CNN Failed to Disclose That "Questioner" Who Set Up Elizabeth Warren For Her Probably-Prescripted Viral Zinger Was Donor Who Had Maxed Out His Contributions to Warren

A planted question, a potted answer.

Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren's zinger at an LGBT town hall may have gone viral, but CNN failed to disclose that the questioner donated the federal maximum to her 2018 Massachusetts Senate campaign.

CNN's Chris Cuomo introduced Morgan Cox at the Thursday town hall as "the chair of the Human Rights Campaign board of directors" who was part of "a real estate investment firm in Dallas, Texas." Cox asked Warren what she would say if "a supporter approaches you and says, ‘Senator, I'm old-fashioned and my faith teaches me that marriage is between one man and one woman.'"

"Well, I'm going to assume it's a guy who said that and I'm going to say, ‘Then just marry one woman. I'm cool with that,'" Warren said, before adding to uproarious laughter, "Assuming you can find one."

The CNN chyron described Cox as "Chair, Human Rights Campaign Board of Directors." It could have just as easily identified Cox as "Donor, Elizabeth Warren."

Cox's Twitter profile indicates that his full name is "Morgan W. Cox III" and he is a partner at the investment firm Marquis Group. The Marquis Group is located in Plano, Tex., part of the larger Dallas-Fort Worth metropolitan area. FEC filings show that a "Morgan Cox III" from Plano, Tex., who listed his occupation as "investor" donated the legal maximum of $2,700 to Warren's Senate primary campaign in 2017, followed by two donations totaling $2,700 to her general election campaign the following year. Cox also donated $2,700 to the Elizabeth Warren Action Fund PAC.

CNN made another oopsie.

So many oopsies.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:26 PM




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1 Boom!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:28 PM (cfSRQ)

2 CNN is pitifully bad at lying.

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 14, 2019 06:28 PM (u5LFV)

3 Yes! Spider-senses status: OPTIMIZED.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:28 PM (cfSRQ)

4 Texas was certainly different in the 1950's when my husband was stationed at Ft. Sam Houston. Loved San Antonia.

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 14, 2019 06:30 PM (u5LFV)

5 All the town halls are fixed.

Everyone in the audience is a plant.

Where the drama comes in is who the networks choose to call on and what lines they're fed.

Anyone want to take bets on whether CNN auctions off question order and who gets called on when?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:30 PM (cfSRQ)

6 *points to nic*

CNN...CNN...

You gonna learn some day.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 06:30 PM (RU4sa)

7 Well, whadayaknow.

Posted by: RI Red at October 14, 2019 06:30 PM (Ul5t2)

8

My DICTIONARY teaches me that marriage is between one man and one woman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2019 06:31 PM (aKsyK)

9 Viral singer?

Miley Virus?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:31 PM (jYnPD)

10 Top ten!

Posted by: CliffClavin at October 14, 2019 06:31 PM (dyCMp)

11 At this point don't we just take for granted it's all scripted with plants in the audience?

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 06:31 PM (kD8Fh)

12 Does the FCC have jurisdiction to investigate CNN's bias?

Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 06:31 PM (ZZDMQ)

13 don't forget to pay your cable bill

Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (nFwvY)

14 At this point, I assume all town hall questioners are plants. Kinda like hate crimes - hoax/set-up unless proven otherwise.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (bDqIh)

15 They could have had Donna Brazile askthe questions, same thing.

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (ZCEU2)

16 If you saw this when it happened you suspected it was scripted. But then you said, Hekawi Liz would never lie or pander

Jokes on her if she makes it to the general.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (8u2cS)

17 Remember when the progs assured us that ghey "marriage" would have absolutely no effect on people who believe in traditional marriage?

Now the talking point is revoking tax exempt status for churches that teach biblical marriage.

Guess that promise went right up the old poop chute, right Lizzie?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (sWM8x)

18 top 20

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (pw+jk)

19 It's all propaganda, even the commercials.

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (Bf3hj)

20 How can a partner in an investment firm think that Warren would be good for business? My mind boggles at the stupidity.

Posted by: abbynormal at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (I849g)

21 Does anyone really watch town halls? I just assume they are photo op propaganda free ads.

Posted by: RI Red at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (Ul5t2)

22 So... "I'm old-fashioned and my faith teaches me that marriage is between one man and one woman."

But his twitter profile is full of pictures of him and his male partner and support for all sorts of gay rights stuff. Mmmm'kay.

Fidelity to one's faith is so old fashioned.

Posted by: Luke Duke at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (238oJ)

23 I figured out this was a plant when Warren said something "spontaneously" funny. She never does that. She can't do that.

Which, for a person with her legal resume is unbelievable. If you have that much supposed experience in actual law practice, the one thing you're reliably good at is being quick on your feet.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (S+f+m)

24 Guess that promise went right up the old poop chute, right Lizzie?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (sWM8x)

Indian giver.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (jYnPD)

25 So many oopsies.
........

Gonna have to switch to oopties.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

26 Before I get further into this topic, I have to know:

What does Jonah Goldberg think about it? Has David French offered an opinion?

And that other guy, the one on permanent Spanish vacation. He still around?

A nation holds its breath waiting for the Solons of the Cuckpatch to tell it what to think.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (cfSRQ)

27 Is is just me, or is that habit she has of rubbing her hands together after she thinks she scores a point look Wicked-Witch evil?

Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (ZZDMQ)

28 20
How can a partner in an investment firm think that Warren would be good for business? My mind boggles at the stupidity.

Posted by: abbynormal at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (I849g)

Good for all business? No.

Good for donor's business? That's the point.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (jYnPD)

29 Remember when the progs assured us that ghey "marriage" would have absolutely no effect on people who believe in traditional marriage?


They would usually ask,"how is gay marriage going to hurt you, or your marriage"
That wasn't a rhetorical question. They wanted to know how to Make it hurt.

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (Bf3hj)

30 Can you send vape signals by vaping?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: E. "Two Dogs" Warren at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (DMUuz)

31 According to all the John Wayne movies, the Injuns did more chanting and whooping than singing.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (8AONa)

32 https://twitter.com/morganwcox3/media

Posted by: Luke Duke at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (238oJ)

33 20 How can a partner in an investment firm think that Warren would be good for business?


dude's name is Mor Cox. not hard to figure out.

Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (nFwvY)

34 Sodomy is old fashioned.

Sodomy is as old as the hills but the sodomites of today think they invented sodomy.

Sodomites gotta sodom.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (Z+IKu)

35 "Well, I'm going to assume it's a guy who said that and I'm going to say, 'Then just marry one woman. I
m cool with that,'"


It was plainly a set up but... she wants everyone else to marry more than one woman? I mean if you say "just" that implies the alternative is polygamy...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

36 Was Lizzie's soldier lover there?

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

37 "Questioner" Who Set Up Elizabeth Warren For Her Probably-Prescripted Viral Singer

I hate those fucking singing shows as well.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (1Vobx)

38 Guess that promise went right up the old poop chute, right Lizzie?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 14, 2019 06:32 PM (sWM8x)

---
Pow Wow Chow Surprise Anal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (cfSRQ)

39 I assume all the network townhalls are staged top to bottom

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (ZCEU2)

40 5
All the town halls are fixed.

Everyone in the audience is a plant.

Where the drama comes in is who the networks choose to call on and what lines they're fed.

Anyone want to take bets on whether CNN auctions off question order and who gets called on when?


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:30 PM (cfSRQ)

What he said.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (RVnO7)

41 Is is just me, or is that habit she has of rubbing
her hands together after she thinks she scores a point look
Wicked-Witch evil?

Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (ZZDMQ)

===
Cruelia DeVille. And yes Warren eats little puppies.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (pw+jk)

42 Hekawi Liz is a fascist. She wants to co- opt big companies especially financials because that's where the money is

Small business isn't worth shaking down and must be destroyed

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (8u2cS)

43 >>Remember when the progs assured us that ghey "marriage" would have absolutely no effect on people who believe in traditional marriage?



Yes, yes I do, and those of us who saw where this would lead were characterized as crazy and paranoid. It won't hurt your marriage, so what do you care, love is love!

I just never imagined how quickly it would go from "bake the d@mn cake" to "we're going to medicate and castrate your son, bigot."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (bDqIh)

44 that implies the alternative is polygamy...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: zombie Brigham Young at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (DMUuz)

45 Am I the only one who didn't find her answer funny...or anywhere near clever?

Posted by: abbynormal at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (I849g)

46 "Viral zinger" sounds like it could be painful.

Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (2Mnv1)

47 Which, for a person with her legal resume is unbelievable. If you have that much supposed experience in actual law practice, the one thing you're reliably good at is being quick on your feet.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (S+f+m)

Idealogues have no spontaneous humor in them. They'd always prefer to shriek a diatribe at you. The only way they can ever do "humor" is if it is carefully scripted for them ahead of time. And even then, note that her "humor" is only making fun of the Christians who she hates.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (Kpl3J)

48 32
https://twitter.com/morganwcox3/media

Posted by: Luke Duke at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM (238oJ)

It's gheyer than Shep in a tutu in there.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (jYnPD)

49 Which, for a person with her legal resume is
unbelievable. If you have that much supposed experience in actual law
practice, the one thing you're reliably good at is being quick on your
feet.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (S+f+m)

---
She was an affirmative action hire.

She wasn't skilled or good, she was a token Indian female.

Until she didn't need it any more.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:37 PM (cfSRQ)

50 cnn:
unfair and unbalanced

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 06:37 PM (wscsn)

51 Allowing an activist, and that's what someone who is on the Human Rights Campaign board of directors is, to ask questions at a "town hall" is preposterous on its face.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 06:37 PM (ppBhU)

52 "A planted question, a potted answer."

"Come on! A plant is always the answer!" - Weinstein

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 06:37 PM (32YRo)

53 Oh, he's an "investor"

Posted by: MAGA at October 14, 2019 06:38 PM (I5LRE)

54 Which, for a person with her legal resume is unbelievable. If you have that much supposed experience in actual law practice, the one thing you're reliably good at is being quick on your feet.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (S+f+m)

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If Liawatha was really any good at lawyerin' she wouldn't have gone into politics.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 06:38 PM (qC1Sy)

55 Willowed but appropriate:

301 Go on YouTube for Farrah on The Dating Game

Ultimate smoking!
Posted by: Ignoramus

----

Let me see if I can pull this all together -

Didn't Farrah die of anal cancer?
Posted by: Tonypete

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 06:38 PM (Y4EXg)

56 his twitter profile is full of pictures of him and his male partner and support for all sorts of gay rights stuff.
.......

Oh boy, here we go again. Cue up the anal jokes.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

57 Pravda is rec league compared to these scomfs

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 14, 2019 06:38 PM (WhTSP)

58 >>If Liawatha was really any good at lawyerin' she wouldn't have gone into politics.

Or teaching.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2019 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)

59 20 How can a partner in an investment firm think that Warren would be good for business? My mind boggles at the stupidity.

Posted by: abbynormal at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (I849g)

==============================
How can Baby's R Us think donating to Planned Parenthood is good for business?

Answer: There's a lot of EXTREMELY stupid people out there.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at October 14, 2019 06:39 PM (fhP7v)

60 It was a plant and Fauxcahontas was prepared for it, because plant. CNN was in on it too. And it going "viral" was (we'll soon find) due to Twitter and Faceborg being in on all that; they shadowban dissenters and promote SJW.

Still... I don't care. It's ultimately Lizzy thumbing the eyes of deplorables just like Hillary did. This will go out as yet another insult to those of us who understand what marriage is.

Word is, also, getting out on what homosexuality is, especially for men, which is trauma from childhood molestation.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 06:39 PM (ykYG2)

61 35
"Well, I'm going to assume it's a guy who said that and I'm going to say, 'Then just marry one woman. I

m cool with that,'"



It was plainly a set up but... she wants everyone else to marry more
than one woman? I mean if you say "just" that implies the alternative
is polygamy...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

Ok, seriously who the fuck would want to marry more than one woman?*looks around*Heidi hasn't been around has she?
uuhhmmm cause I mean she's perfect sooo hey, who would want another woman.,..is what I meant.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 06:39 PM (RVnO7)

62 "She was an affirmative action hire. She wasn't skilled or good, she was a token Indian female. Until she didn't need it any more."

My point precisely.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2019 06:39 PM (S+f+m)

63 DMUuz)

45 Am I the only one who didn't find her answer funny...or anywhere near clever?
Posted by: abbynormal at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (I849g)


It was a "nothing" answer, and as Ace points out, entirely scripted.

All the members of the leftist media (but I repeat myself) are all touching themselves because they believe it is a "centrist" response that will appeal to the Deplorables.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 06:39 PM (TdMsT)

64 Town halls, shmown halls. All news[I/] is scripted.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:39 PM (NH9pa)

65 Well, you can marry more than one woman..just not at the same time.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

66 Test.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (NH9pa)

67 "23 I figured out this was a plant when Warren said something "spontaneously" funny. She never does that. She can't do that.

Which, for a person with her legal resume is unbelievable. If you have that much supposed experience in actual law practice, the one thing you're reliably good at is being quick on your feet.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2019 06:33 PM (S+f+m)"


LOL, did she ever litigate a case in her life ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (wscsn)

68 Idealogues have no spontaneous humor in them.
They'd always prefer to shriek a diatribe at you. The only way they
can ever do "humor" is if it is carefully scripted for them ahead of
time. And even then, note that her "humor" is only making fun of the
Christians who she hates.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (Kpl3J)

---
It isn't actually funny, either, it's an insult.

And people laugh because insulting the right targets make them happy, because they are garbage people who thrive on hate.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)

69 Senator, I'm old-fashioned and my faith teaches me that marriage is between one man and five wives.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

70 Warren said, before adding to uproarious laughter,
........

Crowd smokum too much peace pipe.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

71
Remember when the progs assured us that ghey "marriage" would have absolutely no effect on people who believe in traditional marriage?

Neal Boortz is fond of repeating that line.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (aKsyK)

72 Senator, I'm old-fashioned and my faith teaches me that marriage is between one man and a goat from the next village.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

73 Does anyone actually watch that crap?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (jXrK7)

74 The Conservative case for ass raping NBC bimbos, and planted questions on CNN. The asses in Atlanta don't require raping.

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (Bf3hj)

75


Morgan Cox at the Thursday town hall as "the chair of the Human Rights Campaign board of directors




Human Rights so do they support all humans or just those who don't like the opposite sex?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (JXWAw)

76 Planted questions are standard CNN operating procedure.


Who actually can take them seriously any more?


Propagandists one and all at that cable channel.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (sy5kK)

77 My Methodist faith informs me that Elizabeth Warren has a hootchie that tastes like sardines.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (sWM8x)

78 Cnn failed. End quote

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (J/Lk+)

79 is there a waiver for siblings?

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (HALdu)

80 Bunch of Homos.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

81 So CNN is provably a political PAC.


Surely they are breaking some laws with all their bullshit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (pPGSp)

82 Idealogues have no spontaneous humor in them.

They'd always prefer to shriek a diatribe at you. The only way they

can ever do "humor" is if it is carefully scripted for them ahead of

time. And even then, note that her "humor" is only making fun of the

Christians who she hates.



Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (Kpl3J)

I imagine them going over these scripts saying, yeah, that's good, as if they think it will make them more human-like, and amiable.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (jYnPD)

83 if anyone went off script and asked a spontaneous question CNN would cut them out.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (RVnO7)

84 Ok, seriously who the fuck would want to marry more than one woman?*looks around*Heidi hasn't been around has she?
uuhhmmm cause I mean she's perfect sooo hey, who would want another woman.,..is what I meant.


Good dodge there, CB. We gotcha covered, just in case.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (HaL55)

85 Remember Donna Kelly trying to interview Richard Simmons. What happened to you, CNN?

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (Bf3hj)

86 SPONGE!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (tjNqg)

87 I expect all of the questions are provided by the campaigns. I mean, why do it the Hillary way and have them submit the questions when you can just hand the media their script? Much quicker that way.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (hI/80)

88 It was plainly a set up but... she wants everyone else to marry more than one woman? I mean if you say "just" that implies the alternative is polygamy...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

------------------------------

At the very least, it seems to suggest she's cool with polygamy, too...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (CAJOC)

89 That scripted answer tells me she doesn't care about the straight white male vote because it seemed to me just as much anti-male as it was a push back against anti-gay.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (2DOZq)

90 May Catholic Faith tells me that Every Sperm is Sacred.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (xPJvm)

91 This debate/townhall propaganda has been going on FOR YEARS. Aside from this cycle, in the 2016 one, let's not forget that Hillary got caught getting the debate questions in advance. Caught THAT time. Does ANYONE think that's not routine?

- Questions in advance
- Planted questioners
- (No Doubt) it works other way too, with plants asking GOP candidates tough questions and narrative building questions.
- Issue-Inventory for benefit of Dems (the questions given to both candidates are created to support the Dem issues agenda.... for BOTH parties.)

This is yet another issue we've been complaining loudly about FOR YEARS. I don't know why the GOP would ever agree to participate in debates organized by CNN, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, Etc. Why? What's in it for the GOP candidates? Do they honestly think that naked air time is a driver of votes? It's not, when the entire event is orchestrated and coordinated to make YOU look bad and turn off people from voting from you.

But the GOP-E remains stuck in a state of Media understanding from the 1980s to 1990s.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (DRgs8)

92 I'm old fashioned and my faith tells me marriage is between one woman and her brother.

Posted by: Sultana Ilhan Omar at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

93 Iran has some serious abuse issues, yet Morgan and partner are comfortably situated in the US, while supposedly being all about "human rights."

