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Top Diplomat Testifies To Congress that the Obama/Biden Administration -- Not The "International Community" or EU -- Pushed for and Engineered the Ouster of The Prosecutor Targeting Hunter Biden's Company

Biden and his defenders, by which I mean the media and NeverTrump fake conservatives, have long contended that this couldn't have been corrupt, because the international community wanted it.

And apparently anything the international community wants is non-corrupt.

Sure. And by the way, "The international community" is also desperate to trade with Iran and sell them armaments and nuclear technology.

But it turns out, this diplomat says, that the international community was't even pushing for the prosecutor's ouster.

It was just Obama and Biden. Or, who knows: Biden, with Obama's assent.

Sean Davis with the news you won't hear from the liberal media, or the fake conservative media, either:


A top U.S. diplomat and expert on Ukraine testified to Congress yesterday that the Obama administration == with former Vice President Joe Biden as its point man -- orchestrated the firing of the Ukrainian prosecutor who was investigating a company connected to the Biden family, sources familiar with the testimony told The Federalist.

The testimony of George Kent, a State Department official who works on the agency’s Ukraine portfolio, directly contradicts claims that the Obama administration was merely following the lead of the so-called international community in demanding the firing of Viktor Shokin, a controversial Ukrainian prosecutor who was reportedly investigating Burisma, a global energy company long suspected of corruption and money laundering. In 2014, Burisma paid Hunter Biden, Joe Biden’s son, tens of thousands of dollars to sit on its board despite the younger Biden’s complete lack of expertise or professional experience running a multi-national oil and gas concern.


Kent told lawmakers on Tuesday that the Obama administration spearheaded the efforts to have Shokin removed from his position as the top federal prosecutor in Ukraine. Kent said the international community -- namely the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and Western nations within the European Union -- were deferential to U.S. directives on the matter.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:00 PM




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1 first?

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 04:00 PM (SUJyY)

2 Surprise!

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2019 04:01 PM (O2RFr)

3 anal

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 04:01 PM (SUJyY)

4 otter

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:01 PM (NTkSq)

5 ::: shocked face:::

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 16, 2019 04:01 PM (EGSGm)

6 OK Thread is ready...

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 04:01 PM (SUJyY)

7 Shocking!


Not really.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 16, 2019 04:02 PM (0OmEj)

8 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 04:02 PM (q80AH)

9 others informed

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:02 PM (NTkSq)

10 Wow, Joe lied and the MSM covered for him. Never would have seen that coming.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 04:02 PM (RD7QR)

11 Point of privilege: Coulda been first but read the content.

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (786Ro)

12 How could this be? I heard it was all a conspiracy theory without evidence.

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (9VeU0)

13 The anal otter is getting out of hand.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (RD7QR)

14 D'Oh!

Posted by: Impeachment Planners at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (oVJmc)

15 No furries allowed.

(And for the record, catgirls aren't furries.)

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (J+mig)

16 This whole thing smells worse that the Tenderloin in San Fran.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (SUJyY)

17 The anal otter is getting out of hand.

-----

Surprise !!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (8XRCm)

18 And apparently anything the international community wants is non-corrupt.
____________________

That's what we said when we were raping little third-world kids!

Posted by: United Nations blue helmets at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (k4dH2)

19 So, this means exactly nada?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (Qq3ZN)

20 quit knocking the otters, yall.


just. stop.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (d7Ww2)

21 Beto is still a furry.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (ZqRa6)

22 la la la la la, we're not listening! orangeman bad because Kurds!

Posted by: The MSM at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (786Ro)

23 Wasn't that fat turd Erick Ericson pushing that line, that Ol' Joe was just doing what everyone wanted anyway, and if not Joe, someone else would have demanded the firing?

Gee, think fat-brain did any fact checking before the tweet-beg to CNN?

Or did he just swallow the media load without question?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 16, 2019 04:03 PM (8ddIr)

24 Hey can I help it if all these foreign countries wanted to give my kid a jajillion dollars. It would be rude to not accept.

I got manners that what


shut up

Posted by: Joe Biden's Stink Eye at October 16, 2019 04:04 PM (ymnmz)

25 Not a smidgen of scandal. SMIDGEN I say!

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 04:04 PM (yRAFu)

26 Wow, Joe lied and the MSM covered for him. Never would have seen that coming.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to

You need your eyes examined?

Yeah, good old Joe. That stupid loudmouthed POS.
And his dorky coke-nosed son.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 16, 2019 04:04 PM (vcOmj)

27 Well I otter...

Posted by: Beto with a new wardrobe at October 16, 2019 04:04 PM (pMGkg)

28 I am sorry but this is perfect:

1 first?
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 04:00 PM (SUJyY)

2 Surprise!
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2019 04:01 PM (O2RFr)

3 anal
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 04:01 PM (SUJyY)

4 otter
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:01 PM (NTkSq)

5 ::: shocked face:::
Posted by: VMom's phone at October 16, 2019 04:01 PM (EGSGm)

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2019 04:04 PM (9VeU0)

29 The "international community" has been starting and funding both sides of wars for a very very long time.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 16, 2019 04:04 PM (ev02w)

30 Abigail's boobs

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2019 04:04 PM (786Ro)

31 "There is absolutely no gambling allowed at this casino!!"
"Your winning sir..."

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 16, 2019 04:05 PM (noE+3)

32 In 2014, Burma paid Hunter Biden ... tens of thousdands of dollars to sit on its board...


***

Tens of thousands? More like hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:05 PM (Ed8Zd)

33
Now, former Dimwit front runner Joey Eats Paste explicitly told you folks never to mention this!

Where's respect? Where's obedience?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2019 04:05 PM (pNxlR)

34 Prosecutor Vs. Prostituter

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2019 04:05 PM (oVJmc)

35 This revelation otter raise some eyebrows

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2019 04:05 PM (N39Ws)

36 Not a smidgeon of corruption.

In reality, a LOT.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 16, 2019 04:06 PM (mstQR)

37 Tens of thousands? More like hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions.
Posted by: LASue


You know, I wonder how Hunter reported that money on his tax returns?
Now those are tax returns I would like to see.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 16, 2019 04:06 PM (vcOmj)

38 Anal other thing, Biden's presidential dreams are disappearing faster than Hunter's cocaine that he is sniffing off of some prostitutes arse.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2019 04:06 PM (N39Ws)

39
Joe lies a lot:

https://bit.ly/2BtvFDn

Posted by: Gran at October 16, 2019 04:06 PM (Z1qt7)

40 Yeah right, next you'll tell me Zapgruder was a Chinese operative.

Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at October 16, 2019 04:06 PM (vI+F1)

41 I move that this testimony be stricken from the record as unhelpful and full of lies!

Posted by: Congressgoober Atom Schitt at October 16, 2019 04:07 PM (37IEG)

42 I don't care why democrats are so lawless and hate America so much.
For America's sake, they must be exposed. Down to the lowliest motherfucking Ward heeler.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/DNC/msm at October 16, 2019 04:07 PM (x6XkS)

43 The thing is this - every claim by a republicans gets investigated and parsed to death. Any claim by a democrat, well, they would never lie to us, right? So why bother investigating if the claim is true?

They get more egg on their face than a French omelet maker with ADD.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 16, 2019 04:07 PM (noE+3)

44 The dems are pushing all this testimony by ex-foreign service officials about Ukraine - but it looks to me that it's all coming down to the idea that they really, really disagreed with the policies Trump was trying to bring about. And that he wouldn't listen to them when they told him he was wrong.

Well suck it up, buttercups. You worked for him, he didn't work for you. You didn't like him telling you what to do? Well too bad HE WAS YOUR BOSS! And we don't have a Parliamentary system where Congress gets to tell the President how to conduct his foreign policy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 04:07 PM (Kpl3J)

45 I'm sure the cucks will take to Twitter any moment now and correct the record ...

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Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 16, 2019 04:07 PM (8ddIr)

46 39

Joe lies a lot:

https://bit.ly/2BtvFDn


Posted by: Gran at October 16, 2019 04:06 PM (Z1qt7)'

In other news, water is wet.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2019 04:07 PM (N39Ws)

47 Call my anal-yst

Posted by: Otter at October 16, 2019 04:07 PM (786Ro)

48 PDT to Kent: Don't testify.

Congress, We want him to testify!

Oops.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (qC1Sy)

49 -
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In 2014, Burma paid Hunter Biden ... tens of thousdands of dollars to sit on its board...





***



Tens of thousands? More like hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:05 PM

-------------------------

They probably meant his hourly wage.... No, wait... Your numbers make more sense for hourly.

Posted by: irright at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (pMGkg)

50 Obama must be fuming - I always thought Biden was forced on him. This iblatant corruption that Biden was stupid enough to publicly Brag about on video is probably one reason Obama refused to endorse him.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

51 Schiff-4-brains needs to be driven out of town with th a flaming barbed railroad spike driven up his 4th point.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (A7Z+x)

52 What I want to know is how deep Obama is into this stuff.

Or did he just oversee everything and then get a cut every payoff like Paulie, making sure they pay their respect to the boss?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

53 I'd bet dollars to donuts that Hunter sent /received emails from other Board Members asking if Dad might look into the "persecution" of Burisma by the prosecutor.

