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#ThreeToo: Remember When Alcoholic, Pot-Addled Throuple-Threat Young-Underling-Seducer Katie Hill Attacked Lindsey Graham For Defending Brett Kavanaugh By Asking, "What are you afraid of? What's in your past?"

I notice the "Respectable Liberal Republican" Twitter Friends Club is staying away from this story, because their liberal media twitter pals told them to.

Meanwhile, actual conservatives point out the incredible hypocrisy, because unlike the Twitter Friends Club, we're not trying to win a popularity contest with the liberal media.

Video below.

In addition, she's being investigated for using campaign funds to make payments to her former throuple lover -- despite her no longer being a staffer.

She's now being paid "consulting fees."

According to FEC Records, since April 2019, Hill’s campaign has paid a little over $14,000 in fundraising-related consulting fees to Desjardins, doling out around $2,500 most months

Is this using campaign funds to pay off someone to keep quiet?

Sounds like Ilhan Nur Said, alias "Ilhan Omar." Although those campaign funds weren't used to keep her lover quiet, but to keep him loud, if you know what I'm sayin', and I think you do.

Tim Pool discusses this, as well as the possibility that Katie Hill has been effectively pressuring her young employees to have sex with her.

Remember this very suggestive texts published by RedState?

In a text message from the female staffer involved in the throuple that was sent to Hill on June 3 of this year, the female staffer says that she is "terrified of pushing back against [Hill] or upsetting [her]," because she’s seen how Hill treats Kenny.

...

As reported in an earlier story today, Kenny Heslep apologized to the female staffer in text messages for the "abusive relationship" to which he and Hill subjected the staffer.

A 22 year old staffer you're having a "throuple" relationship with who's "terrified" to push back against you and with whom you have an "abusive" relationship?

What if this were Kavanaugh?

What if this were Trump?

Heck -- what if this were Orrin hosta?

But Katie Hill is playing the I'm Just a Girl Card, so the media will of course defend her Sacred Honor.

Is this the first known case of #ThreeToo?

Meanwhile, a second Democrat House member is being investigated for sexual abuses.

The House Ethics Committee opened an investigation into a freshman member from the U.S. territory of Guam -- the second probe of a Democratic congressman in two days -- alleging he had a sexual relationship with a staff member and misused campaign finance contributions.

"The committee is aware of public allegations that Delegate Michael F. Q. San Nicolas may have engaged in a sexual relationship with an individual on his congressional staff, converted campaign funds to personal use and/or accepted improper or excessive campaign contributions," said a panel statement on Thursday.

What is it with Democrats misusing campaign funds for purposes of illicit sex?

Doesn't three incidents make a pattern?

It sure did in 2006, as far as the Democrat Media Complex was concerned.

Why -- we might have a genuine CULTURE OF CORRUPTION on our hands, huh?



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:01 PM




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1 Nice!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 05:02 PM (cqNba)

2 Katie's parents must be so proud.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 05:03 PM (T6t7i)

3 Oh, Katie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 05:03 PM (ptqGC)

4 They had to euthanize that chair.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:03 PM (rSy9P)

5 the DNC / MSM . . . the best projectionists in history!

Posted by: bored383 at October 25, 2019 05:04 PM (zJ4nO)

6 And, Obama appointed Fed Judge in DC just said House gets all the Mueller Grand Jury stuff, AND that the ongoing impeachment is valid.

We are at war folks. Due process is only working for one side.

Posted by: Don Q at October 25, 2019 05:04 PM (NgKpN)

7 Will this be what finally tips Guam over?
- Rep. Johnson (D-GA)

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 25, 2019 05:04 PM (FiUMj)

8 >>Doesn't three incidents make a pattern?


Katie calls three 'incidents' and amuse bouche.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:04 PM (rSy9P)

9 The internet is forever the Democrats need to remember

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 05:04 PM (ZCEU2)

10 I'm trying to figure out how to make "Katie" rhyme with "skank".

Posted by: freaked at October 25, 2019 05:04 PM (Tnijr)

11 Yeesh. How do I sign up for this scam?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 05:04 PM (RD7QR)

12 Skank calls other people skanks. Just like middle school, but with campaign money at stake.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 25, 2019 05:04 PM (9rtHL)

13 Doughy white broads...

Must be DC

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 05:04 PM (6qErC)

14 Katie, you're a whore! -- Jessica Hahn

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2019 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

15 BREAKING NEWS:

Liberals Always Project!

NEWS AT 11

Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2019 05:05 PM (q177U)

16 www.youtube.com/watch?v=d47kgZg93i0
This guy does a funny parody of Working For The Weekend video.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 05:05 PM (xPl2J)

17 Doesn't three incidents make a pattern?

Enemy action.

Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at October 25, 2019 05:05 PM (q1Pj5)

18 J'accuse!

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:05 PM (rSy9P)

19 Freaked, do an imperfect rhyme with skanky.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 25, 2019 05:06 PM (9rtHL)

20 See, this wasn't in her past! It was current!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 05:06 PM (6qErC)

21 Remember folks this is just the one that got caught.

Posted by: freaked at October 25, 2019 05:06 PM (Tnijr)

22 CREW SLUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UhO8x-UXbY

Posted by: ZAPPA at October 25, 2019 05:07 PM (rSy9P)

23 What I can't figure out is why Matt Gaetz is suddenly very publicly defending Katie. Is he Katie-Curious?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 25, 2019 05:07 PM (NVYyb)

24 There's that projection thingy again . . . just sayin' it like they are compelled to confess their own sins, but project them on to others.

Weirdly consistent.

Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 05:07 PM (ll4lT)

25 I'm disgusted that Brett has made Katie do all this tawdry stuff.


Just disgusting, Brett.


Posted by: Shep! On CNN at October 25, 2019 05:07 PM (Uor5R)

26 Katie, who's in your ham wallet?

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at October 25, 2019 05:07 PM (q1Pj5)

27 Katie the Lady

Was dandy indeed

Her brushing was blushing

But her cross took the lead

Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2019 05:07 PM (q177U)

28 Um, I think that we all know what is in Lindsey's past. (and / or present)

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 25, 2019 05:07 PM (xptlg)

29 this clapped out clam's fifteen minutes were up yesterday. not even at closing on friday nite. ten pounds away from a swamp momma.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 25, 2019 05:07 PM (KP5rU)

30 23 What I can't figure out is why Matt Gaetz is suddenly very publicly defending Katie. Is he Katie-Curious?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 25, 2019 05:07 PM (NVYyb)

So a quintuple?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 05:07 PM (RD7QR)

31 >>A 22 year old staffer you're having a "throuple" relationship with who's "terrified" to push back against you...

Oh, there was plenty of push back!

Posted by: Katie (Skank CA) at October 25, 2019 05:08 PM (2cuLk)

32 'What's in YOUR wallet, slagbag Katie Hell?' prolly not an AmEx card.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:08 PM (6bMel)

33 thenewneo.com/corrupt democratic congresswomen katie hill
Her apology on the smear campaign against her
https://tinyurl.com/y3jvo9vx
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 04:55 PM

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 05:08 PM (ZCEU2)

34 Katie-THOT.

Posted by: Allie at October 25, 2019 05:08 PM (f8bA4)

35
Oh,please, tell me that Katie was the hysterical whammyn past whom Lindsey sashayed on camera outside the Congressional offices! Please, please, please!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2019 05:08 PM (pNxlR)

36 People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2019 05:08 PM (d7Ww2)

37 LOL ace with the Loverboy sidebar

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

38 when your intern has a frown
as you're going down
that's a katie

Posted by: Priapism at October 25, 2019 05:08 PM (2cfUo)

39 Hollywood already made a movie about this exact scenario, starring Joan Allen as a lefty Senator caught up in a sex scandal and conservative villains are "pouncing" on the story.

Of course, in the Hollywood version, th lefty is entirely innocent and the Republicans are evil incarnate, but you already knew that.

Here it is:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Contender_(2000_film)

it's almost as if they knew this scandal (or TYPE of scandal) would continuously haunt the left, so they pre-empted it by promulgating a fantasy version where those who note leftist sleaze are the villains.

Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2019 05:08 PM (PsL+s)

40 MOAR GARBAGE PEOPLE

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:08 PM (6bMel)

41 CREW SLUT"

With leather?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 05:09 PM (6qErC)

42 Katie Hill is a nasty, nasty broad who is only good for one thing.

And that one thing ain't Congress.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 25, 2019 05:09 PM (Z+IKu)

43 Throuple used to just be called swinging.

Or a sex triangle.


Or Friday night after the old lady had one too many Harvey Wallbangers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2019 05:09 PM (Uor5R)

44 ACE READS THE BLOG!

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:09 PM (rSy9P)

45 The F and Q don't stand for anything. They're just "F" and "Q."

Cocksuckers.

Posted by: Michael F.Q. San Nicolas Delecto at October 25, 2019 05:10 PM (sWM8x)

46 Mike Reno is now as big as Reno.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 05:10 PM (xPl2J)

47 Recall that Comey convicted Martha Stewart for deleting an email she later undeleted, and allegedly misleading FBI agents who knocked on her door -- so they said in their 302s

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 25, 2019 05:10 PM (go+Xp)

48 35. no. that lady was kinda cute

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:10 PM (6bMel)

49 Gotta say, Ace. This has been an excellent week for you. Content out the wazoo. And really good stuff.

I know events dictate content, but damn. You've been on fire.

