Mitt Romney's Secret Twitter Account Is Full NeverTrump and Retweets Lots of Liberals; Name Is Play on in pari delicto, "Both sides to blame"

He is who we thought he was.

John Nolte notes that "Pierre Delecto" rebutted Mitt Romney's critics without acknowledging that he was in fact Mitt Romney.

Didn't some people on the right formerly have a problem with such White Knight Sockpuppets? Dishonest, and also pure vanity.

Everything about this story says so much about Mitt Romney: his pettiness, his insecurity, his lack of character, honesty, and decency, starting with how it all unraveled: Romney doing business with the establishment media -- in this case, the far-left Atlantic and activist-reporter, McKay Coppins, who was originally hired at BuzzFeed to destroy Romney’s 2012 presidential campaign.

Nolte runs through Coppins' attacks on Romney, as he was specifically hired to execute. (Coppins was hired by BuzzFeed because he's a leftie and a Mormon and therefore could attack Mitt Romney with enhanced credibility.)

But Romney continues sucking up to him anyway, and disclosed that he had a "lurker" account on Twitter to Coppins.

...

It took a writer at Slate about fourteen seconds to discover that Mitt Romney, a sitting United States Senator, uses the name Pierre Delecto to run all around Twitter defending… Mitt Romney.

Other examples of Definitely Not Mitt Romney defending the severely conservative name of Mitt Romney at the link.

Casey Mattox -- a champion beta-orbiter of all the most egregious Ahoy Maties on Twitter, and is one of the few people "Pierre Delecto" followed -- guesses, or perhaps, was told by Mitt Romney himself (again sockpuppeting), that "Pierre Delecto" is almost certainly a play on in pari delicto, a Latin phrase meaning "both parties are equally to blame." I think it means literally, "in both, guilt." ("Delicto" also appears in in flagrante delicto, which I think means "blazingly guilty," that is, so guilty as to be on fire (in flagrante).)

Sounds and awful lot like Mitt Romney is one of those "True Conservatives" who thinks conservatism is best expressed as a synthesis of a few conservative ideas with an awful lot of progressive ones. That's what the "Both Sides" people push.


Below, some of Mitt Romney's favorite accounts are, naturally, either wife-sharing-curious or outright progressive.










Posobiec notes that "Pierre Delecto" might mean "Peter Delight." "Pierre" is the French for Peter, and "delecto" (rather than delicto) is Latin for "delight."

Is Mitt Romney saying he's a Lucky Peter?

The middle guy in a gay man threesome.

While giving it to Ted and recieving it from Joe, Johnathan knew he truely was the Lucky Peter.

Note that that also as "in the middle" and "both sides" connotations.

(Oh, I'd forgotten that Lucky Pierre is also a slang term with the same meaning.)

Kurt has all the right enemies:

19 Posobeic also pointed out that Mitt really, really doesn't like Kurt Schlichter, and would routinely retweet attacks and nastiness directed at Kurt.

Posted by: El Kabong

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:36 PM




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1 OT: first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:36 PM (q80AH)

2 Pierre Delecto sounds like a gay porn star from the 70s.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at October 21, 2019 03:36 PM (tlvmM)

3 Trump's gotta go to work. Get the f*ck outta the way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 21, 2019 03:37 PM (evt8K)

4 It's raining masks

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 03:38 PM (786Ro)

5 Mitt, you are a twat.

Posted by: Fight till victory at October 21, 2019 03:38 PM (WX+x0)

6

I've never seen so many babies throwing tantrums like Mitt and his buds.

The collective. They need blankie and sucker.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (vEIlU)

7 The proletariat demandeth Pierre Deelcto, Ace giveth them Pierre Delecto!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (FiUMj)

8 A say cock sucker a lot. But THIS PUTZ is the picture under cock sucker in the dictionary.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (cEsBM)

9 Pierre DeLicto, of the Cuckshed DeLictos.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (jYnPD)

10 Severe conservative.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (B1huf)

11 Now I'm wondering what Goldberg/French/Hayes's burner NeverTrump accounts are.

You can't be so obsessed with your Twitter pals, Trump and your personal ego that you just post dog videos all day.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (datdl)

12 WORSE.THAN.MCCAIN.

Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (q177U)

13 Didn't some people on the right formerly have a problem with such White Knight Sockpuppets? Dishonest, and also pure vanity.
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That is a low blow really - let he without sin throw the first stone.

Posted by: Totally Not Glen Greenwald at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (WdocV)

14 $1000 sez Jonah, Egg, Frenchie and the rest all have second or third Twatter accounts as well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (FiUMj)

15 I have a feeling the Babylon Bee will have a lot of fun with this

Posted by: josphistan at October 21, 2019 03:40 PM (Izzlo)

16 This cannot be the Mitt that I know. Why, he was Fiercly Conservative!

Just ask Hugh Hewitt.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 21, 2019 03:40 PM (xptlg)

17 Call me Kreskin, but I think Trump is gonna have some fun with this.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 03:40 PM (JoUsr)

18 You can De-lick-to my balls, cap-i-tan.

Posted by: Hansel at October 21, 2019 03:40 PM (B1huf)

19 Posobeic also pointed out that Mitt really, really doesn't like Kurt Schlichter, and would routinely retweet attacks and nastiness directed at Kurt.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 21, 2019 03:40 PM (datdl)

20 2012 called. they want they vote back

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 21, 2019 03:40 PM (FZYNt)

21 I can't tell whether Mitt's an idiot for not understanding that he'd almost immediately be sniffed out once he disclosed he had such an account or an idiot for not realizing that sock puppetry would make him look small and dishonest.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2019 03:41 PM (GTeFT)

22
It took a writer at Slate about fourteen seconds to discover that Mitt Romney
***

Can you imagine what we would find if we had the resources of the FNM?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 03:41 PM (WdocV)

23 This just baffles me, why would anyone do this? Seriously its like commenting on your own website under a different name "you know, he's right!"

Pathetic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

24 >>Now we know what they really think about us and our families

Now we have further proof of what they really think of us. Not earth-shattering.

However, wasn't it a Romney aide who told the media that if an impeachment vote were held in private that 30 GOP Senators would vote to impeach? Anonymous tweeting, anonymous voting - these alleged Republicans sure do hate the idea of operating in sunlight, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 03:41 PM (bDqIh)

25 So is the fact that Romney is currently a sitting US Senator relevant?

I mean, in terms of Rules Committee shit, or even just general criminality?

I don't know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 03:41 PM (AURKQ)

26 Didn't some people on the right formerly have a problem with such White Knight Sockpuppets? Dishonest, and also pure vanity.


Go home Mitt. You're drunk.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 03:41 PM (RnSBy)

27 What a complete piece of shit.

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 03:41 PM (gmo/4)

28 "They are what we thought they were, and we let 'em off the hook!"
-- Dennis Green

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 03:41 PM (786Ro)

29 how humiliating. If Mitt had any decency he would resign and flee the country. What an ass.

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)

30 What a loser!

Posted by: Son of Mailman at October 21, 2019 03:42 PM (jYnPD)

31 This just baffles me, why would anyone do this? Seriously its like commenting on your own website under a different name "you know, he's right!"

This guy really has a good point!

Posted by: Chris Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

32 By the way WE here are blameless. WE, all of us bar the trolls, predicted this asshole would be as bad or worse than mccain.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 03:42 PM (cEsBM)

33 This guy really has a good point!

I know, right?

Posted by: CRT at October 21, 2019 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

34 sock puppeting is a severe crime

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 21, 2019 03:42 PM (FZYNt)

35 MITT HAS COME OUT??

Posted by: fly gal at October 21, 2019 03:42 PM (8TdcF)

36 So many awful people.

Posted by: m at October 21, 2019 03:42 PM (yDjHx)

37
You can De-lick-to my balls, cap-i-tan.
Posted by: Hansel at October 21, 2019 03:40 PM (B1huf)

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The results are in, amigo! What's left to ponder?

Posted by: Also Hansel at October 21, 2019 03:42 PM (AzW6q)

38 This just baffles me, why would anyone do this? Seriously its like commenting on your own website under a different name "you know, he's right!"

We need more voices like this!

Posted by: Kristoffer Tailor at October 21, 2019 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

39 The fakest of all is Mitt

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 03:42 PM (Fmkqn)

40 We got Ob+mao instead.

Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2019 03:42 PM (Y274z)

41 "Mitt Romney, a sitting United States Senator, "

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You wouldn't expect this type of behavior from a senior senator...

Oh right.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:42 PM (sX1BW)

42 This just baffles me, why would anyone do this? Seriously its like commenting on your own website under a different name "you know, he's right!"

^^^x100

Posted by: Chris R T at October 21, 2019 03:42 PM (KZzsI)

43 This just baffles me, why would anyone do this? Seriously its like commenting on your own website under a different name "you know, he's right!"

Wow, a voice of reason finally!

Posted by: CRTaylor at October 21, 2019 03:43 PM (KZzsI)

44 da ace you are right again

Posted by: RUSSIAN ASSET ace at October 21, 2019 03:43 PM (PbpT7)

45 Over-used, but in this case can't improve on - "pathetic".


Really. Jeebus.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 03:43 PM (QDnY+)

46 So corny.

Posted by: kallisto at October 21, 2019 03:43 PM (DJFLF)

47 Fake, sad, and hated is no way to go through life.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:43 PM (jYnPD)

48 Hmm: "The lane I've chosen has almost no one in it."

I know a very empty lane he could get in: The Patriot Lane. You know, the one where he attacks progressives and progressivism while extolling American values and the Constitution.

There's only one person I see there, PDT. There's lots of room.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 03:43 PM (HaL55)

49 20 2012 called. they want they vote back
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 21, 2019 03:40 PM (FZYNt)

post of the day!

you sir are brilliant

Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 21, 2019 03:43 PM (FZYNt)

50 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

51 39 The fakest of all is Mitt
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 03:42 PM (Fmkqn)
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I've seen $10 knock-off Louis Vuitton's that were less fake than Romney.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (qC1Sy)

52 James Comey had his own anonymous twitter account, too: Reinhold Niebuhr - @FormerBu .

They using these to DM in private? If there were a coup investigation, would they know to subpoena these accounts' DMs?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (bDqIh)

53 Could Pierre Delecto get recalled? I'm not saying I expect it to happen because it won't but is there any legal basis for a recall?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

54 Old hotness: Carlos Danger

New Improved Hotness: Pierre Delecto

What the heck is WRONG with these people?

Wouldn't you just give a normal name to your puppet?

Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (9GFP4)

55 I would like to see some polling in Utah of people who actually voted for this shitbird. Mike Lee also,

Posted by: Galil at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (Pzzpr)

56 Mitt Romney is a true conservative! Fight me!

Posted by: Dieter Destructo, man of mystery at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (RD7QR)

57 Shocking behavior. If only there were a real Third Option, someone truly Presidential, who could be a Great Leader.....

Posted by: Eamonn McVullin at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (AURKQ)

58 So, was Romney's wife "riding" the horses?

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

59 49 20 2012 called. they want they vote back
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 21, 2019 03:40 PM (FZYNt)

post of the day!

you sir are brilliant
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 21, 2019 03:43 PM (FZYNt)

I also agree

Posted by: Hillary! at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (FZYNt)

60 You wouldn't expect this type of behavior from a senior senator

I'd like to believe there was a time when we had leaders who were more mature, serious, capable, and wise. There had to be at least some, right?

I would not think Madison and Adams would be sitting around with their thumbs busy on a touch screen tweeting out in a different name about themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

61 Mittens is like the asshole kid at school who never learned his lesson from getting beat up or stuffed in his locker. He deserved it and just kept coming back for more.

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 03:45 PM (gmo/4)

62 Usually when some traitor is exposed you find some self important guy that thinks he is super principled and underappreciated by the buffoons he works for.

Romney is nothing more than an assclown.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:45 PM (HALdu)

63 But Muh Integreteh~! Muh Temper-mint~!

What petty sacks of shit these fuckers are.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 21, 2019 03:45 PM (1Vobx)

64 59 49 20 2012 called. they want they vote back
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 21, 2019 03:40 PM (FZYNt)

post of the day!

you sir are brilliant
Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 21, 2019 03:43 PM (FZYNt)

I also agree
Posted by: Hillary! at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (FZYNt)


I think the majority has spoken

Posted by: AOC at October 21, 2019 03:45 PM (FZYNt)

65
There is no mechanism for recalling a US Senator. Only expulsion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 03:45 PM (AzW6q)

66 He wanted to get caught- he left clues in that interview like the Goddamn Riddler.

Posted by: Lancio McCormicio at October 21, 2019 03:45 PM (l8gTz)

67 60 You wouldn't expect this type of behavior from a senior senator

I'd like to believe there was a time when we had leaders who were more mature, serious, capable, and wise. There had to be at least some, right?

I would not think Madison and Adams would be sitting around with their thumbs busy on a touch screen tweeting out in a different name about themselves.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

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There is a long tradition of idiots, assholes, and idiotic assholes who have been backbenchers in Congress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 03:45 PM (q80AH)

68 However, wasn't it a Romney aide who told the media that if an impeachment vote were held in private that 30 GOP Senators would vote to impeach? Anonymous tweeting, anonymous voting - these alleged Republicans sure do hate the idea of operating in sunlight, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy


If that actually happened, it would be the end of the Republican Party. Period.
If that many of those cocksuckers in the Senate would do that, it's time to burn it all down and start again.
The Republicans can go the way of their Whig predecessors.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 21, 2019 03:45 PM (vcOmj)

69 14 $1000 sez Jonah, Egg, Frenchie and the rest all have second or third Twatter accounts as well.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (FiUMj)

All of these men are true conservatives and are generous with their wives!

Posted by: Pedro Delicioso at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (RD7QR)

70 ITS FUNNY CAUSE ROMNEY THOUGHT IT WAS UNCOUTH FOR A PRESIDENT TO TWEET AND NOW HE'S CAUGHT TWEETING UNDER AN ASSUMED NAME WHILE ALSO SHOOTING DOWN PEOPLE WHO WERE TAKING SHOTS AT ROMNEY AND IT WAS ACTUALLY ROMNEY SAWING:


NOOOO. NAAAAAAAAH. YOU DON'T KNOW ROMNEY LIKE I DO.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (ymnmz)

71 ace, you do superb work. Take the rest of the week off.

Posted by: Riccardo Pomeranian at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (PbpT7)

72 Can't wait for the MSM to blame this on Trump.

Oh wait, CNN already did that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (FiUMj)

73 Jonah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch
Proud to say that Pierre Delecto follows me.



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "PIERRE DELECTO" IS A PLAY ON BOTH SIDES ARE AT FAULT

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (786Ro)

74 Gwenneth Paltrow > Pierre Delecto.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (aS1PU)

75 2012 called. they want they vote back
Posted by: Rick in SK

post of the day!

you sir are brilliant
Posted by: Mitt Romney

I also agree
Posted by: Hillary!

AND HOW!

Posted by: Mett Rumney at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (KZzsI)

76 I'd guess he's fantasizing about being in a Bond flick and can't spell...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (6qErC)

77 IT'S FUNNY WHEN WE COMMENT UNDER FAKE NAMES!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (Izzlo)

78 I've never been so wrong about someone as I was with Mitt Romney. Geez, what a disappointment.

Posted by: BuckIV at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (PZ2ib)

79 All of these men are true conservatives and are generous with their wives!
Posted by: Pedro Delicioso at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (RD7QR)

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Shouldn't that be Pablo Delicioso?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (FiUMj)

80 "But muh Olympic games"

Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (q177U)

81 71
ace, you do superb work. Take the rest of the week off.

Posted by: Riccardo Pomeranian at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (PbpT7)

Threadwinner.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (jYnPD)

82 So, was Romney's wife "riding" the horses?
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
No NO No

She got the VD from a tractor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (cEsBM)

83 Did anyone else notice Pierre Delecto's user name? @qaws9876 Now look at those keys on your qwerty keyboard. That looks like a default 8-characters-with-at-least-one-number password. Maybe the Mittster uses that as his password on his "real" accounts?

Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (4tV+0)

84 So Jonah is proud that Pierre follows him. It must be the way his assume wiggled.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

85 I would not think Madison and Adams would be sitting around with their thumbs busy on a touch screen tweeting out in a different name about themselves.

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Adams ... that guy would fit right in with today's political class.

Of course he helped write a declaration against the World's greatest power at the time, helped lead a rebellion, and founded a Republic.

What have they done?

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (sX1BW)

86 >>>71 ace, you do superb work. Take the rest of the week off.
Posted by: Riccardo Pomeranian

I agree, ace should just take a well-earned six and a half day weekend.

Posted by: Rick "Danger" Hazard at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (PbpT7)

87 NLurker, no provision for recall of federal office holders. Recall not an option.


Meanwhile - will Canada partly undo its shame and humiliation today via action at the polls?


Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (QDnY+)

88 You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

89 " The real story is the Pierre Delecto account was a steady stream of hate-bashing Trump supporters

This, from the US senator who is supposed to stand up for decency

Now we know what they really think about us and our families
- Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) October 21, 2019 "




Hate us & want us dead is no surprise any more

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (bwo3w)

90 If he's delighted with his peter, well that's just a male. But if he's delighted with peters in general, he could be a shempkristol.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (sWM8x)

91 I'm glad that "adults in the room" are led by a 72 year old man who has fake Twitter accounts.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (FiUMj)

92 29 how humiliating. If Mitt had any decency he would resign and flee the country. What an ass.
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)

Agreed. Mitt needs to resign now. His entire public persona is a fraud.

Posted by: Liberty at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (3aHV+)

93 some of us aren't clever enough to come up with a name that makes us seem AIDSedupsupergay. you win this round Pierre.

Posted by: x at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (nFwvY)

94
I hate Mittens. Hate Hate Hate. I tried to fucking kneecap the bastard back in 2012. He couldn't POSSIBLY be stupid enough to think that I like him.

*looks at Lucky Pierre twatter feed*

Ohhhhhhh....

Posted by: McKay Coppins, totes fair and balanced journalist at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (veoSD)

95 I would have more respect for Romney if he would own his treason and flaunt it in our faces declaring what rubes we were to trust him and vote for him while he was working to screw us the entire time.

Instead he is going to own nothing and see if he can find some way to show that he is a reasonable Republican.

Were he a man he would enter the Democrat primary.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (HALdu)

96 Our "Ruling Class" and "Elites" are less than stellar. You know, if you ever read about the Ruling Classes and Elites of the late 19th- early 20th, there are similarities that are disturbing. Seems like we're, once again, just waiting for the Gods of the Copybook Headings to return with terror and slaughter.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (EentF)

97 Willowed: I would like to applaud Kellogg's chutzpah in their 2nd choice of labels "All together" rather than the original designation
"Floor Sweepin's"

Posted by: Downcast at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (K2+Jc)

98 Wot a douchebag!

Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (eAZVt)

99 "PIERRE DELECTO"
I could interpret that as "peter is delicious". Hey, where is Shep?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (N39Ws)

100

There are only a very few things I truly regret doing, voting for Romney is one.

McCain is another, the rest are private.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (KATBx)

101
Proud to say that Pierre Delecto follows me.

-- J'Noah Goldbrick


Pierre always asks if he can push in your stool, too, I'd wager.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (6G4DD)

102 87 NLurker, no provision for recall of federal office holders. Recall not an option.


Meanwhile - will Canada partly undo its shame and humiliation today via action at the polls?


Posted by: rhomboid

possible, depends on if enough people are repulsed with our current clown PM

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (FZYNt)

103 Every reply to a Mittens Twat from now on needs to be a simple Pierre says hi.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (FiUMj)

104 Meanwhile - will Canada partly undo its shame and humiliation today via action at the polls?


Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (QDnY+)

I expect Western Canadians will.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

105 43 This just baffles me, why would anyone do this? Seriously its like commenting on your own website under a different name "you know, he's right!"

Because he's a pathological narcissist asshole politician who pretends he's above it all. I still cringe at the fact that I voted for this twat.

Posted by: Floof at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (AE5Jy)

106 Casey Mattox -- a champion beta-orbiter of all the most egregious Ahoy Maties on Twitter

Pulitzer level writing on display.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Trump on The Democrats and Mitt Romney....


The Democrats are lousy politicians and are vicious and they don't have a Mitt Romney in their midst.


Mitt Romney is easily in the top ten of most repugnant politicians and it seems that he is angling for top 5.

Posted by: General Sherman's Spittoon at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (xn2rU)

108 82 So, was Romney's wife "riding" the horses?
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
No NO No

She got the VD from a tractor
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (cEsBM)

She's just saying that because she's ashamed of her toe-thumbs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (AURKQ)

109 Good day sir! I say again, good day!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

110 Romney always was a cucksocker.

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (Gvpa/)

111 What a complete piece of shit.

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 03:41 PM (gmo/4)
..........

Well, he IS a senator.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

112 103
Every reply to a Mittens Twat from now on needs to be a simple Pierre says hi.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (FiUMj)

Lucky Peter says what?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (jYnPD)

113 I just want to say that Deplorable Jay Guevara is a hell of a guy, and I won't hear a word said against him.

Posted by: Not Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

114 ITS FUNNY CAUSE PIERRE DELECTO POSTED EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS!

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (ymnmz)

115 Again confirming that 2016 was the first time Americans had a choice in a Presidential election since Reagan.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (nNEcr)

116 You should also note that this joncelli fellow is somebody to watch! Most fascinating!

Posted by: Pyotr Delectable at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (RD7QR)

117 19 Posobeic also pointed out that Mitt really, really doesn't like Kurt Schlichter, and would routinely retweet attacks and nastiness directed at Kurt.
Posted by: El Kabong



Heh! What's wrong with Kurt Schlichter? Ahoy!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (EentF)

118 >>>105 43 This just baffles me, why would anyone do this? Seriously its like commenting on your own website under a different name "you know, he's right!"

ace would never do that. He's, how you say, The Man.

Posted by: The Paolo, Satisfier of Weaklings' Wives at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (PbpT7)

119 Omar has gravitas and is a statesman compared with Romney.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (HALdu)

120 i hate the fact that i voted for this twerp in 2012 and hell, even defended him at times from naysayers.

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (a0IVu)

121 Well, he IS a senator.

------------------

But just a junior senator.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (sX1BW)

122 If tomorrow you find out Mittens had gay midget porn on his computer would you be surprised?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (FiUMj)

123 104 Meanwhile - will Canada partly undo its shame and humiliation today via action at the polls?


Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (QDnY+)

I expect Western Canadians will.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

Quebec independence finally passes... with the condition that they take Ontario with them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (AURKQ)

124
You know, since the time of Federalist Papers, it has been a revered American tradition for politicians to write under pseudonyms.

*SIDE NOTE* And, this is totally unrelated to the context of the rest of my comment, but I would like to take a moment to note that Senator Mitt Romney is so high-minded and principled that his sterling character is of a piece with our Founding Fathers'.

Oh, and - we should invade The Principality of Liechtenstein. It's really small.

Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (AzW6q)

125 So Jonah is proud that Pierre follows him. It must be the way his assume wiggled.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore


Yeah, Pierre follows him.

Up the hershey highway, he follows him.

Bunch of disappointing children.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (vcOmj)

126 Anyone got Rogue Pierre's office number?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (cEsBM)

127 Every reply to a Mittens Twat from now on needs to be a simple Pierre says hi.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (FiUMj)


Pierre says you gave him herpes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

128 29 how humiliating. If Mitt had any decency he would resign and flee the country. What an ass.
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 03:41 PM (a0IVu)



"If"

Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (4tV+0)

129 That f**ker had no intention of winning in 2012.
We were played.

Posted by: Tired and old, f*ck it at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (w7KSn)

130 EM PIZZA DELECTABLE FOODIE FIE!

Posted by: Maxine Waters Hair O Fire at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (gmo/4)

131 I'm so glad another of El Kabong's comments made it into the main thread. He's so helpful and informative. And he leaves my pleasured and sated on the nightly.

Posted by: Ellen Kaye Bong at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (datdl)

132 I feel like I need a shower, just thinking that I once actually voted for this skeeze...
But they just don't make water hot enough.

Posted by: Equirhodont at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (+2GwM)

133 Some people are calling for Pierre Sen. Romney to be removed from his committees. LOLGF

Posted by: Cocaine Turtle at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (Pzzpr)

134 Hopefully, Senator PeeAir will get mocked mercilessly for this.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)

135 $1000 sez Jonah, Egg, Frenchie and the rest all have second or third Twatter accounts as well.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (FiUMj)


They each have 5 accounts in one big circle jerk.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

136 Bye Pierre!

Posted by: Felicia at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (ymnmz)

137 Little Lupe has a long mustache.

Posted by: Mittens Rombley, double-naught commie cuck at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (vtcmf)

138 Donald Reelecto

Posted by: Flatville Bill at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (k3WO2)

139 Heh! What's wrong with Kurt Schlichter? Ahoy!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (EentF)

He slices the cucks like a fucking hammer, relentlessly. He's a national treasure.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (jYnPD)

140 Mitt should take his binders full of women and fuck off

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (FZYNt)

141 Pierre Delecto? Who comes up with an asinine nom de plume like that?

Posted by: Joey Freshwater at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (tOP4K)

142 >>Mitt really, really doesn't like Kurt Schlichter, and would routinely retweet attacks and nastiness directed at Kurt.


All the more reason to love Kurt.
He really gets under their skin with the cuck/ahoy! stuff. LOLGF!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (bDqIh)

143 1000 comments here we cum!

Posted by: Lucky Pierre at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (n9sj8)

144 I red pilled a friend on the concept of the uniparty today. She was shocked, unhappy and did not want to believe it.


My guess is she will think about it, realize it's true and be even unhappier.

Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (2KYgn)

145 Maybe Romney will take the day off and google "dinner for one, how to cook lead in a hurry"

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (HALdu)

146 I voted for Carter the first time
For McCain
For Pierre.

Now which one was the worst vote?

Tough one ha

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (cEsBM)

147 Republican. Hates his president. Wants open borders. Pierre Delecto.

Has fur. Lays eggs. Nurses young.
Perry Platypus.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (Vy7tf)

148 "Mittens is like the asshole kid at school who never learned his lesson from getting beat up or stuffed in his locker. He deserved it and just kept coming back for more."

That's the worst analogy I've ever heard.

Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (eAZVt)

149
$1000 sez Jonah, Egg, Frenchie and the rest all have second or third Twatter accounts as well.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:39 PM (FiUMj)








Should be easy enough to figure out, just by running the same analysis Slate ran.

(See? I was able to get anal in there. Just wanted to ram that home.)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (veoSD)

150 Warai-otoko is a dickhead.

Posted by: Hideo Dasarami at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (AURKQ)

151 O. M. G. Just in time for Thanksgiving!

https://tinyurl.com/y4a4mqpa


1st Annual WKRP Thanksgiving Day Turkey Drop T-shirt. November 22, 1978

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (RnSBy)

152 Displays all the characteristics of a deeply closeted ghey.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (6/uwW)

153 in pari delicto, "Both sides to blame"


___________


Jonah Goldberg just got a great new original idea for the name of his next newsletter after the Rear Dispatch fails.

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (aYrnl)

154 127
Every reply to a Mittens Twat from now on needs to be a simple Pierre says hi.



Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 03:48 PM (FiUMj)





Pierre says you gave him herpes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (YqDXo)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (jYnPD)

155 >>>>Heh! What's wrong with Kurt Schlichter? Ahoy!!

I love that Kurt ALREADY had a column shitting on Mitt ready for release today...but with the breaking news, he just had to tweak it a little bit to add in this sad Twitter failure.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (datdl)

156 Everything about this story says so much about Mitt Romney: his pettiness, his insecurity, his lack of character, honesty, and decency

I'm embarrassed to say that back in 2012 I'd thought he was an exemplar of character, honesty, and decency.

Boy, was I off base.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (YqDXo)

157 Heheh...these guys are fags.

This is all soooo gay.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (u6xw0)

158 Pepe Le Pew

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (gmo/4)

159 This Mittens, he fuck a lot ladies?

Posted by: Paolo The Lucky at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (FiUMj)

160 Well this thread has taught me one thing.

I know Ace's hash when I see it now.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (9GFP4)

161 This commentor 'No' is a wonderful and smart individual.

I will hear nothing bad about him.

Posted by: Yes at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (cqNba)

162 Mitt's earned every bit of scorn on this thread (and I haven't even read it yet). Bur remember the only thing he'd have done worse than Obama would've been to get in Trumps way for 4 years.

Posted by: DaveA at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (FhXTo)

163 You know, as bad as it was to vote for McCain, at least the tried to do some outreach to flyover country with Palin. If he'd won he would've sidelined her immediately I'm sure, but at least he had an awareness that it might get him support from the big part of the party.

Romney was way worse. Voting for this clown is a shame I'll carry for the rest of my days. I remember how bad it felt voting for this cockholster.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (j3npP)

164 If tomorrow you find out Mittens had gay midget porn on his computer would you be surprised?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview

I've seen him in person, and he is quite tall.

But...he is now a moral midget. What a lying faker.

I knew he was not really conservative, but I thought he would still be a better choice than four more years of Obama.

There is now nothing good or redeeming you can say about Willard "Mitt" Romney.

He was brainwashed, would be the kindest thing to say.

Look up "brainwashed" and George Romney, Mitt's father.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (vcOmj)

165 Top 200 or so

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (NTkSq)

166 Ponder for a moment how Obama was more honest and forthright than Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (evt8K)

167 @ChuckRossDC

Broke: There's no such thing as a "deep state." Only crazy conservatives believe that.

Woke: There is a "deep state," but only crazy conservatives believe it's a bad thing.

@nytopinion
The deep state is alive and well, composed of patriotic public servants. Their aim is not to bring down President Trump out of personal or political animus but to rescue the Republic from his excesses, says @mcottle. https://nyti.ms/2P3C6EV

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (ZLI7S)

168 That poster named AlaBAMA is super smarts and funnies!

You should send him dollars in the tube box with that flag thing.

Posted by: MississIPPI at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (n9sj8)

169 i hate the fact that i voted for this twerp in 2012 and hell, even defended him at times from naysayers.
Posted by: IC



Hey...at one point I said "this guy gets it". I live with that shame.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (tH5fk)

170 Me, I've cucked the wives on both sides now.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (786Ro)

171 ITS FUNNY CAUSE LUCKY PIERRE WAS TAKING IT FROM THE DEMS WHILE GIVING IT TO THE REPS

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (ymnmz)

172 Were he a man he would enter the Democrat primary."

Were he a man he would enter the room with a snifter of good port, a revolver, and one round.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (6qErC)

173 And he's a for-sure "yea" if the Senate ever gets to a vote to remove PDT.

May he DIAF.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (5ehT8)

174 >>>160 Well this thread has taught me one thing.

I know Ace's hash when I see it now.
Posted by: Just Lily

LIES!!!

Posted by: Duncan Glans at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (PbpT7)

175 Harry Reid was right about Ole Mitt?

Posted by: Dingbat at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (MXaJk)

176 That's the worst analogy I've ever heard.



Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (eAZVt)

I'm available for birthday parties

Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (gmo/4)

177 Kevin Durant thinks this is sad

Posted by: dj3way at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (bhPL1)

178 I tried to tell you, this guy is a real douche nozzle, and if anyone is an expert, it's me

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (FZYNt)

179 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS IS AN OBVIOUS BURNER NICKNAME FOR BEN ROTHLISBERGERLERERERER!

