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Clinton Crime Family Associate Sydney Blumenthal Attempted to Stop Publication of Lee Smith's Book Exposing RussiaGate
Hillary Clinton's Master of Whispers, her chief conspiracy theorist, doesn't like his handiwork being exposed.
TRUE STORY: Clinton ally Blumenthal sought to stop publication of @LeeSmithDC’s new Russia probe book. Order here https://t.co/xIh9zCn3RT to read what Sid doesn’t want you to see. https://t.co/yROOt1DzA6
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) October 25, 2019
Clinton family associate Sidney Blumenthal has made legal threats to the publisher of a forthcoming book featuring allegations against Democrats in connection with the Russia investigation in an attempt to stop publication, Fox News has learned. A source familiar with the matter told Fox News that Blumenthal claimed the book -- "The Plot Against the President: The True Story of How Congressman Devin Nunes Uncovered the Biggest Political Scandal in U.S. History," by Lee Smith -- was defamatory.Oh, Blumenthal says it defames him? Well you sold me. I just pre-ordered it. One thousand NeverTrumpers living entirely in their liberal media and liberal "Republican" listserv cocoons (and up their own asses too) just heard for the very first time that Sydney Blumenthal wrote the first "reports" of what would later be called, for promotional purposes, the "Steele" Dossier. Had they ever bothered to read something besides Jake Tapper's timeline, they would know that, but they don't, so they don't. I'm sure they're all quite out to sea about this Joseph Mifsud business, or about Sidney Powell's revelations. Jake Tapper didn't tweet about it so they just don't know about this stuff. And they're not even bothering trying to play catch-up. They'll just repeat whatever spin Jake Tapper offers them. And speaking of liberal Republicans' cocoons, which are just as stultifying and smothering as the main liberal media cocoon: Would you say that your average conservative commentators -- I stress "commentator," one paid to be fluent in conservative thought -- should already know that Lindsey Graham is viewed very suspiciously due to his utter failure to actually call any witnesses in, well, any matter at all? Even if you don't agree with that -- and I really think you should agree with that, but even if you don't -- you'd agree that a paid "conservative" pundit should be familiar with this frustration? That a paid allegedly professional "conservative" pundit should not have to learn very basic things about What Conservatives Think very late in the proceedings from Twitter? You agree? Well, here's Jonah Goldberg, amazed and astounded by the news brought to him by RedState that many people think that Lindsey Graham is, like many of McCain's liberal allies, stealthily assisting the liberals and the DeepState while pretending at being a conservative ally of Trump's:
"Blumenthal tried to stop it from being published," the source told Fox News, saying the Hillary Clinton confidant sent threatening letters to Smith and publisher Center Street, a division of Hachette Book Group.
Always good to get another perspective. Here we learn that some people think @LindseyGrahamSC hasn’t been sufficiently supportive of the president in the impeachment fight https://t.co/klHq18U53x
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) October 25, 2019
9 Has Jonah G heard about Mollie Hemingway's book yet? Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere atWell, if Vox reviews it, maybe he'll check that out. Otherwise, not interested! Update: Bonchie at RedState replies:
@ me next time. And in the article I actually defend Graham's overall record. I simply found his statement to contain some excuses that are less than convincing given his public promises, such as subpoenaing Volker. I'm sorry it didn't pass your rigorous Orange Man Bad standards.
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) October 25, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 25, 2019 12:02 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 25, 2019 12:02 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: you heard it here first at October 25, 2019 12:03 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 25, 2019 12:03 PM (S7G7F)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2019 12:04 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 25, 2019 12:04 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Jmel at October 25, 2019 12:05 PM (K7CHD)
Posted by: Grima Wormtongue at October 25, 2019 12:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 25, 2019 12:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:06 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Old Dude at October 25, 2019 12:06 PM (LGXGf)
first "reports" of what would later be called, for promotional purposes,
the "Steele" Dossier.
Jonah should have read his own comment sections on NR. I said over and over and over that Blumenthal wrote the dossier then washed it through a foreigner to get a FISA from the moment that it's existence hit the news. Seemed pretty obvious to me.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (NWiLs)
Blumenthal's son is a vicious Jew-hater. Sadly, the worst of the worst include way too many accidentally born of Jewish parents.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (X+a7J)
https://tinyurl.com/yxhtsxay
Posted by: keena at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (GkIIL)
Posted by: Ever at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Galil at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (S7G7F)
Funny how Clinton is accused of launching a smear campaign against Trump -- with AMPLE evidence to back that up -- and is suing to hush that story as "defamation" in the same week she accused several people of being Russian agents.
This chick is seriously deranged or unbelievably malevolent.
Posted by: red speck at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (nrC0n)
Posted by: Galil at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (Pzzpr)
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Criminal investigations into political enemies (that they fully deserve, by the way) can have that effect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (q80AH)
Slimy Sid? The one who's so odious that Obummer refused to let him in his administration? That Sid??
If only Hillary had known!
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (vWMNq)
I just sent him a Tweet telling him to check out the HQ for some good material for him to plagiarize.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (vWMNq)
Oh, c'mon now. He's at least a Capo, maybe even Consigliere.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (q1Pj5)
+++++++++++
Ding. Ding. Ding. Kill shot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (e/H31)
Smoooooch!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (S7G7F)
Ahhhhh... Needed that!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: red speck at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (nrC0n)
Embrace the power of "and".
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (IttZ7)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (0eE0g)
Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:10 PM (tjClK)
+++++++++++
Ding. Ding. Ding. Kill shot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (e/H31)
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Why would he go anywhere else? Reality has a liberal bias, dontchaknow?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:10 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 25, 2019 12:10 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (0eE0g)
Seriously. Is there a time he's not en fuego?
Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 25, 2019 12:10 PM (Uu+Jp)
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All of them.
The flip side is that they don't know anything about what actually happened. They just know what Rachel Maddow was spouting for two years verbatim.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (0eE0g)
Seriously. Is there a time he's not en fuego?
Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (tjClK)
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When he hasn't eaten in four weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (Kpl3J)
Since the bellybutton window hasn't been invented yet, those with their heads planted firmly inside their assholes can't see a fucking thing.
Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (tjClK)
Also hilarious: this t-shirt attempting to own Trump's insult.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yygvmygu
This is not how it's done, fellas. LOLGF!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (bDqIh)
En fuego ace is the best ace.
So where did we land on the upgrade to flaming skulls? Cause if Brennan ends up in a landfill, we're going to want to be prepared. And that doesn't even consider the metaphysical purity of Hillary or Obama in jail (which won't happen, but still).
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: wanking wanker at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (XQupF)
Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (ClOmq)
Limbaugh thinks most of them genuinely don't know, they believe their own narrative. The MSNBC chick interviewing Gaetz clearly hadn't heard that a Ukranian court had found the Bidens to be corrupt, among many other contra-narrative facts.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: WashEx at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: red speck at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (nrC0n)
Embrace the power of "and".
Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (ECrgQ)
The problem is that guys like Goldberg and others seem to get their news exclusively from these sources, while ignoring say OAN or other less leftist organizations.
Its as bad as me ignoring any news source other than here and whatever trickles through social media. Except I don't present myself as a pundit, I am not claiming to have a job of analyzing or presenting news.
They are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (KZzsI)
OT but....Really interesting article in Harpers about the ruling WASPS.
One small area talked about how Harry Reid recruited Obama to run for
pres after only 2 years in the senate because he knew Hillary would be
an electoral disaster. He sure was prescient!
https://tinyurl.com/yxhtsxay
Posted by: keena at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (GkIIL)
Obama was a Red Diaper Baby born, bred, raised, and trained to be a Manchurian Candidate from day one.
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Dtf68)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (q80AH)
I seriously believe that the majority of them are little more then stenographers, people who are too stupid to have even a single thought of their own, and who make a living from endlessly and mindlessly regurgitating what they're told to say by their keepers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Boswell at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: pookysgirl, subject of grand schemes at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (Z1ykJ)
[makes sarcastic noise] [purses lips] [lights Galoise]
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, frog at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (nRWPy)
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I suspect it may well have been - to use Clapper's words - a "tapestry" of content, e.g., from various sources.
Sources like Blumenthal. And probably Glenn Simpson. And probably several others.
None of them are "reliable" though, thus they went to the Steele Laundromat to clean it up and make it "reliable" before feeding it to different organizations so it could confirm itself.
This is called, to use a dirty word, a "conspiracy" and if folks like Lee Smith and Dan Bongino can pull together the great work of folks like John Solomon and Chuck Ross and so in public, loudly, then it also means the conspirators were (or became) pretty sloppy.
Fuck off, Sid. Anyone who's been paying half-attention knows the score. Just because the government is built entirely of corruption and as a result you will not get the punishment that you and your ilk richly deserve (and we the people will not get the justice that we have earned) does not mean you're not guilty and does not mean that everyone doesn't know it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 25, 2019 12:15 PM (nRWPy)
I think he used to write for Townhall?!?