Tip-jar deserves more tipping.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 25, 2019 05:10 PM (6eEQ+)

50
Y'know, I am shocked, shocked that members of the Dims' freshman class in the House have such a poor grasp of ethical staffing and expenditures' practices!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2019 05:10 PM (pNxlR)

51 >>With leather?


It deserves a link in every Thread about this whore.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:10 PM (rSy9P)

52 This is... an unfortunate thing in the Trump Era. He taught the Democrats that the right way to deal with a scandal is to go on offense. Never apologize. Never back down. Never admit. Always go after your accusers, full aggression.

And now, that's all they do. The "Squad", this ridiculous bimbo, all of them. Because they saw him do it, saw it worked, and saw that the media goes for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

53 You know there HAS to be a sex tape out there somewhere.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 25, 2019 05:10 PM (FiUMj)

54 What I can't figure out is why Matt Gaetz is suddenly very publicly defending Katie. Is he Katie-Curious?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 25, 2019 05:07 PM

Maybe he sees a easy pickup

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 05:10 PM (ZCEU2)

55 So a quintuple?


Grab a few more interns and conquer the octagon

Posted by: Priapism at October 25, 2019 05:10 PM (2cfUo)

56 Is this the first known case of #ThreeToo?


Did you just coin that? If so, yeah, take the rest of the week off, Boss. It's Gold!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 25, 2019 05:11 PM (33O8j)

57 Now it makes sence why the staffer seemed uninterested, reading the phone, while her hair was being combed by some nude drunken loon.

Posted by: Pliney at October 25, 2019 05:11 PM (nzKWW)

58 >>I know events dictate content, but damn. You've been on fire.



So. How's his dictate?

Posted by: Michael Strahan at October 25, 2019 05:11 PM (rSy9P)

59 People saying the pot and sex is no bid deal --

That isn't the point. Would you trust her as your accountant? Would
you hire her in a job that had to be done right and without close oversight.

The woman is a train wreck. Would you trust her to run your bananana stand?

She looks like the kind of person who would do anything she could get away with, without a second thought.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 25, 2019 05:11 PM (LWu6U)

60 and she paid her aide miss Desjardins, 14 k in consultant fees, there's a lot of that going around,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 25, 2019 05:11 PM (x+C/t)

61 If you want to know what the left has done watch what they accuse others of doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2019 05:11 PM (ZLI7S)

62 It was a foursome if you count Hill's cellulite.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 25, 2019 05:11 PM (mesZS)

63 40 MOAR GARBAGE PEOPLE
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:08 PM (6bMel)

ha!

Posted by: m at October 25, 2019 05:11 PM (hnjoD)

64 OT....
I actually saw Loverboy in concert. Back in the 80s and I can't remember who opened for them.
Saw the Beach Boys also same year I think.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 25, 2019 05:11 PM (myjNJ)

65 "Delegate Michael F. Q. San Nicolas"
=======
That is cool; I think I 'd like to have F.Q. in my name too!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 25, 2019 05:12 PM (xptlg)

66 The power of FUPA compels you

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2019 05:12 PM (KNsKs)

67 I have a responsibility to address my constituents' most pressing concerns.

Posted by: Katie "does this bong make my butt look fat?" Hill at October 25, 2019 05:12 PM (vakOG)

68 Does anybody remember when MTV had a contest to be in the next Loverboy video? Some not so attractive plump chick won. The video was for Queen Of The Broken Hearts. They put her at the very beginning. If you blink you miss her. Literally.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 05:12 PM (xPl2J)

69 A 22 year old staffer you're having a "throuple" relationship with who's "terrified" to push back against you...
Isn't that what Katie wanted, Her staff to gently push back?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 25, 2019 05:12 PM (5l6gb)

70 They can't hold Trump to one standard and Katie 'The Brusher' Hill to another.


Trump joked about grabbing the mish

Katie grabbed the mish

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2019 05:12 PM (Uor5R)

71 If Katie had as many sticking out as she's had stuck in, she would look like a porcupine

Posted by: Priapism at October 25, 2019 05:12 PM (2cfUo)

72 are Katie-THOT's nakey bong pix still out there?

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:13 PM (6bMel)

73 It deserves a link"

And a Telefunken

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 05:13 PM (6qErC)

74 Be a CREW SLUT
Just follow the magic footprints
Be a CREW SLUT
Hey, you'll love it!
Be a CREW SLUT
It's a way of life
I ain't gonna squash it
And you don't need to wash it!
CREW SLUT
Hey, I'll buy you a pizza
CREW SLUT
Of course I'll introduce you to Warren
The boys in the crew
Are only waiting for you

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:13 PM (KZzsI)

75 59 Would you trust her to run your bananana stand?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 25, 2019 05:11 PM (LWu6U)

Would you trust her to SPELL "bananana stand"?

Posted by: m at October 25, 2019 05:13 PM (hnjoD)

76 and she paid her aide miss Desjardins, 14 k in consultant fees, there's a lot of that going around,
Posted by: admiral marcus at October 25, 2019 05:11 PM (x+C/t)

You misspelled cunnilling fee wrong.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 25, 2019 05:13 PM (mesZS)

77 dude if abscam jack didn't go prison then this carpent muncher won't. Ask Lindsey why.

Posted by: ryukyu at October 25, 2019 05:13 PM (vKhgw)

78 >>I know events dictate content, but damn. You've been on fire.







So. How's his dictate?

Posted by: Michael Strahan at October 25, 2019 05:11 PM (rSy9P)


Forgive me, I chuckled out loud.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2019 05:13 PM (q1Pj5)

79 I thought she looked familiar. She was the one stuck to seat 38 on Phydeaux III

Posted by: freaked at October 25, 2019 05:13 PM (Tnijr)

80 Sex, money, power...

How does one get into this "congress" business?

Posted by: jwest at October 25, 2019 05:14 PM (U6f/q)

81 >>Would you trust her to run your bananana stand?


There's. Always. Money. IN. THE. BANANA. STAND.

Posted by: George Bluth Sr at October 25, 2019 05:14 PM (rSy9P)

82 >> He taught the Democrats that the right way to deal with a scandal is to go on offense. Never apologize. Never back down. Never admit. Always go after your accusers, full aggression.


He did not teach them that, he is just the first R to do it. Haven't you been paying attention? Did bubba apologize? -- it goes back at least that far.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 25, 2019 05:14 PM (LWu6U)

83 Just like AOC there's definitely video out there, but this one is more likely to come out, since some disgruntled angry ex is leaking stuff already

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:14 PM (KZzsI)

84 I understand that the polls tell us we're not supposed to care about anything this woman did.

And as you all know polls are absolute reality.

Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2019 05:14 PM (Z7lwY)

85 "They put her at the very beginning. If you blink you miss her."

The one running the video equipment? She's still a "1" to me...

Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (eAZVt)

86 He taught the Democrats"

Que? That's been the Dims play since FDR.

"What wheelchair? I don't see one"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (6qErC)

87 put katey in a roadside fireworks stand. let me know when you get the fire put out.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (KP5rU)

88 Would you hire her in a job that had to be done right and without close oversight.

__

If the job is starring in a porn movie....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (FiUMj)

89 The one running the video equipment? She's still a "1" to me...



Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (eAZVt)

Yep, that's her.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (xPl2J)

90 no, the dems have been on full outrage, at least since the mid 90s, or whataboutit, like with Gerry studs and barnie frank,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (x+C/t)

91 Haven't you been paying attention? Did bubba apologize?

Yeah he did a whole video apology to the country about it live on national TV.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

92 72
are Katie-THOT's nakey bong pix still out there?

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:13 PM (6bMel)
Daily Mail still has them I think. Of course they blocked out the best parts.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (N39Ws)

93 Joncelli's Laws of Digital Photography, As Amended

1. Everybody now carries a camera on their person.

2. If you allow somebody to take a picture or some video of you in a compromising position the chances that they will end up on the web are better than 80 percent.

3. Every sufficiently famous person will eventually be recorded making a gesture that looks like a Nazi salute.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (RD7QR)

94 >> Would you trust her to SPELL "bananana stand"?

I know how to spell it, I just don't know when to stop spelling it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (LWu6U)

95 I wish some disgruntled AOC acquaintance would leak her video.


For scientific research, natch.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (Uor5R)

96 The House Ethics Committee opened an investigation into a freshman member from the U.S. territory of Guam


Just the tip
over

Posted by: Hank Johnson at October 25, 2019 05:16 PM (786Ro)

97 m: "Would you trust her to SPELL 'bananana stand'?"

Well I for sure wouldn't trust her.

Posted by: A. Banana at October 25, 2019 05:16 PM (6eEQ+)

98 Haven't you been paying attention? Did bubba apologize?

Yeah he did a whole video apology to the country about it live on national TV.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

I think that was more of a denial.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 25, 2019 05:16 PM (mesZS)

99 Monthly checks under the table for "consulting" are payoffs, blatantly so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

100 84
I understand that the polls tell us we're not supposed to care about anything this woman did.



And as you all know polls are absolute reality.

Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2019 05:14 PM (Z7lwY)

Political pollsStripper poles

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2019 05:16 PM (N39Ws)

101 Of course there are videos.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2019 05:16 PM (q1Pj5)

102 aily Mail still has them I think. Of course they blocked out the best parts.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (N39Ws)


or arguably the worst

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 25, 2019 05:16 PM (M+Lyo)

103 It's just so interesting how these stories about these women cause no inquest or inquiry from the ethics committee.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 25, 2019 05:16 PM (KA5Fy)

104 LOL ace with the Loverboy sidebar


Thanks to CBD my youtube is queuing up Cowboy Junkies behind that. And I really do mean thanks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2019 05:17 PM (gd9RK)

105 Nobody learned anything from Weiner's dic pic fiasco.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2019 05:17 PM (Uor5R)

106 Consulting? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 05:17 PM (jYnPD)

107 Doesn't three incidents make a pattern?


As surely as three wives make a Charlie Sykes.

Posted by: Hands at October 25, 2019 05:17 PM (786Ro)

108 1. Everybody now carries a camera on their person.

2. If you allow somebody to take a picture or some video of you in a compromising position the chances that they will end up on the web are better than 80 percent.

3. Every sufficiently famous person will eventually be recorded making a gesture that looks like a Nazi salute.


Every famous woman will eventually be recorded making a gesture that is suggestive of oral sex

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

109 and she paid her aide miss Desjardins, 14 k in consultant fees, there's a lot of that going around,
Posted by: admiral marcus at October 25, 2019 05:11 PM

This is a pattern. My dad once pointed out all the "consultants" and campaign "advisors" that a particular politician had paid, including old college buddies and in-laws. He said it was perfectly legal, unlike the kickbacks from contractors and padded bills that used to make them rich.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 25, 2019 05:17 PM (9rtHL)

110 34. I borrowed your moniker for this fine public servant , Allie. I hope you don't mind.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:17 PM (6bMel)

111 bananana stand"

Or banana hammock...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 05:18 PM (6qErC)

112 Morgan has a long mustache ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 25, 2019 05:18 PM (M+Lyo)

113 I came here to grab ass and screw Guam...

...and I'm all out of Guam.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2019 05:18 PM (mvenn)

114 Sooner or later, everybody eats a corndog.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 25, 2019 05:18 PM (33O8j)

115 It's just so interesting how these stories about these women cause no inquest or inquiry from the ethics committee.

Just like how women get away with molesting boys routinely or with minimal consequence, particularly if they are attractive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:18 PM (KZzsI)

116 35
Oh,please, tell me that Katie was the hysterical whammyn past whom Lindsey sashayed on camera outside the Congressional offices! Please, please, please!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2019 05:08 PM (pNxlR)

Nah. Here's Lindsey sashaying in the parking lot:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y445yokr

Posted by: m at October 25, 2019 05:18 PM (hnjoD)

117 108 1. Everybody now carries a camera on their person.

2. If you allow somebody to take a picture or some video of you in a compromising position the chances that they will end up on the web are better than 80 percent.

3. Every sufficiently famous person will eventually be recorded making a gesture that looks like a Nazi salute.

Every famous woman will eventually be recorded making a gesture that is suggestive of oral sex
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

Can anybody recall a recent photo of Katy Perry WITHOUT her mouth in an O?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 05:19 PM (RD7QR)

118 "I actually saw Loverboy in concert. Back in the 80s and I can't remember who opened for them."

I saw Loverboy open for ZZ Top, ca. 1981.

And when it comes to Katie, I'd hit it. Sorry, that's just my policy.

Posted by: Crimso at October 25, 2019 05:19 PM (uCLNU)

119 Good grief, I spend a few hours at work actually working and the blog goes nuts with all kinds of interesting stuff.

Almost like a document drop Friday.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 25, 2019 05:19 PM (qC1Sy)

120 95>>>

Into donkey shows, are ye?

Posted by: Allie at October 25, 2019 05:19 PM (f8bA4)

121 I think that was more of a denial."

"Ah did not have sex... with Hillary. Or something. "

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 05:19 PM (6qErC)

122 CULTURE OF CORRUPTION

... like the ecosystem in Katie's panties.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 25, 2019 05:20 PM (ykYG2)

123 What's so maybe about
What's so maybe about
What's so maybe about Katie?

What's the use in hesitating?
Can't you see that Katie's waiting?
Just because her youth is fading
Doesn't mean that she's not worth dating

Posted by: Barenaked Ladies at October 25, 2019 05:20 PM (786Ro)

124 94 >> Would you trust her to SPELL "bananana stand"?

I know how to spell it, I just don't know when to stop spelling it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 25, 2019 05:15 PM (LWu6U)

touche (with an acute accent)

Posted by: m at October 25, 2019 05:20 PM (hnjoD)

125 I always thought Joe's Garage was an obscure album only my brothers knew about and liked until I came to this place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:20 PM (KZzsI)

126 Into donkey shows, are ye?"

Thou sayest true.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 05:21 PM (6qErC)

127 188: i would hit katie. with ace's vespa with a shelf installed on the front. she just looks skeevy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 25, 2019 05:21 PM (KP5rU)

128 Katie dorks the bar

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 25, 2019 05:21 PM (mesZS)

129 >>... like the ecosystem in Katie's panties.


The snail went this way.

It can't be far. It's obviously very sick.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:21 PM (rSy9P)

130 You know who got paid a lot to do that to Hillary?

Mmmmmm?

Posted by: torabora at October 25, 2019 05:21 PM (avIPN)

131 But you see, these people are better than you, so shut up, pleb.

Posted by: Anderson Pooper at October 25, 2019 05:22 PM (XQupF)

132 84 I understand that the polls tell us we're not supposed to care about anything this woman did.

And as you all know polls are absolute reality.
Posted by: buzzion at October 25, 2019 05:14 PM

Are you sure? I think we have to wait for Lurky to come back to work on Monday, just to be sure.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 25, 2019 05:22 PM (9rtHL)

133 until I came to this place."

Well, there are some Catholic girls here...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 05:22 PM (6qErC)

134 I pray to Allah every day that there were no digital cameras of cell phones when I was in college.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 25, 2019 05:22 PM (FiUMj)

135 44 ACE READS THE BLOG!
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:09 PM (rSy9P)

What is the evidence for this?

Posted by: m at October 25, 2019 05:22 PM (hnjoD)

136 Muldoon is back!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 25, 2019 05:22 PM (myjNJ)

137 'When ur face does a dive on each intern you hire - That's A Kate-eee.,'

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:22 PM (6bMel)

138 130>>>

¡Ees Webb!

Posted by: Allie at October 25, 2019 05:23 PM (f8bA4)

139 Almost like a document drop Friday.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 25, 2019 05:19 PM (qC1Sy)

It's still Friday.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 05:23 PM (jYnPD)

140
Don't they have a fund to cover up their sexcapades?

I mean, jeepers!

Posted by: Selma Jocobson at October 25, 2019 05:23 PM (LilNs)

141 I cannot believe I missed this one. Democrats always accuse Republicans of that which they are guilty.

Katie stands as example number eleventy eleven.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 25, 2019 05:23 PM (qC1Sy)

142 "I always thought Joe's Garage was an obscure album only my brothers knew about and liked until I came to this place."

I still have my copy I bought on day one. FZ in blackface.

Posted by: freaked at October 25, 2019 05:23 PM (Tnijr)

143 polls are total bullshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 25, 2019 05:23 PM (KP5rU)

144 In a text message from the female staffer involved in the throuple that was sent to Hill on June 3 of this year, the female staffer says that she is "terrified of pushing back against [Hill] or upsetting [her]," because she's seen how Hill treats Kenny.


This is the guy SHE calls the 'abusive husband?'

Isn't this worth a look, too?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2019 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

145 >>What is the evidence for this?


Sidebar Loverboy

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:24 PM (rSy9P)

146 I cannot believe I missed this one. Democrats always accuse Republicans of that which they are guilty.

I know, I always say that but then they say something and I forget it. Just like the rule that nearly all of them are child molesters

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

147 122
CULTURE OF CORRUPTION



... like the ecosystem in Katie's panties.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 25, 2019 05:20 PM (ykYG2)

More DNA than the Human Genome Project.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 05:24 PM (jYnPD)

148 Twitter won't let me tweet the Daily Mail story for some reason. https://is.gd/r7I0WT

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 25, 2019 05:24 PM (4e+hS)

149 Three people? How do you remember everybody?

Posted by: Rick Perry at October 25, 2019 05:24 PM (aKxkI)

150 Does Katie like cigars?

Posted by: torabora at October 25, 2019 05:24 PM (avIPN)

151 Might have been mentioned before but Mollie Hemmingway has a nice piece up right now over at the Federalist - "GOP has a Choice: Fight the Anti-Trump Coup Effort or Surrender Government to the Democrats"

She kills it...

Posted by: Boswell at October 25, 2019 05:24 PM (32YRo)

152 >> "I always thought Joe's Garage was an obscure album only my brothers knew about and liked until I came to this place."



Really. Joe's Garage is a staple. That and Sheik Yeboutti are about the best thing you can gift a 14 year old music fan.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:25 PM (rSy9P)

153 Three people? How do you remember everybody?

Posted by: Rick Perry at October 25, 2019 05:24 PM (aKxkI)

Snort.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2019 05:25 PM (q1Pj5)

154 In addition, she's being investigated for using campaign funds to make payments to her former throuple lover -- despite her no longer being a staffer.

She's now being paid "consulting fees."


So "consultant" is a euphemism for "paid whore".