Posted by: TOM BRADY at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (datdl)

180 wait, is MUMR actually Mitt Romney?

Posted by: x at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (nFwvY)

181 Mitch Is responsible for this

He has no fight in him

he's too fucking old

if he was a rancher

all his dogies would be in the wire

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (rpxSz)

182 Ponder for a moment how Obama was more honest and forthright than Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Ponder how everyone is.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (tH5fk)

183 129 That f**ker had no intention of winning in 2012.
We were played.

---

THIS! You could just see that at the point he could have gone for the jugular he backed away. I don't have any more expletives to hurl at him. I'm all expleted out

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (7ZQe3)

184 Kind of the platonic ideal of a pointless counter-factual taffy yank, but those regretting their votes in 'O8 or '16 should not. As absurdly unfit as McCain was, and as small and pathetic as Romney is, it is extremely unlikely their reign would have contained even a large fraction of the horrors actually inflicted by the affirmative action intern.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (QDnY+)

185 OT: Over in the NY Post, Bannon says Pelosi WILL impeach Trump in the next six weeks.

Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (2KYgn)

186 Mitt lost on purpose in 2012.

Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (eAZVt)

187 The best part about Romney was his role in giving us Trump.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (evt8K)

188 Serious questions. Will this or any other revel make Romney vulnerable to a primary challenge? What would it take to get someone to run against him?

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (B06Zw)

189 Wtf is wrong with voters in Utah?

Posted by: Roper at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (FoXLX)

190 Romney never considered, never even understood the impact his betrayal would have on gope.

He is the third gope Republican, after Bush 2 and McCain, to be exposed as a traitor to those that voted for him.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (HALdu)

191 110
Romney always was a cucksocker.

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (Gvpa/)


Shut down the blog. We have a winner for all time.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (rP4OC)

192 Hopefully, Senator PeeAir will get mocked mercilessly for this.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)
...........

We're just getting under way.

Posted by: The Whole Damn Internet at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

193 166 Ponder for a moment how Obama was more honest and forthright than Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (evt8K)
-------------------

Oh, great, add to my shame of voting for Romney...

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (qC1Sy)

194 I know Ace's hash when I see it now.
Posted by: Just Lily

I read that as Ace's ass.

Oh well

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (cEsBM)

195
@nytopinion

The deep state is alive and well, composed of patriotic public
servants. Their aim is not to bring down President Trump out of personal
or political animus but to rescue the Republic from his excesses, says
@mcottle. https://nyti.ms/2P3C6EV



Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (ZLI7S)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE THIS IS THE SAME ARGUMENT AS NEEDING TO BURN THE VILLAGE IN ORDER TO SAVE IT.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (ymnmz)

196 180 wait, is MUMR actually Mitt Romney?
Posted by: x at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (nFwvY)

---

Whoa.

Posted by: SMH at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (s5Kql)

197 Me, I've cucked the wives on both sides now."

Whilst looking at clouds?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (6qErC)

198 Delicto also appears in delinquent.

Posted by: PG at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (iqCkn)

199 That nevele guy is smart and handsome as heck.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (tH5fk)

200 189 Wtf is wrong with voters in Utah?
Posted by: Roper at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (FoXLX)

____

Don't look at us. Or maybe do look at us?

Posted by: Magic Underwear at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (FiUMj)

201 To highlight just how vain and pathetic this faux man is:


He put more effort into defending himself here than he did as a presidential candidate.



Posted by: 2020, You can't get away! at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (9qbOD)

202 What happens next is that several people come forward with DMs from Pierre wherein he asks for dick pics.

And Jonah responds with a pic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (n9sj8)

203 And I'm guilty of voting for Mutt Romley because he was 'republican', turns out he was exactly like ubama. No difference. Should have known what he was because in 08 when I likewise voted from McQueeg, well, my vote was really for Palin. But he too was only slightly less like ubama so no choice.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (UUkQp)

204 I voted for the piece o' shit.

I felt bad, but walked the party line.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (cqNba)

205 Say what you want about Trump. the man has the balls to put his name to his tweets.

Posted by: Venus at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (lZaEn)

206 So Romney is Pierre Delecto.
Who is Paul Ryan?

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

207 He had to go with "Pierre Delicto" because "Chauncy Twinklebottom" was already taken.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (koNhm)

208 Wtf is wrong with voters in Utah?
Posted by: Roper at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (FoXLX)

More than one wife turns your brain to mush

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (cEsBM)

209 I'm pretty sure that's actually Latin for peters are delectable

Posted by: NCKate at October 21, 2019 03:56 PM (rx1QH)

210 This Mitt Romney fellow is a paragon of virtue, not like that Trump blackguard!

Posted by: Pyotr Delectable at October 21, 2019 03:56 PM (RD7QR)

211 Pi
Erred
Electo
???

Posted by: m at October 21, 2019 03:56 PM (yDjHx)

212 I always thought flagrante delicto meant getting caught in the middle of humping.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2019 03:56 PM (tH5fk)

213 Gee I just can't imagine why "both sides" might be to blame.

Is there a word for when irony itself becomes so ironic that it circles back around and is not only no longer ironic but rather completely and utterly expected?

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 03:56 PM (wy084)

214 175 Harry Reid was right about Ole Mitt?

Posted by: Dingbat at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (MXaJk)

Was that the tax returns thing? Probably not, but Harry Reid could've taken a dump on Mitt's wife's face and Romney would've shook his hand and inquired whether his bottom needed hand washing or if toilet paper would suffice.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 03:56 PM (j3npP)

215 My Twatter handle is Le Underpants Magique du Pierre

Posted by: Mitt's Magic Underwear at October 21, 2019 03:56 PM (FiUMj)

216 180
wait, is MUMR actually Mitt Romney?

Posted by: x at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (nFwvY)

Hah! Stranger things have proved true.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:56 PM (jYnPD)

217 Everyone should pretend to be surprised when it turns out Allahpundit is actually Chelsea Clinton.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 21, 2019 03:56 PM (datdl)

218 #129 ass bone mittens never wanted to win.

One of his sons said same that the old man did not want to win.

Posted by: Fight till victory at October 21, 2019 03:56 PM (WX+x0)

219 I'm embarrassed to say that back in 2012 I'd thought he was an exemplar of character, honesty, and decency.

Boy, was I off base.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (YqDXo)



I would have said the same thing thing. Sometimes people change for the worse. Even if he was always a very moderate conservative, watching Trump get elected had to have broken his ego.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 03:57 PM (HALdu)

220 Pierre Delecto is an anagram of Rectal P. Derriere.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 03:57 PM (wy084)

221
So it's nice to know that the NYTs full-throatedly supports the idea of a shadowy cadre of unelected intelligence agents running the Republic in the way they see fit, with no oversight or accountability whatsoever.

Disgusting shit-pigs who ought to burned at the stake, one and all - both the Deep State and their media organs alike.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 03:57 PM (AzW6q)

222 You know, since the time of Federalist Papers, it has been a revered American tradition for politicians to write under pseudonyms.


Hmm, does writing under a pseudonym on behalf of a politician count. Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Bill Ayers, ghostwriter, Hyde Park at October 21, 2019 03:57 PM (786Ro)

223 As the Charlottesville chaos was happening, Romney called Antifa "The Good Guys"

That should be attached to every mealy-mouthed utterance he makes forever.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 03:57 PM (qAR6u)

224 Put another way, he can only find the courage to defend himself through a fake twitter account.



Just when you thought Mitt Romney couldn't get any more pathetic.

Posted by: McLurkerson (off 2020 sock) at October 21, 2019 03:57 PM (9qbOD)

225 "PIERRE DELECTO"
I could interpret that as "peter is delicious". Hey, where is Shep?


I don't know where Shep is, but I know where he's not: on FNN.

BWAAAAHAAHAAAA!!!!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 03:57 PM (HaL55)

226 Mittens is deeply weird.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2019 03:57 PM (3H9h1)

227 206 So Romney is Pierre Delecto.
Who is Paul Ryan?
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

Percy Reverso

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 21, 2019 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

228 You know, some Presidents just aren't cut out for Booshwood!

Posted by: Pierre Delicto a.k.a. Chauncy Twinklebottom at October 21, 2019 03:57 PM (koNhm)

229 144 I red pilled a friend on the concept of the uniparty today. She was shocked, unhappy and did not want to believe it

My guess is she will think about it, realize it's true and be even unhappier.
Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (2KYgn)

That the Republican Establishment has sold us out to the same paymasters the Democrats serve is the only plausible explanation for their continual refusal to uphold the duties of their office and enact the clearly-expressed will of their constituents.

No amount of political strategy can require so much retreating.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 21, 2019 03:57 PM (J+mig)

230 Mitt's wife's twitter handle is Pierre Disappointo.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 21, 2019 03:58 PM (P1AAi)

231 I hope Trump starts calling him "Pierre."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 21, 2019 03:58 PM (sWM8x)

232 And I voted for that asshole. Hey Willard, I want my vote back you mewling pussy.

Posted by: Timon at October 21, 2019 03:58 PM (dKm4U)

233 Who's that commenter that was on Jeopardy? He definitely has the funniest posts here and he's quite the looker too.

Posted by: Ned Robosi - Totally New Poster Who Has Never Been Here Before at October 21, 2019 03:58 PM (oZ6kz)

234 There's so much irony here.

First, ace, "pari delicto" does translate from Latin as you suggest but as a legal doctrine, it's a defense that the pleader has such unclean hands he shouldn't be in court, a/k/a "the unclean hands doctrine." So Pompous Asshole chose a burner name that means he's such trash he doesn't merit a forum.

Also, Pompous Ass responded to a tweet about his spinelessness ANONYMOUSLY. You can't make that shit up.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 03:58 PM (6MaBu)

235 The time many of us spent defending McCain in 2008 and Romney in 2012 would have been better spent moving sand in the Sahara with a teaspoon.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 03:58 PM (wy084)

236 208 Wtf is wrong with voters in Utah?
Posted by: Roper at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (FoXLX)

More than one wife turns your brain to mush
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (cEsBM)

Scheduling the bullpen rotation is a bloody nightmare.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 03:58 PM (AURKQ)

237 Out of curiosity I tried to log into Twiter as @qaws9876 with password "qaws9876", but it said there was "unusual activity on this account" and asked for a confirmation email address. Apparently mitt.romney@senate.gov isn't the right address, but I do wonder if that was the right password.

Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu at October 21, 2019 03:58 PM (4tV+0)

238 @nytopinion
The deep state is alive and well, composed of patriotic public servants. Their aim is not to bring down President Trump out of personal or political animus but to rescue the Republic from his excesses, says @mcottle. https://nyti.ms/2P3C6EV

We knew they were gonna use this... Move along.. nothing to see here....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 03:58 PM (O2RFr)

239 189 Wtf is wrong with voters in Utah?

Posted by: Roper at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (FoXLX)

1. Mormon tribalism
2. Transplanted Californians

Posted by: kbdabear at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (qAR6u)

240 I know Ace's hash when I see it now.
Posted by: Just Lily

I read that as Ace's ass.

Oh well

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (cEsBM)


I'd recognize that penis anywhere!!!!

Posted by: Mrs. Ballbreaker at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

241 110 Romney always was a cucksocker.
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (G


Too good not to ***golf clap***

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (n9sj8)

242 Eminence Front


https://youtu.be/G9JxtR_4Zfo

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (jYnPD)

243 Trump has brought out the green-eyed monster in many.

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (/Q/9J)

244 Every time I heard some shit in 2012 about Mitt being a "good man" and "moral" I rolled my eyes.

Nobody who spends a career in Investment Banking is a good man or has nay morality. He's a stone cold killer (in the business sense) who'd ax 5000 jobs to gain an extra 0.5% ROI for his investors.

He's a fucking piece of shit and always was.

Posted by: Mitt's Magic Underwear at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (FiUMj)

245 @nytopinion
The deep state is alive and well, composed of patriotic public servants. Their aim is not to bring down President Trump out of personal or political animus but to rescue the Republic from his excesses, says @mcottle.


LOLGF.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

246 So Romney is Pierre Delecto.
Who is Paul Ryan?
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)


Robin to Romney's Batman.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (YqDXo)

247 So disrespectful and contemptuous and adolescent. Doesn't he hold some high title or something within his church? What ill-regard he holds for everyone, as it turns out.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (sIyWR)

248 That Pierre Delecto is truly a fine fellow. Salt of the earth.

Posted by: Rolo Tamasi at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (wy084)

249 167 @ChuckRossDC

Broke: There's no such thing as a "deep state." Only crazy conservatives believe that.

Woke: There is a "deep state," but only crazy conservatives believe it's a bad thing.

@nytopinion
The deep state is alive and well, composed of patriotic public servants. Their aim is not to bring down President Trump out of personal or political animus but to rescue the Republic from his excesses, says @mcottle. https://nyti.ms/2P3C6EV
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (ZLI7S)
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And by excesses, they mean a conservative. Wait, Trump's not a conservative. Who are they kidding, it's because "Trump".

Posted by: WisRich at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (G0vdT)

250 You know, since the time of Federalist Papers, it has been a revered American tradition for politicians to write under pseudonyms.

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Federalist Papers > Pierre's Tweeting

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (sX1BW)

251 241
110 Romney always was a cucksocker.

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 03:49 PM (G





Too good not to ***golf clap***

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (n9sj

Bravo!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 04:00 PM (jYnPD)

252 172 Were he a man he would enter the Democrat primary."


I assume you are referring to Mutt

if he were a man, he would have challenged Warren in MA

He's a 24k pussy

he only ran for the senate to give himself a platform to attack Trump

And he did that cause he knows Mitch is a toothless old codger

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 04:00 PM (rpxSz)

253 OT: Over in the NY Post, Bannon says Pelosi WILL impeach Trump in the next six weeks.
Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (2KYgn)

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And if so, McConnell will squeeze the trial for every thing it's worth, and drag it out as long as possible.

Whether he'll do it to fuck with the Democrats, or with Trump, is a matter of question, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 04:00 PM (AzW6q)

254 I have been assimilated.

Posted by: Mittens Rombley, double-naught commie cuck at October 21, 2019 04:00 PM (vtcmf)

255 233 Who's that commenter that was on Jeopardy? He definitely has the funniest posts here and he's quite the looker too.
Posted by: Ned Robosi - Totally New Poster Who Has Never Been Here Before at October 21, 2019 03:58 PM (oZ6kz)
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Ken Jennings comments here?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 04:00 PM (qC1Sy)

256 Mitt hasnt tweeted anything since Oct 11.

I'm sure he's thinking of something pithy to say...

Posted by: McCool at October 21, 2019 04:00 PM (KvRqW)

257 220 Pierre Delecto is an anagram of Rectal P. Derriere.
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 03:57 PM (wy084)

Electro red pie

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 21, 2019 04:00 PM (RD7QR)

258 Anon a mouse, LOL



Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 04:00 PM (QDnY+)

259 "Pierre Delecto" sounds like the kind of French General who gets captured by the German cook.


Posted by: William Eaton at October 21, 2019 04:00 PM (MuTTO)

260 @245
Said every Latin American Strongman ever.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 21, 2019 04:00 PM (koNhm)

261 Eminence Front


https://youtu.be/G9JxtR_4Zfo
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (jYnPD)


It's a put on!!!!

Why I always laughed when I saw a GMC commercial that used that song as their background music.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

262

Caught in the act of being a goddamned enema nozzle.

Posted by: imp at October 21, 2019 04:00 PM (EzNH9)

263 Mittens is deeply weird.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Well...yeah.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2019 04:01 PM (tH5fk)

264 And by excesses, they mean a conservative. Wait, Trump's not a conservative. Who are they kidding, it's because "Trump".
Posted by: WisRich at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (G0vdT)

___

Per NYT, George W and McCain are both "conservative".

