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Governor Andrew Cuomo Uses the Full N-Word, Hard R, In Radio Interview

An entire family of Fredos.

Gov. Cuomo dropped the N-word during a live radio interview Tuesday while quoting an op-ed about the use of slurs against Italian-Americans.

“They used an expression that southern Italians were called, I believe they were saying southern Italians, Sicilians -- I'm half Sicilian -- were called, quote-unquote and pardon my language, but I’m just quoting the [New York] Times:'‘n]-wops.' N-word wops, as a derogatory comment," Cuomo said, saying the inflammatory epithet in its entirety.

There's a lot of scrambling in the Democrat Party to get to the top of the progressive stack. That's why so many whites are discovering they're actually "gender fluid." It moves them from the bottom to the top of the progressive stack with one declaration.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:10 PM




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1 OT: first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:10 PM (q80AH)

2
dammit

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 01:11 PM (M9ntN)

3 One of Cindy Lauper's less well known songs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (AwI0L)

4 Meep meep

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (vBYPO)

5

Is Andy gender fluid?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (aKsyK)

6 I identify as First, and it's hate speech to say otherwise.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (KUaJL)

7 I was teaching English in Italy, and I watched a student tell his English teacher (I was observing the class) his theory on the use of the n-word.

"It doesn't matter if I was Niger," he said, pronouncing the n-word like the country, "as long as I don't mean wrong. They should not get mad at me for saying Niger as long as I do not insult them."

Oh, and Italians are generally really, really racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (q80AH)

8 Top 10

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (NTkSq)

9 SURPRISE!!!

you-know-who.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (mEAAs)

10 Fredo must have watched True Romance last night.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (AFSld)

11 Oh, and Italians are generally really, really racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (q80AH)


So are liberals.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (aS1PU)

12 This just... has ANYONE ever used that term? Anywhere? Before this idiot?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (KZzsI)

13 Non-Political Reality: This is a direct quote of a once-common expression that appears to have been uttered in context. No foul.

Political Reality: Burn the motherfucker down to the waterline over this. Unacceptable racism *and* appropriation of racial hatred from an oppressed group.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (I2dne)

14 So Cuomo is a gender fluid Sicilian furry N-word WOP Hispanic tranny? Does he think they'll go for that in Queens?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (RD7QR)

15 Top of the progressive stack is illegal alien. Muslim is #2. Eventually they will be 1 but illegals are more useful right now.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (sliVX)

16 At least he didn't surprise anal Megyn Kelly at the Ritz.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (vBYPO)

17 Looks more like he was quoting the NYT using the word. So shouldn't it be the Times that gets nailed over using it? I'd be tingling with schadenfreude either way.

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (786Ro)

18 The power of demonratium will protect him !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (wscsn)

19 It's funny to see Cuomo, governor son of another governor, trying to wedge his way into a victim group.

Posted by: Caliban at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (qEujL)

20 14 Non-Political Reality: This is a direct quote of a once-common expression that appears to have been uttered in context. No foul.

Political Reality: Burn the motherfucker down to the waterline over this. Unacceptable racism *and* appropriation of racial hatred from an oppressed group.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:13 PM (I2dne)

==========

How history will remember: Cuomo was re-elected governor of New York.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (q80AH)

21 So that makes you...part eggplant.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (oZ6kz)

22
Believe me, I cannot abide by the Cuomos but using the Trigger minus TR plus N word in a purely clinical context should not be controversial or a moral sin.

This language crap is hideous. The fact that I had to that cutesy-wootsy crap with the "N" word (puke) is a travesty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (zBaqJ)

23

They didn't bleep out the w-word.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (aKsyK)

24 So the Guv'ner is saying what a victim he is?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (oVJmc)

25 I'm identify as an illegal alien from Qo'nos.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (J+mig)

26 What'd that guinea say now?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (9QJeV)

27 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

28 Because it's only raycissss when YOU do it.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

29 tbh, i can't get all worked up over this. but i know the left will, so i'll just sit back and enjoy my popcorn and try and figure out a way to use this to drive down Dem GotV efforts...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (8D42x)

30
Chris, it was the Slimes.

The guy's an ass, but why he's getting heat over this is puzzling.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (mEAAs)

31 Didn't Andy's girlfriend give him the heave-ho recently? He might be just a tad backed up, and is consequently losing his marbles.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 01:15 PM (LISuA)

32 The irony is most African-Americans in New York won't hold this against them. Leftism is stronger than skin color.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (AFSld)

33 He's still Fredo in my mind.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (68SQp)

34
Italians


When dago crazy.... DAGO CRAZY.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (8XRCm)

35 The oil in my car is fluid. Sometimes it's 10 weight, sometimes 30.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (bPVFb)

36 It's a word.. I can't imagine having a conversation about a word, without saying the damn word!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (so+oy)

37 Gov. Cuomo dropped the N-word during a live radio interview Tuesday while quoting an op-ed about the use of slurs against Italian-Americans.

BFD.

Can everyone just get over himself now? Sheesh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (YqDXo)

38 That's not a nice thing to say about Black Kojak.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

39
"These wop dago guinea greaseball goombahs don't hold a candle to my kraut-mick friends."

- - Jack Woltz, Woltz Int'l Pictures

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (zBaqJ)

40 Willowed:

"Apparently the cable shows are praising Elijah Cummings for helping pass the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

He was twelve years old.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (dBiBP)"

He was a prodigy, like our own ace, who started this blog at a similar age.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (oZ6kz)

41 Hey Andy! Those comments are deSPICable!

Posted by: Caliban at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (qEujL)

42 Any politician who uses the N-word in any context is insane. It doesn't matter if you are quoting someone else. How can he not know this?

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (eAZVt)

43 At least he didn't surprise anal Megyn Kelly at the Ritz.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (vBYPO)


That you KNOW of.....

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

44 That's why so many whites are discovering they're actually "gender fluid." It moves them from the bottom to the top of the progressive stack with one declaration.

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Well, it's not quite that simple, but it helps:

https://tinyurl.com/y97355yt

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (AzW6q)

45

Whuuuddayagonnadoo ?

Posted by: Tony Soprano at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (rXie1)

46 Wait, and the sun didn't explode? WTF

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (nRWPy)

47 33 The irony is most African-Americans in New York won't hold this against them. Leftism is stronger than skin color.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (AFSld)


Nor should they. It's a nothingburger.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (YqDXo)

48 I notice people are caring less and less what other people say. The hyperbolic outrage over EVERYTHING is causing normal people to check out completely. Someone "said" (gasp) something is barely a viable news story at this point.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (sliVX)

49 He's been eating "chef" Sandy's food for too long.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

50 It's a whole family of Fredo's!


Do It Fredo Style!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (hLRSq)

51 Sometimes it's 10 weight, sometimes 30.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (bPVFb)
++++++++++++
What witchcraft is this?????

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (I2dne)

52 They didn't bleep out the w-word.

Its kinda like how you can call Asians any slur in the book on here without a blink by the coblogs or ace, but if you use any racial slur against a black, you are instantly banned. Even if you are black.

Seems... inconsistent to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (KZzsI)

53

A-word b-word c-word Suidward.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (aKsyK)

54 This language crap is hideous. The fact that I had to that cutesy-wootsy crap with the "N" word (puke) is a travesty.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (zBaqJ)

===========

You forgot to mention your pronouns.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (LISuA)

55 That's why so many whites are discovering they're actually "gender fluid." It moves them from the bottom to the top of the progressive stack with one declaration.

What about blinker fluid?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (YqDXo)

56 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)

57 Cuomo will suffer the same consequences as Ralph Northam in VA. Because ( D ).

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (786Ro)

58

The universe is inconsistent.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (aKsyK)

59

Knee-Zhair with the extra G.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (zBaqJ)

60 "Forget it Fredo, it's Hymietown." -- Jesse Jackson, Sr.

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (WqPYg)

61 This just... has ANYONE ever used that term? Anywhere? Before this idiot?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Yes. And that's what Northern Italians think of Sicilians. Really, they say it out loud. I was once married into a large Italian- American family.
They're all kind of loud, vulgar a-holes, and say stuff like that all the time
All mostly Democrats, and mostly all hate black people too.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (vcOmj)

62 Mexican word of the day: Tissue

Hey! Jason Garrett!! Someone chood "tissue" how to coach!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

63
It's a whole family of Fredo's!


----

Al is my favorite.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

64 It's Fredo's all the way down!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (ptqGC)

65 Wonder if Andy ever called anyone a moulinyan growing up in Queens. Its Italian code. Eggplant, you see

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (RXiUN)

66 >>>Nor should they. It's a nothingburger.



Until a conservative says it.


Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (AFSld)

67 67 >>>Nor should they. It's a nothingburger.



Until a conservative says it.


Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (AFSld)

=========

Macaca?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (q80AH)

68 This is the kind of story where, objectively, I couldn't care less about it; but it's fun to jump up and down and pretend I care just to watch the progs tie themselves in knots over it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (Kpl3J)

69 I'm so tired of all the fucking PC. This is a big nothing.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (Fs5vw)

70 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


He probably had high blood pressure and other cardio-pulmonary issues. That is endemic among Black men his age. Common.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (vcOmj)

71
I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)

He apparently had a fatal illness.

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (nRWPy)

72 >>I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Cause of death: Extreme lack of life.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (ZLI7S)

73 Tony Soprano: Right. But on your application to Columbia, you didn't check Jewish, did you?

Noah Tannenbaum: No. They can't ask about religious affiliation.

Tony: Oh, right...right...of course. What'd you check?

Noah: African American.

Tony: So we do understand each other- you're a ditsoon.