Never paid much attention to him, but he did write for a conservative-ish site at one time.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 12:15 PM (cqNba)
the hell out of the presidential race. Evidently they've had enough of
her crap.
That's no surprise. She's less likable than anal warts.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:15 PM (T6t7i)
Their liberal friends, at least, have a consistent position: Democrats are owed power and office.
What is the "sacred principle" that they will deploy to justify their position?
My money is on, "we're not going to call for her resignation until the Christian conservatives call for Trump's"
That is, it's your fault they can't uphold their "principles" all the time
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (+r7We)
Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (mpXpK)
LOL!
Posted by: Leopards Everywhere at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (mpXpK)
Forget it, he's rolling.
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (BiWEa)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (O7MnT)
Honestly who gives a crap what your reaction is?
I'm fine with people responding to events and giving their reaction, but why would someone pay 6 figures to someone to do so???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: redsweater at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (4LOJk)
liberal "Republican" listserv cocoons (and up their own asses too) just
heard for the very first time that Sydney Blumenthal wrote the first
"reports" of what would later be called, for promotional purposes, the
"Steele" Dossier.
__________
"That was actually all ghostwritten by me -- and that asshole Blumenthal still hasn't given me proper credit." -- Fusion Glenn Simpson
Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (mpXpK)
*********
Tigers don't have spots
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (BqBId)
the hell out of the presidential race. Evidently they've had enough of
her crap.
That's no surprise. She's less likable than anal warts.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:15 PM (T6t7i)
Well, it IS three strikes and YOU'RE OUT.
Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:17 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: torabora at October 25, 2019 12:17 PM (avIPN)
Posted by: LASue at October 25, 2019 12:17 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Tigers don't have spots
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM
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So he can't very well change them, can he?
Posted by: irright at October 25, 2019 12:17 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:17 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (j3npP)
I try to keep track of voices that have done well in the past. For instance, Matt Taibi of Rolling Stone consistently does good work, even if he is a leftist. The problem with so many MSM publications is that there's not even any thought behind them anymore, for instance any story from the NYT: Give me the topic and I can write everything they're going to say in my head before I read the first paragraph. They have become so banal and predictable that there is no point ever looking at them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (Kpl3J)
not just oil.
Mark Hemingway did this great article about people scrambling to prove which secret accounts contain money diverted to them by Qadaffi, because if they can prove that, they can collect huge finders fees for something like 60 billion dollars. The fees would run into the hundreds of millions.
That is, a court could seize the funds, but you need proof for that.
Apparently some people were attempting to use government connections to get the State Department to (illegally) give them information they could use for these purposes...
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Captain Hate
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Ah...more poetry. I do enjoy this place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (H3c5F)
little more then stenographers, people who are too stupid to have even a
single thought of their own, and who make a living from endlessly and
mindlessly regurgitating what they're told to say by their keepers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)
You take that back. Go fuck yourself, San Diego!
Posted by: Ron Burgandy at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (q1Pj5)
I mean, if that doesn't prove these guys live in a hermetically sealed, soyboy, cuckified bubble which prevents them from seeing the real world as you and I know it ... I don't know what does?
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (HB5Gm)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (Dtf68)
Ace, you know Jonah's not going to read this, it doesn't have enough TV/movie references.
Posted by: redsweater at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (4LOJk)
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A simple headline addition would remedy that: Clinton Crime Family Associate and hot dog Sydney Blumenthal ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: csmats at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (X5VFN)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (88+cf)
I assume he was just being a nasty Twitter soycuck, but then, that's scarcely better than honestly not knowing.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (BqBId)
And Lindsey is a Tiger ... said who ?
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (Y4EXg)
I mean, if that doesn't prove these guys live in a hermetically sealed, soyboy, cuckified bubble which prevents them from seeing the real world as you and I know it ... I don't know what does?
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (HB5Gm)
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Why read The Federalist?
They don't do any original reporting like Jake Tapper.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (/DuNp)
at least he can't swipe it
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: John Cocktoasten at October 25, 2019 12:21 PM (tH5fk)
Ace, you know Jonah's not going to read this, it doesn't have enough TV/movie references.
Posted by: redsweater at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (4LOJk)
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A simple headline addition would remedy that: Clinton Crime Family Associate and hot dog Sydney Blumenthal ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (WqPYg)
IT'S A SANDWICH
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, frog at October 25, 2019 12:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: csmats at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (X5VFN)
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This version of Graham is often called Lindsey 2.0.
It's really Lindsey 3.0.
He was completely different as a House member than he was as a Senator/buddy of McCain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:21 PM (q80AH)
Two weeks. Well its not like she stabbed someone, and in my mind the real crooks here are the colleges which apparently are not going to have to face ANY sort of penalty.
But ... she got out after 11 days. For God's sake she couldn't do the full two weeks??? Six more freaking days, and they had to cut her loose?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyjsdvcd
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:21 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Boswell at October 25, 2019 12:21 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (BqBId)
And that little girl was Wilbur Mills D - AR
Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (y7DUB)
Is this the Mandella effect? Maybe the funeral service for Rep Cummings is such a big deal, the media missed yesterday's more minor stories.
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (3XnLe)
ace has fixed his Mifsud misspelling.
Kinda thought it was an emerging trademark quirk, of sorts.
Oh well.
Otherwise, ace is en fuego. I sense much mirth and excellent smirking today, given the sitcheeation.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (QDnY+)
I've been making the point that the Flynn Frame may be the most significant subplot of all. Everyone hates Dirty Cops
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (go+Xp)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM
That's why you'll never see a tiger bench pressing.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (Z1ykJ)
Oh, right! Blumenthal got all sorts of business consulting for people who wanted to do business in a post-Qadaffi Libya.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (bDqIh)
I reasoned that whoever ginned up this insane story HAD to be a fan of watersports himself. And the only one who jumped out as weird or gross enough was Sid.
So about what I figured.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (5aX2M)
If we jump in the swimming pool, do we go back to 1985?
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (PsL+s)
From the sidebar, I had to google search to see who Matt K Lewis was
Ed Morrissey had a Matt Lewis on his video podcast several times. If it's the same guy, he seemed quite reasonable for a lefty.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (KZzsI)
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Because they used to be influential among a certain class. Indeed, they still *are* influential among a certain class. The leaders of that class, though, showed its true colors and and caused many non-commanding members of the class to draw back in revulsion and leave the club.
Their influence is still there - but not their base. Those they are influencing don't matter and are already bought. There is no point in continuing to pay them.
This will be one area where the election of 2020 will be good regardless of outcome. No matter what, these people are finished. If Trump wins, they have failed and will be dropped like the sacks of oleaginous rotten potatoes they are. If Trump loses, the game changes so profoundly that they are no longer needed at all anyway because all the slots in a seriously diminished "official opposition" are already held by men more important than they are.
By January of 2021, regardless of who wins, these people are standing under bridges holding signs that say, "will bloviate for food." By February, as desperation truly sets in, their signs will change to "will blow for cheeseburgers."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (e/H31)
Is this the Mandella effect? Maybe the funeral service for Rep Cummings is such a big deal, the media missed yesterday's more minor stories.
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (3XnLe)
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"Yeah, I don't know why Durham is."
-Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Meaning of Life at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Tonypete
It wasn't me!!! I didn't do it!!! Nobody saw me!!! I want to talk to my lawyer!!!
(How's life treating you, TonyPete? Good, I hope.)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (KZzsI)
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I make these on my own now out of Taco Casa tacos, a spoonful of Fritos Hot Bean Dip, and a fresh tortilla from the grocery store bakery.
They are, as they say in Mormon circles, Delecto...
Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (avIPN)
it's called "To Serve Wife"...!
It's a CUCKBOOK! It's a CUCKBOOK!!!
Posted by: Guy in a Twilight Zone Episode who just realized the "conservative" media is almost completely domin at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (+oR7L)
We better have the office of inspector general to investigate that! We can all wait on pins and needles for 18 months for the results, if we're lucky.
Cann't have the Senate or the DOJ, DOING THEIR JOB. Oh no, we're Republicans, so when there is even a hint of partisan behavior, we pass it off to the IG, who then, sometimes, kind of sort of recommend prosecution. The DOJ then ignores those recommendations.
Posted by: Quilp at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: McCool at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (BqBId)
In the same quotes. Double irony.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (/DuNp)
Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?
Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (tjClK)
ideas already fully promulgated and propagated by the liberal media."
To be fair the popular right isn't exactly tearing up the dance floor with solid, maintenance-level, philosophical structuralism, is it? Maybe if we'd stop spending all our time codependently hollering at the lunatics on the left and get out and rebuild some edifices and, er, bulwarks of original thought we wouldn't be in this mess.
Unless Prager on YouTube is sufficient.
Posted by: Ten at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (CPWXU)
[Taco Bell] removed the double-decker taco from their menu. They've added more items with that disgusting liquid cheese, though. Fuck those fucking fuckheads!