I'd also bet that Hunter was slobbering all over himself to put a bug in Dad's ear to act on it, in his own Fredo psychodrama to finally show he "could do stuff" with important people.

I'm sure Hunter took the opportunity to give a printout of selected emails from his now melted hard drive to Crowdstrike.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (SqopC)

54 I was told this was debunked.

Perhaps the agitprop wing of the DNC needs some new code words.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (YslsA)

55 Posted by: RICO aka msm/DNC/msm at October 16, 2019 04:07 PM (x6XkS)

Simple.

They love themselves more.

Posted by: Golfman at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (M3a0a)

56 40 Yeah right, next you'll tell me Zapgruder was a Chinese operative.
Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at October 16, 2019 04:06 PM (vI+F1)

Is that like Zap Rowsdower?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (RD7QR)

57 44 The dems are pushing all this testimony by ex-foreign service officials about Ukraine - but it looks to me that it's all coming down to the idea that they really, really disagreed with the policies Trump was trying to bring about. And that he wouldn't listen to them when they told him he was wrong.

Well suck it up, buttercups. You worked for him, he didn't work for you. You didn't like him telling you what to do? Well too bad HE WAS YOUR BOSS! And we don't have a Parliamentary system where Congress gets to tell the President how to conduct his foreign policy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 04:07 PM (Kpl3J)

========

I can't imagine a more open and shut case for impeachment than disagreeing with unelected bureaucrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (q80AH)

58 50 Obama must be fuming - I always thought Biden was forced on him. This iblatant corruption that Biden was stupid enough to publicly Brag about on video is probably one reason Obama refused to endorse him.
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (Ed8Zd)


THAT NEVER HAPPENED!

Posted by: MFM at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (9VeU0)

59 Dad: She's named after something your mother loves, Easter! It's an anagram.

Son: Thanks dad.

Dad: No problem Alan.

Posted by: chimichango at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (B+t5k)

60 The anal otter is getting out of hand.

Posted by: joncelli
>>
You've got to hold on tighter.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (NTkSq)

61 Yeah, the "international community" is always above reproach.

That's why U.N. "peacekeepers" ran a child sex ring in Haiti for more than a decade, and raped and prostituted thousands of young girls in the Congo, Kosovo, etc.

And that info does not come from a "right-wing" source. It's what Amnesty International and the Associated Press reported.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (k4dH2)

62 52
What I want to know is how deep Obama is into this stuff.



Or did he just oversee everything and then get a cut every payoff like Paulie, making sure they pay their respect to the boss?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (KZzsI)

I'd bet a paycheck he is very involved in this. Not that it matters.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (N39Ws)

63 Everyone wanted the prosecutor gone because everyone had a finger in the pie.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (wCmLp)

64 50 Obama must be fuming - I always thought Biden was forced on him. This iblatant corruption that Biden was stupid enough to publicly Brag about on video is probably one reason Obama refused to endorse him.
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

========

Obama told Joe to not run.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (q80AH)

65 DOJ has preemptively declined to prosecute when whichever IG's report on Ukraine comes out 222 months from now

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (786Ro)

66 51 Schiff-4-brains needs to be driven out of town with th a flaming barbed railroad spike driven up his 4th point.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (A7Z+x)

I'll get the sledge.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (J+mig)

67 -
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I was told this was debunked.



Perhaps the agitprop wing of the DNC needs some new code words.


Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM

----------------

I defur.

Posted by: Beto at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (pMGkg)

68 63
Everyone wanted the prosecutor gone because everyone had a finger in the pie.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (wCmLp)
Well, except for Trump.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (37IEG)

69
Joe lies a lot:

https://bit.ly/2BtvFDn

----

Joe is such a piece of shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:10 PM (8XRCm)

70 According to Joe, he is feeling pretty good about his debate performance last night. so, in addition to being a liar, he is also delusional.

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 04:10 PM (a0IVu)

71 So obama is going to be impeached for collusion and quid pro quo right?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 16, 2019 04:10 PM (JUOKG)

72 I am sorry but this is perfect:>>
And totes unplanned

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:10 PM (NTkSq)

73 45 I'm sure the cucks will take to Twitter any moment now and correct the record ...

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Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 16, 2019 04:07 PM (8ddIr)

CAPTAIN MARVEL IS A SANDWICH

Posted by: Jonah "Whale Aweigh!" Goldberg at October 16, 2019 04:10 PM (RD7QR)

74 Look, his kid ain't getting a real job. He's lazy and has a nasty coke/prostitute habit, so who's gonna hire him? Inherited his father's brains. So lighten' up on old Joe.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 16, 2019 04:10 PM (noE+3)

75 Wasn't that fat turd Erick Ericson pushing that line, that Ol' Joe was just doing what everyone wanted anyway, and if not Joe, someone else would have demanded the firing?

Gee, think fat-brain did any fact checking before the tweet-beg to CNN?

Or did he just swallow the media load without question?

==============================

**BURP***

Posted by: Erick Ericson at October 16, 2019 04:10 PM (prSvo)

76 72 I am sorry but this is perfect:>>
And totes unplanned
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:10 PM (NTkSq)

It's part of the horde mind.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 04:11 PM (SUJyY)

77 The anal otter is getting out of hand.

Posted by: joncelli
>>
You've got to hold on tighter.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (NTkSq)

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DONT CLENCH!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:11 PM (8XRCm)

78 And by the way, "The international community" is also desperate to trade with Iran and sell them armaments and nuclear technology.

They're desperate to make money off of creating problems that we will have to expend blood and treasure to fix.

So fuck the international community. All of 'em.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2019 04:11 PM (3OZYh)

79 The LIF will never hear this.

Posted by: Guzalot at October 16, 2019 04:11 PM (prSvo)

80 45
I'm sure the cucks will take to Twitter any moment now and correct the record ...



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Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 16, 2019 04:07 PM (8ddIr)


Didja hear ScarJo broke a hip filming the new Black Widow movie? She waited a long time for her stand alone movie payday and yep.....it was a long wait. Watching her slowly morph into a pale image of Chlamydia Thundershart over the course of the 15 MCU moivies was sad.

Welp ther is always CGI!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2019 04:11 PM (ymnmz)

81 "Can you say no criminal intent, b*tches?"

- Hillary! and King Putt

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 16, 2019 04:11 PM (/Njku)

82 LOL Blaster

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 16, 2019 04:11 PM (EGSGm)

83 77 The anal otter is getting out of hand.

Posted by: joncelli
>>
You've got to hold on tighter.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (NTkSq)

----

DONT CLENCH!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:11 PM (8XRCm)

Slippery little bastard.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2019 04:11 PM (SUJyY)

84 77
The anal otter is getting out of hand.



Posted by: joncelli

>>

You've got to hold on tighter.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (NTkSq)



----



DONT CLENCH!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:11 PM (8XRCm)
There will be just a little pressure........

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2019 04:11 PM (N39Ws)

85 -
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What I want to know is how deep Obama is into this stuff.




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I thought we all agreed to talk about something besides anal.

Posted by: irright at October 16, 2019 04:12 PM (pMGkg)

86 9 others informed

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:02 PM



otters informed too

Posted by: Hands at October 16, 2019 04:12 PM (786Ro)

87 85
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What I want to know is how deep Obama is into this stuff.






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I thought we all agreed to talk about something besides anal.



Posted by: irright at October 16, 2019 04:12 PM (pMGkg)
He's a furry, if that's any help. Pole cat.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 04:12 PM (37IEG)

88 And the best source confirming this was Joey "Toothpaste Eater" Biden, who bragged how he got it done in 6 hours.

Posted by: Demosthenes at October 16, 2019 04:12 PM (xnvzL)

89 People are a lot smarter than politicians give them credit for. One of the big reasons that rare voters and independents voted for Trump was because he was seen as not susceptible to bribes.

I wonder why that issue was on their minds?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 16, 2019 04:12 PM (YslsA)

90 Fifty grand in mint benjamins can be carried in the inside pockets of a sportscoat. Hunter prolly flew back from every board meeting with that.

And it was just walkin' around money. The monthlies prolly got wired to a Cayman account under the name King Blow or something.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (4ZE6o)

91 well, I, uh you see, I was told that that, uh, that members of the international community who, uh, looked up to me as the, you know leader of the free world, they expressed, uh, expressed to me, well Susan and Samantha, and uh what's her name with the ferret face, they told me that they wanted to tell me that this guy in, uh, the Ukraine was, you know was corrupt, so it fell to me and, uh I decided to let Sheriff Joe, because you all know that he's as straight as an arrow going to take a, a, not bribe... dump, yeah that's it, I never knew anyone could be such a straight shooter as Joe Biden, I decided that I should let him handle it.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (ZqRa6)

92 DEBUNKED I TELL YOU!

--MSM

Posted by: Tonic Dog at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (BHAkY)

93 AlGore - no controlling legal authority.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (A7Z+x)

94 The anal otter is getting out of hand.

Posted by: joncelli
>>
You've got to hold on tighter.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (NTkSq)

________

If you need to, nail its head to a board

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (flINI)

95 Everyone wanted the prosecutor gone because everyone had a finger in the pie.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (wCmLp)
Well, except for Trump.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (37IEG)

And that's why the Deep State hates him. He got fuck you money the honest way, which gives them no means of pulling him into their orbit, as they do all the others. He's the only real opposition they've had in a long time, and their usual playbook (demonize or buy out) isn't working.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (J+mig)

96 Adam Schiff hardest hit.

Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (Fo/Y2)

97 65 DOJ has preemptively declined to prosecute when whichever IG's report on Ukraine comes out 222 months from now
_________________

That's because I explained to them that there was no criminal intent!

