any satisfactory answer. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (NWiLs) 522
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Good luck! We may need somewhere which to flee to You said it! Posted by: James Comey, Future Kiwi! at October 30, 2019 11:18 PM (I2/tG) ________ Heh. You're clear to leave the country, Mr. Bin Laden. Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (WqPYg) 523
Are you trying to blemish the name of Bluebell?
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:30 PM (TdMsT) Not at all. The dude with the camera is kbdabear. No blemishes there. Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (axyOa) 524
I suppose that someone who employs a "life coach" probably doesn't refer to them as "Doc", but nothing would surprise me any more given the stoopid times in which we live.
Posted by: Notorious BFD, double-naught Rooskie asset at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (EgshT) 525
*pats Jim's shoulder*
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (RU4sa) 526
Ancient Chinese curse: May you be a Braves fan.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (YA914) 527
I just know that my child is just sad as heck. She's beginning to follow baseball, something I never did as a kid.
And we're here in Houston, so our disappointment is magnified by a huge lot. Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:30 PM (KITk3) Whatever you do, don't let her get interested in the Texans then. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (q1Pj5) 528
Bases loaded.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (goKav) 529
Thank you, LadyL. I'm glad someone here thinks I have a reputation worth protecting.
Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 11:33 PM (aXucN) 530
1 out and ducks on the pond.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2019 11:33 PM (r+sAi) 531
>>> 500
..... I've seen a few episodes, and am not sold on the actor hired for the Jack Ryan role. Just something not quite solid enough in that portrayal. ..... Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2019 11:29 PM (QzJWU) Agreed; I can't explain any better than to say he looks too... squishy... to be some tough-guy spy. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2019 11:33 PM (0ReGO) 532
526 Ancient Chinese curse: May you be a Braves fan.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (YA914) I thought that curse was reserved for the Cleveland Browns. Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:33 PM (TdMsT) 533
Or Oakland Raiders.
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:34 PM (RU4sa) 534
"Whatever you do, don't let her get interested in the Texans then.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (q1Pj5)" Nah. She could care less about football. And so could I. Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:34 PM (KITk3) 535
I have to put together a fuckton of shelves for my folks tomorrow, on Halloween. Maybe I should film it, put it in Premier Pro, add some spooky lighting and music, and make a horror movie for Ace. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 30, 2019 11:34 PM (e/H31) 536
I will take the last of my children still into trick or treating and bitter sweet it is...next year...maybe not. And that will end that part of my life as a father. After a couple decades of neighborhood frolics with friends with children, parties at the house after walking block to block.....so this part of child rearing will come to an end. I have always loved Halloween from my own youth and have infused that fun into my own children. But now, here I am, taking the the last that still wants to......reluctantly, as he feels this night is for "little kids" my youngest on the cusp of teenage hood and me wishing I could go back again cuz right now sucks big D**KS.
Posted by: Nightwatch Archer rampart at October 30, 2019 11:34 PM (kFkpX) 537
Whatever you do, don't let her get interested in the Texans then.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (q1Pj5) Never. Ever. Let her see a Mariners game. Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 11:34 PM (axyOa) 538
Mugs for the camera.
Posted by: Jim from the Office at October 30, 2019 11:34 PM (q1Pj5) 539
Not to mention, they have not brought Altuve in yet?!?! WTF?!?!?
Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:20 PM (KITk3) ________ I thought if they pulled Greinke they'd put in Cole ... oh well, we'll never know. Poor managers -- damned if you do and damned if you don't. Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:34 PM (WqPYg) 540
I thought that curse was reserved for the Cleveland Browns.
.... Cleveland sucks so bad, even the Ancient Chinese didn't wish that on anyone. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2019 11:35 PM (YA914) 541
529 Thank you, LadyL. I'm glad someone here thinks I have a reputation worth protecting.
Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 11:33 PM (aXucN) You are a fine example to others. I will not allow your name to be tarnished! Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:35 PM (TdMsT) 542
So they probably won't be doing "The Sum of All Fears" (book version).
Posted by: zmdavid at October 30, 2019 11:30 PM (xqRaG) I think its going to be like the MCU. They are going to pick the bits of older stories they like and mold them to whatever fits. Season 1 took bits from a later novel. Trailer for season 2 looks like maybe a bit of clear and present danger. Posted by: Fletch at October 30, 2019 11:35 PM (xhwIo) 543
@520: "Notwithstanding the parallax problem."
Damn pitchers keep getting in the way of cameras set in dead center field! Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:35 PM (O5s03) 544
> It's kinda the same premise.
So is this set back in the Cold War or has it been moved to modern times? I kinda lost interest in Clancy once the Cold War was over. He was friggin' great at writing Russians, but the various opponents he trotted out in the later books never quite worked for me. Posted by: Beatoff O'Cuck at October 30, 2019 11:35 PM (/A5sX) 545
Wow WWE looks like it sucks.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 30, 2019 11:36 PM (ug9e3) 546
6-2 Nats!
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 30, 2019 11:36 PM (goKav) 547
I believe that real licorice can raise your blood pressure.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2019 11:15 PM (TdMsT) * * * * Had not heard that, thanks. Luckily I eat it only very rarely. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:36 PM (+KLFa) 548
Anyone going to Dead & Co shows this weekend?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 30, 2019 11:37 PM (PUmDY) 549
536 I will take the last of my children still into trick or treating and bitter sweet it is...next year...maybe not. And that will end that part of my life as a father. After a couple decades of neighborhood frolics with friends with children, parties at the house after walking block to block...
At least you have those memories. Not everyone does. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 11:37 PM (NWiLs) 550
Dayum.... 6-2. She's warming up and fast...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 11:37 PM (+ldAm) 551
544 > It's kinda the same premise.
So is this set back in the Cold War or has it been moved to modern times? Posted by: Beatoff O'Cuck at October 30, 2019 11:35 PM (/A5sX) Modern. I would kill for a 10 episode season of 1970's Without Remorse. Posted by: Fletch at October 30, 2019 11:37 PM (xhwIo) 552
Yep. It's been asked numerous times and I don't recall any satisfactory answer.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (NWiLs) ------ I brainstormed a bunch of cool ideas, made mockups, the whole bit, and received no response whatsoever. *shrugs* Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 30, 2019 11:37 PM (e/H31) 553
Darn!!!!
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2019 11:37 PM (wiXsO) 554
Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:30 PM (KITk3)
Hey, they're bringing in Urquidy! Come on now, chin up. This is one sport where they can't take a fucking knee, or dribble away the time, or ice it. They have to play all the way through. She has to learn to HANG IN THERE. Her heart will get broken, sure, but it will soar just as often. I have been watching baseball since I was three years old and it never gets old. Get her tickets to the first game next season, do it right now! Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:37 PM (PRXn2) 555
Not me, Diogenes. I'm at home on my couch with my husband, son, and daughter all around me. Just where I like to be.
Posted by: bluebell at October 30 **** Excellent!!! Time to start the champagne!!! Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 11:38 PM (axyOa) 556
543 @520: "Notwithstanding the parallax problem."
Damn pitchers keep getting in the way of cameras set in dead center field! Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:35 PM (O5s03) Yeah, I understand why the cameras are off center, but the fact remains that the virtual box gives a misleading impression of where the strike zone is. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2019 11:38 PM (RFAn/) 557
This is nuts. The away team has won every game of the World Series and it looks like the away team is going to win the World Series unless the Astro's can conjure up some runs at the bottom of the 9th.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 30, 2019 11:38 PM (goKav) 558
And the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and ...dang there they go.
Posted by: Mama Kass at October 30, 2019 11:38 PM (kfLSM) 559
Jake the Goat Marisnick
Posted by: Jean at October 30, 2019 11:38 PM (B7KlG) 560
Nats 6 Astros 2
Never thought I would write that for the WS game 7. If the Nats win, I gotta start going to church. Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2019 11:38 PM (bmdz3) 561
I'm okay with Jim from The Office as Jack Ryan so far, not great, but good enough, and the second season will make or break his take on the character. It's hard to reboot such an iconic series of books and movies in this day and age.
I wanna see what they learned from the first pass before judging too hard. Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:38 PM (O5s03) 562
552 Yep. It's been asked numerous times and I don't recall any satisfactory answer.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (NWiLs) ------ I brainstormed a bunch of cool ideas, made mockups, the whole bit, and received no response whatsoever. *shrugs* Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 30, 2019 11:37 PM (e/H31) I really don't get it. Makes no sense to me at all. Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 11:38 PM (NWiLs) 563
545 Wow WWE looks like it sucks.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws ------- But... the blue haired girl on the left is um.... what do you can it? Oh yeah, smokin' hot and definitely a 1. Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 11:39 PM (+ldAm) 564
Nope. Ain't happening. Sorry, guys. This is over.
Oh, well... I'm getting my child and help her understand. (Where the hell was Altuve in all this?) Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:39 PM (KITk3) 565
557 This is nuts. The away team has won every game of the World Series and it looks like the away team is going to win the World Series unless the Astro's can conjure up some runs at the bottom of the 9th.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 30, 2019 11:38 PM (goKav) --- Crazy, isn't it? Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:39 PM (RU4sa) 566
Michelle Obama still has that chip on here shoulder
Posted by: Yo! at October 30, 2019 11:39 PM (EqKj1) 567
Vegetarians / vegans have trouble getting enough
vit-B because food's food doesn't provide enough for humans. I'd bet it's included in her supplements. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2019 11:28 PM (0ReGO) _________ And complete proteins. I tried it for three years and ate nothing bun grains and legumes, so I was covered. But yeah, now it's pretty much paleo to keep the weight off ... Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:39 PM (WqPYg) 568
Can ya tell I am on some kind of delay here??
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:39 PM (PRXn2) 569
I probably wouldn't be so mad about this had the Nats fans not booed Trump like they did.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2019 11:39 PM (wiXsO) 570
Time to start the champagne!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 11:38 PM (axyOa) -------- No way. Not yet. Astros are too good to write off. Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 11:39 PM (aXucN) 571
Statistics of small numbers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2019 11:39 PM (RFAn/) 572
> Modern. I would kill for a 10 episode season of 1970's Without Remorse.
Give the production the authentic look of a gritty 70's cop show, something along the lines of Starsky and Hutch. That would rock. Posted by: Beatoff O'Cuck at October 30, 2019 11:40 PM (/A5sX) 573
Notwithstanding the parallax problem."
Damn pitchers keep getting in the way of cameras set in dead center field! Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:35 PM (O5s03) Yeah, I understand why the cameras are off center, but the fact remains that the virtual box gives a misleading impression of where the strike zone is. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Yes, need a LIDAR point cloud Posted by: Jean at October 30, 2019 11:41 PM (B7KlG) 574
This will be the first time the home team has not won a single game in the WS.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 30, 2019 11:41 PM (6qa8a) 575
Life coaches somehow are able to essentially practice mental health counseling without a license and get paid for it.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 11:16 PM (NWiLs) * * * * I suppose some do. She is more of a nutritionist, with actual education in nutrition at a Ph.D. level. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:41 PM (+KLFa) 576
569 I probably wouldn't be so mad about this had the Nats fans not booed Trump like they did.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2019 11:39 PM (wiXsO) I was pulling for the Nads until then. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2019 11:41 PM (RFAn/) 577
Posted by: Insomniac at October 30, 2019 11:38 PM (NWiLs)
OpSec, maybe. Easier to preserve anonymity if you keep the site at 1990s levels of functionality, and don't do a lot of extraneous stuff like PR materials. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:41 PM (PRXn2) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 30, 2019 11:41 PM (/A5sX) 579
I would think that if Ace were to offer merch, and actually monetise this joint, it would be like selling out and going commercial and all that, and then he might have to remunerate the help, etc...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 11:42 PM (7WaWV) 580
#572
Asshole Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2019 11:42 PM (wiXsO) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 11:42 PM (aA3+G) 582
I think an HQ book would be hysterical. And why in the world hasn't Ace come out with a line of merchandise???
Car window stickers like theCHIVE...KCCO Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 30, 2019 11:42 PM (UFLLM) 583
@574: "Yes, need a LIDAR point cloud."
Maybe a miniature black hole on the mound and some careful gravimetric lensing. Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:42 PM (O5s03) 584
No way. Not yet. Astros are too good to write off.
Posted by: bluebell at October 30 **** Come on BBells. You sound like a Mariners fan. Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 11:42 PM (axyOa) 585
Got distracted looking at the subway costumes. Some of those were pretty good.
And now it's later than it's supposed to be. If only I could, like, turn back the clock. Oh well. Bonus notchoes amigos y amigas. Manana bananas. zzz Posted by: mindful webworker - arrevederci albuquerque at October 30, 2019 11:42 PM (RnSBy) 586
I probably wouldn't be so mad about this had the Nats fans not booed Trump like they did.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2019 11:39 PM (wiXsO) I was pulling for the Nads until then. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2019 11:41 PM (RFAn/) It was a few assholes. There was also a lot of cheering. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:42 PM (PRXn2) 587
Jake the Goat Marisnick, if had bobbled that one - he would need an escort to the LA line.
Posted by: Jean at October 30, 2019 11:43 PM (B7KlG) 588
I suppose some do. She is more of a nutritionist, with actual education in nutrition at a Ph.D. level.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:41 PM (+KLFa) I'm curious: what experimental work exactly does one perform to earn a Ph.D. in nutrition? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2019 11:43 PM (RFAn/) 589
Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:39 PM (KITk3)
Tell her she's witnessed the most unique WS in history - the away team won every game. (remembers shouting self hoarse at 16-inning Astros-Mets NLCS game in '86) Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 11:43 PM (q1Pj5) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 30, 2019 11:43 PM (aA3+G) 591
I probably wouldn't be so mad about this had the Nats fans not booed Trump like they did.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2019 11:39 PM (wiXsO) ------- I didn't like that either, redridinghood. But I keep in mind that the team had nothing to do with that. Sure, if the Nats win, some Trump haters will be happy. But I'll bet if the Astros win, some Trump haters will be happy too. Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 11:43 PM (aXucN) 592
"I probably wouldn't be so mad about this had the Nats fans not booed Trump like they did."
What they did was wrong. It was uncalled for. Simple courtesy, simple decency, would have done so much better than that. Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:44 PM (KITk3) 593
Nope. Ain't happening. Sorry, guys. This is over.
Oh, well... I'm getting my child and help her understand. ..... Just try to explain to her that some teams go over a 100 years without winning the world series and that she may grow up, grow old and die without the Astros ever playing in the World Series again. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2019 11:44 PM (YA914) 594
To be fair, it's not like there were many cheap seats in DC for games three through five.
