Administration Officials: Robert Mueller Lied Under Oath to Congress; Despite His Denials, He Was Interviewing for FBI Job, and Was Turned Down

Such straight arrow, so many integrity.


EXCLUSIVE – Multiple administration officials tell Fox News that when Robert Mueller met with President Trump in May of 2017, Mueller was indeed pursuing the open post as the director of the FBI – something the former Russia probe special counsel denied under oath during congressional testimony this summer.

These officials also told Fox News government documents showed Mueller was pursuing the job as a candidate himself.

It came as emails released this month through a Freedom of Information Act request by the conservative group Judicial Watch seemed to indicate Mueller knew there was a real possibility he could be named special counsel if he wasn't chosen as the next FBI director.

Meanwhile...




By the way: Ben Sasse is a fucking rat and a coward.



In case you didn't know.

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Posted by: DR.WTF at October 08, 2019 07:00 PM (aS1PU)

2 Top. Men.

Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 08, 2019 07:02 PM (cF8AT)

3 Muh Integrity!

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:02 PM (DuZls)

4 wow, not first but not 200th!

Mueller is Weissmann's meat puppet. He perjured himself, I guess if this is true and his stupid report made serial omissions and lies.

But we have to pretend it'd be bad optics or something to go after the motherfuckers who would John Doe all of us.8

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 08, 2019 07:02 PM (FEQY4)

5 Is there even a spot for Mueller in HR?

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:03 PM (ZfRYq)

6 Oh my!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2019 07:03 PM (cqNba)

7 Yeah, Democrats can lie under oath to CONgress etc. and get away with it.


/two levels of justice, and we are not among the favored

Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2019 07:03 PM (2KYgn)

8 it feels like ... some sort of dam is breaking...

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 08, 2019 07:03 PM (Rarvo)

9 Straight-shootin' truth-teller, yessiree.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2019 07:03 PM (NWiLs)

10 Is this the republicans fighting back? Come at me, bro!

Posted by: IC at October 08, 2019 07:03 PM (a0IVu)

11 Perhaps we can't blame Mueller for this. Perhaps we might need to blame the ventriloquist.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:03 PM (DuZls)

12 Hell hath no fury, like a corruptocrat scorned

Especially an arrogant dishonest prick like Mueller, and by a outside man like Trump.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2019 07:03 PM (Cus5s)

13 they've wanted a constitutional crisis, they are going to get one . . . just not of their choosing

Posted by: bored383 at October 08, 2019 07:04 PM (zJ4nO)

14 When Jake Tapper confirms that this is not true, then I will know that it is true.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2019 07:04 PM (pw+jk)

15 No two men in Washington have more integrity then lifelong Republicans Comey and Mueller.

Posted by: Washington Circa 2016 at October 08, 2019 07:04 PM (DuZls)

16 willowed:
421
Of course Ukraine would collapse Biden. That was a given considering all
that was commonly known from Joe's own big fat mouth. That Ukraine
would also have a general drag on Democrats should be expected because
it effects a Democrat front runner. Again, expected.


That
the entire thing was a Democrat cesspit of influence buying and "where
to put the otherwise useless spawn of Democrat loins" should have waived
anyone with the sense God gave geese from going after Trump via
Ukraine. And to show that Democrats are lacking the sense of a goose,
Exhibit 1, Adam Schiff. A man who took something that should have stayed
buried deeper than a pharaoh and he decided to make it the number one
political drama of the fall season, guaranteeing that everyone
everywhere is going to be digging on all things Ukraine.


And
you wonder if Nancy Pelosi doesn't just lock the door to her office,
put "Comfortably Numb" on an endless loop, and inject the heroin
directly into her eyeball.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 07:04 PM (SIV8g)

17 Sasse is an Asse

Posted by: Minuteman at October 08, 2019 07:04 PM (Ay/aS)

18 Biden was never going to happen. He's obviously brain damaged and crooked.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 08, 2019 07:05 PM (jXrK7)

19 Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 07:04 PM (SIV8g)
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I'm thinking a good portion of that 1.8 B that turned up missing went right into Dem coffers.

Posted by: Washington Circa 2016 at October 08, 2019 07:06 PM (DuZls)

20 By the way: Ben Sasse is a fucking rat and a coward.


then, Click to Continue link.


It was a frigging trap!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 08, 2019 07:06 PM (sy5kK)

21 In his defense, Mueller barely knows that he likes yams at this point.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 07:06 PM (4VGhz)

22 >so many integrity.

I missed a joke, somewhere.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 08, 2019 07:06 PM (jYnPD)

23 Mueller delivered the uranium sample for Hillary, to Russia with love. Somehow Mueller will be in on some of the graft from these Ukraine types scams ... or as FBI chief, maybe he was in on all of them. Probably took his graft in gold bars ... clever DeepStater that he is.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2019 07:06 PM (Cus5s)

24 So, I say Trump is 11d chessmaster or luckiest sumbitch EVAR.

But then stuff like this leaves me befuddled. Why are we hearing that Mueller was lying in front of Congress NOW instead of the day he was fucking doing it? Why wasn't the WH comms staff on the TV and internet and Trump tweeting this in REAL FUCKING TIME?!?!?

Everybody has forgotten Mueller now. They aren't going to prosecute him. This has no value.

Should have pointed out he was liar when he was lying to make all his other bullshit look like the bullshit it was.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:06 PM (ZfRYq)

25 And you wonder if Nancy Pelosi doesn't just lock the door to her office,
put "Comfortably Numb" on an endless loop, and inject the heroin
directly into her eyeball.


Right now, that sounds like a workable plan for my life...

Posted by: shibumi at October 08, 2019 07:06 PM (2KYgn)

26 It was a frigging trap!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 08, 2019 07:06 PM (sy5kK)
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That's what I said!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 08, 2019 07:06 PM (DuZls)

27 It's a good thing that we have a two tiered justice system now. Otherwise, people would be held accountable.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 08, 2019 07:07 PM (xptlg)

28 Is Mueller going to add himself to the Nuremburg defense strategy that Crapper and Abu Musab al Brennan appear to be test-driving?

Hey, we were just following the orders of the President.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at October 08, 2019 07:07 PM (Hn6S7)

29 Telling the truth is not in my purview.

Posted by: Robert Mueller the XXVTH at October 08, 2019 07:07 PM (Ay/aS)

30 Le sigh...

Beer-30.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 08, 2019 07:07 PM (axyOa)

31 25 And you wonder if Nancy Pelosi doesn't just lock the door to her office,
put "Comfortably Numb" on an endless loop, and inject the heroin
directly into her eyeball.


Nembutal numbs it all, but she prefers alcohol.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 08, 2019 07:08 PM (Uu+Jp)

32
It Has Ace of Spades in the title.

Compressorhead-Ace of Spades-Now with 350kg Singer

https://tinyurl.com/y8hnz2ay

Posted by: YIKES! at October 08, 2019 07:08 PM (t6XCL)

33 Is it really a lie if you are daft with old age?


I kid, he only pretends to be senile when he doesn't want to answer a question.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2019 07:08 PM (1g7ch)

34 Biden was never going to happen. He's obviously brain damaged and crooked.

Bayes Law was against Joe all along. He's failed every time he's stepped onto the national stage, and failed hard.

Also Joe fucked up - he trusted Obama. He thought he'd snap that endorsement early. OOPS

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 08, 2019 07:08 PM (ykYG2)

35 He was turned down because he was pregnant, wasn't he?

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at October 08, 2019 07:08 PM (tU+ul)

36 "it feels like ... some sort of dam is breaking..."

It really do, don't it?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2019 07:08 PM (cqNba)

37 Who is Fusion GPS?

Posted by: Robert Mueller at October 08, 2019 07:08 PM (DuZls)

38 I do not know if the Kavanaugh hearing letter means anything other than that subject, but it may mean that the GOP is starting to snarl. They targeted Kavanaugh, who would have been a normal GOP pick for the USSC, and did it as dirty as they could. That stuff announces that any previous agreements of comity are dead and dying.


We'll see who in the GOP understands that first and who is still as bewildered as "a duck that's been hit on the head."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 07:08 PM (SIV8g)

39 23 Mueller delivered the uranium sample for Hillary, to Russia with love. Somehow Mueller will be in on some of the graft from these Ukraine types scams ... or as FBI chief, maybe he was in on all of them. Probably took his graft in gold bars ... clever DeepStater that he is.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2019 07:06 PM (Cus5s)


.999 one-ounce silver rounds are easier to spend anonymously.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 08, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

40 37 Who is Fusion GPS?
Posted by: Robert Mueller at October 08, 2019 07:08 PM (DuZls)

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"No idea."
-Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at October 08, 2019 07:09 PM (zZbCU)

41 Well if Durham has just recently expanded his investigation then this thing is not wrapping up any time soon.


Because for some reason the white hat investigations don't seem to hand out indictments as they go on investigating to uncover more crimes.


So expect a report sometime after the 2nd week in November 2020.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 08, 2019 07:09 PM (Ad3Y8)

42 I think all this is signs that Trump is sounding out the swamp.

I don't think he's found out how deep it goes, yet though.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:09 PM (DuZls)

43 Ben Sasse

Sassy!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 08, 2019 07:09 PM (u//oP)

44 Has anyone in the ranks of the anti-Trump clown parade told the truth about anything? This is beyond parody. Those people are mentally ill.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 08, 2019 07:10 PM (JCrfD)

45 Tegridy!

Posted by: Sam in VA at October 08, 2019 07:10 PM (Nqq7o)

46 I believe Sasse is worse than Romney. Much worse. We know what a rat bastard Romney is, but Sasse hides his treachery, claiming he's the adult in the room. Fuck him and everyone who voted for him.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2019 07:10 PM (bkUtD)

47 Herr Mueller has been lying since he crawled out the crib.

Smarmy bastard.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 08, 2019 07:10 PM (Z+IKu)

48 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 08, 2019 07:10 PM (1XAal)

49 37 Who is Fusion GPS?
Posted by: Robert Mueller at October 08, 2019 07:08 PM (DuZls)

they opened for the Archies at the Cotton Bowl in 1962

you were high that day, huh, Bobby

Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2019 07:11 PM (AQBtr)

50 How could a person be appointed as a special counsel for an investigation that involved a personal friend and a friend who considered you a mentor and ally? It was ridiculous.

And as posted earlier, there is a new book coming out that makes Rosenstein look really bad. So bad that it looks like a big job that makes me question my own problems with Rosenstein. Though he will never be able to come up with a good enough reason to appoint Mueller in light of that obvious conflict of interest.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 08, 2019 07:11 PM (2DOZq)

51 No, seriously, why is this just coming out now?

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:11 PM (ZfRYq)

52 You know Jerry, if you really, really believe it . . . it's not a lie.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2019 07:11 PM (cn/uI)

53 Is it time for my bath, yet?

This drool cup's full.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at October 08, 2019 07:12 PM (DuZls)

54 " Has anyone in the ranks of the anti-Trump clown parade told the truth about anything?"


Those bastards lie about the time of day

The day of the week...

And the weather.

And cheat at card games.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2019 07:12 PM (cqNba)

55 Wasn't Mueller already time limited out as FBI director?

Posted by: DaveA at October 08, 2019 07:12 PM (FhXTo)

56 No, seriously, why is this just coming out now?

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:11 PM (ZfRYq)
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I'm pretty sure Gregg Jarrett pegged Mueller on this the DAY of.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:13 PM (DuZls)

57 Trump just thanked Byron York on twitter for his article about the whistleblower being tied one of the Democrat presidential candidates and said "This is just the beginning".

Trump set this whole thing up.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)

58 You can't have an ass without a Sasse!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 07:13 PM (BiNEL)

59 >>> " Has anyone in the ranks of the anti-Trump clown parade told the truth about anything?



Jonah really likes Marvel films. He watches them with his pants around his swollen ankles.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2019 07:13 PM (bkUtD)

60 I wish they'd get on with the frog-marching already.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 08, 2019 07:13 PM (sWM8x)

61 I believe it's spelled Stasi.

Posted by: Regular joe at October 08, 2019 07:13 PM (6/uwW)

62 Wasn't Mueller already time limited out as FBI director?
Posted by: DaveA at October 08, 2019 07:12 PM (FhXTo)
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He came back from retirement. So I guess so.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:13 PM (DuZls)

63 @RealSaavedra
10m10 minutes ago
More
BREAKING: Fox News reports:

-Mueller allegedly lied under oath when he said he was not interviewing for FBI Director

-Investigation into origins into Russia probe to be released this month

-DOJ investigation w/John Durham is rapidly expanding due to how much they are finding


Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 08, 2019 07:13 PM (cF8AT)

64 How could a person be appointed as a special counsel for an investigation that involved a personal friend and a friend who considered you a mentor and ally? It was ridiculous.