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2019 05:25 PM (+lVUW)

155 Does Katie like cigars?

If they are big a a baby's arm and plug into the wall, sure

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:25 PM (KZzsI)

156 It's easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission. And easier yet to deny, deny, deny.

Posted by: Mrs and Mrs Bill Clinton at October 25, 2019 05:25 PM (Dtf68)

157 What I can't figure out is why Matt Gaetz is suddenly very publicly defending Katie. Is he Katie-Curious?

******

Mott the Throiuple

Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2019 05:25 PM (mvenn)

158 154; you say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 25, 2019 05:26 PM (KP5rU)

159 I know, I always say that but then they say something and I forget it. Just like the rule that nearly all of them are child molesters
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

----------------

Which, of course, means Hillary is deep in the pockets of Russia.

But, we all knew that.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 25, 2019 05:26 PM (qC1Sy)

160 Easily the most important and influential piece of music composed in the past 60 years, and there's not even a close second place
-------

Which one is Berserker, again?

Posted by: bluebell - get a sample Ffx Cty ballot at October 25, 2019 05:26 PM (aXucN)

161 Three people? How do you remember everybody?



first the man with the melon switches on the vacuum cleaner...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 25, 2019 05:26 PM (33O8j)

162 For the record:
Ewww

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 25, 2019 05:27 PM (d25Jb)

163 >>Which one is Berserker, again?


CC Deville was never in Loverboy.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:27 PM (rSy9P)

164 Does anybody remember when MTV had a contest to be in the next Loverboy video? Some not so attractive plump chick won. The video was for Queen Of The Broken Hearts. They put her at the very beginning. If you blink you miss her. Literally.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 05:12 PM (xPl2J)
--------
I do remember that - she was at like a control panel staring at a monitor with some other gals, it was like space related maybe?

I forget to wear pants, but I remember shit like this.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 25, 2019 05:27 PM (Xvo1a)

165 Muh bagina defense.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 25, 2019 05:27 PM (RUnSJ)

166 "Easily the most important and influential piece of music composed in the past 60 years, and there's not even a close second place"

I admit it, I like the keyboard riff.

Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 05:27 PM (eAZVt)

167 Staffer...


*********

Heh.


Heh heh.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2019 05:28 PM (mvenn)

168 162
For the record:

Ewww

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 25, 2019 05:27 PM (d25Jb)

Loverboy is not all THAT bad.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 05:28 PM (jYnPD)

169 Time was that even the slightest bit of impropriety in Congress would end your time there.

Now it's only Republicans that are held to that standard. Democrats are running around fornicating with mammals and the the MSM is like- eh.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 25, 2019 05:28 PM (8ts9m)

170 I saw Throuple-Threat open for The Four Horsemen at the Troubadour in '89.

Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 05:28 PM (FASvy)

171 163 For the record:
Ewww
Posted by: VMom's phone at October 25, 2019 05:27 PM (d25Jb)

-----------------

It used to be Congresscritters tried to pretend and hide their skeevyness.

I miss those days.

Thanks, Bill!

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 25, 2019 05:28 PM (qC1Sy)

172 16 www.youtube.com/watch?v=d47kgZg93i0
This guy does a funny parody of Working For The Weekend video.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 05:05 PM (xPl2J)

Jeez. That is really cool.

Posted by: m at October 25, 2019 05:28 PM (hnjoD)

173 Best footnote evar
twitter.com/marx_knopfler/status/1186632879075450881

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 25, 2019 05:29 PM (ykYG2)

174 169
Time was that even the slightest bit of impropriety in Congress would end your time there.



Now it's only Republicans that are held to that standard. Democrats
are running around fornicating with mammals and the the MSM is like- eh.


Posted by: Marcus T at October 25, 2019 05:28 PM (8ts9m)

Remember the toe tapper guy? He must be thinking "what in the living hell?".

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 05:29 PM (jYnPD)

175 Please support my bid for congress as a democrat

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 25, 2019 05:29 PM (Fmkqn)

176 She's icky BTW. She also has ham hoc triceps.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 25, 2019 05:30 PM (8ts9m)

177 If they are big a a baby's arm and plug into the wall, sure"

"The Anal Intruder"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 05:30 PM (6qErC)

178 145 >>What is the evidence for this?

Sidebar Loverboy
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:24 PM (rSy9P)

Oh. Neat.

Posted by: m at October 25, 2019 05:30 PM (hnjoD)

179 I have a hard time not thinking that if you get mixed up with democrats you deserve what you get. Sorta like the Mideast.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2019 05:30 PM (nRWPy)

180 Who knew that Joe Barton was a pioneer in Congressional debauchery.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2019 05:30 PM (asmhK)

181 >>She's icky BTW. She also has ham hoc triceps.


Mortadella Arms won't be far off.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:30 PM (rSy9P)

182 #ThirdHeard

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 25, 2019 05:30 PM (ABuva)

183 A party that has Hill and Omar and this Guam guy in it could be branded.

You know who's good at branding?

Posted by: blaster at October 25, 2019 05:30 PM (ZfRYq)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2019 05:31 PM (LOq4H)

185 "Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 05:29 PM (jYnPD)"

One wide stance in the urinal ended it all.

*punches self in face*

Posted by: Marcus T at October 25, 2019 05:31 PM (8ts9m)

186 Man It does bring back memories of the 80's. Mostly good.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 25, 2019 05:31 PM (mesZS)

187 hmmmm

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2019 05:31 PM (LOq4H)

188 Katie Hill- I asked for the anal probe!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2019 05:31 PM (asmhK)

189 >>>56 Is this the first known case of #ThreeToo?


Did you just coin that? If so, yeah, take the rest of the week off, Boss. It's Gold!

...

I think I coined it. The only way I didn't coin it is if a commenter said it and I read it without realizing I read it.

But I could take a polygraph and say "I coined it," because I think I did.

but I do scan through a lot of words in a day.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)

190 Katie needs to join The Squad.

Posted by: Tuna at October 25, 2019 05:31 PM (jm1YL)

191 It used to be Congresscritters tried to pretend and hide their skeevyness."

Zombie Wilbur Mills says "hey now"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 05:32 PM (6qErC)

192 Remember the toe tapper guy? He must be thinking "what in the living hell?".

Yeah there were like 3 or 4 Republicans who got crucified in a year there because of that Hustler scumbag's bounty on them and for little stuff compared to what we see how.

Like Nixon watching Obama. "Seriously?? I got thrown out of office for editing a tape and he literally gives guns to narco gangs and kills an entire embassy staff, but people shrug???"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:32 PM (KZzsI)

193 All that sexual insecurity from being so pathetically flat chested. Sad.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2019 05:32 PM (nRWPy)

194 >>Time was that even the slightest bit of impropriety in Congress would end your time there.

Now it's only Republicans that are held to that standard. Democrats are running around fornicating with mammals and the the MSM is like- eh.
Posted by: Marcus T

I WISH they would stick to mammals.

Posted by: The Chicken at October 25, 2019 05:33 PM (2cuLk)

195 I think I coined it. The only way I didn't coin it is if a commenter said it and I read it without realizing I read it.

But I could take a polygraph and say "I coined it," because I think I did.
--------

You intended to coin it, ace. Therefore, no plagiarism jail time for you.

*If that defense doesn't fly, let me know and I'll hook you up with a shiv and a cake with a file in it.

Posted by: bluebell - get a sample Ffx Cty ballot at October 25, 2019 05:33 PM (aXucN)

196 I think I coined it. The only way I didn't coin it is if a commenter said it and I read it without realizing I read it.



But I could take a polygraph and say "I coined it," because I think I did.



but I do scan through a lot of words in a day.

Posted by: ace


You sir, could have a very nice career with the MFM!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 25, 2019 05:33 PM (LOq4H)

197 I was kinda hoping she would slide though this and we could take back her district in 2020, but that is looking less and less likely..

But hey.. she's a Dem.. so it is very possible!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 25, 2019 05:34 PM (so+oy)

198 If I were a man I would. not. hit - even before knowing about her ick factor. That mouth tho'

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:34 PM (6bMel)

199 I think I coined it. The only way I didn't coin it is if a commenter said it and I read it without realizing I read it.



But I could take a polygraph and say "I coined it," because I think I did.



but I do scan through a lot of words in a day.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)

Someone here coined #methree, or stole it from elsewhere. #threetoo appears to be new.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 05:34 PM (jYnPD)

200 I WISH they would stick to mammals."

Doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 05:34 PM (6qErC)

201 Katie bar the door!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2019 05:34 PM (d7Ww2)

202 148
Twitter won't let me tweet the Daily Mail story for some reason. https://is.gd/r7I0WT

must be fake news. twitter never lies.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 25, 2019 05:34 PM (sGtp+)

203 Joe's Garage I had, and still might though lost a stack of albums in a water leak years ago and have no idea what was lost.
2&3 also

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 05:34 PM (ZCEU2)

204 I were a man I would. not. hit - even before knowing about her ick factor. That mouth tho'
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:34 PM (6bMel)

Agree . Not a 1 .

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 25, 2019 05:34 PM (mesZS)

205 I am laying here with the headache from 4 wisdom teeth extracted.

My wife had a ticket to the WS game tonight.