It was all just done for fun! Fooling FICA judges is just a way to kill time in a boring government job!

Posted by: Big Jim Comey, Servant of God at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (k4dH2)

98 ABC ouchie!
https://tinyurl.com/y32xmk8e

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (8Unxl)

99 Nothing will happen.

#TwoWeeks

Everyone is Deep State.

Horowitz is an Obama plant.

That oughta do it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (ZLI7S)

100 Throw the Ukrainerang again. Let's see who it hits next.

Posted by: DaveA at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (FhXTo)

101 96
Adam Schiff hardest hit.


Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (Fo/Y2)
He's still moving - hit him again!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 04:14 PM (37IEG)

102 99 Nothing will happen.

#TwoWeeks

Everyone is Deep State.

Horowitz is an Obama plant.

That oughta do it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (ZLI7S)

===========

You've changed.

*shakes head sadly*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 04:14 PM (q80AH)

103 Bobblehead Schiff hardest hit

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2019 04:14 PM (KNsKs)

104 50 Obama must be fuming - I always thought Biden was forced on him. This iblatant corruption that Biden was stupid enough to publicly Brag about on video is probably one reason Obama refused to endorse him.
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:08 PM (Ed8Zd)


I doubt that Obama has that kind of perspicacity. I suspect he was merely an older and duskier version of Greta Thunberg, i.e., a foil prepped to parrot leftist talking points.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2019 04:14 PM (3OZYh)

105 hey man, don't bogart that paste!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 16, 2019 04:14 PM (ZqRa6)

106 And people wonder why the Democrats want to keep all of their impeachment inquiry secret. If it truly was going to be damaging to Trump they would be holding the hearings in a collosseum, the better to give the booing public a view and for themselves to preen.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 04:14 PM (Z3XQO)

107 52 What I want to know is how deep Obama is into this stuff.
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He knew. Just like he knew what his DOJ, FBI, CIA, DNI and NSA were up to. Civil Servants may be nuts but they're not suicidal nuts. They were passively-aggresively asked to do what they did. Pretty sure Val Jar was the cut out

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 04:14 PM (yRAFu)

108 You've got to hold on tighter.

Hold on loosely, but don't let go
If you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose control

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

109 78 And by the way, "The international community" is also desperate to trade with Iran and sell them armaments and nuclear technology.


And kowtowing to the Chinese, who make very little money but make it up in volume.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2019 04:14 PM (oVJmc)

110 headline at Twitchy:

'FOREIGN ELECTION INTERFERENCE'! Barack Obama (who hasn't endorsed Joe Biden) throws his support behind fellow black person Justin Trudeau

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 16, 2019 04:15 PM (ZqRa6)

111 quit knocking the otters, yall.


just. stop.

Posted by: nurse ratched
>>
My people used to ride otters into war..

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:15 PM (NTkSq)

112 Burisma's website says its directors are the most knowlegeable leaders in the field.

They include Alan Apter, 27 years at Morgan Stanley, Troiika Dialogue, etc., Alexander Kwasnieski, the former president of Poland, Joseph Black, the former CIA director of counterintelligence group, and some hottie tasked with cooperation with investors.

+ Hunter Biden.

Hmmm.

One of these things is not like the others. .

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

113 I doubt that Obama has that kind of perspicacity. I suspect he was merely an older and duskier version of Greta Thunberg, i.e., a foil prepped to parrot leftist talking points.
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He was scion of two generations of CIA and State Department operatives. And he was clean, well dressed and well spoken with no negro affectation unless he needed to.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 04:16 PM (yRAFu)

114 Hobbits or the Irish?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2019 04:16 PM (A7Z+x)

115 This whole pile of corruption came from the Barky State Dept. OH, who was the SOS?

Guess why Biden didn't challenge Killary for the nomination. Those dots just keep getting closer together.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2019 04:16 PM (R+cGX)

116 88 And the best source confirming this was Joey "Toothpaste Eater" Biden, who bragged how he got it done in 6 hours.
Posted by: Demosthenes at October 16, 2019 04:12 PM (xnvzL)
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Nothing like Slow Joe, the man who couldn't keep his mouth shut, running for president.

The mind boggles that a guy who's known for being unable to keep his mouth shut is considered a viable candidate for president.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 16, 2019 04:16 PM (qC1Sy)

117 115 This whole pile of corruption came from the Barky State Dept. OH, who was the SOS?

Guess why Biden didn't challenge Killary for the nomination. Those dots just keep getting closer together.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 16, 2019 04:16 PM (R+cGX)

=========

Her State Department "lost" $6 billion.

Why don't we hear about that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 16, 2019 04:17 PM (q80AH)

118 99
Nothing will happen.



#TwoWeeks



Everyone is Deep State.



Horowitz is an Obama plant.



That oughta do it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (ZLI7S)


TWO WEEKS!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2019 04:17 PM (ymnmz)

119 I just saw that Barack tweeted a glowing endorsement of Blackface Trudeau for re election.

LOL at Biden
Snubbed again

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 16, 2019 04:17 PM (EGSGm)

120 I can think of one question the MSM won't ask Biden: "When you threatened to withhold one billion in aid, we're you doing at Obama's direction or you own? Since you were the point person in Ukraine, did you convince Obama that the prosecutor had to be fired?"

Posted by: WisRich at October 16, 2019 04:17 PM (G0vdT)

121 But I heard from someone things which contradict the transcripts, affidavits, and sworn testimony!

Impeach!

Posted by: Dem Whistleblower at October 16, 2019 04:17 PM (EYsyU)

122 88 And the best source confirming this was Joey "Toothpaste Eater" Biden, who bragged how he got it done in 6 hours.

Posted by: Demosthenes at October 16, 2019 04:12 PM (xnvzL)

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That is a lie!!!!

I eat Elmers paste.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 04:18 PM (pw+jk)

123 But I've been assured that Biden is clean by no less a personage than Shep Smith, and Chuck Todd has told me that even asking the question is calumny so vile that I must be protected via censorship from even hearing it (for my own good and the good of the Republic, of course).

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 16, 2019 04:18 PM (87EdW)

124 Hobbits or the Irish?

Posted by: Anna Puma>>
What, I look like a leprechaun

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:18 PM (NTkSq)

125 118
99

Nothing will happen.





#TwoWeeks





Everyone is Deep State.





Horowitz is an Obama plant.





That oughta do it.



Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (ZLI7S)


TWO WEEKS!


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2019 04:17 PM (ymnmz)

*POUNCE!*

*SEIZE!*

*DOGPILE!*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 04:19 PM (Z3XQO)

126 the international community

It does sound better than TransNational Weasel Brigade.

Posted by: DaveA at October 16, 2019 04:19 PM (FhXTo)

127 Biden doesnt have the mental acuity to recognize a snub unless the snubber spits in his paste jar.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2019 04:19 PM (8Unxl)

128 NAIL THEIR HEAD TO A BOARD?


wtf is wrong with you people? otters are sweet! they hold hands. they are saving the kelp forest. they eat urchins, those pokey bastards that send you to the hospital with a staph infection if you step on one!

I wish I could come back as a sea otter.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2019 04:19 PM (d7Ww2)

129 Joey Bidet should switch to Gorilla Glue

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2019 04:19 PM (A7Z+x)

130 quit knocking the otters, yall.


just. stop.

Posted by: nurse ratched
>>
My people used to ride otters into war..
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:15 P


Whenever I'm in Seattle, there seems to be at least one otter news story on tv. Sometimes several.

Cutest little devils!

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

131 I just saw that Barack tweeted a glowing endorsement of Blackface Trudeau for re election.

LOL at Biden


On the other hand, maybe Joe dodged a bullet!

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 04:19 PM (EYsyU)

132 One by one the democratic candidates will fall.

I'm trying to imagine the ticket in the fall. Warren and Buttigeig? Sweet lord.

Funny. If the Dems had just nominated someone like Steve Bullock and Tulsi Gabbard the'd have easily won this thing. A not-insane governor of a western state and and military vet who is a little inspirational. If they went out and just talked clam and cool, stayed within the boundaries of the constitution, people would have voted for them just to avoid the drama of Trump.

But they just...keep...going ...left. Crazier the better.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 16, 2019 04:19 PM (noE+3)

133
I just saw that Barack tweeted a glowing endorsement of Blackface Trudeau for re election.

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Just another time Preezy Shit Midas interfered in another country's elections. IMPEACH!!!!

Nope, an Obama endorsement is a kiss of death to any politician or business.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 04:19 PM (pw+jk)

134 5
Everyone wanted the prosecutor gone because everyone had a finger in the pie.



Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (wCmLp)

Well, except for Trump.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 16, 2019 04:09 PM (37IEG)

Who said finger in the pie?!!!