Liquid cheese is just the latest way for the fuckface Chicoms to deliver the amazing health benefits of their miracle chemical, melamine, to a starving world.
Melamine: Is There Anything It Cannot Do? (TM)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (0jFNh)
Posted by: Yo! at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Rep Katie hill at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (3cfl2)
like it's Groundhog Decade or some damn thing.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (xmKbk)
Maria Butina, Russian Spy !!!!,
got sprung from jail
http://tinyurl.com/yxkxs39p
Doesn't look very good in orange.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Yo! at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (8XRCm)
there's a lot of that, yeah. And cutesy-poo cyberflirting with other fat sweaty low-T men.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (PbpT7)
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Tigers don't have spots
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM
That's why you'll never see a tiger bench pressing.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM
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I have to use the machine.
Posted by: Sad Tiger at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)
They can get a job in manufacturing. Wages are soaring these days!
Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Galil at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (Pzzpr)
I love the smell of dim indictments in the morning
Posted by: REDACTED at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (rpxSz)
I reasoned that whoever ginned up this insane story HAD to be a fan of watersports himself. And the only one who jumped out as weird or gross enough was Sid.
So about what I figured.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (5aX2M)
[sweating] Water sports, you say? Go on...
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, frog at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (RD7QR)
________
Assumed this was a misspelling of Assness ... but a quick search revealed a brief stale bio of Jonah as a fellow at National Review Institute, a senior editor of National Review,
the founding editor of National Review Online, and a fellow and Asness
Chair in Applied Liberty at the American Enterprise Institute.
You just can't make this stuff up ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (WqPYg)
What does the horney Californian think about all this?
Posted by: Yo! at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (1XAal)
like it's Groundhog Decade or some damn thing.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (xmKbk)
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I think Ace's timing of 2003 is good.
2003 was the time of the perpetual terror war that America supported and the cusp of permanent Republican rule because of it leading to such great things like the expansion of Medicare.
They really want that reality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (eAZVt)
++++++++++++++
I actually hope this happens for one of them: Kevin Williamson. Kevin Williamson having to work a blue-collar job would be even better than him having to hand out blow jobs in back allies in order to eat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (e/H31)
" . . publisher Center Street, a division of Hachette Book Group."
Claims it was defamatory and it's published by "Hachette Book Group."
Wild, ironic times we live in.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (tlI3f)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)
"Love the One You're With"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (RD7QR)
Consider kelly Anne conway and her ass of a husband...is he her fault?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (3cfl2)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (PbpT7)
Testosterone is SOOOO overrated.
Fat is IN.
Posted by: Jonah Doucheberg at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (tjClK)
Katie's favorite Beatles song is Why Don't We Do It In the Road?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Everybody's Got Something to Hide, Except for Me and My Monkey.
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (Dtf68)
That's my first, (some days, only) reason for preferring Trump to other politicians who may share his policies.
Trump fights.
Posted by: pouncer at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (L/ssi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM
You need plutonium for that. And a Delorean.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (dkvcO)
But three Lucky Strikes, and YOU'RE IN!
(Cue Gene Simmons guitar solo and light saver duel)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Yo! at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (1XAal)
Fairly certain "thinking" isn't her strong suit.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (ECrgQ)
Now I think I know why:
They follow her because otherwise they would literally never encounter a thought from a conservative. They scan her timeline -- a supposed running commentary on what the Crazies on the Right are saying, curated by a very hard left progressive -- to keep tabs on what those Deplorable Conservatives are thinking and writing.
- - -
Ugh.
Entirely plausible.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (bDqIh)
got sprung from jail
http://tinyurl.com/yxkxs39p
Doesn't look very good in orange.
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Old and busted: honeytrap
New hotness: scarecrow
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Dtf6
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (dNzKv)
to demonstrate absolutely zero knowledge of the conservative media --
they only seem to know what's being claimed in The Atlantic, the Times..."
this is the problem with MSM, and average conservatives that think they know the conservative side by reading a Cuck (not really) opposing view. All they know is the BigFakeStory, and a cucked variation that retains most of the FakeNarrative.
There may be the main BigLie (Trump as Russian asset) ... but under that narrative ... are all the other parts that cucks fully accept/promote (Trump lies, is vulgar, is stupid, is corrupt, is profiting from graft, etc.) ... That is all in service to BigCorp and BigGlobalism.
For some maybe it is just laziness, idk. But it seems more deliberately malicious when they support the coup, and prefer grifter Hillary despite her criminal treasonous behavior.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (vWMNq)
As long as Tahnee Welch is there to greet me
This will be one area where the election of 2020 will be good regardless of outcome. No matter what, these people are finished.
That's the sense I get as well, any purpose they may have served for the lefties propping up their weak organizations will have ended one way or another. Why keep paying them to put out their gormless trash?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (oVJmc)
I've always thought the genesis of this thing was Obama trying to jail Trump after Hills win.
Posted by: REDACTED at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (PbpT7)
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And Podhoretz. And Kristol. And Frum. They're jobs are dynastic sinecures.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Yo! at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (1XAal)
Who's twat does a girl gotta lick to get a drink around here?
Posted by: Katie Hill at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (q177U)
--
Katie's favorite Beatles song is Why Don't We Do It In the Road?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Everybody's Got Something to Hide, Except for Me and My Monkey.
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM
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Come Together
Posted by: irright at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: zombie Erwin Rommel at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Katie Hill at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Dtf6
This.
...
This is an absurd conspiracy theory which just proves that conservatives are incapable of cogent thought and must be ruled by their liberal and liberal Republican betters.
Science proves that it was Trump who was trained as Spetznaz Real Estate Developer and later activated as a sleeper agent to Sovietize the US.
Posted by: Your liberal media and liberal NeverTrump betters at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (PbpT7)
That's the sense I get as well, any purpose they may have served for the lefties propping up their weak organizations will have ended one way or another. Why keep paying them to put out their gormless trash?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (KZzsI)
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If Trump loses in 2020, they'll become the loyal opposition to the party in power again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (dNzKv)
He's accomplished being such a slimy worm of a despicable double-dealer that even the people who employ him won't turn their backs on him. So he's got that, which is nice.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (RD7QR)
New hotness: scarecrow
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Don't forget me!
Posted by: Mrs. King at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (tjClK)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (vWMNq)
It's really Lindsey 3.0.
He was completely different as a House member than he was as a Senator/buddy of McCain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:21 PM (q80AH)
_______
Indeed. I remember first learning of him during the Clinton impeachment in the House and he was fantastic.
Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
If only you could read defenses as well as you do these jokes...who knows where the Steelers would be right now.
Posted by: Boswell at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (32YRo)
Oh snap!
...
Unlike our "professional conservative media," I actually read articles and breaking news written by conservatives.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (PbpT7)
Hear Rush gettin' all excitulated about it. There is still ample reason to guard one's optimism, or at least limit one's hopes.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (QDnY+)
He was a decent read....15 years ago.
But he is a born follower...and now he takes money from the people that wanted to fort marcy park his mom. What a disgrace.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (3cfl2)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Lucianne at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Dtf6
This.
...
This is an absurd conspiracy theory which just proves that conservatives are incapable of cogent thought and must be ruled by their liberal and liberal Republican betters.
Science proves that it was Trump who was trained as Spetznaz Real Estate Developer and later activated as a sleeper agent to Sovietize the US.
Posted by: Your liberal media and liberal NeverTrump betters at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (PbpT7)
Week 1 of Spetsnaz Real Estate School: Strenuous calisthenics
Week 2: Creative descriptions of hastily refinished Brooklyn lofts
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
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Yes, all is well! Retirement is everything it is cracked up to be.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (QDnY+)
++++++++++++
He isn't just excited about the iPhone 11 is he?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (e/H31)
New hotness: scarecrow
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM
Honey Trap and Scarecrow...this fall on CBS.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:33 PM (q80AH)
Google says there are only 18-24 left in the wild. I really hope we're tranqing them and all of the zoo residents and getting their DNA for later population regrowth.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:33 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: mrp at October 25, 2019 12:33 PM (Pqytn)
Harasanyi will read the book and may review it -- if Rich Lowry permits it.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:33 PM (PbpT7)
Jonah Goldberg really let his mother's success get to his head.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (PbpT7)
Cruel. And spot on. And that's why I don't have a blog.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:33 PM (vWMNq)
Has Sid accomplished anything in his life, or has it all been tablescraps from the clintons feast of graft?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (dNzKv)
The Clintons love suck-ups.
Posted by: Monica at October 25, 2019 12:33 PM (Dtf68)
thanks, but it's a stolen line. Someone said that about Joe Piscopo getting all high and mighty because of his association with Eddie Murphy. Someone at SNL said, "Joe really let Eddie's success get to his head."
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (3cfl2)
Posted by: Ignoramus
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You did read the post re Alcee Hastings?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (CDGwz)
His speech is messed up. Drunk?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)
A tiger? In Africa?