Mostly professional lobbyists, staffers, and hangers on. Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:44 PM (O5s03) 595
572
your only win in your life.........climb outa yer grandparent's basement and breath real air before it's too late..... Posted by: Nightwatch Archer rampart at October 30, 2019 11:44 PM (kFkpX) 596
580
I would think that if Ace were to offer merch, and actually monetise this joint, it would be like selling out and going commercial and all that, and then he might have to remunerate the help, etc... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asett Yes, it does seem like a Bill Watterson vibe... Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 30, 2019 11:44 PM (LOq4H) 597
I take nothing for granted when it comes to baseball so I can't relax until the game is over.
Go Nats!! Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2019 11:45 PM (bmdz3) 598
Had to be quite the shock of emotions for Astro fans what with the way G was pitching and Nats weren't hitting...
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2019 11:45 PM (r+sAi) 599
My child tells me it's not over. I told her it is. There is no way around it.
Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:45 PM (KITk3) 600
Here we go!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 11:45 PM (axyOa) 601
It was a few assholes. There was also a lot of cheering.
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:42 PM (PRXn2) Then the Americans there should've beaten the balls off of the Reds who were booing. I wouldn't have booed the Negro, even though I didn't support him. He was still President. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2019 11:45 PM (RFAn/) 602
The "Jack Ryan" season one was okay. But if you really want a really different and darkly funny show, check out "Patriot" (two seasons now) I think from Amazon Prime (have since cancelled along with Netflix).
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:45 PM (WqPYg) 603
@592: "... she may grow up, grow old and die without the Astros ever playing in the World Series again."
Kinda like being a Dallas Cowboys fan. Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:46 PM (O5s03) 604
Happy for you, bluebell.
But you can understand the animosity those of us in flyover country have for the denizens of the swamp aka DC. Yeah, we know there are some decent folks such as yourself that live in that AO, but still... Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:46 PM (RU4sa) Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:47 PM (PRXn2) 606
Fast work
Posted by: Jean at October 30, 2019 11:47 PM (B7KlG) 607
605 @592: "... she may grow up, grow old and die without the Astros ever playing in the World Series again."
Kinda like being a Dallas Cowboys fan. Posted by: Walter Freeman A Pirates fan. (grumble grumble) Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 30, 2019 11:47 PM (goKav) 608
One more to go...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 11:47 PM (+ldAm) 609
Vegetarians / vegans have trouble getting enough vit-B because food's food doesn't provide enough for humans. I'd bet it's included in her supplements.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2019 11:28 PM (0ReGO) * * * * Prolly so. I was worried about her getting adequate protein from plant based sources only. The brain synapses need those chemicals in order to fire right. But she ate salmon so I have to wonder how strictly "vegan" her diet really is. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:48 PM (+KLFa) 610
If they accept an invitation to the WH then I'll respect them.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2019 11:48 PM (wiXsO) 611
Watching a team celebrate a championship is always fun. Few pure joy moments in life.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2019 11:48 PM (r+sAi) 612
@610: "A Pirates fan. (grumble grumble)"
Being a St. Louis Blues fan in hockey, I'll tell you anything is possible, if you live long enough! Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:48 PM (O5s03) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 30, 2019 11:48 PM (wYseH) 614
"Astros"? "Nationals"?
Bah. Those aren't even real teams. Now the Philadelphia Athletics and the Brooklyn Dodgers, THOSE were teams. Posted by: Crusty Old Codger at October 30, 2019 11:48 PM (/A5sX) 615
I have to say, on behalf of my fellow Astros fans, that the anal we got in the latter half of this game was a surprise.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 11:48 PM (ykYG2) 616
Oh, Shut-Up...
Posted by: All of Cleveland at October 30, 2019 11:49 PM (Ckg4U) 617
They've been in the Series the last several years. It's okay id they don't win every one.
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:49 PM (PRXn2) 618
But she ate salmon so I have to wonder how strictly "vegan" her diet really is.
------ You mean fish aren't a vegetable? Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 30, 2019 11:49 PM (3Z6pZ) 619
Some of the rough ideas I came up with... better developed ones are on the machine, just have the phone tonight... https://tinyurl.com/y27tuwb2 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 30, 2019 11:49 PM (e/H31) 620
YD's AoSHQ Monopoly game is pure genius, in my exalted opinion...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 11:49 PM (7WaWV) 621
I brainstormed a bunch of cool ideas, made mockups, the whole bit, and received no response whatsoever.
*shrugs* Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 30, 2019 11:37 PM (e/H31) _________ I remember that! Thanks for doing so ... bummer. Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:49 PM (WqPYg) 622
615 @610: "A Pirates fan. (grumble grumble)"
Being a St. Louis Blues fan in hockey, I'll tell you anything is possible, if you live long enough! Posted by: Walter Freeman ------ Reds fan here... Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 11:50 PM (+ldAm) Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:50 PM (O5s03) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2019 11:50 PM (r+sAi) 625
What they did was wrong. It was uncalled for. Simple courtesy, simple decency, would have done so much better than that. Posted by: theduchessofkitty But PDT will be the epitome of class and invite them to the WH and be gracious. BTW up yours Vindman. Life as a troll must be tough . Posted by: Mama Kass at October 30, 2019 11:50 PM (kfLSM) 626
Oh, well. We are all disappointed around here. We just lost a big one. The Deep State won.
Just remember they were supported by Federal workers watching. With taxpayer money. The most pampered workers in the world. Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:50 PM (KITk3) 627
Expos Win The Series, Canada Burns tonight!
Posted by: Jean at October 30, 2019 11:50 PM (B7KlG) 628
OMG!! The Nats win the World Series!!
Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2019 11:50 PM (bmdz3) 629
Congrats to the Nationals. Well done.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 30, 2019 11:51 PM (goKav) 630
Now to take out the trash...
Posted by: klaftern at October 30, 2019 11:51 PM (RuIsu) 631
Congrats Nats and fans and bluebell.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2019 11:51 PM (r+sAi) 632
Congrats, bluebell.
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:51 PM (RU4sa) 633
Congrats Nat fans
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Supreme at October 30, 2019 11:51 PM (kfLSM) 634
Rummages for gnats hat.
See, I told y'all. Started to cheer for the Astros at the ALCS, so that guaranteed a Nats win. Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 11:51 PM (6qErC) 635
617 "Astros"? "Nationals"?
Bah. Those aren't even real teams. Now the Philadelphia Athletics and the Brooklyn Dodgers, THOSE were teams. Posted by: Crusty Old Codger ------- The oldest team in professional sports, my Cincinnati Redlegs, would like a word here... Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 11:51 PM (+ldAm) 636
Now the Philadelphia Athletics and the Brooklyn Dodgers, THOSE were teams.
I remember those days. Back when the bases were still made out of goat stomachs stuffed with cedar shavings. Those were the days. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2019 11:51 PM (YA914) 637
(Where the hell was Altuve in all this?)
Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:39 PM (KITk3) _______ He played pretty well overall, but unfortunately grounded into a number of double-plays the past couple of games. They figured out they need to pitch him low, not high. Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:51 PM (WqPYg) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 11:51 PM (ykYG2) Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 11:51 PM (aXucN) 640
Congrats to the Nats. But there is no joy in Floodville this day.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 11:51 PM (q1Pj5) 641
All Road Wins in the Series, just a crazy series.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2019 11:52 PM (r+sAi) Posted by: bryce harper at October 30, 2019 11:52 PM (ug9e3) Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:52 PM (PRXn2) 644
Decent day today. Decided it was time to get the boiler ready to be fired up. Replaced the expansion tank and an air-vent valve. Cleaned the water pressure regulator filter, oiled circulator pumps and motors. Fired it up. No explosion yet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 11:52 PM (xSo9G) 645
And a zillionaire will get a free car.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2019 11:52 PM (r+sAi) 646
>>> 612 Vegetarians / vegans have trouble getting enough vit-B because food's food doesn't provide enough for humans. I'd bet it's included in her supplements.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2019 11:28 PM (0ReGO) * * * * Prolly so. I was worried about her getting adequate protein from plant based sources only. The brain synapses need those chemicals in order to fire right. But she ate salmon so I have to wonder how strictly "vegan" her diet really is. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:48 PM (+KLFa) I had a cow-orker in college who made an exception for fish, and others gave her crap by calling fishes "fast vegetables". Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2019 11:52 PM (0ReGO) 647
622 Some of the rough ideas I came up with... better developed ones are on the machine, just have the phone tonight...
https://tinyurl.com/y27tuwb2 623 YD's AoSHQ Monopoly game is pure genius, in my exalted opinion... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 11:49 PM Quelle coincidence! Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 11:52 PM (7WaWV) 648
N A T S
Nats Nats Nats. Woo Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at October 30, 2019 11:53 PM (w2TA9) Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2019 11:53 PM (bmdz3) 650
Thanks for the graciousness, guys. I appreciate it. We've been taking our kids to see Nats games since the first year they were here.
Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 11:53 PM (aXucN) 651
Progressives: "You can't question LTC Vindman's patriotism!"
Also, Progressives: "LTG Flynn is a traitor." Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 30, 2019 11:53 PM (BmkGd) Posted by: Sock Monkey...Supreme at October 30, 2019 11:53 PM (kfLSM) Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 11:53 PM (axyOa) 654
Nicely done Nats... you guys were resilient. Job well done..
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 11:53 PM (+ldAm) 655
And now, the World Almanac can go to press.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 30, 2019 11:53 PM (3Z6pZ) 656
BC, ha.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 30, 2019 11:54 PM (PUmDY) 657
Remember that picture we all like to laugh at of Obama's staffers standing outside the White House before Obama handed over the keys? All wearing black with the crossed arms and pouty faces?
I think the whistleblower guy is standing next to Valerie Jarret. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 30, 2019 11:54 PM (TLxpZ) 658
Fireworks outside, didn't expect that
Posted by: Jean at October 30, 2019 11:54 PM (B7KlG) 659
Mostly professional lobbyists, staffers, and hangers on.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:44 PM (O5s03) Look at the bright side, in the long run almost every one of those seats was purchased, directly or indirectly, with your tax dollars! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 11:54 PM (BiNEL) 660
I tell you, I've had a hell of a week so far. Driving down the highway to Downtown Houston. In the rain. Yesterday, I was fearing the possibility of flooding. But I had to drive through all of it. My mission was of the utmost importance.
Had to do the same thing today. And I will have to do it tomorrow. And stay there until the very evening. Not easy at all. It's a family matter, and it's exhausting. Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:54 PM (KITk3) 661
Sorry VINDMAN, Trump brought the WINNING to DC. There is NO STOPPING the Trump Train!
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:55 PM (PRXn2) 662
Congrats to all the Nats/Trump fans on this board.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2019 11:55 PM (wiXsO) 663
Yep
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:55 PM (RU4sa) 664
Progressives: "You can't question LTC Vindman's patriotism!"
Also, Progressives: "LTG Flynn is a traitor." Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 30, 2019 11:53 PM One word: Randall "Duke" Cunningham... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 30, 2019 11:55 PM (7WaWV) 665
Right under the Amazon affiliate link that hasn't gone to him in years.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (t+qrx) * * * * What???? All my linking has been for naught... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:55 PM (+KLFa) 666
Fireworks outside, didn't expect that
Posted by: Jean at October 30, 2019 11:54 PM (B7KlG) ------- Must be some of those gawdawful Federal workers. Posted by: bluebell at October 30, 2019 11:56 PM (aXucN) 667
I don't recommend standing next to whistleblower guy in the present tense.
Posted by: klaftern at October 30, 2019 11:56 PM (RuIsu) 668
https://bit.ly/335bQ12
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 30, 2019 11:56 PM (TLxpZ) 669
My suspicion of Kavanaugh is rooted in the revelation that he holds season tickets for the Nationals.
*sideways glance* Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 30, 2019 11:56 PM (e/H31) 670
Woo Hoo! the Rockies are now tied for first place for next year!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2019 11:56 PM (r+sAi) 671
662 Mostly professional lobbyists, staffers, and hangers on.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:44 PM (O5s03) Don't forget us Beltway Bandits. :-) Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 30, 2019 11:56 PM (goKav) 672
Still love my Astros and Texas!
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2019 11:56 PM (wiXsO) 673
They figured out they need to pitch him low, not high"
From what few bits I saw, Astros never did adapt. IMNSHO, the Yankees would've done better against an NL team... Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 11:56 PM (6qErC) 674
Max Scherzer! Fast talking sports cliche chat bot!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2019 11:56 PM (O5s03) 675
...At least we still got the Texans!
Fuck it, where's that brandy. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 11:51 PM (ykYG2) And the revolver. And the single bullet... /snrk Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 30, 2019 11:56 PM (QzJWU) 676
I'm curious: what experimental work exactly does one perform to earn a Ph.D. in nutrition?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2019 11:43 PM (RFAn/) * * * * I have no idea... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2019 11:56 PM (+KLFa) Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 11:57 PM (RU4sa) 678
642 .."See you at Mass on Sunday, JTB!!!"
If I needed proof, this shows that God loves me and loves a surprise. :-) There are little fireworks going off in our neighborhood. Posted by: JTB at October 30, 2019 11:57 PM (bmdz3) 679
Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:54 PM (KITk3)
Ma'am, it's gonna tale more than losing a well fought Series to bring Texas down.... and you being a Texan, why you are gonna do just fine, too!!!!! Don't get discouraged. Prayers up. Focus on happy thoughts and the joys of life, truly. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:58 PM (PRXn2) 680
I'm curious: what experimental work exactly does one perform to earn a Ph.D. in nutrition?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2019 11:43 PM (RFAn/) ------ I bet Cannibal Bob could make some coin as a research subject. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 30, 2019 11:58 PM (e/H31) 681
What's the over/under on federal absences tomorrow?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 30, 2019 11:58 PM (LOq4H) 682
Those t-shirt ideas are pretty sweet. If someone wanted to go forward, I do apparel work on the side. Link in name.
Posted by: Trog04 at October 30, 2019 11:58 PM (u/qoh) 683
> Some of the rough ideas I came up with... better developed ones are on the machine, just have the phone tonight...
