Clinton Crime Family Associate Sydney Blumenthal Attempted to Stop Publication of Lee Smith's Book Exposing RussiaGate

Hillary Clinton's Master of Whispers, her chief conspiracy theorist, doesn't like his handiwork being exposed.



Clinton family associate Sidney Blumenthal has made legal threats to the publisher of a forthcoming book featuring allegations against Democrats in connection with the Russia investigation in an attempt to stop publication, Fox News has learned.

A source familiar with the matter told Fox News that Blumenthal claimed the book -- "The Plot Against the President: The True Story of How Congressman Devin Nunes Uncovered the Biggest Political Scandal in U.S. History," by Lee Smith -- was defamatory.


"Blumenthal tried to stop it from being published," the source told Fox News, saying the Hillary Clinton confidant sent threatening letters to Smith and publisher Center Street, a division of Hachette Book Group.

Oh, Blumenthal says it defames him?

Well you sold me. I just pre-ordered it.

One thousand NeverTrumpers living entirely in their liberal media and liberal "Republican" listserv cocoons (and up their own asses too) just heard for the very first time that Sydney Blumenthal wrote the first "reports" of what would later be called, for promotional purposes, the "Steele" Dossier.

Had they ever bothered to read something besides Jake Tapper's timeline, they would know that, but they don't, so they don't.

I'm sure they're all quite out to sea about this Joseph Mifsud business, or about Sidney Powell's revelations.

Jake Tapper didn't tweet about it so they just don't know about this stuff.

And they're not even bothering trying to play catch-up. They'll just repeat whatever spin Jake Tapper offers them.

And speaking of liberal Republicans' cocoons, which are just as stultifying and smothering as the main liberal media cocoon:

Would you say that your average conservative commentators -- I stress "commentator," one paid to be fluent in conservative thought -- should already know that Lindsey Graham is viewed very suspiciously due to his utter failure to actually call any witnesses in, well, any matter at all?

Even if you don't agree with that -- and I really think you should agree with that, but even if you don't -- you'd agree that a paid "conservative" pundit should be familiar with this frustration?

That a paid allegedly professional "conservative" pundit should not have to learn very basic things about What Conservatives Think very late in the proceedings from Twitter?

You agree?

Well, here's Jonah Goldberg, amazed and astounded by the news brought to him by RedState that many people think that Lindsey Graham is, like many of McCain's liberal allies, stealthily assisting the liberals and the DeepState while pretending at being a conservative ally of Trump's:



You're just learning that, huh, Big Guy?

Some have said that Jonah Goldberg "speaks social conservatism as a second language." Well, I'd say he speaks all conservatism as a second language -- he's a corporate-supremacist pop libertarian at best -- and he refuses to do any sort of outside-the-classroom reading in the language he's faking. Leaving his language skills very stunted and stammering.

You're very good at your job aren't you? You've bluffed and swiped your nepot way through life and now you're too old to hide behind the fascade of just being a young squirt. You're expected to actually work and show results, and you just can't be bothered, can you?

I've long been amazed at National Review and other magazines which seem to demonstrate absolutely zero knowledge of the conservative media -- they only seem to know what's being claimed in The Atlantic, the Times, Jake Tapper's twitter timeline, etc.

I suppose they believe that means "they're outside the conservative bubble."

Well, if you wanted to show you were outside of bubbles, you'd be conversant with all sorts of strains of thought and lines of reportage.

You don't show you're "outside the conservative bubble" by never reading anything but liberal sources like Slate and the NYT. That just means you're inside the liberal bubble, like every other liberal.

I continue to be absolutely baffled by people who can only write about ideas already fully promulgated and propagated by the liberal media.

We already have Jake Tapper's twitter tlmeline.

If you're only capable of reacting to things Jake Tapper tweets, what the everloving fuck do we need you for?

Why not just cut out the parasitic middlemen? It pains me to give him this compliment -- but Jake Tapper is better at giving me the Jake Tapper view of the world than his "conservative" followers and echoers.

We don't need the Asnes Chair of Liberty and Tacos to summarize it for us each day.

The fact is, if we want Morning Joe, we can watch Morning Joe. We don't need to fund or read "conservative" magazines that just deliver Morning Joe: The Print Version hours after the fact.

You know, I've long wondered why all the #SalonHot25 all follow and frequently interact with Vox's "reporter on the GOP and White Supremacism" (what a giveaway) Jane Coaston.

Now I think I know why:

They follow her because otherwise they would literally never encounter a thought from a conservative. They scan her timeline -- a supposed running commentary on what the Crazies on the Right are saying, curated by a very hard left progressive -- to keep tabs on what those Deplorable Conservatives are thinking and writing.

And otherwise: they just wouldn't know.

Lee Smith's book The Plot Against the President gets released in four days, on October 29th.

Someone tip Jane Coaston about its release, so that Jonah will hear about it in a day or two.

Reminded: When someone suggested to Jonah that he read Mollie Hemingway's book on Kavanaugh -- after it had been out for a week or two, and while it was the number one nonfiction book in the country -- Jonah said, either snarkily or earnestly, that he had not heard of it, but would maybe check it out.

As N.L. Urker reminds us:

9 Has Jonah G heard about Mollie Hemingway's book yet?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at

Well, if Vox reviews it, maybe he'll check that out. Otherwise, not interested!

Update: Bonchie at RedState replies:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:02 PM




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1 1?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 25, 2019 12:02 PM (ECrgQ)

2 Wow. That was unexpected.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 25, 2019 12:02 PM (ECrgQ)

3 Bang the Gong!

Posted by: you heard it here first at October 25, 2019 12:03 PM (w7KSn)

4 Meep meep!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 25, 2019 12:03 PM (S7G7F)

5 Cool

Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2019 12:04 PM (axyOa)

6 Corgis called.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 25, 2019 12:04 PM (ECrgQ)

7 I hope PDT arrests all the coup plotters

Posted by: Jmel at October 25, 2019 12:05 PM (K7CHD)

8 This Blumenthal is quite creepy and oily, no?

Posted by: Grima Wormtongue at October 25, 2019 12:05 PM (RD7QR)

9 Has Jonah G heard about Mollie Hemingway's book yet?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 25, 2019 12:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

10 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:06 PM (q80AH)

11 Sydney Blumenthal, another disgusting piece of Clintonista human excrement. The list is endless.

Posted by: Old Dude at October 25, 2019 12:06 PM (LGXGf)

12 just heard for the very first time that Sydney Blumenthal wrote the
first "reports" of what would later be called, for promotional purposes,
the "Steele" Dossier.


Jonah should have read his own comment sections on NR. I said over and over and over that Blumenthal wrote the dossier then washed it through a foreigner to get a FISA from the moment that it's existence hit the news. Seemed pretty obvious to me.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (nRWPy)

13 Helloooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (NWiLs)

14
Blumenthal's son is a vicious Jew-hater. Sadly, the worst of the worst include way too many accidentally born of Jewish parents.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (zBaqJ)

15 Slimy Sid? The one who's so odious that Obummer refused to let him in his administration? That Sid??

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (X+a7J)

16 OT but....Really interesting article in Harpers about the ruling WASPS. One small area talked about how Harry Reid recruited Obama to run for pres after only 2 years in the senate because he knew Hillary would be an electoral disaster. He sure was prescient!
https://tinyurl.com/yxhtsxay

Posted by: keena at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (GkIIL)

17 Would not be surprised if McCain's buddy, David Kramer, who was also friends w Glenn Simpson, will also be implicated in the Black Ledger/Manafort imbedded into PT's campaign. Lindsey knows that and needs to protect his bff.

Posted by: Ever at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (ZZDMQ)

18 Rush seems to be quite excited this morning.

Posted by: Galil at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (Pzzpr)

19 Soon Dorking Dorker will tell us the polls shows this is not true. OOOOOPS Banana Shitcrazy Guy

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (BqBId)

20 Hi Insom!


Smoooooch!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (S7G7F)

21 For a defamation case to win, wouldn't you have to prove that the accusations are inaccurate?

Funny how Clinton is accused of launching a smear campaign against Trump -- with AMPLE evidence to back that up -- and is suing to hush that story as "defamation" in the same week she accused several people of being Russian agents.

This chick is seriously deranged or unbelievably malevolent.

Posted by: red speck at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (nrC0n)

22 18 Rush seems to be quite excited this morning.
Posted by: Galil at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (Pzzpr)

=========

Criminal investigations into political enemies (that they fully deserve, by the way) can have that effect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (q80AH)

23 15
Slimy Sid? The one who's so odious that Obummer refused to let him in his administration? That Sid??


If only Hillary had known!

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (T6t7i)

24 The counter counter coup is already in full swing.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (KNsKs)

25 422
Caramel Apple Strudel ...


Willowed ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (vWMNq)

26
I just sent him a Tweet telling him to check out the HQ for some good material for him to plagiarize.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (zBaqJ)

27 I guess this means Durham is right over the target.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (vWMNq)

28 "Clinton family associate Sidney Blumenthal"

Oh, c'mon now. He's at least a Capo, maybe even Consigliere.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (jp0Bv)

29 And I thought John Dean was slimey. Sid beats them all.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (q1Pj5)

30 You don't show you're "outside the conservative bubble" by never reading anything but liberal sources like Slate and the NYT. That just means you're inside the liberal bubble, like every other liberal.
+++++++++++
Ding. Ding. Ding. Kill shot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (e/H31)

31 20 Hi Insom!


Smoooooch!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (S7G7F)

Ahhhhh... Needed that!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

32 This chick is seriously deranged or unbelievably malevolent.

Posted by: red speck at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (nrC0n)

Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (IttZ7)

33 En fuego ace is the best ace.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (0eE0g)

34 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:10 PM (tjClK)

35 30 You don't show you're "outside the conservative bubble" by never reading anything but liberal sources like Slate and the NYT. That just means you're inside the liberal bubble, like every other liberal.
+++++++++++
Ding. Ding. Ding. Kill shot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (e/H31)

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Why would he go anywhere else? Reality has a liberal bias, dontchaknow?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:10 PM (q80AH)

36 How many people in the MFM know the Russia hoax is, in fact, a hoax and a crime but have pressed on anyhow?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 25, 2019 12:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

37 En fuego ace is the best ace.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (0eE0g)


Seriously. Is there a time he's not en fuego?

Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (tjClK)

38 36 How many people in the MFM know the Russia hoax is, in fact, a hoax and a crime but have pressed on anyhow?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 25, 2019 12:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

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All of them.

The flip side is that they don't know anything about what actually happened. They just know what Rachel Maddow was spouting for two years verbatim.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (q80AH)

39 Sydney Blumenthal another one of those assholes who belongs in jail.

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (mpXpK)

40 Jonah speaks social conservatism with a French accent.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (Z1ykJ)

41 37 En fuego ace is the best ace.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 25, 2019 12:09 PM (0eE0g)

Seriously. Is there a time he's not en fuego?
Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (tjClK)

========

When he hasn't eaten in four weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (q80AH)

42 From the sidebar, I had to google search to see who Matt K Lewis was - ah, a liberal reporter for the Daily Beast, who also contributes to CNN. Why the fuk would anyone ever think of him as a "conservative"??? Why would CPAC even let him through the door? Might as well give the CPAC award to Rachel Maddow and be done with it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (Kpl3J)

43 Well, it's simple.

Since the bellybutton window hasn't been invented yet, those with their heads planted firmly inside their assholes can't see a fucking thing.

Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (tjClK)

44 Righteous rant, ace!

Also hilarious: this t-shirt attempting to own Trump's insult.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yygvmygu

This is not how it's done, fellas. LOLGF!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (bDqIh)

45 33
En fuego ace is the best ace.


So where did we land on the upgrade to flaming skulls? Cause if Brennan ends up in a landfill, we're going to want to be prepared. And that doesn't even consider the metaphysical purity of Hillary or Obama in jail (which won't happen, but still).

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (T6t7i)

46 Blumenthal needs to quit clutching his peeeeaaarrllls.

Posted by: wanking wanker at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (XQupF)

47 the Asnes Chair of Liberty and Tacos


This is why I can't ever seem to quit AoS.

Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (XiVKO)

48 Democracy dies in some darkness. Other darkness is plum good for democracy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (+y/Ru)

49 Top 50?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (ClOmq)

50 How many people in the MFM know the Russia hoax is, in fact, a hoax and a crime but have pressed on anyhow?

Limbaugh thinks most of them genuinely don't know, they believe their own narrative. The MSNBC chick interviewing Gaetz clearly hadn't heard that a Ukranian court had found the Bidens to be corrupt, among many other contra-narrative facts.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (ZGrMX)

51 >>>40 Jonah speaks social conservatism with a French accent.


je suis offense'!

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (PbpT7)

52 Somewhere Sid is furiously trying to figure out how to buy up all the copies on behalf of his mistress without putting it on the NYT Best Smeller list.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 25, 2019 12:12 PM (37IEG)

53 Sid Vicious has somehow skated on all of that malignant pinworm's treachery, doubtlessly with protection from the Clinton Crime Family because he feeds The Beast's insatiable appetite for gossip. Even Gaylord didn't trust that maggot but Queef Diane couldn't shake the odd appeal of needledicked Rasputin.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (y7DUB)

54 David Reaboi? Never heard of him.

Posted by: WashEx at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (NVYyb)

55 This chick is seriously deranged or unbelievably malevolent.
Posted by: red speck at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (nrC0n)

Embrace the power of "and".

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (ECrgQ)

56 I'm fine with people reading non-conservative sources (even left-leaning ones). There's a lot of news that gets covered by places like Huffington Post which doesn't get even mentioned here, and vice versa.

The problem is that guys like Goldberg and others seem to get their news exclusively from these sources, while ignoring say OAN or other less leftist organizations.

Its as bad as me ignoring any news source other than here and whatever trickles through social media. Except I don't present myself as a pundit, I am not claiming to have a job of analyzing or presenting news.

They are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (KZzsI)

57 16
OT but....Really interesting article in Harpers about the ruling WASPS.
One small area talked about how Harry Reid recruited Obama to run for
pres after only 2 years in the senate because he knew Hillary would be
an electoral disaster. He sure was prescient!

https://tinyurl.com/yxhtsxay



Posted by: keena at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (GkIIL)


Obama was a Red Diaper Baby born, bred, raised, and trained to be a Manchurian Candidate from day one.

Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Dtf68)

58 The flip side is that they don't know anything about what actually happened. They just know what Rachel Maddow was spouting for two years verbatim.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (q80AH)

I seriously believe that the majority of them are little more then stenographers, people who are too stupid to have even a single thought of their own, and who make a living from endlessly and mindlessly regurgitating what they're told to say by their keepers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)

59 As I've always said - open up any Clinton Shit hole and at the bottom of everyone is Sid Vicious, looking up at you with a shovel.

Posted by: Boswell at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (32YRo)

60 All the shell games with liberal money tire me. Just come out and admit you're a liberal already.

Posted by: pookysgirl, subject of grand schemes at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (XKZwp)

61 40 Jonah speaks social conservatism with a French accent.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 25, 2019 12:11 PM (Z1ykJ)

[makes sarcastic noise] [purses lips] [lights Galoise]

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, frog at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (RD7QR)

62 Jonah should have read his own comment sections on NR. I said over and over and over that Blumenthal wrote the dossier then washed it through a foreigner to get a FISA from the moment that it's existence hit the news. Seemed pretty obvious to me.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 25, 2019 12:07 PM (nRWPy)
++++++++++++++++
I suspect it may well have been - to use Clapper's words - a "tapestry" of content, e.g., from various sources.

Sources like Blumenthal. And probably Glenn Simpson. And probably several others.

None of them are "reliable" though, thus they went to the Steele Laundromat to clean it up and make it "reliable" before feeding it to different organizations so it could confirm itself.

This is called, to use a dirty word, a "conspiracy" and if folks like Lee Smith and Dan Bongino can pull together the great work of folks like John Solomon and Chuck Ross and so in public, loudly, then it also means the conspirators were (or became) pretty sloppy.