Funny how that works, isn't it?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (qC1Sy)

94



Cox's Twitter profile indicates that his full name is "Morgan W. Cox III



And Morgan Cox really likes c*cks

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (JXWAw)

95 As I have gone through the last 29 1/2 years of my life, I have identified lack of a sense of humor as one of the biggest tells for being an evil ahole, period.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (wscsn)

96 73
Does anyone actually watch that crap?


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 06:41 PM (jXrK7)

Trump rally coverage beat out LQBLT circle-jerk, IIRC.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (jYnPD)

97 Mrs. Warren, Mrs. Warren .. follow up question please?

If a candidate puts fake Indian recipes in a cookbook to substantiate a false claim (to steal a spot from a real Native American at Harvard) she is Native American, is that candidate more dishonest or more ignorant?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (Cus5s)

98 The media is a monster that needs to be slain.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (H8QX8)

99 Good dodge there, CB. We gotcha covered, just in case.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (HaL55)

Thanks cause the ettes are on in her corner. Ya know loyalty...."chicks or dicks".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (RVnO7)

100 I imagine them going over these scripts saying, yeah, that's good, as if
they think it will make them more human-like, and amiable.


"The key to success in life is sincerity. If you can fake that, the world is your oyster."

- Groucho Marx, my kind of Marxist

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (HaL55)

101 "Senator, I spilled some water on my script. Can you read for me question #4?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (hI/80)

102 saw the tape. obvious plant. you could see she was waiting for the set-up and said her line without skipping a beat. everything she does is calculated, and that's why her lies are so offensive.

Posted by: mjc at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (Pg+x7)

103



Someone should have asked her if her tribe believes that marriage is between one brave and one squaw

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (JXWAw)

104 I imagine them going over these scripts saying, yeah, that's good, as if they think it will make them more human-like, and amiable.

Posted by: flounder, rebel

They think you need the Rowdy Roddy Piper glasses to view their real selves, but you don't really - you can see their lizard skin just as plain as day...

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (32YRo)

105 In other news, Beh-toe threw down the mish scented glove in challenge to Mary Pete and his assertion that Piss Pants needs to pick fights in order to stay "relevant".

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (BRpqW)

106 "Assuming you can find one"

not everyone can land a trophy shrew like Liz's hubby did.

Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (nFwvY)

107 She wasn't skilled or good, she was a token Indian female.

Until she didn't need it any more.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:37 PM (cfSRQ)

Yup. The skills needed to beat the President would demand a very good ability to improvise. AOC might manage it: there are a few professional comedians with the skill. But no wit and no track record of creating actual jobs means Trump will beat her like a rented mule. Not even a united media + Big Tech can make President Fauxcahantas happen.

Posted by: trev006 at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (frhjW)

108 69 Senator, I'm old-fashioned and my faith teaches me that marriage is between one man and five wives.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)
=======================
Mine is one man and up to four wives

Posted by: Iman Muslim at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (fhP7v)

109 Seriously, this has been studied. You pick up any newspaper and focus on just the "news" -- disregard the OpEd stuff -- and between a third and half of it is press releases with no changes made at all.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (NH9pa)

110 I just came here for the Cox.

Posted by: Schleppin' Shep at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (khDB6)

111 17 Remember when the progs assured us that ghey "marriage" would have absolutely no effect on people who believe in traditional marriage?

Now the talking point is revoking tax exempt status for churches that teach biblical marriage.

Guess that promise went right up the old poop chute, right Lizzie?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis



I remember that those of use who warned that gay marriage would lead to this moment were mocked by the 'experts'. It didn't take long for the ole goal posts to be moved.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (g/gkH)

112 It's MNF time, and I haven't had decent suicide wings in far too long (

Posted by: Pontillos Pizza at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (Bf3hj)

113 if a polygamist is man with too many wives, what is a monogamist?

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (tjNqg)

114 The vid of warren refusing to answer the middle class tax question is funny.

She thinks that answer is going to get her through an election?

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (HALdu)

115 sock_rat_eez

Oh, yes, this about the lack of sense of humor. And that cuts across the political spectrum.

Which I why I like AoS so much.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (S+f+m)

116 How many ways can you say lying cock sucker?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (cEsBM)

117 if a polygamist is man with too many wives, what is a monogamist?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (tjNqg)



a man without enough blowjobs.

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (HALdu)

118 "89 That scripted answer tells me she doesn't care about the straight white male vote because it seemed to me just as much anti-male as it was a push back against anti-gay.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (2DOZq) "



Bingo.

"If you can find one."

No snark there.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 06:46 PM (wscsn)

119 Teigen is going down hill faster than Spider Sabich.

Posted by: klaftern at October 14, 2019 06:46 PM (RuIsu)

120 116
How many ways can you say lying cock sucker?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (cEsBM)

Try me!!! or fly me!!

Posted by: Shep! at October 14, 2019 06:46 PM (RVnO7)

121 So CNN is provably a political PAC.


Surely they are breaking some laws with all their bullshit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (pPGSp)
---------------

I don't remember which network ran the "interview" but, it was one where Hillary and Slow Joe visited with Joe's mom, I think it was. Anyway, it was plainly a political ad disguised as an "interview."

Point being, nothing new, the press does payment in kind with the DNC all the time and nothing is ever done about it.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 06:46 PM (qC1Sy)

122 I imagine them going over these scripts saying,
yeah, that's good, as if they think it will make them more human-like,
and amiable.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 06:42 PM (jYnPD)

---
"I'm gonna get me, uh, a beer."

Totally genuine.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:46 PM (cfSRQ)

123 Morgan Cox.

Heh.

Posted by: Golfman at October 14, 2019 06:47 PM (/k3t3)

124 113 if a polygamist is man with too many wives, what is a monogamist?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 06:45 PM (tjNqg)

-------------------------------------

A man with too many wife!


I keed, I keed...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 06:47 PM (CAJOC)

125 Yeah, Art, cuts across indeed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 06:47 PM (wscsn)

126 Leftism has only has movable goal posts that they never reach.

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 06:48 PM (ZCEU2)

127 The only good town halls are where there's a couple guys heating up a bucket of roofing tar and another one cutting open down pillows. Keeps things honest.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 14, 2019 06:48 PM (C1Lsn)

128 That scripted answer tells me she doesn't care about
the straight white male vote because it seemed to me just as much
anti-male as it was a push back against anti-gay.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (2DOZq)


That's why I hope she's the nominee because in the general tons of people will sit home rather than vote for her and Trump will win in a landslide

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 06:48 PM (JXWAw)

129 I have an idea for a new Charlie's Angels movie. To better reflect average America, the angels are all minority trans women. Charlie reveals early on that he is now transitioning, but keeping the name Charlie. Instead of killing the bad guys, the angels make them realize that they are only bad because of a lifetime of misgendering, and have an informal information seminar wherein the angels relate their individual transition stories and provide resources for questioning transgenders. It'll be huge!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2019 06:48 PM (dNzKv)

130 There are polygamists in my neighborhood. The women who agree to that generally could never get a single suitor to go anywhere near her. If you can hold Greta 20 years older in your mind, with even more anger, you'd have it.

Posted by: Pontillos Pizza at October 14, 2019 06:48 PM (Bf3hj)

131 Ok, seriously who the fuck would want to marry more than one woman?*looks around*Heidi hasn't been around has she?
uuhhmmm cause I mean she's perfect sooo hey, who would want another woman.,..is what I meant.
Mrs. Refugee has suggested suitable candidates for polygamy. Unfortunately, the starlets on that list don't hang out around here.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 06:48 PM (8AONa)

132 A man with too many wife!





I keed, I keed...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 06:47 PM (CAJOC)

---
actually, that's the answer: a man with too many wives.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 06:49 PM (tjNqg)

133

Certainly Not News
Communist News Network
Corrupt News Network
C'mon Now Nancy

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 06:49 PM (sy5kK)

134 So, do like gladiators, Cox?

Posted by: Captain Oveur at October 14, 2019 06:49 PM (khDB6)

135 That's why I hope she's the nominee because in the general tons of people will sit home


That's the democrats general strategy. You sit home, we'll do the voting.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2019 06:49 PM (dNzKv)

136 Democrats can never agree if Sistah Wives are Creepy or Ultra-Cool.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:50 PM (Kpl3J)

137 Christian men with real beliefs have trouble finding a woman to marry them? Isn't that really Squaw Lizzy's message?


Whoever scripted that "clever" response apparently thinks they don't need the Christian vote, not even the marginally Christian vote. (that includes black and Hispanic that might be stronger on mostly-Christian ideals of marriage than whites.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 06:50 PM (Cus5s)

138 M-organ.
Cox.
Yeah.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

139 45 Am I the only one who didn't find her answer funny...or anywhere near clever?
Posted by: abbynormal at October 14, 2019 06:36 PM (I849g)



It was a zingless "zinger".

