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Horror: Truck Discovered Near London Containing 39 Dead Bodies, In Likely Human Smuggling Mishap

They're using refrigerated trucks to smuggle in illegals. Those seal up pretty tight to keep the cold in.

They also keep fresh air from coming in, and almost 40 people in an enclosed space will quickly exhaust the oxygen and fill the hold with high levels of carbon dioxide.

Britain has upped its surveillance at airports and sea ports so human smugglers are moving to trucking illegal migrants on trucks. The trucks are loaded aboard ships for transport.

I would imagine the deaths occurred when the truck was aboard the ship at sea. The sea noise and general noise from lots of trucks and cars and containers moving around would probably drown out the screams and pounding of the dying migrants.

This will be used by Open Borders people -- and anti-Brexit Remainders -- to argue that we need Open Borders forever.

Instead of just making sure that illegal migrants cannot stay in the countries they illegally move to, thus taking away the incentive for such dangerous trips.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:12 PM




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1 i heard they were all chinese nationals.

Posted by: IC at October 24, 2019 05:13 PM (a0IVu)

2 how did this happen?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 24, 2019 05:14 PM (sy5kK)

3 No jokes. too dark.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2019 05:15 PM (Kpl3J)

4 rd

Posted by: Priapism at October 24, 2019 05:15 PM (2cfUo)

5 It's Trump's fault!

Okay, we got that out of the way.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 24, 2019 05:15 PM (zY/o1)

6 Idiots,

Everyone knows you need to cut a hole in the box first. Fucking millennials.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at October 24, 2019 05:16 PM (al2Cf)

7 Human traffickers are evil. No way around it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2019 05:16 PM (WI7YS)

8 This is like season two of The Wire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2019 05:16 PM (AzW6q)

9 I haven't read anything about the driver. Is it remotely possible he didn't know he was transporting living people instead of goods that needed to be refrigerated?

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 24, 2019 05:16 PM (R5LCh)

10 We need to certify human traffickers to prevent...

Posted by: klaftern at October 24, 2019 05:16 PM (RuIsu)

11 Out for the left: national socialism.

In for the left: anti-national socialism, or global socialism

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 24, 2019 05:16 PM (FEQY4)

12 Euphemism of the day: "Mishap".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 24, 2019 05:17 PM (+y/Ru)

13 No screaming. They simply drift into unconsciousness.

Posted by: 13times at October 24, 2019 05:17 PM (K3B2k)

14 Yep. I got nothin'. Top ten?

Posted by: cornbred at October 24, 2019 05:17 PM (qaIUA)

15 Not to be crude, but I guess there are LOTS of down sides to illegal immigration.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 24, 2019 05:17 PM (xptlg)

16 When you subsidize this kind of thing, this is what you get. I'm waiting for them to find the shipping crate full of dead little girls. Or, at least the reporting of it, because I'm certain its happened already at least once.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2019 05:17 PM (KZzsI)

17 3 No jokes. too dark.
Posted by: Tom Servo


We were approaching the topic of 'witches' summoning demons in the thread below. Against the bad orange man who is orange and bad.

That saying about the dark night always descending on America but landing in Europe comes to mind. I've read enough HP Lovecraft to know that summoning entities from outside our nice curated universe is a bad idea.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 05:17 PM (ykYG2)

18 These were Chinese nationals. Unclean infidels. No great loss.

Posted by: Sharia London at October 24, 2019 05:17 PM (Pzzpr)

19 From now on, buses instead of trucks shall be used to transit illegal aliens and the buses shall carry signage that reads "No Illegals Aboard. Ignore the Windows and Pretend It's A Truck."

This approach will be lawful and save lives and that's all that matters.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 24, 2019 05:18 PM (6eEQ+)

20 I'll hold my fire until I hear what Matt Gaetz has to say about this.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 24, 2019 05:18 PM (sWM8x)

21 No jokes. too dark.

They knowingly chose to sneak their way into England and it failed. England will now have to cough up money and resources for their illegal act.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 24, 2019 05:18 PM (zY/o1)

22 No screaming. They simply drift into unconsciousness.
Posted by: 13times
........

yeah.. that's what I was thinking..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 24, 2019 05:18 PM (so+oy)

23 Are they sure it wasn't just a Soylent Green delivery truck?

Posted by: wth at October 24, 2019 05:18 PM (v0R5T)

24 I liked the Katie Hill thread better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 24, 2019 05:19 PM (+y/Ru)

25 What the hell? Who does this human smuggling?

Posted by: dantesed at October 24, 2019 05:19 PM (88xKn)

26 4 8 15 16 23 42

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 24, 2019 05:19 PM (RUnSJ)

27 I heard this story last night on BBC radio. I think the coyote is a Irish national.
Good thing we've got the Brexit backstop. F'n Irish.

Posted by: 13times at October 24, 2019 05:19 PM (K3B2k)

28 Are we sure they are not Ukranian oil and gas company auditors?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 24, 2019 05:19 PM (YslsA)

29 Is it remotely possible he didn't know he was transporting living people instead of goods that needed to be refrigerated?

Story I read says he passed out when he saw the bodies. Not sure if that answers the question though.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 24, 2019 05:19 PM (dUJdY)

30 Should I have not said that out loud?

Posted by: wth at October 24, 2019 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

31 If I know am going to voluntarily be locked up in a container, I'm bringing a metal punch, hammer and hacksaw blade.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 24, 2019 05:21 PM (mesZS)

32 Ban refrigerated trucks! For the children.

Posted by: Moms Demand More Wine at October 24, 2019 05:21 PM (Pzzpr)

33 17 3 No jokes. too dark.
Posted by: Tom Servo

We were approaching the topic of 'witches' summoning demons in the thread below. Against the bad orange man who is orange and bad.

That saying about the dark night always descending on America but landing in Europe comes to mind. I've read enough HP Lovecraft to know that summoning entities from outside our nice curated universe is a bad idea.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 05:17 PM (ykYG2)
=======
OT: Someone recommended the movie Witch (or VVitch) the other day. It is a good flick, and I can agree with that suggestion.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 24, 2019 05:21 PM (xptlg)

34 25
What the hell? Who does this human smuggling?

Posted by: dantesed


Apparently nobody very bright. I mean, a 3 year old knows to punch holes in the box holding the hamster.

Posted by: pep at October 24, 2019 05:21 PM (T6t7i)

35 i heard they were all chinese nationals.