Fuck off, Sid. Anyone who's been paying half-attention knows the score. Just because the government is built entirely of corruption and as a result you will not get the punishment that you and your ilk richly deserve (and we the people will not get the justice that we have earned) does not mean you're not guilty and does not mean that everyone doesn't know it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (e/H31)

63 By the way, I read a report today that Democrats are telling Hillary Clinton to stay the hell out of the presidential race. Evidently they've had enough of her crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (KZzsI)

64 Lindsay Graham is a big time DIABLO, and has been ever since he has been in the Senate. He has tried to change lately but there is an old saying; "A tiger doesn't change his spots".

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (mpXpK)

65 ANNND Blumenthal was behind the entire Benghazi thing too. Hillary and Blumenthal were trying to cash in on Libya oil. She even had Quadaffi taken out on that one. Gun running, private servers, et al.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 25, 2019 12:15 PM (nRWPy)

66 >>Why the fuk would anyone ever think of him as a "conservative"??? Why would CPAC even let him through the door? Might as well give the CPAC award to Rachel Maddow and be done with it.


I think he used to write for Townhall?!?
Never paid much attention to him, but he did write for a conservative-ish site at one time.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:15 PM (bDqIh)

67 "Seriously. Is there a time he's not en fuego? "


Right after his weekly flea-dip.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 25, 2019 12:15 PM (cqNba)

68 I read a report today that Democrats are telling Hillary Clinton to stay
the hell out of the presidential race. Evidently they've had enough of
her crap.


That's no surprise. She's less likable than anal warts.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:15 PM (T6t7i)

69 Still waiting on the NeverTrump hot take on why Katie Hill should stay in office while Trump should not

Their liberal friends, at least, have a consistent position: Democrats are owed power and office.

What is the "sacred principle" that they will deploy to justify their position?

My money is on, "we're not going to call for her resignation until the Christian conservatives call for Trump's"

That is, it's your fault they can't uphold their "principles" all the time

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (+r7We)

70 Now that David French works for me I can copy his essays and I don't need Ace any longer. Please read this mornings effort, "A Passionate Defense Of Cuckholdry" regarding the conservative efforts to drive Katie Hill from the House.

Posted by: Jonah Goldbrick at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (NVYyb)

71 Lindsay Graham is a big time DIABLO, and has been ever since he has been in the Senate. He has tried to change lately but there is an old saying; "A tiger doesn't change his spots".
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (mpXpK)


LOL!

Posted by: Leopards Everywhere at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (tjClK)

72 "A tiger doesn't change his spots".
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (mpXpK)

Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (BiWEa)

73 Reminder: Bombing Libya was also Sid Vicious's idea, because he wanted Hillary to look tough.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (O7MnT)

74 I just can't figure out how someone gets work like Goldberg, Kristol and the rest. They don't report news. They don't really write much. They just... well the closest equivalent is blogging. "Here's my reaction to things."

Honestly who gives a crap what your reaction is?

I'm fine with people responding to events and giving their reaction, but why would someone pay 6 figures to someone to do so???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (KZzsI)

75 Is there a tell-all book about Blumenthal ?

Because he's begging for attention here.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (vWMNq)

76 Ace, you know Jonah's not going to read this, it doesn't have enough TV/movie references.

Posted by: redsweater at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (4LOJk)

77 One thousand NeverTrumpers living entirely in their liberal media and
liberal "Republican" listserv cocoons (and up their own asses too) just
heard for the very first time that Sydney Blumenthal wrote the first
"reports" of what would later be called, for promotional purposes, the
"Steele" Dossier.



__________



"That was actually all ghostwritten by me -- and that asshole Blumenthal still hasn't given me proper credit." -- Fusion Glenn Simpson

Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (WqPYg)

78 Taco Bell insanely removed the double-decker taco from their menu. They've added more items with that disgusting liquid cheese, though. Fuck those fucking fuckheads!

Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (eAZVt)

79 "A tiger doesn't change his spots".
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (mpXpK)
*********
Tigers don't have spots

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (BqBId)

80 I read a report today that Democrats are telling Hillary Clinton to stay
the hell out of the presidential race. Evidently they've had enough of
her crap.

That's no surprise. She's less likable than anal warts.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:15 PM (T6t7i)


Well, it IS three strikes and YOU'RE OUT.

Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:17 PM (tjClK)

81 #21 Chick?

Dockside bollard is more like it.

Posted by: torabora at October 25, 2019 12:17 PM (avIPN)

82 I just cancelled my Washington Examiner subscription.

Posted by: LASue at October 25, 2019 12:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

83 -
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Tigers don't have spots


Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM

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So he can't very well change them, can he?

Posted by: irright at October 25, 2019 12:17 PM (pMGkg)

84 The conservative case for eating your staffers and getting your husband laid.

Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:17 PM (tjClK)

85 DOES ANYONE REMEMBER JONAH GOLDBERG?

(No)

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (j3npP)

86 56 I'm fine with people reading non-conservative sources (even left-leaning ones). There's a lot of news that gets covered by places like Huffington Post which doesn't get even mentioned here, and vice versa."

I try to keep track of voices that have done well in the past. For instance, Matt Taibi of Rolling Stone consistently does good work, even if he is a leftist. The problem with so many MSM publications is that there's not even any thought behind them anymore, for instance any story from the NYT: Give me the topic and I can write everything they're going to say in my head before I read the first paragraph. They have become so banal and predictable that there is no point ever looking at them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (Kpl3J)

87 >>>ANNND Blumenthal was behind the entire Benghazi thing too. Hillary and Blumenthal were trying to cash in on Libya oil. She even had Quadaffi taken out on that one. Gun running, private servers, et al.

not just oil.

Mark Hemingway did this great article about people scrambling to prove which secret accounts contain money diverted to them by Qadaffi, because if they can prove that, they can collect huge finders fees for something like 60 billion dollars. The fees would run into the hundreds of millions.

That is, a court could seize the funds, but you need proof for that.

Apparently some people were attempting to use government connections to get the State Department to (illegally) give them information they could use for these purposes...

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (PbpT7)

88 Sid Vicious has somehow skated on all of that malignant pinworm's treachery, doubtlessly with protection from the Clinton Crime Family because he feeds The Beast's insatiable appetite for gossip. Even Gaylord didn't trust that maggot but Queef Diane couldn't shake the odd appeal of needledicked Rasputin.
Posted by: Captain Hate
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Ah...more poetry. I do enjoy this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (xSo9G)

89 Great rant, Ace.

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (H3c5F)

90 I seriously believe that the majority of them are
little more then stenographers, people who are too stupid to have even a
single thought of their own, and who make a living from endlessly and
mindlessly regurgitating what they're told to say by their keepers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)


You take that back. Go fuck yourself, San Diego!

Posted by: Ron Burgandy at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (q1Pj5)

91 It's actually astounding to think Jonah Goldberg hasn't heard of Mollie Hemingway's book.
I mean, if that doesn't prove these guys live in a hermetically sealed, soyboy, cuckified bubble which prevents them from seeing the real world as you and I know it ... I don't know what does?

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (HB5Gm)

92 let's praise lindsey when we can......we can all "spot" when he's backsliding

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (0O7c5)

93 The conservative case for The Paolo.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (ZGrMX)

94 >>>82 I just cancelled my Washington Examiner subscription.


ooh, thanks! Good call.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (PbpT7)

95 A tiger also does not change his underwear.

Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (QE8X6)

96 Hillary had Qadaffy rubbed out because he wouldn't pay up.

Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (Dtf68)

97 76
Ace, you know Jonah's not going to read this, it doesn't have enough TV/movie references.


Posted by: redsweater at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (4LOJk)

________


A simple headline addition would remedy that: Clinton Crime Family Associate and hot dog Sydney Blumenthal ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (WqPYg)

98 If one day God strikes twatter down with great vengeance, the media world will drop dead as they'll not know what to do since they'll have to actually WORK for a change.

Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (tjClK)

99 Re: Lindsey Graham, as I recall he's said that he's waiting for IG Horowitz's report before moving forward. Not judging that vis-a-vis the historical RINOsity of Graham one way or the other at this point, but on a stand-alone basis it does make a modicum of sense to me.

Posted by: csmats at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (X5VFN)

100 Miss Linsdey thinks it's enough just to make noise.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (88+cf)

101 >>> It's actually astounding to think Jonah Goldberg hasn't heard of Mollie Hemingway's book.

I assume he was just being a nasty Twitter soycuck, but then, that's scarcely better than honestly not knowing.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (PbpT7)

102 yeah yeah yeah spots is supposed to be stripes.

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (mpXpK)

103 79 Tigers don't have spots
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (BqBId)




And Lindsey is a Tiger ... said who ?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (vWMNq)

104 Good job Linn Ridge!! I knew you had it in you.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (Y4EXg)

105 91 It's actually astounding to think Jonah Goldberg hasn't heard of Mollie Hemingway's book.
I mean, if that doesn't prove these guys live in a hermetically sealed, soyboy, cuckified bubble which prevents them from seeing the real world as you and I know it ... I don't know what does?
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 25, 2019 12:18 PM (HB5Gm)

========

Why read The Federalist?

They don't do any original reporting like Jake Tapper.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (q80AH)

106 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TIGERS HAVE STRIPES AND LEOPARDS ARE THE KITTEHS WITH SPOTS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (/DuNp)

107 >>>Ace, you know Jonah's not going to read this, it doesn't have enough TV/movie references.

at least he can't swipe it

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (PbpT7)

108 Jane Coasten?

Posted by: John Cocktoasten at October 25, 2019 12:21 PM (tH5fk)

109 97 76
Ace, you know Jonah's not going to read this, it doesn't have enough TV/movie references.


Posted by: redsweater at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (4LOJk)

________


A simple headline addition would remedy that: Clinton Crime Family Associate and hot dog Sydney Blumenthal ...
Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (WqPYg)

IT'S A SANDWICH

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, frog at October 25, 2019 12:21 PM (RD7QR)

110 99 Re: Lindsey Graham, as I recall he's said that he's waiting for IG Horowitz's report before moving forward. Not judging that vis-a-vis the historical RINOsity of Graham one way or the other at this point, but on a stand-alone basis it does make a modicum of sense to me.
Posted by: csmats at October 25, 2019 12:19 PM (X5VFN)

=========

This version of Graham is often called Lindsey 2.0.

It's really Lindsey 3.0.

He was completely different as a House member than he was as a Senator/buddy of McCain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:21 PM (q80AH)

111 By the way, actress Felicity Huffman who was part of the scandal involving bribes for kids getting into college (low end colleges, no less) was sentenced to 2 weeks in jail, because she cut a deal.

Two weeks. Well its not like she stabbed someone, and in my mind the real crooks here are the colleges which apparently are not going to have to face ANY sort of penalty.

But ... she got out after 11 days. For God's sake she couldn't do the full two weeks??? Six more freaking days, and they had to cut her loose?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyjsdvcd

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:21 PM (KZzsI)

112 Poor Jonah - Barr/Durham are about to give this fat fudge a giant reality swirly.

Posted by: Boswell at October 25, 2019 12:21 PM (32YRo)

113 Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:20 PM (vWMNq)
*******
Vic

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (BqBId)

114 I'm old enough to remember a Congressman splashing with stripper in public fountains.



And that little girl was Wilbur Mills D - AR


Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (gmo/4)

115 I have a soft spot for Taibbi for giving Flathead Friedman his moniker. Even though he's a lefty he's pretty much realized that the unfree press is approaching critical mass and plans on surviving the Big Bang.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (y7DUB)

116 Guys, I think we may have been duped with all the exciting news yesterday. I don't see anything on CNN's homepage about Katie Hill OR Durham criminal proceedings. ABC news does have a small link about Hill, saying she "denies sexual affair with staffer", but that's it.

Is this the Mandella effect? Maybe the funeral service for Rep Cummings is such a big deal, the media missed yesterday's more minor stories.

Posted by: Grimaldi at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (3XnLe)

117 I has a minor sad.


ace has fixed his Mifsud misspelling.


Kinda thought it was an emerging trademark quirk, of sorts.


Oh well.


Otherwise, ace is en fuego. I sense much mirth and excellent smirking today, given the sitcheeation.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (QDnY+)

118 Flynn Frame getting exposed with court filing that Page and Sztrok filed a false 302. Who gave the order? McCabe certainly. Who else

I've been making the point that the Flynn Frame may be the most significant subplot of all. Everyone hates Dirty Cops

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (go+Xp)

119 Tigers don't have spots



Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM



That's why you'll never see a tiger bench pressing.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (Z1ykJ)

120 >>ANNND Blumenthal was behind the entire Benghazi thing too. Hillary and Blumenthal were trying to cash in on Libya oil. She even had Quadaffi taken out on that one. Gun running, private servers, et al.

Oh, right! Blumenthal got all sorts of business consulting for people who wanted to do business in a post-Qadaffi Libya.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (bDqIh)

121 Cool. I had the dossier down to Sid Vicious, Bill Kristol/Matthew Continetti, or someone inside Fusion.

I reasoned that whoever ginned up this insane story HAD to be a fan of watersports himself. And the only one who jumped out as weird or gross enough was Sid.

So about what I figured.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (5aX2M)

122 The word "cocoon" appears 27 times in Ace's post.

If we jump in the swimming pool, do we go back to 1985?

Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (PsL+s)

123 42
From the sidebar, I had to google search to see who Matt K Lewis was


Ed Morrissey had a Matt Lewis on his video podcast several times. If it's the same guy, he seemed quite reasonable for a lefty.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (vWMNq)

124 I'm fine with people responding to events and giving their reaction, but why would someone pay 6 figures to someone to do so???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (KZzsI)
++++++++++++++
Because they used to be influential among a certain class. Indeed, they still *are* influential among a certain class. The leaders of that class, though, showed its true colors and and caused many non-commanding members of the class to draw back in revulsion and leave the club.

Their influence is still there - but not their base. Those they are influencing don't matter and are already bought. There is no point in continuing to pay them.

This will be one area where the election of 2020 will be good regardless of outcome. No matter what, these people are finished. If Trump wins, they have failed and will be dropped like the sacks of oleaginous rotten potatoes they are. If Trump loses, the game changes so profoundly that they are no longer needed at all anyway because all the slots in a seriously diminished "official opposition" are already held by men more important than they are.

By January of 2021, regardless of who wins, these people are standing under bridges holding signs that say, "will bloviate for food." By February, as desperation truly sets in, their signs will change to "will blow for cheeseburgers."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (e/H31)

125 116 Guys, I think we may have been duped with all the exciting news yesterday. I don't see anything on CNN's homepage about Katie Hill OR Durham criminal proceedings. ABC news does have a small link about Hill, saying she "denies sexual affair with staffer", but that's it.

Is this the Mandella effect? Maybe the funeral service for Rep Cummings is such a big deal, the media missed yesterday's more minor stories.
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (3XnLe)

=========

"Yeah, I don't know why Durham is."
-Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (q80AH)

126 A tiger? In Africa?

Posted by: Meaning of Life at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (q1Pj5)

127 Good job Linn Ridge!! I knew you had it in you.
Posted by: Tonypete

It wasn't me!!! I didn't do it!!! Nobody saw me!!! I want to talk to my lawyer!!!

(How's life treating you, TonyPete? Good, I hope.)

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (ECrgQ)

128 I can't decide which is sadder, that parents would bribe a college to take their kid (just how worthless ARE these kids?) or that they felt they had to bribe a college like UCSD to get them in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (KZzsI)

129 Taco Bell insanely removed the double-decker taco from their menu.

---------------

I make these on my own now out of Taco Casa tacos, a spoonful of Fritos Hot Bean Dip, and a fresh tortilla from the grocery store bakery.

They are, as they say in Mormon circles, Delecto...

Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (XiVKO)

130 There are anal warts?

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (avIPN)

131 We finally decoded Jonah's book...

it's called "To Serve Wife"...!

It's a CUCKBOOK! It's a CUCKBOOK!!!

Posted by: Guy in a Twilight Zone Episode who just realized the "conservative" media is almost completely domin at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (PbpT7)

132 Is it Jonah Goldberg's Twitterfeed that is just filled with videos of his dogs?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (+oR7L)

133 Oh boy oh boy oh boy
We better have the office of inspector general to investigate that! We can all wait on pins and needles for 18 months for the results, if we're lucky.

Cann't have the Senate or the DOJ, DOING THEIR JOB. Oh no, we're Republicans, so when there is even a hint of partisan behavior, we pass it off to the IG, who then, sometimes, kind of sort of recommend prosecution. The DOJ then ignores those recommendations.

