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The Morning Rant
"We all know that progressivism is an insidious evil, but I'm wondering if only part of it is. That is, one part is evil, and the other merely stupid. "Kind of like our main political parties. "Progressivism has a lot of stupid ideas, mostly involving giving away free sh*: free education, free medical care, and now federally-subsidized tampons, so you younger 'ettes can now ride the cotton pony in style. Of course none of this stuff is actually "free", somebody has to pay for it, which is one of the reasons why it's stupid. "But promising free sh*t isn't necessarily evil. What's evil is when you also tell them: (a) you have a right to it, and (b) if you don't have it, it's because someone is deliberately keeping you from having it. Because once you start going down that path, you create all sorts of bitterness and anger in yourself to people you don't even know who do who-knows-what to keep you from getting what you believe is rightfully yours and you get into the habit, the very bad habit, of blaming your troubles on others. "And you'll always have a ready excuse for your own laziness or incompetence and the laziness and incompetence of like-minded friends. "This is not really healthy. "Larry Elder recently tweeted: 'Half the country thinks there is a free lunch—and that the other half is stopping them from eating it.' Which, in a nutshell, is why one half of the country trying to tear the other half apart. "And in other words, Mitt Romney is apparently skulking around Twitter under the alias 'Pierre Delecto'. What a cuck."
Has Everyone Lost Their D*mn Mind?
I know progressives like to say the personal is the political, but Julián here is taking it to a whole new level: https://t.co/eczu5BIyJr
— OregonMuse (@OregonMuse) October 20, 2019
Our Betters:
At first I thought that maybe this was a parody account, or she was being ironic, or something like that. I've been fooled by seemingly outrageous tweets before, and I'm not good at picking up on deadpan humor. But this appears to be serious (also, her account appears to be suspended, which is why we're seeing just the text).The average American who would vote for #Trump couldn't afford Louis Vuitton! Most of them never heard of that brand! They don't sell them at #Walmart !
— Jardinami Lake House (@Jardinami_Diane) October 18, 2019
Progressives Ruin Everything:
Has Everyone Lost Their D*mn Mind? (Part 2)
I believe it’s true. Tulsi Gabbard is with the Russians and the Russians are with Tulsi Gabbard. She confirms it every time she opens her mouth.
— Evan McMullin (@EvanMcMullin) October 19, 2019
Who Dis:
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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Barbecued Chicken & Smoked Sausage:
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Friday's celebs: Jean Simmons and Michael Rennie, who appeared together in The Robe (1953), Caesar and Cleopatra (1945), and the little-known Trio (1950). (h/t TheQuietMan for the early identification of the celebs and the connection.)
Thank you to all you 'rons and 'ettes for sending me suggestions. Just so everybody knows, I am always open for celebrity 'who dis', food pr0n and shoe pr0n suggestions. You can e-mail suggestions to me at my AoSHQ nic at yahoo.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 11:20 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: doof at October 21, 2019 11:20 AM (olgDX)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 11:20 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:21 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 11:21 AM (jjpZH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:21 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2019 11:21 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 11:22 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 11:22 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 11:20 AM (ClOmq)
Oh, and the connection may surprise you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 11:22 AM (jjpZH)
Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 11:22 AM (sX1BW)
Also, good morning.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 11:22 AM (I2dne)
Dang she was beautiful.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 11:23 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 11:20 AM (ClOmq)
Oh, and the connection may surprise you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 11:22 AM (jjpZH)
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Death Wish!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:23 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: VMom's phone at October 21, 2019 11:23 AM (EGSGm)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor
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Both in "Death Wish".
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 11:23 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Dingbat at October 21, 2019 11:24 AM (MXaJk)
Posted by: SMH at October 21, 2019 11:24 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 11:24 AM (GftG2)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:24 AM (NWiLs)
You know who is principled??
Romney. That's who. Not only does he have great hair, he saved the Olympics'
Romney is the only principled choice to save the republic.
Posted by: P. Delecto at October 21, 2019 11:24 AM (0AwAj)
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 21, 2019 11:24 AM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 21, 2019 11:24 AM (NTkSq)
Muse -- this is still too cryptic for me to decipher. Can you dumb that down just a bit? I might have a suggestion or 2 for ya!
Posted by: doof at October 21, 2019 11:24 AM (olgDX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 11:20 AM (ClOmq)
Oh, and the connection may surprise you.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 11:22 AM (jjpZH)
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Death Wish!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019
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So I see. I had no idea Goldblum's career went back beyond about 1979 or so. Hope was in stuff in the early Sixties, and played Dick Van Dyke's wife in his "new" series in the early '70s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)
Saturday was National Period Day.
What do commas get? Bupkis!
Let's eat grandma!
Let's eat, grandma!
Commas save lives!!!!!
#CommasMatter
Posted by: AoSHQ Copy Editors at October 21, 2019 11:25 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2019 11:25 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2019 11:25 AM (yRAFu)
Posted by: Nicolai Grandebulge, Latin Lover (bth) at October 21, 2019 11:25 AM (NpRAB)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 11:25 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:23 AM (q80AH)
Both in "Death Wish".
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 11:23 AM (Y4EXg)
12 So what's the connection between them other than fame? She's pretty and he's a dweeb. Did they both get targeted by Charles Bronson during their careers?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 11:22 AM (I2dne)
Dang, that was quick. I'm going to have to work at coming up with something more challenging.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 11:26 AM (jjpZH)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2019 11:25 AM (Ez6QX)
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I was expecting something more like this:
https://tinyurl.com/y664trm7
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:26 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 11:26 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2019 11:26 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 21, 2019 11:27 AM (yRAFu)
Trump caves, troops will stay in Syria.
So Congress is demanding we stay as invaders, of a country we have no declaration of War with, and no use of military force bill against.
Forcing the President to continue an illegal war.
We'll be there forever.
/spit
Posted by: Don Q Bot at October 21, 2019 11:27 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 11:27 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nicolai Grandebulge, Latin Lover (bth) at October 21, 2019 11:25 AM
Can confirm.
Posted by: Glitter at October 21, 2019 11:27 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: SMH at October 21, 2019 11:27 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 11:27 AM (Pzzpr)
Why should I care about Louis Vuitton?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)
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Because it will bring factory paying jobs to the middle class?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 21, 2019 11:27 AM (jUVms)
I always wonder if there are a few people on the left who can reason, and who see that PDT was not once, not ever, given the smallest chance or benefit of the doubt by their side or the media (but I repeat myself).
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:27 AM (TdMsT)
2019 - nothing can get between me and my calvins. No room.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 11:28 AM (0AwAj)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 11:28 AM (9YKBM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)
+++++++++++
Because its a status symbol among your betters. You must know what they care about and desire, so that you can envy them while you toil for the benefit, prole!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 11:28 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 21, 2019 11:28 AM (NTkSq)
Muse -- this is still too cryptic for me to decipher. Can you dumb that down just a bit? I might have a suggestion or 2 for ya!
Posted by: doof at October 21, 2019 11:24 AM (olgDX)
My AosHQ nic is OregonMuse (one word). The yahoo e-mail domain is simply yahoo dot com.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 11:28 AM (jjpZH)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 21, 2019 11:28 AM (dfRN6)
FOR A DOLLAR!!!!!!!
Sigh.
A Nightmare on Elm Street, Pitch Meeting:
https://youtu.be/5wKj9gfsuZU
Posted by: Sharkman at October 21, 2019 11:28 AM (g7BLK)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 11:28 AM (axyOa)
And what the HELL is a menstrual "cup?" And are they disposable? WTF
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (ZLI7S)
I want Castro to bring one of his constituents who claim that they can't go to work because they don't have sanitary products up on stage wherever he is carnival barking and have them tell us all about it. And how making a box of Kotex tax free, saving the person 42 cents is going to free them to become the next CEO of Exxon.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (hrQ04)
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He identifies as a menstrual cramp.
Posted by: SH at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (sX1BW)
I always wonder if there are a few people on the left who can reason, and who see that PDT was not once, not ever, given the smallest chance or benefit of the doubt by their side or the media (but I repeat myself).
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:27 AM (TdMsT)
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Aloha kakahiaka, Lady!
Glad you made it home safe and sound.
It was a joy to meet you. : )
Posted by: SMH at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Boy/L)
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They admit this connection between supply and demand when it suits them. Hell, they're explicit about taxing things like cigarettes so that people will buy less of them.
The idea that labor will follow the same rules, though, escapes them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:30 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (nRWPy)
No.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2019 11:30 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2019 11:25 AM (Ez6QX)
Really?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:30 AM (NWiLs)
So there.