Posted by: Meaning of Life
Absurd. They don't like the rains.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019
*
*
And they never seem to find the time to do the things they never did.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (dkvcO)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (C1Lsn)
And Tips from that 'Commentor' guy.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (rSy9P)
I think Jonah just likes to bask in the glow of his sycophants and is a bit lazy, preferring to opine about his dogs and bunions.
Posted by: Sphynx at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (rXie1)
114 I'm old enough to remember a Congressman splashing with a stripper in public fountains.
And that little girl was Wilbur Mills D - AR
Posted by: Archer
http://anusha.com/fannefox.htm
I had to post this just for the surprise anal vibe of the website's address.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (PbpT7)
We have those?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (mpXpK)
*********
Tigers don't have spots
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (BqBId)
No but diseased lepers do...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (rSy9P)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (C1Lsn)
They share a box. *cackle**hic**shart**thud*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Nacho President at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (+oR7L
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Yes. And superheroes. And sweaty, turgid endorsements of junk foods, coupled with admonitions for those who disagree with his assessment of said junk foods to "fight him." Which I presume could be accomplished without arms. Every fifth or sixth tweet is some permutation of the words orange, man, and bad.
But yeah, you've got the right guy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: davidt
Agree and they didn't just groom one, ie it's not the murders that are in prison that should worry us, it's the ones still walking among us that have yet to be identified.
Posted by: Alice McD at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (2CtSR)
So I turn the channel and there's Bruce Springsteen braying Trump hate. Yeah, I'm in a mood.
Posted by: wth at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (xPl2J)
the Democrats. It exists to present the illusion of opposition to the
progressive agenda.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (O7MnT)
This. Just like the Washington Generals vs Harlem Globetrotters.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (q1Pj5)
Anyone else recall the classic British colonial story about the the Mahdi's revolt in the Sudan?
Khartoum cables London about the revolt, reporting widespread chaos, "lions, tigers roaming streets".
London replies: "no tigers in Africa"
Khartoum responds: "delete tigers"
Altogether a splendid example of British aplomb which, while perhaps apocryphal, did accurately reflect a British virtue in crisis situations.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (QDnY+)
Yeah but who's gonna pay 'em to do it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Kate Hill at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: DOGGFISH at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (lMn1U)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (O7MnT)
Surber calls them Democrats in the slow lane.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Nacho President
This still makes me laugh.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (T6t7i)
I started watching that... I saw him laughing at MSNBC audience thinking we were living in down economic times.
i didn't get to the Matt Lewis part. when is that?
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (PbpT7)
Yeah but who's gonna pay 'em to do it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (KZzsI)
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Every Establishment party organ that's awkwardly decided that Trump isn't that bad after he won the election despite hurling vitriol at him for a year up to that point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: ace
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Curiously, an acquaintance who does not own a TV, and whose sole source of news is NPR, is often at odds with my perspective.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC
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Antibiotic resistant syphilis.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (8XRCm)
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Anyone in the political media who doesn't read AOS HQ every day is making a huge or should I say YUUUUGE mistake.
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (xPl2J)
Hillary Clinton, going with what the crowd clearly saw as an Old Testament burn on Trump in her eulogy for Cummings: "like that old testament Elijah, he stood up against King Ahab and Queen Jezebel"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Nacho President
This still makes me laugh.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (T6t7i)
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missing **shoe fly**
Posted by: fixerupper at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Dtf6
.........
either that or a janitor.
Posted by: wth at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (y/dna)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (9Om/r)
His speech is messed up. Drunk?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)
Distracted by trim.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (y7DUB)
So if you are calling trump too extreme you are no conservative.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (3cfl2)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Tiger with Chicken Pox at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (hvf9s)
That was Sandy "Burglar" Berger
Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (7HtZB)
dang, I skipped ahead because I thought the first few minutes would be boring preamble
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (PbpT7)
Who dis?
The gal that was in Connagher with Sam Elliot.
Posted by: teej at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (I0I+D)
Was Sid Blumental the one that shoved restricted papers condemning the
Clintons into his socks and snuck out with them, destroying evidence? Or
was that someone else? I get my Clinton toadies mixed up.
Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (hvf9s)
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Nope. That was Sandy "The Hambergler" Berger.
Posted by: mrp at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (PbpT7)
Lesser artists borrow. Greater artists steal.
Attributed to Stravinsky (in TeX by Knuth ... or possibly LaTeX by Lamport ... havrn't opened either book since 1985/6).
You see, I'd be borrowing all kinds of sh*t ...
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (vWMNq)
**Acceptance rate 79%, snort.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (FiUMj)
Not everyone can graduate from Gudger College.
Posted by: Kirk Van Houten at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (7HtZB)
So if you are calling trump too extreme you are no conservative.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (3cfl2)
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His uncouthness is quite extreme, to be fair.
And I can't imagine a better reason to oppose him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (T6t7i)
BECAUSE YOU HATE TEH WAMENS.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton's lurker account at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (XiVKO)
I figured a thing out years ago by reading an ad for a restaurant called Il Gatto Pardo. It had a drawing of a cheetah, and I said oh that must mean spotted cat.
And then I thought about Leo Pard. A lion what have spots!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (wzVKm)
Triggered by Muhammed Ali?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (6qErC)
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The Republican Party is not an opposition party to
the Democrats. It exists to present the illusion of opposition to the
progressive agenda.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM
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The Republican Party is a hollow pantomime from a kabuki theater in a Potemkin village.
Posted by: irright at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (hvf9s)
Sandy Berger, a trade lawyer in charge of national security.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: mrp at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 12:42 PM (QE8X6)
Goldberg, et al, are designated safe contacts. If you are Liberal, and you describe conservatives using Golberg-type phrasing, you demonstrate you haven't made contact. If you do, inadvertently, make contact with Deplorables, you must immediately include "I was shocked to learn people believe fill-in-blank," otherwise your peer standing is at risk.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 25, 2019 12:42 PM (36kEW)
I figured a thing out years ago by reading an ad for a restaurant
called Il Gatto Pardo. It had a drawing of a cheetah, and I said oh
that must mean spotted cat.
And then I thought about Leo Pard. A lion what have spots!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (wzVKm)
Clearly, a mutant.
Posted by: Kimba at October 25, 2019 12:42 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Alice McD at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (2CtSR)
I agree. I view this as the Reds playing "hearts." They have a handful of cards and decide which one to throw down in a given situation.
"Let's see, blacks are fashionable now, as everybody is falling all over themselves to establish their anti-racist bona fides ... what have we got in the way of a black guy, identifiably black not too black, with some elitist cachet, doesn't sound black in speech, married to a black wife, no dings on him in his record, no record come to that ... ah! Here's the perfect guy! Just a little buffing to remove the Ayers and Rev. Wright connection, and we're good to go!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 12:42 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: BignJames at October 25, 2019 12:43 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (hvf9s)
That was Sandy "Burglar" Berger
Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (7HtZB)
Did we ever learn what he stole and why?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 12:43 PM (RD7QR)
Remember Obama giving the finger on national tv and calling Sarah Palin a pig?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2019 12:43 PM (3cfl2)
Posted by: rhomboid
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In his autobiography, 'The Road Past Mandalay', John Masters relates an incident, while fighting in Burma, where orders received from HQ included some false assumptions. His reply to HQ include the phrase, "I took Umbrage...". He learned later that the Tommys back at HQ spent an hour looking for Umbrage on the map.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (xSo9G)
Distracted by trim.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (y7DUB)
Ge's working out how to play his "First Black President" to his best advantages with his "sisters".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (pNxlR)
G-d does have a sense of humor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (Dtf68)
That boy is slipping. He oughta curb his enthusiasm.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (QDnY+)
I figured a thing out years ago by reading an ad for a restaurant called Il Gatto Pardo. It had a drawing of a cheetah, and I said oh that must mean spotted cat.
And then I thought about Leo Pard. A lion what have spots!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (wzVKm)
Romans. *spits*
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (QJ8Jo)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (rSy9P)
Would you allow Brennan and Clapper to skate if they rolled on and delivered Hillary! / Blumenthal et al?
or would you require it to go further uphill - Comey, Lynch, Rice, Barkey also?
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (C6xeQ)
I remember Rush had the audio montage of lefty pundits saying Sandy was just 'sloppy'
no intent !!
How the feck do you stuff documents in your socks out of sloppiness ?!
Posted by: McCool at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (sZaoP)
If we somehow survive and emerge victorious in the coming revolution -- and are still breathing at 29 -- I hope AoSHQ becomes the blog of record in conservative media and that President Barron Trump appoints him permanent Poet Laureate of the USA.
Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (WqPYg)
missing **shoe fly**
Posted by: fixerupper at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (8XRCm)
Remember how mom used to tie your mittens together and run the string through your coat sleeves?
Hillary's handlers (and I use that term literally) have done this with her shoes. It's decreased "orphans" by 80%!
Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (rSy9P)
LBJ
Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (KNsKs)
How long does it take to bury a fucking Democrat?