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:01 PM (FiUMj)

265 More like Penis Defecto.

Posted by: Ann Romney at October 21, 2019 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

266 Hey Utah, pull your heads out and bounce this MF'er.

Posted by: JROD at October 21, 2019 04:01 PM (A59VO)

267 234
There's so much irony here.



First, ace, "pari delicto" does translate from Latin as you suggest
but as a legal doctrine, it's a defense that the pleader has such
unclean hands he shouldn't be in court, a/k/a "the unclean hands
doctrine." So Pompous Asshole chose a burner name that means he's such
trash he doesn't merit a forum.



Also, Pompous Ass responded to a tweet about his spinelessness ANONYMOUSLY. You can't make that shit up.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 03:58 PM (6MaBu)


This is so beautifully true, it should be gilded, framed, and sent to Mitt's office via carrier pigeon so that everyone asks, "Mitt, what did that pigeon deliver to you?"

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 21, 2019 04:01 PM (rP4OC)

268 Never Trumper Neil Cavuto finally woke up and understood that Trump is crushing China.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 04:01 PM (ZLI7S)

269 In this instance it would be penis trifecta

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 04:01 PM (HALdu)

270 To highlight just how vain and pathetic this faux man is:


He put more effort into defending himself here than he did as a presidential candidate.


And he bashes PDT and his supporters (which is us deplorables) a lot more than he ever did TFG. What a despicable POS he is. The only reason I voted for him was because I wanted SCOAMF out of the WH.

So much for that shit, huh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (HaL55)

271
2008: the mask is slipping
2012: the mask has slipped
2016: the mask is off
2019: what fucking mask

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (wy084)

272 Utah voted for Trump @ +18%. Mitt fooled them just like he fooled us in 2012.

He is a sociopath.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (6/uwW)

273 Can't the Mormon church send Pierre on a mission somewhere?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

274 What a putz.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (k3g2v)

275 Mitt Romney is a fine fellow, and so is that Peter Delectable guy.

Posted by: Mike Romain at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (88+cf)

276 I saw Lucky Peter open for Badfinger in '69

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (786Ro)

277 Posted by: rhomboid"

Glad that I'm not the only one over.. 29.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (6qErC)

278 \

20 Pierre Delecto is an anagram of Rectal P. Derriere.
Posted by: ...


WUT? Not that it's inaccurate, but there are a few letters needed/added there, chief.

Posted by: imp at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (EzNH9)

279 Nobody "accidentally" uses an "I love dick" username.

Posted by: MAGA at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (uhJ+j)

280 163 You know, as bad as it was to vote for McCain, at least the tried to do some outreach to flyover country with Palin. If he'd won he would've sidelined her immediately I'm sure, but at least he had an awareness that it might get him support from the big part of the party.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 03:52 PM (j3npP)

Whiny little bitch McCain sidelined her the first time he realized Republicans were more enthusiastic about Palin than him.

Posted by: Downcast at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (K2+Jc)

281 146 I voted for Carter the first time
For McCain
For Pierre.

Now which one was the worst vote?

Tough one ha
Posted by: Nevergiveup

----

Recall that the 9th Circle of hell is reserved for those that betray us.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 04:03 PM (Y4EXg)

282 253 OT: Over in the NY Post, Bannon says Pelosi WILL impeach Trump in the next six weeks.
Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 03:54 PM (2KYgn)

--------

And if so, McConnell will squeeze the trial for every thing it's worth, and drag it out as long as possible.

Whether he'll do it to fuck with the Democrats, or with Trump, is a matter of question, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 04:00 PM (AzW6q)
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Pelosi came out with outline of impeachment narrative.

Old and busted: High crimes and misdemeanors.

New hotness: Abuse of power.

Posted by: WisRich at October 21, 2019 04:03 PM (G0vdT)

283 You know, since the time of Federalist Papers, it has been a revered American tradition for politicians to write under pseudonyms.

-------------------

Federalist Papers > Pierre's Tweeting

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (sX1BW)


You know, back when they hanged people for being traitors. Totally the same as now.

Posted by: Ted K. at October 21, 2019 04:03 PM (FJYfm)

284 You know that guy who doesn't sleep much? A bit rough around the edges, but a razor sharp wit and a helluva good guy.

Posted by: Mosin Cain, brand new commenter at October 21, 2019 04:03 PM (NWiLs)

285 And if so, McConnell will squeeze the trial for every thing it's worth, and drag it out as long as possible.

Whether he'll do it to fuck with the Democrats, or with Trump, is a matter of question, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 04:00 PM (AzW6q)

__

New hot theory is that a long Senate trial would be bad for the senators running in the DNC. Warren, Kameltoe and The Bern specifically. If they want a vote they have to be present for the trial. Which means weeks maybe months of being in DC instead of campaigning.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:03 PM (FiUMj)

286 >>The deep state is alive and well, composed of patriotic public servants. Their aim is not to bring down President Trump out of personal or political animus but to rescue the Republic from his excesses, says @mcottle. https://nyti.ms/2P3C6EV


Except that's not their job, and also, it's treason.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 04:03 PM (bDqIh)

287 I wish I could unlearn the definition of Lucky Peter. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 21, 2019 04:03 PM (OD2ni)

288 Mike is right!

Posted by: Roman Mittney at October 21, 2019 04:03 PM (88+cf)

289 For years, I used to think that Christian Vandercvck aka @Brandt aka UrbanAchiever was Allah's burner twitter account. They sure did love retweeting each other and seemed to share the same distaste for the GOP base.

I figured he couldn't be as hateful of christians and conservatives under the Allah brand since that was attached to HotAir where he makes his money, so he needed an alt to spew all of his venom.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 21, 2019 04:03 PM (datdl)

290 Federalist Papers > Pierre's Tweeting

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 03:59 PM (sX1BW)


You know, back when they hanged people for being traitors. Totally the same as now.

---------------

A very fair point.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 04:04 PM (sX1BW)

291
That f**ker had no intention of winning in 2012.
We were played.
Posted by: Tired and old, f*ck it at October 21, 2019 03:50 PM (w7KSn)







We were played, but I actually think he wanted the office. He spent too much time stabbing every other Republican in the back and being a smarmy cocksucker during the primaries to just throw the general election.

I still think he wanted the office handed to him on a silver platter. In his mind, he already did the work by getting the nomination. JugEars was so bad that the American People would OBVIOUSLY vote for the alternative, right? I mean, Mittens has essentially been running for President for 30 years. He definitely wants the position, but like the spoiled ratfucking rich kid brat that he is, he doesn't want to work for it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2019 04:04 PM (veoSD)

292 You know, since the time of Federalist Papers, it has been a revered American tradition for politicians to write under pseudonyms."

Silence Dogood hardest hit?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 04:04 PM (6qErC)

293 Pierre Deflecto

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 04:04 PM (wy084)

294 Le twat, c'est moi

Posted by: Pierre Delicto at October 21, 2019 04:04 PM (AURKQ)

295 Gayhair Decutto

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 04:04 PM (wy084)

296 reptile credo eel

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 21, 2019 04:04 PM (RD7QR)

297 Anybody here know Jonah Goldberg? He is warm, gentle and good looking too.

Posted by: Definitely not Jonah G. at October 21, 2019 04:05 PM (OD2ni)

298 >>Except that's not their job, and also, it's treason.

Trump has an uncanny way of getting our betters to remove their masks and demonstrate how stupid they truly are.

I checked a couple time but I can't find the clause anywhere in the Constitution that says unelected bureaucrats are charged with controlling the president.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 04:05 PM (ZLI7S)

299 297
Anybody here know Jonah Goldberg? He is warm, gentle and good looking too.

Posted by: Definitely not Jonah G. at October 21, 2019 04:05 PM (OD2ni)

He's a sandwich. Soup sandwich.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 04:05 PM (jYnPD)

300
New hot theory is that a long Senate trial would be bad for the senators running in the DNC. Warren, Kameltoe and The Bern specifically. If they want a vote they have to be present for the trial. Which means weeks maybe months of being in DC instead of campaigning.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:03 PM (FiUM

-------

Or... Months of grinding down the President's popularity and screaming "UNDER IMPEACHMENT" in the media, until Senate (R)s have enough air cover to convict.

I do not trust McConnell further than I can kick him. This would NOT be good news, no matter how you spin.

Remember the GOP is just *praying* for any excuse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 04:05 PM (AzW6q)

301 He used the wrong Twitter handle. I suggest he change it to "Little Snit".

Adam Schiff has already appropriated a rhyming Twitter handle "Little Sch--t".

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 21, 2019 04:05 PM (WRSbt)

302 reptile credo eel

Don't go besmirching eels.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2019 04:06 PM (tH5fk)

303 Pierre Unelecto

Posted by: Flatville Bill at October 21, 2019 04:06 PM (k3WO2)

304 We were played, but I actually think he wanted the office. He spent too
much time stabbing every other Republican in the back and being a smarmy
cocksucker during the primaries to just throw the general election.



I still think he wanted the office handed to him on a silver
platter. In his mind, he already did the work by getting the nomination.
JugEars was so bad that the American People would OBVIOUSLY vote for
the alternative, right? I mean, Mittens has essentially been running for
President for 30 years. He definitely wants the position, but like the
spoiled ratfucking rich kid brat that he is, he doesn't want to work for
it.


Rush was talking about this today. Basically, McCain/Romney hate Trump because he won and they lost. Jealousy. Both are disturbed individuals. Romney needs to disappear from public life forever. Please.

Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 04:06 PM (2KYgn)

305 87 NLurker, no provision for recall of federal office holders. Recall not an option.


Meanwhile - will Canada partly undo its shame and humiliation today via action at the polls?


Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 03:47 PM (QDnY+)

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Not 100% sure of that. For about a hundred years after the ratification of the Constitution the average length of service for a Senator was 4 years.

Posted by: MAGA at October 21, 2019 04:06 PM (uhJ+j)

306 Le twat, c'est moi"

Thread winnah right there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 04:06 PM (6qErC)

307 @294
You sir have won the interwebs today
*deeply bows*

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 21, 2019 04:06 PM (koNhm)

308 Reminds me of Nixon.

Posted by: Living in Amash's District at October 21, 2019 04:06 PM (Xo3T0)

309 Hey Utah, pull your heads out and bounce this MF'er.
Posted by: JROD at October 21, 2019 04:01 PM (A59VO)


heh. Four More Years!

Mitt Romney is da bomb.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 04:06 PM (aS1PU)

310 I was having more fun on the gay cereal thread. I mean, when a man calls himself "Pierre Delecto" what more can you add to that?

Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 04:06 PM (Izzlo)

311 As I said in an earlier thread, there's no way Mittens is the only narcissist in Congress who's doing this.

Hell, I'd bet dollars everybody aboard the USS Cuckshed has an alternate where they secretly defend themselves.

No way Romney is alone. He's just the first to get caught.

'millions of twitter accounts were deleted last night in what reporters are calling a complete coincidence'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 04:06 PM (n9sj8)

312 Delicto is sort of like 'delectable' , so I like to think that Mitt likes 'delicious peters'...



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 21, 2019 04:06 PM (ufFY8)

313 We were played, but I actually think he wanted the office. He spent too much time stabbing every other Republican in the back and being a smarmy cocksucker during the primaries to just throw the general election.
I still think he wanted the office handed to him on a silver platter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (veoSD
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Disagree. He was doing the work of the Deep State back then which would have included all the stuff you mention. Look who he chose as his running mate.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM (wy084)

314 273 Can't the Mormon church send Pierre on a mission somewhere?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (Uu+Jp)


How about the Andaman Islands?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

315 Or... Months of grinding down the President's popularity and screaming "UNDER IMPEACHMENT" in the media, until Senate (R)s have enough air cover to convict.

I do not trust McConnell further than I can kick him. This would NOT be good news, no matter how you spin.

Remember the GOP is just *praying* for any excuse.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 04:05 PM (AzW6q)

___

Oh yeah I wasn't suggesting Turtle would do this to help Trump. Just saying some of the senators may say fuck it and not participate.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM (FiUMj)

316 Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden
----------
And this is why I love the Horde.. and I chuckled..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM (9B/d8)

317 Not just a sock puppet. A DIRTY sock puppet.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM (CdhUd)

318 Nobody "accidentally" uses an "I love dick" username.

Posted by: MAGA at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (uhJ+j)
.........

No, they don't.

Posted by: Amo El Pene at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

319 Peierre Delecto sounds like the warm up act for Le Pétomane

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM (ymnmz)

320 I used to think that talk of Rombley throwing the 2012 election was crazy talk.


Used to...

Posted by: McLurkerson at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM (9qbOD)

321 I wonder what Ann Coulter thinks of this. 'Memba her?

Posted by: I Have Questions at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM (BvNzB)

322 He probably should have went for Peter Fellatio

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM (M+Lyo)

323 In retrospect, I should have written in 'Ham Sandwich' for President in 2012.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM (EentF)

324 Romney thinks he is a delectable dick ... he is more of a tricky dick ... but much worse than Nixon.


Maybe he thought he was saying "both sides to blame", but someone that translated fooled him, and gave him the French spelling for "Delectable Dick". ha

Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM (Cus5s)

325 @nytopinion

The deep state is alive and well, composed of patriotic public
servants. Their aim is not to bring down President Trump out of personal
or political animus but to rescue the Republic from his excesses, says
@mcottle. https://nyti.ms/2P3C6EV


You have to fucking be kidding me.

Sorry, Ben. We had a good run for a while but we succumbed to history.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 04:08 PM (HaL55)

326 The funny thing, you know who knows which congressmen have fake Twitter accounts? Twitter.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 04:08 PM (HALdu)

327 Alex: This US Senator is a member of the controlled opposition and created Obamacare.

Contestant: What is a Mittens Romneycare, Alex?


Posted by: Tonight on Jeopardy at October 21, 2019 04:08 PM (WdocV)

328 What's Mormon teaching regarding suicide?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 04:08 PM (NFEMn)

329 I do not trust McConnell further than I can kick him. This would NOT be good news, no matter how you spin.

Remember the GOP is just *praying* for any excuse.

--------------

Honestly, there is simply no way to know what impeachment or impeachment with a trial would mean. In normal times, you would assume it would lead to the end of the presidency because for Congress to go down that road, it would mean the country was behind them. But these are not normal times.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 04:08 PM (sX1BW)

330 Wouldn't you just give a normal name to your puppet?

Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 03:44 PM (9GFP4)

I call mine, "Little Elvis".

Posted by: Steve Dahl, radio shock jock at October 21, 2019 04:08 PM (ufFY8)

331 I bet AllahPundit is turned on by Pierre Delecto.

Posted by: William Eaton at October 21, 2019 04:08 PM (MuTTO)

332 299 297
Anybody here know Jonah Goldberg? He is warm, gentle and good looking too.

Posted by: Definitely not Jonah G. at October 21, 2019 04:05 PM (OD2ni)

He's a sandwich. Soup sandwich.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 04:05 PM (jYnPD)

The review was just a two-word review: "Shit sandwich"

Posted by: Spinal Tap at October 21, 2019 04:08 PM (Izzlo)

333 239 189 Wtf is wrong with voters in Utah?

to fully explain that, it would be barrel worthy

went to a "strip club" in Cedar City" mid 70's

near beer and one piece bathing suits

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 04:08 PM (rpxSz)

334 "Except that's not their job, and also, it's treason.
Posted by: Lizzy"


I remember a clip from Firing Line in the 60's with WFB interviewing a Black Panther leader. The BP guy tried to compare himself with George Washington. Buckley immediately countered with "But if the British captured Washington, they would have hanged him." I thought that was hilarious.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 21, 2019 04:08 PM (OD2ni)

335 I loved the part where this 50/50 came out of left field and snatched the crown from the Hildabeast's hands.

Romney's role was to lose to a woman. Expiation of sin.

Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2019 04:08 PM (Y274z)

336 @ 185: Fuck Steve Bannon . He's proven he doesn't know fuck all since the AL Roy Moore fiasco.