Phenomenal work, YD! I'd definitely buy some of that stuff, were it available. Posted by: Crusty Old Codger at October 30, 2019 11:58 PM (/A5sX) 684
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright
(not in Houston, it's currently raining fairly hard) The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light. And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout. But there is no joy in Mudville, the Astros have struck out. Ernest Lawrence Thayer 1863 - 1940 Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 11:58 PM (q1Pj5) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 30, 2019 11:58 PM (BiNEL) 686
We've been taking our kids to see Nats games since the first year they were here"
Was at game #2, then box seats for the 1st interleague game. Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 11:58 PM (6qErC) 687
I'm curious: what experimental work exactly does one perform to earn a Ph.D. in nutrition?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Check whatever the government says we should be doing - because its probably wrong. Posted by: Jean at October 30, 2019 11:58 PM (B7KlG) 688
ineffableisland.com/2019/10/first-time-water-detected-on.html
... a super Earth sized planet. K2-18b, eight times Earth mass. 110 light years away. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 11:59 PM (ykYG2) 689
Ugh!!!
![]() Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 30, 2019 11:59 PM (/UQ/R) 690
Alrighty folks, been fun but the rack is calling.. nite all and remember to play nicely - except for the troll...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 11:59 PM (+ldAm) 691
is sBFuy adding anything to this thread other than explosive diarrhea?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 31, 2019 12:00 AM (ykYG2) 692
hi WDS!!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 31, 2019 12:00 AM (ykYG2) 693
Too bad for Greinke. He was great tonight. I actually thought he'd pitch a complete game and shut the Nats out.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 31, 2019 12:00 AM (d6Ksn) 694
I'm curious: what experimental work exactly does one perform to earn a Ph.D. in nutrition?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2019 11:43 PM An acquaintance of mine, rose to the level of MSRD by feeding chocolate to rats... Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 31, 2019 12:00 AM (7WaWV) 695
I would like to thank bluebell for using so much of her good luck mojo for the Nats this season.
Posted by: JTB at October 31, 2019 12:00 AM (bmdz3) 696
Anyone watch The Deuce on HBO? The finale blew big chunks. The 2nd last show should have been the finale as it was very good.
Anyway, I was reading some reviews of it, and every fucking one I read had a reference to Trump. Keep in mind this is about a show set in the 70s and 80s. And yet the lib writers still had to tie to to Trump somehow. TDS just keeps going.... Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 31, 2019 12:01 AM (FiUMj) 697
673
Woo Hoo! the Rockies are now tied for first place for next year! Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 30, 2019 11:56 PM (r+sAi) ________ With the D-Backs, who were really hurt by installing that humidor at home in which to keep the balls from flying out of the park two years ago ... Posted by: ShainS at October 31, 2019 12:01 AM (WqPYg) 698
I had a cow-orker in college who made an exception for fish, and others gave her crap by calling fishes "fast vegetables".
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2019 11:52 PM (0ReGO) * * * * Good one! Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 31, 2019 12:01 AM (+KLFa) 699
I am NOT TIRED of WINNING yet! Suck on that Vindman. Nats did not do jackshit til TRUMP came to town.
TRUMP keeps bringing all the WINNING! He told us we'd WIN so much we'd get tired of it. I am not tired of it, and he's even got you trolls gloating about his WINNING! Posted by: Trump'ette at October 31, 2019 12:02 AM (PRXn2) 700
I'd like to see Trump adopt Conan as his WH pet.
Bring that dog with him to all his press conferences, cue him up when reporters start getting a little lippy. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2019 12:02 AM (YA914) 701
I would like to thank bluebell for using so much of her good luck mojo for the Nats this season."
Meh. My luck had more to do w/it. /grins. Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 31, 2019 12:02 AM (6qErC) Posted by: bryce harper at October 31, 2019 12:03 AM (ug9e3) 703
I think the Nats fans were right about Trump, he has the next election all locked up.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2019 12:03 AM (r+sAi) 704
I would like to thank bluebell for using so much of her good luck mojo for the Nats this season.
Posted by: JTB at October 31, 2019 12:00 AM (bmdz3) ------- Ha. Like it had anything to do with me! Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2019 12:03 AM (aXucN) 705
In all honesty, I know a nutritionist who's an actual M.D., and does it as a side thing.
He could probably answer that question. But he'd be the first to tell you it's mostly just commonsense dietary advice + testing for specific food sensitivities/mild allergies, etc. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2019 12:04 AM (e/H31) 706
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Alrighty folks, been fun but the rack is calling.. nite all and remember to play nicely - except for the troll... Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 11:59 PM (+ldAm) _______ Whose rack? ;-) g'night all Posted by: ShainS at October 31, 2019 12:04 AM (WqPYg) 707
Congrats Nats fans. I'm sure I'd be happy for them if I still lived in DC. You have to give them a ton of credit for what they achieved this season. But that booing in DC really kinda wrecked it for me. I didn't want those assholes to be happy.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 31, 2019 12:04 AM (d6Ksn) 708
B. Francis O'Rourke should do a dry run and confiscate or buy back all of the Puerto Rican cockfighting chickens.
Posted by: mercenary13 at October 31, 2019 12:04 AM (Grqx7) 709
So our e-lus-tri-us Mayor in LA, Sir Eric posing on the Getty Fire....wait? The same Getty old oil capitalist Getty whose drug idled children that took over from J. PAUL brought the real estate agent of their properties to...GAV to the gov of Cali?
just......shakes head......there you are.....GAV brought and paid for......OH THE GETTY MUSEUM SAVED from the fire......yup..... Posted by: Nightwatch Archer rampart at October 31, 2019 12:04 AM (kFkpX) 710
Shit
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 31, 2019 12:04 AM (ug9e3) 711
... a super Earth sized planet. K2-18b, eight times Earth mass. 110 light years away.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 11:59 PM (ykYG2) I'm guessing surface gravity would be about 2 G's, maybe a little more? Humans could possibly adapt. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2019 12:05 AM (/sgva) 712
Everybody loves Trump, especially Vindman. He wants to have Trump's babies.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2019 12:05 AM (r+sAi) 713
LL, I think the Leftovers was the last truly great hbo show.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2019 12:05 AM (PUmDY) 714
I didn't want those assholes to be happy.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 31, 2019 12:04 AM (d6Ksn) --------- I have learned over the years that there are jerks everywhere. Sometimes, inevitably, they will be happy. That doesn't have to diminish our own happiness. Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2019 12:06 AM (aXucN) 715
Congratulations bluebell. Way to hang tough.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2019 12:06 AM (ZLI7S) 716
684 Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 30, 2019 11:54 PM (KITk3)
Ma'am, it's gonna tale more than losing a well fought Series to bring Texas down.... and you being a Texan, why you are gonna do just fine, too!!!!! Why, Texas Teams have lost more championships than most other teams have ever been in!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2019 12:06 AM (V2Yro) 717
Let's not discount Harper's departure, either. Dude is a major headache, and was glad to see him gone.
jr mouse just texted, said his co workers are po'd at him for wearing curly W hat today Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 31, 2019 12:07 AM (6qErC) 718
Hi bth! How goes it? Loving January in October?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at October 31, 2019 12:07 AM (/UQ/R) Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2019 12:08 AM (aXucN) 720
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2019 12:05 AM (r+sAi)
He sure does. He just loves basking in all this TRUMP WINNING, probably has a stiffy right now, dontcha, Vindman? Got epic wood, from all this TRUMP WINNING. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 31, 2019 12:08 AM (PRXn2) Posted by: Ivo Shandor at October 31, 2019 12:09 AM (ykYG2) Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 31, 2019 12:09 AM (6qErC) 723
Love Ryan Zimmerman. I think he was 20 when he started playing for the Nats their first year.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2019 12:09 AM (aXucN) 724
Well if anything I guess tonight proves how little I give a shit about baseball. I was in the room here playing guitar, the wife pops her head in, and the conversation goes like this-
Her - tonight is the last night for baseball Me- why? Her- its the world series, last game, 8th inning, and this team playing tonight hasn't won in like 80 years Me- Shit, they must really suck. What team is this? and so on and so on.. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2019 12:09 AM (9Om/r) Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2019 12:09 AM (aXucN) 726
I think Vindy met the strong pimp backhand. LOL
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2019 12:10 AM (r+sAi) 727
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2019 12:06 AM (V2Yro)
Well at least they GET to the Championships. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 31, 2019 12:10 AM (PRXn2) 728
WDS, I just today got the
Steamboat is sending me junk mail that they got 68". Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 31, 2019 12:11 AM (ykYG2) Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2019 12:11 AM (q1Pj5) 730
In Joe Buck's bio he apparently talks about how he has a debilitating hair plugs addiction.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 31, 2019 12:11 AM (H5knJ) Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 31, 2019 12:12 AM (6qErC) 732
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2019 12:10 AM (r+sAi)
He will learn to love the touch of Trump's Pimp Hand. WINNING is addictive, even for trolls. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 31, 2019 12:12 AM (PRXn2) Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2019 12:13 AM (aXucN) 734
725 What the hell goes on with Joe Buck's hair?
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2019 12:09 AM (aXucN) Troy Aikman jizz Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2019 12:13 AM (aA3+G) 735
Her - tonight is the last night for baseball
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 31, 2019 12:09 AM (9Om/r) *ears perk up* Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2019 12:13 AM (t+qrx) 736
Once the Jays move to the US, wil they call it the National Series?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2019 12:13 AM (e/H31) 737
In Joe Buck's bio he apparently talks about how he has a debilitating hair plugs addiction.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 31, 2019 12:11 AM (H5knJ) -------- I was thinking more of the color. Colors. Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2019 12:13 AM (aXucN) 738
Trump'ette is almost creeping me out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2019 12:14 AM (2B9A/) 739
Ugh Nationals win
Swamp team on top Posted by: the Butcher at October 31, 2019 12:15 AM (OonSC) 740
If she starts describing running her fingers through the fine, luxurious scalp weasel, that will cinch it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2019 12:15 AM (2B9A/) 741
Ok I got to call it. Have a wonderful tomorrow everyone.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 31, 2019 12:15 AM (r+sAi) 742
Troy Aikman jizz
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2019 12:13 AM (aA3+G) I may never stop laughing, OMG. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 31, 2019 12:16 AM (PRXn2) 743
Later, GM...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2019 12:16 AM (e/H31) 744
729 *looks at kbdabear's Overnight Underwear pics for consolement*
Holy Smokes!!! *takes a gander* I'll be in my bunk.... Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 31, 2019 12:16 AM (goKav) 745
Once the Jays move to the US, wil they call it the National Series?"
Well, to be fair, it's often played in the Bronx... Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 31, 2019 12:16 AM (6qErC) 746
Some day, perhaps, I should endeavour to learn the rules of beisb¢l so I can follow teh game, but I probably won't...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at October 31, 2019 12:17 AM (7WaWV) 747
I gotta say, I don't like the pitchers getting the MVP. Position players are in for every game.
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 31, 2019 12:17 AM (PRXn2) 748
713 LL, I think the Leftovers was the last truly great hbo show.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 31, 2019 12:05 AM (PUmDY) __ Never saw that one. I only have HBO for the series. Silicon Valley, Succession, The Deuce, Westworld. There's good stuff there. But art is of course subjective. One man's good show is another mans's hot pile of garbage. Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 31, 2019 12:18 AM (FiUMj) Posted by: Sock Monkey...Supreme at October 31, 2019 12:18 AM (kfLSM) 750
Good night, everyone. Sweet dreams.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2019 12:19 AM (aXucN) 751
I gotta say, I don't like the pitchers getting the MVP. Position players are in for every game.
****** I thought Rendon was outstanding. So smooth and solid at 3rd, timely hits and RBI's. Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2019 12:19 AM (mvenn) 752
Night Bluebell and Guy Mohawk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2019 12:20 AM (2B9A/) 753
"Some day, perhaps, I should endeavour to learn the rules of beisb¢l so I can follow teh game, but I probably won't..."
Hey, I've never learned the rules of the game, and I really don't follow baseball at all, even though I grew up in a place where baseball is a Very Big Deal. I just checked it this time because the Astros are good people, and they have connected with us here in Houston. Posted by: theduchessofkitty at October 31, 2019 12:20 AM (KITk3) 754
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2019 12:14 AM (2B9A/)
Sorry about that. Just needed to remind the troll that this win goes in Trump's column with all the others. Are YOU tired of winning yet? I am NOT. A handful of assholes do not ruin this win for me. Trump turns everything to gold. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 31, 2019 12:20 AM (PRXn2) 755
Some day, perhaps, I should endeavour to learn the rules of"
It's easy. See the ball, hit the ball. Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 31, 2019 12:21 AM (6qErC) 756
I will say this, I don't know if death by black
licorice is a particularly gruesome end, but I can tell head-splitting headache by black licorice liquor definitely sucks an enormous donkey d*ck of epic proportions. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2019 10:18 PM (YA914) You are supposed to dribble cold water into it to make it milky, it is called "louching" I don't drink Raki, but I adore Aguardiente, which is pretty much the same thing made out of sugar cane. I actually liked the Colombian stuff because it was originally made out the cane bagasse that was left over after they got the molasses out of the cane, after they got the sugar out. However, it is now made out of white rum just like every sensible country around the Caribbean. I buy cheap white rum and macerate anise and star anise in it, it makes me plenty happy for the price. I save my $20 purchases for the odd bottle of Pisco . . . Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2019 12:21 AM (1glZx) 757
If it weren't for the booing thing, I wouldn't even have known who was in the WS. I did hear that last Sunday was a special day for sportsball junkies since every sport was on TV. Exciting times for sports books.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 31, 2019 12:21 AM (FiUMj) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2019 12:21 AM (t9Q9e) 759
738 Trump'ette is almost creeping me out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2019 12:14 AM (2B9A/) She is excited..... Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 31, 2019 12:21 AM (ug9e3) 760
714 ... "I have learned over the years that there are jerks everywhere. Sometimes, inevitably, they will be happy. That doesn't have to diminish our own happiness."
bluebell, Perfectly phrased. It still hasn't fully set in yet. Posted by: JTB at October 31, 2019 12:21 AM (bmdz3) 761
Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2019 12:19 AM (mvenn)
Plus he's a Dreamboat and humble af and a class act all the way. Posted by: Trump'ette at October 31, 2019 12:22 AM (PRXn2) 762
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 31, 2019 12:21 AM (ug9e3)
I know you are, too, what a Series! Posted by: Trump'ette at October 31, 2019 12:23 AM (PRXn2) 763
I thought Rendon was outstanding. So smooth and solid at 3rd, timely hits and RBI's.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2019 12:19 AM (mvenn) I agree. Mr. cool as a cucumber! Very professional. Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 31, 2019 12:24 AM (dH/BH) Posted by: Carl Spackler at October 31, 2019 12:25 AM (kfLSM) 765
Okay, I have worn out my welcome, goodnight my friends!