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (rSy9P)
_______
Depends on how many people they're fucking at that time.
Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (WqPYg)
that is what selling political influence is all about
It's what Cankles is up to at the moment
She doesn't care about being President, just the influence it would bring her, which could be monetized
she's trying to find the horse who might beat Trump and bet on them
Running against Trump in 2020 would be too much work
and losing would endanger what little influence peddling she retains
It's all about the benjys with the Clintons
Posted by: REDACTED at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (rpxSz)
Did we ever learn what he stole and why?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
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Yes, but I can't remember right now --
but I just wanted to remind you, GWB's dumbass AG, Alberto Gonzales grinned through the whole thing and never touched Berger for his multiple felonies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (7OILk)
G-d does have a sense of humor.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC)
.........
even the rats are laughing.
Posted by: wth at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (PbpT7)
Lesser artists borrow. Greater artists steal.
Attributed to Stravinsky (in TeX by Knuth ... or possibly LaTeX by Lamport ... havrn't opened either book since 1985/6).
You see, I'd be borrowing all kinds of sh*t ...
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (vWMNq)
Stravinsky at least was subtle about his stealing. Mahler basically just ripped off a bunch of klezmer and put his name on it.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (RD7QR)
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Susan Rice, in an interview, calling a Congressman 'A lying pile of shit' elicits not so much as a raised eyebrow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (xSo9G)
Yes, his reaction to that shirt s classic.
"And the worst part is the letters look like SPERM ahahahahahahaha. . ."
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (QE8X6)
Was Elijah Cummings the scumbag who falsely accused the Tea Party of
spitting on him when, instead of using their tunnel as usual, he led CBC
members through a Tea Party protest in an attempt to provoke?
Posted by: davidt
That was John Lewis, civil rights icon.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (QDnY+)
Investigating a member of the opposition party would be unseemly and a display of partisanship, both of which are beneath us.
So, no.
/ your GOPe
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: John at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (rpxSz)
I have a lot of problems with the notion trump is unusually uncouth.
Remember Obama giving the finger on national tv and calling Sarah Palin a pig?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2019 12:43 PM (3cfl2)
Backslapping the Queen of England? Botching the ceremonial toast? His beard wearing a bbq outfit to a family's posthumous MOH ceremony?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (q1Pj5)
If we somehow survive and emerge victorious in the coming revolution -- and are still breathing at 29 -- I hope AoSHQ becomes the blog of record in conservative media and that President Barron Trump appoints him permanent Poet Laureate of the USA.
...
thanks man! I don't think we'll be victorious but we should start planning a newsletter for the camps.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (Dtf6
The same.
Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: wth at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (xSo9G)
The great unmasking.
Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (5aX2M)
She gets fed crap like this by black ministers. You know the type, the guy who wears a $2000 suit and is clustered with jewelry, and "preaches" every sermon about how you have to vote Democrat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (KZzsI)
It's all show for the LIV dem voters in swing flyover states, who still think Democrats are at all religious. Everyone else watching that knows they don't mean a single word. It probably pains them to quote from the bible the same way holy water pains a vampire.
Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (hvf9s)
Now that's skeezy.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (aS1PU)
G-d does have a sense of humor.
Nailed it, Jane!
I have managed to miss all of this tv coverage.
Is his wife there, or is she too busy tracking down the $1 billion or so Cummings got from Obama's TARP that seem to have never been spent (all Arafat widow-style)?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (PbpT7)
Well you can always be permanent Poet Laureate of the camps. In our hearts.
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (QJ8Jo)
The other way, demonstrated by Robert Stacy McCain was to work one's way up the ladder by taking a series of crummy jobs at small publications and working one's way up the ladder. Those hopes have basically collapsed as a viable career path other than for Trustifarians who hope desperately someday to be taken to the promised land of the NYTraitors and Washington Compost.
Local reportage is dying throughout the nation leaving only a hard core leftist remnant that is destroying the remaining trust in their own institution (see Des Moines Register for that one).
Those that are pretty and articulate enough to be on TV are by and large commenters as actual reportage comes from NYT, WAPO, Reuters, AP, and to some extent TV News Networks on occasion. There is a whole specialty press that most of us outside of that niche see such as business reporting, true political and administrative news, celebrity reporting, technical subjects such as firearms, crafts, and so on. I suspect that a larger number of these folks are righties depending on the area but the topics are basically apolitical for the most part.
Now, reporting jobs at the premier general publication places are very hard to obtain with lots of applicants and few positions. Thus, it is very easy for liberal bosses to file 13 any people that they are just not comfortable with during the application process. Political inclinations are not a protected class in most areas of the country and prior written work unless someone is schizophrenic can indicate to HR and admin which candidates might be suspect.
As a result, people hew to whatever line that keeps them their job. This is similar to the overwhelmingly liberal administrations in academia as well. Anyone who escapes the initial screenings for badthink keeps their thoughts and doubts to themselves. Over time, it is difficult to keep two different personas so cognitive dissonance generally causes the person to join the herd even if they initially supported something else. Organizational culture makes it hard to be a dissident in any organization because most people do not want to be ostracized from society.
Posted by: whig at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (MItID)
It's so easy to get one's civil rights icons who have been involved in horribly corrupt or vile behavior confused.
And I spit on all of them, for helping invert the actual civil rights agenda and create the racist pathologies afflicting "their" communities.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (rSy9P)
A long time, if John McCain is any indication.*
*It's a joke grenade.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 12:43 PM (RD7QR)
I just know they were documents with handwritten notes on them for which there were no copies. Our hero GWB's crew of turds declined to go hard after that shithead other than losing his otherwise unused law license, in case you're wondering why W and Slick have been so chummy.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (y7DUB)
I don't think so. I think she yearns to be President, in part because of a feminist-inspired competition with Bill.
Monetizing the position is just gravy on top of that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (xSo9G)
The great unmasking.
Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (QE8X6)
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"I gave your administration just all the comity! Why are you treating me like this!?"
-Graham
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (q80AH)
I'm looking forward to watching you try and jump that fence on a stolen Vespa.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (rSy9P)
spitting on him when, instead of using their tunnel as usual, he led CBC
members through a Tea Party protest in an attempt to provoke?
Posted by: davidt
That was John Lewis, civil rights icon.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM
****
I was there and actually said hello and chatted with him. I didn't know who he was but it was a pleasant exchange. Seemed like a nice fellow.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: x at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (rSy9P)
Its a long way to hell.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (rpxSz)
9/11 documents with Bubbah's notes in the margins, and other stuff showing Bubbah's malfeasance.
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (Dtf68)
Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (WqPYg)
no, because if that happens then in 20 years he'll be all huge and gross like Jabba and he'll be sitting on his throne drinking valu-rite with Rachel Maddow chained up on the floor in front of him in a gold bikini, and hell no one wants to see any of that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (Kpl3J)
Yes.
He was also behind the IRC harassment of Tea Party groups, going so far as to personally harass True the Vote, sending them several letters on his Congressional letterhead demanding they prove they are a non-profit by submitting all kinds of crazy paperwork.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM
I know, right? What have they ever done for us?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (ejd/p)
https://tinyurl.com/y3qh5mjp
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (PbpT7)
Anyone have an old mimeograph machine?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (xPJvm)
There are two reasons, as I see it, to remain ignorant of information.
One is that you are truly just too lazy, too disinterested, too distracted to bother. I think that describes probably a good 80% of the American public on matters of national interest, and I may be being generous in estimating 20% actually bother to read and learn.
The second is one that I suffer from myself, and that is that I don't want to know the counter argument because I already took previous information or experience and made my decision based on that and consider much of the counter information to clever wordplay, postmodernist theory or irrationalism.
For instance, I believe there are two genders and I'm fairly committed to that thought process. So I don't go around reading psychiatric journals, medical studies, opinion pieces or sociology papers that seek to try and disprove my position. For me that position is a fixed place. It's a priori knowledge.
I think this is much of what NeverTrump suffers themselves, though I admit it's fairly obvious when you see them plagiarize Ace's columns from time to time, that they suffer from the former as well.
But to the latter, I think it's a fixed point that Trump is Bad, Trump is not the leader of the party, so they spend their time circling around the food pellet nipping off little bites of Orange Man Bad because that is the premise they seek to support. They don't want to prove otherwise and the enemy of their enemy is their ideological friend. That's why they sound like liberals. That's why they have become liberals. To acquiesce mentally to another PoV and examine Trump from a purely objective stance would to be surrender their a priori knowledge.
If I say, well, I think some people are misgendered, I kinda have to destroy my two-gender perspective.
To say Orange Man Sometimes Great at Accomplishing Conservative Goals and Unfairly Villainized isn't just to cede tiny points when evidence in clear, it's to completely abandon Orange Man Bad. And if you don't agree that Orange Man Bad, in swampy circles, you get ostracized. It would be no different than saying "Well, there are some things that women can't do" around the same set. You won't have an honest discussion about what you meant by the comment, you'll just be cancelled.