Posted by: Venus at October 21, 2019 04:08 PM (lZaEn)

337 LeCarre Delifto

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 04:09 PM (wy084)

338 So Pelosi supposedly released a list of trumps impeachable offenses? I can't find it.. Anyone else seen it?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 04:09 PM (O2RFr)

339 Utah needs to have some time in the barrel

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 04:09 PM (HALdu)

340
Their aim is not to bring down President Trump out of personal
or political animus but to rescue the Republic from his excesses, says

***

What do you call a group that makes war on the American government and adheres to its enemies again?

Also, should we check out the strategic supply of rope and lamp-posts?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 04:09 PM (WdocV)

341 319
Peierre Delecto sounds like the warm up act for Le Ptomane

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM (ymnmz)

Or, The Aristocrats.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Weeping Cub Fan at October 21, 2019 04:09 PM (ufFY8)

342 Don't suppose I should hold my breath for a list of Trump's "excesses"?


Or even one?


At some point one of the idiots burbling this nonsense should be asked for a list. You know, as would happen in a marginally functional educated country with an actual press.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 04:09 PM (QDnY+)

343 Mitt had to use a pseudonymous account in order to escape detection by all of you RUSSIAN ASSETS.

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 04:10 PM (786Ro)

344 I bet ya Romney wouldn't be able to figure out close-tags.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 04:10 PM (AURKQ)

345 Suddenly my fake Romney tweets mean nothing.
The guy is beyond parody.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 04:10 PM (NFEMn)

346 If they actually took away my elected President through this shit storm of lies, abuse of power and fraud, I would cease to regard myself as a citizen of a Republic. At that point I would have some choosing to do.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 21, 2019 04:10 PM (koNhm)

347 325 @nytopinion

The deep state is alive and well, composed of patriotic public
servants. Their aim is not to bring down President Trump out of personal
or political animus but to rescue the Republic from his excesses, says
@mcottle. https://nyti.ms/2P3C6EV


You have to fucking be kidding me.

Sorry, Ben. We had a good run for a while but we succumbed to history.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 04:08 PM (HaL55)

Yet more evidence that the intelligence bureaucracy needs to be cleaned out from top to bottom.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 21, 2019 04:10 PM (RD7QR)

348 Boxerre Mystico

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 04:10 PM (wy084)

349 Let's say Soros went to 25 GOP senators and told them if they vote to remove, nobody in their immediate family, would have to worry about money, ever again.

Think it can't happen?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:10 PM (FiUMj)

350 Pierre Delecto

Unelectable Dick?



I never was good at French.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (n9sj8)

351 He's proven he doesn't know fuck all since the AL Roy Moore fiasco.

***

Well, in fairness Trump is pretty singular guy. Every other Republican office holder/candidate that the left has turned its full outrage cannon on has folded or been betrayed by his "allies"....like Judge Moore.



Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (WdocV)

352 @nytopinion
The deep state is alive and well, composed of patriotic public servants. Their aim is not to bring down President Trump out of personal or political animus but to rescue the Republic from his excesses, says @mcottle. https://nyti.ms/2P3C6EV
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 03:53 PM (ZLI7S)
+++++++++++++
Ah, yes. The "Praetorian Guard" play. And fawned over by a press that would be the first against the wall should these people get their way. 1-2 papers and 1 network would be nationalized by these people and the rest sent to gulag.

Pernicious, evil, self-impressed, doofus fools with no knowledge of history, human nature or the effects of unaccountable power.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (I2dne)

353 Wonder what mcraven's Twitter handle is?

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (HALdu)

354 I think Romney is a backstabbing scum with a fluid political philosophy but I can't get worked up over this without feeling like a dick knowing Trump also had a few alternate identities through his life. I am justifying it a bit though based on it being different as an elected official.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (9YKBM)

355 To think, Schlichter's column came out before this was known. Talk about timely.

I'm with Kurt: I want my vote back.

I want my vote back. I want the time I spent volunteering for Romney back. I want every single syllable of not awfulness I ever typed about Romney back. I want all of it back.

Again, the rocket surgeons who are paid substantial sums of money to comprehend the desires of the base, in order to motivate said base to vote for the candidates hired by the rocket surgeons, appear to be willfully denying the center of the sun white hot burning rage I, and many, many, many others, feel about Mitt Romney and the GOP in general.

What, and this is not rhetorical, exactly is so damn special about Mitt Romney that he believes he, and only he, can be a governor and then run for President, what, three times, fail at both of those things, and then, when Trump laughs in his face about being Sec State, turn around and wander about until he finds a state where he can be a Senator?

What particular set of skills, besides President hair, does he have that makes him ever so necessary to the body politic?

What are they? Why him? What exact strain of roses provides the scent wafting from his toilet bowl?

Grr.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (mf5HN)

356 Will you vote for Romney in 2020, after Trump is impeached? Romney or socialism?

Posted by: No at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (H0mxs)

357 I love
Little baby ducks,
Old pick-up trucks,
Slow movin' trains,
And dick.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto Debuts on The Voice at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (sWM8x)

358 >>The funny thing, you know who knows which congressmen have fake Twitter accounts? Twitter.



Yup.
IIRC, @Jack has his own anonymous twitter handle.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (bDqIh)

359 61 Mittens is like the asshole kid at school who never learned his lesson from getting beat up or stuffed in his locker. He deserved it and just kept coming back for more.
Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 03:45 PM (gmo/4)

And then turned into Carrie.

Posted by: m at October 21, 2019 04:12 PM (yDjHx)

360 why would you use a name that is a play on latin? use the fucking latin.

unless you really love tasty peters.

Posted by: x at October 21, 2019 04:12 PM (nFwvY)

361 Can't the Mormon church send Pierre on a mission somewhere?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (Uu+Jp)


----
How about the Andaman Islands?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM

I'm thinking Papua New Guinea with the Letin clan of the Korowai Tribe.

Posted by: Bert G at October 21, 2019 04:12 PM (tOP4K)

362 Mutt wont bang Anne without his schlong cased

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 04:12 PM (rpxSz)

363 With some of the comments here, I'd swear some of you are on my Facebook feed.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 04:12 PM (RnSBy)

364 At least we now know what the hell "severely conservative" means. Fuck him.

Posted by: Furious George at October 21, 2019 04:12 PM (9vQJW)

365 Yet more evidence that the intelligence bureaucracy needs to be cleaned out from top to bottom.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 21, 2019 04:10 PM (RD7QR)
+++++++++++++
While we need a much wider scope, I think the republic can *maybe* be saved if just three parts of the government are completely dismantled, with everyone above GS-11 terminated and barred from civil service forever:
- The intelligence agencies. All of the intelligence agencies.
- The DoJ, including its KGB arm called "FBI"
- The State Department

A lot more than that is needed, but starting there would deal with a bulk of the problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 04:12 PM (I2dne)

366 Was this a verified Twitter account?

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 04:12 PM (HALdu)

367 356 Will you vote for Romney in 2020, after Trump is impeached? Romney or socialism?
Posted by: No at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (H0mxs)

___

At least under socialism when it all comes crashing down I can point and laugh.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:12 PM (FiUMj)

368 "I wonder what Ann Coulter thinks of this. 'Memba her?
Posted by: I Have Questions"


Coulter was the first to open my eyes that a lot of professional conservatives are just unprincipled grifters looking for the next paycheck. Not all, but a lot. I am embarrassed at being so naive.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 21, 2019 04:13 PM (OD2ni)

369 "Posted by: No at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (H0mxs)"


No.

Posted by: Chris M at October 21, 2019 04:13 PM (eAZVt)

370 Will you vote for Romney in 2020, after Trump is impeached? Romney or socialism?
Posted by: No at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (H0mxs)

LIB

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 04:13 PM (9YKBM)

371 But Donald Trump is just awful for the things he says on twitter!

Posted by: Buzzion at October 21, 2019 04:13 PM (GQznZ)

372 And wouldn't "N. Perry Delicto" be a better pseudonym?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 04:13 PM (AURKQ)

373 wander about until he finds a state where he can be a Senator?

The mix of politics and religion is unhealthy. See also "Islam."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

374 Perro Pepe. Or is that too knotty?

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (UUkQp)

375 356: It will be socialism regardless. So no, No.
And fuck off.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (EentF)

376 Can't the Mormon church send Pierre on a mission somewhere?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 04:02 PM (Uu+Jp)


----
How about the Andaman Islands?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I'm thinking Papua New Guinea with the Letin clan of the Korowai Tribe.
Posted by: Bert G


Send him to Papua New Guinea with a case of seasoning/bbq rub.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (RnSBy)

377 Romney is a jerkoff and all his self-professed decency is shallow. So he doesn't cheat on his wife, smoke or drink?
So what.

By Romney's account, Winston Churchill was a POS because he drank like a fish.

Great men are often flawed men. But their flaws are minor, human flaws--the kind most truly decent people have and struggle with.

Mitt is not decent. He is indecent.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (NFEMn)

378 Honestly, there is simply no way to know what impeachment or impeachment with a trial would mean.
***

The FNM/Democrats claimed that if Trump fired Mueller while Mueller was investigating him that such an action would be "obstruction of justice".

If Congress impeaches the president while he is leading the investigation of member of congress is that not also "obstruction of justice"? Remember Nancy Pelosi and Mitt Romney were both in bed with the same energy company as the Bidens...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (WdocV)

379 71 ace, you do superb work. Take the rest of the week off.
Posted by: Riccardo Pomeranian at October 21, 2019 03:46 PM (PbpT7)

Ace!

Posted by: m at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (yDjHx)

380 353 Wonder what mcraven's Twitter handle is?
Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (HALdu)

Smoke Manmuscle

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (RD7QR)

381 What's so wrong with 'Pierre Delicto'?

Posted by: CNN Senior Correspondent Dick Schmeller, "CNN: The First Choice of Trapped Airport Veiwers!" at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (Ndje9)

382 355 What particular set of skills, besides President hair, does he have that makes him ever so necessary to the body politic?

What are they? Why him? What exact strain of roses provides the scent wafting from his toilet bowl?

Grr.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (mf5HN)

========

Nepotism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (q80AH)

383 As God is my witness if it's Mittens vs Warren in 2020, I'm not only voting Warren, I'm sending her money and volunteering to make phone calls on her behalf.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (FiUMj)

384 BTW another example of sick ass Republican opposition research (from Romney's Utah primary opponents).

Posted by: MAGA at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (uhJ+j)

385 Posted by: No at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM


Hey dumbass, if PDT is impeached, voting will be the least of the nation's worries.

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (786Ro)

386 Mitt Romney is right: we must move to aggressively secure our supply of penis-flavored mimosas. #brunchisanationalsecurityissue

Posted by: Pear-shaped Dictaphone at October 21, 2019 04:15 PM (GTeFT)

387 The FNM/Democrats claimed that if Trump fired Mueller while Mueller was investigating him that such an action would be "obstruction of justice".

--------------

That's because the FNM / Democrats are idiots.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 04:15 PM (sX1BW)

388 The Conservative Case For Having Fake Twitter Accounts That White Knight For You And Retweet Mean Shit About People You Don't Like

Posted by: Gobler Hodjang at October 21, 2019 04:15 PM (oZ6kz)

389 Wonder what mcraven's Twitter handle is?
Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (HALdu)

Smoke Manmuscle
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (RD7QR)



Works for me since I was thinking he should suck a dick

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 04:15 PM (HALdu)

390 Lucky for Pierre

the French word for inhaler is inhaler

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (rpxSz)

391 Coulter was the first to open my eyes that a lot of professional
conservatives are just unprincipled grifters looking for the next
paycheck.
***

She was also the first one to point out the Democrats create/use victims to advance their agenda back in 2001.


The FNM went after her hard for that...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (WdocV)

392 Will you vote for Romney in 2020, after Trump is impeached? Romney or socialism?
Posted by: No at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (H0mxs)



If it is Romney in 2020, I will vote for Jill Stein. At least she is damn honest.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (mf5HN)

393 He seems nice.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (Y4EXg)

394 "Will you vote for Romney in 2020, after Trump is impeached? Romney or socialism?



Posted by: No at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (H0mxs) "

_____________
It's cute that you think the two are mutually exclusive.

Posted by: McLurkerson at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (ymIWG)

395 I don't care WTF would happen, I'm NEVER voting for Romney (again).

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (jUVms)

396 The Conservative Case For Having Fake Twitter Accounts That White Knight For You And Retweet Mean Shit About People You Don't Like
Posted by: Gobler Hodjang at October 21, 2019 04:15 PM (oZ6kz)
+++++++++++++
Countdown to official censure in the Senate:

3, 2, 1, HAHAHHAHA NEVER!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (I2dne)

397 As God is my witness if it's Mittens vs Warren in 2020, I'm not only voting Warren, I'm sending her money and volunteering to make phone calls on her behalf.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview

---

Or send her heap big wampum and send out some smoke signals.

Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (DQebX)

398 Time for a Trump Rally in Salt Lake City.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (yRAFu)

399 Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (NFEMn)

You know what Winston would say about Romney?

He has all the virtues I despise and none of the vices I admire.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (9YKBM)

400 The FNM/Democrats claimed that if Trump fired Mueller while Mueller was
investigating him that such an action would be "obstruction of justice".

--

But he didn't so it wasn't.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (3tDBG)

401 Time for a Trump Rally in Salt Lake City.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (yRAFu)



I will damn fly to Salt Lake City to stand Outside for that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (mf5HN)

402
Hey dumbass, if PDT is impeached, voting will be the least of the nation's worries.
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (786Ro)

--------

The GOP doesn't give a shit if they destroy this country. That's what worries me.

The only thing that will guide their decision making in an impeachment trial is what they perceive as being best for THEM.

Also, they all hate Trump, and don't give a flying fuck whether or not he's guilty of anything.

Very touchy thing, this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (AzW6q)

403 Here we go. The latest scandal is that Trump has "too much" campaign money and the democrats can't compete.


According to the yahoo news article........"And the situation stands to get worse."

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (JUOKG)

404 What's so wrong with 'Pierre Delicto'?
Posted by: CNN Senior Correspondent Dick Schmeller, "CNN: The First Choice of Trapped Airport Veiwers!" at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (Ndje9)

I agree!

Posted by: Iowa High School Basketball Legend Fonda Dicks at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (FJYfm)

405 "@ 185: Fuck Steve Bannon . He's proven he doesn't know fuck all since the AL Roy Moore fiasco.
Posted by: Venus"


Agreed. KellyAnne Conway was the actual brains behind that campaign by figuring out which states to target.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (OD2ni)

406 349 Let's say Soros went to 25 GOP senators and told them if they vote to remove, nobody in their immediate family, would have to worry about money, ever again.

Think it can't happen?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview
________

Take off the tinfoil hat. You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking stuff like that.

Posted by: Chief "Justice" John Roberts at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (9vQJW)

407 Cory Booker just had an idea on how to deal with the persistent and oh so plausible rumors he's queer as a duck. And this idea doesn't involve playacting with Rosario Dawson.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (YqDXo)

408 398 Time for a Trump Rally in Salt Lake City.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (yRAFu)

__

Why? It's not like Mittens actually spends time there. When he's not in DC, he's at his house in SoCal, on the beach.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (FiUMj)

409 Smoke Manmuscle



Sounds like a ghey pron actor.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (RnSBy)

410 381 What's so wrong with 'Pierre Delicto'?
Posted by: CNN Senior Correspondent Dick Schmeller, "CNN: The First Choice of Trapped Airport Veiwers!" at October 21, 2019 04:14 PM (Ndje9)

right there with you, young man

Posted by: JUDGE SMAILS at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (rpxSz)

411 Will you vote for Romney in 2020, after Trump is impeached? Romney or socialism?
Posted by: No

I choose remove the ticks from the body

Posted by: x at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (nFwvY)

412 What's funny about this is that Romney had to do it himself.


He's so darned right about everything that all of zero people were lining up to defend him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (n9sj8)

413 398 Time for a Trump Rally in Salt Lake City.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (yRAFu)

Wouldn't that be grand? And sell T-shirts that say "Make Pierre Delecto Great Again".