Noah: Excuse me?

Tony: A charcoal briquette...a moolinyan.

Noah: What's your problem?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (1XNk8)

74

Whatever they accuse you of, it is them and more.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (vEIlU)

75 You get more of what you reward, less of what you punish.

Suddenly our entire culture seems to revolve about being a Victim.

Not good.

Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (NgKpN)

76 Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo!

100% Fredo!

Posted by: Rappin' Andrew Cuomo at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (6oDGm)

77 66 Wonder if Andy ever called anyone a moulinyan growing up in Queens. Its Italian code. Eggplant, you see
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 01:18 PM (RXiUN)


Italo-American. Melanzane is actual Italian word for eggplant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (zBaqJ)

78 Elijah contracted a fatal case of not being alive anymore.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (3IWnq)

79 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)


Rush said he'd been sick for 2 years and was getting around the capitol in a motorized wheelchair.

Who knew?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

80 73 >>I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Cause of death: Extreme lack of life.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

"Did he lose the will to live?!"
-Obi-wan Kenobi

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (q80AH)

81 All this language talk has me speechless.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (axyOa)

82 Who wants to bet it's not the first time Andy's used the n-word.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (ptqGC)

83 There's a lot of scrambling in the Democrat Party to get to the top of
the progressive stack. That's why so many whites are discovering they're
actually "gender fluid." It moves them from the bottom to the top of
the progressive stack with one declaration.



That "gender fluid" is the stuff that powers the Giant Progressive Political Machine, which itself is modeled upon the Insatiable Birdies Toy. The fluid enables the beak to be dipped in the public purse in perpetuity. Other people move it about. It serves no purpose. Its only action is to dip its beak.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (HaL55)

84
Jerry Doyle about playing Garibaldi on B5:

So, I'm a mick from the Bronx playing a wop from Mars.

Sumpin like that.

Posted by: Gooshy at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (mEAAs)

85 One of Cindy Lauper's less well known songs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 01:12 PM (AwI0L)


Winner.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

86 At least he didn't say the word "niggardly" -- that would have cost him his job.

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (WqPYg)

87 What about blinker fluid?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (YqDXo


Next to the grid squares, just past the winter air.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (hLRSq)

88 Well, it's not quite that simple, but it helps:

https://tinyurl.com/y97355yt
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++
This is hands-down my favorite of your creations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (I2dne)

89
Little brother Fredo should call out big brother Fredo. Then they can all get together and have some chicken alfredo.

Posted by: Sphynx at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (rXie1)

90 I remember a 12 year old Elijah Cummings speaking before the UN civil rights council demanding the US pass legislation. He beat his shoe on the podium and shouted "You have stolen my childhood!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (bPVFb)

91 About a third of the way through Audible of "The Madness of Crowds" by Douglas Murray - while it is very good it just gets old hearing these ridiculous terms over and over and over. Keep coming back to equality eventually means revenge.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (Xvo1a)

92 72
I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)
He apparently had a fatal illness.
Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (nRWPy)

Contract Expired.

Posted by: Satan at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (NgKpN)

93 There's a lot of scrambling in the Democrat Party to get to the top of the progressive stack.

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Watching the Democrat party trying to equate words like Mick, Dago, Wop with the N-word will be something.

Posted by: SH at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (sX1BW)

94 Lets hold a secret hearing and impeach the bastard, but not tell him why. That'll fix his wagon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (LISuA)

95 73 >>I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Cause of death: Extreme lack of life.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (ZLI7S)


"He'll never break my record!"

- - Generalissimo Franisco Franco, still dead since 1975

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (zBaqJ)

96 Personally I loved the scene in Gran Tourino where the two older guys show the young guy how men interact. Racial slurs and insults aplenty, none of them meant to hurt or as a means of control or oppression. We give some words so much power that it turns them into an almost magical incantation.

You know why people don't use more racial slurs against white people? We don't care. We think they are hilarious. Cracker, Ofay, Casper, Honky, Whitey... they sound like stuff a little kid would come up with. Is Casper really supposed to hurt? That's how you stop racial terms being used as attacks: you defang them and mock them until they are just silly sounds.

Like ace riffing on "icebacks" and "snowbillies" I thought that was damned brilliant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

97 "Uses the Full N-Word, Hard R," ??

-----------------

As opposed to the schwa "a"? Which is still not cool if white.

Posted by: Olddog in mo at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (9BikW)

98 I'd trade Cummings for RBG. But that's just me.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (68SQp)

99 Did he make that one up? Never heard of it. In any case, all Italians have definitely earned reparations, if what he said is true.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (dBiBP)

100 It's quite a stretch to claim Italian-Americans still have to deal with prejudice based on national origin/ethnicity. Especially when the person saying it is sitting in the governor's mansion in Albany.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (RqQOX)

101
I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Q: What caused the plane crash?
A: Gravity

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (aKsyK)

102 Somebody toucha my spaghet!

Posted by: Papa Wop Bear at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (C2rvt)

103 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM

****

So absolutely no truth to the rumor that Hillary paid a visit just before he flatlined and the kink in the O2 line was purely arbitrary.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (axyOa)

104 "Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo!

100% Fredo!
Posted by: Rappin' Andrew Cuomo at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (6oDGm)"

Fredo Fredo Fredo Fredo - why do you drink so much beer?

We don't drink beer, we drink Limoncello!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (oZ6kz)

105 >>>Macaca?


Wow, I almost forgot about that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (AFSld)

106 Goombas Wit Attitude

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (oVJmc)

107 Belushi-Bee: Counselor, Cuomo-Bee lies in his bunk at night and buzzes off, keeping us awake!

Cuomo-Bee: No I don't!!

Belushi-Bee: Yes he does! Look! There's still gender-fluid on the sheets!


Posted by: Bad News Bees Go To Camp - SNL Skit at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (q1Pj5)

108 Identity beats objective reality, and tolerance is everythig, and all cultures are equal, except for Anglosphere traditional.

This means that I, Ka'togh the Inevitable, am allowed to slaughter my way to the top of the heap. It's traditional, and you can't oppose it without being a racist.

No more Homo Sapiens only club!

Qa'plagh!

Posted by: Cato, Reading Shakespeare in the Original Klingon at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (J+mig)

109 Watching the Democrat party trying to equate words like Mick, Dago, Wop with the N-word will be something.
Posted by: SH at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (sX1BW)

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..... and NONE of you round eye fuckers DARE call me Oriental.

Posted by: Woke Ass Asians Everywhere at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

110 106 >>>Macaca?


Wow, I almost forgot about that.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (AFSld)

=========

It just cost us a Senate seat, is all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (q80AH)

111
This is hands-down my favorite of your creations.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:20 PM (I2dne)

--------

I'm partial to Moronopoly, but that one's fun. And when I made it, intersectionality wasn't yet yuuuge on the Left, so it ages like wine, as they get crazier and crazier.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (AzW6q)

112 20
It's funny to see Cuomo, governor son of another governor, trying to wedge his way into a victim group.

Posted by: Caliban at October 17, 2019 01:14 PM (qEujL)

Top O the Stack to Ya!

Word as Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (9dzlp)

113 Does Fredo get capped? I can't remember.

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (kLDv+)

114 Rush playing clip of Trump calling out ABC for their Kentucky clip. Ha.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (oVJmc)

115 Wonder if Andy ever called anyone a moulinyan growing up in Queens. Its Italian code. Eggplant, you see
Posted by: Ignoramus

----

Dad? LOL

I got called that all the time.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 01:23 PM (Y4EXg)

116 My favorite Norm Macdonald Weekend Update joke was when Wrong-Way Corrigan died. One of the funniest jokes ever made by anyone.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:23 PM (sliVX)

117 ..... and NONE of you round eye fuckers DARE call me Oriental.


On this note:


Mr. Moto > Charlie Chan


Fight me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:23 PM (oVJmc)

118 57 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)


Tertiary syphilis. You heard it here first.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:23 PM (Fs5vw)

119 Did he make that one up? Never heard of it.

Completely new to me too, apparently its some kind of inter-Italian thing? Who knows.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (KZzsI)

120 It's like Andrew and Chris are competing to out-stupid each other.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (+lVUW)

121 109 Identity beats objective reality, and tolerance is everythig, and all cultures are equal, except for Anglosphere traditional.

This means that I, Ka'togh the Inevitable, am allowed to slaughter my way to the top of the heap. It's traditional, and you can't oppose it without being a racist.

No more Homo Sapiens only club!

Qa'plagh!

Posted by: Cato, Reading Shakespeare in the Original Klingon at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (J+mig)

Thought it was the Inexecrable.

Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (6GjnW)

122 He probably had high blood pressure and other cardio-pulmonary issues. That is endemic among Black men his age. Common.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (vcOmj)

Yeah, I know that. Sadly common. So what he died of is a progressive and debilitating disease. Not "Health Complications".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (QugKX)

123 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)

Health is pretty complicated. Death less so.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (KUaJL)

124 Mr. Moto > Charlie Chan


Fight me.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:23 PM (oVJmc)


POP! POP!!!

Number one son sound like outboard motor.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Tertiary syphilis. You heard it here first.
Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:23 PM (Fs5vw)
++++++++++++++
Beat me by :: that :: much.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (I2dne)

126 Politicians can't even use the first syllable (i.e. "niggardly"). It doesn't even matter what is meant by the speaker. Politics is not rational.