Posted by: Micth O at October 16, 2019 04:20 PM (ymnmz)

135 *POUNCE!*

*SEIZE!*





Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 04:19 PM (Z3XQO)


that's my schtick! STOP!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2019 04:20 PM (d7Ww2)

136 Supplies!

Posted by: Japanese Anal at October 16, 2019 04:20 PM (/Njku)

137 nurse ratched
>>
That one comment was uncalled for

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:20 PM (NTkSq)

138 Baby otters go well with eggs for a hearty breakfast.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2019 04:20 PM (8Unxl)

139 Everything that guy said is bullshit!
My word as a biden.

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 04:21 PM (88+cf)

140 I'm ordering the manual on "How to Remove a DeepState and Its Criminal Enterprise that has Infiltrated every Nook and Cranny of a Superpower". The book cover says something about starting by arresting some key smaller players, then doing long interviews with intense lights and getting them to flip on the Big Cheeses.


I'll report back when it is delivered ... I think we may be doing it wrong. Oh, back cover says not to put the crooks into the investigation team. hmmmm

Posted by: illiniwek at October 16, 2019 04:21 PM (Cus5s)

141 the international community

Is this like 'trans', we should read it as the "pretend" community?

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 04:21 PM (EYsyU)

142 My people used to ride otters into war..
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:15 PM (NTkSq)

----

YOU were part of the Otter Man Empire???

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

143 Joey Bidet should switch to Gorilla Glue

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2019 04:19 PM (A7Z+x)

===
But Gorilla Glue is moisture activat.... ah I get it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2019 04:21 PM (pw+jk)

144 Top Dip Tests To Con

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 16, 2019 04:21 PM (E+OcO)

145 135 *POUNCE!*

*SEIZE!*





Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 04:19 PM (Z3XQO)


that's my schtick! STOP!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2019 04:20 PM (d7Ww2)

Time for a drink Nurse!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 04:21 PM (RD7QR)

146 137 nurse ratched
>>
That one comment was uncalled for


Posted by: FrodoB, reloading



pffft

Posted by: nurse ratched, loaded at October 16, 2019 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)

147 Nothing will happen.

#TwoWeeks

Everyone is Deep State.

Horowitz is an Obama plant.

That oughta do it.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (ZLI7S)

What is going on?

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

148 >>YOU were part of the Otter Man Empire???

heh

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2019 04:22 PM (ZLI7S)

149
I can think of one question the MSM won't ask Biden: "When you
threatened to withhold one billion in aid, we're you doing at Obama's
direction or you own? Since you were the point person in Ukraine, did
you convince Obama that the prosecutor had to be fired?"


Posted by: WisRich at October 16, 2019 04:17 PM


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You can bet that will be a question Trump asks him at the debate if biden wins the nomination which isn't looking good at this point.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 16, 2019 04:22 PM (JUOKG)

150 142 My people used to ride otters into war..
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:15 PM (NTkSq)

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YOU were part of the Otter Man Empire???
Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)



"YEAARRGGHE!"

- - Naked Ottoman Man from CBD Art Thread

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:22 PM (zBaqJ)

151 Otter stew is delicious. And keto!

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 16, 2019 04:22 PM (88+cf)

152 but MUH RUSSIANS

Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 04:22 PM (c9LgJ)

153 YOU were part of the Otter Man Empire???

Posted by: fixerupper>>
Beginning of the Fourth Age? Or Three and a half? Hard to remember.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:22 PM (NTkSq)

154 I just saw that Barack tweeted a glowing endorsement of Blackface Trudeau for re election.

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I thought foreign interference in elections was bad?

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:22 PM (8XRCm)

155 otters are sweet!

So much so that one can forego the honey glaze.

Posted by: Gordon Ramsay at October 16, 2019 04:22 PM (h5TKJ)

156 yall forgot your methylphenidate again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2019 04:23 PM (d7Ww2)

157 Adam Schiff hardest hit.


Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 04:13 PM (Fo/Y2)
.......

lollipop lollipop
o-oh lolli lollipop

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2019 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

158 'Not a smidgen of corruption'...gets reported by the main stream media.

Posted by: squeakywheel at October 16, 2019 04:23 PM (/u0UF)

159 153 YOU were part of the Otter Man Empire???

Posted by: fixerupper>>
Beginning of the Fourth Age? Or Three and a half? Hard to remember.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:22 PM (NTkSq)

The Third and a Half age of magic. Good times, good times.

Posted by: Someguy at October 16, 2019 04:23 PM (6GjnW)

160 hat's my schtick! STOP!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2019 04:20 PM (d7Ww2)

-----

WAIT WUT???


Oh.... you said SCHTick.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:23 PM (8XRCm)

161 Biden, driving his Trans Am gets pulled over for speeding. "I clocked you at 90m.p.h.," says the cop. Biden then tells him, "No way, this baby has power! I was doing 120m.p.h., No lie!"

Posted by: washrivergal at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (sIyWR)

162 No, really, the international community wanted the prosecutor gone. Don't believe me? Call them. You want to use my phone? It is in my contacts under C for Community, first name Internat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (dNzKv)

163 pffft

Posted by: nurse ratched>>
Careful. Let's not escalate.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (NTkSq)

164 Baby otters are excellent with grits and onions.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (8Unxl)

165 Otters crap on my dock every damn week. Not a fan.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (sjdRT)

166 Not a smidge at all, more like a frakton

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (A7Z+x)

167 No Nelson Muntz Haha? This must be serious.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (6/uwW)

168
Schiff-for-Brains and Palsi are freaked. Impeachment follies suspended until they know Barr's next move.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (zBaqJ)

169 One of these things is not like the others. .

Actually, none of those descriptions screams "years in the oilfields" to me.

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (1+J19)

170 Is the International Monetary Fund the same as The Human Fund?

Posted by: George Costanza at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (eLm/r)

171 My people used to ride otters into war..

Stick shift?


Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 04:25 PM (c9LgJ)

172 165 Otters crap on my dock every damn week. Not a fan.


Posted by: Muad'dib


those are RIVER OTTERS

River otters are weasels. nasty, aggressive creatures.

please do try to keep up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

173 Well, son of an otter they fired him

Posted by: On my word as a Bidet at October 16, 2019 04:25 PM (2cfUo)

174 167 No Nelson Muntz Haha? This must be serious.
Posted by: Regular joe at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (6/uwW)


Nelson Muntzdela = laughing with a flaming tire around your neck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:25 PM (zBaqJ)

175 168
Schiff-for-Brains and Palsi are freaked. Impeachment follies suspended until they know Barr's next move.
----------------------
Yep. Does Barr lead with the Report or Indictments? Its World Series Time.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 04:25 PM (yRAFu)

176 Baby otters are excellent with grits and onions.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (8Unxl)

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mmmmmm...... ocean veal.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:26 PM (8XRCm)

177 Stick shift?
Posted by: mikeyG
>>
Made the quick stops interesting.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:26 PM (NTkSq)

178 did the dems actually bring in a witness that completely blew their leading candidates electoral chances because they didn't know what he would say?

This had to be an intentional kill shot.

Posted by: DanMan at October 16, 2019 04:26 PM (XTiHL)

179 If you don't call it a scandal, then it isn't a scandal.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2019 04:26 PM (dNzKv)

180 No love for Stoats?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 04:26 PM (yRAFu)

181 mmmmmm...... ocean veal.

Posted by: fixerupper



alright, you're going to hell for that one

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2019 04:26 PM (d7Ww2)

182 @TrumpWarRoom

Replying to @Acosta
Texts between top FBI agents Lisa Page & Peter Strzok

"the White House is running this" 8/5/16

Trump's "not ever going to become president, right?"
"No he's not. We'll stop it" 8/8/16

"It's like an insurance policy" 8/15/16

"POTUS wants to know everything we're doing" 9/2/16



If only Trump knew.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2019 04:27 PM (ZLI7S)

183
those are RIVER OTTERS


the Sewer Otters are the worst.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 04:27 PM (c9LgJ)

184 What is going on?
Posted by: LASue


Nothing. That's just it.

IG Report release date just got kicked back #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:27 PM (Qq3ZN)

185 They will ignore it for a couple of days, then report that he said whatever it was they wanted him to say.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2019 04:27 PM (dNzKv)

186 You can bet that will be a question Trump asks him at the debate if biden wins the nomination which isn't looking good at this point.

Trump probably knows the answer to that question even better than Biden.

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 04:27 PM (1+J19)

187 Candy Crowley is a much tougher debater than anyone we saw last night.

Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (R-Utah) at October 16, 2019 04:27 PM (LISuA)

188 Here's the thing I don't get.

Why was Joe bragging about it on live TV? Even if there was nothign worng with what he did you keep your trap shut. I mean...hmmmm.

There is definitely a non-zero chance that Joe and Hunter are too goddamn stupid to know what they were doing something wrong. Joe was just doing what someone told him to do. Hunter just needed some dough for blow. their innocent act is genuine they literally have no idea how bad it looks.

How do such mediocrities get such power over us?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 16, 2019 04:28 PM (noE+3)

189 It may be too well known to do it now but I would have loved one of those student on the campus interviews where they would ask what they thought about Don Jr getting over 50k a month from a Russian company for a no show board of directors position and that President Trump threatened to withhold a trade agreement unless Russian fired the guy investigating Don Jr's Russian employer. (damn that was a long sentence)

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 16, 2019 04:28 PM (9fNWb)

190 The press must be have a melt down. Trump fingers Obama as a culprit and they have to decide whether to ask Obama for a response. Imagine their inner terror.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 04:28 PM (yRAFu)

191 https://www.gq.com/story/hannah-gadsby-why-men-should-be-more-ladylike

Hilarious. Just what I need: advice from a lesbian on being a man. No thanks, darling.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2019 04:28 PM (wCmLp)

192 mmmmmm...... ocean veal.