And so NeverTrump they must, because at this point, nobody on the right wants them back and if they show even a modicum of support for PDT the left won't want them either. Then they'll have to write about sports, which no soft cuck has any clue about.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (YA914)
Proof that Clinton was responsible for Bin Laden's rise to power.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (rSy9P)
I don't think so. I think she yearns to be President, in part because of a feminist-inspired competition with Bill.
Monetizing the position is just gravy on top of that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (YqDXo)
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She's a megalomaniacal narcissist who desires power for power's sake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (q80AH)
That is, a court could seize the funds, but you need proof for that.
Apparently some people were attempting to use government connections to get the State Department to (illegally) give them information they could use for these purposes...
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and by some people you mean the business that Syd Blumenthpiffel was part owner of . . .
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (C6xeQ)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (iw59Q)
Whitaker Chambers's "Witness" is a wrenching read, but highly instructive, detailing as it does how the NYT and WaPo went out of their way to smear him. Also in detailing how Hiss would have gotten off scot-free had not Nixon taken up Chambers's case. Hence the later antipathy of the NYT and WaPo to Nixon.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Ever at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (ZZDMQ)
Attributed to Stravinsky (in TeX by Knuth ... or possibly LaTeX by Lamport ... havrn't opened either book since 1985/6).
You see, I'd be borrowing all kinds of sh*t ...
Posted by: Enquiring Minds
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As an aside, it is the anniversary of Johann Strauss's birthday:
"Unfortunately not by me, J. Brahms."
- Johannes Brahms (1833-1897) (written on a lady's fan under the opening bars of the "Blue Danube" waltz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (CDGwz)
no, because if that happens then in 20 years he'll be all huge and gross like Jabba and he'll be sitting on his throne drinking valu-rite with Rachel Maddow chained up on the floor in front of him in a gold bikini, and hell no one wants to see any of that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (Kpl3J)
I will concede the rest, but why Rachel Maddow?
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (QJ8Jo)
9/11 documents with Bubbah's notes in the margins, and other stuff showing Bubbah's malfeasance.
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (Dtf6
I think it's always been assumed that it was documents showing that Clinton and his staff had been notified that Bin Laden and his group were plotting attacks against New York, and that they decided it was no big deal and it was fine to blow them off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (Kpl3J)
or would you require it to go further uphill - Comey, Lynch, Rice, Barkey also?
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (C6xeQ)
Trump has to know that the Deep State will never give him a moment's peace for the rest of his life, for the sin of stopping the Clinton crime empire in its tracks. They will go after his kids and his close associates as well. They will not stop.
Because of this, and the fact that he is a counterpuncher extraordinaire, he must know that he has one chance to use the instruments of the State to crush his foes through the justice system. Once he leaves office, he's on his own. Unfortunately, I don't trust that a President Pence will have his back on this one.
If he's going to counterattack, he must go Michael Corleone on them ASAP.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (q80AH)
Yep. And that's the other part of her desire.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (r/ECC)
https://tinyurl.com/y4a7xmll
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (PbpT7)
Buck up. Maybe we can get you nominated for the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Or at least get you a shot at rummaging through the Presidential garbage.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (jYnPD)
https://tinyurl.com/y3e4tlth
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (rSy9P)
One of the problems is that most of the Right media is in fact
commentators. For whatever reason by and large, people on the right do
not do into becoming a reporter let along a credentialed journalist.
[snip]
Posted by: whig at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (MItID)
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That was interesting. Thanks.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (QJ8Jo)
Well who else do you put in chains? You want maybe Katie Hill?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Ian S.
Coke.
Posted by: John Cocktoasten at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (bDqIh)
Oh, Graham is now Judiciary Chair. I get it. Same old, same old.
Posted by: FloridaMan at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (B8eTP)
Posted by: The Right Honourable Sir Elijah Cummungous at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (XQupF)
Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (f8ilN)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (iuFgi)
Totally this.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: garrett
That's certainly true. Neither of them are intelligible.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (T6t7i)
I can sadly report, from inside experience involving at the time one of the top ongoing world stories, that there *are* real reporters - often non-American - at the wires, and elsewhere, whose good work was routinely quashed/inverted by editors in London, Paris, New York. It was amazing. I saw the reports filed, alongside the published piece. I watched their skype exchanges.
Outrageous.
There's a desperate need for real info/reporting, there's a demand for it, there are people actually trying to provide it. But the editorial layer literally suppresses it, inverts it, distorts it.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (QJ8Jo)
Well who else do you put in chains? You want maybe Katie Hill?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (Kpl3J)
She would seem obviously preferable.
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (QJ8Jo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (rSy9P)
I remember when this book was published, Imus was absolutely fascinated by it. He talked about if for weeks. I used to listen to him every morning in the late 1990s.
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (DJFLF)
Coke.
Posted by: John Cocktoasten at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (tH5fk)
Coke + meth. Did he smile?
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Ian S.
Coke.
Posted by: John Cocktoasten at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (tH5fk)
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It would be interesting if Obama ended up passing before Trump.
All living presidents go to the funerals of another president.
I could imagine Trump up there, "And now, let me break out this printout of an email Obama sent to Hillary on her secret server..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (q80AH)
Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny. Lots of running quickly away from Michael I guess.
AIDS
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (5aX2M)
You're being generous in calling the 24/7 river of gibberish "information"
Finding the sliver of reality is an ever increasing task
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (T6t7i)
Just peeked.
Yup, coke.
He's got that angry glare thing goin' on - is someone not letting him be clear?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:56 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (QJ8Jo)
Well who else do you put in chains? You want maybe Katie Hill?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (Kpl3J)
Marginally...marginally easier on the eyes than that fucking scrubbing bubble maddow.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2019 12:56 PM (9Om/r)
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar.
Posted by: Marc Antony at October 25, 2019 12:56 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (r/ECC)
~~~~~
He really does look like crap.
Good.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 25, 2019 12:56 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 12:56 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (r/ECC)
They say people in love tend to lose weight.
Posted by: Richard Branson at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (QDnY+)
Cheetahs are also the only big cats to have to be trained to hunt by their parents. Since they're born without the killer instinct, some are kept as pets in Africa.
Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 12:56 PM (xPl2J)
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So he's holding back on the narcissism today, I see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: wth at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (36o+X)
it would be pretty boss if I pulled that off tho, you gotta admit
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (q1Pj5)
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Long time. They don't like to stay buried. Come up out of the ground first Tuesday after the first Monday of November every other year.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (xmKbk)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (PbpT7)
I humbly propose the newsletter be titled the "Gayball Gazette."
Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (XiVKO)
Good thoughts. Ace should steal them.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (jYnPD)
Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny. Lots of running quickly away from Michael I guess.
AIDS
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (vWMNq)
for a man his age to be noticeably *losing* weight, when he was never overweight - that's odd, to say the least.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Ian S.
Where is his wedding ring?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Goldberg, Podhoretz, et. al. at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)
or would you require it to go further uphill - Comey, Lynch, Rice, Barkey also?
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (C6xeQ)
Trump has to know that the Deep State will never give him a moment's peace for the rest of his life, for the sin of stopping the Clinton crime empire in its tracks. They will go after his kids and his close associates as well. They will not stop.
Because of this, and the fact that he is a counterpuncher extraordinaire, he must know that he has one chance to use the instruments of the State to crush his foes through the justice system. Once he leaves office, he's on his own. Unfortunately, I don't trust that a President Pence will have his back on this one.
If he's going to counterattack, he must go Michael Corleone on them ASAP.
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Yes. I think the window for half measures was slammed shut on the dems by the dems when the didn't stop after mueller. Its clear they will never stop. Even after trump is dead.
But I am still curious what the average hordo or hordette would be willing to settle for, if settling were an option.
I anticipate the majority will want blood.
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (C6xeQ)
356
Coke.
Posted by: John Cocktoasten at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (tH5fk)
Coke + meth. Did he smile?
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (mpXpK)
Not watching the funeral. Work, but I couldn't GAF, but lets go with work. How is this in comparison to the Wellstone funeral?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (Dh1wo)
https://tinyurl.com/y3e4tlth
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (DJFLF)
Unfortunately, it was recovered from the Tiber (wood floats) and will be back in St. Peter's for Sunday Mass, under guard.
Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Lulu at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (36o+X)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (36o+X)
CLIMATE CHANGE! WE EAT THE BABIES FOR CLIMATE CHANGE!
Posted by: that planted wierdo at an AOC town-hall at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (XiVKO)
The AIDS diet?
Posted by: garrett
It's not a diet, it's a live-it!!!
Posted by: Barack Obama, Viral Weight Loss Entrepreneur at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (PbpT7)
THE GREAT EWOK ESCAPE - (2021)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (rSy9P)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (iuFgi)
++++++++++++
Stuck in his sister's cooch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (e/H31)
Survey: Would you allow Brennan and Clapper to skate if they rolled on and delivered Hillary! / Blumenthal et al?
or would you require it to go further uphill - Comey, Lynch, Rice, Barkey also?