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They left the utopia of socialist China for this?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 24, 2019 05:21 PM (+y/Ru)

36 So wait a second
Was the refrig on or off?
Cuz on means they fall asleep but off means they suffocate and are aware

Posted by: random lurker commenter at October 24, 2019 05:22 PM (97clb)

37 26
4 8 15 16 23 42

and powerball?

Posted by: Anachronda at October 24, 2019 05:22 PM (sGtp+)

38 liked the Katie Hill thread better

Make Love, Not Asphyxiated Corpses

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 05:23 PM (ykYG2)

39 What will LeBron say now?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 24, 2019 05:23 PM (+y/Ru)

40 Too bad Juan Williams wasn't in the truck.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2019 05:23 PM (aKsyK)

41 Some people just need killin'. Human smugglers for instance.

I do not denounce myself.

Posted by: nip at October 24, 2019 05:23 PM (Izot6)

42 The crazy part about this story is that I have actually BEEN to Grays, the city where the bodies were discovered. Basically zero tourists ever go there, but I had a specific reason. Been there four times, actually. The area near the river is a vast interlocking series of container shipping port facilities.

Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2019 05:23 PM (PsL+s)

43 The solution to end this migrant nightmare is clear...ban refrigerated trucks.

*liberal logic 101*

Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2019 05:23 PM (hvf9s)

44 Dying from inhaling carbon dioxide is nasty. VERY nasty. Besides causing a burning sensation, carbon dioxide triggers the breathing impulse, so the person becomes increasingly frantic and agitated before dying, unlike inhaling, e.g., nitrogen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 05:23 PM (YqDXo)

45 Using containers to sneak across borders is fairly common. My guess is that no one bothered to notice that this was a reefer...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 24, 2019 05:23 PM (6qErC)

46 Must be fake news.....everyone knows China is a great place and no citizen there would want to leave. THEY WERE KIDNAPPED by the evil Human Traffickers...

/

Posted by: TeeRoy Jenkins at October 24, 2019 05:24 PM (YSpN9)

47 Apparently nobody very bright. I mean, a 3 year old knows to punch holes in the box holding the hamster.
Posted by: pep at October 24, 2019 05:21 PM (T6t7i)
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I' guessing that once the coyote (or whatever they call it over there) gets his money, his interest in the survivability of his clients goes way down.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 24, 2019 05:24 PM (BLD7q)

48 This has happened in Texas a couple of times - some truck driver shuts up a semi-load of illegals and cuts off all their air for 24 hours. Literally treating people worse than cattle.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2019 05:24 PM (Kpl3J)

49 This will be used by Open Borders people -- and anti-Brexit Remainders -- to argue that we need Open Borders forever.

Instead of just making sure that illegal migrants cannot stay in the countries they illegally move to, thus taking away the incentive for such dangerous trips.

++++++++++++
Yes indeed. Open borders are a humanitarian imperative, and laws against open borders are racist. This will be the play. Because they're disingenuous bastards.

Posted by: Lepin, terminator of Lego at October 24, 2019 05:24 PM (e/H31)

50 They got a chilly reception from the locals.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2019 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

51 When you order Chinese delivery and it goes bad before it even gets there

Posted by: Seen on Twitter at October 24, 2019 05:24 PM (pmRtj)

52 25 -- Conscience -free, avaricius sociopaths.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 24, 2019 05:24 PM (R5LCh)

53 China isn't exactly socialist anymore. It's like that old saying about South Africa - capitalism for the rich, socialism for the proles, fascism for dissidents.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 05:24 PM (ykYG2)

54 Cartwright!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2019 05:25 PM (ZLI7S)

55

Did Ozzy Osbourne Really Bite The Head Off A Bat And Stuff It Up Richard Gere's Ass Who Was Getting A BeeJay By Rod Stewart At The Time Right Before A Concert?

Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at October 24, 2019 05:25 PM (nuLGR)

56 Off toy sock.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 24, 2019 05:25 PM (e/H31)

57 41 Some people just need killin'. Human smugglers for instance.

I do not denounce myself.
Posted by: nip at October 24, 2019 05:23 PM (Izot6)

"if it wasn't me it would have just been someone else"
- Gyorgy Schwartz

Posted by: random lurker commenter at October 24, 2019 05:25 PM (97clb)

58 @NewsBreaking

NEW: President Trump says that he will attend the World Series on Sunday, if the series reaches Game 5; when asked if he will throw the first pitch, Trump says "I don't know. They got to dress me up in a lot of heavy armor. I'll look too heavy - I don't like that." - Bloomberg

Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2019 05:25 PM (cF8AT)

59 This is the beginning of the end for Trump's racist immigration policies.

Posted by: Don Lemon's Thoughtful Face at October 24, 2019 05:25 PM (XQupF)

60 Human smugglers"

? It's not "smuggling". They're passengers.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 24, 2019 05:26 PM (6qErC)

61 18 These were Chinese nationals. Unclean infidels. No great loss.
Posted by: Sharia London at October 24, 2019 05:17 PM (Pzzpr)

Krafty Asians.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 24, 2019 05:26 PM (RUnSJ)

62 My initial thought when I saw the headline was that they had tried to get heat by using a hibachi or something similarly stupid but this makes more sense. Coyotes everywhere, I guess.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 24, 2019 05:26 PM (RD7QR)

63 But if the UK clamps down on this, the price of tomatoes may increase by 0.06% and that would collapse the economy!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 24, 2019 05:26 PM (FiUMj)

64 I dispute the 3 year old knows about the holes thing.

My 3 year old suffocated the class hamster when I was in second grade. Dropped it in the food coffee can, added the lid.

Posted by: nip at October 24, 2019 05:27 PM (Izot6)

65 They're using refrigerated trucks to smuggle in illegals


Refrigerated, eh?

So then it wasn't ICE that got them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 24, 2019 05:27 PM (aktsl)

66 Fascinating story over at Legal Insurrection, may be worthy of it's own post later. Iranian Beauty Queen is being held by Philippine authorities because Iran put out an Interpol Alert on her. Her crime? Criticizing the Iranian Government. She says the Government will kill her if she's sent back.

Looks like a fantastic opportunity for Trump to offer her asylum, be some very good optics there. I'm sure the Philippines want this situation off their hands as soon as possible.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2019 05:27 PM (Kpl3J)

67 13 No screaming. They simply drift into unconsciousness.
Posted by: 13times at October 24, 2019 05:17 PM (K3B2k)


No, they don't. That's true of an inert gas, such as N2, but NOT of CO2. Quite the contrary - they doubtless were screaming and panic-stricken because rising CO2 levels in the blood trigger the impulse to breathe.