Posted by: fixerupper
..........

hors d'oeuvres

Posted by: Great Whitey at October 16, 2019 04:28 PM (v0R5T)

193 Wait, otters eat orphans?!?!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 16, 2019 04:28 PM (87EdW)

194 -
--
No Nelson Muntz Haha? This must be serious.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (6/uwW)





Nelson Muntzdela = laughing with a flaming tire around your neck.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:25 PM

-----------------------------------

And then everyone thinks you died in prison long ago.

Posted by: irright at October 16, 2019 04:28 PM (pMGkg)

195 Christie's toy box has a special on pocket otters.

Posted by: Priapism at October 16, 2019 04:28 PM (2cfUo)

196 Yep. Does Barr lead with the Report or Indictments? Its World Series Time.
Posted by: Puddin Head


There's no law that says you have to release the report first. Indictments could have went out last month.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:29 PM (Qq3ZN)

197 what was the setting for this congressional testimony? I thought this came from the dems secret kangaroo court. Was this information extracted by a republican in congress?

Posted by: DanMan at October 16, 2019 04:29 PM (XTiHL)

198 He's just a simple blue collar guy from Scranton, tryin to hustle some hookers n blow.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2019 04:29 PM (dNzKv)

199 https://www.gq.com/story/hannah-gadsby-why-men-should-be-more-ladylike


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If mainsplaining is bad..... femprimanding is dreadful.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:29 PM (8XRCm)

200 I wonder when Obama's people realized that Cankles was gonna lose it.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 04:29 PM (c9LgJ)

201 SURPRISE!!!!

Posted by: Anal Otter at October 16, 2019 04:29 PM (NWiLs)

202 he took the midnight train going

anywhere...

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2019 04:29 PM (d7Ww2)

203 168


Schiff-for-Brains and Palsi are freaked. Impeachment follies suspended until they know Barr's next move.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (zBaqJ)

I don't think they really understood how Trump was going to hang Ukraine around their necks like some cursed albatross.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 04:30 PM (Z3XQO)

204 YOU were part of the Otter Man Empire???
Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

LOL. That's cute.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2019 04:30 PM (j0JAA)

205 Nelson Muntzdela? *shakes head in awe and wonderment*

Posted by: Regular joe at October 16, 2019 04:30 PM (6/uwW)

206 Wait, otters eat orphans?!?!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 16, 2019 04:28 PM (87EdW)


They'll have to fight me for them!

Posted by: Alexandra Odonkeyface Cortez at October 16, 2019 04:30 PM (LISuA)

207 What is going on?
Posted by: LASue


Nothing. That's just it.

IG Report release date just got kicked back #TwoWeeks.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:27 PM (Qq3ZN)

Oh. I saw that yesterday. Some BS about redacted classified stuff that to me means democrats need more time to gin up an impeachable scandal.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

208 192
Hors d otter

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 16, 2019 04:30 PM (8Unxl)

209 The press must be have a melt down. Trump fingers Obama as a culprit and they have to decide whether to ask Obama for a response.

"Say, where IS Obama, lately?"

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 04:30 PM (1+J19)

210 Indictments? Shirley, you jest.

Too big, looks like we are going after our political opponents, just politics.... what other excuse do you want?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2019 04:30 PM (dNzKv)

211
I wonder when Obama's people realized that Cankles was gonna lose it.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 04:29 PM (c9LgJ)

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When Ohio was called.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:30 PM (8XRCm)

212 this couldn't have been corrupt, because the international community wanted it.

And apparently anything the international community wants is non-corrupt.
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And I pointed out that it must mean that there were WMD in Iraq then. Because the "entire world" agreed with Bush that there was.

Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 04:30 PM (DuZls)

213 112
Burisma's website says its directors are the most knowlegeable leaders in the field.



They include Alan Apter, 27 years at Morgan Stanley, Troiika
Dialogue, etc., Alexander Kwasnieski, the former president of Poland,
Joseph Black, the former CIA director of counterintelligence group, and
some hottie tasked with cooperation with investors.



+ Hunter Biden.



Hmmm.



One of these things is not like the others. .


is it the hottie?

Posted by: Anachronda at October 16, 2019 04:31 PM (sGtp+)

214 Is this why Pelosi came out a day or so back and said an impeachment vote will not be scheduled?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 16, 2019 04:31 PM (kUmUV)

215 It's almost like we're right on everything -- and they are wrong on every.single.thing every.single.time.


And yet, they persisted ...

Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 04:31 PM (Y/Czk)

216 Helloooooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 04:31 PM (NWiLs)

217 >those are RIVER OTTERS



River otters are weasels. nasty, aggressive creatures.



please do try to keep up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)


River otters are in the same genus as sea otters and are not in any way related to weasels, stoats, or surprise anal.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 16, 2019 04:31 PM (sjdRT)

218 214 Is this why Pelosi came out a day or so back and said an impeachment vote will not be scheduled?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 16, 2019 04:31 PM (kUmUV)


Bingo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:31 PM (zBaqJ)

219 The way to kick this off is a pre dawn raid with the news media filming it. Let's go full Weismanntard just to mark our territory. Oh, and an amphibious unit in support.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 04:32 PM (yRAFu)

220 what was the setting for this congressional testimony? I thought this came from the dems secret kangaroo court. Was this information extracted by a republican in congress?
Posted by: DanMan


The information was kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnall's back porch.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:32 PM (Qq3ZN)

221
My people used to ride otters into war..
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading


Daughters rode otters on the waters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2019 04:32 PM (aKsyK)

222 The way to kick this off is a pre dawn raid with the news media filming it. Let's go full Weismanntard just to mark our territory.

Oh, and an amphibious unit in support.
Posted by: Puddin Head


River Otter Division

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:33 PM (Qq3ZN)

223 Daughters rode otters on the waters.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
>>
Nautical branch

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:33 PM (NTkSq)

224 199 https://www.gq.com/story/hannah-gadsby-why-men-should-be-more-ladylike
-----
If mainsplaining is bad..... femprimanding is dreadful.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:29 PM (8XRCm)

I would love to see that article with the word "men" replaced by "Lesbians".

"Why Lesbians should be more ladylike." There, print THAT one!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 04:33 PM (Kpl3J)

225 I just saw that Barack tweeted a glowing endorsement of Blackface Trudeau for re election.

===
Just another time Preezy Shit Midas interfered in another country's elections. IMPEACH!!!!

Nope, an Obama endorsement is a kiss of death to any politician or business.

===
If I had a Canadian son he would look just like Justin Trudeau, from time to time.

Posted by: B. O'Bama at October 16, 2019 04:33 PM (mwIW1)

226 163
pffft



Posted by: nurse ratched>>
Careful. Let's not escalate.


do not taunt happy fun pouncinatrix

Posted by: Anachronda at October 16, 2019 04:34 PM (sGtp+)

227
**taps chin**


I wonder if Ace ever gets frustrated when he puts up a perfectly well thought out post on a cogent current event topic and the horde wanders off blabbling about surprise anal and otters.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:34 PM (8XRCm)

228 Chuck: Mommy mommy! Donnie called Nanzi a third rate politician!

And then he pants her!

Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2019 04:34 PM (Y274z)

229 -
--
SURPRISE!!!!


Posted by: Anal Otter at October 16, 2019 04:29 PM

-------------------------------------

NO ONE EXPECTS THE ANAL OTTER INQUISITION!!

Posted by: Monty Otter's Flying Anal Circus at October 16, 2019 04:34 PM (pMGkg)

230 I wonder if Ace ever gets frustrated when he puts up
a perfectly well thought out post on a cogent current event topic and
the horde wanders off blabbling about surprise anal and otters.

Posted by: fixerupper>>
I think sometimes he just sits back to see how far it will go.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:35 PM (NTkSq)

231 While we wait for reports and arrests, Hillary's DeepState friends are giving health advice to witnesses.

twitter link, movie clip
https://tinyurl.com/y3e8kfre

Posted by: illiniwek at October 16, 2019 04:35 PM (Cus5s)

232 #227 There's no surprise more surprising than surprise anal.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 16, 2019 04:35 PM (Y274z)

233 I think sometimes he just sits back to see how far it will go.

We don't have that problem over here!

Posted by: HotAir.com at October 16, 2019 04:35 PM (1+J19)

234 >>Oh. I saw that yesterday. Some BS about redacted classified stuff that to me means democrats need more time to gin up an impeachable scandal.

Exactly. Horowitz is an Obama plant and he is working with Schiff to impeach Trump!

Or maybe not.



Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2019 04:36 PM (ZLI7S)

235 When Ohio was called.

I don't know. Seems like it was way earlier. Supposedly, some brave soul risked getting his skull cracked with a flying ashtray and told Hellary the truth: i.e. that her internals were shit, right around the time she filmed the "WHy AMi NoT fIftY PoINts AheAD, YoU mAy Ask???" ad.