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (RD7QR)

414 He wanted our name but we threatened to beat him up and take his lunch money.

Posted by: Heathers at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (Ndje9)

415 He should have gone with Dickus Limpus.

Posted by: OCBill at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (df+Zi)

416 Fake impeachment, or "real", won't grind down Trump's popularity, a bit. No reason to expect it would. Russia nonsense did not, this will be just as baseless and be against backdrop of best economy in the lives of almost all voters - with clear and known relation to Trump policies.


And why do so many people claim that McCain and Romney didn't want to win? Makes no sense. These are [pathologically] narcissistic power mongers, it makes zero sense. They're just lousy politicians - and in 'O8, the country revealed the depths of its degradation and dumbing-down.


Did Hillary "want to lose" in '16? Of course not.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (QDnY+)

417 ime for a Trump Rally in Salt Lake City.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (yRAFu)

You know what? He should do a rally in all 50 states.
Even the ones he has little or no chance of winning.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (NFEMn)

418 Honestly, there is simply no way to know what impeachment or impeachment
with a trial would mean. In normal times, you would assume it would
lead to the end of the presidency because for Congress to go down that
road, it would mean the country was behind them. But these are not
normal times.


We have to stop this mindset right now. PDT hasn't committed anything even close to an impeachable offense.


Please stop giving this crazy idea any credence. It has none. The anti-American congresscretins started bleating "IMPEACH! HIM!!" the day after he won.

THERE ARE NO GROUNDS FOR IMPEACHMENT!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (HaL55)

419 Yeah, I want a president so obtuse that he thinks a reporter will just let it pass when he says he has a "secret" account. These stupid f$ckers still trust the press, and are so illiterate of technology that they think they are anonymous and can remain that way.

This goes in the featured wing of the Museum of DumbF*ckery.

Posted by: Orson at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (AS2CT)

420 Way to lazy to check nor do I know how...but has Lucky Pierre deleted his account yet?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (ymnmz)

421 Here we go. The latest scandal is that Trump has "too much" campaign money and the democrats can't compete.

According to the yahoo news article........"And the situation stands to get worse."
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (JUOKG)


Time to redistribute the campaign funds!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

422 Willowed on earlier thread:

Pierre Delicto = Tasty Peter

Posted by: tsj017 at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (7ReX+)

423 As Rick "Danger" Hazard would say: Hit that tip jar!

Posted by: Mett Rumney at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (KZzsI)

424 The difference between Romney and the various Transnational Progressives currently running the Democrat party is that Romney is mostly competent.


Amusingly Mitt Romney should be the Democrat presidential candidate in 2020 since he is literally the best man for the job.

And when you consider that he was the Republican presidential candidate in 2012...shudder.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (WdocV)

425 We should just admit what our elite are like and turn over the government to middle school kids. At least then when they screwed up we could ground them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (3tDBG)

426 403 Here we go. The latest scandal is that Trump has "too much" campaign money and the democrats can't compete.


According to the yahoo news article........"And the situation stands to get worse."
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (JUOKG)

==========

After 2016, their concern is hilariously noted.

They know they're going to lose in 2020, and they're going to blame everyone except the far left for the loss.

Dark money and big money in politics will be in their sights. However, with a newly Republican House and slightly expanded Republican majority in the Senate, Trump will laugh off any attempt to undo speech in politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (q80AH)

427 Mittens yearns to see Trump go and he become the candidate....and go on to lose to the
Hildabeast, as was the plan from the beginning.

Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (Y274z)

428 It had never occurred to me but I've just figured out that No is a former member of this site. You just gave yourself away, shitstain.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (wy084)

429 Here we go. The latest scandal is that Trump has "too much" campaign money and the democrats can't compete.


According to the yahoo news article........"And the situation stands to get worse."
Posted by: Mr. Scott



They need to get their cash register, Soros, to pony up.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (FTf+m)

430 A month ago I gave the odds of a senate conviction at 0.0%.

Today I think it's 20%.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (FiUMj)

431 Insty has been spot on for a while now:

Worst. Political. Class. Ever.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (JCrfD)

432 Agreed. KellyAnne Conway was the actual brains behind that campaign by figuring out which states to target.
Posted by: Benji Carver

and KellyAnne's husband is a shit bag

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (FZYNt)

433 Posobeic also pointed out that Mitt really, really doesn't like Kurt Schlichter, and would routinely retweet attacks and nastiness directed at Kurt.

An awful lot of these people talk about Trump having his finger on the red button or whatever.

Look at Mitt's petulance and knee-jerk anger and reactions. Real LEADERSHIP there, eh Mittens?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (vEIlU)

434 The only thing that will guide their decision making in an impeachment trial is what they perceive as being best for THEM.



yes. they should avoid CHOOSING POORLY

Posted by: x at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (nFwvY)

435 Banged an artist from Dallas once that calling it a sack handle

i was high, so I dunno

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (rpxSz)

436 403 Here we go. The latest scandal is that Trump has "too much" campaign money and the democrats can't compete.
---
RNC took in $27M in September and they have zero debt. DNC took in $7M in September and they're $7M in debt.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (sWM8x)

437 I regret my vote for Romney even more than McCain. At least with McCain I was hoping he would kick the bucket in office and Palin would take over....

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (/5WQL)

438 THERE ARE NO GROUNDS FOR IMPEACHMENT!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him

---

And for fuck's sake, "impeachment" doesn't mean "removed from office."

Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (DQebX)

439 Oh yeah I wasn't suggesting Turtle would do this to help Trump. Just saying some of the senators may say fuck it and not participate.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:07 PM (FiUMj)
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Speaking of the Senate, if Schiff is truly running a corrupt impeachment process with super secret testimony like the R's claim, why doesn't the Senate call BS on it, call these witnesses to testify in an open hearing.

Why does the R's in the Senate get to sit there, shrug their shoulders, and say "oh well".

Posted by: WisRich at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (G0vdT)

440 I posted this before, but it makes me laugh so I'm posting it again. When asked if that was his Twitter account Romney replied, "C'est Moi" which immediately made me think of the song by the insufferable Lancelot in "Camelot"> Thee are some of the lyrics:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (j0JAA)

441
It had never occurred to me but I've just figured out that No is a former member of this site. You just gave yourself away, shitstain.
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (wy084)

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Ohhhh... do tell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (AzW6q)

442 I heard Russian Assets post likes to your secret twitter twaats so you know which way vote on matters important to Putin.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (ymnmz)

443 431 A month ago I gave the odds of a senate conviction at 0.0%.

Today I think it's 20%.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (FiUMj)

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Name the 20 Republican senators who would vote for conviction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (q80AH)

444 The thought of Romney running as a democrat is not as far fetched as we might think.


Maybe he thinks he could be the guy as pres or vp that helps one of the democrats build the coalition that wins the election

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (HALdu)

445 356 Will you vote for Romney in 2020, after Trump is impeached? Romney or socialism?
Posted by: No at October 21, 2019 04:11 PM (H0mxs)
===============================

If our vote is overturned by the Deep State things will get sporty fast. At that point the Republic is dead and it's time to go 1776.

Posted by: Guzalot at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (prSvo)

446 Hey dumbass, if PDT is impeached, voting will be the least of the nation's worries.
Posted by: Hands

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You put it better than anything I was cobbling together.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (Y4EXg)

447 Don't think Mitt ever moved into the La Jolla house. Nice location, to put it mildly. Pretty sure he sold it.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (QDnY+)

448 I wonder if Mittens is stupid enough to run 3rd party, thinking it would hurt Trump, when in fact he'd probably get more Dem votes.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (FiUMj)

449 Corey Booker is totally DTF! He's so straight he makes coke lines crooked.

That man oozes testosterone like a bad injection on a tranny!

Totally likes the vag, that stud Corey Booker.

Posted by: Jennifer Dawson at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (n9sj8)

450 You know what? He should do a rally in all 50 states.
Even the ones he has little or no chance of winning.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (NFEMn)


He came to Vermont in 2015. I didn't become a supporter because of that, but I started to pay attention. Even Bernie does not campaign in Vermont (not that he needs to, but still).

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 21, 2019 04:21 PM (kUmUV)

451 .

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 04:21 PM (aS1PU)

452 Today I think it's 20%.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (FiUMj)

I will give you those odds

Bring it, bring it all

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 04:21 PM (rpxSz)

453 for 441 Sorry; Jumpy computer:

C'est Moi:

've never strayed
From all I believe;
I'm blessed with an iron will.
Had I been made
The partner of Eve,
We'd be in Eden still.
C'est moi! C'est moi! The angels have chose
To fight their battles below,
And here I stand, as pure as a pray'r,
Incredibly clean, with virtue to spare,
The godliest man I know!
C'est moi!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 04:21 PM (j0JAA)

454 407 Cory Booker just had an idea on how to deal with the persistent and oh so plausible rumors he's queer as a duck. And this idea doesn't involve playacting with Rosario Dawson.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (YqDXo)

Cory Booker is the manliest man that ever strapped on an extra-large jockstrap!

Posted by: Enobt Kaets at October 21, 2019 04:21 PM (RD7QR)

455 Trump is practically daring Nancy to impeach him over the complaint of a fake whistleblower and no real crime.

If we had an honest media this whole thing would have been over already. There is no there there and Nancy knows it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 04:21 PM (ZLI7S)

456 "Romney is a jerkoff and all his self-professed decency is shallow. So he doesn't cheat on his wife, smoke or drink?
So what."


Agreed. Living in the DC Metro area I deal with a lot of Mormons. Some are awesome. Some are a-holes. Just like any other group. (Except Sikhs, they are all awesome).

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 21, 2019 04:21 PM (OD2ni)

457 Name the 20 Republican senators who would vote for conviction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger

Does both Mitt and Pierre get a vote each?

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 21, 2019 04:21 PM (FZYNt)

458 Mitt is worse than really bad fiction.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 21, 2019 04:21 PM (y7DUB)

459 An awful lot of these people talk about Trump having his finger on the red button or whatever.

***

Trump hasn't started any new wars that I am aware of....he's been getting crap for ending our involvement in various conflicts overseas.

WORSE WAR MONGER EVER

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 04:22 PM (WdocV)

460 The FNM/Democrats claimed that if Trump fired Mueller while Mueller was
investigating him that such an action would be "obstruction of justice".

--

But he didn't so it wasn't.


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He didn't, but he should have. And it still wouldn't have been Obstruction of Justice.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 04:22 PM (sX1BW)

461 403 Here we go. The latest scandal is that Trump has "too much" campaign money and the democrats can't compete.


According to the yahoo news article........"And the situation stands to get worse."
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)



ORANGEMANBAD ORANGEMANBAD ORANGEMANBAD ORANGEMANBAD

and that is that way it is.

BADORANGEMAN IS RAPING MY SOUL!!!

Posted by: Yahoo nEwZ at October 21, 2019 04:22 PM (EentF)

462 RNC took in $27M in September and they have zero debt. DNC took in $7M in September and they're $7M in debt.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (sWM8x)


and the left still don't get it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2019 04:22 PM (vEIlU)

463 Instapundit isn't wrong about it being the worst political class ever. But most of these folks, the most important ones anyway, are directly elected. There's something rotten in the body politic at large.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 21, 2019 04:22 PM (GTeFT)

464 And the Great UnMasking, continues.

Posted by: Don Q at October 21, 2019 04:22 PM (NgKpN)

465 452 .

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 04:21 PM (aS1PU)

now this guy I could drink with

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 04:22 PM (rpxSz)

466 Amusingly Mitt Romney should be the Democrat presidential candidate in 2020 since he is literally the best man for the job.


----


Romney/Katshit - Dem ticket

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 04:23 PM (Y4EXg)

467 Mitt is the living embodiment of what some here profess to hate but secretly enjoy. He's a fucking living virtue-signal.

Which people here would that be, Scogg Dog?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 04:23 PM (j0JAA)

468 And why do so many people claim that McCain and Romney didn't want to win? Makes no sense. These are [pathologically] narcissistic power mongers, it makes zero sense. They're just lousy politicians - and in 'O8, the country revealed the depths of its degradation and dumbing-down.


Did Hillary "want to lose" in '16? Of course not.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (QDnY+)

I'm not a conspiracy guy. I believe both McCain and Romney "wanted" to win when the entered the race.

But I truly believe though that McCain took a dive because Palin and he popularity upset his Deep State handlers and consultants and he was told to do the "honorable" thing and lose. Being a Deep Stater too, he did just that.
"My friends, he have nothing to fear from an Obama presidency" is a big fat tell.

Romney lost because he's inept and didn't want to be tough on a black guy. But I think he thought he was gonna win. There was a lot f fraud in 2012

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 04:23 PM (NFEMn)

469 Mitt is the living embodiment of what some here
profess to hate but secretly enjoy. He's a fucking living virtue-signal.




Posted by: Hope Springs Eternal at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (salu2)

Oh this thread seems to bringing out a few little twats.
GFY with your little e-peen.

Posted by: McLurkerson at October 21, 2019 04:23 PM (ymIWG)

470 "It had never occurred to me but I've just figured out that No is a former member of this site. You just gave yourself away, shitstain.
Posted by: ... at October"


Did he post something about his love for Winona Ryder?

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 21, 2019 04:23 PM (OD2ni)

471 If Trump is impeached, and convicted, No will have a lot of worries, like who has first dibs on his or hers sorry ass in the forthcoming events.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 21, 2019 04:23 PM (C1Lsn)

472 456 Trump is practically daring Nancy to impeach him over the complaint of a fake whistleblower and no real crime.

If we had an honest media this whole thing would have been over already. There is no there there and Nancy knows it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 04:21 PM (ZLI7S)
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Do you still agree that this impeachment blitz is all an effort to blunt the IG report?

Posted by: WisRich at October 21, 2019 04:23 PM (G0vdT)

473 Romney/Katshit - Dem ticket
Posted by: Tonypete

Romney/AOC - 3 great boobs

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 21, 2019 04:23 PM (FZYNt)

474 and KellyAnne's husband is a shit bag
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM


Please. Let's not be crude; it's not who we are. Colostomy bag is the polite name.

Posted by: GOPe, junior half of The Uniparty™ at October 21, 2019 04:24 PM (DMUuz)

475 now this guy I could drink with
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 04:22 PM (rpxSz)


*fistbump*

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 04:24 PM (aS1PU)

476 (Except Sikhs, they are all awesome).
Posted by: Benji Carver

----

I would respectfully add Gurkhas.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 04:24 PM (Y4EXg)

477 THERE ARE NO GROUNDS FOR IMPEACHMENT!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 04:18 PM (HaL55)
+++++++++++
No, there are not. But they clearly want to go down this road. We're hyper-polarized at the moment and a lot of the GOP want Trump gone and damn the consequences. I suspect that if the vote were secret, he'd be out after a 30-second trial in the Senate.

There are no grounds for impeachment and the entire thing is a farce, but these are not normal times and it looks like they're going to pursue it. McConnell is going to drag it out in the Senate if it happens. There is no way to know his motivation for that or what the consequences will be.

Will it move the needle on Trump's popularity? Probably. Which direction? I have no idea. Will the Senate vote to remove? I doubt it very much but I rank it as "outside possibility" if I had to lay a wager on it today.

Just because it is utterly preposterous doesn't mean they won't do it. As they drag out the proceedings in the Senate, they're going to be watching the polling (the real polls - the internal ones) like hawks to see if it's hurting Trump enough that they think they can get away with doing it.