And I don't see how it's centrist, becuz -

You have to buy into the premise behind the joke which is -

Normal, traditional, Christian males will by unable to find a woman, because today's modern with-it laydeez are all about random sex and one night stands and surprise anal and need a man particularly a Christian man like a fish need a bicycle and don't want to be burdened with kids and yucko! a man and would rather get with a sistah to make tortillas IYKWIM and the only reason they might, might want to get with a man and get pregnant is to have an abortion and announce it proudly to the world.

But, yeah, if you buy into all that then yes, Lizzy Warren is quite the wit.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (XCfh1)

140 .
Contains
Nothing
Newsworthy

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (tjNqg)

141 The "zinger" isn't clever. It's an amalgam of two very very old leftist quips.

1. If you don't want a (gay marriage / abortion / whatever), don't have one.

2. Why are you against abortions, nobody's going to impregnate you anyway you hideous skank.

Note:

Regarding point one, they don't seem to apply this shit logic to things THEY don't like and want banned, EG guns.

Posted by: Hannibal at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (9t0Zz)

142 As I have gone through the last 29 1/2 years of my life, I have identified lack of a sense of humor as one of the biggest tells for being an evil ahole, period.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (wscsn)

Absolutely correct! Every asshole has this one common denominator.

The worst are the ones who only laugh when their superior tells a joke so they can brown nose.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (Z+IKu)

143 the bigger mystery is who would agree to marry warren?

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (HALdu)

144 Is is just me, or is that habit she has of rubbing her hands together after she thinks she scores a point look Wicked-Witch evil?
Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 06:34 PM

Or Lady Macbeth-ish.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (COzlW)

145 132 A man with too many wife!





I keed, I keed...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 06:47 PM (CAJOC)

---
actually, that's the answer: a man with too many wives.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 14, 2019 06:49 PM (tjNqg)

----------------------------

I know, but I prefer not to incur the wrath of the married 'ettes.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (CAJOC)

146 66 Test.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:40 PM (NH9pa)

Good news and bad news.


Good news is that you passed the test!

Bad news is that you posted at AoS, so there are now a number of government spy agencies that are tracking you 24/7.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (sy5kK)

147 The shrew-ness is great with Hiawatha. No one wants to endure 4 years of nagging shrew-ness in their face - I really think this was a huge factor in Hilary's loss - plain folks could smell the on-coming shrew in-you-face-ness that four years of Hilary represented - MS Prickly Prune Hiawatha offers the same shrieking shrew-ness - no thanks.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 06:51 PM (32YRo)

148 Going for the traditionalist Mormon vote eh?

Mitt should be good with that, as long as it doesn't upset his apple cart.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 14, 2019 06:52 PM (O8SrN)

149 The only good town halls are where there's a couple guys heating up a bucket of roofing tar and another one cutting open down pillows. Keeps things honest.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 14, 2019 06:48 PM (C1Lsn)
...........

Can I man the stocks?

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

150 Mitt should be good with that, as long as it doesn't upset his apple cart.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 14, 2019 06:52 PM (O8SrN)

Or his rice bowl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 06:53 PM (cEsBM)

151 Trump is the Greatest Show On Earth!

Posted by: demoncrat at October 14, 2019 06:53 PM (qt4u3)

152 She's doing the same type of "humor" that all of the Woke late night shows do now - lecturing the audience and expecting them to Laugh out of Duty to the Cause.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 06:53 PM (Kpl3J)

153 Warren is Greta Scruntberg as an adult. She's gonna make Hillary look genuine and likeable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 06:53 PM (ppBhU)

154 "Well, I'm going to assume it's a guy who said that and I'm going to say, "Then just marry one woman. I'm cool with that,'" Warren said, before adding to uproarious laughter, "Assuming you can find one."

__________________________


1. Don't give a rat's ass what Elizabeth Warren is cool with. The self-importance associated with saying that is disturbing.

2. Essentially, she's insulting every single person who believes in traditional marriage.


This was not a good answer. It was a polarizing answer that will lose more votes than it earns. Sooooo, viral that shit away.

Posted by: Orson at October 14, 2019 06:53 PM (z4MU6)

155 Her 'zinger' was 'othering' the majority of people in society.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

156 Government in marriage is a fucking joke. In 19xx (too long ago) they still had STD test to get a license in Collin Cty TX.

I blame churches. Why the fuck did any church allow government to get into marriage. Now it is in tax codes. And SS recognizes benefits.

Government is not allow in your bedroom!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

157 Mitt should be good with that, as long as it doesn't upset his apple cart.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 14, 2019 06:52 PM (O8SrN)
-------------

Speaking of Mitt, he's been kind of quiet lately.

I wonder if someone had a "talk" with him or if he tanked in the polls in Utah?

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 06:54 PM (qC1Sy)

158 Whoever scripted that "clever" response apparently
thinks they don't need the Christian vote, not even the marginally
Christian vote. (that includes black and Hispanic that might be stronger
on mostly-Christian ideals of marriage than whites.


Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 06:50 PM (Cus5s)

---
Yes, the remark made no sense to anyone who isn't well down the prog rabbit hole.

It was a transparent attempt to say "Hey dudes, if you want to get laid, act like you're cool with gay stuff!"

Like Liz Warren of all people is the keeper of the Cool Kidz lunch table.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)

159 Bad news is that you posted at AoS, so there are now a number of government spy agencies that are tracking you 24/7.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
________

At least they're more-or-less discreet and relatively benign, unlike the news media who would dox me or sexually assault me or both.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:55 PM (NH9pa)

160 You know we should have Cher redo her "Halfbreed" song as "1/1024th breed"

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 06:55 PM (HALdu)

161 So CNN used the impromptu questioners real name?

It's like they do not care anymore.

Posted by: tbodie at October 14, 2019 06:55 PM (cSU3r)

162 Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who looks set to lose his parliamentary majority after an Oct. 21 election, said on Monday he needed a strong government to keep standing up to U.S. President Donald Trump.

???
Hey Justin your shit hole country only exists due to the good graces of the US of A. STFU

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 06:55 PM (cEsBM)

163 Everything is phony in politics, EXPECIALLY with Squaw Running Behind.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

164
Like Liz Warren of all people is the keeper of the Cool Kidz lunch table.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)

-------------

"I'm gonna get me a beer" really set her apart from the rest of the candidates!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 14, 2019 06:55 PM (qC1Sy)

165 I asked a milenial this weekend why there was so much focus on global warming when it would help California if a lot of the "big thinkers" would concentrate on stopping the wind to help the firefighters. I was told that would be impossible! But stopping global warming is not impossible!

Posted by: Chillin the most at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (lonOK)

166 saw the tape. obvious plant. you could see she was
waiting for the set-up and said her line without skipping a beat.
everything she does is calculated, and that's why her lies are so
offensive.

Posted by: mjc at October 14, 2019 06:44 PM (Pg+x7)


That's why Trump would destroy her in any "debate" since he'll take her and the media covering for her off script. Every line she utters has been passed by a focus group and rehearsed. Barky the Pooch Eater may have read everything, but at least he could think on his feet. Warren will just go blank.
Speaking of deer in the headlights, our brave governor Newsom signed legislation for "you kill it, you grill it" regarding road kill. Who says CA is floundering in a moral abyss? I see truck sales skyrocketing.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (Z1ykJ)

167 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (arJlL)

168 Huh. I understand Epstein was also an "investor". I wonder if this Cox guy is another "investor" in the same mold as Epstein . . . with a little variation, apparently.

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (qvtWL)

169 102 mjc "everything she does is calculated. that's why her lies are so offensive..."

trump may be dishonest in the service of vanity or puffery ("biggest inauguration crowd in history"), but her lies are planned and crafted to deceive and manipulate.

Posted by: mjc at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (Pg+x7)

170 153 Warren is Greta Scruntberg as an adult. She's gonna make Hillary look genuine and likeable.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 06:53 PM (ppBhU)

There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary. I thought about that for a minute and decided they are both equally nauseating.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (a0IVu)

171 That scripted answer tells me she doesn't care about
the straight white male vote


Democrats seem to understand the last 3 presidential elections that they have no shot at the white male vote, so they aren't even going to try.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (KZzsI)

172 Someone needs to show me the daylight between [ENTER NAME OF "NEWS CASTER"] and the spokes holes for the DNC or any of the Dem candidates?

Seriously, what's going to be different between getting interviewed by Chuck Todd or Jennifer Palmeri?

Interview by Jake Tapper vs. Ben Rhodes?

Political "news" as propounded by Wolf Blitzer vs. Tom Perez?

There is no difference. None at all. Pick any political issue or event, and show me how any of the above would do anything other than completely agree with one another. Dem problems/issues barely mentioned or ignored completely when not spun to best possible analysis for Dems, even if you have to lie to get there? Of course, it's the exact opposite for all GOP issues.