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (eAZVt)

127 Seems like only yesterday that one of the Democrat presidential candidates was openly admitting that he believed the cultural and technological high point of the majority of black people was tying knots in a piece of rope, and the audience cheered his observation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (AwI0L)

128 Does Fredo get capped? I can't remember.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (kLDv+)

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Splodey in a boat.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (8XRCm)

129 Doesn't play as well on paper. His delivery sealed it but here goes:

::::::::::::

Wrong Way Corrigan, the man who once flew to Ireland by mistake, died
this week at an age of 86. His wife commented: "You know, that was just like him.
He was trying to live".

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (sliVX)

130 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications".

--

Cummings passed away?

Rats.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (AwI0L)

131 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.



He apparently had a fatal illness.



TDS is apparently fatal.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (c9LgJ)

132 Personally I always liked "Oriental" better than "Asian" because its more specific. Orient is an archaic term for "east" but Asia is the largest continent on earth spreading from the Ural mountains to the furthest eastern point in Japan. You went from descriptive to "half the planet's land mass" and pretend that's more useful???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (KZzsI)

133 white people can never be on the top of the progressive stack.

Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (q177U)

134 so who has the fewest victim status cards to play?


Seems to be hetero, Northern European heritage, Christian, male, conservative American, patriotic, employed, not addicted ... If you have all those traits, they want to kill you. No diversity soup for you.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (Cus5s)

135 You got-a bee onna you 'at!

Posted by: Furio at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (1XNk8)

136 i think its a direct correlation that Cuomo says the N-WORD and then Elijah Cummings died. You could probably report that at ABC

Posted by: Little Brian at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (ZZEwZ)

137 101
It's quite a stretch to claim Italian-Americans still have to deal with
prejudice based on national origin/ethnicity. Especially when the person
saying it is sitting in the governor's mansion in Albany.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (RqQOX)

ITS FUNNY CAUSE WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME HOLLYWOOD MADE A SHOW THE DIDN'T GLAMORIZE THE MAFIA OR GUYS THE LIKE FREDO BROTHERS DON'T PLAY UP THEIR "MADE" STATUS LIKE THE ARE ALL IN THE FAMILY WITHOUT A HINT OF IRONY OR SHAME!

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbegergler at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (9dzlp)

138 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Q: What caused the plane crash?
A: Gravity
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (aKsyK)


"What did the jumper die from?"

"Deceleration."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (YqDXo)

139 Who knew?
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

You don't say?

Posted by: zombie FDR at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (QugKX)

140 Wouldn't a good Italian roll his r instead of a hard r?

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (Z1ykJ)

141 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)

Rush said he'd been sick for 2 years and was getting around the capitol in a motorized wheelchair.

Who knew?
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)


ah, so he probably had cancer then

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (vEIlU)

142 So Andrew and Chris, the sons of a New York governor, are both pathetic, little victims of white privilege. How sad.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (+lVUW)

143 Politicians can't even use the first syllable (i.e. "niggardly"). It doesn't even matter what is meant by the speaker. Politics is not rational.
Posted by: Chris M

----

How does anyone play euchre anymore? I mean, if you renege, what do you say?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (Y4EXg)

144 cueball status: inert

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

145
Did Andrew's knees grow when he said it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (zBaqJ)

146 48 33 The irony is most African-Americans in New York won't hold this against them. Leftism is stronger than skin color.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 17, 2019 01:16 PM (AFSld)

Nor should they. It's a nothingburger.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (YqDXo)

I agree - it's only Feminized English major University progs (who run every school now) who think Language is just like Magic, because Words are Real, Physical Things, and if you don't believe that, you're a HATER! HATER!!!

Everybody else, especially in the working classes from any race realizes that people talk crap, always have, always will, and it doesn't mean shit when it's just words and you're a pansy assed idiot if you think it does. And imaginative insults based on whatever you can come up with have been around ever since Thag and his buddies were chasing mammoths across the steppes and bitching about those stupid blondies over in the next valley.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (Kpl3J)

147 133 @41

You know who was most responsible for the passage of the '64 voting rights act?


76pct of R's vs 60pct of D's in the House voted for the Act.

82pct of R's vs 69pct of D's in the Senate voted for the act.

Without the Republican party the Act would not have passed.


You're welcome Elijah Cummings, where ever you are.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (Mzkan)

=========

But they switched sides, or something.

Which is why modern Republicans lionized FDR and modern Democrats lionize Calvin Coolidge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (q80AH)

148 just twiddling through twitter and realized something: Kyrsten Sinema photographs well.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (LISuA)

149 Seems to be hetero, Northern European heritage, Christian, male, conservative American, patriotic, employed, not addicted ... If you have all those traits, they want to kill you. No diversity soup for you.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (Cus5s)


You left out "taxpayer."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (YqDXo)

150 Does Fredo get capped? I can't remember.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (kLDv+)

-----

Splodey in a boat.
Posted by: fixerupper

Michael had him strangled while fishing out on Lake Tahoe.
He kept his son from going fishing that day with Uncle Fredo.

It was just business.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (vcOmj)

151 He apparently had a fatal illness.


TDS is apparently fatal.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 01:25 PM (c9LgJ)



I hope so. It would eliminate a lot of assclowns

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (kw5n8)

152 My my my. The rules really are different for our betters, aren't they?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (TdMsT)

153 N-word, R-word..I dunno...am having a hard time getting worked up. Is that bad?

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (a0IVu)

154 Some nice adds today on AOS made me click

Bikini Women Swim Suit Micro Bikini Set High Cut Swimsuit Beach Wear Summer Push Up Swimwear Bathing Suit Bathers

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (M+Lyo)

155 Michael had him strangled while fishing out on Lake Tahoe.
He kept his son from going fishing that day with Uncle Fredo.

It was just business.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (vcOmj)



No he was shot.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (kw5n8)

156 @10 Wyatt Earp-If you know you're not getting out of the situation alive at least go swinging with insults. Toss up between which scene was better Hopper and Walken or Slater and Oldman.

Posted by: JROD at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (mvp+a)

157 Cuomo is going to the mattresses over this.

Which means he is going to take a nap or something.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (vcOmj)

158 N-word, R-word..I dunno...am having a hard time getting worked up. Is that bad?
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (a0IVu)


Racism is in your DNA, so.......

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

159 Gender fluid? Like dick dribble?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (AoLFQ)

160 Especially when the person
saying it is sitting in the governor's mansion in Albany.


You can tell how badly the black man is oppressed in America by how no one dares criticize any publicly and they not only are allowed to get away with blatant murder, but can be elected to the highest office in the land twice in a row with massive adulation. The hardship, I tell you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

161 126
Tertiary syphilis. You heard it here first.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:23 PM (Fs5vw)

++++++++++++++

Beat me by :: that :: much.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at October 17, 2019 01:24 PM (I2dne)


Tertiary Syphilis? Oh...She's a third cousin once removed. See her once in a while at the piggly wiggly.

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (9dzlp)

162 162 Especially when the person
saying it is sitting in the governor's mansion in Albany.

You can tell how badly the black man is oppressed in America by how no one dares criticize any publicly and they not only are allowed to get away with blatant murder, but can be elected to the highest office in the land twice in a row with massive adulation. The hardship, I tell you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

========

Well, I guess you just don't understand systemic racism.

Of course, no one else does either.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (q80AH)

163 I agree - it's only Feminized English major University progs (who run every school now) who think Language is just like Magic, because Words are Real, Physical Things, and if you don't believe that, you're a HATER! HATER!!!

Everybody else, especially in the working classes from any race realizes that people talk crap, always have, always will


Cut off a feminized English major university prog - or indeed, anyone else - in traffic and I'm sure you'll hear some choice commentary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (YqDXo)

164 Michael had him strangled while fishing out on Lake Tahoe.
He kept his son from going fishing that day with Uncle Fredo.

It was just business.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 17, 2019 01:27 PM (vcOmj)



No he was shot.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 01:28 PM (kw5n


When movies/shows/hollywood interpretation of mafia live intermingle.

Fredo or Big Pussy?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

165 I have never heard the term "N**** wops," and there are plenty of people in my extended family who would use either term individually without qualms, and would gleefully add them together if such a thing were real.

Fredo 1.0 is a dimwit.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 17, 2019 01:30 PM (rP4OC)

166 What's this dago going on about?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2019 01:30 PM (j3npP)

167 It's a whole family of Fredo's!

The chief meatball, Mario, was a beta version of Gaylord who the unfree presstitutes claimed was unbelievably brilliant without ever coming up with a tangible example.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 01:30 PM (y7DUB)

168 I saw Tertiary Syphilis open for Spewing Pussbags at Arcadia in '92.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

169 Well, I guess you just don't understand systemic racism.

Of course, no one else does either.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:29 PM (q80AH)


There are systems of oppression!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2019 01:31 PM (YqDXo)

170 SOS and POTUS about to talk, says Harris

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:31 PM (vEIlU)

171 142 Wouldn't a good Italian roll his r instead of a hard r?

Had a lot of straight-from-the-old-country relatives still around when I was young. They did a soft-roll on the r's, more like a soft "d" sound. As my born-in-Italy Grandma said, "The Italians are too laid back to work hard enough to roll it like the Spaniards." Think a sterotypically pronounced word like "moot-za-dell" and that's pretty much the way the real Italians say it. At least in Calabria and Apuglia where my family came from.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 17, 2019 01:31 PM (1XNk8)

172 Hard R is code for X

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 17, 2019 01:31 PM (ev02w)

173 so who has the fewest victim status cards to play?


Yankee fans

*ducks*

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 01:31 PM (786Ro)

174 I'm unclear on the rules. Since Cuomo is only half-Sicilian, does that mean he can only say half of the word, or that he can only say it on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and every other Sunday?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 01:31 PM (KUaJL)

175 165 I have never heard the term "N**** wops," and there are plenty of people in my extended family who would use either term individually without qualms, and would gleefully add them together if such a thing were real.