There is nothing predictable about this - a partisan pseudo-impeachment without any controls, checks, balances or honor during a period where the president's own party hates him and everything is so shot through with corruption that corruption itself has become the state is entirely new territory.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 04:24 PM (I2dne)

478 473 Trump is practically daring Nancy to impeach him over the complaint of a fake whistleblower and no real crime.

If we had an honest media this whole thing would have been over already. There is no there there and Nancy knows it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 04:21 PM (ZLI7S)
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Do you still agree that this impeachment blitz is all an effort to blunt the IG report?
Posted by: WisRich at October 21, 2019 04:23 PM (G0vdT)

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I'm the one who insists on the IG report specifically. JackStraw points to the Ukraine in general.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 04:24 PM (q80AH)

479 tHE SOCK IS ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW.

Posted by: ADave at October 21, 2019 04:25 PM (FhXTo)

480 Instapundit isn't wrong about it being the worst political class ever.
But most of these folks, the most important ones anyway, are directly
elected. There's something rotten in the body politic at large.

***

Go talk with your average LIV. They sort of hear whatever the FNM is trumpeting at any moment and the state of their personal economy and they vote on those two things.


And the left is willing to deficit spend to try and make the economy look better. Obama spent what $10T to get 2% growth or something like that?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 04:25 PM (WdocV)

481 Hey! I've heard this "Some rat in the swamp" guy is pretty awesome! Please retweet!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 04:25 PM (LOq4H)

482 476 now this guy I could drink with
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 04:22 PM (rpxSz)

*fistbump*
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 04:24 PM (aS1PU)

rbay , my friend

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 04:25 PM (rpxSz)

483 I regret my vote for Romney even more than McCain. At least with McCain I was hoping he would kick the bucket in office and Palin would take over....
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (/5WQL)


I used to think I liked Ryan until I realized he was a sniveling backstabber like Rombley.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 21, 2019 04:25 PM (y7DUB)

484 480 tHE SOCK IS ON THE OTHER FOOT NOW.
Posted by: ADave at October 21, 2019 04:25 PM (FhXTo)

DID YOU WASH IT FIRST

Posted by: Enobt Kaets at October 21, 2019 04:25 PM (RD7QR)

485 >>Do you still agree that this impeachment blitz is all an effort to blunt the IG report?

Not just the IG report but more importantly Barr, Durham and company.

When even the NYT and NBC are reporting the wheels are closing in and people are lawyering up even the biggest eeyore has to start seeing where all this is headed.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 04:26 PM (ZLI7S)

486 **hick***

Trump totally cheated in the election! Hillary won it. It should **hick** be overturned!! Russians helped him win! His wife is Russian. His butler is Russian. He's got Russian friends!! He cheated!

Everyone is a Russian!!
**hick**


Kick him out so I can take over! I mean Hillary.

Posted by: Yergey Trumpavich at October 21, 2019 04:26 PM (n9sj8)

487 483 At no fucking point is any judge, or anyone in DC, going to stop this just because "there are no legal grounds". This is a political action - not a legal action.

Get your mind right. Understand what can happen here. This is Roman Senate level of drama. The good guys can lose. The Republic can fall.

Posted by: Hope Springs Eternal at October 21, 2019 04:25 PM (salu2)

==========

"We ain't touching this."
-SCOTUS, looking at a lawsuit by a successfully convicted POTUS against Congress

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 04:26 PM (q80AH)

488 Trump is practically daring Nancy to impeach him over the complaint of a fake whistleblower and no real crime.



If we had an honest media this whole thing would have been over already. There is no there there and Nancy knows it.


Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 04:21 PM

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Notice who has been keeping quite lately? We haven't heard from clapper, comey, rosenstien, et. al. for quite some time now.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 04:26 PM (JUOKG)

489 I hope to gawd Trump tweets something about this.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 21, 2019 04:26 PM (jWe5r)

490 Worst electorate*, ever.


[on the whole - decades past the point where the voters did not own the mess]


But betrayal/"they"/the people up in the castle are fun to demonize, while confronting your family or co-workers or team mates isn't so comfortable.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 04:27 PM (QDnY+)

491 There is nothing predictable about this - a partisan pseudo-impeachment without any controls, checks, balances or honor during a period where the president's own party hates him and everything is so shot through with corruption that corruption itself has become the state is entirely new territory.

---------------

Yep.

If I were a betting man, I'd bet that it would not have much affect on the next election. But there is simply no way to know.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 04:27 PM (sX1BW)

492 I voted for Romney in 2012.

And I was so relieved when he lost. I expected him to betray us, but I voted for him because he HAD to be better than Obama.

At least without this backstabber in the Oval Office, the Republicans in congress had to pretend to have a spine or lose their phoney-baloney jobs.

Posted by: makatta at October 21, 2019 04:27 PM (Y7Qzg)

493 Name the 20 Republican senators who would vote for conviction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 04:20 PM (q80AH)

___

I didn't say there are 20 now. I said there's a 20% chance it could be 20.

Mittens, Sasse, Colins, Murkowski, Cardner, Tillis, McSally. Rubio will easily vote to remove. They're dying to.

Then Isakson is retiring, he doesn't give a fuck. That's 9.

And then if polls start looking really bad for Trump, I can see 10 more jumping in. Remember how the GOPe caved during the shutdown at the first bad poll?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:27 PM (FiUMj)

494 month ago I gave the odds of a senate conviction at 0.0%.

Today I think it's 20%.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:19 PM (FiUMj)

Do you realize how much pressure GOP senators are going to get from Trump supporters if the House impeaches him? It will be explosive.

I only see Romney and maybe one or two others flipping.
Even Susan Collins won't vote to convict.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 04:27 PM (NFEMn)

495 Mittens, Sasse, Colins, Murkowski, Cardner, Tillis, McSally. Rubio will easily vote to remove. They're dying to.



Rubio won't vote to convict. He might want to, but he won't.
I don't think Collins or Sasse will either.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 04:28 PM (NFEMn)

496 Notice who has been keeping quite lately? We haven't heard from clapper, comey, rosenstien, et. al. for quite some time now.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)


Hard to be "out there" when the whole day is spent with ones attorney.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 04:28 PM (LOq4H)

497 And why do so many people claim that McCain and Romney didn't want to win? Makes no sense.
Posted by: rhomboid

McChurian had his own programming issues. But I'm sure Brennan was wiretapping Romney. It was good practice for Trump. Bt all appearances, Mitt was told to throw the fight after the first debate.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 21, 2019 04:28 PM (Ndje9)

498 Except Sikhs, they are all awesome

Yeah right.

Posted by: Air India Flight 182 at October 21, 2019 04:28 PM (h5TKJ)

499 I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THE DERELICT DICK THREAD!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 04:28 PM (G546f)

500 Romney has officially surpassed McCain as my most regretted vote.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 21, 2019 04:28 PM (l9m7l)

501 497 Mittens, Sasse, Colins, Murkowski, Cardner, Tillis, McSally. Rubio will easily vote to remove. They're dying to.


Nope... of that group I see Mittens and Murkowski... Maybe

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 04:29 PM (O2RFr)

502 There is no "legal grounds" for impeachment. If 67 Senators vote - he's
gone. Unless we counter-coup. Frankly - I'm all in on counter-coup.

***

I've been voting STOP on our sprint to leftwing cuckoo land for the last 20 years and if you look at the actual campaigns run over that time so did most of the electorate.


And we FINALLY got a president who is mostly delivering on his campaign promises to stop the moves to the left and the governing class wants to impeach him? And make sure we can never elect someone like him again by swamping the country with immigrants?

Yeah, if this comes to be traditional political methods of redress have failed and we will have to try others.


Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 04:29 PM (WdocV)

503 I visited today with an elderly woman in my congregation who said, "I think Hillary is deranged." I laughed because it was so direct.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 04:29 PM (j0JAA)

504 In other news, the Ace Of Spades Sock Contest has officially begun and by all counts is off to a rousing start!

Posted by: Howard Cosell at October 21, 2019 04:29 PM (n9sj8)

505 I said this morning Romney is one part insecurity and nine parts political incompetence. I was wrong. It's nine parts petty scumbaggery. His faults are so ridiculous and it's only his elevated position that even gets him notice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 21, 2019 04:29 PM (NVYyb)

506 494 I voted for Romney in 2012.


I've had a few mercy fucks too

but I keep em to myself

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 04:29 PM (rpxSz)

507 Notice who has been keeping quite lately? We haven't heard from clapper, comey, rosenstien, et. al. for quite some time now.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 04:26 PM (JUOKG)
+++++++++++
Which is scary. They went from loud defense to quiet, to ass-covering, to quiet again. If they're shutting up, it makes me nervous. If they're out loudly proclaiming their innocence and throwing each other under buses, then there might be something going on that can hurt them. If they're shutting up, it makes me think that the fix is in...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 04:30 PM (I2dne)

508 "And why do so many people claim that McCain and Romney didn't want to win?"

McCain himself gave us permission to vote for Obama.
Remember?
I do.

Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at October 21, 2019 04:30 PM (w7KSn)

509 Rubio won't vote to convict. He might want to, but he won't.
I don't think Collins or Sasse will either.

------------

I don't really see Mitt doing it either. He'll weasel out of actually having to give a vote. He would vote not to convict on a procedural basis granting that there was something there substantively.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 04:30 PM (sX1BW)

510 Has there ever been a bigger loser?

Posted by: Lulu at October 21, 2019 04:30 PM (C+We0)

511 Cucky Pierre

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 04:30 PM (1XNk8)

512 502 Romney has officially surpassed McCain as my most regretted vote.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 21, 2019 04:28 PM (l9m7l)

When both of them and Hillary Clinton all kick the bucket, I propose that the midpoint of their three birthdays be averaged, and thereafter celebrates as Not Presidents Day.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 21, 2019 04:30 PM (J+mig)

513 Rubio won't vote to convict. He might want to, but he won't.
I don't think Collins or Sasse will either.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 04:28 PM (NFEMn)


No but Burr's not running again; neither is that shitstain Bizarre Alexander.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 21, 2019 04:30 PM (y7DUB)

514 I don't really belong in this thread.

Posted by: Pierre Devereaux at October 21, 2019 04:31 PM (PbpT7)

515 "Romney has officially surpassed McCain as my most regretted vote.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm"


Agreed. And that is saying something since I voted for the awful George Pataki for NY Gov in 1994. Worth it to see Mario Cuomo give a concession speech.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 21, 2019 04:31 PM (OD2ni)

516 >>I visited today with an elderly woman in my congregation who said, "I think Hillary is deranged." I laughed because it was so direct.

One of the few benefits of aging, our filters tend to get worn out.

Now get the hell off my lawn!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 04:31 PM (ZLI7S)

517 I said this morning Romney is one part insecurity and nine parts political incompetence. I was wrong. It's nine parts petty scumbaggery. His faults are so ridiculous and it's only his elevated position that even gets him notice.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 21, 2019 04:29 PM (NVYyb


he learned everything he knows from his dad.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 04:31 PM (aS1PU)

518 512 Has there ever been a bigger loser?
Posted by: Lulu at October 21, 2019 04:30 PM (C+We0


The guy that drew the short straw and has to do Pelosi's annual Pap smear?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 04:32 PM (n9sj8)

519 If Trump is 40%+ approval few if any GOPers will vote against him. But say he gets into the mid 30s after a month long show trial....who knows what happens.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:32 PM (FiUMj)

520 No Republican Senator will vote for conviction unless they think they can get away with it politically. So, not a one will. Unless the Demofascists gin up some clear and convincing evidence of crime, which will never happen, the House will not even vote to impeach.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 21, 2019 04:32 PM (NVYyb)

521 459
Mitt is worse than really bad fiction surprise anal.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 21, 2019 04:21 PM (y7DUB)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 04:32 PM (jYnPD)

522 So the real question, if impeachment were to go tot he Senate how much money would the left throw at the Republican Senators and how much blackmail would they have to work with?

Remember Dennis Hastert? Anyone want to guess how he would have voted if the left needed his vote?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 04:32 PM (WdocV)

523
McCain himself gave us permission to vote for Obama.
Remember?
I do.
Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at October 21, 2019 04:30 PM (w7KSn)

McCain took a dive.

Romney still thought he was going to win. I believe there was lots of fraud that year.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 04:32 PM (NFEMn)

524 Listen carefully: The House will never vote.

These asshats literally are Wile E. Coyote. They did not think this through and Schiff overestimates his ability to outsmart everyone by about a hundred levels of magnitude.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2019 04:33 PM (JCrfD)

525 >>>513 Cucky Pierre
Posted by: Guy Smiley

hah, that's almost as good as an ace quip!!!!

Posted by: Pierre Etranger at October 21, 2019 04:33 PM (PbpT7)

526 When both of them and Hillary Clinton all kick the bucket, I propose that the midpoint of their three birthdays be averaged, and thereafter celebrates as Not Presidents Day.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 21, 2019 04:30 PM (J+mig)


The midpoint is the average, or median, but I highly approve of this.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 21, 2019 04:33 PM (y7DUB)

527
"And why do so many people claim that McCain and Romney didn't want to win?"



McCain himself gave us permission to vote for Obama.

Remember?

I do.



Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at October 21, 2019 04:30 PM

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Plus mittens eldest son came out and told us that his Dad really didn't want to run and had no interest in being President.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 04:33 PM (JUOKG)

528 Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 04:31 PM (ZLI7S)

You could probably be her son; She's 91. Still as feisty as ever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 04:33 PM (j0JAA)

529 I am so personally embarrassed I voted for this .... guy. It's actually giving me a headache. I am really sorry, America.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 21, 2019 04:33 PM (NVYyb)

530 If Trump is 40%+ approval few if any GOPers will vote against him. But say he gets into the mid 30s after a month long show trial....who knows what happens.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:32 PM (FiUMj)

A "show trial" will increase Trump's poll numbers.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 04:33 PM (NFEMn)

531 This whole thing is trivial and will be forgotten by the end of the week.

Posted by: Timm Yenmor at October 21, 2019 04:33 PM (hOaYm)

532
The guy that drew the short straw and has to do Pelosi's annual Pap smear?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 04:32 PM (n9sj8


That's Beta the Hispamick level loser, right there.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

533 If Trump is 40%+ approval few if any GOPers will vote against him. But say he gets into the mid 30s after a month long show trial....who knows what happens.

-------------

Certainly possible. But Trump is good at being the master of ceremonies. So its also possible he gets into the high 50's.

Let's get on with it.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 04:33 PM (sX1BW)

534 should I let this thread go a bit or post something new?

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (PbpT7)

535 "And why do so many people claim that McCain and Romney didn't want to win?"

___

I don't subscribe to that theory. Nobody does all that work for 18 months just to lose on purpose. But both of them kinda gave up when it looked like Obama would win. McCain I can't really blame since he really had no chance. No Republican could have won against him in 2008. Mittens however could have won had he played dirty, which he refused to do.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (FiUMj)

536 "I don't really see Mitt doing it either. He'll weasel out of actually having to give a vote. He would vote not to convict on a procedural basis granting that there was something there substantively.
Posted by: SH"


I think you're right. He will blame the House Dems for putting on a crappy case. Considering the House managers will be the likes of Schiff and Nadler, a crappy case is guaranteed.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (OD2ni)

537 Any guy that wrestles another dude to the ground, holds him in a manly embrace and tries to give him a haircut is seriously gay.

I mean that's some super gay shit right there.

Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (q177U)

538 If Trump is 40%+ approval few if any GOPers will
vote against him. But say he gets into the mid 30s after a month long
show trial....who knows what happens.


Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:32 PM

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Dude....Trump has not been in the mid 30s polling since he got elected. And that's with 24/7 negative press for three friggin years.


Give it a rest.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (JUOKG)

539 Romney has officially surpassed McCain as my most regretted vote.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


And that's only because he's still alive and still sticking a knife in our backs.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (RnSBy)

540 As the only debater ever to best Mitt Romney in a Presidential debate even I could have told you he is an empty bag of foul smelling fart wind.