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oh, the mueller-weissmann puppet has an answer for that, he has never ever asked about politics in his career, don't you know. not seemly. Even if he's dealing with the most politically sensitive thing ever.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 08, 2019 07:14 PM (FEQY4)

65 Meh.

Posted by: DOJ at October 08, 2019 07:14 PM (pH6td)

66 57 Trump just thanked Byron York on twitter for his article about the whistleblower being tied one of the Democrat presidential candidates and said "This is just the beginning".

Trump set this whole thing up.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)

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I have been assured that Donald Trump is a dummy who never thinks about what he does it says.

Assured!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at October 08, 2019 07:14 PM (zZbCU)

67 >>>You can't have an ass without a Sasse!



Sadly, he'll probably be easily reelected. Thanks Nebraska.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2019 07:14 PM (bkUtD)

68 55 Wasn't Mueller already time limited out as FBI director?
Posted by: DaveA at October 08, 2019 07:12 PM (FhXTo)


No, FBI director serves at the pleasure of the President.

The 10 year term is more of a guideline. Mueller held the position for 12 years.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:14 PM (ZfRYq)

69 And

you wonder if Nancy Pelosi doesn't just lock the door to her office,

put "Comfortably Numb" on an endless loop, and inject the heroin

directly into her eyeball.
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And then go out and do an interview.
https://tinyurl.com/y4ljaboc
And again
https://tinyurl.com/yysuphr5
Dementia, advanced syphilis, or just a hardcore alcoholic?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2019 07:14 PM (pw+jk)

70 the entire thing was a Democrat cesspit of influence buying and "where
to put the otherwise useless spawn of Democrat loins"



Ah, no, señor.

Without them we'd have no business and have to go back to selling roadside barbequed goat on a stick.


Posted by: Cocaine Lords of Columbia at October 08, 2019 07:14 PM (kauXV)

71 No, seriously, why is this just coming out now?

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:11 PM (ZfRYq)

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because they couldn't hide it any longer...

#duh

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 08, 2019 07:14 PM (tmycC)

72 Sounds like Mueller needs a 4am visit and his wife scared.


Think about what this asshole did to Flynn, Manafort, and Roger Stone.

Posted by: dagny at October 08, 2019 07:14 PM (nRWPy)

73 His news conference on all the crimes committed against the Government and people are grave and serious but gosh darn they don't think any prosecution is possible will most likely kill me.

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2019 07:14 PM (ZCEU2)

74 Trump set this whole thing up.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)
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He knows that the press can't resist a scam that seems to implicate Trump.

And then, at that point, he probably circulates the information that closes the trap.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:15 PM (DuZls)

75 Trump set this whole thing up.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)

For those who remember, I long ago said that Trump has a smoking gun that he will toss in front of everyone at the appropriate moment. I think we're just about there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 08, 2019 07:15 PM (JCrfD)

76
What if they start shooting first?

Posted by: Yo! at October 08, 2019 07:15 PM (1XAal)

77 27
It's a good thing that we have a two tiered justice system now. Otherwise, people would be held accountable.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 08, 2019 07:07 PM (xptlg)

Considering the amount of corruption being exposed, how high it went in federal agencies, and how lofty their target was...

I am actually surprised at how fast all of this is coming out. When did the Mueller investigation actually end? Before that there was no counter-attack because of the ever-present threat of an "obstruction of justice" charge. Since then, things have been rolling, against great governmental and media resistance.

And yet, man, how much is leaking out.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 07:15 PM (SIV8g)

78 So expect a report sometime after the 2nd week in November 2020.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 08, 2019 07:09 PM (Ad3Y

Ya know, I do not believe PDT plays by those rules.

Posted by: tbodie at October 08, 2019 07:15 PM (wyNrR)

79
Willowed

So I have to ask why is everyone staying put in California when it seems the worst is always knocking on your door?

Family, career, spouse's career, cost of moving.

I don't have any great affection for Houston but it would be difficult, expensive and painful to relocate. The last time we did, it killed one of the dogs, nearly killed another and left us in a hole we're still digging out of 10 years later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 07:15 PM (7rVsF)

80 I want to believe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 08, 2019 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

81 There was no Democrat that was going to survive a year and a half in the lead.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2019 07:15 PM (tU+ul)

82 >>>What if they start shooting first?


Shoot back.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2019 07:15 PM (bkUtD)

83 So Mueller had to choose between exposing his giant conflict of interest, or perjury.

And he chose perjury.

Good to know.

What a f*cking bunch of unethical assholes these jerks are.

But remember, Trump is the unsavory one.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 08, 2019 07:16 PM (k4dH2)

84 So now he's been established as a liar about Misfud and about his interview. What else did he lie about?

Posted by: dagny at October 08, 2019 07:16 PM (nRWPy)

85 41
Well if Durham has just recently expanded his investigation then this thing is not wrapping up any time soon.



Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 08, 2019 07:09 PM (Ad3Y

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The post says his investigation is wider than "previously known," which is to say he didn't *just* expand it, this is the first time we know it was expanded.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 08, 2019 07:16 PM (cfSRQ)

86 If we get everything we can squeeze out of this...the Democrat party is done for a good long time..or until the Millenials convert it into the Millenial Jacobin party.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:16 PM (DuZls)

87 Trump must be the luckiest dumb son of a bitch to ever make millions in NY Real Estate.

Good Luck is...

The only thing that can explain this slow and mythical disassembly of the leftist political machine..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2019 07:16 PM (cqNba)

88 Does he pronounce his name 'Sass' or 'Sassy'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 08, 2019 07:16 PM (2B9A/)

89 And then go out and do an interview.
https://tinyurl.com/y4ljaboc
And again
https://tinyurl.com/yysuphr5
Dementia, advanced syphilis, or just a hardcore alcoholic?


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious


My money is on stray cosmic rays.

Posted by: pep at October 08, 2019 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

90 So now he's been established as a liar about Misfud and about his interview. What else did he lie about?

Posted by: dagny at October 08, 2019 07:16 PM (nRWPy)
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I desperately want to know about that!

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:16 PM (DuZls)

91 "Wasn't Mueller already time limited out as FBI director?"

he has already gone over the ten year "limit" by two years iirc. That was the argument for happy minded speculators to think Mueller (and Rosie?) met with Trump ... all white hats being clever, to stop McCabe and his mob from their "we'll stop him" plans.


But that never made sense to me ... seems more like Rosie laid the paperwork to fire Comey, then turned around and used it to stab Trump in the back. .... hopefully we armchair investigators will get more detail soon.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2019 07:16 PM (Cus5s)

92 o I have to ask why is everyone staying put in California when it seems the worst is always knocking on your door?

Family, career, spouse's career, cost of moving.

I don't have any great affection for Houston but it would be difficult, expensive and painful to relocate. The last time we did, it killed one of the dogs, nearly killed another and left us in a hole we're still digging out of 10 years later.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 07:15 PM (7rVsF)

Same, but my people were here first. I don't care for all the transplants moving here and trying to change everything.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 08, 2019 07:17 PM (7bcfy)

93 83 So Mueller had to choose between exposing his giant conflict of interest, or perjury.

And he chose perjury.

Good to know.

What a f*cking bunch of unethical assholes these jerks are.

But remember, Trump is the unsavory one.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 08, 2019 07:16 PM (k4dH2)

======

I was assured that Mueller was a man of great moral character.

Assured!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at October 08, 2019 07:17 PM (zZbCU)

94
I want to believe.

Posted by: Grump928(C)


remember that episode of TWILIGHT ZONE with the BOXER and the LITTLE BOY?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 08, 2019 07:17 PM (9Vklg)

95 the Cliff notes version of the report due in #twoweeks:

"mistakes were made, corrections have been ordered and there were no actionable violations... Thanks for playing!"

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 08, 2019 07:17 PM (tmycC)

96 >>I have been assured that Donald Trump is a dummy who never thinks about what he does it says.

>>Assured!

Remember what we heard about the EU Ambassador today when Taylor kept texting him about a quid pro quo in Ukraine?

He called Trump to ask him if it was true. Trump, of course, said no.

But he knew what was coming and he prepared. Wonder why he declassified his call so fast? That's why.

Who are you gonna believe, the voice who assure you or your lying eyes and ears?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:17 PM (ZLI7S)

97 For those who remember, I long ago said that Trump has a smoking gun that
he will toss in front of everyone at the appropriate moment. I think
we're just about there.


I've been suggesting patience for a while. Trump is going to do this like a showman for the election. I've always thought that was true. Why wouldn't he?

Posted by: dagny at October 08, 2019 07:18 PM (nRWPy)

98 Family, career, spouse's career, cost of moving.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 07:15 PM (7rVsF)
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And the confiscation tax that is soon to come. You leave the state, we get half your stuff.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:18 PM (DuZls)

99 I can't work a hatred up for Mueller after his Congressional testimony - he was just some sad useless clown at the end - too senile and old to be some sort of lying mastermind of the whole thing. He was used and discarded by much more knowing evil sorts - he'll be completely demented in a couple of years - a lot like Joe Biden, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Boswell at October 08, 2019 07:18 PM (32YRo)

100 because they couldn't hide it any longer...

#duh


Posted by: redc1c4


Obligatory:
https://tinyurl.com/yxqmmt2w

Posted by: pep at October 08, 2019 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

101 96
Who are you gonna believe, the voice who assure you or your lying eyes and ears?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:17 PM (ZLI7S)

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I shall believe Allahpundit. He has never steered me wrong!

Except all those times, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison's Phone at October 08, 2019 07:19 PM (zZbCU)

102 -DOJ investigation w/John Durham is rapidly expanding due to how much they are finding


Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 08, 2019 07:13 PM (cF8AT)


Keep your eye on the Statuette of Limitations clock, if only they can run that out it's all good!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 07:19 PM (BiNEL)

103 Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at October 08, 2019 07:10 PM (1XAal)

Heh. This always makes me smile.

Posted by: tbodie at October 08, 2019 07:19 PM (wyNrR)

104 >>>I shall believe Allahpundit. He has never steered me wrong!


I keep hoping he drinks the stuff in the shot glass like the Russian does in his profile pic.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2019 07:20 PM (bkUtD)

105 In his defense, Mueller barely knows that he likes yams at this point.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 07:06 PM (4VGhz)
.........

I like yams? That's outside my purview.

Posted by: Bob Mueller at October 08, 2019 07:20 PM (v0R5T)

106 >>>>What if they start shooting first?




Grab Cover.

If you aren't shooting:
Always be reloading.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 07:20 PM (4VGhz)

107 But we have to pretend it'd be bad optics or something to go after the motherfuckers who would John Doe all of us.8
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 08, 2019 07:02 PM (FEQY4)


I've said it before and I will say it again - I know Teh Donald is a master of the long game. I know he gives the left just enough rope to hang himself. But if he is waiting until his second term to start perp walks, PMITA prison and (dare I dream?) military tribunals at Gitmo, I think he is a fool.

I do not believe that President Trump can afford the luxury of waiting until his second term to lay down the hammer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 08, 2019 07:20 PM (Ki5SV)

108 For those who remember, I long ago said that Trump has a smoking gun that
he will toss in front of everyone at the appropriate moment. I think
we're just about there.


I've been suggesting patience for a while. Trump is going to do this like a showman for the election. I've always thought that was true. Why wouldn't he?
Posted by: dagny at October 08, 2019 07:18 PM (nRWPy)
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I'm thinking it could be closer to the election when the final bomb is dropped.

Trump *can* coast his way through the "primary" (bitch sessions with the also-ran bitches). He needs the juice in the general.

As long as he can stave off Impeachment and Removal so that it can't happen at a good pace, the more he can wait until mid-2020 to drop the big one.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:20 PM (DuZls)

109 I think that Trump has put a lot of things in motion.

But also, a lot of things have come up bupkis.

Just because you are skeptical that anything will happen doesn't mean you think Trump is stupid.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:21 PM (ZfRYq)

110
I like yams? That's outside my purview.

I yam what I yam.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 07:21 PM (7rVsF)

111 Mueller had his ties into Whitey. Anyone in Southie coulda toldhe was a dishonest prick

Posted by: morigu at October 08, 2019 07:21 PM (Eu98u)

112 WH counsel letter to SanFran Nan....

https://tinyurl.com/yxehwbp2

I write on behalf of President Donald J. Trump in response to your numerous, legally
unsupported demands made as part of what you have labeled contrary to the Constitution of the
United States and all past bipartisan precedent-as an "impeachment inquiry." As you know,
you have designed and implemented your inquiry in a manner that violates fundamental fairness
and constitutionally mandated due process.