That's why it's a bad idea to hyperventilate before swimming underwater. You purge most of the CO2 from your blood stream, and then as you consume the oxygen the resulting CO2 levels in the blood are not sufficient to make you realize you need to surface and breathe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 05:27 PM (YqDXo)

68 Fortunately for Donald, the chances of a game five are remote at this rate.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 05:27 PM (ykYG2)

69 Maybe if the leftists and globalists were not outright inviting migrant invasions, shit like this might not happen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 24, 2019 05:27 PM (85Gof)

70 Off topic, but just finished reading the massive comment dump on the bong bimbo. Couldn't post there because of the auto ban hammer.

From some pretty reputable sources, it appears that @mattgaetz is a fake account. His real account is @RepMattGaetz.

Posted by: TN Deplorable at October 24, 2019 05:27 PM (mgeBd)

71 I'm axing cuz I don't know.....why is game 5 significant? And I'm assuming a Washington DC team is the world series?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (FiUMj)

72 The Philippines has a lot of hot chicks already and they might not need another one.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (ykYG2)

73 65 They're using refrigerated trucks to smuggle in illegals


Refrigerated, eh?

So then it wasn't ICE that got them.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 24, 2019 05:27 PM (aktsl)

Dude. That was cold.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (NWiLs)

74 None of the open borders fans seem to be in favor of blaming the shitholes being vacated.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (y7DUB)

75 44 Dying from inhaling carbon dioxide is nasty. VERY nasty. Besides causing a burning sensation, carbon dioxide triggers the breathing impulse, so the person becomes increasingly frantic and agitated before dying, unlike inhaling, e.g., nitrogen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 05:23 PM (YqDXo)
=======
I seem to recall reading something similar. The argument was that Breathing Nitrogen in a contained space would be a Humane way to execute prisoners, not "cruel" or "unusual".

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (xptlg)

76


Wouldn't it be better for the president to go to Texas for a game?

Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (nuLGR)

77 What are the odds one of them was named Carbone?

Posted by: Fritz at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (2Mnv1)

78 DISCLAIMER - I am crafting this theorem 100% on an episode of Blacklist.

It's possible that the driver was about to get caught, so in order to salvage the operation, they parked the truck, aborted the run, and walked away.

Save themselves, and leave the cargo to perish without a second thought. What kind of evil does that require?

Posted by: reason at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (XiVKO)

79
My 3 year old suffocated the class hamster when I was in second grade. Dropped it in the food coffee can, added the lid.

Posted by: nip at October 24, 2019 05:27 PM (Izot6)

Wut?
Guess you were big for a second grader

Posted by: random lurker commenter at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (97clb)

80 Yeah, if we get rid of illegal aliens then someone will invent robots to do their jobs.

Then we use the robots to take over production of everything in the world.

Then we let the rest of the world revert to their amazon lost tribe norm and quit contacting them.

Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (HALdu)

81 From some pretty reputable sources, it appears that @mattgaetz is a fake account. His real account is @RepMattGaetz.
Posted by: TN Deplorable at October 24, 2019 05:27 PM (mgeBd)

___

Well....

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (FiUMj)

82 Pet Rock boxes had holes so the rock wouldn't suffocate.

Posted by: 13times at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (K3B2k)

83 44 Dying from inhaling carbon dioxide is nasty. VERY nasty. Besides causing a burning sensation, carbon dioxide triggers the breathing impulse, so the person becomes increasingly frantic and agitated before dying, unlike inhaling, e.g., nitrogen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 05:23 PM (YqDXo)

I was under the impression carbon dioxide isn't really noticeable to us.

Posted by: Someguy at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (QJ8Jo)

84 guessing that once the coyote (or whatever they call it over there) gets his money, his interest in the survivability of his clients goes way down."

They pay up front. No guarantee of arrival

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 24, 2019 05:29 PM (6qErC)

85 I heard a bit about this on radio news a few days ago and "driver charged with murder" and without context I thought it was a really sick serial murderer carting his kills around.

I have read that CO2 death is not horrific (like if you had to euthanize a pet yourself CO2 is an ok option) So hopefully the poor souls didn't suffer. Of course the SJWs will never accept any blame that the handouts afforded to illegals were bait that lured the victims into a deadly situation.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 24, 2019 05:29 PM (eASYU)

86

You had a 3 year old kid when you were in 2nd Grade?

Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at October 24, 2019 05:29 PM (nuLGR)

87 Was talking to an interesting Brit recently, on the Isle of Dogs, not far from where this incident occurred. He ranted on and on about the bizarre rules for who gets to be admitted as a permanent resident of England. He basically said that no Americans are allowed in these days, for any reason, no matter how wealthy, employed important, famous or useful they might be. Conversely, if a person is an uneducated hostile refugee, they are pretty much guaranteed permanent residency status, if they are from one of the "right" (i..e worst) countries. It infuriated him. I later found out why. He had met nd American woman who was quite wealthy, and they wanted to live together permanently in England (without getting married), but the government told him she would never be granted permission to stay in the country for any length of time beyond a standard "tourist visa" length.

he said they were scheming to dress her up in rags, learn a little Kurdish or Arabic, and claim to be a refugee with so much PTSD that she couldn't even speak. Heck, she'd be put on the fast track to ctizenship.

Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2019 05:30 PM (PsL+s)

88 83 < then I also stand corrected.

Posted by: 13times at October 24, 2019 05:30 PM (K3B2k)

89 My 3 year old suffocated the class hamster when I was in second grade. Dropped it in the food coffee can, added the lid.

Posted by: nip at October 24, 2019 05:27 PM (Izot6)




talk about children having children. hope someone went to jail for this.

Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 05:30 PM (HALdu)

90 Have the Iranian beauty queen throw out the first pitch.

Posted by: klaftern at October 24, 2019 05:30 PM (RuIsu)

91 sister, 3 year old sister.

Posted by: nip at October 24, 2019 05:30 PM (Izot6)

92 I'm axing cuz I don't know.....why is game 5 significant?

At this rate, there may not BE a game 5

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 24, 2019 05:30 PM (KZzsI)

93 73 65 They're using refrigerated trucks to smuggle in illegals


Refrigerated, eh?