Posted by: SMH at October 21, 2019 11:27 AM (s5Kql)
Thank the dear Lord!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:30 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 11:30 AM (Kpl3J)
I'm tired of complete and utter ignorance being the excuse for stupidity, i.e. voting for evil.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 21, 2019 11:30 AM (nNEcr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)
+++++++++++
Because its a status symbol among your betters. You must know what they care about and desire, so that you can envy them while you toil for the benefit, prole!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 11:28 AM (I2dne)
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Sucks for them, because I don't, and I won't.
Posted by: SMH at October 21, 2019 11:30 AM (s5Kql)
Also, as some here know, parts of ms mouse's family is SOTB. Seems that one member is "missing" after the horrific cartel battle on the east coast of the Gulf of California.
Amazing that it's not been on the newz...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 11:31 AM (6qErC)
They were going to be redeployed to Iraq anyway . This is just a move to south Syria.
Did you see the amount of troops to be deployed to Saudi Arabia by Trump unrelated to anything to do with Syria?
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 11:31 AM (9YKBM)
What it is is virulent anti-Americanism and if we don't start purging this defective mindset from our political system and our society, we're really going to regret not doing so. Things are already getting way out of hand.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 11:31 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 11:31 AM (1XNk8)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 11:31 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2019 11:25 AM (Ez6QX)
Really?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:30 AM (NWiLs)
Yup.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2019 11:31 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 11:31 AM (SUJyY)
Deplorables aren't stupid enough to spend late-model used car money on a set of LV luggage that they'll use only 2-3 times a year, and will be thrashed by the illiterate mohammedans the airports hire for their baggage handlers.
I still have my sub-$100 luggage that I bought at Costco 18 years ago, and it works fine. Even after using it weekly for a couple of years when I was on the road a lot.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2019 11:31 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:32 AM (nRWPy)
Glad you made it home safe and sound.
It was a joy to meet you. : )
Posted by: SMH at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (s5Kql)
SMH--It was so wonderful to meet you! You will always be the beautiful lady with the great music!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:32 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 11:32 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (nRWPy)
Dagny, if you peruse the aisle of a natural food store, including Whole Foods, etc. you will find a product called a menstrual cup. It is a little rubber cup that folds up and can be inserted in the vagina to catch menstrual flow. You remove it, rinse it out, and use it again!!! Don't forget the patchouli oil on the way out of the store!
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2019 11:32 AM (hrQ04)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:32 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2019 11:25 AM (Ez6QX)
Really?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:30 AM (NWiLs)
Yup.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2019 11:31 AM (Ez6QX)
Uh, OK. I usually get why wimminz dig certain actors but this is a head-scratcher.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
A country that cannot hold its own streets is not a country.
Yeah, kinda looking at you, too, Cali.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2019 11:32 AM (Boy/L)
Where the hell did this narrative that women can't manage to buy their own tampons come from????
It is INSANE and OFFENSIVE.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 11:33 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2019 11:33 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 11:33 AM (HaL55)
'Ettes, help me out: are feminine menstruation products a major part of your budget?
Posted by: M.C. Escher at October 21, 2019 11:33 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:32 AM (nRWPy)
Earth girls are Easy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 11:33 AM (Kpl3J)
You don't want to know. Icky.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 11:33 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: doof at October 21, 2019 11:33 AM (olgDX)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (oZ6kz)
Actually, in this case, I used 6 photos because I liked them all and thought they gave a good overview of Goldblum, from young to old. I knew he would be instantly recognizable.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 11:34 AM (jjpZH)
Colombia is a small country. American combat arms could ravage it beyond recognition in the space of days... failure to do so projects weakness to the Venezuelans, creates an absence of US influence in Latin America, and exposes the craven fecklessness of our unfit President..
Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 11:34 AM (APFKE)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 11:34 AM (1XNk8)
Where the hell did this narrative that women can't manage to buy their own tampons come from????
It is INSANE and OFFENSIVE.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 11:33 AM (bDqIh)
Do this mean toilet paper should be untaxed or free, as well?
What about shelter? In central Ohio, our property taxes are outrageous.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:34 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: CN at October 21, 2019 11:34 AM (U7k5w)
https://on.wsj.com/2P29DiZ
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 11:34 AM (Pu/Kw)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (1XNk8)
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Did you notice during the ribbon cutting they highlighted the Vuitton cattle they raise for the hides? Must have exploded quite a few lefty heads.
Posted by: Galil at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (Pzzpr)
So like a diaphragm? Ok. So how do you not "afford" them if you have one? Isn't that a one-shot deal?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: CN at October 21, 2019 11:34 AM (U7k5w)
Or using them as an excuse to be even nastier than usual to other people.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (RD7QR)
So there.
Posted by: SMH at October 21, 2019 11:27 AM (s5Kql)
Thank the dear Lord!
Posted by: Ladyl
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But hot flashes can go on and on, right?
It's great to be a Moron!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2019 11:32 AM (hrQ04)
Can one of those cups be used by two girls?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 11:36 AM (jjpZH)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)
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It's begging for the single women vote to stay with Democrats by trying to come up with another handout for them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:36 AM (q80AH)
It is INSANE and OFFENSIVE.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 11:33 AM (bDqIh)
It is overflow (SWIDT) from the liberal racist stereotype of minorities that can't care for themselves, and need an elite (typically a white male run government agency) to care for them instead. It is totally insane and offensive to normal people.
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 11:36 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:36 AM (nRWPy)
OT: Assange will be extradited in February. Let's hope he's not held in the Manhattan system.
That would be appalling.
Posted by: Bagpipe Bill B at October 21, 2019 11:36 AM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 21, 2019 11:36 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (DVPgb)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (RD7QR)
Like Jughead from Archie Comics, but rapey.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: VMom's phone at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (EGSGm)
Posted by: CN at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (9YKBM)
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2019 11:32 AM"
Natural food...menstrual cup...patchouli oil. Not sure what dish this is leading to -- but I can tell I'm not interested!
Posted by: doof at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (olgDX)
Fk how I loathe that phrase.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (1XNk
Concur.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (jjpZH)
Sadly, Si. A quick search thru the googles and such presents the cartel wars as passe, but the violence is actually at all time highs.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:36 AM (nRWPy)
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Go all natural.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQZ0MaodDjQ
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (q80AH)
It's great to be a Moron!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (Y4EXg)
I'm a furnace. I haven't been cold in a loooong time!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (TdMsT)
Fk how I loathe that phrase.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (1XNk
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Yeah, but saying "my delusion" makes you sound mentally ill.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (cank/)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (1XNk8)
It's great to be a Moron!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (Y4EXg)
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Feels that way...
Posted by: SMH at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
+++++++++++
Because its a status symbol among your betters. You must know what they care about and desire, so that you can envy them while you toil for the benefit, prole!
Posted by: Joe Mannix
And one of the most knocked off brand on the planet.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (FTf+m)
Posted by: Nicolai Grandebulge, Latin Lover (bth) at October 21, 2019 11:25 AM (NpRAB)
Pfeh. No one beats zat joncelli as a lover. He is SEHR GUT!
Posted by: Dieter Destructo, man of mystery at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (RD7QR)
Yeah, kinda looking at you, too, Cali.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2019 11:32 AM (Boy/L)
Mexico controls less than 1/4 of its claimed territory, according to its own internal documents. It's long since ceased to be a sovereign nation, it's a lawless no-man's land.
Why we continue believing in the fiction that this is a real state, to be respected and treated with?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (J+mig)
My youngest was, "Daaad!! Ewww...."
I looked at her and said, "You see anyone else who can have this conversation with your sister?"
It wasn't like I had much choice at the time.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (oZ6kz)
Although I still like it, I think one of the big problems with that movie is that all of the side and supporting characters are a hell of a lot more interesting than the main character.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)
98 "My Truth"
Fk how I loathe that phrase.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (1XNk
Concur.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (jjpZH)
Worked at a company where the owner/ceo preached that b.s. Your truth, my truth, their truth, etc. It's called an opinion.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (TdMsT)
I heard Elvis's "Burning Love" lyrics when I read that.
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (TdMsT)
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Furnace, volcano. To the Paolo it is all the same.
Posted by: The Paolo at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (cank/)
Posted by: Chris Wallace at October 21, 2019 11:39 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Outdoor guy at October 21, 2019 11:39 AM (dIXnE)
Posted by: Blanco at October 21, 2019 11:39 AM (Nzscs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 11:34 AM (1XNk
Don't know.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 11:40 AM (jjpZH)
So like a diaphragm? Ok. So how do you not "afford" them if you have one? Isn't that a one-shot deal?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM (nRWPy)
It's simply another "free stuff " giveaway to attract losers to his campaign.