For example, you have denied the President the right to cross-examine witnesses, to call
witnesses, to receive transcripts of testimony, to have access to evidence, to have counsel
present, and many other basic rights guaranteed to all Americans. You have conducted your
proceedings in secret. You have violated civil liberties and the separation of powers by
threatening Executive Branch officials, claiming that you will seek to punish those who exercise
fundamental constitutional rights and prerogatives. All of this violates the Constitution, the rule
of law, and every past precedent. Never before in our history has the House of
Representatives-under the control of either political party-taken the American people down
the dangerous path you seem determined to pursue.

and it goes on for 8 pages!

From Pat Cipollone

Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 08, 2019 07:21 PM (cF8AT)

113 >>>But also, a lot of things have come up bupkis.



My favorite NFL player was Dick Bupkis.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2019 07:22 PM (bkUtD)

114 I am running for President of Twitter.

Posted by: Ben Sasse at October 08, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7)

115
I've been suggesting patience for a while. Trump
is going to do this like a showman for the election. I've always
thought that was true. Why wouldn't he?


Posted by: dagny at October 08, 2019 07:18 PM (nRWPy)


A man who used infinite amounts of patience to get through the Mueller investigation without a charge of obstruction of justice is a man who is not to be taken lightly.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 07:22 PM (SIV8g)

116 he Cliff notes version of the report due in #twoweeks:

"mistakes were made, corrections have been ordered and there were no actionable violations... Thanks for playing!"

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 08, 2019 07:17 PM (tmycC)


But HR is crafting a very effective training program (with an emphasis on bogus candor) that will ensure this sort of thing never happens again (that you will ever know about)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 07:22 PM (BiNEL)

117

Meanwhile, Fake News, including your local fake news, has not deviated from the Ukraine Narrative one little bit.

In other words, most people out there don't know any of the things we know and probably never will.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 08, 2019 07:23 PM (9Vklg)

118 WH counsel letter to SanFran Nan....



https://tinyurl.com/yxehwbp2



I write on behalf of President Donald J. Trump in response to your numerous, legally

unsupported demands made as part of what you have labeled contrary to the Constitution of the

United States and all past bipartisan precedent-as an "impeachment inquiry." As you know,

you have designed and implemented your inquiry in a manner that violates fundamental fairness

and constitutionally mandated due process.



For example, you have denied the President the right to cross-examine witnesses, to call

witnesses, to receive transcripts of testimony, to have access to evidence, to have counsel

present, and many other basic rights guaranteed to all Americans. You have conducted your

proceedings in secret. You have violated civil liberties and the separation of powers by

threatening Executive Branch officials, claiming that you will seek to punish those who exercise

fundamental constitutional rights and prerogatives. All of this violates the Constitution, the rule

of law, and every past precedent. Never before in our history has the House of

Representatives-under the control of either political party-taken the American people down

the dangerous path you seem determined to pursue.



and it goes on for 8 pages!



From Pat Cipollone


tl:dr
Shorter version: get bent.

Posted by: pep at October 08, 2019 07:23 PM (T6t7i)

119 and it goes on for 8 pages!

From Pat Cipollone
Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 08, 2019 07:21 PM (cF8AT)
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It is poetry as a GFY.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:23 PM (DuZls)

120 79
Willowed

So I have to ask why is everyone staying put in California when it seems the worst is always knocking on your door?

Family, career, spouse's career, cost of moving.

I don't have any great affection for Houston but it would be difficult, expensive and painful to relocate. The last time we did, it killed one of the dogs, nearly killed another and left us in a hole we're still digging out of 10 years later.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 07:15 PM (7rVsF)



Job and house. Plus the wife's job.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2019 07:23 PM (cn/uI)

121 Oh, man, to nail Mueller on a lying wrap would be sweet ironic universal justice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 07:23 PM (oVJmc)

122
Where does Flynn go to get his life back?

Posted by: Yo! at October 08, 2019 07:24 PM (1XAal)

123
Re Sasse: Yet another indicium of cuckoldry.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 08, 2019 07:24 PM (f1Vqw)

124 Oh, man, to nail Mueller on a lying wrap would be sweet ironic universal justice.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 07:23 PM (oVJmc)
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I don't think we could get Flynn as his prosecutor, though.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:24 PM (DuZls)

125 >>Oh, man, to nail Mueller on a lying wrap would be sweet ironic universal justice.


5 AM No Knock Raid would be required.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 07:24 PM (4VGhz)

126 >>>Where does Flynn go to get his life back?


Too late. Like many other innocent victims, Mueller destroyed the man's life.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (bkUtD)

127 I guess yams are OK as long as they are Gerber's.

Posted by: Bob Mueller at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

128 99 I can't work a hatred up for Mueller after his Congressional testimony - he was just some sad useless clown at the end - too senile and old to be some sort of lying mastermind of the whole thing. He was used and discarded by much more knowing evil sorts - he'll be completely demented in a couple of years - a lot like Joe Biden, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Boswell at October 08, 2019 07:18 PM (32YRo)


He's got enough wits about him, he knew what he was getting into. You can't let someone use you unless you let them.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (cn/uI)

129 If we get everything we can squeeze out of
this...the Democrat party is done for a good long time..
Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:16 PM (DuZls)


If it reappears on the planet before the next round of dinosaurs do it will be too soon.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (9Om/r)

130 I wonder where Sassy Ben shops. Probably the Omaha Cuck 'n' Tuck. I should hang out there, and corner him on the elevator, and demand all the cash in his pockets, and a beej from his gnarly wife. He'd definitely cave like Carlsbad, just like in the Kav hearings.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (mk3Co)

131 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 07:23 PM (oVJmc)

Hey congratulations on the Nobel. I didn't get you anything but good job.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (ZLI7S)

132 the Cliff notes version of the report due in #twoweeks:



"mistakes were made, corrections have been ordered and there were no actionable violations... Thanks for playing!"



Posted by: redc1c4 at October 08, 2019 07:17 PM (tmycC)

===
YOU FORGOT WE WILL BE PUTTING A REPRIMAND LETTER IN HIS FILE AND GIVING HIM EARLY RETIREMENT AT 125% OF STANDARD.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (pw+jk)

133 whitey bulger has no comment.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (KP5rU)

134
Is Roger Stone still in jail?

Posted by: Yo! at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (1XAal)

135 How are the popcorn futures holding up?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (Gs5TH)

136 121
Oh, man, to nail Mueller on a lying wrap would be sweet ironic universal justice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


You do have to wonder if his vacant look while he was testifying was a Vincent "The Chin" Gigante ploy.

Posted by: pep at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (T6t7i)

137
But HR is crafting a very effective training program (with an emphasis on bogus candor) that will ensure this sort of thing never happens again (that you will ever know about)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


MBA consultants have recommended cutbacks in R&D and engineering.

A Vice President of Diversity and Culture will be hired.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (7rVsF)

138 Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 08, 2019 07:21 PM (cF8AT)

We voted for a fighter.

Boy did we ever!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (j3npP)

139 I saw a clip of NBA President and Spokesweasel on TV.

He looks like an AIDS victim in his final month of life.

Posted by: rd at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (+0uDE)

140 Fidelity. Bravery. Integrity.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (DMUuz)

141
Manafort has, like, two trials still to go. Really.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (9Vklg)

142 I do not believe that President Trump can afford the luxury of waiting until his second term to lay down the hammer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 08, 2019 07:20 PM (Ki5SV)


I don't know what he is doing, but after watching him tangle with DC I am going to give him the benefit of the doubt. He doesn't need my kibitzing, he's pretty good at snake-wrassling.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (SIV8g)

143 I have a not totally crazy Lefty friend. I was saying the Ukraine thing was a problem for Biden and his crackhead son.

He said I don't think it is fair to call him a crackhead - I heard he only came up hot for cocaine.

Well, of course I had to steer him to the New Yorker article about Hunter deviating from his trip to rehab to stay in a crackhouse.

But think about it - that was his defense of OrangeManBad - hey, I heard that Hunter was only doing cocaine, not crack.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:26 PM (ZfRYq)

144 He's got enough wits about him, he knew what he was getting into. You can't let someone use you unless you let them.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (cn/uI)
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*Taps ear device*

Andy says that's out of my purview.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at October 08, 2019 07:26 PM (DuZls)

145 102
Dayum, I hate autocucumber!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 07:26 PM (BiNEL)

146 Then again yams taste like crap. I like the Gerber's chicken and gravy. I think.

Posted by: Bob Mueller at October 08, 2019 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

147 >>>He'd definitely cave like Carlsbad, just like in the Kav hearings.



The best thing to say to him is, "Hey Ben, you caved while Collins stood strong. Now think about that for a minute."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2019 07:26 PM (bkUtD)

148 I want to see no-knock raid in Chappaqua, Bill in his undies with at least 10 whores running out.

Posted by: jmel at October 08, 2019 07:27 PM (OeWgo)

149 So lying to the FBI is a crime, crime. And lying to congress is a "crime". And lying to the president is "heroic resistance".
Do I have that right?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2019 07:27 PM (WdocV)

150 So I have to ask why is everyone staying put in California when it seems the worst is always knocking on your door?



Family, career, spouse's career, cost of moving.



I don't have any great affection for Houston but it would be
difficult, expensive and painful to relocate. The last time we did, it
killed one of the dogs, nearly killed another and left us in a hole
we're still digging out of 10 years later.





Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 07:15 PM (7rVsF)

===
Family, born here, friends, have assets, beach, boat, water sports, huge capital gains taxes, annnnnnnddd NICE WEATHER.

Wherever you go, there is something wrong with it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2019 07:27 PM (pw+jk)

151 I do not believe that President Trump can afford the luxury of waiting until his second term to lay down the hammer.

I want the Godfather Scene where Michael Corleone is standing at the altar having his child baptized as his enemies are being eliminated.

Trump at the inauguration for his second term.

Posted by: 🐧 at October 08, 2019 07:28 PM (lD3vL)

152 Dementia, advanced syphilis, or just a hardcore alcoholic?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2019 07:14 PM (pw+jk)

Embrace the healing power of "yes"

Posted by: Fox2! at October 08, 2019 07:28 PM (R/01c)

153 MBA consultants have recommended cutbacks in R&D and engineering.

A Vice President of Diversity and Culture will be hired.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (7rVsF)


And we're renovating the building to endure xer has a corner office!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 07:28 PM (BiNEL)

154 "I long ago said that Trump has a smoking gun that

he will toss in front of everyone at the appropriate moment. I think

we're just about there."

hope so ... and he may have 100+ smoking guns.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2019 07:28 PM (Cus5s)

155 So lying to the FBI is a crime, crime. And lying to congress is a "crime". And lying to the president is "heroic resistance".
Do I have that right?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2019 07:27 PM (WdocV)
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Dead on.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at October 08, 2019 07:28 PM (DuZls)

156 It feels like ... some sort of dam is breaking...
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion

This is exactly how I feel. I'll repeat a comment made a month or so ago. I truly wonder if this country will even make it to 2020.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...the beltway is fubar at October 08, 2019 07:28 PM (Lp+bg)

157 114
I am running for President of Twitter.

Posted by: Ben Sasse at October 08, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7)

Grab two soup cans and string Sassy-Pants, because Trump is already GEOTUS of Twitter.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 07:28 PM (SIV8g)

158 from the sidebar:

all derivations of the word index - indicator, indication, indicia, etc. - derive from the latin for pointer finger . index finger!

hmmmm....

[taps forehead with finger]

Posted by: mjc at October 08, 2019 07:28 PM (Pg+x7)

159 But yeah, I could go for some yams or maybe the sweet potato 2 pack.

Posted by: Bob Mueller at October 08, 2019 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

160 Key witness against Dallas police woman gets killed selling weed and shooting one his buyers in chest before getting greased

and people believed this guy at trial

that girl got fucked over

Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2019 07:28 PM (AQBtr)

161
Wherever you go, there is something wrong with it.




Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious


Except Iceland.

Posted by: pep at October 08, 2019 07:28 PM (T6t7i)

162 And since we're past 100, for TJM -

Watched Haxan today and made some notes. Still need to watch Witchcraft Through the Ages.

I'm trying, my friend, but it's like shoveling concrete. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (Ki5SV)

163 I want to believe.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 08, 2019 07:15 PM


Me too

Posted by: Fox Mulder at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (ZCEU2)

164 So lying to the FBI is a crime, crime. And lying to congress is a "crime". And lying to the president is "heroic resistance".
Do I have that right?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2019 07:27 PM (WdocV)

Ummmmmmmmmmm.....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (Z+IKu)

165 Hiya

Did we piss anybody off today?