So then it wasn't ICE that got them.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 24, 2019 05:27 PM (aktsl)

Dude. That was cold.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (NWiLs)

___

Not COOL guys.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 24, 2019 05:30 PM (FiUMj)

94 In other news: London Laundry Industry Experiences Acute Labor Shortage

Posted by: BBC at October 24, 2019 05:30 PM (v0R5T)

95 Yes, robots are your friend. Build lots.

Posted by: Definitely Not Skynet Texting From The Future at October 24, 2019 05:31 PM (ZLlh9)

96
Joe Biden Destroys Corn Pop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnOdKYE0Z4k

Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at October 24, 2019 05:31 PM (nuLGR)

97 Iranian Beauty Queen is being held by Philippine authorities "

Does she require... assistance?

*asking for a friend*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 24, 2019 05:31 PM (6qErC)

98 I wonder if it was sexual slaves for massage parlors and what not.

Posted by: Max Power at October 24, 2019 05:31 PM (q177U)

99 It's HAMPSTER!

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 24, 2019 05:31 PM (RUnSJ)

100 Is it remotely possible he didn't know he was transporting living people instead of goods that needed to be refrigerated?

The way smuggling works in UK is similar to how lorry theft used to work before all the GPS and CCD made it too risky -- the trucker is in on it, and paid to deliver the container to what is called a "slaughter" (for slaughterhouse because they strip the vehicle after emptying it.) where it is taken care of.

A legit trucker would not deliver a container to an empty warehouse for stripping, and you can not unload a bunch of illegals in the middle of a real warehouse.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 24, 2019 05:31 PM (LWu6U)

101 Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at October 24, 2019 05:29 PM (eASYU)

I think that's carbon monoxide.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 24, 2019 05:31 PM (mesZS)

102 My 8 year old daughter murdered our rooster by putting it in a toy box. Heat stroke.


I have had many pet deaths in my life.

Posted by: nip at October 24, 2019 05:32 PM (Izot6)

103 Iranian Beauty Queen is being held by Philippine authorities "




one of the best things to do with beauty queens is hold them.

Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 05:32 PM (HALdu)

104 under the impression carbon dioxide isn't really noticeable to us.

Watch 'Apollo 13'.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 05:32 PM (ykYG2)

105 I seem to recall reading something similar. The argument was that breathing nitrogen in a contained space would be a humane way to execute prisoners, not "cruel" or "unusual".
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (xptlg)


It would be. Working in an enclosed space on scientific equipment with a nitrogen purge is actually quite dangerous for this reason. No panic, no distress, just increasingly sleepiness until death. The person keeps consuming O2 and exhaling CO2, but only inhales N2.

The breathing impulse is not triggered by lack of O2, but rather by excess of CO2.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

106 "36 So wait a second
Was the refrig on or off?
Cuz on means they fall asleep but off means they suffocate and are aware"
*********
Reefer container temperature could be set at a comfort temp like 70 degrees and fans arranged for fresh air. On a sea voyage a cargo hold or even on deck the inside of the box could be very hot. Running the reefer at the right temp would be the way to make the trip bearable for the occupents. Chances are the driver and ships' crews involved had no idea people were in the container. Something obviously went wrong.

Posted by: Cosda at October 24, 2019 05:33 PM (XFCwC)

107 I wonder if the truck would have been stopped and inspected in Ireland if Brexit had taken place already.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 24, 2019 05:33 PM (iuFgi)

108 And now, for something more life affirming . . .

John Bresnahan@BresPolitico
NEW - The House Ethics Cmte is investigating Delegate Michael F.Q. San Nicolas (D-Guam) over allegations that he had a sexual relationship with a staffer and campaign finance abuses.

-
Hard to believe a guy named Fu Q. would be messing around.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 24, 2019 05:33 PM (+y/Ru)

109 The breathing impulse is not triggered by lack of O2, but rather by excess of CO2.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

And by Kate Upton in a bikini.

Posted by: pep at October 24, 2019 05:33 PM (T6t7i)

110 illegals


Refrigerated, eh?

So then it wasn't ICE that got them.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 24, 2019 05:27 PM (aktsl)

Dude. That was cold.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (NWiLs)

___

Not COOL guys.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 24, 2019 05:30 PM (FiUMj)

The degree of your lack of empathy frosts my ass.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 24, 2019 05:34 PM (mesZS)

111 one of the best things to do with beauty queens is hold them."

And squeeze them...

And try a little tenderness.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 24, 2019 05:34 PM (6qErC)

112 Whenever people go for past life regression, it's always someone sexy they were in a past life, like Cleopatra. I never heard: 'I found out I was an illegal Chinese immigrant who died in a refrigerated truck!'

Posted by: kallisto at October 24, 2019 05:34 PM (3uHwI)

113 under the impression carbon dioxide isn't really noticeable to us.


Nope. Experiment: hold your breath for 10 minutes.

You can't do it. Why? Because the carbon dioxide buildup in your bloodstream sends out the urgent signal, "Breathe, dumb ass!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

114 Guam is the island that is full of big spiders. It is not in the running for Alextopia.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 05:34 PM (ykYG2)

115 I was under the impression carbon dioxide isn't really noticeable to us.
Posted by: Someguy at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (QJ8Jo

You're thinking Carbon Monoxide. 'Sucking the tailpipe'.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 24, 2019 05:34 PM (Vy7tf)

116 I think that's carbon monoxide.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 24, 2019 05:31 PM (mesZS)
++++++++++++++
Whichever of carbon's many oxides!

Posted by: Archer at October 24, 2019 05:34 PM (e/H31)

117 http://bit.ly/32I3TyU
*******
Judge Rules Jeffrey Younger Can Share Guardianship over Son James

Posted by: nasty little shitbag at October 24, 2019 05:34 PM (BqBId)

118 >>> He ranted on and on about the bizarre rules for who gets to be admitted as a permanent resident of England. He basically said that no Americans are allowed in these days, for any reason, no matter how wealthy, employed important, famous or useful they might be.

Except for Meghan Markle; talk about privilege! And she doesn't even want it anymore, since they are threatening to move here.

Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2019 05:35 PM (hvf9s)

119 This was the storyline for season 2 of The Wire. Life imitating art.

Posted by: Lu at October 24, 2019 05:35 PM (FiUMj)

120 When they found Frankie Carbone in the truck, it took them three days to thaw the body out for the autopsy

Posted by: Henry Hill at October 24, 2019 05:35 PM (qAR6u)

121 I wonder if the truck would have been stopped and inspected in Ireland if Brexit had taken place already."

Beeb report says it came from Belgium...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 24, 2019 05:35 PM (6qErC)

122 This could be on CI SVU, but the criminals need to be white, conservative and Christian.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 24, 2019 05:35 PM (Uu+Jp)

123 Except for Meghan Markle; talk about privilege! And she doesn't even want it anymore, since they are threatening to move here.
Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2019 05:35 PM (hvf9s)




no give backs

Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 05:35 PM (HALdu)

124 Nope. Experiment: hold your breath for 10 minutes.



You can't do it. Why? Because the carbon dioxide buildup in your bloodstream sends out the urgent signal, "Breathe, dumb ass!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


So how to explain Jeffrey Epstein hanging himself by just sitting down?

Posted by: pep at October 24, 2019 05:36 PM (T6t7i)

125 Except for Meghan Markle; talk about privilege! And she doesn't even want it anymore, since they are threatening to move here.
Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2019 05:35 PM (hvf9s)
++++++++++
How far have we fallen that tories and royalists *want* to come here?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 24, 2019 05:36 PM (e/H31)

126 And by Kate Upton in a bikini.
Posted by: pep at October 24, 2019 05:33 PM (T6t7i)

*throws fastball in pep's general direction*

Posted by: Justin Verlander at October 24, 2019 05:36 PM (ayFCE)

127 and how many die at the hands of the coyotes as they cross Mexico? no one knows, half the females are raped ... but if they don't pay the coyote (or become human trafficked cargo), the coyote escort service will kill them. They DO control the traffic into USA.


How many die from the drugs, and the thugs, and the lack of health care for Americans because illegals absorb so much of it for free?


Our Congress is an enemy of the people ... "Close the Borders" has strong support, almost nothing is more adamantly opposed by our Criminal Congress.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 24, 2019 05:36 PM (Cus5s)

128 The nasty thing about CO2 (and double for CO) is that it locks up the oxygen-transport space in your hemoglobin molecules. CO is even worse in that it binds tighter than O2.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 24, 2019 05:36 PM (BLD7q)

129 I was under the impression carbon dioxide isn't really noticeable to us.
Posted by: Someguy at October 24, 2019 05:28 PM (QJ8Jo)


carbon monoxide is not noticeable. Oxygen deprivation is not noticeable. Carbon dioxide sucks since that is what makes you gasp for breath. I do not know if the CO2 levels would be that high though. More likely the O2 levels dropped low enough to kill them first.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 24, 2019 05:36 PM (LWu6U)

130 114 Guam is the island that is full of big spiders. It is not in the running for Alextopia.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 05:34 PM (ykYG2)

Has HUUUUGE snails. Do not walk around bare foot!
And Stone Fish and more nasties , wear shoes everywhere

Posted by: random lurker commenter at October 24, 2019 05:36 PM (97clb)

131 ]I have read that CO2 death is not horrific (like if you had to euthanize a pet yourself CO2 is an ok option)

No, it most certainly is NOT.

Open a bottle of soda water and take a deep hit. Notice that burning sensation? Now hold your breath for 10 minutes.

Would you like to die like that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 05:36 PM (YqDXo)

132 For the 'Ettes

Tom Selleck: I would say f*ck you to all of them. To all that are criticizing him for no reason and want him to resign for no reason. Just go to hell all of you!

https://t.co/qTToNzoqFX

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 24, 2019 05:37 PM (jYnPD)

133 118 >>> He ranted on and on about the bizarre rules for who gets to be admitted as a permanent resident of England. He basically said that no Americans are allowed in these days, for any reason, no matter how wealthy, employed important, famous or useful they might be.

Except for Meghan Markle; talk about privilege! And she doesn't even want it anymore, since they are threatening to move here.
Posted by: LizLem


The one way an American can become British is by marrying a Brit. Worked for her. In this guy's case, he is technically still married to his ex, because to torture him she never signed the divorce papers from years ago, so he can't marry his new American paramour. Yet, at least.

Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2019 05:37 PM (PsL+s)

134 "Well, it just doesn't get any more impeachable for Trump than this!" -- Pierre Delecto

Posted by: ShainS at October 24, 2019 05:37 PM (/yB8p)

135 There goes my happy fiction that the container people slipped into the big sleep - instead they went screaming. Ugh.

Posted by: 13times at October 24, 2019 05:38 PM (K3B2k)

136 114 Guam is the island that is full of big spiders. It is not in the running for Alextopia.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 05:34 PM (ykYG2)

Yep, one of which my Dad slew with his Air Force issue sidearm while stationed on Guam circa 1951.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 24, 2019 05:38 PM (RD7QR)

137 >>> It would be. Working in an enclosed space on scientific equipment with a nitrogen purge is actually quite dangerous for this reason. No panic, no distress, just increasingly sleepiness until death. The person keeps consuming O2 and exhaling CO2, but only inhales N2. The breathing impulse is not triggered by lack of O2, but rather by excess of CO2.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

It is both fascinating and frightening, the stuff the Horde knows.

Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2019 05:38 PM (hvf9s)

138 *throws fastball in pep's general direction*
Posted by: Justin Verlander at October 24, 2019 05:36 PM (ayFCE)
++++++++++++
Dude, foul. You can't marry an uber-hot, ultra-famous global supermodel and then get mad when dudes lust after her. You knew the score going in, bro.

Plus, "I won the World Series and then married Kate Upton in a single week" is cooler than basically anything anyone else will accomplish. Anything more is just greedy

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 24, 2019 05:39 PM (e/H31)

139 Brexit hasn't happened yet, has it? Therefore UK is still in the EU? Doesn't EU have open borders, free transit across frontiers or whatever? Is this a situation where human smuggling is still occurring despite the open borders? Which would kind of debunk any claim that open borders would've prevented this.

I don't know any of that for sure. Just wondering.

Posted by: Hands at October 24, 2019 05:39 PM (786Ro)

140 you have to wonder, what the fuck is wrong with prince Harry. Most imoprtant royal family in the world and he is not able to find a spouse better than a third rate, never was actress, cum yacht girl, does he not have any friends?

Would no one take him aside and say "your dudeness, sir, you can do better." Is there something so wrong with him that no one else would have him?

Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 05:39 PM (HALdu)

141

Woah, Magnum really said that about our Favorite President?

Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at October 24, 2019 05:39 PM (nuLGR)

142 Fish, plankton, migrants... protein from the sea!

Posted by: Box at October 24, 2019 05:39 PM (MDdQR)

143 you have to wonder, what the fuck is wrong with prince Harry. Most imoprtant royal family in the world and he is not able to find a spouse better than a third rate, never was actress, cum yacht girl, does he not have any friends?

Would no one take him aside and say "your dudeness, sir, you can do better." Is there something so wrong with him that no one else would have him?
Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 05:39 PM (HALdu)
+++++++++++
I will regret this, but WTF is "cum yacht girl?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 24, 2019 05:40 PM (e/H31)

144 Dude, foul. You can't marry an uber-hot, ultra-famous global supermodel
and then get mad when dudes lust after her. You knew the score going in,
bro.


TBH, I don't find her all that attractive. Yeah, she has an enormous rack, but otherwise, meh. She won't age well.

Posted by: pep at October 24, 2019 05:40 PM (T6t7i)

145 70 Off topic, but just finished reading the massive comment dump on the bong bimbo. Couldn't post there because of the auto ban hammer.

From some pretty reputable sources, it appears that @mattgaetz is a fake account. His real account is @RepMattGaetz.

Posted by: TN Deplorable at October 24, 2019 05:27 PM (mgeBd)

Don't think so. @mattgaetz is a verified acct. He has 2 accts.

Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2019 05:40 PM (cF8AT)

146 The nasty thing about CO2 (and double for CO) is that it locks up the oxygen-transport space in your hemoglobin molecules. CO is even worse in that it binds tighter than O2.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 24, 2019 05:36 PM (BLD7q)

CO binds to the Fe(II) of hemoglobin in an essentially irreversible fashion. IIRC, CO2 binds reversibly to hemoglobin at pendant amino groups, to form carbamic acid moieties, rather than to the Fe(II).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

147 "what the fuck is wrong with prince Harry"

Hey for all we know she has a bumper chrome collection

Posted by: random lurker commenter at October 24, 2019 05:41 PM (97clb)

148 8
This is like season two of The Wire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 24, 2019 05:16 PM (AzW6q)

__________


That was my first thought.

Posted by: ShainS at October 24, 2019 05:42 PM (ddKkx)

149 Trump says "I don't know. They got to dress me up in a lot of heavy armor. I'll look too heavy - I don't like that." - Bloomberg
Posted by: Tami at October 24, 2019 05:25 PM



Heavy armor, meh. After a while you get used to it.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 24, 2019 05:42 PM (786Ro)

150 Tim Ryan terminated his presidential campaign today. He's reportedly starting a new career on TV as the Unknown Comic.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 24, 2019 05:42 PM (sWM8x)

151 It would be. Working in an enclosed space on scientific equipment with a nitrogen purge is actually quite dangerous for this reason. No panic, no distress, just increasingly sleepiness until death. The person keeps consuming O2 and exhaling CO2, but only inhales N2. The breathing impulse is not triggered by lack of O2, but rather by excess of CO2.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

--

And we must postpone all death penalty cases because supplies of an exotic cocktail of medicine are running low and/or might possibly make the criminal slightly nauseous before death comes. Or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 24, 2019 05:42 PM (AwI0L)

152 An allied tv station p.f CNN in south America has been and sil is broadcasting for immigrants to grab a kid and come to the USA. CNN needs to be held accountable.

Posted by: Patriot349 at October 24, 2019 05:42 PM (qI4i1)

153 Would no one take him aside and say "your dudeness, sir, you can do better." Is there something so wrong with him that no one else would have him?
Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 05:39 PM (HALdu)

His brother did and that's why they don't talk anymore.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 24, 2019 05:42 PM (mesZS)

154 Hey for all we know she has a bumper chrome collection
Posted by: random lurker commenter at October 24, 2019 05:41 PM (97clb)
++++++++++++
He's royalty. If she's that great in the sack, then taker her as a concubine while you're married to someone who's advancing your family's political objectives and knows the score. If she steps out of line, dump her ass and get a new concubine.

This is not mysterious or at all unusual for royal families. Marrying a commoner whore from a former colony and then shitting on your own house, however, is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 24, 2019 05:43 PM (e/H31)

155
Just wondering.
Posted by: Hands

========

The borders are wide open within the EU, but not to the EU.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 24, 2019 05:43 PM (7OILk)

156 Working in an enclosed space on scientific equipment with a nitrogen purge is actually quite dangerous for this reason."

I was headfirst in a stern drive engine compartment when the halon system went off. Lucky that I got pulled out ASAP.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 24, 2019 05:43 PM (6qErC)

157 'Yachting' is Crazy Days And Nights lingo for some Hollywood tart who isn't getting the big money from modeling and acting no more, so is off on yachts with wealthy Emiratis because Emirati men are just that good with women.

They're Haughty Courtesans on the chart.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 24, 2019 05:43 PM (ykYG2)

158 112 Whenever people go for past life regression, it's always someone sexy they were in a past life, like Cleopatra. I never heard: 'I found out I was an illegal Chinese immigrant who died in a refrigerated truck!'
Posted by: kallisto at October 24, 2019 05:34 PM (3uHwI)

I don't believe in that, it doesn't fit into my conception of the cosmos. But I listen to most everything, and I know people who do believe in it, and who have gone through it. One tale in particular struck me - she said she remembered laying in a cold trench, wearing a soldier's uniform, on top of a lot of other bodies, and that as dirt was being shoveled over her all she could think of was how much she missed home.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2019 05:43 PM (Kpl3J)

159 >>>The breathing impulse is not triggered by lack of O2, but rather by excess of CO2.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
And by Kate Upton in a bikini.
Posted by: pep at October 24, 2019 05:33 PM (T6t7i)

That's the "beating" impulse.

Posted by: Max Power at October 24, 2019 05:44 PM (q177U)

160 I will regret this, but WTF is "cum yacht girl?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 24, 2019 05:40 PM



Christopher Cross: The Forgotten Tracks, Vol. I

Posted by: Hands at October 24, 2019 05:44 PM (786Ro)

161 So how to explain Jeffrey Epstein hanging himself by just sitting down?
Posted by: pep at October 24, 2019 05:36 PM (T6t7i)

Self-discipline!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 05:44 PM (VrS9o)

162 I will regret this, but WTF is "cum yacht girl?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix


The phrase is simply "yacht girl," while "cum" is an old-fashion way (from the Latin) way of saying "slash" (in modern parlance) or maybe "ersatz."