I don't go the DNC for news or opinion, and for the same reasons, I don't look to CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, etc., for news or opinion.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (DRgs8)

173 ......wherein the angels relate their individual transition stories and provide resources for questioning transgenders. It'll be huge!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

That's....YUGE!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (vcOmj)

174 156
Government in marriage is a fucking joke. In 19xx (too long ago) they still had STD test to get a license in Collin Cty TX.



I blame churches. Why the fuck did any church allow government to
get into marriage. Now it is in tax codes. And SS recognizes benefits.



Government is not allow in your bedroom!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

---
Because marriage is the foundation of human society and western civilization. Without it, both will fail to exist.

Government recognized this crucial institution and created laws to strengthen it. Blood tests, licenses were there to make sure it was treated as a serious matter, not just something thrown away out of boredom.

You can't "get government out of marriage" any more than you can get government to stop taxing people.

The question is what side is the government on?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)

175 137 Christian men with real beliefs have trouble finding a woman to marry them? Isn't that really Squaw Lizzy's message?


Whoever scripted that "clever" response apparently thinks they don't need the Christian vote, not even the marginally Christian vote. (that includes black and Hispanic that might be stronger on mostly-Christian ideals of marriage than whites.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 06:50 PM (Cus5s)

Ever notice all incels are game playing, jerking off, low life weasels??

Get the fuck out of the basement and find a life. Go kill a deer. Go catch a fish. Go run a race.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (JFO2v)

176 I'm getting tired of reading all your denunciations of scripted answers.

Posted by: Zombie Lloyd Bentsen at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (9vQJW)

177 We around here seem to know that Climate Change is a cult. Let's not forget that cults are dangerous.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (NH9pa)

178 What did Mrs. Trebek say when Morgan slipped out of the shower and fell on top of her?
"Oh dear! I'm covered with dripping ___!!

Posted by: Sean Connery at October 14, 2019 06:58 PM (khDB6)

179 I'm for polygamy if it means I get 2 husbands. I will not share one with another woman.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (myjNJ)

180 Speaking of deer in the headlights, our brave
governor Newsom signed legislation for "you kill it, you grill it"
regarding road kill. Who says CA is floundering in a moral abyss? I see
truck sales skyrocketing.


Posted by: clutch cargo
=======
Cannibal Bob needs to check some details on this legislation.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (8AONa)

181 but her lies are planned and crafted to deceive and manipulate.
Posted by: mjc at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (Pg+x7)

Yep.

$467K per annum.

Posted by: golfman at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (M3a0a)

182 Just put on Levin, after the hour he is going to play more of Project Veritas clips released today.

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (ZCEU2)

183 The question is what side is the government on?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
________

This is going to seem obvious in a Columbus' Egg sort of way once you see it:

Government is on the side of government.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (NH9pa)

184 There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.

I wouldn't put it that way. She's less despised than Hillary but neither is likable at any level. Hillary is nasty and corrupt, and Warren is that prim bitch who always was turning everyone in at work and runs the Home Owner's Association. She's Karen. She's the teacher you hated in school, not because she was tough and demanded you worked hard, but because she was just mean and made fun of you. She's the hall monitor, the one who demands to see the manager. She's the one that won't let things go because it doesn't really matter, but always makes sure the boss hears about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (KZzsI)

185 Fake fake fake fake. Fake, fake. Fake? Fake fake fake fake. Fake! Fake fakity-fake fake.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (gAXBD)

186 179 I'm for polygamy if it means I get 2 husbands. I will not share one with another woman.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (myjNJ)

Honestly between work and home, some days I am so damn busy I would not mind another wife to help out with chores.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 07:00 PM (a0IVu)

187 Ever notice all incels are game playing, jerking off, low life weasels??



Get the fuck out of the basement and find a life. Go kill a deer. Go catch a fish. Go run a race.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (JFO2v)

---
There are several strains. A big one is the actual feminist liberal guy who gets treated as a doormat. Beta-orbiter I think is the term. We used to call it being LJBF "let's just be friends."

Ironically, we know that "feminist ally" men are the biggest cads of them all.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:00 PM (cfSRQ)

188 There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.


Well she is a thinner snake

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 07:00 PM (cEsBM)

189 174
Lloyd

The Big Govt is on the side to destroy marriage. That is my point!

Laws are changed by evil, fallen men ( and women) to meet the current fad.

When I was in my 30s and 40s it cost about 30k per year to be married. That buys a nice truck.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 07:01 PM (JFO2v)

190 There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.


Well she is a thinner snake
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 07:00 PM (cEsBM)

That low bar thing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 07:01 PM (cEsBM)

191 There was someone on FBN this morning who actually
said Warren is more likable than Hillary. I thought about that for a
minute and decided they are both equally nauseating.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (a0IVu)



C'mon on now they are both very down to earth relatable people. Hillary with her bottle of hot sauce and Liz drinking a can of firewater. How much more common people can it get?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:01 PM (dduq0)

192
OT

I fvckin' knew it. I always said, even if Trump gives them every tax return he ever filed, it won't be enough; they'll go after his bank records.

Well, they just have.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 07:01 PM (K28Rw)

193 Oh boy, here we go again. Cue up the anal jokes.
Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 06:38 PM


Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Posted by: zombie Gomer Pyle at October 14, 2019 07:02 PM (DMUuz)

194 Bad news is that you posted at AoS, so there are now a number of government spy agencies that are tracking you 24/7.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

*Sipping Pina Coladas with Lois Lerner.

Suck it bitchez.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at October 14, 2019 07:02 PM (M3a0a)

195 179 I'm for polygamy if it means I get 2 husbands. I will not share one with another woman.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (myjNJ)




you somali?

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:02 PM (HALdu)

196 Like saying cholera is better than typhoid.

Not really a good choice.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:02 PM (gAXBD)

197 I'm for polygamy if it means I get 2 husbands. I will not share one with another woman.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM


That arrangement is known as polyandry.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM (DMUuz)

198 Honestly between work and home, some days I am so damn busy I would not mind another wife to help out with chores.

You'd like 2 wives to help out with the chores.

You'd settle for 2 wives who kept each other occupied and thus didn't get in the way of you doing the chores.

You'll get nagging in stereo while you do the chores.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM (ppBhU)

199 I always thought that if you could have as many squaws as your string of ponies could support.

Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM (2Mnv1)

200 Warren s only more 'likable' than Hillary in the sense that people are less familiar with her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

201 There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.


That's a lot like saying giving Satan a blowjob is more pleasurable than getting ass-fucked by Satan.


Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2019 07:04 PM (XCfh1)

202 Boudica > Warren

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:04 PM (gAXBD)

203 Speaking of deer in the headlights, our brave governor Newsom signed legislation for "you kill it, you grill it" regarding road kill. Who says CA is floundering in a moral abyss? I see truck sales skyrocketing.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (Z1ykJ)

You kill it, you grill it, but you can't make it into a fur coat!

Posted by: Surfperch, trapped in Commiefornia at October 14, 2019 07:04 PM (flrWR)

204 Warren is that ex that always knew exactly the thing to say that hurt the most in front of her smug, sneering friends.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:04 PM (KZzsI)

205 You'll get nagging in stereo while you do the chores.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM (ppBhU)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:04 PM (jYnPD)

206
177 We around here seem to know that Climate Change is a cult. Let's not forget that cults are dangerous.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (NH9pa)


It is a religion. The objects of worship are the leading purveyors of "climate change."

Apostates are to condemned, labeled, and kept from employment and polite society.

In some arts of the world, apostates are arrested for their sins.

The gods of climate change are more grim than the Puritan God ever hoped to be.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (TdMsT)

207 Sen. Warren, what would you say to a full-blood Cherokee who thinks you can't parallel park for shit?

Posted by: Furious George, Asking Questions at a CNN Town Hall at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (9vQJW)

208 Like saying cholera is better than typhoid.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
________

But have you ever heard of love in the time of typhoid?

Posted by: @GabrielGarciaMarquez_Ouija at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (NH9pa)

209 Government is on the side of government.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:59 PM (NH9pa)

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That's a non-answer.

Laws are written to benefit someone. Hitherto, laws supported marriage. Now they attack it. Obergefell has made a tangled mess out of family law and created a new government-endorsed orthodoxy that is being used as a weapon against religion.

Government is never neutral.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)

210
There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.

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They're equally unlikable, but Hillary is far, FAR more evil IMO.

Warren has stupid ideas about socialism and as head of that CFPB in its deluxe offices, she would have harmed you and me immensely, but I can't see her traveling the world actively scamming millions of dollars out of foreign treasuries. I guess I just don't see her as seeing *herself* as that big a playa. She's more like "I'll call myself an Indian so I can be invited to luncheons" little sneak.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (K28Rw)

211 Honestly being second husband sounds like it has its advantages. "OK you keep her happy and I'll watch the game today. Tomorrow, I'll take over and you can go fishing"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

212 199 I always thought that if you could have as many squaws as your string of ponies could support.
Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM (2Mnv1)

In Utah 2nd and on wives and kids are all on welfare!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

213 Appalling!

Posted by: Donna Brazile at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (Pzzpr)

214 There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.

True. And Stalin was more cuddly than Hitler.