But I am not jealous

Posted by: blaster at October 25, 2019 05:35 PM (ZfRYq)

206 I would say "fuck dat stupid bitch," but apparently one has to get in a long line to do that.

Posted by: RKae at October 25, 2019 05:35 PM (DQebX)

207 In think George Harrison was found to have unconsciously plagiarized the Supremes' He's So Fine with My Sweet Lord.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 05:35 PM (87EdW)

208 But I am not jealous


Bitter though? Maybe a little?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 25, 2019 05:35 PM (X9Vy9)

209 118 I actually saw Loverboy in concert. Back in the 80s and I can't remember who opened for them."

I saw Loverboy open for ZZ Top, ca. 1981.



Quiet Riot opened for Loverboy in 83/84.

Do not ask me how I know.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at October 25, 2019 05:35 PM (8xMYE)

210 I think the democrats feel like republicans support moral authority so when they do something disgusting, they should be crucified. But since they don't believe in morality they can and should do all the disgusting perversions that occur to them without consequence.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2019 05:35 PM (nRWPy)

211 Agree . Not a 1 .

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 25, 2019 05:34 PM (mesZS)

Wingwoman to help pick up 1s at a bar?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 05:35 PM (jYnPD)

212 "Mortadella Arms won't be far off."

I was almost going to go with "jambon" arms. But ham hock seemed more appropriate.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 25, 2019 05:35 PM (8ts9m)

213

Is this the first known case of #ThreeToo?
________



Is the boss allowed to upstage us by burying a thread winner in the middle of his post?

Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 05:36 PM (FASvy)

214
>>>But I could take a polygraph and say "I coined it," because I think I did.


I'm going to allow it.

Posted by: Judge Judy at October 25, 2019 05:36 PM (Dtf68)

215 My wife had a ticket to the WS game tonight.

But I am not jealous
Posted by: blaster at October 25, 2019 05:35 PM (ZfRYq)
--------

Does she need someone to go with her? I'll bring my shiv!

Posted by: bluebell - get a sample Ffx Cty ballot at October 25, 2019 05:36 PM (aXucN)

216 >> If I were a man I would. not. hit - even before knowing about her ick factor. That mouth tho'
Posted by: kallisto

What's wrong with her mouth?

Posted by: The Joker at October 25, 2019 05:36 PM (2cuLk)

217 ''Man It does bring back memories of the 80's. Mostly good.''

I found 80's music to be a severe letdown after the 60's and 70's...it all sounded the same to me.

Posted by: Tuna at October 25, 2019 05:36 PM (jm1YL)

218 Self-willowed:


It's incredible to me how weak and feckless and cowed the so-called news reporters and journalists are.

Zero, absolute zero professional pride or integrity.

Literally, here is the Story of the Century. The kind of story a reporter dreams day and night about.

Think about this:

An attempted coup has been run against a duly elected President of the United States of America.

The conspirators and seditionists and treasonists are all members of the highest law enforcement agencies in the land as well as leaders of the opposing political party.

Holy Cow!!!! It doesn't get much juicier than this in the world of news or journalism.

Man, were I them I'd be digging up every scrap of dirt. Writing articles and working on my book that would be the Definitive History of the First Coup Ever Attempted in the USA!

Fame, fortune, immortality, huge respect, etc, etc, etc.

Bu-u-u-u-ut, these losers are all.....Nope.

Just pitiful, sorry-ass losers one and all.


Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 25, 2019 05:36 PM (XCfh1)

219 Blaster, didn't they give you the good drugs?

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 25, 2019 05:36 PM (d25Jb)

220 No offense to Nationals fans, but I want the Astros to win tonight. Not because I want the Astros to win overall, I just want the series to go as long as possible.

Because once the Nationals win... baseball is over for the year

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:36 PM (KZzsI)

221 What is it with Democrats misusing campaign funds for purposes of illicit sex?

This explains why so many democrats that no one ever heard of are running for president.
They can't get laid, and need to find a way to pay for it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2019 05:36 PM (+lVUW)

222 If it makes you feel better blaster, I'd rather have teeth pulled than go to a baseball game.

Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2019 05:36 PM (nRWPy)

223 Pronounced THOW UP UL

Posted by: Indiana Jones at October 25, 2019 05:37 PM (e+geb)

224 195
*If that defense doesn't fly, let me know and I'll hook you up with a shiv and a cake with a file in it.

how do you keep the frosting from smearing the ink?

no, i think pants file is best file

Posted by: sandy burgler at October 25, 2019 05:37 PM (sGtp+)

225 I have posted first and read later many times and found very similar comments, donut could be a Leibnitz/Newton thing too.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 05:37 PM (87EdW)

226 Ms Hill should stay away from sleeveless dresses.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 25, 2019 05:37 PM (TdMsT)

227 Katie quickly ought to get behind the multiple marriage movement, it's the next sexual frontier after the you can be whatever gender you want to be.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 05:38 PM (ZCEU2)

228 We haven't even mentioned yet that Loverboy's original bass player was lost at sea. Fell off a boat in a storm.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 05:38 PM (xPl2J)

229 Anyone listen to PDT's speech in SC today?

Posted by: Tuna at October 25, 2019 05:38 PM (jm1YL)

230 Because once the Nationals win... baseball is over for the year
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:36 PM (KZzsI)
-----
But then the World Almanac goes to press!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 25, 2019 05:38 PM (BLD7q)

231 Finally. Back to twisted sex.

*lights cigarette*

Wait...I don't smoke.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it's an eating disorder!' at October 25, 2019 05:38 PM (s21MA)

232 yes there was that guy in Idaho, the coleman race in Minnesota (stolen) the phony indictment in Alaska, with stevens, I spelled out some of the details, they needed to get to 60 votes, to bass Obamacare by hook or by crook,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 25, 2019 05:39 PM (x+C/t)

233 Wikipedia has #threetoo originating in Africa in 1992 and culturally appropriated by a group of Canadian missionaries from the Uganda computer science and biological studies ministry.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 25, 2019 05:39 PM (mesZS)

234 Zero, absolute zero professional pride or integrity.

Literally, here is the Story of the Century. The kind of story a reporter dreams day and night about.


Yeah, that eats at me too. This is pulitzer prize material, this is the kind of stuff they made movies about in the past, with the hot shot journalist facing furious opposition to break a hot story like this, with their fierce grizzled editor backing them up.

This should be career-making. It ought to be the desire of every reporter ever to break this kind of story and run with it.

Instead, they shun it like the clap because it hurts "their side" and helps Bad Orange Man. They have no professional skills or integrity, no honor, and worse, they don't even want to do their jobs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:39 PM (KZzsI)

235 Finally. Back to twisted sex.

*lights cigarette*

Wait...I don't smoke.





Proper hydration FTW!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 25, 2019 05:39 PM (X9Vy9)

236 >>I found 80's music to be a severe letdown after the 60's and 70's...it all sounded the same to me.


You listened to too much radio.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:39 PM (rSy9P)

237
But I could take a polygraph and say "I coined it," because I think I did.

******

Heck Ace- I coined Peruvia, but you're the one who gave it legs and room to soar. Props to you for the platform.

As proprietor you have certain, how shall we say, proprietary rights.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2019 05:39 PM (mvenn)

238 FTR I have a 22yo daughter and if her boss ever did any hanky panky to her, that boss would be very sorry

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 25, 2019 05:39 PM (d25Jb)

239 Ms Hill should stay away from sleeveless dresses.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 25, 2019 05:37 PM

And yes obviously skimpy bikinis

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 05:39 PM (ZCEU2)

240 >>Ms Hill should stay away from sleeveless dresses.
Posted by: Ladyl

You found a picture of her wearing clothing?

Posted by: Aviator at October 25, 2019 05:39 PM (2cuLk)

241 Get three to a nunnery!

Posted by: Bill Shakespeare at October 25, 2019 05:39 PM (cfSLd)

242
Christ Almighty, tell me this thing isn't a cat:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93QCXgQYcg

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2019 05:39 PM (BnGJM)

243 Donut?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 05:39 PM (87EdW)

244 @219 some 600 mg ibuprofen and some tramadol.

May be time to hit the tramadol.

Posted by: blaster at October 25, 2019 05:40 PM (ZfRYq)

245 >>>228 We haven't even mentioned yet that Loverboy's original bass player was lost at sea. Fell off a boat in a storm.

sorry about my uncommonly large vagina

Posted by: Katie Hill, drunk and horny! at October 25, 2019 05:40 PM (PbpT7)

246 I talked to my wife about a throuple relationship. It didn't go how I planned. She thought it would be great to have some dude called "Paolo" hanging around doing yard work would be great. Sheesh. Dude is here all the time.

Posted by: B. Kristol at October 25, 2019 05:40 PM (7Fj9P)

247 Ran into a True Repeater today.

I really don't think he believes the BS he spews, but he watches CNN, so there it is.

Posted by: jsg at October 25, 2019 05:40 PM (GSp1V)

248 226 Ms Hill should stay away from sleeveless dresses.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 25, 2019 05:37 PM (TdMsT)

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Uh, we don't want her anywhere near us, either!

Posted by: Regular dresses and skirts! at October 25, 2019 05:40 PM (qC1Sy)

249 Ladyl, Hill is probably looking at burqa's about now.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2019 05:40 PM (asmhK)

250 ...at least, commercial radio.


The 80s were great for Indie label / DIY Music. But it wasn't all that easy to find.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:41 PM (rSy9P)

251 We haven't even mentioned yet that Loverboy's original bass player was lost at sea. Fell off a boat in a storm.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 05:38 PM (xPl2J)


Wow. The image of falling overboard at night in a storm is the nightmare for anyone that has sailed. One survives the fall and sees the boat recede into the distance. Game over, man.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 25, 2019 05:41 PM (aS1PU)

252 Katie quickly ought to get behind the multiple marriage movement, it's the next sexual frontier after the you can be whatever gender you want to be.