Posted by: ALH at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (sMGhD)

166 But think about it - that was his defense of OrangeManBad - hey, I heard that Hunter was only doing cocaine, not crack.

***

In contrast they defend Bill Clinton by saying, sure he raped someone, but MUH 'BORTION!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (WdocV)

167 Trump just thanked Byron York on twitter for his article about the whistleblower being tied one of the Democrat presidential candidates and said "This is just the beginning".

Trump set this whole thing up.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)


I'd like to see a Trump tweet,

"Remember when I said there was gold in those walls?"
"When I said 'the calm before the storm'?"
etc.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (1g7ch)

168
These pricks keep attacking. Unless they pay, it won't stop.

Trump offered an olive branch in public remarks after he won. They would have none of it.

Kavanaugh was subjected to a preposterous attack that collapsed under its own weight. They just got done attacking him for the second time -- same game plan, same result. Silly bastards.

This Ukraine travesty is Russia Collusion Part Two. The original flopped, now this. Same game plan, same result.

Of course Trump is pissed.

These assholes are teaching him he can show no mercy. He clearly wanted to let it drop, but they insist otherwise. It's him or them, and by extension, us or them.

Prosecutions. Jail. Examples.


Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (8I1Ab)

169 Fidelity. Bravery. Integrity.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (DMUuz)

===

You owe me a new keyboard... the monitor may be saved. My nose will take hours to heal.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (pw+jk)

170 https://bloom.bg/2MnqRo4
*******
Trump Enlists Trey Gowdy to Help With Impeachment Fight - Bloomberg

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (BqBId)

171 *A man who used infinite amounts of patience to get through the Mueller investigation without a charge of obstruction of justice is a man who is not to be taken lightly.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 07:22 PM (SIV8g)*

Said another way: What does PDT know that let him give free reign to Mueller?

Posted by: tbodie at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (wyNrR)

172 148 I want to see no-knock raid in Chappaqua, Bill in his undies with at least 10 whores running out.
Posted by: jmel at October 08, 2019 07:27 PM (OeWgo)

Including the "Energizer"?

Posted by: Fox2! at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (R/01c)

173 >>So lying to the FBI is a crime, crime. And lying to congress is a "crime". And lying to the president is "heroic resistance".

Who lied to Trump?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)

174 Why did you have to bring up this shit about the yams?
I'm confused.

Posted by: Bob Mueller at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

175 Mueller isn't going to be prosecuted for lying to Congress. Just not going to happen. To make a point of releasing this now makes we wonder why the WH bothers sometimes.

I get it, they can't focus on everybody arrayed against them - that isn't focus.

I am a YUGE Trump supporter, and I think this information - that they have always known that Mueller was lying to Congress - makes his administration look weak.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:30 PM (ZfRYq)

176 129 If we get everything we can squeeze out of
this...the Democrat party is done for a good long time..
Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:16 PM (DuZls)


If it reappears on the planet before the next round of dinosaurs do it will be too soon.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (9Om/r)

The Democrats were the party of SLAVERY and lost the Civil War.

The Democrats like cockroaches will survive even a nuclear war.

Posted by: rd at October 08, 2019 07:30 PM (+0uDE)

177 >> I want the Godfather Scene where Michael Corleone is standing at the altar having

Settling all family business.

Should Brennan be Mo Green and get it in the eye, or Barzini?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 08, 2019 07:30 PM (f1Vqw)

178 >>>These assholes are teaching him he can show no mercy.


Taken 2: Electric Trumpaloo

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2019 07:30 PM (bkUtD)

179 Blessed be the peacemakers and the makers of soap on a rope.

Posted by: James Comey Reverend of Cell Block 4 at October 08, 2019 07:31 PM (BRpqW)

180 I WAS FIRST TO SAY TRUMP WAS PLAYING 2.5D ISOMETRIC LEVEL CHESS IN A 3.3D LEVEL UNIVERSE. AND USING ONLY HALF HIS BRIAN. BRAIN. I MEAN BRAIN.

Posted by: IM THE FKN GUY THAT CALLED IT at October 08, 2019 07:31 PM (K3B2k)

181 I long ago said that Trump has a smoking gun that
he will toss in front of everyone at the appropriate moment.

***

I presume the Dems are desperately bribing/blackmailing Republican Senators right now....and would not be shocked if they could get to 67 votes.

So Trump better have something up his sleeve...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2019 07:31 PM (WdocV)

182 Who lied to Trump?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)
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Schiff.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:31 PM (DuZls)

183 Mueller was a Marine and according to my departed dad, Marines never lie.

so it must be some kinda contagion in the FBI building

Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2019 07:31 PM (AQBtr)

184 You owe me a new keyboard... the monitor may be saved. My nose will take hours to heal.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (pw+jk)

That^^^ right there is funny.

Posted by: tbodie at October 08, 2019 07:31 PM (wyNrR)

185 149 So lying to the FBI is a crime, crime. And lying to congress is a "crime". And lying to the president is "heroic resistance".
Do I have that right?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2019 07:27 PM (WdocV)


Close, but I think the media stylebook prefers "Principled heroic resistance", or
"Patriotic heroic resistance"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 07:31 PM (BiNEL)

186 I do not believe that President Trump can afford the luxury of waiting until his second term to lay down the hammer.

I think he'll just do a small hammer- lay the media bare. Completely expose them. That is, take out the Left's infantry. The big stuff is, I believe, huge and will have to wait.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2019 07:31 PM (tU+ul)

187 Wherever you go, there is something wrong with it.

Man, if that isn't in the top three for "story of my life," I don't know what is.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 08, 2019 07:32 PM (Ki5SV)

188 177 >> I want the Godfather Scene where Michael Corleone is standing at the altar having

Settling all family business.


I keep having that dream

Posted by: REDACTED at October 08, 2019 07:32 PM (AQBtr)

189 Said another way: What does PDT know that let him give free reign to Mueller?
Posted by: tbodie at October 08, 2019 07:29 PM (wyNrR)


That one was kind of easy - he knew that he was clean.

I don't think he knew to what extent to they would go to try to get him.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:32 PM (ZfRYq)

190 This should end like the final scenes in Winter Soldier. We're not just taking out Hydra, we're taking out SHIELD, too.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2019 07:32 PM (VWp7G)

191 Trump may have some great plan.

But the backing from the Republicans still might not be where he needs it. Especially if Soros already has the underage hooker photos.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:32 PM (DuZls)

192 >>I keep having that dream


The one where AtC flies in through the window?

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 07:33 PM (4VGhz)

193 Mueller was a Marine and according to my departed dad, Marines never lie.
.........

So Bob's the dude that boinked Squaw Lizzie?

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2019 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

194 >>>The one where AtC flies in through the window?


You misspelled AOC.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 08, 2019 07:33 PM (VWp7G)

195 So lying to the FBI is a crime, crime. And lying to congress is a "crime". And lying to the president is "heroic resistance".

===
Not a problem if you are a democrat socialist fascist.

In fact you get an early retirement with extra pension, a book deal, and a job at cnn or msnbc.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2019 07:34 PM (pw+jk)

196 So, questions for the Horde:

Where do you see any of the following people in 20 years?

- Hillary
- Greta Thunberg
- Robert Mueller
- Adam Schiff

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2019 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

197 I think he'll just do a small hammer- lay the media bare. Completely expose them. That is, take out the Left's infantry. The big stuff is, I believe, huge and will have to wait.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2019 07:31 PM (tU+ul)
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I think he wants the House, so he'll drop something in the late stages of the campaign.

It'll be a swiftboat nuke.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:34 PM (DuZls)

198 85 41
Well if Durham has just recently expanded his investigation then this thing is not wrapping up any time soon.



Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 08, 2019 07:09 PM (Ad3Y

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The post says his investigation is wider than "previously known," which is to say he didn't *just* expand it, this is the first time we know it was expanded.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 08, 2019 07:16 PM (cfSRQ)


And by "previously known" I do hope he means "previously known in the public domain" not that he is still vetting what many have "known" for a couple of years.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2019 07:34 PM (1g7ch)

199 >>You misspelled AOC.


That one 'flies into the window'.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 07:34 PM (4VGhz)

200
Meanwhile, Fake News, including your local fake news, has not deviated from the Ukraine Narrative one little bit.

My local news just did a report about "the impeacment investigation."

They portrayed Adam Schiff as an avenging angel, fighting corruption in D.C.

Posted by: Biergood at October 08, 2019 07:35 PM (yb6r+)

201 damn shame how far california has fallen. wisconsin casts its' lonely eyes to you. won't take tony fucking evers long to get us there. just a little too cold for yearlong shitting in the streets though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 08, 2019 07:35 PM (KP5rU)

202 It's all so, so, unseemly. Trump should be losing like a gentleman.

Posted by: Mitt Romney, scandalized at October 08, 2019 07:35 PM (COzlW)

203 'Hell hath no fury as a Horseface scorned'

Posted by: kallisto at October 08, 2019 07:35 PM (CWvyb)

204 Mittens/Sassy Ben

Test

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

205 Fidelity. Bravery. Integrity.

That's the password to get into the castle. But what's the password once you're in the castle?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 08, 2019 07:36 PM (ykYG2)

206 and it goes on for 8 pages!

From Pat Cipollone
Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 08, 2019 07:21 PM (cF8AT)

go ahead, I dare you

Posted by: The Barrel at October 08, 2019 07:36 PM (AQBtr)

207 >>Said another way: What does PDT know that let him give free reign to Mueller?

Everything.

Do you remember what Trump used to say numerous times a week during the entire Mueller investigation? He said Mueller had unbelievable conflicts.

The media, of course, wrote this off as some nonsense about a membership dispute at a Trump country club. It was this. He's known about the conflict since day 1.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:36 PM (ZLI7S)

208 Jeebus. Damned iPhone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

209
Speaking of Marines...

A District Attorney in Massachusetts is out to get to young Marine (stationed in California) for allegedly striking some college punk in Boston in a fight. The college kid ended up dying.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 08, 2019 07:36 PM (9Vklg)

210 Verlander getting touched up a bit in the 1st.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 07:36 PM (4VGhz)

211
Hey I just saw a head roll by!

Posted by: freaked at October 08, 2019 07:36 PM (Tnijr)

212 Scene in front of Capitol, cold January day, high noon:

"I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear..."

Cut to scene of Brennan. BAM! Suddenly he has a hole in his eye.

Cut back to Capitol,

"to faithfully execute the...."

Cut to scene of Comey. He's running like the little whiny bitch he is, BAM!, BAM!

Etc, etc.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 08, 2019 07:36 PM (f1Vqw)

213 24 So, I say Trump is 11d chessmaster or luckiest sumbitch EVAR.
Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:06 PM (ZfRYq)

What if he's neither?
What if ANY Republican president could have been this successful in exposing/destroying the Dems like this? All he'd have had to do is put up a fight like Trump has. The tree has always been rotten; just needed a stiff wind to knock it down!
(Not to take credit from Trump for actually having the intestinal fortitude to DO it!)

Posted by: Ersatz at October 08, 2019 07:36 PM (zuVZw)

214 oh right, you guys...Mueller was a marine who goes to a church! He can't be bad, say the liberals who love marines and church.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 08, 2019 07:36 PM (FEQY4)

215 196 So, questions for the Horde:

Where do you see any of the following people in 20 years?

- Hillary
- Greta Thunberg
- Robert Mueller
- Adam Schiff
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2019 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

In order:

Dead.
Married to a muzzie with five kids and knocked up with a sixth
Dead
In the AIDS ward

Posted by: Insomniac at October 08, 2019 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

216 - Hillary
- Greta Thunberg
- Robert Mueller
- Adam Schiff
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Dead
Amsterdam street whore
Dead
Dead

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2019 07:37 PM (YvUf/)

217 So let's talk Brian Cates - drawandstrike on Twitter.

He's been a big pusher of this whole thing has been orchestrated by Trump from the get-go, and that a lot of people that look bad are actually white hats. Like Sessions. And Rosenstein. And he points out that Mueller was in a meeting with Trump and Rosenstein prior to his appointment as Special Counsel, so that Mueller was at least a passive white hat.

And now - there is this. Kinda chips away at the whole Huber will come happy horseshit.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:37 PM (ZfRYq)

218 196 So, questions for the Horde:

Where do you see any of the following people in 20 years?

- Hillary
- Greta Thunberg
- Robert Mueller
- Adam Schiff
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2019 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

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Dead.
Insane asylum.
Dead.
Hospitalized with complications from multiple HIV infections.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 08, 2019 07:37 PM (8I1Ab)

219 >>A District Attorney in Massachusetts is out to get to young Marine (stationed in California) for allegedly striking some college punk in Boston in a fight. The college kid ended up dying.