I would imagine you need to replace the little rubber plug as it probably gets , um, a bit too floppy after a while. I personally don't know anyone who has used one. But then, I don't know many whackadoodle hippie chicks who believe they are saving the earth, reducing slave labor on cotton plantations, eliminating the .00005% chance the rayon in tampons will give them toxic shock syndrome, etc.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2019 11:40 AM (hrQ04)
Perception is stronger than the truth.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 11:40 AM (9YKBM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 11:40 AM (xcJZI)
It's great to be a Moron!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 11:35 AM
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I call them power surges......more appropriate.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 11:40 AM (JUOKG)
Weirdly, the thought that springs to mind is "En flagrante delecto" or "Caught in the act"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 21, 2019 11:40 AM (O7MnT)
The menstrual supply nonsense is insanity"
It's an attempt to drum up left wing support.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (6qErC)
And exactly what did women do prior to the introduction of these sanitary products?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2019 11:40 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:37 AM (TdMsT)
This reminds me of when the young Sunday school student told his mom and dad that he had learned about the story of Lot''s Wife that day. "She was turned into a Pillar of Salt by day, and a Ball of Fire by night!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (Kpl3J)
When this menstrual activism nonsense started they said this about women in other countries - third world countries, where it might make more sense that basic supplies might be limited.
However, saying it applies here is crazy. Either they think we're dumb, or they're saying we now have helpless immigrants who brought their dysfunction with them. If you can't find pads/tampons in the US you are either not looking or standing in the middle of a huge national park (away from the visitor centers).
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019
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I'd forgotten that, but you're right. Edward Mulhare as the Ghost.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (ClOmq)
I no longer feel this way. McCain and Rombley were both sorry disingenuous fuckturds of vile human shit and I utterly and completely get how this country voted against them. I'll even go so far as to say they weren't wrong.
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (uwDw2)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (Ez6QX)
That's PREmenstrual. Men typically confuse the crazy PREmenstrual stuff with the messy-lay stuff. It's not contemporaneous. Although debilitating cramps, nausea, diarrhea, headache, backache, indigestion, edema, dizziness, are all real.
My mother hid from me that pms or other menstrual issues existed to prove to my dad that it wasn't "all in a woman's head." It's not and women (not the ones with penises) have varying degrees of discomfort.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (nRWPy)
My wife is conservative, but always thought that The Wall was dumb and a waste of money,
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I want the Wall built, but only because it is the DEMAND of the right-wing voters who elected Trump, and that demand should rightly be fulfilled.
Personally, I don't like the idea, not because it's dumb, too expensive, or won't work. I think it's a workable feature of border policy.
My objection is that a left-wing authoritarian dictatorship is a very probable outcome of our current situation, and I don't want it used to keep me in. I'd like for us deplorable kulaks to be able to escape through Mexico, should it become necessary.
There are other ways to address this that don't provide the Left with a handy-dandy prison-state.
I'm frankly surprised they don't support the idea.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (APFKE)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 11:42 AM (Uu+Jp)
Weirdly, the thought that springs to mind is "En flagrante delecto" or "Caught in the act"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 21, 2019
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On the art thread I suggested "Flagrin T. Delicto." Maybe it'll catch on.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 11:42 AM (ClOmq)
So this isn't about equality at all.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 21, 2019 11:42 AM (sN9mD)
Although I still like it, I think one of the big problems with that movie is that all of the side and supporting characters are a hell of a lot more interesting than the main character.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)
BB should've been better movie. It had all the elements in it to be a good movie, but it just sort of... didn't work. I'm not sure why.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 11:42 AM (jjpZH)
Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2019 11:42 AM (mpXpK)
i repeat: dead girl, or live boy. Cherchez la femme (ou l'homme).
Posted by: Nicolai Grandebulge, Latin Lover (bth) at October 21, 2019 11:42 AM (NpRAB)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 21, 2019 11:43 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (N39Ws)
Exactly!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 11:43 AM (1XNk8)
movie is that all of the side and supporting characters are a hell of a
lot more interesting than the main character.
Well except for Ellen Barkin... even the guy playing the Sec Def was better.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 11:43 AM (xcJZI)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:43 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:43 AM (NWiLs)
We're not talking expensive products. Does Castro think tampons are $100 a box? So fucking stupid.
Posted by: CN at October 21, 2019 11:43 AM (U7k5w)
Perception is stronger than the truth.
Posted by: Easy Andy
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True, it can be. But an objective truth is, well, the truth. And to delude oneself otherwise. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 11:43 AM (Y4EXg)
45s
I was saddened to here of the vulgar and unseemly behavior of our President in regards to the unseemly and vulgar decision to send a message to our adversaries that we no longer have their backs and it is incumbent upon us to take in the millions of people yearning to breath free and....
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 11:43 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (bDqIh)
Not only women have periods!
Castro is woke enough to not make it about women. Beto's message about it was transphobic.
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2019 11:43 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: VMom's phone at October 21, 2019 11:43 AM (EGSGm)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (ClOmq)
Charles Nelson Reilly as the ambiguously gay comic relief.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 21, 2019 11:44 AM (1s2j5)
However, saying it applies here is crazy. Either they think we're dumb, or they're saying we now have helpless immigrants who brought their dysfunction with them. If you can't find pads/tampons in the US you are either not looking or standing in the middle of a huge national park (away from the visitor centers).
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (bDqIh)
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It's like the line that something like 20% of kids in the US are starving.
Well, they don't say starving, but they imply heavily that they might not know where their next meal is coming from which is pretty much the same thing, right?
Listen, if we don't have massive problems in this country, then how are people supposed to feel better about themselves in trying to collect money to fix them?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:44 AM (q80AH)
And, yes, you can find cheaper PADS and wear looser clothing for a few days a month. Yes, you can!
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at October 21, 2019 11:45 AM (+CiEK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 11:45 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (ClOmq)
Charles Nelson Reilly as the ambiguously gay comic relief.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)
He was a mighty man, the kind of man you'd never disrespect.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2019 11:45 AM (4voYv)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor
Personally I love the movie. Part of what you're picking up on is that it comes off as part of a series of features, sort of like an old movie serial...and not an early installment, either. And the stylings are, well, dated, and not from a period those old serials are associated with. So it's kind of an odd duck all around, though frankly it was THIS >< close to brilliant.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 21, 2019 11:45 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM
We're here for you.
Posted by: Mitt Romney, Anthony Weiner, Adam Schiff, and David Hogg at October 21, 2019 11:45 AM (DMUuz)
Let them eat maxi pads!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 11:46 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM
We're here for you.
Posted by: Mitt Romney, Anthony Weiner, Adam Schiff, and David Hogg at October 21, 2019 11:45 AM (DMUuz)
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"What about Henry?"
-Henry Waxman
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:46 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2019 11:46 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2019 11:46 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 11:46 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 11:46 AM (7HtZB)
No. You really don't.
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 11:46 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 11:43 AM (Y4EXg)
I agree totally but the problem is the objective truth gets hidden behind the perception and the perception grows stronger as time passes.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 11:46 AM (9YKBM)
So this isn't about equality at all.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 21, 2019 11:42 AM (sN9mD)
I watched Shark Tank last night and they had on an entrepreneur who rode into the studio on a toilet secured to some kind of a four wheel atv type thing. His product was some kind of fizzy tablet of essential oils you can drop into the toilet prior to using it to cover up smells.
He, his product, and the entire segment was disgusting. He didn't get a deal, but the stupidity of having him on the show was breathtaking, no pun intended.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2019 11:47 AM (hrQ04)
No. Also they vary in expense. If you buy the highest priced ones available that's more than the cheaper versions. Buying in bulk at like Costco and just regualar tampax saves a lot so they're inexpensive. Buying a pack of 6 of "pearl" scented extravaganza at 7-11 would be pricey.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:47 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 11:47 AM (Uu+Jp)
Listen, if we don't have massive problems in this country, then how are people supposed to feel better about themselves in trying to collect money to fix them?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:44 AM (q80AH)
The jargon is "food insecure" like the "my truth" model in her upholstery calvins. Their next meal is coming from EBT card ad the grocery store, unless momma spends it all on doritos and butter
Posted by: CN at October 21, 2019 11:47 AM (U7k5w)
Now Julian being a commie idiot prob'ly thinks the state should just provide these products; he should read up on Cuba, where you get a monthly ration of supplies and trying to find a store that had them on the shelves if you have heavy periods and need more is nearly impossible.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 21, 2019 11:47 AM (n4y+3)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 11:47 AM (9YKBM)
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (uwDw2)
I actually put Romney a few pegs lower than McCain because McCain was a wiseass and a shit who crashed planes, banged chicks and may have conspired with the enemy and who dumped his wife--none of which Romney ever would do.
Still McCain let you know he was an asshole and never pretended to be a saint. In fact he reveled in being a jerkoff.