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 31, 2019 12:25 AM (PRXn2) 766
"470 455 May I ask what an SME is?
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:06 PM (PRXn2) _______ I believe that's a Subject Matter Expert. Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:18 PM (WqPYg) Seasonal Meat Entree" *************************** Short Model Enfield Posted by: Cosda at October 31, 2019 12:26 AM (M11co) 767
got the new (to us) truck home in one piece...
it's a monkey model, so i no longer have power windows, or mirrors, or satellite radio (for now), but it does have AC and it's a stick, so no one in this town will be able to steal it. and it's ours, not a lease, and it's a Nissan, so no UAW made shit to constantly repair. Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 12:27 AM (/7QQs) 768
Night y'all. Lots to do in the am...
And even tho the mouse family lives in Texas, the only team BB caps I own are Nats... And Yankees. Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 31, 2019 12:27 AM (6qErC) 769
May I ask what an SME is?
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 30, 2019 11:06 PM (PRXn2) _______ I believe that's a Subject Matter Expert. Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 11:18 PM (WqPYg) Seasonal Meat Entree" *************************** Short Model Enfield Posted by: Cosda at October 31, 2019 12:26 AM (M11co) --- all of the above. Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 12:28 AM (/7QQs) 770
...I have worn out my welcome...
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 31, 2019 12:25 AM (PRXn2) That is possible here?! Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 31, 2019 12:29 AM (dH/BH) Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2019 12:29 AM (1glZx) 772
America's pastime
Before Obama or was it Carter....yeah the peanut farmer was beating on swimming rabbits from his canoe and that crippled baseball.....but President Putt-Putt....yeah.....he sucked race baiting to high form so that might have had caused Trevon not to be picked up by the Nationals before he was shot.... Posted by: Nightwatch Archer rampart at October 31, 2019 12:30 AM (kFkpX) 773
Concerning a team visit to the White House. I have never heard any of the players express political opinions one way or another. I suspect they will show their class with a WH visit. They would do it for the fans, if nothing else.
Posted by: JTB at October 31, 2019 12:30 AM (bmdz3) Posted by: Cosda at October 31, 2019 12:33 AM (M11co) Posted by: Nightwatch Archer rampart at October 31, 2019 12:33 AM (kFkpX) 776
I hope the WH ends the stupid [recent] tradition of inviting pro sportsball champions. College and younger might be OK. The pros have ruined it, they can't be trusted not to disgrace themselves. Was it true that the owners dissed Trump the other night as well? If it is, he'll know, and if it is I trust he'll pass on this one.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 12:37 AM (QDnY+) 777
As much as I resent government employees these days...whatever they're paying those poor bastards to clean the fat berg out of the sewer isn't enough.
Eeessh.. Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2019 12:39 AM (tH5fk) 778
Democrats
can self implode and I will sit back and watch the mushroom cloud..hopefully with the maximum amount of terminal collateral damage.......we need to have this done. Posted by: Nightwatch Archer rampart at October 31, 2019 12:41 AM (kFkpX) 779
774 "That is actually SMLE
Posted by: Kindltot" Forgot Lee. Posted by: Cosda at October 31, 2019 12:33 AM (M11co) Damn Rebs. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2019 12:43 AM (2B9A/) 780
777 As much as I resent government employees these days...whatever they're paying those poor bastards to clean the fat berg out of the sewer isn't enough.
Eeessh.. Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2019 12:39 AM (tH5fk) I am sure the smell is memorable. And all the stuff... stuck in the fat. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2019 12:44 AM (2B9A/) 781
I suspect they will show their class with a WH visit. They would do it for the fans, if nothing else.
Posted by: JTB at October 31, 2019 12:30 AM (bmdz3) ------- The NFL just called and left a message. It said *snort*, flowed by an * eyeroll* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 31, 2019 12:45 AM (XVuno) 782
There's a horror story somewhere in a fatberg coming to life and exuding pseudopods at the clean up crew
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 31, 2019 12:46 AM (ykYG2) 783
Eeessh..
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2019 12:39 AM (tH5fk) I am sure the smell is memorable. And all the stuff... stuck in the fat. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2019 12:44 AM (2B9A/) Who ya gonna call? Fatbusters! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2019 12:47 AM (/sgva) 784
Is the intergalactic sportsball championship of the world over?GAF meter (static)
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 31, 2019 12:48 AM (SxBH1) 785
There's a horror story somewhere in a fatberg coming to life and exuding pseudopods at the clean up crew
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 31, 2019 12:46 AM (ykYG2) I imagine it wearing an Elizabeth Warren shirt. Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2019 12:49 AM (t+qrx) 786
Not that it wasn't evident from the very first week, but this absolutely absurd episode with the clueless nobody NSC staffer who doesn't understand how the constitutional system works indicates a very wide and deep rot in the system.
And the ignorance of somebody allowed near such a job. Doesn't appear to have even a basic understanding of presidential power. And his subject area "expertise" would also seem to be of the clueless variety. Ukraine. Big deal for the Russians, medium deal for the Euros - near bupkis for us. Beltway mediocrity appears to be relentlessly worsening. Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 12:49 AM (QDnY+) 787
..There's a horror story somewhere in a fatberg coming to life and exuding pseudopods at the clean up crew
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 31, 2019 12:46 AM (ykYG2) It's been done. But Meggie Mac has yet to actually write her autobiography. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2019 12:51 AM (QzJWU) 788
781 I suspect they will show their class with a WH visit. They would do it for the fans, if nothing else.
Posted by: JTB at October 31, 2019 12:30 AM (bmdz3) DC voted something like 97 percent for Hil. Most Nats fans will be pissed off if they visit the WH, unless they do something like insult Trump to his face. Then most Nats fans (not the ones here, of course) will be ecstatically happy! Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 31, 2019 12:52 AM (d6Ksn) 789
...I have worn out my welcome...
Posted by: Trump'ette Nah...some of the morans are like my dog. They find something they think is smelly and they just hsve to roll in it. Y'all are good Trump'ette. Way to cheer for your team. Posted by: Carl Spackler at October 31, 2019 12:52 AM (kfLSM) 790
and it's ours, not a lease, and it's a Nissan, so no UAW made shit to constantly repair.
Posted by: redc1c4 ---- Ah. Two 'new' Nissans here in the last month or so. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2019 12:52 AM (xSo9G) 791
For the above quip, I actually wanted to use the name of that VERY fat newlywed chick on CNN or MSNBC (difference?), but could not remember her name.
oh well. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2019 12:53 AM (QzJWU) 792
Didn't look - did we decide that's a Burke-class way up above in the photo?
Presumably the photo depicts the last moments before a collision with a Philippine-flagged cargo ship that has been desperately calling and signalling them to avoid a crash? Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 12:53 AM (QDnY+) 793
I imagine it wearing an Elizabeth Warren shirt.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2019 12:49 AM (t+qrx) Giant fatbergs calving off the Thames Fat Shelf, and menacing shipping in the Channel. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2019 12:54 AM (/sgva) 794
Rendon really is a fantastic player. Not too popular in his hometown tonight - but he truly is clutch.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 31, 2019 12:54 AM (d6Ksn) 795
765 Okay, I have worn out my welcome, goodnight my friends!
Posted by: Trump'ette at October 31, 2019 12:25 AM (PRXn2) Night Trump'ette. And do not mind my comment above. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2019 12:54 AM (2B9A/) 796
Just put into DVD player Dauntless: Battle of Midway.
Pretty sure which true story this is based on. A Dauntless crew after the first strike who went in the drink and IIRC about five days later being fished out by a PBY piloted by a guy the Dauntless pilot had not seen since Biloxi high school. They used a few photos and the Trumpeter 1/32d scale Dauntless to build their full size SBD cockpit. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2019 12:56 AM (t9Q9e) 797
For the above quip, I actually wanted to use the name of that VERY fat newlywed chick on CNN or MSNBC (difference?), but could not remember her name.
oh well. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2019 12:53 AM (QzJWU) Ana(sp?) Navarro? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2019 12:56 AM (2B9A/) 798
I'd have eaten that fatberg for a small fee.
Posted by: Michael Moore at October 31, 2019 12:57 AM (H5knJ) 799
..Presumably the photo depicts the last moments before a collision with a Philippine-flagged cargo ship that has been desperately calling and signalling them to avoid a crash?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 12:53 AM (QDnY+) When the Skipper is in her quarters and not even in her "at sea" cabin just off the Bridge, and the XO is trying to parallel park while putting on makeup, the CIC is pulling Mean Girl stunts at the Situation Console, well... Bad shit's gonna happen when you don't put on the turn signal while changing lanes. Remember the "knotted jetliner" image for the original "Airplane" movie? Render that as an Arleigh Burke, and you've just about go the poster for those crews. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2019 12:58 AM (QzJWU) 800
Send the fatberg out to sea and light it on fire
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 31, 2019 12:58 AM (SxBH1) 801
sounds good, Anna.
I suppose I won't even bother to look into the Midway movie, just try to find a free/deeply discounted way to go see it, with zero expectations. Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 12:59 AM (QDnY+) 802
..Ana(sp?) Navarro?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2019 12:56 AM (2B9A/) Whale HO! (notice the emphasis on the "HO!") make of that what you will. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2019 01:00 AM (QzJWU) 803
Both inquiry reports on the 7th Fleet demolition derby incidents available now? I really should read them.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 01:00 AM (QDnY+) Posted by: Iris at October 31, 2019 01:01 AM (6lKe4) 805
WTF???
SBDs launch off Enterprise, the plane we are following the radio-gunner looks down over the side and we see a Maryland class battleship? Two aft turrets three barrels each and just below the main deck is the casements for the secondary guns. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2019 01:04 AM (t9Q9e) 806
Since the fatberg was in the sewer, I'm assuming it had a lot of feces mixed w the fat? And, someone put their hand in it? And, Megan Markle was whining about how tragic her life was, while right down the road, sewer guy was handling poop/fat? Poor Brits.
Posted by: Ever at October 31, 2019 01:05 AM (ZZDMQ) 807
The various photoshopped memes involving Hero Dog, mocking the "press", really are hilarious.
But as noted recently, it's so sickening, as one who dealt with and lived through the era when fighting lies and disinfo from propaganda organs of the totalitarian bloc was a big part of the struggle, to see America's fourth estate, to a remarkable degree, come to resemble the crude dumb nasty hate factories we used to mock and attack. Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 01:06 AM (QDnY+) 808
WTF? pt 2
VS6 SBDs in a dive. And the bomb is hanging in mid-air on a fully extended trapeze for more than a few seconds... on multiple planes. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2019 01:12 AM (t9Q9e) 809
Best president ever.
@realDonaldTrump Thank you Daily Wire. Very cute recreation, but the "live" version of Conan will be leaving the Middle East for the White House sometime next week! Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2019 01:12 AM (ZLI7S) 810
Well, time for me to call it a night. Be well, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2019 01:14 AM (/sgva) 811
Well if my memory has not failed, that did look like a Fubuki class CA with the Type E turrets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2019 01:14 AM (t9Q9e) 812
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Rhomboid, I really miss Andrew Breitbart. I agree the msm is killing our nation with disinformation. Posted by: Ever at October 31, 2019 01:15 AM (ZZDMQ) 813
Night AOP.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2019 01:21 AM (2B9A/) 814
WH ceremony with the doggeh is gonna be hilarious. A dog-crazy nation swoons, while the "press" sniffs, ankle-bites on a zillion unimportant points, and tries to ignore.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 01:21 AM (QDnY+) 815
Anna Puma.
Check out the Craigslist Houston ads, under "Aviation". Sweet looking North American T-28 there. Under $120k. Needs the prop rebuilt, engine is maybe due for TBTO, but there's a spare engine in the can, too. Wanna go halves? /poverty Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Oh, and let's upgrade it to IFR while we're in there, $hall we? Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2019 01:21 AM (QzJWU) 816
Anna you know almost no movies are done for anyone with any level of actual expertise - sounds like that one will give you plenty of "WTFs?".
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 01:23 AM (QDnY+) 817
All cultures are equal~
@Breaking911 28m JUST IN: Pakistani officials say fire on a train caused by cooking gas stove kills at least 16 passengers in Punjab province - AP Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 31, 2019 01:24 AM (1Vobx) Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 31, 2019 01:24 AM (FEQY4) 819
Always safer to stay *on top* of the trains over there, I think. Thought that was standard practice.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 01:25 AM (QDnY+) 820
Oh, and let's upgrade it to IFR while we're in there, $hall we? Posted by: Jim I once pondered a Spitfire built with modern components. Modern materials, current engine, proper electronics and comms...one wonders how it would perform... Posted by: Brother Cavil, Nonservapunk at October 31, 2019 01:27 AM (D5yyd) 821
Best one I've seen so far has Pelosi and Hero Doggeh in side/side photos. Caption imposed on Pelosi pic - "I wasn't briefed". Caption on beautiful doggeh pic - "I was".
Though I'll repeat what I have said since it happened - didn't think it was normal to advance-brief Hill leadership on sensitive operations like this, and it definitely should *not* be. No reason, all risk, under any prez or Hill cast of characters. Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 01:29 AM (QDnY+) 822
I once pondered a Spitfire built with modern components. Modern materials, current engine, proper electronics and comms...one wonders how it would perform...
Posted by: Brother Cavil Isn't that what they use in those Red Bull air races? Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 31, 2019 01:29 AM (1Vobx) 823
807
But as noted recently, it's so sickening, as one who dealt with and lived through the era when fighting lies and disinfo from propaganda organs of the totalitarian bloc was a big part of the struggle, to see America's fourth estate, to a remarkable degree, come to resemble the crude dumb nasty hate factories we used to mock and attack. Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 01:06 AM (QDnY+) Yeah, and as I keep saying, the Soviet press told lies and spread propaganda for fear of being arrested and sent to the gulag. Today's American press does it willingly. It's not hard to tell who is more evil. Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2019 01:32 AM (j/R1H) 824
Jim, that would be a fun plane. But would need to win a lottery.