I do believe that is involuntary manslaughter.

Marine or no.

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 07:37 PM (4VGhz)

220 How are the popcorn futures holding up?

Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 08, 2019 07:25 PM (Gs5TH)
........

I like yams.

Posted by: Bob Mueller at October 08, 2019 07:38 PM (v0R5T)

221 I think this information - that they have always known that Mueller was lying to Congress - makes his administration look weak.

I'm hoping they let it run because it was a good smokescreen. Two years of Democrats getting cocky and careless with their communications.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2019 07:38 PM (tU+ul)

222 Where's the Mueller troll?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

223 Especially if Soros already has the underage hooker photos.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:32 PM (DuZls)


Too bad that Epstein can no longer be called as a witness to testify as to where those photos were taken!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 07:38 PM (BiNEL)

224 When does Sasse announce his primary challenge to trump?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 08, 2019 07:39 PM (dNzKv)

225 Where's the Mueller troll?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 07:38 PM (ptqGC)


Jane, out getting his pubes done again at European Wax Center :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2019 07:39 PM (L2ZTs)

226 - Hillary

In a box on which are falling the crocodile tears of Bill and his 28-year-old girlfriend.

- Greta Thunberg

Three hundred pounds in a fat farm somewhere.

- Robert Mueller

Palm 15, Nowheresville Cemetery

- Adam Schiff

Federal Prisoner #3050030 (I can hope, can't I?)

Posted by: JEM at October 08, 2019 07:39 PM (8erNz)

227
Hey congratulations on the Nobel. I didn't get you anything but good job.


Meh. Since Obama won, they're just gold foil over chocolate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 07:39 PM (oVJmc)

228 the electricity situation in Cali reminds me of Lebanon where the muz control the power supply and routinely cut off the Christian section.

Posted by: kallisto at October 08, 2019 07:39 PM (CWvyb)

229 Everyone, thanks for the responses.

I should have included AOC 20 years from now. I like to imagine she'll be tending some shithole bar and people will keep asking her, "didn't you used to be somebody??..." ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

230 What if he's neither?
What if ANY Republican president could have
been this successful in exposing/destroying the Dems like this? All he'd
have had to do is put up a fight like Trump has.


Disagree. Trump isn't just stiff-spined, he's a master at playing people and exploiting their weaknesses, arrogance and hubris in this case.

Posted by: pep at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (T6t7i)

231 Has Bill Clinton come out of hiding? I figure with Hillary getting the itch to run again, he's living in an undisclosed location with a food taster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

232 Greta Thunberg - In prison on a baby-eating charge.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (DuZls)

233 I am a YUGE Trump supporter, and I think this information - that they have always known that Mueller was lying to Congress - makes his administration look weak.
Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:30 PM (ZfRYq)

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Remember: none of the important people, like Mueller, will be held to account in a law court. This government is fucked up beyond repair, and the rule of law is a dead letter.

The best Trump can do is catch some small fish like McCabe (maybe), and try the rest in the court of public opinion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (mk3Co)

234

The D.A. is also looking into if "hate speech" was involved in the deadly incident on account of things allegedly said before the fight.

Incidentally, the dead kid is white. So maybe the Marine called him a fag or something. Anyway. the DA is out to screw over this Marine for murder.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (9Vklg)

235 Hey I just saw a head roll by!
Posted by: freaked
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Not funny.

Posted by: Anne Boleyn at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (YvUf/)

236 Nah it was just a cat

Posted by: freaked at October 08, 2019 07:41 PM (Tnijr)

237 The Senate reminds me of the feckless Scottish nobles in Braveheart

Posted by: Regular joe at October 08, 2019 07:41 PM (6/uwW)

238 If we get everything we can squeeze out of this...the Democrat party is done for a good long time..or until the Millenials convert it into the Millenial Jacobin party.

Millennials (in the main) can barely convert food into poop successfully. They aren't creating any new political parties in this lifetime.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 08, 2019 07:41 PM (Rarvo)

239 So, questions for the Horde:

Where do you see any of the following people in 20 years?

- Hillary
- Greta Thunberg
- Robert Mueller
- Adam Schiff
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2019 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

Running for president
lead vocal for death metal band
Del Boca Vista
broken neck rehab

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2019 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

240 The best Trump can do is catch some small fish like McCabe (maybe), and try the rest in the court of public opinion.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (mk3Co)


That sounds like weakness.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:41 PM (ZfRYq)

241 >>And now - there is this. Kinda chips away at the whole Huber will come happy horseshit.

No it doesn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:41 PM (ZLI7S)

242 196 So, questions for the Horde:

Where do you see any of the following people in 20 years?

- Hillary
- Greta Thunberg
- Robert Mueller
- Adam Schiff
1) Burning in hell
2) Institutionalized (sadly)
3) Burning in hell
4) Still claiming to have evidence of collusion as he's begging for spare change on the corner

Posted by: Ersatz at October 08, 2019 07:41 PM (zuVZw)

243 >>The D.A. is also looking into if "hate speech" was involved in the deadly incident on account of things allegedly said before the fight.



'This is MAGA Country!'

Posted by: garrett at October 08, 2019 07:41 PM (4VGhz)

244 Hey I just saw a head roll by!
Posted by: freaked
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Not funny.
Posted by: Anne Boleyn at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (YvUf/)
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But it's funny that your name sounds like Ann Bowlin'.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:41 PM (DuZls)

245 Fidelity. Bravery. Integrity.

That's the password to get into the castle. But what's the password once you're in the castle?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 08, 2019 07:36 PM (ykYG2)


Fraud. Bullshit. Incompetence.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 07:41 PM (BiNEL)

246 Sasse/Jeb

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 07:42 PM (ptqGC)

247 - Hillary
- Greta Thunberg
- Robert Mueller
- Adam Schiff
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2019 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

Dead, Newly dead and 1/2 eaten by her 153 cats, Dead, Giving blowjobs behind a Denny's dumpster.

Posted by: jsg at October 08, 2019 07:42 PM (3TTV4)

248 Mueller delivered the uranium sample for Hillary, to Russia with love.

---

I hope he hid it in his ass the whole way and gets cancer from it.

Posted by: RKae at October 08, 2019 07:42 PM (R8sFo)

249 You tell 'em I'm coming, and Huber's coming with me, you hear? Huber's coming with me!

Posted by: Wyatt Durham at October 08, 2019 07:42 PM (786Ro)

250 So, questions for the Horde:



Where do you see any of the following people in 20 years?



- Hillary

- Greta Thunberg

- Robert Mueller

- Adam Schiff

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2019 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)

===

I'm sensing a theme and horde mind and I must say I agree.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 08, 2019 07:42 PM (pw+jk)

251 What if ANY Republican president could have been this successful in exposing/destroying the Dems like this? All he'd have had to do is put up a fight like Trump has.

That's all? That's a pretty big everything.

Posted by: t-bird at October 08, 2019 07:42 PM (tU+ul)

252 "201 damn shame how far california has fallen. wisconsin casts its' lonely eyes to you. won't take tony fucking evers long to get us there. just a little too cold for yearlong shitting in the streets though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 08, 2019 07:35 PM (KP5rU) "



Says the optimist !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2019 07:43 PM (wscsn)

253 In 20 years, they will correct Mueller's time of death to 2017.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:43 PM (DuZls)

254 Where do you see any of the following people in 20 years?

But world ends in 12 years?


Posted by: 13times at October 08, 2019 07:43 PM (K3B2k)

255 >>>From Pat Cipollone

great letter!

Posted by: trapper's girl at October 08, 2019 07:43 PM (s5yKc)

256 ...and people will keep asking her, "didn't you used to be somebody??..." ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (L2ZTs)

Yes, I was.

Posted by: Shirley McClain at October 08, 2019 07:44 PM (3TTV4)

257 I should have included AOC 20 years from now.
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She will become an embedded politician, like Feinstein, Sanders, etc., etc.. Charles Rangel comes to mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2019 07:44 PM (YvUf/)

258 I tried to be positive and think outside the box like they would still be alive.

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2019 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

259 Fraud. Bullshit. Incompetence.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 07:41 PM (BiNEL)
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Now just switch the last two words...

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:44 PM (DuZls)

260 AOC 20 years from now.
.......

Tending bar on Mars

Posted by: wth at October 08, 2019 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

261 What if ANY Republican president could have been this successful in exposing/destroying the Dems like this? All he'd have had to do is put up a fight like Trump has.

---

I think we're seeing, by this point, that they've all been compromised puppets the whole time. Every one of them has been whispering "Hail Hydra."

The Deep State has been deep for a long time.

Posted by: RKae at October 08, 2019 07:45 PM (R8sFo)

262 252: sock, sad, but true.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 08, 2019 07:45 PM (KP5rU)

263 238
Millennials (in the main) can barely convert food into poop successfully.

pretty sure boston dynamics is working on a robot for that.

once told Chronda Jr. that a cat was simply a labor-saving device to turn cat food into cat poo. "Image if we had to do it by hand!", I said. he didn't go for it.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 08, 2019 07:45 PM (sGtp+)

264
every current GOP senator who was on the Judiciary Committee during the Kavanaugh hearings signed this letter to DOJ/FBI demanding to know the status of criminal referrals for false statements from Kavanaugh hoaxers.

=======

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2019 07:45 PM (yOYYw)

265 @198
All I know is that we are, realistically, running out of time to administer justice to those that need administering.

It takes up to a year from indictments to trial and with the notoriety and politicization of such trials the motions for continence, change of venue and other motions typical of trials of this type would push the commencement of such a trial well after the election.

And if Trump loses, and I pray that he doesn't, these trials will be put on hold and the next Donk administration will drop them lickety split.

And apparently the white hats don't indict nobody until all of the investigating is done and not as they uncover the crimes.

This is all becoming disturbingly absurd.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 08, 2019 07:46 PM (Ad3Y8)

266 Mueller took money from banamex, a Citibank subsidiary that had been laundering drug money going back to 1999, it was only 50 k, but a year later after he appointed special counsel, they only fined them 100 million dollars, and no indictment of officials, like with comey serving as monitor for hsbc, or Mueller's firm wilmer pickering having defended deutsch bank in the past, the Chinese hna owned the largest bloc of shares in the latter, they've been trying to unwind their bloc,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 08, 2019 07:46 PM (x+C/t)

267 I can only read his name as BenS asse because of how frequently he shows his.

Posted by: no good deed at October 08, 2019 07:46 PM (MmFTx)

268
every current GOP senator who was on the Judiciary Committee during the Kavanaugh hearings signed this letter to DOJ/FBI demanding to know the status of criminal referrals for false statements from Kavanaugh hoaxers.

========

I didn't get to finish that.

ABOUT FVCKING TIME.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 08, 2019 07:46 PM (yOYYw)

269 According to Clapper, Obama ordered the entire might of the US intelligence services to defend our democracy against Russian interference in the election, yet the Russians were still able to buy $100,000 in Facebook ads and effect more change in the election than the $2 + billion spent by the campaigns.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 08, 2019 07:46 PM (dNzKv)

270 'florida man arrested for trying to get alligator drunk'

...

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 08, 2019 07:46 PM (ykYG2)

271
And in the final scene of the Settling All Family Business Inauguration, as Trump ends "So help me God.", it cuts to the final scene.

Christopher Steele is running like a scared rabbit through some London shit-hole section. He cuts down an alley. He's soon trapped. He screams like a girl as he's stabbed. The assassins step back, and a group of Russian whores step in, and begin to piss all over the body.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 08, 2019 07:47 PM (f1Vqw)

272 Where do you see any of the following people in 20 years?

- Hillary
- Greta Thunberg
- Robert Mueller
- Adam Schiff
Posted by: qdpsteve

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Seriously?

All dead.

By different causes but yep, all gone.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2019 07:47 PM (Y4EXg)

273 @265
That.

Posted by: 13times at October 08, 2019 07:47 PM (K3B2k)

274 Don't have kids, ain't leaving anything to any relatives, Judicial watch just became the benefactor of my will.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2019 07:47 PM (r2+xA)

275 270 'florida man arrested for trying to get alligator drunk'


Never change, Florida Man.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 08, 2019 07:47 PM (Rarvo)

276 'This is all becoming disturbingly absurd'

Go with the flow. Steiner will come.