Romney has this holier-than-thou, goody two shoes , family man , I'm a better person than you facade going on--and he revels in THAT--even though he's a dirtbag.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 11:47 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 11:46 AM (Uu+Jp)
I've already started.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 21, 2019 11:48 AM (AcZtS)
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 11:48 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (ClOmq)
Charles Nelson Reilly as the ambiguously gay comic relief.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019
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So H'wood turned a rather somber drama (except for Rex Harrison's witty lines) into an ordinary sitcom. No wonder most TV adaptations of movies don't do well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 11:48 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 11:47 AM (9YKBM)
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He's certainly a Ph.D. in History.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:48 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: VMom's phone at October 21, 2019 11:48 AM (EGSGm)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 11:48 AM (Uu+Jp)
That's Bloody Genius!
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 11:48 AM (jTtIQ)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 11:48 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 11:46 AM (Uu+Jp)
I certainly will, but it really only works if you use the full name, Pierre Delecto. Because it's insanely stupid and completely undignified and well, just cries out for mockery.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 11:48 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 11:49 AM (xcJZI)
Portable Trebuchet, mounted on the back of a semi flatbed. And you could wear one of those flying wing suits, with El Loco Grande printed on the front.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 11:49 AM (Kpl3J)
Buying a pallet of tampons seems a big odd to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 11:49 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: blaster at October 21, 2019 11:49 AM (9VeU0)
No. Also they vary in expense. If you buy the highest priced ones available that's more than the cheaper versions. Buying in bulk at like Costco and just regualar tampax saves a lot so they're inexpensive. Buying a pack of 6 of "pearl" scented extravaganza at 7-11 would be pricey.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:47 AM (nRWPy)
What she said. Makeup is way more expensive.
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 11:49 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 11:48 AM (RD7QR)
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Excuse me, but that's not my full name.
Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 11:49 AM (APFKE)
Posted by: josephistan at October 21, 2019 11:46 AM (7HtZB)
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Posted by: Count Dracula at October 21, 2019 11:49 AM (NWiLs)
Guy goes to the store, asks where the cotton balls and string are.
Store clerk obliges but asks, "What's this all about."
Guy replies, "Well, I asked my wife to pick me up cigarettes a while back and she came home with rolling papers and tobacco and told me I could roll my own."
"Today, my wife asked me to pick her up some tampons."
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 11:49 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 11:50 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 11:50 AM (jTtIQ)
Very nice.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 21, 2019 11:50 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM
We're here for you.
Posted by: Mitt Romney, Anthony Weiner, Adam Schiff, and David Hogg at October 21, 2019 11:45 AM (DMUuz)
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"What about Henry?"
-Henry Waxman
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:46 AM
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I like short walks along a pier, elevator shores and reading Humpty Dumpty to my grandkids every night. Come find me!!!!
Posted by: J. Nadlers at October 21, 2019 11:50 AM (axyOa)
A Progressive is someone who imagines themselves as part of this elite.
Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at October 21, 2019 11:50 AM (D1R6o)
Has anyone seen The Confession by Costa-Gravas?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065439/
The Criterion Blu-Ray has apparently gone out of print, but there's also apparently some left in Amazon's warehouses. I don't know whether to make a blind buy or not before the edition can only be bought second hand for a hundred dollars.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:50 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 11:50 AM (JoUsr)
I'm frankly surprised they don't support the idea.
I'm pretty sure all evidence of it has been dropped into the Memory Hole, but at one time Nazi Pelousi wanted a secure border with Mexico because she thought that all those illegals would vote for Republicans. That was back during the Ronaldus Magnus era, IIRC.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 11:50 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2019
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People laugh at William Shatner's pauses in delivery, but Goldblum's mathematician in Jurassic Park does the same sort of thing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 11:51 AM (ClOmq)
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Not anymore.
Posted by: SMH at October 21, 2019 11:51 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 11:51 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 11:51 AM (yAc+w)
Posted by: Mittens Rombley at October 21, 2019 11:51 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 11:48 AM (ClOmq)
Kim Novak's Bell, Book, and Candle got turned into Bewitched.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 11:51 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jen the original
I could have gone the rest of my life without that visual.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 21, 2019 11:51 AM (g7BLK)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 11:51 AM (1XNk8)
A Progressive is someone who imagines themselves as part of this elite.
Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at October 21, 2019 11:50 AM (D1R6o)
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A belief as old as Plato.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 11:51 AM (q80AH)
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Should it happen, escape by boat before the boats are confiscated
Lifehack: It doesn't have to be your boat. Since they're all going to be confiscated anyway, you're stealing from an oppressive regime, not a legitimate owner.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 21, 2019 11:51 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Nicolai Grandebulge, Latin Lover (bth) at October 21, 2019 11:51 AM (NpRAB)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 11:50 AM (Uu+Jp)
Pierre Delecto only tweeted 10 times, all in response to people attacking Romney. Expect a slight chance of one appearing if the parameters are met.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 21, 2019 11:51 AM (AcZtS)
Now. Do Moon Pads!
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 11:52 AM (jTtIQ)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
The woman I used to live with in CA asked me to pik up some tampons for her at the store where I was going to buy some beer. The young girl at the check out asked me "what do you need those for"? I told her I had a bad case of diarrhea.
Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2019 11:52 AM (mpXpK)
If we acknowledge that the country on our Southern border is mostly a lawless narco state, and they rely on our open border to move their illegal products - drugs, human (sex slaves, etc.) - into the US then even more people will demand we shut the border down. Not just a wall, but send the cartel people/MS-13 already here home, make them get things settled before we start allowing immigration traffic.
A wild guess would be that El Chapo's people are still paying off politicians and maybe even media to protect them. El Chapo admitted bribing politicians.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 11:52 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 11:51 AM (SUJyY)
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The only thing worse than having your wife go to Lilith Fair is *meeting* your wife at Lilith Fair...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 11:52 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 11:52 AM (jYnPD)
Soda and bags of chips, sold to the guys who run the local bodega for 50c on the dollar...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 11:52 AM (6qErC)
New Mineapolis Star Tribune poll...
Biden 50, Trump 38
Warren 51, Trump 40
Bernie 49, Trump 40
Klobuchar 55, Trump 38
Posted by: Pierre Poisson at October 21, 2019 11:52 AM (l0WKf)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019
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Damn Etruscans and their cultural appropriation!
Posted by: Typical Ancient Roman at October 21, 2019 11:53 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2019 11:52 AM (mpXpK)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 21, 2019 11:53 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 11:48 AM (a0IVu)
The Government lost a vote (not on the new agreement, but some procedural thing) in Parliament and now Johnson has to formally request an extension from the EU. He's also asking the EU to reject the extension request.
I read a headline on Drudge that they're gonna try to put the new agreement up for a vote anyway.
Shorter version, it's still a fucking mess.
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2019 11:53 AM (4voYv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 11:49 AM (xcJZI)
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o_O
I'd go to jail.
Posted by: SMH at October 21, 2019 11:53 AM (s5Kql)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 21, 2019 11:53 AM (88+cf)
I just packed my lunch back up an put it back in the fridge.
Posted by: Mittens Rombley at October 21, 2019 11:53 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 11:53 AM (1XNk8)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 11:53 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 21, 2019 11:53 AM (iAwUQ)
Posted by: Picric at October 21, 2019 11:53 AM (7cq24)
The only thing worse than having your wife go to Lilith Fair is *meeting* your wife at Lilith Fair...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 11:52 AM (I2dne)
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I will say one thing in favor of Lilith Fair: There was a couple of years when the show featured The Almighty Jugs of Jewel.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 11:54 AM (APFKE)
Posted by: DaveA at October 21, 2019 11:54 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 11:54 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:54 AM (nRWPy)
New Mineapolis Star Tribune poll...
Biden 50, Trump 38
Warren 51, Trump 40
Bernie 49, Trump 40
Klobuchar 55, Trump 38
Posted by: Pierre Poisson at October 21, 2019 11:52 AM (l0WKf)
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As always with polls, "we'll see."
But always remember that MN is the state that both went against the other 49 for Reagan's re-election *and* elected Al Franken to the US Senate.
I am not sure any outcome from MN can be surprising. They're a total wildcard.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 11:54 AM (I2dne)
No. Also they vary in expense. If you buy the highest priced ones available that's more than the cheaper versions. Buying in bulk at like Costco and just regualar tampax saves a lot so they're inexpensive. Buying a pack of 6 of "pearl" scented extravaganza at 7-11 would be pricey.
Posted by: dagny
Menstrual cups are also less effective than tampons as bullet hole plugs.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 11:54 AM (FTf+m)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2019 11:54 AM (Dh1wo)
Jeez.
Posted by: J. Nadlers at October 21, 2019 11:54 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 11:54 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 11:54 AM (1XNk8)
>>New Mineapolis Star Tribune poll...
Oh boy, more leftwing media polls.