He's attempting to link his victimization to a more successful one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (oVJmc)

176 He sounds like the drill sergeant in "Glory"

Posted by: Josephistan at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (Izzlo)

177 The "w-word" for Italians was used by the NY papers in 1927. Honestly. And used to praise Tony Lazzeri (Yank's 2nd baseman.) They also compared him to Mussolini. It was a compliment.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (ZbwAu)

178 I'm guessing that this is all just to defend himself from when he went nuts over being called Fredo and came off looking like a lunatic.

I'm too lazy to find out if I'm right.

Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (aXucN)

179 The strange thing is that in the book, Fredo isn't portrayed as being particularly stupid (at least, no dumber than any of the others). He's just weak and more interested in women than family or honor. His dad is really staid and moralistic and finds Fredo's banging two cocktail waitresses at once repugnant. Michael just finds him treacherous, backing someone other than the family.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

180 Using the n-word is stupid. So is quoting the Times. So is reading the Times. So is believing anything in the Times.

Maybe Gov. Dumb-Dumb should apologize for all four things.

Posted by: Furious George at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (9vQJW)

181 Oh! He said it again!

Wait! *I* said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again!

Posted by: Head knight who until recently said Ni at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (/Sl3Z)

182 Those coolies sure know how to make a watch!

Posted by: Andy Cuomo at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (vtcmf)

183 I've noticed as I'm getting older I start condensing my screamed profanities. So you'll hear me saying things like shitfucker and damnfuckingshitfucks.

I'm getting too old and tired to spread it out properly.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (j3npP)

184 Cummings is dead?

I won't celebrate, but I honestly couldn't give less of a shit. Prayers to his family.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (rP4OC)

185 Watched the last few minutes of a presser a bit ago. They get it wrong and allow the press to throw dumb anti Trump questions out the entire time.

Each question should be covered with one good thing that the President has accomplished.

Day after day, hammer his accomplishments and how it is helping the average American.

Doesn't matter the question. Try to answer it, but attach to it a good message for the President.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (vEIlU)

186 The Fredo Brothers are half Sicilian..... and the other half is New York thin crust.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (9dzlp)

187 Wasn't Fredo shot on the lake by the oarsman? Seems I recall a distant scene with a muted gunshot in it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (HaL55)

188 It's quite a stretch to claim Italian-Americans still have to deal with
prejudice based on national origin/ethnicity. Especially when the person
saying it is sitting in the governor's mansion in Albany.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM

****

Me ol man used to describe the "No Sailors and No Irish" signs on the beaches and bars when he was younger.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (axyOa)

189 Think a sterotypically pronounced word like "moot-za-dell" and that's pretty much the way the real Italians say it.

----

Yep, in my house too.
Too good not to share: Italian Spelling Bee

https://youtu.be/qcp8rN-YqLw

Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (Y4EXg)

190 I had syphilis in my tertiary!

Posted by: Zombie Elija Cummings at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

191 The point of this sort of story isn't to say that he should or should not be held accountable, it's to point out that we know he won't, so it's just another example of the left's selective outrage using such language as a cudgel to silence people they disagree with rather than being objectively bad or something.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (KUaJL)

192 Cheech & Chong - Beaners!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNR7WJ3SW60

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (Kpl3J)

193 Oh, Pence going to talk too.

2 min warning Harris just received.

just an fyi

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (vEIlU)

194 He sounds like the drill sergeant in "Glory"
Posted by: Josephistan at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (Izzlo)

----

No way those lines stay if that movie was made today.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (8XRCm)

195 Da-go! Da-ay-ay-go.
Daylight come and he wan' go home.

Posted by: Harry Belafonte at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (q1Pj5)

196
The chief meatball, Mario, was a beta version of Gaylord who the unfree presstitutes claimed was unbelievably brilliant without ever coming up with a tangible example.
Posted by: Captain Hate


Wasn't there that one convention speech which mesmerized the world or something?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (aKsyK)

197 I've noticed as I'm getting older I start condensing my screamed profanities. So you'll hear me saying things like shitfucker and damnfuckingshitfucks.

I'm getting too old and tired to spread it out properly.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM


****

This is actually a good idea for those of us who have hit 29...twice.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (axyOa)

198 Think a sterotypically pronounced word like "moot-za-dell" and that's
pretty much the way the real Italians say it. At least in Calabria and
Apuglia where my family came from.


Even lazier, my sicilian in-laws just say mootz

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (nRWPy)

199 BALTIMORE - A government ethics watchdog has filed a complaint with the Internal Revenue Service against a charity run by the wife of Maryland Congressman Elijah Cummings.

The complaint was filed on Monday by the National Legal and Policy Center against the Center for Global Policy Solutions, a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization headed by Maya Rockeymoore Cummings, the Congressman's wife.
...

According to the complaint, public tax records show that both entities received millions in health policy grants and contracts from the same groups and organizations, including the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation from 2007 through 2016 and the General Services Administration in 2017.


Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (c9LgJ)

200 Wasn't Fredo shot on the lake by the oarsman? Seems I recall a distant scene with a muted gunshot in it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (HaL55)

----

I coulda swore the boat blows up.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (8XRCm)

201 Hard R or surprise A.

Take your pick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (1ISKN)

202 Fredo Squared

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (FiUMj)

203 178 I'm guessing that this is all just to defend himself from when he went nuts over being called Fredo and came off looking like a lunatic.


That was his brother, Fredo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (oVJmc)

204 If you want consistency, you'll get plenty of it when you are dead.

Posted by: Burger Chef at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (RuIsu)

205 Cheech & Chong - Beaners!!!

Love the cars just in the background (or, foreground) in those old movies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

206 "141 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:17 PM (QugKX)

Rush said he'd been sick for 2 years and was getting around the capitol in a motorized wheelchair.

Who knew?
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

ah, so he probably had cancer then

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:26 PM (vEIlU) "



AIDS is notorious for dying of "complications", too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (wscsn)

207 US and Turkey came to an agreement. Suspend incursion into certain area for 120 hours, meh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (vEIlU)

208 193 Oh, Pence going to talk too.

2 min warning Harris just received.

just an fyi
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (vEIlU)

Pence is going to talk about his travels with Johnny Quest.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (RD7QR)

209 Wasn't Fredo shot on the lake by the oarsman? Seems I recall a distant scene with a muted gunshot in it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (HaL55)



Yes, Al Neri went out fishing with him and shot him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (kw5n8)

210 BALTIMORE - A government ethics watchdog has filed a complaint with the Internal Revenue Service against a charity run by the wife of Maryland Congressman Elijah Cummings.

The complaint was filed on Monday by the National Legal and Policy Center against the Center for Global Policy Solutions, a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization headed by Maya Rockeymoore Cummings, the Congressman's wife.
...

According to the complaint, public tax records show that both entities received millions in health policy grants and contracts from the same groups and organizations, including the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation from 2007 through 2016 and the General Services Administration in 2017.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (c9LgJ)


This will all go away now that Elijah is dead, right?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

211 He's attempting to link his victimization to a more successful one.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (oVJmc)

--

Wop, there it is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (AwI0L)

212 More:
The similarly named entities shared an address, phone number, projects,
funding sources, and had a cost-sharing arrangement that raises
questions about a "potentially improper financial benefit to Ms. Maya
Rockeymoore Cummings and her husband, Representative Elijah Cummings,"
the complaint asserts.


While his constituency wallows in rat filth.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 01:36 PM (c9LgJ)

213 How long will it take for the news to blame Trump for Elijah Cummings death ??? Trump that evil SOB pointed out the fact his district was a Shit-hole and of course that was mean and the cause his departure from mother earth..... Impeach...Impeach...

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at October 17, 2019 01:36 PM (qM84C)

214 I know Saturday Night Live is generally garbage, but this was fairly amusing. A Sesame Street Joker parody: "Grouch."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqpak5lFxvs

Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2019 01:36 PM (q177U)

215

Kurds can withdraw from safe zone or something like that.

Gives them and others time to get out.

Bring Pence home!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:36 PM (vEIlU)

216 The dog in The Dam Busters.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:36 PM (oVJmc)

217 179 The strange thing is that in the book, Fredo isn't portrayed as being particularly stupid (at least, no dumber than any of the others). He's just weak and more interested in women than family or honor. His dad is really staid and moralistic and finds Fredo's banging two cocktail waitresses at once repugnant. Michael just finds him treacherous, backing someone other than the family.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:32 PM (KZzsI)


Fredo's main failing was his lack of situational awareness.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:37 PM (Fs5vw)

218 .... and NONE of you round eye fuckers DARE call me Oriental.
Posted by: Woke Ass Asians Everywhere at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (8XRCm)



Which is funny because people from the Orient or Far East will refer to most of us as "Westerners".

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 01:37 PM (ujg0T)

219 Live now.

and

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
·
7m
Great news out of Turkey. News Conference shortly with
@VP
and
@SecPompeo
. Thank you to
@RTErdogan
. Millions of lives will be saved!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:37 PM (vEIlU)

220 I saw The Oarsmen open for N*wops at Dagofest'09.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2019 01:37 PM (88+cf)

221 Wasn't there that one convention speech which mesmerized the world or something?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (aKsyK)


Gaylord yes but I don't remember anything like that from Mario, who is usually a pretty boring speaker WHICH IS FURTHER EVIDENCE OF HIS BRILLIANCE!!!