![]() Rhomboid, well yeah but a US BB at Midway is flat out wrong. They got the Dauntless looking close. Even had the lift cable that is part of the installed equipment in the pilot's cockpit. But missed the stand-by compass located at the top of the windscreen. The DF loop should have been painted half silver/half-black. No flare pistol port on the left hand side of the radio-gunner's compartment. The twin .30s have the brackets for the covers for factory built, the covers are when the machine guns are stowed but no covers are present and there are no cut-outs in the sheet-metal to pull the machine guns out. Actual field-modified -3s with the two .30s still have the two spring-loaded doors for the single gun and just below that are cut-outs to allow the upgraded firepower to be pulled out. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2019 01:32 AM (t9Q9e) 825
Fukin' Nats.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 31, 2019 01:35 AM (vVOK2) 826
798 I'd have eaten that fatberg for a small fee.
Posted by: Michael Moore at October 31, 2019 12:57 AM (H5knJ) I'm pretty sure you already did, big boy. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 31, 2019 01:39 AM (vVOK2) 827
Good evening, all. What's with the judicial nominee who cried in his confirmation hearing today? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 31, 2019 01:39 AM (13CQC) 828
That was interesting and might be true.
Sprunace down on the hanger deck with Miles Browing reporting the sub USS Tambor, red lights on behind them. And hanging from the rafters is a TBD marked White Three-T-Three with the red meatball still in the star. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2019 01:39 AM (t9Q9e) 829
Red Bull planes are purpose-built composite racers, I think, smaller than a spitfire as I recall. They did a few races here but then stopped, not sure why. Talked to one of the field managers the first year and he said this was their 2nd favorite venue after Dubai [?] - anyway it was ideal, figured they'd always be here [San Diego Bay between downtown and Coronado, right near the aircraft carrier quay].
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 01:40 AM (QDnY+) 830
Anna, this a B movie, have never heard of it. Might need to get it if the library has it [doubtful].
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 01:42 AM (QDnY+) 831
C. Thomas Howell is in it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2019 01:42 AM (t9Q9e) 832
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Lawrence Van Dyke. I think the ABA said he was homophobic and VanDyke said he was accused of something he never said. I think the d senators were really vicious. Posted by: Ever at October 31, 2019 01:45 AM (ZZDMQ) 833
Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2019 12:21 AM (1glZx)
Indeed. I did add water with, I was familiar with the practice because my work neighbors are Turkish and gave me a bottle of Raki once. It was actually reasonably enjoyable. I had three female trainees with me I started in on it. They helped me with the drinking of it to an extent. We probably did 5 or 6 shots together with a 12 pack of Yuengling Golden Pilsner as well. I vaguely remember at some point two of the tongue kissing at my urging and based on the mess I came into at 8 am that I must have made a Ramos Fizz because I left some Fords gin and a bottle orange blossom water out and there were lemon and lime rinds on the bar top as well as a small carton of heavy cream spilled all over the bar as well. Additionally it appears that my ambulatory skills were somewhat impaired, as a bar stool was knocked over and I left one shoe behind. I still feel hungover 22 hours later but this Miller Lite appears to be helping a bit. Ah well, I can't be good all the time. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2019 01:46 AM (2A7qV) 834
Blonde M. I dunno, but I'd say "next!" as he's shown the door. I mean, really.
Related, at least one senator [Hawley, MO] has said it's time to end use of ABA ratings. I've wondered about that one for many, many years. Impossible to believe that an organization that fringe produces useful ratings. Of course wholesale rejection of the legal cult extremism is what's really needed. Not a sign of that at any level. Just an empty hope that changing personnel will magically restore a semblance of constitutional order. Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2019 01:46 AM (QDnY+) 835
Jim, I'm willing to chip in a hundred bucks toward the plane, we could call it Ace Airways, maybe it could ferry some of us to the MoMe next year.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2019 01:47 AM (a4EWo) 836
Which would be the winning Red Bull racer?
The most up to date Block whatever of the F-16, or an F-35A? (and though the F-4g couldn't make the turns, it'd be the most badass racer of 'em all) Yeah, the F-4 featured a built-in snarl in it's visage that no other fighter has yet to equal, much less exceed. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2019 01:47 AM (QzJWU) 837
Only Hiryu afloat. This is the day after.
And the movie has McClusky saying a strike to sink the damaged carrier is a suicide mission because the range is 240 miles. Uh excuse me, this is the McClusky who on the previous day flew a box search just find the carriers and a lot of planes went into the drink. And to have Miles Browing as the voice of reason? Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2019 01:48 AM (t9Q9e) 838
the Phantom would be able to make the turns, no problem, but they'd have to go vertical to do it...
which might slow their time down a tad. ![]() Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 01:54 AM (/7QQs) 839
..Jim, I'm willing to chip in a hundred bucks toward the plane, we could call it Ace Airways, maybe it could ferry some of us to the MoMe next year.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2019 01:47 AM (a4EWo) I'm considering the purchase of a '97 Holiday Rambler, Class A, tag axle motorhome. 38.5 ft. One large Super-Slide Out. 70 k miles, total, Ford 460 drivetrain. Superb interior condition, minor cosmetics without. Easily remedied. Though not flightworthy, would that be a worthy conveyance to next year's Mo Meet? I'm going to go look at it on Saturday, so let me know! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2019 01:55 AM (QzJWU) 840
Haha, a road trip could be great fun!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2019 01:57 AM (a4EWo) 841
..the Phantom would be able to make the turns, no problem, but they'd have to go vertical to do it...
which might slow their time down a tad. Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 01:54 AM (/7QQs) Yeah, but the Migs in level turns would be fucked, now wouldn't they? Alas, some few very advanced Mig pilots challenged the Phantom in climbing scissors turns. Close run things, but the Migs always lost those contests, too. Alas though, the Red Bull propeller planes would win the races while the fighters fought, won or died. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2019 01:58 AM (QzJWU) 842
I hope Van Dyke stays and fights. The night before his testimony the ABA issues this letter accusing him of homophobia. No warning. I am not sure, but sounded like he was totally dumbstruck by a political hit piece, with no time to process before being hit by the trashy left members of the Judiciary Committee belting him w questions.
Posted by: Ever at October 31, 2019 01:59 AM (ZZDMQ) 843
Actually it was Miles chomping at a max distance strike and Spruance overruled him.
Will have to double check my memory, just had Spruance order all the lights turned on to guide the pilots home after dark. IIRC it was Capt. Mitchner aboard USS Hornet who ordered that. And we briefly glimpse the forward portion of an Atlanta class light cruiser with the three twin 5in turrets. Another ship faux pas. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2019 02:00 AM (t9Q9e) 844
First rule of Graft Club is DON'T TALK ABOUT Graft Club!
Posted by: Washington Graft Club at October 31, 2019 02:02 AM (Fq70R) Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2019 02:02 AM (QzJWU) 846
fing Micro Shaft...
bought a Office 2016 package today, and, after creating an account, and entering the security code they e-mailed me, they still had me do a "captcha" type puzzle, to make sure i was a human... tech people are such idiots. Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 02:09 AM (/7QQs) 847
Turns out, the Fatberg was hiding from.... Michael Moore.
Posted by: klaftern at October 31, 2019 02:10 AM (RuIsu) 848
Will have to double check my memory, just had Spruance order all the
lights turned on to guide the pilots home after dark. IIRC it was Capt. Mitchner aboard USS Hornet who ordered that. --- at Midway? ISTR that was at the Great Marianas Turkey Shoot. Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 02:12 AM (/7QQs) 849
Major sports in descending percentage of thugs and rapists.
NBA NFL MLB NHL Hmmmmm... mustn't draw conclusions. I denounce muself Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 31, 2019 02:40 AM (Mz0kn) 850
The blood pressure of the people raging about the photoshopped pictures of the hero dog being given a medal of honor must be through the roof. Do they have no sense of humor?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2019 02:42 AM (WI7YS) 851
The Democrats on the Judiciary Committee are a disgrace. They hound people relentlessly, present fake evidence and then their minions say "Lacks judicial temperament" when a person is blindsided sided and gets choked up.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2019 02:47 AM (WI7YS) 852
532 526 Ancient Chinese curse: May you be a Braves fan.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 30, 2019 11:32 PM (YA914) I thought that curse was reserved for the Cleveland Browns. ===== *ahem* Detroit Lions Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 31, 2019 02:48 AM (Mz0kn) 853
I kinda lost interest in Clancy once the Cold War was over. He was friggin' great at writing Russians, but the various opponents he trotted out in the later books never quite worked for me. ======= Clancy was not a fan of teh Jooos but was all in for the Saudis. Once the muzzies revealed themselves for what they were Clancy seemed to fade away. Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 31, 2019 02:52 AM (Mz0kn) 854
Interesting that they refer to that cunt al Baghdadi as a religious scholar. Over here they spend a lot of time trying to pretend ISIS is nothing to do with Islam.
Posted by: Englishman at October 31, 2019 02:53 AM (30YZm) 855
The blood pressure of the people raging about the photoshopped pictures of the hero dog being given a medal of honor must be through the roof. Do they have no sense of humor?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2019 02:42 AM (WI7YS) That's hard-hitting journaljizm stuff, FS. They're putting themselves in for a Pawlitzer Prize For Best Reporter Not Getting A Meme/Joke. There are many 'worthy' candidates. Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2019 02:54 AM (Y8PSl) 856
The Democrats on the Judiciary Committee are a disgrace. They hound people relentlessly, present fake evidence and then their minions say "Lacks judicial temperament" when a person is blindsided sided and gets choked up.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2019 02:47 AM (WI7YS) My favorite is Schiffty telling a 'witness' not to answer Republican questions. I'm honestly surprised Schiffty did not take the 5th on the 'witness'' behalf. Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2019 02:57 AM (Y8PSl) 857
Interesting that they refer to that cunt al Baghdadi as a religious scholar. Over here they spend a lot of time trying to pretend ISIS is nothing to do with Islam.
Posted by: Englishman at October 31, 2019 02:53 AM (30YZm) They crossed the memes. They were warned never to cross the memes. We see the cognitive dissonance that occurs when they do cross the memes. Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2019 02:58 AM (Y8PSl) 858
{I}850 The blood pressure of the people raging about the photoshopped pictures of the hero dog being given a medal of honor must be through the roof. Do they have no sense of humor?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2019 02:42 AM (WI7YS) I think you just answered your own question. Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2019 03:06 AM (j/R1H) 859
The blood pressure of the people raging about the photoshopped pictures of the hero dog being given a medal of honor must be through the roof. Do they have no sense of humor?
....... No, they are humorless scolds. They have no joy. They have no love. They have no faith in anything beyond this world. They believe themselves to be God, but they are not a benevolent God that loves mankind. They are a vengeful, destructive, tyrannical God that seeks to destroy, maim, oppress and rule everyone on the Earth. They believe that there is no redemption for anyone who has ever erred, save for worship of their particularly ideology for which then all things can be forgiven and redeemed. Sound familiar? It is, because the enemy of our souls is the great imitator of the true and living God, so his format tries to tear people away from true knowledge and supplant it with an imitation kingdom and king. But that King has no love, no joy, no hope, no compassion, it rules only by might and the hand of destruction and that's how you know that it is false. You can recognize it because it's core is rotten. That tree bears no fruit. We are in the midst of a war that has been raging since Satan was cast out of Heaven. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2019 03:08 AM (2A7qV) 860
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2019 03:08 AM (2A7qV)
Well done How can you be so biblically reflective and thoughtful at 3:00 in the morning EST? ![]() Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2019 03:16 AM (WI7YS) 861
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Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2019 03:08 AM (2A7qV) Well done How can you be so biblically reflective and thoughtful at 3:00 in the morning EST? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2019 03:16 AM (WI7YS) By not thinking about bewbs? Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 31, 2019 03:20 AM (ufFY8) 862
what are all you Daywalkers doing up at this time on the ONT?
i'm thinking it's a sign of the Apocalypse. Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 03:24 AM (/7QQs) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2019 03:25 AM (WI7YS) 864
How can you be so biblically reflective and thoughtful at 3:00 in the morning EST?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2019 03:16 AM (WI7YS) Because there is a constant inner turmoil raging in my head, between the sick, sinful person I've always been and that clings to earthly, woeful things and the decent, God-fearing person that wants more than anything to make amends for the mess I've made of my life to the perfect and wonderful Lord that has given me every good thing. And it never stops. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2019 03:27 AM (2A7qV) 865
Plus, yes, I'm not thinking about bewbs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 31, 2019 03:36 AM (2A7qV) 866
Bitter Clinger, that was a lovely statement. Thank you for sharing.
Posted by: Ever at October 31, 2019 03:39 AM (ZZDMQ) 867
I don't think any of the Judiciary Committee member Democrats are very nice ppl, but the women, especially Hirono and Harris, are doubly nasty. I'd cry, too. Mainly bc I couldn't jump over the table and bitchslap them.
Posted by: Ever at October 31, 2019 03:42 AM (ZZDMQ) 868
That's the amazing shock of the culture war from our side. "How can we be hated so much by people who are our fellow citizens? How can we be such total strangers that they know literally nothing about us? And how can both of these things be occurring at the same time within people?"
Haidt said about reason and passion: that passion is like an elephant, and reason is like the rider who tells the elephant where to go. The rider THINKS he is in charge. It is true so long as the elephant is somewhat indifferent. Their reason comes out of their media bubble. Their passion comes out of their secular religion. Both are toxic. Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2019 03:44 AM (LxTcq) Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 31, 2019 03:47 AM (vWMNq) 870
American Bar Association destroys its own credibility. It's completely partisan:
https://tinyurl.com/y4eka63s Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2019 03:51 AM (WI7YS) 871
Cats are up earlier than usual, wanting to be fed. I guess it's a good thing as I need to check if I need to shovel some snow before I leave.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 31, 2019 03:53 AM (J/ONV) 872
I guess it's a good thing as I need to check if I need to shovel some snow before I leave.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 31, 2019 03:53 AM (J/ONV) --- it's supposed to be low 80's here all weekend, with a breeze ![]() fortunately, i live at the bottom of the hill, and the wind blows up it, so even if there is a fire in my AO, i should be good. when we were house shopping back in '03, we dismissed several possibilities because of fire danger issues. of course, we are both natives/locals, so we instinctively consider that in decision making. Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 04:03 AM (/7QQs) 873
I hate snow, glad I don't get much of it
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2019 04:05 AM (ZCEU2) 874
Looks like it's just slushy stuff on driveway and sidewalks. Grass is covered, though. We were supposed to get 2-5 inches of snow. I'd say there is maybe 2" if that. 1st Halloween snow here since 1926, according to the news.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 31, 2019 04:06 AM (J/ONV) 875
CRPA lawyers on the attack: new filings in Rhode v. Bracero ammo lawsuit.
see the filings from 29OCT19 for the latest. http://michellawyers.com/rhode-v-becerra/ Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 04:08 AM (/7QQs) 876
1st Halloween snow here since 1926, according to the news.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 31, 2019 04:06 AM (J/ONV) --- further proof of Global Warming! Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 04:09 AM (/7QQs) 877
Was mid 50s this time yesterday, low 60 now
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2019 04:10 AM (ZCEU2) 878
red, 80s!