Drumf is doomed.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 11:54 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 11:52 AM (bDqIh)
Yes, and at least some of the people he owns are major figures in both parties. Guess what their positions on illegal immigration are.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 11:55 AM (RD7QR)
Yep, that's the ticket.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 11:53 AM (1XNk
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LOL. That is, indeed, the ticket.
*steal's Guy's joke*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 11:55 AM (APFKE)
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 11:55 AM (a0IVu)
She must be Inspector #3, because this pair fits like a quadruple-XL.
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 11:55 AM (5h/3t)
It is INSANE and OFFENSIVE.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 11:33 AM
Probably from the same kind of people who attend Georgetown Law and bitch about their $10 contraceptives being unaffordable.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2019 11:55 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 11:55 AM (9YKBM)
A Progressive is someone who imagines themselves as part of this elite.
Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at October 21, 2019 11:50 AM (D1R6o)
Every Leftoid I ever met is exactly this.
They all think they're going to get some cushy job in the upper echelons of some government ministry, and be a few heartbeats away from being the next Dear Leader.
There are at most a few hundred such jobs, and tens of millions of these bozos chasing them. You have better odds of winning $100k in your state's 5-number lottery, but math isn't their strong point, obviously.
None ever imagine themselves as the Prole or Kulak of the Great Worker's Paradise. If they did, they'd be on our side.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 21, 2019 11:55 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Sharkman at October 21, 2019 11:55 AM (g7BLK)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 21, 2019 11:55 AM (jUVms)
Posted by: H Badger at October 21, 2019 11:56 AM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 11:56 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Bagpipe Bill B at October 21, 2019 11:56 AM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 11:48 AM (ClOmq)
Kim Novak's Bell, Book, and Candle got turned into Bewitched.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019
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True; lightning struck on that one. But the original was a romantic comedy itself.
M*A*S*H, despite people here who sneer at it, was a very good adaptation which took off in its own direction. At first Alan Alda was worried that the show would be "McHale's Navy in Korea," but it avoided that.
Posted by: Typical Ancient Roman at October 21, 2019 11:56 AM (ClOmq)
New Mineapolis Star Tribune poll...
Biden 50, Trump 38
Warren 51, Trump 40
Bernie 49, Trump 40
Klobuchar 55, Trump 38
Posted by: Pierre Poisson at October 21, 2019 11:52 AM (l0WKf)
Correct. Everyone knows that the only Candidate who has a shot in MN is Mitt Romney!
Such a great man, if only he would run...
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 11:56 AM (AcZtS)
Posted by: Nicolai Grandebulge, Latin Lover (bth) at October 21, 2019 11:56 AM (NpRAB)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at October 21, 2019 11:56 AM (4gbNJ)
I loved Trump's comment during the announcement, "Louis Vuitton. Boy, they've cost me a lot over the years..."
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 11:56 AM (5h/3t)
Posted by: galil at October 21, 2019 11:56 AM (Pzzpr)
Should makeup be tax free, too? Maybe taxes shouldn't be used to punish or reward any specific group, but instead used as sparingly as possible.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 21, 2019 11:56 AM (sN9mD)
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 11:56 AM (jTtIQ)
In the old days of Real Money that was mostly true. Modern Monetary Theory (MMT) says the government just prints the money as needed. There are few "checks and balances" to MMT, and political malfeasance makes it untenable in the long run (probably) ...
But we have basically lived under MMT for some time now ... with at least $220T (Trillion) in unfunded liabilities, and gargantuan bailouts and subsidies for the elite/corrupt (2Big2Fail or Jail).
And we could go back to days before the Federal Reserve, back even to the "Continental" and various currencies/debts issued by states or Congress. (only 6% from foreigners like France, per this link.
https://tinyurl.com/yxs3dlco
AOC and Warren apparently want unlimited MMT to fund everything (communism via proxy of monetary policy) ... while Trump is moving ahead with limited MMT (ZIRP, NIRP, covert QE, debt to infinity)
This could lead to inflation, which in theory is controlled by taxing people more, but most of this is why unlimited MMT would be so bad. And the USD would be weaker, but all currencies went down the Fiat Currency rabbit hole (what government doesn't want to spend 10x more than they have?)
The question of "who pays" becomes "who works, who collects profits, who makes the decisions on where the fake money gets distributed, when does the fake currency become hyper-inflated?
But really, no one "pays" for infinite fake currency ... the question is who gets left holding the bag (full of worthless paper they thought had real value). Or do we just all get a social credit scored credit card, to fulfill every need, as long as we are good citizens? (underway in China even now?)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2019 11:56 AM (Cus5s)
BB
should've been better movie. It had all the elements in it to be a good
movie, but it just sort of... didn't work. I'm not sure why.
you're just upset because they never explained why the watermelon was there.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 21, 2019 11:57 AM (sGtp+)
So there.
Posted by: SMH at October 21, 2019 11:27 AM (s5Kql)
Thank the dear Lord!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 11:30 AM
So...we should assume you ladies are still hot, but that it comes in flashes now?
Or has this joke been made 20 times already upthread?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2019 11:57 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 11:57 AM (xcJZI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2019 11:57 AM (cank/)
There's now a third kind though, people like AOC who are leaders *and* believe all the bullshit, and resent folks like Pelosi who are just saying it as a hustle.
Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 11:57 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 11:53 AM
***
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for the talcum.
Walk this way please, said the store clerk.
Well Hell, replied the customer, if I could walk that way I wouldn't need the talcum.
Da dum dum!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 11:57 AM (axyOa)
I loved Trump's comment during the announcement, "Louis Vuitton. Boy, they've cost me a lot over the years..."
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 11:56 AM (5h/3t)
Ha ha ..lol..dating beautiful women ain't cheap.
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 11:57 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 11:54 AM (APFKE)
She almost had me with the video for "Who Will Save Your Soul". Smokin' hot and belting out the high notes like a champ. Then she started to believe her own propaganda and that was that.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 11:57 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 11:57 AM (jYnPD)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019
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I can see that, now that you mention it. Shirley was very pretty in her early career.
Posted by: Typical Ancient Roman at October 21, 2019 11:57 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 11:58 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Nicolai Grandebulge, Latin Lover (bth) at October 21, 2019 11:58 AM (NpRAB)
Although I still like it,
I think one of the big problems with that movie is that all of the side
and supporting characters are a hell of a lot more interesting than the
main character.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 11:38 AM (Kpl3J)
BB
should've been better movie. It had all the elements in it to be a good
movie, but it just sort of... didn't work. I'm not sure why.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 11:42 AM
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It should have been at least a Trilogy but for some reason the original never took off.
I think it had something to do with casting all of the aliens as Jamaican.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 11:58 AM (JUOKG)
The Republican presidential nominees of 2012. 2008. 2004. and 2000 are the most hated people in the party.
Ponder that.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 21, 2019 11:58 AM (O7MnT)
How goes?
Posted by: Sharkman at October 21, 2019 11:55 AM (g7BLK)
It goes. How are you doing post-op?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 11:58 AM (NWiLs)
but i think he thought he was being coy when he chose pierre for in pari delecto
Posted by: overit at October 21, 2019 11:58 AM (sI15f)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 11:59 AM (j0JAA)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 11:53 AM (oZ6kz)
How about the smirk they always have when you bring Magnum XL's to the check out?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 11:59 AM (NFEMn)
Me, I find it easy enough to believe that HOOOOOOO-lian and his brother Ho Queen make extensive use of these products.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 21, 2019 11:59 AM (Do2h6)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B29vW2CDVQk/
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 11:59 AM (bDqIh)
56 Is anyone keeping track of the whopper lies being told by the stable of Democrat mental patients running for President?
I want Castro to bring one of his constituents who claim that they can't go to work because they don't have sanitary products up on stage wherever he is carnival barking and have them tell us all about it. And how making a box of Kotex tax free, saving the person 42 cents is going to free them to become the next CEO of Exxon.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (hrQ04)
I've always wondered what we women did before tampons and pass were invented.
Posted by: Chillin the most at October 21, 2019 11:59 AM (lonOK)
Posted by: Winston Romney (Cuck - UT) at October 21, 2019 11:59 AM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2019 11:54 AM (Dh1wo)
++++++++++++++
96-count on Amazon has a shipping weight of 22.4 ounces (1.4 pounds). I don't know the tare weight on shipping, but let's call it four ounces, leaving the box at 18.4 ounces.
A BAR weighs about 24 pounds (384 ounces). So you would need about 21 96-count boxes of simple Tampax to match the weight of a BAR (assuming, of course, that the tare weight assumption is correct).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (I2dne)
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That is a "my truth" I can get behind. Now, I won't get behind that "model" because I imagine she rips off some gross ones.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Ever at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (ZZDMQ)
You know what's a lot more interesting than yet another media poll? Brad Parscale's twitter account.