I really thought for sure that was going to be the next wave, but they appear to be jumping over it to what I thought would follow down the road: pedophilia.

This explains why so many democrats that no one ever heard of are running for president.

Well, they do say politics is show business for the unattractive. How else would a troll like Nadler ever see a naked girl without stalking her?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:41 PM (KZzsI)

253 A throuple poem:
HO
HO
HO

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 25, 2019 05:41 PM (r+sAi)

254 May be time to hit the tramadol.



Wash them down with some Southern Comfort and you'll feel like a Rock Star.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 25, 2019 05:41 PM (X9Vy9)

255

Isn't a "repeater" slang for a gun?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2019 05:41 PM (BnGJM)

256 246 I talked to my wife about a throuple relationship. It didn't go how I planned. She thought it would be great to have some dude called "Paolo" hanging around doing yard work would be great. Sheesh. Dude is here all the time.
Posted by: B. Kristol at October 25, 2019 05:40 PM (7Fj9P)

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Yeah, but it gives you more time to write and be the Bullwark you always imagined you are!

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 25, 2019 05:41 PM (qC1Sy)

257 HO
HO
HO
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Now I have a machine gun.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 25, 2019 05:42 PM (BLD7q)

258 The polls are ominous and...girthy.

Posted by: Lurking Felcher, Kurt's Beat-Off Buddy at October 25, 2019 05:42 PM (CLteG)

259 Ms Hill should stay away from sleeveless dresses.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 25, 2019 05:37 PM


Not everyone has toned, shapely arms.

Posted by: Michelle O. at October 25, 2019 05:42 PM (DMUuz)

260 193 All that sexual insecurity from being so pathetically flat chested. Sad.
Posted by: dagny at October 25, 2019 05:32 PM (nRWPy)

Meow!

Posted by: m at October 25, 2019 05:42 PM (hnjoD)

261 Isn't a "repeater" slang for a gun?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2019 05:41 PM (BnGJM)

Could be. I use it in place of True Believer because he is just being a PITA antagonist.

Posted by: jsg at October 25, 2019 05:43 PM (GSp1V)

262

Or is a "repeater" some sort of radio transmitter device??

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2019 05:43 PM (BnGJM)

263 Christ Almighty, tell me this thing isn't a cat:

That is one ugly cat. Acts odd for a cat too, not very feline

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:43 PM (KZzsI)

264 258- I think those are the "poles" not "polls"

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 05:43 PM (87EdW)

265 This would all be much more fun if these dingbats were not Zeros.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 25, 2019 05:43 PM (ufFY8)

266 226 Ms Hill should stay away from sleeveless dresses.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 25, 2019 05:37 PM (TdMsT)



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Uh, we don't want her anywhere near us, either!

Posted by: Regular dresses and skirts! at October 25, 2019 05:40 PM (qC1Sy)

Downblouse pics of her wont sell either.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2019 05:44 PM (q1Pj5)

267 This is textbook sexual harassment.
There is no nuance, no gray area.
Straight-up old-fashioned 'if you want to keep your job then you'll be friendly *wink, wink*' harassment.

I am disgusted that after the many hours of corporate training most working Americans have had to endure teaching us this very obvious crime is now being shrugged off as "revenge porn" and cool, new coupling by consenting adults.

No. NJNBHN.

Final observation: Hunter Biden says "Thanks for making me look less bead, Katie! You are a true (Democrat) American!"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 05:44 PM (bDqIh)

268 So who here has accomplished a threesome? I hear it's a hard achievement to get.

After threesome, there is the mile-high threesome, which I'm pretty sure requires a first class ticket and some drunk flight attendants.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2019 05:44 PM (ev0CJ)

269 ''You listened to too much radio"'

No doubt. Radio and Friday Night Videos as we didn't have cable in our area yet.

Posted by: Tuna at October 25, 2019 05:44 PM (jm1YL)

270 Foreigner, Loverboy and Quarterflash FTW

Posted by: Georgia Jarhead at October 25, 2019 05:44 PM (cb9uy)

271 Holy shit, My Sweet Lord really IS just a slower version of He's So Fine!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 05:44 PM (RD7QR)

272 Or is a "repeater" some sort of radio transmitter device??
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2019 05:43 PM (BnGJM)

Peter's twin brother.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 25, 2019 05:44 PM (xPJvm)

273
Christ Almighty, tell me this thing isn't a cat:


>>
That is one ugly cat. Acts odd for a cat too, not very feline



Kinda like a "transgender" cat. It's like another type of animal pretending to be a cat.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2019 05:45 PM (BnGJM)

274 We haven't even mentioned yet that Loverboy's original bass player was lost at sea. Fell off a boat in a storm.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 05:38 PM


Sailors can only take so many sea bass solos

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 25, 2019 05:45 PM (DMUuz)

275 REPEATER (FULL)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwvoV8qN_jM

Posted by: FUGAZI at October 25, 2019 05:45 PM (rSy9P)

276 249 Ladyl, Hill is probably looking at burqa's about now.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2019 05:40 PM (asmhK)


Ha!

But I think she's an exhibitionist. Who allows others to photograph your sexual exploits?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 25, 2019 05:45 PM (TdMsT)

277 I wonder if at some point she pulls the "pan-sexual" card out, and immediately gets the undying support of the Transmafia, and...end of story.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 25, 2019 05:46 PM (7Fj9P)

278
So who here has accomplished a threesome?

Does Mary Palmer and her five sisters count?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2019 05:46 PM (BnGJM)

279 Holy shit, My Sweet Lord really IS just a slower version of He's So Fine!

"Don't even get me started on LaBamba and Twist and Shout!"
--Ritchie Valens

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:46 PM (KZzsI)

280 274 We haven't even mentioned yet that Loverboy's original bass player was lost at sea. Fell off a boat in a storm.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 05:38 PM

Sailors can only take so many sea bass solos
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 25, 2019 05:45 PM (DMUuz)


A little ungraceful, but I'll allow it. 8/10

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2019 05:46 PM (ev0CJ)

281 276
249 Ladyl, Hill is probably looking at burqa's about now.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2019 05:40 PM (asmhK)





Ha!



But I think she's an exhibitionist. Who allows others to photograph your sexual exploits?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 25, 2019 05:45 PM (TdMsT)


Well, my mom for one.

Posted by: Kim Kardashian at October 25, 2019 05:46 PM (q1Pj5)

282 236 >>I found 80's music to be a severe letdown after the 60's and 70's...it all sounded the same to me.


You listened to too much radio.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:39 PM (rSy9P)

Fortunately there were album rock FM stations in Phoenix and Tuscon, when I lived there from 72-80. When I moved to Houston in mid-80, I found nothing but Top 40 on all AM and FM stations. One station, 101 FM, threw-in some non-Top 40 stuff occasionally, but overall, I found Houston radio to be a rock music wasteland.

Posted by: Gref at October 25, 2019 05:46 PM (AMIL/)

283 How in bleep does a woman get ham hock arms before age 40? HOW I ASK??

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:46 PM (6bMel)

284 Sailors can only take so many sea bass solos



Tell me they're at least mutant sea bass.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 25, 2019 05:47 PM (X9Vy9)

285 "
Kinda like a "transgender" cat. It's like another type of animal pretending to be a cat."

We prefer TransSpecies.

Posted by: I'm a Cat! at October 25, 2019 05:47 PM (Dtf68)

286 Sailors can only take so many sea bass solos

"Yar, it wasn't so much that as how he'd start on a great lick and just as you were gettin' into it, he'd switch to something else. Over and over. Drove me and the lads crazy, so it did"
--Sailor

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:47 PM (KZzsI)

287 Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2019 05:44 PM (ev0C

I refuse to answer under the advice of counsel.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 25, 2019 05:47 PM (mesZS)

288 I think I'm in #throuble.

Posted by: Lindsey Buckingham at October 25, 2019 05:47 PM (sN9mD)

289 Holy shit, My Sweet Lord really IS just a slower version of He's So Fine!

"Don't even get me started on LaBamba and Twist and Shout!"


*******


Ahem.

Posted by: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the "ABC" song at October 25, 2019 05:48 PM (mvenn)

290 262

Or is a "repeater" some sort of radio transmitter device??
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2019 05:43 PM (BnGJM)

Yes, but it has several meanings.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 05:48 PM (RD7QR)

291
When her aide sends a text
Apologizing for sex
That's a Katie

Posted by: Hands at October 25, 2019 05:48 PM (786Ro)

292 if she were a republican (that old saw again), can you imagine the snl skits? they'd run them for weeks.