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 01:38 PM (y7DUB)

222

"ceasefire"

Operation Peace Spring
for 120 hours so peeps can withdraw

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:38 PM (vEIlU)

223 Have we discussed the Polacks yet?

Posted by: Andy Cuomo at October 17, 2019 01:39 PM (vtcmf)

224 I never heard the combo used for Italians. I have for Arabs though.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 01:39 PM (2DOZq)

225 This will all go away now that Elijah is dead, right?

Hmm...don't know... She's the President of the LLC. In fairness, they should probably allow a mandatory 3 day grievance period for his barely-legal bride before seizing her assets and indicting her gold-digging fraudulent ass.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 01:39 PM (c9LgJ)

226 218
.... and NONE of you round eye fuckers DARE call me Oriental.

Posted by: Woke Ass Asians Everywhere at October 17, 2019 01:22 PM (8XRCm)




Which is funny because people from the Orient or Far East will refer to most of us as "Westerners".

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 01:37 PM (ujg0T)

Yeah, horrific using Orient and Occident like that. You'd think they only meant east and west.

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 01:39 PM (nRWPy)

227 Yep, in my house too.
Too good not to share: Italian Spelling Bee

https://youtu.be/qcp8rN-YqLw
Posted by: Tonypete at October 17, 2019 01:33 PM (Y4EXg)
---------

Same with my grandfather and his 10 siblings that made it to adulthood (5 didn't).

That video is great! Kelly Ripa is very funny.

Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2019 01:40 PM (aXucN)

228 Woman is the Wop of the world doesn't have the same ring to it.

Posted by: Josephistan at October 17, 2019 01:40 PM (Izzlo)

229 Here's your health complications, right here

https://tinyurl.com/y6ebs8jf

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 01:40 PM (LISuA)

230 224 I never heard the combo used for Italians. I have for Arabs though.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 01:39 PM (2DOZq)

I don't remember if Red Dot Indian is verboten or not.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 01:40 PM (Kpl3J)

231 Yeah, horrific using Orient and Occident like that. You'd think they only meant east and west.
Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 01:39 PM (nRWPy)

----

That and "Oriental" was NEVER commonly used as a racial slur.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:40 PM (8XRCm)

232 I coulda swore the boat blows up.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (8XRCm)


Me too.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 01:40 PM (y7DUB)

233 Great news out of Turkey. News Conference shortly with
@VP
and
@SecPompeo
. Thank you to
@RTErdogan
. Millions of lives will be saved!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:37 PM (vEIlU)


Millions of lives.

Pre law or pre med?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

234 Pence has perfect hair.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:41 PM (Fs5vw)

235 I don't remember if Red Dot Indian is verboten or not.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 01:40 PM (Kpl3J)

------

Sound like a RMR pistol sight.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

236 The obituary I read was hilarious. At least 50% of it was about Trump and there wasn't a single accomplishment listed for Cummings other than overcoming some old racist teacher cracker telling him he was as dumb as a stump and wouldn't amount to shit (the rayciss was right about that) and something about needle programs.

Not a single peace of legislation in over 20 years? Nothing? What an accomplished legislator!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2019 01:41 PM (j3npP)

237 Pompeo next up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:41 PM (vEIlU)

238 Pence has perfect hair.
Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:41 PM (Fs5vw)

I saw him drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's

Posted by: Josephistan at October 17, 2019 01:42 PM (Izzlo)

239 234 Pence has perfect hair.
Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:41 PM (Fs5vw)

This is very so, Sahib!

Posted by: Hajji at October 17, 2019 01:42 PM (RD7QR)

240 He said Nnn...n...n... N.......
NEMATODES?!!

Posted by: Sponge Bob at October 17, 2019 01:42 PM (pSFDi)

241 Not a single peace of legislation in over 20 years? Nothing? What an accomplished legislator!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2019 01:41 PM (j3npP)
++++++++++++
In fairness, he drew significant attention to Baltimore's rat, crime and trash problems...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:42 PM (I2dne)

242 Pompeo is a wop name, yeah?

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2019 01:42 PM (88+cf)

243 If any one has a phone number for Ben Had, please call and ask Ben Had to call me stat.

thank you

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 01:42 PM (d7Ww2)

244 132
Personally I always liked "Oriental" better than "Asian" because its
more specific. Orient is an archaic term for "east" but Asia is the
largest continent on earth spreading from the Ural mountains to the
furthest eastern point in Japan. You went from descriptive to "half the
planet's land mass" and pretend that's more useful???


when i was in boy scouts, i was an occidental orienteer.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2019 01:42 PM (sGtp+)

245

Mario Cuomo's keynote speech at the 1984 Democrat convention.

https://tinyurl.com/y4gzpgz4

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:42 PM (aKsyK)

246 Obligatory, from True Romance:

https://tinyurl.com/You-are-an-eggplant

Posted by: Sharkman at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (88cFV)

247 Woman is the Wop of the world doesn't have the same ring to it.
Posted by: Josephistan at October 17, 2019 01:40 PM (Izzlo)

-----

Im on theWOP of the World....lookin' down on creation
And the only explanation I can find
Is the love that I've found ever since you've been around
Your love's put me on the WOP of the world

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

248 That was his brother, Fredo.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 01:35 PM (oVJmc)
---------

Ah whoops, you're right. Not only was I too lazy to see if I was right about why he said it, I was too lazy to pay attention to who actually said it.

Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (aXucN)

249 232
I coulda swore the boat blows up.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:34 PM (8XRCm)



Me too.

Posted by: Captain Hate

======

Was "Ride of the Valkyries" playing?


Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (PhmSX)

250 If you embrace a slur it will eventually mean nothing.

Gringo and Redneck come to mind. Cracker and Honky never had any effect. They were always comical.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (2DOZq)

251 Great news out of Turkey. News Conference shortly with
@VP
and
@SecPompeo
. Thank you to
@RTErdogan
. Millions of lives will be saved!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:37 PM (vEIlU)

Millions of lives.

Pre law or pre med?
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Forget it, he's rolling

Posted by: Josephistan at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (Izzlo)

252 The Sheriff is n [bong]!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (q1Pj5)

253 >>That and "Oriental" was NEVER commonly used as a racial slur.


Celestials

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (VWznU)

254 I saw him drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
Posted by: Josephistan at October 17, 2019 01:42 PM (Izzlo)

-----

Damn you beat me to it.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

255 Englishman: OK
Frenchman: OK
Chinaman: Rayciss

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (vgjlG)

256 Pence has perfect hair.
Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:41 PM



I saw him drinking a pina colada shake at Chik-fil-A.

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 01:44 PM (786Ro)

257 Sicilians were spawned by them. Now, if that's a fact, tell me. Am I lyin'?

Posted by: Clifford Worley at October 17, 2019 01:44 PM (V47nk)

258 Just as John McCain used his Vietnam War legacy to cover for much atrocious behavior and public policy, so did Elijah Cummings with respect to his civil rights legacy.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 01:44 PM (ujg0T)

259

Pence taking questions. Here comes the sh*tshow.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:44 PM (vEIlU)

260 231
Yeah, horrific using Orient and Occident like that. You'd think they only meant east and west.

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 01:39 PM (nRWPy)



----



That and "Oriental" was NEVER commonly used as a racial slur.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:40 PM (8XRCm)

+++
I remember when "Oriental" was a perfectly agreeable word. Then one day, poof, don't you dare utter it or even think about it! Racist! Bigot!

Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2019 01:44 PM (sIyWR)

261 The Sheriff is n [bong]!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (q1Pj5)


Get a message to headquarters and tell em I said *BONG* OUCH!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

262 >>Celestials

White cocksucka.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 01:45 PM (ZLI7S)

263 >Ah whoops, you're right. Not only was I too lazy to
see if I was right about why he said it, I was too lazy to pay
attention to who actually said it.





Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (aXucN)



You sound like you need a nap.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 01:45 PM (sjdRT)

264 Trump's letter to Erdogan is like nothing you've ever seen in your life. Top 5 president easy.

If it wasn't for the disgusting lowlife dems and their R counterparts, Trump would change the course of the entire human race for the better and set this country on an instant 100 year path to success.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:45 PM (sliVX)

265 Back to the carbon sequestration thing ... (or Nitrogen fixation) ... Patrick Moore says it is a good thing man started to unlock some of the carbon stored as fossil fuels (which had been in the atmosphere, but was sequestered by plants and animals --- coral, limestones, shells) ... without man's unlocking some, life on earth would begin to die. (interglacial it rebounded from 180 to 280ppm, now it is 400, 1000 or 2000 would be better)


youtu.be/d0Z5FdwWw_c?t=1970

idk how much man has added, but certainly some. Natural warming will continue to bring some out of the oceans (to move toward equilibrium for the warmer temp), if we are still in a long term warming trend. (short term, maybe 100 years, not much warming if any)

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 01:45 PM (Cus5s)

266 The actual interview is even better, when Cuomo said that someone told him Wikipedia claimed that "Wop meant Dandy" and then he laughed.

He managed to offend two sacred leftist groups in one interview.

Posted by: SH at October 17, 2019 01:45 PM (sX1BW)

267 101
I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Q: What caused the plane crash?
A: Gravity
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM (aKsyK)


Hillary.

Posted by: BuddyPC at October 17, 2019 01:46 PM (V47nk)

268 Murder on the Asian Express

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 01:46 PM (2DOZq)

269 I remember when "Oriental" was a perfectly agreeable word. Then one day, poof, don't you dare utter it or even think about it! Racist! Bigot!
Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2019 01:44 PM (sIyWR)

----

Well.... the woke dinks needed something to hold over round eyes head and thats what they settled on.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

270 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
15m
Great news out of Turkey. News Conference shortly with @VP and @SecPompeo. Thank you to @RTErdogan. Millions of lives will be saved!