Anyone who thinks Trump is running the same campaign he ran as a rookie in 2016 or doesn't understand how Trump is using his rallies might find it interesting. Another lame push poll not so much.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (ZLI7S)
GHWB only escapes that list by virtue of being dead.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (ZGrMX)
Ponder that.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 21, 2019 11:58 AM (O7MnT)
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One would think there's a lesson to be learned here but, it appears certain GOP Senators either won't learn or don't care.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (qC1Sy)
Much was made of Obrador being a socialist, but if he doesn't use the military to take back control of his country, his Presidency is finished. (well, he can be a well paid figurehead for a little while more) Mexico surprises me, because there's a real opportunity for a modern day Caesar, Cromwell, or Franco to leverage popular support and take over - but so far, the corruption always overwhelms them, and no one really even tries.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Justin Clouseau at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (Pzzpr)
The Republican presidential nominees of 2012. 2008. 2004. and 2000 are the most hated people in the party.
Ponder that.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 21, 2019 11:58 AM (O7MnT)
True.
And most of the people defending them ( with the exception of the NeverTrumpers) DIDN'T vote for ANY of them .
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 21, 2019 11:47 AM (Uu+Jp)
I'd pay him to do this.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (jjpZH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019
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So I've read, though I've never seen that earlier film. But there are a lot of elements of BB and C in Bewitched -- Jack Lemmon's trickster warlock brother to Kim Novak, who was an ancestor to Paul Lynde's Uncle Arthur. And I think the film had a not-very-effective aunt or other older female relative, much like Aunt Clara.
When the show became a hit, there was an article in TV Guide detailing the wrangling about who should get "creator" credit.
Posted by: Typical Ancient Roman at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (ClOmq)
I think woman should not ask their male significant others to buy any menstrual products.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I read somewhere that it's the female way of marking their territory. I guess if you can't write your name in the snow, you make do.
Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 12:01 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2019 12:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 12:01 PM (9YKBM)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 12:01 PM (rpxSz)
And, yes, you can find cheaper PADS and wear looser clothing for a few days a month. Yes, you can!
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at October 21, 2019 11:45 AM (+CiEK)
But it's HER RIGHT to have a 24/7/365 camel toe...
STOP STARING AT ME YOU SEXIST PIG!!!!
-- random feminazi
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 21, 2019 12:01 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at October 21, 2019 12:01 PM (vtcmf)
The apprehension was successful. As was the later armed release...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 12:02 PM (6qErC)
Romney is a dick
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2019 12:02 PM (O2RFr)
A BAR weighs about 24 pounds (384 ounces). So you would need about 21 96-count boxes of simple Tampax to match the weight of a BAR (assuming, of course, that the tare weight assumption is correct).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM
You had to go and get math all over the blog, didn't you?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2019 12:02 PM (ejd/p)
GHWB only escapes that list by virtue of being dead.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (ZGrMX)
Bob Dole is glad to see that Bob Dole is not on that list as well.
Posted by: Bob Dole at October 21, 2019 12:02 PM (AcZtS)
Fuck him.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Anyone who thinks Trump is running the same campaign he ran as a
rookie in 2016 or doesn't understand how Trump is using his rallies
might find it interesting. Another lame push poll not so much.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM
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Trump's rallies are getting larger. He is packing in more people than he did in 2016 during the campaign. That should tell everyone something.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 12:02 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 12:02 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I honestly don't see it as a big deal. If they can't see the wedding ring on my finger and deduce that I'm married, I could care less. All I ask is that my wife text me a picture of the package so I get the right item.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 12:02 PM (FTf+m)
He's lying in pain
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 12:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019
"Throne Smith." I wonder what the writer's real name was....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 12:02 PM (NFEMn)
Every word printed in the Red Star Tribune is a lie, including "and" and "the".
But your concern is duly noted.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (Do2h6)
***
It's photoshopped.
Posted by: Some One at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (axyOa)
Someone on Twitter suggested that it's a pun on "in flagrante delicto" but you'd have to be a serious French nerd to get why.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I've been chased out of the "ladies aisle" more than once.
"Hey! These things have wings!! They can fly!"
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (Y4EXg)
I read somewhere that it's the female way of marking their territory
I just pee on the furniture.
No, actually, piles of papers and books is probably the way I mark my territory.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (j0JAA)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (C+We0)
Fuck that. We won't be trapped here with them. THEY will be trapped here with US.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 12:01 PM (9YKBM)
Hate him? No. However, my level of disappointment in him is off the chart.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Not in the Party. Just by us deplorables.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (6qErC)
With enough people involved, we could form a circle of butt-plundering and allow ALL participants to be the lucky one! All we have to do is come together and cooperate.
I think it would take about 20 people to make this work. Who's with me? Ben Sasse, I'd love for you to be the first one to sign up for our great experiment!
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (I2dne)
It is both crazy and hilarious that this is a raging debate.
No, saying you identify as X doesn't not magically change your biology/DNA. Genderbread man that *you freaks created* told you that, FFS.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (bDqIh)
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(Used to be) Great Britain.
Sufficient reasons
Sufficient lampposts
Sufficient rope
Insufficient will.
Too bad, so sad, who cares.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (szD6V)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 11:50 AM (HaL55)
I believe you're thinking of California Gov. 'Moonbeam' Brown, who didn't want all those icky 'boat people' who were fleeing from the glorious socialist paradise of Vietnam showing in the Sunshine State and voting for Republicans -- which they were actually doing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (jjpZH)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)
I no longer feel this way. McCain and Rombley were both sorry disingenuous fuckturds of vile human shit and I utterly and completely get how this country voted against them. I'll even go so far as to say they weren't wrong.
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 11:41 AM (uwDw2)
I've said this before, but I've always believed that, at least in my lifetime, the American voters have always made the best electoral choices in presidential elections. I didn't vote for Obama, for instance, but I now believe that McCain and Romney would have been worse for the country than the JEF was. In those cases, the Deep State would have never been exposed, and we would have been unhappily voting for GOPe-types ad nauseum, even to this day. Even before then; Gerald Ford gave us Anthony Kennedy (awful). Carter gave us Paul Volcker (great). Etc, etc.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (iuFgi)
Much was made of Obrador being a socialist, but if he doesn't use the military to take back control of his country, his Presidency is finished. (well, he can be a well paid figurehead for a little while more) Mexico surprises me, because there's a real opportunity for a modern day Caesar, Cromwell, or Franco to leverage popular support and take over - but so far, the corruption always overwhelms them, and no one really even tries.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)
At this point the amount of violence that a Mexican Mussolini would have to commit to get Mexico back on track would be astounding. We're talking full-tilt military dictatorship and round-the-clock executions.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (RD7QR)
Anyone who thinks Trump is running the same campaign he ran as a rookie in 2016 or doesn't understand how Trump is using his rallies might find it interesting. Another lame push poll not so much.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (ZLI7S)
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I've gotten the impression that Trump is building the data behemoth that Romney promised in 2012.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 12:02 PM (JUOKG)
And he has and will continue to hold rallies in places he DIDN'T carry in '16.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Elizabeth Pol Pot Warren at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019 12:02 PM
John.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 12:02 PM (FTf+m)
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While you're out, stop by the cereal aisle and get a few boxes of Kellogg's cereal in the cool ghey packaging!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (cank/)
Posted by: Jeb! at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Nurse Diesel at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (aSKRB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019
"Throne Smith." I wonder what the writer's real name was....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 21, 2019
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Thorne Smith, author of Topper (which became a movie with Cary Grant, and a TV series with Leo G. Carroll) and The Night Life of the Gods. His stuff was very popular in his day, and was considered pretty racy for the time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (ClOmq)
If the byline is "James Lileks" its probably not a lie.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (IttZ7)
Besides being possibly embarrassing, there are so many menstrual products unless you gave the poor guy specific directions how would they know what to choose?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (j0JAA)
I'd find it hard to believe Trump could win MN because, after all, it's
MN. But I don't believe the veracity of a political poll from a MN
newspaper either. Because they're dishonest skunks.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 11:58 AM (JoUsr)
I find it hard to believe that Scankes won MN when Trump took the entire State except the upper right-hand corner.
Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (mpXpK)
it is an actual real life analog of the collapsing Galactic Empire in the Foundation stories. or the Byzantines under the Angeloi 1200 AD.
Posted by: Nicolai Grandebulge, Latin Lover (bth) at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (NpRAB)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (RD7QR)
Can we resurrect Pinochet, and ship him to Mexico?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: overit at October 21, 2019 11:58 AM (sI15f)
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That would make person sense for this lousy cuck. I bet you're right.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (APFKE)
Hint: have you ever heard the phrase "on the rag"?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (Do2h6)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (C+We0)
And they are using the information they gain from these rallies and ticket requests to target voters.