![]() Glad to hear you are not in danger of the fires. Skip, I guess I'm used to it. Just harder to deal with, and not as much fun as when I was younger, or when my kids were enjoying it. Posted by: My life is insanity at October 31, 2019 04:10 AM (J/ONV) 879
31, and that is predicted as the high temp for today. Going to be a chilly trick or treat night. (my town does it tonight)
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 31, 2019 04:12 AM (J/ONV) 880
Raining here now, nor sure if its all day but think so.
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2019 04:16 AM (ZCEU2) 881
I have to pack some tools in the truck this morning, it sounds like its pouring out there.
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2019 04:25 AM (ZCEU2) 882
Was skimming the previous thread. Always thought house I grew up in was haunted. Odd things would happen occassionally that were creepy. Haven't had any instances while I'm staying there on weekends, but my son has when he's there during the week.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 31, 2019 04:33 AM (J/ONV) 883
Currently 72 and headed to 79 this afternoon in SE coastal NC. Up early this AM for second eye cataract surgery. First one was a month ago and was wildly successful resulting in 20/25. Hope todays yields similar result.
Posted by: Agitator at October 31, 2019 04:35 AM (VP1T8) 884
Saw a ,little of that, have a top 10 here
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2019 04:44 AM (ZCEU2) 885
Hope today's yields similar result.
Posted by: Agitator at October 31, 2019 04:35 AM (VP1T ![]() --- Best Wishes from here in #Failifornia! Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 04:46 AM (/7QQs) 886
I have to pack some tools in the truck this morning, it sounds like its pouring out there. Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2019 04:25 AM (ZCEU2) --- because, of course it is. Murphy Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 04:47 AM (/7QQs) 887
The property my wife grew up in has had 2 suicides on.
Coincidence? Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2019 04:48 AM (ZCEU2) 888
Good wishes sent your way, Agitator.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 31, 2019 04:55 AM (J/ONV) 889
Last two days this thread spot died off in the mid 900s, wonder if they can drag this over the 1K Today?
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2019 04:59 AM (ZCEU2) 890
Don't know about any deaths at the house previous to my parents owning it. They bought it in '63, it was built circa 1938. Whole village was built as part of FDRs new deal. Their street was originally part of a farmer's apple orchard.
Posted by: My life is insanity at October 31, 2019 04:59 AM (J/ONV) 891
It's 61 here, going to 73 and raining much of the day.
I don't have insomnia, but I keep waking up and falling back asleep. That is easy since I don't have to work today. I'm getting used to living here, which is both good and bad. I need to find out how long my insurance will cover it. I think they will let me go home soon but I don't know when. Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2019 04:59 AM (j/R1H) 892
Mornin' rickl!
They PT people and their bean counters are usually on top of that insurance thing. Hope you can get home soon! Posted by: My life is insanity at October 31, 2019 05:05 AM (J/ONV) Posted by: My life is insanity at October 31, 2019 05:06 AM (J/ONV) Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2019 05:08 AM (ZCEU2) 895
Hello, ONT?
I'd like to complain about people mocking my neck. I'd also like to complain about some people not taking my work seriously. Please do something about this. I'm being traumatized! Posted by: Adam S., Congessperson at October 31, 2019 05:08 AM (DMUuz) 896
Have to go grab another tool box and my tool cart and put it in the truck that has no room for them.
Have a scary Halloween Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2019 05:09 AM (ZCEU2) 897
Hello, ONT?
I'd like to complain about people mocking my neck. I'd also like to complain about some people not taking my work seriously. Please do something about this. I'm being traumatized! Posted by: Adam S., Congessperson at October 31, 2019 05:08 AM (DMUuz) --- dear Douche-bag: your complaint has been received, and will be ignored in the order received. i will go by your local office in Burbank latter today and drop off your personalized "LOLGF" certificate from AOSHQ. feel free to frame it and put it on your "Love Me" wall, or, alternatively, fold it into an uncomfortable shape and shove it up your, undoubtedly, overstretched ass, as a suppository. no love, either way, me Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 05:17 AM (/7QQs) Posted by: olddog in mo at October 31, 2019 05:21 AM (Dhht7) 899
Morning 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 31, 2019 05:21 AM (Dhht7) 900
2nd attempt hiya
Posted by: JT at October 31, 2019 05:24 AM (arJlL) 901
Hiya, JT!
Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2019 05:30 AM (j/R1H) Posted by: JT at October 31, 2019 05:31 AM (arJlL) Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2019 05:32 AM (j/R1H) 904
Beautiful.
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 31, 2019 05:21 AM (Dhht7) --- one tries.... he is a miserable piss ant in a state full of piss ant politicians. Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 05:35 AM (/7QQs) 905
Sailor belong on ships, ships belong at sea, Hazy Gray and underway. All hands stand by for heavy rolls the ship is coming about.
Posted by: NativeNH at October 31, 2019 05:35 AM (dtRY5) 906
Raining here (NH)
Posted by: NativeNH at October 31, 2019 05:38 AM (dtRY5) 907
Sailor belong on ships, ships belong at sea, Hazy Gray and underway.
I read that as hazy gray underwear. Posted by: JT at October 31, 2019 05:45 AM (arJlL) 908
Pouring here in Indy. Snow later. Winter is knocking on the door.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at October 31, 2019 05:50 AM (Vf4Y7) 909
I'm mostly just posting because I know how morons are about trying to hit #1000.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at October 31, 2019 05:52 AM (krYGQ) 910
Also I sort of love the idea of Hotair staff glancing over at throwaway, mostly-meaningless threads about bus-sized grease stoppages and licorice overdoses receiving more comments than they get in a month.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at October 31, 2019 05:53 AM (krYGQ) 911
In more tragic news, Halloween is probably going to be rained out here. I think a lot of the churches are going to move their trunk-or-treat parties over to tomorrow, so that's good, but the kids are still disappointed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at October 31, 2019 05:55 AM (krYGQ) Posted by: redc1c4 at October 31, 2019 05:58 AM (/7QQs) Posted by: JT at October 31, 2019 05:59 AM (arJlL) 914
"Positive news on the depression front.
Anti-inflammatory agents, such as aspirin/paracetamol, statins, and antibiotics, can safely and effectively curb the symptoms of major depression, finds a pooled analysis of the available evidence, published online in the Journal of Neurology Neurosurgery & Psychiatry." more: "And the effects are even stronger when these agents are added on to standard antidepressant treatment, the results show." yet .... I did some research on this a couple of days ago when I read the referenced article. Imagine my surprise when this popped up, from 2011: "Can Aspirin Decrease the Effectiveness of Your Antidepressant?" "Researchers from Rockefeller University found that anti-inflammatory medications such as ibuprofen, aspirin, and naproxen may diminish the effectiveness of antidepressant medications called SSRI's or selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors. Some popular name brand SSRI's include Celexa, Lexapro, Prozac, Paxil, and Zoloft. Specifically the scientists found that the success rate of antidepressant effectiveness was 54% for those who did not take any anti-inflammatory medications. This rate plummeted to approximately 40 percent for those patients who were taking non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs, or NSAIDs, such as aspirin or ibuprofen." https://tinyurl.com/y44zpgrn "research" ....maybe just toss a coin? Posted by: one of the quiet ones at October 31, 2019 06:04 AM (2GPSc) 915
Lazy,gay,and underway? whut?
Posted by: Capn Bill at October 31, 2019 06:04 AM (SxBH1) 916
I don't have a dog in this years WS, and I understand the Horde's disgust with the Nats fans booing PDT, but I don't recall anyone back in 2016 saying they wanted the Cubs to lose purely because Chicago was Obama's hometown and renowned for political corruption.,,
Posted by: Secret Square at October 31, 2019 06:04 AM (9WuX0) 917
916: I'm happy for the Nationals. I was happy for the Capitals when they won the Stanley Cup finally. Just because the Left has to politized every damn thing doesn't mean I have to follow suit.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at October 31, 2019 06:11 AM (goKav) 918
In before sunrise.
Posted by: sinmi at October 31, 2019 06:12 AM (A5IVt) 919
Good morning!
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2019 06:17 AM (u82oZ) 920
Now at the surgical center waiting my turn. Kind of production line medicine.
Posted by: Agitator at October 31, 2019 06:17 AM (PJUP9) 921
Secret Square
I get you, but we've come a long way to the unravelling of the Republic since 2016. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2019 06:18 AM (u82oZ) 922
Mornin' Hordelings.
What's goin' on? Posted by: Heirloominati at October 31, 2019 06:19 AM (dYdbl) 923
G'morning' all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2019 06:20 AM (cqNba) 924
Snow on the roads, and a touch of ice, but school is still on. Less than 2 inches of snow.
Life goes on. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2019 06:20 AM (u82oZ) 925
I used to be a baseball nut, but over the years I've gradually and steadily lost interest. It wasn't just one thing, but the 1994 strike and steroid craze were big factors. I hate how everything seems to be either home runs or strikeouts now. I think I would have liked the Dead Ball Era from 100 years ago. It seemed like a more interesting game.
Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2019 06:20 AM (j/R1H) Posted by: Heirloominati at October 31, 2019 06:21 AM (dYdbl) 927
Salty...
Made it home with the Check engine light on. Appointment this morning at dealer, as we leave for Oceana tomorrow morning. Museum was breathtaking. Air Force Inn....not so much. But, it was a place to sleep for the night. And for that we are thankful. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2019 06:22 AM (cqNba) 928
910 Also I sort of love the idea of Hotair staff glancing over at throwaway, mostly-meaningless threads about bus-sized grease stoppages and licorice overdoses receiving more comments than they get in a month.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at October 31, 2019 05:53 AM (krYGQ) ---------------------------------- I'd blame the switch over to facebook commenting, but Powerline uses that, too, and gets a fair amount of comments. So that can't be the only reason. Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2019 06:22 AM (CAJOC) 929
Village Idiot's Apprentice
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor. Your car give you any trouble on your return? Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2019 06:22 AM (u82oZ) 930
"Your car give you any trouble on your return?"
Nah. Even with the eastern continental divide, and a 70mph average speed, we pulled 28.4mpg for 510 miles. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2019 06:24 AM (cqNba) 931
913 Hiya Mrs. Leggy !
Soooooo......Don't open the door ! Posted by: JT at October 31, 2019 05:59 AM (arJlL) -------------------------------- Sooner or later, they always open the door. --- Land Shark Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2019 06:25 AM (CAJOC) 932
Shit went to sleep and did not post my am links
Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:25 AM (mpXpK) 933
Also, my brother (diehard Cubs fan) just posted a "congrats to the Nats" message on Facebook saying that this win could also be seen as vindication for Montreal Expos fans who never got to see their team play in, let alone win, a Series. I understand the Expos were really, really hot in 1994 but because of the strike that wiped out the last 2 months of the regular season they lost their best, perhaps only, chance at postseason glory....
Posted by: Secret Square at October 31, 2019 06:25 AM (9WuX0) 934
Village Idiot's Apprentice
That is all good to hear. I surprised the amenities at an AF base were not be better than at a Navy base. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2019 06:25 AM (u82oZ) 935
Good Morning ONT Morons; today is Thursday, October 31, 2019, Halloween. On this day in 1913 the Lincoln Highway was dedicated. It was the first the first automobile highway across United States. It was a big deal even when I was in grammar school back in the 50s even though no actual new roads were built. The Lincoln Highway was actually a designated route using existing roads. The only thing 'new' was the signs. Since the advent of the superhighway system in the 50s it has become a piece of old American folklore. But I am told you can still see road signs for it along the original route.
Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:26 AM (mpXpK) 936
There are still some fundamentalist congregations out there who refuse to celebrate Halloween because it is 'The Devil's Holiday'. I know of one like that but I will not call out any names. Halloween celebrations were actually banned in early NE and in some other parts of the colonies for this reason. However, with the flood of Irish immigrants due to the potato famine this kind of thing has largely died out. https://tinyurl.com/yybpgt3w Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:26 AM (mpXpK) 937
For those of you who GAS the World Series is over. The Nationals won. Now they will move on to Pro Football which I quit GAS about long ago.
https://tinyurl.com/yx8kwzzl Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:26 AM (mpXpK) 938
Former President Barack Obama's comments this week on America's "woke" culture could lead him to be considered "establishment" by the progressive wing of the Democratic Party, according to conservative author and radio host Larry Elder.
I don't agree with this statement. The Democrat party doesn't have a 'progressive wing'. The entire Party is far left. They have a far left wing who make good old Uncle Ho look conservative and a normal communist wing. https://tinyurl.com/y2dc4hgl Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:27 AM (mpXpK) 939
The far left Democrat Party is at it again, trying to 'Bork' a Trump pick for the 9th circus, except that this time they have really gone overboard. If we had an opposition party assholes who did this kind of shit in a public forum would be kicked off the committee and never allowed to serve on any committee again. Most of the attacks against the nominee originated with the far left ABA which has been abandoned by most legitimate lawyers. https://tinyurl.com/y4dtkh3v Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:27 AM (mpXpK) 940
The DOJ is suing a Walmart store in Grand Junction, CO for employment discrimination against a member of the Naval Reserve. Someone at this Walmart Store needs to be fired and probably will be. https://tinyurl.com/y23wkq3v Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:27 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:28 AM (mpXpK) 942
936
There are still some fundamentalist congregations out there who refuse to celebrate Halloween because it is 'The Devil's Holiday'. I know of one like that but I will not call out any names. Halloween celebrations were actually banned in early NE and in some other parts of the colonies for this reason. However, with the flood of Irish immigrants due to the potato famine this kind of thing has largely died out. https://tinyurl.com/yybpgt3w Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:26 AM (mpXpK) ---------------------------------- When I was a kid, there was a house on the next street over that didn't give out candy on Halloween. Instead, they had a sign in their front yard saying they were praying for our souls. Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2019 06:28 AM (CAJOC) 943
hy is this stuff now a 'controversy'? And has NYC gone completely bonkers?
