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Shep Smith Stepping Down From FoxNews
Update: Termination Effective Immediately
O frabjous day!
But what a tough time to be a Shep Smith Republican (TM). They're already tweeting out conspiracy theories:JUST IN: On air, Shepard Smith says he has asked to be released from his Fox News contract, a request Fox has granted.
— Steven Portnoy (@stevenportnoy) October 11, 2019
"Even in our polarized nation, it's my hope that the facts will win the day..." he says in an on-air farewell.
Full video: Shepard Smith's final sign off from Fox News pic.twitter.com/5fgyM81Gbj
— Jon Passantino (@passantino) October 11, 2019
When asked about Smith's departure on Friday by DailyMail.com, President Trump said: 'Is he leaving because of bad ratings? Is he leaving because of me?' Smith, 55, said that he was looking forward to spending more time with his partner Giovanni Graziano, 31, and their dog Lucia Multiple sources told DailyMail.com that Smith's departure was a complete surprise to employees at the network and he was escorted out Graziano, who was an assistant on Smith's show before moving over to Varney & Co. on the Fox Business Network in 2012, also deleted his Linked In profileSo he dated his much, much, much younger assistant? Great. Very Easy Prediction: Shep Smith is going to claim that he had to quit because Fox had a duty to protect its "news staff," meaning "Judge" Nap. H e's going to pretend that this was about protecting Nap, and not just about being butt-hurt and ass-mad about initiating a Queen Bee power struggle/popularity contest with Tucker Carlson and finding out he had no power and wasn't popular. It's riotously funny to me that Shep! Smith, who used to sign-song taunt viewers that global warming is real and coming for you, fancies himself a "hard news" man. What has he ever reported, besides car chases and baby-eating in the Super Dome?
#BREAKING: Shep Smith stepping down at Fox News
— Sara Fischer (@sarafischer) October 11, 2019
Smith: “Recently I asked the company to allow me to leave FOX News and begin a new chapter. After requesting that I stay, they graciously obliged." pic.twitter.com/RVC1ojCS12
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2019 04:36 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 04:37 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: raimondo at October 11, 2019 04:37 PM (m3geo)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 11, 2019 04:37 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 11, 2019 04:37 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2019 04:37 PM (14URa)
The mannequin-American community is watching this story closely.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 11, 2019 04:37 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: pookysgirl, hunter-gatherer of data at October 11, 2019 04:37 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 04:38 PM (qC1Sy)
Just think, I might have actually cared !
JJS is THE source for news.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 11, 2019 04:38 PM (lD3vL)
Mike
Posted by: MBunge at October 11, 2019 04:38 PM (7Nkan)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at October 11, 2019 04:38 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 04:38 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 11, 2019 04:39 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 11, 2019 04:39 PM (iB1oa)
Even Shep knows they've become too woke for their audience.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at October 11, 2019 04:39 PM (cxIsI)
High five on that one, Ace! Perfection.
Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2019 04:39 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 11, 2019 04:37 PM (a7+mS)
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In sheps case, not an act.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 04:39 PM (qC1Sy)
where the good Lord told you not to defile.
Posted by: kathysaysso at October 11, 2019 04:39 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: DOGGFISH at October 11, 2019 04:39 PM (lMn1U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: irright at October 11, 2019 04:39 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 11, 2019 04:39 PM (iB1oa)
Shep's boots are made for walking:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7503483
They're gonna walk all over you.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 04:40 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 11, 2019 04:40 PM (X+a7J)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 04:40 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 04:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Pete Seria at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (J4ZY8)
Posted by: Shep's esophagus at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (sWM8x)
It's like the Jewish seat on the Supreme Court. They have to get another sodomite to replace him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (7rVsF)
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No GAYmondo he sucked all the Fox Dicks he could suck
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (BqBId)
Wonder if his fainting couch is part of his severance package?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (Bf3hj)
I haven't seen much of this guy's act. Does he pretend to be conservative?
Maybe the marketing angle here is that CNN will
stage conflicts between Shep and the army of homosexuals who already work there.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Crowd in the Superdome at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (L2A48)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (/aFKY)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (1eS1i)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (JUOKG)
Please, Fox. Don't replace Shep with St. John McCain's daughter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Rick Wilson at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (Pzzpr)
The left is having paroxysms over the coming Barr apocalypse. I mean, those that are in the know, their sheep who bleat on command are just following commands.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Shep Smith, iconoclast at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Stupid Kind from Shane at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (sQP3o)
There is a lot of animosity in the Fox building I bet .... need to keep the evening talent separate from the daytime haters.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (Cus5s)
Both he and Meghan Kelly made enough to never work again and still live a life of luxury. I don't agree but I can understand why some people hate capitalism.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (ZtIV1)
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Leftys ate my baby at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Cheri at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Timon at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC)
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Other than a few dozen pounds, what, when it comes to deportment, would change?
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (oVJmc)
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Is he going to work for Beto's campaign?
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM
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Chief of Staff!!
Posted by: Shep! at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Shep Smith, iconoclast at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dananjcon at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (a7+mS)
(Not really. But it would be great to get him over at the Cuckpatch or the Cuckshed.)
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)
...
"I can't wait until he finds out that half of Fox's audience just has it on all day because they can't find the remote."
...
It's on my family room TV 24/7 because I get OANN on my cable boxes, it's not on my Roku.
Posted by: Mike Flynn at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (sYV5O)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (sQP3o)
Posted by: Fox News at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (Js8Dx)
Fox management looked at their respective numbers and said: "Well, bye."
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (YslsA)
However, MSNBC has always loved him, and the crew on Morning Joke praise him regularly. I can see him going there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (ZYB2s)
Bwhahahahahaha.
Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Seriously? Holy fuck.......I was born under the wrong moon, apparently.
Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (PbpT7)
I haven't seen much of this guy's act. Does he pretend to be conservative?
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Me either. I don't know.
But I've seen him one time, for at least one second, so I know there's one thing he CAN'T pretend to be, which is "not consanguinated."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (1eS1i)
Now Fox has ditched him.
Noticing a pattern . . .
Posted by: Marybeth at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (CmURZ)
Posted by: James T Kirk at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (L2A48)
Don't let the door hit you in the anus, dipshit.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (FOYQv)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 04:41 PM
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Chief of Staff!!
Posted by: Shep! at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (pMGkg)
Head of Polling!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (rmY2H)
5-1 odds say that Shep made an ultimatum that it was either Tucker apologize or he was walking.
Enjoy the door hitting you there on the way out, Shep!
Posted by: imp at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (w+Z9D)
You are all going to die. You are idiots. Etc.
We were following local evacuation guidelines.
Made her question our decisions during a crisis.
We were fine, as expected.
I have said it here before. Shepard Smith is an horrible cunt. Good riddance, you pussy ass fuckmouth.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (C2haE)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (6IpEX)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (oVJmc)
And should Shep Smith be fearing a vorpal blade if he fails as spectacularily as Megyn Kelly?
Posted by: skraphead at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (lt2TY)
Fox management looked at their respective numbers and said: "Well, bye."
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (YslsA)
Yep. His "explanation" that he asked to go, they asked him to stay, etc. is just too long and detailed to be believable.
Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (C1Lsn)
Ewww, Brazille still has a contract. What it says, I have no idea.
If she goes in that time slot, no one will watch it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: DC at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (/TvO8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (r+sAi)
stage conflicts between Shep and the army of homosexuals who already work there.
The show can be called Slap Fight, Bitch!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (Dh1wo)
Kurds* claimed Turkish artillery fire hit American operators' base in Kobane. Turks claim Kurds were trying - without success - to lure their fire onto American personnel by mounting mortar attack on Turkish town from close to American location.
American official notes Turks know all of our positions quite well, none of our personnel harmed.
But why would we have any bodies left within the border operations zone, at all, the world wonders.
* "the Kurds" is a useless formulation, as they come in widely varying locations, clan affiliations, agendas, conditions, etc - this of course refers to Kurdish military elements near Turkish border
Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Curly Brocious at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Ha at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (pH6td)
Posted by: Cheri
Is there no more punchable face than that of the "Jake Tapper Fake Concerned Face?"
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: x at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (PbpT7)
In fairness, I suspect Shep got butt-hurt long before that. Many times, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 04:46 PM (rmY2H)
Fox management looked at their respective numbers and said: "Well, bye."
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 11, 2019 04:43 PM (YslsA)
Plausible.
Sheppy wanted that spot, and didn't get it. Thought Tucker would fail, and he'd get another shot.
Ooopppsie!
Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 04:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 11, 2019 04:46 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 11, 2019 04:46 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: OCBill at October 11, 2019 04:46 PM (df+Zi)
I haven't seen much of this guy's act. Does he pretend to be conservative?
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my impression was that he was an even more bug eyed version of Rami Malik who just stood and talked to the screen while weather clips were played. I guess he got political
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 11, 2019 04:46 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 11, 2019 04:46 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (xfb67)
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It gives ME nightmares!
Posted by: Chtulhu at October 11, 2019 04:46 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 04:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 11, 2019 04:44
Poetry.
Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 04:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Shep and Sam Champion - Fire Island Castaways!