Posted by: freaked at October 08, 2019 07:47 PM (Tnijr)

277 Americans SHOCKED by appalling CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS!

Posted by: DRUDGE!!! at October 08, 2019 07:47 PM (BRpqW)

278 in about #twoweeks

Posted by: freaked at October 08, 2019 07:47 PM (Tnijr)

279 Where do you see any of the following people in 20 years?

- Hillary
- Greta Thunberg
- Robert Mueller
- Adam Schiff



- Wealthy and unindicted
- Wealthy and unindicted
- Wealthy and unindicted
- Wealthy and unindicted

I'm a pessimist by nature

Posted by: Hands at October 08, 2019 07:47 PM (786Ro)

280 In 20 years Saint Greta will own a beauty salon that caters to furries. Greta identifies as a wallaby. All others on the list will have been abducted by Greys and served up at Alien Brunch.

Posted by: kallisto at October 08, 2019 07:48 PM (CWvyb)

281
Go ahead, drink. Drink. No, Bob, you're out of the family business, that's your punishment. We're finished. I'm putting you on a plane to Vegas. I want you to stay there, understand? Only, don't tell me you're innocent, because it insults my intelligence. It makes me very angry. Now who approached you: Clinton or Obama? There's a car waiting for you outside, it'll take you to the airport. I'll call your wife and tell her what flight you're on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 07:48 PM (7rVsF)

282 Robert Mueller told me Putin told him to lie about wanting the FBI director job.

Posted by: New-style Whistle Blower at October 08, 2019 07:48 PM (DuZls)

283 270 'florida man arrested for trying to get alligator drunk'

...
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

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That's a croc!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 08, 2019 07:48 PM (Y4EXg)

284 Adam Schiff, 20 years from now, will be the second chair to Avenetti defending pimps from human trafficking charges.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2019 07:49 PM (XlbwU)

285 the deep state got back at Nixon, for trying to disengage from Vietnam, I don't find much benefit to the china card, but it was an attempt to reach out to the leading players, he wanted an end to this unending expeditionary force for durable proxies like the shah, fwiw,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 08, 2019 07:49 PM (x+C/t)

286 240
The best Trump can do is catch some small fish like McCabe (maybe), and try the rest in the court of public opinion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (mk3Co)



That sounds like weakness.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:41 PM (ZfRYq)

McCabe was not a small fish. Neither was Strozk, nor Ohr. Those people were very high up, they were the corrupt that had been brought up by the corrupt and were bringing up the corrupt. That they were cut out - no matter how - is a very good thing.


What you should be wondering about* is who were *their* proteges and where are they now? You got to cauterize deep sometimes.

*I said 'wonder' and not wail. This is too serious a subject to vent emotionally. Who were the proteges of McCabe, Strozk, and Ohr? Where are those proteges now?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 07:49 PM (SIV8g)

287 I believe that expanded timeframe includes a certain email that "Barack wants this done by the book"

You know, the one just after the meeting where they colluded to conceal national security information from the days-from-being-sworn-in President?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2019 07:50 PM (urWr7)

288 Found it
dailytimewaster.blogspot.com californias descent into third world

Shutting down power in California

https://tinyurl.com/yycysba6

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2019 07:50 PM (ZCEU2)

289 - Hillary
- Greta Thunberg
- Robert Mueller
- Adam Schiff
Posted by: qdpsteve
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- Sharting beside Bill's grave while screaming to Huma, "MOMMIE NEEDS A WIPEY!"

- Dead, crumpled under a stack of unsold Earth in the Balance paperbacks, mostly skeletonized by her seventy-two cats.

- Crouched in front of the refrigerator, obsessively opening and closing it in a futile attempt to find the little orange Trump who keeps turning out the light.

- Standing under the I-95 overpass, holding a scrawled, urine-splattered "WILL LICK TAINT FOR MONEY" sign.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 08, 2019 07:50 PM (Ki5SV)

290 My husband said PDT is just like us, which is why we love him. He says what we want to say, and does it on the world stage. And he has zero fucks to give when the howling PC mobs come for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

291 233
I am a YUGE Trump supporter, and I think this information - that they
have always known that Mueller was lying to Congress - makes his
administration look weak.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:30 PM (ZfRYq)

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Trump knows a lot of things - far more than we do.

He also chooses his moments. The man has always had amazing timing.

The key element here is Trump doesn't want ANY of these people to face trial.

He wants them to plea. That's the goal. Indictment followed by guilty plea.

So everyone whining that the petty charges (and perjury is a process crime) weren't pushed yet, needs to take a chill pill. Yes, they will plead guilty to that later in exchange for the bigger charges being dropped.

That's how the game is played. Mueller wasted millions geting Carter Page for *two weeks,* Manafort, and a bunch of Russians who will never actually be put on trial.

Trump plays for bigger stakes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 08, 2019 07:50 PM (cfSRQ)

292 - Hillary
- Greta Thunberg
- Robert Mueller
- Adam Schiff


- Carried away by Mephistopheles when her contract expires
- In and out of rehab; messed up Lindsey Lohan style
- His own MSNBC show
- Admitting to JonBenet Ramsay murder

Posted by: RKae at October 08, 2019 07:51 PM (R8sFo)

293 Hey I just saw a head roll by!
Posted by: freaked
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Not funny.

Posted by: Anne Boleyn at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (YvUf/)
..........

Totally not funny.

Posted by: William Wallace at October 08, 2019 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

294 >>Mueller delivered the uranium sample for Hillary, to Russia with love.

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I hope he hid it in his ass the whole way and gets cancer from it.
_______

Oh God no. I'll get dick cancer.

Posted by: Rosenpenis at October 08, 2019 07:51 PM (2cuLk)

295 "11 Perhaps we can't blame Mueller for this. Perhaps we might need to blame the ventriloquist."

Mueller either is a virtuoso actor/liar or he is a senile old fuck chosen for the same reasons senile old fucks with advanced dementia grace the letterhead of law firms throughout the Imperial City. Either option is less than optimum.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 08, 2019 07:51 PM (iw59Q)

296 That sounds like weakness.
Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:41 PM (ZfRYq)

------

Indeed. It's as strong as he can be, though.

None of this matters at all. Hoping for justice in this system is ludicrous. Trump just needs to lay it out for people, and show us why we should fight.

Men, not laws, will settle it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 07:51 PM (mk3Co)

297 I saw Goodie Mueller in the woods with the Devil!

Posted by: New-style Whistle Blower at October 08, 2019 07:52 PM (DuZls)

298 Felt got back at Nixon, for passing him over, the Admirals got back at him through the welander spy ring, Helms probably planted james McCord in there as the double agent, because they had not delivered results, DIA did a better job,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 08, 2019 07:52 PM (x+C/t)

299 273 @265
That.

Posted by: 13times at October 08, 2019 07:47 PM (K3B2k)


Good thing Congress Soros' lobbyists wrote those sweet Statute of Limitations laws!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 07:53 PM (BiNEL)

300 I believe that expanded timeframe includes a certain email that "Barack wants this done by the book"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2019 07:50 PM (urWr7)
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The Little Red Book.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 07:53 PM (DuZls)

301 196. Dead
Married to a mooslim
Dead
Still has a pencil neck

Posted by: morigu at October 08, 2019 07:53 PM (Eu98u)

302 281 - Could'a been a horse head.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 08, 2019 07:53 PM (HTHlp)

303
And apparently the white hats don't indict nobody until all of the investigating is done and not as they uncover the crimes.
***

Part of the reason the 1944 coup against NAZI Germany failed is that the plotters insisted on putting captured NAZIs on trial instead of just shooting them.


Something that should be kept in mind...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 08, 2019 07:53 PM (WdocV)

304
Hey I just saw a head roll by!
Posted by: freaked
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Not funny.

Posted by: Anne Boleyn at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (YvUf/)
..........

Totally not funny.

Posted by: William Wallace


Completely and totally not funny.

Posted by: Louis XVI at October 08, 2019 07:53 PM (7rVsF)

305
The start of the Deep State goes way back. Harry Truman wrote an op-ed in the early '60s for the WaPo saying he realized that creating the CIA was a big mistake, just three years after it was created.

What he described was what we now call the Deep State.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 08, 2019 07:53 PM (f1Vqw)

306 as I've explained in other venues, it was like the deniro/pacino encounter in heat, sizing each other up,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 08, 2019 07:54 PM (x+C/t)

307 Hey I just saw a head roll by!
Posted by: freaked
---
What'd I tell ya.

Posted by: Rob Halford at October 08, 2019 07:55 PM (DuZls)

308 OMG trolling the commucrats over on THE HILL website is soooooo much fun.

Throw anything at them. They are like pit bulls with their blind hatred.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 08, 2019 07:56 PM (4ZE6o)

309 274- it's a toss up between Judicial Watch, the ACLJ, and one of those religious freedom lawfirms.

Posted by: vivi at October 08, 2019 07:56 PM (11H2y)

310 Trump usually sets things up. What could he possibly be setting up with this disclosure about Mueller now? Mueller is out of the picture, and he is too pathetic to be a target.

Posted by: blaster at October 08, 2019 07:56 PM (ZfRYq)

311 ..That's how the game is played. Mueller wasted millions geting Carter Page for *two weeks,* Manafort, and a bunch of Russians who will never actually be put on trial.


He didn't get Carter Page for squat. He got George Papa for 10 days for lying to the FBI.

The FBI took out a FISA warrant on Page and renewed it 3 times. A FISA warrant on an American means you have proof, not evidence but proof, that the target is an agent of a foreign government and yet they never charged him with anything.

Not even a parking ticket.

That's not strange. That's a crime.

Oh and the Russian troll farm indictments are falling apart. Another charge got tossed today.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)

312 261
I think we're seeing, by this point, that they've all been compromised puppets the whole time. Every one of them has been whispering "Hail Hydra."

The Deep State has been deep for a long time.
Posted by: RKae at October 08, 2019 07:45 PM (R8sFo)
________________________
Yes. This.It's the realization that this pustulant, festering wound (Deep State) on the body politic has been there for a long time, in desperate need of cauterization by exposure to the light of day.If it's been there this long, then one would think it could have been exposed long ago. By any conservative willing to put up a fight, come what may. Big IF.
So, it probably couldn't have worked out differently than it has: Right man, right moment. Someone who'd not only willing to fight, but knows HOW to fight these people (as a couple of folks have responded).

Posted by: Ersatz at October 08, 2019 07:56 PM (zuVZw)

313 Ben Sasse needs to get his Sassy Ass primaried.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 08, 2019 07:57 PM (2sCft)

314 So 3 months after the fact, this is news.

Every Moron here is better informed than Congress.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2019 07:57 PM (r2+xA)

315 OK, time for tea and bed.

Hope you all have a lovely night.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 08, 2019 07:57 PM (Ki5SV)

316 279
Where do you see any of the following people in 20 years?



- Hillary

- Greta Thunberg

- Robert Mueller

- Adam Schiff





- Wealthy and unindicted

- Wealthy and unindicted

- Wealthy and unindicted

- Wealthy and unindicted



I'm a pessimist by nature

Posted by: Hands at October 08, 2019 07:47 PM (786Ro)
- Dead by old age.
- Dead by suicide resulting from the demons put into her by her abusers.- Dead by old age.- Dead by ass cancer.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 08, 2019 07:57 PM (jYnPD)

317 Hey I just saw a head roll by!
Posted by: freaked
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Not funny.

Posted by: Anne Boleyn at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (YvUf/)
..........

Totally not funny.

Posted by: William Wallace

Completely and totally not funny.
Posted by: Louis XVI
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But, but...I was one of you...

Posted by: Robespierre at October 08, 2019 07:57 PM (HTHlp)

318 OMG trolling the commucrats over on THE HILL website is soooooo much fun.

Throw anything at them. They are like pit bulls with their blind hatred.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 08, 2019 07:56 PM (4ZE6o)

Its the best, they always report my comments. Pussies

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 08, 2019 07:58 PM (M+Lyo)

319 Hey I just saw a head roll by!
Posted by: freaked

Be a sport and put that in an ice bag, please ?

Posted by: John Bobbitt at October 08, 2019 07:58 PM (3TTV4)

320 Mueller was NOT lying when he said he was not interviewing for the FBI position, because he wasn't. That was just his cover story (lie) to get into the White House and get an interview with his future target POTUS Trump. Don't forget who brought him in -- Rosenfink. He already had the special counsel position. Also, don't forget he also "forgot" his phone in the oval office after he left. These guys are treacherous bastards.

Posted by: tommylotto at October 08, 2019 07:58 PM (dYinJ)

321 307
Hey I just saw a head roll by!

Posted by: freaked

---

What'd I tell ya.

Posted by: Rob Halford at October 08, 2019 07:55 PM (DuZls)

As the heads roll by

Will the baskets keep them in

As the heads roll by

Baskets full to the brim

Once the axe falls

As the burning times start

Lots of lifetimes

Going out with a fart.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 07:58 PM (SIV8g)

322 ***I do not believe that President Trump can afford the luxury of waiting until his second term to lay down the hammer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 08, 2019 07:20 PM (Ki5SV)


Hey you - you up there
Yeh you - can you hear me
I said, I said - can you hear me
Don't you listen to me, when I'm talking to you?
If you can't go for it - you can't go for it - good!
And that means you walk a new way - for the new's that's comin'!