Parscale has been tweeting out key stats about the makeup of the rally attendees after the events lately. First time voters, Democrats, ethnic and gender breakdown. They are doing a very scientific analysis in real time and using it to build support in key states.
There's a reason he gave a rally in MN and it wasn't because of the balmy weather.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (ZLI7S)
As a capitalist, I kind of enjoy that they're pandering by repackaging the single-serving box collections they already make.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Elizabeth Pol Pot Warren at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (NVYyb)
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Be warned that further impertinent questions will only result in more normie-offensive advertising!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (cank/)
Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (mpXpK)
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Pretty much the story of every state that went blue over the past 30 years, no?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Mr. Scott
Don't know why he picked the American Airlines Center that holds 21,000 with 30,000 overflow outside when he could have used Jerry World that holds 80,000+.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (FTf+m)
Why? Because someone will think he has a mate who is fertile?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (nRWPy)
Much was made of Obrador being a socialist, but if he doesn't use the military to take back control of his country, his Presidency is finished. (well, he can be a well paid figurehead for a little while more) Mexico surprises me, because there's a real opportunity for a modern day Caesar, Cromwell, or Franco to leverage popular support and take over - but so far, the corruption always overwhelms them, and no one really even tries.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Viva la Mexico.
If Mexico was so fucking viva, why don't they stay there and fight for it?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)
****
Veronica Lake....wow. Sad to have dies at 50.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (axyOa)
Trump lost MN narrowly last time. With this economy, and these Dems, he'll now lose to minor wacky figures by a much larger margin? Right.
And Iron Range Dems are known to be likely to vote Trump this time.
MN is in play, at the least.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 12:06 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 12:06 PM (j0JAA)
Jennifer, "Oh Father I cursed him."
"What was this curse?"
Jennifer, "That all Wooleys will marry the wrong woman."
"Jennifer dear, all men marry the wrong woman."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 12:06 PM (xcJZI)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 21, 2019
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True. But then there was Nicole. A dramatic actress she may be, but when she tackles comedy she's delightful.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 12:06 PM (ClOmq)
True enough.
One of life's mysteries is how he's managed to escape purging there for so many years.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 21, 2019 12:06 PM (Do2h6)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 11:29 AM (nRWPy)
Who hasn't heard of a Diva Cup?
Posted by: arvid at October 21, 2019 12:06 PM (gJAok)
Pas de frogoise, Italian I believe. Getting caught in the middle of a sex act.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 12:06 PM (wzVKm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 12:06 PM (j0JAA)
She's a LOT bigger in REAL life.
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2019 12:06 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 21, 2019 12:06 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (j0JAA)
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Nobody needs 26 different kinds of tampons!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2019 12:06 PM (cank/)
With 85,000,000 million women in America between the ages of 12-49, the sales tax burden works out to $1.75 annually for each of them.
That $1.75 annual burden is keeping them from school / work / leaving their home?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 21, 2019 12:07 PM (17+9D)
opportunity for a modern day Caesar, Cromwell, or Franco to leverage
popular support and take over - but so far, the corruption always
overwhelms them, and no one really even tries" Posted by: Tom Servo
isn't this the story of the USA? Is Trump the modern Franco?
saddest story from years back ... smaller town in Mexico, cartels killed a lot of cops, and the chief. A brave young woman took over ... of course they murdered her too ... and shot the place up.
But our own mafia run state still insists we keep the borders open and they protect the human/drug trafficking in the cities. We all are forced to subsidize it ... Congress makes sure no money is spent protecting out border. We surrender California to anarchy and debt ... but sure, we are more civilized.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 21, 2019 12:07 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (I2dne)
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So, about 40% of the Senate Republicans? By jove, I think you've got it, Cucky Pierre!
Totally workable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 12:07 PM (APFKE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++++++++
Way more people sign up for tickets than can actually get it. Every one of those people enters the campaign database, and becomes a person who's data the campaign doesn't have to buy at huge expense from aggregators.
I suspect the rallies are gigantic source of data for Trump's campaign, and they enable him to read the crowd and hone his message. Every one is both a performance and a rehearsal and a way to try out new material - much like a stand-up comic does his normal set with some new jokes peppered throughout to gain reaction and build his next special.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 12:07 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Insomniac
Doing okay. A lot of pain, naturlich. Working from home about half time and trying to just take it easy and not be up on my crutches all day trying to get things done. It's amazing how difficult it is NOT to put ANY weight on the leg at all as I am toddering about. 12 weeks recovery time. Yikes.
Stay frosty, Brother.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 21, 2019 12:07 PM (g7BLK)
Posted by: My nom de twitter is Chuck E. Sneeze at October 21, 2019 12:07 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (Gvnb9)
Si.
Personal opinion time, so worthless, but I think it's a return to the human norm of families/tribalism - the idea of "states" across most of the globe is a fairly recent development that just won't last that long...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Nicolai Grandebulge, Latin Lover (bth) at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (NpRAB)
It's 2019, she can probably send you a list generated from the store's app that shows what aisle everything is in with a photo of the product and the expected price.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (j0JAA)
with 30,000 overflow outside when he could have used Jerry World that
holds 80,000+.
Well, that tells me that he thought he could easily draw 21,000, but likely couldn't draw 80,000.
A jam-packed auditorium with thousands outside desperate to get in looks WAY better on TV than a large auditorium with empty seats.
Especially when you know the commie media will be focusing on any empty seats.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (Do2h6)
Posted by: arvid at October 21, 2019 12:06 PM
****
Part of the tennis Lesser Slam.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 12:02 PM (JUOKG)
I'm not worried about whether Trump will win. He will.What I worry about is the 'downticket' races. I can see Trump winning big, but the GOP losing the Senate and more House seats.
Kind of like Nixon in 1972. Landslide victory, but no significant Republican gains in the House and Senate races that year.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (jjpZH)
>>I suspect the rallies are gigantic source of data for Trump's campaign, and they enable him to read the crowd and hone his message. Every one is both a performance and a rehearsal and a way to try out new material - much like a stand-up comic does his normal set with some new jokes peppered throughout to gain reaction and build his next special.
Yep.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (ZLI7S)
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Meh
People who go to political rallies are already going to vote.
Posted by: Wut at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (keBn8)
Anyone mention THINX yet?
*runs away*
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (bDqIh)
many menstrual products unless you gave the poor guy specific directions
how would they know what to choose?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (j0JAA)
Why would he be embarrassed? Because it shows he has a woman at home vs another man? And of course you give him directions, you always give him directions, duh.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (nRWPy)
At this point the amount of violence that a Mexican Mussolini would have
to commit to get Mexico back on track would be astounding. We're
talking full-tilt military dictatorship and round-the-clock executions.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
Given the amounts of money involved in the drug trade, it wouldn't surprise me in the least to find that the cartels have better weaponry. Probably not fighters and destroyers, but still.
Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 12:09 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: garrett
Nope. Free hookers and blow. It's only fair.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 21, 2019 12:09 PM (g7BLK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Yes, exactly. I do the shopping so I will gladly get the items BUT, like mentioned upthread, I need a picture. If I come home with Poise liners with wings from the Active collection long length #3 and I should have purchased Poise ultra thin pads with wings from the active collection regular length #5 no one is happy.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 12:09 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Ever at October 21, 2019 12:09 PM (ZZDMQ)
I've gotten the impression that Trump is building the data behemoth that Romney promised in 2012.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (q80AH)
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Brad Parscale is everything the media pretended that little pussy Robbie Mook was.
Impressive dude.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 12:10 PM (APFKE)
Posted by: irongrampa at October 21, 2019 12:10 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 21, 2019 12:10 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Nicolai Grandebulge, Latin Lover (bth) at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (NpRAB)
....aaaannnd how would you know what Jonah Goldberg's poop tastes like?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 12:10 PM (jjpZH)
Plus she's the type who will call 911 for an ambulance when she wants to go the ER to get treated for the sniffles or an STD, because she's too lazy to walk and too cheap to call a taxi and because she can't fit her fat ass behind the steering wheel of a car.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 21, 2019 12:10 PM (k4dH2)
Tomatoes? As in chili?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 12:10 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Matt Plauer at October 21, 2019 12:10 PM (vtcmf)
Buying in bulk at like Costco and just regualar tampax saves a lot so they're inexpensive.
Buying a pallet of tampons seems a big odd to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 11:49 AM (ZLI7S)
Two things to consider. First, tampons will make great trading material during stainless steel colander facemask times. Almost as good as cheap vodka or boxes of 22lr.
And they work quite well for plugging bullet wounds.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2019 12:10 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (iuFgi)
Pinche gringo! There are some miracles even I and my fleet of helicopters cannot perform.