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 04:46 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 04:46 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (1eS1i)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Shep at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (6IpEX)
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I'm amused that Raimondo thinks we like Fox News.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Yeah, the guy's too stupid to read the terrain and ad-lib. He's glued to the template provided by Lefty Inc.
Posted by: Shep! at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: imp at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (oVJmc)
Maybe Barr showed Murdoch some of his cards. "They don't realize it, but here's what some of your hosts are defending."
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (1+J19)
Also true of CNN's audience.
Posted by: m at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (GJ5tO)
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: zombie Howard Cosell at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (qAR6u)
I would even start watching FNC on Sundays if they did that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Clark Gable at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (L2A48)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (rmY2H)
I hope he's arrested by the Feds in connection with the coup attempt against PDT. I also hope Sheppypoo knows he's about to get arrested and tries to flee the country.
/pony
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (EhpJd)
Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (d+KiH)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (J9wxX)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 11, 2019 04:44
**
No truer words...
Posted by: dananjcon at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: micky at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (nizGE)
Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (kLDv+)
Can we have Jake Tapper's scalp next, please?
Posted by: m at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (GJ5tO)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 11, 2019 04:49 PM (/Njku)
Posted by: Shep at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (6IpEX)
Boys' underwear half off?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 04:49 PM (rmY2H)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 04:49 PM (xfb67)
I don't know what her personal politics are, and that's the way it should be.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 11, 2019 04:49 PM (qAR6u)
Talk about being butt hurt.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 11, 2019 04:49 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 04:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 04:49 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jrff new nic still Scottish at October 11, 2019 04:50 PM (wLc9l)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 04:50 PM (ZCEU2)
yup
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 04:50 PM (PbpT7)
Why would it stop by going to CNN? I don't think that's the reason.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 04:50 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2019 04:50 PM (cfSRQ)
If Fox is all Nazis then I want all their women to dress up in leather miniskirts, jackboots, shades, severe hair buns and carry riding crops.
Posted by: wth at October 11, 2019 04:50 PM (v0R5T)
Next up, a talk show with Shep, Don Lemon, and Anderson Cooper.
Called the Gay Cabelleros.
Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (NgKpN)
The three mandingos
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2019 04:50 PM (DjiZK)
What did happen to NC anyway. Used to like him a long time ago
Posted by: micky at October 11, 2019 04:50 PM (nizGE)
The other half of CNN's audience are airport captives who'd much rather have the body-cavity search for explosives than be forced to watch CNN.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 11, 2019 04:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2019 04:50 PM (1Vobx)
Is he the one that acts gay?
Posted by: Moron Robbie October 11, 2019 04:37 PM (a7+mS)
________
"Back off, bitch!" -- Rachel Maddow
Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 04:50 PM (d+KiH)
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Don't worry. Neither does she.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2019 04:51 PM (+y/Ru)
Wouldn't that be spectacular?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (ptqGC)
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Well, certainly make the show less masculine, so, there's that.
Might broaden the demographic appeal.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 04:51 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: raimondo at October 11, 2019 04:51 PM (m3geo)
Posted by: Myanus at October 11, 2019 04:51 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 04:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 04:49 PM (xfb67)
Shep leaving is more like a surprise happy ending after a massage.
Posted by: Sponge at October 11, 2019 04:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Hey Jane, why not go to Vietnam and protest there? You know the North side of the country already and most Asian countries don't give a rat's ass about the environment.
Posted by: Cheri at October 11, 2019 04:51 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 04:51 PM (32YRo)
Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! Its a twister, it's a twister!!!
Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 04:51 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 04:51 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 11, 2019 04:52 PM (sGotD)
it's apparently national coming out day.
and Shep Smith is OUT!
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 04:52 PM (PbpT7)
Shep was making about $20 mil/year and had that faaaabulous Star Trek set.
Ever notice how businesses dominated by the Left have monstrous levels of income inequality? How many reporters are there with exactly the same skills just barely scraping by?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 04:52 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 11, 2019 04:52 PM (/aFKY)
........
She also has funner looking bags.
Posted by: wth at October 11, 2019 04:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: dananjcon at October 11, 2019 04:52 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at October 11, 2019 04:52 PM (XOi3t)
Posted by: criminal indictment please at October 11, 2019 04:52 PM (Fg8mx)
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Don't worry. Neither does she.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2019 04:51 PM (+y/Ru)
Its filled with hyper- bowl.
Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 04:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
This is turning out to be a nice day indeed.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 04:52 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (m4Y5+)
*sniffs Gossamer Penguin's hair*
Yudhishthira's Dice!!! Eeeeeeeee! You big ole stud you! How's it hanging, man?
*sniffs Yudhishthira's Dice's hair*
Now, where is my Sheppie-Poo? We've just been like c'mon man! All day!
Ooooh la la! who's that-
Oh, Ace....that bitch!
*snaps fingers*
*sashays across the room*
Posted by: The New Improved and Very Very Ghey Joe Biden Visits the HQ at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (XCfh1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: micky at October 11, 2019 04:50 PM (nizGE)
~~~~~
Me too.
NeverTrumper.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 11, 2019 04:50 PM (DjiZK)
The three maricons.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (rmY2H)
haha, you're probably right. He's that silly and desperate for a check. He probably would think that Fox might possibly be interested in his endless boosterism of Jake Tapper and CNN.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (PbpT7)
That's my bet.
I agree. My first thought was this back and forth a week or so ago. Tucker would not back down and actually doubled down, bringing DiGenova back on to trash Shep further. I am sure he had a fit. It made him look really bad. But, nah nah na-nah nah, he started it with that a-hole Napolitano
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (vEIlU)
If Fox is all Nazis then I want all their women to dress up in leather miniskirts, jackboots, shades, severe hair buns and carry riding crops.
Posted by: wth at October 11, 2019 04:50 PM (v0R5T)
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Can we get this even if they're not Nazis?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (ZtIV1)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (cfSRQ)
Shep didn't draw in shit, he just had an audience that preferred Fox and left it on the dial.
You throw any one in that time slot and they'll get equal ratings.
Or maybe get a slightly center-right anchor and watch the ratings crush CNN and MSNBC.
Posted by: Blago at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: steevy at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Constantine XI at October 11, 2019 04:54 PM (yiAMj)
Maria Bartiromo deserves Chris Wallace''s show on Sunday.
Is she still?... *draws outline with hands*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 04:54 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 04:54 PM (L2A48)
One of the only reasons Fox kept him on was because he agreed to come out. They thought it would be good for ratings, which it wasn't, because it was as surprising to people as seeing the sun come up.
What the fuck does this inbreed have to offer CNN?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 04:54 PM (1eS1i)
Posted by: Fox Green Room Janitor at October 11, 2019 04:54 PM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 11, 2019 04:47 PM (NVYyb)
The ONT Compliance Pics Society approves of this
Posted by: kbdabear at October 11, 2019 04:54 PM (qAR6u)
Ewww, Brazille still has a contract. What it says, I have no idea.
If she goes in that time slot, no one will watch it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (vEIlU)
Marie Harf in a plunging top would double the ratings easily.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (SwWMX)
You. You are the threadwinner.
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 11, 2019 04:54 PM (8IQhD)
This is turning out to be a nice day indeed.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 04:52 PM (xfb67)
It was a good day just because of Trump's speech last night. His claws were out. So was his kind heart. Can't beat that.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 04:54 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 04:54 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 04:55 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta yo) at October 11, 2019 04:52 PM (XOi3t)
Prediction, he's getting hired by a campaign.
Posted by: Don Q at October 11, 2019 04:55 PM (NgKpN)
It would be just like the smarmy little gay guy to leave in a huff over having his superior morality questioned, wouldn't it.
I get to be a bigot AND someone who uses stereotypes. Thanks Shep!
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 04:55 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 04:55 PM (oVJmc)
desperate for a check. He probably would think that Fox might possibly
be interested in his endless boosterism of Jake Tapper and CNN.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (PbpT7)
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The challenge for him is to figure which was Fox is going.
Does he pretend to be Trumpy, or go back to full cuck? Right now, it's not clear.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2019 04:55 PM (cfSRQ)
Give Abby Hornychick Shep's spot. Make it nekkid news.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 04:55 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 04:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 04:52 PM (7rVsF)
In the homoerotic massage industry, "scraping" is a dirty word.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 04:55 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (m4Y5+)
-----------------------------
Blossom
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 11, 2019 04:55 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Constantine XI at October 11, 2019 04:54 PM (yiAMj)
********
Rotating anchors until someone is hired fulltime for the job, in other words on air auditions
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 04:55 PM (BqBId)
I agree. My first thought was this back and forth a week or so ago. Tucker would not back down and actually doubled down, bringing DiGenova back on to trash Shep further. I am sure he had a fit. It made him look really bad. But, nah nah na-nah nah, he started it with that a-hole Napolitano
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (vEIlU)
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Aw, man! I miss all the good stuff.
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2019 04:56 PM (m4Y5+)
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 11, 2019 04:56 PM (FOYQv)
Posted by: Weasel
Oh it's possible. Milo Yiannopoulos. Hilarious!