She's a cool kinda mama
Sure gonna slam the hammer down
When your pistons are pumping
Sure gonna slam the hammer down
Oh when your body starts to shake
It's time to loosen off the brake
And ram it down

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 08, 2019 07:58 PM (myjNJ)

323 Not even a parking ticket.

That's not strange. That's a crime.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)
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*looks at nails*
*big yawn*

Posted by: FISC Judge at October 08, 2019 07:58 PM (DuZls)

324 260 AOC 20 years from now.
.......

Tending bar on Mars


---------
Baby you make me wish I had three hands!

Posted by: Benny the Mutant at October 08, 2019 07:58 PM (AOIoR)

325 To be fair, Ben Sasse was very busy cataloging his stash of gay porn.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 08, 2019 07:59 PM (8ts9m)

326 >> Ben Sasse needs to get his Sassy Ass primaried.

Oh, he loves to have his Sassy Ass "primaried" after I light it up nice and rosy with my riding crop.

He likes like while he watches Paolo bang his wife. Then we tag team her.

Posted by: Sen. Mistress Kyrsten Sinema at October 08, 2019 07:59 PM (f1Vqw)

327 317
Hey I just saw a head roll by!

Posted by: freaked

-------



Not funny.



Posted by: Anne Boleyn at October 08, 2019 07:40 PM (YvUf/)

..........



Totally not funny.



Posted by: William Wallace



Completely and totally not funny.

Posted by: Louis XVI

---------



But, but...I was one of you...

Posted by: Robespierre


Oh, boo hoo.

Posted by: Jayne Mansfield at October 08, 2019 08:00 PM (T6t7i)

328 The Little Red Book.

Rules for Radicals.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 08, 2019 08:00 PM (HaL55)

329 A tisket, a tasket
A head in a basket
It cannot reply
To questions you ask it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2019 08:00 PM (wscsn)

330 The America I grew up in is over

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 08:00 PM (bXL3z)

331 270 'florida man arrested for trying to get alligator drunk'

...
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

----

That's a croc!
Posted by: Tonypete


Dile it down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 08, 2019 08:00 PM (1Vobx)

332 AOC 20 years from now.


Childless, 6 cats, on some non-profit poster for the mentally disabled.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 08, 2019 08:01 PM (jYnPD)

333 330
The America I grew up in is over

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 08:00 PM (bXL3z)

As someone said earlier, the America you grew up in never was. They were just better at hiding their contempt for you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 08, 2019 08:02 PM (jYnPD)

334 *looks at nails*
*big yawn*

Posted by: FISC Judge


https://tinyurl.com/y4n5mnae

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 08:02 PM (ZLI7S)

335 At the local emergency animal hospital with our remaining fur child

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 08:02 PM (bXL3z)

336 You can look to the left and
Look to the right
But you will live in danger tonight
When the enemy comes he will
Never be heard
He'll blow your mind and not say a word
Blinding lights, flashing colors
Sleepless nights
If the man with the power
Can't keep it under control

Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll
---

Posted by: Rob Halford at October 08, 2019 08:03 PM (DuZls)

337 A tisket, a tasket
A head in a basket
No wonder why
It cannot reply
To questions you ask it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2019 08:00 PM (wscsn)

FIFY

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 08:03 PM (BiNEL)

338 You have violated civil liberties and the separation of powers by

threatening Executive Branch officials, claiming that you will seek to punish those who exercise
fundamental constitutional rights and prerogatives. All of this violates the Constitution, the rule
of law, and every past precedent. Never before in our history has the House of
Representatives-under the control of either political party-taken the American people down
the dangerous path you seem determined to pursue.



and it goes on for 8 pages!



From Pat Cipollone



It would have been easier to just say, Hey Nancy vaffanculo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 08, 2019 08:03 PM (MD6Fb)

339 He didn't get Carter Page for squat. He got George Papa for 10 days for lying to the FBI.


Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)

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I always get those two guys mixed up.

Anyhow, people howling for Muller-esque indictments need reminding that they are mostly worthless.

You want the real deal, the genuine article.

And that takes time and meticulous documentation.

I'm firmly in the camp that this bone-headed attempt at a putsch was launched because they knew what was coming and are desperately trying to head it off.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 08, 2019 08:03 PM (cfSRQ)

340 http://bit.ly/2MncEaw
*******
Alec Baldwin Scammed by Fake Statue of Liberty Tour

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 08, 2019 08:03 PM (BqBId)

341 So everyone whining that the petty charges (and perjury is a process crime) weren't pushed yet, needs to take a chill pill. Yes, they will plead guilty to that later in exchange for the bigger charges being dropped.

Trump plays for bigger stakes.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


See? That's just it. I want the big charges. 20 to life. Not some 14 day charge like Felicty Huffman.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2019 08:04 PM (hTPJO)

342

As someone said earlier, the America you grew up in never was. They were just better at hiding their contempt for you.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 08, 2019 08:02 PM (jYnPD)

No so sure I was 6 in 1960

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 08:04 PM (bXL3z)

343
- Hillary
- Greta Thunberg
- Robert Mueller
- Adam Schiff


- St. Dympna's Rest Home
- Psychopath CEO
- Insurance spokesman on TV
- Disbarred

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 08:04 PM (7rVsF)

344 This is important,
but it's not more important than the election.
but it's not more important than the border.
but it's not more important than etc.

Posted by: DaveA at October 08, 2019 08:04 PM (FhXTo)

345 Everyone, great responses :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2019 08:04 PM (L2ZTs)

346 335 At the local emergency animal hospital with our remaining fur child


oh no! what is happening?

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 08, 2019 08:05 PM (Rarvo)

347 I believe that expanded timeframe includes a certain email that "Barack wants this done by the book"

You know, the one just after the meeting where they colluded to conceal national security information from the days-from-being-sworn-in President?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 08, 2019 07:50 PM (urWr7)


The email that recorded that Obama wanted to be kept in loop in the weeks to come (even only days from becoming ex-pres)?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2019 08:05 PM (1g7ch)

348 The America I grew up in was already on the decline 9-11-2001 but that pretty much did it in.

Posted by: freaked at October 08, 2019 08:05 PM (Tnijr)

349 Cat is old. Many things. Sucks getting old even for cats

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 08:06 PM (bXL3z)

350 "Mueller either is a virtuoso actor/liar or he is a senile old fuck"

for the "investigation" he was the criminal DeepState mob boss, fixer and hit man rolled into one. For the trail he be the bumbling senile old fool, pretty much like when he was before congress. But I don't think "mistakes were made, have mercy on my good intentions" will cut it if/when evidence reveals his decades of syndicate work.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 08, 2019 08:06 PM (Cus5s)

351 it goes on for 8 pages!



From Pat Cipollone

Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 08, 2019 07:21 PM (cF8AT)


That is a long train of abuses and usurpations.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 08, 2019 08:06 PM (jYnPD)

352 I just had a horrible thought: Jimmy Carter dies leading up to the election, and for at least two weeks we have constant lib/prog spokesweasels on TV 24/7.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

353 As someone said earlier, the America you grew up in never was. They were just better at hiding their contempt for you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 08, 2019 08:02 PM (jYnPD)


Our betters used to have enough courtesy to conceal their perfidy and corruption, now they feel sure they're in charge and the masks are off!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 08:06 PM (BiNEL)

354
At the local emergency animal hospital with our remaining fur child

Prayers. Keep us posted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 08:06 PM (7rVsF)

355
Lawyer of the whistleblowers says they will stay anonymous forever!

https://tinyurl.com/y3r2f6vh

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2019 08:07 PM (wiXsO)

356 Oh no, NGU !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2019 08:07 PM (wscsn)

357 Lawyer of the whistleblowers says they will stay anonymous forever!

https://tinyurl.com/y3r2f6vh
Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2019 08:07 PM (wiXsO)

Wanna bet? Vengeance is mine sayeth the lord

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 08:08 PM (bXL3z)

358 I think it's a lock Hillary's gonna run. She came up with a mindbendingly effective fundraising scheme:

- She charges everyone $10 to get into her rallies, then charges everyone $50 to get out.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 08, 2019 08:08 PM (L2ZTs)

359 I want the Godfather Scene where Michael Corleone is
standing at the altar having his child baptized as his enemies are
being eliminated.



Trump at the inauguration for his second term.




There's a whole lotta Carlo Rizzi's in the GOP he's going to have to take care of too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 08, 2019 08:08 PM (MD6Fb)

360 Lawyer of the whistleblowers says they will stay anonymous forever!


Yes, we will rest the Republic on the word of persons unknown.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 08:08 PM (oVJmc)

361 "Jimmy Carter dies leading up to the election, and for at least two weeks we have constant lib/prog spokesweasels on TV 24/7."

I'm looking for my genuine painting of Billy Carter's horse to at least triple in value once Jimmy kicks.

Posted by: freaked at October 08, 2019 08:08 PM (Tnijr)

362 Oh, no NGU. I feel for you. Prayers for your fur baby and you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 08:08 PM (ptqGC)

363 You want the real deal, the genuine article.

And that takes time and meticulous documentation.

I'm
firmly in the camp that this bone-headed attempt at a putsch was
launched because they knew what was coming and are desperately trying to
head it off.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 08, 2019 08:03 PM (cfSRQ)


Oh I so agree. If you are going to be indicting high level people with a lot of pull and a lot of money (think Bill Ayres) then you have to have everything done so correctly it is sickening. To make a metaphor, getting the local drug dealer is snorkling, getting these guys and gals is going to the Challenger Deep.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 08:09 PM (SIV8g)

364 Yes, we will rest the Republic on the word of persons unknown.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 08:08 PM (oVJmc)
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We violated Carter Page's civil rights over them.

Posted by: Axeman at October 08, 2019 08:09 PM (DuZls)

365 I am on my phone so it is hard to copy and paste and answer everyone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 08:10 PM (bXL3z)

366 I am sorry about your kitty, NGU.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 08, 2019 08:10 PM (jYnPD)

367 360 Lawyer of the whistleblowers says they will stay anonymous forever!


Yes, we will rest the Republic on the word of persons unknown.

====

ok, then, heroic liberal lawyer who made up shit.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 08, 2019 08:10 PM (FEQY4)

368 " The timeline has grown from the beginning of the probe through the
election and now includes a post-election timeline through the Spring of
2017"
============================
That informs me that the line of people wanting/needing to testify at Durham's office reaches around three city blocks.

Posted by: mrp at October 08, 2019 08:10 PM (Pqytn)

369 @347
It's a good thing that Durham is just now investigating things the whole fucking world knew three fucking years ago, that Obama was involved in all of this.

The only people that could credibly believe that Barack Hussein Obama's CIA,DOJ, FBI, NSA, STATE, ETC. were running an op against Trump and he didn't know about it are stoopnagles like Trey "If you aren't guilty then don't act guilty" Gowdy and his ilk.

Again, this is all becoming disturbingly absurd.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 08, 2019 08:10 PM (Ad3Y8)

370 NGU, sounds like hard choices ahead. May your kitty have the easiest road no matter where it leads.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2019 08:10 PM (r2+xA)

371 360 Lawyer of the whistleblowers says they will stay anonymous forever!

It's zombie Mark Felt!

Posted by: pep at October 08, 2019 08:11 PM (T6t7i)

372 See? That's just it. I want the big charges. 20 to life. Not some 14 day charge like Felicty Huffman.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2019 08:04 PM (hTPJO)


My fear is that no one involved in the anti-Trump coup will actually go to a real jail or face severe penalties, until...


A Democrat is elected President with a Democrat Congress, and Leavenworth is suddenly filled with Trump supporting conservatives each with a life sentence!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 08:11 PM (BiNEL)

373 NGU, I've been on my phone for nearly three weeks because ankle, and I still don't know how to copy and paste.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

374 No so sure I was 6 in 1960

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 08:04 PM (bXL3z)
Not so far behind you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 08, 2019 08:12 PM (jYnPD)

375
Hey I just saw a head roll by!
Posted by: freaked


Tom Stewart killed me!