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 01:46 PM (BqBId)

271 >>Ah whoops, you're right. Not only was I too lazy to
see if I was right about why he said it, I was too lazy to pay
attention to who actually said it.

Happens as you age.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)

272 243 If any one has a phone number for Ben Had, please call and ask Ben Had to call me stat.

thank you
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 01:42 PM (d7Ww2)


I don't have her phone number, but I hope everything is okay, Nurse.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 01:46 PM (TdMsT)

273 I thought Michael having Fredo whacked was a bit far-fetched. Has that ever happened in an American Mafia family?
You don't kill your own brother. They would have had him under house-arrest/forced retirement.

Supposedly Puzo disagreed with Coppola about the ending.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:47 PM (NFEMn)

274 Happens as you age.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2019 01:46 PM (ZLI7S)


Or blaze a heater....amIright?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

275 258 Just as John McCain used his Vietnam War legacy to cover for much atrocious behavior and public policy, so did Elijah Cummings with respect to his civil rights legacy.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 01:44 PM (ujg0T)


He was a piker.

Posted by: John Lewis at October 17, 2019 01:47 PM (V47nk)

276 Has that ever happened in an American Mafia family?
You don't kill your own brother.

--------------

You just marry their grieving widow.

Posted by: SH at October 17, 2019 01:47 PM (sX1BW)

277 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
15m
Great news out of Turkey. News Conference shortly with @VP and @SecPompeo. Thank you to @RTErdogan. Millions of lives will be saved!
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 01:46 PM (BqBId)

"Millions"
Lol

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:47 PM (NFEMn)

278 You just marry their grieving widow.
Posted by: SH at October 17, 2019 01:47 PM (sX1BW)

----

Wellll.... sort of....

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 17, 2019 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

279

It's nice someone asked about the Christians. Good.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:48 PM (vEIlU)

280 All this lexicography talk is making me feel disoccidented.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2019 01:48 PM (4zSOT)

281 according to Xany Loco-Cortez we only have 120 hours to save the world from climate climato climax.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 17, 2019 01:48 PM (ZqRa6)

282 Just as John McCain used his Vietnam War legacy to cover for much atrocious behavior and public policy, so did Elijah Cummings with respect to his civil rights legacy.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 01:44 PM (ujg0T)

He was a piker.
Posted by: John Lewis at October 17, 2019 01:47 PM (V47nk)

How about a hero astronaut who becomes a Democrat Hack?
Ask John Glenn

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:49 PM (NFEMn)

283 Since when can't we say "natatorium?" That's the N-word, isn't it? *shifty eyes*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 17, 2019 01:49 PM (IttZ7)

284 I remember when "Oriental" was a perfectly agreeable word. Then one day, poof, don't you dare utter it or even think about it! Racist! Bigot!


Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2019 01:44 PM



^^^^

Well, Mrs D didn't pay $2k for a damn "Asian" rug!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:49 PM (axyOa)

285 I don't have her phone number, but I hope everything is okay, Nurse.

Posted by: Ladyl


everything is fine. it's about a perishable package for the MoMe I had shipped.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 01:49 PM (d7Ww2)

286 With these Developments out of Syria...now we know why Pelosi threw a big fit. She already knew this news....pied her right in the face.

Posted by: Stacy at October 17, 2019 01:49 PM (LIhNq)

287 270 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
15m
Great news out of Turkey. News Conference shortly with @VP and @SecPompeo. Thank you to @RTErdogan. Millions of lives will be saved!
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 01:46 PM (BqBId)

Interesting.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 17, 2019 01:49 PM (J+mig)

288
CBS News @CBSNews
8m
Pence says the U.S. and Turkey have agreed to a ceasefire in Syria

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 01:49 PM (BqBId)

289

Can we say chigger or is it chigro?
Spanish - Chigrito

Posted by: Glenn John at October 17, 2019 01:49 PM (LilNs)

290 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
15m
Great news out of Turkey. News Conference shortly with @VP and @SecPompeo. Thank you to @RTErdogan. Millions of lives will be saved!
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 01:46 PM (BqBId)

"Millions"
Lol
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:47 PM (NFEMn)


not even a veiled threat

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:49 PM (vEIlU)

291 Great news out of Turkey. News Conference shortly with

@VP

and

@SecPompeo

. Thank you to

@RTErdogan

. Millions of lives will be saved!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:37 PM (vEIlU)



Millions of lives.



Pre law or pre med?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)



Forget it, he's rolling

Posted by: Josephistan at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (Izzlo)

D-Day has done a little custom work on the Presidental Limo. Emblazoned along the side are the words, "Eat Me"

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 01:50 PM (q1Pj5)

292
It's nice someone asked about the Christians. Good.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:48 PM (vEIlU)

Sooper Christian George W. would never mention Christians for fear of offending Muslims.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:50 PM (NFEMn)

293 I see Elijah Cummings died of "Health Complications". Yep. Death has a way of doing that.

Q: What caused the plane crash?
A: Gravity
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:21 PM

***

Passenger to Pilot: Sir, how often does the plane crash?

Piolot: Just once.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:50 PM (axyOa)

294 Not every thread is worthy of my commenting.

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes at October 17, 2019 01:50 PM (yQpMk)

295 "I coulda swore the boat blows up."

No, that was the intro to Riptide.

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 01:50 PM (eAZVt)

296

everything is fine. it's about a perishable package for the MoMe I had shipped.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 01:49 PM (d7Ww2)


I wish you and Insom were going to be there...

Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (TdMsT)

297 Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:47 PM (NFEMn)


Has a brother ever betrayed a Mafia family run by his brother?

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (2DOZq)

298 the good Kurds will have a space, the home they deserve, maybe not the one they want. Assad accepts some, Iraq has a special place for them ... that's my vague understanding.


peace in our time ...

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (Cus5s)

299 Mario Cuomo's keynote speech at the 1984 Democrat convention.

https://tinyurl.com/y4gzpgz4
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 01:42 PM (aKsyK)


Good catch. It was a terrible speech. No wonder his career never went beyond New York. And Reagan won in a landslide.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (y7DUB)

300 Celestials
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (VWznU)

Specifically meaning Chinese, and came from their own belief that China was the "Middle Kingdom" positioned between Heaven and Earth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (QugKX)

301 That is a flaming skull letter to Erdogan. Everyone should read it.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (sliVX)

302 Did he say he nn...n...n...
NEEDED CHANGE FOR A HUNDRED?!?!

Posted by: Mr. Krabs at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (pSFDi)

303 23s
"But if Ambassador Bolton, Dr. Hill, or others harbored any misgivings about the propriety of what we were doing, they never shared those misgivings with me, then or later....Furthermore, my boss Secretary Pompeo was very supportive of our Ukraine strategy." - Sondland statement

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (BqBId)

304 284

Well, Mrs D didn't pay $2k for a damn "Asian" rug!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:49 PM (axyOa)

I picture Diogenes with bad black bowl cut toupee.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (JFO2v)

305 Pre law or pre med?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)



Forget it, he's rolling

Posted by: Josephistan at October 17, 2019 01:43 PM (Izzlo)


if turkey were nuked, easily

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:52 PM (vEIlU)

306 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
15m
Great news out of Turkey. News Conference shortly with @VP and @SecPompeo. Thank you to @RTErdogan. Millions of lives will be saved!
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 01:46 PM (BqBId)

"Millions"
Lol
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:47 PM (NFEMn)

not even a veiled threat

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:49 PM


***

Exactly.
PDT sends a very clear message in this.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:52 PM (axyOa)

307 Where are all the code pink peacenik "no blood for oil!!!" types who protested war every single day from 2001 to 2008?

Why aren't they praising Trump?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:52 PM (NFEMn)

308 What exactly is this greasy wop's point? Are we supposed to feel bad about this and be outraged? Who the hell cares?

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 01:53 PM (oiNtH)

309 The n-word: "normal"

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 17, 2019 01:53 PM (EGSGm)

310 n

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2019 01:53 PM (9dzlp)

311
Not every thread is worthy of my commenting.

Posted by: Grump928(C) notes at October 17, 2019 01:50 PM (yQpMk)

You're denying them your essence!

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at October 17, 2019 01:53 PM (wYseH)

312 That is a flaming skull letter to Erdogan. Everyone should read it.
Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (sliVX)


The letter Pelosi flipped over when handed to her - then stormed out of the meeting yesterday.

Dems won't read it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:53 PM (vEIlU)

313 Nougat

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 01:53 PM (VWznU)

314 Trump will be impeached and out of office any minute. I know because drudge has been telling me this for months every day.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at October 17, 2019 01:53 PM (9x/sl)

315 307 Where are all the code pink peacenik "no blood for oil!!!" types who protested war every single day from 2001 to 2008?

Why aren't they praising Trump?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:52 PM (NFEMn)

Trump Broke the Anti-War movement.

For the first time ever!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 01:53 PM (Kpl3J)

316 281 according to Xany Loco-Cortez we only have 120 hours to save the world from climate climato climax.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 17, 2019 01:48 PM (ZqRa6)

I got Crazy Eyes Alexandra's climato climax right here.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 17, 2019 01:54 PM (RD7QR)

317 Trump will be impeached and out of office any minute. I know because drudge has been telling me this for months every day.
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at October 17, 2019 01:53 PM (9x/sl)


Drudge puffs peters by the seashore.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

318 Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:47 PM (NFEMn)


Has a brother ever betrayed a Mafia family run by his brother?
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (2DOZq)

Yes, but it was strongly implied that the dimwitted Fredo had no idea they would try to assassinate his brother.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:54 PM (NFEMn)

319 Well played, Mr. President.

Posted by: itsacookbook at October 17, 2019 01:54 PM (yPxXc)

320 That is a flaming skull letter to Erdogan. Everyone should read it.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (sliVX)



The letter Pelosi flipped over when handed to her - then stormed out of the meeting yesterday.