Posted by: Cheri at October 11, 2019 04:56 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 04:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mercenary13 at October 11, 2019 04:56 PM (eRlK+)
If she goes in that time slot, no one will watch it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (vEIlU)
Marie Harf in a plunging top would double the ratings easily.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)
Actually that fits the bubble-head seat.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 04:56 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 11, 2019 04:56 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 11, 2019 04:56 PM (lD3vL)
Very good. Carry on.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2019 04:53 PM (cfSRQ)
-------------------------
It's the AoS version of the machine that goes "ping!"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 11, 2019 04:57 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 04:57 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 04:49 PM (oVJmc)
~~~~~
Ugh. I hope not.
I mostly like Kilmeade, but he's a war hawk. Wallace is an obnoxious pinch-faced lib.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 11, 2019 04:57 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 11, 2019 04:48 PM (SwWMX)
More like flaming Asshole & Balls
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 04:57 PM (BqBId)
I'm thinking Yahoo could pump up their numbers significantly.
Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2019 04:57 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Shemp! at October 11, 2019 04:57 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 11, 2019 04:57 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 04:57 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 04:57 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Rupert Murdoch at October 11, 2019 04:57 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: IC at October 11, 2019 04:58 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Cheri at October 11, 2019 04:56 PM (oiNtH)
lol I would watch Milo.
They need someone who can handle the drama-filled days that Shep usually covers. He is always chosen to handle Live incidents and catastrophes.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 04:58 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 04:58 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 11, 2019 04:58 PM (xfb67)
It would shock me not at all if Shep is actually someone's replacement.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 04:58 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 04:58 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at October 11, 2019 04:58 PM (cxIsI)
You throw any one in that time slot and they'll get equal ratings.
At 10% the cost.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
repeat Rush's daily radio show with video of an Israeli tank stuck in the mud and ratings would quadruple.
Posted by: x at October 11, 2019 04:58 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 11, 2019 04:58 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Ha!
Posted by: m at October 11, 2019 04:59 PM (GJ5tO)
Posted by: Just Lily at October 11, 2019 04:59 PM (yhKst)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2019 04:59 PM (1Vobx)
Posted by: Azathoth at October 11, 2019 04:59 PM (TtwZq)
Posted by: mjc at October 11, 2019 04:59 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Shep! at October 11, 2019 04:59 PM (DMUuz)
https://tinyurl.com/y6oprnyr
Posted by: exdem13 at October 11, 2019 04:59 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 04:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at October 11, 2019 05:00 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 05:00 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2019 05:00 PM (tH5fk)
======
Non disparagement clause.
He will say nothing.
Posted by: that's how these things work at October 11, 2019 05:00 PM (zHKib)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 11, 2019 05:00 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2019 05:01 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Cheri at October 11, 2019 05:01 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 11, 2019 05:01 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 04:59 PM (ptqGC)
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Some cuck will get the job. Why not them?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 05:01 PM (1eS1i)
Posted by: Shep!
======
Congrats - you identified the only conceivable downside to perfectly wonderful news.
Posted by: that's how these things work at October 11, 2019 05:01 PM (4MX9Z)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (nRWPy)
They can snare Shep as their new site admin to oversee that juggernaut Web site of theirs.
Posted by: Azathoth at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (TtwZq)
Please Oh Please let that fat giggler Cavuto be next!
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (32YRo)
__________
"The Giggler" could be a fun sequel to "The Joker."
Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (d+KiH)
..........
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ANAL IS WHERE FARTS COME FROM AND SHEP'S EYES ARE BUGGING OUT
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBURGER at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cheri at October 11, 2019 05:01 PM (oiNtH)
LMAO. It would be must see TV
Posted by: IC at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: x at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (nFwvY)
What a great guy. And a purty mouf, to boot!
Posted by: Shemp! at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (3H9h1)
I really think they'll try to continue to swing left in that slot. They try to balance the whole "fair and balanced" thing by changing up the hosts of the shows. Night time is conservative/libertarian king.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 11, 2019 04:57 PM (nRWPy)
Barry O: I do. I think he did a FAAAAABULOUS job
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (EYsyU)
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Not just gay. Super-Gay!
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (m4Y5+)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 11, 2019 05:02 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 05:03 PM (L2A48)
And then there was this on The View today:
https://tinyurl.com/y5cbc5ea
DAMMIT. Wrong linky. Here we go:
https://tinyurl.com/y5ss3ljt
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 11, 2019 05:03 PM (FOYQv)
Posted by: Vic at October 11, 2019 05:03 PM (mpXpK)
That'sThat'sThat's been done already.
- Max Headroom
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 11, 2019 05:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 05:03 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 11, 2019 05:03 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2019 05:03 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2019 05:03 PM (kLDv+)
The truth will set you free, fart-knocker~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2019 04:59 PM (1Vobx)
You should see his black velvet Ernst Rohm poster.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (RD7QR)
That's my bet.
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:35 PM
I'll take that bet and make a contra-bet :
He got fired because of a #METOO incident(s).
Intern, balls, breakroom.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (1Vobx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Saw Hayes on Special Report last night telling everyone that "Trump officials" are really, really nervous about this impeachment inquiry...completely unlike that Russia Collusion Hoax he was pushing just a couple of months ago!
Yeah, no. Does anyone really believe that people in Trump's orbit gives Steven Hayes the time of day much less confine in him what they think?
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (7rVsF)
2017: every thread is about food
2018: every thread is about boobies
2019: every thread is about anal
Posted by: True Conservative at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Azathoth at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (TtwZq)
Posted by: Teh Gheys at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Shep at October 11, 2019 05:05 PM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: IC at October 11, 2019 05:05 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2019 05:05 PM (bDqIh)
Where are they going to find a series of rotating anchors?
Posted by: Leftys ate my baby at October 11, 2019 04:42 PM (Tnijr)
_________
From the shipwrecked remains of the Cuck Cruise?
Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 05:05 PM (8TQ1K)
Intern, balls, breakroom.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (1Vobx)
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I could see it. Inbreeds often lack impulse control.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 05:05 PM (1eS1i)
well go to him, sir. Go. To. Him.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 05:05 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Galil at October 11, 2019 05:05 PM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2019 05:05 PM (14URa)
Posted by: eleven at October 11, 2019 05:05 PM (tH5fk)
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People in airports don't talk to Steven Hayes anymore.
Posted by: that's how these things work at October 11, 2019 05:05 PM (4MX9Z)
Posted by: Shemp! at October 11, 2019 05:05 PM (EgshT)
293
Ana Navarro went of on Rand Paul and accused him of mansplaining:
https://tinyurl.com/y5ss3ljt
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)
In Rand's defense, nobody probably needs it better.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:05 PM (jYnPD)
Something happened
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (O2RFr)
Shep with a rape button...just ruminate on that...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 11, 2019 05:05 PM (RD7QR)
Liar! It's 30% and rising!
Posted by: Teh Gheys at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (EgshT)
Beto at the next Dem townhall: "Sure, we intend to make it mandatory."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 05:05 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 11, 2019 05:06 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2019 05:03 PM (l9m7l)
Mitt Rumbly?
Posted by: True Conservative at October 11, 2019 05:06 PM (q177U)
Ace has noted that his mom can only shrug, but by middle age, the wife has a lot more influence than mother (at least in someone remotely normal).
My sense is that shadowy Mrs. G (who never took his last name - very traditional conservative there) is part of his Trump hatred because EVERY DAY SHE REMINDS HIM SHE COULD HAVE BETTER JOB IF JEB WAS ELECTED.
EVERY DAY.
So he goes to the bar and gets drunk on weeknights and picks fights on Twitter that he then runs away from.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2019 05:06 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2019 04:44 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++++
Rotating anchors don't do nothing for nobody.
Posted by: Salty old sea captain at October 11, 2019 05:06 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Al Crapton at October 11, 2019 05:06 PM (GlmxK)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 05:06 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: First Post Today at October 11, 2019 05:07 PM (+E0e6)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 11, 2019 05:07 PM (3H9h1)
Great news for a Friday! Hehe. Still not watching Fox News.
Posted by: turambar at October 11, 2019 05:07 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 11, 2019 05:07 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:07 PM (jYnPD)
Intern, balls, breakroom.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (1Vobx)
I thought there were rumors floating around about him recently. This is true. Maybe it was a combination of the stuff.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 05:07 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 05:08 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 04:49 PM (oVJmc)
Kilmeade unfortunately presents Wallace as a unbiased, straight shooter on his radio show.
Posted by: Howard Johnson at October 11, 2019 05:08 PM (H61sQ)
Posted by: DocJ at October 11, 2019 05:08 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2019 05:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 11, 2019 05:08 PM (SwWMX)
293 Navarro is a dumb blonde in disguise
That woman's legs should be used as umbrella stands.
Posted by: Galil at October 11, 2019 05:08 PM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 05:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2019 05:08 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Queef's Rubber Ducky at October 11, 2019 05:08 PM (EgshT)
Ben Rothlisberger will be here soon to explain this to everyone
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 05:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2019 05:08 PM (NM/OW)
Eye liner, mascara, and eye shadow production will take a hit.
Posted by: Al Crapton at October 11, 2019 05:06 PM (GlmxK)
Bastard stole the joke I stole.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:08 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 11, 2019 05:09 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: ace
Ugh, are there are still $10/hr motels on 9th avenue? Because the Giggler obviously needs the Diggler, that's apparent.