Posted by: The head of Vi at October 08, 2019 08:12 PM (aKsyK)

376 Luckilly I am home. I am usually away on duty when one of our cats has a problem

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 08:12 PM (bXL3z)

377 >>At the local emergency animal hospital with our remaining fur child

Very sorry. Hope it works out.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2019 08:12 PM (ZLI7S)

378 NGU

Mrs VIA and I send prayers and wishes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2019 08:13 PM (cqNba)

379 128 99 I can't work a hatred up for Mueller after his Congressional testimony - he was just some sad useless clown at the end - too senile and old to be some sort of lying mastermind of the whole thing. He was used and discarded by much more knowing evil sorts - he'll be completely demented in a couple of years - a lot like Joe Biden, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Boswell at October 08, 2019 07:18 PM (32YRo)

I agree, let Mueller fade away. Realize that he is *never* going to make another public appearance, he is *never* going to have another public job - he's just too embarrassing now for all sides, and no will have anything more to do with him from either side.

After what should have been a distinguished career, the final image that the entire country is left with is a a stumbling, confused old man who totally failed at the very important job he was tasked with. He will be remembered as a failure forever, by everyone.

let it stay that way, and let him go..

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 08:13 PM (V2Yro)

380 NGU, you are close in age to me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 08:14 PM (ptqGC)

381 NGU, I know you will do he right thing and I hope the fur baby is able to return to your home for many a year!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 08:14 PM (BiNEL)

382 99% of the horde can get off my lawn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

383 Jane, was the HS reunion last weekend or this one coming up?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2019 08:15 PM (r2+xA)

384 After what should have been a distinguished career,
the final image that the entire country is left with is a a stumbling,
confused old man who totally failed at the very important job he was
tasked with. He will be remembered as a failure forever, by everyone.



let it stay that way, and let him go..

Posted by: Tom Servo


As a wise man once said:You've got to know when to hold themAnd know when to fold them
Mueller chose.....poorly.

Posted by: pep at October 08, 2019 08:15 PM (T6t7i)

385 NGU, I know you will do he right thing and I hope the fur baby is able to return to your home for many a year!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 08:14 PM (BiNEL)

He is 18.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 08:15 PM (bXL3z)

386 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

Did you ever try the Bluetooth keyboard?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 08:15 PM (BiNEL)

387 Mueller was always an asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 08:16 PM (bXL3z)

388 NGU - so sorry. I'm looking at an old, beloved cat as we speak: (

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 08:16 PM (mk3Co)

389 He is 18.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 08:15 PM (bXL3z)


Really sorry to hear that, that is old for a cat, but I am glad you are there for the cat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 08:17 PM (BiNEL)

390 BTW - from the sidebar: Erick "Donuts" Erickson's website is The Resurgent. This fills out our noting of how many of these sites begin with "The" - 'The Dispatch', 'The Remnant', 'The Bulwark', 'The Flushable Wipe', and so on.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 08:18 PM (SIV8g)

391 352 I just had a horrible thought: Jimmy Carter dies leading up to the election, and for at least two weeks we have constant lib/prog spokesweasels on TV 24/7.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

I'm split; yeah, it's bad that it could affect the election; on the other hand, Jimmy would finally be dead, and good riddance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 08:18 PM (V2Yro)

392 And, age is no mitigating factors in matters of justice. Mueller deserves the noose whether he's five or five hundred.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 08:18 PM (mk3Co)

393 NGU, we had a fur boy kitty live to 18. That's a darned good run. Sadly, our boy began suffering from severe dementia and forgot what a litter box was. Still, he curled up in my arms every night and morning for hugs. Damn, my eyes are itching.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

394 "99% of the horde can get off my lawn."

So......you're closer to 30 than 29, is what you're saying?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2019 08:18 PM (cqNba)

395

160 Key witness against Dallas police woman gets killed\



I heard that




selling weed and shooting one his buyers in chest before getting greased


didn't see this anywhere.





and people believed this guy at trial


what a joke.



that girl got fucked over


maybe, still, what was she doing in someone else's apartment?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 08, 2019 08:19 PM (sy5kK)

396 Jake Tapper : We're thrilled to have Robert Mueller on tonight. What have you been doing?

Mueller : I've actually started reading again.

JT : Very nice. What are you currently reading ?

Mueller : I just started on this new thing called The Mueller Report.

Posted by: jsg at October 08, 2019 08:19 PM (3TTV4)

397 NGU - praying for the best

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2019 08:19 PM (ZCEU2)

398 How does one copy and paste on an iPhone? Gah. I'm going back to my desk and laptop tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

399 And, age is no mitigating factors in matters of justice. Mueller deserves the noose whether he's five or five hundred.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 08:18 PM (mk3Co)


Dig up McCain and hang him too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2019 08:20 PM (1g7ch)

400 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

Mrs H had a kitty that made it to 20, but it was a wee frail thing at the end!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 08:20 PM (BiNEL)

401 http://bit.ly/2IBtr8C
*******
NBC's Frank Figliuzzi: Trump 'Increasingly Showing Signs' of a 'Messianic Complex' | Breitbart

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 08, 2019 08:20 PM (BqBId)

402 NGU, we had a fur boy kitty live to 18. That's a darned good run. Sadly, our boy began suffering from severe dementia and forgot what a litter box was. Still, he curled up in my arms every night and morning for hugs. Damn, my eyes are itching.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 08:18 PM (ptqG

Yeah Sidd is already on anti-convulsives. Walks leaning to the left. And is acting off tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 08:21 PM (bXL3z)

403 NO! Mueller doesn't get to fade off into the sunset. That SOB aided in the biggest assault to our Republic ever and I want to see piss running through his tap water and shit on his plate forever.

Fuck Him and no decent horse would carry him.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2019 08:21 PM (r2+xA)

404 Tucker- AOC wants to abolish prisons.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2019 08:21 PM (wiXsO)

405 NGU - hope it works out for your fur baby..

Posted by: IC at October 08, 2019 08:21 PM (3SIip)

406 No so sure I was 6 in 1960

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 08, 2019 08:04 PM


*slowly tiptoes off NGU's lawn*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 08, 2019 08:21 PM (rBtIz)

407 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

https://www.lifewire.com/copy-paste-text-on-iphone-1999898

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 08:22 PM (BiNEL)

408 >288
Yeah. Lawyers sued PGE into bankruptcy. I hate PGE for a lot of reasons, but windstorms causing branches and trees to fall across power lines isn't one of them. It's the darn lawyers going nuts here.

And the pols are hiding behind the fig leaf of climate change. I have friends that lost homes and all their stuff. So I'm a bit touchy about people here riffing jokes about it.

Posted by: 13times at October 08, 2019 08:22 PM (K3B2k)

409 401
http://bit.ly/2IBtr8C

*******

NBC's Frank Figliuzzi: Trump 'Increasingly Showing Signs' of a 'Messianic Complex' | Breitbart

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 08, 2019 08:20 PM (BqBId)


If he makes ruebens appear to feed all at his rally, then I'll take the report seriously. And corned beef, none of that wimpy turkey rueben stuff.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 08, 2019 08:23 PM (SIV8g)

410
Sad to say, unless you have a parrot or tortoise, you're going to see them pass from your life.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 08:23 PM (7rVsF)

411 379

I agree, let Mueller fade away.

[...]

After what should have been a distinguished career, the final image that the entire country is left with is a a stumbling, confused old man who totally failed at the very important job he was tasked with. He will be remembered as a failure forever, by everyone.

let it stay that way, and let him go..
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 08:13 PM (V2Yro)

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Mueller, Comey, Brennan, and others, have not just wrongfully gone after Trump. They have destroyed the lives of "little people," repeatedly, over the course of their careers. What they are trying to do to Trump is not new for them, except for the audacity and scale of it.

If at all possible, I want to see retribution, and I have zero sympathy. Just like they had zero sympathy.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 08, 2019 08:23 PM (8I1Ab)

412 Isn't Flynn facing jail time for this exact same thing?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 08, 2019 08:23 PM (PHotS)

413 407, I find the iphone interface for cut and paste to be a pain in the butt!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 08, 2019 08:23 PM (BiNEL)

414 " Walks leaning to the left. "


The left, you say?


Grumble....grumble.....mumble..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2019 08:24 PM (cqNba)

415 yeah, I was afraid of the "wider scope"
OK, so go after whoever you want, but for the love of god , INDICT SOMEONE...maybe?

This could be a really good thing, or the worst news possible, and a signal no one is going to pay any consequences.

STILL NO INDICTMENTS
all talk

Posted by: supersize my Kartoffelkloesse at October 08, 2019 08:24 PM (Bf3hj)

416 Dig up McCain and hang him too.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2019 08:20 PM

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Public ritual desecration of the corpses of the wicked is a practice that needs to be brought back.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 08:25 PM (mk3Co)

417 and people believed this guy at trial"

He was a minor witness, not a major one. No one disputed his testimony. Most importantly, the most devastating testimony against Guyger were the words out of her own mouth - her attorney should *never* have put her on the stand.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 08, 2019 08:25 PM (V2Yro)

418 Lol. Hrothgar, I don't even knew how to open a link on my iPhone.

Anyhow, I'm outta here for tonight.

Prayers for you and your sweet kitty, NGU. That old boy may surprise you yet. Hugs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 08, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

419 "Sad to say, unless you have a parrot or tortoise, you're going to see them pass from your life. "

RGB may not outlive a hand of green bananas as a pet.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2019 08:26 PM (cqNba)

420 "unless you have a parrot or tortoise, you're going to see them pass from your life. "

pfft

Posted by: a Pet Rock at October 08, 2019 08:26 PM (Tnijr)

421 Andrew McCabe and Carl Bernstein are talking loyalty and trust on CSPAN tonight, guys!!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at October 08, 2019 08:26 PM (f8ilN)

422
Public ritual desecration of the corpses of the wicked is a practice that needs to be brought back.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 08:25 PM (mk3Co)


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 08:27 PM (7rVsF)

423 If at all possible, I want to see retribution, and I have zero sympathy. Just like they had zero sympathy.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 08, 2019 08:23 PM (8I1Ab)

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Uh huh. They did what they did. When I did what I did, men like them judged me without mercy, and I served my sentence. They can too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 08:28 PM (mk3Co)

424 Nood open thread

Posted by: hogmartin at October 08, 2019 08:29 PM (t+qrx)

425 HOW CAN WE HELP CALIGIRL AND OTHER CALIMORONS????

Posted by: mikeyG at October 08, 2019 08:29 PM (/Sb0s)

426
NBC's Frank Figliuzzi: Trump 'Increasingly Showing Signs' of a 'Messianic Complex' | Breitbart


Perfect spot for Pee-Wee Herman saying 'I know you are, but what am I?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 08, 2019 08:30 PM (oVJmc)

427 Ben Sasse is a good friend...I learned so much from him!

Posted by: Ahmed the Goatfucker at October 08, 2019 08:30 PM (yhf6w)

428 Mueller, Comey, Brennan, and others, have not just wrongfully gone after Trump. They have destroyed the lives of "little people," repeatedly, over the course of their careers. What they are trying to do to Trump is not new for them, except for the audacity and scale of it.

If at all possible, I want to see retribution, and I have zero sympathy. Just like they had zero sympathy.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 08, 2019 08:23 PM (8I1Ab)


Ultimately they were after the Electoral College and those who voted for the Electors. Subverting the Constitution.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2019 08:31 PM (1g7ch)

429 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 08, 2019 08:27 PM (7rVsF)

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Forgot about Formosus... thanks for the reminder. I was thinking of the bastards Cromwell and McCain.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 08, 2019 08:32 PM (mk3Co)

430 That sucks, Nevergiveup.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 08, 2019 08:33 PM (HaL55)

431 Jane Mansfield lost her head over The Motors.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 08, 2019 08:33 PM (tmycC)

432 The cuteness on the new thread is awesome!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 08, 2019 08:34 PM (myjNJ)

433 Nevergiveup,
I hope everything turns out well for your kitty. Prayers up.

Posted by: Floridachick at October 08, 2019 08:36 PM (ZODIr)

434 I have to throw my vote toward dead but the crazy little girl may find a different path.

Bill before Hillary? Last time I saw him it looked like he was in a race with RBG.

Posted by: Garbone at October 08, 2019 08:36 PM (sE/pW)

435 352 I just had a horrible thought: Jimmy Carter dies leading up to the election, and for at least two weeks we have constant lib/prog spokesweasels on TV 24/7.
---------------
This would be different, how? I do agree it will be a McCain x5 spectacle.

(I hope your recovery is going well I haven't been on here much lately)

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 08, 2019 08:37 PM (rBM1Q)

436 Carter was a big fan of Dukes of Hazard - they'll that car deco at his funeral.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 08, 2019 08:41 PM (1g7ch)

437 thebradfordfile @thebradfordfile
20s
Can you hear that thunderous puckering sound coming from the nation's capitol?

It's Adam Schiff and his coup coming to the sobering realization that AG Barr knows EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 08, 2019 08:41 PM (BqBId)

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