Someone who is an "acrtess cum yacht girl" is an actress who actually spends most or her time hanging out on yachts as eye candy for rich dudes. Another way of saying it would be "actress/yacht girl."

"Cum" in this definiton is from the Latin for "with" or more precisely here "along with," so she's an actress along with being a yacht girl.

There are more subtleties to it, but that's the basics. Has nothing to do with "cum" in the porn sense.

Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2019 05:44 PM (PsL+s)

163 34 Wait. Is that ham(p)ster or hamster?

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at October 24, 2019 05:44 PM (377Zs)

164 126 And by Kate Upton in a bikini.
Posted by: pep at October 24, 2019 05:33 PM (T6t7i)

*throws fastball in pep's general direction*
Posted by: Justin Verlander at October 24, 2019 05:36 PM (ayFCE)


And pep hits it for a two-run dinger.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

165 I will regret this, but WTF is "cum yacht girl?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 24, 2019 05:40 PM (e/H31)




see 157

Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 05:44 PM (HALdu)

166
Is This Amusing?

https://youtu.be/1mf06IwdpVM?t=37s


Someone's cat is cleverly edited into The Lord Of Rings

Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at October 24, 2019 05:44 PM (nuLGR)

167 I gave the Harry-Meghan union 5 years, tops. Might have to revise that down to three years and change. Harry is rather stupid.

Posted by: IC at October 24, 2019 05:44 PM (a0IVu)

168 Tom Selleck: I would say f*ck you to all of them. To all that are criticizing him for no reason and want him to resign for no reason. Just go to hell all of you!

https://t.co/qTToNzoqFX
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at


Be still my heart.

*fans self*

Posted by: Infidel at October 24, 2019 05:44 PM (m+0jM)

169 Good news Nood

Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2019 05:45 PM (ZCEU2)

170 The phrase is simply "yacht girl," while "cum" is an old-fashion way (from the Latin) way of saying "slash" (in modern parlance) or maybe "ersatz."

Someone who is an "acrtess cum yacht girl" is an actress who actually spends most or her time hanging out on yachts as eye candy for rich dudes. Another way of saying it would be "actress/yacht girl."

"Cum" in this definiton is from the Latin for "with" or more precisely here "along with," so she's an actress along with being a yacht girl.

There are more subtleties to it, but that's the basics. Has nothing to do with "cum" in the porn sense.
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2019 05:44 PM (PsL+s)




Thank you.

Posted by: not so at October 24, 2019 05:45 PM (HALdu)

171 I was headfirst in a stern drive engine compartment when the halon system went off. Lucky that I got pulled out ASAP.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 24, 2019 05:43 PM (6qErC)


Exactly. Halon has exactly the same problem. You have no idea that you're in trouble. None.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

172 Marrying a commoner whore from a former colony and then shitting on your own house, however, is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 24, 2019 05:43 PM (e/H31)
-----
Ahem.

Posted by: Edward, Duke of Windsor at October 24, 2019 05:45 PM (BLD7q)

173 >>> Tom Selleck: I would say f*ck you to all of them. To all that are criticizing him for no reason and want him to resign for no reason. Just go to hell all of you!

If true, I will have to stop being annoyed at him a little for those reverse mortgage ads he's in. They pop up every 10 minutes on a few channels I watch, drive me nuts.

Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2019 05:45 PM (hvf9s)

174 I don't believe in that, it doesn't fit into my conception of the cosmos. But I listen to most everything, and I know people who do believe in it, and who have gone through it. One tale in particular struck me - she said she remembered laying in a cold trench, wearing a soldier's uniform, on top of a lot of other bodies, and that as dirt was being shoveled over her all she could think of was how much she missed home.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 24, 2019 05:43 PM (Kpl3J)

It wouldn't surprise me if it worked out that way, though. Why? Because what's funnier to God than watching you fuck up your way through one life? Watching you fuck up through several dozen of them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2019 05:45 PM (j3npP)

175 I can't help but feel like this tragedy could have been avoided if the immigrants had stayed in their own f*cking country and worked to change it instead of trying to illegally enter another country.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 24, 2019 05:46 PM (aktsl)

176 There are more subtleties to it, but that's the basics. Has nothing to do with "cum" in the porn sense.
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2019 05:44 PM (PsL+s)
+++++++++++
Aaaaah. An "actress-cum-yacht-girl" makes much more sense. I was envisioning something ... horrifying. Also, I learned a new piece of lingo.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 24, 2019 05:46 PM (e/H31)

177 Harry is rather stupid.

Posted by: IC


Well, he's a Windsor, so, you know.

Posted by: pep at October 24, 2019 05:46 PM (T6t7i)

178 Has any British Royal ever been well served by taking a second hand wife?

Specially an American one?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 24, 2019 05:46 PM (cqNba)

179 Dead bodies in a reefer trailer? They must've fallen asleep, I don't know how they got there!

Posted by: Vinnie "The Freezer" Castiglione at October 24, 2019 05:47 PM (qAR6u)

180 Harry did not want inbred kids.

Posted by: klaftern at October 24, 2019 05:47 PM (RuIsu)

181 >>This is not mysterious or at all unusual for royal families. Marrying a commoner whore from a former colony and then shitting on your own house, however, is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Yeah! Who does that shit?

Posted by: Edward VIII at October 24, 2019 05:48 PM (2cuLk)

182 >>> In this guy's case, he is technically still married to his ex, because to torture him she never signed the divorce papers from years ago, so he can't marry his new American paramour. Yet, at least.
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2019 05:37 PM (PsL+s)

Good luck to him Zombie!

Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2019 05:48 PM (hvf9s)

183 LOL God: How many fucking times do we have to go over the masturbating thing? Quit doing it! Fuck it this time through you're having a chuck wagon accident where you lose your dick when you're four. That ought to stop the problem.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2019 05:48 PM (j3npP)

184

This will be used by Open Borders people -- and anti-Brexit Remainders -- to argue that we need Open Borders forever.

Instead of just making sure that illegal migrants cannot stay in the
countries they illegally move to, thus taking away the incentive for
such dangerous trips.
---
It's actually worse than that.

They claim we should have open border and therefore anyone who can run the gauntlet wins.

So people take horrible risks and many die on the way.