Posted by: Quilp at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (Bf3hj)

134 Maria Butina, Russian Spy !!!!,
got sprung from jail

http://tinyurl.com/yxkxs39p

Posted by: McCool at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (sZaoP)

135 113 Vic

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:22 PM (BqBId)

In the same quotes. Double irony.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (vWMNq)

136 Asnes Chair of Liberty and Tacos?

Keeper of the Annals

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (+0AKE)

137 126
A tiger? In Africa?


Posted by: Meaning of Life


Absurd. They don't like the rains.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (T6t7i)

138 Taibbi also thought BarkyCare was a horrible bill that made a joke of the legislative process here. it's in Griftopia.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (/DuNp)

139 It takes a pretty ballsy Democrat to deny things that there is PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE of occurring.

Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?

Posted by: Sponge at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (tjClK)

140 "I continue to be absolutely baffled by people who can only write about
ideas already fully promulgated and propagated by the liberal media."
To be fair the popular right isn't exactly tearing up the dance floor with solid, maintenance-level, philosophical structuralism, is it? Maybe if we'd stop spending all our time codependently hollering at the lunatics on the left and get out and rebuild some edifices and, er, bulwarks of original thought we wouldn't be in this mess.
Unless Prager on YouTube is sufficient.

Posted by: Ten at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (CPWXU)

141
[Taco Bell] removed the double-decker taco from their menu. They've added more items with that disgusting liquid cheese, though. Fuck those fucking fuckheads!


Liquid cheese is just the latest way for the fuckface Chicoms to deliver the amazing health benefits of their miracle chemical, melamine, to a starving world.

Melamine: Is There Anything It Cannot Do? (TM)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (pNxlR)

142 dagny, Victoria Nuland was keeping slimy Sid's inbox full.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (0jFNh)

143 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (1XAal)

144 For the record I got this here tattoo after reading one of goldbergs books. He turned me on to a bunch of great German and Italian thinkers!

Posted by: Rep Katie hill at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (3cfl2)

145 Goldberg's problem is that he's stuck in the late 90s

like it's Groundhog Decade or some damn thing.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (xmKbk)

146 134
Maria Butina, Russian Spy !!!!,

got sprung from jail



http://tinyurl.com/yxkxs39p




Doesn't look very good in orange.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (vWMNq)

147 Make sure you have enough ammo

Posted by: Yo! at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (1XAal)

148
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER JONAH GOLDBERG?

-----

Didnt he play in Superbad? Fat smartassed kid?

Posted by: fixerupper at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (8XRCm)

149 >>>132 Is it Jonah Goldberg's Twitterfeed that is just filled with videos of his dogs?


there's a lot of that, yeah. And cutesy-poo cyberflirting with other fat sweaty low-T men.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (PbpT7)

150 -
--
Tigers don't have spots


Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM


That's why you'll never see a tiger bench pressing.


Posted by: clutch cargo at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM

--------------------------

I have to use the machine.

Posted by: Sad Tiger at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (pMGkg)

151 Katie's favorite Beatles song is Why Don't We Do It In the Road?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)

152 "they'll have to actually WORK for a change."

They can get a job in manufacturing. Wages are soaring these days!

Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (eAZVt)

153 I guarantee NR will not review Lee Smith's book.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (PbpT7)

154 22 18 Rush seems to be quite excited this morning.
Posted by: Galil at October 25, 2019 12:08 PM (Pzzpr)


I love the smell of dim indictments in the morning

Posted by: REDACTED at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (rpxSz)

155 121 Cool. I had the dossier down to Sid Vicious, Bill Kristol/Matthew Continetti, or someone inside Fusion.

I reasoned that whoever ginned up this insane story HAD to be a fan of watersports himself. And the only one who jumped out as weird or gross enough was Sid.

So about what I figured.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (5aX2M)

[sweating] Water sports, you say? Go on...

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, frog at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (RD7QR)

156 We don't need the Asnes Chair of Liberty and Tacos to summarize it for us each day.

________



Assumed this was a misspelling of Assness ... but a quick search revealed a brief stale bio of Jonah as a fellow at National Review Institute, a senior editor of National Review,
the founding editor of National Review Online, and a fellow and Asness
Chair in Applied Liberty at the American Enterprise Institute.



You just can't make this stuff up ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (WqPYg)

157
What does the horney Californian think about all this?

Posted by: Yo! at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (1XAal)

158 145 Goldberg's problem is that he's stuck in the late 90s

like it's Groundhog Decade or some damn thing.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at October 25, 2019 12:25 PM (xmKbk)

=========

I think Ace's timing of 2003 is good.

2003 was the time of the perpetual terror war that America supported and the cusp of permanent Republican rule because of it leading to such great things like the expansion of Medicare.

They really want that reality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (q80AH)

159 They can get a job in manufacturing. Wages are soaring these days!
Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (eAZVt)
++++++++++++++
I actually hope this happens for one of them: Kevin Williamson. Kevin Williamson having to work a blue-collar job would be even better than him having to hand out blow jobs in back allies in order to eat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (e/H31)

160 A source familiar with the matter told Fox News that Blumenthal claimed the book -- " by Lee Smith -- was defamatory.


" . . publisher Center Street, a division of Hachette Book Group."


Claims it was defamatory and it's published by "Hachette Book Group."


Wild, ironic times we live in.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (tlI3f)

161 151 Katie's favorite Beatles song is Why Don't We Do It In the Road?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)

"Love the One You're With"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (RD7QR)

162 On a more serious note I wouldn't knock goldbergs wife. He has thrown away his reputation for easy money but I haven't seen her do the same.


Consider kelly Anne conway and her ass of a husband...is he her fault?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (3cfl2)

163 Jonah Goldberg really let his mother's success get to his head.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (PbpT7)

164 there's a lot of that, yeah. And cutesy-poo cyberflirting with other fat sweaty low-T men.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (PbpT7)


Testosterone is SOOOO overrated.

Fat is IN.

Posted by: Jonah Doucheberg at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (tjClK)

165 151
Katie's favorite Beatles song is Why Don't We Do It In the Road?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)


Everybody's Got Something to Hide, Except for Me and My Monkey.

Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (Dtf68)

166 It was clearly time for me to give up on National Review and its team when they abandoned Mark Steyn over the Michael Mann lawsuit.

That's my first, (some days, only) reason for preferring Trump to other politicians who may share his policies.

Trump fights.

Posted by: pouncer at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (L/ssi)

167 That's a zebra of a different color.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (aKsyK)

168 If we jump in the swimming pool, do we go back to 1985?
Posted by: zombie at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM

You need plutonium for that. And a Delorean.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (dkvcO)

169 Well, it IS three strikes and YOU'RE OUT.

But three Lucky Strikes, and YOU'RE IN!

(Cue Gene Simmons guitar solo and light saver duel)

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (O7MnT)

170 What does the horney Californian think about all this?
Posted by: Yo! at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (1XAal)

Fairly certain "thinking" isn't her strong suit.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (ECrgQ)

171 >>You know, I've long wondered why all the #SalonHot25 all follow and frequently interact with Vox's "reporter on the GOP and White Supremacism" (what a giveaway) Jane Coaston.
Now I think I know why:
They follow her because otherwise they would literally never encounter a thought from a conservative. They scan her timeline -- a supposed running commentary on what the Crazies on the Right are saying, curated by a very hard left progressive -- to keep tabs on what those Deplorable Conservatives are thinking and writing.
- - -

Ugh.

Entirely plausible.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (bDqIh)

172 Maria Butina, Russian Spy !!!!,
got sprung from jail

http://tinyurl.com/yxkxs39p

Doesn't look very good in orange.

-
Old and busted: honeytrap

New hotness: scarecrow

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)

173 Obama was a Red Diaper Baby born, bred, raised, and trained to be a Manchurian Candidate from day one.
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Dtf6


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (YqDXo)

174 Has Sid accomplished anything in his life, or has it all been tablescraps from the clintons feast of graft?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (dNzKv)

175 "I've long been amazed at National Review and other magazines which seem
to demonstrate absolutely zero knowledge of the conservative media --
they only seem to know what's being claimed in The Atlantic, the Times..."

this is the problem with MSM, and average conservatives that think they know the conservative side by reading a Cuck (not really) opposing view. All they know is the BigFakeStory, and a cucked variation that retains most of the FakeNarrative.

There may be the main BigLie (Trump as Russian asset) ... but under that narrative ... are all the other parts that cucks fully accept/promote (Trump lies, is vulgar, is stupid, is corrupt, is profiting from graft, etc.) ... That is all in service to BigCorp and BigGlobalism.


For some maybe it is just laziness, idk. But it seems more deliberately malicious when they support the coup, and prefer grifter Hillary despite her criminal treasonous behavior.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (Cus5s)

176 161 "Love the One You're With"


Don't think that was Beatles ... one of CSNY ... Stills, IIRC.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (vWMNq)

177 If we jump in the swimming pool, do we go back to 1985?

As long as Tahnee Welch is there to greet me

This will be one area where the election of 2020 will be good regardless of outcome. No matter what, these people are finished.

That's the sense I get as well, any purpose they may have served for the lefties propping up their weak organizations will have ended one way or another. Why keep paying them to put out their gormless trash?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (KZzsI)

178 Rush is having fun this morning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (oVJmc)

179 Obama looked a little crestfallen at Eli's shindig, when he didn't know the camera was on him.

I've always thought the genesis of this thing was Obama trying to jail Trump after Hills win.

Posted by: REDACTED at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (rpxSz)

180 Jonah Goldberg really let his mother's success get to his head.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (PbpT7)

------

And Podhoretz. And Kristol. And Frum. They're jobs are dynastic sinecures.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (5aX2M)

181 ... or Nash.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (vWMNq)

182 What does the horney Californian think about all this?
Posted by: Yo! at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (1XAal)


Who's twat does a girl gotta lick to get a drink around here?

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (tjClK)

183 ace, you fucking NAILED it! You said it was Blumenthal all along!

Oh snap!

Posted by: Max Power at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (q177U)

184 -
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Katie's favorite Beatles song is Why Don't We Do It In the Road?



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)


Everybody's Got Something to Hide, Except for Me and My Monkey.


Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM

--------------

Come Together

Posted by: irright at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (pMGkg)

185 Leopard spots are called "rosettes". Learned a lot about leopards this summer, with a zoo membership and evening hours [when the kitties become active]. Never even knew about the Amur variety, which surely will only survive in captivity before too long. They need a very large area for their territory, and their region encompasses far eastern Russia, eastern China, Korea - in other words, not much habitat remaining. Though there is, amazingly, a Russia-based preservation outfit.




Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (QDnY+)

186 A tiger? In Africa?

They can be very useful.

Posted by: zombie Erwin Rommel at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (h5TKJ)

187 Wasn't Blumenthal the idiot who was talking Russians the morning after the election? As soon as I heard that I knew the sh*tstorm was coming.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (axyOa)

188 "Love the One You're With"
=======

Good advice!

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (vg8iE)

189 >>>173 Obama was a Red Diaper Baby born, bred, raised, and trained to be a Manchurian Candidate from day one.
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Dtf6

This.

...

This is an absurd conspiracy theory which just proves that conservatives are incapable of cogent thought and must be ruled by their liberal and liberal Republican betters.

Science proves that it was Trump who was trained as Spetznaz Real Estate Developer and later activated as a sleeper agent to Sovietize the US.

Posted by: Your liberal media and liberal NeverTrump betters at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (PbpT7)

190 177
That's the sense I get as well, any purpose they may have served for the lefties propping up their weak organizations will have ended one way or another. Why keep paying them to put out their gormless trash?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (KZzsI)

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If Trump loses in 2020, they'll become the loyal opposition to the party in power again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (q80AH)

191 I always get Sid and Danang Dick Blumenthal mixed up, what with the two of them being lower than whale shit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (C1Lsn)

192 174 Has Sid accomplished anything in his life, or has it all been tablescraps from the clintons feast of graft?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (dNzKv)

He's accomplished being such a slimy worm of a despicable double-dealer that even the people who employ him won't turn their backs on him. So he's got that, which is nice.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (RD7QR)

193
New hotness: scarecrow
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)


Don't forget me!

Posted by: Mrs. King at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (tjClK)

194 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_the_One_You%27re_With

Ah, Stills. Didn't need to hedge.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (vWMNq)

195 This version of Graham is often called Lindsey 2.0.



It's really Lindsey 3.0.



He was completely different as a House member than he was as a Senator/buddy of McCain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:21 PM (q80AH)

_______


Indeed. I remember first learning of him during the Clinton impeachment in the House and he was fantastic.

Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (WqPYg)

196 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TIGERS HAVE STRIPES AND LEOPARDS ARE THE KITTEHS WITH SPOTS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER

If only you could read defenses as well as you do these jokes...who knows where the Steelers would be right now.

Posted by: Boswell at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (32YRo)

197 >>>183 ace, you fucking NAILED it! You said it was Blumenthal all along!

Oh snap!

...

Unlike our "professional conservative media," I actually read articles and breaking news written by conservatives.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (PbpT7)

198 Think ace should automatically put the Winston Wolf admonition in each post on the Keystone Coup mega-scandal.


Hear Rush gettin' all excitulated about it. There is still ample reason to guard one's optimism, or at least limit one's hopes.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (QDnY+)

199 Nro fell apart under goldberg


He was a decent read....15 years ago.


But he is a born follower...and now he takes money from the people that wanted to fort marcy park his mom. What a disgrace.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (3cfl2)

200 The Republican Party is not an opposition party to the Democrats. It exists to present the illusion of opposition to the progressive agenda.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (O7MnT)

201 I always told Jonah he had a big head.

Posted by: Lucianne at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (QE8X6)

202 189 >>>173 Obama was a Red Diaper Baby born, bred, raised, and trained to be a Manchurian Candidate from day one.
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Dtf6

This.

...

This is an absurd conspiracy theory which just proves that conservatives are incapable of cogent thought and must be ruled by their liberal and liberal Republican betters.

Science proves that it was Trump who was trained as Spetznaz Real Estate Developer and later activated as a sleeper agent to Sovietize the US.
Posted by: Your liberal media and liberal NeverTrump betters at October 25, 2019 12:30 PM (PbpT7)

Week 1 of Spetsnaz Real Estate School: Strenuous calisthenics

Week 2: Creative descriptions of hastily refinished Brooklyn lofts

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (RD7QR)

203 (How's life treating you, TonyPete? Good, I hope.)
Posted by: Linn Ridge

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Yes, all is well! Retirement is everything it is cracked up to be.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (Y4EXg)

204 Hear Rush gettin' all excitulated about it. There is still ample reason to guard one's optimism, or at least limit one's hopes.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (QDnY+)
++++++++++++
He isn't just excited about the iPhone 11 is he?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (e/H31)

205 Old and busted: honeytrap

New hotness: scarecrow
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM

Honey Trap and Scarecrow...this fall on CBS.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (dkvcO)

206 OT:

7 days to induction day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:33 PM (q80AH)

207 Never even knew about the Amur variety, which surely will only survive in captivity before too long.
Google says there are only 18-24 left in the wild. I really hope we're tranqing them and all of the zoo residents and getting their DNA for later population regrowth.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:33 PM (T6t7i)

208 I still shake my head at the Dean Baquet "pivot" at the post-Mueller Report NYT confab. Faced with the fact that the NYT's relentless coverage of a hoax was a media debacle, Baquet told his foot soldiers that, well, here's the new focus: America is a country founded on a bedrock of racism. No public apology for getting the "Collusion" story wrong. No re-focus on the IC-FBI leakers who leaked crap to the NYT's "top" reporters. None of that. The idea that the NYT based its near-zero credibility on a "dossier" cobbled together by Clinton campaign stooges will go down in history as one of the most stupendous blunders in press history. Take a bow, Dean.

Posted by: mrp at October 25, 2019 12:33 PM (Pqytn)

209 oh wait -- NR hired David Harsanyi.