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 05:09 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Allie at October 11, 2019 05:09 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 05:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2019 05:09 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 05:09 PM (L2A48)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 11, 2019 05:09 PM (jp0Bv)
I rate this as: Plausible
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 05:09 PM (KZzsI)
MILO AFTER DARK, ONLY ON FOX NEWS!
Posted by: Pete in TX at October 11, 2019 05:09 PM (2RBkF)
Manly men doing manly things aboard the Raging Queen!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 11, 2019 05:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 05:10 PM (ZCEU2)
$20 million a year, I'm not leaving in a hissy fit.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 05:10 PM (Wd55D)
2017: every thread is about food
2018: every thread is about boobies
2019: every thread is about anal
Posted by: True Conservative at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (q177U)
+++++++++++++
When it was 2018
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for large-breasted girls
And small ones, too
All on the HQ
When it was 2018
Posted by: Frank Sinatra at October 11, 2019 05:10 PM (I2dne)
Ben Rothlisberger will be here soon to explain this to everyone
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 05:08 PM (KZzsI)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHEP IS GAYER THAN A LACE DOILY.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 11, 2019 05:10 PM (RD7QR)
Tucker's going to be high tonight. He was so excited by the Trump speech at the beginning while he was watching it live last night before switching over to Hannity's show.
And then Trump dropped his name a few times.
And this.
lol, good times.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 05:10 PM (vEIlU)
Shep can find a sympathetic ear in Keith Olbermann's bathtub.
Posted by: First Post Today at October 11, 2019 05:07 PM (+E0e6)
That's no ear.
Posted by: Obi Wan at October 11, 2019 05:10 PM (ufFY8)
"Oh no we can't use him. He joked about sex with underage boys, only Sulu can do that."
--Fox Execs
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 05:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2019 05:11 PM (NM/OW)
It'd probably be true.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 11, 2019 05:11 PM (3H9h1)
MILO AFTER DARK, ONLY ON FOX NEWS!
Bring back Red Eye, only call it 'Brown Eye.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 05:11 PM (oVJmc)
The pancake makeup and vanilla candle budget alone may prove prohibitively expensive.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 11, 2019 05:12 PM (FOYQv)
Posted by: Roger Ailes Talking Corpse at October 11, 2019 05:12 PM (zkR8Z)
Someone made the joke in the last thread about "filling the hole" in his absence. LMAO
2017: every thread is about food
2018: every thread is about boobies
2019: every thread is about anal
Posted by: True Conservative at October 11, 2019 05:04 PM (q177U)
+++++++++++++
When it was 2018
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for large-breasted girls
And small ones, too
All on the HQ
When it was 2018
Posted by: Frank Sinatra at October 11, 2019 05:10 PM (I2dne)
In the year, 2525 . . . .
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:12 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 05:12 PM (O2RFr)
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for large-breasted girls
And small ones, too
All on the HQ
When it was 2018
Posted by: Frank Sinatra at October 11, 2019 05:10 PM (I2dne)
Well done. We've missed you Frankie.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 11, 2019 05:13 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 11, 2019 05:13 PM (FEQY4)
Get Shep a cape, then he can be super mad!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2019 05:11 PM (NM/OW)
lol
Now can Juan.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:13 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 11, 2019 05:13 PM (f8ilN)
2017: every thread is about food
2018: every thread is about boobies
2019: every thread is about anal
Make America 2018 Again!
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 11, 2019 05:13 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 05:13 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Roger Ailes Talking Corpse at October 11, 2019 05:14 PM (zkR8Z)
>>>They'll replace him with someone worse.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2019 05:03 PM (l9m7l)
Hunter Biden
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2019 05:14 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Shemp! at October 11, 2019 05:14 PM (EgshT)
https://bit.ly/32iWlCB
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2019 05:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Ugh, Tapper's rating are terrible - but I would not be surprised if they recruit "talent" from, say, a network news organization - a weekend evening national news anchor, someone like that.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2019 05:14 PM (bDqIh)
Face for radio, voice for print.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 05:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 11, 2019 05:14 PM (aS1PU)
Live, From Guantanamo!
Posted by: Shep at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (gHCnG)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (Bf3hj)
BUT THE GAY ASIDES.
what the fuck, greg, we get it, you are edgy. Try harder. Do something less weirdo.
also, reconcile with Schultz and TV's Andy Levy
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 11, 2019 05:03 PM (l9m7l)
Hunter Biden
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2019 05:14 PM (pNxlR)
-------
Where is ol' Hunter, anyway?
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (m4Y5+)
On the down low.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Roger Ailes Talking Corpse at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (zkR8Z)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (ZtIV1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
I hope he and Mark Steyn come on the show loaded after spending the afternoon celebrating together at Kelly's Pub down the street...
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (NM/OW)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (AQBtr)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 05:16 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (m4Y5+)
Raking in bribes or doing lines off the ass of his dead brother's wife.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:16 PM (jYnPD)
I wish Fox would replace him with Capri, the calm, reasonable liberal who is on occasionally.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tentotwo at October 11, 2019 05:16 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (ZCEU2)
FIFY
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 05:16 PM (ZYB2s)
Just looking at the Daily Mail. Apparently the PG&E Public Safety Power Outage has resulted in the death of a man dependent on an O2 machine. He died 12 minutes after they cut the power.
Are they liable for this, I wonder. I expect they may get all sorts of lawsuits over stuff like this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 05:16 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2019 05:16 PM (dNzKv)
He lost his sense of humor along the way.
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 05:16 PM (Bf3hj)
Nah, I think as was mentioned upthread, Harris Faulkner eventually get the job, if she wants it that is.
The question is who will be the new Hot Hostess on Outnumbered.
My bet is Maria Harf takes over that show as a sop to the the leftists.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 11, 2019 05:16 PM (FOYQv)
TGIF!!!!!!!!!
Here it is if you haven't seen it yet.
https://tinyurl.com/y5cm3seh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 05:16 PM (vEIlU)
Rudy Giuliani
HONEST REPORTING: Corrupt media on defense for fellow club members, the Biden Family.
Falsely reporting that Hunter Biden was getting 50k per month for approximately 4 years, when in fact, his firm was getting at least 83k for him, totaling 166k for his firm.
Joe didn't know?
***********
Well if they thought they could intimidate Rudy, W R O N G
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 05:17 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Roger Ailes Talking Corpse at October 11, 2019 05:17 PM (zkR8Z)
@guypbenson 13m
Shep's contributions to FNC over the last 23 years transcend the fleeting political passions his departure will stir in some quarters. His sheer broadcasting talent is off the charts & he's always cared deeply about getting the story right.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2019 05:17 PM (1Vobx)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (vEIlU)
Yep Shep has a lot of anger and political animus.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 11, 2019 05:17 PM (ZtIV1)
I think this is the right choice. Although, I really like Harris Faulkner.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2019 05:17 PM (NM/OW)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 11, 2019 05:17 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Queef's Rubber Ducky at October 11, 2019 05:18 PM (EgshT)
Sounds like bullshit to me. If your life depends only on your power not going out, perhaps you need a sound backup.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2019 05:18 PM (dNzKv)
Now do Chris Wallace.
Posted by: Ha at October 11, 2019 04:45 PM (pH6td)
__________
"Oh, I've already done Chris Wallace a number of times over the years -- and this isn't going to stop that." -- Shep!
Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 05:18 PM (RjT9g)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:18 PM (hc004)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 11, 2019 05:18 PM (dH/BH)
I am ready for my close-up, Mr. Murdoch.
Posted by: And Colmes at October 11, 2019 05:18 PM (pD/32)
@366
Nah, I think as was mentioned upthread, Harris Faulkner eventually get the job, if she wants it that is.
The question is who will be the new Hot Hostess on Outnumbered.
My bet is Maria Harf takes over that show as a sop to the the leftists.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 11, 2019 05:16 PM (FOYQv)
Saw this morning, Mathew Whittaker with three women plus Harris. The three were getting catty over impeachment, and he was just sitting back, silently.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:18 PM (jYnPD)
~~~~~
That would be an excellent choice. I miss her weekend evening show from a few years ago. She was great.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 11, 2019 05:18 PM (sGotD)
394 "Gobble, huck-a-huck, gobble, gaaaag"
@guypbenson 13m
Shep's contributions to FNC over the last 23 years transcend the fleeting political passions his departure will stir in some quarters. His sheer broadcasting talent is off the charts & he's always cared deeply about getting the story right.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2019 05:17 PM (1Vobx)
Now swallow it, @guypbenson! Swallow it!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 11, 2019 05:18 PM (pNxlR)
Harris would be great.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 11, 2019 05:18 PM (bDqIh)
-
To the tune of the Greatful Dead's Casey Jones:
Biden Ukraine, Hunter cocaine
Donkey party better watch their speed
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2019 05:18 PM (+y/Ru)
And now Shep! is done at FoxNews. Five bucks says he enters the lucrative world of newsletters and retweeting Jake Tapper tweets.
CNN already has plenty of flaming nut jobs. What does Shep bring to the table? Deep throat?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2019 05:18 PM (uG4GC)
Yes, he seems to be taking it quite hard.