Dems won't read it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:53 PM (vEIlU)

Dem response: Unclean! Unclean! [conniption fit commences]

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 01:54 PM (q1Pj5)

321 I picture Diogenes with bad black bowl cut toupee.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM


****

Funny you should mention that.
I am...how you say...follicularly impaired. Last night I had a dream of suddenly waking up to a full head of hair. Weird.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:54 PM (axyOa)

322 This brouhaha is why Black History Month is not in November.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 17, 2019 01:55 PM (e1mEI)

323 Just got home and checked i n for the latest news. Apparently there is a cease fire in Syria, an anti impeachment rally in DC and elsewhere around the country, a Brxit deal h as been reached but the big headline is Elijah Cummings is DEAD. He was just a congressman and a completely ineffectual one at that and his death which does nothing to the functioning of government is the giant headline.The media is insane.

Posted by: sharon at October 17, 2019 01:55 PM (QzF6i)

324 Yes, but it was strongly implied that the dimwitted Fredo had no idea they would try to assassinate his brother.

----

One of these days..... Teh Donald is going to settle all outstanding family business.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

325 Trump Broke the Anti-War movement.

For the first time ever!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 01:53 PM (Kpl3J)
++++++++++++++
It's weird. The Dems voted (non-binding) to maintain a partial war against Syria. Them not talking about it, I would get that. They don't want to acknowledge that they agree with Trump about something. But to actually vote for its opposite?

That is what is meant by "living in their heads rent free"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 01:55 PM (I2dne)

326 Cuomo says his "half-Sicilian" blood makes him the butt of mafia jokes.

Mainland Italians were also quite prominent in La Cosa Nostra;

Al Capone, Vito Genovese, and John Gotti were Neapolitan (Naples) for example.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2019 01:55 PM (qAR6u)

327 Dems won't read it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:53 PM (vEIlU)

Course not. They won't read the tea leaves either. Trump is leaving their sorry asses in the dust. Too bad the Republicans are busy shoveling shit in his way and helping any way they can.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:55 PM (sliVX)

328 288


CBS News @CBSNews

8m

Pence says the U.S. and Turkey have agreed to a ceasefire in Syria

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 17, 2019 01:49 PM (BqBId)

So Trump pulls out of Syria and convinces Turkey to end the war and Congress Voted 825 -2 to punch PDT in the dick over this
Nice going there Congress.LOL

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2019 01:55 PM (9dzlp)

329 I picture Diogenes with bad black bowl cut toupee.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM


The Moe Howard?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

330 Naugahyde!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 01:55 PM (q1Pj5)

331 the good Kurds will have a space, the home they deserve, maybe not the one they want. Assad accepts some, Iraq has a special place for them ... that's my vague understanding.


peace in our time ...
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (Cus5s)


any time a husband, son, brother comes home is good with me

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:55 PM (vEIlU)

332 Poor old Elijah, with a few more years he could have saved Baltimore.

youtube.com/watch?v=G6AMtnbVM5s

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 01:56 PM (kLDv+)

333
Well, Mrs D didn't pay $2k for a damn "Asian" rug!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:49 PM (axyOa)

+++
But I bet it really ties up the room.

Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2019 01:56 PM (sIyWR)

334 Cummings has been dead, but had to die today to steal headlines. Bet a million lives on it.

Posted by: Stacy at October 17, 2019 01:56 PM (LIhNq)

335 Seems Trump has been lucky again!

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:56 PM (sliVX)

336 The Democrat party wants more Americans dead. By Any Means Necessary.

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 01:56 PM (eAZVt)

337 the good Kurds will have a space, the home they deserve, maybe not the one they want. Assad accepts some, Iraq has a special place for them ... that's my vague understanding.


-----

Yo!!! Are you Pali's in the back of the room paying attention here???

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 01:56 PM (8XRCm)

338
So Trump pulls out of Syria and convinces Turkey to end the war and Congress Voted 825 -2 to punch PDT in the dick over this
Nice going there Congress.LOL
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2019 01:55 PM (9dzlp)

Trump outplays them in real time and they still don't get it.

Of course, they'll claim that their resolution caused this.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:57 PM (NFEMn)

339 I'm going to refer to "the n-word" as the t-phrase.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2019 01:57 PM (4zSOT)

340 Where are all the code pink peacenik "no blood for oil!!!" types who protested war every single day from 2001 to 2008?

Why aren't they praising Trump?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:52 PM (NFEMn)

It would conflict with their belief of Obama's divinity.

Posted by: Sjg at October 17, 2019 01:57 PM (gDSJf)

341 "Millions" to be saved from vaping, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:57 PM (q80AH)

342 Course not. They won't read the tea leaves either. Trump is leaving their sorry asses in the dust. Too bad the Republicans are busy shoveling shit in his way and helping any way they can.
Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 01:55 PM (sliVX)


Yep. Sad.

Hopefully we get the House back and Trump stomps for 4 years, and continues to drain the swamp monsters

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:57 PM (vEIlU)

343 Damn, you guys were right; Fredo was shot.

I'll never doubt the Horde again...until the next time.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 01:57 PM (y7DUB)

344

Lot's of women screaming at Pence now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:57 PM (vEIlU)

345

Pence doing a great job here.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:57 PM (vEIlU)

346 That and "Oriental" was NEVER commonly used as a racial slur.

Yeah I honestly don't know where the controversy over that term came from. I mean people were terribly racist towards orientals, but the word wasn't an insult.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

347 Nutter

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 17, 2019 01:58 PM (ev02w)

348 They are getting us used to seeing Pence at the podium....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 01:58 PM (NFEMn)

349 Damn, you guys were right; Fredo was shot.

I'll never doubt the Horde again...until the next time.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 01:57 PM (y7DUB)


ALWAYS doubt the horde. We tend to be full of shit much of the time. Then someone comes along and throws a wrench in the mix by stating fact.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

350 OT: planned parenthood is doing what it does, I hear. scalping the babies. as in, literally selling the scalps
pjmedia.com/trending/body-parts-buyers-were-scalping-the-babies-planned-parenthood-trial-reveals/

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 01:58 PM (3IWnq)

351 He was just a congressman and a completely ineffectual one at that and his death which does nothing to the functioning of government is the giant headline.The media is insane.
Posted by: sharon at October 17, 2019 01:55 PM (QzF6i)

Well, one less vote for impeachment, and they will have to dredge up some other crazy for committees...

Yeah, I got nothing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2019 01:58 PM (QugKX)

352 343 Damn, you guys were right; Fredo was shot.

I'll never doubt the Horde again...until the next time.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 01:57 PM (y7DUB)

==========

That distant gunshot as the camera focused on Michael was supposed to haunt you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 01:58 PM (q80AH)

353 But I bet it really ties up the room.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2019 01:56 PM (sIyWR)

Came with a free marmot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2019 01:58 PM (4zSOT)

354 Andrew Cuomo Uses the Full N-Word
---------

Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: Zombie Robert Byrd (D), Grand Kleagle, Conscience of the Senate at October 17, 2019 01:58 PM (hnyqs)

355
Knee-Zhair + extra G.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 01:58 PM (zBaqJ)

356 Lot's of women screaming at Pence now.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:57 PM (vEIlU)


If they start throwing panties, he'll pass out.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

357 Maybe the Code Pink 'Boobs Not Bombs' squad will cover up and wobble away for good.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 01:58 PM (q1Pj5)

358 Damn, you guys were right; Fredo was shot.

I'll never doubt the Horde again...until the next time.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 01:57 PM


And always ask for advice.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 01:58 PM (axyOa)

359 Those 100-odd Republicans who voted against Trump's troop withdrawal asked for it and got it good. Cowards and cucks. Lou Dobbs raked Scalise over the coals, as he should have.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 17, 2019 01:59 PM (H8QX8)

360 344




Lot's of women screaming at Pence now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:57 PM (vEIlU)
Please tell me they are wearing their Handmaiden costumes. Those things really elevate the caliber of their femprimands

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2019 01:59 PM (9dzlp)

361 Here's some N words for you Andy - ninny, nincompoop, nitwit, no-nads.

FWIW - Southern Italians and Sicilians are not the same animal. From having lived over there you do not want to equate them as the same.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 01:59 PM (oiNtH)

362 notter!

Posted by: dana perino at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (ev02w)

363 Trump should get the Nobel peace prize

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (OoMvj)

364 this guy I know blew a tranny and got gender fluid all over the place

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (/kTqK)

365 "Damn, you guys were right; Fredo was shot."

I distinctly remember the huge barrage of tracer rounds, followed by a gasoline fueled explosion.

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (eAZVt)

366 >FWIW - Southern Italians and Sicilians are not the
same animal. From having lived over there you do not want to equate
them as the same.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 01:59 PM (oiNtH)


This.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (sjdRT)

367
Ok.... Im off to go fix shit now.

Behave.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (8XRCm)

368 Lot's of women screaming at Pence now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 01:57 PM (vEIlU)




It's like a Tom Jones concert

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (kw5n8)

369 If they start throwing panties, he'll pass out.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
+++++++++++
I am so glad I am not the only one who thought that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (I2dne)

370 361 Here's some N words for you Andy - ninny, nincompoop, nitwit, no-nads.