Posted by: mjc at October 25, 2019 05:48 PM (Pg+x7)

293 Ace you are being silly Katie Hill's comments about Lindsey Graham aren't hypocritical because she is a female Democrat - the rules do not apply because of her gender and her party DUH. So sick of this crap Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny the G from AZ at October 25, 2019 05:48 PM (tSosf)

294 288 I think I'm in #throuble.
Posted by: Lindsey Buckingham at October 25, 2019 05:47 PM (sN9mD)

A wonderful example of the use of autoharp.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 05:49 PM (RD7QR)

295

Isn't Three Blind Mice kinda the same song as London Bridges Falling Down?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2019 05:49 PM (BnGJM)

296 Holy shit, My Sweet Lord really IS just a slower version of He's So Fine!

"Don't even get me started on LaBamba and Twist and Shout!"
--Ritchie Valens
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:46 PM (KZzsI)

They definitely stole the riff for Stairway to Heaven.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 25, 2019 05:49 PM (mesZS)

297 Let's just say that the Beatles borrowed a lot from other songs, but not as blatantly as Led Zeppelin. They were great at covering old blues songs while claiming to love those old creators, then "forgetting" to credit anyone on the albums.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:49 PM (KZzsI)

298 1981 zz top. Deguelo tour?
I kinda remember

Posted by: Indiana Jones at October 25, 2019 05:49 PM (e+geb)

299
After threesome, there is the mile-high threesome, which I'm pretty sure requires a first class ticket and some drunk flight attendants.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2019 05:44 PM (ev0CJ)

Or your own plane.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it's an eating disorder!' at October 25, 2019 05:50 PM (s21MA)

300 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSEthe original "light" beers were about a half-percent alcohol by the old measurement system, but legally limited to 3.2% by volume.

And it was everywhere called "Three-Two" beer. Pronounced ThreeTwo.
I'm pretty certain that no amount of it would bring about 3-way sex.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 25, 2019 05:50 PM (8ZmvG)

301
Isn't Three Blind Mice kinda the same song as London Bridges Falling Down?



Except for being totally different, sure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2019 05:50 PM (oVJmc)

302 283 How in bleep does a woman get ham hock arms before age 40? HOW I ASK??
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:46 PM (6bMel)

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Naked pics while doing bong hits might suggest a reason.

This is a gal that makes the rock n roll lifestyle look positively tame.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 25, 2019 05:50 PM (qC1Sy)

303 I am so damned angry with Amazon Prime right now.

I ordered a new aircast for my broken ankle (other one blew out), and I managed to hobble to the mailbox because delivery was guaranteed for today.

Inside mailbox was a sealed, flat Amazon Prime envelope with nothing in it.

Amazon is telling me the $65 boot has been delivered. I went to their "Help" site, and they're telling me to "wait 36 hours" to see if it's delivered.

Meanwhile, I'm house-bound because I can't go anywhere without the boot.

*seethes*

Posted by: Toby the beagle at October 25, 2019 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

304 @218
The press is uniformly left, is uniformly even more corrupt than the coup plotters and know if they were to go to hard against the Deep State they would be excommunicated or worse, have to go to Fox or the Federalist.


That's like death.

And if they got really close, they would be bumped off.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 25, 2019 05:50 PM (h3YcV)

305 There's a line in Caddyshack, after Ty seduces Lacie (or vice versa) where he says "let's pretend we're real human beings." I wonder how much of that goes on with these people. They live as hedonists privately, then do the holier than thou Puritan act. Do they have any shame?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 05:50 PM (87EdW)

306

Because sometimes when I watch Columbo and they play the Columbo tune, it reminds me of Three Blind Mice, but sometimes I hear London Bridges Falling Down.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2019 05:50 PM (BnGJM)

307 I have a good link here for agnostic morons
spectator.us/unholy-alliance-atheists-evangelicals/

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 25, 2019 05:50 PM (ykYG2)

308 Any word on rickl yet?

Posted by: IrishEi at October 25, 2019 05:50 PM (sGotD)

309 59 People saying the pot and sex is no bid deal --

That isn't the point. Would you trust her as your accountant? Would
you hire her in a job that had to be done right and without close oversight.

The woman is a train wreck. Would you trust her to run your bananana stand?

She looks like the kind of person who would do anything she could get away with, without a second thought.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest


Yeah, more than the skank sex, getting too drunk to catch an airline flight would make her incompetent for pretty much any job. A person like that can't be trusted with any responsibility.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 25, 2019 05:51 PM (+lVUW)

310 Oops. Off stupid beagle sock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 05:51 PM (ptqGC)

311 And yeah, Quarterflash was great Portland area band, actually. We used to hear Seafood Mama songs in bars around here, then they turned into Quarterflash. The lead singer girl was a cutie

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:51 PM (KZzsI)

312 Fortunately there were album rock FM stations in Phoenix and Tuscon, when I lived there from 72-80. When I moved to Houston in mid-80, I found nothing but Top 40 on all AM and FM stations. One station, 101 FM, threw-in some non-Top 40 stuff occasionally, but overall, I found Houston radio to be a rock music wasteland.
Posted by: Gref at October 25, 2019 05:46 PM



KRQ = Top 40
KLPX = Album rock

IIRC, in Tucson

Posted by: Hands at October 25, 2019 05:51 PM (786Ro)

313 Speaking of 80's music and lesbians, me and my buddies always thought Van Halen's Diver Down was a euphemism for cunnilingus.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2019 05:51 PM (ev0CJ)

314 Isn't Thunderstruck just a fast version of Happy Birthday?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 25, 2019 05:51 PM (r+sAi)

315 As well as "Baa, Baa Black Sheep"

Posted by: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the at October 25, 2019 05:51 PM (mvenn)

316 Doesn't Amazon Prime have a number to call? Their "help" site is absolutely worthless.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

317 226 Ms Hill should stay away from sleeveless dresses.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 25, 2019 05:37 PM (TdMsT)

Also meow! Golly, people!

Posted by: m at October 25, 2019 05:52 PM (hnjoD)

318 I think He's So Fine was the Shirelles and George Harrison had to pay up.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:52 PM (6bMel)

319 IrishEi, not yet

Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2019 05:52 PM (asmhK)

320 Meanwhile, I'm house-bound because I can't go anywhere without the boot.
======================
Couldn't you just use the bubble wrap envelope and some duct tape for a temporary diy?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 25, 2019 05:52 PM (7Fj9P)

321 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at October 25, 2019 05:53 PM (mvenn)

322 292 if she were a republican (that old saw again), can you imagine the snl skits? they'd run them for weeks.
Posted by: mjc at October 25, 2019 05:48 PM (Pg+x7)

Oh, they'll be snl skits...just of the "hijinks" variety...those crazy kids

Posted by: matty at October 25, 2019 05:53 PM (zQA40)

323 All your law are belong to us.

Posted by: American Judiciary for the Mercurial "Supreme Law of the Land" at October 25, 2019 05:53 PM (Gdd/4)

324 >> Quarterflash was great


Rindi Ross had pipes.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:53 PM (rSy9P)

325 299
After threesome, there is the mile-high threesome, which I'm pretty sure requires a first class ticket and some drunk flight attendants.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2019 05:44 PM (ev0CJ)

Or your own plane.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it's an eating disorder!' at October 25, 2019 05:50 PM (s21MA)

Denver

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 25, 2019 05:53 PM (RUnSJ)

326 I like to sing the lyrics of The Beverly Hillbillies along with Keep it Separated by The Offspring.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 25, 2019 05:53 PM (xPJvm)

327 There's a line in Caddyshack, after Ty seduces Lacie (or vice versa) where he says "let's pretend we're real human beings."

I loved that line, it was the point at which the Chevy Chase character actually shows he's more than just a goofball, that he's that way because he hates his life, the people he runs around with, his upbringing, all of it. She's being such a high society trashy slut he just slaps her in the face with the line and you can tell it actually hurts her a little and sobers her up.

Or maybe I'm reading too much into it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

328
KRQ = Top 40
KLPX = Album rock

IIRC, in Tucson

Posted by: Hands at October 25, 2019 05:51 PM (786Ro)

I can't remember the call-signs of the good Tucson stations. In Phoenix the best album rock station was KDKB.

Posted by: Gref at October 25, 2019 05:53 PM (AMIL/)

329 columbo's signature song was "this old man". he often whistled it.

Posted by: mjc at October 25, 2019 05:54 PM (Pg+x7)

330 PacNW morons.

Remember the Fred Meyer jingle

What's on your list today? /
You'll find it at Fred Meyer!

One day it struck me that it was the tune of "Top Of The World" by the Carpenters

Posted by: Hands at October 25, 2019 05:54 PM (786Ro)