Posted by: Queef's Rubber Ducky at October 11, 2019 05:18 PM (EgshT)
Sure, it caught him completely from behind.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 05:18 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 05:19 PM (Bf3hj)
CNN about Smith's departure, saying staffers at the network were
"shocked" and that some were crying. "At least we had him."
----- Brian Stelter "reporting" the news
Posted by: Oh, this gets better and better at October 11, 2019 05:19 PM (NVYyb)
Half of media coverage is breathless stories of who secretly hates whom.
I have to imagine that Fox is circling the drain when this crap is out in the open.
It's like Real Housewives only more bitchy.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2019 05:19 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:19 PM (hc004)
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 05:19 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2019 05:19 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 05:15 PM (ZCEU2)
They're awash in Trump haters, and can get someone cheaper, who isn't a product of several generations worth of cousin-marriage.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 05:20 PM (5aX2M)
If they are liable for downed powerlines caused by acts of G-d, then they are liable for intentionally cutting power without any cover from the state such as a declaration of emergnecy cessation of power distribution.
In other words, they are proper fucked.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 11, 2019 05:20 PM (FOYQv)
Posted by: Oh, this gets better and better at October 11, 2019 05:20 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2019 05:17 PM (1Vobx)
Except for the cannibalism stories. On those he was a little sloppy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 05:20 PM (ZYB2s)
"Gobble, huck-a-huck, gobble, gaaaag"
@guypbenson 13m
Shep's contributions to FNC over the last 23 years transcend the
fleeting political passions his departure will stir in some quarters.
His sheer broadcasting talent is off the charts he's always cared
deeply about getting the story right.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2019 05:17 PM (1Vobx)
THEY'RE FELLATING PEOPLE IN THE TWITTERVERSE!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:20 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:20 PM (hc004)
Posted by: Roger Ailes Talking Corpse at October 11, 2019 05:20 PM (zkR8Z)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2019 05:20 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2019 05:21 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 05:21 PM (AQBtr)
Posted by: Just Lily at October 11, 2019 05:21 PM (yhKst)
Posted by: Oh, this gets better and better at October 11, 2019 05:21 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 05:21 PM (O2RFr)
Shep's contributions to FNC over the last 23 years transcend the fleeting political passions his departure will stir in some quarters. His sheer broadcasting talent is off the charts & he's always cared deeply about getting the story right.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2019 05:17 PM (1Vobx)
+++++++++
/sarc?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 05:21 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 05:21 PM (ZYB2s)
Shep's contributions to FNC over the last 23 years transcend the
fleeting political passions his departure will stir in some quarters.
His sheer broadcasting talent is off the charts he's always cared
deeply about getting the story right.
Right after sending that tweet, Guy raced off to meet Shep and Marie Harf for Appletinis.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 05:22 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 11, 2019 05:22 PM (qC1Sy)
After that, he's free to join CNN.
Posted by: Oh, this gets better and better at October 11, 2019 05:22 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2019 05:22 PM (14URa)
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2019 05:22 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Lizzy
Mark Steyn - I vote Mark...he just can't sing. Sorry Mark, but you're no Sinatra.
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 05:22 PM (32YRo)
I thought it was, "They're eating babies in the Superdome!"
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2019 05:22 PM (NM/OW)
very, very bad!!
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 05:22 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Roger Ailes Talking Corpse at October 11, 2019 05:22 PM (zkR8Z)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 11, 2019 05:22 PM (k4dH2)
"He leaves behind a hole we can never fill."
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:23 PM (hc004)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 05:23 PM (O2RFr)
https://youtu.be/kPIdRJlzERo
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 11, 2019 05:23 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 11, 2019 05:23 PM (ZtIV1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2019 05:17 PM (1Vobx)
What they lack in talent or skill these "journalists" make up for in stupendous self-regard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 05:23 PM (ZYB2s)
Though his spirit will live on on CNN, MSNBC, NBC, NPR, etc...
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 05:23 PM (PbpT7)
Shep, the one guy in media who can handle the "look, a squirrel" thing without having to look away. So sad . . .
Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2019 05:22 PM (14URa)
LOL!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Archer at October 11, 2019 05:23 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 201
Waste of time. President Trump is never amused by bullshit like this, and he'll tell Congress that they can either support Turkey being expelled from NATO, tear up the treaty entirely, or eat shit (most likely).
Though I don't think even that will be enough. Too much effort for Kurdistan risks encouraging a regional war.
Posted by: trev006 at October 11, 2019 05:23 PM (/ppr4)
I mean, it was 72 degrees in LA today, how can people deny science! According to revised records, LA used to be 70 degrees. It's all over!
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 11, 2019 05:23 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 11, 2019 05:24 PM (dNzKv)
What's the big deal? Any average homo they pull off the street can read the news on TV.
Posted by: freaked at October 11, 2019 05:22 PM (Tnijr)
Not if they stop off at Ed Buck's place for lunch, first.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:24 PM (jYnPD)
I know, I know. I'm really going out on a limb here.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 11, 2019 05:24 PM (gAXBD)
Oh yeah, this cocksucker definitely gave Fox News his ultimatum: either Tucker goes or I go. I guarantee it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 05:24 PM (+7y2Y)
updated: He quit effective immediately. He's now gone.
Though his spirit will live on on CNN, MSNBC, NBC, NPR, etc...
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 05:23 PM (PbpT7)
Whoa! That is quite the flounce!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (hc004)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (4e+hS)
very, very bad!!
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit
====
but he fears for his safety now! or something. very sad.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (FEQY4)
I think it's been amply proven that Shemp is no average homo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (ZYB2s)
for real?
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (jYnPD)
Nobody does it better.
Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (14URa)
He's one of the more clueless youngsters, who to top it off would affect an air of expertise and wisdom on occasion, was hilarious. Haven't seen anything he's done in years of course, like most of the media mediocrities.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett
The jokes, the jokes! They aren't just going to write themselves, folks! Or will they?
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Sir Folderol of Redhose at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (hU6TF)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (hc004)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (AQBtr)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2019 05:26 PM (NM/OW)
Posted by: Archer at October 11, 2019 05:26 PM (gmo/4)
I thought it was, "They're eating babies in the Superdome!"
Posted by: Concerned People's Front
Way to blow the joke.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2019 05:26 PM (1Vobx)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 11, 2019 05:26 PM (FEQY4)
>>Shep's contributions to FNC over the last 23 years transcend the
fleeting political passions his departure will stir in some quarters.
His sheer broadcasting talent is off the charts he's always cared
deeply about getting the story right.
"He leaves behind a hole we can never fill."
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:23 PM (hc004)
He leaves behind a glory hole that no one person can be expected to replace.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:26 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 05:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 05:26 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 11, 2019 05:26 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (NM/OW)
it. Either a slip of the truth, or speculating. But he said in these
days of the anger and extremes in politics or something like that.
NC is a throne-sniffing NeverTrumper who just can't seem to come up with any concrete proof that OrangeManBad, he just is!
He can quit next, AFAIC.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (4e+hS)
Makes sense. No one bitches out of a contract like that because he had sand in his crack.
I'm betting incoming harassment lawsuit combined with a flaming lifestyle.
Posted by: trev006 at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (/ppr4)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (4e+hS)
-
Things that make you go, "Hmmmmmm."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (KZzsI)
BREAKING: A banker's box full of dildos was thrown at him by a security guard when they reached the sidewalk.
Developing...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2019 05:22 PM (14URa)
Yeah, like a pronghorn on the prairie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (PxC/e)
Tough call, but this may be the funniest thing Ace ever wrote.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (Q5RAu)
Probably confronted management and tried to pull a Tyler Durden, but being that he's gay couldn't bring himself to smear his mascara.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (FOYQv)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (O2RFr)
In other words, they are proper fucked.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin
Why, they might have to shut down operations and sell their gear for scrap. That'll show those meanies! Thinking you can just go generating and delivering badly needed electricity willy-nilly...
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Pixy don't like character codes in nics
at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (4e+hS)
Hmmm.
Just move on.
There are real crooks to bust, not fakes like Shep.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 05:27 PM (+7y2Y)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 05:28 PM (Bf3hj)
It means that when there's a huge massive holy shit breaking news story, I don't have to turn to CNN to avoid Shep's histrionics and over the top drama.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 11, 2019 05:28 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 05:28 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Roger Ailes Talking Corpse at October 11, 2019 05:28 PM (zkR8Z)
I wonder if Shep went straight home and started viciously rearranging the living room furniture?
Posted by: YIKES! at October 11, 2019 05:28 PM (t6XCL)
When asked about Smith's departure on Friday by DailyMail.com, President Trump said: 'Is he leaving because of bad ratings? Is he leaving because of me?'
Smith, 55, said that he was looking forward to spending more time with his partner Giovanni Graziano, 31, and their dog Lucia
Multiple sources told DailyMail.com that Smith's departure was a complete surprise to employees at the network and he was escorted out
Graziano, who was an assistant on Smith's show before moving over to Varney & Co. on the Fox Business Network in 2012, also deleted his Linked In profile
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 05:28 PM (PbpT7)
at Fox News today. That usually means you were fired - for cause. The
plot thickens
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (4e+hS)
I trust Dr. Spank more than I ever trusted Shep.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:28 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Downcast at October 11, 2019 05:28 PM (pD/32)
Yeah, I said nanosecond so no worries, whew!