And Strozk and Page were worried as hell in August and coordinating with JugEars/ValJar at that point.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 04:36 PM (c9LgJ)

236 203 168 Schiff-for-Brains and Palsi are freaked. Impeachment follies suspended until they know Barr's next move.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:24 PM (zBaqJ)

I don't think they really understood how Trump was going to hang Ukraine around their necks like some cursed albatross.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 04:30 PM (Z3XQO)

I think you're both right - as of Friday, Schiff looked like he had this all teed up, ready to go full speed ahead. That's certainly how the MSM treated it all weekend. And suddenly - full dead stop, no explanations. Quite a shift.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 04:36 PM (Kpl3J)

237 Are Manatees just lazy fat otters? They have wiskers.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 04:36 PM (yRAFu)

238 ... Joseph Black, the former CIA director of
counterintelligence group ...


_________



He was great in "High Fidelity" and "School of Rock."

Posted by: ShainS at October 16, 2019 04:36 PM (Y/Czk)

239 Trump ripped Jonathan Karl for the fake Kentucky gun range footage they claimed was Syria.

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:37 PM (zBaqJ)

240 Are Manatees just lazy fat otters? They have wiskers.

Posted by: Puddin Head>>
No feetses. Otters must have feetses.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:37 PM (NTkSq)

241 INSOM!

they're being mean to me! and stealing my schtick!

*wiggles butt*
*head bobs*
*twitches*

*POUNCE!*
*SEIZE!*

*SMOOOOOOOOOCH!*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2019 04:37 PM (d7Ww2)

242 227


**taps chin**





I wonder if Ace ever gets frustrated when he puts up a perfectly
well thought out post on a cogent current event topic and the horde
wanders off blabbling about surprise anal and otters.


probably just disappointed because he was expecting bewbs.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 16, 2019 04:37 PM (sGtp+)

243 Great photos of E. Warren riding her horse.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3bruq9r

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 16, 2019 04:37 PM (LISuA)

244 227
**taps chin**


I wonder if Ace ever gets frustrated when he puts up a perfectly well thought out post on a cogent current event topic and the horde wanders off blabbling about surprise anal and otters.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:34 PM (8XRCm)

You seem to be assuming that ace reads the comments.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2019 04:38 PM (RD7QR)

245 I wonder when Obama's people realized that Cankles was gonna lose it.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 04:29 PM (c9LgJ)

------

When Ohio was called.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
-------

When Hillary's emails were found on Carlos Dangers laptop?

Posted by: WisRich at October 16, 2019 04:38 PM (G0vdT)

246 I wonder if Ace ever gets frustrated when he puts up a perfectly well thought out post on a cogent current event topic and the horde wanders off blabbling about surprise anal and otters.

Posted by: fixerupper


I think sometimes he just sits back to see how far it will go.
Posted by: FrodoB


*snort.
(About both)

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:38 PM (Qq3ZN)

247 According to Joe, he is feeling pretty good about his debate performance last night. so, in addition to being a liar, he is also delusional.
Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 04:10 PM (a0IVu)


He's always been dumb as fuck and Exhibit A of the worthlessness of the GOP for not forcefully pointing that out.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 16, 2019 04:38 PM (y7DUB)

248 236 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 04:36 PM (Kpl3J)

I think, or hope, Barr is playing this one very close to the vest.

That said, no matter what happens, I think the Dems have painted themselves into a Stalingrad-like situation with this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:38 PM (zBaqJ)

249

Beto is the back end of a furry otter costume

Posted by: Little Billy at October 16, 2019 04:38 PM (UFLLM)

250 The ghost of Andrew Breitbart reads the comments and smiles

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2019 04:38 PM (KNsKs)

251 probably just disappointed because he was expecting bewbs.
Posted by: Anachronda


Otters have bewbs. Little furry bewbs.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:38 PM (Qq3ZN)

252 Beto is the back end of a furry otter costume



Posted by: Little Billy
>>NOW you've gone too far!

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:39 PM (NTkSq)

253 I wonder if Ace ever gets frustrated when he puts up a perfectly well thought out post on a cogent current event topic and the horde wanders off blabbling about surprise anal and otters.

Posted by: fixerupper


I saw Surprise Anal Otters open for the The Stranglers at the Mudd Club in '79.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:39 PM (zBaqJ)

254 Is this why Pelosi came out a day or so back and said an impeachment vote will not be scheduled?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 16, 2019 04:31 PM (kUmUV)


Bingo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 1

Whoa. I would ask what her excuse was, but no doubt it was a lie wrapped in deception inside a whole lot of BS

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

255

Don't worry I have a pretty small dick.

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 16, 2019 04:40 PM (UFLLM)

256 i am shocked shocked there is gambling in here

Posted by: eleven at October 16, 2019 04:40 PM (tH5fk)

257 245 I wonder when Obama's people realized that Cankles was gonna lose it.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 04:29 PM (c9LgJ)
-----------------
It looks like the insurance policy was underway as early as March 2016. Maybe even earlier. It wasn't too hard to look at Hillary and realize your gonna need a bigger boat to sell that belching whale.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 04:40 PM (yRAFu)

258 Is this why Pelosi came out a day or so back and said an impeachment vote will not be scheduled?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 16, 2019 04:31 PM (kUmUV)


Bingo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 1

Whoa. I would ask what her excuse was, but no doubt it was a lie wrapped in deception inside a whole lot of BS
Posted by: LASue


She doesn't have the numbers.
She never did have the numbers.
But the party base wants it. Now.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:41 PM (Qq3ZN)

259 Is the "international community" anything like the International Olympic Committee? Or the International Football Federation (FIFA)? Or the UN Oil For Food program? Or UNICEF? Cause I've heard those things are a smidgen corrupted.

Posted by: Brown Hornet at October 16, 2019 04:41 PM (l7udz)

260 Biden is so stupid yet he beat Ryan in a debate. That's how retarded Ryan turned out to be.

Posted by: NCKate at October 16, 2019 04:41 PM (rx1QH)

261 Some BS about redacted classified stuff that to me means democrats need more time to gin up an impeachable scandal.

Or declassifying stuff so as NOT to redact anything. Trump has trumped them before with that move.

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2019 04:41 PM (jyVW0)

262 The international community can bite my non-furry butt.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 04:41 PM (Boy/L)

263 Remember the 25th Amendment?

Wiley Coyote lost again.

Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2019 04:42 PM (Y274z)

264 Biden is so stupid yet he beat Ryan in a debate. That's how retarded Ryan turned out to be.

Posted by: NCKate at October 16, 2019 04:41 PM (rx1QH)


Stolen.

Posted by: Comrade Bernie at October 16, 2019 04:42 PM (LISuA)

265 254
Whoa. I would ask what her excuse was, but no doubt it was a lie wrapped in deception inside a whole lot of BS
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:39 PM (Ed8Zd)


Ukraine and Russia Collusion are intertwined insofar as one is the extension of the other with virtually all the same players. PLUS... you have the added bonus of Democrat and GOP-e anti-Trump graft tied up with the coup attempt.

This isn't a hornet's nest, it's the nuclear pile at Chernobyl about to blow. Ironic given where Chernobyl is located.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:42 PM (zBaqJ)

266 I think it would be hilarious if all of Schiff's "secret witnesses" were called up by the Senate and asked the same questions. In public hearings. Would kind of force the house material into the open lest the witness get asked int he future:


"Were you lying then or are you lying now?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 04:42 PM (Z3XQO)

267 Otters have bewbs. Little furry bewbs.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:38 PM (Qq3ZN)

-----

Those are called utters.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:42 PM (8XRCm)

268 rump ripped Jonathan Karl for the fake Kentucky gun range footage they claimed was Syria.

Heh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:37 PM (zBaqJ)

How did someone figure out that was really Kentucky?

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

269 Is the "international community" anything like the International Olympic Committee? Or the International Football Federation (FIFA)? Or the UN Oil For Food program? Or UNICEF? Cause I've heard those things are a smidgen corrupted.
Posted by: Brown Hornet


EPA
FEMA
Red Cross
UN

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:42 PM (Qq3ZN)

270 That said, no matter what happens, I think the Dems have painted themselves into a Stalingrad-like situation with this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


They're used to being able to bluff with a nothing hand and win. Trump called the bluff, and rather than take the loss, they keep trying to escalate to make him back down, while still holding the same garbage hand with an eight high while Trump holds a flush.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Pixy don't like character codes in nics
at October 16, 2019 04:42 PM (AM1GF)

271 late to the comments and its all anal again..

Posted by: IC at October 16, 2019 04:42 PM (a0IVu)

272 260 Biden is so stupid yet he beat Ryan in a debate. That's how retarded Ryan turned out to be.
Posted by: NCKate at October 16, 2019 04:41 PM (rx1QH)
-----------

I'm not sure Ryan was really into the whole VP thing.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 16, 2019 04:43 PM (qC1Sy)

273 264 Biden is so stupid yet he beat Ryan in a debate. That's how retarded Ryan turned out to be.

Posted by: NCKate at October 16, 2019 04:41 PM (rx1QH)


Stolen.
Posted by: Comrade Bernie at October 16, 2019 04:42 PM (LISuA)


Ryan wasn't stupid. He took a dive as per his instructions from Globalist Inc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:43 PM (zBaqJ)

274 right around the time she filmed the "WHy AMi NoT fIftY PoINts AheAD, YoU mAy Ask???" ad.