331 Doesn't Amazon Prime have a number to call? Their "help" site is absolutely worthless.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
~~~~~

Bing: "Amazon Customer Service Phone Number." It's impossible to find the number on the site.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 25, 2019 05:54 PM (sGotD)

332 @CamEdwards

Yuge #2A news: Sources I've spoken with say the White House is no longer backing "red flag" legislation, but wants to focus on mental health efforts instead of any gun control measures.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2019 05:54 PM (ZLI7S)

333 Holy shit, My Sweet Lord really IS just a slower version of He's So Fine!

My Cherie amour.
George Harrison lost a lawsuit that said he ripped off Stevie Wonder, who ripped off the Shirelles.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 25, 2019 05:54 PM (KA5Fy)

334 I like to sing the lyrics of The Beverly Hillbillies along with Keep it Separated by The Offspring.

I like to illustrate how song music affects the meaning and importance of song lyrics by pointing out that you can sing the lyrics to "Amazing Grace" to the tune of "Gilligan's Island."

The music matters, its not indifferent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (KZzsI)

335 I worked at KXCI in Tucson.

Also, the UofA Station.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (rSy9P)

336 Seriously, isn't there any other way to reach Amazon without their useless "help" site?

It's pissing me off that they're saying my boot was delivered, and all I have is a sealed, empty Amazon envelope.

Gah. So pissed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

337 Saw the Foreigner, Loverboy and Quarterflash at Calaveras County Fairgrounds. I think it was called Mountain Aire

Posted by: Georgia Jarhead at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (cb9uy)

338
320 Meanwhile, I'm house-bound because I can't go anywhere without the boot.
===================


It sounds like Savannah Parking Authority has exceeded their charter. Don't let them tow you away!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (pNxlR)

339
columbo's signature song was "this old man". he often whistled it.


Yeah, that's what I meant!
That song and Three Blind Mice are the same tune.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (BnGJM)

340 332 @CamEdwards

Yuge #2A news: Sources I've spoken with say the White House is no longer backing "red flag" legislation, but wants to focus on mental health efforts instead of any gun control measures.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2019 05:54 PM (ZLI7S


Furthering the notion not to judge Trump on what he says but on what he does?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (ev0CJ)

341 What's on your list today? /
You'll find it at Fred Meyer!


Free is a very good price.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (KZzsI)

342 313 Rilly? I don't think many songs of the 80s employed double-entendre. Nay, say I. I shannot believe it!

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (6bMel)

343 nood biden

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (d7Ww2)

344 Hi Ya, Gref.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (asmhK)

345 A girl in throuple is a temporary thing

Posted by: blaster at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (ZfRYq)

346 Thanks, IrishEi!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

347
The woman is a train wreck. Would you trust her to run your bananana stand?



Sounds like she used to specialize in making bananas stand.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2019 05:56 PM (oVJmc)

348 318
I think He's So Fine was the Shirelles and George Harrison had to pay up.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 05:52 PM (6bMel)


And then Harrison wrote Sue Me, Sue You Blues...


https://tinyurl.com/y6mz2h5f

Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 05:56 PM (Dtf68)

349 IrishEi, not yet
Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2019 05:52 PM (asmhK)
~~~~~

I'm about an hour and a half away and could drive out tomorrow afternoon if necessary.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 25, 2019 05:56 PM (sGotD)

350 Nude Biden

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 25, 2019 05:56 PM (X9Vy9)

351 >>The woman is a train wreck. Would you trust her to run your bananana stand?



Exactly. She has no boundaries, no loyalties, drinks a lot, and has a record of poor decisions.

These are the kind of people who end up selling out their country, such as Robert Hansen.

This woman should be nowhere near classified info or power over others.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 05:56 PM (bDqIh)

352 Bing: "Amazon Customer Service Phone Number." It's impossible to find the number on the site.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 25, 2019 05:54 PM (sGotD)


I believe you have to email Amazon Customer Service, then they call you. Look for an "Email Customer Service" or something like that link.

Posted by: Gref at October 25, 2019 05:56 PM (AMIL/)

353 Maybe President Trump should nominate Katie Hill for the Supreme Court. Then she might get vetted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2019 05:56 PM (QugKX)

354 Saw the Foreigner, Loverboy and Quarterflash at Calaveras County Fairgrounds. I think it was called Mountain Aire

Posted by: Georgia Jarhead at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (cb9uy)
But, the kidnappers eventually released you?

Posted by: Peaches at October 25, 2019 05:56 PM (14URa)

355 I'll give her this ,she is SPUNKY..............pass the blue light.
I'm sure she is banana experienced and an "amuse bush". She should walk around the congressional halls naked to let them know she is in session.

Posted by: saf at October 25, 2019 05:57 PM (5IHGB)

356 The double bass player on the Titanic kayaked to safety.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 25, 2019 05:57 PM (AoQwA)

357 I think the Blurred Line writers got screwed with the ruling. Sounded nothing like Marvin Gayes Gotta Give It Up except for the party noises in the background IMHO.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 25, 2019 05:57 PM (mesZS)

358 It's pissing me off that they're saying my boot was delivered, and all I have is a sealed, empty Amazon envelope.


Open it! You may already be a Winner!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 25, 2019 05:57 PM (X9Vy9)

359 335 I worked at KXCI in Tucson.

Also, the UofA Station.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 05:55 PM (rSy9P)

When, garrett? I attended UofA from 75-80.

Posted by: Gref at October 25, 2019 05:58 PM (AMIL/)

360 A girl in throuple is a temporary thing

Wow, for some reason that song was running through my head earlier today. Thinking back on that, I think the song was about abortion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:58 PM (KZzsI)

361 "three blind mice" is different than "this old man".

it's notable for a calypso version being used in the opening of "dr. no".

Posted by: mjc at October 25, 2019 05:58 PM (Pg+x7)

362 Inside mailbox was a sealed, flat Amazon Prime envelope with nothing in it.

That's a new one. As the wise man once said, nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2019 05:59 PM (q1Pj5)

363 She's being such a high society trashy slut he just slaps her in the face with the line and you can tell it actually hurts her a little and sobers her up.
======================
Those hot little b-cups in the Fila tennis shirt...Oh, sorry, I digress.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 25, 2019 05:59 PM (7Fj9P)

364 IrishEi, Wyatt had a friend in the area that was going to go by this afternoon. Waiting to hear from Tami.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2019 05:59 PM (asmhK)

365 327- no I think that's it exactly- he's self aware that they are both pathetic, immoral losers, and he's ashamed. It cohered to his rejection of the judge, especially at the mention of his dad (who fought in a war with Smails- presumably ww2) when he dodged Vietnam. He can't stand his cowardly, worthless life.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 05:59 PM (87EdW)

366 Howdy, Ben Had!

Posted by: Gref at October 25, 2019 06:00 PM (AMIL/)

367 Ben Had: Okay, hopefully we'll get some good news.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 25, 2019 06:01 PM (sGotD)

368 "Yuge #2A news: Sources I've spoken with say the White House is no longer backing "red flag" legislation,"

Thank heaven for that. More to the point thank the NRA and GOA for lighting up their congresspeople. "Red flag" is bullshit in its present form and GOPe support of it was demoralising for voters.

Glad TGE has wised up.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 25, 2019 06:01 PM (ykYG2)

369 *cracks beer, pours into frozen stein*
*pours bourbon over ice cubes*

To Mister President, Donald J. Trump !
To Ace, the cob-loggers, and The Horde !
Long life, prosperity, and Victory !
Confusion to our enemies !

*takes a long sip of bourbon*
*savors*
*takes a long pull at the stein*
Aaahhhh !
Life is good !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 25, 2019 06:01 PM (bwo3w)

370
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 25, 2019 06:01 PM (bwo3w)

Slainte!

Posted by: Peaches at October 25, 2019 06:02 PM (14URa)

371 *clink !*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 25, 2019 06:03 PM (bwo3w)

372 Maybe he sees a easy pickup
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2019 05:10 PM (ZCEU2)

Maybe he knows a similar story involving him is about to break?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2019 06:05 PM (QugKX)

373 sock_rat_eez, You got proxied twice on Mrs. oldodog's T-shirt.

clink to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2019 06:06 PM (asmhK)

374 what is up with rickl?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

375 what is up with rickl?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 06:09 PM (ptqGC)
~~~~~

He hasn't been around for several days and everyone's worried because he's been battling cancer.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 25, 2019 06:12 PM (sGotD)

376 Wow !

That's the Horde we know and love !

Thanks, Ben Had, and clink back atcha !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 25, 2019 06:13 PM (bwo3w)

377 because she's seen how Hill treats Kenny.


That bastard, she killed kenny

Posted by: Kyle at October 25, 2019 06:16 PM (tvKLv)

378 Katie needs to join The Squad.
Posted by: Tuna at October 25, 2019 05:31 PM (jm1YL)

I want to see her hook up with The Squid.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at October 25, 2019 06:16 PM (QugKX)

379 He hasn't been around for several days and everyone's worried because he's been battling cancer.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 25, 2019 06:12 PM (sGotD)So, he's been around and suddenly not? That's super worriesome. He's been dealing with this for quite a long time now. Prayers up

Posted by: Peaches at October 25, 2019 06:23 PM (14URa)

380 http://bit.ly/2BFxKMv
*******
Rasmussen Report PUNKED Scaramucci

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 06:25 PM (BqBId)

381 Christ Almighty, tell me this thing isn't a cat:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93QCXgQYcg
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2019 05:39 PM (BnGJM)

That's what they have turned Siamese cats into. Although since this doesn't have the pointed coloring, it is an Oriental.

Sometimes breeder groups get taken over by the Mengele types.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2019 06:55 PM (FTPn0)

382 I loved that line, it was the point at which the Chevy Chase character actually shows he's more than just a goofball, that he's that way because he hates his life, the people he runs around with, his upbringing, all of it. She's being such a high society trashy slut he just slaps her in the face with the line and you can tell it actually hurts her a little and sobers her up.

Or maybe I'm reading too much into it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

I read it the same way

Posted by: Oldcat at October 25, 2019 07:12 PM (FTPn0)

383 This alcoholic drug addled muff muncher is auditioning to be the New Improved Hillary!

She's gotten out ahead of Hillary by having an Iron Cross tattooed on her abdomen. So there's that.

And I doubt that Bret Kavanaugh ever used a strap on--but I'd warrant Katy has.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 25, 2019 07:34 PM (WRSbt)

384 "What is it with Democrats misusing campaign funds for purposes of illicit sex? Doesn't three incidents make a pattern?"

A pattern like some Republicans deciding to quit helping Democrats hide stuff? That kind of pattern? Could be...

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