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (C6xeQ)
Nope. I would offer them a lesser sentence. They can have solitary confinement for life.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Barry Obama at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: irright at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Tarzan at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (q1Pj5)
We're better like that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Chris M
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For ordinary people, who have some innate possession of character and integrity, honesty, morality, etc., that fact, that reality is very difficult to grasp. Most of them don't.
Even personal life-changing experiences often are not enough for them to understand that. Like her/hate her, Tulsi Gabbard is learning that (perhaps), but it is easy to see that she is resisting the full realization that she is in company of filth.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: The Right Honourable Sir Elijah Cummungous
I just call him the space cowboy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (7HtZB)
You'd think they'd remember this.
Posted by: a witch wearing a false nose at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Marco Rubio's garbage pinning for its ewok at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (3cfl2)
356 Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny. Lots of running quickly away from Michael I guess.
Posted by: Ian S.
Where is his wedding ring?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (iuFgi)
being carried by a midget to the gates of mordor
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (PbpT7)
I humbly propose the newsletter be titled the "Gayball Gazette."
Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (XiVKO)
We will need subtlety to evade the guards. Perhaps "Guns Tits".
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (QJ8Jo)
That's gotta be a low fence...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (7HtZB)
Then I guess the next step of the purge will be put in place.
It started with eliminating wooden objects.
Bergoglio must have a short memory. He seems to have forgotten what happened to Il Duce.
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (rSy9P)
Not as long as it takes to get them to stop voting!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (iuFgi)
He's wearing it ... uh ... elsewhere.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (YqDXo)
Is it a paid speaking gig, their worth is only 300 million so I imagine they don't give away their condolences for free.
Posted by: Alice McD at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (2CtSR)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Marco Rubio's garbage pinning for its ewok at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (3cfl2)
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He hasn't called in a while, has he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM
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I know, right? What have they ever done for us?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM
This.
Posted by: Carthagians at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (y/dna)
>>>I'm looking forward to watching you try and jump that fence on a stolen Vespa.
it would be pretty boss if I pulled that off tho, you gotta admit
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (PbpT7)
You gotta lose the handlebar tassels, though.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (WI7YS)
350 We were talking about the "statue" that got pitched into the Tiber
by righteous Catholic Italians. I found the image, looks more like it
belongs on a Kahlua label:
https://tinyurl.com/y3e4tlth
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (DJFLF)
Unfortunately, it was recovered from the Tiber (wood floats) and will be back in St. Peter's for Sunday Mass, under guard.
Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (7HtZB)
I hope the next pope isn't as left wing SJW loving fool like Frankie is. If it is, I can't see how the Catholic Church (Church, not faith) survives.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (CLteG)
Nope. I would offer them a lesser sentence. They can have solitary confinement for life.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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Ah. Downgraded from Lamp Post?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (CDGwz)
I'm looking forward to watching you try and jump that fence on a stolen Vespa."
That's gotta be a low fence...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
The Lesser Escape
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (aKsyK)
Not as long as it takes to get them to stop voting!
lol
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 01:02 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:02 PM (rSy9P)
We're better like that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (GbPPJ)
++++++++++++++
In fairness, we have a great combination of people who are pretty smart and wanting to talk and figure things out, and they're a bunch of pillow-biting idiots on the take.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 01:02 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (N39Ws)
Red Frankie is installing commies to the College of Cardinals. The College is the body that chooses the Pope. He is insuring that the RCC goes full commie.
But Jesus and Mary may have another idea.
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 01:02 PM (DJFLF)
The state of pantslessness begets keen insight into airflow detection. WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING AROUND HERE.
Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (XiVKO)
That meerkat was the cutest thing ever!
My husband teases me because I want a baby goat, a miniature horse, and a meerkat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (ptqGC)
I can even hear the theme music in my head now.
duh duh duh-duh-duh
Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (iuFgi)
........
maybe the divorce rumors were true.
Posted by: wth at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (v0R5T)
In fairness, we have a great combination of people who are pretty smart and wanting to talk and figure things out, and they're a bunch of pillow-biting idiots on the take.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 01:02 PM (e/H31)
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And then there's me.
Have I told you about my lord and savior, Prometheus?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (rSy9P)
add a hedgehog and we're twinsies!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM
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I humbly propose the newsletter be titled the "Gayball Gazette."
Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM
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We will need subtlety to evade the guards. Perhaps "Guns Tits".
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM
"Pudding Cups"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (y/dna)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (CLteG)
I like the way this guy thinks!
Posted by: Peter Delecto at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (7HtZB)
like at the same level as the fence"
Like the Sheryl Crow vid of "Steve McQueen" featuring quick cuts and camera angles of a 6" jump?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (6qErC)
Whoa, did she actually say that at Cummings' funeral?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (bDqIh)
Shakespeare was good at that sort of thing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (Kpl3J)
But Jesus and Mary may have another idea.
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 01:02 PM (DJFLF)
Ah, Pope Francis Sin-Ultra strikes again. Heaven help our Catholic brothers and sisters.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM
How many times do I have to say it?!
Posted by: Winston Wolf at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (WI7YS)
Projection again. Hillary is the very embodiment of Jezebel right down to her husband Ahab. I'm looking forward to the dogs eating her body outside the city gates.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Heh. Yeah, I always seek out Hillary when I'm looking for moral guidance.
As I point out from time to time, during the Lewinsky affair the WH press office reported that Jesse Jackson was present with the Clintons, 'Providing spiritual guidance'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Orson at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (1Pw+A)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGCjpkewg5g
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (rSy9P)
+++++++++++++
And with the gorgeous and pouty Hope Sandoval, here's another:
https://youtu.be/O9UHvh9Zr_Q
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (iuFgi)
He's wearing it ... uh ... elsewhere.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (YqDXo)
They all say it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Posted by: Sex Sent Me To The ER at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (N39Ws)
The "smile" comment was for checking for "meth mouth"
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: BignJames at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
His mom escaped the fate of Huffman, etal then?
Posted by: Boswell at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: McCool at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (ptqGC)
Obama with the fake southern HALF-black accent
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: DR.WTF
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The lead-in, Act I, is defenestration.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (87EdW)
No Pants Journal
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (q80AH)
I saw a link to a movie review to that one online recently (didn't watch it) under the heading, "Movies So Bad they Killed a Franchise".
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (CDGwz)
In the form of a joint.
Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (QE8X6)
-
SOMEBODY SHOULD DO SOMETHING!!!
- Lindsay Graham, Chairman Judiciary Committee
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (nsE7Q)
In fairness, we have a great combination of people who are pretty smart and wanting to talk and figure things out, and they're a bunch of pillow-biting idiots on the take.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 01:02 PM (e/H31)
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And then there's me.
Have I told you about my lord and savior, Prometheus?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (q80AH)
False god!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (q80AH)
I saw a link to a movie review to that one online recently (didn't watch it) under the heading, "Movies So Bad they Killed a Franchise".
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (Kpl3J)
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Considering there was another movie in the franchise after it...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (q80AH)
Jezebel right down to her husband Ahab. I'm looking forward to the dogs
eating her body outside the city gates.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (aS1PU)
I am looking forward to pissing on her grave.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (rSy9P)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (iuFgi)
Join us on the dark side!
The Protestants!
Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: eleven at October 25, 2019 01:08 PM (tH5fk)
Jezebel right down to her husband Ahab. I'm looking forward to the dogs
eating her body outside the city gates.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (aS1PU)
I am looking forward to pissing on her grave.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (jYnPD)
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She'll outlive us all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:08 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: DR.WTF
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Nope. Not touching it. We'll stick to the bull pizzles, thanks.
Posted by: The Dogs at October 25, 2019 01:08 PM (oqrJk)
Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2019 01:08 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (WI7YS)
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Word. When Jezebel is referenced again in Revelation, one of the primary offenses was her insistence that the Hebrews of her time keep their God-worship to only the Sabbath, and that it was permissible, if not REQUIRED, that they follow all the pagan rituals she and Ahab enforced throughout the rest of the week, in order to be permitted to work, participate in commerce, etc...
WHO IS IT that more exemplifies the lifestyle of "put on my Christian beliefs on Sunday and then take all that crap off before Monday hits?"
Hillary is a damned snake. I think she's got a kundalini possession, to boot, but that's another story...
Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 01:08 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (87EdW)
+++++++++++++
The Gauche Gazette
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (rSy9P)
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (nsE7Q)
Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (gmo/4)
Japanese Americans in the FDR internment camps got to do newsletters, I think out in the open. So I don't see why we wouldn't be allowed to.
There is a nationally traveling exhibit of all the amazing art and furniture they created, from random bits of wood or stone or whatever they could find, to beautify their barracks. So lots for us to do in the camps together.
Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (Ct55T)
Have I told you about my lord and savior, Prometheus?
=======
Seriously I think the alien series is about the devil becoming material and attempting to take over the universe and remake it in his own image and likeness. Cause the ending of Covenant.