Posted by: micky at October 11, 2019 05:28 PM (nizGE)
Posted by: Axeman at October 11, 2019 05:28 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 11, 2019 05:26 PM (1Vobx)
Yeah. That one was pretty obvious, or so I thought.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 05:28 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:29 PM (hc004)
Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2019 05:29 PM (14URa)
Posted by: wth at October 11, 2019 05:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 05:29 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 05:29 PM (Bf3hj)
It would only be appropriate if it was a dance number.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:29 PM (hc004)
God: "What would man ask of me?"
Angels: "Man is basically an idiot, he has no way of knowing - except Shep - Shep he wants gone now."
God: "Done!"
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 05:29 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:29 PM (ptqGC)
It means that when there's a huge massive holy shit breaking news story, I don't have to turn to CNN to avoid Shep's histrionics and over the top drama.
...
yes. It means less hysteria and gay drama in everyone's life.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 05:29 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 11, 2019 05:30 PM (WRSbt)
Posted by: Oh, this gets better and better at October 11, 2019 05:30 PM (NVYyb)
giovanni-graziano-fox-anchor-shepard-smith-boyfriend/
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:30 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: LASue at October 11, 2019 05:30 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2019 05:30 PM (m4Y5+)
Smith, 55, said that he was looking forward to spending more time with his partner Giovanni Graziano, 31, and their dog Lucia
Christ Almighty, he thinks he's Liberace.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 05:30 PM (+7y2Y)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:30 PM (hc004)
Posted by: ace
THe Daily Mail says he was escorted out but not the reason why, as far as I could tell. But I'm assuming it's true, that's what newsmen do with uncorroborated stories today.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (4e+hS)
That's what I thought
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (ZCEU2)
.........
that poor dog.
Posted by: wth at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Aviator at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (Kq2SQ)
So, this is what you ladies do in your spare time...
and the reason the toothpaste cap is always off.
https://nypost.com/2019/10/11/doctors-warn-women-not-to-use-toothpaste-to-tighten-their-vaginas/
Bonus:
Hot New Pick-up Line:
Hey, baby. So....are you an AquaFresh or Pearl Drops gal?
Via Insty
Posted by: naturalfake at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (XCfh1)
He just got on his Vespa and rode off into the sunset?
Posted by: garrett
you know....
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)
Yeah, I'm shocked Ace didn't have a flaming skull with a boa wrapped around it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Shep! at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Quilp at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (7s3Gx)
Either he was '#metoo'd' or he had a major drama queen moment.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (oVJmc)
They usually escort people out so they don't steal pencils and pens and shit like that.
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2019 05:30 PM (m4Y5+)
They had to lock the door to hair and makeup to keep him from scooping up a few armloads of mascara and eyeliner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 11, 2019 05:25 PM (4e+hS)
Third time they found a dead black boy in his dressing, pants around his ankles, and a meth stuffed crack... Shep
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Lucia the Dog at October 11, 2019 05:32 PM (hc004)
Christ Almighty, he thinks he's Liberace.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 05:30 PM (+7y2Y)
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2019 05:32 PM (14URa)
Then knuckleheads like you, yes you, Shep, ought to stop polarizing us. Big pet peeve of mine when a problem is pointed out by the very people who created the problem.
Posted by: Hands at October 11, 2019 05:32 PM (786Ro)
He just got on his Vespa and rode off into the sunset?
Posted by: garrett
you know....
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (PbpT7)
It's okay, Ace. It's only gay if you're wearing Crocs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2019 05:32 PM (dUJdY)
Now....spit!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 05:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: True Conservative at October 11, 2019 05:32 PM (q177U)
Posted by: IC at October 11, 2019 05:33 PM (a0IVu)
Translation: Underneath his suit, Shep is wearing a frilly little black silk bustier with black stockings and his favorite CFM pumps.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 11, 2019 05:33 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (ZYB2s)
I'm Billy Ray Valentine, and this is the NEWS!
*silly laugh*
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 11, 2019 05:33 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 05:33 PM (5aX2M)
Yeah, I'm shocked Ace didn't have a flaming skull with a boa wrapped around it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (dUJdY)
A Carmen Miranda fruit arrangement.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 11, 2019 05:33 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Get ready for the "Shep on Ice!" 2020 tour!
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 05:33 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 05:33 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Shep! at October 11, 2019 05:31 PM (gAXBD)
Have you considered a kibbutts?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 05:33 PM (ZYB2s)
I watched the clip again. He was not handcuffed when he did it.
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 05:33 PM (dBiBP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 05:20 PM (ZYB2s)
Um, phrasing?
Posted by: True Conservative at October 11, 2019 05:33 PM (q177U)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:33 PM (hc004)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 05:34 PM (+7y2Y)
man if I had a nickel for every time I told someone that
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 05:34 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: exliberal at October 11, 2019 05:34 PM (pd+Xc)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 05:34 PM (ZCEU2)
Hopefully Judge Andy's next...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at October 11, 2019 05:34 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Lefty websites are all hyperventilating that the big meanie, Bill Barr got Shep fired on the orders of Trump. These idiots apparently don't know that Shep has no effect on PDT's popularity and, you know, being the leader of the free world, our President has a few other pressing matters to attend to.
Posted by: Cheri at October 11, 2019 05:34 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 11, 2019 05:34 PM (AQBtr)
Four out of five dentists. . . because the fifth one was Shep.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 11, 2019 05:34 PM (gAXBD)
I think they mean 'Whiten'.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:34 PM (hc004)
Posted by: Roger Ailes Talking Corpse at October 11, 2019 05:34 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2019 05:35 PM (m4Y5+)
There is a scene in Waiting For Guffman where Corky St. Clair screams at the city council. I hate you! And I hate your ass face!!! and then he stormed off. I imagine Shemp left in a similar way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 11, 2019 05:35 PM (mpeBU)
Posted by: 13times at October 11, 2019 05:35 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 11, 2019 05:35 PM (oZ6kz)
Sensogyne. Pardon me miss, but you sure do have minty fresh breath.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:36 PM (jYnPD)
So they really do have teeth!
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 11, 2019 05:36 PM (ZYB2s)
Was it 4 out of 5 doctors? It's usually 4 out of 5 when we're talking toothpaste.
Posted by: Hands at October 11, 2019 05:36 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:36 PM (hc004)
"Honey, why does the toothpaste smell like fish?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 11, 2019 05:36 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 05:36 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 11, 2019 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
Replace him with Pete Hegseth.
Posted by: Jack LaLaine at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (jYnPD)
and rightly so
Posted by: x at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (nFwvY)
I can't get too worked up about this.
Posted by: The Chicken at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Fox Plant Foreman at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (+exTc)
at Fox News today. That usually means you were fired - for cause. The
plot thickens"
if that's true, I can imagine a pouty Shemp walking in and making demands of management, perhaps overestimating his real worth to Fox. Video of security handing him his vibrating box would be funny.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (L2A48)
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 05:38 PM (Wd55D)
What will the network do without their resident cannibalism expert?
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 11, 2019 05:38 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2019 05:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Uncrate the backup NewsMonkey!
Posted by: Fox Plant Foreman at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (oVJmc)
Gorilla Pundit should send in a resume.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:38 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: 13times at October 11, 2019 05:35 PM (K3B2k)"
I knew I wasn't the only Moron that watched Drag Race.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 11, 2019 05:38 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: klaftern at October 11, 2019 05:38 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Shepard Smith at October 11, 2019 05:38 PM (t6XCL)
I am rock solid certain that they had full plans to go full CNN when Hillary won and Trump's victory threw them for a complete confusion. Now they're trying to find their way.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 05:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (QDnY+)
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Nice! Going to the range soon?
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2019 05:38 PM (m4Y5+)
that's what dentyne is for
Posted by: x at October 11, 2019 05:38 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM
Traded from the Angels?
Posted by: Hands at October 11, 2019 05:39 PM (786Ro)
How the hell did this guy get a $20 million contract?
Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (L2A4
Did you see the set Fox built for him? Yeesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:39 PM (ptqGC)
I had to read the toothpaste in the cooter thing.
Some idiotic youtube and social media thing claiming this works. One wonders if it wasn't a prank.
Also, some dudes were putting toothpaste on Mr. Happy before coitus, thinking it would help with premature ejaculation.
So, apparently some dude put Colgate on his dick and banged some chick, who then said, "Hey, this tightened me up!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 05:39 PM (NMAzL)
What is really going on?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 11, 2019 05:39 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 11, 2019 05:39 PM (oZ6kz)
_________
"As an authority on the matter, I can confirm that nobody united the nation -- besides myself of course -- more than Shep did." -- Barack Obama
Posted by: ShainS at October 11, 2019 05:40 PM (A803X)
He's dating a woman?
Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (+exTc)
Uh, no. Gio is a dude. With a Vespa.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:40 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: A Serious Expert Doctor at October 11, 2019 05:40 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Hands at October 11, 2019 05:41 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 11, 2019 05:41 PM (oZ6kz)
Facts? Maybe. That's an experiment that nobody has tried yet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 05:41 PM (ZYB2s)
Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM
Traded from the Angels?