If they truly wanted open borders, we would *bring them in ourselves.*

They won't admit it, but it's truly the humane thing to do. Even if we said: "Okay, no border. None. Come on in!" There would be people who die in their haste and need to get here.

That blood would be on Open Border crowd's hands because they won't actually import people nor admit how many millions they want to bring in.

So they play this game where they act super-concerned, but assume that because of the danger, not that many people will actually make it. If you just ask them if we can offer citizen ship to all of Latin American they'll say no, that's crazy, but they're doing it on the installment plan.

With lots of pointless deaths added in for flavor.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 24, 2019 05:48 PM (cfSRQ)

185 Doesn't EU have open borders, free transit across frontiers or whatever"

Probably shipped to another port with less security, then ferried to England

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 24, 2019 05:48 PM (6qErC)

186 They say Prince Charles is not Harry's father. He may not look like him but he sure acts like him.

I'm saying YOUR ARE THE FATHER !!

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 24, 2019 05:49 PM (mesZS)

187 When all borders are opened, the world will be beautiful, just be patient.


New term I learned ... "Future Faking" -- making bold promises (bold lies) about the future in return for something tangible now. "Free trade will Free China" was one ... we just needed to absorb trade deficits for 30 years, then China would become our friend. Greenspan admitted his "flaw" around 2004 in testimony, but WallStreet got decades of dirty China profits at US expense.

All Open Borders nirvana promises are similar lies, but you are racist if you don't share their dreams. Subsidize Solyndra, GreenEnergy will be so pure. ObamaCare, your costs will go down $2500/yr ... on and on ... theBigLie, the five year plans. Now we hear ... Prosecutions are coming ... 2weeks. We HOPE that one is true ... tick tock.


https://tinyurl.com/y644k766

Posted by: illiniwek at October 24, 2019 05:49 PM (Cus5s)

188 He ranted on and on about the bizarre rules for who gets to be admitted as a permanent resident of England. He basically said that no Americans are allowed in these days, for any reason, no matter how wealthy, employed important, famous or useful they might be.
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2019 05:30 PM


Quite so, old chap.

Posted by: Meghan Markle at October 24, 2019 05:50 PM (DMUuz)

189 There's a Masterpiece Inspector Lyndley (novels by Elizabeth George) with exactly this as part of the story line except Pakistanis (apparently if you abbreviate Pakistani to the obvious 4 letter word, ie just shorten it, that's like saying the n-word, or so I'm told).

Posted by: dagny at October 24, 2019 05:50 PM (RsMZF)

190 111 one of the best things to do with beauty queens is hold them."

And squeeze them...

And try a little tenderness. CALL THEM GEORGE!

Posted by: Abominable Snowman at October 24, 2019 05:50 PM (XiVKO)

191 Impeach Magnum P.I!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 24, 2019 05:51 PM (+y/Ru)

192 Just a drop in the ocean, Illegal immigration kills immigrants and adds to crime and death everywhere. How many Immigrants die on the US southern border on both sides.(Mexican side and US side). Illegal human trafficking kills who new? How many Americans die at the hands of illegals and the cartels that traffic humans as well as drugs.

Build the fucking wall now and use the Military to secure the border.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 24, 2019 05:51 PM (0OmEj)

193 Yeah! Who does that shit?
Posted by: Edward VIII at October 24, 2019 05:48 PM (2cuLk)


I loled

Posted by: dagny at October 24, 2019 05:51 PM (RsMZF)

194 Harry did not want inbred kids.



Stupid with stupid is still inbred.

Posted by: dagny at October 24, 2019 05:53 PM (RsMZF)

195 I Stupid with stupid is still inbred.
Posted by: dagny at October 24, 2019 05:53 PM (RsMZF)

But deliberately breeding "for" stupidity, what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 24, 2019 05:55 PM (VrS9o)

196 *throws fastball in pep's general direction*



Posted by: Justin Verlander at October 24, 2019 05:36 PM (ayFCE)

Walking in the go ahead run of course.

Posted by: An Observation at October 24, 2019 05:57 PM (ehZUS)

197 nood, apparently ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez-we are being gaslighted 24/365 at October 24, 2019 06:00 PM (bwo3w)

198 CNN's Zucker says he's interested in hiring Shepard Smith.

Mr. Smith, of course, has a large and dedicated fan club here at AoSHQ, and this surprise news is sure to arouse their interest.

Posted by: Moron News YOU Can Use at October 24, 2019 06:01 PM (DMUuz)

199 All British Royal family members can kiss my ass except for the queen who seems to try and do her royal duties with dignity and she keeps her meat-pie hole shut on other issues.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 24, 2019 06:01 PM (jUVms)

200 It's more likely the migrants were killed by the -25C temperature in the container than by suffocating.

Posted by: David Gillies at October 24, 2019 06:03 PM (Jipp3)

201 it seems pretty clear that the "meghan and harry" debacle was an NWO attempt to have access to British taxpayer $$. (eg, their "foundation" is for profit, and not a charity)what is strange is that the Royal family seems to be in on it.

Posted by: artemis at October 24, 2019 06:20 PM (AwPyG)

202 184
If they truly wanted open borders, we would *bring them in ourselves.*

you know, pinky, there's another way we could implement open borders.

Posted by: brain at October 24, 2019 06:20 PM (sGtp+)

203 Don't think so. @mattgaetz is a verified acct. He has 2 accts.

He can't even be as imaginative as Romney and come up with his own Pierre Delecto ?

Lazy.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 24, 2019 06:28 PM (lD3vL)

204 How about we suture a penis to moms face and call her elephant girl?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 24, 2019 06:30 PM (1U5Nb)

205 39 Dead Bodies, In Likely Human Smuggling Mishap

So just order another truckload, what's the big deal? Just a cost of doing business.

Posted by: Hillzebub! at October 24, 2019 07:25 PM (Ibwur)

206 137 >>> It would be. Working in an enclosed space on scientific equipment with a nitrogen purge is actually quite dangerous for this reason. No panic, no distress, just increasingly sleepiness until death. The person keeps consuming O2 and exhaling CO2, but only inhales N2. The breathing impulse is not triggered by lack of O2, but rather by excess of CO2.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 24, 2019 05:32 PM (YqDXo)

There were several people killed preparing for STS-1 by going into a space in the tail of the orbiter that had an N2 purge going on while on the pad. IIRC, the first guy went in, passed out, and the second guy went in after him. One died on the scene, one two weeks later, and one died several years later from injuries. Two others were also involved.




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