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (C5SVV)
HUGE HUGE HUGE
https://tinyurl.com/yyz2lgvs
HUGE HUGE HUGE
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (aR6C/)
So it's huge?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (KZzsI)
But Amazonian Bp. José Luis Azcona of Marajó in the Amazon region disagrees, confirming that "Pachamama" is a pagan goddess and denouncing the rituals in the Vatican.
In those rituals there is the devil, there is magic, he said in a sermon given Oct. 16 in Brazil.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (WI7YS)
He's trying to engineer a takeover of the thread
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (CDGwz)
Until the revelations about his bastard child with an organization underling came out. It was like Comedy Club material.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 01:08 PM (XiVKO)
Kundalini Alfredo is right tasty.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (iuFgi)
Join us on the dark side!
The Protestants!
Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (gmo/4)
"Pffft!"
- - The Weather Controllers
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (ptqGC)
Unless you have a problem with rattlesnakes you do NOT want a baby goat. They grow up to be big goats and are a big nuisance. Besides, they are considered a "farm animal" and are probably prohibited in a residential neighborhood.
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)
No.
Posted by: MSM at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)
The dam is starting to break:
HUGE HUGE HUGE
https://tinyurl.com/yyz2lgvs
HUGE HUGE HUGE
Sydney Powell is a treasure.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (C5SVV)
I am glad I did not watch Covenant, then.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (jYnPD)
The Protestants!
Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (gmo/4)
Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem
[bonk]
Posted by: Monks at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (q1Pj5)
Maybe they'll see it is being spun at other leftist outlets and follow suit.
Speaks volumes.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (iw59Q)
Honey's Dead is a great LP.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (rSy9P)
-
IIRC that one was a fairly decent commercial success, too. Pretty interesting to ponder those things with the benefit of hindsight.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (nsE7Q)
Posted by: IC at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (CDGwz)
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Try imagining that meeting. Either it was the most awkward 15 minutes in history or they spent it over Scotch and blow yukking it up about the gullible rubes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (oqrJk)
Have I told you about my lord and savior, Prometheus?
=======
Seriously I think the alien series is about the devil becoming material and attempting to take over the universe and remake it in his own image and likeness. Cause the ending of Covenant.
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (C5SVV)
=========
Retconning a bunch of stuff in that idea, but the devil would then be David the android.
On the whole, I do think David is a more interesting antagonist than the xenomorph.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (q80AH)
--
We are our brothers' keepers! It says so in the Bible!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM
****
How many times has he said "I" so far?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (axyOa)
The Masshole Weld says that he would easily vote for Biden over Trump.
These weasels never cease to amaze me.
Posted by: Cheri at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (oiNtH)
HUGE HUGE HUGE
https://tinyurl.com/yyz2lgvs
HUGE HUGE HUGE
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (aR6C/)
So it's huge?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)
But is it YYUUUGGE?
Posted by: Fox2! at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (PwmMm)
I think she's possessed with something. Normal people go and witness voodoo rituals on their honeymoon?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (6qErC)
"I made those edits you requested...."
HUGE HUGE HUGE
https://tinyurl.com/yyz2lgvs
HUGE HUGE HUGE
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Dtf6
In 1980, when Bernadine Dohrn (gf of Bill Ayers) turned herself in, she said "by every means necessary, I remain committed to the struggle." Yeah, her pal, Obama, in the White House.
Posted by: FloridaMan at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (B8eTP)
Posted by: monkey at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (CLteG)
Camp newsletter should be titled: The Winston Wolfe Warning
well, juding by the wolfe pit youtube channel, the wolfe warning would primarily involve microwaving breaded things.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (sGtp+)
My favorite suggestion yet. Seconded.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (KZzsI)
2h
Breaking Poll: 52% Say Impeachment Is Political Stunt by Democrats - 59% Say It's a Waste of Time
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (BqBId)
[bonk]
Posted by: Monks at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (q1Pj5)
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (jYnPD)
He's trying to engineer a takeover of the thread
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (6qErC)
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We're post 400 comments. It's anything goes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (q80AH)
Hard as hell to find an original LP issue for under $85 or so.
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (rSy9P)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (ECrgQ)
__________
Not meth. Meth messes up your looks. Barky is way too vain to risk that.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (k4dH2)
My favorite part of that story was how he announced he would take time off to contemplate his sins on, like, a Thursday and he was back in business the following Tuesday. Apparently it only took a long weekend to emotionally wrap that whole episode up, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko updates the punchline at October 25, 2019 01:14 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 25, 2019 01:14 PM (NFEMn)
HUGE HUGE HUGE
https://tinyurl.com/yyz2lgvs
HUGE HUGE HUGE
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (aR6C/)
So it's huge?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)
But is it YYUUUGGE?
Posted by: Fox2! at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (PwmMm)
I prefer "Girthy".
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 25, 2019 01:14 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 25, 2019 01:14 PM (NFEMn)
492 486 The dam is starting to break:
HUGE HUGE HUGE
https://tinyurl.com/yyz2lgvs
HUGE HUGE HUGE
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (aR6C/)
So it's huge?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)
But is it YYUUUGGE?
Posted by: Fox2! at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (PwmMm)
Ooh baby, you're the hugest ever!
Posted by: That's What She Said at October 25, 2019 01:14 PM (q1Pj5)
I have a feeling that the left is going to go even more apoplectic and super soon.
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 25, 2019 01:15 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (C5SVV)
I am glad I did not watch Covenant, then.
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It is truly a ringing endorsement against "science".
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 01:15 PM (GdcNY)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (iuFgi)
Join us on the dark side!
The Protestants!
Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (gmo/4)
Every new Lutheran gets a free one-year subscription to the "Lutheran Satire" YouTube channel.
Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 01:15 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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During 1300's when the church was falling into corruption, the chronicler Henry of Hereford wrote, "Look...at the dangerous situation of those in their charge, and tremble!"
Sadly, very very sadly, I begin to have the same feelings about the leadership of the Methodist Church.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:15 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (KZzsI)
Yep. This is why I never take seriously any poll of adults. Gotta be narrowed to registered voters at least.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 01:15 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (rSy9P)
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Dang. Out of curiosity, does that include European sources, too?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 25, 2019 01:15 PM (nsE7Q)
Yes, it's obvious that the Marc Antony speech indicts Brutus and the traitors of Caesar, not Caesar. But it's worded beautifully to disguise that at first. I posted it more to show that eulogies have been weaponized and politicized for a long time, than I did to say that is what the sycophants at the Cummings funeral are doing. They are trying to get slight digs at Trump in, but that is different.
Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 01:16 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (bDqIh)
That's right, I'd forgotten that. And years later he was being a deadbeat on child support.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 01:16 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 25, 2019 01:17 PM (nsE7Q)
Any comments from Lurker on this?
Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 01:17 PM (eAZVt)
The Best.
I hope that some media people will wind up in jail or at least bankrupted by process. The FUSION GPS people, must, at least, be ruined.
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 01:17 PM (AiJOH)
Posted by: Mitt Romney
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Sewer trout, who swam upstream into political life.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:17 PM (xSo9G)
Me neither.
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at October 25, 2019 01:18 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2019 01:18 PM (WI7YS)
Any comments from Lurker on this?
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Polls don't mean sh!+
Posted by: smirking smurker at October 25, 2019 01:18 PM (AiJOH)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at October 25, 2019 01:18 PM (vWMNq)
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Err...ahh...love the one she's with...err...ahh...love the one he's with...err...ahh...whatever!
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at October 25, 2019 01:18 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 25, 2019 01:19 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 25, 2019 01:19 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2019 01:20 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: klaftern at October 25, 2019 01:22 PM (RuIsu)
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Exactly.
the underlying theme is the sin of pride
the devils sin
man's sin
David is the inversion of Christ - and he means to re-populate the cosmos with his creation
"David".
"Covenant".
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 01:25 PM (Fl7Ab)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (KZzsI)
As I understand it, these people were not "bribing colleges" to take their crotch-fruit; they were bribing individuals or hiring fixers to game the admissions system to ensure their kids got a place, thereby denying entry spots to more qualified kids whose parents didn't game the system.
Bribing colleges has always been legal. Donate 50 million bucks to Evergreen U. to build "Taylor Hall", and your kid will be given a ride and degree.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2019 01:32 PM (QugKX)
Posted by: IanDeal at October 25, 2019 01:39 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 01:48 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: mediapostate at October 25, 2019 02:20 PM (9T5fu)
Posted by: Sam Beezi at October 25, 2019 02:26 PM (ktjoK)
Posted by: whig at October 25, 2019 02:56 PM (MItID)
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Dtf6
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (YqDXo)
Disagree. Obama was a street free agent, and was picked up on waivers by his Communist uncle figure as a young teen.
But in fairness, Obama rose through the ranks to the top rather quickly, as only a Manchurian Candidate could
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 25, 2019 06:15 PM (sy5kK)
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