Animal welfare groups have long been critical of foie gras, which is the fattened liver of a goose or duck, as it is often produced by force-feeding the animal via a tube called a gavage. These so-called 'animal welfare groups' could better spend their time and money saving abandoned dogs and cats in the local pounds before they are euthanized. https://tinyurl.com/y4yd7dfw Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:28 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:28 AM (mpXpK) 945
The Trump hate among the MFM has reached new epic proportions. Trump tweeted out an obvious fake photo created by twitter of him pinning the CMH on the 'hero' dog. The MFM of course went bonkers. https://tinyurl.com/y5ppmz9d Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:29 AM (mpXpK) 946
Big chief Lyingwatha: 'I fight climate change by 'mostly' flying commercial'. Vic: I fight climate change by exposing how fraudulent the whole business is.
https://tinyurl.com/y39l6szx Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:29 AM (mpXpK) 947
Scankles wants to censure false Farcebook political ads. Hum, one wonders what ads she considers false? I can imagine.
https://tinyurl.com/y2p76urk Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:29 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:30 AM (mpXpK) 949
Former NYC ME says Epstein's autopsy more indicative of murder than suicide.
https://tinyurl.com/y3c35g77 Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:30 AM (mpXpK) 950
President Donald Trump's campaign tweeted Tuesday evening that television host Jimmy Kimmel should 'retract and correct' his comments that the president was golfing during the raid that killed Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
Don't they know that Kimmel is a notorious liar and if he had to use his show to retract lies he has told he would spend the entire show on retractions. Besides, they should be consulting lawyers to see if his lies constitute causative 'malice' so they can sue him into bankruptcy. https://tinyurl.com/yxowsqdq Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:30 AM (mpXpK) 951
Lincoln Highway is US Rt 30.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2019 06:30 AM (goKav) 952
MSDNC says CA fires are due to fake Global Warming. Someone should ask why then did local tribes in early CA talk about fires? And then ask them where their 'proof' of AGW is when recorded temperatures are dropping? https://tinyurl.com/yyhqpwxg Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:30 AM (mpXpK) 953
Another case shows you that police can do just about anything they want and they (or their municipality) owe you nothing. Here the popo destroyed man's house while attempting to arrest a fleeing shop lifter. Court(s) rules homeowner deserves nothing. A freaking shop lifter. Really? https://tinyurl.com/y4szmt6a Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:31 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:31 AM (mpXpK) 955
920 Now at the surgical center waiting my turn. Kind of production line medicine.
Posted by: Agitator at October 31, 2019 06:17 AM (PJUP9) Good thoughts and prayers for you, Agitator! Check in when you can with your story of success! Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 31, 2019 06:31 AM (dH/BH) Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:31 AM (mpXpK) 957
Thanks, Vic.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba) 958
Thank you Vic. Your efforts are much appreciated.
AGW is a fraud. We may need more CO₂ in our future, with the Sun putting out less energy. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2019 06:35 AM (u82oZ) 959
936
There are still some fundamentalist congregations out there who refuse to celebrate Halloween because it is 'The Devil's Holiday'. I know of one like that but I will not call out any names. Halloween celebrations were actually banned in early NE and in some other parts of the colonies for this reason. However, with the flood of Irish immigrants due to the potato famine this kind of thing has largely died out. https://tinyurl.com/yybpgt3w Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:26 AM (mpXpK) I grew up ABA because we thought the SBC was too liberal. We did Halloween big time. Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 31, 2019 06:35 AM (JFO2v) 960
"I surprised the amenities at an AF base were not be better than at a Navy base."
Oceana Inn is the converted Bachelor Officers Quarters. So...a real suite. Wright-Pat is converted Enlisted barracks, with two single person rooms sharing a Jack-and Jill bathroom, with no bed in one room, and minimal furnishings making up a suite. But overall, I was surprised at the feel of 'Used to be great, now not-so-much' there. Still glad we made the trip to the museum though. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2019 06:37 AM (cqNba) 961
949 Former NYC ME says Epstein's autopsy more indicative of murder than suicide.
https://tinyurl.com/y3c35g77 Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:30 AM (mpXpK) Ace covered that yesterday. The guy is hired by the family so it kind of falls into a situation like an "impartial" investigator hired by NBC to look into their sex abuse. The family wants to claim he was murdered so the ME is gonna try to interpret things that way for them. It's based on the hyoid bone being fractured but apparently that actually isn't uncommon when people older than sixty hang themselves. Posted by: Buzzion at October 31, 2019 06:37 AM (/nfJO) 962
948 More Lyingwatha hypocrisy.
https://tinyurl.com/y4zv5o2y Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:30 AM (mpXpK) Pro Choice Can I send my kid to any school? NO Can I not join the union? NO Can I kill my baby? YEP Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 31, 2019 06:38 AM (JFO2v) 963
Good Morning Glories
It's a rainy Halloween day in Georgia which is a good thing because I don't have candy to give out. Posted by: ALH at October 31, 2019 06:39 AM (9HQoP) 964
I'd blame the switch over to facebook commenting, but Powerline uses that, too, and gets a fair amount of comments. So that can't be the only reason.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2019 06:22 AM (CAJOC) Hot Gas switched comment platforms again, this time to Disqust. No Fakebook comment excuse for the small number of comments now. Except for the content of the site itself, of course. Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2019 06:39 AM (Y8PSl) 965
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2019 06:40 AM (oUkrT) 966
Good morning folks! First day in a few that snow is not forecast, and its gonna be 42 today too!
Glowbull enwarmening. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 31, 2019 06:40 AM (rM6Mf) 967
Because there is a constant inner turmoil raging in my head, between the sick, sinful person I've always been and that clings to earthly, woeful things and the decent, God-fearing person that wants more than anything to make amends for the mess I've made of my life to the perfect and wonderful Lord that has given me every good thing.
And it never stops. Posted by: Bitter Clinger And this is the marvel of marvels, that he called me Beloved, me who am but as a dog. - CS Lewis Posted by: Carl Spackler at October 31, 2019 06:40 AM (kfLSM) 968
947 Scankles wants to censure false Farcebook political ads. Hum, one wonders what ads she considers false? I can imagine.
https://tinyurl.com/y2p76urk Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:29 AM (mpXpK) I think Politisemifactual is a bullshit org but the last time I looked HRC has 39 or 40 outright lies. Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 31, 2019 06:41 AM (JFO2v) 969
Today's science on solar output: https://tinyurl.com/yc3ds5r3
The sunspot number chart does not show that the double peak shown is a fraction of the height of the previous solar maxima. Not liking the fitted line continuing to go down, as we should see a rise, heading to the next solar maxima next year. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2019 06:41 AM (u82oZ) 970
SS Kamala hitting the reef highlights that the crowded field of unviable candidates is cannibalizing the D donor class. And all the while PDT continues drawing in massive amounts of re-election cash.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2019 06:42 AM (oVJmc) 971
There are still roads called Lincoln Highway in my part of Pennsylvania.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_Highway Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2019 06:42 AM (j/R1H) 972
Have a serene morning, everyone. Work preps.
And for those with snow on the road, drive gently. We do not need more accidents. Your car can be part of your Mattis plan, but no. Just no. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2019 06:43 AM (u82oZ) 973
964 I'd blame the switch over to facebook commenting, but Powerline uses that, too, and gets a fair amount of comments. So that can't be the only reason.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2019 06:22 AM (CAJOC) Hot Gas switched comment platforms again, this time to Disqust. No Fakebook comment excuse for the small number of comments now. Except for the content of the site itself, of course. Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2019 06:39 AM (Y8PSl) --------------------------------- I did not know that. The comments sections of blogs are usually more interesting to me than the posts, so when theirs dwindled after the facebook switch, I stopped visiting. Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2019 06:43 AM (CAJOC) 974
Our Sun is in a very weak period. Much like the little Ice Age of 1780 to 1820. They could walk across the Thames. There was a year with no summer.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 31, 2019 06:45 AM (JFO2v) 975
935 Good Morning ONT Morons; today is Thursday, October 31, 2019, Halloween. On this day in 1913 the Lincoln Highway was dedicated. It was the first the first automobile highway across United States. It was a big deal even when I was in grammar school back in the 50s even though no actual new roads were built. The Lincoln Highway was actually a designated route using existing roads. The only thing 'new' was the signs. Since the advent of the superhighway system in the 50s it has become a piece of old American folklore. But I am told you can still see road signs for it along the original route.
Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:26 AM (mpXpK It is called 'old US 30' in my neck of the woods. I live a few miles from it. There were concrete markers with some kind of medallion with a bust of Lincoln on it until about 12 years ago. These were replaced with signage. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 31, 2019 06:45 AM (Vy7tf) Posted by: Carl Spackler at October 31, 2019 06:46 AM (kfLSM) 977
Can we hit 1,000 before JJ ruins the party?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2019 06:46 AM (JUOKG) 978
IT'S IN THE HOLE!
Posted by: Carl Spackler at October 31, 2019 06:47 AM (kfLSM) 979
I predict lotsa leftover candy here at Casa Bruce
It'll be a "feels like" temp of 21 when it's trick or treat time. No aimless wandering of the streets for the dad's, on a 60 degree fall evening, wearing a short sleeve shirt, a beer in hand, while their little ones come up to the door Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2019 06:48 AM (vd8XM) 980
Can we hit 1,000 before JJ ruins the party?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2019 06:46 AM (JUOKG) Now wait a minute. JJ may be a lot of things, but a bringer of ruination to the party? Well, I guess bringing ruination to the Democrat Party may count. Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2019 06:48 AM (Y8PSl) 981
Heave Ho! 19 comments to go!
Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2019 06:49 AM (Y8PSl) 982
964 I'd blame the switch over to facebook commenting, but Powerline uses that, too, and gets a fair amount of comments. So that can't be the only reason.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2019 06:22 AM (CAJOC) Hot Gas switched comment platforms again, this time to Disqust. No Fakebook comment excuse for the small number of comments now. Except for the content of the site itself, of course. Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2019 06:39 AM (Y8PSl) Remember that they didn't just switch over to Facebook comments though. They also insulted their commenters at the same time basically telling them to fuck off. So why would you want to stick around after Ed and Allah told you they hated all you smelly commenters and are glad that you won't follow them to Facebook. Probably would have kept more if they had been " we understand some don't want to use Facebook but we do hope many of you will continue to come and be a great part of our commenting community." But they chose a different path Posted by: Buzzion at October 31, 2019 06:49 AM (/nfJO) Posted by: Carl Spackler at October 31, 2019 06:49 AM (kfLSM) 984
"Good thoughts and prayers for you, Agitator! Check in when you can with your story of success!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 31, 2019 06:31 AM (dH/BH) " Seconded ! And g'mornin' everyone ! Thanks, Vic ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2019 06:50 AM (JwHjN) 985
Whoa, 1000 is looking doable.
Posted by: m at October 31, 2019 06:50 AM (mon3V) 986
There are still roads called Lincoln Highway in my part of Pennsylvania.
Then you're in my part of Pennsylvania. Oh, it's rickl. I'd call rt 30 the Main Line out in your direction. Posted by: t-bird at October 31, 2019 06:50 AM (EYsyU) 987
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2019 06:48 AM (vd8XM)
Gotta throw some salt down on the sidewalk this afternoon so the runoff from the snow melt doesn't freeze when the sun goes down. I have already removed all sweet tarts and hershey bars from the candy bowl. The little monsters can fight over the remainder. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 31, 2019 06:51 AM (rM6Mf) 988
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There was a year with no summer. Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 31, 2019 06:45 AM (JFO2v) That seems to have had more to do with a massive volcano eruption than the lack of sunspots. Pretty interesting, though. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1815_eruption_of_Mount_Tambora Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2019 06:51 AM (j/R1H) 989
HotAir is still a thing?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2019 06:52 AM (oVJmc) 990
Remember that they didn't just switch over to Facebook comments though. They also insulted their commenters at the same time basically telling them to fuck off. So why would you want to stick around after Ed and Allah told you they hated all you smelly commenters and are glad that you won't follow them to Facebook.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 31, 2019 06:49 AM (/nfJO) Telling the site's readers/commenters to fuck off is AllahFuckStick's whole schtick. Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2019 06:52 AM (Y8PSl) 991
I'm not feeling the love here.
Posted by: Adam S., Congessperson at October 31, 2019 06:52 AM (DMUuz) 992
Success. I have managed to get the right browser extensions installed and working to defeat the anti-adblock detection that many websites are now using. I was using AdBlock Plus. They "play nice" and don't do do any such anti-anti-adblock stuff (they consider it unethical to do such tricks). It took me awhile but the combination of Nano Adblocker and Nano Defender did the trick. The latter will work with uBlock Origin as well, but it takes some extra tweaking. It works with both Chrome and Firefox. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2019 06:53 AM (NMAzL) 993
They also insulted their commenters at the same time basically telling them to fuck off.
- Yep. I was done after they were shown to be posting articles just so they could go to Twitter and Facebook to tell all their "cool" friends "hey, I just posted this. Don't miss what the regular conservative idiots are posting in the comments." Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 31, 2019 06:53 AM (r2+y0) 994
I have already removed all sweet tarts and hershey bars from the candy bowl. The little monsters can fight over the remainder.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead That sounds like a good plan. Get mine while the gettin's good Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2019 06:54 AM (vd8XM) 995
Le test
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2019 06:54 AM (cqNba) 996
Thanks for the early news Vic.
I can't always wait for JJ, and by the time I'm done reading his, Rage Monkey is posting Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2019 06:55 AM (vd8XM) 997
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MSDNC says CA fires are due to fake Global Warming. Someone should ask why then did local tribes in early CA talk about fires? And then ask them where their 'proof' of AGW is when recorded temperatures are dropping? Truly impressive: a group of people that claim to be so in tune with the erf having zero knowledge of ecology and ecosystems and fundamental biology. Most conifers in N. America have serotinous cones, ie, they FRIGGIN REQUIRE FIRE to reproduce. See 'lodgepole pine' as an example. When the global cooling really hits im going to buy a railcar of house coal. I hate splitting wood. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 31, 2019 06:55 AM (Vy7tf) 998
I am convinced that public education in the US is a completely failed system.