Harasanyi will read the book and may review it -- if Rich Lowry permits it.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:33 PM (PbpT7)

210 163
Jonah Goldberg really let his mother's success get to his head.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:27 PM (PbpT7)


Cruel. And spot on. And that's why I don't have a blog.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:33 PM (vWMNq)

211 174
Has Sid accomplished anything in his life, or has it all been tablescraps from the clintons feast of graft?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 25, 2019 12:29 PM (dNzKv)


The Clintons love suck-ups.

Posted by: Monica at October 25, 2019 12:33 PM (Dtf68)

212 >>>Cruel. And spot on. And that's why I don't have a blog.


thanks, but it's a stolen line. Someone said that about Joe Piscopo getting all high and mighty because of his association with Eddie Murphy. Someone at SNL said, "Joe really let Eddie's success get to his head."

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (PbpT7)

213 For ms Lindsey he seemed to change somewhat for the better after McCain died but I presume that someone in the Clinton camp has enough dirt on him to keep him on the reservation.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (3cfl2)

214 I've been making the point that the Flynn Frame may be the most significant subplot of all. Everyone hates Dirty Cops
Posted by: Ignoramus
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You did read the post re Alcee Hastings?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (CDGwz)

215 Rapist Bill speaking at the never ending funeral, quoting Bible passages.

His speech is messed up. Drunk?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)

216 137 126
A tiger? In Africa?


Posted by: Meaning of Life

Absurd. They don't like the rains.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019


*
*

And they never seem to find the time to do the things they never did.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (ClOmq)

217 An OT thing:
This date in 1983 the Rangers jumped into Grenada.
Hoorah!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (axyOa)

218 The Clintons love suck-ups.
Posted by: Monica at October 25, 2019 12:33 PM

ISWYDT.

Ewww...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (dkvcO)

219 When confined to the Clinton's basement, does Sid have to wear a gimp suit? Lanny Davis has for years.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (C1Lsn)

220 >>Unlike our "professional conservative media," I actually read articles and breaking news written by conservatives.


And Tips from that 'Commentor' guy.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (rSy9P)

221
I think Jonah just likes to bask in the glow of his sycophants and is a bit lazy, preferring to opine about his dogs and bunions.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (rXie1)

222
114 I'm old enough to remember a Congressman splashing with a stripper in public fountains.

And that little girl was Wilbur Mills D - AR

Posted by: Archer


http://anusha.com/fannefox.htm

I had to post this just for the surprise anal vibe of the website's address.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (pNxlR)

223 Unlike our "professional conservative media," I actually read articles and breaking news written by conservatives.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:31 PM (PbpT7)


We have those?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (dNzKv)

224 A tiger? In Africa?
Posted by: Meaning of Life
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Liger, liger pants on fire!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (CDGwz)

225 79 "A tiger doesn't change his spots".
Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:14 PM (mpXpK)
*********
Tigers don't have spots
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 12:16 PM (BqBId)


No but diseased lepers do...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (zBaqJ)

226 ...and right on time, Rush clicks over to see what Ace has up.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (rSy9P)

227 219 When confined to the Clinton's basement, does Sid have to wear a gimp suit? Lanny Davis has for years.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 25, 2019 12:35 PM (C1Lsn)

They share a box. *cackle**hic**shart**thud*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Nacho President at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (RD7QR)

228 Is it Jonah Goldberg's Twitterfeed that is just filled with videos of his dogs?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 25, 2019 12:24 PM (+oR7L

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Yes. And superheroes. And sweaty, turgid endorsements of junk foods, coupled with admonitions for those who disagree with his assessment of said junk foods to "fight him." Which I presume could be accomplished without arms. Every fifth or sixth tweet is some permutation of the words orange, man, and bad.

But yeah, you've got the right guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (5aX2M)

229 Obama was a Red Diaper Baby born, bred, raised, and trained to be a Manchurian Candidate from day one.
Posted by: davidt

Agree and they didn't just groom one, ie it's not the murders that are in prison that should worry us, it's the ones still walking among us that have yet to be identified.

Posted by: Alice McD at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (2CtSR)

230 Speaking of hILLRY, I caught a minute of her spewing forth voluminous bullshit about the greatest man ever... Elijah Cummings... this morning on Fox. At least we aren't paying for a jail cell for the asshole. Oh, and fuck Fox.
So I turn the channel and there's Bruce Springsteen braying Trump hate. Yeah, I'm in a mood.

Posted by: wth at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (v0R5T)

231 I'm watching today's Scott Adams periscope. He's laughing so hard at the stupidity of Matt Lewis's T-shirt that he's crying.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (xPl2J)

232 The Republican Party is not an opposition party to
the Democrats. It exists to present the illusion of opposition to the
progressive agenda.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (O7MnT)

This. Just like the Washington Generals vs Harlem Globetrotters.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (q1Pj5)

233 The working Tiger [Panzer VI] at the Tank Museum in the UK was obtained in Tunisia, I think.


Anyone else recall the classic British colonial story about the the Mahdi's revolt in the Sudan?


Khartoum cables London about the revolt, reporting widespread chaos, "lions, tigers roaming streets".


London replies: "no tigers in Africa"


Khartoum responds: "delete tigers"


Altogether a splendid example of British aplomb which, while perhaps apocryphal, did accurately reflect a British virtue in crisis situations.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (QDnY+)

234 If Trump loses in 2020, they'll become the loyal opposition to the party in power again.

Yeah but who's gonna pay 'em to do it?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (KZzsI)

235 Bill Clinton was my abso-favoritist politician. I try my best to emulate his every move.

Posted by: Kate Hill at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (rXie1)

236 The truth doesn't matter to these people. Once you get that, you stop playing their games. Trump was really the first GOP to understand that.

Posted by: DOGGFISH at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (lMn1U)

237 The Republican Party is not an opposition party to the Democrats. It exists to present the illusion of opposition to the progressive agenda.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM (O7MnT)


Surber calls them Democrats in the slow lane.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (y7DUB)

238 *cackle**hic**shart**thud*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Nacho President


This still makes me laugh.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (T6t7i)

239 >>>231 I'm watching today's Scott Adams periscope. He's laughing so hard at the stupidity of Matt Lewis's T-shirt that he's crying.


I started watching that... I saw him laughing at MSNBC audience thinking we were living in down economic times.

i didn't get to the Matt Lewis part. when is that?

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (PbpT7)

240 234 If Trump loses in 2020, they'll become the loyal opposition to the party in power again.

Yeah but who's gonna pay 'em to do it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (KZzsI)

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Every Establishment party organ that's awkwardly decided that Trump isn't that bad after he won the election despite hurling vitriol at him for a year up to that point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (q80AH)

241 Unlike our "professional conservative media," I actually read articles and breaking news written by conservatives.
Posted by: ace
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Curiously, an acquaintance who does not own a TV, and whose sole source of news is NPR, is often at odds with my perspective.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (CDGwz)

242 His speech is messed up. Drunk?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC

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Antibiotic resistant syphilis.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (8XRCm)

243 Had they ever bothered to read something besides Jake Tapper's timeline, they would know that, but they don't, so they don't
=========
Anyone in the political media who doesn't read AOS HQ every day is making a huge or should I say YUUUUGE mistake.

Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (C6xeQ)

244 Matt Lewis was before the MSNBC part

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (xPl2J)

245 And now, Bible Study With Hillary:

Hillary Clinton, going with what the crowd clearly saw as an Old Testament burn on Trump in her eulogy for Cummings: "like that old testament Elijah, he stood up against King Ahab and Queen Jezebel"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (+y/Ru)

246 Was Sid Blumental the one that shoved restricted papers condemning the Clintons into his socks and snuck out with them, destroying evidence? Or was that someone else? I get my Clinton toadies mixed up.

Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (hvf9s)

247 *cackle**hic**shart**thud*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Nacho President

This still makes me laugh.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (T6t7i)

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missing **shoe fly**

Posted by: fixerupper at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

248 Obama was a Red Diaper Baby born, bred, raised, and trained to be a Manchurian Candidate from day one.

Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Dtf6
.........

either that or a janitor.

Posted by: wth at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (v0R5T)

249 No love for the Tater?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (y/dna)

250 The Katie Hill thing bothers me only because they would have ran a republican out of office for doing 1% of what she's done, and the fact that she's a serious hypocrite.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (9Om/r)

251 Rapist Bill speaking at the never ending funeral, quoting Bible passages.

His speech is messed up. Drunk?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (ptqGC)


Distracted by trim.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (y7DUB)

252 Donald trump's politics are moderate Democrat circa 1988.


So if you are calling trump too extreme you are no conservative.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (3cfl2)

253 That's Goucher College** grad, Jonah.

**Acceptance rate 79%, snort.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (FiUMj)

254 Do too!

Posted by: Tiger with Chicken Pox at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (87EdW)

255 246 Was Sid Blumental the one that shoved restricted papers condemning the Clintons into his socks and snuck out with them, destroying evidence? Or was that someone else? I get my Clinton toadies mixed up.
Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (hvf9s)

That was Sandy "Burglar" Berger

Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (7HtZB)

256 >>244 Matt Lewis was before the MSNBC part


dang, I skipped ahead because I thought the first few minutes would be boring preamble

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (PbpT7)

257 I know, juuuust a bit late to the party.

Who dis?
The gal that was in Connagher with Sam Elliot.

Posted by: teej at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (I0I+D)

258
Was Sid Blumental the one that shoved restricted papers condemning the
Clintons into his socks and snuck out with them, destroying evidence? Or
was that someone else? I get my Clinton toadies mixed up.

Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (hvf9s)

===============================
Nope. That was Sandy "The Hambergler" Berger.

Posted by: mrp at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (Pqytn)

259 212 thanks, but it's a stolen line.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (PbpT7)



Lesser artists borrow. Greater artists steal.

Attributed to Stravinsky (in TeX by Knuth ... or possibly LaTeX by Lamport ... havrn't opened either book since 1985/6).

You see, I'd be borrowing all kinds of sh*t ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (vWMNq)

260 253 That's Goucher College** grad, Jonah.

**Acceptance rate 79%, snort.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (FiUMj)

Not everyone can graduate from Gudger College.

Posted by: Kirk Van Houten at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (7HtZB)

261 252 Donald trump's politics are moderate Democrat circa 1988.


So if you are calling trump too extreme you are no conservative.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (3cfl2)

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His uncouthness is quite extreme, to be fair.

And I can't imagine a better reason to oppose him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (q80AH)

262 This still makes me laugh.
Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:37 PM (T6t7i)

BECAUSE YOU HATE TEH WAMENS.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton's lurker account at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (XiVKO)

263 Leopard spots are called "rosettes".


I figured a thing out years ago by reading an ad for a restaurant called Il Gatto Pardo. It had a drawing of a cheetah, and I said oh that must mean spotted cat.

And then I thought about Leo Pard. A lion what have spots!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (wzVKm)

264 Anyone else recall the classic British colonial story about the the Mahdi's revolt in the Sudan?"

Triggered by Muhammed Ali?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (6qErC)

265 -
--
The Republican Party is not an opposition party to
the Democrats. It exists to present the illusion of opposition to the
progressive agenda.


Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 25, 2019 12:32 PM

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The Republican Party is a hollow pantomime from a kabuki theater in a Potemkin village.

Posted by: irright at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (pMGkg)

266 Was Sid Blumental the one that shoved restricted papers condemning the Clintons into his socks and snuck out with them, destroying evidence? Or was that someone else? I get my Clinton toadies mixed up.
Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (hvf9s)


Sandy Berger, a trade lawyer in charge of national security.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (y7DUB)

267 Christopher Hitchens was no fan of Sidney Blumenthal.

Posted by: mrp at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (Pqytn)

268 I wish you people would post faster. I'm trying desperately to avoid doing any real work.

Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 12:42 PM (QE8X6)

269 My theory had always been that liberal hierarchy places value on demonstrable ignorance of anything or anyone the last bit conservative.


Goldberg, et al, are designated safe contacts. If you are Liberal, and you describe conservatives using Golberg-type phrasing, you demonstrate you haven't made contact. If you do, inadvertently, make contact with Deplorables, you must immediately include "I was shocked to learn people believe fill-in-blank," otherwise your peer standing is at risk.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 25, 2019 12:42 PM (36kEW)

270 Leopard spots are called "rosettes".





I figured a thing out years ago by reading an ad for a restaurant
called Il Gatto Pardo. It had a drawing of a cheetah, and I said oh
that must mean spotted cat.



And then I thought about Leo Pard. A lion what have spots!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (wzVKm)

Clearly, a mutant.

Posted by: Kimba at October 25, 2019 12:42 PM (q1Pj5)

271 Agree and they didn't just groom one, ie it's not the murders that are in prison that should worry us, it's the ones still walking among us that have yet to be identified.
Posted by: Alice McD at October 25, 2019 12:36 PM (2CtSR)


I agree. I view this as the Reds playing "hearts." They have a handful of cards and decide which one to throw down in a given situation.

"Let's see, blacks are fashionable now, as everybody is falling all over themselves to establish their anti-racist bona fides ... what have we got in the way of a black guy, identifiably black not too black, with some elitist cachet, doesn't sound black in speech, married to a black wife, no dings on him in his record, no record come to that ... ah! Here's the perfect guy! Just a little buffing to remove the Ayers and Rev. Wright connection, and we're good to go!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 12:42 PM (YqDXo)

272 Is Sid the "whistleblower" too?

Posted by: BignJames at October 25, 2019 12:43 PM (X/Pw5)

273 255 246 Was Sid Blumental the one that shoved restricted papers condemning the Clintons into his socks and snuck out with them, destroying evidence? Or was that someone else? I get my Clinton toadies mixed up.
Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 12:38 PM (hvf9s)

That was Sandy "Burglar" Berger
Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (7HtZB)

Did we ever learn what he stole and why?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 12:43 PM (RD7QR)

274 I have a lot of problems with the notion trump is unusually uncouth.


Remember Obama giving the finger on national tv and calling Sarah Palin a pig?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2019 12:43 PM (3cfl2)

275 Altogether a splendid example of British aplomb which, while perhaps apocryphal, did accurately reflect a British virtue in crisis situations.


Posted by: rhomboid
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In his autobiography, 'The Road Past Mandalay', John Masters relates an incident, while fighting in Burma, where orders received from HQ included some false assumptions. His reply to HQ include the phrase, "I took Umbrage...". He learned later that the Tommys back at HQ spent an hour looking for Umbrage on the map.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (xSo9G)

276
Distracted by trim.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (y7DUB)


Ge's working out how to play his "First Black President" to his best advantages with his "sisters".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (pNxlR)

277 All the abortion loving rapists, liars, schemers, hacks, criminals, thieves, and political scumbags sitting in that Baptist church, quoting the Bible and singing the praises of Elijah Cummings.

G-d does have a sense of humor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC)

278 trying desperately to avoid doing any real work"

It's Friday. No work allowed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (6qErC)

279 Fat,Sweaty Low T Men the musical

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (KNsKs)

280 Was Elijah Cummings the scumbag who falsely accused the Tea Party of spitting on him when, instead of using their tunnel as usual, he led CBC members through a Tea Party protest in an attempt to provoke?

Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (Dtf68)

281 Ah, Rush sez there's no way the press/Dems can now hide from the mega-scandal.


That boy is slipping. He oughta curb his enthusiasm.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (QDnY+)

282 263 Leopard spots are called "rosettes".


I figured a thing out years ago by reading an ad for a restaurant called Il Gatto Pardo. It had a drawing of a cheetah, and I said oh that must mean spotted cat.

And then I thought about Leo Pard. A lion what have spots!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 25, 2019 12:41 PM (wzVKm)

Romans. *spits*

Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (QJ8Jo)

283 How long does it take to bury a fucking Democrat?

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (rSy9P)

284 Survey:

Would you allow Brennan and Clapper to skate if they rolled on and delivered Hillary! / Blumenthal et al?

or would you require it to go further uphill - Comey, Lynch, Rice, Barkey also?

Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (C6xeQ)

285 That was Sandy "Burglar" Berger

I remember Rush had the audio montage of lefty pundits saying Sandy was just 'sloppy'

no intent !!

How the feck do you stuff documents in your socks out of sloppiness ?!

Posted by: McCool at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (sZaoP)

286 Ace, just saw your sidebar takedown of Matt Lewis. That's beautiful, man. *wipes tear from eye*

If we somehow survive and emerge victorious in the coming revolution -- and are still breathing at 29 -- I hope AoSHQ becomes the blog of record in conservative media and that President Barron Trump appoints him permanent Poet Laureate of the USA.

Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (WqPYg)

287
missing **shoe fly**
Posted by: fixerupper at October 25, 2019 12:39 PM (8XRCm)

Remember how mom used to tie your mittens together and run the string through your coat sleeves?

Hillary's handlers (and I use that term literally) have done this with her shoes. It's decreased "orphans" by 80%!

Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (XiVKO)

288 >>Distracted by trim.


This is the title of my Autobiography.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (rSy9P)

289 274 Yeah that guy was nasty(whipping his dick out)
LBJ

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (KNsKs)

290 283
How long does it take to bury a fucking Democrat?

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (rSy9P)

_______


Depends on how many people they're fucking at that time.

Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (WqPYg)

291 The Clinton's love money and they love doing as little as possible in it's attainment

that is what selling political influence is all about

It's what Cankles is up to at the moment

She doesn't care about being President, just the influence it would bring her, which could be monetized

she's trying to find the horse who might beat Trump and bet on them

Running against Trump in 2020 would be too much work

and losing would endanger what little influence peddling she retains

It's all about the benjys with the Clintons

Posted by: REDACTED at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (rpxSz)

292
Did we ever learn what he stole and why?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to

========

Yes, but I can't remember right now --

but I just wanted to remind you, GWB's dumbass AG, Alberto Gonzales grinned through the whole thing and never touched Berger for his multiple felonies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (7OILk)

293 All the abortion loving rapists, liars, schemers, hacks, criminals, thieves, and political scumbags sitting in that Baptist church, quoting the Bible and singing the praises of Elijah Cummings.

G-d does have a sense of humor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (ptqGC)
.........

even the rats are laughing.

Posted by: wth at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (v0R5T)

294 259 212 thanks, but it's a stolen line.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:34 PM (PbpT7)



Lesser artists borrow. Greater artists steal.

Attributed to Stravinsky (in TeX by Knuth ... or possibly LaTeX by Lamport ... havrn't opened either book since 1985/6).

You see, I'd be borrowing all kinds of sh*t ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:40 PM (vWMNq)

Stravinsky at least was subtle about his stealing. Mahler basically just ripped off a bunch of klezmer and put his name on it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (RD7QR)

295 I have a lot of problems with the notion trump is unusually uncouth.
--------

Susan Rice, in an interview, calling a Congressman 'A lying pile of shit' elicits not so much as a raised eyebrow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (xSo9G)

296 >>'m watching today's Scott Adams periscope. He's laughing so hard at the stupidity of Matt Lewis's T-shirt that he's crying.


Yes, his reaction to that shirt s classic.
"And the worst part is the letters look like SPERM ahahahahahahaha. . ."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (bDqIh)

297 King Ahab and Queen Jezebel do remind me of a recent president and his lovely lass, but it's not Trump.

Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (QE8X6)

298 280
Was Elijah Cummings the scumbag who falsely accused the Tea Party of
spitting on him when, instead of using their tunnel as usual, he led CBC
members through a Tea Party protest in an attempt to provoke?


Posted by: davidt


That was John Lewis, civil rights icon.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (T6t7i)

299 Apropos of nothing.

Soldiers pocket bible of 1861, pdf.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6mz5c6g

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (jYnPD)

300 Huh, also saw a lot of cheetahs up close this summer, but don't recall what their spots are called. They have a different pattern than leopards. Biggest difference is the facial markings. Cheetahs, like football and baseball players, have eye-black [in effect] on their facial fur, as they are day-time predators [the only ones in the cat family]. African sun be bright, yo.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (QDnY+)

301 Did we ever learn what he stole and why"

Investigating a member of the opposition party would be unseemly and a display of partisanship, both of which are beneath us.

So, no.

/ your GOPe

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (6qErC)

302 Blumenthong is about as rancid as it gets.

Posted by: John at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (yhf6w)

303 These clowns at the Elijah BS gabfest show you how boring they are compared to Trump

Posted by: REDACTED at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (rpxSz)

304
I have a lot of problems with the notion trump is unusually uncouth.





Remember Obama giving the finger on national tv and calling Sarah Palin a pig?





Posted by: 18-1 at October 25, 2019 12:43 PM (3cfl2)

Backslapping the Queen of England? Botching the ceremonial toast? His beard wearing a bbq outfit to a family's posthumous MOH ceremony?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (q1Pj5)

305 >>>286 Ace, just saw your sidebar takedown of Matt Lewis. That's beautiful, man. *wipes tear from eye*

If we somehow survive and emerge victorious in the coming revolution -- and are still breathing at 29 -- I hope AoSHQ becomes the blog of record in conservative media and that President Barron Trump appoints him permanent Poet Laureate of the USA.

...

thanks man! I don't think we'll be victorious but we should start planning a newsletter for the camps.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (PbpT7)

306 280 Was Elijah Cummings the scumbag who falsely accused the Tea Party of spitting on him when, instead of using their tunnel as usual, he led CBC members through a Tea Party protest in an attempt to provoke?
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (Dtf6

The same.

Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (XiVKO)

307 280
Was Elijah Cummings the scumbag
..........

Yes.

Posted by: wth at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

308 >>Susan Rice, in an interview, calling a Congressman 'A lying pile of shit' elicits not so much as a raised eyebrow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (xSo9G)

The great unmasking.

Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (QE8X6)

309 Ace is the Tacticus of our ruined Imperial stage Republic. A witty, acerbic commentator who hauls them all across the boards.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (5aX2M)

310 Hillary Clinton, going with what the crowd clearly saw as an Old Testament burn on Trump in her eulogy for Cummings: "like that old testament Elijah, he stood up against King Ahab and Queen Jezebel"

She gets fed crap like this by black ministers. You know the type, the guy who wears a $2000 suit and is clustered with jewelry, and "preaches" every sermon about how you have to vote Democrat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (KZzsI)

311 >>> All the abortion loving rapists, liars, schemers, hacks, criminals, thieves, and political scumbags sitting in that Baptist church, quoting the Bible and singing the praises of Elijah Cummings.

It's all show for the LIV dem voters in swing flyover states, who still think Democrats are at all religious. Everyone else watching that knows they don't mean a single word. It probably pains them to quote from the bible the same way holy water pains a vampire.

Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (hvf9s)

312 Sydney Blumenthal -- Too skeezy even for Obama.
Now that's skeezy.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (aS1PU)

313 >>All the abortion loving rapists, liars, schemers, hacks, criminals, thieves, and political scumbags sitting in that Baptist church, quoting the Bible and singing the praises of Elijah Cummings.

G-d does have a sense of humor.



Nailed it, Jane!
I have managed to miss all of this tv coverage.

Is his wife there, or is she too busy tracking down the $1 billion or so Cummings got from Obama's TARP that seem to have never been spent (all Arafat widow-style)?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (bDqIh)

314 thanks man! I don't think we'll be victorious but we should start planning a newsletter for the camps.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (PbpT7)

Well you can always be permanent Poet Laureate of the camps. In our hearts.

Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (QJ8Jo)

315 One of the problems is that most of the Right media is in fact commentators. For whatever reason by and large, people on the right do not do into becoming a reporter let along a credentialed journalist. For the latter, gateways to entrance such as the Columbia School of Journalism, etc. more or less preclude deplorables because of the pervasive leftiness in both fellow students and the faculty.

The other way, demonstrated by Robert Stacy McCain was to work one's way up the ladder by taking a series of crummy jobs at small publications and working one's way up the ladder. Those hopes have basically collapsed as a viable career path other than for Trustifarians who hope desperately someday to be taken to the promised land of the NYTraitors and Washington Compost.

Local reportage is dying throughout the nation leaving only a hard core leftist remnant that is destroying the remaining trust in their own institution (see Des Moines Register for that one).

Those that are pretty and articulate enough to be on TV are by and large commenters as actual reportage comes from NYT, WAPO, Reuters, AP, and to some extent TV News Networks on occasion. There is a whole specialty press that most of us outside of that niche see such as business reporting, true political and administrative news, celebrity reporting, technical subjects such as firearms, crafts, and so on. I suspect that a larger number of these folks are righties depending on the area but the topics are basically apolitical for the most part.

Now, reporting jobs at the premier general publication places are very hard to obtain with lots of applicants and few positions. Thus, it is very easy for liberal bosses to file 13 any people that they are just not comfortable with during the application process. Political inclinations are not a protected class in most areas of the country and prior written work unless someone is schizophrenic can indicate to HR and admin which candidates might be suspect.

As a result, people hew to whatever line that keeps them their job. This is similar to the overwhelmingly liberal administrations in academia as well. Anyone who escapes the initial screenings for badthink keeps their thoughts and doubts to themselves. Over time, it is difficult to keep two different personas so cognitive dissonance generally causes the person to join the herd even if they initially supported something else. Organizational culture makes it hard to be a dissident in any organization because most people do not want to be ostracized from society.

Posted by: whig at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (MItID)

316 pep, exactly.


It's so easy to get one's civil rights icons who have been involved in horribly corrupt or vile behavior confused.


And I spit on all of them, for helping invert the actual civil rights agenda and create the racist pathologies afflicting "their" communities.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (QDnY+)

317 The no longer new trend of the weaponized funeral is truly disgusting. From Wellstone to McCain to Cummings, it's no longer an opportunity to honor the dead and console the living, nope. It's a chance to zing the president.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (87EdW)

318 283 How long does it take to bury a fucking Democrat?
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (rSy9P)

A long time, if John McCain is any indication.*










*It's a joke grenade.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (RD7QR)

319 It's probably a good time to read up on Whitaker Chambers and Alger Hiss, but because if (still using "if" until it pans out) one of these bastards turns on the other traitors, that witness will be skinned alive by the propaganda organs and the other communists.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (iw59Q)

320 Did we ever learn what he stole and why?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 12:43 PM (RD7QR)


I just know they were documents with handwritten notes on them for which there were no copies. Our hero GWB's crew of turds declined to go hard after that shithead other than losing his otherwise unused law license, in case you're wondering why W and Slick have been so chummy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (y7DUB)

321 She doesn't care about being President, just the influence it would bring her, which could be monetized

I don't think so. I think she yearns to be President, in part because of a feminist-inspired competition with Bill.

Monetizing the position is just gravy on top of that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (YqDXo)

322 308 >>Susan Rice, in an interview, calling a Congressman 'A lying pile of shit' elicits not so much as a raised eyebrow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM (xSo9G)

The great unmasking.
Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 12:48 PM (QE8X6)

=========

"I gave your administration just all the comity! Why are you treating me like this!?"
-Graham

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (q80AH)

323 >>thanks man! I don't think we'll be victorious but we should start planning a newsletter for the camps.


I'm looking forward to watching you try and jump that fence on a stolen Vespa.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (rSy9P)

324 Was Elijah Cummings the scumbag who falsely accused the Tea Party of
spitting on him when, instead of using their tunnel as usual, he led CBC
members through a Tea Party protest in an attempt to provoke?


Posted by: davidt

That was John Lewis, civil rights icon.


Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:46 PM


****

I was there and actually said hello and chatted with him. I didn't know who he was but it was a pleasant exchange. Seemed like a nice fellow.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (axyOa)

325 poor old wooden headed Elijah


yo ho

Posted by: x at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (nFwvY)

326 305 but we should start planning a newsletter for the camps.


The Moron Archipelago ?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (vWMNq)

327 How long does it take to bury a fucking Democrat?

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM (rSy9P)


Its a long way to hell.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (9Om/r)

328 You can say "his people"


say "you people" and look the fuck out

Posted by: REDACTED at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (rpxSz)

329 >>>Did we ever learn what he stole and why?


9/11 documents with Bubbah's notes in the margins, and other stuff showing Bubbah's malfeasance.

Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (Dtf68)

330 If we somehow survive and emerge victorious in the coming revolution -- and are still breathing at 29 -- I hope AoSHQ becomes the blog of record in conservative media and that President Barron Trump appoints him permanent Poet Laureate of the USA.
Posted by: ShainS at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (WqPYg)

no, because if that happens then in 20 years he'll be all huge and gross like Jabba and he'll be sitting on his throne drinking valu-rite with Rachel Maddow chained up on the floor in front of him in a gold bikini, and hell no one wants to see any of that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (Kpl3J)

331 >>Was Elijah Cummings the scumbag who falsely accused the Tea Party of spitting on him when, instead of using their tunnel as usual, he led CBC members through a Tea Party protest in an attempt to provoke?


Yes.
He was also behind the IRC harassment of Tea Party groups, going so far as to personally harass True the Vote, sending them several letters on his Congressional letterhead demanding they prove they are a non-profit by submitting all kinds of crazy paperwork.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (bDqIh)

332 Romans. *spits*
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM


I know, right? What have they ever done for us?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (ejd/p)

333 As is predicted a few days ago, Cummings' funeral turns into a "political service".

https://tinyurl.com/y3qh5mjp

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (mpXpK)

334 thanks man! I don't think we'll be victorious but we should start planning a newsletter for the camps.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (PbpT7)

Anyone have an old mimeograph machine?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (xPJvm)

335 It's really a matter of motivation.

There are two reasons, as I see it, to remain ignorant of information.

One is that you are truly just too lazy, too disinterested, too distracted to bother. I think that describes probably a good 80% of the American public on matters of national interest, and I may be being generous in estimating 20% actually bother to read and learn.

The second is one that I suffer from myself, and that is that I don't want to know the counter argument because I already took previous information or experience and made my decision based on that and consider much of the counter information to clever wordplay, postmodernist theory or irrationalism.

For instance, I believe there are two genders and I'm fairly committed to that thought process. So I don't go around reading psychiatric journals, medical studies, opinion pieces or sociology papers that seek to try and disprove my position. For me that position is a fixed place. It's a priori knowledge.

I think this is much of what NeverTrump suffers themselves, though I admit it's fairly obvious when you see them plagiarize Ace's columns from time to time, that they suffer from the former as well.

But to the latter, I think it's a fixed point that Trump is Bad, Trump is not the leader of the party, so they spend their time circling around the food pellet nipping off little bites of Orange Man Bad because that is the premise they seek to support. They don't want to prove otherwise and the enemy of their enemy is their ideological friend. That's why they sound like liberals. That's why they have become liberals. To acquiesce mentally to another PoV and examine Trump from a purely objective stance would to be surrender their a priori knowledge.

If I say, well, I think some people are misgendered, I kinda have to destroy my two-gender perspective.

To say Orange Man Sometimes Great at Accomplishing Conservative Goals and Unfairly Villainized isn't just to cede tiny points when evidence in clear, it's to completely abandon Orange Man Bad. And if you don't agree that Orange Man Bad, in swampy circles, you get ostracized. It would be no different than saying "Well, there are some things that women can't do" around the same set. You won't have an honest discussion about what you meant by the comment, you'll just be cancelled.

And so NeverTrump they must, because at this point, nobody on the right wants them back and if they show even a modicum of support for PDT the left won't want them either. Then they'll have to write about sports, which no soft cuck has any clue about.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (YA914)

336 >>Did we ever learn what he stole and why?


Proof that Clinton was responsible for Bin Laden's rise to power.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (rSy9P)

337 321 She doesn't care about being President, just the influence it would bring her, which could be monetized

I don't think so. I think she yearns to be President, in part because of a feminist-inspired competition with Bill.

Monetizing the position is just gravy on top of that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (YqDXo)

=========

She's a megalomaniacal narcissist who desires power for power's sake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (q80AH)

338 Mark Hemingway did this great article about people scrambling to prove which secret accounts contain money diverted to them by Qadaffi, because if they can prove that, they can collect huge finders fees for something like 60 billion dollars. The fees would run into the hundreds of millions.

That is, a court could seize the funds, but you need proof for that.

Apparently some people were attempting to use government connections to get the State Department to (illegally) give them information they could use for these purposes...
====
and by some people you mean the business that Syd Blumenthpiffel was part owner of . . .

Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (C6xeQ)

339 It's probably a good time to read up on Whitaker Chambers and Alger Hiss, but because if (still using "if" until it pans out) one of these bastards turns on the other traitors, that witness will be skinned alive by the propaganda organs and the other communists.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (iw59Q)


Whitaker Chambers's "Witness" is a wrenching read, but highly instructive, detailing as it does how the NYT and WaPo went out of their way to smear him. Also in detailing how Hiss would have gotten off scot-free had not Nixon taken up Chambers's case. Hence the later antipathy of the NYT and WaPo to Nixon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (YqDXo)

340 There is no low to which the Democrat Party will not sink.

Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (eAZVt)

341 Butina is another victim of the most evil man in the DOJ, Andrew Weissmann. She was claustrophobic, so, to make sure she was "pliable" and quiet, Weissmann had her placed in solitary confinement. There is a good post on CTH about the FBI trying to use her to entrap PT, Cruz and Rubio.

Posted by: Ever at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (ZZDMQ)

342 Lesser artists borrow. Greater artists steal.

Attributed to Stravinsky (in TeX by Knuth ... or possibly LaTeX by Lamport ... havrn't opened either book since 1985/6).

You see, I'd be borrowing all kinds of sh*t ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds
--------

As an aside, it is the anniversary of Johann Strauss's birthday:


"Unfortunately not by me, J. Brahms."

- Johannes Brahms (1833-1897) (written on a lady's fan under the opening bars of the "Blue Danube" waltz)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (CDGwz)

343
no, because if that happens then in 20 years he'll be all huge and gross like Jabba and he'll be sitting on his throne drinking valu-rite with Rachel Maddow chained up on the floor in front of him in a gold bikini, and hell no one wants to see any of that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (Kpl3J)

I will concede the rest, but why Rachel Maddow?

Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (QJ8Jo)

344 329 >>>Did we ever learn what he stole and why?
9/11 documents with Bubbah's notes in the margins, and other stuff showing Bubbah's malfeasance.
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM (Dtf6

I think it's always been assumed that it was documents showing that Clinton and his staff had been notified that Bin Laden and his group were plotting attacks against New York, and that they decided it was no big deal and it was fine to blow them off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (Kpl3J)

345 284 Survey: Would you allow Brennan and Clapper to skate if they rolled on and delivered Hillary! / Blumenthal et al?

or would you require it to go further uphill - Comey, Lynch, Rice, Barkey also?

Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (C6xeQ)

Trump has to know that the Deep State will never give him a moment's peace for the rest of his life, for the sin of stopping the Clinton crime empire in its tracks. They will go after his kids and his close associates as well. They will not stop.

Because of this, and the fact that he is a counterpuncher extraordinaire, he must know that he has one chance to use the instruments of the State to crush his foes through the justice system. Once he leaves office, he's on his own. Unfortunately, I don't trust that a President Pence will have his back on this one.

If he's going to counterattack, he must go Michael Corleone on them ASAP.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (iuFgi)

346 She's a megalomaniacal narcissist who desires power for power's sake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (q80AH)


Yep. And that's the other part of her desire.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (YqDXo)

347 Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny. Lots of running quickly away from Michael I guess.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (r/ECC)

348 It was John Lewis.
https://tinyurl.com/y4a7xmll

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (T6t7i)

349 thanks man! I don't think we'll be victorious but we should start planning a newsletter for the camps.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (PbpT7)

Buck up. Maybe we can get you nominated for the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Or at least get you a shot at rummaging through the Presidential garbage.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (jYnPD)

350 We were talking about the "statue" that got pitched into the Tiber by righteous Catholic Italians. I found the image, looks more like it belongs on a Kahlua label:

https://tinyurl.com/y3e4tlth

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (DJFLF)

351 At this point, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if Cindy or Meghan McCain were invited to speak and get digs in at PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

352 Democrats laugh while denying you your human rights. They believe nothing they say.

Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (eAZVt)

353 >>It was John Lewis.


Same Brother, different Mother.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (rSy9P)

354 315
One of the problems is that most of the Right media is in fact
commentators. For whatever reason by and large, people on the right do
not do into becoming a reporter let along a credentialed journalist.

[snip]

Posted by: whig at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (MItID)

--------

That was interesting. Thanks.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (vWMNq)

355 I will concede the rest, but why Rachel Maddow?
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (QJ8Jo)

Well who else do you put in chains? You want maybe Katie Hill?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (Kpl3J)

356 Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny. Lots of running quickly away from Michael I guess.
Posted by: Ian S.



Coke.

Posted by: John Cocktoasten at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (tH5fk)

357 You know what's awesome?

Free Chick-fil-A at work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (q80AH)

358 It's a damn shame Christopher Hitchens isn't around to provide commentary on Sid Blumenthal and the rest of the Clinton crew's coup activities. His columns and tv appearances on this would have bin lit AF!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (bDqIh)

359 Well, where is Grassley? To be sure, he just wrote the "Where is the IG Report?" letter (which may have gotten action), but nobody has been called to answer for false charges against Kavanaugh.

Oh, Graham is now Judiciary Chair. I get it. Same old, same old.

Posted by: FloridaMan at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (B8eTP)

360 I told you never to call me Maurice in court!

Posted by: The Right Honourable Sir Elijah Cummungous at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (XQupF)

361 "Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny."

It's the cocaine.

Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (eAZVt)

362 I think Berger was trying to remove evidence Clinton had been warned about 9/11.

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (f8ilN)

363 If he's going to counterattack, he must go Michael Corleone on them ASAP.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (iuFgi)

Totally this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (9Om/r)

364 Same Brother, different Mother.

Posted by: garrett


That's certainly true. Neither of them are intelligible.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (T6t7i)

365 whig, good summary.


I can sadly report, from inside experience involving at the time one of the top ongoing world stories, that there *are* real reporters - often non-American - at the wires, and elsewhere, whose good work was routinely quashed/inverted by editors in London, Paris, New York. It was amazing. I saw the reports filed, alongside the published piece. I watched their skype exchanges.


Outrageous.


There's a desperate need for real info/reporting, there's a demand for it, there are people actually trying to provide it. But the editorial layer literally suppresses it, inverts it, distorts it.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (QDnY+)

366 355 I will concede the rest, but why Rachel Maddow?
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (QJ8Jo)

Well who else do you put in chains? You want maybe Katie Hill?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (Kpl3J)

She would seem obviously preferable.

Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (QJ8Jo)

367 Obama with the fake southern black accent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

368 >>"Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny."


The AIDS diet?

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (rSy9P)

369 Also in detailing how Hiss would have gotten off scot-free had not Nixon taken up Chambers's case. Hence the later antipathy of the NYT and WaPo to Nixon.

I remember when this book was published, Imus was absolutely fascinated by it. He talked about if for weeks. I used to listen to him every morning in the late 1990s.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (DJFLF)

370 356


Coke.

Posted by: John Cocktoasten at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (tH5fk)
Coke + meth. Did he smile?

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (mpXpK)

371 356 Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny. Lots of running quickly away from Michael I guess.
Posted by: Ian S.


Coke.
Posted by: John Cocktoasten at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (tH5fk)

==========

It would be interesting if Obama ended up passing before Trump.

All living presidents go to the funerals of another president.

I could imagine Trump up there, "And now, let me break out this printout of an email Obama sent to Hillary on her secret server..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (q80AH)

372 347
Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny. Lots of running quickly away from Michael I guess.


AIDS

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (vWMNq)

373 Tacitus dammit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (5aX2M)

374 to remain ignorant of information."

You're being generous in calling the 24/7 river of gibberish "information"

Finding the sliver of reality is an ever increasing task

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (6qErC)

375 Neither of them are is intelligible.

Posted by: pep at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (T6t7i)

376 >>Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny. Lots of running quickly away from Michael I guess.


Just peeked.
Yup, coke.

He's got that angry glare thing goin' on - is someone not letting him be clear?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 12:56 PM (bDqIh)

377 I will concede the rest, but why Rachel Maddow?

Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (QJ8Jo)



Well who else do you put in chains? You want maybe Katie Hill?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (Kpl3J)

Marginally...marginally easier on the eyes than that fucking scrubbing bubble maddow.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2019 12:56 PM (9Om/r)

378 >>> The no longer new trend of the weaponized funeral is truly disgusting. From Wellstone to McCain to Cummings, it's no longer an opportunity to honor the dead and console the living, nope. It's a chance to zing the president. Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 12:49 PM (87EdW)

The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar.

Posted by: Marc Antony at October 25, 2019 12:56 PM (hvf9s)