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (Z1eux)

215
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (KCxzN)

216 162 Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who looks set to lose his parliamentary majority after an Oct. 21 election, said on Monday he needed a strong government to keep standing up to U.S. President Donald Trump.

???
Hey Justin your shit hole country only exists due to the good graces of the US of A. STFU
Posted by: Nevergiveup



CANADIAN INTERFERENCE INTO AMERICAN POLITICS!! OMG!!!! SCANDALOUS!!! WAR!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, invade Canada now! at October 14, 2019 07:06 PM (g/gkH)

217 Speaking of polyandry -

I read a long time ago that the only place it's practiced as an ongoing thing is in Tibet (IIRC).

due to the difficulty involved in farming there.

It takes two guys to make it work, but not work well enough to have their own wives.

Usually the husbands are brothers.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2019 07:06 PM (XCfh1)

218 We around here seem to know that Climate Change is a cult. Let's not forget that cults are dangerous.
Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 06:57 PM (NH9pa)

It has become a religion. Not a cult.

A religion.

Not only Climate Change. Genderism. Everything.

Cults are freaks and short lived. Religions are long-lived.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at October 14, 2019 07:06 PM (M3a0a)

219 you somali?
Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:02 PM (HALdu)

Nope. All American mayhem whose hubbymayhem is a truck driver. It gets lonesome sometimes.
Ideally, the second hubbymayhem would be an identical twin to the first. Both truck drivers. One home this week, other home next week. Then I would be a very satisfied madame

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:06 PM (myjNJ)

220 You'll get nagging in stereo while you do the chores.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM


That's not nagging, more like direction helpful suggestions.

Posted by: The Wives at October 14, 2019 07:07 PM (DMUuz)

221 211
Honestly being second husband sounds like it has its advantages. "OK
you keep her happy and I'll watch the game today. Tomorrow, I'll take
over and you can go fishing"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

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You are so right! In fact, why have just one extra husband?

Posted by: Cuckpatch authors at October 14, 2019 07:07 PM (cfSRQ)

222 I don't think Warren is the amoral megalomaniac that Hillary is. She's rotten, but not to that hideous degree of soulless corruption. She's a lying, cheating shit, but with less ambition.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

223 You'll get nagging in stereo .
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM (ppBhU)

That was a Cars song, no?

Posted by: golfman at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (M3a0a)

224 Usually the husbands are brothers.

That's gonna make ye olde Eiffel Tower a little awkward.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (ppBhU)

225 Jean Seberg had two husbands in Paint Your Wagon.

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (kD8Fh)

226 Liz Warren is the Aunt you send a fruitcake to for Christmas.

Posted by: jsg at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (3KNlT)

227 Going for the traditionalist Mormon vote eh?

Mitt should be good with that, as long as it doesn't upset his apple cart.


Mitt is a member of the LDS Church and appears to be in good standing. Contrary to common belief, the LDS Church does not harbor a secret affection for Polygamous "Mormons". In fact, they actively seek out Polygamous "Mormons" who are still on the roles of the LDS Church and excommunicate them.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (9t0Zz)

228 Whoopsie!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 14, 2019 07:09 PM (Js8Dx)

229 Speaking of polyandry -

Ooh. You've got my attention...

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 14, 2019 07:09 PM (VP1E6)

230 . She's rotten, but not to that hideous degree of soulless corruption. She's a lying, cheating shit, but with less ambition.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

But with more wavy arms.

Posted by: golfman at October 14, 2019 07:09 PM (M3a0a)

231 Warren is a lightweight compared to Hillary.

I mean, how many of her friends have committed suicide?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:09 PM (gAXBD)

232 That's a lot like saying giving Satan a blowjob is more pleasurable than getting ass-fucked by Satan.

We don't talk or think this way in Bucks County.

Posted by: Becky Cloggenstein of Doylestown, PA at October 14, 2019 07:09 PM (Jj+59)

233 So obviously that was a campaign finance violation because it was a thing of value.

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2019 07:10 PM (gVh4g)

234 224 Usually the husbands are brothers.

That's gonna make ye olde Eiffel Tower a little awkward.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (ppBhU)

Both guys can see TV.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 07:10 PM (JFO2v)

235
In all fairness, Democrats are setting up Trump's one-liners also.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 14, 2019 07:10 PM (t5m5e)

236 217 Speaking of polyandry - . . .

Usually the husbands are brothers.
Posted by: naturalfake
__________

Go on . . .

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 14, 2019 07:10 PM (9vQJW)

237 somebody should organize a MoMe at the next warren ralley.

we could tailgate outside in feathered headdresses, smoke peace pipes and hand out blankets.

then we could stand politely by and ask the rally goers to explain why they support her.

or throw milkshakes at them, harass them and beat them up.

turnabout's fair play, you know...

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2019 07:10 PM (d7Ww2)

238 Liz Warren is the Aunt you send a fruitcake to for Christmas.
Posted by: jsg at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (3KNlT)

Sorry. No.

Liz Warren is the sister I disowned in 2016.

Posted by: golfman at October 14, 2019 07:11 PM (M3a0a)

239 we could tailgate outside in feathered headdresses, smoke peace pipes and hand out blankets.


I'll bring the ritual craps table and roulette wheel.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:12 PM (gAXBD)

240 237 somebody should organize a MoMe at the next warren ralley.

we could tailgate outside in feathered headdresses, smoke peace pipes and hand out blankets.

then we could stand politely by and ask the rally goers to explain why they support her.

or throw milkshakes at them, harass them and beat them up.

turnabout's fair play, you know...
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2019 07:10 PM (d7Ww2)

Liawath In?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 07:12 PM (JFO2v)

241 Liz Warren is the Aunt you send a fruitcake to for Christmas.

Posted by: jsg at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (3KNlT)
..........

re-gifted from the neighbor you hate.

Posted by: wth at October 14, 2019 07:12 PM (v0R5T)

242 231
Warren is a lightweight compared to Hillary.


Liz is retail corruption.

Hillary is wholesale.

Posted by: pep at October 14, 2019 07:12 PM (T6t7i)

243 Liz Warren is the sister I disowned in 2016.
Posted by: golfman at October 14, 2019 07:11 PM (M3a0a)

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Damn...

My condolences, golfman.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (RU4sa)

244 Lizzie is that school teacher everyone dreads having next semester.

Please, please, please! Not Mrs Passwater.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (xPJvm)

245 216 162 Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who looks set to lose his parliamentary majority after an Oct. 21 election, said on Monday he needed a strong government to keep standing up to U.S. President Donald Trump.

???
Hey Justin your shit hole country only exists due to the good graces of the US of A. STFU
Posted by: Nevergiveup


CANADIAN INTERFERENCE INTO AMERICAN POLITICS!! OMG!!!! SCANDALOUS!!! WAR!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, invade Canada now! at October 14, 2019 07:06 PM (g/gkH)

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Keeps standing up to Trump? Did I miss something?

Honestly, I doubt Trump even gives him a second thought

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (CAJOC)

246 Go on . . .
Posted by: Ilhan Omar


Ilhan, how many of your brothers did you date before deciding on Mr Right...-To-Emigrate?

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (IMdOQ)

247 >>> Liz Warren is the Aunt you send a fruitcake to for Christmas.

Liz Warren is your ex-wife's attorney,

Posted by: fluffy at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (dCRRg)

248 The other major problem with the "News Media" problem, that we don't talk about enough in here, is the strength of the Progressive media to push discussion, generally.

I see it clearly, because I don't consume any content at all from CNN,MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, New York Times, WaPo, etc. But it's downright amazing how much I stay up to date with their content. Sure, it's filtered through Conservative channels, but the point is, THEY talk about their talking points, and WE talk about THEIR talking points.

How often is the entire Country looking at an issue as framed by Conservatives? Much huh.

The left is perfectly connected through an organized matrix of elected officials, interests groups, news media, influencers, working together, to drive public opinion not based on convincing through reason, but instead by long-term psychological effects of Progressive view-point analysis to the almost total exclusion of the Conservative viewpoint, as-framed by Conservatives (the Left props up an entire industry of Democrat-approved "Conservatives" to use when discussing the issues on TV and in print.).

Major problem here folks. Where the hell is the "Media Department" and Media strategists for OUR elected officials? Where is their plan for creating new and bigger conservatives channels? Senators and GOP House members have been asleep at the wheel for DECADES on these issues.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (DRgs8)

249 Liz Warren is a nasty mean snotty librarian that hates people and thinks they should not be allowed to read "her" books.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (myjNJ)

250 Mitt is a member of the LDS Church and appears to be
in good standing. Contrary to common belief, the LDS Church does not
harbor a secret affection for Polygamous "Mormons". In fact, they
actively seek out Polygamous "Mormons" who are still on the roles of the
LDS Church and excommunicate them.



Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2019 07:08 PM (9t0Zz)

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Been that way for a while. I think it was a requirement for statehood.

I wonder how much of Utah is descended from Brigham Young. The family tree must be a mighty forest by now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (cfSRQ)

251 Are they sure it's not "Cux III"??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (Dh1wo)

252 That arrangement is known as polyandry.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2019 07:03 PM

That's us. A trans woman and a gay man living in Holy matrimony as God ordained.

Posted by: Polly and Rye at October 14, 2019 07:14 PM (COzlW)

253 I don't care how many wives Mitt has, but does he believe the golden tablets story? I'd like to know if he believes Joseph Smith, wife, illiterate, transcribe, re bury etc.
C'mon man. Faith is fine, but don't blow this up my a**.

Posted by: Ass Chum at October 14, 2019 07:14 PM (Jj+59)

254 Keeps standing up to Trump? Did I miss something?



Honestly, I doubt Trump even gives him a second thought

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (CAJOC)

He beat Trump in the evening gown portion of the program.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:14 PM (jYnPD)

255 Honestly being second husband sounds like it has its advantages. "OK you keep her happy and I'll watch the game today. Tomorrow, I'll take over and you can go fishing"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

All I see in this scenario is endless sloppy seconds.

No thanks.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 14, 2019 07:15 PM (VDb57)

256 I'm for polygamy if it means I get 2 husbands. I will not share one with another woman.

Fun fact, that actually has a different name: polyandry.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2019 07:15 PM (9t0Zz)

257 So she likes Cox. $5700 worth of Cox.

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2019 07:15 PM (gVh4g)

258 Nope. All American mayhem whose hubbymayhem is a truck driver. It gets lonesome sometimes.
Ideally, the second hubbymayhem would be an identical twin to the first. Both truck drivers. One home this week, other home next week. Then I would be a very satisfied madame
Posted by: madamemayhem
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Wasn't that a Tom Hanks movie?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 07:15 PM (eYD0A)

259 OT (sorta): Joe Biden saying he will beat Trump like a drum if he is the D nominee...dude is a legend in his own mind.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (a0IVu)

260 Liz Warren is the Aunt you send a fruitcake to for Christmas.


That would be pretty funny if everyone, and I do mean everyone on the right sent Warren the absolute worst fruitcake they could find for Christmas.

Try to time it so they all arrive on the same day.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (XCfh1)

261
All I see in this scenario is endless sloppy seconds.



No thanks.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at October 14, 2019 07:15 PM (VDb57)

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The Paolo on extended retainer.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (cfSRQ)

262 Hillary ignored the straight male vote to run up the vote in already Deep Blue enclaves.
How'd that work out?

Neither Hillary nor Liz get math, nor read a map, and especially not read a map with math

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (8u2cS)

263 *CNN Failed*

Ace, it is not nice to tease the Horde.

Posted by: tbodie at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (cSU3r)

264 Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who looks
set to lose his parliamentary majority after an Oct. 21 election, said
on Monday he needed a strong government to keep standing up to U.S.
President Donald Trump.



???

Hey Justin your shit hole country only exists due to the good graces of the US of A. STFU

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 06:55 PM (cEsBM)


Plus he needs to stay in power to afford all of the costumes he likes to wear. Tomorrow it's Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (dduq0)

265 Fun fact, that actually has a different name: polyandry.
Posted by: bonhomme
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So, Mr. & Mr. Buttrig?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (eYD0A)

266 >>There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.


Talk about damning with faint praise!
Hillary is spectacularly unlikeable to a large portion of the public that Lizzie Warren seems preferable. Compared to just about any other candidate, not s much. She's Hillary with more energy and no body count.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 07:17 PM (bDqIh)

267 So CNN is fake news?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 14, 2019 07:18 PM (87EdW)

268 Liz Warren is the woman who's been standing in front of you in the grocery line for ten minutes, arguing about an expired coupon, who then waits until everything else is checked out and put into bags before she finally starts to open her purse, then pulls out her checkbook.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:18 PM (oVJmc)

269 All American mayhem whose hubbymayhem is a truck driver. It gets lonesome sometimes.

Ideally, the second hubbymayhem would be an identical twin to the
first. Both truck drivers. One home this week, other home next week.
Then I would be a very satisfied madame

Posted by: madamemayhem


You keep serving up those softballs to torture the horde, don't you?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:18 PM (jYnPD)

270 Plus he needs to stay in power to afford all of the costumes he likes to wear. Tomorrow it's Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (dduq0)

If his party loses on 10/21, he will have that much more time to work on his Halloween costumes.

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 07:18 PM (a0IVu)

271 256 I'm for polygamy if it means I get 2 husbands. I will not share one with another woman.

Fun fact, that actually has a different name: polyandry.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 14, 2019 07:15 PM (9t0Zz)

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Based on my deep and intensive research, polygamy is just multiple spouses. Polyandry is multiple husbands, and polygyny is multiple wives.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:18 PM (CAJOC)

272 Wasn't that a Tom Hanks movie?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 07:15 PM (eYD0A)

Isn't everything?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:18 PM (myjNJ)

273 267
So CNN is fake news?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 14, 2019 07:18 PM (87EdW)

With a fake indian being asked a fake question. It's a trifaketa.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (jYnPD)

274 You know, I suppose I could have stayed home and made Powwow Chow . . .

Posted by: DistHillary at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (9vQJW)

275 Liz Warren is my mother-in-law.

Always wrong but never in doubt.

And very mean to the wrong sort.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (rw1l7)

276 would be an identical twin to the
first. Both truck drivers. One home this week, other home next week.
Then I would be a very satisfied madame

Posted by: madamemayhem




so, brothers

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (HALdu)

277 Plus he needs to stay in power to afford all of the costumes he likes to wear. Tomorrow it's Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:16 PM (dduq0)

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He's the dean from Community?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (CAJOC)

278 Biden means he'll take Trump behind the football stands in his varsity jacket with a six foot length of chain

Trump would take one look and have his bodyguard shoot Biden in the knees

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (8u2cS)

279 All the shiiting on men is popular with left wing men and their cuck counterparts.

Posted by: steevy at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (KNsKs)

280 276 would be an identical twin to the
first. Both truck drivers. One home this week, other home next week.
Then I would be a very satisfied madame

Posted by: madamemayhem




so, brothers
Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (HALdu)

--------------------------------

Maybe not. Ever see the movie Multiplicity? Just watch out for that last clone.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:20 PM (CAJOC)

281 >>Wasn't that a Tom Hanks movie?

Michael Keaton.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 07:20 PM (bDqIh)

282 I'll Corn Pop his ass.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 14, 2019 07:21 PM (3KNlT)

283 Warren our next president! AOC next secretary of homeland security. Thanks for letting me know you are not fox news watchers ;but get your news from the daily stormer!

Posted by: raimondo at October 14, 2019 07:21 PM (0DJsd)

284 278
Biden means he'll take Trump behind the football stands in his varsity jacket with a six foot length of chain



Trump would take one look and have his bodyguard shoot Biden in the knees

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (8u2cS)

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Trump actually has a concealed carry permit for NY.

He's rumored to pack heat regularly, so while Joe yanks out his chain, Trump will draw a bead.

"Go ahead, Joe. Make my day."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (cfSRQ)

285 Lots and lots and lots of oopsies.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/DNC/msm at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (bLNyr)

286 I'm launching a paternity suit against Neil Cavuto.

Posted by: Donna Brazile at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (Pzzpr)

287 ???

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (gAXBD)

288 184 There was someone on FBN this morning who actually said Warren is more likable than Hillary.


The executioner with the gun is more likeable than the executioner with the machete.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (Vy7tf)

289 so, brothers
Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (HALdu)

This is purely a hypothetical brother . Hubbymayhem does have a real brother but not twin and not an option. Ick!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (myjNJ)

290 Ideally, the second hubbymayhem would be an identical twin to the first. Both truck drivers. One home this week, other home next week. Then I would be a very satisfied madame
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:06 PM (myjNJ)

So, no spit-roasting?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

291 CNN Failed To Disclose should be a show on Fox Business.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (3KNlT)

292 286 I'm launching a paternity suit against Neil Cavuto.

Posted by: Donna Brazile at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (Pzzpr)

*wipes water off monitor*

Posted by: IC at October 14, 2019 07:23 PM (a0IVu)

293 Hey Justin your shit hole country only exists due to the good graces of the US of A. STFU
Posted by: Nevergiveup

That's a wide brush you're painting an entire country with.
Canada has remarkably beautiful places and good people, for example, Gander 9/11.
Trudeau is a progressive liberal. Many Canadians, are not.

Posted by: Alice McD at October 14, 2019 07:23 PM (fWdPl)

294 276
would be an identical twin to the

first. Both truck drivers. One home this week, other home next week.