Posted by: Hands
So inside baseball
Posted by: Jean at October 11, 2019 05:41 PM (+exTc)
Posted by: Rich at October 11, 2019 05:41 PM (/Zade)
Am I the only one who can't bear to watch today's videos? Joe Biden acting gay? Shep Smith signing off? Kamala Harris announcing her pronouns?
Gag-Me Nation.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 11, 2019 05:41 PM (K28Rw)
Aren't we doing phrasing anymore????
That's right, we've never done phrasing here....
Posted by: Sterling Archer at October 11, 2019 05:41 PM (BDQo0)
*sobs uncontrollably*
Posted by: Neil Cavuto at October 11, 2019 05:41 PM (gAXBD)
Shep as married to an actual woman years ago. You can look her up. She has to be the most clueless woman ever.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 05:41 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Downcast at October 11, 2019 05:28 PM (pD/32)
Flamer skull
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 11, 2019 05:42 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:40 PM (jYnPD)
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And a messenger bag.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2019 05:42 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2019 05:42 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: A Serious Expert Doctor at October 11, 2019 05:42 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 05:42 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Shep! at October 11, 2019 05:42 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 05:41 PM (NMAzL)
Who ended up with custody of the eyeliner and silk panties?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 11, 2019 05:42 PM (ZYB2s)
Archie Bell and the Drells - Tighten Up, pt 1 ampersand 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2G0-as8988
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 11, 2019 05:43 PM (HaL55)
More like "AHHIIIIEEEE IT BURNS!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 05:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Paul Lynne at October 11, 2019 05:43 PM (BDQo0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFVxX3RtyhQ
though I wanted Ethel Merman singing it. Didn't she sing it too?
Posted by: A Serious Expert Doctor at October 11, 2019 05:43 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Downcast
Unless Ace has a flouncing skull - one that turns a light shade of appropriate purple when viewed from the side...
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 05:43 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Roger Ailes Talking Corpse at October 11, 2019 05:43 PM (8ts9m)
"No, I like it in here!"
--Tom Cruise, in the closet
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 05:44 PM (KZzsI)
Indoor range more likely, short term. Hey, that's it! Need to go "test fire" the reassembled XD. Might be enough for a kitchen visa next few days.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 11, 2019 05:44 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Cheri at October 11, 2019 05:44 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: SHEP! at October 11, 2019 05:44 PM (jYnPD)
I'll never forget where I was when the space shuttle exploded, or when
the Word Trade Center was attacked, or the day they fired Shephard
Smith.
can you cut me a good deal on a few gross of "the"?
Posted by: Anachronda at October 11, 2019 05:44 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 11, 2019 05:45 PM (gAXBD)
Sheppy is about to find out that like MeAgain, he was not a draw to Fox. He was a draw because he was on Fox.
Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2019 05:42 PM (Z7lwY)
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So sad, her dying so young...
Wait, what? Still alive?
Huh.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2019 05:45 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 11, 2019 05:45 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2019 05:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: SHEP!
I think the die was cast in utero.
Posted by: ace at October 11, 2019 05:45 PM (PbpT7)
I think a lemon wedge works better.
...or, 1/2 lb of Liver.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:45 PM (hc004)
Maybe our country wouldn't be so "polarized" if Fake News stopped calling people "white supremacists" and "racists" and "climate deniers" every day.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 11, 2019 05:45 PM (+7y2Y)
Honey, you were any tighter, but my dick is 15% brighter and has a fresh, minty smell.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 11, 2019 05:45 PM (gAXBD)
Honey, does this Crest make my mish look big?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:46 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Roger Ailes Talking Corpse at October 11, 2019 05:46 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at October 11, 2019 05:46 PM (FTlwv)
588
How the hell did this guy get a $20 million contract?
Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (L2A4
Snake tricks
Posted by: Sigfried and Roy at October 11, 2019 05:46 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Vagina Dentata Nightmares at October 11, 2019 05:46 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 11, 2019 05:46 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 11, 2019 05:46 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: t-bird
All companies with a real HR program do this - they do not allow you to go back to your desk when you quit - they escort you out and they ship everything you own from your cubicle back to you.
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 05:46 PM (32YRo)
$1.98 Beauty Pageant! But I'm ascared that Shep will use the carrots!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2019 05:46 PM (NM/OW)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 11, 2019 05:46 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Roger Ailes Talking Corpse at October 11, 2019 05:46 PM (8ts9m)
How many? Are they trophies? Are the nipples still attached?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 11, 2019 05:47 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2019 05:47 PM (WysMc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2019 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Sheppy is about to find out that like MeAgain, he was not a draw to Fox. He was a draw because he was on Fox.
Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2019 05:42 PM (Z7lwY)
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So sad, her dying so young...
Wait, what? Still alive?
Huh.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2019 05:45 PM (cfSRQ)
And it's pretty funny that she was fired for what the media is all doing right now with Trudeau and the VA governor. Saying that there are times when wearing blackface would be ok.
Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2019 05:47 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 05:47 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Peaches at October 11, 2019 05:47 PM (14URa)
Sorry, we're all out of "the" this week.
Tell you what, I know a guy in Brooklyn who knows a guy on Sesame Street that has a truckload of "da" that you can use instead. Deep discount off da truck.
Posted by: Word Trade Center at October 11, 2019 05:48 PM (gAXBD)
I'm debating here.
Should I go with
[ ] Straight man
[ ] Self identify as a lesbian, and shave my legs?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 11, 2019 05:48 PM (cqNba)
You'll hope for Milo Yiannopoulos.
You'll settle for Ronan Farrow.
You'll get "Jessica" Yaniv.
Posted by: Pete in TX at October 11, 2019 05:48 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 11, 2019 05:48 PM (NM/OW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2019 05:48 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2019 05:47 PM (WysMc)
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One week!!
Posted by: Weasel at October 11, 2019 05:48 PM (m4Y5+)
There must be more to the deal than is publicly reported, because that seems pretty definitely one-sided. Good job, Mr. President.
Posted by: Oh, this gets better and better at October 11, 2019 05:48 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
and then you spend the day smelling minty fresh whenever you pee
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 11, 2019 05:48 PM (K2T58)
Ladies, I advise you not to put Aqua-fresh in your snatch.
Posted by: A Serious Expert Doctor at October 11, 2019 05:40 PM (PbpT7)
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Years ago G. Gordon Liddy used to read odd news stories on his radio show, and he came across one where a doctor somewhere was in trouble for telling his female patients that rubbing semen into the breasts would make the grow larger.
Liddy and his producer laughed and then he said "of course, as any man will tell you, this is absolutely true."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2019 05:48 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 11, 2019 05:46 PM (0OmEj)
Concur. Haven't watched TV news in at least a decade.
Can't vouch for my mental health, though.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 11, 2019 05:48 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Thatch at October 11, 2019 05:49 PM (v5Cc/)
Bet he sues Fox.
Posted by: Roger Ailes Talking Corpse at October 11, 2019 05:49 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 05:46 PM (32YRo)
I don't know why - unless you do it on the spur of the moment - you don't just pack everything up first, then quit.
It's your personal property. Fuck leaving it in their custody. Fuck ceding them that power.
HR people are the worst.
Posted by: Hope Springs Eternal at October 11, 2019 05:49 PM (exGAi)
Posted by: kraken at October 11, 2019 05:49 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Archer at October 11, 2019 05:49 PM (gmo/4)
This clears the way for a Jeb-Shep 2020 ticket.
Posted by: Thatch at October 11, 2019 05:49 PM (v5Cc/)
Tank/Shep
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 11, 2019 05:50 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
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That's how I feed peanut butter to my dog.
Posted by: JG at October 11, 2019 05:50 PM (cfSRQ)
Liddy and his producer laughed and then he said "of course, as any man will tell you, this is absolutely true."
On my word as a Biden and an Eagle Scout.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:50 PM (hc004)
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:50 PM (hc004)
-
Yeah, but they're Fox News.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 11, 2019 05:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: davidt at October 11, 2019 05:37 PM (L2A4
+++++++++++
Male Kiegel exercises?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 05:51 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Shemp Smith with mascara running down his cheeks at October 11, 2019 05:51 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2019 05:51 PM (aKsyK)
Darn.. That made the story more fun
Posted by: It's me donna at October 11, 2019 05:51 PM (O2RFr)
I would not want to be the sap who cleans out Shep!'s desk.
The horror.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 11, 2019 05:50 PM (ufFY
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HAZMAT team.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2019 05:51 PM (cfSRQ)
reported, because that seems pretty definitely one-sided. Good job, Mr.
President.
Posted by: Oh, this gets better and better at October 11, 2019 05:48 PM (NVYyb)
China needs food, since their swine population has some sickness, and they might have to slaughter 50% of their stock.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 11, 2019 05:51 PM (ufFY8)
All of the pieces are falling nicely into place.
I think everyone is going to love the additions to the chiles relleno dinner.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2019 05:51 PM (WysMc)
And then mail-order colonectomy bag commercials in two.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 11, 2019 05:51 PM (gAXBD)
That's Giovanni "The Italian Stallion" Graziano
Posted by: Shemp Smith with mascara running down his cheeks at October 11, 2019 05:51 PM (gmo/4)
So his boyfriend is 31 now to Shep's 55. How old was the guy when he and Shep hooked up???