379 Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny. Lots of running quickly away from Michael I guess.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (r/ECC)
~~~~~

He really does look like crap.

Good.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 25, 2019 12:56 PM (sGotD)

380 So far, Obama has said "Elijah Cummings" once and "I" and "me" a combined 100 times.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 12:56 PM (xPl2J)

381 347 Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny. Lots of running quickly away from Michael I guess.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 25, 2019 12:52 PM (r/ECC)

They say people in love tend to lose weight.

Posted by: Richard Branson at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (RD7QR)

382 300 Huh, also saw a lot of cheetahs up close this summer, but don't recall what their spots are called. They have a different pattern than leopards. Biggest difference is the facial markings. Cheetahs, like football and baseball players, have eye-black [in effect] on their facial fur, as they are day-time predators [the only ones in the cat family]. African sun be bright, yo.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (QDnY+)

Cheetahs are also the only big cats to have to be trained to hunt by their parents. Since they're born without the killer instinct, some are kept as pets in Africa.

Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (7HtZB)

383 380 So far, Obama has said "Elijah Cummings" once and "I" and "me" a combined 100 times.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 12:56 PM (xPl2J)

========

So he's holding back on the narcissism today, I see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (q80AH)

384 Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny.
........

3 pound weights.

Posted by: wth at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

385 Hillary Clinton could eat a baby raw live on national television and the media would gush with joy over this bold new step in female reproductive health

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (36o+X)

386 >>>I'm looking forward to watching you try and jump that fence on a stolen Vespa.

it would be pretty boss if I pulled that off tho, you gotta admit

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (PbpT7)

387 . . . a little blow when you could afford it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (q1Pj5)

388 How long does it take to bury a fucking Democrat?

-----

Long time. They don't like to stay buried. Come up out of the ground first Tuesday after the first Monday of November every other year.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (xmKbk)

389 thanks man! I don't think we'll be victorious but we should start planning a newsletter for the camps.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (PbpT7)

I humbly propose the newsletter be titled the "Gayball Gazette."

Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (XiVKO)

390 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 25, 2019 12:51 PM (YA914)


Good thoughts. Ace should steal them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (jYnPD)

391 372 347
Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny. Lots of running quickly away from Michael I guess.
AIDS
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (vWMNq)

for a man his age to be noticeably *losing* weight, when he was never overweight - that's odd, to say the least.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (Kpl3J)

392 356 Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny. Lots of running quickly away from Michael I guess.
Posted by: Ian S.

Where is his wedding ring?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (iuFgi)

393 WE'RE DYNASTIC CUL-DE-SACS!

Posted by: Goldberg, Podhoretz, et. al. at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (e/H31)

394 Obama pretending he's a preacher with the fake accent.

What an ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)

395 Survey: Would you allow Brennan and Clapper to skate if they rolled on and delivered Hillary! / Blumenthal et al?

or would you require it to go further uphill - Comey, Lynch, Rice, Barkey also?

Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (C6xeQ)

Trump has to know that the Deep State will never give him a moment's peace for the rest of his life, for the sin of stopping the Clinton crime empire in its tracks. They will go after his kids and his close associates as well. They will not stop.

Because of this, and the fact that he is a counterpuncher extraordinaire, he must know that he has one chance to use the instruments of the State to crush his foes through the justice system. Once he leaves office, he's on his own. Unfortunately, I don't trust that a President Pence will have his back on this one.

If he's going to counterattack, he must go Michael Corleone on them ASAP.
=====
Yes. I think the window for half measures was slammed shut on the dems by the dems when the didn't stop after mueller. Its clear they will never stop. Even after trump is dead.

But I am still curious what the average hordo or hordette would be willing to settle for, if settling were an option.

I anticipate the majority will want blood.

Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (C6xeQ)

396 370
356



Coke.



Posted by: John Cocktoasten at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (tH5fk)
Coke + meth. Did he smile?


Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 12:55 PM (mpXpK)
Not watching the funeral. Work, but I couldn't GAF, but lets go with work. How is this in comparison to the Wellstone funeral?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (N39Ws)

397 Mollie Ringwold's latest linked in my sock about GOP surrendering etc.
H/t Insty's place.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (Dh1wo)

398 350 We were talking about the "statue" that got pitched into the Tiber by righteous Catholic Italians. I found the image, looks more like it belongs on a Kahlua label:

https://tinyurl.com/y3e4tlth
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (DJFLF)

Unfortunately, it was recovered from the Tiber (wood floats) and will be back in St. Peter's for Sunday Mass, under guard.

Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (7HtZB)

399 I have long felt sympathy for Lucianne that her living son is Jonah.

Posted by: Lulu at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (C+We0)

400 Cheetahs also purr.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (36o+X)

401 #397 SORRY. Mollie Hemingway.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (Dh1wo)

402 Hillary Clinton could eat a baby raw live on national television and the media would gush with joy over this bold new step in female reproductive health
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (36o+X)

CLIMATE CHANGE! WE EAT THE BABIES FOR CLIMATE CHANGE!

Posted by: that planted wierdo at an AOC town-hall at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (XiVKO)

403 >>>368 >>"Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny."


The AIDS diet?
Posted by: garrett

It's not a diet, it's a live-it!!!

Posted by: Barack Obama, Viral Weight Loss Entrepreneur at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (PbpT7)

404 >>it would be pretty boss if I pulled that off tho, you gotta admit


THE GREAT EWOK ESCAPE - (2021)

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (rSy9P)

405 Anyone have an old mimeograph machine"

Oh that smell...

*memories...*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (6qErC)

406 Where is his wedding ring?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (iuFgi)
++++++++++++
Stuck in his sister's cooch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (e/H31)

407 395
Survey: Would you allow Brennan and Clapper to skate if they rolled on and delivered Hillary! / Blumenthal et al?



or would you require it to go further uphill - Comey, Lynch, Rice, Barkey also?



Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (C6xeQ)
Nope. I would offer them a lesser sentence. They can have solitary confinement for life.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (N39Ws)

408 I love me long time!

Posted by: Barry Obama at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (ptqGC)

409

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/did-spit-slurs-fly-on-capitol-hill/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (aKsyK)

410 Maddow looks much more like that little cackling critter that ate C3P0's eye.

Posted by: irright at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (pMGkg)

411 Ungawa!

Posted by: Tarzan at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (q1Pj5)

412 I know it's been said many times, but we, the great unpantsed Horde, have better arguments about Wither Conservatism and which way the wind is blowing vis a vis the electorate than do nearly all, if not all, of Our Betters in conservative media and the conservative commentariat and we do it for the joy of the snark and the occasional FIRST.

We're better like that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (GbPPJ)

413 There is no low to which the Democrat Party will not sink.
Posted by: Chris M
--------

For ordinary people, who have some innate possession of character and integrity, honesty, morality, etc., that fact, that reality is very difficult to grasp. Most of them don't.

Even personal life-changing experiences often are not enough for them to understand that. Like her/hate her, Tulsi Gabbard is learning that (perhaps), but it is easy to see that she is resisting the full realization that she is in company of filth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (CDGwz)

414 I told you never to call me Maurice in court!
Posted by: The Right Honourable Sir Elijah Cummungous


I just call him the space cowboy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (KZzsI)

415 I know someone in jail for a week, for missing her drug test. She's in drug court, she was sick but went in to take the test as soon as she could. She's clean and is also four months pregnant. I think they could find enough jail space for the crooked rich lady to do her full time.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (JKNZq)

416 Unfortunately, it was recovered from the Tiber (wood floats) and will be back in St. Peter's for Sunday Mass, under guard.
Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (7HtZB)

You'd think they'd remember this.

Posted by: a witch wearing a false nose at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (XiVKO)

417 Hey ace I'm no Katie price. I see you with trump's garbage and it is over between us.

Posted by: Marco Rubio's garbage pinning for its ewok at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (3cfl2)

418
356 Obama speaking now at the funeral, and he is super skinny. Lots of running quickly away from Michael I guess.

Posted by: Ian S.



Where is his wedding ring?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (iuFgi)

being carried by a midget to the gates of mordor

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (9Om/r)

419 389 thanks man! I don't think we'll be victorious but we should start planning a newsletter for the camps.

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM (PbpT7)

I humbly propose the newsletter be titled the "Gayball Gazette."

Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (XiVKO)

We will need subtlety to evade the guards. Perhaps "Guns Tits".

Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (QJ8Jo)

420 I'm looking forward to watching you try and jump that fence on a stolen Vespa."

That's gotta be a low fence...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (6qErC)

421 Unfortunately, it was recovered from the Tiber (wood floats) and will be back in St. Peter's for Sunday Mass, under guard.
Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (7HtZB)


Then I guess the next step of the purge will be put in place.

It started with eliminating wooden objects.

Bergoglio must have a short memory. He seems to have forgotten what happened to Il Duce.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (DJFLF)

422 >>Where is his wedding ring?


In Reggie's Rectum getting an Ultrasonic Cleaning.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (rSy9P)

423 >>How long does it take to bury a fucking Democrat?



Not as long as it takes to get them to stop voting!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (bDqIh)

424 Where is his wedding ring?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (iuFgi)


He's wearing it ... uh ... elsewhere.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (YqDXo)

425 347 Obama speaking now at the funeral

Is it a paid speaking gig, their worth is only 300 million so I imagine they don't give away their condolences for free.

Posted by: Alice McD at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (2CtSR)

426 378- I actually thought of that, but, not sure it quite fits. Antony's being facetious, the whole speech is an indictment of the conspirators, not Caesar. At least that's what I got from it after watching Damien what'shisname (Dick Winters from Band of Brothers) do the speech.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (87EdW)

427 417 Hey ace I'm no Katie price. I see you with trump's garbage and it is over between us.
Posted by: Marco Rubio's garbage pinning for its ewok at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (3cfl2)

==========

He hasn't called in a while, has he?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (q80AH)

428 Romans. *spits*
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 12:44 PM

=====

I know, right? What have they ever done for us?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2019 12:50 PM


This.

Posted by: Carthagians at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (y/dna)

429 386
>>>I'm looking forward to watching you try and jump that fence on a stolen Vespa.



it would be pretty boss if I pulled that off tho, you gotta admit

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (PbpT7)

You gotta lose the handlebar tassels, though.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (jYnPD)

430 So Hillary just trots out Bible verses to try to impress the religious folks in the audience? Melania reminds her of Jezebel. Why? Because she's foreign born? Which prophets did Melania kill? I think there's whole lot of bodies stacked up behind the Clintons .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (WI7YS)

431 398
350 We were talking about the "statue" that got pitched into the Tiber
by righteous Catholic Italians. I found the image, looks more like it
belongs on a Kahlua label:



https://tinyurl.com/y3e4tlth

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 12:53 PM (DJFLF)



Unfortunately, it was recovered from the Tiber (wood floats) and will be back in St. Peter's for Sunday Mass, under guard.

Posted by: josephistan at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (7HtZB)
I hope the next pope isn't as left wing SJW loving fool like Frankie is. If it is, I can't see how the Catholic Church (Church, not faith) survives.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (N39Ws)

432 >>>That's gotta be a low fence...


high ramp, maybe

like at the same level as the fence

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (PbpT7)

433 Can we please start sucking each other's cocks now????

Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (CLteG)

434 Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 12:45 PM (C6xeQ)
Nope. I would offer them a lesser sentence. They can have solitary confinement for life.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
--------

Ah. Downgraded from Lamp Post?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (CDGwz)

435
I'm looking forward to watching you try and jump that fence on a stolen Vespa."

That's gotta be a low fence...
Posted by: Anon a mouse


The Lesser Escape

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (aKsyK)

436 >>>423 >>How long does it take to bury a fucking Democrat?



Not as long as it takes to get them to stop voting!

lol

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 01:02 PM (PbpT7)

437 >>You gotta lose the handlebar tassels, though.


Don't listen to him.

Flair Counts!

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:02 PM (rSy9P)

438 I know it's been said many times, but we, the great unpantsed Horde, have better arguments about Wither Conservatism and which way the wind is blowing vis a vis the electorate than do nearly all, if not all, of Our Betters in conservative media and the conservative commentariat and we do it for the joy of the snark and the occasional FIRST.

We're better like that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 25, 2019 12:59 PM (GbPPJ)
++++++++++++++
In fairness, we have a great combination of people who are pretty smart and wanting to talk and figure things out, and they're a bunch of pillow-biting idiots on the take.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 01:02 PM (e/H31)

439 I hope the next pope isn't as left wing SJW loving fool like Frankie is. If it is, I can't see how the Catholic Church (Church, not faith) survives.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (N39Ws)


Red Frankie is installing commies to the College of Cardinals. The College is the body that chooses the Pope. He is insuring that the RCC goes full commie.

But Jesus and Mary may have another idea.

Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 01:02 PM (DJFLF)

440 " we, the great unpantsed Horde, have better arguments about Wither Conservatism and which way the wind is blowing" -alexthechick

The state of pantslessness begets keen insight into airflow detection. WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING AROUND HERE.

Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (XiVKO)

441 In Africa I got to pet a cheetah and hold and snuggle a meerkat.

That meerkat was the cutest thing ever!

My husband teases me because I want a baby goat, a miniature horse, and a meerkat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (ptqGC)

442 THE GREAT EWOK ESCAPE -- (2021)
I can even hear the theme music in my head now.
duh duh duh-duh-duh

Posted by: andycanuck at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (Dh1wo)

443 Where is his wedding ring?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (iuFgi)
........

maybe the divorce rumors were true.

Posted by: wth at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

444 438
In fairness, we have a great combination of people who are pretty smart and wanting to talk and figure things out, and they're a bunch of pillow-biting idiots on the take.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 01:02 PM (e/H31)

==========

And then there's me.

Have I told you about my lord and savior, Prometheus?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (q80AH)

445 JESUS AND MARY CHAIN : Almost Gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGCjpkewg5g

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (rSy9P)

446 My husband teases me because I want a baby goat, a miniature horse, and a meerkat.


add a hedgehog and we're twinsies!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (Rarvo)

447 If, Heaven forbid, Obama would croak, I imagine the funeral(s) would be lengthy and in good taste. Beyonce shaking the money maker, Big Mike telling us how this country sucks, Reggie telling us how Barry sucked, and the Greater Chicagoland Bath House Chorale singing The Internationale. The only reason I said Heaven forbid is I want to see him in PMITA Prison.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (C1Lsn)

448 thanks man! I don't think we'll be victorious but we should start planning a newsletter for the camps.
Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 12:47 PM

=====

I humbly propose the newsletter be titled the "Gayball Gazette."
Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM

=====

We will need subtlety to evade the guards. Perhaps "Guns Tits".
Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM


"Pudding Cups"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (y/dna)

449 Camp newsletter should be titled: The Winston Wolfe Warning

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (87EdW)

450 433 Can we please start sucking each other's cocks now????
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (CLteG)

I like the way this guy thinks!

Posted by: Peter Delecto at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (7HtZB)

451 high ramp, maybe

like at the same level as the fence"

Like the Sheryl Crow vid of "Steve McQueen" featuring quick cuts and camera angles of a 6" jump?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (6qErC)

452 >>Melania reminds her of Jezebel. Why? Because she's foreign born?


Whoa, did she actually say that at Cummings' funeral?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

453 426 378- I actually thought of that, but, not sure it quite fits. Antony's being facetious, the whole speech is an indictment of the conspirators, not Caesar."

Shakespeare was good at that sort of thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (Kpl3J)

454 Red Frankie is installing commies to the College of Cardinals. The College is the body that chooses the Pope. He is insuring that the RCC goes full commie.

But Jesus and Mary may have another idea.
Posted by: kallisto at October 25, 2019 01:02 PM (DJFLF)

Ah, Pope Francis Sin-Ultra strikes again. Heaven help our Catholic brothers and sisters.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (iuFgi)

455 Can we please start sucking each other's cocks now????
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM


How many times do I have to say it?!

Posted by: Winston Wolf at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (ejd/p)

456 That Dem burying/voting line is $.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (QDnY+)

457 So Hillary just trots out Bible verses to try to impress the religious folks in the audience? Melania reminds her of Jezebel. Why? Because she's foreign born? Which prophets did Melania kill? I think there's whole lot of bodies stacked up behind the Clintons .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (WI7YS)


Projection again. Hillary is the very embodiment of Jezebel right down to her husband Ahab. I'm looking forward to the dogs eating her body outside the city gates.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (aS1PU)

458 So Hillary just trots out Bible verses to try to impress the religious folks in the audience? Melania reminds her of Jezebel. Why? Because she's foreign born? Which prophets did Melania kill? I think there's whole lot of bodies stacked up behind the Clintons .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Heh. Yeah, I always seek out Hillary when I'm looking for moral guidance.

As I point out from time to time, during the Lewinsky affair the WH press office reported that Jesse Jackson was present with the Clintons, 'Providing spiritual guidance'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (CDGwz)

459 I think it's pretty obvious that Graham's motives aren't nefarious...just self-centered. He's lazy and doesn't want hearings interfering with his campaigning for his seat. IOW...typical.

Posted by: Orson at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (1Pw+A)

460 JESUS AND MARY CHAIN : Almost Gold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGCjpkewg5g
Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (rSy9P)
+++++++++++++
And with the gorgeous and pouty Hope Sandoval, here's another:

https://youtu.be/O9UHvh9Zr_Q

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (e/H31)

461 Where is his wedding ring?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 12:57 PM (iuFgi)



He's wearing it ... uh ... elsewhere.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (YqDXo)


They all say it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Posted by: Sex Sent Me To The ER at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (q1Pj5)

462 396 Not watching the funeral. Work, but I couldn't GAF, but lets go with work. How is this in comparison to the Wellstone funeral?


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 25, 2019 12:58 PM (N39Ws)

The "smile" comment was for checking for "meth mouth"

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (mpXpK)

463 Cheetah purring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRnCgCxbuT4

Posted by: BignJames at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (X/Pw5)

464 **Acceptance rate 79%, snort.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker

His mom escaped the fate of Huffman, etal then?

Posted by: Boswell at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM (32YRo)

465 Has Obama said anything profound yet?

Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM (QE8X6)

466 Lisa Page edited the Flynn 302
Is that a problem ?

http://tinyurl.com/yysas5ev

Posted by: McCool at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM (sZaoP)

467 Have I told you about my lord and savior, Prometheus?"

Can't leave that alone, can you?

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM (6qErC)

468 367 Obama with the fake southern black accent.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

Obama with the fake southern HALF-black accent

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM (JFO2v)

469 Projection again. Hillary is the very embodiment of Jezebel right down to her husband Ahab. I'm looking forward to the dogs eating her body outside the city gates.
Posted by: DR.WTF
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The lead-in, Act I, is defenestration.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM (CDGwz)

470 449 Camp newsletter should be titled: The Winston Wolfe Warning
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (87EdW)

No Pants Journal

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM (RD7QR)

471 Have I told you about my lord and savior, Prometheus?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (q80AH)

I saw a link to a movie review to that one online recently (didn't watch it) under the heading, "Movies So Bad they Killed a Franchise".

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (Kpl3J)

472 ??As I point out from time to time, during the Lewinsky affair the WH press office reported that Jesse Jackson was present with the Clintons, 'Providing spiritual guidance'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (CDGwz)

In the form of a joint.

Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (QE8X6)