That ad is still the most amazing thing that hectoring crone has ever done, even worse than the deplorables comment. Why that fat guinea slob, Palmieri, didn't quit her campaign on the spot illustrates what low self esteem mutants flock to The Beast.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 16, 2019 04:43 PM (y7DUB)

275 Wile E. Coyote

Posted by: eleven at October 16, 2019 04:43 PM (tH5fk)

276 How did someone figure out that was really Kentucky?

Posted by: LASue


Probably someone recognized it who'd actually been there. Unlike the vast majority of the media.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Pixy don't like character codes in nics
at October 16, 2019 04:43 PM (AM1GF)

277 >>Ukraine and Russia Collusion are intertwined insofar as one is the extension of the other with virtually all the same players. PLUS... you have the added bonus of Democrat and GOP-e anti-Trump graft tied up with the coup attempt.

>>This isn't a hornet's nest, it's the nuclear pile at Chernobyl about to blow. Ironic given where Chernobyl is located.

But I was told nothing is happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2019 04:43 PM (ZLI7S)

278 #260 No way Ryan was going to do anything but spike the football.

Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2019 04:43 PM (Y274z)

279 268
How did someone figure out that was really Kentucky?
Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

IIRC, the actual gun range owner called it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:43 PM (zBaqJ)

280 I wonder if Ace ever gets frustrated when he puts up a perfectly well thought out post on a cogent current event topic and the horde wanders off blabbling about surprise anal and otters.

Posted by: fixerupper

People actually read the posts?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 16, 2019 04:44 PM (xV2sI)

281 How did someone figure out that was really Kentucky?
Posted by: LASue


Because they had been there/seen it before, most likely.

Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot is famous in the gun culture. People watch the YouTube videos religiously.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:44 PM (Qq3ZN)

282 Wouldn't it be perfect if we learn the CIA whistleblower, Eric Ciaramella, helped the Ukrainian, Serhiy Leshchenko, create the Black Ledger that initiated the investigation into Manafort.

Posted by: Ever at October 16, 2019 04:44 PM (ZZDMQ)

283 It should be a hangable offense to use the words "Beto is a Furry"!

It's a ROOOOssia plot.

*Spittle flying*
*Hands shaking*

Posted by: Danang Dick at October 16, 2019 04:44 PM (DuZls)

284 Oh shit!

McConnell has gone straight to the triple-dog dare!

Says he wants the Senate trial by Christmas.

Meaning, Dems can't drag this out like they'd hoped

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 16, 2019 04:44 PM (8ddIr)

285 Cut a deal with the DOJ, Quid Pro Joe, before it is too late for your crackhead son.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 04:44 PM (jYnPD)

286 13 The anal otter is getting out of hand.
Posted by: joncelli
--------------------------------

It's getting out of hand and will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (k3F6P)

287 What kind of a cuck do you have to be to let Joe Fucking Biden embarrass you in front of the world?

Posted by: eleven at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (tH5fk)

288 I wonder if Ace ever gets frustrated when he puts up a perfectly well thought out post on a cogent current event topic and the horde wanders off blabbling about surprise anal and otters.

It only showed that one time.

Longbows.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (Boy/L)

289 It's always anal, in the end...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (UFLLM)

290 Why aren't I getting 50 bucks for head, you might ask.

Posted by: Kamala at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (DuZls)

291


Like Beatoff said, these are friends that we need to cultivate relationships with because Trump has screwed everything up.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (lg/F7)

292 It's getting out of hand and will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Puddleglum>>
Otters are very resiliant

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (NTkSq)

293 Was that wrong to take the money, cause if it was I didn't know.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Stink Eye at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (ymnmz)

294 284 Oh shit!

McConnell has gone straight to the triple-dog dare!

Says he wants the Senate trial by Christmas.

Meaning, Dems can't drag this out like they'd hoped
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 16, 2019 04:44 PM (8ddIr)

-------------

War turtle is best turtle.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (qC1Sy)

295 281
How did someone figure out that was really Kentucky?

Posted by: LASue





Because they had been there/seen it before, most likely.



Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot is famous in the gun culture. People watch the YouTube videos religiously.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:44 PM (Qq3ZN)

This. Had I seen the ABC report, I would have recognized it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (jYnPD)

296 late to the comments and its all anal again..


Moose out front....

Posted by: eleven at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (tH5fk)

297
Is the "international community" anything like the International Olympic Committee?

I don't know but a large portion of them seem to spend their days in uninsured vehicles weaving all over US city streets.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 04:46 PM (c9LgJ)

298 243 Great photos of E. Warren riding her horse.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3bruq9r

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever
---------
Nope, not gonna do it. Just not gonna do it.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 16, 2019 04:46 PM (8SR1L)

299 292 It's getting out of hand and will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Puddleglum>>
Otters are very resiliant
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (NTkSq)


"Ugh!"

- - Richard Gere's sigmoid

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:46 PM (zBaqJ)

300 "How did someone figure out that was really Kentucky?"

The 100% tracer rounds? The Hollywood style gasoline fireballs?

Posted by: Chris M at October 16, 2019 04:46 PM (eAZVt)

301 McConnell has gone straight to the triple-dog dare!

Says he wants the Senate trial by Christmas.


Next up, Pelosi will say something about the constitutional sanctity of the process. That they haven't voted on.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 04:46 PM (Boy/L)

302 War turtle is best turtle.

Posted by: blake>>
Probably was an otter rider in a past life.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:46 PM (NTkSq)

303 How did someone figure out that was really Kentucky?
Posted by: LASue


Because they had been there/seen it before, most likely.

Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot is famous in the gun culture. People watch the YouTube videos religiously.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:44 PM (Qq3ZN)


Awww. After watching the video, I'd sure like to visit.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:46 PM (Ed8Zd)

304 "Daddy, what did you during the AOSHQ Anal Otter War?"

"I tried not to get surprised."

Posted by: Boswell at October 16, 2019 04:46 PM (32YRo)

305
Moose out front....
Posted by: eleven at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (tH5fk)

-----

.... has an otter up its butt.


SURPRISE!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at October 16, 2019 04:47 PM (8XRCm)

306 Kentucky has amazing caverns and shit such as that.

Posted by: eleven at October 16, 2019 04:47 PM (tH5fk)

307 "I tried not to get surprised."





Posted by: Boswell>>Lost it.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:47 PM (NTkSq)

308 241 INSOM!

they're being mean to me! and stealing my schtick!

*wiggles butt*
*head bobs*
*twitches*

*POUNCE!*
*SEIZE!*

*SMOOOOOOOOOCH!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2019 04:37 PM (d7Ww2)

Ooohhhh, YEAH, that's what I'm talkin' about!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2019 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

309 In "I Robot", VIKI spoke for "the international community". Today we can just ask Alexa or Siri or Cortana what the community thinks, since they listen to all of us. We can trust them, they're just fair and balanced computers.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 16, 2019 04:47 PM (Cus5s)

310 287 What kind of a cuck do you have to be to let Joe Fucking Biden embarrass you in front of the world?
Posted by: eleven at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (tH5fk)


Well-paid. In a year or two, the Media will be going on and on about how even though they opposed Ryan, he really is a great guy now.

See: Bolton, John

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:47 PM (zBaqJ)

311 301 McConnell has gone straight to the triple-dog dare!

Says he wants the Senate trial by Christmas.

Next up, Pelosi will say something about the constitutional sanctity of the process. That they haven't voted on.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 04:46 PM (Boy/L)
------------

Heh. Pelosi: "Why is Mitch trying to rush this!!!"

Posted by: WisRich at October 16, 2019 04:47 PM (G0vdT)

312 270 That said, no matter what happens, I think the Dems have painted themselves into a Stalingrad-like situation with this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

They're used to being able to bluff with a nothing hand and win. Trump called the bluff, and rather than take the loss, they keep trying to escalate to make him back down, while still holding the same garbage hand with an eight high while Trump holds a flush.
Posted by: Brother Cavil

but if you read lefty news sites (even Yahoo News) you will see that it is full of pieces like "TRUMP FORCED TO RESIGN BY CHRISTMAS!!!" and crap like that. The prog base truly believes it is about to happen, they've been PROMISED it will happen!!! And they're sick of waiting. If Pelosi plays Lucy and snatches the football away from them after they thought they had it in the bag, they're going to explode!

But if she does go through with it, she loses any hope of contesting the 2020 election. Yep, Stalingrad - she advanced too far, and can't retreat out of a bad situation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 04:47 PM (Kpl3J)

313 "Daddy, what did you during the AOSHQ Anal Otter War?"

"I tried not to get surprised."

Posted by: Boswell at October 16, 2019 04:46 PM (32YRo)

Noice!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 16, 2019 04:47 PM (xPJvm)

314 Ryan ket himself get beat up and intimidated by retard strength because he is a cuck who thinks it is dishonorable to fight back.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2019 04:47 PM (KNsKs)

315 Those are called utters.

threadwinner!