Posted by: Augusto Pinochet at October 21, 2019 12:11 PM (4voYv)
Bewitched I think was an acquired taste. Only so much Will Ferrel a guy can take.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (C+We0)
Will Ferrel ruined that bewitched movie. It was truly a POC.
Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2019 12:11 PM (mpXpK)
I've gotten the impression that Trump is building the data behemoth that Romney promised in 2012.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (q80AH)
IIRC, Jared Kushner was crucial for the data work in 2016. He really nailed it, unlike Robby Mook.
(Who would have a top aide named Mook other than Hillary?)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 12:11 PM (hLRSq)
I watched Shark Tank last night and they had on an entrepreneur who
rode into the studio on a toilet secured to some kind of a four wheel
atv type thing. His product was some kind of fizzy tablet of essential
oils you can drop into the toilet prior to using it to cover up smells.
so... similar to v.i.poo, which (if i understand the commercials correctly) is a spray can of oil that puts a sheen on the toilet water before you use it?
Posted by: Anachronda at October 21, 2019 12:11 PM (sGtp+)
Why? Because someone will think he has a mate who is fertile?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (nRWPy)
***************
I see them in the grocery line then follow them home and have my way with their women.
Posted by: Paolo at October 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Y274z)
*runs away*
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (bDqIh)
++++++++++++
@150
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 21, 2019 12:11 PM (I2dne)
with 30,000 overflow outside when he could have used Jerry World that
holds 80,000+.
Well, that tells me that he thought he could easily draw 21,000, but likely couldn't draw 80,000.
A
jam-packed auditorium with thousands outside desperate to get in looks
WAY better on TV than a large auditorium with empty seats.
Especially when you know the commie media will be focusing on any empty seats.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM
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Not that the media ever shows the crowds at a Trump rally, but yes, they would most certainly hone in on empty seats and that would be the lead story for the next 48 hours.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 12:11 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: x at October 21, 2019 12:11 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 21, 2019 12:04 PM (RD7QR)
The saddest part is that in Mexico today, there are already around the clock executions going on, but it's the Cartels carrying them out.
I believe the MSM is really trying to bury the news of the shootout because they're scared that any bad news out of Mexico (and it's all bad news) will have people saying that Trump is right. Well of course he's right.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 12:11 PM (Kpl3J)
i laugh when I read some comment about France (say) "conquering Algeria". bitch, France *created* Algeria. there were Turks off plowing a harem somewhere and Barbary State pirates plowing kidnapped Sicilians, plus tuareg in the desert raiding errbody. ten years after the Frogs left there was a Kabylie uprising.
Posted by: Nicolai Grandebulge, Latin Lover (bth) at October 21, 2019 12:11 PM (NpRAB)
*runs away*
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 12:08 PM (bDqIh)
Actually, Jordan61 linked to a wtf Thinx commercial on YooToob.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 12:11 PM (jjpZH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 12:11 PM (xcJZI)
I think I'll leave this topic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 12:12 PM (j0JAA)
A jam-packed auditorium with thousands outside desperate to get in looks WAY better on TV than a large auditorium with empty seats.
Especially when you know the commie media will be focusing on any empty seats.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
If he doesn't think he can get 60,000+ in Dallas, he might as well shut it down now.
Hell, people brought bbq pits and were having tailgate parties.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 12:12 PM (FTf+m)
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2019 12:12 PM (arJlL)
>>People who go to political rallies are already going to vote.
Really. So you knew at Trump's rally in MN a significant number of ticket requests came from registered Democrats?
That information is extremely valuable when it comes to building a coalition and a general election message to attract more voters of a similar demographic. It also helps dictate where time and money is well spent and where it is a fool's errand.
I bet Hillary would have like to have this type of information in 2016 when she decided to ignore WI and MI.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 12:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 12:12 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Archer at October 21, 2019 12:13 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2019 12:13 PM (Gvnb9)
Why? Because someone will think he has a mate who is fertile?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (nRWPy)
After years of living in a house with a wife and several daughters, it is just something more to buy - as long as you verify you get the correct type/size.
Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 12:13 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 21, 2019
I'm sure I've never been able to take any Will Ferrell.
Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)
to commit to get Mexico back on track would be astounding.
Mussolini wouldn't be in it.
You'd have to go all the way back to the Proscriptions of Sulla or the Nika riots for an adequate historical precedent.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset, also Spartacus) at October 21, 2019 12:13 PM (Do2h6)
Why? Because someone will think he has a mate who is fertile?
Posted by: dagny
***************
I see them in the grocery line then follow them home and have my way with their women.
Posted by: Paolo
Not that weekend you don't.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 12:14 PM (FTf+m)
holds 80,000+."
You know that it's Football season, right? In Texas.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 12:14 PM (6qErC)
I don't think I want to get off the boat.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 21, 2019 12:05 PM (C+We0)
Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right.
Posted by: CPT Willard at October 21, 2019 12:14 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: H Badger at October 21, 2019 12:14 PM (n/0Nw)
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How many R Senate seats are up for grabs next year? I've forgotten.
Well, I pray dearly he wins. That's #1. And I would love nothing more than for the House to flip and for the Senate to hold. But even if those don't materialize (G*d forbid), maybe his reelection will cause a few heart attacks to happen. Starting with George Soros.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 21, 2019 12:14 PM (JoUsr)
(Who would have a top aide named Mook other than Hillary?)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 12:11 PM (hLRSq)
Yeah, Mook's mistakes cost Hillary the presidency. Does he still have a job with her, or is he "consulting" with some other Democrat?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 21, 2019 12:15 PM (jjpZH)
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Idi Amin (AKA 'The Butcher of Uganda') ordered his troops to tuck banana skins into their cheeks, to make them look well fed.
Excuse me, that's 'Doctor Idi Amin Dada'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 12:15 PM (Upqfr)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 21, 2019 12:07 PM (17+9D)
Should make it $3.50, unless sammiches.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 12:15 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 21, 2019 12:15 PM (uLWyW)
Ugh.
The best part is that the founder (now former?) CEO is a big ol' sexual harasser. A WOMAN who started a company claiming she liked to break boundaries likes to break workplace civility boundaries, go figure? She liked to grab employees boobs, tell them about her sex life, etc. Think she might enjoy hanging out with Rep. Katie Hill. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2019 12:15 PM (bDqIh)
So Goldblum named his sons Charlie Ocean and River Joe.
Jeez.
Posted by: J. Nadlers
What about Brook Shields?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 12:15 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 21, 2019 12:16 PM (sGotD)
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Idi Amin (AKA 'The Butcher of Uganda') ordered his troops to tuck banana skins into their cheeks, to make them look well fed.
Excuse me, that's 'Doctor Idi Amin Dada'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 12:15 PM (Upqfr)
"Look at those lucky troops! All the banana peels they can eat, while we sit here starving!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 21, 2019 12:16 PM (AURKQ)
Bewitched I think was an acquired taste. Only so much Will Ferrel a guy can take.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 21, 2019 12:03 PM (C+We0)
Will Ferrel ruined that bewitched movie. It was truly a POC.
Posted by: Vic at October 21, 2019
*
*
Well, the actor he was playing was supposed to be a doofus and an egomaniac, so . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 21, 2019 12:17 PM (ClOmq)
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You know better than that.
It's a campaign statement.
And trump will get mid to high single digit Dem support.
Do you think anyone goes to a Trump rally but is not sure if they're voting for him?
Posted by: Wut at October 21, 2019 12:17 PM (keBn8)
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 21, 2019 12:17 PM (JKNZq)
Acoustics, climate control, security. Also, in an arena, you can actually feel part of the action.
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 12:17 PM (JgLEu)
Posted by: Erasure of the Sixteen Elections at October 21, 2019 12:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Excuse me, that's 'Doctor Idi Amin Dada'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 12:15 PM (Upqfr)
That's His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Alhaji Dr. Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE to you, mister!
Posted by: Idi Amin at October 21, 2019 12:18 PM (abHaa)
IDK, maybe. There isn't a lot of big stuff going on out in the hinterland. They aren't all jaded like they are in NY and DC and the blue meccas. What's going on in Minnesota or New Mexico?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 12:21 PM (nRWPy)
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Reasonable apprehension. Same here. The cucks have done NOTHING to help Trump along or fulfill his agenda. I have a towering resentment toward them dating to 2014, and they haven't ameliorated that in any way.
We may well find that Trump's coattails eventually run out of room for these losers to grab on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 12:23 PM (APFKE)
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 12:24 PM (6YQQw)
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at October 21, 2019 12:35 PM (0tmoY)
Wasn't he the guy that said :
" I can Pierre MY OWN Delecto, thank you very much !! "
Posted by: JDubb at October 21, 2019 12:50 PM (PNp67)
Michael Rennie and Jean Simmons were also in Desiree with Marlon Brando---it was a girlhood favorite
love the daily pictures----occasionally you stump me
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