473 Always good to get another perspective. Here we learn that some people think @LindseyGrahamSC hasn't been sufficiently supportive of the president in the impeachment fight

-

SOMEBODY SHOULD DO SOMETHING!!!

- Lindsay Graham, Chairman Judiciary Committee

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (nsE7Q)

474 444 438
In fairness, we have a great combination of people who are pretty smart and wanting to talk and figure things out, and they're a bunch of pillow-biting idiots on the take.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 01:02 PM (e/H31)

==========

And then there's me.

Have I told you about my lord and savior, Prometheus?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (q80AH)

False god!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (NWiLs)

475 471 Have I told you about my lord and savior, Prometheus?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (q80AH)

I saw a link to a movie review to that one online recently (didn't watch it) under the heading, "Movies So Bad they Killed a Franchise".
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (Kpl3J)

=========

Considering there was another movie in the franchise after it...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (q80AH)

476 Projection again. Hillary is the very embodiment of
Jezebel right down to her husband Ahab. I'm looking forward to the dogs
eating her body outside the city gates.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (aS1PU)
I am looking forward to pissing on her grave.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (jYnPD)

477 >>And with the gorgeous and pouty Hope Sandoval


Nice.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (rSy9P)

478 Ah, Pope Francis Sin-Ultra strikes again. Heaven help our Catholic brothers and sisters.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (iuFgi)

Join us on the dark side!

The Protestants!

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (gmo/4)

479 PDT has a miniature Giraffe.

He named it Vlad.

Posted by: eleven at October 25, 2019 01:08 PM (tH5fk)

480 476 Projection again. Hillary is the very embodiment of
Jezebel right down to her husband Ahab. I'm looking forward to the dogs
eating her body outside the city gates.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (aS1PU)
I am looking forward to pissing on her grave.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (jYnPD)

==========

She'll outlive us all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:08 PM (q80AH)

481 Projection again. Hillary is the very embodiment of Jezebel right down to her husband Ahab. I'm looking forward to the dogs eating her body outside the city gates.
Posted by: DR.WTF

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Nope. Not touching it. We'll stick to the bull pizzles, thanks.

Posted by: The Dogs at October 25, 2019 01:08 PM (oqrJk)

482 Has Obama said anything profound yet ever?
Posted by: Caliban at October 25, 2019 01:06 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2019 01:08 PM (ejd/p)

483 So Hillary just trots out Bible verses to try to impress the religious folks in the audience? Melania reminds her of Jezebel. Why? Because she's foreign born? Which prophets did Melania kill? I think there's whole lot of bodies stacked up behind the Clintons .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (WI7YS)

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Word. When Jezebel is referenced again in Revelation, one of the primary offenses was her insistence that the Hebrews of her time keep their God-worship to only the Sabbath, and that it was permissible, if not REQUIRED, that they follow all the pagan rituals she and Ahab enforced throughout the rest of the week, in order to be permitted to work, participate in commerce, etc...

WHO IS IT that more exemplifies the lifestyle of "put on my Christian beliefs on Sunday and then take all that crap off before Monday hits?"

Hillary is a damned snake. I think she's got a kundalini possession, to boot, but that's another story...

Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 01:08 PM (XiVKO)

484 Camp newsletter should be titled: The Winston Wolfe Warning
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (87EdW)
+++++++++++++
The Gauche Gazette

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (e/H31)

485 I don't listen to the Jesus and Mary Chain enough.

Honey's Dead is a great LP.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (rSy9P)

486 The dam is starting to break:
HUGE HUGE HUGE
https://tinyurl.com/yyz2lgvs
HUGE HUGE HUGE

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (aR6C/)

487 Has Obama said anything profound yet

--

We are our brothers' keepers! It says so in the Bible!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (nsE7Q)

488 Babylon Bee has a funny on the 7 signs that we're living in the end times.

Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (gmo/4)

489 >>> We will need subtlety to evade the guards. Perhaps "Guns Tits". Posted by: Someguy at October 25, 2019 01:00 PM (QJ8Jo)

Japanese Americans in the FDR internment camps got to do newsletters, I think out in the open. So I don't see why we wouldn't be allowed to.

There is a nationally traveling exhibit of all the amazing art and furniture they created, from random bits of wood or stone or whatever they could find, to beautify their barracks. So lots for us to do in the camps together.

Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (hvf9s)

490 Are Sydney Blumenthal and Dick "Dick" Blumenthal related?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (Ct55T)

491
Have I told you about my lord and savior, Prometheus?
=======
Seriously I think the alien series is about the devil becoming material and attempting to take over the universe and remake it in his own image and likeness. Cause the ending of Covenant.

Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (C5SVV)

492 486 The dam is starting to break:
HUGE HUGE HUGE
https://tinyurl.com/yyz2lgvs
HUGE HUGE HUGE
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (aR6C/)

So it's huge?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

493 LOL Gallup admits that they didn't check immigration status of people they asked in their 52% want impeachment poll...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

494 About those Pacamama fertility symbols thrown in the Tiber:

But Amazonian Bp. José Luis Azcona of Marajó in the Amazon region disagrees, confirming that "Pachamama" is a pagan goddess and denouncing the rituals in the Vatican.
In those rituals there is the devil, there is magic, he said in a sermon given Oct. 16 in Brazil.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (WI7YS)

495 Considering there was another movie in the franchise after it..."

He's trying to engineer a takeover of the thread

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (6qErC)

496 As I point out from time to time, during the Lewinsky affair the WH press office reported that Jesse Jackson was present with the Clintons, 'Providing spiritual guidance'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (CDGwz)


Until the revelations about his bastard child with an organization underling came out. It was like Comedy Club material.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (y7DUB)

497 Hillary is a damned snake. I think she's got a kundalini possession, to boot, but that's another story...
Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 01:08 PM (XiVKO)

Kundalini Alfredo is right tasty.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (NWiLs)

498 This is a big lie. I look at other twitter timelines. I spend a lot of time on Would You Fuck My Wife...Please.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (pw+jk)

499 478 Ah, Pope Francis Sin-Ultra strikes again. Heaven help our Catholic brothers and sisters.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (iuFgi)

Join us on the dark side!

The Protestants!
Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (gmo/4)


"Pffft!"

- - The Weather Controllers

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (zBaqJ)

500 441 My husband teases me because I want a baby goat, a miniature horse, and a meerkat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 25, 2019 01:03 PM (ptqGC)

Unless you have a problem with rattlesnakes you do NOT want a baby goat. They grow up to be big goats and are a big nuisance. Besides, they are considered a "farm animal" and are probably prohibited in a residential neighborhood.

Posted by: Vic at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (mpXpK)

501 So it's huge?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)


No.

Posted by: MSM at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

502 486
The dam is starting to break:
HUGE HUGE HUGE
https://tinyurl.com/yyz2lgvs
HUGE HUGE HUGE


Sydney Powell is a treasure.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (vWMNq)

503 Is Cumming's funeral going on right now? Anyone talking in tongues yet? overcome by his spirit?

Posted by: IC at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (a0IVu)

504 Cause the ending of Covenant.

Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (C5SVV)

I am glad I did not watch Covenant, then.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (jYnPD)

505 Join us on the dark side!

The Protestants!


Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (gmo/4)




Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem
[bonk]

Posted by: Monks at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (q1Pj5)

506 Went to NRO to see if they are covering this criminal investigation of the Russia hoax. Not. One. Story.

Maybe they'll see it is being spun at other leftist outlets and follow suit.

Speaks volumes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (iw59Q)

507 I don't listen to the Jesus and Mary Chain enough.

Honey's Dead is a great LP.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (rSy9P)

-

IIRC that one was a fairly decent commercial success, too. Pretty interesting to ponder those things with the benefit of hindsight.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (nsE7Q)

508 nood Biden..eww

Posted by: IC at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (a0IVu)

509 As I point out from time to time, during the Lewinsky affair the WH press office reported that Jesse Jackson was present with the Clintons, 'Providing spiritual guidance'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (CDGwz)

---------

Try imagining that meeting. Either it was the most awkward 15 minutes in history or they spent it over Scotch and blow yukking it up about the gullible rubes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (oqrJk)

510 491
Have I told you about my lord and savior, Prometheus?
=======
Seriously I think the alien series is about the devil becoming material and attempting to take over the universe and remake it in his own image and likeness. Cause the ending of Covenant.
Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (C5SVV)

=========

Retconning a bunch of stuff in that idea, but the devil would then be David the android.

On the whole, I do think David is a more interesting antagonist than the xenomorph.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (q80AH)

511 Has Obama said anything profound yet

--

We are our brothers' keepers! It says so in the Bible!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM


****

How many times has he said "I" so far?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (axyOa)

512 I am ordering the book and had it not been for the bleatings of Blumenthal, I probably would never have heard of it.

The Masshole Weld says that he would easily vote for Biden over Trump.

These weasels never cease to amaze me.

Posted by: Cheri at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (oiNtH)

513 492 486 The dam is starting to break:
HUGE HUGE HUGE
https://tinyurl.com/yyz2lgvs
HUGE HUGE HUGE
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (aR6C/)

So it's huge?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

But is it YYUUUGGE?

Posted by: Fox2! at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (PwmMm)

514 Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 01:08 PM (XiVKO)

I think she's possessed with something. Normal people go and witness voodoo rituals on their honeymoon?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (WI7YS)

515 Join us on the dark side!"

Eddie and the Cruisers?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (6qErC)

516 The dam is starting to break: New FBI Lovebirds text prove 302 manipulation.
"I made those edits you requested...."

HUGE HUGE HUGE
https://tinyurl.com/yyz2lgvs
HUGE HUGE HUGE

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (aR6C/)

517 Obama was a Red Diaper Baby born, bred, raised, and trained to be a Manchurian Candidate from day one.
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Dtf6

In 1980, when Bernadine Dohrn (gf of Bill Ayers) turned herself in, she said "by every means necessary, I remain committed to the struggle." Yeah, her pal, Obama, in the White House.

Posted by: FloridaMan at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (B8eTP)

518 Lyndsey Graham, with his master John McCain *spit*, is up to his eyeballs on the wrong side of the coup.

Posted by: monkey at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (CLteG)

519 449
Camp newsletter should be titled: The Winston Wolfe Warning

well, juding by the wolfe pit youtube channel, the wolfe warning would primarily involve microwaving breaded things.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (sGtp+)

520 Camp newsletter should be titled: The Winston Wolfe Warning

My favorite suggestion yet. Seconded.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

521 Jim Hoft @gatewaypundit
2h
Breaking Poll: 52% Say Impeachment Is Political Stunt by Democrats - 59% Say It's a Waste of Time

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (BqBId)

522 Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem
[bonk]


Posted by: Monks at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (q1Pj5)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (jYnPD)

523 495 Considering there was another movie in the franchise after it..."

He's trying to engineer a takeover of the thread
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 25, 2019 01:11 PM (6qErC)

========

We're post 400 comments. It's anything goes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (q80AH)

524 >>IIRC that one was a fairly decent commercial success, too. Pretty interesting to ponder those things with the benefit of hindsight.


Hard as hell to find an original LP issue for under $85 or so.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (rSy9P)

525 Nood.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (ECrgQ)

526 Coke + meth. Did he smile?
__________

Not meth. Meth messes up your looks. Barky is way too vain to risk that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (k4dH2)

527 >>Until the revelations about his bastard child with an organization underling came out. It was like Comedy Club material.


My favorite part of that story was how he announced he would take time off to contemplate his sins on, like, a Thursday and he was back in business the following Tuesday. Apparently it only took a long weekend to emotionally wrap that whole episode up, LOL.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (bDqIh)

528 "Take my wife.. from behind!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko updates the punchline at October 25, 2019 01:14 PM (Ct55T)

529 So much of the deterioration of out politics and culture as well as most of the distrust, mistrust, disunity and outright hostility of our body politic can be laid at the feet of the Clinton's, who oozed out of the Arkansas swamps, with their flacks, hacks and courtiers.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 25, 2019 01:14 PM (NFEMn)

530 513 492 486 The dam is starting to break:
HUGE HUGE HUGE
https://tinyurl.com/yyz2lgvs
HUGE HUGE HUGE
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (aR6C/)

So it's huge?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

But is it YYUUUGGE?
Posted by: Fox2! at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (PwmMm)

I prefer "Girthy".

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 25, 2019 01:14 PM (CLteG)

531 Off Mitt Romney sock!

Posted by: JoeF. at October 25, 2019 01:14 PM (NFEMn)

532 513
492 486 The dam is starting to break:

HUGE HUGE HUGE

https://tinyurl.com/yyz2lgvs

HUGE HUGE HUGE

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 25, 2019 01:09 PM (aR6C/)



So it's huge?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)



But is it YYUUUGGE?

Posted by: Fox2! at October 25, 2019 01:12 PM (PwmMm)

Ooh baby, you're the hugest ever!

Posted by: That's What She Said at October 25, 2019 01:14 PM (q1Pj5)

533 Jack Straw was right when he said February 2017 was THE most important month.
I have a feeling that the left is going to go even more apoplectic and super soon.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 25, 2019 01:15 PM (aR6C/)

534 Cause the ending of Covenant.

Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (C5SVV)

I am glad I did not watch Covenant, then.
=======
It is truly a ringing endorsement against "science".

Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 01:15 PM (GdcNY)

535 Ah, Pope Francis Sin-Ultra strikes again. Heaven help our Catholic brothers and sisters.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 25, 2019 01:05 PM (iuFgi)

Join us on the dark side!

The Protestants!
Posted by: Archer at October 25, 2019 01:07 PM (gmo/4)


Every new Lutheran gets a free one-year subscription to the "Lutheran Satire" YouTube channel.

Posted by: reason at October 25, 2019 01:15 PM (XiVKO)

536 Pope Francis Sin-Ultra strikes again. Heaven help our Catholic brothers and sisters.

Posted by: Darrell Harris
-------------

During 1300's when the church was falling into corruption, the chronicler Henry of Hereford wrote, "Look...at the dangerous situation of those in their charge, and tremble!"

Sadly, very very sadly, I begin to have the same feelings about the leadership of the Methodist Church.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:15 PM (xSo9G)

537 Gallup admits that they didn't check immigration status of people they asked in their 52% want impeachment poll...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

Yep. This is why I never take seriously any poll of adults. Gotta be narrowed to registered voters at least.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2019 01:15 PM (xPl2J)

538 Hard as hell to find an original LP issue for under $85 or so.

Posted by: garrett at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (rSy9P)

-

Dang. Out of curiosity, does that include European sources, too?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 25, 2019 01:15 PM (nsE7Q)

539 >>> Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 25, 2019 01:01 PM (87EdW)

Yes, it's obvious that the Marc Antony speech indicts Brutus and the traitors of Caesar, not Caesar. But it's worded beautifully to disguise that at first. I posted it more to show that eulogies have been weaponized and politicized for a long time, than I did to say that is what the sycophants at the Cummings funeral are doing. They are trying to get slight digs at Trump in, but that is different.

Posted by: LizLem at October 25, 2019 01:16 PM (hvf9s)

540 My favorite part of that story was how he announced he would take time off to contemplate his sins on, like, a Thursday and he was back in business the following Tuesday. Apparently it only took a long weekend to emotionally wrap that whole episode up, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 01:13 PM (bDqIh)


That's right, I'd forgotten that. And years later he was being a deadbeat on child support.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 25, 2019 01:16 PM (y7DUB)

541 Heading to get nood for a bit.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 25, 2019 01:17 PM (nsE7Q)

542 "Breaking Poll: 52% Say Impeachment Is Political Stunt by Democrats - 59% Say It's a Waste of Time"

Any comments from Lurker on this?

Posted by: Chris M at October 25, 2019 01:17 PM (eAZVt)

543 It's gonna be great. Really Really Great.

The Best.

I hope that some media people will wind up in jail or at least bankrupted by process. The FUSION GPS people, must, at least, be ruined.

Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 01:17 PM (AiJOH)

544 So much of the deterioration of out politics and culture as well as most of the distrust, mistrust, disunity and outright hostility of our body politic can be laid at the feet of the Clinton's, who oozed out of the Arkansas swamps, with their flacks, hacks and courtiers.
Posted by: Mitt Romney
--------

Sewer trout, who swam upstream into political life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 25, 2019 01:17 PM (xSo9G)

545 539 Yep. This is why I never take seriously any poll of adults. Gotta be narrowed to registered voters at least.


Me neither.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at October 25, 2019 01:18 PM (vWMNq)

546 Whoa, did she actually say that at Cummings' funeral?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 25, 2019 01:04 PM (bDqIh)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2019 01:18 PM (WI7YS)

547 Breaking Poll: 52% Say Impeachment Is Political Stunt by Democrats - 59% Say It's a Waste of Time"

Any comments from Lurker on this?
======
Polls don't mean sh!+

Posted by: smirking smurker at October 25, 2019 01:18 PM (AiJOH)

548 541
Heading to get nood for a bit.


Me too.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at October 25, 2019 01:18 PM (vWMNq)

549 "Love the One You're With"
=======

Err...ahh...love the one she's with...err...ahh...love the one he's with...err...ahh...whatever!

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at October 25, 2019 01:18 PM (377Zs)

550 I caught you ace ! you spelled Mifsud correctly !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 25, 2019 01:19 PM (M+Lyo)

551 NOOD

Posted by: IrishEi at October 25, 2019 01:19 PM (sGotD)

552 Sorry. Lizzy. She didn't say it directly but she said Cummings stood against a wicked leader like an Ahab and Jezebel.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 25, 2019 01:20 PM (WI7YS)

553 Maybe Obama has a disease or something. He likely knows where to find some good ones.

Posted by: klaftern at October 25, 2019 01:22 PM (RuIsu)

554 Retconning a bunch of stuff in that idea, but the devil would then be David the android.
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Exactly.

the underlying theme is the sin of pride

the devils sin

man's sin

David is the inversion of Christ - and he means to re-populate the cosmos with his creation

"David".

"Covenant".

Posted by: simplemind at October 25, 2019 01:25 PM (Fl7Ab)

555 I can't decide which is sadder, that parents would bribe a college to take their kid (just how worthless ARE these kids?) or that they felt they had to bribe a college like UCSD to get them in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 25, 2019 12:23 PM (KZzsI)

As I understand it, these people were not "bribing colleges" to take their crotch-fruit; they were bribing individuals or hiring fixers to game the admissions system to ensure their kids got a place, thereby denying entry spots to more qualified kids whose parents didn't game the system.

Bribing colleges has always been legal. Donate 50 million bucks to Evergreen U. to build "Taylor Hall", and your kid will be given a ride and degree.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2019 01:32 PM (QugKX)

556 Way late to this thread, but a thought. I started out life as a journalist with a degree in magazine journalism. There was a vague hierarchical aspiration list I had in mind about the kind of magazine I would want to write for and The Atlantic was probably my top pick. They wrote good long form journalism. Several of its writers were also book authors. My point is that I think Jonah and the rest of the gaggle at NRO or wherever were driven, as most of us are, by some level of professional ambition. But what they failed to grasp was that what they were reaching for no longer exists, i.e. those pinnacle media outlets aren't there anymore except in name only. Whether it's the NYT, WaPo, CNN or any of the networks, none of them are of good quality. Their business models have failed revealing them to be run by untalented and unprincipled propagandists. Barr, Dunham, and Horowitz threaten to expose many of these organizations as corrupt and dishonest; not a great brand position for companies whose business is build on being a reliable source of information. If the dems lose this battle, they lose their careers. Jonah and his ilk were successful atop a little molehill of conservative writers in the shadow of a liberal media mountain. By being polite, they were occasionally invited up the mountain to enjoy the view. But the mountain is shaking and crumbling and Goldberg has nowhere up to go, so he sits on his molehill deriding those he said he wanted to influence. He sits amidst a revolution and refuses to cover it.

Posted by: IanDeal at October 25, 2019 01:39 PM (vgGyZ)

557 getcha pull-- thanks, I've got that for the next post at 2pm

Posted by: ace at October 25, 2019 01:48 PM (PbpT7)

558 I still like Lindsay 2.0, and I think his reasoning on not opening Senate hearings b/c Senators would be the jury in an impeachment trial makes sense. Hopefully I'm not just being naive like usual.

Posted by: mediapostate at October 25, 2019 02:20 PM (9T5fu)

559 I thought nobody else had noticed the love for Coaston but man do they love her.

Posted by: Sam Beezi at October 25, 2019 02:26 PM (ktjoK)

560 556, way cool description.

Posted by: whig at October 25, 2019 02:56 PM (MItID)

561 173 Obama was a Red Diaper Baby born, bred, raised, and trained to be a Manchurian Candidate from day one.
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2019 12:13 PM (Dtf6

This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 25, 2019 12:28 PM (YqDXo)


Disagree. Obama was a street free agent, and was picked up on waivers by his Communist uncle figure as a young teen.

But in fairness, Obama rose through the ranks to the top rather quickly, as only a Manchurian Candidate could

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 25, 2019 06:15 PM (sy5kK)

562 Ditto.

Posted by: Case at October 25, 2019 10:12 PM (Wk8Z4)

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