Then I would be a very satisfied madame



Posted by: madamemayhem



so, brothers

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:19 PM (HALdu)

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Wow, an 'ette steps up and brings the kink!

Surprising, but not as surprising as surprise anal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:23 PM (cfSRQ)

295 If you listen closely you can hear Aaron Sorkin tapping away at his hardwood typewriter. He is old fashioned.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 14, 2019 07:23 PM (qeNcS)

296 Yeah, so what? Every question on Fox News is planted by Trump or the Republican National Committee.

Posted by: Jeff Zucker at October 14, 2019 07:23 PM (AMIL/)

297 raimondo never had a mother-in-law

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 07:24 PM (ZCEU2)

298 All the town halls for any candidates of any party are pretty much scripted which is why they are useless. Yet, there was actually nothing wrong with Cox's rather reasonable question per se. It was the Indian's idiotic answer that was the tell this time.

Posted by: corn and beans at October 14, 2019 07:24 PM (tkNkP)

299 new Spongey Bob thread up

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 07:24 PM (kD8Fh)

300 I think children are the x factor vis polyandry/polygamy. With one, parentage is never at issue, with the other, it always is. Not a recipe for long term male support.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (87EdW)

301 Everyone using the Biden corn pop reference has started to give me a hankering for corn pops.

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (HALdu)

302 So Mister Trudeau you have any plans for Halloween?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (qeNcS)

303 297
raimondo never had a mother-in-law

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 07:24 PM (ZCEU2)

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Raimondo still working on that "front hole/back hole" thing.

"What are they for?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (cfSRQ)

304 So, no spit-roasting?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

They would both be home for weekends.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (myjNJ)

305 polygamy is just multiple spouses. Polyandry is multiple husbands, and polygyny is multiple wives.[/]

polyethylene is multiple Mermans.

Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2019 07:28 PM (FhXTo)

306 So, no spit-roasting?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

They would both be home for weekends.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 07:25 PM (myjNJ)

*checks calender*

Nope, not Memorial Day.

Posted by: tbodie at October 14, 2019 07:28 PM (cSU3r)

307 polygamy is just multiple spouses. Polyandry is multiple husbands, and polygyny is multiple wives.[/]

polyethylene is multiple Mermans.
Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2019 07:28 PM (FhXTo

no, no. wrong, wrong. the word of the day is: "Polyamory. Repeat after me , "Polyamory". Good. Now use "Polyamory" in a sentence...

Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

308 The other major problem with the "News Media" problem, that we don't talk about enough in here, is the strength of the Progressive media to push discussion, generally.

. . . the point is, THEY talk about their talking points, and WE talk about THEIR talking points.

Posted by: RichardWindsor

That's the mass media's influence. It's described by Agenda Setting theory, which you summarized beautifully. It's very powerful, and as far as I can tell, there's no way around it on a society-wide scale. That's the bad news.

The good news is, although they dictate what people think about, they don't dictate what people think.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (NH9pa)

309 "Yet, there was actually nothing wrong with Cox's
rather reasonable question per se. It was the Indian's idiotic answer
that was the tell this time" Posted by: corn and beans

it wasn't even a question ... not about the man being against gay marriage. The hypothetical man just said he believed in traditional marriage, not that gays should not "marry" The question was "what would you say to that man?"

And Lizzy responds with insults ... that she assumed it was a man, and that he probably couldn't find a wife if he believed that way.


So in yet another way, bad politics. She just insulted all Dem voters that believe marriage is between a man and woman, but don't care if laws allow gays to (pretend to be) married. So being neutral (on the legal side of it) is not an option ... their way of the highway.


Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (Cus5s)

310 I'd film it like In Raiders with the Arab and Indy

Biden swings the chain with theatrical ersatz menace

An exasperated Trump pulls out his gun and nonchalantly shoots him. And runs off with the girl

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 07:33 PM (8u2cS)

311 307 polygamy is just multiple spouses. Polyandry is multiple husbands, and polygyny is multiple wives.[/]

polyethylene is multiple Mermans.
Posted by: DaveA at October 14, 2019 07:28 PM (FhXTo

no, no. wrong, wrong. the word of the day is: "Polyamory. Repeat after me , "Polyamory". Good. Now use "Polyamory" in a sentence...
Posted by: runner at October 14, 2019 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

-----------------------------

I keep many different guns in my polyarmory.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 14, 2019 07:33 PM (CAJOC)

312

Posted by: raimondo at October 14, 2019 07:21 PM (0DJsd)



Maybe one day you'll get the hang of the English language. Maybe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 07:34 PM (dduq0)

313 I'm just trying to figure out why she would say she assumes it was a man. Because no woman is for traditional marriage? Because only a man would want that? What a strange preface.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 07:35 PM (KZzsI)

314 I'd add that Media ignore stories that might hurt the Narrative. Hat tip to IowaHawk

We're already seeing more of this. Eg Chuck Todd admits he's supressing

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 14, 2019 07:36 PM (8u2cS)

315 And Morgan Cox really likes c*cks
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 06:43 PM (JXWAw)

The "W" stands for "Wantsalottauphisbutt".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 07:36 PM (QugKX)

316 ...and now for something completely different, a man named Morgan with three ___.

Posted by: John Cleese at October 14, 2019 07:37 PM (khDB6)

317 Warren our next president! AOC next secretary of homeland security. Thanks for letting me know you are not fox news watchers ;but get your news from the daily stormer!

Posted by: Raimondo
________

Check your email, Raimondo. We got a PowerPoint on how to troll. A lot of basic stuff. I skipped to slide 38 but you may want to download it and go through the whole thing.

Posted by: WaterCow at October 14, 2019 07:37 PM (NH9pa)

318 Speaking of polyandry -



I read a long time ago that the only place it's practiced as an ongoing thing is in Tibet (IIRC).



due to the difficulty involved in farming there.



It takes two guys to make it work, but not work well enough to have their own wives.



Usually the husbands are brothers.


The whole world is turning into one gigantic State of Alabama.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 07:38 PM (HaL55)

319 " Because only a man would want that? What a strange preface.

Posted by CRT
maybe because women are enlightened, at least Dem women. The premise is it was a supporter ... so she can assume it is not a Dem feminist I suppose.


Things go bad when the script is too modeled to insult a certain demo', to win another demo, I guess. The crowd laughed, but these are Dems that love to insult "the other".

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 07:39 PM (Cus5s)

320 The whole world is turning into one gigantic State of Alabama.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy
________

If only! That would mean that Toni Tennille would still be together with the other Captain.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 07:40 PM (NH9pa)

321 So a Dallas investment manager is donating to Warren. Any doubt the Wall Street whores will throw money her way and Warren will carve out Special People exceptions for them?


Then again, Mike Bloomberg is about to come to their rescue if they only will believe.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 07:43 PM (iw59Q)

322 Huh. I understand Epstein was also an "investor". I wonder if this Cox guy is another "investor" in the same mold as Epstein . . . with a little variation, apparently.
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at October 14, 2019 06:56 PM (qvtWL)

Let's just say that the Venn diagram of gays and child molesters is not two non-tangent circles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 07:44 PM (QugKX)

323 no one's calling the nood?

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 07:54 PM (NH9pa)

324 Major problem here folks. Where the hell is the "Media Department" and Media strategists for OUR elected officials? Where is their plan for creating new and bigger conservatives channels? Senators and GOP House members have been asleep at the wheel for DECADES on these issues.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 14, 2019 07:13 PM (DRgs

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No fix. Maybe the Iranians nuking DC.

Posted by: MAGA at October 14, 2019 07:58 PM (I5LRE)

325 " I'm just trying to figure out why she would say she assumes it was a man. Because no woman is for traditional marriage? Because only a man would want that? What a strange preface."

You're absolutely right. Nothing about that interchange makes any sense. I can only theorize that the "questioner" somehow accidentally diverted from the pre-arranged question and Lizzy was too excited and full of herself to notice and just spit out her rehearsed answer.

Posted by: corn and beans at October 14, 2019 08:15 PM (tkNkP)

326 325 " I'm just trying to figure out why she would say she assumes it was a man. Because no woman is for traditional marriage? Because only a man would want that? What a strange preface."


Because Elizebeth Warren is hardcore anti-male sexist like all from her tribe.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (BmkGd)

327 162 the Canadians were right along side us on D Day so Trump is cool with them.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at October 14, 2019 08:47 PM (92ruB)

328 It worked didn't it?

Posted by: TitanTom at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (66Slu)

329 Just in case anyone is still on this thread, Morgan Cox is a partner in a real estate investment firm. Pretty sure this is the same Marquis that runs a lot of apartment complexes in the DFW area, but the website says they do commercial real estate too (not sure if that's a fancy word for apartment complexes). However, if you read through the descriptions, Morgan Cox's gig is Section 8 housing. If there's no big government, there's no Section 8, which means no money for Morgan. Case closed.

Posted by: the other coyote at October 15, 2019 11:30 AM (po8bk)

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