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
Inserting a foreign object into the rectum. Usually in regards to recreational drugs. A discreet and effective way of taking them.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 11, 2019 05:52 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2019 05:52 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Prophet of the Group W Bench at October 11, 2019 05:52 PM (s37kI)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 11, 2019 05:51 PM (ufFY
Something on the order of 20 million hogs, sparking fears of a worldwide bacon shortage.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 11, 2019 05:52 PM (jYnPD)
Shelving, as defined by The Urban Dictionary :
Inserting a
foreign object into the rectum. Usually in regards to recreational
drugs. A discreet and effective way of taking them.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 11, 2019 05:52 PM (4e+hS)
And that little girl was me.
Posted by: SHEP! at October 11, 2019 05:52 PM (jYnPD)
The horror.
It's mostly pictures of himself.
Posted by: Fox Plant Foreman at October 11, 2019 05:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Snowbank at October 11, 2019 05:52 PM (hc004)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 11, 2019 05:52 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2019 05:51 PM (WysMc)
Rocky Mountain Oysters? I KID, I KID!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ace
You could totally hear the "It's him or me!" echoing down the corridor at the Fox News 15th floor offices...just before Mr. Smith gets his own blue shirted escort to the lobby
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 05:53 PM (32YRo)
Megyn Kelly posted this on Twitter:
"All top anchors at Fox have security when they leave the building"
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at October 11, 2019 05:53 PM (Q5RAu)
Posted by: kraken at October 11, 2019 05:53 PM (90T4r)
Ladies, its worth a try, isn't it??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 05:53 PM (KZzsI)
________________________________________________
It was an honest mistake.
the 240 co-workers who followed him out chanting "nyah-nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah!" seemed like they were security.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 11, 2019 05:53 PM (gAXBD)
Quit bragging.
Or, are you clocking from Soft to Soft?
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:53 PM (hc004)
Darn.. That made the story more fun
Posted by: It's me donna
like I'm gonna believe Fox News over Daily Mail
Posted by: x at October 11, 2019 05:54 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2019 05:54 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 11, 2019 04:58 PM (vEIlU)
So they'll bring him back to cover the Democrat convention?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 11, 2019 05:54 PM (YLq84)
And then mail-order colonectomy bag commercials in two.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 11, 2019 05:51 PM (gAXBD)
Thought he would start with the free sample of seven catheters in seven different gauges and urge you to try all seven to decide which is best for you.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 11, 2019 05:54 PM (1g7ch)
20 seconds, look at who's bragging now?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 11, 2019 05:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: kraken at October 11, 2019 05:54 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Eromero at October 11, 2019 05:54 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 05:55 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 11, 2019 05:55 PM (zBaqJ)
Does Shep have a picture of his doggie wearing a hat on his Twitter thing?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2019 05:51 PM (aKsyK)
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What makes it creepy is that dog died years ago.
That takes the whole "aw, his dog in a hat" schtick and make it much darker.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 11, 2019 05:55 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: bluebell at October 11, 2019 05:54 PM (aXucN)
Shep's a DOM
Posted by: IC at October 11, 2019 05:55 PM (a0IVu)
ourstand.org/demand-fox-news-suspend-shep-smith-to-investigate-sexual-assault-claim/
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 11, 2019 05:55 PM (ykYG2)
"All top anchors at Fox have security when they leave the building"
Posted by: Shopgirl
Oh yeah, no. Its not for your safety, sweet cheeks. Its so you don't wig out and tackle the receptionist and pour boiling coffee on your head in front of the paid help.
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 05:56 PM (32YRo)
I can only remember Tucker giving him static one time. Was that all it took or did I miss some other times?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2019 05:56 PM (aKsyK)
I want to poll the refies, I think they are the best ever.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 11, 2019 05:56 PM (WysMc)
Posted by: Hope Springs Eternal at October 11, 2019 05:49 PM (exGAi)
Truth.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2019 05:56 PM (2B9A/)
>>if your going to rub toothpaste on your dick i would sugest
Sensodyne. you will be able to last longer than the 20 seconds most of
us morons do
Quit bragging.
Or, are you clocking from Soft to Soft?
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:53 PM (hc004)
Pro-tip: That's not an erection, that's a seizure.
Posted by: SHEP! at October 11, 2019 05:56 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Vic at October 11, 2019 05:56 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at October 11, 2019 05:56 PM (5BVHO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
Does not violate the French rule. Do the gay guys follow the French rule?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 11, 2019 05:57 PM (2B9A/)
Please release me, let me go
For I don't love you anymore
To waste our lives would be a sin
Release me and let me love again.
Affectionately,
Aloysius Horace "Shep" Smith
P.S. Can you please uninstall my rape button and send it to my new job at Elizabeth Warren's campaign?
Posted by: Shep! at October 11, 2019 05:57 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Roger Ailes Talking Corpse at October 11, 2019 05:57 PM (8ts9m)
Posted by: Vic at October 11, 2019 05:56 PM (mpXpK)
Shouldna made fun of Bezos....
Posted by: kraken at October 11, 2019 05:57 PM (90T4r)
Replying to @yashar
7. How absolutely perfect that a misspelling of Rupert Murdoch's name is trending as many people (including people with big accounts) erroneously speculate that Bill Barr asked Rupert Murdoch to push out Shep Smith
You people have lost your minds
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 11, 2019 05:57 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 05:57 PM (CDGwz)
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that's what dentyne is for
Nicorette for Thai strippers.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 11, 2019 05:58 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Skip at October 11, 2019 05:58 PM (ZCEU2)
What makes it creepy is that dog died years ago.
That takes the whole "aw, his dog in a hat" schtick and make it much darker.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
His dog up and died, he up and died.
After twenty years he still uses him.
Jonah Bojangles. Jonah Bojangles.
Dance
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 11, 2019 05:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: x at October 11, 2019 05:58 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 11, 2019 05:58 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: A Tube of Crest at October 11, 2019 05:58 PM (hc004)
Vic I have gone to amazon twice this afternoon with no trouble. Firefox
Posted by: grammie winger at October 11, 2019 05:59 PM (lwiT4)
Shep caught live on camera applying makeup. The face on one of his guests is priceless:
https://tinyurl.com/y55r5fhr
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 11, 2019 05:59 PM (ptqGC)
There. Saved you a few million Fox.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2019 05:59 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 11, 2019 05:59 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: t-bird at October 11, 2019 05:57 PM (CDGwz)
They can use the batting practice cage in the back of the plane where they would normally retract the jumbo jet balls..
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 11, 2019 06:00 PM (1g7ch)
There. Saved you a few million Fox.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
paint it black and you can check the diversity box
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 11, 2019 06:00 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 11, 2019 06:00 PM (KSBDE)
She escaped and locked herself in the women's bathroom stall - the police came and cut it off and took her away...
Posted by: Boswell at October 11, 2019 06:00 PM (32YRo)
https://youtu.be/ZI6gb0BdaHk
Posted by: buzzion at October 11, 2019 06:01 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at October 11, 2019 06:01 PM (Xbys0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 11, 2019 06:01 PM (pUDQf)
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Shep Smith was pushed out by his sister.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 11, 2019 06:02 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: klaftern at October 11, 2019 06:02 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Baldy at October 11, 2019 06:02 PM (+EDVk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 06:03 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 11, 2019 06:04 PM (I2dne)
Liddy and his producer laughed and then he said "of course, as any man will tell you, this is absolutely true."
On my word as a Biden and an Eagle Scout.
Posted by: garrett at October 11, 2019 05:50 PM (hc004)
........
it also cures acne.
Posted by: wth at October 11, 2019 06:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 11, 2019 06:10 PM (Lg/Uq)
Posted by: Rose at October 11, 2019 06:13 PM (f/Wek)
Posted by: macleod at October 11, 2019 06:19 PM (gaJIW)
He and the 'Open Borders' attention whore Whoraldo Riviera were the two biggest reasons I stopped watching Fox back in 2010.
I only watch baseball and college football now, news is dead to me.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at October 11, 2019 06:31 PM (qZdIZ)
He lacked the gravitas and dignity of any of them and I always thought they sort of carried him.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at October 11, 2019 06:35 PM (+Kpte)
Posted by: JDubb at October 11, 2019 07:32 PM (PNp67)
Because the first three gay news networks weren't successful enough.
Posted by: Fritz at October 11, 2019 07:48 PM (kLDv+)
Marie Harf in a plunging top would double the ratings easily.
Darn Marie has been back on rotation so maybe?
Would love Mark Steyn to take a shot at a show.
Posted by: Jhase at October 11, 2019 07:50 PM (ny1NG)
Posted by: No man at October 11, 2019 10:07 PM (sg4mJ)
Posted by: JSB at October 12, 2019 12:01 AM (n6Ck1)
He had the sadz today and apparently cried off all his eyeliner. But the sun will rise again. Don't let the door...
Oh, love ya, Ace! xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky has osteoporosis at October 12, 2019 12:18 AM (SK2xO)
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