We build massive structures that are used about 50% of the time. No commercial entity would or could ever fund a building that is will never ever offer any return on investment. In every other public benefit offering we pay funds to the person or family to let them decide how to obtain services. The entire process sounds like a Soviet program of the 1930s. We use local law enforcement to collect taxes to build buildings and then use the same local law enforcement to round up children to be force to go to those buildings. Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 31, 2019 06:55 AM (JFO2v) 999
Phone works.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2019 06:55 AM (cqNba) 1000
I predict lotsa leftover candy here at Casa Bruce
Same here. In the 26 plus years I've lived here at Rancho Monkey. I've had exactly 2 trick or treaters. My niece and nephew one year. Having a 400 foot driveway and living in the boonies does that. Yet, I buy candy every year. Heh, heh, heh. Posted by: Sock Monkey...not a kid's toy at October 31, 2019 06:55 AM (kfLSM) 1001
Almost
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2019 06:56 AM (cqNba) 1002
I do love that the final pre-facebook thread hit something like 6k or 7k comments (it's amazing that they let it go that far), and that one day of f*ck yous is more than the cumulative total of comments they've had since.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 31, 2019 06:56 AM (r2+y0) 1003
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Success. I have managed to get the right browser extensions installed and working to defeat the anti-adblock detection that many websites are now using. I was using AdBlock Plus. They "play nice" and don't do do any such anti-anti-adblock stuff (they consider it unethical to do such tricks). It took me awhile but the combination of Nano Adblocker and Nano Defender did the trick. The latter will work with uBlock Origin as well, but it takes some extra tweaking. It works with both Chrome and Firefox. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2019 06:53 AM (NMAzL) ------------------------------- I've been using uBlock Origin with Chrome. Seems to block most ads. Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2019 06:56 AM (CAJOC) 1004
Bazinga!!!
Posted by: Sock Monkey...not a kid's toy at October 31, 2019 06:56 AM (kfLSM) 1005
The oldest girl goes in for a C-section today. Gonna have another grand daughter by 0730. At least it will be easy to remember her birthday.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 31, 2019 06:56 AM (rM6Mf) Posted by: JT at October 31, 2019 06:56 AM (arJlL) 1007
Posting just to hit a thousand.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2019 06:57 AM (goKav) 1008
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at October 31, 2019 06:57 AM (ceIDk) 1009
Do it!
Posted by: Capn Bill at October 31, 2019 06:58 AM (WhTSP) 1010
Anyone heard of the "Groypers"? Apparently anti-Semites posing as conservatives and crashing Charlie Kirk's TPUSA events. The anti-Semite Owen Benjamin thinks they're pretty cool.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 31, 2019 06:58 AM (H8QX8) 1011
That picture of Keith Richards with the bowtie is hilarious. He was always a fashion maven.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 31, 2019 06:58 AM (IttZ7) 1012
HotAir is still a thing?
I just farted. Posted by: JT Me too!! Oops, that wasn't a fart... HuuumMMMMMMAAAA! ...Shillary... Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2019 06:58 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: Scoldilocks at October 31, 2019 06:58 AM (Y8PSl) 1014
The worst thing is that all of those old posts in the comment sections are gone. Poof. Nevermore.
Searchable, readable discussions on principles that conservative-curious newcomers could stumble across and learn about all deleted from potential searches. Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 31, 2019 06:58 AM (r2+y0) Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2019 06:59 AM (goKav) 1016
When the global cooling really hits im going to buy a railcar of house coal. I hate splitting wood. Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid Buy a wood splitter or have more kids. Posted by: Sock Monkey...not a kid's toy at October 31, 2019 06:59 AM (kfLSM) 1017
I was using Adblock+ for a while. There were sites that would not allow me to access their site unless I defeated it.
Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 06:59 AM (mpXpK) 1018
I've discovered that caffeine doesn't keep me up at night. I don't have much trouble falling asleep, even if I've had 3 liters of diet Coke in the evening. However, it gets me on the back end. I wake up early, three hours earlier this morning than my non-caffeine normal.
Strange, but good to finally discover. Posted by: t-bird at October 31, 2019 06:59 AM (IMdOQ) 1019
The oldest girl goes in for a C-section today. Gonna have another grand daughter by 0730. At least it will be easy to remember her birthday.
- Congratulations. I think TheJamesMadison is having one today, too. Two Halloween hordians. That's great. Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 31, 2019 07:00 AM (r2+y0) 1020
1000 I predict lotsa leftover candy here at Casa Bruce
Same here. In the 26 plus years I've lived here at Rancho Monkey. I've had exactly 2 trick or treaters. My niece and nephew one year. Having a 400 foot driveway and living in the boonies does that. Yet, I buy candy every year. Heh, heh, heh. Posted by: Sock Monkey...not a kid's toy at October 31, 2019 06:55 AM (kfLSM) My wife says the moat of rabid otters and crazed honey badgers may be keeping our treaters away. Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 31, 2019 07:01 AM (JFO2v) 1021
When the global cooling really hits im going to buy a railcar of house coal. I hate splitting wood.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 31, 2019 06:55 AM (Vy7tf) ------------------------------- As a bonus, you can hone your Ebenezer Scrooge impression! Speaking of, Amazon has a movie called The Man Who Invented Christmas, about Dickens writing A Christmas Carol. No idea of its accuracy, but it was an enjoyable movie (and it's free if you have Prime). And Downton Abbey fans will recognize the guy playing Dickens. Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2019 07:01 AM (CAJOC) 1022
1018 I've discovered that caffeine doesn't keep me up at night. I don't have much trouble falling asleep, even if I've had 3 liters of diet Coke in the evening
Damn. You insert a catheter before going to bed? Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 31, 2019 07:01 AM (Vy7tf) 1023
>> Seems to block most ads.
Blocking the ads wasn't the problem -- Adblock plus did that fine. The trouble is they're running scripts and other methods to detect if you're running an adblocker. If you are, they refuse to load the page unless you disable the adblocker. Until yesterday, my response to that was usually just "fuck you, then" and off I go. But the Daily Mail started that a day or two ago, and I can't be deprived of the T&A sidebar. I had to do something. Nano Defender is that something. It "defuses" the detection scripts and fools them into thinking the ads are being displayed when they aren't. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2019 07:01 AM (NMAzL) 1024
Over on the View, T-Bone's buddy Cory is pushing gun confiscation. That Overton window moved pretty quickly, didn't it?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 31, 2019 07:02 AM (IttZ7) 1025
Over on the View, T-Bone's buddy Cory is pushing gun confiscation.
Jesus Christ, don't scare me like that. I thought you said gin confiscation. Posted by: Hillary! at October 31, 2019 07:03 AM (CDGwz) 1026
hillary is going to run again. bill sort of let the cat out of the bag during an interview yesterday by saying........she may or not be running for anything.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2019 07:03 AM (JUOKG) 1027
The oldest girl goes in for a C-section today. Gonna have another grand daughter by 0730. At least it will be easy to remember her birthday.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead Congrats you old leatherneck! Grand kids are God's gift to those of us who didn't sell our teenagers to the gypsies. Got number 3 on the way soon. First grandson! Posted by: Sock Monkey...not a kid's toy at October 31, 2019 07:03 AM (kfLSM) 1028
It took me awhile but the combination of Nano Adblocker and Nano Defender did the trick. The latter will work with uBlock Origin as well, but it takes some extra tweaking. It works with both Chrome and Firefox.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2019 06:53 AM (NMAzL) ------------------------------- I've been using uBlock Origin with Chrome. Seems to block most ads. Posted by: No One of Consequence Don't use an ad blocker. I use Dolphin browser on my iPhone and don't see ads. Posted by: rickb223 at October 31, 2019 07:05 AM (oUkrT) 1029
1026 hillary is going to run again. bill sort of let the cat out of the bag during an interview yesterday by saying........she may or not be running for anything.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2019 07:03 AM (JUOKG) I see a run on padded bollard covers coming. Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 31, 2019 07:05 AM (JFO2v) 1030
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hillary is going to run again. bill sort of let the cat out of the bag during an interview yesterday by saying........she may or not be running for anything. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2019 07:03 AM (JUOKG) ======= There's an article on the American Thinker (watch JJS link to it) by a doctor who definitely thinks she has Parkinson's. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 31, 2019 07:05 AM (IttZ7) 1031
Okay. Breakfast awaits, then to physical therapy....OUCH!!
Posted by: Bruce at October 31, 2019 07:05 AM (vd8XM) 1032
hillary is going to run again. bill sort of let the cat out of the bag during an interview yesterday by saying........she may or not be running for anything.
I'm still in shock over the unfortunate accident Tulsi Gabbard is going to suffer... Posted by: Hillary! at October 31, 2019 07:07 AM (CDGwz) 1033
4 o'clock in the morning and I'm watching NHK World news(Japan) because I can't stand our homegrown stuff. Life is full of crap and woe in that neck of the woods as well. Hmm.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...not a kid's toy at October 31, 2019 07:08 AM (kfLSM) 1034
I'd watch a Babylon Bee morning news broadcast.
Posted by: t-bird at October 31, 2019 07:10 AM (Ry8mf) 1035
Liawatha says Medicare for Alll will cost about 2 million jobs. Shrugs it off.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 31, 2019 07:10 AM (JFO2v) 1036
Guy musta had his bladder replaced with a pool liner...................................
c'mon in it's luverrly Posted by: saf at October 31, 2019 07:11 AM (5IHGB) 1037
Over on the View, T-Bone's buddy Cory is pushing gun confiscation. That Overton window moved pretty quickly, didn't it?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - I support this, but only if it starts in the projects and is streamed live. Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 31, 2019 07:11 AM (0GvUH) 1038
Telling the site's readers/commenters to fuck off is AllahFuckStick's whole schtick. One common thread among NeverTrump: Absolute hate of their base. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 31, 2019 07:12 AM (oVJmc) 1039
Kamala has now invited primary opponents with her abysmal showing in the lead up to the primaries.
She looks easily beatable Gavin, DC awaits Posted by: REDACTED at October 31, 2019 07:13 AM (rpxSz) 1040
Scankles may "think" she is going to run but that will not happen at the convention
Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 07:13 AM (mpXpK) 1041
Chile cancels APEC summit because of unrest
UN Climate Change chief blames global worming. Posted by: Sock Monkey...not a kid's toy at October 31, 2019 07:13 AM (kfLSM) Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2019 07:14 AM (DFa6Z) 1043
When it comes to Halloween, our communitie's Wine Moms and Soccer Dads have taken the whole idea of kids having fun, and made it into their own personal 'Refuse to grow up' experience.
Heavy rain is forecast, and the adults are panicking. The kids are not concerned. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2019 07:17 AM (cqNba) 1044
Remembering the days of candied apples and popcorn balls.
Happy Halloween Posted by: Ben Had Morning BH. I remember the dentist in the neighborhood who handed out toothbrushes every year. TPing his house was a ritual. Posted by: Sock Monkey...not a kid's toy at October 31, 2019 07:17 AM (kfLSM) 1045
1044
When it comes to Halloween, our communitie's Wine Moms and Soccer Dads have taken the whole idea of kids having fun, and made it into their own personal 'Refuse to grow up' experience. Heavy rain is forecast, and the adults are panicking. The kids are not concerned. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2019 07:17 AM (cqNba) =========== The Kids are Alright. Posted by: Pete Townshend at October 31, 2019 07:19 AM (IttZ7) 1046
GWP headline "Kamala Harris Slashing Staff as 2020 campaign flounders".
Sounds a bit extreme, couldn't she just lay them off. Plus, what do you think: breadknife, machete or fingernails? Posted by: dirks strewn at October 31, 2019 07:20 AM (/Fmtj) 1047
We had a neighbor who would make candy apples every year. My brothers and I hated those things then. I would give my eye-teeth for one now.
Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 07:20 AM (mpXpK) 1048
1034 I'd watch a Babylon Bee morning news broadcast.
Posted by: t-bird at October 31, 2019 07:10 AM (Ry8mf) Begin and end every broadcast with "Attention Snopes. This is all parody. Only humorless unfunny scolds would ever think otherwise and would feel the need to fact check these obvious jokes." Posted by: Buzzion at October 31, 2019 07:20 AM (/nfJO) 1049
This country is not ready for a female nag of color as president.
Posted by: Camela Harridan at October 31, 2019 07:21 AM (oVJmc) 1050
I'm behind the curve. I just learned that the photo-dog meme was started
by Ben Shapiro and his "partner" Jeremy Boreing. I suspect that they did it with dual purpose of punking media and embarrassing Trump. A twofer. I know Boreing from Hollywood. Another classic cuck. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 31, 2019 07:22 AM (H8QX8) 1051
Shapiro is gay? Well color me pink.
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2019 07:24 AM (e8+lr) 1052
Good morning y'all.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 31, 2019 07:24 AM (uDh3k) 1053
Apparently in Japan cosplay dress up is big on Halloween. Some whitebread news guy on NHK is dressed up in a pokeman outfit is making the report. Give me a break.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...not a kid's toy at October 31, 2019 07:25 AM (kfLSM) Posted by: Sock Monkey...not a kid's toy at October 31, 2019 07:27 AM (kfLSM) 1055
1052 Shapiro is gay? Well color me pink.
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2019 07:24 AM (e8+lr) He may be gay but he does have a wife and several kids. Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 31, 2019 07:28 AM (JFO2v) 1056
Trump tweeted that Conan the K9 is headed for the WH.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 31, 2019 07:28 AM (H8QX8) 1057
JJ up
Posted by: Vic at October 31, 2019 07:29 AM (mpXpK) 1058
nooty
Posted by: freaked at October 31, 2019 07:29 AM (e8+lr) 1059
Nood!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 31, 2019 07:29 AM (ECrgQ) 1060
Shapiro isn't gay. I put "partner" in quotes as a reference to Shapiro's statement.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 31, 2019 07:29 AM (H8QX8) 1061
Our forecast for tonight: "The entire area will go under a wind advisory from 3pm-12am today. West winds will increase to 15-25mph. Gusts around 40mph during this time.
Yes, this is happening during trick-or-treating with a rain/snow mix". Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 31, 2019 07:30 AM (Vy7tf) 1062
GWP headline "Kamala Harris Slashing Staff as 2020 campaign flounders".
Soon to be just another forgotten political hack on her knees doing her thing. Posted by: Sock Monkey...not a kid's toy at October 31, 2019 07:30 AM (kfLSM) 1063
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And I don't think wearing a uniform and earning combat awards means you will never lie. Posted by: Gref at October 30, 2019 10:16 PM (AMIL/) Benedict Arnold was a patriotic uniform wearing combat hero until one day he decided he wasn't! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Arnold was loyal to the Crown. He probably felt justified and patriotic. Washington and the rest were considered traitors at the time by the empire and if they had lost, they'd have been forever considered traitors. The same might apply to the Deep State plotters who thankfully failed and will probably and rightfully be generally considered traitors and seditionists going forward when the smoke clears from Barr, Horowitz and Durham. Some of us are ahead of the curve. The winners get history homework. Posted by: dirks strewn DA 1977 at October 31, 2019 07:36 AM (/Fmtj) Processing 0.12, elapsed 0.1248 seconds. |
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