Posted by: Candy Crowley, Moderator and Still Debating Champ! at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (NVYyb)

541 here's a different way to ask that:

Has the speed of commenting slowed down a lot in the last 10-15 minutes?

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (PbpT7)

542 Get your mind right. Understand what can happen here. This is Roman Senate level of drama. The good guys can lose. The Republic can fall.

Posted by: Hope Springs Eternal at October 21, 2019 04:25 PM (salu2)

==========

"We ain't touching this."
-SCOTUS, looking at a lawsuit by a successfully convicted POTUS against Congress
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 04:26 PM (q80AH)

Nope, the reason there has been no vote on articles of impeachment is they can't find a crime.

Once they post that, with no crime THEN it will hit the courts.

But its another one of those cases where it does not seem to matter WHAT the Constitution actually says, just what the media tells you some Court said 150 years ago.

A High Crime, or High Misdemeanor, means you have broken some law. Really hard to make a case that the term Crime, or Misdemeanor, is not defined.

It leads to a case where we have Humpty Dumpty making legal definitions for the rest of us (which is already the case).

Posted by: Don Q at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (NgKpN)

543 Plus mittens eldest son came out and told us that his Dad really didn't want to run and had no interest in being President.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 04:33 PM (JUOKG)

I don't know people say shit like that. "Reluctant warrior" and all that.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (NFEMn)

544 534 should I let this thread go a bit or post something new?

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (PbpT7


I'm out of jokes. Post away.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 04:35 PM (n9sj8)

545 446:If our vote is overturned by the Deep State things will get sporty fast. At that point the Republic is dead and it's time to go 1776.
Posted by: Guzalot



It won't go '1776'. It will go Balkans, early 90s.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2019 04:35 PM (EentF)

546 should I let this thread go a bit or post something new?


Something new and shiny!

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 04:35 PM (O2RFr)

547 The fact that we're talking about an impeachment vote when there has been NO CRIME shows that we are living in The Crazy Times.

/SMOD, why have you forsaken us?

Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 04:35 PM (2KYgn)

548 Listen carefully: The House will never vote.

These asshats literally are Wile E. Coyote. They did not think this through and Schiff overestimates his ability to outsmart everyone by about a hundred levels of magnitude.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2019 04:33 PM (JCrfD)
+++++++++++++++
They're trying to square the circle now, but (if you'll pardon the mixed metaphor) they've painted themselves into a corner.

They can't kill it because that would disastrous for them, they can't vote on it because that would be disastrous for them regardless of outcome (unless the fix is in over in the Senate), and they can't just let it die and pretend it never happened because Trump will never let them and the Dem candidates all stepped in it by endorsing impeachment.

They have no way out, and so it could go in a very weird direction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 04:35 PM (I2dne)

549 This is exactly why Trump was elected president and Mitt wasn't.

Posted by: MKoepf at October 21, 2019 04:35 PM (X3Dqq)

550 520 No Republican Senator will vote for conviction unless they think they can get away with it politically. So, not a one will. Unless the Demofascists gin up some clear and convincing evidence of crime, which will never happen, the House will not even vote to impeach.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 21, 2019 04:32 PM (NVYyb)
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That's why were getting push polls on impeachment, chris Wallace saying their's a 20% chance of removal.

They have to signal to the R's that the public would be okay with impeachment.

It's Potemkin village all the way down.

Posted by: WisRich at October 21, 2019 04:35 PM (G0vdT)

551 I suspect that Mutt's senate splurge was only a juvenile platform to attack Trump

He wont run for re-election, so he'll vote to remove

maybe Burr, cause he's self term limited

the rest, NO FUCKING WAY

They've talk to peeps like Kelly and Dean

YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THE ZOHAN

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 04:35 PM (rpxSz)

552 >>If Trump is 40%+ approval few if any GOPers will vote against him. But say he gets into the mid 30s after a month long show trial....who knows what happens.

A month long show trial over what?

Yes, impeachment is a political act. It's also the only way to remove a president for committing illegal acts and no sane person is going to vote to remove Trump because he tweets mean things and gives leftists the sadz. There has to be an actual crime to get significant bi-partisan support and so far they have squat.

Particularly not when the real corruption from 2016 is about to start hitting the fan and changing the discussion completely.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 04:35 PM (ZLI7S)

553 McVain and Romnenemy (and Dubya) all REFUSED to defend themselves from scurrilous attacks, left it to us, the base, to defend them, then they turn around and shit all over us.

*spit* That's why I now hit all of them right back with those very same scurrilous attacks.

Ya hear me, Zombie SONGBIRD McVain, WAR CRIMINAL BUSH and you goddam tax-dodging, gay haircut raping, dog on the roof putting, car elevator having, cancer death rays causing son of a bitch Romnenemy?



Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 04:35 PM (1XNk8)

554 524 Listen carefully: The House will never vote.
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That's my thinking. Nazi wants to keep impeachment theatre going for as long as possible to try to drive down Trump's approval rating, but she doesn't actually want a vote.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 21, 2019 04:35 PM (sWM8x)

555 Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (PbpT7)

Who is this? Really.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 04:36 PM (aS1PU)

556 joncelli is the bravest, warmest, kindest man I've ever known!

Posted by: Joel Linc at October 21, 2019 04:36 PM (RD7QR)

557 534
should I let this thread go a bit or post something new?





Posted by: ace


Please bury this thread.

Posted by: Mitt at October 21, 2019 04:36 PM (LOq4H)

558 I shall from this day forth only ever refer to him as Senator Delecto.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at October 21, 2019 04:36 PM (0jZvB)

559 No but Burr's not running again; neither is that shitstain Bizarre Alexander.

if you read The Conservative Treehouse those two are up to their necks in the Steele Dossier mess.

Posted by: DanMan at October 21, 2019 04:36 PM (XTiHL)

560 Dude....Trump has not been in the mid 30s polling since he got elected. And that's with 24/7 negative press for three friggin years.


Give it a rest.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (JUOKG)

___

Dude

1. Yes he has. Plenty of 36, 37, 38s
2. Which part of **IF** did you fail to understand in my initial comment?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:36 PM (FiUMj)

561 you know who has a big "told you so" grin on his face right now?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo, who told you so at October 21, 2019 04:36 PM (tnfR4)

562 A High Crime, or High Misdemeanor, means you have broken some law. Really hard to make a case that the term Crime, or Misdemeanor, is not defined.

-----------

No it does not. But breaking the law helps in making the political case for impeachment.

Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 04:36 PM (sX1BW)

563 544 534 should I let this thread go a bit or post something new?

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM (PbpT7

Why?

you got the shelves finished ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 04:37 PM (rpxSz)

564 I may have a nom de guerre, but I suck dick by choice.

Posted by: Pierre Suckdickto at October 21, 2019 04:37 PM (8ts9m)

565 here's a different way to ask that:

Has the speed of commenting slowed down a lot in the last 10-15 minutes?

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 04:34 PM



****

I was commenting a couple of threads ago but had to go to the pharmacist to pick up the crap I gotta drink before my colonoscopy on Friday.

I get up there and give her my name and tell her why I'm there. Her only comment:

It sucks to be you.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 04:37 PM (axyOa)

566 should I let this thread go a bit or post something new?


Ideally, to get the best of all worlds, post something new but leave a bot army here to argue with Lurking Lurker and keep his concern trolling on this thread.

Posted by: Candy Crowley, Moderator and Still Debating Champ! at October 21, 2019 04:37 PM (NVYyb)

567 Is there evidence that Mitt Romney and Jeff Flake are not the same person?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 04:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

568 There are many crimes, even high crimes, which are not against the law and Trump has violated all of them.... or however that goes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 21, 2019 04:38 PM (1g7ch)

569 I was commenting a couple of threads ago but had to go to the pharmacist to pick up the crap I gotta drink before my colonoscopy on Friday.

I get up there and give her my name and tell her why I'm there. Her only comment:

It sucks to be you.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 04:37 PM (axyOa)


She's not wrong.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 04:38 PM (aS1PU)

570 off sock

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 04:38 PM (LOq4H)

571 She's not wrong.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 04:38 PM


I know, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 04:39 PM (axyOa)

572 Republican. Hates his president. Wants open borders. Pierre Delecto.

Has fur. Lays eggs. Nurses young.
Perry Platypus.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM (Vy7tf)

well, he doesn't do much...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2019 04:39 PM (8D42x)

573 We're just getting rolling in here. Why stop now, it's like Evan McMuffins underwear in here, more dun dicks than an airport urinal has ever seen

Posted by: Pierre Suckdickto at October 21, 2019 04:39 PM (8ts9m)

574 562 A High Crime, or High Misdemeanor, means you have broken some law. Really hard to make a case that the term Crime, or Misdemeanor, is not defined.

-----------

No it does not. But breaking the law helps in making the political case for impeachment.
Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 04:36 PM (sX1BW)

OK Humpty Dumpty.

Posted by: Don Q at October 21, 2019 04:39 PM (NgKpN)

575 Dude



1. Yes he has. Plenty of 36, 37, 38s

2. Which part of **IF** did you fail to understand in my initial comment?


Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 04:36 PM

---

38 is "mid 30's"? You failed math right?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 04:40 PM (JUOKG)

576 Roper at #208, to answer your question:

I live surrounded on all sides by the northern Utah, Wasatch front Mormon nevertrumpers. They are all stuck in their little elitist bubble groupthink. I can never, ever reveal to them I'm an actual Trump supporter, that'd be utter social suicide. So much for supporting the republican POTUS in a deep red state! Depends on the area.

I get them thinking Trump is boorish and icky; they are still butthurt Romney lost 2012, and long for what never was. Where they utterly, utterly lose me is thinking that voting anyone but Trump in 2020 is the principled, rational choice, and that sabotaging and undermining all the good he is doing for the economy and foreign relations is at all sane. But they do.

God bless the rural conservative Utahns who love Trump, they will save the Wasatch Front GOPers from themselves.

Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 04:40 PM (hvf9s)

577 Nood

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 04:40 PM (Y4EXg)

578 I'll also note that peak pathetic is bragging that a US Senator follows your Twitter account via a fake name.

Jeebus, Jonah--just Super Glue the clown nose to your face.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2019 04:40 PM (JCrfD)

579 "Now we know what they really think about us and our families"
_________________

Anybody who didn't already know what these twat-waffles think about us hasn't been paying attention for the past several years.

They haven't exactly been subtle in their expressions of disdain and contempt for us.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 21, 2019 04:40 PM (k4dH2)

580 What kind of self absorbed effeminate window licking douche socks a nic to like himself.

Honestly Utah. What a joke.

Posted by: Pierre Suckdickto at October 21, 2019 04:41 PM (8ts9m)

581 Republican. Hates his president. Wants open borders. Pierre Delecto.

Has fur. Lays eggs. Nurses young.
Perry Platypus.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 03:51 PM


****

Has intern
Magic jammies
In flagrante delicto

Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 04:41 PM (axyOa)

582 524 Listen carefully: The House will never vote.

These asshats literally are Wile E. Coyote. They did not think this through and Schiff overestimates his ability to outsmart everyone by about a hundred levels of magnitude.


This.

Posted by: jwb7605 at October 21, 2019 04:41 PM (uU9ws)

583 I was commenting a couple of threads ago but had to go to the pharmacist to pick up the crap I gotta drink before my colonoscopy on Friday.

I get up there and give her my name and tell her why I'm there. Her only comment:

It sucks to be you.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 04:37 PM (axyOa)


Colonoscopies aren't bad; she was just fucking with you or she had some bad surprise anal and was taking it out on everyone.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 21, 2019 04:42 PM (y7DUB)

584 Mittens Defecto. Gah, how I hate my vote for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 04:43 PM (ptqGC)

585 If I lived in Utah, I'd be clamoring for a recall vote.

Posted by: MJ at October 21, 2019 04:44 PM (Gd7wv)

586 The world didn't get big; it was Romney who got small. Like tiny. An imperceptible dot it seems.

Hard to believe he ever had any power over anything. If there's ever been a cuckserative, he's never been as fabulous as Romney.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 21, 2019 04:45 PM (6eEQ+)

587 Let's move on to the next subject

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 04:45 PM (flINI)

588 October 21st, 2019 shall forever be known as Sock and Mock day!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 04:46 PM (a2rm/)

589 had to go to the
pharmacist to pick up the crap I gotta drink before my colonoscopy on
Friday.

"mikeygee, why won't you go get a colonscopy?"


reason 3,212 - " the drinking of crap"


#exitonly

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 04:47 PM (6IpEX)

590 the funniest thing is Pierre Delecto followed a fake President Romney account that imagined he got elected

Posted by: Jose at October 21, 2019 04:48 PM (V6W16)

591 knood knavery

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 04:48 PM (6IpEX)

592 >>> Time for a Trump Rally in Salt Lake City.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2019 04:16 PM (yRAFu)
I will damn fly to Salt Lake City to stand Outside for that. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 21, 2019 04:17 PM (mf5HN)

Utah MoMee plus a rally! I would love that. I know good watering holes for you to drink at (yes we have them!) and good eats, including keto eats. Y'all are welcome any time.

I hope Trump comes just to heckle Romney on his own Utah carpetbagging turf.

Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 04:50 PM (hvf9s)

593 Maybe the Mittster uses that as his password on his "real" accounts?

Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu

I'm in his NBA picks account right now - what a dope! The Pelicans aren't going any where - let me change that to the Knicks right now!

Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 04:50 PM (32YRo)

594 Mollie on Cavuto.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2019 04:53 PM (vEIlU)

595 212 I always thought flagrante delicto meant getting caught in the middle of humping.
Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2019 03:56 PM (tH5fk)

It means "massively guilty", as in "me or your lying eyes?"

Posted by: sal at October 21, 2019 04:55 PM (2qCi9)

596 Tulsi is a pantsuit woman too. But Tulsi can at least wear white.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 21, 2019 04:55 PM (vEIlU)

597 524 Listen carefully: The House will never vote.

Agreed, Circa.

There have already been 3 votes, 2 before and 1 after Mueller. This is Gorilla Dust to help Gaylord and Granny stay out of Leavenworth.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 21, 2019 05:00 PM (Ndje9)

598 231 I hope Trump starts calling him "Pierre."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 21, 2019 03:58 PM (sWM8x)

Or ignores him.

Posted by: m at October 21, 2019 05:04 PM (yDjHx)

599 Coffee break. Schlichter has a new column up on "Snit Romney." It contains the following reference to Mitt:

"He's the establishment equivalent of the cheesy strippers who you see on Southwest flights from LAX to Vegas every Friday night, with little carry-on bags for their G-strings."

Bookin' a flight to assess the potential of a 2 state MoMe. Anyone with me?

Posted by: Bear Naked Granola at October 21, 2019 05:08 PM (hKi6n)

600 Carlos Danger is that you?

Posted by: piratepatch at October 21, 2019 05:32 PM (taXNc)

601 "The person in the middle position of a three person threesome. To achieve the status of Lucky Pierre they must be both penetrated by the person behind them and penetrating the person in front of them simultaneously.

"This is not an exclusively homosexual act performed by three gentlemen. It can be performed by one lucky gentleman and two ladies, one of whom is equipped with a strap on dildo. It can be performed by two bisexual gentleman and a lady, it can even be performed by three ladies sharing two strap ons. The possibilities are numerous."

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lucky%20Pierre

Posted by: aelfheld at October 21, 2019 05:35 PM (IxDhF)

602 Can we kick Mittens out of the GOP now if not then what the heck will it take based on this I don't think he even qualifies as a RINO! Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 21, 2019 05:51 PM (4FXu8)

603 Are you absolutely sure that Pierre Delecto does mean Tasty Peter? It doesn't say, Pierre Delicto.

Posted by: Carl at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (KmoiV)

604 I told you so.
Yes, it feels good man.

Posted by: UnknownJ at October 21, 2019 08:42 PM (TLg8x)

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