FWIW - Southern Italians and Sicilians are not the same animal. From having lived over there you do not want to equate them as the same.
Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 01:59 PM (oiNtH)


Godfatther 2 where Calabrese landlord Signore Roberto threatens to kick Vito's Sicilian ass into the street.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (zBaqJ)

371 FWIW - Southern Italians and Sicilians are not the same animal. From having lived over there you do not want to equate them as the same.
Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 01:59 PM (oiNtH)

Italians are very touchy about putting all of them in the same boat. They're proud of their regional differences.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (NFEMn)

372 egg planter

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (ev02w)

373
Behave.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (8XRCm)







Killjoy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 02:01 PM (eXA4G)

374 the good Kurds will have a space, the home they deserve, maybe not the one they want. Assad accepts some, Iraq has a special place for them ... that's my vague understanding.


peace in our time ...
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (Cus5s)

As long as nobody gets off a plane and starts waving a piece of paper with a signature....

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 17, 2019 02:01 PM (e1mEI)

375 I am so glad I am not the only one who thought that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (I2dne)


I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

376 Donna Brazile on FOX

Ugh

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 02:01 PM (NFEMn)

377 371 FWIW - Southern Italians and Sicilians are not the same animal. From having lived over there you do not want to equate them as the same.
Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 01:59 PM (oiNtH)

Italians are very touchy about putting all of them in the same boat. They're proud of their regional differences.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (NFEMn)

=========

Like when you say they're from Jersey but they're actually from New York?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 02:01 PM (q80AH)

378 >Behave.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2019 02:00 PM (8XRCm)


As if.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 02:01 PM (sjdRT)

379 whelp, brazille on Perino, again.

Not going to help Preino's ratings.

*click*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 02:01 PM (vEIlU)

380 I just learned that Erdogan is pronounced Air du Juan.

Posted by: sharon at October 17, 2019 02:01 PM (QzF6i)

381 374 the good Kurds will have a space, the home they deserve, maybe not the one they want. Assad accepts some, Iraq has a special place for them ... that's my vague understanding.


peace in our time ...
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 01:51 PM (Cus5s)

As long as nobody gets off a plane and starts waving a piece of paper with a signature....
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 17, 2019 02:01 PM (e1mEI)


No place where there's oil in the ground. But still.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 02:01 PM (zBaqJ)

382 Pence says the U.S. and Turkey have agreed to a ceasefire in Syria

Posted by: Derp State

Just this morning out of NBC: "Har Har, Turkish Officials threw Trump's lame-ass letter in ther trash can - what a maroon!"

Er...nope. Here, for all to see, is the dumbest, most retarded crammed to the gills with man-bun uselessness industry anyone has witnessed anywhere. They should all just commit suicide right now and spare the world their oxygen.

Posted by: Boswell at October 17, 2019 02:02 PM (32YRo)

383 whelp, brazille on Perino, again.

Not going to help Preino's ratings.

*click*
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 02:01 PM (vEIlU)


Neither will her dog porn.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

384 380 I just learned that Erdogan is pronounced Air du Juan.
Posted by: sharon at October 17, 2019 02:01 PM (QzF6i)


Turd-o-gone...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2019 02:02 PM (zBaqJ)

385
Like when you say they're from Jersey but they're actually from New York?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 02:01 PM (q80AH)

Staten Island

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 02:02 PM (NFEMn)

386 Can I say nood?

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 02:03 PM (eAZVt)

387 Fucking Wal Mart. Classic bait and switch. Wife went in for oil change. Oopsie! We drained your oil and then we found out that we are out of the bulk oil and now you'll have to buy the synthetic high mileage oil.

Sorry fuckers. I now own your asses. My wife's car is a 2010. My truck is a 2007 with 60,000 more miles on it. You have never tried to up-sell me. You always ask if bulk 10-30 is ok? That would have been a $24.77 screwing.

I'm stopping after work and talking to the store manager.

Oh, they pulled the same shit on a lady with a BMW that came in after my wife.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 02:03 PM (sE4m0)

388 Saw a tweet that the pro Trump women's marchers are stranded as bus charter company cancels last minute

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 17, 2019 02:03 PM (OoMvj)

389 Donna Brazile on FOX

Her only regret is that she cannot hand the debate questions to Trump's opponent because there won't be a GOP Debate.

Why anyone hires that woman for anything is beyond me. How does that process work, exactly? She's discredited, untrustworthy, and hypocritical, we need her on our channel!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

390 Next step - all the Dems and Never Trumpers will act all butthurt that Turkey gets it's 15 - 20 mile word border safe zone, even though this is actually part of Syria and nothing that the Kurds had any right to claim. Not to mention that it's been a complete no-mans land for a decade now.

and you couldn't find a single American anywhere who actually gives a damn who's in charge of that useless strip of land.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)

391 Staten Island
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 02:02 PM (NFEMn)


Isn't that under water?

Pictures of scuba divers in the subway?

Posted by: Toure' at October 17, 2019 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

392 As long as nobody gets off a plane and starts waving a piece of paper with a signature....

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 17, 2019 02:01 PM (e1mEI)

What a right wanker he was, eh?

Posted by: Vidkun Quisling at October 17, 2019 02:03 PM (q1Pj5)

393
Turd-o-gone..
haha like yours better

Posted by: sharon at October 17, 2019 02:04 PM (QzF6i)

394 Nood Brexit

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 17, 2019 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

395 The benefit of carbon dioxide tops out at about 1500 ppm iirc.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 17, 2019 02:05 PM (FQlBA)

396 Italians are very touchy about putting all of them in the same boat. They're proud of their regional differences.
Posted by: JoeF.
---------

As a bred/born Tarheel, I am puzzled by this. If someone were to lump me in with, say, people from New Jersey, why would I object?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 02:05 PM (hnyqs)

397
Although I look like a middle aged straight middle class white man on the outside I IDENTIFY as a gender fluid mixed race transexualed transabled oppressed unemployed worker of color rutabagakin!

Cab I hang with the cool kids? Please?

Posted by: Rose Taco at October 17, 2019 02:06 PM (UFLLM)

398 Saw a tweet that the pro Trump women's marchers are stranded as bus charter company cancels last minute
Posted by: VMom's

Would love it if PDT sent a luxury bus to get them going.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 02:06 PM (oiNtH)

399
Oh, they pulled the same shit on a lady with a BMW that came in after my wife.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 02:03 PM (sE4m0)


I went to a Kwik Kar for an inspection a while back. I was 3rd or 4th in line when the guy came in and told one that he needed new wipers to pass and they happened to have RainX wipers for $25.

Next in line got the same treatment. This guy asked for details and was told "the wiper was tore on the end about an inch." He called bullshit and asked to see the wiper blade. "We threw it away already."

He demanded his keys. I told them before they started mine that my wipers were new and if they tried that shit, they'd not like what happened next.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

400

It's the BROTHERS Fredo.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 17, 2019 02:07 PM (KATBx)

401 gunshot at 2:10

https://tinyurl.com/y4t4e5yc

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 02:07 PM (JFO2v)

402 New York City????!!!

Posted by: Pace Picante at October 17, 2019 02:08 PM (q1Pj5)

403 Endless, and totally unfair.

'Rescue Me.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1cM1x_LVXo

Posted by: Aunt Ralph at October 17, 2019 02:08 PM (6VG2o)

404 "Saw a tweet that the pro Trump women's marchers are stranded as bus charter company cancels last minute"

They didn't want their company burned to the ground by antifa.

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2019 02:08 PM (eAZVt)

405 Why anyone hires that woman for anything is beyond me. How does that process work, exactly? She's discredited, untrustworthy, and hypocritical, we need her on our channel!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 02:03 PM (KZzsI)


It's just favors. Wheels within wheels.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 02:08 PM (sliVX)

406 Try and find an honest local indy mechanic to do your oil changes etc

Posted by: VMom's phone at October 17, 2019 02:08 PM (OoMvj)

407 The Babylon Bee

ABC News Airs Authentic Footage Of 164-Foot Tall Godzilla Rampaging Through Syria.

https://tinyurl.com/yxdsmnc3

Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2019 02:09 PM (wiXsO)

408 Yeah I honestly don't know where the controversy over that term came
from. I mean people were terribly racist towards orientals, but the
word wasn't an insult.


That controversy was manufactured out of thin air by our enemies here at home. How best to destroy an open society than to attack its foundation by creating the illusion that any reference to anyone is somehow malevolent and mean-spirited as the default response?

Viola! Instant victimhood.

This is a new wrinkle in the fabric of our society that wasn't there before. We didn't used to be the type of people to automatically cast aspersions on our neighbors. That was the stuff that was done in other countries, mostly communist ones like, oh, China.

Americans are different. Keep that oppressive crap over there. It has no place here.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 02:19 PM (HaL55)

409 238
Pence has perfect hair.

Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 01:41 PM (Fs5vw)



I saw him drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's



bip

Posted by: kactus at October 17, 2019 02:35 PM (HIasT)

410 One question: Why is W-- any less problematic than N-----?

Posted by: SkylerKat at October 17, 2019 02:48 PM (SXIn9)

411 WOP simply stands for "with out papers"

Oh, the agony!!!

Posted by: Frou Frou the Movie at October 17, 2019 04:14 PM (xZjSg)

412 New York State needs to get this Monkey off their backs

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 17, 2019 04:41 PM (wGqjj)

413 It's okay when they do it.

Posted by: aelfheld at October 17, 2019 05:36 PM (IxDhF)

414 Where did he think he was? The after party for a Canadian State dinner?

Posted by: Anotheranon at October 17, 2019 06:51 PM (OZ06t)

415 Cut little Fredo some slack. After all he claims he is half Sicilian.

Back in the late 90s I was involved in a case in Houston where we used the services of a mediator. The mediator said he was a Sicilian, and also said that it was well known that a Sicilian was simply an African turned inside out.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 18, 2019 12:46 AM (WRSbt)

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Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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