Posted by: mikeyG at October 16, 2019 04:48 PM (c9LgJ)

316 What kind of a cuck do you have to be to let Joe Fucking Biden embarrass you in front of the world?
Posted by: eleven at October 16, 2019 04:45 PM (tH5fk)


Once Ryan learned the ins and outs of federal budgeting while sitting on Barney's frank, he was ruined for life.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 16, 2019 04:48 PM (y7DUB)

317
Joe Biden: "So, how should I handle this Ukraine deal?"

Barack: "Make 'em an offer they can't refuse."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 04:48 PM (LxqES)

318 Ooohhhh, YEAH, that's what I'm talkin' about!

Posted by: Insomniac>>Hey, we did our part.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 16, 2019 04:48 PM (NTkSq)

319 Otters have been known to murder their rape victims and to continue to copulate with their dead victim for as long as a week.

California law protects the otters.

Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2019 04:48 PM (Y274z)

320 ABC's "apology" was lame, at best.

Posted by: LASue at October 16, 2019 04:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

321 Nood.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 16, 2019 04:48 PM (qC1Sy)

322 I wish I could come back as a sea otter.

You're wiggly enough already

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2019 04:48 PM (KZzsI)

323 Ryan is our Fredo.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2019 04:48 PM (yRAFu)

324 Awww. After watching the video, I'd sure like to visit.
Posted by: LASue


The shoot is a whole weekend. They have day and night shoots. Nighttime is more impressive for downrange. Daytime is better for seeing the actual machine guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2019 04:49 PM (MjyI6)

325 Great photos of E. Warren riding her horse.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3bruq9r

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever

Do girls actually give their toys names?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 16, 2019 04:49 PM (xV2sI)

326 The Kentucky Syria bombing is almost as bad as the Boston Globe's porn outtakes Abu Ghraib prison photos.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 16, 2019 04:49 PM (9fNWb)

327 I just got here

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2019 04:49 PM (ZCEU2)

328 The 100% tracer rounds? The Hollywood style gasoline fireballs?"

I hope Ben Had has some exploding gasoline fireballs set up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 04:49 PM (Kpl3J)

329 312
But if she does go through with it, she loses any hope of contesting the 2020 election. Yep, Stalingrad - she advanced too far, and can't retreat out of a bad situation.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2019 04:47 PM (Kpl3J)


Manstein will come. Oh, wait a second...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:49 PM (zBaqJ)

330 In good news for the Dispatch, it is proud to announce only 5 million web sites in the United States are more popular than its site.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 16, 2019 04:50 PM (LISuA)

331 326 The Kentucky Syria bombing is almost as bad as the Boston Globe's porn outtakes Abu Ghraib prison photos.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 16, 2019 04:49 PM (9fNWb)


"Pfft!"

- - NBC exploding SUV gas tanks & Zimmermann 911 call.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2019 04:50 PM (zBaqJ)

332 At this point can we really say that any of this is a surprise?

Biden, Otters, or anything else.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 16, 2019 04:50 PM (EPzH/)

333
But if she does go through with it, she loses any hope of contesting the 2020 election. Yep, Stalingrad - she advanced too far, and can't retreat out of a bad situation.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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She started the fire, passively, by allowing this to happen. Let's see if she can control it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 04:51 PM (LxqES)

334 294 284 Oh shit!

McConnell has gone straight to the triple-dog dare!

Says he wants the Senate trial by Christmas.

Meaning, Dems can't drag this out like they'd hoped
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories

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War turtle is best turtle.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
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No no no Cocaine Mitch.. You need to keep letting them step all over their dicks as long as they are eagerly doing so... don't allow Nanzi the to wipe the egg off of their faces as this is the only play they have.. waaaaaaaaaah, Orange Man Bad so we must impeach impeach impeach is not playing well at all across a large portion of this Great Nation of ours so why draw a line in the sand.

Unless of course you triple dog dared them to do it of STFU - then maybe it'll cause an instant reaction of "oh yes we will and you can't stop us"... oh I see says the blind man to his deaf daughter.


Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 16, 2019 04:51 PM (8SR1L)

335 Also recall that several senators have already said, "if the House doesn't vote, it's not Impeachment and we will not dignify that farce."

Meaning, McConnell just told Nancy she has to hold a vote

The Dems have been promising us literal tons of evidence of Trump's high crimes and misdemeanors for over three years now

Watch the sudden shift to "we need more time!!!!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 16, 2019 04:51 PM (8ddIr)

336 Cavuto should be the next asswipe to go.

Posted by: dartist at October 16, 2019 04:52 PM (K22Va)

337 309
In "I Robot", VIKI spoke for "the international community". Today we can
just ask Alexa or Siri or Cortana what the community thinks, since they
listen to all of us. We can trust them, they're just fair and balanced
computers.


Posted by: illiniwek at October 16, 2019 04:47 PM (Cus5s)

But they are programmed by computer nerds who are all on the spectrum with extremely poor social skills and highly developed revenge fantasies.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 04:52 PM (Z3XQO)

338 - - NBC exploding SUV gas tanks & Zimmermann 911 call.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Unintended acceleration! Audi's run amok!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 04:52 PM (LxqES)

339 No no no Cocaine Mitch.. You need to keep letting them step all over their dicks as long as they are eagerly doing so...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 16, 2019 04:51 PM (8SR1L)
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Agree. Who knows what landmines Trump has planted for these imbeciles?

Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2019 04:53 PM (DuZls)

340 106 And people wonder why the Democrats want to keep all of their impeachment inquiry secret. If it truly was going to be damaging to Trump they would be holding the hearings in a collosseum, the better to give the booing public a view and for themselves to preen.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2019 04:14 PM (Z3XQO)

And Madame DeFarge. Would be in the front row, knitting the names of the accused into her work.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 16, 2019 04:53 PM (1hhNr)

341 The Dems have been promising us literal tons of evidence of Trump's high crimes and misdemeanors for over three years now ...
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Conclusive evidence!

Posted by: Adam Schiff at October 16, 2019 04:54 PM (LxqES)

342 311
301 McConnell has gone straight to the triple-dog dare!



Says he wants the Senate trial by Christmas.



Next up, Pelosi will say something about the constitutional sanctity of the process. That they haven't voted on.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 16, 2019 04:46 PM (Boy/L)

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Heh. Pelosi: "Why is Mitch trying to rush this!!!"

Posted by: WisRich at October 16, 2019 04:47 PM (G0vdT)


Yeah I heard San Fran Nan likes the slow jam.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Stink Eye at October 16, 2019 04:56 PM (ymnmz)

343 338
- - NBC exploding SUV gas tanks Zimmermann 911 call.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

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Unintended acceleration! Audi's run amok!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2019 04:52 PM (LxqES)


What? No Love?

Posted by: Flashing Time's New Roman Font at October 16, 2019 04:57 PM (ymnmz)

344 I just saw that Barack tweeted a glowing endorsement of Blackface Trudeau for re election.

It's his socks. Our former mincing ponce of a POTUS thinks those socks are fabulous and that sealed his endorsement.

Posted by: Cheri at October 16, 2019 04:59 PM (oiNtH)

345 Knob Hill Gun Range. West Point, KY.

Public can shoot a variety of full auto military weapons. 2 times a year. Bring $$.

It's a blast. Literally.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2019 05:02 PM (3H9h1)

346 Obama and Biden belong in Prison doing life for their crimes this smells worst then a dead skunk on the Interstate in July

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 16, 2019 05:05 PM (wGqjj)

347 I pointed out mr z's connections all through out Europe, typified by the annual energy coference in Monaco, maybe blackmail is involved,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 16, 2019 05:07 PM (x+C/t)

348 Public can shoot a variety of full auto military weapons. 2 times a year. Bring $$.

It's a blast. Literally.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2019 05:02 PM (3H9h1)

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Looks like we're going to have to up our game.

Posted by: TxMoMee at October 16, 2019 05:07 PM (RU4sa)

349 abc altered the video feed in the police station at Sanford, the one responsible ended up the correspondent in la.

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 16, 2019 05:08 PM (x+C/t)

350 >>Otters have bewbs. Little furry bewbs.
Posted by: rickb223

Can you milk them?

Posted by: Jack Byrnes at October 16, 2019 05:19 PM (2cuLk)

351 Wait?!

You mean the online trolls repeating that were LYING?

Posted by: MAGA at October 16, 2019 05:39 PM (I5LRE)

352 They're used to being able to bluff with a nothing hand and win. Trump called the bluff, and rather than take the loss, they keep trying to escalate to make him back down, while still holding the same garbage hand with an eight high while Trump holds a flush.
Posted by: Brother Cavil

Not only that, they are holding the cards backwards, and trump can see them. They keep raising anyway.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at October 16, 2019 05:39 PM (noE+3)

353 Exactly. Horowitz is an Obama plant and he is working with Schiff to impeach Trump!

Or maybe not.



Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2019 04:36 PM (ZLI7S)

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Considering all your prognostication of the other IG reports led to nowhere, your not very believable.

Posted by: MAGA at October 16, 2019 05:54 PM (I5LRE)

354 Baby Trudeau live in Otterwa,and they are related to Beavers and Justin Beavers has the same lame name as Mr T'deau and they Hunter both species two of the above chop down trees,one whilst wearing Luberjack shirts and womens' clothes which brings us back to Obama see six degrees of Bacon separation Mmmm Bacon and beaver...D'oh a dear.

Posted by: saf at October 16, 2019 06:04 PM (5IHGB)

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